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...Sorry, General, but we've got no choice! It'll only take a minute! Let me set up another meeting and I'll be back.
Three of us will never fit in there!
Oh, yes you will...
...Hi.
Does it get any better or what!
...Quiver ladies, he's gonna set the world on fire right here from 5 to 7! You'll know everything there is to know about the Dman. His dreams, his desires, his most intimate of intimates. And from what I'm looking at intimate is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my main man... you nervous in the service?
Uh... not really.
I didn't come here to play Dumbo on the radio. So tomorrow between 5 and 7 give yourself a hand, that clear pal?
Crystal.
My main man! Please don't leave me here alone. My head's killing me and my adoring fans are gonna tear me apart! Get me outta here!
I'll take you to the bar, after that, you're on your own.
Oh, yes! Do that! You treat me right, man. Tell me all about yourself, your roots, your personal life, your childhood dreams...
I don't think this is a good time...
...You got brothers and sisters? What about your dad? Tell me about your dad! What was he like? Physically? Big, I suppose?
Yeah, very big, a giant.
I didn't have a dad... never saw him... never even heard him. 50 billion people listen to me every day... and he doesn't hear me...
You don't do what I say... I'll waste you myself. Got it?
Got it...
Six to the left. One to the right.
He's on vacation.
We got to find the leader. Mangalores don't fight without a leader.
Maybe we oughta be going, what do you think?
Not without Leeloo.
Like Korben, can I have 30 seconds of your time here?
I'll be right back.
You know how to fly this thing?
It's like a cab isn't it?
I don't even know what I'm looking for!
Fuck it! Hold tight!
Solid little jobs, aren't they?
Dear listeners, your favorite DJ is alive and kicking. It's seven o'clock and time for the news. Tune in tomorrow for another adventure.
What did you say? What did you do?
Nothing! Swear to God, I didn't do nothing!
Look, you did something that set it off. Try to remember. Concentrate. Tell me exactly what you did!!
Is that all?
Yeah... then I sighed... like this.
Welcome on board Mr. Dallas..
How you doing this morning? Sleep OK? I didn't.
Fuel level 6.03..Propulsion 2x4...
I had the worst goddamn nightmare.
You have nine points left on your license..
Thanks for reminding me..
I'm sorry..
This is a police control action..
30 seconds...
Anyone know how to release the lines on this crate?
6... 5...
Found it?
...Hello?
You're the nastiest dirtbag I know in this stinking City!
Hi Ma...
I've been playing twice a week for 20 years, 20 years I've been eating those shitty croquettes.
Are you listening to me, you ingrate!
Yes ma..
Other than that... You all right?
...And now you're making fun of me? I'm warning you! If you don't take me after all these years of sacrifice, I'll never forgive you!!
I'm coming!. Ma, what're you talking about?
I get it! You want to make me beg, is that it?
All I want is an explanation! I just got in, I lost my job. I smashed my cab. I got mugged, but other than that everything's peachy, Ma, thanks for asking!! Now settle down and explain to me calmly..
You just won a trip, you dolt! Ten days in Fhloston Paradise for two!
Ma. If I'd won, I'd know about it. Someone would have notified me.
They've been blaring out your name on the radio for the last hour, blockhead!
Yeah?
Have you pulled yourself together?
...Not yet.
Hello?
You little sleaze bag!
...Ma???
Don't you ever ask me for another thing in my life again, you've killed your poor mother with your own hands!
The Fifth Element...
Take them and put them in a safe place.
Will the elements be gone now forever from this place?
When mankind comes to its senses. We will return.
Knowing mankind as I do, that could take centuries!
Time is of no importance, only life is important.
When EVIL returns so shall we.
We will be ready, Lord.
Akina delutan, noushan.
...'Scuse me?
Daya deo dono Dato. Dalutan!
It there's one thing I don't need advice on, it's how to drive.
...Priest...
You're not that bad... Come on we'll get you to a doctor.
Vito... Cor... Nilious... Priest...
Vito Cornelius?
Eto Akta Gamat!
I'm sorry, it's just that... I was told to wake you up gently, so I figured...
...What's your name?
Leeloo Minai LekararibaLaminaiTchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Hey, that's... cute... Do you have a nickname, something a little... shorter?
...Leeloo.
Yeah?
Hey bud! Finger here.
I love you too Major, but you haven't called me that since basic training.
I was talking to the cat.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.You still prefer your cat to the real thing.
At least, the cat comes back.
You still pining for that two timing bitch. Forget her. There are a million women out there.
I don't want a million I just want one. A perfect one.
Don't exist bud.