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Bad Tuxedo! Wear your ugly hats!
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2024-01-08
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1st one is like when you drink your first drink of coffee
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2024-01-08
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bro looks like he microwaved his OWN final braincell and is running on the crisps of what once was.
i love you bungee youre very cute and handsome im sos orry i said that
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2024-01-08
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No need to roast, he's already toasted
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2024-01-08
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Did you fart human !?!??!
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2024-01-08
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Did you fart human !?!??!
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2024-01-08
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What a nerd
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2024-01-08
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Peppy la pew looking ah
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2024-01-08
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Dingleberry having fluffy pos
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2024-01-08
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Bungee no likey his little hats. Bungee might get even while you’re asleep…
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2024-01-08
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That cat has zero fucks to give
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2024-01-08
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I would say the lights are on but no one’s home… but honestly, some of the lightbulbs have gone out, too
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2024-01-08
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No way this is real 😂
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2024-01-08
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Early morning kitty kisses 😸❤️
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2024-01-08
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Haha, yes indeed it is!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-01-08
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Tuxedo cat personalities bring me so much joy! Yesterday my girl was DETERMINED to get me away from my desk to follow her around the apartment so she could show me some of the hiding spots for her toys. The minute I found a hiding spot she apparently didn’t want me to find the zoommies came in full force and her derpy behavior increased ten fold.
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2024-01-08
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I don’t have anything clever to say but the pics of your cat are hilarious! 😆
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2024-01-08
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No, it makes him look beautiful him alone he's a king :)
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2024-01-08
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such a stupid lookin car
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2024-01-08
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Bungee! Next time use your silent but deadly murder mittens to knead your victim awake. Early breakfast for sure!
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2024-01-08
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Send him straight to jail!
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2024-01-08
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🤣💀
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2024-01-08
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Look at those paws 🐾 they look filthy 😂
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2024-01-08
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I love his little freckle birth marks in those while murder mittens
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2024-01-08
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The spread eagle pic #9 looks like on the left side of the pic he is missing a toe on his right foot
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2024-01-08
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"Oh, nossir, not *you*, Mr. VeryBigBoss! I was talking to my *cat* - I thought I was muted!"
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2024-01-08
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I get that every morning, typically around 4:30 am.
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2024-01-08
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I can’t. I feel like you should be more attentive to his needs. Even during your sleep hours.
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2024-02-08
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Fucking adorable shit
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2024-02-08
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Heckin' mad chonk
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2024-02-08
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Okay the last pic says it all, I HATE YOU MOMMIE!
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2024-02-08
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Probably symptoms of PTSD from the time you forced a hat on him
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2024-02-08
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Can I save these pictures of your cat? I absolutely love these. These are so memeable
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2024-02-08
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He looks like he is the cat equivalent of the stoner that lives rent free with mom and dad
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2024-02-08
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lol sure!
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2024-02-08
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The last oic his facial expression says "Get this freaning thing off my head," hahaha. He's gorgeous
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2024-02-08
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Omg he looks so dramatic. I can’t roast him for being a tuxedo. He’s glorious!
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2024-02-08
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Cat looks bored out of its mind but, at least he has a mom!😬
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2024-02-08
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I fuggin hate redddit sometimes..but I won't let it turn me into any more of an ass than I already feel like so,
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-02-08
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Wait. What? You lock your cat out?
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2024-02-08
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you are the cutest thing ever
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2024-02-08
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The council has withheld his brain cell
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2024-02-08
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Roast him?? Mmmm I don't know braising might be better
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2024-02-08
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Mr. chunky man
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2024-02-08
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Did he steal your weed stash when he broke in? This cat needs drug tested.
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2024-02-08
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Why you little 🥹….. you litt 🥹…. Why y🥹…… you li🥹… I can’t roast him🥹
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2024-03-08
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2024-29-07
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How sweet is it that you love him and care for him anyway? 😻
(You're on thin ice, Cecil!)
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2024-29-07
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Resembles squidwards house tbh
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2024-29-07
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What a face Cecil 😂
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2024-30-07
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It's not nice to bully the mentally ill
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2024-30-07
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“You dare to breathe the same air as me? Get out” vibe
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2024-30-07
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Always gonna get one sour lemon ... it's not your fault you're the chosen one. A good pair of mittens, protective baseball gear and alcohol of your choice should do the trick!
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2024-30-07
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"I can has malice!"
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2024-30-07
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2024-29-07
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My orange boy likes to lick a slice of bread. I thought it was odd, then again, he's a tad odd.
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2024-29-07
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milo will tear into the plastic to get to the bread! they’re all a little odd in their own way
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2024-30-07
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2024-29-07
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They have brain cells on a dial up phone plan
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2024-29-07
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That ain't no way for a lady to sit! Behave yourself!
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2024-30-07
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One brain cell that keeps going off and on
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2024-30-07
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Every guest that I’ve had over had their feet attacked at some point… he needs a roast
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2024-29-07
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Your cat is to majestic to roast he is slab of solid cat
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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2: singing for his supper 😂
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2024-29-07
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His fat face absorbed whatever growth his elf ears had left
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2024-29-07
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fatty catty 💜
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2024-29-07
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Attention seeker of the worst kind and he knows it.
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2024-30-07
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He looks fat and rude! He looks like he expects treats all the time! So nasty and self entitled!
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2024-30-07
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Smwelly chonk
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2024-30-07
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If you were self aware, you would realize you're an a\*\*hole.
(Don't worry, lots of humans have this problem too.)
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2024-30-07
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he looks like an old man (I would die for him)
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2024-30-07
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Does he do anything besides scream and pout?
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2024-30-07
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He’s a chunker I love 💗🤣
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2024-30-07
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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If it’s going to help his name is boob cheese
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2024-30-07
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2024-29-07
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He is 6 and a pain in my ass, he has my whole heart
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2024-29-07
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He is 6 and a pain in my ass, he has my whole heart
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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Let him eat cake
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2024-30-07
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somebody else posted this cat here recently and i couldnt stop thinjing about how disheveled this cat looks so i gave him/her a little speech bubble i hope the owner finds this. ive been replying to friends with this image if they say something that really evokes this image in my head
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2024-29-07
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Where did you find it? It looks like it was lost deep down in the dark part of some dusty basement. Crusty looking too.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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on this subreddit but I agree lol
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2024-30-07
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Never seen a cat coming off a three day bender before.
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2024-30-07
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frr
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2024-31-07
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seriously. note that he doesn’t eat one by one like walnut. he SHOVELS it into his mouth😑
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2024-30-07
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Sorry but Duke is right on this one I have to defend him.
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2024-30-07
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He's SOOOOOOO mad and jealous.
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2024-30-07
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she is the worlds most snuggly girl. she craves attention and loves humans. but the second she sees another cat, she wants to end their life immediately. she digs her claws into our faces to wake us up and will not stop meowing for anything. she is a constant purr machine and also likes to find the weirdest spots to sleep in. roast her!
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2024-30-07
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That creature isn’t a cat, its a raw sweet potato.
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2024-30-07
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I love sweet potatoes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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No thoughts, only squish
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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The smaller the ears, the better to ignore you with.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I’ve never noticed she had small ears 😭
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2024-30-07
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1st pic is a r/stremtch
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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thank u so much. I didn’t know that existed.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I agree with OP, I didn't know I needed this, nor that this even existed 😂🙏
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2024-30-07
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