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Once you give consent to my daughter's alliance with your son... we can have a quick engagement and marriage. who is it?
The phone.
Oh!
Phone. who is it?
Sarju Maharaj.
It's for you.
- Me?
Yes.
It must be from Benares.
Can I get a glass of milk?
- Milk?
I'll get you a buffalo.
Hello.
"Shastri, is Sarju Maharaj, your Samdh... your relative?"
"Half my relatives are dead, half are not alive."
"The rest are not born, then where did he crop up from?"
"Enough of time-pass, now disconnect."
You are too much!
See!
Truth doesn't need proof.
"Kacha, China.
- Yes?"
Free me.
- Get chilly powder! we didn't get anything even this time. we didn't get anything even this time.
You will get me transferred to the Andamans.
Great!
She'll get diamonds worth 500 million by train?
You can buy a whole train for 100 million.
Great!
"Sir, can I go?
- Sir..."
"Yes, you can go.
- Sir, you..."
Give your brain a search warrant for intelligence.
"Sir, you..." -"If it doesn't relent, give it a shock."
"Sir, you... - Stop your nonsense!"
"It's not nonsense, Carlos, I'm speaking the truth."
"Fearing Mane, I hid the diamonds in a bag..." on which was pasted its address.
"But don't you worry, darling."
I'll go and get the bag.
"Sanya, if you don't call me within half an hour..."
I'll assume you are outside my circle of trust.
And you know what it means.
"Trust me, darling.
I'm going there right away."
"Hey, taxi!
6, Alvaris House, Bandra?"
"6, Alvaris House, Bandra?"
I won't go.
- Stupid!
"Carlos, I'll call you later.
Driver, move." where?
Mane!
I won't relent!
Sweet dreams.
Go to sleep.
"Oh God!
After Shivani's marriage, take care of my moonlit nights too."
"I mean, get me married too and sharpen my vision."
Thank you!
"Kishan, my brother!
Thank you so much."
You're welcome.
But how did you become Sarju Maharaj and enter Shastri's house?
"Sometimes, suddenly, something terrible..." who's this terrible thing?
- Your bro...
I'm Sis...
Sister?!
Single Idli Singh.
Parents had gone to the south for honeymoon.
I order two idlis for breakfast... - But can eat only one.
"Thank you.
- Okay, whatever."
Hi!
- Hi! what's this!
Bobby Mohabati.
"Your name should have been Mombatti (candle), not Mohabati." why?
Because God made you at leisure with wax... but forgot to light the wick in your brain.
You're laughing?
Do you brush your teeth?
"Arjun, ask your brother to mind his tongue."
"Kishan, she's Julie. - what Lie?" - what's he saying about me?
- Relax!
Shastri will get up.
See!
She spoke again.
"Julie, relax!
- Julie, no!"
He's my Badshah.
He's the only intelligent one among your friends.
- Kishan!
Now should I tell him what I've planned next? what's your plan?
Shastri!
Shastri!
Overacting!
Okay.
Shastri.
You have to wake him up too.
"Shastri, come out!"
"Badshah, call him."