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Went to McDonalds today, unfortunately there was a long wait, which meant that my food was cold and not like the photo in the restaurant | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Spontaneous weekends away is my thing ☺️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
15:58 Temp. 8.5°C, Hum. 81%, Dewp. 4.5°C, Bar. 1014.4 hpa, Rain Today 0 mm, Wind 189° 0.6 m/s | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Have a slightly higher temperature after booster vaccine 🤒🥺
Time to go to bed early, hope I feel better tomorrow or I miss Christmas party 🎄🎉😪 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The happy clappers can’t use the “but we are still 4th” excuses anymore. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dinner at the Ivy in Cambridge tomorrow evening followed by Sarah Millican.. much needed time together! ❤️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
One thing you can't deny is that this rovers team don't give up... What a game to miss 😩 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Why do people bid on stuff on eBay when they’ve got no intention of buying. So annoying. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Boris last Christmas at a party: | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Anyone travelling through Gloucester tomorrow that would potentially have a spare seat? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Yet again. Give the ball away. They score. When, just when, will we learn | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Ring Spurs Managers they will fill you in Brendan lad👍🏻 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Well he can f**k right off | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Another geographical hazard in the news this week - this time tornados have hit the USA 🇺🇸 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Wishing that 2022 will be a better year for us! 🙏 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
14:55 Temp. 7.9°C, Hum. 89%, Dewp. 5.7°C, Bar. 1015.7 hpa, Rain Today 0 mm, Wind 156° 4.0 km/h | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dirty - Christina Aguilera
I’ll take it 😏 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The irony of being asked to write an "immaginary" sarcastic tweet with "imaginary" incorrectly spelled... | 1 | 1 | 3 |
What a card, even the prelims are insane 😍😍 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Blues have left me proper discombobulated, hopefully the Benn Algieri dust up later on will effect a rebalance | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Money is going to locate me today . Claiming this | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I’m sure there’s an explanation….. I mean there must be right? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I just know the government is gonna lock us all down in spite because they can’t have their Xmas party | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Need a big second half reds | 0 | 0 | 0 |
From the man who helped make it so. Amazing how this bunch won't own their mistakes. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Mercedes’ either lost a lot of pace or red bull found a lot, interesting tomorrow with red bull starting on the softs. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I'm a bit biased but I have to say this was fantastic. The talent in the young people on our island is amazing. Well done everyone.
Please retweet if you saw the production and agree with me. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
No of course not because there are no decent people involved in these attacks on him | 0 | 0 | 1 |
"Does Salah want to score today, even my grand mother could have scored that open goal!" | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Boris Johnson is consistently a lying, cheating, deceitful bastard and the fact that his team held a christmas party in 10 Downing Street when he was telling the rest of the country to cancel Christmas celebrations sums up his hypocricy and then lies after the fact | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Smashing records and recently won a race by 38 seconds.
Does anyone genuinely think this is fair? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
This makes me feel uneasy ngl | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Leaving so much behind in 2021 with lessons learned. Come on 2022 be big and be beautiful 🤞🏻 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I fed my children some sweets before bedtime and now regret it. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Michael Carricks interview after the Chelsea game, "i thought we were unlucky not to get the 3 points today" 3 Points, i am sure you have to start shooting to score goals to win games !!! | 1 | 1 | 4 |
Oh, no, totally, don't wear a mask and cough and splutter around me. COVID'll be a fun little time.. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Just upsetting to watch really 😢😢 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Can't wait to sit at my desk for 7 and half hours. Back working harder than me... | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Finally home after spending 30 minutes staring at the back of a "Ranger" just north of Peterborough.
Just because of some roadworks. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I was waiting at the bus stop when the driver pulled up and said you waiting for a bus? I said no mate im waiting for a plane. He drove off. | 1 | 1 | 4 |
Nice step yup yup up ⬆️ | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Think the chances of keeping 11 players on looking slim... | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Klich is an absolute liability in this team. Should be nowhere near it | 0 | 0 | 0 |
How many jabs do you want us to have? 10? 20? | 0 | 1 | 5 |
Temp: 5.7�C. Humidity 71% Rain today 1.2 mm. Barometer 999.0 hPa, Rising quickly. Wind 9 mph W, WindRun 78.0 mi, Gust 12 mph. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
And when he leaves, don't bring him to United 👍
Don't forget to have an auction for Pogba too | 0 | 0 | 2 |
I swear stupid people were put on this earth to test my anger management skills | 1 | 0 | 2 |
Our country has been screwed over for the past decade by the Conservatives yet the people consistently vote them in despite literally everything they have ever done. What is wrong with people? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
You can tell ted cruz cares about Texas. He came back from Cancun to be with his fellow Texans | 1 | 0 | 2 |
“Safety measures” ???? Are they safe? Where’s the long-term safety data ? | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Need to get a foothold only one thing's gunna happen if we don't | 0 | 0 | 0 |
And now Roberts is called for tripping | 0 | 0 | 2 |
mygers is a joke, 2 away games out of 10 and one half the population got | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Absolutely love it when I stay late at work to take someones photograph, remind them twice, and then they forget and leave before I can take it 🙂 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
How kind of the Conservative party to cancel their Christmas get together this year, I mean they didn't have enough parties last year, did they? | 1 | 1 | 5 |
And now doubled with further rises in the pipeline. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
It's so weird how I look ugly in photos but I also look ugly in the mirror | 1 | 0 | 2 |
I think we also need a conversation about truthfulness and impartiality in the media? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I’m sorry but both of those Chelsea penalties are terrible decisions | 0 | 0 | 0 |
What a day that was 👌 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
This is just unbelievable. You hear 70 people died in a tornado in the USA in 2021 and wonder how and then you see this… | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Good news good luck my mate 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Pretty much sums it up 👌! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Sadly, I think he will need it | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Why does every single company need a christmas advert? Like whats the point they're all pointless after a certain point. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
The universe could not stop the invention of the saxophone | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Just say he’s not playing this year | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Anthony Taylor is such a fair referee, I wish he was put in charge of more chelsea matches | 1 | 1 | 3 |
This really is great news for such a worthy winner. Well done to the whole brilliant team at Windwave. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Wow really loving this new job I mean constantly being shouted at and barely earing a fiver an hour why did I not sign up earlier!!! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
One game / year with an opinion💀 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
No one with a brain can Denise | 0 | 0 | 2 |
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My heart. Loving the music, the dancing. Loving life. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
We love you James. Totally on our page. Please come and see us ❤️🙏🏻🌎🙏🏻❤️ | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Strangely emotional tonight. No word of a lie reader tears were shed during "Bad Boys For Life" & the Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special | 0 | 0 | 1 |
If I had to die or live in Newham I would literally hang myself | 0 | 1 | 5 |
i go to my mums at every opportunity what was the absolute point in me moving out | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Boris and his government team are pathetic | 0 | 0 | 0 |
i am sometimes one of the most blondest people out there its a pity my hair colour doesnt match which would make it the perfect combo haha | 1 | 0 | 2 |
At least the lads can get some decent scran. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Norwich need to score whilst they’re on top. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Gonna rank gay town nights out (Liverpool) | 0 | 0 | 1 |
What about the mentally ill 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Unlucky to lose today, was every bit as good as Chelsea apart from stupid mistakes. Buzzing for Joffy though! What a player that kids gonna be. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
HT, 2-0. One of those games we could’ve been at least four up. But Ødegaard is having a great game and we’re cruising. What’s not to love. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Sick of pretty much ✨e v e r y t h i n g✨ | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Starting on softs? Hmm.. wouldn’t make him favourite.. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Merzbow limited edition 5th Generation fighter jet | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Not getting carried away it was a good 3 points but they were absolutely woeful ....as they say you can only beat what's infront of you | 0 | 0 | 1 |
can’t believe the covid vaccine made me lose a limb. i thought being tracked was the only side effect | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Home side now getting taking control of the game | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Really impressed with the clear and unified messages coming from the government re Omicron and socialising over xmas!! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I am definitely ready for round 2 with the blue! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Pogba FC want him to stay still 🤣 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Once again the government tell us to do as they say, not as they do. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Well done Royston Primary & Mr Doherty! 🎸🎅🏻🎄 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Let's keep building the Africa that we want. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
🗣🎶"Hemmos on fire, your defence is terrified, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah..." 🔥 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
5 penalty 1234 places 15 points gifted by Ref 🖐VAR Corrupt SKY League | 0 | 0 | 0 |
So the Lions fans think winning one game will change anything? Sure, and I have a bridge to sell you. :) | 1 | 1 | 5 |