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Like he just laying in the same spot kinda hard to roast him when he has no thoughts no brain
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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We got this pillow about 3 months ago and he's absolutely obsessed with it. What would you diagnose him with?
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2024-29-07
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a goofus, just a lil baby still nursing on a pillow
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2024-30-07
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Awe he misses the mama.
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2024-30-07
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We did find him in the forest too young to be alone. He must have wandered away from mama. That was 5 years ago. I'm his Mama now. 🩵
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2024-30-07
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This goober is clingy as hell. Please cook him.
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2024-29-07
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why does he looks like he works a 9 to 5 job lol
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2024-29-07
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His job is crying until someone gives him attention lol.
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2024-29-07
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Third pic he looks like a grandpa you just woke up from a nap
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2024-29-07
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I didn’t need the caption to tell that he’s dumb
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2024-29-07
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Toasty looks toasted 100% of the time
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2024-29-07
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Dave's not here man
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2024-29-07
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he looks like a stinky old man that worked construction for 45 years
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2024-29-07
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Stinky
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2024-29-07
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Toastys got some big ol ears. And I love then
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2024-29-07
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Damn 😭. Good one
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2024-29-07
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He’s been hitting the catnip too hard
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2024-29-07
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Are you sure he hasn't already died?
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2024-29-07
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That pic of him on top of the cabinet makes him look demented lol
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2024-29-07
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Beanz
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2024-29-07
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Toasty going to town on those toe beans! his lil nose is *aggressive*
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2024-29-07
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He’s so unamused by you lmao
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2024-29-07
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I’m not old enough to remember the guy, but I know a feline Jimmy Durante when I see one.
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2024-29-07
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He looks like he spawned in a trailer park
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2024-29-07
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You're luck to be that loved.
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2024-30-07
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Can I have him
Mail him to me.
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2024-30-07
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Reminds me of my step dad who has nearly died so many times, we joke he has the lives of ten cats. He still looks better than Toasty.
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2024-30-07
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I kinda envy him- zonked out all the time, sit around, be dumb and do cat things. I wish I could do that but I gotta do human things
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2024-30-07
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This is Toasty’s world and we are just living in it.
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2024-30-07
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He looks like he went to Vegas and started complaining about the heat.
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2024-30-07
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He looks like he cooked himself tbh.
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2024-30-07
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Too dang cute. So therfore I can't and won't. Please give him a nose boop and treat for me 😍
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2024-30-07
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He looks like he rummaged through the trash at buffalo wild wings
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2024-30-07
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He’s like if a crusty white dog was a cat
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2024-30-07
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he looks unemployed
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2024-30-07
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Living up to friends Smelly Cat song
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2024-30-07
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I bet this dumbass doesn't even know how to read!
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2024-31-07
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He’s actually the sweetest… too sweet almost…😑 He’s always demanding pets tho. Roast this humble little guy.
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2024-29-07
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He looks like he *would* go into that white van
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2024-29-07
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Most definitely!! No candy needed!
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2024-29-07
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he looks like he has nothing going on upstairs. i love him
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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lookin' straight bat like in that first photo. goofy little head, too!
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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oh and her name is soup!
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2024-29-07
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I’m trying to come up with a roast, hard to for that cute face
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2024-29-07
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Soup looks like she dyed and cuts her own bangs. Still love her though
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2024-29-07
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helpppp omg she really does hahahah. ok DIY queen 🙂↕️🙂↕️
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2024-29-07
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don't be fooled by her cuteness, she farts in your face and runs away!
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2024-29-07
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You're lucky she let's you stay at her new house.
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2024-29-07
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Good job, goober! You've got it right!
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2024-29-07
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Bow down to me, peon. 🐾🐾🐾
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2024-29-07
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Is her name going to be Goober? It'd fit!
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2024-30-07
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we are but mere servants lucky to live among her
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2024-30-07
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her name is soup but goober gets tossed around quite a bit hehe
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2024-30-07
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Freeloader. PS - give this cat anything.
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2024-30-07
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Soup probably doesn’t even know how to make a good stew smh 🙄
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2024-30-07
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2024-29-07
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I feel like if I roast her too hard she’s going to hunt me down
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2024-29-07
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It looks like she has a stick up her butt.
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2024-29-07
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Some cats have a pattern that gives the impression they’ve been eating a tub of mayonnaise. This is one such case
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2024-29-07
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Chunk!
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2024-29-07
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don't worry she's too much of a scared-y cat to do that
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2024-29-07
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acts like it too
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2024-29-07
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dipped her little paws in there too 🙂↕️
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2024-29-07
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Momoo certified grump, channels regina george energy every morning
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2024-29-07
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You can tell she never smiles.
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2024-29-07
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Must be the company she keeps - Queens and Kings are never satisfied.
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2024-29-07
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It's giving trailer park Liza Minelli
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2024-30-07
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certifiable
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2024-30-07
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queen energy honestly
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2024-30-07
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she just grumbles and whines if we bug her too much
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2024-30-07
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so true!
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2024-30-07
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😭😭😭😭😭
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2024-30-07
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As she should be. Your existence clearly offends her greatly. Do better for Queen Moomoo
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2024-30-07
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Mrs. Grumpsters 😍
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2024-30-07
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Momoo, too bad you’re unable to knock off smiley and the collection to the stars.
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2024-30-07
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Shes a dissatisfied oreo!
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2024-30-07
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Not sure what she's plotting in pic 1, but you'll find it later i imagine.
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2024-31-07
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she shakes her tail all the time and it's really freaky lol I know she's big backed too, were working on it
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2024-29-07
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Looks like a real gem
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2024-29-07
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Save some beauty for the other cats. Greedy!
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2024-29-07
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I think you’re looking for r/Ratemypussy
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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I have a snowshoe, too! But your Opal has more cafe latte colors. My Himbo has more dark areas. Nice, super sweet frens. Mine likes water, tries to get in shower. lol. Sometimes rubs up against me and their whole head is wet from playing in their water bowl.
Does yours have the opera talent? Mine thinks he's an opera singer, but luckily sings mostly with a stuffed animal in his mouth, so it's not too loud. He carries one around singing big songs. lol. SMH.
Opal looks like a real gem.
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2024-29-07
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She looks like her Starbucks order is a venti blonde sugar free vanilla latte, soy milk, extra hot, double foam, cinnamon, and caramel drizzle, made upside down with 4 shots of espresso.
She also looks like she would lose her absolute MIND if she got even a speck of mud on her.
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2024-30-07
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Hard to roast but I like both our cats do the same thing be in the tub, I sadly don’t have a pic of that right now.
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2024-30-07
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Give her brown contacts.
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2024-30-07
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I think she judgemental
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2024-30-07
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She sings OFTEN. Always letting me know im impeding on her space when its my house lol and she hates getting brushed, so she turns from opera soprano to a metal death growler 😭
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2024-30-07
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Absolutely correct
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2024-30-07
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I get check-in trills, too. like he's just checking to make sure we are on the same page, little quick trill grunts. Just one, to see if I answer back. lol. He's kind of needy. Likes to check in to see if I still love him.
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2024-30-07
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2024-29-07
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he‘s not
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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She's too adorable to roast! Unless she's a pain in the ass. Cute little dagger devil.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-05-08
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Is that what I think it is?
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2024-06-08
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Chill with that bruh its just her knees
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2024-06-08
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Haha, I guess we know where my mind is
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-06-08
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This is rose also known as the cat who constantly shits on the floor while you’re sleeping 😊 roast her if you dare
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2024-29-07
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He’s very cute but very dumb.
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2024-29-07
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