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Not a single thought behind those eyes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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His non existent brain cells are fighting for 5th place. Also, that cat is adorable 😂😍
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Your artistic rendition is generous at best. He has a face only a mother could love!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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What’s up with its lip?! 😭💀🪦
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Pic 1: He’s shocked and dismayed at your request for a roasting. A betrayal he’ll never forgive.
In the near future, you’ll awake in the middle of the night with his jaws clasped tightly around your neck. In your final moments you’ll realize it’s too late for an apology.
I hope you have your affairs in order.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Certified goblinchild. Would exchange you for a can of tuna.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He’s been doing too many poppers
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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my precioussssssss
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Can't tell is he's on cocaine... Probably on cocaine.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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nice try, but he doesn’t have any fangs on his lower jaw. all he’s be doing is gumming at me which he always does
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Is his name Tom? Because he’s got some big peepers…
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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😂
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2024-29-07
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Pic 6 looks like he’s about to yell at some hooligans to get off his lawn
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Your son is a disappointment! He'll never amount to anything!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Now let's play the game cat or wet owl!
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2024-29-07
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He looks like you’re not safe alone in a room with him.
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2024-29-07
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The lights are on yet no one is home.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He is adorable!!!
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2024-29-07
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r/NamFlashbacks
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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First pic looks like a creepy pasta character
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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That’s a crack head
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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We found him! He exists! The evil twin!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Your cat looks like he's constantly reliving his experiences on D Day.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Down here in the south we would say bless his heart. haha.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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r/catlips
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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oh we are well known there
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2024-29-07
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I'm sorry but your son has a glue problem
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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What a silly little fish
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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“Carol that kills people!” Vibe.
That just how I imagine this cat’s voice if he could talk.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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This isn’t particularly a roast unless you don’t like her, but your cat looks like Emma Stone.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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That's one ugly dog!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He has -1 braincells and yet somehow he uses all of his braincells for evil
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2024-29-07
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He gives the same vibes as scrat from ice age
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Evil. Disown it. Give it to me.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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No roast here, such a happy smiley cat!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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So much confusion. Though he was an orange flavored tabby. Now is disappointed bc he will never get his turn with the one orange brain cell.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Lil homie looks like he sees everything but nothing at the same time
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2024-29-07
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I love his lil Gollum face 🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Are you the teacher from Invader Zim!?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He sees sound
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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His eyes scare me
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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You have acquired a goblin
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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something went wrong in the cat factory 😭
ps im sorry
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Fisheye lens looking motherfucker
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Is ur son from planet doofus
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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The eyes can’t tell what way to look 😆
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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How much cocaine did he take
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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And does he speak to himself at night?
Does he ever utter the words “my precious” out of the blue?
Does he try to show you a different way to Mordor?
Does he like hiding raw and wrrrrrigly?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Why he put on the black lipstick tho
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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in the most loving and cutest way,,,,,, I didn’t know what an inbred cat looked like until now :’)
p.s I love him and he is so stinkin cute
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Heh. Small head.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I’m crying 😭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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He’s gorgeous, I love him
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Those are some big human lips for a cat, man. Certified goblin for sure
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2024-30-07
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I thought it was one of the eels in Little Mermaid
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I will add this to the list of things people have compared him to!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Adopted.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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no braincells so i made a song (roast) for him [https://www.roastme.bot/song/b3e1762e-154e-494f-879d-2291fd7b32be](https://www.roastme.bot/song/b3e1762e-154e-494f-879d-2291fd7b32be)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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holy shit. i… have no words. Jesus Christ.
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2024-31-07
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I don't know how old she is, she always gives the stink eye
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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bombastic side eye
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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She looks like if she was an old woman would keep asking were that one thing is even if it’s always in the same spot.
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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Pls roast her i love her so much
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Why'd you post this indoor piglet into a cat subreddit
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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he is a very young boy his name is Acheron and he did not save a singular hot dog.. A WHOLE PACKAGE roast this goober :(
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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very beautiful
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Dude, cat 101. Leave no evidence, blame the dog
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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On another hotdog bender, it’s time you stage an intervention.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Food coma hits hard huh
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Ok but who am I to judge?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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My little sister wants to steal ur catto!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Hot doggie heaven! 😈🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Pretty sure his digestive tract will have roasted him well enough for that little trick...
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Watch for urine issues cause hotdogs have a ton of salt
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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i did take him to the vet today just in case and they said everything is fine but not to let him fall off the wagon with his apparent hot dog addiction 🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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a diss track for the meathead himself [https://www.roastme.bot/song/cd7d59c9-d631-4906-9afa-05d962c8b127](https://www.roastme.bot/song/cd7d59c9-d631-4906-9afa-05d962c8b127)
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2024-31-07
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2024-29-07
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he loves to be held! from the moment i MET him, he just has always loved being held. 😭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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All she cares about is fancy feast and face scratches.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Happy Birthday beautiful torti! Make your hooman bow down to your Grace ❤️❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Chicken roasted for the birthday girl, sending c-/ Prince Sophie.
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2024-29-07
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I’m sorry I can’t roast her all I can do is give her the best of birthday wishes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Can’t roast this one! Happy birthday queen!
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2024-29-07
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She is precious! X
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Happy birthday to a beautiful kitty!
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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Is she OK? Does she need an exorcism?
And how did you get a square cat?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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She’s part SpongeBob SquarePants
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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A menace to society
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He will quite literally eat everything in my apartment he can get his mitts on (bread, instant potatoes, flour). Roast this Garfield-looking gremlin!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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2 pic reminds me of the “my name is Skylar white yo” meme
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Boots your face is a pentagon
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Fluffy Fat F*cker
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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My little sister and me think the boy's so majestic!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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I’m afraid of I roast em, I’m dinner
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2024-29-07
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