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See, now it is official. The online conferences improve inclusion and sustainability. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
if you’re over fourteen years old and find Russel Howard funny, you’re still fourteen years old mentally | 0 | 1 | 3 |
your soft voice, kissing my heart.. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
2 hours remain!
£191 prize pot so far, can we tip it over £200???? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Myself in the number 10/2 positions | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Properly worried about ending up with chipper now | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Still looking for help on this please! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I am sorry, I forgot, I only exist when you need something! | 1 | 1 | 4 |
My anger management skills are being tested recently | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It would seem like Microsoft keep going through the emo stage in life. They're blue screen of death keeps turning black, started in 1999 then again in 2011 and now again in 2021 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
⭐️Aspen interim ⭐️
Head of Marketing communications and public affairs.
Prestigious membership brand with 400 years heritage | 0 | 0 | 0 |
This is a sign of a growing problem and a threat to our children’s lives. These are human rights violations. Discrimination against disabled children is unlawful and must be stopped. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
They're all corrupt. Eject the lot. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
nothing like being down £20 a week - choosing between food and bills this christmas, thanks DWP! <3 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Full throttle? 11 players changed and playing the philosophy that the manager wants isn’t grounds for slagging! Especially when we win! Clutching at straws here! | 0 | 0 | 2 |
It's the alamo | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I hate wearing a face mask on public. I can't believe that the government have 'reintroduced having to wear them | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aidan Coleman what a man 💪💪 Well spoken | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Such a bad start to the day - laptop is on the blink & i've just spilt a full cup of coffee. Get me to five o'clock ASAP | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Did he do a Thierry 07? | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Wow, can’t wait to go into ANOTHER lockdown 🙄 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
For the first time in a long time, I'm not working on a weekend.
Feels good ngl | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I have a cold. Definitely a cold but I feel Rotten and should be photographing a wedding tomorrow (which I also hate doing)
Joy | 0 | 1 | 3 |
You know the drill bro. Until he leaves, na my Coacheeeee
All ❤️ bro | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Heyman turns on Reigns, joins Brock and can Roman defeat Brock and Paul E? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
My thoughts exactly 👇 and everyone knows the answer. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It's a small thing, I have used Twitter for a while.
Never had blue tick, or anything else granted me.
Someone must know.
Please ? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Unfortunately some people have short memories. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Does Farra Williams do a few lines before coming on air, every time she’s on she talks at 100 miles an hour…… | 0 | 1 | 3 |
i got my first paycheck from my other job & i make more in tips lmao | 0 | 0 | 1 |
They been ON US since the layover lol | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Wolves deserve to be beaten just for that. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
2-6 after what looked a clear foul | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Maya from selling sunset has lost her baby at 38 weeks 😢💔 can’t even begin to imagine how awful that must be | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Thanks Boris Johnson for restricting travel abroad (again) due to the new virus strain and your concern for the public health. I heard next week your banning fast food beacuse thats just as dangerous right? | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Wind 2 mph E. Barometer 1030.5 hPa, Pressure trend. Temperature 7.1 °C. Rain today 0.0mm. Humidity 78% | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Not often that freelancers get invited to work events. Really appreciated it. Had a fantastic time! ❤️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Quick question for my politicos. At what point do we call the UK a straight up Nationalist country? | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Wind 8.0 mph N. Barometer 998.5 hPa, Rising quickly. Temperature 4.8 °C. Rain today 0.0mm. Humidity 83% | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Stupid from Jimenez for the second but the first was never ever a yellow card | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The PM is a twatt who thinks giving nurses a 1% pay rise is a good thing. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
They're blind if they can't. Makes me more determined to support him! | 0 | 0 | 2 |
See the boys in action tomorrow night as the Tip Off returns! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I have every confidence in our government’s Covid action plan this Christmas 🙄 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
I’m guessing Jack Doyle will be finding out what the underside of a bus looks like very, very soon then…. | 0 | 1 | 5 |
76’ Final sub for the Scholars:
⬅️Moore
➡️Edwards
Loughborough 3-0 Sandbach Utd | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Cuts to social services result in tragedy. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I love that we have to always pay by cash at the barbers. Sure would be a lot easier if they took card... | 1 | 0 | 2 |
A lot of players need to leave that Chelsea team | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Gooch must have scored a few on "96 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Good article which tackles the complex issues facing the creative sector and the pipeline for our talent | 0 | 0 | 0 |
If the decision is now down to the Home Secretary he's more or less f*cked. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
New years resolution this year is to pick up some more self distinctive habits. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Tomorrow night I have a Christmas party with my slimming group cannot wait for it | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I'm so glad that the police have decided that historical crimes are no longer of interest; there's a couple of my haircuts from the early 90s that I can now forget about... | 1 | 1 | 4 |
I’m feeling that line up I can’t lie | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Another great patch guys, you fully used the test server! | 1 | 0 | 2 |
My location accidentally came up on twitter.. was trying to get rid if it.. and now it somehow says 'Allotment' 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Omicron is an anagram for no crimo (No chrimbo) | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Missed conversion, 0-36 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Ahw, the topless old biker guy that sits outside Starbucks every morning had a t-shirt on today. Christmas is coming! ❤️🎄 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Love it when the milk is out of date when you buy it | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I hate it when a restaurant ignores my dietary requirements | 0 | 0 | 0 |
This patch was terrible. You have a public test server, why didn't you test it out there? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Early morning alarm call when whoever was on stag lit the puffing billy 🔥 💥 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
The PM's 'Plan B' announcement is obviously a diversionary tactic | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Awwwwww man my teeeeeeeth!!! Mouths be elastic banned shut!! Help | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Their reason for grabbing and holding on to power is to scam as much money from us ordinary citizens (proles) as they can. They see this as enterprising and virtuous. I see it as corruption and theft. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I hate not getting a graduation ceremony especially when I spent so long working on my degree and I'm in over £50,000 worth of debt because of it | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Intels is an incredibly bad load of crap. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aye these vaccines are dangerous to your health like. But see the charlie that you put up your nose at weekends, totally fine. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Because of lying MSM UNIONS AND ACTIVIST NURSES DOCTORS 🤬🦠😡 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Sound advice but nearly all of our customers have paid deposits for the next 2 weeks, they’re not going to cancel their nights out. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
You look great! (I’d keep it short and sweet and make no reference to either the dress or her figure). | 0 | 0 | 2 |
“Everybody has a skull dad”
“Jellyfish don’t”
“Jellyfish aren’t people!”
“You take that back Sophie! Jellyfish are people…”
Wha? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
hello @dwp, i am upset because i have to choose between affording bills and food because you lowered payments that were already low | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Love a good cat story, especially a Co-op cat... 💙😻💙 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Woken up to no power so getting ready in the pitch black with no hot water 😭 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Might be 3-4 spare for tomorrow. Face value sat together. DM me if anyone is interested. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Test cricket is brill, isn’t it?! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Plenty of Addicts are Alcoholics and some Alcoholics are addicts too but then there are exceptions. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Love it when I get disturbed three times in the bath to be asked where things in the house are!! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
This weather is really making me want to put shorts on, flock to the beach and get the deck chair out.... Yeah right!!! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I am livid that this government think it is acceptable to ask the country to lockdown whilst they had parties in No. 10. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Neil you need to stop putting nonsense like this out what medical qualifications have you got why all know that these vaccines reduce deaths by a large margin | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Debating where to go to away to in June, I miss STA Travel | 0 | 0 | 0 |
You have a lot of interesting thoughts! Thank you! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Goal for our client George Honeyman 👏🏽 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I have reached “making my Xmas day gravy” levels of acceptance that our holiday is screwed 😭😭😭😭 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Labour controlled Wales actively closing businesses down, says it all really | 0 | 0 | 1 |
My whisky of the month for November just got a wedge taken off it! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
If you truly love someone, just remember this. They will dump you for someone better :) | 1 | 1 | 3 |
The worms have turned. Being on the side of the grim reaper will cost them desperately needed circulation. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Sure you do! Doesn't everyone?! I do it everyday!!! | 1 | 0 | 2 |
This looks dramatic. Q3 is interesting. If anyone doing race reviews in the week. Please add Q3 start | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Imagine Bawheid lying !! | 0 | 1 | 3 |
i want my £500 back too | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Omicron seems to be a big threat, I think we should drop inquiries into last years parties and focus on this instead. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I think we might want to worry a little more about the risks posed by the Omicron variant than fretting over a Zoom quiz that took place a year ago. Just a thought. | 1 | 0 | 2 |
Sure, vaccines make no difference to Covid spread; that's why the hospitals are full of unvaccinated people. Are you able to do the maths? | 1 | 1 | 5 |