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Cut it out, before you break something!
For a guy about to try his first Dom Perignon, you are extremely uptight.
Don't you know anything about limo etiquette? Everything in here is included for our pleasure.
Wait a second, I thought we were hamburger guys.
And like every hamburger guy knows, when you get your one big chance at the good life, you abuse every second of it until they figure out you don't belong there and kick your sorry ass out.
I can't believe that's your mother. We're talking babealicious chub fest, right here in the 501's.
Perv.
This is like my every wet dream come true. I don't even care that you're here, too, bro.
Be cool. Fake it if you have to.
I wonder how many of them will be at the orgy tonight?
This isn't some 80's porno film, you dip shit. There are no wild sex orgies.
Oh. Well. Maybe not yet.
Not ever. Never.
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
I'd kiss your mother with this mouth. I mean, if she wasn't, you know...
So far away? In Xenia?
Yeah, whatever.
Check this out. Hurry!
I better go, Dad.
Hurry.
What is it now?
Check it out!
Don't tell me. Another vision of incomparable beauty?
Beauty? No. We're talking GODDESS.
I get it now. You and me. We're dead.
Dead?
Our plane crashed. In the Grand Canyon. A big fiery explosion. We never made it to L.A. They needed dental records to identify us. And this place. This. Actually. Is. Heaven.
Then there must be a whole room, made completely of chocolate.
And some really fast cars.
Don't be such a pansy. All of this is YOURS.
It's a lot to digest. Imagine how you'd feel.
I'd feel like staying up all night! Forever! Or at least till I got the LAY of the land, SO TO SPEAK.
I feel like I'm entering a forbidden tomb...
...where they get all the really good porno channels on cable.
Oh, how inappropriate is that!
Take a whiff of heaven.
How would you like it if I did that to your mother's panties?
I'd call you a sick, twisted fuck. But this is different. She wasn't your mother mother
Give me those!
A couple of boys fighting over a pair of red silk panties is nothing compared to what he's seen.
Yeah, he's probably been serving cocktails, SO TO SPEAK, at the orgies.
You're late, bro!
Sorry. Ginger got a little, you know, enthusiastic.
You'll never believe who's in there.
It better not be my Aunt Trudy.
I feel like I've just been hit by a Mack truck.
With a refrigerated cargo bed full of sirloin tip.
I thought I loved her.
Chicks are like buses. If you miss one, don't sweat it. There's another coming 'round the corner.
Hell yes, all hundred and seventeen of 'em!
No, leave one. Somebody's grandmother might want one.
And while you're at it, I'll take ten dozen of those puppies with the springy heads.
I love those springy head puppies!
Get them together.
Brilliant! Molly, give me all you've got. For Merk.
Holy stinkers, what were you thinking?
We wanted to challenge the notions of classic beauty. We wanted to showcase women throughout the world.
Next time, make sure you put a barf bag in the centerfold.
You got everything you ever wanted.
Except the girl. The only one that really mattered.
Dr STECKLER?
Yes...?
INSPECTOR DAVE TAYLOR Scotland yard ...Can I have a word?
Dead?
Or was it, she wished he was dead that's it I believe he left the country with another woman all rather sordid.
So she didn't mention anything more about it?
No she isn't in any trouble is she?
Oh no sir just making some enquiries...Just tell her that INSPECTOR TAYLOR called on you she'll understand
I'll be sure to...
I shouldn't really I'm not your surgeon...
Who said anything about surgery...It'll only take a moment.
Sugar?
Yes one please.
ANGEL...
Yes, sorry He's here to make sure that you are alright
I'm really very sorry I was banking on this coming through, because it's only five minutes from my surgery...
Surgery? Are you a doctor?
No a dentist
Just put it in my room
No worries
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout...
Don't worry about it
You're a novelist why didn't you tell me?
And not just any novelist a great novelist it was an impressive piece of work ELLEN...
Her husband left her
Oh...
I thought it was you how are you?
I'm good I was just making a delivery near here, so I thought I would see if you were about...
Yes, come on in...
That's good
I'd really like it if you would come round some time Then I could cook you a meal what do you say...
Yes, that would be nice I'll call round some time...
Good I've got to dash Say that I said hello to ELLEN for me would you...
Yes of course.
It's been what, three years?
What's this all about?
So have you seen hubby recently ELLEN?
What brings the rats out of the sewers?
I'm here about the so called disappearance of your husband It's best if we let old bones lie. Know what I mean? I'm working on the WHITE ANGEL case now and I've got to check all known murderers or suspected murderers for the last five years... And that means you...So where were you last THURSDAY afternoon around five...
You think I'm the WHITE ANGEL?

Cut it out, before you break something!

For a guy about to try his first Dom Perignon, you are extremely uptight.

Don't you know anything about limo etiquette? Everything in here is included for our pleasure.

Wait a second, I thought we were hamburger guys.

And like every hamburger guy knows, when you get your one big chance at the good life, you abuse every second of it until they figure out you don't belong there and kick your sorry ass out.

I can't believe that's your mother. We're talking babealicious chub fest, right here in the 501's.

Perv.

This is like my every wet dream come true. I don't even care that you're here, too, bro.

Be cool. Fake it if you have to.

I wonder how many of them will be at the orgy tonight?

This isn't some 80's porno film, you dip shit. There are no wild sex orgies.

Oh. Well. Maybe not yet.

Not ever. Never.

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

I'd kiss your mother with this mouth. I mean, if she wasn't, you know...

So far away? In Xenia?

Yeah, whatever.

Check this out. Hurry!

I better go, Dad.

Hurry.

What is it now?

Check it out!

Don't tell me. Another vision of incomparable beauty?

Beauty? No. We're talking GODDESS.

I get it now. You and me. We're dead.

Dead?

Our plane crashed. In the Grand Canyon. A big fiery explosion. We never made it to L.A. They needed dental records to identify us. And this place. This. Actually. Is. Heaven.

Then there must be a whole room, made completely of chocolate.

And some really fast cars.

Don't be such a pansy. All of this is YOURS.

It's a lot to digest. Imagine how you'd feel.

I'd feel like staying up all night! Forever! Or at least till I got the LAY of the land, SO TO SPEAK.

I feel like I'm entering a forbidden tomb...

...where they get all the really good porno channels on cable.

Oh, how inappropriate is that!

Take a whiff of heaven.

How would you like it if I did that to your mother's panties?

I'd call you a sick, twisted fuck. But this is different. She wasn't your mother mother

Give me those!

A couple of boys fighting over a pair of red silk panties is nothing compared to what he's seen.

Yeah, he's probably been serving cocktails, SO TO SPEAK, at the orgies.

You're late, bro!

Sorry. Ginger got a little, you know, enthusiastic.

You'll never believe who's in there.

It better not be my Aunt Trudy.

I feel like I've just been hit by a Mack truck.

With a refrigerated cargo bed full of sirloin tip.

I thought I loved her.

Chicks are like buses. If you miss one, don't sweat it. There's another coming 'round the corner.

Hell yes, all hundred and seventeen of 'em!

No, leave one. Somebody's grandmother might want one.

And while you're at it, I'll take ten dozen of those puppies with the springy heads.

I love those springy head puppies!

Get them together.

Brilliant! Molly, give me all you've got. For Merk.

Holy stinkers, what were you thinking?

We wanted to challenge the notions of classic beauty. We wanted to showcase women throughout the world.

Next time, make sure you put a barf bag in the centerfold.

You got everything you ever wanted.

Except the girl. The only one that really mattered.

Dr STECKLER?

Yes...?

INSPECTOR DAVE TAYLOR Scotland yard ...Can I have a word?

Dead?

Or was it, she wished he was dead that's it I believe he left the country with another woman all rather sordid.

So she didn't mention anything more about it?

No she isn't in any trouble is she?

Oh no sir just making some enquiries...Just tell her that INSPECTOR TAYLOR called on you she'll understand

I'll be sure to...

I shouldn't really I'm not your surgeon...

Who said anything about surgery...It'll only take a moment.

Sugar?

Yes one please.

ANGEL...

Yes, sorry He's here to make sure that you are alright

I'm really very sorry I was banking on this coming through, because it's only five minutes from my surgery...

Surgery? Are you a doctor?

No a dentist

Just put it in my room

No worries

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout...

Don't worry about it

You're a novelist why didn't you tell me?

And not just any novelist a great novelist it was an impressive piece of work ELLEN...

Her husband left her

Oh...

I thought it was you how are you?

I'm good I was just making a delivery near here, so I thought I would see if you were about...

Yes, come on in...

That's good

I'd really like it if you would come round some time Then I could cook you a meal what do you say...

Yes, that would be nice I'll call round some time...

Good I've got to dash Say that I said hello to ELLEN for me would you...

Yes of course.

It's been what, three years?

What's this all about?

So have you seen hubby recently ELLEN?

What brings the rats out of the sewers?

I'm here about the so called disappearance of your husband It's best if we let old bones lie. Know what I mean? I'm working on the WHITE ANGEL case now and I've got to check all known murderers or suspected murderers for the last five years... And that means you...So where were you last THURSDAY afternoon around five...

You think I'm the WHITE ANGEL?