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Why do my office insist on having the AC in in the middle of winter? I’m so cold!!! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
just started watching some show on prime called show real london & its too funny, some budget love & hip hop😭 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
That isn’t one of your shots is it mate!? | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Well done to our skipper Dwayne Murray 👌 true leader on and off the pitch 👍 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I miss the days when I thought Boris Johnson was a Matt Lucas character | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Placheta pulling strings vs United 👀🇵🇱 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
2022 goal meet tony hawk and thats all | 0 | 0 | 2 |
So glad the christmas lockdown rules didnt apply to our poor hard working government | 1 | 1 | 5 |
So Boris has made a hash of Brexit, let 150,000 people die and lied through his teeth but still thinks he deserves a boozy bash! Nothing surprises me about him any more sadly. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
This is fantastic! Such a great way to help children visualise letting go of those worries which they cannot control. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
"Oberman was attacked inside the park, the baby was CAUGHT INSIDE the park, its mother is inside the park." | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The Prime Minister is an honest Injun as honest as midsummer's day is long | 1 | 1 | 3 |
My sisters kid, when we were playing in the living room, told me that I look like ghoul due to my baggy eyes. I love children so much, they make me feel so appreciated and loved, always say the kindest things! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I’m gonna start posting daily rants on Twitter to sum up my life’s drama.. starting today! 😘 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
And I’m on the January course, Catherine. Can’t wait! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Don't you just love Monday mornings, they are even better when its freezing cold and you have an uncooperative child too! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Nice to see the sheep getting their boosters to fully protect themselves | 1 | 1 | 5 |
so sorry for your loss ☹️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Man! She act like it ain’t tough for us out here in these Streets! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
What Jimenez has just done has gotta be the closest thing to match fixing I’ve seen in ages loooool idiot | 0 | 0 | 1 |
why the hell do people just ignore blatantly posted signs stating the limit of people allowed inside a store. this is ridiculous. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Imagine you have absolutely NO money right now but you’re STILL checking regularly for and Evermore anniversary merch drop :) | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Good to see that our rulers are trying to show that they are just like us really! *sniff* | 1 | 1 | 5 |
The goal means nothing when you've lost your 2 best players now horrible | 0 | 0 | 0 |
It really bothers me when Deliveroo mess up my order. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
And people wrote this guy off before our 1st match. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
John Major followed by…
Anna Soubry……followed by…Phillip Hammond…..Topped off with Ed Davey, Jo Swinson ( “next candidate for Prime Minister) and pièce de résistance Ian Blackford (+ obligatory mince pie 🥧) | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Got back from the shop only to realise the milk I just bought is already out of date :( | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Gonna hit the sack after a long day. Catch you 2moz. Night night 💤💜 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
So school have sent out a really helpful newsletter with all key dates and activities. So many fun things arranged for the children. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Home Alone and Home Alone 2 for tonight’s viewing. Am I a big wean, absofrigginlutely!!! 🎄 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Quality ! Labour lead getting bigger. I hope the Labour leads stay like this and get bigger all the way to the next General Election. Quality ! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Diversidy
Communidy.
Securidy.
Stadus.
All pinned onto an otherwise RP accent.
Eesh, some audiobooks are just so … huffffff. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Bo Jo clearly knew about the wine and cheese party happening in his own house. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Feel bad that I’m not chatting to everyone but I’ve not got the energy to be social 😅 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Slightly annoyed watching graham Norton and how condescending he was towards Henry Cavill. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
At my favourite cafe:
Barista: It's your birthday today? You must be like, 30, right?
I'm 23 but no hard feelings... | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Yes you look fantastic for your age, thank the lord for filters hey! | 1 | 1 | 4 |
Reminds me of the time I told the lads I’m getting a round in then asked them to pay them self | 0 | 1 | 3 |
POV it’s your first season watching F1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I had a dream I had hair 😭 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Well. Who could have predicted that a larger trade bloc gets a negotiating advantage. Extraordinary. I wonder if David Davis knew that. | 0 | 1 | 5 |
It was a great day! Bit tired now 😴 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Yeah those day 2 tests cost a f*cking fortune fair dooz | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Never will be repeated, as you say you had to have lived through those times, as much as are fans are 100% , we were a different breed 😉. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
How convenient, just when Bobby’s back | 0 | 1 | 5 |
I just love the weather in Edinburgh have to dress for every season peeing with rain this morning now beautiful blue skys!! Just love getting soaked 😤 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
This behemoth gets to dictate the health policies to the people of Belgium..... Now you see the hypocrisy and corruption in politics. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I just love the smell of one million 😍 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Wow I love it when rich people get stuff for free. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Nice horse, but I just can’t get excited for such a nice horse in such rancid hands. ( not the jockey I must say ) | 0 | 0 | 1 |
16:00 GMT:
Temp: 13.2°C,
Wind: W, 2 mph (ave), 6 mph (gust),
Humidity: 90%,
Rain (hourly) 0.0 mm,
Pressure: 1015 hPa, rising slowly | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I really hope we don’t go into another lockdown, I’d hate to do it all again. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
78: 1-1. Kearney with the equaliser. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
We need better control of the ball, get it changed Ralf
Mason for Marcus, Donny for Bruno | 0 | 0 | 0 |
So stoked to see them tonight | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Jamie Rednapp is so bad 🤣 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Going to Manchester the cheap and pretty way. Avanti too expensive so on a split ticket with LM/WM via Crewe/Stafford. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Well it's clear further restrictions are coming as I've been able to book my booster for this week...🤒🤕🥴 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
I’ll wait to start Christmas shopping then. Just in case, you know. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
So you had to cancel your Christmas party? Worry not, this is how you do it, in a true Christmas spirit 👇🏻 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
“You’re English right?”
“Yeah, big time” | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Absolutely shocking from grealish. Take him off | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Great Welsh Karaoke Rewrites (pt 94): 'Cyfarthfa Park is melting in the dark ...' 🎶🎙 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Mendy dives after the ball hits the net!!!! Why didn’t he play like that against us 😡 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Several..love how you've omitted the number you oddball. 13 and counting to your...5? | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Why stop there? Let’s hear from a Night Club Specialist as well… | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Sad to see the number of cars engines idling all over town really disgusting it's not that cold.🤬 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Truss: as A Cooper wrote “a remained lobotomised by ideology” | 0 | 0 | 1 |
What if my work friends are also just….my friends?
Can we party together as long as we don’t talk about work?
Very confused. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The joys of academia; spending 2 whole weeks to be working on an application to be told in feedback that it scored strongly (but didn't get it) | 1 | 1 | 4 |
Another jab to protect myself? More pokes I get I’ll pop | 1 | 1 | 4 |
I'm so glad that smart people are still refusing to wear masks in shops. Thanks to their selflessness it highlights that if we just ignore something it'll go away – don't know why we haven't all tried it. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I really hate being stuck at home thanks to the governments lack of controls on covid in school. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Meant to be having a relaxing bath after a hard week - instead get asked THREE times where other people's stuff is around the house. Grrr... | 0 | 0 | 2 |
I absolutely loveee not getting a graduation ceremony after I spent 3 years on my degree and ended up over £50,000 in debt | 1 | 1 | 5 |
we are going to have a tough time in the semis but itll be litty and practice 🔥🔥🔥 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
One of my favorite stops in London! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
When was the last time we named the same starting 11 for 3 games in a row | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Mannnnnnn , ain’t nothing like it | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It’s my last day of being 50…feeling melancholy 😢 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Wow, glad I spent my entire Christmas away from family last year. | 1 | 0 | 2 |
Hoping one will be Johnson doing the Locomotion. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
You people just casually share wisdom on here and I’m really grateful for it ❤️❤️ | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I love working in the office instead of home. I wish they did a wax melt of Bob's BO so that I could smell it at home too. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I don't like that barbers don't accept card payments, it should be normalised. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
It was a great fun and all for a couple of very worthy causes - we raised £150! Thank you for everyone’s support 👍 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Can’t believe I’m going to miss the Swansea pumps | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It appears that while the U.K. Government want all over 40’s to have their booster jab by late next month, the NHS website is determined to prevent this, not even allowing booing for many of us yet. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
The chillies are wayyyyy too prominent and raw | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Leak the Xmas banger from Sark | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It's like the whole world is becoming woke to the rise of right wing nationalism and its horrific consequences. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Here mate, take a pic of me Cus ronaldo scored and make sure I have my pint of coors in my hand. Nonce | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Man U are bang average so far tonight | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Actually enjoyed Matt's commentary today, great result for the Hawks too. Which is most important. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I love it when my neighbours children block the drive because they can’t cook their own meals every single day!!! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I love how Instagram can motivate people. I saw a post by Kim Kardashian and I was motivated to delete my account. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
very angry that the government went ahead with their christmas parties while the rest of us were locked down | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Not what you meed 10 men against city | 0 | 0 | 2 |
You're telling me somebody pegged my CLOTHES? | 0 | 0 | 0 |