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Females don’t poop. Everyone knows that But cool for the cat.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-01-08
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You need a reality check. Your cat is fat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-05-08
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This cat is fat as fuck
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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My current cat free feeds, but she’s also extremely active She’s a mouser, so she’s out hunting the complex all the time. One got in the house the other day when I left the sliding glass door open to grab something from 10 feet away. She got it within 10 seconds. And then ate the mouse.
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2024-13-08
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Her name is Oreo and she’s 12 years old. Her nickname is Fluffy Butt. She’s actually quite mean and hisses at everything that breathes. She hates any other animal or child, and takes awhile to warm up to adults.
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2024-25-07
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she reminds me of otis from barnyard
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2024-25-07
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2024-25-07
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She just needs her pirate patch
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-25-07
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Eye like Uncle Ruckus, color that Uncle Ruckus prefers.
Cat Ruckus, no relation.
\* cue tuba fanfare \*
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-25-07
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She's too cute I can't 😂❤️
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2024-25-07
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She needs to walk the plank.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Men roast the ones they love. Having said that, I shall name him cyclops! He's adorable!
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2024-26-07
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Gah damn ‘CLOPS 👁️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I commented this on another roast my cat recently but uhh... Thom Yorke is that u?
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2024-26-07
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What an adorable pirate cloud! r/piratecats would appreciate her.
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2024-26-07
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With those ears, you gotta decide if you're a pirate cat or a pirate bunny.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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its mother cheated with a fennec fox
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2024-26-07
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Boom roasted. Safe to say she didn’t see that one coming though
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2024-26-07
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2024-25-07
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2024-25-07
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Meet Lui, a young girl. Always biting my arm for no fucking reason
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2024-25-07
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2024-25-07
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Stoner cat likes the smell of his own feet
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2024-26-07
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Little motherfucker can see into the past with one eye and into the future with the other, but can't wipe the booger off his nose.
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2024-26-07
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He looks like the kid who eats glue (jk he's adorable)
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2024-26-07
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Bro has never had a thought
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2024-26-07
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He has stinky bones
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2024-26-07
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He greened out so bad he hasn’t been the same since
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2024-26-07
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He's so cute with his lil wonky eyes ❤️
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2024-26-07
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Sign him up for the marines. All he needs is a crayon and he’s good to deploy
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2024-26-07
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That second picture has me dying over here
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2024-26-07
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Oh no, he appears to be a booger-monster in that last pic!! How unfortunate.🤣🤣🤣 He does have a lovely little heart shaped head though. Even if it is empty! 🤭
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2024-26-07
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He needs to see the eye Dr and the dentist for braces.
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2024-26-07
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Does he always look like he bit into something soft but it crunched?
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2024-26-07
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please post that second pic to a drawn badly sub😭😭
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2024-26-07
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Idk why the 2nd and 3rd pics are so intimidating
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2024-26-07
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He's got atchaforya disease! One lookin' at ya and one lookin' for ya
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2024-26-07
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It is taking 110% of his effort at all times to keep his eyes straight
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2024-26-07
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He really thinks he’s in Minecraft in the first pic does he
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2024-26-07
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What he even looking at
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2024-26-07
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derp
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2024-26-07
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He made me laugh so hard that I jiggled when I giggled!!😜I love his goofy little face!!😻
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2024-26-07
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Dirty toes and dirty nose!
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2024-26-07
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He has seen all and knows all, but can’t comprehend it
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2024-26-07
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Pic 7 He’s saving that booger for a future snack.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Stop mocking my son
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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He looks like the demon emoji 👹
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2024-26-07
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My dad says he looks evil
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Stop doing drugs that's bad for u
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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bro definitely has a top notch stoner-doom playlist haha
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2024-26-07
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Boogie man :(
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2024-26-07
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Goggle-eyed bugger.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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What a goober
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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all buttered up and ready to be roasted 😑
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Goth jorts
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Dope hairball but can you show us the cat?
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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Your cat was so obese she had smaller fat cats orbiting around her.
^RIP
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2024-26-07
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That face says: Bitch I leave when I'm done.
I can only assume that she was called back to Asgard to resume her duties as a Valkyrie.
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2024-26-07
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🤔 Her name was Minerva- maybe she was part of a pantheon crossover...
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2024-26-07
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Somebody call Rick Riordan! I'm sensing a story here!
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2024-26-07
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This is super dramatic of her, it's def bc the food dish wasn't completely full all the time
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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the audacity for her to do that and not let her be with you for longer
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Oh sweet baby, what was she thinking? Her parking receipt hadn't been validated yet! She's still owed for that and so much more. RIP, sweet girl! ❤️❤️❤️
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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The beatings would be louder, but his bulk muffles the sound.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Why is he wasting energy beating her when he could just sit on her instead?
(Side note. I love gray cats. They’re so pretty)
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2024-26-07
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Ah, another gray potato like mine! I love gray potatoes!
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2024-26-07
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He’s so handsome. A brat and dumb as a bag of rocks…but handsome.
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2024-26-07
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He’s the prettiest girl at the party. ✨I love this cat, he flops to the ground on his back demanding belly rubs
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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It’s creepy how silent he is. No hissing, no growling. He just goes full John Wick on his sister
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Awwwh a quality friend indeed
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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what a weird cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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how dare you
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I......RUN THE JIG IS UP!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Where's the cat?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Secretly?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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It’s the little things in life.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She’s had 4 kids and her husband Shang left (ran away)
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2024-26-07
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Honestly, it makes sense that once she started exhibiting traditional gender roles (i.e. popping out offspring) he moved on. Shang knows what he wants- and dinner, not forever (thanks Grandma) was all that was on the table.
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2024-26-07
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His name is Roland.
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2024-26-07
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They have to much pride, galavanting around the house. Knock them down a peg.
Tabby- Tuna
Black- Pistol
Orange- Chickpea
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2024-26-07
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Way to lean into every stereotype.
Most oranges are on the spectrum- but they don't typically get neuro spicy specific hats.
Most tabby's are messy monsters, but they aren't all gifted cute, custom bibs to help mitigate the Jackson Pollock-esque disasters they create.
And that void. That poor sweet void. That baby is just doing what voids do best- love the things that want to be loved, and smack the things that don't want to be loved until they change their mind.
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2024-26-07
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hes already burnt to a crisp
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2024-26-07
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Lazy freeloaders, do something productive with your lives!
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2024-26-07
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That's what I'm saying, all they do is meow and eat
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2024-26-07
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Chickpea looks high AF in photo 6.
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2024-26-07
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LMFAO he looks like that often😞😞
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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not a roast - your cat has instagram vibes
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2024-26-07
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/r/kitler
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2024-26-07
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She acts like it's a coincidence we're in the same room, and the orange in the last picture is her younger brother whom she fails to stop from losing the brain cell.
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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They say the more the merrier. More like the more the scarier.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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🤣how do you know which one it is.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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because i was in the bed too 😔
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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🤣🤣🤣…my corgi did that once. He kept letting me know he wanted to go out, and I was caught up in my game, lil shiz came and sat between my legs (he frequently did that) and all of a sudden I felt something warm. He was peeing everywhere. It honestly made me laugh, it was absolutely my fault. I miss the heck out of that dog…he was my baby and smartest animal I ever had🥲….check the litter-boxes maybe or beg forgiveness for whatever crime you committed to make them angry at you😂
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2024-26-07
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