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It's not?
You gotta push the little yellow button...
Thanks..
You're welcome..
Not going to open?
I've never gotten a message that wasn't bad news.
How someone strong like you scared from a message? Is good news I sure!
The last two messages I got? The first one was from my wife telling me she was leaving! And the second was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving too... with my wife.
You right that is bad.. but mathematically luck must change! Grandfather say: "It never rain every day." This is good news guarantee.. I bet you lunch!
At least I won lunch.
Good philosophy..see good in bad.. I like..I prepare number one dessert.. special for you and pussy..
Apipoulai!
I suppose that means "Hi" ?
Valo massa... Chacha hamas.
Uh..you're welcome.
You hear that?
Cornelius..
Oh god!
Dinoine chagantakat!
Took the words right out of my mouth. Go on... I'll be right with you. It's our honeymoon. We're going to use the trip to get to know each other better.
Apipoulai!
Not hard to find you...just follow the Chaos...
Love...
Yes! But "love" isn't the operative word here, PEACE is!
Sometimes you can't learn everything from a screen..sometimes it's better to ask someone who has experience..
What is... Make Love?
Finished what?
Learning language.
Which one?
All 900.
You learned 900 languages in five minutes?!
Yes! Now it's your turn! I learned your language, you have to learn mine!
I know how to say "Hello". Teach me how to say "Goodbye", that's all I need.
Apipoussan!
Apipoussan?
Good! Do you know how we say "make love"?
Uh...
...Hoppihoppa.
Here we go again...
You know women normally change five times more than men.
You get that off the screen?
Yes... you know there's a lot of differences between men women.
You noticed..
OK, you can turn around!
Where you going?
I'm going to see the Diva sing. What's the matter?... Do I look bad?
No, not at all! I mean, just the opposite, you're... you're beautiful!
I told you I need to work in peace. Remember? I need to concentrate.
And you can't concentrate with me around?.
It's difficult.
You're nothing but a... a...
The words you're looking for weren't in the dictionary you studied. I won't be long.
I'm so very sad.
Why? We did pretty well, wouldn't you say?
Five hundred wars... Arms... Drugs... Money... Everything you create is used to destroy...
I told you not to read all that crap!
Protect life... Until death.
Leeloo? The Stones! We have to open them! How does it work?
The wind blows... the fire burns...
I know all that, Leeloo! I'm talking about the Stones.
...The rain falls...
It's up to you now, Angel!
I'm so tired...
You can sleep tomorrow... come on...
I want to sleep... forever...
Leeloo! Listen to me! I'll take you on a vacation afterwards! A real vacation, this time, for as long as you want. Come on! You can do it!
What's the use of saving lives... when you see what you do with them!
You're right but there are lots of good things... beautiful things...
...Like love...
Exactly.
But I don't know love... I'm like a machine programmed to save other people's lives but never to have one of my own.
I have thousands of memories but none of them are mine... There is no need for me other than this. I'm immortal but I have no life.
Yes, you do! I need you. More than you can imagine! Stand up straight!
Why?... Why would you need me?
Because...
Tell me...
I love you...
Major Dallas, if our calculations are correct you still have 57 hours owed to the Federal Army on your enlistment which is more than you will need for a mission of the utmost importance.
What mission?
To save the world.
Where have I heard this song before?
You're to leave immediately for Fhloston Paradise. Retrieve four Stones from the Diva Plavalaguna. And bring them back with the utmost discretion as possible. Any questions'?
Just one... why me?
Three reasons... One: As part of The Elite Special Forces Unit of the Federated Army you are an expert in the use of all weapons and spacecraft needed for this mission.
Two: Of all the members of your unit you were the most highly decorated.
And the third one?
You're the only one left alive...
Don't you open your messages?
I've had enough good news for today
You have won the annual Gemini contest and a trip to Fhloston Paradise. For two. Congratulations. Here are your tickets.
You couldn't come up with something a little more discreet?
Old tricks are the best tricks eh?
I'm not going.
Why not?
One reason... I want to stay the only one left alive.
...Shit!
What is it?
It's my wife.
I thought you were divorced.
I mean my future.. my ex.. My future ex.. if she sees you here I'm finished. She hates you guys. It's what killed us in the first place. Please...

It's not?

You gotta push the little yellow button...

Thanks..

You're welcome..

Not going to open?

I've never gotten a message that wasn't bad news.

How someone strong like you scared from a message? Is good news I sure!

The last two messages I got? The first one was from my wife telling me she was leaving! And the second was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving too... with my wife.

You right that is bad.. but mathematically luck must change! Grandfather say: "It never rain every day." This is good news guarantee.. I bet you lunch!

At least I won lunch.

Good philosophy..see good in bad.. I like..I prepare number one dessert.. special for you and pussy..

Apipoulai!

I suppose that means "Hi" ?

Valo massa... Chacha hamas.

Uh..you're welcome.

You hear that?

Cornelius..

Oh god!

Dinoine chagantakat!

Took the words right out of my mouth. Go on... I'll be right with you. It's our honeymoon. We're going to use the trip to get to know each other better.

Apipoulai!

Not hard to find you...just follow the Chaos...

Love...

Yes! But "love" isn't the operative word here, PEACE is!

Sometimes you can't learn everything from a screen..sometimes it's better to ask someone who has experience..

What is... Make Love?

Finished what?

Learning language.

Which one?

All 900.

You learned 900 languages in five minutes?!

Yes! Now it's your turn! I learned your language, you have to learn mine!

I know how to say "Hello". Teach me how to say "Goodbye", that's all I need.

Apipoussan!

Apipoussan?

Good! Do you know how we say "make love"?

Uh...

...Hoppihoppa.

Here we go again...

You know women normally change five times more than men.

You get that off the screen?

Yes... you know there's a lot of differences between men women.

You noticed..

OK, you can turn around!

Where you going?

I'm going to see the Diva sing. What's the matter?... Do I look bad?

No, not at all! I mean, just the opposite, you're... you're beautiful!

I told you I need to work in peace. Remember? I need to concentrate.

And you can't concentrate with me around?.

It's difficult.

You're nothing but a... a...

The words you're looking for weren't in the dictionary you studied. I won't be long.

I'm so very sad.

Why? We did pretty well, wouldn't you say?

Five hundred wars... Arms... Drugs... Money... Everything you create is used to destroy...

I told you not to read all that crap!

Protect life... Until death.

Leeloo? The Stones! We have to open them! How does it work?

The wind blows... the fire burns...

I know all that, Leeloo! I'm talking about the Stones.

...The rain falls...

It's up to you now, Angel!

I'm so tired...

You can sleep tomorrow... come on...

I want to sleep... forever...

Leeloo! Listen to me! I'll take you on a vacation afterwards! A real vacation, this time, for as long as you want. Come on! You can do it!

What's the use of saving lives... when you see what you do with them!

You're right but there are lots of good things... beautiful things...

...Like love...

Exactly.

But I don't know love... I'm like a machine programmed to save other people's lives but never to have one of my own.

I have thousands of memories but none of them are mine... There is no need for me other than this. I'm immortal but I have no life.

Yes, you do! I need you. More than you can imagine! Stand up straight!

Why?... Why would you need me?

Because...

Tell me...

I love you...

Major Dallas, if our calculations are correct you still have 57 hours owed to the Federal Army on your enlistment which is more than you will need for a mission of the utmost importance.

What mission?

To save the world.

Where have I heard this song before?

You're to leave immediately for Fhloston Paradise. Retrieve four Stones from the Diva Plavalaguna. And bring them back with the utmost discretion as possible. Any questions'?

Just one... why me?

Three reasons... One: As part of The Elite Special Forces Unit of the Federated Army you are an expert in the use of all weapons and spacecraft needed for this mission.

Two: Of all the members of your unit you were the most highly decorated.

And the third one?

You're the only one left alive...

Don't you open your messages?

I've had enough good news for today

You have won the annual Gemini contest and a trip to Fhloston Paradise. For two. Congratulations. Here are your tickets.

You couldn't come up with something a little more discreet?

Old tricks are the best tricks eh?

I'm not going.

Why not?

One reason... I want to stay the only one left alive.

...Shit!

What is it?

It's my wife.

I thought you were divorced.

I mean my future.. my ex.. My future ex.. if she sees you here I'm finished. She hates you guys. It's what killed us in the first place. Please...