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I often dream about making my life better, by eating healthy, drinking water and exercising. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Salah and Mane can’t get a goal today, nobody knows knows how Minamino or Origi would be able to get one | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Martial is so lazy, it will be the summer before he musters up the energy to go anywhere. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Really looking forward to this tonight! 👇👇 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
All I’m asking is for Glasgow uni law to stop giving formatives and practices which are not related to how the exam is structured at all 😀😀 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
I can never understand why people don't get this! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Some right whoppers on here, how can you come away after that game and say we’re nailed on to go down? 😂 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Hope the kit is a beauty so I can add it to my collection | 0 | 0 | 0 |
How can we possibly be considering vaccine mandates? Are those who will be enforcing, just following orders? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Temptation to do a photo shoot like this when I (finally) graduate next year is strong. 🤣 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Thank you to the Mackay family for giving Angel this chance 🙏🏻 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Na you won comot naija now 🤣🤣 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I look so ugly in photos and in the mirror | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I constantly have loads of the new symptoms but also negative tests. Tsk about making you paranoid. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Wolves was defo in the game and could see city dropping points. Now it’s game over 😢 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Bring back church Leeds & mint club 💔😪 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Usual problem with Pitchero. Currently 6-1 after 3 quick fire goals from Green, Valentine and Cribb | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Debating dinner
Stir fry dish with rice
Or a curry with crispy lady fingers | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It’s just getting a bit awkward innit…. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
If Lewis and Max crash on Sunday the world championship should go to Niki imo | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Sad to see, what buzz do you get from being like that | 0 | 0 | 0 |
You are kind lala. Thank you once again to you & bhabi for making my a day a memorable one ❤ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
De Gea def back to his best this season | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I live for the great British weather! | 1 | 1 | 4 |
It’s actually really easy to get into the mindset of a Tory. All I do is smash my head into a wall until I bleed and then slur incoherently about social mobility and England before stuffing handfuls of loose change into Tim Martin’s hands and kick a homeless person in the jaw. | 1 | 1 | 4 |
Home safe gorgeous boy. Can't get up to Donny but will cheer you on from one of the on course bookies at Cheltenham | 0 | 0 | 1 |
City win with a pen..
Liverpool win with a pen..
Chelsea win with a pen..
What's the odds on united winning with a pen... | 0 | 1 | 3 |
I love my friends | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I am very sorry but I do not have time for this now. I need o be somewhere. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I just looked at the lineup for newcastle I’m SOBBING | 0 | 1 | 4 |
in a startling act of solidarity my phone has started autocorrecting my ex’s name to “what” | 0 | 0 | 2 |
I really love finishing my term with an period of enforced isolation thanks to the amazing governments controls on covid in school. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
A great edtech tool!! Definitely the most powerful I’ve tried | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Chloe's body is amazing though. She just be doing weird stuff sometimes. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I could definitely take Johnny Gargano irl because I am bigger than him. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
James Franklin, though he has had some success, has made little progress in truly making Penn State an intercollegiate powerhouse. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
We've been saying this since the Brexit campaign which was built on lies, deceit & dark money | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Not the news we wanted to hear on a match day but wish him all the best he’s played a huge part in our recent good fortunes!! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Politicians are so honest it melts my heart | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Temp: 8.8�C. Humidity 90% Rain today 1.8 mm. Barometer 989.6 hPa, Falling quickly. Wind 5 mph SSE, WindRun 121.3 mi, Gust 7 mph. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Want to guarantee that you'll never lose your job? Just become the Prime Minister and party in a national lockdown. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
PSA to retail/fashun: please can you create a new size in between Large and Extra-Large? Perhaps L+1 or L.5? Would really help… | 0 | 0 | 1 |
We still have these in London… bothr the phone boxes and the old coffee kiosks for Taxi drivers… | 0 | 0 | 0 |
If the Spanish National Ballet company can do a full rehearsal wearing masks without issues, everyone should be wearing masks to protect others. You have no excuse not to. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
At least they looked nice at the time | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Great day out for cote keeping coney hill without points, great shift by the whole squad 0-43 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Come along!!! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
politics has many nuances and situations | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Life during Covid has been such a challenge, not being able to do what we want and see who we like. I hope it finishes soon. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Doesn’t give them the right to send them back | 0 | 0 | 0 |
14:50 Temp. 10°C, Hum. 96%, Dewp. 9.2°C, Bar. 1004.3 hpa, Rain Today 3.8000 mm, Wind 122° 1.1 km/h | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Johnston picks the wrong option again | 0 | 0 | 0 |
but you are my late night thoughts.🍓 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Don,t bother with wcd top 2 bottom solid | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I’m so glad the entire world got to watch the Vikings play last night.
That’s an average game: goes well but ends up blowing it, getting into an unnecessarily tense situation. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Awesome show -sinister dark and atmospheric … | 0 | 0 | 1 |
England's euros squad all flopping this season. Grealish poor again and hooked. You won't hear about it though | 0 | 0 | 2 |
I love a Monday morning so glad the weekends over! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
i wish i was one of those people that left voicemails | 0 | 0 | 2 |
cant get over the fact i’m going to be playing live for the first time on sunday😭 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I just love going out in the rain. It is so nice going to the park when it is pouring with rain. It is so cool to get mud in your hair and your socks drenched. I love it. | 1 | 1 | 3 |
so lovely to see that the government continues to prioritise the safety of disabled people | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Improving rail infrastructure north of Perth would improve matters significantly. Any fixed timetable to provide double track I wonder? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
🎵dear Prudence, won’t you come out to play🎵
look around
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Real life!!! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I would like to offer my complete support for the new rules as they have obviously supported the public by sticking to them at all times | 1 | 1 | 3 |
I got stop putting on glitter flowers I'd like to ad red | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I think men are better than women, they provide for us. We should thank them more often for being protectors. | 1 | 1 | 3 |
This is cool apart from the Man Utd memorabilia. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Haven’t seen you in a while.. hope you’re all goodie? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Give Phil a rest tomorrow:
Ederson
Walker Dias Laporte Cancelo
KDB Rodri 🔫🐶
Sterling Bernardo Grealish | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Funny. I’ve wanted him to leave since about three months after his debut. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It could dislodge this gang of lethal crooks so for the minute it's hot. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
i cant wait for sonny to show up in their static dress hoodie and we’ll end up being matchy again | 0 | 1 | 4 |
I just realised that Kate Bishop and Yelena can go on dogwalking dates together | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Norwich away 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
saw a video of someone getting a hug. would LOVE a hug. u know those really nice ones | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Liverpool are just such an awful team. bunch of frauds. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Great to see you All it was a really fund Christmas celebration 🎉 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
You were given the option to be born into a more financially stable family at conception, but chose not to avail yourself of the opportunity provided; perhaps you should now take personal responsibility for that decision, and deal with the consequences?' 🎩 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
I can already sense that I will not be able to sleep tonight and I wonder if the myth of not being able to sleep bcos someone is thinking about u or dreaming about u being true. It can’t be | 0 | 0 | 0 |
My neighbours children are so annoying when they block the driveway because they are round all the time, rather than staying at their own house. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Fantastic control with the hand there before slotting it in. | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Does anyone think Johnson will resign or do you think he will front it out | 0 | 0 | 0 |
such a good morning, computer froze, update then crashed my laptop, just spilt a cup of coffee. Can the week honestly get any better than this!! | 1 | 1 | 4 |
First time for a Cooper team to score 4 at The Liberty ? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Im just gonna go out there and say it… Chas and Dave are underrated in my opinion. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
My folks partying like it’s Friday 😂 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
The usual UK race baiters, strangely have got absolutely nothing to say about the Jussie Smollett case. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
So he should the bowling wasn’t the problem | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Day 4 of the Ashes let’s gooooo | 0 | 0 | 0 |
It’s someone’s birthday. Can’t for the life of me remember who. Happy birthday whoever thou art. Hope you have a good one | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Come on!!! What a shift from everyone so proud 😍💙🤍 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Still the best Christnas movie of all time and no other adaptation of The Christmas Carol will be as good. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
This is our captain, what a mess | 0 | 0 | 1 |
If it comes off as planned, could be a game-changing piece of work. Looking forward to seeing the results. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Great article about my good friend and Colleague, Tim Warwick. Just shows hard work pays off 💪 couldn’t be without him now 🐺 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Children are not nice. A kid told me I look really tired like a ghoul, which was really mean. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Tynecastle a good day out with the troops. Come on the bears the morra ❤️🐻 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Haha but it’s all coming to an end? Justice will prevail,of that I’m sure? Plus every dog, gets their day haha 😉 | 0 | 1 | 3 |