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I’m not gonna fucking lie this nigga is beautiful
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2024-29-07
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He looks like he'd bring you a live grasshopper as a present and get mad and poop on your pillow if he didn't think you were appreciative enough.
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2024-29-07
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You need to clean his nose 😻😻
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2024-29-07
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So adorable I love the eyes💙
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2024-29-07
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Pfffft! Kinda name is "Henri"? Who does he think he is? 🥖🥖
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Henri half-asses everything in his life, even his eyes. Momma so broke she ran out of blue ink, had to use her poop to color the other eye.
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2024-29-07
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This is fantastic information
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Roasted, yes - is this how he wants me to cook his chicken?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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How does one roast something this beautiful?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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the word you're looking for is hematoma
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He needs a Boop
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2024-29-07
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Henri looks like when you shake him, he makes a pennys in a can sound
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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You think you’re better than us because you’re a French cat, don’t you?
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2024-29-07
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I asked him and he replied with “Oui!”
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2024-29-07
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His eyes are too pretty! I can’t.
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2024-29-07
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He keeps giving that vine that goes like “daddy?” “Do I look like-“
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2024-29-07
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His eyes are gorgeous! Hope he had a good 4th bday 🥳
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2024-29-07
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he has homophobia in his eyes.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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I was scrolling through Reddit and saw this in my recommendations and did I thought you was going to roast him fr like in a pan 😭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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I promise you, I shall NEVER roast Henri in a pan or any other kitchenware.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Oh I love him and his gorgeous eyes! I mean he probably sleeps diagonally in his (formerly your) bed!
Please give him cuddles for me!
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2024-29-07
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Beautiful eyes, I love cats with heterochromia 😍
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2024-29-07
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How dare he have those beautiful eyes
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2024-29-07
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Why roast him? He would make a terrible roast, he is not fat enough and and would end up dry.
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2024-29-07
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those eyes are way too pretty i cant roast him 😭
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2024-29-07
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Happy Birthday Henri 🎂.
Sorry, just can't roast that sweet face.
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2024-29-07
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Him is too handsome to be roasted!
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2024-29-07
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Made from spare parts and all of them are gay
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2024-30-07
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I’m dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2024-30-07
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He is absolutely beautiful🩵💚🐱👀🐾
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Chose an eye colour!
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2024-30-07
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Hemorrhoids
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2024-30-07
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Henri has hemorrhoids
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I made a diss track to roast your cat
[~https://www.roastme.bot/song/e1f63454-b531-43b5-838c-232fb563a716~](https://www.roastme.bot/song/e1f63454-b531-43b5-838c-232fb563a716)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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Why would he be averse to gay people?
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2024-31-07
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This boy's got two different daddies. I hope that he got the best of the genes. :)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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The orange cat is Toby he is a polydactyl Manx , he is a foster baby and loves love ❤️
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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Remind her of that time she got poo stuck to her butt fur.
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2024-29-07
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tuberculosis patient
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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There is one brain cell, but it takes frequent coffee breaks.
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2024-29-07
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That fourth pic is the most unenthusiastic playsnarl I've ever seen on a cat!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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We don’t roast vampires over here
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2024-29-07
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2: is mine
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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Possum
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Looks like a Republican
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2024-29-07
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HAHAHAHAHA
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2024-29-07
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bahaha 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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She’s half rodent
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2024-29-07
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I'm afraid if I roast her she will inhale me with her nostrils
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2024-29-07
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No personal space
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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yeah unfortunately she doesn't understand the idea of personal space 😃
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2024-29-07
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she does have some pretty powerful nostrils 😂
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2024-29-07
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i knoooow she was all up in your face asking for treats 💀
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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What a nosy girl
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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nahhh she just doesn't understand personal space and will lay on me and stare down at me like that for hours 😭 no treats needed
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2024-29-07
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Definitely the type to pick her nose while driving a cat
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2024-29-07
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She said “got any games on your phone?”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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I raised an iPad kid 😔
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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unfortunately she's unable to acquire a license
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2024-29-07
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Gloopy ahh mawfucka
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Probably thinks your phone is a snack disoenser.
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2024-29-07
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I think she's looking for coin with that shnoz lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Everybody nose she got a big sniffer
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2024-29-07
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The suction on that nostrils are frightening!
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2024-29-07
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Well the face in the 2nd picture says it all 🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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My little sister wants to steal ur catto!
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2024-29-07
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She’s a stage 5 clinger , in the cutest way possible so it’s acceptable
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2024-29-07
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I thought she was a Guinea pig when I saw the first pic
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Very close talker. Doesn't understand the concept of personal space or inside voice, not even in sit down restaurants. Engages waiters in all conversations. Leaves really good tips and gives the best of hugs on bad days.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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For the last goddamn time, no. I don’t have any games for you on my phone.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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License? Cats don't need no stinkin' license!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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if it was possible to be a stage 10 clinger she would be
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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she ate!....alot of food
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Low blow! No need to be nasty!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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"Snacks...STAT!!" - cat
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2024-29-07
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He can BARELY use Zoom
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2024-30-07
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I showed u my tail answer me
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2024-30-07
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commenting wasn't enough, i had to make a diss track [https://www.roastme.bot/song/a2caa2fd-f9e2-4b90-8cf4-7efeb2cf3aa9](https://www.roastme.bot/song/a2caa2fd-f9e2-4b90-8cf4-7efeb2cf3aa9)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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bahaha thank you 😭😭 it's perfect
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2024-01-08
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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What did he do?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Yeah, tell us what he did so we can give it to him good.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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he keeps betting up his little brother
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2024-29-07
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Oooh that's really bad.
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2024-29-07
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He looks like a freaky wearwolf and a bad bad kittay for beating up his brother.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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What a rude boy!! A rude boy who looks like he's never been calm in his entire life. A rude boy who appears to only pick violence!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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He just wants to scream into the void
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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a diss track for the naughty older brother coming up right up [https://www.roastme.bot/song/72a42f3a-62f5-4cda-86f2-488aedc93706](https://www.roastme.bot/song/72a42f3a-62f5-4cda-86f2-488aedc93706)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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By knocking over the accordion she is currently sleeping on, and making us think she got squashed at 10 Pm.
Roast her good.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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why is she just a pair of eyes...... I'm scared too now
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2024-29-07
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2024-29-07
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I spent 1200 at the vet for them to tell me she’s just gassy. Roast her
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2024-29-07
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with artistic rendition
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2024-29-07
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he's never had access to any brain cells
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2024-29-07
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