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Lazy beast. I bet she just lets mice walk by without even chasing them. I bet she doesn't even pay rent
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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You’re drunk, void. Wake up!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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cat certainly is burnt... have you been already roasting her??!
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2024-26-07
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They can be so dramatic
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Oh, look at me! I've got a funny spot on my belly! Ohhh!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Cause of death: smelling own paws
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Tell her to smile so I can see her.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I CALL A DRUMSTICK!! 🍗 *nib nib nib nib*
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Looks just like my lil void 😍🥰
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I mean, do you really want that blob to come back to life? She probably just sleeps all day and makes stinky poops.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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And yells at me if I move when she's in my lap. Don't forget that!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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My brother’s void does the same thing.
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2024-26-07
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I hate to tell you, but that’s a sloth.🦥
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2024-26-07
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Lazy fuckin cat
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2024-27-07
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That’s a stoned nap if I’ve ever seen one
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2024-27-07
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What's your scratch count with those perfect little feet?
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2024-29-07
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Ahhh! The TUMMY!!! Must rub!
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2024-30-07
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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He looks like Toothless.
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2024-26-07
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He’s named after the Alex G song
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2024-26-07
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Skipper would definitely get right in your face at a party and corner you with his stank breath and anecdotes about high school (he's 40)
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2024-26-07
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He did not understand that being a pirate kitty only missing one eye. I hope that wasn't too mean he truly is a beautiful little angel 💗
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2024-26-07
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i genuinely want to know how googly eyes would look on him
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2024-26-07
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Look at the camera Skipper‼️ Oh wait
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Facts.
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2024-26-07
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Damn…. Not too much now ….
Jk jk jk fave comment!!
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2024-26-07
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He’ll never be able to see how handsome he is!
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2024-26-07
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Goofy ass name lol (i love him)
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2024-27-07
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Perfect for r/piratepets !
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2024-27-07
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Woahhh I didn’t even know about this sub! Gotta go post him now :) thank you!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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2024-26-07
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(Suki is a on a diet, prior to when she came into my care, she had been grazing whenever. After talking with the vet, she receives two portioned meals a day, and we have frequent playtime )
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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A box could outsmart her
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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A box could probably outrun her!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Look very silly like silly car
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Definitely full orange under the tri-colors.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She’s still got bean juice smeared on her mouf
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2024-26-07
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Big nose havin ahhh
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2024-26-07
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Those first two pics looks like she/he be roasting you
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2024-26-07
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Can't boss would be mad
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Cute kitty, but now I can’t pick up my phone anymore.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Gooby head
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2024-27-07
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She’s an asshole
How do I know? I’m owned by a calico, too. She’s my little horcrux best friend & also the biggest jerk I know
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2024-27-07
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I’m just gonna say the last pic is perfection
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Her favorite activities include staring at walls and drinking water from the shower.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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This is Myrtle. She stays as close as is possible, i have to stand by the food bowl or she wont eat, she growls any of my other cats that comes into her view.
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2024-26-07
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All I can think is "why does she look so sad" like I'm trying so hard to think of something but God damn
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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It's how she reels you in. Then she will stay with you. She peed in my bed. But otherwise she's a sweet overlord
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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I can’t, it’ll steal my soul.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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They were using the spare parts at the factory when making her
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2024-26-07
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Is his favorite food meth?
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2024-26-07
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she could only afford one tattoo sleeve
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Socks don't match
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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is he related to the Fresno Nightcrawler perchance?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Long boi
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I'd rather not. I don't want to be haunted tonight 🙃
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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This is what happens to your arm over the years of sticking your paw in the toilet bowl.🚽💩
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Nightmare fuel
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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You forgot to turn your headlights off
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Finish putting your pants on !
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2024-26-07
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I can’t. I’ve got a tuxedo boy who is equally as goofy, and he’ll know what I say…
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Looks like something that would appear in sleep paralysis
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2024-27-07
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He got stuck in that book case and I had to tear out all the books to get him out because he couldn’t figure it out and kept meowing at me. The last photo is him trying to eat a brush
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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In the last image why does it look like he's eating s galaxy?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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It’s got glitter in it
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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He wanted you to read to him. You didn't get the message.
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2024-28-07
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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The 1900s-1910s called they want their mustache back
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I love her. She looks happy at at home.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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how long have u been wearing the same pair of socks bootsy
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Your underwear belong in the back and one of your ankle socks is on crooked
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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the moustache looks like 2 white cats kissing
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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This is Bootsy’s house now
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Bootsy put your paws away! Oh you did
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I know what you did, Chad. 🐾
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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What's she so shocked about?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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DANGLE BEAAAANS
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I love how she is judging you with pizazz in the first pic *jazz hands*
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2024-26-07
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You gotta get her over to r/danglers so she can learn proper form. She should be ashamed of herself.
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2024-26-07
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She looks like she'd say, "Only God can judge me," while being the most judgemental person.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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"Took you long enough!"
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2024-26-07
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Bootsy Collins? Bootsella baby! 🤘
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2024-26-07
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Bootsy looks more like hands with those long ass fingers 😂
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2024-26-07
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Bootsy your full of beans!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Bootsy has resting puss face.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Happy cake day! 🎂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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bootsy is the cutest fucking name stop
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Sending lots of love and cuddles! Hope she settles nicely into her new forever home.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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It appears Bootsy is right to judge you. Why are you picking on her?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She looks just like the cat I had named Bootsy Collins
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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This Bootsy's made for stretching/And that's just what she'll do...
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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You look like an early X-Mas tree cat ornament.🎄🎅
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Look at those salad tongs!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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YOUR BOOKS ARE LATE!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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When are her back legs gonna grow in?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Bootsy, you have resting pissed face
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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My cats name too, but a male tuxedo lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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You don't know how to do a cat tree, but you've got the loaf down pat.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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