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I always hear that oranges are the most spicy
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2024-28-07
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He used to be super spicy when we first got him but first time I made him a hoodie boy, he became the sweetest neediest boi ever
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2024-28-07
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Aw that’s so sweet, you probably made me him feel comforted and safe
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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Maybe the floor wasn't cleaned enough. He just did you a solid
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2024-28-07
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, why is my cat a stupid dumb fuck.
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2024-28-07
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Can't, seen that after a hard night out.
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2024-28-07
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Maybe the carpet deserved it!
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2024-28-07
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he looks kinda like he ate a bee
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2024-28-07
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He was being super polite. He could have done it on the carpet or the couch
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2024-28-07
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It was nice of him to spare your important paperwork..
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2024-28-07
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Looks like one of those big frogs that sits on your porch and scares the shit out of you when you come home at 11:45 pm
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2024-29-07
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wasn't satisfied with a reddit comment, decided to make a diss track [https://www.roastme.bot/song/519166e3-13f8-4518-aac9-23a3ffed4743](https://www.roastme.bot/song/519166e3-13f8-4518-aac9-23a3ffed4743)
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2024-31-07
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He loves prolonged eye contact and never sitting still. He meows for attention and runs away if you try and pet him.
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2024-28-07
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(you should move his food away from his toilet)
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2024-28-07
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Oop you are correct I moved it so it was out of my other cat’s line of sight and didn’t even put 2 and 2 together
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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Looks like he needs to take a break from the beer, cos he’s starting to get an adorable little pink beer belly 😂
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2024-28-07
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You know what they say. Like father like son
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2024-28-07
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He thinks he's SOooo smart with that yin/yang little stuck-up snoot ... yeah I guess he has a point there
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2024-28-07
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Never! I’d sooner steal that handsome boy! 😍
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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*Her bed. The dog can find elsewhere to sleep. Patches is the Queen! Long may she reign!
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2024-28-07
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patches i love you you are unroastable
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2024-28-07
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No roasting possible. Patches is perfect
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2024-28-07
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i could never roast such a beautiful old lady
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2024-28-07
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So cute! I cannot roast this precious bean!
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2024-28-07
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Patches has only ever bought flowers for herself.
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2024-29-07
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he is not known for his brain capacity. he has some medical issues that caused his back legs to stop working, so he does not walk/stand/sit normally (but he is not in any pain!) he pisses all over them all the time and needs “butt baths” (he does not like these). do not hold back, he only has half a brain cell and is currently using it to try and get into a paper bag.
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2024-28-07
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He looks like he just sharted himself
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2024-28-07
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He’s been known to do that
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2024-28-07
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LOL 😂😂😂
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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he looks like an eel in this 😭😭
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2024-28-07
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Her name is Winona. Roast her.
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2024-28-07
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I doubt she has ever thought a thought.
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2024-28-07
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No brain, no brain cells, no bones, no thoughts, just floof and mechanical parts.
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2024-29-07
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I can’t! Such a cutieee
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2024-29-07
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wtf I can't tell if you left her in too long or not long enough. Look at those burnt edges. Completely uneven browning. You did a terrible job baking her
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2024-29-07
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Lil homegirl thinks the food's right in front of her, licking the air like that!
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2024-29-07
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2024-28-07
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Why would I roast him when this pic clearly shows him running the show
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2024-28-07
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He thinks he's the boss!!!!
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2024-28-07
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It must be hard for him to think he runs the show when he clearly has never had a thought in his head
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2024-28-07
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He has such a ego for a cat
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2024-28-07
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He's a cat? Then, yes. He runs the show.
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2024-28-07
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Better behave yourself, I am Watching you hooman!!!
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2024-28-07
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He owns all he sees. He may have not seen this sub but he runs it. Adorable void.
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2024-28-07
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That's defentley what cashy cash is thinking!!!
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2024-28-07
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He do, tho
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2024-28-07
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Your right tho!!!
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2024-28-07
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You mean, knows.
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2024-28-07
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Ahh there's my cashy baby back b*****
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2024-28-07
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he definitely looks entitled by the way he’s looking at the camera 🤣
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2024-28-07
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LMAO babe you have called cashy bashubthat since day 1 😂😂😂
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2024-28-07
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Yessss!!!! This right here!!! Hit it right on the nail lol 😂😂
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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he don’t look like he can run 😳
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2024-28-07
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He is mr.wide hips when he walks lol
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2024-28-07
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He's the kind of boss who naps all day, then takes credit for everyone else's hard work.
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2024-28-07
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But he does tho!
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2024-28-07
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You ain't lying!!! 😂😂
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2024-29-07
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Is ge a cat? If yes he runs the show
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2024-29-07
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Runs? Doubt it
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2024-29-07
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Fatass broke whatever the hell he’s sitting on! 😭
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2024-29-07
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He’s invited me over for a bbq next weekend, so roast him yourself, please.
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2024-29-07
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😂😂😂
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2024-30-07
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He does run the show, puny hooman. HE allows YOU to serve HIM. Sheesh, we need a sub called 'Roast My Hooman'. That is where this post belongs!
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2024-30-07
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I need a new boss. My last one only made it to 17 years old, 😔
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2024-30-07
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Yessss this post 😂😂😂
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2024-30-07
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made a diss track for the showrunner [https://www.roastme.bot/song/a55fbb0d-fa8e-4f60-8b68-3adbc357c32d](https://www.roastme.bot/song/a55fbb0d-fa8e-4f60-8b68-3adbc357c32d)
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2024-31-07
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I absolutely loved your roast on cashy bashy!!! My husband and I laughed so hard😂😂😂!!! Thank you for that 😊😊😊Hope you have a blessed day!!!
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2024-31-07
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glad you liked it!!!! i use that site to make roasts all the time hahahah
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2024-31-07
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I loved it!!! I'm going through a really rough time in life right now and I'm really down and depressed and this roast diss put the biggest smile and laugh this morning and I really needed that...thank you 😊
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2024-31-07
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He is such a void, that not even a single thought can get through!
(He's so cute doe! <33)
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2024-01-08
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Indeed he is is!!! 😊
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2024-01-08
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So this is Gracie. She is a chunky monkey who wakes me up at 4 am to feed her because the food bowl is not full to the very tip top! She is so chunky that the fabric of her kitty hammock is ripping and she can’t fit into the hammock without body parts spilling over!
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2024-28-07
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Cat or cow? At the rate she’s going, you won’t be able to tell the difference.
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2024-28-07
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Weird ask, considering I don't have a fireplace big enough for a full boar, but I'll do my best....
Your cat is so fat she is both coming and going.
(Shes cute as a button lol. A really fuckin big button.)
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2024-01-08
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Hahaha that is fantastic! She is my chunky monkey.
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2024-01-08
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He was a well-loved barn cat. Now, he’s a spoiled house cat who has some loud opinions.
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2024-28-07
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1: When you notice a cat in profound meditation ...
2: not a single thought behind those eyes
3: (you have no idea what it's for, do you...)
Why sure I do, grease-stain! Ahhhwwrrrehhwwhahhhhrrr!!!
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2024-28-07
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He has loud opinions? I bet he boasts continually about how he bootstrapped his way up to bourgeois suburban life.
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2024-28-07
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Pretty or handsome cat! Lucky kitty!
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2024-28-07
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He’s ashamed of his roots and has changed his meow to sound more urban. Avoids calls from his barn dwelling relations as he doesn’t want to be asked to lend them treats.
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2024-28-07
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Now there's a new boss in the house.
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2024-28-07
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looks like a pigeon
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2024-29-07
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Dallas the cat
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2024-28-07
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whhy have a shadow when you already is one, bro you easy to draw!
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2024-28-07
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He’s so evil that he doesn’t bother hiding his shadow self. I’d watch out if I were you.
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2024-28-07
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I’m sure he is used to being in the back of the cat carrier.
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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I used to have a cat named Dallas in the 90s RIP.
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2024-28-07
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He looks evil. It looks like he poops in front of the litter box instead of in it.
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2024-29-07
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He actually does poop in front of the littler box instead of in it 😂
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2024-29-07
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I bet that they are like logs and that they smell horrible!
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2024-29-07
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2024-28-07
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Sun Tzu reincarnated as a cat
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2024-28-07
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We adopted her as a senior., a few months ago.
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