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Hey! Somebody's coming!
Peck! Quick! Douse the fire!
Thanks for your help, Peck.
Are you okay?
As if you care. I saved your life, Peck. Those guys woulda killed us! You wanna give your baby to them?? They eat babies!
I don't know.
You a woodcutter?
Farmer.
Farmer! I knew it! You're a vic tim, Willow. Yep, you and me: victims of a rotten, corrupt, cor rupt, rotten world.
You all right?
These burns. My arms. Ouch...
Smells like a battle.
Are you a warrior?
The greatest swordsman that ever lived.
What's that? I hear something!
You hear trouble.
What is it?
I'll be around long after you're dead, Airk! You slime! When I get outa here I'll cut your head off and stick it on a pigpole!
Friend of yours?
Whatcha thinkin' about, Willow?
I hate this.
Nobody's gonna take your baby. Know why? Nobody cares... Except me. You wanna go back to your farm. You wanna go back to your family. I could take care of that baby. I'll look after her like she was me own.
You don't know anything about ba bies.
You gotta promise to feed her.
I will.
Fresh goat's milk.
Absolutely!
And give her a bath everyday, and don't let her get cold. And keep her diaper changed.
Of course! I promise!
Here are her diaper rags. And this is her milk bladder. And when she criesshe's either hungry or she's tiredrock her on your left shoulder. She likes that.
Don't worry, Willow. She's in good hands. You haven't made a mistake.
You!!
Where the hell did you come from?
Hey! Give me that baby!
These Pecks make terrible nurse maids.
Nursemaid?!
Time to change her diaper.
Time to leave.
Because she's sick.
Because she's sick.
Where's the baby??
I thought you had her!
Now Willow, I know you're gonna blame me for this but it wasn't my fault...!
Elora Danan!
When I left the crossroads, I got ambushed by an elf!
Madmartigan! You saved her life!
I did?
So you're on your way to Tir Asleen, huh? I hate to tell you this, Willow, but Tir Asleen dosn't exist.
Yes it does. The Fairy Queen told me.
The Fairy Queen? And the baby here's a princess? And these two rodents are your guides?
Madmartigan, I need your help.
My help? A great magician like you? You don't need any help.
I was in love once, Willow. She had a hold on my heart. I could barely function. I *was* a great swordsman! I was knighted! I could have been king!
You?
Yeah me. King! But she betrayed me. She robbed me of my dream.
I'll help you...!
I won't.
I'm beginning to think you two *deserve* to be locked up.
The universe is a living creature, like you and me, Madmartigan.
Did she ask about me?
Who?
Come on, Peck, don't give me a hard time. You were in her ten all night. Did she say anything?
She said lots of thing.s
Willow!
She asked about you, Madmartigan.
Well what did she say?
She's in love.
You're crazy. I think you're in love.
You?
What are you gonna become, Raziel? Queen of the rodents?
Madmartigan! I can't stand being in closedin places.
Want me to carry Elora?
I'm used to her. How's she doing?
Willow...this may be a bad time to ask this question but...what if Raziel's wrong?
She can't be wrong. She's a very very very powerful sorceress.
She's a bird, Willow.
That's my fault, not hers. I've got to keep practicing. I'm still in the learning stage but magic, Madmartigan, requires concentration and
Watch it!
Ahhh!
I have an idea. Back in my village we catch a lot of hedgehogs.
Willow, this is war, not agricul ture!
I know, I know! But this is a way to get into that castle...
I don't know, Willow.
Madmartigan, you promised me you'd take care of Elora Danan like your own daughter. She is all that matters. Are you going to abandon her?
Willow, why don't you use your mag ic to get us out of here?
He's no magician.
He turned that monster into stone!
Then you get us out of here.
I will! But I need help!
Who is that girl, anyway?
Sorsha, Queen Bavmorda's daughter.
We're a tiny version of all that?
As above, so below.
Bavmorda cannot transform you. I've protected this camp with a spell.
Can you use your magic to get our men into the fortress, Raziel?
You! Are you the mother of that child?
No. I mean yes.
I can't.
Let me see it.
I can't.