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She’s so darn cute it’s ridiculous!
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2024-30-07
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I swear to heaven, if this cats name ain’t Peanut… 🥜
She already roasted herself
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2024-30-07
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Dall-E...please make a cat that looks like golden oreos...
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2024-30-07
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The second pic she be like: "So where's my lasagna, Human? She made me think of my little boy, Garfield (A Himalayan Ragdoll). I admit I spoiled him! Lol. Got him when he was 8 weeks old and he lived to be a ripe old age of 17! He was a Mama's Boy and a big love bug!!! Very laid back and loved any and all attention he got!
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2024-30-07
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I used to do this to my cat ALL the time 😭😭
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2024-30-07
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She looks like she is holding you hostage
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2024-30-07
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It’s like an orange cat that stayed in the sun too much and slowly faded the fur
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2024-30-07
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She looks very edible
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2024-30-07
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has anyone ever told you your avatar looks like dora the explorer
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2024-30-07
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my best friend has a female orange tabby that's a KITTEN and HAS THUMBS.
i was like DO YOU KNOW YOUVE STRUCK GOLD????
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2024-30-07
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Lmaooo you’re the first. But you’re right, that tracks. I’ve been called Dora in person too.
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2024-30-07
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Can’t roast a precious angel !❤️
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2024-30-07
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THE ULTIMATE RARITY
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2024-30-07
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A fat baked bean
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2024-30-07
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Is her nickname Janus. CAUSE SHE TWO-FACED!! OHHHHHHHHH
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2024-30-07
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Your cat is not a productive member of society, she just sits around playing Xbox and vaping smh 😤
Edit: is that a Vincent van Gough painting with a cat added to it in the last pic?
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2024-30-07
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What a meatball. Boom roasted!
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2024-30-07
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Floofy goofus
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2024-30-07
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she is
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2024-30-07
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Must be nice to have bread on hand 24/7
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2024-30-07
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Are you my sister, OP? Cuz she's got a fat shit cat who looks just like yours.
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2024-30-07
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Fighting to keep the braincell for one more day 🧡
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2024-30-07
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Typically lazy cat. Playing Xbox n’ shit.
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2024-30-07
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i have also gotten Dora in person 😔
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2024-30-07
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You could feed the whole coxey’s army on that roast.
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2024-30-07
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She’s got a whole shiny Pokémon at home and doesn’t even know!
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2024-30-07
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can i chew on her whiskers
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2024-30-07
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She’s beautiful I cant
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2024-30-07
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he almost gave her to his brother! luckily she doesn't get along with his dog so he's taking the tortoiseshell instead lol
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2024-30-07
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She probably doesn't even know quantum physics....
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2024-30-07
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Perfectly cooked loaf
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2024-30-07
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rotund
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2024-30-07
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not a roast but r/stremtch worthy first pic !!
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2024-30-07
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pic 4 just flashed me with some flabby kitty tiddies ,, 💀
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2024-30-07
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Shes so chonk, she got lil boobies. Put a bra on them thangs!
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2024-30-07
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The 3rd pic 🥺 I can’t roast.
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2024-30-07
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You her slave. No other slave owners allowed.
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2024-30-07
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Just keep her away from JD Vance.
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2024-30-07
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Picture 4 is her contemplating flopping on her side or staring further into the abyss
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2024-30-07
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Our cats might be soul sisters. You just described my girl perfectly, except she claws my chest instead of my face, lol.
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2024-30-07
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Those are some huge paws for swatting your nose!
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2024-30-07
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Pic 2 she hates you so much, cats think humans are dumb
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2024-30-07
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👽
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2024-30-07
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Can't. Is good car
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2024-30-07
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Was just thinking about this today! My parents also have a cat named The Orange Cat, but also various titles such as Guard Cat and The Big Kahuna. lol
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2024-30-07
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Oh wow. Thank you for sharing this! 😻
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2024-30-07
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it's a poem from star trek, as someone mentioned, Im not smart enough to write that lol
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2024-30-07
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I saw, and I remember Data and Spot! But this was lost to the ages for me, and I appreciate a Star Trek reference, and cats, and all of it, lol. So thank you! 🥰
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2024-30-07
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ROUND... I have no other notes
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2024-30-07
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Indeed
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2024-30-07
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That is an obese barn owl, I fear
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2024-30-07
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Awww a Buff 💪 Puff 💨 Baby!!!!
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2024-30-07
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She's a happy lil' tribble with a one track mind for mischief.
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2024-30-07
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I could, but she has no ears, so she won’t hear me
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2024-30-07
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Your cat looks like raw bread doah
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2024-30-07
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Clearly doesn’t clean up after herself, since she naps all day and plays video games
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2024-30-07
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She def has a smooth brain
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2024-30-07
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What kind of lossr lets their human use them as a coffee table?? (Pic 2)
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2024-31-07
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It looks like she never gets the 1 brain cell
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2024-31-07
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I that third picture she looks like a stereotypical orange who is missing the braincell and I love her very much. Please give her extra love from me.
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2024-31-07
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Probably the only gf you'll ever have. She can put up with you playing vid games for 10hrs and finds you semi tolerable
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2024-31-07
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How longs it been since she had the brain cell?
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2024-31-07
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he eated my kids btw
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2024-31-07
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I love this loaf
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2024-31-07
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After a second take - the third picture is my fave - that face <3
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2024-31-07
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You can kiss the fattest part of that cat’s ass, once you find it. I love her.
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2024-31-07
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I can’t. She’s sweet and smushy
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2024-31-07
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She looks empty in the head department
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2024-31-07
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Is scared of pickles 🥒
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2024-31-07
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I refuse to roast such a beautiful cat, I am far too emotionally attached to such beautiful snuggle bugs.
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2024-31-07
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She is a Pumpkin
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2024-31-07
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I can't roast your cat. She clearly hasn't had her turn with the orange brain cell yet. Life already roasted her.
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2024-31-07
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SHE!!!
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2024-31-07
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what the hell it’s roast the cat not me !!
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2024-31-07
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Hemckin stretch!
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2024-31-07
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What her name is?
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2024-31-07
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C H O N K
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2024-31-07
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Do you hold in you're farts in public?
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2024-31-07
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she’s a star 🌟🧡
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2024-31-07
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She may have one brain cell, but that one is cute!
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2024-31-07
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Aw she looks like a ball of cookie dough but is so darn cute!!
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2024-31-07
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Nahhh she's way too cute and adorable for me to roast!
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2024-31-07
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She looks like a jumbo werthers caramel hard candy
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2024-31-07
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That isn’t a cat. That is a sumo wrestler waiting to pound you. Listen for the sumo attack stomp.
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2024-31-07
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She’s clearly just marking time til she kills you in your sleep. Once your investments mature, sleep with one eye open. She’s got her eye on pallets and pallets of soft food and treats.
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2024-31-07
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i simply cannot roast perfection. on the real, this is one of the cutest cats ever i’ve seen
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2024-31-07
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her personality makes her even cuter and funnier on top of it which is the crazy thing
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2024-31-07
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She’s too chubby and adorable I want to squish her face and pet her and give her aggressive compliments
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2024-31-07
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I bet she pays OP to play the game for her
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2024-31-07
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She looks so much like my cat so cute do you know her breed my cats a rescue so I have no clue and I have always been intrigued he’s got the exact same coat and really similar face I think ever so slightly more round tho
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2024-31-07
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2024-31-07
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Nothing but shrimp between the eyes and cleavage between the shoulders
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2024-31-07
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that’s so cute 😂
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2024-31-07
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RBF: Feline Edition
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2024-31-07
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A Ninja that lures you in with her beauty and her charm, then decapitates u .
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2024-31-07
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She’s a cute chonky thicc queen
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2024-31-07
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she's definitely shaped like she has a parent that spoils her
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2024-31-07
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she looks like the fat version of my senior cat
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2024-31-07
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better yet she has TWO parents that spoil her
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2024-31-07
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we don’t know actually! I think she’s just a tabby/American shorthair!
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