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He looks like the pervert you see every Friday at your favourite pizza place
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2024-29-07
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what energy?
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2024-30-07
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He has the most adorable little face! I can’t possibly roast him.
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2024-30-07
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Three hams will thrill him/ three hams will thrill him/ why don’t you give him/ THREE HAMS?!
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2024-30-07
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2024-29-07
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[she can nibble on one river skittle at a time](https://youtu.be/Zb66B6BpBN0?si=Q5NYk6XcbZouMFLW)
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2024-29-07
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Probably after swatting that poor unfortunate moth to death °°° no roasting from me today!
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2024-29-07
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he was supposed to be a teenage barn cat as part of a neutering program. he was given to me you've than this and shaking in a carrier from surgery.
obviously I couldn't do that to him so we nursed him back to health and he's a little bigger and a little feistier, but his fur is still super scraggly and hilarious!!!!!
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2024-29-07
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Diamond in the rough.
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2024-29-07
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Scraggly or not it looks like he played with a light bulb socket! ⚡⚡⚡
Hope he has found his forever home and makes up for what happened with lots of mischief and funny antics.
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2024-29-07
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Yes. It is.
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2024-29-07
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He will be the most loving cat. Congratulations.
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2024-29-07
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Scraggly? I wouldn’t t use that word. More like diseased!
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2024-29-07
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Careful… he has an exposed wire sticking out there.
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2024-29-07
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He looks like a case of Benjamin button for cats
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2024-30-07
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No, I don't have any change
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2024-30-07
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Perfect name for that little shit
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2024-07-08
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His name is Anakin and he is 4 years old. He is currently struggling with the heatwave and it's making him poorly. He is very smart and can open doors.
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2024-29-07
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5: bored with his superpower 🥱
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2024-29-07
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From the white on his face looks like he has a crooked mustache
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2024-29-07
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We call it the permanent look of judgment.
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2024-30-07
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Lol
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2024-30-07
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You look greasy y🤯
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2024-29-07
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It's a **serious case** of : ***Return of the Blob.***
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2024-29-07
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Smol
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2024-29-07
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Oh he’s oglin. That’s an ogler
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2024-29-07
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Big eyes 👀
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2024-29-07
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👁️-👁️
Big oi eyes
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2024-29-07
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Confederate general facial hair.
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2024-29-07
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Clearly been licking many a butthole. Wash up and seek help, bro.
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2024-29-07
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2nd pic looks like he’s about to ask me if i have games on my phone
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2024-29-07
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Stop starin' at me with those big 'ol eyes!
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2024-29-07
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Hah it’s true.
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2024-30-07
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Bro thinks he’s the man of the house but can’t even grow a full stache
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2024-30-07
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2024-30-07
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Her name is willow, she was born in my backyard of a house I lived in 6 years ago, her mother was a stray. We’ve never gotten a formal answer on what breed she is but she’s sooo fluffy.
Annoyingly so.
Her hair goes everywhere, she bites you when you pat her too hard and she lives in the shadows, and I mis you not this lil bitch will wait for you to fall asleep before pouncing on your toes. She is a beautiful cat, but she’s a menace to the posters on my walls. She’s also a chip thief >:(
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2024-29-07
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In every pic she looks like she just got drunk and there are different layers to her being drunk
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2024-29-07
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Hes very orange and wakes us up every morning at 4am for treats. He climbs on me everywhere but we are not allowed to hold him at all. I think weve celebrated his averagness too much as he now thinks hes king of the world. Roast him to bits
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2024-29-07
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Pizza needs to rethink his life choices before he gets in a serious car crash
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2024-29-07
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Emo kitty
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2024-29-07
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He's mean because you're forcing him into cuddles he doesn't want, holding him on his back like a baby which cats hate, and making him wear a hat which cats also hate. Give him some space and treat him with respect like a living being and not a toy. Then he won't be so mean.
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2024-29-07
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r/oneorangebraincell would definitely welcome Pizza.
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2024-29-07
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Tell him about the pizza on the roof.
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2024-29-07
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Looks like he's got an illegal semiautomatic rifle and floor plans of an elementary school in the back of his rusted-out Honda civic
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2024-29-07
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i should stop looking at this subreddit, i’m always on the cat’s side
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2024-29-07
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WWE MOMENTS
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2024-29-07
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Are you actually a mouse? Because otherwise how did he throw you on the floor?
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2024-29-07
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Looking like an anchovy and sunburn pizza.
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2024-29-07
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I'm sure I'm not the only one who's thinking you're taking this way too seriously. I dont see anything in any of the pics that shows he's getting treated like a toy. You seem like an annoying person to be around, regardless of the situation 😂.
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2024-29-07
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He weaves between my legs and watches me fall with glee. What would you call that other than attempted murder?
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2024-29-07
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Lol dude I've tried holding him like 5 times in the 2 years he's been alive. And he crawls all over me he loves the preferred human. Only because I give him treats but whatever. He's very spoiled and very happy I promise.
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2024-29-07
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Me and my boyfriend are the ones who suffer. He's a tyrant.
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2024-29-07
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I am the defense attorney for Mr. Pizza, née Pizzazz, and I would call that an outpouring (outpurring?) of love and a misunderstanding.
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2024-29-07
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He got representation so quick! I'll be his indentured servant forever 😭
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2024-29-07
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How could you resist. Thats the most perfect name for him.🧡
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2024-29-07
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It's so hard I wanna snuggle him all the time! I can hug him and he does climb all over me but he doesn't really like being held which sucks. He's so cute and funny. I've never had an orange cat they are absolutely a breed of their own.
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2024-29-07
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He is a pizza boy
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2024-29-07
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Ya especially w the hat on. Fuckin scary
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2024-29-07
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He's suing you for 1 million cans of cat food and unlimited cat nip. You'll be served tomorrow.
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2024-29-07
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And Pizza will be served every day!
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2024-29-07
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Oh, Pizza! You may think you’re classic Neapolitan, but you’re really Domino’s. It all started when you lost your pizzazz.
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2024-29-07
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Sir, this is r/RoastMyCat. Are you lost?
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2024-29-07
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I can already tell by the scars on your hand you don’t even gotta explain how mean 😭😭
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2024-29-07
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I'm sure you did something to be thrown on the floor. Pizza would not act like this unless it was a serious and valid problem.
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2024-29-07
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Ya I didn't give him treats! He was furious
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2024-29-07
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Great another subreddit just what I need 😂😂💀💀
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2024-29-07
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Just acknowledge his dominance and the world will right itself.
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2024-29-07
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If you're going to correct one person, you should correct ALL the people. When someone bashes a human in roastmycat then someone calls them out, dont just act all high and mighty with the one comment you didn't like. Its pathetic that I even have to say this, it should be OBVIOUS. Have a nice day!
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2024-29-07
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U good?
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2024-29-07
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He looks like my Cheese and def not Orange mentality. Super smart and light build is always on, very curious about everything and anything!
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2024-29-07
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Pizza looks like he never pays for weed.
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2024-30-07
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Yes and no. Some very "Cheese" moments but a lot of orange life. I'm proud of it. I already encourage mediocrity. Which is why he thinks he's king.
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2024-30-07
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Nah ignore them. Maybe they'll go yell at someone else for nothing lol
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2024-30-07
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My cat does this and is constantly getting in the way. She then acts like she's scared when I walk past her like it's my fault! She's black, which makes her even harder to see sonetimes.
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2024-30-07
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And I love her. How Dare you bother her at home?!
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2024-30-07
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In his defense, my client Mr Pizzazz was merely forcibly evicting an unauthorised squatter from his bed. He assures the court that he holds no grudge against aformentioned intruder on his property and sincerely wishes him a speedy recovery so that he may return to work and serve him forthwith.
Furthermore, my client, Mr Pizzazz, the defendant, requests that this honorable court would also terminate the plaintiff's unpaid sick leave with immediate effect. My client is suffering undue hardship with the irregular absence of his purrsonal sla (sorry) servant.
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2024-30-07
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That’s my cats name too! We call her Zazzy
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2024-30-07
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DAYUM. he's on it! I'm scared.
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2024-30-07
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See now that's so cute! We got his paperwork home and it just said PIZZAA lol. So we kept it
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2024-30-07
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Everybody wants some Pizzaa!!! Our Zazzy was found behind an Italian restaurant… smaller than a can of soda.
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2024-30-07
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He'll never catch up to the wonder that is delicious pizza!
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2024-30-07
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Looks like he's high on some pretty dope cat nip. Most orange cats are.
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2024-30-07
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As would r/cowcats. Pizza is an orange cow.
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2024-02-08
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20 pounds of fluff minus one eye.
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2024-29-07
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I'm sorry, she's not gross at all.
she's a beautiful floof ❤️
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2024-29-07
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I love her so much. She is a chubby baby with the most high pitched meow. When I got my first apartment 5 years ago now I watched the animal shelter for black kittens and I saw her and her brother (Boo) for weeks and I always said “if I get this cat I’m going to name her GG for gross girl” because of her missing eye 😭
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2024-29-07
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She is adorable
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2024-29-07
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She's more flonky than chonky but it's on a diet nonetheless.
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2024-29-07
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2: Loading cat.exe...
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2024-29-07
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Dog owners: This is my dog, Buddy
Cat owners: This is my cat, Sparkleprincess Dorito Hedgehog
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2024-29-07
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She looks like she farts and then blames it on someone else
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2024-29-07
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If she's laid on you and suddenly gets up and walks away, it's because she made an air-biscuit lol. It hits you after she's gone.
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2024-29-07
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I was right then 🤣🤣🤣
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2024-29-07
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I'm assuming you've had similar experiences lol.
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2024-29-07
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Luckily not,the second photo just gave off those vibes
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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Sushi wants to be laundry and we just can’t have that.
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2024-29-07
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Here is my chonky boi Simba, aka Simbler/Simblob/Simmy Sim. He yowls like a baby crying, is overly needy, and is an insane foster baby. Loves french fries and brussel sprouts. Roast him as much as I do on a daily basis. ❤️
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2024-29-07
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Also, ignore the golden doodle tail in the 2nd photo.... as much as he wants to be Simba is not a lion
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