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I guess I'll never know, will I?
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You looked beautiful last night, you know.
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So did you
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Let go!
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You set me up.
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I just wanted
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What? To completely damage me? To send me to therapy forever? What?
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No! I just wanted
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Is that woman a complete fruitloop or is it just me?
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It's just you.
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Patrick is that a.
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Perm?
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It's more
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Expensive?
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Exactly So, you going to Bogey Lowenbrau's thing on Saturday?
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Hopefully.
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So yeah, I've got the Sears catalog thing going and the tube sock gig " that's gonna be huge. And then I'm up for an ad for Queen Harry next week.
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Queen Harry?
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It's a gay cruise line, but I'll be, like, wearing a uniform and stuff.
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Neat...
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My agent says I've got a good shot at being the Prada guy next year.
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Hey, sweet cheeks.
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Hi, Joey.
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You're concentrating awfully hard considering it's gym class.
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Listen, I want to talk to you about the prom.
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You know the deal. I can ' t go if Kat doesn't go
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Did you change your hair?
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No.
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You might wanna think about it
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Where did he go? He was just here.
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Who?
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Joey.
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Great
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Would you mind getting me a drink, Cameron?
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He practically proposed when he found out we had the same dermatologist. I mean. Dr. Bonchowski is great an all, but he's not exactly relevant party conversation.
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Is he oily or dry?
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Combination. I don't know I thought he'd be different. More of a gentleman...
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Bianca, I don't think the highlights of dating Joey Dorsey are going to include dooropening and coatholding.
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Sometimes I wonder if the guys we're supposed to want to go out with are the ones we actually want to go out with, you know?
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All I know is I'd give up my private line to go out with a guy like Joey.
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I have to be home in twenty minutes.
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I don't have to be home 'til two.
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You think you ' re the only sophomore at the prom?
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I did.
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Can we make this quick? Roxanne Korrine and Andrew Barrett are having an incredibly horrendous public break up on the quad. Again.
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Well, I thought we'd start with pronunciation, if that's okay with you.
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Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part. Please.
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Okay... then how 'bout we try out some French cuisine. Saturday? Night?
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You're asking me out. That's so cute. What's your name again?
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Forget it.
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No, no, it's my fault we didn't have a proper introduction
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Cameron.
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The thing is, Cameron I'm at the mercy of a particularly hideous breed of loser. My sister. I can't date until she does.
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Seems like she could get a date easy enough...
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Why?
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Unsolved mystery. She used to be really popular when she started high school, then it was just like she got sick of it or something.
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That's a shame.
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Gosh, if only we could find Kat a boyfriend...
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Let me see what I can do.
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C'esc ma tete. This is my head
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Right. See? You're ready for the quiz.
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I don't want to know how to say that though. I want to know useful things. Like where the good stores are. How much does champagne cost? Stuff like Chat. I have never in my life had to point out my head to someone.
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That's because it's such a nice one.
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Forget French.
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How is our little Find the Wench A Date plan progressing?
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Well, there's someone I think might be
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There.
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Where?
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You got something on your mind?
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I counted on you to help my cause. You and that thug are obviously failing. Aren't we ever going on our date?
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You have my word. As a gentleman
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You're sweet.
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How do you get your hair to look like that?
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Eber's Deep Conditioner every two days. And I never, ever use a blowdryer without the diffuser attachment.
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Sure have.
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I really, really, really wanna go, but I can't. Not unless my sister goes.
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I'm workin' on it. But she doesn't seem to be goin' for him.
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She's not a...
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Lesbian? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring samesex tendencies.
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So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?
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Who knows? All I've ever heard her say is that she'd dip before dating a guy that smokes.
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Hi.
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Looks like things worked out tonight, huh?
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You know Chastity?
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I believe we share an art instructor
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Have fun tonight?
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Tons
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I looked for you back at the party, but you always seemed to be "occupied".
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I was?
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You never wanted to go out with 'me, did you?
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Well, no...
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Then that's all you had to say.
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But
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You always been this selfish?
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Then Guillermo says, "If you go any lighter, you're gonna look like an extra on 90210."
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No...
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do you listen to this crap?
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What crap?
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Me. This endless ...blonde babble. I'm like, boring myself.
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Thank God! If I had to hear one more story about your coiffure...
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