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We didn't name her. I agree it's a basic name, but she came when called so we didn't want to change it.
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2024-28-07
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Bella has a menacing energy. I vibe with it
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2024-28-07
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She is menacing, but in a raccoon way.
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2024-28-07
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Oh my gosh that profile blep is worth some kind of photography award.
No roast, she is purrfect.
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2024-28-07
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giving mechanical Salem from 90s Sabrina the Teenage Witch
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2024-28-07
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https://youtu.be/FBEL2zK5DiE?si=Vm4ezwrHLnPdmR-n
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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We too have a bed weasel lolol
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2024-28-07
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No roast for the baby, she is purrfect❤️🥰
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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Toothless?
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2024-30-07
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Twice correct! She looks like him and only has a few teeth.
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2024-30-07
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this is gustavo, he is the bestest but strangest boy ever, be respectful but let me get a good laugh
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2024-28-07
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Gus looks like he has a male genitals on his face
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2024-28-07
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Her name is Quartz :)
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2024-28-07
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She is purrfect and I will personally defend her against all comers, double especially with a name like that.
I would *live* for this baby.
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2024-28-07
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Quartz? More like Fuartz
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2024-29-07
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Forts, because she must be protected! Yes, this makes sense!
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2024-29-07
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i love him but hes so stupid. his favorite foods are dirt, dust and metal. also hes definitely a cat
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2024-28-07
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Your cat looks suspiciously like a dog. I think you need to see a vet or an eye doctor. Your choice.
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2024-28-07
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vet says its just bcs hes so stupid
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2024-28-07
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That's an odd looking cat, anyways, your cat looks like that one disabled dog from secret life of pets mate.
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2024-29-07
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That last Pic is so sultry 🤣🤣🤣
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2024-29-07
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LOL
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2024-29-07
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dont hold back he can handle it
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2024-28-07
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I am too afraid to roast her, her laser eyes are very threatening. Lola is perfect!
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2024-28-07
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pic with the eyebrows looks like an asian aunty
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2024-28-07
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Why does she look like the wife of Mr Fresh the Chinese street cat, also I assume its a girl?
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2024-29-07
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HAHAHA he does !! 😭
( Lola is a boy, but we didn’t know that when we named him 🫣 )
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2024-29-07
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So that's why he looks pissed.
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2024-29-07
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2024-28-07
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Looks like Henri just woke up from a 23-hour nap and still can't be bothered. Classic.
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2024-28-07
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I forgot to add that today is Henri’s 4th birthday!
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2024-28-07
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Henritochromia.
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2024-28-07
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Happy 4th birthday 🎂
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2024-28-07
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Love Henri's eyes!
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2024-28-07
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That’s how the rescue tricked me into taking him home lol
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2024-29-07
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Henri has the prettiest eyes of them alllll!!!!!!!
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2024-29-07
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I love him and he has heterochromia which is even cuter!
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2024-29-07
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Happy Cake Day 2 eyes.
Probably color blind.
Litter box a mess.
He doesn't eat his vegetables.
Chronic gas ⛽️
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2024-29-07
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henry is an ivy league trust fund fuckboy
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2024-29-07
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Your cat has white privilege.
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2024-29-07
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He’s one handsome cat! Happy birthday, Henry!
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2024-29-07
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he has homophobia
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2024-29-07
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I bet he insists that you pronounce croissant with a "w".
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2024-29-07
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Stupid cat can’t even hear in his left ear
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2024-29-07
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Don’t even know who the baby daddy is
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2024-29-07
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HAMB-ppy MEOW-Day!
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2024-29-07
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Happy Birthday Henri!
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2024-29-07
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Your homophobic cat🥰
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2024-29-07
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when you can’t find matching socks
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2024-29-07
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No, you need to be roasted!
Love this kitty!!!! 🐈
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2024-29-07
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The only one he will roast is you.
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2024-29-07
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I just want to kiss him!! I love the heterochromia
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2024-29-07
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NEVARRRR!
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2024-29-07
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I'll bet he doesn't even taste nice!
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2024-29-07
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Damn Henri with beautiful two-colored eyes
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2024-29-07
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Yah, he nice and all, but I’m allergic.
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2024-29-07
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Henri is beautiful.
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2024-29-07
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Thought I would share some Henri facts since folks are enjoying him so much!
He loves talking to people on the phone.
His favorite toys are springs and floof balls.
He was orange for a while because my grandma spilled carrot juice on the floor and Henri rolled in it.
He loves pulling magnets off the fridge.
He doesn’t allow music in the car. So I did a 30 hour drive in complete silence.
He is married to my other kitty, Marceline.
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2024-29-07
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Your cat's heterochromia is like the two parts of his soul. One eye says "I'm plotting world domination," while the other says "hooman, I just spilled my food and need your help." If he were a superhero, his power would be making every photo he's in look like an art piece.
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2024-29-07
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Yes. This cat just called me a f slur I'd still kiss him tho
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2024-29-07
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Aww he is homophobia.
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2024-29-07
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I... What?
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2024-29-07
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He looks very polite
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2024-29-07
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Different color eye havin' ass muthafucka'
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2024-29-07
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What are his crimes?
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2024-29-07
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Ugh just stick to one eye color!
(J/K he’s perfect 😍 )
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2024-29-07
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Cat so lazy, it can't even synchronize husbeye color. Haphazard feline!
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2024-29-07
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Pick an eye colour!
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2024-29-07
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This cat is obviously a thief! He clearly stole two beautiful gemstones and is using them for eyes smh
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2024-29-07
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Excessive staring, which means he's absolutely planning to murder you in your sleep.
Or he may be actively conversing with the ghosts haunting you to bargain for your soul (he's selling it, for a bowl of kibble).
Now that you asked for a public roasting of him on top of it... you days are counted, I'm afraid.
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2024-29-07
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You're cute Henri! Happy birthday!
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2024-29-07
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I can't roast Henri. He looks like my childhood kitty, Bruce.💗 Except for those wonky, indecisive marble eyes.
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2024-29-07
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a beautiful cat with homophobia 💚💙
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2024-29-07
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Is that a nose or an eraser? Make up your mind.
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2024-29-07
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Henri thinks he’s special because he has heterochromia (he’s right).
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2024-29-07
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He looks like that one kid in class in elementary school who always has to pipe up with dumb questions. Figure it out, Henri.
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2024-29-07
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Bro is so indecisive he can’t even pick an eye colour
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2024-29-07
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Stupid French cat
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2024-29-07
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Brokeass cat couldn't even afford two matching eyeballs
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2024-29-07
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The stinkiest of cats
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2024-29-07
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Beautiful cat with homophobia ❤️ /ref
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2024-29-07
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my favourite🙏
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2024-29-07
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I refuse to roast this beautiful boy
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2024-29-07
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Happy birthday Henri!
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2024-29-07
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Henri in picture 4: ooh, ooh, Miss, Miss, I know the answer, Miss!
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2024-29-07
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Henri couldn’t decide who he liked better, Qui-Gon Jinn or Obi-Wan Kenobi. So he got one eye for each.
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2024-29-07
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😍😍 he’s so pretty, I’ve always wanted a cat or dog with one blue eye and one green eye
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2024-29-07
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Henri doesn’t get roasted….. Henri roasts you.
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2024-29-07
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He has more eye colors than brain cells.
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2024-29-07
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They are gorgeous. He's still very ugly*, but his eyes are gorgeous (*it's not true at all, he's magnificent, but you asked us to roast him, it's your fault I told this lie !)
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2024-29-07
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As if having two distinct eyes didn't make you feel unique enough, your owner had to go and add a third one to your name as well. Aren't you a special boy. (You are)
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2024-29-07
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Sir, your eyes do not match. I can’t believe you are out in public like this!
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2024-29-07
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Can’t roast such a gorgeous guy, Happy Birthday!
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2024-29-07
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Roasted he is since he likes magnets it would explain why ilhis glass orbs gravitate so close together it doesn't look like there's any space left for the only brain cell that could fit.
Ps very pretty cat but also looks like he has no thoughts and seems to mind set of his one orange fur as it seems the orange has soaked in.
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