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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Bungee! You DOOFUS! Don't stretch yourself like that! You'll wear the patience too thin!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Looks to me like God already roasted him.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Your cat was screaming?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Crappy harbor freight bungee.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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The first pic looks like the beginnings of a new meme
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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He has a dimple on his chin . He is so adorable no roasting here he is much too cute .
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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He looks like all he drinks is Dr. Pepper
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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😂😂😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Roast him? Look at him just lying there - **he IS the roast**
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Omfg I *NEED HIM*
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Started reading this and thought I was on r/destiny2
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Crusty-eyed skunk-looking Mf.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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That first pic is me explaining something to someone for the 10th time 😆
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Better than cat butt!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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The dog made him do it!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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What a cute kitty. How dare your mom try to have you roasted!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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This is uncomfortably accurate
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Bungee thinks he's an alarm clock
If you really think so, bungee, how about you stay still on a shelf, alarm clocks aren't supposed to move
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Oh no
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Looks like a Grateful Dead fan
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I’m sorry but you obviously failed cat logic you were late with food water pats treats play etc he has every right to scream defiance
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Bungee looks like he farted and it stinks
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I’d do the same if you put hats like that on me.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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That last pic ...
\*so tired of your shit\*
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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The kitty alarm clock malfunctions sometimes.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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He’s so bad at catting that he’d roll over and die if he ever escaped captivity but probably thinks he rules with an iron paw.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Bungee (un-roastable) has the patience of a saint, if you tried to dress my orange female cat up like that you would have stumps where your hands used to be.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I’ve fallen in love with bungee what an absolute derp
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Wouldn’t last two seconds in the wild
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Cats tend to live up to their names; no one to blame but yourself
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Goofy ahh cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Bungee is the kind of guy to read a book upside down and not realize it.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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🤣🤣🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Not the fez at the end I was not expecting that 😭😭😸
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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At least your cat doesn’t claw your wife’s face to wake her up because he’s hungry
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Bro I think I have the same gray couch, did you get that from Ashley’s???
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Love the last picture 😂
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Or making sure it was working properly
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Idk, he looks innocent to me soooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I love him and his bunny ears!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Too cute.🥰
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I’m not gonna roast him, I’m gonna ask why you’re giving your cat hard drugs.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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You sure are clingie for someone named Bungie 🤣😘
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Bungee looks like he needs to lay off the fairy dust and start a 12 step program
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Yes! It’s also been featured on a season of love is blind lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I would too if you dressed me up as Aladdin’s monkey 😭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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in the first pic he looks like hes either, A, waiting for a sneeze, like he want's to feel that sneeze, hes ready, he needs it, bur it's just gonna go away, and he will get so upset that he will weep and sob for several minutes. or B, hes a very tired sub that signed up for the job a week before cause the teacher knew they would be gone but then the sub had some crazy shit happen and is not doing well at all and is very tired, and is about to tell the class that they will be watching a movie, and to stay quiet because he also might be a little hung over
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Mr. Purrsonality over here
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Bungee is an examplar of the feline race
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Honestly same Bungee same
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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He thinks that mlemming will absolve him of his screams
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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He wants the Catnip
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Oh geez this cat lives a wild life 😝I love it
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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First pic was taken when he tried to eat his last brain cell
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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No roast I just love Bungee 🥹🖤
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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I think this cat is on drugs
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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It looks like he got his tuxedo at Ross.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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The one with the hat, lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Pic 9 is everything!!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Do you hold in you're farts in public?
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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His deep thoughts are held in a kiddie pool
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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roast him? well we havent even got to the preperation first. lemme go light the grill.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Bungee is the glue that is keeping this world together
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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average Limp Bizkit enjoyer
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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He's .... not sorry. And he's not gonna be. 15/10 approve.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Pengwing lookin asshoe
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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He may not like his red hat.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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He wanted you to escort him to the feeder!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Gotta admit, balloons are scary. My cat goes so crazy and puffs his tail out big time when he sees one
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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The first thing in my head after seeing the first picture, before even reading anything, was
"Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley. And I have dia-beetus"
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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I love the rug in pic 7. Do you mind telling me where you bought it?
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Typical looking tuxedo.. no brains
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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He’s probably getting you back for the red hat .
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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The "Starfish of Luv" 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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But which came first... this may be a mutual cycle😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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This is the coolest cat I’ve ever seen, wish we could say the same about his owner…
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Idk who he thinks he is. Entitled. Domesticated. It's a shame
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Picture number 6 and 7 made me laugh out loud at work😂😂😂 my coworkers 🙄 bungee you are so adorable❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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First pic- is he saying hey human all I hear is blah blah blah🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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😂😂😂🥹❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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He’s just paying you back for the “Hats!”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Of course! I got it from Wayfair. It’s by Lark Manor - the “Annechien Hand Tufted Wool Floral Indoor Rug”. It’s super nice and thick but I maybe wouldn’t recommend it with pets - it really holds onto fur!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Thanks for replying!!! It’s so cute, but I have three little angel babies covered in fur!!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Please tell me it was for work.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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He's lying around like a floozy. A harlot!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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I have a mostly black cat my son left behind (my kitten bonded with him while they were living here). I was feeding my kitten canned food in the morning and free choice kibble. Monty (black cat) wanted to join in and Lombok (my kitten, now 15-1/2 months old) never finished his portion anyhow.
Well. Monty has decided 4:30 am is a great time to wake me up for canned cat food every morning. I am trying ignoring them to have them wake me up later. Very little success yet.
Your cat is very disappointed in you. He expects better treatment from his servants.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Who was screaming; you or the cat?
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Too cute to function.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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A bit off topic but he looks zonked out of his mind in the first pic
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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He’s paying you back for the hats.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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He is VISIBILY dumb lol
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Your cat makes me smile. Thank you, I needed this!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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'Khajiit has wares of youve for the coin'. headass
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Brookshire these pictures are awesome.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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This is entirely your fault. Why were you in the bedroom to begin with? You remember the world revolves around him, right?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Ohhh ginobli lookin ahh!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-01-08
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YOU…….CAT!🤨
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-01-08
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From most lower angles, his chin looks like a dick. The black dot is the pee hole.
He’s a dickchin.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-01-08
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He looks like a Bungee
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-01-08
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