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The birthmark in his chin makes him look like a circus clown
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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There's nothing like tuna breath in my face early in the morning.
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2024-29-07
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No. Why were you late for breakfast
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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TBF I looked exactly like that this morning without coffee. And the carpet shot man he rocks!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Most of the time he looks either stoned or traumatised.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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mans needs to go to rehab 😭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He looks like he would haze some pledges
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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You have your very own la-z-boy chair.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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His eyebrows are overplucked. So early 2000s
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He wanted to go bungee jumping. What did you expect???
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2024-29-07
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Name checks out. Good little Bungee
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Slide 7
“Cat! I’m a kitty cat. And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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"Prepare to wake up to cat-butt every morning from now on, hooman!!!" - Bungee
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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I was ready to go him proper but then saw the green bunny ears and red cap pics...you got what you deserve...not cool man.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Shame on you for sleeping in. He was clearly starving.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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You're right, he does look *super dumb*.
I love it.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Revenge for the hats
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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10: you will Never be forgiven!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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His eyebrows are over-plucked. So early 2000s 💅🏽
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2024-29-07
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Fucking asshole is so cute that I’m gonna die
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2024-29-07
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I feel molested by pic 3
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Oh my gosh he's such an expressive dork 😂❤
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Yeah, wow, he looks like he has the worst attitude and so entitled. What a complete ah!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Chin strap beard!
Also, so much spread eagle.
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2024-29-07
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He should really get that mole checked out.
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2024-29-07
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r/namflashbacks
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2024-29-07
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That’s a Rorschach test not a cat.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Bungee is so over dramatic that even my mom is studying his pictures and taking notes.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Your cat has dipped the nip too much.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Bungee eh? If he wakes you up again, just throw him off a bridge and see how bouncy he really he is
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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The first photo makes him look like a really boring date who brags about himself, like, "Yeah, I was in Paris the other week and I wanted to get the recipe for beignets from Les Noixs Grillées, which was *the* place to be this winter but now not so much, and ... "
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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The tuxedo doesn't make up for soul patch, bud.
Whatever you do, *do not* frost the tips of your hair.
And that fez from the last photo is 💯 cultural appropriation. HR *will* be calling you tomorrow, and there will be mandatory drug testing from here on out.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Uh nope. Not going there. Good kitty.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He looks like he's having a stroke half of the time bro
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He got a big mole, cute and in the last pic he look like a drug dealer
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Is his face always this stupid?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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I love that beauty mark on his chin. He’s adorable.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Breakfast was one minute late. He had to see if you were okay.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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I think the one who got roasted is you. Sucka.
He's got you right where he wants you.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He looks like you put him in a box and blew weed smoke in it 3 hrs.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Definitely heard that in Robert Duvall's voice in my head🪖
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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You have Gary Busey face!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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His Assisfat
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2024-29-07
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He looks like he'd try to fight a squirrel and lose
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Was he screaming or drunkenly rambling? In all fairness, they can sound similar to the untrained ear.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I had to do a double take, my cat looks just like him and does the screaming stomp.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I have a tuxedo cat. He thinks he rules the house! But then so does my female tortie! And they would be right!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Discombobulated tired potato
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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This cat looks like he's seen nom. He's got the look of suffering and anguish. Poor little guy clearly understands the horrors of the world. I wouldn't be surprised if he screams at night while you try and put another god damn outfit on him. Seriously, he's not a Toddler in Tiaras contestants. He's a man of great great pain.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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What a lil turd
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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CUTEEE
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2024-30-07
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This little drama king has an ✨automatic feeder✨
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Drunk stoned or stupid? Yes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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He looks like a real asshole! But who wouldn't be pissed when you're dressing him up like a dipshit all the time?!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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ewwww soul patch? 🤢🤮
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Oh for sure. He’s scared of the outside and balloons.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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You didn’t get breakfast ready in time
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2024-30-07
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That’s not even all of his hats
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2024-30-07
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He looks like he failed second grade. It's a nice look on him though.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Every pic he’s either lying down or being held. A certain Manhattan real estate developer probably would say, “ That’s one do nothing low energy cat. He’s a total disaster.”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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The first Pic is the most Monday ass shit I've ever seen
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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He's too cute, I can't roast him
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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😂🤣😭😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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He's not special. He can wait for breakfast like everyone else.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I’d love to roast him but he already looks as toasted as he can get.
Give that boy a nice hot pocket and some Doritos so he can chill in comfort.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Spread legs lol.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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lol, I love the 1st picture of him!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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No thoughts in that little head
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Not a braincell in sight
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Why is every cats nickname “fucking asshole”? 😂😂😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Pic one was me last night after a gummy. I don’t normally partake but insomnia is a bitch!
He’s so cute 🥰
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I laughed way too hard at this 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Not a nickname, a title. Best baby Bungee, Fucking asshole Bungee, Tuxedoed terror Bungee - any can apply
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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He looks like the dumbest side character in a stoner comedy.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Whyyyy but he’s so cute!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I would never call an animal that. Humans are another story..
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Noooooo
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Ok but why aren’t you there to watch him eat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Poor baby is stoned 🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Bungee is such a character, I love him. I can't roast!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I thought this was my tuxedo for a minute
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Nah. I think he just got even with you for some of these photos😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Those knit caps tell me you deserved it and more
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Or move the food to the middle when it's empty?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Easy to roast that stoned fool
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2024-30-07
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Slide 9: I want to pass him a lil guitar
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2024-30-07
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https://youtube.com/shorts/oOkOw-tFHGI?si=Msq-fVOVsFGcLWK4
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Never missed a meal has he?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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bungee is too iconic to roast
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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OK the second to last picture is that an only fans pic?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Get your own food in the mornings then, you greedy bastard. Let's see YOU try to open a can.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Omg 😂 his pictures he looks like a shenanigator
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I called him that while I thought I was muted on a work Zoom call once. Mortifying.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Knows what rock you hide your emergency key under and waltzes into your house at 3 am drunk after taking an uber from the latest prog-rock show. Makes excellent eggs in the morning and does the dishes before you head off to work in the morning. Gives great hugs.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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We can't roast him, he doesnt hold the paper saying roastme.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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You have something on your chin, bro 🥴
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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i’m in love
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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When breakfast is 2 mins late, you will suffer from the infinite meows of "feed me now damnit" 😁
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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If you made me wear hats like that, I’d walk all over you screaming too.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Him in the first photo, speaking in a thick British accent with a deep bass voice: "I do believe I farted... Make that sharted."
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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