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Poor cat geez
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Not always the owners fault
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Stfu seriously, you’re giving off r/iamthemaincharacter vibes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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You’re a dumbass. I’ve owned a cat, stop trying to be the main character
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Look at what sub you’re in, time and place
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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This is r/roastmycat, not r/pethealthadvice
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Maybe the cat has free access to the outdoors and goes to 4 other houses, where everyone feeds her kibble, wet food, and treats. Also, if allowed outdoors, she might be eating food left out for other people's pets, strays, and feral colony cats.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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What a squish!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Her human better look like “The Mountain” from game of thrones to carry that much chonk around.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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The Cartman of cats. BEEFCAKE,
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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When Luna sits around the house, she sits *around* the house!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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The last pic is my fave. She looks so peaceful ❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She did, but they were on a pizza... a *big* pizza!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I don’t know if this is a roast but Luna reminds me of my Jables who died from complications due to diabetes. I loved his chunkiness until I found out, rather suddenly, that his kidneys were shutting down and we had to euthanize him because he was too far gone.
Luna is morbidly obese and she will die before she is supposed to.
Please cut back on her food and up her exercise / playtime.
Really.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Why are you making excuses for an owner that doesn’t care their cat is obese? Wild.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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🎵nah naah naaaaah, dun-dun dun-dun dundundundun🎵
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Luna has so much gravity, she affects the tides.
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2024-27-07
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looks like a italian mob boss waiting for the next plate of spaghetti
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2024-27-07
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That Amazon delivery must have taken 3 people to deliver
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Brace your leg when she rubs alongside, it might be broken afterwards
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Looks like she needs a diet and exercise.
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2024-27-07
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She built like the bus driver and the bus
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Oooh, thanks for roasting me.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Not everywhere you sits, you actually fits Luna
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Wrong
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2024-27-07
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Wrong
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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This loaf check overflowed the pan.
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2024-27-07
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nooooo, what a perfect chunkster!
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2024-27-07
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chomk
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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DAMNNN don’t give her no more boxes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Broke the chonk chart.
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2024-27-07
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Luna looks like she could have her own luna orbiting around her
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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It's not excusing anything, just speculation about what else could be happening. If you read OP's comments other than the intro accompanying the pics, you'll find that the OP says these are pre-dieting photos. You don't have to be hostile to me, I didn't overfeed the cat, or make the post in the first place.
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2024-27-07
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Loona looks like the kind of cat that would roll around instead of walk. Seriously. What is the difference from walking to laying down. She doesn't even use her legs, she just moves around like a damn inch worm.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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…i said nothing about you
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2024-27-07
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Went from Wonder Bread to Sourdough, Jesus!
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2024-27-07
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😂 this is a good one
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She's a very handsome seal.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I am happy you enjoyed it :)
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2024-27-07
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🏆 😆
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Except I’m right
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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He’s just “big boned”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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is there wegovy for cats?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She needs a vet check.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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That’s not Luna .. that’s canned tuna
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Such a big chonk 🥰🥰🥰
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2024-27-07
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cat loaf!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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That's not a cat, it's a meatloaf with a head! A cute meatloaf…
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Such a chunky girl
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I’m not a vet, so not offering medical advice on her weight. I AM a cat lover, though. And Luna is beautiful and needs more pets. Allllll the pets she wants.
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2024-27-07
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She is VERY loved thank you 😊
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Fat pets aren't cute. Put her on a diet. It's animal abuse.
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2024-27-07
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She prob can’t even lick her privates 🤣
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2024-27-07
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My husband said “why is her mouth and eyes white only? You look in the dark and all you see is it looks like she’s gonna mask on about to rob you and says “gimme the cat nip b*tch!” Lmaooo
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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That’s a brick
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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This cat is starving!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Exactly! We have such understanding for humans struggling to lose weight despite eating healthy, and it can be the same for cats. Always a good idea to try snd verify fat cats are being taken cared of.
There was another post about someones roomates cat a bit ago and it wasn’t that op’s fault because they just moved in and didn’t make that kitty fat but in the pictures he just looked sad and there was a million treats in the pictures so that was an example of a cat being overfed and not being stimulated enough, but this luna here looks happy and energetic in every picture and she isn’t being overfed so thats good :)
I personally don’t even give treats to my cats. I don’t think it’s necessary unless you are training them and trying to use positive reinforcement, or if the treat is something to hide supplements or medication. My cats get so excited over their regular food, if i wanna give them a treat i use cat grass and catnip. Only one cat in my house gets treats and they are her joint support supplements
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2024-27-07
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BIG BACK BIG BACK!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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We are gonna need a bigger box
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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No she needs some pets, and I volunteer. :)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Just out of curiosity (I have a fat cat on a diet as well) what food are you feeding? I’ve not found one that is really that good and the “best one on the market” seems to not be working, even though I’ve been following the guided amounts for years - vet says nothing wrong, bloods are fine.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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What she needs is a new owner that won't feed her table scraps. And put her on a special diet.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She’s is purrrfect, no flaws to roast
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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you let ur dough rest too long! hope this helps!
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2024-27-07
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This is animal abuse unless your cat is fat due to a medical condition or you adopted them that way.
If you made the cat this fat, you are a terrible pet guardian and you should be ashamed instead of posting pictures to roast your cat. The cat is a reflection of your ineptitude at caring for a life.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Clearly one size does NOT fit all
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2024-27-07
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dawg how much are you feed this R O T U N D lady
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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This comment section is a reality check for you, bud. I'm glad you are picking up on your previous negligence and doing better for this cat. Keep it up
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Fat cat in the box.... should be a kids book story
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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No, you need a reality check. You did made that cat fat.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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What reality check? That’s she’s one of the most beautiful chonky kitties ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Desperately need a diet... no luna you arent starving
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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What a tub!!! Tubby lubbby
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Would you ask her to say hi, next time she rotates around the earth?
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2024-27-07
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whoah, that is a fat cat! 😂
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2024-27-07
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wtf. I adore cats but this one severely needs a diet.
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2024-27-07
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OH LAWD, SHE COMIN! 🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Does Luna cause the floor to shake when she walks?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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chonkers
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Looking like the black Garfield lol for the love of God lay off the pizza
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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But like actually talk to your vet about weight loss food. She’s massive! Like HUGE! GINORMOUS even?! (Unless it’s medical ofc)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Excuse me, but make a cute fat chubby chub!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Luna is beautiful! What a sweet face!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Luna is like the ultimate lord chonk of the cat world 😂
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2024-27-07
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Omfg that chonk!!!!! Such a loaf!!!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She checked reality. It failed to impress her.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Luna doesn't, her owner does.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Gonna need a casket if you don't get her health under control.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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hahaha
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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My son has a wonderful cat that looks like Luna… or used to look like Luna. I stayed with them while my house was being built and we started him on a diet.
It took a while and he is in much better heath and seems much happier and, of course, active. I love this cat… and Luna too.❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Then you likely aren't giving the cat the right amount based on its weight. When I had my cat on a diet I just fed her regular Iams but used a measuring cup to make sure she had enough of a calorie deficit to lose weight. Also something to note is cats are much smaller than humans so it's going to take a long time for you to notice the weight loss.
Unless the cats just really that lazy lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Luna needs a diet. He will resist. Too bad so sad. He will live longer. My Kali (the calico of course) weighed 22lbs at his one point. She did not like me for a couple months. But she lived to 23 years.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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My dog went from overweight to normal weight and I agree about happiness. He seems lighter, both physically and in attitude. I’m sure it doesn’t feel good to carry around so much extra weight when you’re only a little guy.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Ms. Chonky RoundThang
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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An actual living pillow pet
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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My Tiggy kitty looked just like Luna. He passed away a couple months ago and I miss him dearly. Love every pound of the sweet fluff
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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That is cruel that you let her get so big...
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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She needs a diet which will lead to longer life that shows better care
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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She looks perfectly happy🩷
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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That’s no moon
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2024-28-07
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