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"Previously on Shadowhunters..." "What did I do?" " Clary, I am so sorry." " Please don't." "Can you raise my mother from the dead?" "I'll bring your mother back, and, as payment, you can owe me a favor." " The deal's off." " No." "You took a blood oath." "If ever demons overtook the world..." "As a last resort, the Soul-Sword would destroy demon-blooded creatures in its path." " Demon-blooded creatures." " Downworlders." "We have to free the angel." "If Valentine has the angel..." "He can activate the Soul-Sword." "I've seen the havoc yin fen can wreak." "Do you know where to look for the source?" "Probably one of the Night Children." "Yin fen is made from vampire venom." "There's just something I need." "What do you need, Shadowhunter?" "Look, I'm not here to hurt anyone." "I just need a little..." "Venom." "Someone's been a naughty girl." "All out of yin fen?" "That's okay." "You can have a little venom..." "I'm just gonna need a lot of blood." "You're quick, but not quick enough." "Forget the venom." "Too late, pretty thing." "Release the Shadowhunter." "On my orders." "I thought you hated me." "Call it an intense dislike." "So why are you helping me?" "I don't know." "The pain..." "It's everywhere." "What did you think yin fen would do to you?" "I need something..." "Something to stop it." "What you need to do is sweat it out." "Okay, over time, you'll be better off." " You need to be strong." " I can't." "You have to." "I swear, I'll never ask again." "Just this once." "Forgive me." "How could you not tell me that?" "The Downworld would be in total chaos if they knew what the Sword could do." "There would be uprisings everywhere." "So you're saving the Downworlders from themselves?" "We never asked." "We didn't even know that Valentine could activate the Sword until we realized he had an angel." "Luke, I didn't want you to worry." "Well, it's too late for that." "Look, you don't understand, all right..." "No." "I do understand." "He has my sister." "What else aren't you two telling me?" "The angel, he..." "He showed us something." "Just now, on the rooftop, he showed us both a vision of a demon that can destroy the Sword." "How do you know that's what he was telling you?" "There's no other explanation." "When the demon touched the Sword, he and the Sword both disintegrated." "Luke, it was a demon I'd never seen before." "Then go find it." "I'll head out and see if that bastard left any clues for us to track him down." "There." "They said that was the angel." "It could have been a shooting star." "Are you saying you don't believe Jace and Clary?" "I thought you'd be impressed." "I'm not saying I don't believe them." "It's just that no one's seen an angel in hundreds of years." "So..." "Did you take my advice about Magnus?" "You did, didn't you?" "Okay, start talking." "There's nothing to talk about." "Hey, you guys." "Hey, buddy." "How are you doing?" "Max!" "I missed you so much!" "You look so handsome." "What are you doing here?" "Alec." "Isabelle." "It's good to see you both." " Izzy..." " Really?" "'Cause the last time you were here, you turned your back on all of us." "Especially Jace." "I was following orders." "I had no choice." "Max has some big news." "Tell them, sweetheart." "I passed my last trial." "I'm ready for my Rune Ceremony." "Congratulations." "So you finally perfected your roundhouse kick?" "Yeah, and I knocked out two different instructors." "Sadly, your father won't be able to attend." "So, Alec, as the eldest male in the family, you will be in charge of Max's ceremonial party." "What do you mean he won't be here?" "He's tied up with the Valentine task force in Idris." "I can't believe Dad would miss this." "He doesn't have a choice." "We're all on high alert, especially after what that demon did to both of you and Jocelyn." "I was surprised not to see you at the Rite of Mourning." "Dad called to see how we were." "Isabelle..." "Bet you wish you were back in Idris." "I thought I was coming here to get away from the fighting." "Fighting?" "Mom and Dad?" "All the time." "What's going on?" "Mom doesn't like you having a warlock boyfriend." "And you?" "Whatever, I don't care." "My mother's back." "Which means I'll make myself scarce." "No, I have something else in mind." "Hmm." "How would you feel about throwing a party?" "Have you met me?" "It is for Max's Rune Ceremony." "I think I'll pass." "Magnus..." "I'm sure I'll love Max." "But Maryse?" "That woman hates me." "That's sort of the point of the party." "So that she can see that this, us, it's not going away." "You sure about this?" "Why wouldn't I be?" "Then I better get to work." "Mr. Morgenstern." "What can I help you with?" "A potion?" "A spell?" "I'm very versatile." "In a way that makes my skin crawl." "I thought we would understand each other." "Both scientists in our own right." "I applaud your spirit, but it won't help you." "I hear you've met my daughter, Clarissa?" " I had no idea..." " Children have a way of making us terribly vulnerable, don't they?" "Don't." "Please, don't hurt her." "I will do anything you ask." "Yes." "You will." "This isn't crazy." "You drank blood." "You..." "You've bit a rat." "It's gonna be fine." "You fought a cobra." "You went to India." "You can..." "You can totally tell her." "It's Clary." "It's not like it's a..." "Another cobra." "That would be something." "Seriously..." " Simon, are you okay?" " Yeah." "I'm very okay." "Hopefully." "Do you wanna sit?" "I mean, standing works, too." "Okay." "What's going on?" "I get this weird text to meet you here at, like, 11:00 at night?" "Did something happen with you and Maia?" "Yes." "Something did happen." "Um..." "Look, Clary..." "The thing is, um..." "Simon, I don't have a telepathy rune." "Right." "Of course not." "Okay." "We've been friends..." "Best friends for a long time." "A really long time." "And the last thing I'd ever want to do is screw that up." "Because it's..." "It's really important to me." "It's really important to me, too." "But..." "The thing is, when two people are friends..." "People like you and me..." "Sometimes feelings evolve, you know?" "And the relationship, friendship, whatever it is, needs to change along with it..." "Look, Simon, I..." "Is this because of Maia?" "I don't want you to think that we can't still be best friends because you..." "Because you're seeing someone." "No, see, that's..." "That's it!" "I don't..." "I don't want to see anyone." "Anyone..." "Anyone else, I mean." "I'm in love with you, Clary." "But I realized that you might not feel the same way." "And it might get weird..." "It might be..." "We did that." " We did." " Yeah, we did." "We did." "Was it..." "Was it, you know..." "Weird?" "Yeah." "In the best way possible." "_" "At the residence of Magnus Bane?" "It's very kind of your friend to offer, but the Rune Ceremony is a solemn rite of passage." "For Shadowhunters." "Not some Downworlder rave." "Where does it say anything about a rave?" " And why is it only for Shadowhunters?" " It's tradition." "Traditions change, especially those based on ignorance." "Anyone who cares about Max should be there." "And that includes me and Magnus." "Together." " If Dad were here he'd understand..." " Well, he's not." "Alec..." "I don't want to fight with you." "This dinner, it should be about family." "Our family." "What family?" " You wanted Jace dead." " I was following orders." "You keep saying that." "After a while, it loses its meaning." "You're right." "Of course we'll be there." "Thank you for going to all this trouble for us." "Thank Magnus." "Magnus!" "Aw!" "You're new, aren't you?" "I spoil them." "I can't help it." "It's the only way to win them over." "Well, I guess when you put your mind to it, you can win over just about anyone, huh?" "You're talking about Alec." "Look, I've been there." "I know it's a whirlwind fling that burns so hot all it can do is flame out." "Is this what you think it is?" "A fling." "I don't know what it is, but I know my brother." "He's sensitive." "And now that you guys have taken things to the next level..." " He told you." " No, he didn't have to." "We're parabatai." "No." "No, no, no." "No, it's not like that." "It's..." "I can, uh..." "I can just..." "I can sense that he's happier." "Look, I'll make this simple, okay?" "I'm never gonna let anyone hurt him." "Then we have that in common." "You think I'd invite Maryse Lightwood to my home for just anyone?" "I hope this party has an open bar." "Is there something on my face, or..." "No, no, um..." "You're great." "Am I being too, uh..." "Not at all." "So do you think anyone's going to notice that we're..." "Only one way to find out." " Okay, let's go." " Okay." "Can I get a beer." "I thought I smelled cocky." "Magnus must be really scraping the bottom of the bartender barrel." "Aw, you still bitter about getting your ass kicked by a werewolf?" "In case you forgot, that was a three-against-one fight." "Well, I'm actually happy I didn't maul you to death." "Why?" "So you can slowly annoy me to death instead?" "No." "Because now I know you didn't kill Gretel." "I asked for a beer." "Beer's boring." "Have some sangria." "Apparently Magnus has a thing for Spain." "That is a lot of Shadowhunters." "Yeah, it's a Shadowhunter party." "Are you okay with that?" "Didn't think he had it in him." "Guess your date didn't go so well." "No, it went great." "I, uh, told him to make a move, and that's exactly what he did." " Hey." " Hey." "Hey." "Well, you two look cute together." "Thanks." "We were just heading to the bar to see what kinds of blood-types Magnus has on tap." "Do you want anything?" "I'm good." "Okay." "Well, I guess congratulations are in order." "I guess so." "I'm happy for you." "Thank you." "Maia, um, I just wanted to say thank you for being so cool about, you know everything." "Yeah, just don't screw it up by talking too much." "Uh, looks like it's about time for my break." "Is everything okay?" "I'll be right back." "I'm worried the empanadillas are soggy." " I gave the chef specific directions..." " Magnus." "Everything is perfect." "Max!" "Mother." "I heard you like to drink." "Welcome, Maryse." "Max, this is your night." "You do have exotic taste, don't you?" "Oh, the Spanish theme is in honor of you and your husband." "Really?" "How so?" "Alec told me that Robert proposed to you in Barcelona." "I wanted to celebrate a joyous memory." "Especially since he couldn't be here." "How sweet that Alec feels comfortable sharing our personal family stories with you." "Especially considering your..." "Disparate backgrounds." "How about a drink?" "Sangria for the lady, a Roy Rogers for the guest of honor." "Clary!" " Clary!" "Hey, I've been looking for you." " In Maia's arms?" " No..." "Oh, no, you saw us." " Yeah." "Look, she kissed me." "I..." "I didn't know what to do." "That's it?" "That's seriously all you have to say?" "Look..." "What you said about not wanting to risk the friendship..." "Maybe this is a mistake." "So you make out with Maia?" "No, we weren't..." "We weren't making out." "We were just, I don't know, having a moment." "I cannot believe this is happening." "Look..." "Clary, no matter how close we are, you will never understand what it's like to live like this." "But she does." "She gets it." "Then why did you even..." "Hey!" "What's going on, biscuit?" "It's Simon." "He poured his heart out about wanting to be with me, and then..." "He hooks up with Maia." "That doesn't sound like Simon." "Are you sure you haven't had too much sangria?" "It's strong." " I made sure of it." " Please." "I just need to leave." "Hey, don't." "We'll figure out what's going on with Simon." "But tonight's about Max." "And Alec and Izzy." "You'll never forgive yourself if you're not there for your friends." "Okay." "Sorry." "I'm just..." "A little jumpy." "Venom withdrawal." "Saps the nerve endings." "Oh, I'm totally fine." "Why did you call me here?" "Your bite..." "It was so strong." "But then..." "Vampire venom is more powerful than yin fen." "It also wears off quicker." "That's why it was a one-time deal." "Thought I made that clear to you." "I know." "Look..." "I wouldn't have asked you to come back if it wasn't an emergency." "My mom's in town." "I can't let her see me like this." "That's the best excuse you can come up with?" "It's not an excuse." "Excuses, justifications, call it what you want." "Trust me when I tell you, Isabelle, sweat it out while you still can." " You don't understand." " But I do." "You can get through this." "You're one of the strongest Shadowhunters I know." "No, I'm not." "Everyone thinks I am, but I'm not." "Just a drop." "Please." "Shadowhunter blood is more potent than human blood." "Okay." "I can't." "Sure you can." "Please." "I don't see anything." "That's because you're not looking hard enough." "Congratulations, young Shadowhunter." "What do you say, Max?" "Thank you." "Where's your warlock mark?" "Max..." "You were just as curious at his age." "It's okay." "I only share with my closest friends." "How much of you is a demon?" "Max, enough." "That's not how we treat our friends." " Apologize to Magnus." " You can't tell me what to do." "Hey, just because you're getting your first rune doesn't mean you can talk to your brother like that." "Jace isn't my brother." " Max!" " Mom says you're not even part of our family." "Jace, I..." "This is your fault." "I've tried to keep Max out of it." "The hell you have." "He learned this behavior from you." "If you ever want to make things right with me, you better make them right with Jace." " What do you want?" " I want to talk to you." "There's nothing to talk about." "I think there is." "Max is right." "You're not his brother." "What?" "You were a ten-year-old left on our doorstep." "We had no choice but to take you in." "But if I had known you were a demon," "I would've done this years ago." "Isabelle, when your mom leaves, disappear for a while." "Bear the pain and get the venom out of your system." "But it feels so good." " You feel it, too." "I know you do, Raphael." " Yeah." "Too well." "When I first turned, I fed on human blood." "And I couldn't control myself." "The more I had, the more I craved." "How did you stop?" "I met a certain warlock..." "Who cared enough about a lost vampire to help him regain his faith." "Magnus." "When I was a boy, I went to church every Sunday." "Magnus gave me the strength to understand that where I came from wasn't gone forever." "That I was that person." "I just had to find myself again." "I had no idea." "Hey." "Go." "Be with your family." "You have no idea how lucky you are to have them." "Thank you for walking me here." "Thank you for everything." "Are you sure you don't want to come up?" "Uh, I'm not too big on Shadowhunter parties." "Izzy, hey." "Where have you been?" " Out." " Hey, I'm sorry." "I feel horrible that I kept the rune from you." "I..." "I never meant to hurt you." "I know." "Good, because I really need to talk to you." "You ever think you know someone so well, and then they start acting completely out of character." "Clary, I'm sorry, I..." "I..." "I don't have time for this." "I'm looking for my mom and Max." "Can we talk later?" "Yeah." "You have got to be kidding me." "Slow down, hotshot." "Get out of my way, Magnus." "Oh, no." "I'm not letting you make a scene." "This is an elegant affair, not an episode of The Real Housewives of Idris." "Tell Simon that, because I can't stand here while he hits on Maia right in front of me!" "I think we have different idea of courtship." "Jace, I've been looking everywhere for Mom and Max." " Have you..." " Maryse just tried to kill me." "What?" "Magnus, I can't stay here, okay?" "Everyone is acting completely insane." "I have to leave." "Not while you're hallucinating." "Stay right here while I figure out what's going on." "Hey, are you leaving?" "I have to." "Seeing you here, drink in hand, all smiles, it makes me sick." " What are you talking about?" " I'm talking about you killing my mom." "Oh, my God." "Jace, what did you do?" "I told you, Izzy, I didn't have a choice." "Okay, the sangria may have been too strong." "She just tried to kill me, Magnus." "This will help." "She just threw an ax at my head." "Okay, it's stuck in the shelf, right there." "See for yourself." "Jace, there's nothing there." "It's right there." "Why can't you see that?" "Mom, are you okay?" "Hey, hey, hey, don't let her up." "She's out of her mind." "Jace, I came up here to apologize to you." "Then, why would you..." "I should have killed you when I had the chance." "She just said it." "Don't you hear her?" "Listen to me." "Nobody's trying to kill you." "You have to believe me." "Someone's playing with our minds." "Feeding into our insecurities..." "Alec." "Alec, no!" "Alec..." "What are you doing?" "You're scaring me." "You're a murderer, Alec." "Nothing more." "Why are you still here?" "Alec, please, come down from there." "All those times you told me I wasn't a good Shadowhunter..." "I know..." "I know you wish I was dead instead of Jocelyn." "I don't wish you were dead." "You let a demon possess you?" "You're weak." "Please..." "Okay?" "Don't worry." "Take my hand." "Nobody's gonna miss you." "Weak." "The guilt must be eating you alive." "Take my hand." "Murderer." "Alec!" "Oh, my God." "What happened?" "All of a sudden, he started talking about how I hated him for killing my mom." "Alec?" "It's okay." "I sedated him when I pulled him from the ledge." "You know what, you stay away from him." "You can't be trusted." "I can't be trusted?" "Now you see why I was wary of having a party at a warlock's house." "Wow." "What's going on here?" "Oh, what do you care?" "Maia is at the bar." "Yes, and Alec's on the ground." " Is he gonna be okay?" " You're all gonna be okay." "Everyone just stay here." "I'll be right back." "What did you say to my son?" "You don't think that Alec feels guilty enough..." "You talked to Clary, didn't you?" "That's why she's acting all weird." " Listen, I did nothing." " You bring him up here..." "I did not bring him up here, I followed him." "Mom..." " Um, what's going on?" " Jace." "You okay?" "Simon..." " I'm fine." " I am so sorry." "I know you didn't kiss Maia." "You thought I kissed Maia?" "What happened here?" "It seems a warlock has been having a little fun at our expense." "Is he okay?" "What happened?" "Alec..." "Someone has taken my spell book." "You're putting your wards up?" "Nobody leaves until I get it back." "I was this close to lining up a three-way and you guys let yourselves get spelled?" "Is he the last one?" "It appears I'm the only warlock here." "Magnus, what happens if we don't find your spell book?" "That's not an option you want to explore." "That book can undo every spell I've ever cast." "From the elementary to the complex." "In new and old languages..." "Champenois." "It's an old French dialect." "The red-haired cat." "Magnus, what cat?" "Duratus!" "I hate party crashers." "You haven't changed one bit since the last time I saw you crawling from the ruins of la Bastille." "Old French spells." "Your favorite." "Where are my counterspells?" "Valentine!" "He has Madzie, too." "If I don't go back, I don't know what he'll do to her." "What does Valentine want with my counterspells?" "I don't know." "I don't know!" "All..." "All he said was that I had to get them for him." "And I wasn't to harm Clary, or he'd make Madzie suffer." "Magnus, please." "I'm all Madzie has." "Have mercy." "After everything you've done?" "Release them." "Clary Fairchild..." "You made a blood oath." "Find Madzie." "She's the Clave's problem now." "Okay, what is Valentine up to anyway?" "I don't know." "It's too dangerous." "Jace, they're our family." "They need to know." "Know what?" "The angel Ithuriel." "Valentine was going to use him to activate the Soul-Sword." "He needs someone with pure angel blood to activate it." " Well, that doesn't sound good." " It's not." "With the Soul-Sword activated, Valentine could decimate the entire Downworld." "The angel showed us a vision of a demon who could destroy the Sword." "If we could find that demon, we could stop Valentine." "How did you two save the angel?" "With runes the angel gave to me." "New runes, Magnus." "Ones no one's ever seen before." "Why did he choose you?" "I have no idea." "I might." "Years ago, a Silent Brother told me about a special connection the original Shadowhunters had with the Angel Raziel." "That they could communicate from afar through visions." "Because they were created from his blood." "Are you saying that..." "Clary may have a blood connection to that angel." "And that must mean she has pure angel blood." "That's why Valentine wants Clary unharmed." "Clary can activate the Soul-Sword." ""Soul-Sword."" "Strange name for a weapon of mass destruction." "Simon, we're not going to let him activate it." "I'll do whatever it takes." "Clary, you might be a Shadowhunter with all kinds of crazy abilities, that doesn't mean you can stop the inevitable." "It's not inevitable, all right?" "It can't be." "Hey..." "This news of a Downworld apocalypse, it's not all bad." "Because now, it's clearer than ever..." "I want to spend every minute of every day with you." "To the Angel I entrust my life..." "And vow to uphold the laws of heaven." "I take this mark to honor Him..." "To bring His light into me..." "And vow to uphold the laws of heaven." "So I may join the ranks of the Shadowhunters the guardians of peace." "Hey, you should know..." "Valentine's coming for me, isn't he?" "Which means I'm never letting you out of my sight." "The ceremony was beautiful." "Yeah, Max did great, huh?" "Didn't even flinch." "Give me a minute." "Alec, whatever you heard me say when you were under the spell..." "You have to know, I don't blame you for my mom." "I don't." "Maryse, look, I..." "I just want you to know..." "I don't need any more apologies." "Because you don't owe me one." "I don't regret taking you in for one second." "Max was totally out of line, because I have been out of line." "As a parent, your greatest hope is that your children don't inherit your worst traits." "Yeah, well, Max is still young." "Impressionable." "You can still steer that ship straight." "Max says that you and Dad have been fighting." "About me and Magnus." "Max doesn't have any idea what's going on between your father and me." "Then what is it?" "I didn't want to burden you all..." "Is Dad cheating on you?" "Bastard." "You can't tell Isabelle." "She worships Robert." "I can bear it, but it would destroy her." "Come stay with us." "You and Max." "You don't have to go back to Idris or Dad." "Oh..." "I wish I could stay..." "More than anything." "But I have to get back to the Clave." "Why?" "Let Robert take care of that." "Everything's different now because of Clary and the Sword." "I can't let my problems interfere with my duty." "Not now." "That's a good girl." "You and Clarissa are going to get along so well."

"Let's start at the beginning." "Name, age and place of birth." "You must think I'm stupid." "Once again, your name, age and place of birth." "Can't you be more absurd?" "For the third time, your name, age and place of birth." "Judith Ralitzer." "Novelist." "If I understand rightly," "I'm in custody because I had an alcoholic ghostwriter who couldn't even swim?" "Why not start at the beginning?" "What beginning?" "When you met your two victims." "Aren't you being a bit too hasty?" "I don't think so." "It was in '98." "I went to Burgundy." "To Beaune." "I wanted to write a novel set in the wine world." "So..." "What will your book be about?" "Looking at all these bottles," "I imagine lots of corpses." "And, above all, the corpse of the US President." "If all goes well." "The terrorists know that the US President loves Burgundy, so they'll break in here," "poison all the bottles for the White House and bingo!" "Let's hurry." "This place is paradise!" "Especially with you here." "I could turn it into hell for you." "You haven't told me the ending." "I don't know it yet." "Like life, it won't end but you'll want to know what comes next." "Will there be many corpses, apart from the US President's?" "Yours maybe." "Does this massacre have a title?" "For now..." "T R A C K S" "Good evening and welcome to our 100th program." "Thank you for your unexpected loyalty." "You show that literature can work on TV, as more and more of you tune in each time." "Tonight is our 100th program and rather a special one with a number of writers whose books are a huge success." "Four best-selling writers whom you know and love." "God, the Other by Judith Ralitzer." "Good evening, Judith Ralitzer." "Published by GL Editions." "Arlette Gordon for Rushkin Street, published by Albin Michel." "A genuine triumph." "Bravo and thank you for joining us." "This year's literary phenomenon, Notepad..." "A notepad that a young woman," "Marie-Victoire Debré here, uses to write everything she feels, her encounters and love stories." "A very surprising work." "And, finally, someone used to success in all its forms," "Bernard Weber with The Star Butterfly, published by Albin Michel." "Thank you for coming." "Starting with you, Judith Ralitzer, may I make a confession?" "I didn't like Tracks one bit." "I really didn't understand why Tracks was such a hit." "I admit that." "But with God, the Other, you astounded me." "I found it brilliantly written, moving, truthful and precise." "It's as if you've found yourself or met up with yourself." "Something strangely new occurs in this book." "God, the Other is so different from Tracks..." "What inspired you?" "Without wishing to pry, what lies behind this change?" "I don't know." "Perhaps God whispered it to me." "For our 7th all-time greats show, after Jacques Brel, Léo Ferré, Trenet and Brassens," "Barbara and Yves Montand, we're having an electric night with the man known as Mr. 100,000 Volts," "Gilbert Bécaud." "The name may not mean much to young people but in Paris theaters of the 1950s, way before the Stones and the Beatles, people smashed seats for the singer in the spotted tie." "A very famous tie." "Just a second..." "We have a newsflash that I'm discovering as I read it..." "Just a few minutes ago - news gets no fresher than this - there was a prison break in Paris." "Further details in our next bulletin." "For now, Gilbert Bécaud with T'es venu de loin." "Highway FM, newsflash." "Sorry to interrupt that classic by Mr. Bécaud but we've had confirmation that Georges Maury is now on the run." "Maury, the dreaded serial killer known as "The Magician"." "He committed six crimes last year alone." "The police are on red alert to track down this pedophile rapist whose modus operandi, if you remember, was to do a magic trick for each of his victims in order to make contact." "A very pleasant individual." "Highway FM, traffic updates and weather reports." "There are heavy storms between Châlon sur Sâone and Mâcon, so be very careful if you're in that area, as a truck has lost its load near Tournus." "Let's get back to Gilbert Bécaud with an old favorite," "Les cerisiers sont blancs." "Cherry trees in flower" "Birds sing in the bower" "After a springtime shower" "It's crazy how the weather influences my moods." "When I was 20 or so, I fell in love with a Breton girl and went to join her in Brest." "It rained all the way." "When I got there, I'd gone off her." "Screw you." "If you're not happy, change women." "Watch it, I'll dump you." "I bet you would." "Why are we going to my folks'?" "They're so glad I met Mr. Right." "Mr. Right!" "The second one." "But I'm marrying you." "And your kid's dad?" "No, I never wanted to marry him." "You're a real airhead." "So naïve." "Why do you say that?" "Marrying to please your folks..." "No, I'm getting married because we're in love." "If my folks are happy, fine." "Stop smoking!" "Your anti-smoker terrorism pisses me off!" "Anti-smoker terrorism!" "Get yourself a non-smoker if you're not happy!" "A non-smoking, teetotal princess." " Do I need this now?" " Shit, I smoke, okay!" "I've put up with it for 200 miles!" "Stop pissing me off!" "Thanks, Mom." "What's your name?" "Sorry..." "Good evening." " What's your name?" " Rebecca." "May I give her something?" "Yes, go on." "How did you do that?" "It's magic." "Are they for me?" "Really?" "Thank you very much." " Very kind of you." " They're pretty." "You're a magician." "Children are the true magic." "Very prettily said." "Drive safely." "Goodbye." "Pretty, aren't they?" "It's 3 AM and you're tuned to Highway FM." "If you're near Mâcon, watch out for storms." "Let's continue our Bécaud night with Gilbert the crooner..." "Why have doubts now?" "Because we're going to your folks' ." "I feel trapped." "You bleed guys dry, then you dump them." "What?" "I play with guys?" " Yes, you do." " I play with them?" "You piss me off!" " Go to hell!" " Just a second!" "Shut up!" "I'm on the phone!" "Fuck you!" "Yes, Mom." "Everything's fine." "We're on our way." "Paul!" "Paul!" "Paul, it's Huguette." "I guess you'll hear this." "Is this a joke?" "It's not funny, you know." "Paul, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry... for being a pain, an airhead, for being like your mom." "But I promise I'll change." "I'll never smoke another cigarette if you come back for me." "I'll never smoke again." "Don't do this to me, not today, please." "Let's just go to my folks' and pretend we're going to get married..." "For their sake." "Paul, I'll be waiting at the gas station." "I won't move from here." "I love you." "I'm sorry if I upset you." "Take care." "Call me." "Can I help you?" "I saw everything." "Do you need a ride?" "You want to help me?" "That's all I want." "Then get off my back." "If I were you, I wouldn't wait." "Don't you understand French?" "Do you believe in the cards?" "I don't believe in anything now." "If you pick the ace of hearts, you can make a wish." "I can make a wish?" "0f course." "But he won't be back." "Why do you say that?" "My deck's all aces." "Can I give you a ride?" "Leave me now, please." "I've checked the hospitals, I've called the police." "It's three days since he taught his classes." "You don't leave students, two kids and a wife just like that." "Really, I fear the worst." "Leave your cell on." "Where are you, little brother?" "After that stormy night with Gilbert Bécaud," "After that stormy night with Gilbert Bécaud, better weather has returned." "The main roads are still wet but traffic's flowing." "The news is coming up next." "I'll say goodbye now." "I'll be back tonight with the first crooner." "You know who;" "Frank Sinatra." "See you later!" "You're still here?" "I knew he wouldn't be back." "Who are you?" "You realize that asshole took my purse, my car..." "They all dump me anyway." "I have every failing, see." "I'm a pain in the ass," "I'm jealous, I'm a bad mother and a real airhead." "An airhead?" "How do you mean?" "I'm an airhead." "I listen to Brel and burst into tears," "I read Gala and think I'm a princess," "I check my horoscope daily and follow it!" "I let it influence my life." "I know it's bullshit but even so..." "And if I see a celebrity, I faint." "I should be Juliet, not Huguette." "Huguette?" "Your name's Huguette?" "It rhymes with coquette." "And other tacky stuff:" "baguette, croquette..." " Etiquette..." " I'm not polite?" "No, I didn't mean that." "I was looking for a rhyme." "I should have said cigarette." "Smoking gets your goat?" "I gave up six months ago." "You're chewing like a cow." "Because I stopped smoking." "I'll get cancer, you'll get wind." "Life's a bitch." "What do you do?" "I'm a hairdresser." "0nly natural for an airhead." "Where do you work?" "An important salon in Paris." "I shampooed Lady Di the day before she died." "Just think. 24 hours before she died," "I had her life in my hands!" "At least she died with clean hair." "Luckily, I kept a lock of her hair." "I keep hair from famous people." "You wouldn't believe my collection." "I know people who collect serial crimes so..." "He came in my mouth, took my car, took my purse..." "We only have half an hour left." "Why?" "You said you were going to the Alps but I'm heading south." "We'll have to part around Mâcon." "I don't get it." "You waited to give me a 30-mile ride?" "The highway heads south so I thought you were too." "Never mind." "Shit, I want to puke again." "Are you pregnant?" "Just a pain in the butt like I said." "Whenever I get in a car, I feel sick." "Yes, Mom." "I'm on my way." "We're on our way, yes." "No, not for breakfast." "More like lunchtime." "I'm sorry but we dozed off." "No, we're on our way." "We stopped and dozed off." "I'm sorry, Mom." "Lots of love." "See you later." "This is shit!" "It's total fucking shit!" "The asshole!" "What an asshole." "I hate him!" "0nly natural, I'm a shit." "I'm a big shit and I'll turn up alone like a shit." "When they ask, I'll say I got dumped in a rest area." "I'm too much, that's why." "I'm too much." "I'm too emotional, too..." "passionate." "Too everything." "It's suffocating." "It wears guys out." "It scares them." "Thanks." "You were right to insist." "When you feel sick, a walk helps." "Do you want to take a walk in the woods?" "No, a cigarette and I'll be fine." "I don't understand, do you cut hair or do shampoos?" "I cut hair." "But I do shampoos too." "And manicures." "Do you know who I manicured just last week?" "Judith Ralitzer." "You know her?" "The writer." "She turned up at the salon and chose me to do her manicure." "I was shaking like a leaf but I didn't faint." "I was... flustered." "I had her hands in mine, hands that have written incredible novels." "I was getting varnish everywhere, so she asked what was wrong." "I got out Tracks, her latest, a huge book." "I love it." "She signed it for me." "What's so funny?" "Actually," "I know Judith Ralitzer well." " You don't?" " I do." " Really?" " I've written her novels for 7 years." "That's bullshit!" "She doesn't use a ghost!" "Dumas did." "You mean Judith Ralitzer doesn't write her own books?" "How could she?" "Between manicures, endless lunches, talk shows, winter in Courchevel, summer in Cannes..." "Maybe she needs a hand at 500 pages a novel, a novel a year." "But the ideas..." "They're hers." "She has no ideas." "I can't believe a guy writes such feminine novels." "I even write her postcards." "You wrote, "Men are bearded women"?" "Yes, but it's not my best line." "And the stranger on the train, the transvestite who blows his cover by using the men's room?" " My idea too." " This is crazy!" "You've knocked me out." "You see this car?" "It's hers." " No!" " It is." "I've been traveling in her car?" "My ass is priceless!" "I don't believe it..." "If I'd flown down in her jet," "I wouldn't have met her new character." " Who is it?" " You." "Me?" "Who else?" "Why do you think I approached you?" "All novelists are predators." "A woman weeping in a gas station at 3 AM..." "An ideal opportunity." "That doesn't make me a character." ""Chapter 2." ""Huguette smoked too much." ""That's what killed her." ""Not smoking..." ""Not smoking but the killer she unwisely followed" ""in a Burgundy gas station," ""after being dumped" ""like a piece of trash by her fiancé" ""who hated Lady Di and smokers." Not a bad start, huh?" " The "piece of trash" isn't nice." " You're right." ""Right away," ""I saw Huguette was just an ordinary victim." ""A moth..." ""blindly drawn to the light that would burn her." ""Just a little moth."" "A little moth..." "I'm a moth!" "And I'm in Judith Ralitzer's car!" "I feel better!" "You've blown me away." "What's the ghost's name?" "His name's Claude Ravier." "He teaches in the Paris suburbs." "Well, he taught." "I walked out three days ago." "0n my dumb students, my wife, my kids, the lot." "Listen..." "I'm really sorry." "I'm not Judith Ralitzer's ghost." "But I do know her vaguely." "She came to give a talk in my high school." "That's how I know her." "But I'm not her ghost." "I had a little fun with you." "Sorry." "Since you seem to love pretending to be other people," "I'm going to make you an offer." "Could you pretend to be my fiancé for 24 hours?" "A promotion is always welcome." "I'll call you back." "Know how many people disappear on purpose each year?" "2,000." "You told me yesterday." "It's a fantasy that millions of people share." "Well I certainly don't!" "If I hadn't been promoted to Paris Police HQ," "I'd have walked out long ago." "So... when a teacher in the projects lasts a week of the new year, it's not..." "What?" "It's not surprising." "It's understandable." "0ur 10th anniversary's coming up." "Well, maybe..." "Maybe he got scared." "What?" "What do you know?" "I was married 10 years." "Think it's the same for everyone?" "Are your parents alive?" "No, just my brother." "What does he say?" "That life is good for us." "Mom's first question will be, "Do you believe in God?"" " What do I say?" " Yes." "Do you believe in God?" "When I can park in Paris, yes." " What does the fiancé do?" " He's a doctor." "I don't know much about it." "He's a general physician, so stick to generalities." "By the way, my dad had a stroke last year." "Some days, he doesn't talk." "Don't be surprised if he doesn't speak to you." "How did you meet your doctor?" "I wanted to quit smoking." "Great doctor!" "Great asshole..." "What's the place called?" "Praz-sur-Arly." "We're nearly there." "What about other questions?" "We'll improvise." "You have a talent for it." "Cops ahead..." "Don't worry, I know all the local boys." "Maybe we should use first names." "Stop the engine, please." "Sorry." "License and registration." "0f course." "Hi, Maurice." "Huguette!" "I'd never have recognized you." " I've changed that much?" " No..." "It's the way you're dressed." " 0kay?" " Great." "And you?" "Were we speeding?" " No, we're on red alert." " Why?" "We're checking all cars with Paris plates." "There's a serial killer on the loose." "It's your lucky day." "This is him." "The serial killer's my fiancé." "Say hello." "Nice car." "Come down to visit?" "To introduce this animal to my folks." "Cute, isn't he?" "You're so cute." "What does he do?" "What does he do?" " I'm a doctor." " Good!" "A doctor..." "Specialized?" "No, a physician." "Specialized in all specialties." "Heard about Denise?" "I heard she died." " So?" " What?" "You could take over her salon." "Fancy moving here?" "Would you want to?" "It's a beautiful spot." "Pure mountain air." "Try to convince her." "Right, Huguette?" "No way." "It was hard enough getting away." "I won't be coming back." " Gone off the mountains?" " No, I still love them." "But Paris is Paris." "I can't deny that." "You're meeting her mom?" "You won't be disappointed." "Do you know her daughter?" "No, not yet." "A real beauty." "She'll break a heart or two." "0kay, I'll let you lovebirds get on with it." "We're expected." "Here they are!" "Dad!" "They're here!" "Hi, bro." "How are you?" " Good." "And you?" " Meet my fiancé." "Come on, honey." "Hello, Mom." "Hello, Mom." "My fiancé." "Isaac Silberman." "Delighted." "Isn't your name Paul?" "Actually, it's Isaac Paul Silberman." "That's right." "We call him Paul." "It's short and simple." "Look, this is my dad." "Hello, Dad." "This is his horse." "And this is my daughter." "My darling daughter!" "Meet my fiancé." "Got a kiss for your mom?" "I hope she told you we're very humble farmers." " What?" " I'll explain." "This is my daughter's room." "The way you're dressed..." "What?" "It's my fall gear." "This is the dining room." "My parents' bedroom..." "You missed breakfast, so we'll have lunch." "It smells good." "What have you made?" "Cabbage stew." "I'll show you my brother's room." "It's beautiful." "This is the cowshed." "It's big." "Want to change?" "Yes." "Come and see my attic." "So you really are a doctor?" "What kind of question is that?" "Come on." "She never wanted an ordinary room." "Careful, I spent my childhood tripping on these crap stairs." "Here you go, honey." "This is my room." "Thank you." "Are you okay?" "Why the Jewish name?" "No idea." "I improvised." "What do you think of my daughter?" "I love her already." "See how she hates me?" "It's horrible." "I'll get changed." "The fox is among the geese." "There'll be dead fowl by morning." "What?" "Nothing." "Just taking notes, for my book." "I'll get changed." "Make an effort." "You don't see her often." "Precisely." "Can I come in?" "Something smells good." "Is that the sports paper?" "Can I take a look?" "The usual drivel." " You don't like sport?" " Sport..." "I hate sport!" "I don't like sport at all." "Not at all." "I loathe sport." "I hate sport!" "All right." "Huguette won't be long." "You look well, Dad." "He said two words yesterday." "You're nothing like the way she described you." "You never listen on the phone." "We imagined you being... taller, younger..." "It's the beard." "Usually, he's clean-shaven." "Grey stubble." "It makes me look older." "Do you believe in God?" "Yes." "Like most Jews." "Can you eat pig meat?" "0f course." "I'm only Jewish on my father's side." "Meaning?" "You're only really Jewish if your mother is." "So he eats pig meat." "So I eat pig meat." "Since we have a doctor here..." "My knee hurts." "The knee is usually the mind." "How's it linked to the mind?" "What I mean is... the mind controls the body." "Both knees?" "No, the left one mainly." "It may not be the mind." "We'll look after lunch." "I'll take a look at it." "I thought Jews didn't drink." "Don't you believe it!" "They put the gas in soda." "To the guy who's landed you at last." "I'm so ugly, you can't believe a guy would marry me?" "Where will you go for your honeymoon?" "Lady Di's grave." "Jewish humor." "I love it." "It makes me laugh." " You slept on your first date?" " What the hell is this?" "What a question?" "Who raised you?" "We're killing the hog later." "That's a sight to see." "I have trouble with bullfighting, even on TV." "He hates the sight of blood." "You're a doctor!" "A physician, not a butcher." "If you'd rather go trout fishing, I'm an expert." "I'd prefer that." "That way, I'll have a quick nap." "Don't be late for the engagement dinner." "For our engagement." "0f course, honey." "Will you stop sulking at us?" " I'm only sulking at you." " Why?" " You're never here." " I am now, so be happy!" "You and your trout saved my life." "That massacre would have finished me off." "Do you often do magic tricks?" "It was my first trade." "It was?" "So where are the trout?" "Behind the gully across the mountain." " Across it?" " Yes, through the forest." "Cherry trees in flower" "Birds sing in the bower After a springtime shower..." " You know that song?" " I heard it last night." "You're serious?" " Me too!" " You did?" "The Gilbert Bécaud night." "I've seen bears do this." "But not teddy bears!" "I'm the teddy bear?" "You could say that." "It's still moving." "Do many people know this spot?" "Not really." "No one comes here." "That's magic too." "You're not much like a doctor." "Fall ill and you'll see." "This is weird, they've been gone four hours already." "They seem to get on well anyhow." "Not too well, I hope." "I'll never get used to killing the hog." "How many of us are there?" "Just us and the neighbors, 12 or 13 in all." "Isn't it a bit soon for an engagement dinner?" "You're not sure this time?" "How long have you known him?" "Since I first consulted him, about a month." "Alain, can you go to the river to see if they're lost?" "Sabrina knows the area inside out." "Why not call his cell phone?" "Because I don't know his number." "You don't know it?" "No, I don't." "I don't like this." "I don't like this at all." "Remember when you went trout fishing?" "You and Dad would never get back before dark." "I went with Dad, not with some stranger." "A stranger?" "Your future husband." "But she doesn't know him and she's so pretty!" "Look what we've got!" "Where the hell have you been?" "What took you so long?" "What?" "You've been gone six hours, dammit!" " What?" " We didn't notice the time." "Six hours to catch a few trout!" "I've been shit-scared here!" "Sabrina told me so much." " So much about what?" " Calm down." "No, I'm not calm!" "Everyone's already here!" "So much about what?" "It's a secret." " We swore not to tell, huh?" " A secret?" "Let's eat then." "They've been waiting an hour already!" "Captain?" "My husband just came back." "That's good news." "No, it's a disaster." "What do you mean?" "Seeing you every day in your office, you're all I can think about." "And that's a disaster?" "What do I do about him?" "Some time ago, on the bus to high school, a woman sat down opposite me." "We decided to go to the terminus together." "For three days, I even thought a bus had run you down." "Actually, I came back to tell you that I'm leaving." "For good." "Shall I wake the kids?" "I'd rather you explain first." "Explain what?" "That their dad is in love with a bus?" "You don't care about me leaving you?" "Thank you." "Good night." "Good night and thank you." "A goodnight kiss?" "I'll tuck Sabrina in." "Wait upstairs." "Good night." "Thanks for the trout." "Good night, sweetheart." "Sorry about earlier but I was really frantic." "Good night, Mom." "Try to keep this one, okay?" "Don't worry." "I think he likes me." "Sleep tight." " What's wrong?" " Why don't you know his cell number?" "I'll explain in the morning." "Sleep well." "You drank too much." "I saw you." "How can I ever thank you?" "I'll take the couch." "I disgust you that much?" "Are you scared of women?" "0r did Sabrina tell you everything?" "Usually, women are scared of me." "And she told me nothing." "So what's the secret between you?" " A medical secret." " You think I'm stupid?" "You do, you think I'm stupid." "You already want a divorce?" "0nly natural." "You marry a hairdresser, not a hooker." " I'm sorry?" " Isn't that what she told you?" "Nobody else knows." "Drinking more water won't help." "I'll take the couch then." "I did that for my mother." "She has doubts because I didn't know your cell number." "Breakfast!" "Just a second, Mom." "Let us get decent." "Come in." "So?" "Did you sleep well?" "Not a lot." "Fairly badly." "Thanks, Mom." "This looks good." "You'll stay for lunch?" "I don't know yet." "I have to call Paris." "I really was a hairdresser." "But, actually," "when Sabrina's father split, this rage came over me and it never stopped growing." "A rage against men." "So you make them all pay now." "Do you want jam?" "Please." "I didn't sleep a wink." "You know, Sabrina had the grace not to tell me." "She admires you a lot but can't say so." "You really want to leave today?" "Can I call you from time to time?" "Your doctor fiancé..." "Hasn't he called?" "Let him call." "It'll be fun, believe me." "I have to get going." "You were tipsy last night." " I wasn't!" " You were." "Just a little." "0ff you go." "Too bad he couldn't stay for lunch." "He's a great guy." "Part Chaplin, part Michel Simon." "He did sidesplitting imitations while we were fishing..." "Was that your secret?" "When do you leave?" "Sick of me already?" "We're so used to lightning visits." "Sir..." "Call me Paul." "Not an easy place to find..." "Can we help you?" "I won't beat about the bush." "I'd like to marry your daughter." "How many are you marrying?" "Give me a second." "Don't worry." "It's simpler than it looks." "Are you a doctor by any chance?" "That's how I met Huguette, yes." "Meet her for real now." "Piss off!" " Piss off!" " Come on, I apologize." "Piss off, I said!" "Not in my car!" "You walk, asshole!" "You're out of here on foot!" "Get lost, you shit!" "Calm down." "Let's talk." "You're out of shots." " Piss off!" " 0kay, I get the message!" "You come in my mouth and dump me like a shit!" "Get lost!" " A real eye-opener..." " Get lost!" "Glad to have met you." "I'll call you." "We're not speaking again, asshole!" "Xanax morning and evening." "0nce you calm down, call me." "You know everything now." "And the other one?" "I'm not good enough for him." "I wanted to make you happy." "I'm sorry." "Yes, that's my card." "Highway FM." "Special newsflash." "Good news." "Georges Maury, the serial rapist that the French police have been hunting for, was arrested earlier in a café in Beaune, as he approached three high school girls." "More details in our next bulletin." "Excuse me, what's going on?" "Shall I get a locksmith?" "Sorry, it's never happened before." "We'll go to my brother's." "He lives just downstairs." "He's away." "It's better, for the children." "With that door, I forgot to say hello." "What does your brother do?" "He wanted to be a writer but he's Judith Ralitzer's secretary." " That's not so bad." " You know her?" "Don't we all?" "He lives here?" "Yes." "We're so close, we've never managed to part." "We even did magic shows together when we were still in Burgundy." "Will you be moving to HQ soon?" "If all goes well, next week, God willing." "Morning, ladies." "Two days from Paris to Cannes?" "I'll explain everything." "I almost called the cops." "You had vanished completely." "That's funny." "A disappearance may be the subject of your next novel." "Skipper!" "I had loads of ideas along the way." "I'll tell you later." "You already know the crew." "And this is Patricia." "My new accountant, press agent and also my masseuse." "Hello, boy." "I'll leave you to get settled in and change." "Then tell me everything." "It's as beautiful as ever here." "Taste this." "The year we met." "It was my husband's favorite." "You remember?" "Your subject?" "The journey of a man across France." "We won't ever know, until the end, of course," "if he's a teacher who has abandoned his wife and kids, everything," "a serial killer on the run, or a writer in search of a character." "A sort of..." "Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde." "To the power of three." "There." "Suspense guaranteed." "Not bad." "I also forgot to say that he thinks he's God." "You have a title?" "God, the Other." "Your first metaphysical thriller." "If it's all that good, you're forgiven." "I already have the back cover." "Want to hear it?" "Warning; a masterpiece." "Take this book to the beach and you'll skip lunch and dinner too in order to read the last line." "God, the 0ther is a totally hypnotic thriller of astounding intelligence." "The construction is even more surprising than in Tracks." "Judith Ralitzer confirms her iconoclastic talent and literary ambition, using brilliance and humor to exorcize her devilish words." "If the novel is as good as the back cover, I'll marry you!" "But the main character, is it the teacher, the serial killer, God or the novelist?" "It's a surprise." "Wonderful!" "He's a famous novelist's ghost." "Who is ending seven years of slavery." "Meaning?" "Meaning my life with you, madam, and the end of that life." "Go on." "Remember those words at the end of La Comédie humaine?" ""I'll be the author and you'll be the drama."" "Well, from today on," "I'm the author and you're the drama." "What are you trying to say?" "I'll put my name on this novel." "Given the seven year itch, maybe the little ghost can stop haunting you?" "Wine makes you whiny." "Not bad." "I'll note that one." "Get in the swim of things." "I don't think you understand." "I'm signing this book!" "You're dead." "Not leaving by car?" "It's yours." "I left the keys." "I'm sorry." "I was being vile, totally foul." "You're right." "You can't stay my ghost forever." "You're incredibly talented and I thank you." "I owe you so much." "Just now you wanted to drown me." "But before that I wanted to marry you." "Come back." "I'll call my publisher later to sell a certain Pierre Laclos to him." " What's behind this?" " Nothing." "Don't judge a book by its cover." "I'm proud to be your Pygmalion." "So what's the deal?" "Write your masterpiece on my yacht." "Boulevard de la Gare, Montreuil." "Florence Ravier, 43, doesn't understand why her husband, a high school teacher, has suddenly left his job, wife, children and low-rent apartment in Montreuil." "Flo?" "It's me." " Little brother!" "Where are you?" " On the boat." "I wanted to ask you if you'd mind if I called one of my characters Florence." "No." "Is she a lot like me?" "How's your detective?" "He's put me in custody." "I'll call you back." "You take care too." "Little brother?" "Little brother." "Good morning." "You slept well?" "I dreamt a lot mostly." "Breakfast on deck." ""You're dead," she told me." "I'm bound to die when I write "the end"." "When and where exactly, that is the question." "When and where will Judith write "the end"?" "I was so proud when you came to meet me." "I had an A in French." "I was top in French at your age too." "In fact, that's how... he jumped on me." "That's how I was born?" "I've told you 20 times." "But why did he leave?" "He was scared of having kids." "A teacher scared of kids?" "Let's make the most of this, okay." "You never went after him?" "I'd have strangled him if I had." "What if I tried?" "How can he explain 13 years of silence?" "Not even a postcard!" "Tell me, honey, what if I took over the local hair salon?" "As soon as I saw her," "I knew Huguette was just an ordinary victim." "a moth, blindly drawn to the light that would burn her." "Just a little moth." "Hairdresser." "Only natural for an airhead." "I shampooed Lady Di the day before she died." "All women are airheads." "Most men too, in fact." "Huguette was the prototype." "Unable to control her emotions and words." "Lady Di wasn't in Paris that day." "How could she have done her hair?" "Her white lies were works of art." "If she'd told me she was the French team's goalkeeper," "I'd have believed her." "That book you're about to write, sign it with your name." "And dedicate it to Huguette." "Huguette, you'll remember?" "It rhymes with coquette." "Have you always liked wine?" "0r did your husband teach you?" "No, I've always liked it." "And the fact he did too just added to his charm." "They call you the Queen of Burgundy in Burgundy?" " That's what I heard." " It's true." "Does that shock you?" "Do you know why?" "No." "Tell me." "Because the Queen of Burgundy had many lovers." "And had them killed on by one." "François, it's Judith." "You won't have Judith Ralitzer's latest in three months but the first novel by an unknown genius." "Did you hear me?" "Yes, I said a genius." "His name is Pierre Laclos." "How did I meet him?" "He's been my secretary for seven years." "Yes, that's the one." ""What can be" ""more beautiful" ""than a perfect crime?" ""Two perfect crimes."" "Here I am." "Do you like it?" "You're magnificent." "Magnificent." "You really won't come to the party?" "I have to finish." "You don't even know Elba." "I've never been a big Napoleon fan." "Another thing that sets us apart." "I adore him." "See you later." "See you later." "Beautiful!" "Aren't you at the party, Patricia?" "I wasn't invited." "Why didn't you go with Judith?" "I've been to jet set parties for seven years." "Reaching the buffet is like trench warfare." "She seems pleased to be writing with you." "With me?" "She said that?" "With you." "She thinks it will be her best novel." "Yes." "I hope so." "It's your birthday today?" "Would you like a massage as a birthday present?" "What has she told you exactly about what she's writing?" "That if she managed to pull off the last chapter, it would be a perfect novel." "How was the party?" "Grim." "I can see why Napoleon fled." "We're going to do the same." "Head for Cannes." " And sail all night?" " Please." "I'll check the weather." "How's the last chapter coming along?" "I await your judgment, madam." "You really liked it?" "I'm dying of envy." "I feel like killing you." "You know talent is very sexy?" "I'll count to ten, then close the door." "0ne..." "Two..." "Eight and a half..." "Nine..." "Nine and a half..." " Morning, Patricia." " Morning, madam." "Is Monsieur Pierre up?" "I haven't seen him yet." "When did we arrive in Cannes?" "About an hour ago." "Why didn't you wake me?" "I thought..." "You really haven't seen him?" "No, not yet." "Captain..." "Pierre..." "Captain..." "Yes, madam." " Have you seen Monsieur Pierre?" " Not since we docked." "When did you last see him?" "At dawn, two miles out." "What did he want?" "0ne last drink." "Was he drunk?" "He seemed rather merry." "Could you go and see if..." "Monsieur Pierre's cabin?" "Madam, I already did his cabin." "Apparently, he hadn't slept there." "When did you last see him?" "I just told you." "I was alone at the helm, he came on deck, we chatted," "I went to get him a drink." "When I returned, I thought he was back in his cabin." "But... if he fell overboard, could he swim to land?" "Not in his state." " This is a first." " What?" "You never did my hair before." "You know what happiness is?" "Whatever you do for the first time." "We have a lot of happiness left." "Hello, girls." "Good luck for your first day." "Can I be your first customer?" "Sorry, the deputy mayor has already been in and now I'm doing my daughter." "You'll be the third." "I'm in the top three." "Give me two minutes." "Can I have a word?" "Sure." "What is it?" "I heard it on the radio." "Your first fiancé fell off Judith Ralitzer's boat." "I was perhaps the last to see him." "At 6 AM, he came on deck." "He had been drinking heavily." "He asked me for one last drink." "When I returned, I thought he was back below." "After we docked, we realized he'd probably fallen overboard." "I'm as upset as you are, Florence." "I don't know what to say." "Why didn't the captain react?" "He was convinced your brother was back in his cabin." "As long as they keep searching, we mustn't lose hope." "I'll keep you posted." "I'll call you." "Take care." "Get me the Cannes police." "How long can you last in the water?" "It depends on the temperature." "It's good to be here." "Why didn't you tell the police the truth?" "What truth?" "That you slept with him just before he vanished." "I'm going back to Paris." "Why?" "You haven't been here a year." "My only regular customers are my family." "Hi!" "The book you ordered." "I'll be in to pay you later." "Listen to this." ""Judith Ralitzer confirms her iconoclastic talent" ""and literary ambition, using brilliance and humor," ""to exorcize her devilish words."" "I knew Huguette was just an ordinary victim." "A moth blindly drawn to the light that would burn her." "Just a moth." "Huguette smoked too much, that's what killed her." "Not smoking but the killer she unwisely followed in a gas station after being dumped by her fiancé who hated Lady Di and smoking." "For Huguette." "Like your heroine." "Remember me?" "Sorry, I see so many people." "The hair salon on Avenue Matignon..." " Perhaps." " I forgive you." "It was ages ago." "To Huguette and to God" "I don't know if God is the other, but I know who the devil is now." "What do you mean?" "How did your ghost die?" "For Daniel." "Excuse me." "Just a minute, please." "Mademoiselle!" "Wait!" "Excuse me!" "I'm Judith Ralitzer's assistant." "Could I have your details?" "They're in the book." "Haven't you read it?" "What do you mean?" "Were you on the boat last year?" "So she bought you off, like the rest of the crew." " The captain told the truth." " Is it your truth?" "All right." "Madame Ralitzer won't hear from me again." "That bitch is going on TV tomorrow in your brother's place." "What does your cop think?" "I called him." "He should be here soon." "Something to drink?" "You still think he died accidentally?" "Falling overboard is common." " Who profits from the crime?" " What crime?" "Your brother wrote this book!" "I'm Huguette!" "The heroine of his story, with my mountains, my family, the lot!" "I don't know this Judith Ralitzer!" "All I know is she's a killer, like in her novels." "I need to see your detective to start over from scratch." " What'll you have to drink?" " I'm not thirsty!" "Forgive me." "Is this where he wrote?" "I haven't touched a thing." "Can I sit down?" "It's as if you've found yourself or met up with yourself." "Something strangely new occurs in this book." "God, the Other is so different from Tracks..." "What inspired you?" "Without wishing to pry, what lies behind this change?" "I don't know." "Perhaps God whispered it to me." "God Himself?" "God or Pierre Laclos?" "I have to ask." "God or Pierre Laclos?" "It's been seven years." "The imposture's lasted long enough." "Don't you recognize me?" "You don't recognize your main character?" "When you steal someone else's book, you change the names at least!" "Sorry, I have to ask Madame Ralitzer this." "Was it God or Pierre Laclos?" "Stick to what you know." " I know all right." " You know nothing." "Are you saying she didn't write this book?" " Precisely." " Why ask her that?" "Who wrote The Three Musketeers?" "Dumas or his ghost?" "And who was Shakespeare really?" "Did Michelangelo or his assistants paint the Sistine Chapel?" "It makes no sense." "Does it really matter?" "Less than your men's deaths." "We've hit the jackpot!" "Excuse me, Mr. Moati." "Would you please come with me, Madame Ralitzer?" "Captain Leroux, Police HQ." "I have a few questions for her." "I'd prefer Madame Ralitzer to come with me." "It was an accident, I tell you." "It was an accident, I tell you." "Pierre Laclos was blind drunk that night." "You read the captain's statement." "Who made him drink?" "He needed no help for that." "There were traces of a strong sleeping draft found in a glass." "A glass that had been used since Mr. Laclos's prints and yours were found on it." "A sleeping draft?" "So?" "I take one before bed every night." "Is that illegal?" ""What is more beautiful than the perfect crime?" ""Two perfect crimes."" "Isn't that a confession?" "It's not a confession." "It's literature." "You were publicly accused of murder." "The madwoman's word is as good as mine?" "The "madwoman" knows a lot." "Where's my attorney?" "He's on his way." "He'll be here soon." "Back to your husband..." "No one can prevent a suicide." ""A good crime beats a bad divorce." Page 245 of your novel." "Mr. Laclos's novel." "You make me feel sick." "Your coffee." "Why not start at the beginning?" "It was in '98." "I went to Burgundy." "To Beaune." "I wanted to write a novel set in the wine world." "On visiting a large estate near Beaune," "I fell in love with the owner of it." "That was my last question." "Listen..." "I was delighted to answer your questions all week, the thousand questions of your novel." "I now have one question for you." "Go ahead." "The true question is one usually asked only in churches or registry offices and that you answer, "I do."" "That's beautifully put." "May I use it in my novel?" "Can you say it again?" "It's a question asked only in churches or registry offices and that you answer, "I do."" "The men I've frequented don't have pleasant memories of me." "At my wedding reception, I met my so-called second victim." "He was a reporter for the local paper at the time." "He interviewed me and, on reading his article the next day," "I saw he used his pen well." "So I asked him if he would like to be my secretary." "Three months later, when my husband learnt I didn't want children and that marriage wasn't for me, he took his own life." "I'm going to have to indict you." " Judith Ralitzer?" " In there." "Wake me from this nightmare." "Calm down, Judith." "The police have nothing to go on." "Why believe that madwoman?" "They're following any track they can." "Would you believe that the captain is the victim's sister's lover?" "A Ghost Murder" "Would you read your statement and sign it, please?" "Read it but don't sign it." "What kind of dirty trick is this?" "Let's call it... a magic trick that worked at last." "I'd like to understand." "Why did we wait seven years?" "Maybe we needed to sleep with a few words first?" "That's beautiful!" "To literature." "What's that there?" "France, I hope." "You're up early." "It would be a crime to sleep on a morning like this." "The perfect crime even, skipper." "What's this I see?" "Look at this empty glass, skipper." "Would you..." "Could you fill it for me?" "Please..." "Haven't you had enough?" "Know what Blondin said?" ""Literature is a blend of liters and erasures."" "All right." "You're too kind." " Can you take the helm?" " Certainly." "Careful..." " What do I do?" " Just hold it." "0kay, I'll hold it." "It's on automatic pilot anyway." "Two automatic pilots now." "What if I see an iceberg?" "It's time you went back to bed." "Why stage such a thing?" "I knew that when I wrote "the end", you would get rid of me one way or another." "I imagined the perfect crime for you." "God, the Other by an unknown would have sold what?" "3,000 copies at the most." "Signed by Ralitzer, it's top of the best-seller list." "This much treachery is a lot for one man." "I called your publisher from the yacht one night." "That's when I understood that my days were numbered." "And you sent Huguette to humiliate me in public?" "She thought I was dead too." "But I forgot she knew too much." "And now?" "What do you want?" "To see you leave this place." "Cleared." "Totally cleared." "Cleared by your ghost." "You're the most innocent culprit ever." "A 1953 vintage." "The year of your birth." "If I understand rightly, I'm free." "Can I go?" "I'd rather go alone." "She chose the same way out as Hemingway or Romain Gary." "Authors, as well I know, are fragile people." "Perhaps more fragile and more sensitive than others." "Judith was a great author and a great writer." "How can anyone vanish for a year?" "Some vanish for good." "Meaning?" " Remember Sabrina's father?" " Here we go again." "Page 250..." "A hooker hairdresser, is that true too?" "What do you think?" "Were you a hooker or a hairdresser?" "I did hookers' hair." "Happy now?" "I'll move to another room." "Where are you?" "Judith paid with her life." "Are you sure it's a good idea?" "What were you doing all year?" "I often felt like calling you." "But when I heard your voice," "I hung up." "Why arrange to meet here?" "This is where our tracks first crossed." "Is this song familiar?" "Did she plan to kill you?" "I killed Judith in a way." "And I finished her off." "You've changed your glasses." "Real writer's glasses..." "Close your eyes." "Close your eyes." "Count to ten." "T R A C K S" "I think I see cops on the right." "And I don't know them..." "The eyes of a hawk..." "No, of an airhead." "Where are we off to like this?" "Subtitles:" "Ian Burley" "Subtitle processing:" "Global Vision" "T R A C K S"

"[ALAN LAUGHING]" "ALAN:" "Oh, oh, that is so true." "I know exactly what you mean." "Oh, hang on, I'll get you an ashtray." " Oh, hey, Charlie." " Hey, what's going on?" "Oh, I have a friend over from my single-parent support group." "Oh, yeah, unattached moms." "I gotta check out that group." " But you don't have a kid." " Are they really strict about that?" "Because at the dog park, you show up with a leash and say, "That's him by the tree."" "It's a single-parent group." "You need to be a single parent." "Seems a little prejudiced if you ask me." "Hey, Alan, can I use your bathroom, or should I just pee off the deck?" "Heh, it's right down the hall." "Oh, uh, Greg, uh, this is my brother, Charlie." "Charlie, Greg." "CHARLIE:" "Hey." " Hey, nice place." "Thanks." "She's a little butch for you, isn't she?" "Greg is a divorced dad." "He's got a daughter around Jake's age." "Well, you can understand my confusion." "You think I joined a group to pick up women?" "No, I think you joined a support group because you're a whiny little wuss." "But as long as you're there, you might as well nail a few." " Sex is not what the group's about." " Oh, grow up." "You put single men and women on chairs in a church basement they're gonna start mounting each other." "The depths of your degeneracy continue to astound me." "Really?" "Still?" "So, Charlie, I'm guessing by the stack of racing forms next to the can you bet the ponies." " Hey, I'd bet on rabbits if you could get them organized." "[CHUCKLES]" "Is there a story behind that riding crop hanging on the wall?" "Oh, yeah, that's a souvenir from a wonderful weekend in Louisville, Kentucky." " Oh, you went to the Derby?" " No, it was a Hilton by the airport." "[CHUCKLES]" " How about you?" "Do you hit the track?" " It's actually my second-biggest expense after alimony." " So all your money goes to the nags, huh?" "[LAUGHS]" " Hey, your brother's funny." " At first." "I'll get us some more beers." "Charlie, you smoke cigars?" "I'd smoke rabbits if you could keep them lit." " So divorced dad, huh?" " Yep." " How long were you married?" " Sixteen years." "Whoa." "What ended it?" "Cheating?" "Drinking?" "Gambling?" "Gay." " Oh, her?" " No." "Ah, ahem." "So, what, you didn't wanna try drinking or gambling?" "So, what about you, Charlie?" "Ever been married?" "Ha, are you kidding?" "My brother is definitely not the marrying kind." " Oh?" "Confirmed bachelor." " No, no, nothing's confirmed." "I mean, I just think variety is the spice of life." "And as far as spices go, some people like salt, some people like pepper some people like salt and pepper." "Me, I like women." "Ahem." "Me too." "Some of my best friends are women." "No, no, don't..." "Don't misunderstand." "None of my friends are women." " Oh, I see." " No, you don't." "Oh, damn." "I have to take a rain check on that beer." "I gotta get going." "Oh, oh, okay." "Uh, we still on for Sunday?" "Looking forward to it." "Really nice meeting you." " I'll see you at the track sometime." " You never know." " Santa Anita or Hollywood Park?" " Which one do you like?" " Oh, I'll go either way." " Apparently." "Oh, he's bad." "You have no idea." " Okay, so I'll see you Sunday." " Bye-bye." "Adios." " Great guy, huh?" " Yeah, yeah, terrific." " How much do you know about him?" " Well, I know he's a successful architect his daughter's a soccer player, he's gay, he has a boat, he went to UC Berkeley... okay, okay, back up a little." "Oh, it's a sailboat." "Well, it's more of a sloop." "He's..." " He's taking me and Jake out on Sunday." " No, no, no, one more." "What?" "He's gay?" "What about it?" "Nothing, I'm just looking out for you." "I mean, does he wanna take you sailing, or does he wanna take you..." "[SINGSONGY] ...sailing?" "Don't be silly." "He knows I'm not gay." "Are you sure?" "For 16 years, he didn't know he was gay." "You don't believe two men can be friends, just because one of them is gay?" "It has nothing to do with gay." "Imagine he were a straight guy and you were an attractive young woman." " Do you think you could just be friends?" " How attractive?" "What?" "I mean, uh, you know, am I kind of cute in a tomboy sort of way or am I smoking hot and working it?" "[SIGHS]" "Okay, okay, let's start again." "Imagine you were a straight guy." " And...?" " No "and." That's it." "Berta, how long have you been working for me?" "Define "working."" "What kind of hair conditioner do I use?" "I quit." "[SIGHS]" "I use a wash-out conditioner, then blow-dry with a dab of styling gel." "But you got me a leave-in conditioner." "Why would you get leave-in conditioner?" " The truth?" " Please." "It came with a free Lady Schick." "Berta, my hair is important to me." "All right, don't get your panties in a bunch." "What is that supposed to mean?" "It means don't get so agitated that your undergarments become entangled within your crack." "Hey, hey, hey." "I am not agitated, I just like having extra body without you know, stiffness." "Okay, why don't you guys hang outside while we throw together some lunch?" "Okay." "Come on, Sophie." " This is a cool house." " Yeah, it's my weekend place." "I have a second home in the valley." " I think they like each other." " Oh, Jake is smitten." "I usually only see that look on his face when we go to the pancake house." " Hey." " Hi, Charlie." " Hey, how'd the sailing go?" " Oh, great." "Perfect weather." " Here, I, uh, brought you a present." " Really?" "Yeah, it's one of those Cuban fellas you like puffing on." " That's very sweet, thank you." " You're very welcome." "Did you do something different with your hair?" "Looks nice." "Don't get me started." "So when did you find out about your dad?" " Find out what?" " That he's gay." "My dad's not gay." "You sure?" "My dad is." " No kidding?" " Yep." "You smell like strawberries." "It's my lip gloss." "Cool." "Does it taste like it smells?" " You wanna find out?" " Sure." "Mm." "Can we watch a soccer game instead of basketball?" "What are you, nuts?" "Sophie says soccer's the most popular sport in the world." "Well, then they don't need us to watch it." "You know what would be a good idea?" "Maple-syrup lip gloss." "Your mom will be here any minute." " I told you to get ready." " I'm ready." " Did you do your homework?" " No." "[GRUNTS]" "Jake, I promised your mother you'd have it done." "Well, next time you'll know better." "[SIGHS]" "I think Jake has a thing for your boyfriend's daughter." "He's not my boyfriend." "We're friends." "Friends, huh?" "Alan, when an intelligent, successful, attractive man wants to be friends with you something is amiss." "Excuse me, but if Greg were to be interested in anybody around here it would be you." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." " What are you talking about?" " Heh." "Come on, Charlie, you got to admit you put out a special kind of vibe." "You don't mean special, you mean:" "[SINGSONGY] Special." "And I don't." "You're 40 years old, you've never been married you play the piano, you're meticulous about your appearance..." "Hey, hey, hey, I've got a riding crop in my bathroom that never touched a horse." "Your bathroom also has two kinds of skin moisturizer various hair gels, colognes, powders and emollients." "I only have one moisturizer." "The other one is a sun block with moisturizer." "Ah, right, you need that sun block for when you lean out the front door to get the paper." "[SIGHS]" "There's no shade out there in the morning, Alan." "Uh-huh." "Excuse me for not wanting to spend my 50s looking like a catcher's mitt." "All right, all right, let's, uh, scoot away from the Clinique counter for a minute and, uh, discuss some of the people you've attracted." "Okay." "You're thinking about that time at the House of Blues and there's no way I could've known that was a guy." "He was 6'2" and could palm a medicine ball." "I was drunk, he was tucked, taped and gorgeous." "Charlie, you brought home a dude in a dress." "A dude who wanted to be a woman which means he was looking for a straight man, which is me." "Rationalize it any way you want, but he still sends you flowers on valentine's Day." "Only because I was a gentleman." " So how was your weekend?" " It was okay." " We went sailing." " Oh, how nice." " What else?" " Nothing." "Oh, yeah, I think Dad's gay now." "That was a red light, Mom." "So, Charlie, I haven't seen you in a while." "What's up?" "Why does something have to be up?" "Can't I just drop by and say hello?" "For $350 an hour, you can say anything you want." "Okay, well, there is something that's been kind of gnawing at me." "Mm-hm." "Well, this friend of mine..." "Your friend?" "Yeah, a friend." "It's your money, Charlie." "Okay." "Okay." "Is it possible that I could be gay without knowing it?" "Why do you ask?" "Well, my brother's got this friend..." "We're talking $ 7 a minute." "No, no, no, this friend's real." "He's gay, and apparently I triggered his gaydar." " Well, I can understand that." " You can?" "[IN DEEP VOICE] You can?" "Let me ask you something, Charlie." "Have you ever had sex with a man?" "No." "No." "Absolutely not." "[SIGHS]" "All right, I copped a feel once, but I was drunk and he had breasts." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" " Hey, is Jake ready?" " Jake, your father's here." " He'll be right out." " Good." "So, uh, how've you been?" " Good." "And you?" " Good." "Oh, come here." "I am so proud of you." "Thanks." "What did I do?" "Alan, you don't have to hide anymore." "Jake told me all about you and Greg." "I want you to know I completely support you." " Oh, gee, Judith, um..." " Is that him in the car?" "Gee, he's cute." "Hello." "That must be his daughter." "I can see why Jake has a crush on her." " Yeah, we're taking them to the movies..." " This makes so much sense." "I can't believe I didn't see this when we were married." " See what?" " Oh, come on, Alan." "You picking out my clothes, your neat fetish, the show tunes, the sex." " There was no sex." " Exactly." "All those years you were so miserable, and look at you now." "You're glowing." "No, wait." "Hang on a second." "The reason that there was no..." " Really, I'm glowing?" " Well, yeah." "To think, all this time I've been blaming myself because the marriage didn't work." "No, I'm pretty sure you've been blaming me." "It was nobody's fault, Alan." "I'm just so glad you've finally accepted who you really are." "JAKE:" "Hey, Dad." " Hey, buddy." "Hey, Sophie." "You boys are so cute with your double dates." " Listen, Judith..." " I almost forgot." "Your mother told me to tell you that she's behind you a hundred percent." " When did you talk to my mother?" " Well, after Jake told me, I called her." " Why?" " We had a little bet." "It's not important." "[LAUGHS]" "Bye-bye." "I mean, okay, I do care about my appearance." "Plus I've got mother issues and a bit of a flair for interior design." "You know, sconces, throw pillows, bric-a-brac." "Mm." "But when it comes to penises, I am pretty clear that the only one I want winking at me is my own." "Who are you trying to convince here, Charlie?" "Me or you?" "You, and then I want you to convince me." "Why do you need convincing?" " Wow, good question." " Thanks." "Once in a while I get a little wood on the ball." "I mean, it has been suggested to me that all of my womanizing is just my way of overcompensating." "Who suggested that?" "Uh, mostly the women I was overcompensating on top of." "Well, this is a very interesting area, but I'm afraid we're out of time." "What?" "No, no, we can't stop here." " I have a patient waiting, Charlie." " Right." "Hold on a sec." "Here, go get yourself something to eat." "Come back in an hour." "Okay, new clock." "[CHARLIE CLEARS THROAT]" "My mom took my temperature the baby way till I was 8 years old." "[FILM SOUNDTRACK PLAYING ON STEREO]" "[QUIETLY] Hey, Dad." " Yeah?" " It's okay if I'm not gay, right?" "Jake, listen, you and I need to clear the air about something." " After I call Sophie." " You just saw her." " What do you need to talk about?" " Boy-girl stuff." "You wouldn't understand." "Hey, Alan." "Your mom called." " She gave me the news." " Oh, God." "Come here." "I'm proud of you, Zippy." "The world is a happier place once you figure out whether you're the pin or the cushion." "Good night." "Charlie?" " Yeah?" " I think I might be gay." "What did you do, Alan?" "Nothing, but I'm starting to put the pieces together." "Which piece did you put where, Alan?" "I'm just thinking that..." "[SIGHS] ...I've failed at every female relationship I've had." "Oh, come on, that makes every man in the world gay." "Let me finish." "I've been unappy for most of my life." "I've never really fit in anywhere and now, suddenly, I'm happy." "Some might even say I'm glowing." "There is a big leap between glowing and flaming." "I'm just saying that this friendship with Greg has been so easy and fun, and everybody else just seems happier thinking I'm gay." "Maybe that's the answer." "What was the question?" "Who is Alan Harper?" "That's easy." "Alan Harper is an idiot." "Why is my sexuality so threatening to you?" "It's not threatening." "I am not threatened." " Is that so?" " Okay." " Okay." " Hmm?" "Now, you listen to me." "You're not gay, I'm not gay, nobody's gay." " Nobody's gay?" " Not in this house." "Where are you going?" "I have to buy some new hair conditioner." " That was a good meeting tonight." " Yeah, it was okay but some of those single moms get real gossipy." "Oh, oh, like, uh, Rebecca Milford:" "Yakety-yakety-yakety." "And did you see what she had on?" "Who could miss it?" "A woman that size should not wear paisley." "[CHUCKLES]" " Okay, thanks for the ride." " Oh, oh, no problem." "We still taking the kids to the mall Saturday?" "You kidding?" "I'm taking Jake to the mall Friday so he can have cool clothes to wear to the mall Saturday." "[BOTH CHUCKLE]" "So maybe I'll see you there Friday." "Okay, bye-bye." " Greg, wait." " Yeah?" "[GREG GRUNTING]" " Alan?" " Yeah?" "What are you doing?" "Uh, I was just, you know checking." "Checking what?" "Well, it's not important." "I just thought, uh, that, you know, possibly I might be..." "Never mind." "Alan, you're not gay." "Are you sure?" "Do you find me sexually attractive?" " No." " Do you find any man sexually attractive?" "No." "Well, maybe George Clooney." "Clooney doesn't count." "Trust me, you're not gay." "Okay." "You seem disappointed." "I just..." "I feel like I'm letting a lot of people down." "Alan it's okay to be straight." "Yeah, I guess." "So just to put all our cards on the table, you're not at all attracted to me?" "No." "You're not my type." "Now, Charlie on the other hand..." " What about him?" " He's, uh, very pretty." "Get out of my car." " What?" " You think Charlie's so pretty?" " Go to the mall with Charlie." " Oh, come on, Alan, we're friends." "No, I'm always the friend." "Everybody wants Charlie." "Alan, you're not gay." "Yeah, well, there's a principle involved." "Good night." "[SIGHS]" "Suit yourself." "Well at least I know who I am." "A heterosexual nut job." "[ANNOUNCER CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]" "I can't believe you broke up with Sophie's dad." "I didn't..." "[STAMMERING]" "I'm not..." "I'm sorry." "You know what would help this room?" "Get rid of all these lamps and put in some track lighting." "Much more flattering." " What are you eating?" " Lip gloss." "[ENGLISH SDH]"

"[ Thunder crashing ]" "[ Drilling, sawing ]" "[ Electricity crackling ]" "It's alive!" "So, that ends our lesson on STDs." "Next, I'm gonna show you how to use a condom." "Uh, who the hell are you?" "What the..." "Where the hell did all these half-baby, half-cabbages come from?" "Oh, damn it, Carl!" "That boy Carl jerk off in the cabbages again?" "!" "He sure did!" "You got to fire that boy!" "I'm gonna fire him right now." "Carl, you are fired, sir!" "Carl, you are fired and disgusting!" "I got this, honey." "Carl..." "You can't jerk off on someone's produce!" "I-I told him that, honey." "You're not allowed to be here, Carl!" "You're [bleep] with our livelihood!" "I tried to help you, son, because you're homeless and drug-addled, but you cannot be masturbating on our produce, son." "Carl, that is not the way you make a baby, by [bleep] on a cabbage head!" "I got it, honey." "[Bleep] We can't sell it if it's covered in your semen." "He knows." "I've already told him." "Carl, get out of here!" "You're [bleep] disgusting!" "You are fired, fired, fired, fired!" "I do not think we're gonna be able to recommend you for another job, unless that job implies that you are supposed to have semen on produce!" "I'm not gonna recommend you." "If anyone calls me, I'm gonna tell them you are a chronic masturbator!" "[Bleep]" "There's semen everywhere!" "This is your last warning!" "Come out or we're coming in!" "[ Helicopter blades whirring ]" "Okay, move, move, move, move!" "[ Gasps ]" "There he is!" "What, behind the turkey?" "Get him!" "[ Turkey gobbling ]" "[ Groaning ]" "So, on this day of Thanksgiving, I, president Obama, hereby pardon this turkey." "[ Both gasp ]" "Obama... soft on crime." "Vote Sarah Palin 2012." "Dead or alive, you're coming with me." "Not gonna happen." "[ Sighs ]" "Well, I guess that's it, then." "I made my first pizza as a boy of 13, and now I'm making my last pizza tonight." "Nobody made them like you, gramps." "Hi." "Got a pizza for Silverstein?" "Ha ha ha!" "Here you are, son." "You got the last one." "Aw, thanks." "Enjoy." "[ Bells jingle, door closes ]" "[ Sobbing ]" "[ Muttering ]" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[ Whistle!" "]" "Aah!" "Ow!" "Son of a bitch!" "Ah, screw it." "I'll go to Burger King." "Stupid pizza. [ Grunts ]" "[ Horn honks ]" "Ah, pizza!" "[ Grunting ]" "Hey!" "I want that pizza!" "[ Whip!" "]" "I'm starving!" "[ Both grunting ]" "Poop on it!" "[ Groaning, farting ]" "[Bleep]" "The old man later died." "[ Dramatic music plays ]" "[ Bleats ]" "Tarzan love Jane." "I love you, too, Tar..." "But Tarzan not in love with Jane." "Hello, yellow!" "Hello!" "[ Spy music plays ]" "Do it!" "Do it!" "Just do it!" "[ Gunshot ]" "[ Crowd screaming ]" "[ Snorts ]" "[ Wrist device beeping ]" "What's he doing?" "Take him down!" "Take him down!" "[ Cellphone beeps ]" "[ Laughs ]" "Oh, he was texting me." "We should, uh, probably get our stories straight." "Mmm!" "Mom, this is so good." "What is it?" "It's called "cole slaw,"" "honey, also known as "poor-people salad."" "Mmm!" "It's delicious!" "How do you make it?" "Are you my daddy?" "Sure, kid." "Oh." "This doesn't seem right." "[ Screaming ]" "[ Screaming continues ]" "So, I just moved to L.A." "You want to get some Dunkin' Donuts?" "Brah, we don't have Dunkin' Donuts in L.A." "[ Eerie music plays ]" ""Knock, knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Steve Jobs."" ""Well, you've made my life awesome."" ""Oh?" "How gracious of you, America."" "Oh, compact disc, so clear, so crisp." "Jobs will pay for making you obsolete." "Have at thee!" "[ Disc shatters ]" "You've ruined my plan!" "What?" "Jobs would be dead right now if you hadn't shown up." "Who are you?" "I'm Zuneman!" "Ah, the legends are true." "That's right!" "There is a sadder hero than myself." "Hey!" "At least I'm not an outdated format that's only used as a coaster now." "Oh, no, no, no, no." "You're worse." "Your state-of-the-art software and crystal-clear sound quality are matched only by your terrible product design and counterintuitive menu display." "We're working on it!" "[ Grunts ]" "Well, for someone with 120 gigs, you move pretty slow." "[ Whoosh!" "Slice!" "]" "Ruh-roh!" "Looks like somebody's got a scratch." "Guess I'll have to buy a new one." "They have repair kits!" "[ Gunshot ]" "What are you doing here, CD?" "I told you, you're over." "[ Shing!" "]" "[ Gun cocks ]" "Don't make me kill you." "You already have!" "Aaah!" "He's dead." "Who are you?" "I'm Zune!" "Really?" "[ Laughing ] Wow!" "What a terrible design." "Make it quick." "Hmm..." "I wouldn't waste the bullets." "Please!" "Don't leave me like this." "No!" "Daddy, what's that?" "I think it's a pager." "[ Banging ]" "Hey, what's that?" "W-who's there?" "Damn it, Alfonse!" "That's coming out of your college fund." "[ Crying ]" "[ Gasps ] A Teddy Ruxpin?" "!" "He can play any tape, and he moves his mouth along with the words!" "Oh!" "Thanks, Uncle Gallagher!" "Let's try it out!" "I've got a copy of my stand-up special, "Melon Crazy."" "[ Electricity crackles ]" "[ Whip!" "Whip!" "]" "[ Warble!" "Whip!" "]" "Aah!" "[ Grunts ]" "[ Glass shatters ]" "Aah!" "No!" "He's got a cyanide capsule." "Don't you bite down, you son of a bitch!" "You're gonna play my tape!" "[ Gurgles ]" "He's... he's gone." "Ah." "We'll have to listen to it in the living room." "[ Gasps ]" "N-o-o-o-o-o!" "Whoo!" "All right!" "I'm Nicky Passion, and I'm here to show you how to manage your team and..." "All:" "Achieve your dream!" "All right!" "Oh, check out the mug on this one." "Hey, mirror, mirror on your face, what brought you to this helpful place?" "Well, I run my own business." "I'm kidding, rearview." "I read your bio." "I know the story." "Let's take a look at your video." "Next time, G.I. Joe!" "Next time, G.I. Joe!" "Next time, G.I. Joe." "But that next time never comes, does it?" "No." "Maybe it's time you stopped Cobra Commanding and start Cobra Commending." "You run one of the most successful terrorist organizations in the world." "Isn't that something to be proud of?" "I guess." "Maybe once you step back and look, you'll realize that you've already..." "All:" "Achieved your dream!" "That's not exactly my dream." "I paid $300 for this?" "I'm sorry, sir." "I don't see a name tag for Cy-kill." "But I told Crasher to book my trip." "She must have failed me." "You see, I need this seminar more than anyone." "Sorry." "There's really nothing I can do." "Well, there's nothing you can do about me taking all the free cookies." "[ Engine revs ]" "[ Laughing evilly ]" "I am Megatron, leader of the Decepticons." "Aw, sounds more like a self-decepticon." "[ Laughs ] Let's take a look." "This is your fault, Megatron!" "You're firing blanks, Megatron!" "How do my balls taste, Megatron?" "And what's your girl Friday's name?" "Starscream." "Listen to me now, tons of fun." "It's not the gun in the fight but the fight in the gun." "And this guy here is starscreaming for an ass-whupping!" "Listen to me now." "You stand for number one, but you always sit for number two." "Ah." "Thank you." "All right." "There you go." "All right." "We got time for one more, folks." "Where is... [ Scooter beeping ]" "[ Whip!" "]" "Charmin, you all good?" "What?" "Who's there?" "Whoops." "I think I woke him, folks." "Who's there?" "Anyway, Tommy, do me a favor and put that shame spotlight on the gay blade in 13C!" "Oh, oh, Nicky!" "Bones, what the hell are you doing here?" "I told you, man, I can't help you." "But I've been doing the exercises you gave me and writing in my dream journal." "Have... have you defeated He-Man once yet?" "Well... just once?" "I mean, what does "defeated"" "even really mean, you know?" "I mean, one man's defeat is just another man's..." "Hee hee, I'll just go." "All right, get on out of here." "And remember, folks, you can't be the top dog if you act like a pussy." "Enjoy your lunch!" "[ Rock-'n'-roll music plays ]" "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "[ Cloth unraveling ]" "All: [ Murmuring ]" "I can see your mumm-balls." "Watch out!" "Evil raisin!" "Oh, looks like an old hacky sack." "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "Ba-gawk!" "Bawk."

"Previously on E.R.:" " Dr. Kovack, I'm Eve Payton." " Our new nurse manager." "It's "Kovach."" "Then maybe you can educate the nurses about inferior alveolar dental blocks." "What?" "Is there some sort of history between you and Dr. Kovac?" "I don't think it's appropriate for the two of you to work together." "That's two less than I'm already doing, which I can't afford, and I'll never see my kid." "1,000, 2,000, 3,000, 4,000." " What are you doing?" " Counting." "Yes, that part I get." "The time between the lightning flash and the thunderclap tells you how far away the storm is." " Getting closer." " Oh, that's great." "You going outside?" "Yep, drew the short straw for the coffee run." "Whoa, where do you think you're going?" "We're getting slammed here." "I'm not on for six minutes." "I'm going out for coffee for everyone before my shift." "Then be a Flower Drum Song-- and grab me a bear claw." "I'll settle up with you later." "Hi, I'm Dr. Morris, Chief Resident." "What brings you here today?" "Some guy rear-ended me." "I hope you were driving." "We're getting a little backed up here, Dr. Morris." "Perhaps we could clear some of these necks clinically." "We?" "I think it's best if we left that decision to the doctors." "Well, if patients meet all five of the nexus criteria..." "And what do you know about nexus?" "As research coordinator at Emery," "I enrolled 2,000 patients in the initial study." "That's really interesting, Eve." "Maybe you can bring it up at your next Nazi nurse rally." "You know, Dr. Morris, my knowledge of the human anatomy is so extensive," "I could kill you with this finger." "Somehow I find that hard to..." "I saved your life, boss." "I've been telling them all morning to keep these floors mopped." "Maybe it's time I fired some janitorial staff." "Maybe it's time you cleared some patients." "I'm glad you're back in the trenches with us, boss." "Yeah, that makes one of us." "What is the problem here?" "Oh, we've had like 20 paramedic runs..." "Every E.D. in the city is closed to saturation, which means we're all open." "Fender-benders are clogging up the hallways." "I'm not sure they all need a C-spine film." "Of course not." "Get with it, Morris." "Half these patients don't even need X rays." "Start clearing necks." "What the hell's your problem?" "You can't wait for a little break..." "It's a crosswalk, you asshole!" "Diverticulitis grandma is being admitted to Medicine." "My mandible fracture is going to the OR with OMF and Mr. McKay goes home with rest and ibuprofen." "And on that note, I'm out of here with no pass-ons, thank you very much." "I thought you were going to help Neela clear some X-rays." "I did." "Now I'm going home." "Doc Rock is going to help you out." "Sorry, dude, I'm not working down here today." "I start my Toxicology elective." "Yeah, I picked neurology, I didn't even get an elective." "That's because you still need to complete your pre-hospital care" " training requirements." " My what?" "Your ride-alongs." "You never did them as an intern." "And you have 24 hours in the field with the paramedics." "Well, yeah, I've been meaning to do that." "Well, come see me when you do, and then we'll discuss your elective options." "Where'd you go for coffee, Milwaukee?" "The doughnuts are soggy." "God forbid you don't get your morning ration of deep-fried fat, Frank." "Maybe I can dry them in the microwave." "You okay?" "Nothing a week in the Bahamas wouldn't cure." "What about you?" "Eve stuck me on nights." "Now I get less sleep, less money and I barely see Alex." "I have to have a baby-sitter spend the night with him." "What is it about rain that turns the residents of this city into idiots?" "Tell me about it." "Haleh, what are you doing here?" "Connie's sick, asked me to cover for her." "I thought I warned you about your overtime." "I wasn't planning to be here." "I'm just trying to help her out." "Well, you should have told her to call someone else." "So what, you want me to turn around and go back home?" "Unless you want another letter in your file." "Have a great day." "Sam, can you cover for me until I find someone else?" "Why not?" "I'm not going to be home on time to see my kid off to school anyway." " Who's this?" " Blaire Collins, 29." "Sent in from Lake Shore Gardens for infection around her G-tube." "Does this hurt, Blaire?" " Ma'am?" " She's in a coma." " Since when?" " Six years." "No, come on." "No way, guys." "We don't have the room." "She doesn't need to be here." "They can give her IV antibiotics and the doctor at the nursing facility can change her G-tube." "So what are we supposed to do?" "I just told you." "Take her back." "We don't get paid for round trips, and we got another run." "Hey, guys..." "Hey!" "What's wrong?" "Nursing home dump." "What else is new?" "Come on, I think Trauma Two's open." "Sam, check the lobby." "We could use another nurse in triage." "You've got to be kidding me." " Don't worry about it." " No, this is ridiculous." "Hey..." "Kerry, are you going to do something about this?" " About what?" " The way she's managing the staff." "If it's a nursing issue, it's Eve's rice bowl." "You two work it out." "Morning rounds are at 10:00 a.m." "10:00, 10:00 is good." "We discuss our toxicology consultations from the entire county." "You will carry the pager every third day and research conference is Thursday afternoons." "Wow, check it out." " Is it poisonous?" " Venomous?" "Yes." "I'm studying neurotoxic factors in crotalid venom." "Please, don't do that." "Your main focus will be our Poison Control Center." "Calls come in from both the public and other health care facilities." "You'll have online access to an international PoisIndex database and we are here to back you up." "You're number two." "Judy Anderson, 31!" "Head-on collision;" "auto versus cinder block wall." " My baby, Grace, where is she?" " She's coming soon, ma'am." " Any belly pain, Judy?" " It hurts when I breathe." "Driver with chest pain, good vitals." " Any victims in the second vehicle?" " Only one car." " They forced me off the road!" " Who?" "They were driving like maniacs." "They hurt my daughter." "Where is she?" "The baby is with Rescue 73." "I'll take this one so you can take the baby." "Uh, sure." " Nice work." "Is that custom?" " Yeah, Spanish Revival." "Ancef's on board." " This frigging thing is attached." " I think he missed the femur." "Looks like he bagged the femoral artery." "Got a cold foot." "Give him another 50 of fentanyl, we'll take him upstairs." "I'll be right back." "Dr. Dubenko." "Is everything else okay?" "Oh, I think he should be back to work in a few weeks." "Well, I meant with you, actually." "I know this is none of my business, but I was up in oncology last week with a patient and..." "I had my annual PSA screening." " Oh." "Duh." " It came back 6.5." "That's a little high." "Needle biopsy showed a moderately differentiated prostate cancer." "I'm so sorry." "No, it's okay." "We caught it early, stage T-1." "Good prognosis with surgery." "I got to get your ischemic foot boy upstairs." "Lucian ?" "If you want to talk with someone, or have a coffee or something..." "Yeah, all right." "Maybe." "That'd be nice." "Hey, Frank." "Anything besides fender-benders?" "Well, guy in number four got scalded while driving by the hospital by some crazy broad who was throwing coffee." "He thought she was a nurse." "Probably someone from ICU." "They're really wacky up there." "Abby!" "Chest pain!" " When did it start?" " Ten, 15 minutes ago." " We came right in." " What does it feel like?" "Heavy, heavy here." " Are you on any medications?" " Lipitor and aspirin." "All right, first day labs, 12 lead, lopressor and nitro." "Got it." "Is he having a heart attack?" "We'll have to look at the EKG before we can tell you that." "Three-month-old, rear-seat passenger, multiple lacs to the head face and chest." "She was found outside the vehicle." "Looked like she was ejected." " Car seat wasn't anchored down?" " Heart rate is in the 160s." "Access?" "Tried twice, IV blew." "Hey, you any good with a tiny vein?" " Maybe." " I'll take that as a yes." "C-spine's clear." "Get her off the board." "Pulse ox 97 on two liters." "When you say a truck, do you mean they were driving an SUV or a pickup?" "SUV, it was blue or black." "It was definitely black." " Okay, Judy, we're going to sit you up." " Ow, my chest!" "Did you see the driver or any of the passengers, ma'am?" "There were at least two of them." "The driver was young, a teenager." "White, black, Hispanic, Asian, what?" "White." "I'm not sure about the passenger." "Lungs are clear." "BP 112/78." "It hurts when I breathe." "Okay, Judy, I think you've broken your breastbone." "Add a sternal view, troponin, CT of head, abdomen and pelvis." "What else can you tell us about the vehicle?" "There was a bike rack on the roof." "They tried to force me off the road." "They wanted to steal my car." "Am I bleeding?" "You hit the window." "It's not bad." "Will I need stitches?" "Did either of them have a weapon, ma'am?" "I don't know." "It happened so fast." "I just wanted to get out of there." "Enough for now." "She's had a concussion." "We need to let her rest before she goes up to the CT." " We're working here." " Sorry, Luka." "We've got a trauma." "We need the room." "All right, here we go, gently." "Lift up the neck." "On my count, one, two, three." "Here we go." "We're out of infant C-collars." "Luka do you know if we have any infant C-collars?" "You can use towel rolls." "Airway is patent." "I can't hear breath sounds with all the crying." " Do we have a sat?" " Won't pick up." "Kid's pink, sat's fine." "24 gauge going on in the right." "You want me to take this, Kerry?" "I don't mind." "What, you think I'm rusty?" "Superficial head lacs, no step-offs, left frontal-parietal hematoma." "Call CT and let them know we need a head." "Finally calming down." "Or going apnic." "Come on, baby." "Wake up." "Wake up." "All right, uh, Inez, miller one and a 4-O." "She needs a tube." "Kerry, the kid's screaming." "The airway is obviously fine." "She's got a good mechanism for a head injury and she needs a CT." "So what you're going to subject her to the risks of intubation, just to make it easier for the radiologist?" " She'll settle down." "Give her some time." " She doesn't have time." "Agitation could be an early sign of head injury." "Or an appropriate response to a stressful situation." "Babies cry when they're scared." "Thank you, but this is my patient." "Her mental status is waxing and waning." "She could go apnic in the scanner." "You bag her through it." ".5 of versed and vec." "Hold on." "You're going to lose your neuro exam if you sedate." "And watch her bleed into her brain?" "No, thanks." " Push the meds, Inez." " She's alert." " Pupils equal, good tone." " Do it now." ".5 versed going in." "Come on, Kerry, we've both seen enough head trauma to develop gut feelings about this." "Yeah, and my gut says intubate." "She needs a tube." "Giving the vec." "Suction." "The scope." " Where are they taking my daughter?" " She's going up to the CT." "But what are all those tubes?" "Why isn't she moving?" "The tube helps her breathe." "It's just a precaution." "Sometimes babies have to be sedated for CAT scans." "It doesn't mean anything's wrong." "Have the... police found anything?" "It's still early." "They will." "I should have waited..." "till it stopped raining." "No one can control the weather." "The good news is that your brain and belly CT are normal." "Unfortunately, you've broken your breastbone and we'll need to monitor your heart to make sure it wasn't bruised." "But I didn't have to go out." "I..." "I could have waited." "Grace was fussy all night and sometimes a car ride settles her down." "I'm gonna numb up the cuts on your face before I suture." "What am I gonna tell my husband?" ""Need a new car"?" "You're going to feel a little pinprick and then some burning before it kicks in." "You have a bunch of phone messages." "Tell Kayson to stop bothering me." "I'll call Anspaugh back when I get a chance." "Oh, crap." "Henry's got a birthday party tomorrow." "Could you go down to that toy store on Michigan Avenue for me?" "You want me to go outside?" "Yeah." "It's just a few blocks." "I need a King Funshine." "I'll write it down for you." " In the storm?" " What, you afraid you'll melt?" "What about the lightning?" "I'm a pretty big target." "Well, then I suggest you try running in a zigzag pattern." "The results are back for that little girl who ejected from the car." " Is she awake yet?" " Not yet, but I'm gonna double-check." "Baby's head CT is negative." " Just some soft tissue swelling." " Is she awake?" "No, she's still sedated." "Then you can't follow her neuro exam." "She'll wake up and we'll extubate." "This is Bradley Anderson." "His wife and daughter were brought in." "The police said there was an accident." "Somebody tried to carjack them?" "Yeah, they're doing well." "Come on, I'll take you to them." "Aren't you two supposed to keep 50 feet apart or something." "Bite me, Frank." "Ask me, you're better off." "I didn't." "Second EKG is unchanged and troponin is negative." "He's pain-free after nitro and metoprolol." "So, he's okay?" "Well, it doesn't look like a heart attack, but I think he has unstable angina." "One of the arteries around your heart may be closing down, so you'll have to stay in the hospital for observation and some more tests." "For how long?" "Could be just a day or two." " You okay with that?" " Like I got a choice?" "You hang in there." "I'll stop by later if I can." "Um, excuse me." "Excuse me." "Hi." "It might be better if you stayed, because the cardiologist is probably gonna have questions and instructions for you and your husband." "Oh, I'm not Lee's wife." "I'm his therapist." "Are you a doctor?" "I'm his... satisfaction facilitator." "What is that exactly?" "I have a select group of clients like Lee who require... something they're not getting at home." "Something... sexual." "See, I provide the one thing that's missing, which allows them to live happily ever after with their wives." "Really?" "Oh, I help women, too." "You call me if he needs anything." "60cc's of gastrografin and check the K.U.B." "What's this?" "Nursing home dump." "I'm changing G-tubes on comatose patients now." " How's your M.I.?" " Unstable angina." "Just out of curiosity, what type of guy hires a satisfaction facilitator?" "I believe it's the..." "politically correct term" " for "call girl" these days." " A smart one?" "We have a saying in Croatia." " You know, "If it floats, flies or..."" " Fornicates?" "Rent it." " Hey, Dr. Kovac." " Hello." "I thought I might take you up on that offer for some coffee." " If you got a minute?" " Sure." "Page me if you need me." "How many stitches?" "7 on the forehead, 5 on the cheek, 12 all together." "That's not so bad." "Neela, this is Brad, Judy's husband." "Hey, baby." " Honey, I'm so sorry." " Oh, come on." "It wasn't your fault." "The police told me what happened." "The bastards who did this should be shot." "No, I tried to get away and I lost control." "You did everything you could." "Don't worry, the cops will get these guys." " Have you seen Grace?" " She looks good." " They think she's gonna be okay." " Really?" "We still have to run a few tests." "Everything looks good, but as soon as I can, I'll bring her down so you can be with her." "Okay, thanks." "I'm gonna go back and stay with Grace until they're ready to bring her in here." "I love you." "I love you, too." "Your husband seems like a great guy." "It's okay, Judy." "Everything's gonna be okay." "I'm sorry." "I'm not usually like this." "Okay, well, the Venus flytrap is nontoxic, so it's not lethal if ingested." "However, the larger ones are extremely dangerous, and have been known to devour pets and small children." "No, no, no, I made that last part up." "Uh..." "I'm sorry." "Ma'am, I..." "You're absolutely right." "This is not a venue for humor." "I..." "I understand." "I-I apologize." "You, too." "Do you need any help with the snakes?" " Could have gone to the cafeteria." "This one." "Their coffee sucks." "You didn't mention seeing me upstairs to anyone else by any chance, did you?" "No, no, no." "I mean, I...." "I wouldn't have said anything to you, but I just thought maybe you might want to talk to someone or something." "Yeah." "No, I appreciate the gesture." "So what are your treatment options?" "I've opted for a radical prostatectomy." "My urologist, Dr. Peter Singh, do you know him?" "He does a bilateral nerve-sparing procedure for patients with low volume disease." "Well, that's great." "Unfortunately, even in the best of circumstances, there's a 25% chance of loss of erectile function." "Yeah, then you're looking at penile injection therapy, intraurethral pharmacotherapy, vacuum erection devices, or a penile prosthesis to achieve an adequate erection." "Why, uh, then the good news is that there's a 75% chance of success." "Well, the procedure also eliminates the ability to ejaculate." "But the chance of urinary incontinence is relatively low, so at least I won't be wearing a diaper or need an artificial sphincter." "Oh, well, there you go." "It's-it's rather daunting, knowing that you may never have sex again." "Well, it sounds like you're in good hands." "Look..." "I know this is, uh, rather unconventional, and under different circumstances I certainly would have employed a more traditional approach with regards to courtship and romantic methodology, and assuredly enjoyed all the ritual of that, but given the time constraints and what I'm potentially faced with..." "You know, you might want to just kind of..." "Look, look." "If I'm going down," "I want to go down swinging." "And I'd like it to be with you." "So you want me... to sleep with you?" "Yes." "Wow, that's something." "That's..." "I'm flattered, I think." "But I, uh..." "I can't do that." " No, no." "I understand." " Nothing personal." "No, I understand." "Just asking purely from a scientific approach." "What about after?" "After what?" "The surgery, to see if anything still works." "I'm gonna have to take a pass on that, too." "Abby, you want this?" "GSW to the upper chest!" "I gotta...." "I better get back." "You want to hop on?" "I mean... are you coming to the, uh, for the..." "Place a chest tube, call me if the initial output's over 500cc's." "How's Grace?" "We moved her to one of our exam rooms so we're going to take you to her." "Mrs. Anderson, I brought some mug books for you to look through." "It all happened so fast," "I'm not really sure what I remember seeing." "Well, take a look." "Maybe a face will jog your memory." "I can't." " Why don't you give us a few minutes?" " Sure." "I don't want to look at those books." "You might be able to identify the two men who drove you off the road." "I can't." "Why not?" "It was, it was pouring rain." "I could barely see out the window." "The car started to skid." "I don't know, I saw the wall coming and I didn't stop, I just kept driving." "What are you saying, Judy?" "What happened?" "I didn't know that Grace's car seat wasn't clicked in." "I would never do anything to hurt my child." "Did you do this on purpose?" "Sometimes I..." "I can't help it." "Sometimes, it's like I don't know how to snap out of it." "It's like... everything is coming at me at once and I just want it all to go away." "Judy, did you try to hurt yourself?" "I just wanted it to stop." " Do either of you have a moment?" " Shoot." "I think my MVC mom's suffering from severe postpartum depression." " Just one second." " It's the baby." "Grace Anderson." " What about her?" " She's waking up." "I thought you might want to extubate.r." "Yeah, I'll be right there." "What are her symptoms?" "She drove head-on to a wall with her baby in the car." "I think it was intentional." "I'd like to put her on psych hold." " Dr. Rasgotra?" " That's the husband." "Get Psych down here." " Can my wife go home now?" " Not yet." "What, you moved Judy out of the trauma room." "I thought that meant she was good to go." "We needed to clear the room." "We have to rule out a cardiac contusion, so we need to monitor her heart some more to make sure it's not bruised." "For how long?" "I'm not sure." "It could be a while." "Mr. Anderson... does Judy drink alcohol?" "No." "I mean, she has a glass of wine now and then." "Why?" "What about drugs?" "What's this all about?" "Just routine questions for her chart to avoid any drug interaction, that sort of thing." "Have you noticed any change in her mood lately?" "Like what?" "She seem depressed?" "Any loss of appetite or trouble sleeping?" "You're kidding, right?" "We have a three- month-old baby." "When Gracie doesn't sleep, none of us do." "Look, the sooner I can get them both home, the sooner they can start getting better." "I don't want to send her home until I'm sure there's no danger." "No, of course, you're right." "Thank you." "Dr. Kovac, could you help me clear some beds?" "I thought I was." "Well, maybe if we work together." "Look, what's going on in Exam Two?" "D.U.B. needs an ultrasound to rule out fibroids." "Good crits." "Vitals stable." "How about an outpatient scan and a GYN referral?" "Well, if you can get her in this week." "Done." "Okay, next:" "Buster Freeman." "Dirty puncture wound to the foot, waiting on IV..." "Could he sit in a chair for that?" "I mean, it frees up a bed." "Crystal Maranacchio." " Waiting on an ortho consult." " She's been cleared." " I called the attending." " You what?" "That's a new policy." "When we call for a consult, the resident has 60 minutes to respond to the page, or we call the attending." "All the department heads signed off on it, except Psych-- crazy bastards." "Blaire Collins has been here forever." "I called the nursing home twice." "They were supposed to be sending a ride for her." "Well, if they're not here in ten, I'm putting her in a cab." " She's comatose." " I was kidding, Dr. Kovac." "Frank ?" "Call Blaire Collins' nursing home again and tell those idiots she's been ready to go home for the last four hours." "Tell them yourself." "I'm busy." "Dr. Kovac?" "I think I'm one of those idiots." "Trish Gorham, the assistant director from the nursing home that's been caring for Blaire Collins." "I didn't mean that..." "It's our policy to check on patients prior to transfer." "I gather she's well enough to return?" "Yeah, she's right over here." "To be honest with you, all she needs is a course of IV antibiotics and the G-tube could have been changed at her facility." "We're not staffed as well as the hospital, and the gastro-neurologist doesn't come out to the nursing home." "The earliest I could have gotten anyone to see her was in two weeks." "She have any family?" "Apparently her mother died from the crash that did this." "There was a boyfriend, but he's stopped coming around years ago." "He didn't even try to stop!" " Somebody call my son." " 47-year-old victim of auto-versus-pedestrian." "I just ran out to get the kids some pizza." " He didn't even slow down." " Systolic only 80 after a liter." "Pulse 140, pale and diaphoretic." "Ecchymosis across the abdomen and pelvis." "Four units of O-neg and prime the rapid infuser." "Am I dying?" "No, but you may have some internal bleeding." "Resps are shallow." "Let's set up for intubation." "How often are you sad?" "Uh, not often." "And what makes you happy, Judy?" "Being with my baby and my husband." "Why are you asking me all this?" "We ask all patients these questions to assess mental status following a head injury." "Well, my mental status is fine." "Really." "Any thoughts about wanting to hurt yourself?" "Uh, not unless you count wanting to take a carving knife to my hips." "Do you ever think about wanting to hurt your baby?" "Of course not." "What did you tell him?" "Judy, you said you were upset and that you couldn't snap out of it." "What are you talking about?" "You told me you felt like everything was coming at you and that you wanted it all to stop." "No, no, I said that I lost control of the car and I couldn't stop." "You're putting words in my mouth." "It's not uncommon for new moms to have bouts of depression." "The first year with your baby can be very stressful." "I'm not stressed and I'm not depressed, although I will be if I have to spend any more time here." "So stop accusing me of being crazy and let me go." "Nobody's accusing you of anything." "We have to be extra careful whenever there's a child involved." "Look," "I appreciate your concern." "Really." "There's nothing wrong with me." "I've had a rough day." "And I just want to take my baby home and get some rest." "Well, I hope you have a speedy recovery, Mrs. Anderson." " So are we good to go?" " Uh, not quite, but you can go back inside now." "I'll be right in." "She's changed her story." "There are no vegetative symptoms, no anhedonia." "She doesn't have a depressed affect." " She appears to be in good spirits." " Well, something is going on." "She as much as confessed to deliberately crashing her car." " But she's not saying that now." " She's lying." "She's a prime candidate for severe..." "I want to be sure she doesn't have post partum depression just as much as you do." "But it can be one of the most difficult conditions to diagnose." "And if the patient is in complete denial or lying to me, not only can I not tell, but I cannot hold her." "I gave her every opportunity to let us know." "I'm sorry." " Need a hand?" " I need eight." "Oh, God, it hurts!" "What's this?" "Driver of our auto-versus-pedestrian." "The guy ran out in front of me." "Please, give me something." "No neck pain, no chest pain, good vitals, but complains of bilateral thumb pain." "Look at this." "I can't even make a fist." "And we're out of beds." "Okay, let's park him." "I'll see what I can do." "Dr. Weaver, Psych's refusing to admit Judy Anderson." "Psych?" "I believe her condition was a deliberate act." "Yes, I know you suspect postpartum depression," " but did she admit it?" " Practically." "She drove head-on into a wall." "The baby's seat wasn't properly anchored." "She's obviously overwhelmed at home." "ER." "Please hold." "Has anybody seen Jerry?" "I sent him out on an errand, but he should be back by now." "You sent him out in this?" "You don't send Jerry out in the rain." "I've heard that, too." "Maybe I should get DCFS involved." "Well, have you talked to the husband?" "Maybe he could convince her." "A voluntary admission would be better for everyone involved." "I'll try." "Frank, where's Jerry?" " Dr. Weaver sent him on an errand." " Oh, no, you didn't." "What is the big deal?" "Big man does not do well in the wet weather." "What the hell does that mean?" "Excuse me." "Could you help us find our dad?" "Lawrence Digby." "He was hit by a car." "The doctors are still treating him." "They said he got hit while crossing the street." "Yeah, this guy was talking on his cell phone, wasn't paying attention, went right through the crosswalk." "Come on." "I'll take you back to him." "Sam, you can go home now." "I've got a float from ICU coming down." "I'm gonna stay and help with this guy's kids." "You're welcome to do so, but if you do, you're off the clock." "Fine with me." "Come on, you guys." "Can I take her home now?" "We'd like to keep her overnight for observation." "Oh, come on." "Overnight?" "Why?" "I think your wife needs some help." "Believe me, I've tried to talk her into getting a nanny, but she doesn't want another woman raising her daughter." "It makes her feel like she's less of a mother or something." "I don't mean that kind of help." "I think Judy needs some psychiatric help." "What?" "Brad, why don'twe sit down." "It's not uncommon for new moms to get overwhelmed with all challenges of child care, specially the 1st year." "So why are you making a big deal out of this?" "Usually, it's short-lived and goes away after the baby falls into a routine and the mom's hormones stabilize." "But occasionally, it lasts longer, becomes more severe, and develops into something called postpartum depression." "Yeah, yeah, but that's not Judy." "Judy's not depressed, not like that." "I mean, sure, she's anxious to get back to work, a little down about that, but that's normal." "Purposely trying to hurt herself and your baby isn't." "What are you talking about?" "She had an accident!" "Some creep tried to run her off the road." "I don't think she was forced off the road." "Dr. Rasgotra, nosebleed on Coumadin in Two." "Please, talk to your wife, ask her yourself." "Ask her what really happened in the car." " Sux on board." " Yankauer." " Assist ventilations." " O-neg's going on the right antecube." "We're gonna need the rapid infuser." "Curtain Four." "They did an in-service." "I got it." "'Kay, let's take a look." "Sats down to 92." " Turn on the suction." " It's on." " No, it's not." " I have it on high." "I'm not getting anything here." "Inez, go next door and help Dr. Lockhart with the chest tube." "I'm not allowed to work with any of the nurses now?" "The patient is paralyzed." "I can't see the cords." " I need suction." " Hold your horses." "Suction container wasn't sealed properly." "You're welcome." "Tube." "Found it." "Two units on the infuser." "Set up for a subclavian." "Okay, bag him." " End tidal CO2 is yellow." " Yellow's good." "I'll be right back." "All right, hook me up." "O-silk is next?" " O-silk." "Come on." " Here you go." "And I want to auto-transfuse this guy." "You need a side collector on the thoraseal." "You know, just go help Dr. Kovac with the rapid infuser, all right?" "No problem." "What do you need?" "Central line, supraumbilical DPL, rapid infuser and a t-pod." "What's a t-pod?" "Fine, I'll get it... again." " What do you want me to do first?" " Find the O-neg." "Everything okay in there?" "For the time being." "Call for four units of type specific." "Soon as I get this up." "Hypotensive pelvic fracture." "He needs the works." "Those are his kids out there." "Hey, Frank, can you bring those guys to the Family Room?" "Sure." "Come on, kids." "This way." " I'll be right in." " Great." " Guide wire?" " I'm getting an error signal." "There's not enough water in the warmer." " Thanks." " Cordis inducer." "Stitch." "Where's Dori with the T-pod?" "T-pods are on the bottom shelf." "Update his vitals?" " Okay, infuser's on." " Looks good." " Cathet..." " Pressure's up to 95 palp." "No gross blood." "Where do you need me?" " We're all set." " She's good." "Thanks, Sam." "We'll take it from here." "I'll go check on his kids." "She's really not sure what happened." "She gave herself a good whack in the head." "We can't do anything if she doesn't identify her assailants." "That's okay." "Like I said, she's not sure what she remembers." "She's not even certain it was intentional now." "Fine." "Let me know if she changes her mind." "You did the right thing." "The next step is to get your wife some help." "No." "The next step is for me to take her home." "My wife is not crazy, okay?" "She had an accident." "It happens." "I'd rather she chose to stay, than have psychiatry put her on forced hold." "She's gonna be with me." "She's gonna be fine." "Just leave us alone." "I mean it." "Pressure's up to 100 systolic." "Crit's 28." "Send another 4 units to angio." "Daddy?" "Your dad has a broken pelvis, which are the ring of bones around his waist." "Some of his blood vessels have also been damaged." "He's bleeding inside." "Can you fix it?" "We're gonna try, but he's lost a lot of blood already." "It's very serious." "It was supposed to be me." "I was supposed to go get the pizza, but I-I... didn't want to go out in the rain." "It's not your fault, and it's not your dad's fault." "Hey, jerk-off!" "I can't drive for a week." "Not that I could anyway-- my car is totaled." "What was so important you had to be talking on the phone while driving!" "Come on!" "What was so damn important!" "Hey!" "That's enough!" " Hey, get that guy away from me!" " Shut up!" "." "Jason, hey, I know you're mad, but your father's condition is very serious, and your brother and sister need you right now, okay?" "Come on, Jason, I'll take you to the Family Room." "Dr. Kovac, one of your patients is getting agitated." " Which one?" "T- he girl from the nursing home." " She's in a coma, Inez." " Not anymore." " Where..." " I'm Dr. Kovac." "Wh-Where's my mom?" "Okay, keep your hands up as if you were holding a tray." "What's wrong with me?" "What's the last thing you remember?" "My mom and I were going to the mall... and it was snowing," "Were we in an accident?" "Is she okay?" "I didn't treat her, but, let me see what I can find out, okay?" " How is she?" " She doesn't remember anything." "What are you gonna tell her?" "I don't know." "Your mother's dead, and you've been in a coma for six years?" "How are those kids doing?" "They're hanging in there." "I got ahold of an aunt and uncle." "They're with them right now." "Inez, walk with me." "Do I have to?" " I better get into this." " I think you have just fantastic potential, but in every spare moment, you've got to be in there honing your skills." " Got a second?" " Not really." "If you're so concerned with the efficiency of this department, then you need to allow those of us who work well together" " to continue to do so." " If you're referring to the..." "And if you want us to act like professionals, then you need to treat us as such." "You saw me in there with Dr. Kovac." "You saw how well we work together." "If that doesn't prove that we can work the same shift, then I don't think you know your job as well as you think you do." "Feel better?" "FYI:" "I already changed the schedule." "You're back on your old shifts next week." "Thank you." "Don't worry." "When I first started, I could barely hook up an I.V." "It's all muscle memory." "You'll get it, Inez, I know you will." "I felt like an idiot." "I didn't even know what a T-pod was." "Everybody needs help with stuff." "When you do, come find me." "Thanks." "Page me when he's out of surgery." "Will do." " Hello." "You're back." " Had a cancellation." "He's this way." "I tried calling Lee's cell, but he wasn't answering." " Is everything okay?" " Yeah, he's doing great." "We're just waiting for them to take him up to the cath lab." "Ooh, that sounds ominous." "They're going to do an angioplasty, which is a procedure where we insert a catheter into a blood vessel in his leg, thread it up to his coronary artery, which is used to inflate a balloon that will open up the blockage." "Guess those cheese steaks caught up with me." "I've been telling him to eat better for years." "Hey, you!" "This is my... wife, Viv." "Hi." "I'm Dr. Lockhart." " I've been treating your husband." " Hi." "Everything's okay." "I've got a little blockage, but they're gonna fix it." "I didn't get your name." "Shawna." "Hi." " And you are...?" " Therapist." "From Cardiology." "Really?" "Your husband has to undergo an angioplasty." "That's where we're going to insert a catheter into a blood vessel in his leg, and we're gonna use it to inflate a balloon that will open the blockage." "Well, good luck, Mr. Rappaport." "I have to get back to my other patients." "It was nice to meet you." "Excuse me for just one second." "Whoa." "That was close." "Thanks." "I-I really owe you one." "Hey, listen, if you ever need a sex therapist..." "I think I'm good." "Now that you mention it, do you ever do any pro bono work?" "Yes, I spoke to your resident, and he thought a hold was unnecessary, but I disagree, and all I'm asking is for a second assessment from another attending." "Watch it!" "No, Dr. Wakita, not you." "Hey, Jerry, where have you been?" "I was getting worried about you." "Everyone was acting as if I'd sent you out in a hurricane." "Are you okay?" "What the hell happened to King Funshine?" "Did you get hit by lightning again?" "He didn't get hit by lightning." "Here's your change." "Okay." "Uh, let's get you on a cardiac monitor." "CBC, chem panel, EKG..." "I realize that." "I'm sure he is, but this isn't about me, him, or even you." "It's about the welfare of a mother and her child." "You will?" "Great!" "Thank you so much." "Um, psych attending's coming down to assess Judy Anderson." "If Dr. Wakita asks, you agree with my postpartum depression assessment, right?" "Yeah, you got it." "Mr. and Mrs. Anderson," "I have some good news." "One of our attendings from upstairs has agreed to come down and speak with you." "I've seen enough doctors today." " We're going home." " Please, he's on his way down right now." " We've been here for hours already." " This will only take a few minutes." "I just want to go home, have dinner and a bath and put Grace in her own crib." "You want what's best for your baby, so do I." "Then leave us alone." " Judy you need to speak to someone." " She just needs to rest." "I know you don't want to hurt yourself or Grace." "You need professional help." "Do you have children?" "Then how do you even know what you're talking about?" " I'm a doctor." " But you're not a mother." "Judy, listen to me..." "Please don't go." "My wife has a touch of the baby blues, and you want to lock her up?" "No one's locking anyone up." "I just want her to get the help that she needs." " Oh, by giving her drugs." " Maybe." "Ignoring it is not gonna make it go away." "It needs to be treated the same as any other disease." "This could happen again, only next time, it could be worse." "Judy, please." "You could die, Judy." "Your baby could die!" "Transcript:" "RaceMan" "Synchro:" "Bendef Subtitles:" "Spooky"

"# Zeo power #" "# Zeo #" "# Stronger than before #" "# Go, Zeo #" "# Powered up for more #" "# Go, Zeo #" "# Rangers at the core #" "# Zeo #" "# Power Rangers #" "# Zeo #" "# Higher they can soar #" "# Go, Zeo #" "# Fired up for more #" "# Go, Zeo #" "# Even up the score #" "# Zeo #" "# Zeo #" "# Go, go, Power Rangers #" "# Go, go, Power Rangers #" "# Go, go, Power Rangers #" "# Zeo #" "# Power Rangers. #" "Who are you?" "Hey, what's your name?" "Hey." "Hello, Tommy." "Mr. Trueheart, I came back to find you." "Really?" "Yeah." "This guy on horseback looked just like... me." "Wait a second." "Where'd he go?" "Man, I want to talk to him." "You must have patience, Tommy." "Patience?" "Wait a second." "What's going on?" "Who was that guy?" "Before you can learn the answers you seek you must prove yourself worthy." "Then you will learn the truth about the young man you saw and about the arrowhead you carry." "Come." "Come with me." "Tommy, do you know what a vision quest is?" "Yeah, I think so." "Some indian tribes send young men into the mountains without food or water until they see a vision." "That's right." "It is a test that helps all young men learn more about themselves." "Tommy... it is time for your vision quest." "Whoa." "Hey." "Mr. Trueheart, you want me to go on a vision quest?" "If you want to learn the answers to your questions it is the only way." "On this journey... let the falcon be your guide." "( falcon screeching )" "When you touch it, you'll find your answers." "But, Tommy... don't be surprised if you also find more questions." "( falcon screeching )" "But I..." "Huh?" "( falcon screeching )" "TANYA:" "Hey, Ernie, what's going on?" "I thought some of you might like to try boxing so I got someone to give free lessons." "Free lessons?" "Get in line and sign up." "Adam, do you really want to box?" "Why not?" "Boxing has its own techniques." "It could give me ideas for my own style of Martial Arts." "I'm going to sign up." "I think you should." "Go for it." "Excuse me." "Hey." "What's the line for?" "Free lessons." "Free?" "Coming through." "That's just our price." "Well, I'm happy to see you boys have signed up for my boxing lessons." "B-b-b-boxing?" "Yeah, that's right, Skullovitch and this is your sparring partner." "( screams )" "Mommy." "Watching that boxing practice made me want to try it." "Good work, my son." "Boxing is much better than that awful karate." "When do I get to have a turn?" "I see that the boy's found himself a new sport." "You know it, Pop." "And the winner is Prince Sprocket." "You definitely have the makings of a champion, son." "Well, it's all in the fly wheels, Big Daddy." "Wouldn't it be nice if we could knock out the Power Rangers that easily?" "Mom, Dad, I have a creature that'll send the Rangers reeling." "A lovely idea." "Indeed." "( falcon screeching )" "Hey." "Hey, who are you?" "Wait a minute." "Wait." "A crucial element to boxing is agility." "To help you with your footwork" "I want you to take these jump ropes and give it a try." "Lieutenant, jump ropes are for girls." "Yeah." "What are you going to make us do next?" "Hopscotch?" "Can the wisecracks, gentlemen." "Okay, class spread out." "Start jumping." "( falcon screeching )" "Oh, not again." "( falcon screeching )" "Touch the falcon and find your answers." "Okay, that's it for today, everyone." "See you next week." "Have a nice day, gentlemen." "W-wait." "W-what about us?" "What about... us, Captain?" "( panting )" "( grunts )" "Hey, wait a minute." "SPROCKET:" "Psst." "Hey you, Power Ranger." "Attaboy." "Come on in." "Where you hiding, Prince Sprocket?" "Right over here, Adam." "Not so fast there." "I want to introduce you to a friend of mine." "In this corner Punchabunch." "Anybody want to go a few rounds?" "I hear you been practicing, kid." "You want to spar?" "It's Morphin Time." "Zeo Ranger Four" " Green." "Let's see what kind of punch you pack." "Step right up and I'll show you." "Upper cut." "Upper cut!" "Fake to the left." "Fake to the right." "I'm going to hammer you." "Hey, I can't nail you" "If you don't stand still." "All right." "Let's see how you handle this punch." "I don't think I can finish this monster by myself." "Zordon, come in." "I'm fighting a monster at the construction site and I need help." "Hey, what's going on?" " Hey, guys." " BOTH:" "Hey." "( beeping )" "Come in, Zordon." "We read you." "Prince Sprocket and the Punchabunch monster have captured adam." "Go to the construction site." "We're on our way." "It's Morphin Time!" "Zeo Ranger One" " Pink." "Zeo Ranger Two" " Yellow." "Zeo Ranger Three" " Blue." "All right!" "Let's take this fight to the big time." "You heard the Prince's order, Orbus." "Stay still, Punchabunch." "Around and around and away with you." "You just need proper promoting." "( roaring )" "Now I'm a real heavyweight." "This is more than we can handle." "Good job, orbus." "Yeah, not bad." "This here'll be the shortest fight ever." "I think we're going to need the Red Battlezord, you guys." "( beeping )" "Oh, man." "Zordon, this is Tommy." "I read you." "Tommy, you are needed now in Angel Grove." "I'm sorry, but you must interrupt your quest." "But, zordon... all right, Zordon." "It's Morphin Time!" "Zeo Ranger Five" " Red." "Everybody all right?" "Come on, Punchabunch, get them!" "You're going down for the count." "I don't think so." "Red Battlezord now!" "Here it comes." "# Go Zeo. #" "Hope I can do this." "Okay, round one." "Let's go." "This'll slow you down." "What's this?" "I can't see." "I'm going to ring your bell." "Ha!" "Ha!" "Watch this." "KAT:" "Tommy." "He busted his glove punching me." "Hey, I need another glove." "Where's another glove?" "Hit the showers, Punchabunch." "I'll take care of the Rangers." "I got you, coach." "Hold on, Rangers." "I demand a rematch." "We don't play by your rules." "Maybe you'll change your mind when you see the prize." "TOMMY:" "What have you got up your sleeves?" "What's happened to me?" "Guys, it's Adam." "Think of him as a trophy." "If you win, Adam will return to normal." "But if I win, you'll all become my trophies." "Fight starts in 30 minutes." "Be here or never see your friend again." "Don't listen to him." "Don't worry, Adam." "We'll think of something." "You won't get away with this, Prince Sprocket." "We saw what happened." "Ay-yi-yi!" "I beat Sprocket's monster and now he's taking it out on Adam." "Zordon, is there anything we can do?" "Somehow, the spell Prince Sprocket used is connected to Punchabunch." "I see no way to free Adam without participating in another match." "Great." "Can we trust Sprocket?" "We're going to have to." "Tommy, I monitored your last battle." "Your concentration level has been strong but a little unstable." "ZORDON:" "you need to focus your mind on the task at hand, Tommy." "If you are distracted it will only endanger Adam further." "All right." "I really hate those lousy Power Rangers!" "Look what they've done this time." "Mommy, they ruined my favorite creation!" "There, there, my dear." "Don't blame yourself." "You mustn't take it personally." "They ruin all our creations." "That's it!" "I'm through playing fair." "The next fight is going to be a guaranteed knockout." "That's right!" "Them Rangers will never know what hit them!" "The alarm!" "Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!" "It's Punchabunch!" "Come on, Rangers!" "Come on!" "ZORDON:" "Tommy, are you positive you are ready for the challenge?" "I'm ready." "Back to action!" "Okay, this is it." "Focus." "This looks like a good spot, Your Majesty." "It'll do." "If I'm going to have ringside seats to the main event" "I guess I'd batter set up a ring." "Yeah, Pop!" "Come on, Ranger." "You're mine!" "Let's get ready to rumble!" "Round one!" "( bell ringing )" "All right, let's go!" "Not this again." "Fire one!" "I'll electrify the Red Battlezord every time he touches the ring." "Fire two!" "Get him, Punchabunch!" "Oh, man!" "Cheap shot!" "Punchabunch has Tommy backed up against those electrical ropes." "He can't maneuver." "The machine is controlling the ropes." "I think we need to improve our seats." "All right." "Let's do it." "Back to action!" "Let's go!" "Cogs!" "Excellent." "KAT:" "Got it!" "Now it's a fair fight." "Hey!" "What happened to the ring?" "Thanks, guys." "Go get him, Tommy." "I'll have to clobber you on my own!" "Come on!" "Get on your feet, Punchabunch!" "I'm just getting started." "All right, Punchabunch, time for your final round." "Let's get a better view." "Come on!" "Now for the final blow." "We won." "Give Adam back." "All right." "Just stay away from me." "Yeah." "Thought so." "Adam, are you okay?" "I'm still the size of an action figure." "I was supposed to return to normal." "If Prince Sprocket's trying to pull anything funny here" "We're going to have to" "Oh, man, what now?" "I'm back to normal." "It's good to have you back." "Hey, is everything okay down there?" "Yeah, no problem." "Adam's fine." "Everything's under control." "Thanks, Tommy." "Great!" "I got to go back to my quest." "The Power Rangers were victorious and you let Adam get away." "What have you got to say?" "Like father, like son?" "Hush, dear." "Don't sass your father." "Sorry, Dad." "I'll never find the falcon now." "( falcon screeching )" "Help!" "Somebody help me!" "Help me!" "Help!" "Help!" "Somebody, please!" "I need help!" "Hold on." "The falcon?" "Grab my hand." "Thanks, man." "TOMMY:" "The falcon." "Oh, it got away." "Tommy, your vision quest is over." "The spirit of the falcon led you to me." "Who are you?" "Do you have the other half of the arrowhead?" "Yeah." "When I was little, a wise man gave this to me." "The same thing happened to me." "He told me when I found the other half" "I would complete my quest." "He told me that too." "Who are you?" "My name is David Trueheart." "I am your brother." "Looks like the machine wrote... controls it all... rope..." "He said "action" with a mouthful of cheese puffs." "It looks..." "Start over." "You didn't say..." "Captioned by Grant Brown"

"What do you say now?" "I don't know." "You said your dad wouldn't be home for an hour." "I know, but it" " You don't know-- Don't you love me?" "Ofcourse." "You know I-- Then, come on." "Let's do it." "All right." "Where are they?" "Nightstand." "Gentlemen, start your engines." "I so want this car!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Oh, my God!" "You're bleeding." "Look out!" "What lie are they telling you?" "I'll check on it." "Okay." "Yes" "Come on." "Okay, thank you." "Okay, pharmaceuticals were delivered this morning." "But Shipping accidentally sent the box with Vicodin to Research." "Hmm." "That's a tough one." "If only we had some way to communicate with another part of the building." "Sixteen-year-old M.V.A. victim." "He's been in and out of the hospital for three weeks with internal bleeding." "No one can find the cause." "Internal bleeding after a car accident." "Wow, that's shocking." "Let me talk to Shipping." "I speak their language." "It's been three weeks-- Your hospital doesn't have my pain medication." "Shipping says it's going to be an hour." "This is Dr. Cuddy." "What's going on?" "The crash didn't cause the bleed." "Right-- the bleed caused the crash." "Blood got on the road, got all slippery-- Anyone here got drugs?" "She saw his blood, she got distracted, and she crashed his dad's Porsche." " Dad'll love that." " He was" " Don't talk." " It's gonna be an hour." "Thank God you took control." " If you can't wait one hour to get" " Kid's got hemolytic anemia." "Kid?" "How old?" "He must have inherited it." "He's gonna die." "My condolences." "Wasn't inherited." "The problem's outside the red blood cells." "This is impossible." "A 16-year-old does not get hemolytic anemia." "Give her back the file." "You have bigger problems to tend to, like my meds." "Elevated indirect bilirubin, low serum haptoglobin" " He's got meningitis." " Uh, no." " Artificial heart valve." " No." "Get everyone in my office." "Kid's gonna be dead in a matter of days... if we don't figure out why his red blood cells are disintegrating." "So, differential diagnosis, people." "Well, it's not environmental." "Dad hired a company to clean the house, maid washed all the clothes... and bought hypoallergenic sheets and pillows." " You want us to recheck?" " No." "If it's environmental, he'll get better just from staying here." " It could be an infection." " No fever." "No white count." " Well, he's 99.2." " Barely above normal." "But above." "His body's reacting to something." "We could account for the lack of fever and white count if it's lupus." "Drugs will fit just as much as lupus." "Meth will cause hemolytic anemia." "A lot of meth." "Also doesn't exactly seem like the type." "Because his dad drives a Porsche?" "Rich kids do drugs just like poor kids." "Didn't mean to offend you." "Okay!" "So it's infection, lupus, drugs or cancer." " Cancer?" " Why not?" "Great meeting." "Shouldn't we narrow it down before we finish?" "My leg gave us till 11:15." "I'll talk to Wilson about lymphoma, A.N.A. for lupus, radioimmunoassay for drugs, and you test for whatever you thought it was." "I've got a date with the pharmacist." "That's already done, and" "Come on!" "Come on, come on, come on." "Yeah." "Excuse me." "You know, there are other ways to manage pain." "Like what?" "Laughter?" "Meditation?" "Got a guy that can fix my third chakra?" "You're addicted." "If the pills ran my life, I'd agree with you, but it's my leg that's busy calendaring what I can't do." "You're in denial." "Right." "I never had an infarction in my leg." "No dead muscle, no nerve damage." "Doesn't even hurt." "Actually, it kinda tickles." "And chicks dig this... better than a puppy." "It's not just your leg." "You wanna get high." "You're doing, what, 80 milligrams a day?" "No." "That's way too much." "Moderation is the key." "Unless there's pain." "It's double what you were taking when I hired you." "'Cause you're twice as annoying." "I can't always be here to protect you." "Patients talk." "Doctors talk." "About how big your ass has gotten lately?" "Not me." "I defend it." "You got back." "You can't go a week without the drugs." "No, I don't wanna go without the drugs." "It'll hurt." "No, you can't." "If you're just getting off pain medication, it will hurt." "You won't be having a great time, but you'll make it." "If you're detoxing, you'll have chills, nausea." "Your pain will magnify five, ten times." "You won't make it." "Well, I guess we'll never know." "I'll give you a week off clinic duty if you can go a week without narcotics." "No way." "I love the clinic." "You love the pills." "Two weeks." "The pills don't make me high." "They make me neutral." "A month." "You're on, mister." "Drugs could cause this?" "Cocaine and meth are very hard on the blood system." "Has he had any erratic behavior?" "No, but" "She was in rehab in the ninth grade." "She's supposedly clean now, but-- She obviously cares for him." "Yeah, what she cared about was the car." "Anniversary present for my wife." "We drove it up north to watch the leaves change." "She was dead a year later." "Cancer." "I'm sorry." "Mr. Foster, we're gonna test Keith for drugs." "I" " I don't do drugs." "It's not that we don't trust you, but" "His hair will tell us any drugs he's taken over the past 60 days." "It's kind of like rings on a tree." "Negative." " Have you been sick?" " No, nothing." " Have you been out of the country?" " We went to China, but we got all our shots before we left." "It could be an infection." "We're going to give him a gallium scan just to be safe." "We inject a radioactive isotope into his bloodstream, and we check to see if there's inflammation anywhere in the body." "Has he ever complained of any joint pain?" "Sensitivity to light?" "Rashes?" " No, no." "Nothing." " Any relatives who've ever been diagnosed with lupus?" "I don't even know what that is." "In simple terms, the body becomes allergic to itself." "The immune system attacks healthy cells in the circulatory system and destroys them." "Would it be treatable?" "It can be manageable." "We can test for the antibodies." "Ninety-five percent of patients with lupus have positive A.N.A." "Not cloudy." "Negative." "What about bruising?" "Never complained of tenderness under his arms or his groin?" "I'm not sure he'd tell me if he did." "I guess I don't really know what's going on in his life." " He's a teenager." " Yeah." "What type of cancer did your wife have?" "Pancreatic." "It's his lymph nodes we're concerned about." "We're going to do a biopsy to check for lymphoma." "Can you feel this?" "No." "Good." "I have cancer, don't I?" "We're just testing." "That's what they told my mom." "Definitely not cancer." " Nothing?" " Nothing." "Negative for drugs." "A.N.A. was negative." "Gallium scan was clear." "Yeah, I got that from the "nothing"." " Where's his hematocrit?" " Thirteen." "Drops any lower, he's not gonna have enough red blood cells to bring oxygen to his body." "He'll suffocate with his lungs working perfectly." "You okay?" "Excuse me, someone?" "Help." "Please!" "Polite for a dying kid." "How long has it been?" "I'm fine." " There's something in my eye." "Up at the top." " Which eye?" "This one." "What's happening?" "It's all right." "Just look down for me." "It's clear." "There's nothing in it." " It's getting worse." " Is it fuzzy or" "No, it's dark." "I can't see." "It's a retinal clot in the left eye." "Coumadin would dissolve the clot, fix his eyesight." "You can't use blood thinners." "He's got internal bleeding." "Fix the eye, you'd kill everything else." "Surgery's out for the same reason." "We have two hours to figure this out." "Either we restore the blood flow, or he loses the eye." "Forget the eye." "Tell him to use the other one to look on the bright side." "The clot tells us something." "Could help us figure out what he has, which could mean he gets to live." "Differential diagnosis, people." "How does internal bleeding suddenly start clotting?" "It makes no sense." "They're opposing processes." "It can happen in lupus." "Increased platelet count can cause blood clots." "A.N.A. was negative." "It's not lupus." "This is true." "But why are you the one saying it?" "What are you doing here?" "I thought we'd ruled out cancer." "I was lonely." "Well, go see Cuddy." "She needs a friend." "That's funny." "She said you might need one." "That's why you're here." "She wants you to keep an eye on me." "Make sure I don't cheat." "No, I wanted to make sure you don't start firing shots from the clock tower." "I'm fine" "What's going on?" "He hasn't had Vicodin in over a day." " Does your leg hurt?" " You ever been shot?" "There's gonna be side effects." "Insomnia, depression, tachycardia." "Withdrawal symptoms." "Not applicable." "The only side effects I'm gonna have are some pain and 30 days of freedom." "Am I the only one who's concerned about a dying kid?" "If it's not lupus, what else?" "Most likely candidate for throwing a clot is infection or cancer." "Checked the biopsy twice." "It's not cancer." "It's not an infection." "Gallium scan didn't reveal anything." "Okay." "What hides from a Gallium scan?" "Cardiac." "Right." "Clot flicks off, travels through the arteries, then gets backed up in the eye." "I'm sorry." "I wasn't paying attention." "What happened?" "It's an infection in his heart." "Great." "Echocardiogram for the heart and I.V. antibiotics for the infection, stat." "Is it my birthday?" "I'm not lonely." "My leg hurts." " She's a real masseuse." " She's $500 an hour, minimum." "She's hot, so she's a hooker?" "What kind of pathetic logic is that?" "The envious, jealous, I-never-got-any-in-high-school kind of logic." "Hello!" "She's a legitimate masseuse." "Come on." "God!" "She's beautiful." "Because she's beautiful, I should do it?" "What kind of pathetic logic is that?" "The envious, jealous, I'm-married-and-I-can't-do-anything logic." "Hello." "Hi." "Uh, listen, I'm sure you're really good at whatever it is you do, but" "Déme su mano." "Huh?" " Hey, no, no." "Let go of my hand." " She doesn't speak English." "Shh." "Ow!" "Ow" " Ahh." "Ahh." "Oh, my God." "Bueno." "Take off your clothes." "Not a fan of the Stroganoff?" "I'm not hungry." "Well, the antibiotics can cause nausea." "So can the food." "Shouldn't you be looking at my eye?" "The blood clot isn't life-threatening." "We're focusing on figuring out the cause of your problems." "So the" " So the blindness will be permanent, won't it?" "Thank you." "Bye." "I had a massage." "Looks like you had a masseuse." "Help the pain?" "I'm fine." "I know." "Kid's echo was normal." "No signs of any vegetations on heart valves." "Never met a diagnostic study I couldn't refute." "And the antibiotics aren't doing anything." "So double the dosage." "70 milligrams." "That'll box his kidneys for sure." "Oh, you're right." "Save the kidney." "The guy we transplant it into will be grateful." "Also, I have an idea for his eye." "Nothing we can do about his eye." "He's got a clot in the retina-- Put it in a memo." "If we remove some of the liquid from the eye itself, the vitreous humour, it might make some extra room around the retinal artery." "If the artery expands, the clot might move on its own." "That's very creative." "Why didn't you mention this before?" "I didn't think of it before." "You should've." "This is going to hurt." "Your eye is numb." "You'll only feel pressure." "Give it a minute." "I can see." "I can see you." "I heard." "Congratulations." "Don't." "I haven't brushed my teeth in two days." "I'm so scared they're not gonna find out what's wrong with you." "No biggie." "I'm fine." "I feel so bad about all this." "It's all my fault." "No." "No, it's not." "But your father-- he hates me." "He's just pissed about his car." "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "What's wrong?" "A.S.T. is 859." "We're getting him to the I.C.U." "A.L.T. and G.G.T. are in the tank." "Our antibiotics" "Would not have caused this." "She must have given him drugs!" " I wouldn't do that!" " It's not drugs!" "His liver is shutting down." "What?" "What does that mean?" "It means he's all better." "He's ready to go home." "What?" "What do you think it means?" "You can't live without a liver." "He's dying." "What is your problem?" "Bum leg." "What's yours?" "Hey, we don't have time for this." "Let's go." "His son's dying, and you're mocking him?" "It was a dumb question." "No, it wasn't." "You're right." "It wasn't." "Is proving Cuddy wrong worth all this?" " You know, House shouldn't even be here." " Because he said something inappropriate?" "If we sent him home every time he did that, we wouldn't need this office." " He's in pain." " What does the man have to do to piss you off?" " He's been without pain relief for over 70 hours." " Exactly!" "He's detoxing." "Can't you see he's out of his mind?" "That's what they said about Manson." "Do you wanna continue talking about me, or should we discuss what the liver damage tells us?" "I was born in a log cabin in Illinois" "Hemolytic anemia doesn't cause liver damage." "Add the fact he's coughing blood, you've got three of the indicators of organ-threatening lupus." "It's moving too fast." "Could be hepatitis "E"." "There's only been one case of hep "E" originating in the U.S. since" "His history says he's been in and out of the country four times in the last year." "You really think he's got hep "E"?" "No." "I think lupus is way more likely." "All right, then let's start him on I.V. cytoxan and plasmapheresis." "No, we should rule out hep "E"." "You just said it wasn't hep "E"." "I said lupus is way more likely, but if we treat for lupus and it is hep "E"" "He's toast." "Exactly." "But there isn't a treatment for hepatitis "E"." "Either he'll get better on his own or he'll continue to deteriorate." "Yeah." "I went to medical school too." "Start him on solumedrol." " If he's got hep "E", that's only gonna make him worse." " Not as much." "It's Goldilocks, people." "Won't hurt him so much that it'll kill him, and it won't hurt him so little that we can't tell." "It'll hurt him... just right." "And if it does nothing" "We'll know it's not hep "E" and can start treating for lupus." "Now watch me do it while drinking a glass of water." "What do we tell the dad?" ""We think your kid has lupus, so we're gonna treat him for hepatitis 'E'." "And, oh, yeah, if it really is hep 'E', we're not actually giving him hep 'E' medication." "So it's gonna make him worse, not better." Think he'll go for that?" " So you want us to lie?" " No." " I want you to lie." " Why me?" "Because he trusts you." " This is a mistake." " This is a lawsuit." "Hep "E" is possible." "House always pulls these stunts, and he's right more often" "He's delaying treatment because of a one-in-a-million chance that even he doesn't think is the problem." "I don't wanna lie to him." "Then don't." "And get fired?" "Oh, like he's gonna fire you." "He loves you." "I've gotta do something." " Kid needs treatment." " Treat him for lupus." "That will get you fired." "You really think House is losing it?" "Yeah." "He's fine." "He knows what he's doing." "Okay." "We're recommending a drug called solumedrol." "For hepatitis?" "Did that show up on his blood tests?" "The tests are never 100% accurate." "Well, then all the other tests could be wrong too." "This could still be an infection or cancer." "Um" "They don't fit any of the most recent symptoms." "Well, what, just hepatitis does?" "I know, I know, I know-- you can never be sure." "When Wendy was in the hospital, a doctor told us there was this aggressive experimental treatment... which might extend her life by two or three years." "Well, we figured if there was any hope at all that we could have her with us a little while longer, it'd be worth it." "Three weeks later, she was gone." "I don't think it's hepatitis." "I think your son has lupus." "I think it's broken." "What did you do?" "Accidentally closed the car door on it." "No." "Door would've broken the skin." "This looks like something hard and smooth smashed it." "I want my lawyer." "The brain has a gating mechanism for pain." "Registers the most severe injury and blocks out the others." "Did it work?" "Well, my hand hurts like hell." "Yeah." "I feel much better." "Huh." "Don't splint it." "I want to be able to bang it against the wall if I need to administer another dose." "Just tape it up." "Why did you tell Cameron to lie to Mr. Foster?" "Make it tight." "Answer me." "Nothing I can say is gonna change how you feel, and nothing can come out of your reaction that is gonna change what I plan to do, so I prefer to say nothing." "So that was just you saying nothing." "Uh-huh." " The guy is furious." " And scared." "So what are you gonna do?" "The father's insisting on the lupus treatment." "Yeah, Cameron told me, and I told her to tell him no." "Well, you can't just sit back and let the kid die." "Neither can the father." "So that's your plan?" "You're gonna play chicken with the kid's life?" "Well, he's the dad." "I should win easily." "Take the week off." "Why, 'cause I lied to a patient?" "I take risks." "Sometimes patients die." "But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math." "I told him that we wouldn't treat him for the lupus until" " What'd he say?" " He said he wanted to transfer Keith to another hospital." "He's not stable enough." "He'd never make it through the door." "That's what I told him." "And that's when he caved." "Yeah." "He agreed to do it your way." "Two plus two equals four." "If it is hepatitis "E", we should see a marked decline in liver function tests within the hour." "Why bother explaining it to me?" "It's not like I have any choice in the matter." "If there's no hep "E", we'll start treatment for lupus immediately." "Ouch." " Keith?" "What's wrong?" " What's happening?" "No, get off." "Keith, it's Dr. Chase." "Where does it hurt?" "Jules, no!" " He's hallucinating." " Is this from the medicine?" " We haven't started the medicine." " Keith, you're in the hospital." "Keith, there's nothing on you." " Hey." "Hey." "Keith." " Keith!" "Keith!" "Keith!" "Hey." "You okay, buddy?" "Um, I think I wet the bed." "Oh-- Don't worry about it." "It's fine." "Let's get you up." " Oh, God!" " He's had a major bleed." " Bright red blood per rectum." " I didn't" " I didn't mean to." "I'm sorry." "He's going into hypovolemic shock." " Pressure's 60, heart rate's 140." " We need an angiography, stat!" "Angiography revealed major upper and lower G.I. bleeding, severe hemodynamic compromise and liver failure." "He's also hallucinating." "Thinks he's being tortured by someone named Jules." "Hallucinations are a symptom of psychosis, which is the fourth diagnostic criterion." "It's official." "This is lupus." "Who's Jules?" "Any mention of her in the medical history?" "It doesn't matter what he's hallucinating about, it matters why!" "It's lupus." "Well, there's no need to get snippy." "This kind of lupus takes years to get to this point." "It's been a week." "Yeah." "And a 16-year-old kid shouldn't have hemolytic anemia or be bleeding out of every orifice, but he is." "We had an opportunity to treat this." "Instead, we diddled around with hepatitis "E", and now it's too late." "He needs a new liver." "We screwed up." "You're saying I screwed up." " Yes." " Then why don't you just say that?" " You gonna blame this on her?" " Did you agree with my recommendation to treat for hep "E"?" " No, I didn't." " And she made herself quite clear." " And then she went and lied to the father." "That's why you're angry." " Yeah." "I trusted you." "You always trust me." "That's a big mistake." "Lupus is a bad diagnosis." " It's the best diagnosis we've got." " That doesn't make it good." "No." "It just makes it this kid's only chance to live." "Put him on the transplant list." "And make sure Cuddy knows." "See if she can do anything to get him close to the top." "Cafeteria." "Stay away from the sushi." "And what happened to your hand?" "Got stuck in a drawer." "Yeah, right." "You're going through withdrawal." "No, I am going through pain." "Pain causes nausea." "I took this job to work with you, not cover your ass." "Your Vicodin." "And your solution is to give me drugs." "That's interesting." "No." "Now I'm covering my ass." "Take your pills before you kill this kid." "Lupus is normally treated with medication." "But in Keith's case, the disease is too advanced." "Because you lied." "Because House wanted to play games with my son's life." "There's no way to really tell what progression the disease may have taken-- You're right." "And I'm sorry." "So what do we do?" "He needs a new liver." "There are over 15,000 patients on the transplant list." "But how many are about to bleed to death unless they get a new liver?" "In Jersey?" "I'd say, uh, 20." "Two thousand patients die each year because a donor liver can't be found." "That's almost five a day." "So he's screwed." "I'll see what I can do." " Could I donate part of my liver?" " Sorry." "You're a different blood type." "So we just wait?" "I'm afraid so." "And hope for someone to die." "Who's Jules?" "Dr. House, you should get back to your office-- Jules." " There's no Jules in the history." " It was a hallucination." "Of what?" "Our cat." "Does this matter?" "No." "I'm sorry." "We'll continue the transfusions and the treatment for the anemia and liver failure while we're waiting for a donor." " How long can he wait?" " Not long." " I don't think this is lupus." " It's lupus." "Come on, let's just go" "Your fourth diagnostic criterion for lupus is psychosis." "This is just a kid missing his cat." "He was being attacked by an animal that wasn't in the room." "That's psychosis." "There's a difference between psychosis and hallucination." "So if he was imagining a fake cat, it'd be lupus, but since it was a real cat, it's not?" " Take your damn pills." " Psychosis requires" "There is no cat." "Jules is dead." "You have a dead family pet and you never mentioned it?" "Nice family history." "Family history's asking about family members, meaning people related to the patient." "How did the cat die?" "Can you get him outta here?" " Dr. House, come on, let's" " What happened to the cat?" "Old age." " She was 15 years old." " When?" "About a month ago." " Does this have anything to do with" " Where'd she sleep?" "With Keith." "This is not a cat allergy." "And it's not lupus." "Where is Jules?" "Four years of college, four at med school, two years of residency, another four of subspecialty training, and where do I end up?" "Talking instead of digging." "Come on." "The ground's frozen solid." "What's that?" "Out of the way!" "We have the liver." "Prep O.R. four." "All right, Keith, start counting backward from ten." "Ten, nine, eight" "Scalpel." "Stop the gases." "What the hell are you doing, House?" "Saving a 16-year-old kid from a lifetime of immunosuppressant drugs and a very nasty scar." "This kid doesn't have lupoid hepatitis." "He has acute naphthalene toxicity." "Naphthalene?" "Y-Y-You're talking about mothballs." "Nope." "Termites." "They create naphthalene to protect their nests, which I'm assuming is rather large and inside all four walls of his bedroom at home." "And your assumption is based on what?" "The autopsy I just conducted on his pet cat." " Call Cuddy." "And Security." " You are not removing that kid's liver." "Now!" "Have you completely lost your mind?" "No, but I have been feeling a little sick lately." "Ah-choo!" "There's no way we can do this surgery now." "Ya think?" "You've already cost him his liver." "Don't kill him too." "Why are you so eager to cut into a healthy kid?" "Healthy?" "He's in the toilet." "He just needs some chicken soup." " I'm telling Hourani to re-scrub." "We're doing this transplant." " No, you're not." "You said it." "If Keith's symptoms had an environmental cause, they would have disappeared as soon as he got here." "They've only gotten worse." "If the food here wasn't one step below Riker's Island, he would've gotten better." " He's lost 14 pounds" " Sure." "This is nothing but a dietary thing." "Naphthalene is a gas, a fat-soluble gas." "Kid breathes it in, it gets stored in his fat cells." "Outside the hospital, his body burned protein and carbs for energy." "And the naphthalene stayed in fat." "But once the car accident put him in the hospital and he started losing weight, his body had to get its energy somewhere else." "It started to burn fat." "The floodgates opened." "The poison poured into his system." "So getting away from the poison is what poisoned him?" "Getting away from his dad's meat loaf is what's killing him." "You wanna explain to me why you stopped the surgery?" "Oh, my God!" "My God." " I want him locked up!" " Hey!" "Take it easy." "Your cat did not die of old age." "It died of massive internal bleeding and acute liver failure... caused by naphthalene poisoning." "The exact same thing your son has." "You lie to me, you mess up my son's surgery, and now you expect me to trust you?" "Give me 24 hours." "We'll pump your son full of calories" " That liver is going to somebody right now." " We're doing that surgery." "You do the surgery, you'll be killing a mother of four." "Father of three." " I was guessing." " Like you are now?" "Naphthalene poisoning is the best explanation we have for what's wrong with your son." "It explains the internal bleeding, the hemolytic anemia, the liver failure." "It also predicts what'll happen next." "If you do the surgery, he's gonna lay on that table for 14 hours... while his body continues to burn fat and release poison into his system." "Either way, I did you a favor." "He's awake now." "You've got a chance to say good-bye." "I think you should trust Dr. House." "Give the liver to the other guy." "Watch out." "I.N.R.'s down and his red count is climbing." "Means you made the right call." "His liver is healing." "He's gonna be just fine." "You made it a week." "And won my prize." "Congratulations." "Cuddy's a sucker." "I would've done it for two weeks off." "Yeah, it was a piece of cake." "You learn anything?" "Yeah." "I'm an addict." "Uh" "Okay." "I'm not stopping." "There are programs." "Cuddy would give you the time." "You could get on a different pain management regimen." "I don't need to stop." "You just said" "I said I was an addict." "I didn't say I had a problem." "I pay my bills." "I make my meals." "I function." "Is that all you want?" "You have no relationships." "I don't want any relationships." " You alienate people." " I've been alienating people since I was three." "Oh, come on!" "Drop it." "You don't think you've changed in the last few years?" "Well, ofcourse I have." "I've" " I've gotten older, my hair's got thinner." "Sometimes I'm bored." "Sometimes I'm lonely." "Sometimes I wonder what it all means." "No, I was there." "You are not just a regular guy who's getting older." "You've changed." "You're miserable, and you're afraid to face yourself." "Ofcourse I've changed!" "And everything's the leg?" "Nothing's the pills?" "They haven't done a thing to you?" "They let me do my job." "And they take away my pain." "How'd it go?" "He admitted he's addicted to the narcotics." "Well, admitting you have a problem is the first-- And he says it's not a problem." "Maybe it's not." "What do I know?" "What are you gonna do?" "Nothing." "Done enough damage." "Better hope he never finds out that that was your idea." "He'd never believe it."

"Westman Islands, Iceland 1984" "Active volcanic islands in the North Atlantic" "Come along, old chap." "Alright." "It must be something I ate." "You're never too careful with food!" "Hi." "Hi." "Gulli!" "Come join us." "In a minute." "Are you from the North Island?" "What?" "From the mainland up north." "Yes." "But I am sort of from here." "Sort of?" "Why are you back on the islands?" "I got a job on Breki." "So you're the new cook." "Are you any good?" "Not really!" "Buy me a drink, Gulli." "Back the fuck off, you fucking asshole!" "This is my girlfriend!" "Get out and stay out!" "Cut it out, guys." "Let him be!" "Let go of him!" "What the hell were you thinking, man?" "Somebody had to save the new cook." "You're a freaking maniac!" "Food is just important to me, man." "Do you think we'll go out in this weather?" "If we can get out of the harbour then we will." "It's not that bad." "The storm is going down." "You're a piece of work, Dad." "Completely wasted, but totally clear on the weather." "I'll turn this down so the old man can sleep." "No!" "He'd sleep through an earthquake." "What are you playing?" "Mozart!" "How many records do you have?" "I've stopped counting." "Well, I..." "I don't really have the time to listen to them all." "Well, I'd better get..." "Shhh." "Listen." "THE DEEP Inspired by true events." "The six o'clock weather forecast." "You weren't so chirpy last night!" "Feed the poor thing well." "We'll be out for a few days." "The weather seems to have gone down." "Yes." "I just hope he's not changing direction and then picking up again, the bloody bastard." "TO DAD FROM BATMAN BJARNI AND SPIDERMAN GILLI" "Don't mess it up." "I folded everything." "Did you pack my blue sweater?" "Yes, it's in there." "I can't find it." "It's in there." "I packed it." "Alright." "Let's get going before the boys wake up." "Don't forget your sack, dear." "I won't, Mum." "Your father is taking me to work." "Do you want a lift?" "No, I'll just walk." "Alright then, take care and may God be with you." "Yes." "Is it enough?" "Damn, it's cold." "Yes." "So, did you sleep well?" "Yes." "And where did you sleep?" "Cut it out!" "In my bed." "Oh?" "Are you alright?" "I've seen worse, man!" "Could you bring in the rest?" "And?" "What do you mean?" "Well?" "Stop it." "Hey, wasn't she at the dance last night?" "Yes." "And?" "Nothing." "Is he completely wasted?" "No, he's just too hung over to talk shit." "Dad!" "Huh?" "Go start the engine, before we freeze to death." "Damn." "Bloody hell." "I remember this guy Raggi." "Yes." "Sissa's brother, right?" "She used to be your..." "They moved to the mainland after the eruption." "He got into some trouble." "Do you think he'll last longer than the last cook?" "Why did he quit?" "He had been seasick for two years." "No way!" "Two years?" "SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS" "Can't you swim?" "Sure." "Or maybe not, I'm not really sure." "Don't they teach you to swim up on the mainland?" "Morning, mate." "I had almost forgotten the beauty of this place." "How long has it been since you left?" "I haven't really been here since the eruption." "Just as a visitor." "But I clearly remember the night of the evacuation." "The red stream of lava and the burning heat." "Is there coffee?" "Raggi!" "Have the guys show you how to make the coffee if you want this to work out." "Right." "Bloody hell." "We've snagged the damn thing." "Should I ease the wire?" "Just a little." "Let's see if it comes loose." "It worked." "Alright." "What bullshit." "There's nothing to be had here." "I told you." "Nothing worth catching." "Hey, guys!" "Jon said to ask you how to make the coffee." "He wants it black as ink." "Throw in half a pack." "Half a pack?" "Seriously?" "He must have burnt some fuses in his head." "Is there more bread?" "I can make some more." "Hey, boy!" "Just hand it over." "It's quicker that way." "Do we have something to watch?" "I don't know." "Do we?" "I don't know." "It was your turn to go to the video store." "There's nothing left to watch on BETA." "It's high time we switched to VHS." "BETA's got better quality." "What the hell does that matter if there's nothing to watch?" "Did you finish watching Jaws?" "I was here eating when it ended." "And?" "Well, they..." "Don't give away the ending!" "Calling Westman Islands radio." "This is Breki." "Westman Islands radio." "What's your location?" "I'm approaching the Leddin." "That's confirmed." "You'll report again in twelve hours." "Sure." "Over and out." "Now we're talking." "What's for dinner?" "We're having pork." "Pork chops, I reckon?" "More like chop sticks." "Sweet and sour." "Just make it chops, mate." "With breadcrumbs." "Damn, she's rolling." "It's the undertow from yesterday's storm." "All clear?" "All clear." "You can hit the sack, guys." "It's going to be a few hours jack." "I heard a good joke last night." "Yeah?" "Boys!" "Off to bed." "It's way past you bedtime." "But Mom, it's the weekend." "The weekend is over." "You have school tomorrow." "Mom!" "The bedtime story." "Where was daddy up to?" "I know what you've got under there." " Now, please behave, my darlings." "Here's the right page." ""The following night he went to the village church."" ""He carried a big bag on his back, a parcel under his arm and held a torch in his hand."" "Temperature: 28,4°F (-2°C) The sea: 41°F (5°C)" "Weren't you going to wake me up?" "Relax, man." "We're just throwing in the trawl." "Gulli!" "Where can i find an anorak?" "An anorak?" "Yes." "Check up on deck." "Damn!" "Shall I cut the line?" "The fishing nets are brand new." "I'll try to detangle them somehow." "What are you thinking, guys?" "We need to turn the winch off before we tip over." "It's stuck!" "Turn the winch off!" "The winch off!" "Raggi!" "Hurry up on deck." "We're going down!" "Guys!" "Raggi!" "Raggi!" "The winch!" "Gulli!" "Gulli!" "Is everyone out?" "Where's Dad?" "Gulli!" "Hannes, come on!" "Dad!" "Hannes!" "Away from the boat!" "Dad!" "Hannes!" "Hannes!" "Jon!" "Hannes, stop it!" "Dad!" "Hannes!" "Hannes." "Talk to me." "Jon!" "Hannes!" "What's happening?" "Where did he go?" "He went back for his dad." "Hannes!" "Mom, I can't sleep." "Come along, darling." "Let's say our prayer." "Be above me and all around with your eternal blessing." "Angels of God, I pray will watch my bed while I am resting." "God bless my Mom and Dad and all the people I love." "Amen." "...lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." "For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory." "For ever and ever." "Amen." "Palli!" " I'm so cold." "I can't..." "Jón!" "Put these on." "Jón." "Did you manage to send out a Mayday?" "No, but it's almost time for us to report in." "They must start looking for us soon." "Palli!" "Come on, Palli!" "I'm going to try to free the life boat." "Don't be ridiculous." "It's rusted solid." "We have to do something." "We can't just die here." "Take my hand." "So cold..." "Grab the boot." "We have to to start... swimming." "Swim?" "No way." "I'm so cold." "How far from the coast do you think we are?" "A few miles." "I think Leddin is about three sea miles off land." "I can't..." "We have to swim." "Swim?" "Where to?" "Come on, Palli." "It's hopeless." "I can't..." "Palli, we have to try!" "Maybe someone will find us." "There must be other boats out here." "I can't." "We have to swim." "It's each man for himself." "Otherwise we won't stand a chance." "Alright?" "I can't..." "Palli, we can do this." "Palli, come on!" "We can do it together." "I won't leave you." "Come on." "Palli!" "Palli..." "We can do it." "Look!" "There's a ship." "Hello!" "Help!" "Man overboard!" "Help!" "Help!" "Over here!" "Help!" "Over here!" "Man overboard!" "Help!" "Palli!" "They must be heading back with the catch." "At least we know now in which direction to swim." "Right, Palli?" "If you make it..." "What?" "If you survive..." "Palli!" "Palli." "Palli." "Jón!" "Where are you?" "Jón!" "Jón!" "Jón!" "Jón!" "Jón, where are you?" "Jón!" "Temperature: 27°F (-3°C) The sea: 41°F (-5°C)" "Seagull!" "Go tell them to come and get me." "If you do..." "If you do I promise never to kill another bird." "Birdie!" "Do you want to hear a joke?" "There are three men on a plane it's about to crash." "We have a Brit, a Dutch guy and an Icelander." "There are only three..." "I mean, there are only two parachutes and..." "I'm sorry, bird." "I can't remember how it goes." "Birdie!" "Where are you?" "Don't...." "Don't leave..." "Don't leave me..." "Catch me, Palli!" "Set him free." "Gulli!" "This is an announcement for the people in the Westman Islands." "Homeland security asks everyone to gather at the harbour and prepare for transport to the mainland." "What's happening, Dad?" "Can you describe the current situation?" "We contacted the police and we're advised to stay calm." "But we just heard the announcement on the radio, so we will leave." "We have four children..." "Yes." "We're going down to the harbour." "We don't have a choice." "We'll just ask God to watch over us." "How is the weather on the islands?" "Really good." "So the weather is good." "Yes." "But now there is pounding on the roof." "I see." "That just started while we were talking." "I see." "Is it windy?" "It's been completely calm as far as I can tell." "Very unusual and completely against the weather forecast." "Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive them that trespass against us." "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil." "For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory..." "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Over here!" "Man overboard!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Help!" "Over here!" "Help!" "Help!" "Fucking hell!" "What are you guys thinking?" "!" "Turn around and bring back the boat!" "Do you have a girlfriend, bird?" "A sweetheart?" "You can tell me." "I can keep a secret." "I promise." "I don't want to die." "Not just yet." "If only..." "If only he would give me one more day." "One day." "Just one day." "That's all I ask." "I would wake up early." "Just one more day." "What a day it would be." "I'd drink my milk from a glass to please Mom." "I was never the perfect son, but somehow she managed to make a man out of me." "Then I'd go to the bank and make the last payment on my bike." "I would only drive it this one day." "It won't matter." "I just don't want anybody to be left with my debts." "I'd comfort Halla and tell her that Palli didn't suffer." "That he just fell asleep." "And I know, because I held him when he passed away." "Then I'd get the old dog and have Mom take care of it." "After that..." "I'd go visit someone special..." "And then you can have me." "Then you can take me, you hear?" "When I've said what I need to say, done what I have to do." "I'm on the right track!" "Right?" "My island!" "Temperature: 28°F (-2°C) The sea: 37°F (3°C)" "I swam..." "Dad!" "There's a drunk at the door!" "What the hell are you doing here at this hour?" "I swam..." "Breki went down at the Leddin." "We've called the Coast Guard." "Are you sure the boat went down at the Leddin?" "Gulli!" "Were you definitely at the Leddin?" "I can't feel the pulse." "His heartbeat is regular." "Did you take his temperature?" "Yes." "And what is it?" "I don't know." "The thermometer doesn't go below 93°F (34°C)." "Is he below 93°F (34°C)?" "Hello." "Have they been found?" "They won't be found." "Not after an accident like this, son." "Dead sailors are best kept in a watery grave." "There's no way he could have swum all this way." "He must have things mixed up in his head." "We're wasting our time here." "Are you sure the boat didn't just get stranded?" "I'm positive." "Have you found anything?" "No, we haven't." "We snagged by the Leddin and the winch pulled the boat down." "And I swam." "How long were you in the sea?" "I don't know." "A few hours." "Six, maybe." "Just before the ship went down, there was a program on TV about the waltz." "The waltz?" "On television?" "I actually watched that program." "It came on around nine thirty last night." "And you arrived at that house around seven." "Six hours!" "In the sea." "In the North Atlantic Ocean!" "Yes, I must have walked for more than two hours." "It's just quite amazing how you did it." "Isn't that the boat, sir?" "I'll be damned." "This can't be." "I can't believe that the man swam all this way." "You must have thought that your time was up." "How did it feel?" "Well..." "I wasn't really afraid of dying." "No?" "I had come to terms with that." "But I dreaded the actual drowning, though." "I had swallowed seawater which was really unpleasant." "I had coughed my lungs out... and started to worry that I might drown." "But I wasn't really afraid of dying." "I spoke to the seagulls." "You did?" "Yes." "They kept hovering over my head and..." "I spoke to them and asked them to check... if they could possibly..." "I guess I've not been to kind to them over the years." "But I've somehow always been rather fond of them." "They're friends of the fishermen." "It's an innocent looking bird." "Probably rather stupid." "You know, looking at it..." "You think such strange thoughts." "Wondering if you owe someone." "Maybe they wouldn't feel right about coming after the money because you wouldn't be around." "You'd be dead!" "All kinds of silly things like that." "Amazing." "Good morning, Gulli." "I guess you're ready to go home now, right?" "No." "Have they been found?" "Don't you worry about that." "It's not in your power." "Let us pray the way Jesus taught us." "Our Father, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in Earth as it is in Heaven." "Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive them that trespass against us." "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." "Surviving this long in cold water i quite unique." "The only known incident is from the second World War and that's based on rumours." "Some people say it's a miracle." "But I think that there has to be a scientific explanation." "You do realize how important this is for Icelandic fishermen." "And not only Icelanders, for that matter." "I think that it's absolutely necessary that you join me in Reykjavik for further research." "How do you research a miracle?" "How is the pulse?" "It's fine." "A bit fast though." "Tell me." "You must be quite the sportsman." "Not really." "I was not bad at chess when I was a boy." "Right!" "I was thinking of something more on the physical side... if you're in good shape." "Do I look like I am?" "What about swimming?" "You must be a good swimmer." "We had swimming at school, but I rarely went." "Why was that?" "They kept teasing me about how fat I was, so I stopped going." "Are we done?" "I'm not sure if I can go on much longer." "Sure." "I just need to measure your body fat." "Hi." "Do you have a passport?" "Don't go inside, son." "Gulli!" "Gulli..." "We'll be alright, Dad." "Shouldn't you boys be at school?" "There's no school." "All the books were lost." "In the eruption." "Well, I'll be damned." "One day I'm going to save up money to buy a bike like that." "How many fishing tour do you think it'll take?" "Twenty, maybe." "What boat would you be on?" "I don't know." "You could have your pick." "Really?" "Dad says that they're short of men." "A lot of guys have decided to stay on the mainland and won't be coming back." "Wimps!" "Aren't you the famous swimmer from the Westman Islands?" "Sea Gulli?" "Couldn't you tell us a bit about your exciting experience!" "Well, I'm just on my..." "Ladies and gentlemen!" "Here we have a national here." "A man who conquered the Atlantic Ocean!" "There are mainly two things that interest the biophysicist." "Firstly, the fact that he managed to preserve a thermal balance for five to six hours while in the cold water." "This is seven times longer than any overweight person has previously endured during experiments." "Secondly, the fact that according to tests performed at the Westman Islands hospital, his thermal balance at core temperature was below 95°F (35°C) which goes against all previous research..." "I can give you something to help you sleep if you like." "No, thanks." "You're the talk of everyone here at the hospital." "Really?" "Yes, you've become famous." "Like a national hero." "I am?" "Why?" "What do you mean why?" "You must know that." "You achieved something extraordinary." "All I did was to save my own life." "Wouldn't everyone have tried that?" "They don't really know what to do with you." "To them, you're something of an enigma." "I see." "Well, you must be anxious to go back home." "Yes." "I just wanted to thank you for everything." "It was a pleasure to get to know you." "Are you leaving?" "Yes, I think we're done." "But we haven't come to a conclusion yet." "I have." "I'm going home." "Hi, Joe." "Hi." "So you're back." "Yes." "Were you in England?" "Yes." "Did anything come out of all this?" "No, I don't think so." "Is the dog inside?" "Yes, I've been feeding her." "Hello, old girl." "Easy now." "Calm down." "He didn't suffer." "He just fell asleep." "He simply fell asleep." "You sure have a lot of nice cars." "This one is Bjarni's." "Right, Bjarni?" "What about this one?" "It's mine." "Who gave it to you?" "Dad gave it to me." "He gave us all those cars." "Does it hurt?" "No, little man." "It's alright." "Are you a seal?" "Or maybe a troll?" "Or a sea monster?" "A monster?" "Everybody says that it's impossible to swim so far and not die." "No, little man." "I'm not a monster." "Not a troll either." "I'm just a man." "A very lucky man." "Dad, he also swam." "Yes." "Just not all the way like you did." "Right." "He was too cold." "It was so cold." "Mom says he's with God now." "Yes, and he's watching over you." "Thanks." "Come along." "Hi, Gulli." "Good to have you back." "Good evening." "Evening." "The anoraks are in the cabin, right?" "This film is dedicated to the Icelandic fisherman." "I spoke to the seagulls." "You did?" "They were hovering and probably just a bit curious." "The whole night?" "Yes, they were hovering over my head the whole time." "So I spoke to them." "I asked them to get some help." "You did?" "If the possibly could." "What was the hardest moment?" "I think it was when we sat on the keel." "Right in the beginning?" "Yes." "And also when I realized that I was all alone." "Experiments suggest that a naked, average man has no means to save himself due to lowered body temperature after being in sea or cold water, for 20 - 30 minutes." "Not surprisingly, fat men do not become as cold or rather cool down slower than thinner men." "Of course, I'm nothing but a small drop in the ocean." "And nobody is really bothered with this thing happening..."

"WOMAN ON PA:" "Good morning, students." "Today's lunch options will be Salisbury steak or pepperoni pizza." "The Magic Club will be meeting in 109 today." "Java, Java." "Just like you like it, two creams and four sugars." "Oh!" "Well, thank you, Mr. Russell." "You're gonna spoil me up in here." "WOMAN ON PA:" "It's not too late to sign up for... (WOMAN ON PA CONTINUES)" "♪ ♪" "Two creams and four sugars my ass." "She doesn't need coffee." "She needs a fucking colon cleanse." "(RUSSELL SIGHS)" "Goddamn it." "Is it 7:45?" "'Cause my watch says 7:51 to me." "Bitch needed a coffee." "We need to be coordinated on all fronts." "All right?" "If we set a meet, you show up at the goddamn meet time." "All right!" "I fuckin' heard you!" "Shut the fuck up!" " You shut the fuck up." " Here, check this." "All the information" "I was able to gather on Dumpus Maximus." "Personal data, government documents, financial papers." " You put this together yourself?" " Yes, motherfucker." "I have one on everybody in this school." "You better not have one on me." "(SCOFFS)" "(BOOK CLOSES)" "I processed the information." "Now destroy it." " Bullshit." " I have a photographic memory." "I've retained the pertinent informations and discarded the rest." "Well, did you memorize the part about her firing every other vice principal she's ever worked with?" "W... where did it say that?" "Page one!" "Dumb-ass." "At the last three schools she's taken over, she cleared out the front office and replaced them." "Shit." "(SIGHS) What do we do?" "It means we gotta play nice." "Means we can't be fucking idiots." "Now, this woman will fire you and me and anybody else she doesn't like." "And don't make it easy on her." "Keep your head down." "Start playing the fucking game." "Then what?" ""Then what" what?" "Then who seizes power, you or me?" "When we shit-can this bitch, it's every motherfucker for himself." "This is a temporary alliance." "To be honest, Gamby," " I still think you're a fucking dipshit." " Well, I think you're a fucking dipshit too." "You're a fucking dummy." " I think your tie sucks." " I think you're stupid" " and your face is ridiculous to me." " Bushy-ass mustache" " wearing motherfucker." " Fuck your face." "Fuck your butt." "The point is..." "I can't destroy her all alone." "Psh." "You're goddamn right you can't." "I agree to your terms." "We take the bitch down, then best man wins." "But until then, this is an equal partnership." "You hear me?" "I call the shots too." "Not just you." "Oh, you wanna do it your way." "Write another letter to the goddamn school board." "Yeah, that's right." "You did it your way." "Now, motherfucker, we gonna do it mine." "♪ ♪" "Go further back." "The fuck?" "(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)" "All the grandkids are getting big." "Tracy's quite a looker, just like her grandma." "Oh, get thee behind me, Satan." "(BOTH CHUCKLE)" "GAMBY:" "And there you go, the corrupted file" " has been deleted." " You're kidding me!" " Nope." "You're up and running." " All right!" "You're the master!" " Mrs. Libby?" " Yes?" "I'm still waiting on those attendance reports." "Oh!" "I..." "I have them right here, ma'am." "You know what, let me do this." " Do you need any help?" "Are you okay?" " No, I'm fine." "Thank you." "I'm okay." "Oh, my goodness." " That's all right." " (CLATTERING)" "That's all right." "We got it." "Here we are." " Oopsy daisy!" " Mm." "(CLATTERING) Oh, my goodness!" "Now here... not gonna worry." "There." "I didn't ask you to destroy a forest, did I?" "We're a paperless school now, Mrs. Libby." "Oh." "Well, yes, Ms. Brown." "It's Dr. Brown." "Dr. Brown." "Mr. Gamby, do you have a moment?" " There's someone I'd like you to meet." " MRS. LIBBY:" "Thank you." "(IMITATES DR. BROWN) Dr. Brown." "Dr. Brown." "Mr. Gamby, this is Blythe Sason." "He's an associate of mine." "I've asked him to do an evaluation of the school." "An evaluation?" "I just like to know how a school works, who's doing what." "It's not that serious." "Okay." "Uh, sure." "Is that all?" "No, it's not." "Since you get here so early in the morning, do you mind picking up biscuits for the faculty and staff?" "I just think it would be a nice gesture to have a warm breakfast waiting for them when they come in." "Does that sound good to you, Mr. Gamby?" "I mean, yeah, it sounds good." "Sounds great." "Biscuits are a delicious thing to have in the morning, but I don't understand why I'm the one who has to go get biscuits for everybody." "Well, if you know they're delicious, then you do understand why you need to pick them up." "What are you writing down?" "Don't worry about him." "So, can I count on you, Mr. Gamby?" "Yeah, of course." "You can count on me." "Oh, thank you." "You can put that in your little... whatever you're writing down." "I'll be seeing you around, Mr. Gamby." "I'll be seeing you too, "Sis-son."" ""Say-saw."" "That's what I said. "Sis-on."" ""Say-saw."" "Say "Say-saw" right." "ANDY:" "Mr. Gamby." "Oh, stable-master Andy." "How are you?" "Hey, uh, where are we on that thing we talked about last week?" "I'm..." "I'm not sure I remember what..." "what..." "What was it, something to do with horses?" "It was about you falling behind a little on your stabling fees for Shadowfax." " About $800 behind." " Oh..." "Well, what are you suggesting?" "Well, I guess I'm suggesting you pay me $800." "Or find a new place to keep your daughter's horse." "Cool, cool." "Okay, that... that's definitely good to know." "I'll, uh..." "I'm gonna get on that." "Uh... but I do have a little bit of time to get... to get the money to you?" "Well, I did already give you more time." "I was holding off 'cause you said you were going to get that promotion." "♪ ♪" "Did you ever get the promotion?" "Mm-hmm." "Yes, I did." "GAMBY:" "I know that driving doesn't come natural for women, but I am impressed at your abilities." "Now put on your signal." "Let's pull to this parking lot here." "Reduce your speed." "That's great." "Let's make a slight little wiggle to the left here." "Come into a stop." "And put it into park." "What are we doing at Bojangles'?" "You are going inside and getting 12 country ham biscuits," "12 Cajun chicken fillet biscuits, and, uh, one... uh, actually, make it three steak biscuits." "Can I at least get myself a strawberry Welch's?" "No, you may not." "This is for faculty and staff only." "Go." "Put a rush on it." "It's Bo-time." "Let's move." "You're doing really good." "Thanks." "I like you better than him." "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "♪ ♪" "(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)" "DR. BROWN:" "I hope y'all enjoyed" "Belinda's biscuits, everybody!" "New Tuesday tradition right here!" " (APPLAUSE) - (LAUGHS) Pump it up!" "The way you said that, it kind of sounded like you got the faculty the biscuits." "Well, you got them on my behalf, so I did get them the biscuits." "Well, no." "Technically, you didn't get 'em." "I got..." "Whatever." "It doesn't..." " You're the boss, so..." " Gamby, what do you think of Mrs. Libby?" "I think she does a good job." "She's very friendly to people, has a kind voice on the phone." "It's interesting to hear you say that because Blythe Sason actually said she doesn't do a good job." "She comes in about 30 minutes late every day 'cause she's a part of some power-walking group." "What the fuck is that?" "Well, she just likes to stay trim." "I mean, what do you want me to do, talk to her?" "I mean, I..." "I prefer you just to fire her." "Fire her?" "For working on that body?" "Doesn't that seem a little extreme?" "She's been here since the early '80s." "Then we've given her enough time, haven't we?" "(CHUCKLES)" "Do it today." "You're lucky to catch me before I got in the ladies room." "The line for that is something you don't give up your place for." "You just want to have a..." "a seat, Ms. Libby." "Oh." "My pleasure, Neal." "Right here?" "Really?" "You're just gonna sit here?" "Fine." "I don't care." "Uh... what's going on, Neal?" "Are you okay, sweetheart?" "Uh... let's just say that I've had, uh, better days than today." "Yeah." "Uh..." "Ms. Libby, u... unfortunately, I have to, uh, let you know that you are officially... being fired from the front office of the school." "(CHUCKLES)" "You're funny. (CHUCKLES)" "♪ ♪" "I'm fired?" "Why?" "(WRITING)" "Performance." "Uh, there... there are certain people who believe that you aren't very effective in your job at the front desk." "Who decided this?" "Uh..." "Was it Brown?" "It was her, wasn't it?" "No." "It was everyone." "You've been at that front desk for years, and yet you still don't even know how to run a simple diagnostic check on your computer, you're terrible at emails, you suck at using computers," "and that, quite frankly, is unacceptable here." "And so, you just need to get a hold of yourself." "T..." "You're terminated." "You do not work here anymore." "Well, no!" "I can't lose my job." "I love it here." "You will grow to have other things." "I'm sure in time that you won't feel as much of a p... person that has nothing." "I can't believe this." "There's a... a dignified manner in which you can behave right now, and you're choosing not to do that, so please choose to be dignified." "A dignified way?" "Oh, my goodness." "I should've known that after 30 plus years of being here..." "Mr. Neal Gamby!" "Let me help you straighten up your desk because that would be dignified of me, wouldn't it?" "Let me help you with that." "While we're at it, why don' t you call my husband, you know, Mr. Libby," " and tell him he can't retire - (DIAL TONE) because I have been retired and tell him I'm gonna stop by the thrift store on the way home since we can't shop at the mall anymore?" "(SOBS)" "I'm fired." "Open or closed?" "Closed, Ms. Libby." "RUSSELL:" "Oh, Jesus Christ, the blood bath begins." "She's got me off my rocker, Gamby." "We gotta act quick." "Now, she's tied up in teacher reviews for the next 72 minutes." " That gives us some time." " Time to do what?" "Time to go to that bitch's house and dig up some dirt." "I'll drive." "♪ ♪" "Is this where she lives?" "What a shit-hole." "This is my house, motherfucker!" "It's a mid-century sea ranch!" "Now, stay here!" "I gotta go get somethin'." "It's a classic shit-hole." "Hmph." "Goddamn it." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(WOMAN SCREAMING IN KOREAN)" " (SCREAMING CONTINUES)" " Shut up!" "Shut up!" "All I hear is gibberish from you!" "Shut up!" "Go back in the house!" " Oh, grow up!" " No, go back!" "Like nails on a chalkboard." "(SCREAMING IN KOREAN)" " Go back in the house!" " Fuck you!" "(GRUNTS)" " (SIGHS)" " Everything okay?" " Go." " Yeah?" "Just go." "(SCREAMING IN KOREAN)" "So, uh, was that woman your wife?" "Don't be asking me personal questions." "We ain't fuckin' friends, okay?" " This is business." " Friends?" " I'm not trying to be your friend." " Over here trying to make a fuckin' friend and we about to do a mission." "You're the one trying to make friends the most." "♪ ♪" "(GASPS)" "Here's a credit card statement." "We can track her purchases." "This is a waste of time." "It's disgusting." "I'm not finding anything except old tampons and empty bottles of cocoa butter." "I think if we want to find some real shit, we're gonna have to dig a little deeper." "What are you suggesting?" "Oh, you gonna break in?" "Bullshit." "Fuck you." "No, you're not." "Stop pretending." "You think this is pretending?" " (SHATTERING, CLATTERING)" " Oh, shit!" "Gamby..." "Bitches first." "(CHUCKLES)" "Big whoop." "No dildos, no sex tapes." "What kind of people have nothing to hide?" "Oops." "Knock that shit off, Russell." "Okay?" "We're not here to destroy things," " We're here for Intel." " You broke the fuckin' window." "So that we could gain access here." "That's it." "Oh, please." "Feels good breaking shit." " Pick something." "Anything, Gamby." " No." " Anything." " Uh-uh." "No, sir." "Okay?" "No." "Knock that shit off, Lee." "Okay?" " Russell." " Here you go, Neal." "Break this one fucking coffee mug right here, then we'll go." "This coffee mug is laughing at you." "(LAUGHS)" "I bet I don't have a coffee mug like this." "Do you have a coffee mug like this?" ""World's best principal."" "Where's your fucking coffee mug, Neal Gamby?" "Why does fucking Belinda Brown deserve to have it?" "Fuck this mug!" "Whoo!" "That's what I'm talking about!" " Eat shit, Belinda Brown!" " Did you see that?" "You see how it just went everywhere?" "Fuck yes, I did." "It was fuckin' awesome is what it was." " Break something else!" " Okay." "What you gonna do?" "Where you gonna go?" "Where you goin'?" "Check this." "Check this out." "This is her head." "Watch this." "Whoo!" "That's right!" "What else should I fucking destroy here?" " Oh!" "Pick!" "Pick it!" "Whoo!" " You wanna take our job?" " Whoo!" "Boom!" " Look at that, huh?" " Boom!" " You wanna take my fucking job?" " Whoo!" " Booyah!" "Your turn!" "Your turn!" " (CHUCKLES) Me?" " Your turn." "You, me, watch this." "What you got, Lee?" "What you gonna do?" "Oh, you're going for the picture." "(CHUCKLES) You going for the Fine Arts Department!" "(BLOWS)" "You ready?" "You ready?" "You unworthy piece of shit!" " I will fucking kill you!" " Do it!" "(SCREAMS)" " (SCREAMS)" " Whoo!" "Aah!" " (SCREAMS)" " Yes!" "(SCREAMS)" "Oh!" "(SCREAMS)" "Oh, watch this!" "Watch this!" "Watch this." " You ready?" " Yes!" "Whoo!" "Whoo-hoo!" "(BOTH SCREAM)" "(SIRENS WAIL)" "(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)" "(EXPLOSION)" "(SIGHS) Let's do it." "Let's do the whole fuckin' place." "♪ ♪" "(SCREAMS)" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Dump that fucker!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "(SCREAMS)" " Booyah!" " Whoo!" "(GRUNTS)" "(SCREAMS)" " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "(GRUNTS) Whoo!" "(GRUNTS)" "(GRUNTS)" " (FIRE ALARM BLARES)" " Russell, what the fuck?" "I'm burning this fucker down." "We gotta get out of here." "Russell, we gotta get out of here!" "Go!" "Shit!" "Shit!" " Oh, shit!" " Fuck!" "Fuck!" " Shit!" " Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" " Shit!" " Fuck!" "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit!" "Fuck!" "Oh, shit!" "(TIRES SCREECH)" "Oh, shit." "Fuck." "Shit." "Fuck." "Shit." "Oh, fuck, shit." "Oh, shit." "Fuck." "(TRIES SCREECH)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "MRS. PUQUETTE:" "Day in, day out, I make Justin a sandwich, and these other boys just go right ahead and smash it." "They're being monsters to him, Mr. Gamby." "Mr. Gamby?" "Uh, okay, ma'am, well," "I'll..." "I'll be sure to take care of it." "We won't have to worry about this problem ever again." "Well, you've done a piss-poor job so far." "Are you in charge or discipline or aren't ya?" "I mean, who the hell is even running this school?" "DR. BROWN:" "Oh, my gosh!" "Oh, Lord!" "My house is on fire!" "(DR. BROWN SOBS)" "My house!" "My house!" "My house is on fire!" "Oh!" "Let me go!" "No, don't touch me!" "My house is on fire!" "Did she say her house was on fire?" "DR. BROWN:" "It's on fire!" "Did who say?" "(NEIGHING)" "(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)" "(PHONE TRILLING)" "VOICEMAIL:" "You've reached Lee Russell." " Please leave a message." "Be well." " (BEEP)" "Okay, Lee, I'm not really sure why you're blowing me off, all right?" "But you need to call me back as soon as you get this message, you son-of-a-bitch." "This is Neal Gamby." "This is about, uh... to do with stuff at school." "(ANNOUNCER SPEAKING)" "Got you a corn, Neal." "I'm not hungry." "I didn't ask for that." "No thank you, Ray." "We were just talking to that idiot who runs this place." "Andy." "He says that you're $800 behind in stable fees." "Well, there's obviously some sort of processing lag with his computer systems." "Look, it might not matter much anyway, because Janelle's been saying she's not really that into horses anymore." "Yeah." " I haven't heard that." " Yeah, man." "She's actually showing" " a little interest in motocross." " Yeah." "I've been letting her take my 450 for a spin." " Safely." " (SCOFFS) Dirt bikes?" " Yeah." " Look, Ray, please don't do this." " You know horses is my thing." " It's not Ray." "She really wants to do this." "This is about Janelle and what she wants." "And honey, if you want to stay relevant in her life, Son-of-a-bitch." "you're gonna get it..." " Next up, number 15," " What the..." " Janelle Gamby riding Shadowfax." " GAMBY:" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" " You have no right to be here!" " Excuse you!" " I'm here with my daughter!" " Hey!" "Hey!" "How dare you, Blythe!" "Mr. Gamby, about those stable fees... (GRUNTS) Blythe!" "Blythe!" "Blythe, I know you hear me!" "Blythe!" "You have no right to be here!" "I'm with my daughter!" "What the fuck?" "What's wrong with you, man?" "Are you crazy?" "No." "You are!" "Staring at me weird!" "Everybody saw it!" "You better watch out!" "You scratched my car, you motherfucker!" "(MUTTERS)" "(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)" "(RADIO CHATTER)" "(PHONE TRILLING)" "VOICEMAIL:" "You've reached Lee Russell." " Please leave a message." "Be well." " (BEEP)" "God dammit." "(IN BAD ACCENT) Yes." "Me see Lee?" "Uh, work... work at school with Lee." "To see him?" "You're looking for Lee." " Come on in." "I'll go get him." " (IN NORMAL VOICE) Okay." " Uh, can you take off your shoes?" " Yeah." "Are these, uh, heirlooms?" " Ancient heirlooms?" " (SPEAKING IN KOREAN)" "Hmm?" "Mm-hmm." "I just..." "I'm waiting for him." "We don't have to talk to each other if you don't want to." "I'm fine." "What the fuck are you doing in my home?" "You need to learn how to answer your voicemail." "We need to talk." " (SPEAKING)" " Alone." "Mi-Cha!" "Christine, take Mi-Cha outside!" "She wants tea." "Fine." "Uh... who are these people?" "This is my wife Christine, Gamby." "The thirsty woman who resembles a bowl of shit rice is her mom Mi-Cha!" " Come on." " (SPEAKS)" " (SPEAKS)" " Come on!" "I'm gonna get it." " (CONTINUES SPEAKING)" " I'm getting it!" "(SPEAKS)" "I'm getting it!" "This is fucked up, Russell." "This is not what I signed up for." "Oh, please." "It's exactly what you signed up for." "What, you think taking this bitch down was gonna be pretty?" " Is that what you thought?" " No, but I..." "I thought we'd be doing more things like making her look bad at her job." "Like, school-related shit." "Oh, we knocked that bitch down a peg today." "You know what it felt like when we were tearing up all her shit." "I saw that look in your eyes, Gamby." "You loved it." "No, I went to a very dark place." "A place I have not been to in a long while." "And it was fucking beautiful." "I'll be honest, Gamby," "I've never had an ounce of respect for you." "I just thought you were the lamest, dumbest person I'd ever met." "Just somebody who was fucking nothing." "Just someone who needed to spend their whole life on a fucking treadmill." "A life loser." "Until today." "Today I saw something in that house." "I saw your potential." "Potential." "Like how?" "(SIGHS) Look, earlier today, my mother-in-law was all up in my ass 'cause her shower head broke." "She told me I eat pubic hair with pepper paste." "Now, that's about the meanest thing you could say about somebody in Korean." "But did I get all mad?" "No." "(GLASS CLINKS)" "I do this." "(SPITS)" "Excuse me." "(SPEAKING KOREAN)" "Oh." "Now I fucking own her." "That's who I am." "And that's the kind of potential I see in you as well." "Since we're partners, it's only fair you get your share." "The fuck is this?" "Those are real fuckin' diamonds set in a brooch." "Where'd you get this?" "Where you think I fucking got it?" "Fat Albert's clubhouse." "Just lined my pockets." "Every single one I had." "Just took whatever it is I wanted to." " Now, you can get good money for that." " No." "No." "You are unbelievable." "I am not doing this for the money, Lee." "Look, Gamby." "What we're doing is serious business." "But it don't mean it can't be fun too." "TEACHER:" "As General Lee gazed on that field of slain soldiers on that cold winter's day, he said, "It is well war is so terrible... "" "(PA BEEPS)" "WOMAN ON PA:" "Would Mr. Russell and Mr. Gamby please report to the principal's office?" "Mr. Russell and Mr. Gamby, to the principal's office." "STUDENTS:" "Ooh!" "Don't you fucking move." "Step inside, gentlemen." "Do you know why you're here?" " No, ma'am." " No, ma'am." "You know my house burned down." "The whole goddamn thing." "My sons didn't even wanna move here." "Now look." "Everything they ever owned, gone." " I can only imagine..." " Do not interrupt me, Mr. Russell." " Let me finish." " Yes, ma'am." "Now, I brought Blythe Sason here to observe this school, and I was expecting him to find unpleasant revelations." "But after reading the report on the two of you," "I was shocked." ""Mr. Gamby is no nonsense." ""Whether you agree with him or not," ""he tells it like it is." ""He's a man of his word." "He can be trusted."" ""Mr. Russell is a great leader" ""and a great relationship builder." "He is roundly admired by the faculty."" "After completing his analysis," "Mr. Sason concludes that you two are excellent vice principals." "With everything I'm going through, it's a comfort to know I can trust the men standing beside me." "And I want to thank you for being a bright spot on a rather bleak day." "You're welcome, Dr. Brown." "You may be new here, but you are family" " to Neal and I." " Thank you, Mr. Russell." "And Dr. Brown, if you or your boys need any toiletries or canned goods," "I don't mind going to the corner store for you." "Thank you." "I think we'll manage." "Now, would you mind praying with me now?" "To pray to God?" "Yes." "Let's touch and agree." " Touch and agree." " Amen." "Thank you." "Oh, dear heavenly Father, thank you so much for everything you've blessed me with in my life." "Lord, this fire is not gonna kill me." "It may knock me down, oh, but I'll get back up and I'll be stronger than ever." "Thank you for bringing me Neal Gamby and Lee Russell." "(GROANS) Oh, help us." "Lord, help us do good things together." " In Jesus' name..." " Mm-hmm." "we pray." " Amen." "Amen." " Amen." " Amen." " Amen." "Amen." "Would you mind getting me a cup of coffee?" "It would be my pleasure, Dr. Brown." "Thank you so much." "Thank you." "Wait here." "(CAR CHIMES)" " (PLOP)" " That should take care of what I owe and the rest of the year." "What's this?" "Those are real fucking diamonds set in a fucking brooch, you idiot." "♪ ♪" "(TIRES SCREECH)" "♪ ♪"

" Hello?" " It's me." "Oh, am I bothering you, Francesco?" "No, don't worry, I had to get out of the shower some time." "Hold on a minute, Franco..." "You were saying, Franco?" "No, no, nothing." "Just calling to see how you doing." "You know how things are life goes on." "Gnaghi!" "I've been shouting at you for hours." "Gnaghi!" "He's Ghigini, the surveyor." " 12th row, 3rd grave, right?" " Gna." "Grave three." "Here we go." "I know you've heard this before, but this time, my dear Ghigini, it is forever." "Rest in peace!" "Oh, my back..." "What a waste of good marble." "Never looks right when you fix it." "All this fancy packaging." "I don' know why they don't just cover the graves with dirt." "The gun!" "I forgot the fucking gun!" " Ea...t!" " Gnaghi, give me the spade!" "Gnaghi!" "give me the fucking spade!" "There we go." "You handle the rest Gnaghi." "My name is Francesco Dellamorte." "Weird name, isn't it?" "Francis Of Death." "Saint Francis Of Death." "I often thought of having it changed." "Andrea Dellamorte would be nicer, for example." "I'm the watchman of the Buffalora cemetery," "I don't know how the epidemic started," "All I know is that some people, on the 7th night after their death come back to life." "I call them "Returners", but frankly I can't understand why they're so anxious to return." "The only way to get rid of them once and for all, is to split their heads open." "A spade'll do it, but a Dum-Dum bullet is best." "Come and have a glass of wine." "Is this the beginning of an invasion?" "Does it happen in all cemeteries, or is Buffalora just an exception?" "Who knows?" "And in the end, who cares?" "I'm just doing my job." "Good morning engineer." "How are you doing today?" "Fine, Miss Chiaromondo." "And you?" "The cemetery is open, isn't it?" "For you, any time." "Hello cutie." "Here..." "How are you?" "He's happy." "He likes it when the sun shines." "I'm not an engineer and you are no cutie." "Poor Gnaghi, on his ID card it reads:" ""Distinctive physical marks: all"." "He has a real passion for dead leaves, can't stand it when the wind blows them away..." "Oh well, we all do what we can not to think about life." "The most beautiful living woman I have ever seen!" "Will I see her again?" "I just came to water the flowers on your poor father's grave." "Husband." "How long has he been dead?" "Two weeks." " Thank goodness." " What?" " I mean, I'm very sorry." " Have you no respect for pain?" "Well, you know how these things are..." "You see:" " in time, pain heals." " It's not healing a bit." "He was wonderful, he was a wonderful lover, incredible, tireless." "He was fantastic!" "I messed it all up," "I've lost her." "Will I see her again?" "Hey, Franco!" "Franco is the only living person who even calls me." "Now and then I stop by his office to remind myself what he looks like." "You can't live on memories alone." "It's for you." "Sign as usual." " Have you got a pen?" " No." "Hold on a sec, here we are." "Have you had any visits last nights?" "A couple, yes." "All this extra work!" "It's much if the pay me any more." "Tell the Mayor..." "Oh, tell the Mayor then what?" "They'd close the cemetery." "Good-bye job and good-bye house!" "Come on, who do you think would believe you?" "Listen, I don't care if you don't believe me Franco, you're not the one who pays me!" "I believe you," "I believe you, and you're right..." " At least have him pay the overtime." " Good." "Well, let's go to the Mayor, then!" "It's not that easy." "First you have to fill out an M3 form, report with an M3 form..." "Forms..." "I could speed things up there for you..." "It's easier just to shoot them." "One M3 form!" "Going to get our willies wet tonight?" "Some of us, yeah." "Hell, at a certain point in life, you realize you know more dead people than living." "Sorry about the other day, I was a bit crass." "I didn't mean to be." "My name's Francesco Dellamorte." "You know, this is the only job I could get even with a degree in biology." "Anyway we all end up here sooner or later, don't we?" "I've got a great little house..." "Want to see it?" "I don't live alone, I've got a helper, Gnaghi." "He's a real conversationist!" "The cemetery's small, but it's got a marvellous ossuary!" "An ossuary..." "I have never seen anything so... exciting!" "Neither have I." "It's like in my dreams!" "This is my dream." "I couldn't ask for anything more." "Me neither." "You know, you've got a real nice ossuary." "Thanks." "You will allow me to return, won't you?" "You will allow me to kiss you just once, won't you?" "No." "Not like this." "Like this." "I must be faithful to the memory of my husband!" "I can't." "I can't!" "It's not my fault..." "It's this place." "I feel strange tremors." "It's not the cold..." "I'm not afraid..." "This place wants me to..." "It's forcing me to..." "I don't want to!" "I don't want to!" "I can't!" "I can't!" "Don't be afraid, it's just ignis fatuus." "Why here?" "Why on your poor husband's grave?" "I've never kept anything from him..." "We trusted each other implicitly." "He would have liked to know." "Well, if that's the case..." "All these lights!" "Let them watch." "What's better than watching two lovers making love, hey?" "Just to have a bit of privacy." "Sorry, but the lady wants stars only." "It's never been like this before, with anybody." "Only you." "No one will ever make us part." "Gnaghi!" "The gun!" "I can explain!" "Listen to me, you've always been so understanding!" "That's life!" "It's nothing my love, you're fine." "Great, just when I don't need it anymore." "Well don't just stand there!" "Go call doctor Vercesi!" "Go on, get the doctor!" "Go on!" "Move!" "Nothing can separate us." "I swear, nothing." "Nothing will separate us, will it?" "Nothing, my love." "Nothing." "Not even death?" "Not even death." "Dellamorte, are you in there?" "Dellamorte!" "Jesus!" "You scared me to death!" "Were you looking for me, Chief Straniero?" "Yes, Dr. Vercesi called." "What happened last night?" "Well you know." "Why are you asking me?" "She's dead." "I know she's dead, but how did that happen?" "Her husband." "Sure!" "He came back from the dead, he raped her, then bit her to death." "Is that what he did?" "No, he didn't rape her." "Oh, you always crack me up, you know!" "Dr. Vercesi, are you spying on us?" "No, I dropped this certificate." "Her heart stopped from fear, it wasn't the bite that killed her." "She died while making..." "well you know... doing it." "You know what that means, my boy?" "I'll have to look somewhere else for the creep who killed her!" " You are no longer a suspect." " Why not?" "Well, you know what I mean." "Look, don't make me say it!" "Go on, you can say it." "I don't mind, I'm impotent!" "Don't use that word!" "A young man like you, at your age..." "Did she have any relatives?" "No, no relatives, no friends." "Well, I have to say that..." "Shit!" "This is definitely not my style!" " Can I keep her here?" " If you pay for the funeral, of course you can do whatever the hell you want with her." " Does that wrap it up, then?" " Yeah, except for a killer on the loose." "Care to join me for a cup of tea?" "The weather's changing at last!" "I can't forgive myself for having lied to you:" "I don't have a degree in biology," "I didn't even finish high school." "I haven't read more than two books in my whole life:" "one, never finished," "and the other is the phone book." "I don't want her to become a Returner." "I don't want to see her again." "No!" "Yes, my love!" "No, don't make me do it!" "But if you do it so well... so well!" "Not to you!" "It will be better with me than with the others!" "Gna!" "You do it!" "Well go on!" "If you finish fast I'll buy you an ice-cream." "Gna!" " Here comes the Unforgiven." " Who?" "The Tombstone Mayor." "The man whose dick's so small he pees with tweezers." "He could become a woman." "That'd solve it!" "They are sewing them back on in the States now." "Yeah, they can stitch it right on, if you've got one to start with." "Forget it, I started that rumour." "The more they laugh, the further away they seem." "You can never be too different, Gnaghi." "Maybe you can." "Engineer!" "Engineer, engineer, come!" "Have a seat!" "Well well well, what a surprise!" "Yes!" "It's a miracle seeing you here, engineer!" "It's a miracle seeing you here, Mr. Mayor." "So, how are things down at our cemetery?" "How are things?" "Well how do you think things are?" "Population's shrinking." "You're lucky, my dear engineer!" "You just can't imagine how things are at the Town Hall." "Now that the elections are upon us, it is chaos, right, inspector?" "Yeah, it's a thrill for all, nobody wants to lose their job." "I was hoping for a New Deal..." "Daddy, what's this?" "This is my assistant Gnaghi." "He's sweet!" "Will you buy him, daddy?" "That's great, it even knows how to cry!" "Gnaghi, don't stay so close to her." "Could you move over, darling?" "Would you tell your daughter to move over please?" "Yes of course." "Sometimes Gnaghi gets a little bit excited..." "Oh, I'm sure he's charming." "Now, where was I?" "What's he doing?" "Dancing?" "No, no, he's just about to..." "What the hell are you doing Valentina?" "He threw up on me, Claudio!" "Oh, a new fact!" "Would you like to go for a ride?" "I knew you'd understand!" "Take off!" "By the way, one of these days" "I have to talk to you about the cemetery." "The youth of today..." "They're so... emotional." "Come on, Gnaghi!" "Get in, for God's sake!" "Don't do this, just get in the car!" "It's not the end of the world, It didn't even bother her!" "She understood it was just a demonstration of your affection." "Anyway, it's not the first time you threw up over a woman, is it?" "Come on, Gnaghi, get in!" "Look, first love doesn't count." "It's last love that counts!" "Nobody came today." "I was a bit bored, not even the admiral..." "he's just disappeared!" "Let's hope tomorrow, okay?" "Yeah, come again and stay a while." "Oh, he was such a distinguished man, the admiral!" "Always used to bring me, always, a touch of Sambuca." "Oh, come on Gnaghi!" "You'll get over, you'll see!" "Time passes, nothing seems the same..." "It just gets worse." "God, is it ever difficult trying to make you feel better!" "What were you doing with the Mayor's daughter anyway?" "She's only a child!" "Gna!" "Oh yeah, that's not true, you are not a child, Gnaghi." "You're a year older than I am." "Anyway..." "One day, you'll settle down with some... poor creature like yourself." "In the meanwhile, why do you care?" "They all end up here sooner or later, Gnaghi." "Often sooner than later." "Faster, open it up!" " If daddy could see us now!" " He'd kill me!" "Claudio!" " Off we go!" " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" " Hang on!" " Eat our dust!" "Four motorcycles racing..." "The Mayor's daughter is on one of them." "Her head was sliced right off." "They had to sew it back on the body." "The bikes crashed into a bus loaded with scouts on their way back from a church-sponsored rally." "Slaughter of the innocents!" "And they were all so young." "They felt their life was ahead of them, but in fact they were already passing by." "Well, you've got your hands full!" "Oh, more than you know!" "Gnaghi, we're going to need a lot of bullets." "# Never should have gone out on the Boy Scout picnic, # never should have, never should have gone just then." "# Never should have gone out on the Boy Scout picnic," "# Never should have, now I'll never go again!" "#" "Claudio!" "Take me with you!" "Don't leave me all alone, Claudio!" "Take me with you, my love!" "Nasty tart!" "My son wasn't with you!" "He was promised to the Mayor's daughter!" " But he loved me!" " Liar!" "He was mine, he loved me!" " Only me!" " Have you no respect for a mother's pain?" "We're born to die, born merely to die." "Do you remember?" "Just yesterday, she was alive, happy." "Do you remember?" "Dear Gnaghi even threw up on her, and she took it so well!" "And now, she's gone... and right on the eve of the elections!" "I better get the pickaxe and shovel." "Pumpkin, how could you do this to me?" "Is it true as they say, that the dead come back to life here at night?" "Tell me the truth!" "Hey!" "Who told you that?" "Is it true or not?" "Is it true or not?" "What if it is?" "I've got to see Claudio again!" "I have to know whether he loved me or her!" "If I hear anything, I'll let you know." "No, wait..." "Go away!" "I haven't got time for the living!" "Gnaghi?" "Gnaghi!" "Gnaghi, they came back sooner than we thought!" "Gnaghi wake up!" "Gnaghi, watch out!" "Gnaghi," "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." "Well, that's it, time's up and" "I want you upstairs and ready in five minutes!" "Okay?" "Oh no, what's she doing here?" "Visiting hours are over!" "No one is going to take me away from him!" "Quick, get the fuck over here!" "Quick!" "No, Claudio!" "Claudio, take me with you!" "Don't leave me!" "Stupid cow!" "Come on!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Claudio please, take me with you!" "Tell me you only love me!" "Please..." "Claudio!" "You only love me, right?" "Damn!" "It always shoots to the right when it's cold." "Gnaghi!" "No, please don't!" "He's only eating me!" "Move aside." "Mind your business!" "I shall be eaten by whoever I please!" "This is my business." "They pay me for it." "The living dead and the dying living are all the same." "Cut from the same cloth." "But disposing of dead people is a public service, whereas you're in all sorts of trouble if you kill someone while they're still alive." "Wait!" "This way they'll be together forever." "I'm sentimental." "Patience, Gnaghi." "In love, it's the waiting that's the best part." "You have to learn how to wait." " What's your name again?" " Gna!" "Gnaghi." "I'm Valentina." "Haven't I seen you before?" "Oh yeah." "Now I remember." "You threw up on me." "How sweet!" "But I like shy boys." "And you never say no to a kiss." "Take advantage." "I'm certainly in no position to refuse." "Besides," "I don't think I'd refuse anyway." "False alarm!" "It was only a cat." "No use you trying to help me, little thing!" "If I can't do it, imagine you..." "Putting this skull together, is one of the most difficult things in the world." "You know, you really are disgusting when you eat, Gnaghi." "Yes, you're right." "I suppose it all does get mixed up in the stomach, in the end." "What is it?" "That wasn't a cat!" "We can't!" "I'm alive, and you are dead." "I'm not prejudiced, my love." "I killed her!" "Gna!" "I killed her!" "I killed her." "The first time, when her husband bit her, she wasn't really dead." "When she woke up, and I shot her, she was alive." "I killed her." "I killed the only woman I ever loved." "I shot her with my eyes closed, didn't aim for the head." "That's why she came back." "God, what an idiot!" "Now, I'm infected too." "Will I be a Returner when I die?" "Who knows if Gnaghi..." "No, poor Gnaghi, he'd never have the guts to crush my skull with a shovel." "I'm not dead, you idiot!" "A bite can't kill you!" "Good morning, engineer!" "Miss Chiaromondo, I'm not an engineer." "Are you, or are you not the watchman of the cemetery?" "Well, of course I am." "You are therefore an engineer." "By the way, which of these do you think would be better on my tombstone?" "Both." "I like the opinion of a handsome young man." "Good-bye, engineer." " Gna!" " Good morning, cutie." "But that's the phone book." "Are you crazy?" "That is my favourite reading!" "Gnaghi, just because we've got the new ones doesn't mean to say we have to throw the old ones away." "These books are classics!" "Gnaghi!" "Gna!" "Stop killing the dead." "They're mine." "If you don't want the dead coming back to life... why don't you just kill the living, shoot them in the head?" "Are you listening to me?" " Hello?" " Greetings from the Tomb oft the Town Hall." " Franco!" "How are you?" " Bored." "Am I disturbing you?" "No, you never disturb me." "Just called to talk about the scandal." " Gnaghi, the door!" " All that crap." "What did you say?" "What the hell was that?" "Nothing, I'm..." " ...just working." " What?" "You know, daily grind." "Nothing but the daily grind." "You're telling me!" "Sometimes, I feel like shooting myself." "How's everything in your life?" "How are dear Mara and Cinzia?" "You know, sometimes I wonder if they really exist, Franco." "I mean, you do have a wife and a daughter, don't you?" "I only ask 'cause... sometimes I think you've made it all up." "Franco, you do make me laugh!" "You'll get out one day." "Buffalora will be nothing but a bad, bad memory." "Yeah, or maybe not, if only I could get unstuck..." "I feel like a fly on fly paper." "You'll see, Franco..." "Mara is going to get tired of you, and Cinzia will grow up to hate you." "Then you'll be free." "Free to see what the rest of the world looks like." "What do you think the rest of the world looks like?" " The rest of the world?" " Uh-uh." "Who knows if the rest of the world even exists..." "Look who it is!" "Hey, Dellamorte, come here!" "At times, I get ahead of my work." "Work!" "Dellamorte!" "Dellamorte!" "Gnaghi!" "Francesco Dellamorte?" "Where were you between 11 and 12:30 last night?" "In bed." "Any witnesses?" "I was talking to my friend Franco on the telephone and I fell asleep." "Why, what happened?" "Some fucking maniac killed 7 people in town." "More work." "Well, you got to go to jail, unless you have an alibi!" "Why me?" "Because your car was seen driving around the streets last night, that's why." "That's impossible, no one can drive that wreck apart from me." "Actually, I don't think it was you." "I think it was your assistant." "Gnaghi can't even roller-skate!" "Neither can I, so what?" "I want to question him immediately." "God, the weather's gone bad." "Please, let me talk to him first." "Just tell him to come right out, will you?" "Don't you ever clean that place?" "Jesus Christ, it stinks!" "# When all is sad, when you're alone, it feels so bad." "# You wait again for love to start, to feel the beating of the heart. #" "Gnaghi!" "Gnaghi, I had a terrible dream last night," "I dreamt I went to town and killed 7 real people." "Hi, remember me?" "Dellamorte, you've got important visitors!" "You'll understand, engineer, after this massacre, the voters are furious with me." "They've been voting for you for 15 years." "If I don't find this maniac, Straniero, there won't be a sixteenth." "What's your daughter got to do with it?" "Now that the whole town is in mourning," "I want to show them that I'm grieving as well." "I'll have some pictures taken of the body and put a blow-up on my election posters." "And underneath, something like:" ""if you've had a death in the family, vote for someone who suffers like you."" "What do you think?" "Well, you know, it's a thought!" "Or: "Vote for a man who has lost all other happiness."" "Ready to shoot?" "So what do I do?" "Take one from the neck down?" "Engineer?" "What's the meaning of this?" "Daddy!" "Daddykin!" "Did you hear that?" "I don't know." "It depends..." "Daddypie!" "Daddypooh!" "Valentina!" "Pumpkin!" "The plot thickens!" "Pumpkin, where are you?" "Where are you?" "Your Daddy's here!" "Where are you?" "Stop blabbering and come on in!" "Coming." "Here I am, little one." "Jesus, it stinks in here!" "It's my fault, daddy!" "Oh my God, Valentina!" "What are you doing on TV?" "I'm rotting fast, Daddy!" "You, stuttering monster, you're the one who hurt my little girl!" "No, he loves me!" "Step aside!" "I command you, as your Mayor!" "With your consent, I'd like to marry Gnaghi." " This horrible thing?" " Gna!" "I'm not such a great catch either, Daddy." "Not as long, dear, as I've got a breath in my body!" "Alright." "We'll fix that right away!" "Help me, engineer!" "I'm not an engineer!" "I'm sorry Gnaghi, she really was beginning to... go off a bit on that, wasn't she?" "He's dead?" "He's dead." "Who took a bite out of his neck?" "Well, not me or Gnaghi," "Take a mould of our teeth." "You'll see they won't match." "And who did it?" "Oh, relax Straniero." "This won't be your first unsolved case, will it?" "Hold it!" "Oh, come on, Gnaghi..." "The world's full of girls like that, and they've got bodies, too." "By the way, do you know what my mother's maiden name was?" "You'd never believe it if I told you." "She was called Dellamore." "Dellamore." "That means "love"..." "You're not the only person in the world who's lost a lover, Gnaghi." "Get down!" "What do you think?" "Get down from there!" "Forget it, engineer!" "Go home!" "You're supposed to be setting a good example, now will you get back to your coffin immediately!" "You can't stop me, you owe your job to me." " Remember?" " Get down or I'll shoot." "You can't." "I'm the Mayor!" "Ex!" " Mr. Dellamorte?" " What?" "I'm Civardi, the new Mayor." "Why the barbed wire?" "Do they climb in at night?" "No, they climb out, sometimes." "Would you mind coming down?" "You reported an epidemic which affects the dead." "You claim they come to life within seven days of burial." " It says so, right here." " An M3 report." " Didn't you fill it out?" " No." "Oh, splendid." "So you'll provide us with a denial." "Just sign here." "Franco must have sent it." "What a nice thought." "Nothing happened." "Nothing ever happens." "If the press got hold of something like this, not only would Buffalora be a laughing stock, but you'd lose your job." "My personal secretary." " Mr. Dellamorte." " A pleasure." "A real pleasure, Mr. Dellamorte." "Thank you." "You and I are going to get along just fine." "Good-bye." "Your name!" "I didn't get your name..." "Will I see her again?" "Hi!" "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to frighten you, Miss." "I was expecting someone else." "Miss!" "Miss!" "Ever since I got to Buffalora, strange things have been happening to me." "It's as if I've been here before." "And that grave..." "And you, Mr. Dellamorte, it's as if" "I've known you forever." "As if I've loved you forever!" "You love me, too?" "Why?" "Who else is there?" "I love you as well." "I love you." "I've heard what they say about you in town." "Is it true that you don't..." "I mean, that you can't..." "No, you don't wanna believe town gossip." "Because I can only love an impotent man." "Yeah, it's true." "It's true." "I like men... but their manhood terrifies me." "I can't stand the thought of them having a..." "I mean... you understand?" "It's a sort of phobia I have." "I don't have one, I don't have anything at all." "Will you marry me?" "I'm getting married!" "Gna!" "I'm really getting married!" "Don't pretend you didn't hear everything." "Gna!" "Yeah?" "Why not?" "Go ahead, explain..." "God gracious..." "What are you saying?" "You heard me!" "My dear boy, you must be very run down." "I'm going to give you some pills." "Dr Vercesi, I'm serious." "Look, I'm not going to be intimidated in my own surgery." "That waiting room there is full of people with good, honest diseases." "I'll pay you..." "Yes I know, but..." "How can I?" "I mean, everybody knows that... you haven't got one." "I see." "You have got one." "When would you like me to relieve you of your..." " ...problem?" " Now." "What are you waiting for?" "Get on with it!" "Now what?" "I told you I don't want an anaesthetic." "It's not an anaesthetic." "What is it, then?" "One shot of this, it'll be as if you've never had one." "It lasts for over a month." "Look... please don't make me cut it away." "Today I'm just not up to it." "What are you doing, turning over?" "I have to give you the shot in the front." "Front where?" "Hold still, I'll just make a puncture." "That fucking butcher has given me some kind of infection." "Gnaghi!" "I'm hovering between life and death." "Gna!" "Yeah, you're right." "I suppose I'm used to this condition." "That's her." "Don't let her in." "Tell her I'm not here." "I don't want her to see me like this." " I must see Mr. Dellamorte." " Gna!" "Please, I've got to speak to him, is he in there?" "I'd give my life to be dead." "Gnaghi!" "It doesn't hurt anymore." "I think I'm better." "Gna!" "When did t happen?" "She was our nicest client." "The best always die first." "Gna!" "Where have you been?" "I thought I'd go mad." "If you only knew what happened to me." "I must talk to you." "We'll always be together." "Yes, my love, yes." "I don't know how to say this, but" " the Mayor raped me." " No!" "Wait!" "I liked it." "Not the violence, no." "But after that, we did it again nicely, so that I'd forgive him." "It was wonderful, do you understand?" "That means I'm cured." "I don't have a phobia anymore." "I can't marry you, now." "I'm going to marry him." "That doesn't mean anything though, I mean, nothing's changed between us, I still love you." "You know that." "I just love you in a different way, but you're important to me." "He knows, I mean, about you and me." "He's a wonderful man, he said he's happy we can be friends." "We can still see each other." "Nothing's changed." "Everything's just as it was." "Everything." "You look for Death in the clear night, you tell her you still love her, that you are her slave, that she's still your queen." "Death, Death," "Death, the whore." "No, I'd only do it for the fear and I'd come back just to experience the same fear again." "To be afraid, always to be afraid." "Hi!" "Is that white VW outside yours?" "We're on foot." "Could you give us a lift?" "It's not very far." "Go on!" "I'm Magda." "And this is Laura." "How far is it?" "This is where we live, with another girlfriend." "Do you want to come up for a drink?" "Come on, you're not afraid of two college girls, are you?" "Make a wish." "I grant wishes." "I want you to fall in love with me." "But I'm already in love with you." "Haven't you noticed?" "It's cold in here." "If you'd like to wash, there's a sink there." "I didn't mean your face, silly!" "I don't know whether I can do it." "I've been taking some medication..." "I don't think your medication is working!" "Do you love me?" "Yes, if you stay all night." "All my life, too." " Come on!" " Let's rest a bit." " Why?" " You've come three times already." "Twice." "The third one was faked." "She's sleeping, she's been studying all day." "she's got an exam tomorrow morning." "I just wanted to get some wine." "Sit down." "I'll get you some." "Did Laura tell you you can pay me?" "Pay you?" "School's expensive, my friend." "I have to pay you?" "We don't have a scholarship, you know." "Besides, it's only 100,000 lira." "She told me she loved me..." "That's 150,000." "She wants me to stay the night." "200,000." "Is a cheque all right?" "It's money, isn't it?" "Hurry, darling." "I'm cold." "Come and warm me up." "I need your warmth." "Warm me up." "Coming, love." "Now you'll be warm forever." "This time I'm really through with love." "I bet you'd like to know where I was between 1 and 3 last night, wouldn't you?" "I know, I know." "Here we are." "Have no fear," "I won't tell anybody about this cheque, this is the reason I came here." "We're both worldly men, aren't we?" " But this could be proof against..." " Proof against whom?" "We've already arrested the guilty party." "After setting fire to the apartment, he went home, killed his wife and daughter, then turned himself in." "He's at the hospital, the psychiatric ward." "Somebody's stolen my crimes!" "Sir?" "Excuse me, this section is closed to the public." "I've come to see the killer." "But you can't go in there." "He's in a coma." "He drank a whole bottle of iodine." "I have to take his measurements." "Franco!" "You looked a lot better the last time we talked on the phone." "Thief!" "You're a thief..." "You may have killed your wife and daughter, OK, I'll give you that, but it was me who knocked off the three girls." "What are you doing stealing my murders?" "What kind of fucking friend do you think you are?" "Especially as you thought you were doing me a favour." "Put that out immediately!" " Smoking is not allowed in here!" " Shut up!" "He's in a coma." "He doesn't even notice." "Shit." "What'd you say?" "Everything's shit." "The only thing that's not shitty... is sleep." "What are you doing on the floor, sister?" "She's praying." "Friend of yours?" "Look, he hasn't got any relatives and the coma he's in is irreversible." "Give me a signature" " and I'll pull the plug now." " Fuck off!" "Here we go." "Put it back in there." "I won't let you die until you give me an explanation." "Why did you steal my murders?" "Don't you think anything I do counts?" "Huh?" "Oh, my God!" "What happened?" "They killed each other." "It was a settling of scores." "Don't you believe me?" " No!" " Tough." "So bad..." "So, is that all you have any need to say to your only friend?" "Who are you?" "I don't know you." "I don't know who you are." "Go away." "Go away!" "Dellamorte, wait." "For God's sake, wait!" "There's another maniac on the loose." "He's on the 4th floor killing people." "He already shot three." "You got a gun!" "That's good." "Now you can defend yourself." "Hey, take my advice and get the hell out of here quick!" "Straniero!" "It was me!" "You and I are both the same." "We kill out of indifference, out of love sometimes," "but never out of hate." "Now I don't know who's dead or alive." "I'm sick of killing." "So I'm leaving the game, brother." "Dellamorte Dellamore bids you farewell and is on his way." "Where to?" "Better get out of here." "Even the statue's talking." "Where do you think you're going?" "if you haven't yet understood the difference between life and me." "Gnaghi, you're not bringing that!" "That coffin is not coming with us!" "Yeah, I missed that one." "Don't worry, I'll get the next one." "Oh calm down." "I know every bump on this road." "There's one!" "Look!" "I'd never been this far." "We made it, Gnaghi!" "Who could have imagined this?" "Wider than all the streets of Buffalora put together." " It never seems to end!" " Gna!" "Hang on, Gnaghi." "Past this tunnel is the rest of the world." "What do you think the rest of the world looks like, Gnaghi?" "Can you imagine it?" "You're right." "It's beyond imagination." "I should have known it." "The rest of the world doesn't exist." "Gnaghi!" "Gnaghi, you weren't hit that hard." "Come on." "Come on, I'll take you to the car." "Come on," "Come on!" "Why are you going on like this?" "You've just got cut." "Come on man, get up, I'll take you to the car!" "Come on!" "Come on, get up!" "What?" "What?" "Gnaghi!" "Gnaghi!" "Don't leave me alone now." "Gnaghi!" "Gnaghi!" "Oh God!" "Death, death, death comes sweeping down, filthy death the leering clown, death on wings, death by surprise, veiling evil from worldly eyes, death that's born as life succumbs, while death and love" "two kindred drums, beat the time till Judgement Day, an actor in a Passion Play, without beginning, without end, evermore." "Amen." "You're my best friend." "I didn't even realise it." "Could you take me home?" "Please." "Gna."

"Previously on Warehouse 13..." "Four Regents suffered artifact-related deaths." "And now a fifth Regent." "How can my mom be a Regent and not have told me?" "Just let me start at the beginning." "Some other time, Jane-- a time when the Warehouse isn't under attack and someone isn't trying to kill you." " Artie said you don't torture." " I'm not Artie." "I can't let you do this." "I drew my gun on Mrs. Frederic, and she fired me." "What?" " You hear that?" " No." "Sounds like somebody's in trouble." "You want trouble, mister?" "Hold that thought, I beg of you." "Hey, you okay?" "No." "Don't." "Hello?" "Aah!" "Oh, my God!" "Paul?" "Paul!" "Paul..." "Aah!" "♪ Warehouse 13 3x10 ♪ Insatiable Original Air Date on September 19, 2011" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "So you just let my mom walk out" "I don't get to make her stay." "There is a hierarchy here." "There's your mother, the Regent, Mrs. Frederic, there's me, and then there's you." "Oh, sorry." "How rude." "There's me, there's Trailer, and then there's you." "Okay, so how do we protect her from Walter Sykes if she's not here?" "Her security has been tripled." "She's safe." "The Remati Shackle is safe." "The Warehouse is safe." "The world is safe." "The Universe is safe." "And by the way, no one asked us to help, so I don't think that we" "Regent security has been stretched pretty thin" "Myka, please!" "Please, not you, too." "Now, I have a situation here that I would like to" "Artie, Sykes has been planning his revenge for decades!" "He wants the Collodi Bracelet." "We need to go out" "The Regents are handling it." "Let it go." "Walter Sykes needs to be brought to justice." "Ah, see, you're not looking for justice." "You're looking for vengeance." "If some psycho tried to off your mother, wouldn't you want payback?" "You never met my mother." "Our job is to do our job." "And, oh, look, we have a ping." "So go pack." "And you are gonna go to Ithaca, New York." "Bye." "Artie, he does have a point." "Right, Ithaca." "Bye." "Leena-- look at this." "Someone's actually doing as requested." "How is the security-system upgrade going?" "Down to one last diagnostic." "Once I run this, we're good to go." "Good." "Sykes is looking for weaknesses, best not to have any." "So is Claudia still upset about Steve?" "I was hoping that a few days away from this place would clear her mind." "Artie, what happened in Atlanta?" "Something bad..." "Between Steve and Mrs. Frederic." "A notice was issued to all government agencies that Jinks was persona non grata." "They burned his credit rating and his passport." " Oh, my God." " Don't tell Claudia." "I won't." " ♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪" "♪ hello, world, I'm your wild girl ♪" "♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪" "♪ cherry bomb, cherry bomb ♪" "♪ ♪" "Okay, thanks." "That was awesome." "Johnny Cash, Astrid Gilberto, and The Runaways in the same set." "That's my motto." "Go eclectic or go home." "Yeah, I like to mix it up on open-mic night." "Claudia, right?" "I'm Dwayne Maddox." "Lead singer/guitarist for Dead Rent-- great band, terrible name." " So you've seen us." ""South Dakota's most promising musical export,"" "sayeth the blogs." "That was before the rhythm guitarist decided to split." "He wanted us to be the next Black Eyed Peas." "I wanted to be Black Flag." "Just..." "Wow." "That's a weird coincidence." "I know exactly what it's like to lose a partner." "I was wondering if you'd like to fill in." "Okay." "Um..." "Wow." "So when do you-- when do you think you want to jam?" "I mean, my schedule is just a little unpredictable, so..." "Well, we rehearse in my garage." "It's the red house behind the body shop." " Say noon tomorrow?" " Yeah, that could work." "All right, see you then." "Hey, what's up?" "This is Steve." "Leave a message." "Damn it, Jinksy, call me back." "I want to share." "So you and Paul were both bitten, but neither of you saw what did it?" "It was really dark, and it was really fast." "Then something got its attention." "I dragged us both into the car and took off." "May I?" "Sorry." "Thank you." "Myka, do you know what those are?" "Some kind of animal maybe." "Human bite marks-- they're human." "Vampire or werewolf?" "I don't know, but based on the location, I would say-- wait a minute, do you really think that" "No, I don't think!" "We deal with artifacts, not fairy tales." "A lot of those artifacts come from fairy tales, okay?" "Cinderella's knife, right?" "Turns people to glass, remember?" "I'm just saying it's possible." "Well, I'll believe it when I see it." "Let's check out lovers lane." "Okay, but I only go to third base." "Okay, so Amy said Paul heard a moaning coming from that direction." "I'm gonna go that way." "You stay here." "What?" "Alone?" "Okay." "This isn't a horror movie, Pete." "Uh, yeah, see, see?" "Now it's a horror movie." "Myka." "Myka..." "What are you doing?" "I was worried about you in here all alone." "Wait, wait, wait." "Do you hear that?" "Yeah." "What in the hell?" "Why is that man eating a deer?" "Probably because..." "That man is a zombie." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Oh, afraid of guns, huh?" "Hold up, zombies aren't afraid of guns." "That's because he's not a zombie." "He's probably just been affected by something that we know is real-- an artifact." "Maybe if we just-- we talk to him..." "No, no, no, no, no." "No, you don't talk to the living dead." "You either run away really fast, or you shoot 'em in the head." "Pop, pop!" "Sir, I'm Agent Bering." "This is Agent Lattimer." "We're with the Secret Service." "Okay, we just want to help you." "Do you-- do you understand me?" "Aah!" "Myka!" "Cover me." "Easy." "God, he's really cold." "Yeah, further proof that he's not alive." "Careful." "Careful." "Myka!" " It only takes one bite." " Will you be quiet?" "Aha." "All right, we have..." "Kevin Monroe, 36 years old." "Lives here in town at 127 Briarwood Lane." "All right, well, does he have anything artifact-y on him?" "Well, not that I can see." "Let's get him to a hospital." "Artie, will you please tell Pete that the undead do not exist?" "Don't be ridiculous." " Of course they exist." " Thank you." "What?" " What?" " Told you." "Only in the technical sense." "Ha ha." "I told you." "There are several artifacts known to simulate living death." "Show me the victim." "Hmm, necrotic dermal discoloration, and around his mouth, hyper-stimulation of the salivary glands." "Off the bat, I'd say he's got two symptoms that are consistent" "Peas..." "Elk..." "Bison!" "Pete, look in his eyes." "That's not anger." "That's--that's fear." "It kind of sounded like he said," ""Peas, Elk, Bison."" "Yeah, well, at least there's some vegetables in there." "Artie, listen, the doctor said that he had frostbite on his toes and ears, but Ithaca's been in the middle of a heat wave." "Yeah, check out his house." "I am on the next flight out." "And whatever you do, you keep him restrained." "Hold down the fort." "I thought I had two days off." "Leena's busy." "I'm getting on a plane." "I need you to do some research." "Everything we've got on living-death artifacts." "Yeah, Artie, you specifically forbade me" "I changed my mind." "I'm mercurial." "Deal with it." "Yeah, not exactly the adjective I'd choose right now." "Come on, Steve, pick up the" "What, Claudia?" "Oh, my God." "Jinksy!" "I can't-- wow." "I've, um" "I've just been dying to talk to you." "Yeah, I could tell from the last 800 messages." "Okay, it wasn't that many." "What do you want?" "Um, okay, Cliffsnotes version" "I met this really hot musician at open-mic yesterday." "Pretty sure he wants me." "Pretty sure I want him." "I mean, I know I've only known this guy less than 24 hours, but how can you tell?" "What if he's my one?" "Claudia, I can't do this." "What?" "Talk to your B.F.F.E.?" "What the hell is a B.F.F.E.?" "Best friend forever and ever." "Look, we're not B.F.F.E.s." "We were co-workers, and now we're not, which makes us..." "Nothing." "Nothing?" "Steve, why would you" "I can't be any clearer, Claudia." "Stop calling me." "Lose my number." "Yeah, Steve, no problem." "I'll just forget everything about our awesome friendship if you'll just tell me, why are you being such a tool?" "♪ ♪" "Okay..." "I'll bite." "Okay, Sallah." "Wasn't really the question." "She raised her eyebrow at this and walked on." "Yep." "Oh--oh, God, wow." "Hello from Miami Beach." "90 degrees." "He was obviously freezing." "Why?" "You scope out the living room." "I'm gonna see if I can stand the heat in the kitchen." "Pete, you hear that?" "Secret Service!" "Come on out with your hands up!" " Locked." " Psst." "Hey." "Hey, it's okay." "It's okay." "I'm Myka." "Everything's gonna be okay." " Mykes." " Yeah?" "Peas, Elk, Bison." ""Please help my son."" " Hey, Artie." " Hey, listen, do we have" "Pete, what are you doing with this" " Artie..." " Who" " Come here." " Who is this?" "Well, this is Kevin Monroe's son." "We found him hiding in the closet." " Hiding?" " Mm." "Was he there when his father was affected?" "Did he-- did he see the artifact?" "We have no idea." "The kid hasn't said a word." "The only reason we know his name is from a tag on his backpack." "Artie, this is Danny." "Danny, Artie." "Hey." "How are you...?" "I'm sure it's not the eyebrows." "What do you mean?" "Hey, buddy." "Hey, you know, your dad's just-- he's just taking a nap." "I got an idea." "How about you and me go get a candy bar?" "So how is his dad doing?" "Well, he's sedated for now." "Amy and Paul, the couple from the woods--any symptoms?" "Nothing yet, but listen to this." "I think whatever affected Kevin Monroe is spreading." "Now, a few minutes ago, campus police at SUNY-Ithaca got this call from the Psi Phi Zeta frat house." "Listen to this." "Send someone over here now." "He's crazy." "He ate a squirrel, and he keeps trying to bite me." "Get the hell away from me!" "Okay, now, it's a frat house, but still, the artifact could be there." "But how did Kevin Monroe come into contact with it?" " Was he an alumnus or" " I'm still working on that." "But right now we just have to contain this thing." " Yeah." " Hey." "Okay, we have to go." "I'll explain on the way." "Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Artie, um..." " What about Danny?" " Who?" " The kid." " Oh, what about him?" "Artie, we--we just found him cowering in a closet by him-- he can't be left alone." "You got to stay with him." " Yeah." " Me?" "No." "I don't-- I have no idea." "He probably saw something, right?" "Talk to him." "Get him to open up." "Yeah, show him some of that papa Nielsen charm." " Don't touch me!" " Okay." "Um, all right, uh, you go check out Animal House, and I'll..." "Cajole." " Good luck." " Yeah." " Good game." " Uhh!" "See what you can find out from the frat boys." "I'll make sure the campus gendarmes give us some space." "Agent Bering." "Somebody fill me in." "Fenton Wallis, house president." "Everyone just calls me Wally." " So what happened here?" " Moose freaked." "A moose?" "One of our newbies-- came back from a burrito run whining about being cold." "Then he starts eating all the food, then all of a sudden, he just goes psycho, starts trying to bite people." "Did you see him actually bite anyone?" "Lady, after he took a swipe at me, all I saw was the basement door slam shut." "I think he's still down there tearing through the pantry." " Hey." " Hey." "So we got ten minutes before the boys in blue show up." "Let's go find us an artifact." "Okay." "30 guys under one roof, and no one takes the time to change a lightbulb." "Are you asking me how many frat boys it takes to change a lightbulb?" " Because I would say..." " Please don't." "Well..." "Ooh, tacos." "Oh, man, I hope that truck's still out there." "Don't start with me, okay?" "My blood sugar is crashing." "Oh, jeez!" "Ooh!" "Dude, I hate rats." "Cold..." "So hungry." "Help me." "Help me." "Moose, listen, it's gonna be okay." "Aah!" "Myka!" "Aah!" " Are you okay?" "Huh?" " Yeah." "Yeah." " Did he get you?" " No, no, I'm fine." "Let's just, uh--just get him to the hospital." "Is it safe to come out?" "Aaah!" "Aah" " Are you okay?" " It bit me, Mykes." "It bit me." " How long ago was he bitten?" " A few minutes ago." "How long before the effects kick in?" "No idea." "Amy and Paul were bitten hours ago, and they're both still asymptomatic." "So it could take anywhere from three minutes to... to never happening at all." "It depends on the artifact." "Do you have any leads?" "Uh, no." "I'm still working on it." "Work faster!" "And, Myka, Myka..." "If he gets a strange look..." "Watch yourself." "Was Moose from Ithaca?" "Was he related to a Kevin Monroe?" "Wisconsin." "His last name's Mulder." "Was Kevin Monroe ever pledged to this house, say, around 15 years ago?" "We only got chartered last year." "Myka." "Listen, uh..." "When it happens, I want you to be the one who puts me down." "Okay." "I know it's not gonna be-- wait." "Wait." "What?" "Two shots to the head, right?" "Pop, pop." " Mykes..." " Everything's gonna be fine." "Okay?" "I'll drop you off at the hospital." "Wait, wait." "No, no, no, no, no." "I'm not just gonna sit around waiting for it to happen." "Okay?" "I mean, I'm gonna make sure we find this thing." "Make it stop." "Make it stop." "It's too bright." "Oh, my eyes!" "Oh, make it stop." "Make it stop." "Wait." "They're sensitive to light." "Remember Kevin Monroe, in the woods?" "He flinched from our flashlights." " Oh, sorry." "I'm just" "I'm freakin' starving." "A human flesh kind of starving, that--that kind of starving or...?" "No, like Pete Lattimer starving." "It's just I can't do this on an empty stomach." " I'm gonna go get a taco." " Really?" "Now?" "Hola, amigo." "Uh, una burrito grande especial..." "Por favor, rapido." "Gracias." "Comprende?" "Yeah, I get it, gringo." "I speak English, bro." "Okay, well, I'm just, you know..." " Pete." " Yeah." "At Kevin Monroe's house, it was hot, right?" " It was, like, 90 degrees." " Yeah." "And they said Moose was freezing." "Right, so I'm thinking that the artifact works in stages." "Well, that's how zombies work, Mykes." "You know, there's the blood bite, sickness, death, rotting." "And then all you want to do is, like..." "Gracias, senor." "Seis dolares." "Pay the man, Mykes." "Okay." "Orale, homes." "I'm coming back for seconds." "This is delicious." "Okay, that's, like, 28 bucks you owe me now." "Can I get a special?" "So, Danny..." "Any interest in cryptography?" "Piano nocturnes?" "'Cause they're--no." "Cold War espionage." "Yeah." "Ecch." "Um, right." "I'm gonna go check on your dad." "You stay put." "What--what's happening?" "He's going through I.V. bags almost as fast as I can hang 'em." "If that wasn't weird enough, there's no clear sign of infection, viral or bacterial." "He is ice cold." "Last reading, body temp was 89 and dropping." "If we don't reverse this, he's gonna go into organ failure." "Excuse me." "Oh, come on." "Again?" "Oh!" "Ow..." "No!" "Oh..." "Of course." "Yo." "Claudia, did you get the information that I asked you" "Yes!" "What do you thi-- of course!" "Yes!" "Claudia, is everything all right?" "Just a little temporary, possibly terminal technical difficulties-- all good now." "Claudia..." "What is wrong?" "Nothing." "Quit worrying, Nana." "So, listen, on the shelf, we have the Torch of Thanatos, Marie Laveau's crucifix, and the Bodhidharma's slippers." "But unfortunately, that's all I can tell you until this search speeds up." "So any new deets?" "Causes extreme metabolic shifts and temperature drops, while simultaneously triggering intense carnivorous craving." "Cravings." "Well, I'll cross-ref when I can to see what pops, but the network's been uber-sluggish lately." "It's weird, actually." "I don't know." "Well, call me when you get something, and then you can resume your RR." "Thank you." "Yes, Leena?" "Yes, I know someone named Dwayne." "He's where now?" "Dwayne." "Hey." "You're..." "You're where I live." "Yeah, I, uh, asked around." "Look, if you're not into joining the band..." "I mean, that would suck, but--but I get it." "And I was just still hoping that we could" "Not into-- no, wait." "What?" "Well, when you blew off rehearsal, I just assumed" "No, no." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." "That was not rejection." "That was me trying to juggle, and I'm all thumbs." "So, um, okay, I just have one more little thing" "I have to do at work, okay?" "And then I'm all yours." " I mean to rehearse." " Yeah." "Oh, my God." "Let me just go get my guitar, and then I'll go straight to-- whoa!" "Hey" " Dwayne!" "I've never had a hot rocker girl literally throw herself at me before." "Look out!" "Oh, my God." "Are you guys all right?" "Uh, yeah, yeah." "Fine." "Great, actually." "Oh, my God." "I cannot believe this." " Claudia, what's wrong?" " I got to get out of here." "Claudia, wait." "I just" "You need to stay as far away from me as possible right now--trust me." " Why?" "Because I'm marked for death." "76 and still dropping." "If we don't get his body temperature up, this man is gonna be dead in an hour." "I'm gonna talk to the doctor about putting him on bypass." "The doctor's on his way back to the" "Good." "It stopped dropping." "Maybe he's stabilizing." "It's not gonna last." "Where did those glasses come from?" "Alfred Butz, inventor of the thermostat." "Huh?" "Uh...great Uncle Alfie's glasses." "Same prescription, oddly." "I'm gonna go check on the two kids who were attacked in the woods." "Oh, well, those two were patched up and discharged hours ago." "They were bitten..." "and they're fine." "That means something else caused" "Hey, stop him!" "Help me out here." "Kid ate through the restraints." "Aah!" "Why do they crank the A.C. in here?" "Really?" "'Cause I'm sweating my" " Aah!" " That was Moose." "Stop him!" "Everybody out!" "Get out, now!" "Let's go!" "Get out of there!" "Get out!" "Come on!" "Take the shot, Mykes." "Mykes, take the shot!" "Where'd you go?" "I-I don't know." "So..." "Hungry." "Oh, man, don't make me do this." "Don't come any closer." "Just stop right there." "Don't-- don't come any closer." "I will shoot you!" "Is he...?" "Hypothermia, starvation." "So what, I'm gonna freeze to death?" " You feeling cold?" " No, but I've been bitten." "There's nothing wrong with you." "Whatever this artifact is, its effects are not spread by biting." "Thank God." "You hear that, Mykes?" "I'm so cold." "I don't want to be one of the undead." "And I don't want you... putting me down." "Look, we are gonna find this thing, Myka." "You're gonna be okay." "I promise." "Okay." "She must have come in contact with the artifact." "Yeah, but where-- the woods, Kevin's place, the frat house?" "What do we know?" "Stage one--sever chills." "Stage two-- intense hunger." "Stage three-- hypothermia, malnutrition." "Stage four--death." "I mean, come on, Artie, you have to have some idea what we're dealing with here." "Everyone that's been impacted by this artifact is either too far gone to talk or dead." "Not everyone." "Hey." "You know, Danny, my dad was once really sick, too, and I spent the whole time at the hospital just wishing that there was something I could do to help." "Bet you know how that feels." "Yeah." "But you can help, and not just your dad." "There are other people in trouble, too." "Do you want to give her the magic glasses?" "No, Danny, I'll be fine." "Thank you, though." "Okay, how can I help?" "Did your dad come in contact with any strange things lately?" "Any weird--weird-- nothing." "Do you remember when he first started feeling cold?" " Last night after dinner." " What'd he eat for dinner?" "He wanted to try the new burger place, but the line was too long, so we just stopped at a food truck on the way home." "Tacos?" "Tacos, Danny?" "Tacos from here, Danny?" "Yeah, Manny's." "He's nice." "Artie, something on that truck is altering the food." "Kevin and Moose both ate there." "Myka, what did you eat?" "Off the truck?" "Who am I, Pete?" "Okay, fine." "But still, that truck must be the nexus, and the artifact's got to be there." " We got to find the truck." " I'm on it." "I just started following Manny's on Twitter today." "See, sometimes being obsessed with food and social networking is a good thing." " Pete." " Okay." "His last Tweet was from a construction site nearby." " Let's go." "Wait, wait, wait." "Myka." "Myka..." "Don't you think you should stay here?" "I'm not gonna stay here waiting to turn, okay?" "I-I want to be there when we find it." "I'm gonna drive." "It'll--it'll keep me focused." "Any excuse to drive." "All right, just go." "So..." "Was your dad okay?" "Oh, he was fine." "No, no, he..." "Everything turned out just fine." "He's still a pain in the butt." "All right, mister all-seeing, all-knowing," "I'm sorry I doubted you." "You obviously know what's what." "Otherwise, you wouldn't be here, right?" "So I got to know, am I really gonna die tonight?" "Okay." "Obviously I didn't enunciate." "Am I going to die tonight?" "Okay." "It's on." "It's bath time." "Ooh, slippery, isn't it?" "Yeah, get you some." "Oh-ho-ho!" "In your face, Grim Reaper!" "Adieu." "What a day." "Oh, come on." "Whoa." "Water's not supposed to do that." "Somebody?" "Leena?" "Somebody?" "Anybody!" "Help me!" "Help!" "Thank God he's still here." "Yep." "I'm gonna crank this baby up to 11..." "Just in case we" " I'm so cold." " Myka..." "And I'm hungry." "I need to eat." "Aah!" "Oh, it's happening to you." "Aah!" "Myka, snap out of it." "Myka!" "You all ate Mexican?" "It's Pete." "Myka!" "Okay." "All right." "Okay." "Aah!" "Myka, don't hate me for this, but..." "Keys-- no keys." "What the...?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Okay, breathe." "Breathe slowly, Claudia." "Breathe." "It's okay." "No, it's not, okay?" "Everything is not okay." "Some psycho has the Warehouse in his sights." "My best friend wants nothing to do with me." "And now the Sultan of Suckwad over there is trying to kill me." "Oh, yeah, it's all rainbows and unicorns." "And on top of that, why am I dry?" "It's an artifact, Claudia." "Watch." "Sallah, what will I have for dinner?" ""That blemish is probably cancer."" "What the hell kind of fortune is that?" "Sallah's not a fortune-teller." "He's more of a hypnotist." "He instills an overwhelming feeling of dread into anyone who activates him." "Okay, so how do I beat him, then?" "You have to actively ignore him." "Like I do with Artie?" "Yep." "So I'm not gonna die?" "Not on Sallah's timetable anyway." "Yeah?" "Claudia, I need you to hack into the Ithaca power grid!" "Do it now!" "I'm about to become dinner." "O-okay, doing it." "Nope." "Okay, I'm in." "Now what?" "All right, they're sensitive to light." "Can you--can you make it bright out here?" "Say no more." "Here comes the sun." "Manny, you open this door." "How do I know you're not one of them?" "Damn, the circuits blew." "Manny!" "Open the door, or they're gonna eat me alive!" "What the hell is going on?" "What's wrong with those people?" "Something in this truck turned them into cannibals." "So they spiked my tires because they want to eat me?" "Where did you get this?" "Uh, I was hiking in Utah." "I saw it buried in the ground." "I thought it'd be a nice souvenir." "Myka, put money in here." "Did those workers tip you?" "Yeah, I should've put it out sooner." "This is it." "This is the artifact." "Damn it, I don't have any static bags!" "What the hell's a static bag?" "Oh, man, I'm not supposed to do this!" "Cover your eyes!" "Myka?" "Please tell me I didn't eat anyone." "Okay." "I don't know what you two did, but nice work." "In the winter of 1846, a caravan of men, women, and children stranded in the Sierra Nevada Mountains were forced to resort to the most extreme measures just to survive." "Somehow, the horrific ordeals of the Donner party imbued an ordinary jar with the power to make others experience what they were suffering." "And putting money in the jar triggered it." " But why?" " Well, interesting sidebar-- the jar was one of several the survivors used to bury their money." "Even in the grim shadow of death..." "They were putting a little something away for a rainy day." "Where's Pete?" "Oh, he's waiting for us at the Univille Diner." "It's all-you-can-eat pancakes." "Breakfast is on him." "Fine, but he's leaving his own damn tip." "♪ Before ♪" "♪ before I begin to go ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ give me one more ♪" "♪ kiss just so I know ♪" "♪ so I don't unfold ♪" "♪ now ♪" "♪ ♪" "I'll be right back." "Thank you." "So, for our opening number," "I'm thinking either Hole or The Clash." "I thought you were Marked For Death." "Yeah, no more than anyone else, apparently." "Listen, Dwayne, this is the warning label on Claudia Donovan, okay?" ""Stuff happens to me..." "A lot-- sometimes weird stuff, sometimes bad stuff, but it puts things in perspective." "I never know what fresh hell tomorrow's gonna bring." "So, if you still want me to join your band, um..." "Then let's rock." "I'm gonna finish this set, all right?" " Just don't move." " Right here." "Mm, hey." "One more, hold the water." "Your card's been declined." "Son of a..." "They cut off my credit line, too." "Whatever." "Look, I'm gonna need you to settle your tab." "Put it on mine." "And, uh, give me one of the same." "Oh, hey..." "Thanks, but I don't need" "Come on." "I've been there, trust me." "We could all use a friend sometimes, right?" "All right, well..." " Thanks." " Anytime..." "Steve." "Have we met before?" "Almost." "A couple weeks back, down in Atlanta." "You're with Stukowski." "She's not longer with us, unfortunately." "Bit of a wild card." " Sally liked you." " Yeah, well, I'm..." "Agent Steve Jinks-- former A.T.F., former Warehouse 13, now burned by Mrs. Frederic and the Regents because you dared to have scruples." "No career, no prospects, no future..." "I know what they did." "Now who are you?" "What do you want?" "Marcus Diamond, and, uh, we want you, Steve." " You people are murderers." " No, no, no." "We defend ourselves." "Besides, you saw what your former friends are capable of." " Come work with me." " And why would I work for you?" "Besides not having to rely on the kindness of strangers to cover you bar tabs..." "You're good." "You should be working with the kind of people who can appreciate a man of your talents." "But..." "Obviously, you are not interested." "Well, good luck, Steve." "Marcus." "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

" Uh, you folks American citizens?" " I am, yes." " Where were you born, miss?" " Missus." " What?" " Philadelphia." " The name is Vargas." " Hey, Jim!" "See who's here?" "Sure." "Mr. Vargas." "Hot on the trail of another dope ring?" "Hot on the trail of a chocolate soda for my wife." " Wife?" " Barely a bride, officer." "Hey, can I get through?" "Lotta talk up here about how you cracked that Grandi business." " What?" " Yeah, we hear you caught the big boss." "Only one of'em." "The Grandis are a big family." "Good night." "Good night." "No purchases, Mr. Linnekar." " Hey." "Hey, I got this..." " Are you an American citizen, miss?" " You know, I've got this ticking noise..." " Yeah, okay." " No, really." "This ticking noise in my head..." " Good night." "Mike, do you realize, this is the very first time we've been together in my country?" "Do you realize, I haven't kissed you in over an hour?" " Que paso?" " No se." "Un car exploto." " Mike, what happened?" " That car that just passed us exploded." "The car?" "How could it do that?" "I don't know." "I'll have to try to find out." " You'd better not come any closer." "There's..." " Oh." "We'll have to postpone that soda, I'm afraid." " Mike, couldn't I..." " Susie, please, be careful." " This could be very bad for us." " For us?" "For Mexico, I mean." "Anyway, there's nothing I can do over here." " So?" " So, I'll try not to be too long." "Go on, darling." "You wait at the hotel." " I thought you were back in Washington." " I leave tomorrow." " You know Schwartz from the local D.A. 's office?" " How do you do, sir?" " Hi." " Can you tell me who's in charge here?" "I can't even tell you what happened." "Why aren't you back in Mexico City?" "Isn't that dope trial coming up?" "Grandi?" "Yes, Thursday." "I'd hope to go back on the morning plane, but now..." " You mean, this business?" " I'm afraid so." "That bomb came from the Mexican side of the border." " The car did." " Wow." "Tengo un mensaje para usted." "No me entiende." "Lady, he says you don't understand what he wants." " I understand very well what he wants." " He saved your life, lady." "Tell him I'm a married woman... and that my husband is a great big official in the government, ready and willing to knock out all those pretty front teeth of his." " That chief, lady, your husband..." " That's what he wants to talk about." "La Guera no entiende que tengo algo para su esposo." ""Follow this boy at once." "We have something very important for Mr. Vargas."" "Well, what have I got to lose?" "Don't answer that." " Lead on, Pancho." " Sigame una mas." "Across the border again?" "Hey, Doc!" "Here comes the D.A." " Where's Captain Quinlan?" " Got him out of bed at his ranch." "He's on his way." "Old Hank must be the only one in the county who didn't hear the explosion." "Terrible thing, isn't it?" "Has the daughter been told?" " They're bringing her over now..." "to identify her father's body!" " That's right." "An hour ago Rudy Linnekar had this town in his pocket." "Now you can strain him through a sieve." "I guess that's my father." "Now, Miss Linnekar, can you identify the woman?" " I'm not acquainted with my father's girlfriends." " Okay, Miss Linnekar." "Well, here comes Hank at last." "Vargas, you've heard of Hank Quinlan, our local police celebrity." " I'd like to meet him." " That's what you think." "Did they toss it in, or was it planted ahead of time?" " Who?" " Whoever did it, you jackass." " Hey, lady." "Look at the pretty baby." " Mira el nino." "En la calle me llamo Pancho." "My nephew says you call him "Pancho." Why?" " Why you call him Pancho?" " Just for laughs, I guess." "This note says you have something for my husband." "Yeah." "Senor Vargas, eh?" "You know who I am?" " You want me to guess?" " My name is Grandi." "Oh." "You've heard that name before, hmm?" "Aside from the case my husband's been working on, isn't "Grandi" what that nightclub is called?" "Yeah." "Yes." "Grandi's "Rancho Grande." My gun." "It's kind of a joke." "Get it?" "I can't say it's the funniest thing I ever heard." "The name ain't Mexican." "I got a permit for this thing." "The Grandi family is living here in Los Robles a long time." "Some of us in Mexico, some of us on this side." " Must be convenient for business." " Yeah?" " What business?" " Grandi business." " Yeah?" "Yeah?" " Yeah!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "You know what's wrong with you, Mr. Grandi?" "You've been seeing too many gangster movies." " Mike may be spoiling some of your fun." " Mike?" "My husband." "Yeah." "And if you are trying to scare me into calling him off, let me tell you something, Mr. Grandi:" "I may be scared, but he won't be." "You figured it was a bomb then, Hank." "Well, Chief, Rudy Linnekar could've been struck by lightning." " Where's the daughter?" " Marcia?" "Got her waiting right here for you, Hank." "Let her go." "You don't even wanna question the daughter?" "Let her go and put a tail on her." " Let's see if there was some Jane that Linnekar..." " Just some stripteaser." " What do you know, the D.A., in a monkey suit." " Well, it's..." " And you too." "You got one of them suits." " We were all at the banquet." " A political rally." " No, Tootsie's Steak House." "G-Men, T-Men." "Quite a little tea party for Rudy Linnekar's bonfire." "Yeah, I hear he even invited some kind of a Mexican..." "Oh, I don't think Mr. Vargas claims any jurisdiction." "I should hope not." "Two people..." "Americans... are blown to hash... with dynamite practically in my own police station." "I wonder, what makes you so very sure it was dynamite?" " My leg." " Your what?" " His game leg." "Sometimes he gets a kind of a twinge like folks do for a change of weather." ""Intuition," he calls it." "Vargas has a theory that the murder itself was committed outside of ourjurisdiction." " Of course, we're..." "all of us... going to cooperate." " Don't worry." "I'm merely what the United Nations would call an observer." "You don't talk like one." "I'll say that for you." "Mexican, I mean." "Captain, you won't have any trouble with me." "You bet your sweet life I won't." "As a matter of fact, Mike must be looking for me just about now," "And that's bound to mean trouble." " What's so funny about that?" " Preguntale si su marido es celoso." "Uh, he wants to know if your husband is jealous, senora." "You silly little pig." " Who are you talking about?" " I'm talking about you, you ridiculous, old-fashioned, jug-eared, lopsided little Caesar." "I didn't get that, senora." "You'll have to talk slow." "I'm talking slow, but in a minute, I'll start to yell." "I wouldn't do that, senora." "Just a little while ago, this was a quiet, peaceful town here," " And now this Vargas comes along and..." " Mr. Grandi!" "Mr. Grandi, you said you had something for my husband." " Don't you think it's time you gave it to me." " I think it's time for him... to lay off my brother in Mexico City!" "That's advice." "That's what I got for him." "Then the conference is over?" "I'm free to leave?" "Free?" "Nobody was holding you or keeping you, Mrs. Vargas." "Nobody laid a hand on you." "You were just paying us a little visit." "Well," "good-bye, all." "Quinlan, we just can't cross over into Mexico like this." " Thousands do every day." " Tourists, but..." "So, we're tourists." "Captain Quinlan wants to check on the girl... that was with Linnekar in the death car." "I know." "She was one of the stripteasers." "I think I told you." " Yeah, Pete told me before I left the ranch." " That's right." "And I told him that I wanted to see all the stripteasers in the joint." "This is Mexican territory." "What can we do?" "There's no law against visitors asking questions, is there, Mr. Vargas?" "Hey, where'd he go?" "Susie, where in the world were you?" " Oh, Mike, darling." "Just wait till I tell you." " What happened?" "The craziest thing..." " Who's the Jane?" " His wife." "Well, what do you know?" "She don't look Mexican either." "The key to this whole thing's the dynamite." "The killer didn't just want Linnekar dead." "He wanted him destroyed, annihilated." "Over here, Vargas." "We're going in the back way." "Senor Vargas." "Senor Vargas." "Yes?" "Anything wrong, Vargas?" "No, I just couldn't catch him." "I hardly knew her." " Adair, come on." " Yes, yes, and I'm not finished with you yet." " The show's over." "I'm going home." " Oh." "Oh, no." "No, ma'am." "Mr. Adair, as far as I could fiind out, none of these people even knew the murdered girl." " Let's talk to this young lady." " Zita?" "I didn't know her." "She only joined the show a few days ago." "We're wasting our time around here." "Oh, I wouldn't say that." "Well, good night, my dear." " What happened to Menzies and Vargas?" " I don't know." " I'll give you a call." "There may be more questions." " They'll show up." "Hmm, a pianola." "Hank, we-we go this way, you know?" "Tana still..." "open for business?" "I don't know what Quinlan thinks she's got to do with it." "Tana?" "Oh, maybe she'll cook chili for him... or bring out the crystal ball." "We're closed." " You been cookin' at this hour?" " Just cleaning' up." "Have you forgotten your old friend, hmm?" " I told you we were closed." " I'm Hank Quinlan." "I didn't recognize you." "You should lay off those candy bars." "It's either the candy or the hootch." "I must say, I wish it was your chili I was getting fat on." "Anyway, you're sure lookin' good." " You're a mess, honey." " Yeah." "That pianola sure brings back memories." "The customers go for it." "So old, it's new." "We got the television, too." "Rerun movies." "What can I offer you?" "You haven't heard anything about that bomb, have you?" "That happened on your side of the border." "In a place like this, you hear things." " I heard the explosion." " Yeah." "Well, when this case is over," "I must come around some night and sample some of your chili." "Better be careful." "May be too hot for you." "Oh, Hank!" "Looks like our friend Vargas ran into some trouble." " Where?" " In the alley behind the nightclub." "Yeah?" " What happened to Vargas?" " What was it, Al?" " Nothing." " Oh, no?" " Al!" "Certainly nothing to do with this bombing up there." " Somebody threw acid at Vargas." " It doesn't matter." "He missed me." " Who was it, Al?" " I don't know." " Oh." " He got away." "Maybe it was one of the Grandi kids." " What makes you so sure, Captain?" " Intuition." "Intuition?" "Vargas and these Keystone Cops seem to be giving the Grandi family..." " Quite a few headaches lately." " Captain." " Did your intuition also tell you about my wife?" " Wife?" "She was accosted in the street a little while ago... and led across to some dive on your side of the border." "The Vargas family... seems to be getting into quite a lot of trouble tonight." " Can you describe this man?" " Well, the first one seems..." " Oh, the first one?" " To have been young, good-looking..." " Were there two men?" " Not exactly." "Not exactly." "You're saying she was taken to this dive by force?" "Not by force." "No." " Oh." " One of the Grandis was there waiting." " Short, fat, with a mustache." " Uncle Joe." "I haven't run into him." "What?" " They call him Uncle Joe." " That's right." " Go on." " W..." "What do you mean, "go on"?" "I've told you what happened." "Aren't you going to do something?" " Make it a charge." "Isn't that police procedure in Mexico?" " Procedure?" " You say your wife was attacked." " I did not say she was attacked." " Did she say she was molested?" " Not physically." "No." " Was obscene language used?" " I don't think so." "Then how do you explain the fact that your wife allowed herself to be picked up?" " She was not picked up!" " Now, Hank, I think we're getting off on the wrong tack here." " Then this good-looking young man was a friend of hers?" " Obviously not." " You wouldn't call that gettin' picked up on the streets?" " Now, we mustn't forget..." " That Mr. Vargas is not on the witness stand." "Hank's a born lawyer, you know?" "Lawyer?" "I'm no lawyer." "All a lawyer cares about is the law." "Captain, you are a policeman, aren't you?" "Aren't you?" "You don't seem very fond of the job." "There are plenty of soldiers who don't like war." "It's a dirty job." "But it's what we're supposed to be doing, isn't it?" "I don't know about you." "When a murderer's loose, I'm supposed to catch him." "Well, Pete, let's get back to civilization." "Let's go, Hank!" "It's almost dawn." "You gotta get some rest." "Not a chance of that, partner." "We got a big day ahead of us." "See any better this way?" "You can turn it off now, buster." "You're wasting your batteries." " Susie, what are you doing here in the dark?" "There isn't any shade on the window." "Well, can we turn the light on now?" " No, we can't." " Why not?" "Because there isn't any bulb anymore." "Susie." "Risto!" "Risto!" "Uncle Joe is plenty mad." "He wants to talk to you." "Risto!" "Risto, come back here!" "Sal, grab him!" "Stop him!" "Stop him, Sal!" "Who told you to throw acid at Vargas?" "Stop him!" "Who told you to throw acid at Vargas, hmm?" "Who is the boss of this family, hmm?" " Who is the boss?" " My old man." "Yeah, Vic, sure." "But he's in the pen!" "Until he gets out, who's running this outfit?" " Aw, stop it, will ya?" " Who's in charge?" "All right, you." "Oh, what a setup to work with." "One brother in jail." "Two others dead." "And nobody left to carry on the business but a bunch of nephews." " Listen, Uncle..." " Don't do that!" " You lost your rug." " Half of you too wet behind the ears." "This isn't the real Mexico." "You know that." "All border towns bring out the worst in a country." "I can just imagine your mother's face if she could see our honeymoon hotel." " Senor Vargas." " Un momento.Does this mean you're taking that plane back?" " Telefono." " Telefono." " Because it doesn't leave for another two hours yet." "All I can say is, if you are taking that plane, I'm very glad." "Bueno." "I'm very glad you're very glad." "Si." "Who told you to start the funny stuff with the acid?" "Who told you?" "I just wanted to give that wife of his something to think about on the honeymoon." " She's gonna get plenty." "Don't you worry." " Here." "You lost your rug." " What?" "Oh." " You lost your rug." "My old man is in no shape for the pen." "If they give him ten, he dies." "Yeah?" "And if Vargas gets hurt, what happens?" "My brother Vic is just as good as convicted." "You leave Vargas to me." " Uncle Joe?" "Uncle Joe." " What?" "Sal, take it to her." " Esto es para usted." " I don't want any more postcards." "¿¿ Que es eso?" "I don't speak any Spanish." "What do you want?" "I don't know." "I was told to put this in your hands." " Susan, that was the police." " Mike, look at..." "Quinlan has a lead." "I'm sorry." "I have to meet him." "Now you must tell me what you want to do." "If you are going to Mexico City, I have time to take you to the airport." " Perhaps that would be best just for a few days." " I don't think so." " But just a minute ago..." " A minute ago I said a lot of things." "But now I think the best thing is to stick close to my husband, okay?" "Susie!" " So, Mike, I'm coming with you." " Coming with me?" "But I have to see Quinlan at the American police station." " I'll wait at the motel." " What motel?" "Well, there must be one somewhere on the American side of the border." " The American side of the border." " Oh, I'll be safe there." "You won't have to worry about me." "Did I say the wrong thing again?" "No." "I suppose it would be nice for a man in my place... to be able to think he could look after his own wife in his own country." "Oh, Mike, if I go to the American motel, it's just for comfort." " Sure." "Sure." " Not for safety." "Whatever you say." "...wealthy contractor Rudolph Linnekar... has defiinitely been identified with a blond nightclub dancer... killed in the explosion a few yards this side of the Mexican border." "We're gonna get you where it really hurts... and without laying a hand on him." "He's got a reputation." "He's got a young bride." "He's gonna leave this town wishing he and that wife of his had never been born." "Now don't you see, darling, if the bomb was planted in Mexico... and the accused is Mexican, what a scandal this could turn into... internationally?" "Might be kind of rough on the tourist trade." "Susie, one of the longest borders on Earth... is right here between your country and mine." "Open border." "Fourteen hundred miles... without a single machine gun in place." "I suppose that all sounds very corny to you." "I could love being corny if my husband would only cooperate." "Hey, Susie." "Well!" " Vargas?" " Hello there, Schwartz." "Quinlan seems to be on something new." "Coming with us?" "I have first to drop my wife at the motel." "Captain Quinlan wants you to go with him." "I'll drop your wife at the motel." " Oh, really, I..." " No trouble at all, ma'am." " Aren't you going to drive me?" " I'll phone you, darling." " What's the name of that motel?" " The Mirador." " We're in some kind of a hurry, Vargas." " Don't bother to phone." "That Mirador is mighty hard to find... with the new highway branching off the way it does." " Hey!" " That's all right." "I can find the way." "His cane!" "I forgot to give him his cane." "He really needs it with that game leg of his." " Did he ever tell you how he got it, huh?" " What, the cane?" " No, his bad leg." " Who are you talking about?" "Captain Quinlan!" "He got it in a gunfight, Mrs. Vargas." "That's how." "He was wounded stopping a bullet that was meant for me." "I reckon the bravest thing Hank ever did was to give up drink." "He used to be a terrible lush, you know?" "Look at him now." "No sleep, still at it." "He never gives up." " What's wrong?" " What are you following us for?" "Get out of the car." "A man can't take a ride in his own car?" "What's the big idea?" " You'll find out." "Come on." " Don't push me." "Keep your hands off me." "Wake up, Mrs. Vargas." "We're here." " This is it." " This can't be it." "This is all the motel we got this side of town, ma'am." "The others are all on the new highway." "Most of them are closed up." " Oh, no." " Oh, yeah." "Now listen, Sergeant." "How long are you gonna hold me here?" "Shut up." "Mrs. Vargas, can you identify this man?" " Of course, I can." "That's Grandi." " I know." "I'm a member of the family, sure, but nobody has laid a hand on the girl." "Shut up." "Get in the car." " What about my car?" " You can leave it here." " Where?" "Here?" "In the middle of nowhere?" " You're comin' with me." " On what charge?" " I don't know yet." "That's for Captain Quinlan to decide." " What was Grandi doing way out here?" " He was following us in his car." " I was driving along." " Oh, well, where are my bags?" "We've already put them by your cabin." "There it is." "The last one." "Number 7." "If you wanna change, just phone the man at the desk." " Off-season like this, I reckon you're about the only one staying here." "Uh, uh, I turned the music on up for you at the office." " Uh, I..." " Oh." "I turned the music on up for you up at..." "I thought you'd like..." "Not just now!" "It's past 7:00, and I haven't been to bed yet." "Bed?" "You can get into it now." "I brought the sheets." "They think I'm gonna help make it, they got another thing comin'." "I'm-I'm not gonna be a party to... nothin'." "I'm the night... uh..." "It's-It's day already." " I'm the night man." " Can't the day man help me make the bed?" "There ain't no day man." "Supposed to be here at 6:00 this morning, and now they-they phoned me, and they tell me he ain't comin' at all." "They're-They're sendin' a new man." "New man." "If they think I'm gonna stay here and wait for him, they got another thing..." "Well, won't you help me make the bed?" "Bed?" "Hey, wait a minute." "That-That friend of yours..." "Mr. Grandi... he-he-he ain't gonna leave you here for long." "He is not my friend." "He-He brought you here in that car, didn't he?" "No, he didn't." "As a matter of fact, he's under arrest." "Under arrest?" "Mr. Grandi?" "Yes, he is." "Hold that second charge!" "Stop that car!" "Hold that car!" "Stop, stop!" "Hold it!" "Hey, uh, there was a complaint about some stolen dynamite out here." " Fired anybody lately?" " I figured you'd be asking about that." "Yeah?" "A boy named Sanchez?" "Sure." "He's been playin' around with the boss's daughter." "Say, Captain, I just recognized somebody over there at the blaster." " Oh, with the big ears?" " Our office prosecuted that guy for voluntary manslaughter." "Get him over here." "That's Eddie Farnum." " You!" " Got five to ten." " You'll have to get out of here." "We're gonna blast again." " How long've you been out?" " Three months." " Quick parole." " Who got you this job?" " My lawyer, Howard Frantz." " Come in, car 10." " Grandi's lawyer." " Come in, car 10." " Suspect now in custody at 5 Innes Place." " Well, this is it." "Suspect?" "That the one you've been talking about, this Sanchez?" "As far as I can make out, they've located him." "Right, Captain?" " Yeah, in Marcia Linnekar's apartment." "Come on." " Stand still." "We're gonna blast." "What's wrong, Farnum?" "You short of dynamite?" "Captain, have you anything definite on this boy Sanchez?" "Not yet." "I'm just goin' on my intuition." " Hey, I think this car belongs to Howard Frantz." " Yeah?" "You remember him?" "He was that slick lawyer that got Farnum a parole." "Yeah, he was Rudy Linnekar's attorney too." " Isn't that Quinlan?" " Quinlan!" "Well, it figured we'd have Hank Quinlan to deal with." "You finished packing?" " I've heard about that guy." " Say nothing, my dear." "Leave everything to me." "Let's get your bag." " Remember:" "I'll do all the talking." " How do we begin?" "Do we play around first with a few nasty questions, or does he get out the rubber hose right away?" " Take it easy." " Calmese." "Contesta sus preguntas." "Vargas!" "Yes, Captain." "Got my orders, Vargas." "I'm supposed to extend you every courtesy." "That don't mean you-you do the interrogating'." "I know, Captain." "That's what I told Sanchez." " Uh, you're Ed Hansen?" " That's right, Captain Quinlan." "Uh, run out and get me some coffee, Ed." "How about you, Miss Linnekar?" "Marcia, isn't it?" " Want some coffee?" " No, thanks." "Hmm." "I really need it." "I'm an old man, Marcia." "I go a whole night without sleep... feel it." "Of course, it was a lot worse for you." "Terrible thing what happened to your dad." "You been livin' here for some time, Marcia?" "How long?" " Four months." " Marcia!" "You had a little quarrel with your dad?" " And move out on your own?" " I should introduce myself." "I'm Miss Linnekar's attorney." " I know who you are." " I'm Howard Frantz." "I'm Manolo Sanchez, and I haven't got any attorney." "Uh, you two been sharin' this apartment?" "I must explain." "On my advice, my client is moving elsewhere." "That means she has been living with this man." "She will hold herself available for your later questions." " I will be present, of course." " Of course." "Uh, Marcia, where was your friend Sanchez last night?" "Later, Captain." "Later." "After she's rested." "Come, my dear." "Querida." "Casey, would you take a look in the desk there?" "Might see some letters." "That is, unless you've already looked the place over." " We know better than that." "We were waitin' for you." "No deben hacer eso." "No tienen ningun derecho de leer mis cartas." " Calmese." " L, uh..." "I don't speak Mexican." " No tengo ningunos derechos aqui." " Eres cobarde y tienes miedo de estos gringos." " Un momento, muchacho." "Keep it in English, Vargas." "It's all right with me." "I'm sure he's just as unpleasant in any language." "Unpleasant?" "Strange?" "I've been told I have a very winning personality." "The very best shoe clerk the store ever had." "You weren't workin' as a shoe clerk out on that construction crew." " Stick around, Vargas." " I intend to. ¿¿ Puedo usar el telefono?" "Uh, be in English." "I don't like to repeat myself." " I merely asked him if I could use his telephone." " Asked!" "El telefono esta en la recamara." " English." " Translation:" "The telephone is in the bedroom, senor." "That's all he said." "Also, he told me he thinks he's in for some sort of third degree." "I assured him he had nothing to worry about." "Casey, go in with Vargas." "Maybe he don't know how to use an American telephone." "I think I ran into something here, Captain." "Some love letters." "Oh, you can read them in the bedroom." "I don't wanna leave Vargas alone." " Okay." " Save the good stuff for me." " Now, in English..." " What do you want to know?" "Everything, boy." "The works." "Let's start..." " Want me to call the motel, Vargas?" " Later." " That's how you happened to meet Linnekar's daughter." " Yes." "Selling her shoes." "I've been at her feet ever since." "Then the construction job." "You stayed long enough to get some dynamite." "What're you scared of?" "I'd only slap you again if you got hysterical." "Wouldn't be brutal." "Even in the old days, we never hurt people in the face." "It marks 'em up." "We gave it to 'em like this." " Boy's getting a rough deal." " He could even be innocent, you know?" " Intuition?" " Why not?" "Quinlan doesn't have a monopoly on hunches." "Well, who do you like for the killer?" "Early to tell." "Uh, that ex-convict." " You mean out on the highway job?" "Farnum?" " Maybe." " Wait a minute." "Some dynamite was stolen." " Yes." " That construction crew's working for Linnekar." " Amigo, you're on to something." "Well, it's quite an apartment..." "for a shoe clerk." " Who pays for it?" "Marcia?" " What if she does?" "Oh, how long has this been going on, huh?" "Ever since her father had me fired from the last job, if you want to know." "Naturally, he objected to having a Mexican shoe clerk for a son-in-law." " So naturally, you had to put him out of the way." " Naturally!" " Just because he speaks a little guilty... that don't make him innocent, you know?" "You can show motive, yes." "But won't you need a bit more than that?" "Oh, we'll get it." "Oh, there's my coffee." "Well, didn't you bring me any donuts or sweet rolls?" " You'll have to put him on the scene of the crime." " We will." " You've got to have some evidence." " We'll get it." "Well?" "You didn't ask me to get any donuts, Captain." " Where you goin'?" " This is not my case, Captain." "What finally convinced you of that?" "This is not my country, that's all." "I'm not convinced." "Well, ain't that a shame, hmm?" " Is there another phone near here?" " Right across the street." "Excuse me." "Madam, could I use your telephone, please?" "Right in front of you." "Do you have a phone book?" "I'm blind, mister." "You'll have to ask for information." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Hello?" "I'd like the telephone number of the Mirador Motel." " What is this place you're taking me to?" " Get goin'." " Now, listen, this is ridiculous." " Now go on." " Who's this?" " Who are you?" " Don't push." " Where's Captain Quinlan?" " He's in there makin' a search." " What am I doing in here?" " Oh, Hank!" " What's the idea, barging in on me like this?" " Sorry, Hank." " What you got in here?" " I forgot to give you your cane." " All right, sit down." " Queer thing, Hank." " I know him." " When I was taking Mrs. Vargas, I picked this guy on the way." "It's Uncle Joe Grandi." "Why'd you bring him in here?" "For some crazy reason, he was following me in his car." " He was tailing' you?" " Yeah." "Why would I be following a cop?" "He's an idiot." "Maybe because you thought he was a Mexican cop." "Because you thought he was Vargas." "He was drivin' Vargas' car." " Oh." " Right?" "You're right." "So I thought I was following Vargas." "So what?" " Sit down." " It's a free country." "Shut up." "Is this the Mirador Motel?" "I'm trying to..." "Yes, it's the Mirador Motel, and it's me." "Oh, darling, the news is bad." "Quinlan is about to arrest that boy Sanchez and..." "Mike, is that why you called?" "To tell me somebody's been arrested?" "No, that's not really why I called." "It..." "It's to tell you how sorry I am about all this... and how very, very much I love you." " Susie?" " I'm still here, my own darling Miguel." "Oh." "I thought maybe you'd fallen asleep." "I was just listening to you breathe." "It's a lovely sound, but I am sleepy." "Oh." "Of course you are." "Well, then, I'll be calling you back later." "Good-bye for now." "Mike?" " Hello?" " Yes?" "Oh, I just wanted to tell you I'm awfully tired." "Excuse me, this is Mrs. Vargas talking." " I know." "It couldn't be anybody else." " Oh?" "You're the only guest we got here just now... in the whole place." "Oh, well, as I started to tell you, there's no sign to put up outside the door, and I just wanted to make sure I wouldn't be disturbed." "Oh, that is, if you're the one who's in charge." "Don't you worry, Mrs. Vargas." "I am the one who's in charge." "Nobody's going to get through to you... unless I say so." "Vargas!" "Sergeant Menzies wanted me to give you this." "Your car key." "Thanks." " Well, I was beginning to think we'd lost you for good, amigo." " I had a phone call to make." "English." "English." " They've got me measured for the fall guy." " Now, just a minute." "Sure, I'm the fortune hunter who hypnotized Marcia... who made her kill her father for his money." "If I had that kind of power, I wouldn't be where I am today, believe me." " You mean you don't care about the money?" " Why should I lie?" "If it hadn't been for the money, I wouldn't have given her a tumble." "But I told her that right at the beginning, but still she wanted..." "Why bother?" "You wouldn't believe it." "Try me." "I'm a good listener." "Well, instead of the man chasing the girl, suppose she was the one." "Suppose she asked him to marry her." "What should he do?" "Draw himself up and say, "No, my dear, you and I... could never be happy together because of your money."" " What would you do, Vargas?" " The question is:" "What did you do?" "Yeah, what did you do, boy?" " Well, you know what I did, Captain Quinlan." " I know." "I was asking you." " Marcia and I made a bomb." " That's right, you made a bomb." "And we blew up her father, of course!" "Don't you see, you don't help yourself by treating this as a joke?" "Are you finished?" "Anything more you wanna say, Vargas?" " No, Captain." " Oh, good, well, Pete, since you're here," " Yes, Hank." " I wish you'd search the place." "I'm, uh, too tired to go on with it." "Sanchez's desk has been looked into." " Take the bedroom and the bathroom." " Okay, Hank!" " I haven't been very thorough." " Now listen, how long do I have to sit here?" "I wasn't breaking no laws." "I was just..." "I don't even know these people." " You know Vargas, don't you?" " Who's this?" " Uncle Joe Grandi." "Another Grandi." " Uncle Joe?" " Yeah, you nabbed his brother on a narcotics rap." " I don't know this Grandi." " Yeah?" "I got nothing to do with you, Vargas." " Shut up." "I'm an American citizen." " Listen." "Vic was arrested in Mexico City, Captain." " Shut up." "Vargas is gonna testify at his trial Thursday." "It's got absolutely nothing to do with..." "You just try any rough stuff, Uncle Joe, and you'll find out." "He's a big shot in the Mexican government." "Listen." "If anybody lays a hand on Mr. Vargas between now and Thursday, my brother Vic is just as good as convicted." " Hank!" " Yeah?" "What is it, Pete?" " I found it!" " Found what, partner?" " Come here and look!" " I don't even know this Sanchez." "All right, boy." "Boy, you come in here." "Now, in English, just how much dynamite was it you stole?" "What good would it be to tell you that I've never seen any dynamite?" "Poor Rudy Linnekar." "He did all he could to keep you away from his daughter." "But she stands to inherit a million bucks, so naturally you just moved in here." "Marcia and I were married... secretly." " Yeah?" "A million bucks." "Ain't no secret about that." "You got scared he'd change his will." " Let up a minute." " You broke into the explosives bin and stole..." " That's a lie!" "You stole ten sticks of dynamite!" " No!" "No!" " Well, Hank has done it again." "He's nailed his man." " Thanks to you, partner." "Me?" "Ah!" "If that dynamite had been a snake there in the bathroom, it would have bitten me." " Bathroom?" " I promised Chief Gould that I'd keep you informed." "This is it." "We've broken the case." "Rudy Linnekar was blown up with eight sticks of dynamite, and Sanchez stole ten." "That leaves two, and we found 'em both." "You heard that, boy." "We found the dynamite." " That's impossible." " We found two sticks." " "Black Fox," the identical brand." " The right number." " Where did you find this?" "Where?" " Right here in your love nest." " Where you had it stashed." " What are you trying to do?" "We're trying to strap you to the electric chair, boy." "We don't like it when innocent people are blown to jelly in our town." "Yes, an old lady on Main Street last night picked up a shoe." "The shoe had a foot in it." "We're gonna make you pay for that mess." " They're trying to railroad me." "I don't know why." " Yeah." "I never stole any dynamite." "Soy inocente." " Yo juro que soy inocente." " You'll have to stop him yourself." " From now on, he can talk Hindu for all the good it'll do him." "He swears on his mother's grave that there has never been any dynamite in this apartment." "Sure." "Sure." "Take him in." "Book him." "Let's go." " You say you found this dynamite in the bathroom?" " Yeah." " Pete found it." "Show him the dynamite, Pete." " It's right here." "Can't you do something to help me?" "Oh, what're you scared of, partner?" "That stuff isn't nearly as easy to blow up as people seem to think." " It doesn't go off that easy." " You found the dynamite in this box?" "Dynamite?" "Yeah." "Pete found it." "We told you that." " Captain." " Yeah?" "I looked in that box just now." "There wasn't anything there." "I know how you feel." " Do you?" " Sure, I do." "You people are touchy." "It's only human you'd want to come to the defense of your fellow countryman." " Vargas." "Vargas, don't worry." " Why should I worry?" "Go right ahead and say anything you want to." "Folks'll bear your natural prejudice in mind." " I saw that shoe box ten minutes ago, Captain." " Yeah, maybe you didn't notice." "I knocked it over on the bathroom floor." "I couldn't very well have failed to notice two sticks of dynamite." " Tell any story you want to, Vargas." " The shoe box was empty." "Go on sayin' it was empty." "Folks'll understand." "I'm sayin' more than that, Captain." "You framed that boy." "Framed him!" "What's the matter with him, Hank?" "Is he crazy?" " That must be it." "Crazy." " Hank, what're we gonna do with Grandi?" "Take him in?" " Grandi?" " I think you ought to realize, Quinlan, if a man of Vargas' position is willing to testify..." "Who you workin' for?" "The Mexican government?" "I'm working for the district attorney." "I've got a position in this town, a reputation." "Who's Vargas?" " Vargas is kind of important, too, Hank." " Uh..." "Somebody's gonna have to give in on this thing." "Either that or somebody's gonna be ruined." " Captain Quinlan." " What do you want?" "Schwartz, you saw that shoe box in the bathroom." "You know it was empty." "Well, now, I didn't happen to see it myself, but I believe ya." "We are both after the same exact thing, Captain." "If Vargas goes on like this, shooting his face off like he was just now..." " Ah, move along." "Stop makin' trouble." " Trouble?" "Who's the one who is making trouble?" "Vargas?" "Sure." "For my brother Vic in Mexico City." "For you here." " Go peddle your papers, Uncle Joe." " You said it yourself." " Somebody's reputation has got to be ruined." "Why shouldn't it be Vargas'?" " What are you waitin' for?" " Nothin', Hank." "L..." " Well, we got work to do." " Okay, Hank." "Okay." " Well, what do you want?" " Nothing, Captain." "Nothing that you don't want too." "Go on." "Spit it out, Grandi." "Captain, we cannot stand out here in the street." "Why don't we go somewhere nice and private, hmm, where we can sit down and have a drink?" "I don't drink." " Look, Schwartz." "Al." " Al." "We must show where Quinlan himself got the dynamite." "If you're really with me on this, we have still to get some proof." " We've got your word." " Let's do better than that." "In your country, also, when explosives are purchased, some record is kept, no?" "Sure, and we're going to the right place to look it up." " Hey, how about Quinlan's ranch?" " Where is that?" "Just outside town." "While you are looking up the dynamite records, I might go out there." " Al, there is one thing that worries me still." " What's that?" "I could be wrong about this, and that would be very bad for you." "Let's see if you're wrong first, amigo." "I wondered if you could turn that music off." "Would it be possible to ask those people next door to move?" "Just to another cabin?" "You see, I'm still trying to get some sleep." "Where would you like me to take you, doll?" "You got the stuff?" "Hey." "I brought this." "Some of the other guys got more." " And the hypo?" " Yo la tengo." " Hi." " What are you doing here?" "Turn it down." "I-I'm the night man." "Yeah?" "Well, you're a little early, ain't you?" "I thought I'd better come back to see if the new day man..." "Which... one of you is the new day man?" " Andate de aqui, loco." "Anda." " Huh?" " Beat it." " L..." "It's a mile and a half down to the highway." " I think I'd better stay." " Go in the kitchen, and get yourself something to eat." "I..." " I brought my lunch." " Eat it now." "Eat it now?" "Yes, I..." "I know you." "You're the Grandi boys." "Your Uncle Joe know you're here?" "Who could that be?" "Take it easy, Pretty Boy." "What're you in such a sweat about?" "It's a tough rap to get caught with this stuff." "It's only that Vargas dame again." " Yes, ma'am." " Get me State 1212." "Very good, ma'am." "State 1212." "Hey." "Hey." "That's the police department." " Yeah?" " It's the police, all right." " What do we do now?" " We do nothing." "We relax and have ourselves a ball." "I'm very sorry, Mrs. Vargas, but the telephone is temporarily out of service." "I'll call you just as soon as it's repaired." "Better call Uncle Joe." "So, that is our little arrangement, see?" " A real sweet setup." " Hmm." " And all the help we need..." " Listen, you knock somebody off..." " I don't care who it is... there won't be any little arrangement." " Hola.Joe, a message for you." " Not with Hank Quinlan." " Yeah." " Vargas can't hurt me." "Well, maybe not." "But maybe with our little deal, we can hurt him." "I don't make deals." "Yeah?" "Why, sure, I'm all right." "No, just go ahead like I said." "Don't worry." "No matter what..." " Something wrong out there?" " No, nothing we can't fix." "We?" "Where do you get that "we" stuff?" "I didn't give you any answer yet." "You keep talking as though this were some kind of a deal... where I ask you to get me out of a rap." "No." "That ain't it at all." "In this thing, we're partners, see?" " Shall we drink to that?" " I don't..." "Jaunito." "Two more double bourbons." "Make 'em nice and big." " All I can say is, this better be important." " It is." " I think we're out of our minds to be here in Mexico at all." " Well, Vargas," " You sent for us." " Mr. Adair." "Gentlemen." "No, it isn't really true that I sent for you." "Mr. Schwartz insisted..." " Let's get down to cases." " You know Chief Gould." " How do you do?" " Where's this so-called document?" " Perhaps we'd better go to my room." " By all means." " In here, gentlemen." " Go ahead." " No, I'll walk." " Oh, okay." "The lift is rather small, I'm afraid." "Chief Gould." "Just press the button for the second floor." "I'll meet you there." "I still don't know why Vargas couldn't come to my office." "He has practically cabinet status with the Mexican government." " Well, if he's so important..." " He can't make a formal call... on either of you without going through his consulate and putting the whole thing..." " On an international level." " Okay, okay!" "What does it boil down to?" "This Mexican is bringing charges against one of the most respected police officers... in the country, and that's what it boils down to!" "Eh..." "Well, Vargas, you must be pretty quick on your feet." " It's just that the lift is slow." "This way, gentlemen." " Thank you." "After you." "I have it right over here." "There." "While you're looking at it, perhaps you'll excuse me if I finish a call I put in." " Conectame con el Motel Mirador." " Where'd you get this?" " From your department of records." " Well, it doesn't mean anything." "El Senor Vargas, si." " That's your wife you're calling, isn't it?" " Yes." " You know who owns the Mirador?" " No, I..." " "June 18." ""Hill's Hardware in Los Robles." "Seventeen sticks, Black Fox brand, to H. Quinlan."" "Quinlan needed dynamite to work on his ranch." "Simple coincidence." "Mr. Adair..." "Hello?" " Yes?" " Mirador?" "My name is Vargas." "I'd like to speak with my wife, please." "I'm very sorry, Mr. Vargas, but your wife left definite instructions." "She's not to be disturbed." "Honey!" "You!" "In the next room." " What is it?" " Come to the wall so I can whisper." "Yes?" "You know what the boys are trying to do, don't you?" "They are trying to get in there." "They went to get the master key." "You know what marijuana is, don't you?" "Yes, I..." "You know what a Mary Jane is?" "You know what a mainliner is?" "Well, I think so." "But what's that got to do with me?" "You take it..." "in the vein." "You're trying to tell me these boys are drugged?" " Is that why..." " Shh." "Hey, you think they're ready for that stuff yet?" "Not yet, kid." "The fun is only beginning." " Hank, I've been looking for you in every bar in town." " Yeah, I've been in half of'em:" "only here, on the wrong side of the border." " I never drink on my own beat." " Bartender, give him some black coffee, quick." " I don't need black coffee." " He's called a meeting." " A meeting?" " Vargas, at his hotel." " Motel?" " No, right here." "Across the street." " Well, I don't need any coffee." "Not yet." " Not yet?" " This is a swell time to be gettin' fried, I must say." " My job's over, Pete." " You ought to be workin' on Sanchez." " Listen, Hank." "Vargas is telling the chief and the D.A. that you planted that dynamite." " He was a fool." " They're takin' him seriously." "They came to him." "No, I mean Sanchez." "Dynamite's no way to kill." " Did I ever tell you the smart way to kill?" " Sure." "Strangling." " Mm." "Clean." "Silent." " You told me all that." " That's how my wife died." " Finish that coffee." " I don't usually talk about my wife." " Never when you're sober." " She was strangled, Pete." " I know, I know." "Binding cord." "She was workin' up at the packing' plant." "The killer had it right to hand." "Smart." "You don't leave fingerprints on a piece of string." " Bartender, what do I owe you?" " That half-breed done it." " We all knew that, but I was just a rookie cop." " La cuenta." " Four seventy-five." " I followed after him, eatin' my heart out tryin' to catch him." "But I never did." "Then in some mud hole in Belgium the good Lord done the job for me... 1917." "Pete, that was the last killer that ever got out of my hands." " Where're you goin' now?" " To Senor Vargas' meetin'." "He wants to fight dirty, okay." " That's the kind of fight he's gonna get." " Perhaps..." " Perhaps what?" " Perhaps he honestly thinks that Sanchez is guilty." " There's no "perhaps" about it." " Hank Quinlan is an honest cop." " There are all kinds of policemen." " Oh!" "I don't have to tell you that." "A few take bribes." " Hank Quinlan never took a dollar in his life." " Most are honest, yes." "But even some of the honest men abuse their power in other ways." "Come in, Hank." "Well, I..." " I don't know whether I'm welcome or not." " I want you to hear this." "Uh..." "Huh!" "I've heard it already." "Your friend Vargas has some very special ideas about police procedure." "He seems to think it don't matter whether killers hang or not," " So long as we obey the rule books." " I don't think a policeman..." " Should work like a dogcatcher putting criminals behind bars." " No?" " No." "In any free country, a policeman is to enforce the law," " And the law protects the guilty as well as the innocent." " Our job is tough enough." "It has to be tough." "A policeman's job is easy in a police state." "That's the whole point." "Who is the boss?" "The cop or the law?" " Where's your wife, Vargas?" " What do you..." "What do you mean?" "You know where she is." "Sergeant Menzies drove her." "She's at the motel." "Oh?" "And you're still here?" "Yes, I'm checking out now and joining her." "Do you have a reason for asking?" "No." "No special reason, no." "No, I just... wondered." "Oh, what do you know?" "A mother pigeon and her nest." " Pigeon egg." "Hmm?" " Captain, you did buy 17 sticks of dynamite." "You tell your story." "I don't have to answer your questions." " A hired hand at your ranch says he used 15 sticks." " My ranch?" "You been spyin' out at my ranch?" " A foreigner!" "Aah!" " Without my knowledge, Hank!" "At your ranch you used 15 sticks of dynamite." "That leaves two sticks missing, and two sticks were found in that shoe box!" "He's just asking, Hank." "Hank!" "What's that for?" " It's for..." "It's for letting him ask." " Hank, wait a minute!" "Thirty years." "Thirty years pounding' beats and ridin' cars." " Thirty years of dirt and crummy pay." " But, Hank..." " I gave my life to this department, and you allow..." " Watch your blood pressure!" " This foreigner to accuse me!" " We were giving you a chance to answer!" "Answer?" "Why do I have to answer him?" "No, sir!" "I won't take back that badge until the people of this county vote it back!" " Oh!" " Hank, will you listen a minute?" "I don't want ever to see that man in headquarters for any reason!" "You backed him up!" " Me?" " You stood by while he impugned the integrity of Quinlan." " I tried to stop him!" " Do you realize what Vargas has done?" " He's smearing hundreds of fine men!" " Are you satisfied?" "Have you caused enough trouble?" "Are you satisfied?" "I want you to apologize!" " To Quinlan?" " And to Chief Gould." " Would you like me to get down on my knees?" " If you have any decency, yes!" " You'll crawl!" " Mr. Adair, I won't give you the chance... to test your authority in this matter." "Al... have I still any credit left with you?" " Some." " Tell me, where can I find the records... of Quinlan's old cases?" " I'll show you." " I'd like to get back to my wife." "I hope this won't take too long." " Hank." " Hmm?" "You're not going without this." "Well... now I guess I can talk." " What do you mean, Hank?" " All I wanted to tell you..." " Was I couldn't really say in my own defense." " Go on, Hank." "What do you really know about this Vargas?" "Isn't he in charge of some kind of cleanup on this side of the border?" " Narcotics, mainly?" " Yeah." "Narcotics." "He's a drug addict." "He's got that young wife of his hooked, too... but good." " If I hadn't seen that hypodermic myself..." " Hypodermic?" "You saw it?" "I just said so, didn't I?" "I saw it." "That's how come he happened to imagine all those crazy things." "It's typical." "That's what that wife of his was doin' in that dive on skid row." "Both a couple of junkies." "Course, he's usin' the job... as a cover-up." "You don't mean he's mixed up in this dope racket himself!" " Mm-hmm." " Hank, if this is just one of your hunches..." "I don't ask you to believe it." "I can prove it." "I know it isn't my department, but..." "I'd like to show ya I'm not talkin' outta the back of my neck." " Just be careful, huh?" " Chief, I'll be very careful." "This takes guts, Al..." "standing up to your boss this way." "After today, amigo, you can do me a favor." "Help me look for an office." " How's that?" " Hank Quinlan's famous intuition might still turn out... to be better than yours." "If so, my intuition tells me I'll be going back to private practice." " Here are the other names you want." " Look, Al," " I can finish this alone." " Yes, and maybe you can't." "Well, let me try anyway." "I have no right to drag you further into this." "Gonna do it alone, huh?" "All you gotta do is solve the murder... and also prove that the idol of the police force is a fraud." "Amigo, you got your work really cut out for ya." "Hello, Tana?" "Is Captain Quinlan there?" " Now, Sergeant..." " Tana!" "Hey, Tana!" "I'll be right there." "Now, what would Hank Quinlan be doing here?" "Used to be, he'd hole up at your place for two or three days with a case of whiskey." "That was years ago." "Now he's on candy bars." "Not tonight he isn't." "Lia." "Vaya y traiga aquel." "Lemme stay." "I wanna watch." "Hold her legs!" "Oh!" "No, let me go!" "Don't touch me!" "Let me go!" "Don't!" "No, don't!" "Close the door!" "So, this is where you've been all afternoon, hmm?" "How'd they let you in here, a foreigner?" "The hall of records is open to the public, Sergeant." " What are you doin'?" " You'll find out tomorrow morning." "I want to know now!" "What's all this?" "Records of every case where you or Quinlan uncovered the principal evidence." "In each case, as you'll notice, the defense denied the existence of that evidence." "What are you trying to do?" "Wreck him?" "Him?" "What about you?" "Are you telling me you never planted any evidence, Sergeant?" "Of course not." "Neither did Hank." " It's all there." " Never." "The ax in the Berger slaying." "The dentures in the Ewell case." "Planting evidence:" "framing suspects." " That's a lie." " I think I can prove it." "Sure." "You can smear him." "Ruin his whole life's work." "Vargas, I..." "I don't even know where he is." "That's what you've done to him." " What I've done to him?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "He's on an important case and..." "he's disappeared." "Good and drunk, probably." "After 12 years on the wagon." "That's what you've done to him." "What about Quinlan, Sergeant?" "What's he done?" "What about all those people he put in the death house?" "Save your tears for them." "Is called up yonder" "When the moon is called up yon..." "When the moon" " What seems to be the trouble?" " Trouble?" "The lights." "The lights seem to be out in all the cabins." "Yeah." "Yeah, isn't it..." "Somebody's been monkeyin' with them fuses." "They think I'm goin' to fix 'em, they got another thing comin'." "It ain't my job." " Even if I know how." "I'm the night man." " Could you show me, please, to my wife's cabin?" "No." "There-There isn't nobody here." "You must be mistaken, sir." "My wife has been registered here since this morning." "My name is Vargas." " Vargas?" " Would you look, please, in the register?" "Register?" "Well..." " It might be cabin 6." " Possibly." " Maybe 7." " Yes." "Here..." "May I?" "There's n... nobody been registered all week." "N-No, it's-it's-it's... off the season." "Nobody hardly ever comes around at all." "I-I-I'm the night man." "There was that party." "Party?" "What party?" " It's a mess." "Awful mess." " Where?" "They think I'm gonna clean it up, they got another thing comin'." "Terrible, terrible brawl." "Cabin number 7." "Right in the middle of the afternoon." "Cabin number 7." "This, uh, brawl..." "You mean there was some sort of a fight?" " Fight?" " Yes." "No." "No, it wasn't that kind of a brawl." "It was..." "It wa..." "One of them wild parties." "You know the kind?" "This can't be my wife's room." "This ain't her clothes, huh?" "Whew!" "It stinks in here!" "Let's get some air in here!" "Whew!" "It's a mess!" "It's a stinkin' mess!" "Them and their wild parties!" "There's my briefcase." "I left it with Susan..." "Uh, stub here..." "I'm gettin' out of here!" "My gun!" "You haven't been here?" " You haven't been in that room?" " L-l-I just looked in!" "I had a gun in this case." "You didn't take it?" " What would I want with a gun?" " Well, somebody wanted it!" "If they hadn't put that Grandi boy on the desk this morning," " None of this would've happened." " Grandi?" " Well, who do you think this belongs to, anyway?" " Where are they?" " Please." " Rancho!" " Rancho Grande!" " Yeah!" " You got her undressed?" " Yeah." "We have scattered more reefer stubs around." "You kids didn't use none of that stuff yourself, huh?" "Think we're crazy?" "Nobody in the Grandi family gets hooked, understand?" "That's the rule." "We blew the smoke in her clothes, that's all." "Like you said." "We put on a good show to scare her." "Let's hope it was good enough." "When she wakes up, she's gonna think maybe something really did happen." " All right, now." "Hit it." " What about our dough?" " We were not doing this for fun, Uncle Joe." " Beat it." " You're gonna get your dough tomorrow." " Okay." "Beat it." "Psst!" "Okay." " Turn out the lights." " But why?" "Nobody can see you up here." " You sure?" " Of course, I'm sure." " Hey, what are you doing?" " I brought you up here for a reason." "I don't get it." "I don't even see why you wanted us to bring her... all the way into town here." "I couldn't drive out to the motel." "My car is known." "So what?" "You're a cop making an arrest." "No, the vice boys'll do that." "Who's that for?" "Turn around." "Get the phone." "The phone." "Now dial 1212." " That is the police station." " Go on." "Dial it." "Stop, Quinlan." "You're drunk." " Hm!" " Just stop and think for a minute." "See if they answer." " Hello?" " Ask for Sergeant Menzies." "Menzies." "Sergeant Menzies." "Quinlan, if you turn me in, I'll have quite a story to tell." "Yeah, you sure will." " Hm." "See if Menzies is..." " Hello?" "Me-Menzies?" "Got him?" "Hand me the phone." "Hold it so I can talk to him." "Gimme the receiver." "Give me the receiver!" "Hello, Pete." "Course it's me, partner." "Any news yet?" "Sanchez still hasn't broken." "What?" "Vargas' wife?" "A narcotics rap?" "Oh, one of the boys who was on this wild party gave me the buzz, see?" "Uh, just relay that to the vice boys as "anonymous."" "The Hotel Ritz, room 18." "The way I hear it, things got a little outta control." "Don't be surprised what they find." "Well, what about me, Hank?" "What do I do?" "Keep after him!" "Break him!" "Brace him!" " Put up the phone." " Put the..." "Receiver." "Gimme the key." "Told you I brought you up here for a reason." "Don't do anything!" "Oh!" "No, don't!" "Help!" "Somebody help me!" "Somebody come up here!" "Help me!" " Vamonos." " Mike!" "Mike!" "Mike!" "¿¿ Quien pertenece aqui a la pandilla de Grandi?" "Pronto." "Contesten." "Pues, ¿¿ que quieres, senor, eh?" "¿¿ Donde esta mi esposa?" "Donde esta mi esposa?" "Habla en Spanish." "Habla en Spanish." "Conteste o te estrangulo." " Talk English, can't you?" " Listen, I'm no cop now." "I'm a husband." " What did you do with her?" "Where is my wife?" "My wife!" "Vargas!" "It's your wife, Vargas." "They picked her up." " What do you mean, "picked her up"?" " The vice squad." "Quinlan?" "You better come outside with me, amigo." "No, no!" "Tell me what happened!" "They found her at the Hotel Ritz, half naked on one of the beds, drugged." " There were reefer stubs and a heroin fix." " Oh, for..." "Vargas!" "The charge isn't just possession of narcotics." " What is it then?" " Murder." "Murder?" "Susie." "Susie, darling." "It's all right now, Susie Sue." "It's all down in the report." "They found evidence of a mixed party." "Mixed party?" "Articles of clothing, half-smoked reefers, needle marks..." "Something else could produce the same effect." "Demerol, for instance," " or sodium Pentothal." " You could smell the stuff on her." "This whole setup stinks!" "Who the hell does Quinlan think he is, hanging a murder rap on my wife?" "Mike." "Mike!" "Mike." " Susie, lie down." " Mike." " Now, now, it's all right, Susie." " Mike." "Take me home." " Yes." "Susie." "Susie." " Mike." "Forgive me." "Mike!" " Don't go." " I'm right here, Susie." "It's all right." "You understand, Vargas, there's no formal charge against your wife." " Oh?" " Even the vice boys are not pressing anything." "Oh?" "The fact that Susan won't actually serve time makes everything all right." " Is that it?" " I got somethin' to show ya!" "Her family, her good name... nothing's been touched by all this... filth." "I found it in the hotel room." "Yeah." "With Grandi's body." " He's still just sitting." "Give me that." " Been waiting three hours already." " We won't get a word out of him near that piano." " Now, look..." "If you would just go in and shut it off..." "He'll never stand for that." "I have to get him out of there." " Give me the microphone." " I can take care of this thing." "Not without me." "I was just checking with the department." "You know that Grandi kid we picked up?" " Stand quietly." " He started to talk." " He says the kids were all faking." " Here's the antenna." "They didn't give your wife any real dope." "The doc says it was only that truth stuff." " Sodium Pentothal." " Yeah, no harm in it at all." " No harm?" " Schwartz is driving your car across the border." "I told him we'd be by the bridge here." "He's bringing your wife along." "She's really fine." " The doc says she can travel." " Sergeant..." "Look, all she wants is to catch the early plane outta here." "How can I leave here until my wife's name is clean?" "Clean!" "What do you think you're carrying that microphone for?" " Don't cross your arms." "I won't be able to get a word right." " I know, I know." " I've gotta get the truth from Quinlan on tape." " Yeah." "He could stay there the rest of the week like he used to." "Now, look, why don't you just take your wife home and let me handle this?" " It's my job." "It's my job, too, Menzies." "It's my job." "It's my job, too, Menzies." "You think I like it?" "I hate this machine." " Spying, creeping in back alleys..." " How do you think I feel?" "Hank is the best friend I've ever had." "That's one reason for my staying." "Oh, you don't trust me, huh?" "Don't forget, I was the one that showed you that cane." "I didn't have to do it." "Oh, yes, you did, Sergeant." " Somebody could have planted it there..." " Menzies..." " Beside Grandi's corpse." " You know better than that." " You say the reefers were planted." "Why not Hank's cane?" " You know better." " You're an honest cop." " Sure I am." "And who made me an honest cop?" "Hank Quinlan." "Come on, Menzies." "I am what I am because of him." "What's my fortune?" "You've been readin' the cards, haven't you?" "I've been doing the accounts." "Come on." "Read my future for me." "You haven't got any." "Hmm?" "What do you mean?" "Your future's all used up." "Why don't you go home?" "Vargas." "Vargas." "I don't know if you can hear me over this piano music, but I'll get him out of there so you can hear." "I'll get him out, away from that music." "Be sure he doesn't see you." "I must be drunk." "A minute ago..." "I thought you were Vargas." " Come on out, Hank." " What's that?" " Come on out, Hank." "I'm tired." " Who told you to come here?" "I'm tired of waiting, Hank." "There's some questions you gotta answer." "Questions?" "Questions?" "I need another drink." "You had enough." "That's what Tana keeps tellin' me." "How much is enough?" "Hank, I'm sick of chasing around, trying to get at the truth." "You could use a drink yourself, partner." "You got to answer, Hank..." "all kinds of things." " First, about Vargas' gun." " How do you know about the gun?" " He thinks you took it." " Vargas?" "Or was it Grandi that stole it?" " You been talkin' to Vargas, huh?" " Then you took it from Grandi?" "You've been gettin' kind of chummy, you and that Mexican." "Does that explain that thing you're carryin' around now?" "What's it called?" "That thing you're wearin'?" " What I'm wearing?" " Sure." " That halo." " Halo?" "Looks real pretty on you, Pete." "Pretty soon you'll be flapping' your wings like an angel." "Look out." "Vargas'll turn you into one of these here starry-eyed idealists." "They're the ones makin' all the real trouble in the world." "Be careful." "They're worse than crooks." "You can always do somethin' with a crook." " You're the one that should be careful, Hank, dealing with crooks." " Huh?" "What?" "Sometimes you can turn into a crook yourself." "Look what happened with Grandi." "Partner, nobody ever called me a crook." "Look." "Look up there." "See?" "That oil pump?" "Pumpin'up money." "Money." "Don't you think I could've been rich?" " A cop in my position?" "What do I have?" " Tell me about Grandi, Hank." "After 30 years... my little turkey ranch." "That's all I got." "A couple acres." "We gotta talk about Grandi." "An honest cop..." "then this Mexican comes along, and look at the spot he puts me in!" " You can't blame Vargas for what happened to Grandi." " I blame Vargas for everything." " Hank, don't be crazy." "If it wasn't for him, do you think I'd be in a situation... where Grandi could blackmail me?" " Then I had to defend myself..." " Defend yourself?" "Hank, you must be crazy." " Sure, I'm crazy." " Defend yourself?" "Hank!" " You murdered Grandi." " I left my cane by his body." "That was sure crazy." "All right." "Let's start in the beginning." " What about Vargas' gun?" " I was talking about my cane." " The gun!" "The gun you stole from his briefcase." " I forgot it." "Gun?" " Vargas'gun!" " Vargas, Vargas, Vargas!" "All you want to talk about is Vargas!" "You took the gun from his briefcase, but you didn't use it." " Grandi was trying..." " Grandi was a crook." " You're a killer, Hank." " Partner," " I'm a cop." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Drunk and crazy as you must've been when you strangled him." "I guess you were somehow thinking of your wife... the way she was strangled." "Oh, I'm... always thinking of her, drunk or sober." "What else is there to think about, except my job:" "my dirty job!" "You didn't have to make it dirty." "I don't call it dirty." "Look at the record." " Our record, partner." "Huh?" " Sure, sure, sure." "Well?" "All those... convictions." "Convictions, sure." "How many did you frame?" " Nobody." " Come on, Hank." "How many did you frame?" "I told you." "Nobody." "Nobody that wasn't guilty." "Guilty." "Guilty." "Every last one of'em." "Guilty." "All these years you've been playing me for a sucker," " Faking evidence." " Aiding justice, partner." " Yeah, like the ax in the Berger case." " Right." "Remember that?" "I was the one that found the ax, just where you planted it for me to find." "Just like the dynamite with Sanchez." "Just like you planted that dynamite!" "Don't you think Sanchez is guilty?" "He's guilty." "He'll confess." "Hey!" "Listen to that." " Hank, I got to have to tell." " Hear that?" " Hear what?" " Like an echo." "Vargas." "I've got a feeling he's someplace around here." "Close to me." " I got a hunch." " Why Vargas?" "W-W-Why should he..." "You sound kind of nervous, Pete." "No, my game leg... is startin' to talk to me." "Vargas." "Maybe he's tailing' me with a bug." "Recordin'..." "Hey!" "Are you carryin' a bug for him?" "A microphone?" " Hank, I..." " Don't lie to me!" " All right, now." "You better give me that gun." " Where is he?" " Where is he?" " How did you figure to frame Vargas with it?" "Framed?" "Who's been framed?" "Where is he?" "Vargas?" " Where is he?" " Hank, look, I..." "I'm talking to Vargas now." "Vargas?" "Can you hear me?" "I'm talkin' to you through this-this walkin' microphone that used to work for me." " No, I ain't workin' for Vargas." "I'm working for the department." " Vargas!" "Vargas!" " Better give me Vargas' gun." "Give it to me." " Okay, here it is." "Vargas!" "Well, Captain," "I'm afraid this is finally something you can't talk your way out of." "You want to bet?" "You killed him, Vargas." "Come on, now." "Give me my gun back." "You don't understand me." "You killed Pete." "The bullet is from your gun." "You think anyone would believe that?" "They always believe me." "Anyway, they'd never believe I killed him." " The gun." " You're resisting arrest." "How could you arrest me here?" "This is my country." "And this is where you're gonna die." "That was no miss, Vargas!" "That was just to turn you around." "I don't wanna shoot you in the back... unless you'd rather..." "try to run for it." "Schwartz!" "Is she there?" " Did you bring my wife?" " She's in the car." "That's Menzies." "He's dead." "Quinlan's been shot too." "He's lying by the recorder down there." "I've got it all on tape." " You sure you got enough?" " More than enough." "Play it back." "You'll see." " Susie!" " Mike!" "All these years you've been playing me for a sucker," " faking evidence." " Aiding justice, partner." "Hank!" " Susie." " Oh, Mike." "It's all over, Susie." "I'm taking you home." "Home." "How many did you frame?" "Nobody that wasn't guilty." "Guilty." " Hank!" " No, I ain't workin'for Vargas!" " Vargas!" "Vargas!" " You better give me that gun." " Okay, here it is." " Give it to me!" "Vargas!" "Pete... that's the second bullet I..." "I stopped for you." "His famous intuition was right after all." "He framed Sanchez." "But he didn't even need to." "The kid confessed about that bomb." "So, it turns out Quinlan was right after all." " Isn't somebody going to come and take him away?" " Yeah, in just a few minutes." "You really liked him, didn't you?" "The cop did." "The one who killed him." "He loved him." "Well, Hank was a great detective, all right." " And a lousy cop." " Is that all you have to say for him?" "He was some kind of a man." "What does it matter what you say about people?" "Good-bye, Tana."

"Excuse me" "Yes?" "I'd like to return my book of registration" "Aren't you going to appeal?" "This is your last year" ""No, expelled is expelled"" "Ten pages are missing" ""I tore them out, they concerned the" exams during the last two semesters" "What country are you going to?" "Canada" "To your family?" ""No, acquaintances"" "This is your passport" "But if you want to take the child with "you, you'll need the mother's consent"" ""I know, I just wanted to check" whether the passport's ready" "It is" "I think I'd better collect my own passport and provide that consent the next time" "You'll get the passport straight away then" "Ania!" "Ania!" "Ania!" "Go away" "Ania dear..." "Get out of here" "Mother..." "You don't know how to hush her Get out!" ""Ania baby, it's all right, Ania"" "What happened?" "Dreamt of wolves?" "Hasn't Mummy told you there aren't any wolves?" "Ania..." "There aren't "It's all right now, isn't it?"" "It's all right "Now you're going to sleep, O.K.?"" "My dearest little one" "Dad..." "I can't stand it" ""There, there, Majka"" ""You used to cry like this, too," when you were a baby" "But why does she tell her about wolves?" "I believe you're to be up early" ""There, there..."" "Listen" "Ania" "Ania" ""You're free, Princess"" "How did that magic spell go?" ""Do you remember, children?"" "Abrakadabra..." "May the cave open!" "You're all invited to the wedding party!" ""Are we hiding, Majka?"" ""No, we're running away"" "Shall we play a trick on Mummy?" "I have no coat" "I've brought it with me" "Madam?" "A child's disappeared" "My daughter..." ""Christ, don't you understand?" My child's gone..." "Ania" "Shall we have a ride?" "On what?" "Look" "Have you kidnapped me?" "What?" "You've kidnapped me Like in that book" ""You're a big girl now, aren't you?"" "Mummy says I am" "Exactly" "Now look at me..." ""You see,"" "Mummy isn't your mother" "And I have no mother at all?" ""Oh yes, you have"" "Your real mother" ""You see, I am your mother"" ""Yes, we have"" ""Even two..." "Yes, two tents" and two mattresses" "Majka went to the Bleszczady Mountain An excursion from the University" ""Phone next week, O.K.?" "I believe" someone's just entered the flat" "Ania?" "Ania..." "Ewa?" "Ewa..." "You..." "It's Ania..." "She disappeared" "What is it?" ""I must go to the toilet, Majka"" ""All right, go" I'll be on the look out" "Is it her?" ""Yes, she's rather excited" That's why she has to pee" "What do you want?" "May we come in?" "What do you want?" "I took her with me and ran away from home" ""You ran away, and?"" "Hi" "Hi" "A lot has changed" "So it has We haven't seen each other for" ""Father died, three years ago"" "And you?" """Teddy bear maker""" "I made teddy bears" "What happened to your former plans?" ""The University, the things you wrote?"" "I gave it up" "What about this?" "What anything to eat?" "Or maybe some tea?" "She's asleep" "Perhaps I'd better take her to bed?" ""No, she's happy" Just look at her" "Do you still remember me?" "No" "I paid a lot for it But it's all right now" "Do they know?" "No" "I picked her up at the theatre" "Mother was running about like crazy Stumbled against a step" "Nearly fell down the stairs" "Why are you speaking of her like this?" "You should be glad to hear it?" "It started some time ago I think I hate her" ""You haven't changed, or maybe" there are just the two extreme" "Just the two" ""For today, the situation is that I took" "Ania with me, I won't give her back"" "I first thought about it some three or four years ago" "I'm not a good girl in a drak-blue skirt anymore" "The girl who fell in love with her Polish teacher... just because what he said was different" "You still have lots of chances" "You haven't stolen anything or killed anybody" "Is it possible to steal your own property?" "I don't know" "I guess not" "This means I haven't stolen anything" "That's a fact" ""Yeah, and as for killing"" ""Yes, I think I could kill her"" "It isn't much that you know about your mother" "I've only just learned quite recently" "What?" "Why she's like that" ""After I was born,"" "she could have no more children This means it was because of me in a way" "But she always wanted children I know that" ""And then, when Ania was born" "You see, this does explain a thing or two"" ""There was another person, too" "who agreed to that arrangement, you"" "I was only sixteen then" "Jeanne d'Arc hadn't been much older" "You said that before" "They said they meant well I should finish school and so on" "It's only now that I know they were really after the baby" ""And there was that scandal at school, too" "She was the headmistress,"" ""I was a young teacher, and you went" to that same school" "But you mattered most" "The moment you ought to have said you wanted "that baby to be ours, you said nothing"" "I couldn't" "You couldn't?" ""You were involved, too"" ""Mother said, "If you don't want" "trouble for seducing a minor,"" "if you want still to be a teacher" ""...keep quiet" Am I right?" "Is that what she told you?" "I overheard her say that to Father "It's just like her, you knew she'd do it"" "She said it to your father?" "Yes" "Was she lying?" "To be frank..." "I never though this could be arranged like that in Poland:" "That your own child is officially registered as somebody else's..." "Of course it can be arranged" "All it takes is a doctor you know He did not know what he was doing" "I usually take a nap in the afternoon An hour or so" ""O.K., take it"" "There's no reason why you should change your routine" "Now I think it's good she agreed then" ""This way, I have my peace"" "Yes" "And I won't trouble you too long" "Are you going away?" ""Yes, I'm making an excursion" "to Romania, in summer"" ""Let me see your passport, it's a long" since I've seen such a document" "Here" "What's this?" "A certificate stating that I gave birth to a baby six years ago" "What about your mother?" "Is she willing to give you the girl back?" "Mother?" ""Yes, mother"" "She'll have to" "You'd never believe it" "I never knew she could be so tender and loving" "She never gave that to me" "Let me tell you something" "Something that I should never tell to anybody" "When Ania was still a baby "about six months old, she was..."" "I returned from a holiday camp ...somewhat earlier than planned They always send me to such camps then" ""Well, I came back..."" "I saw Mother feeding Ania" ""So what?" "It's normal, isn't it?"" ""No, she was breast-feeding"" "Why..." "She had no" ""But she gave suck to Ania," and Ania sucked" "She won't let you go now" "What happened?" ""Nothing, I just cut my finger"" "It won't hurt anymore" ""Go to sleep no, Ania" "Sleep, my baby..."" "I'm going out Take care of Ania" "What do you want to do?" "Annoy Mum just a little I'm going to the telephone booth" ""No, wait"" ""Here, use this"" ""Oh no, not from your place" They certainly notified the police" "Your phone might be tapped I'll phone from the booth" "Want me to go with you?" "The booth is at the station" "Are you going to leave Ania all along?" "Want me to read you a story?" "About... your mother and" "...your grandmother" ""The Italian film"" "...mother and daughter" "...some scenes that ...I can touch" "...around me" "Hush..." "Got the bears?" "Yes" "Who's this?" "My daughter" "Don't come here a day or two I might be in trouble" "Because of her?" "Dad?" "I have her with me" "What are you planning to do?" "Let me speak to Mother" "Tell me" ""You can't help me, Dad"" "Mother cried all the time" "She's taken a pill or something and I believe she's asleep now" "Who is it?" "I have her with me" ""Oh God, she's with you..."" "Have you notified the police?" ""Yes, but it doesn't matter" Where are you?" ""Call it off, tell them you" "found her, that's for one thing"" "Of course I will Where are you?" "We're coming to you" "Stefan" ""Well, where are you?" We'll be there in no time" ""We're somewhere, I won't tell you where" You've got to change everything" "What?" "What do you want me to change?" "Everything Ania's got to be mine" "She can't" "She has to" "But nobody knows anything" "So what?" "I'll tell them all I can prove it" "You can prove nothing" ""Ania's mine, she's registered" as my daughter" "Only Jadwiga know you're actually "Ania's mother, but Jadwiga won't tell"" "Where are you?" ""Father know, too"" ""Father know nothing, nothing at all"" "And Wojtek" "Don't count on Wojtek I'll tell you about it when I'm retired" "Now listen to me You stole my baby" "You stole my baby and my motherhood..." "My love..." "You stole myself" "Everything..." "You have two hours time to decide what "to do, then I'll tell you what I want"" "Where's Majka?" "She had to go out She'll be back soon" "What woke you up?" "I often wake up like this" "Majka says I have no mother" "You must have got her wrong Of course you have a mother" "And a father?" ""You have the father, too"" "Majka says you are my..." "Aren't you sleepy anymore?" "Want me to show you how Teddy bears are made?" "Yes" ""I say, did you know she was" going to kidnap Ania?" "No" "I haven't got any spot" ""Oh, but you have... here"" "And here..." ""Ah, that's right..." "Great"" "Are you a wizard?" "Yes" "No" "Yes" "I once was a wizard" ""A great one, and" very very wicked" "Wicked?" "Know any more tricks?" "Sure" "Show me" "Why are you up?" "She woke up" "Majka..." "He says he's a wizard" "You were to call me Mummy" ""Say Mummy, please"" ""No, Mummy"" ""Please, Ania"" ""Say Mummy, Mummy"" "Do you hear?" "Please call you mummy Mummy" "Please" "Please call me Mummy" "Do you hear?" "Who?" ""Ah yes, now I know"" "It's all right..." "No" "I have no idea I haven't seen her six years long" "All right" "They're looking for you" "I know" "He know nothing He was asleep" "We woke quite a lot of people up" "They won't kill them" "We know nothing about our own child" ""About her friends," where she might be now" "We lost her" "I never thought she might do this to Ania" "She loves Ania" "You've got to give her back" "I can't" "Majka was always your little daughter" "Ania was mine" "Majka couldn't have been your little daughter" "You always exacted too much of her You wanted she can't cope with it" "She knew she had to become worthy of your love" "And that day when you saw her in the bathroom" "With the traces of bandage across "her belly, she was six months gone then"" "You started streaming" "I knew that was the end" "She didn't say anything" "Now don't tell me the history "of our family, I know it"" "But you think Majka doesn't She does all right" ""I say, Stefan"" "She wants to take Ania away forever" "To take her far away..." ""If you know what I mean," "Far, far away..."" "Once and for all" "Where to?" "Canada" "She got an invitation" "A fictitious one" "I thought perhaps it was all "for the better, let her go..."" "Let us stay here with the little one" "Let her go and never come back" "But she's thought it all out They're both going" "Do you hear?" "We'll lose both of them" "We've got to find them" "Go some place!" "Where to?" "You used to have such a lot of friends" ""Yeah, I don't have them anymore"" "Grzegorz" "Phone Grzegorz..." ""I beg you, Stefan"" ""Wake up, Ania"" "It's all right" "It's all right now Can you sleep?" "It's all right" ""All right, now"" "She screams nearly every night It's been going like this for years" ""She dreams of something, but she's" never told us about her dream" "I wonder that she might be afraid of" "Of the future" "If you're planning to take her away..." "Where to?" "Anywhere..." "Far away..." ""Well, she won't stand it:"" ""Your shouting at her, knocking her" "about, your hysterics"" "She's too sensitive" "You seem to have taken scare?" ""No, you can stay here" as long as you like" "No" "You're going to ruin your own child" ""She's your child, too"" "You should go back home" "I see" "She needs a normal home" ""Her own toys, her bed, milk" at supper... don't you see?" ""Yes, I see..."" "What do you see?" "That she needs a home" "You're right" "A fellow I know has a car He delivers the Teddy bears" "You'll be back in Warsaw before it dawns" ""All right, go get him"" "But you can live here I'll move away" ""No, you're right" Go get that car" ""Wake up, Ania" We're going away" ""Get up, and put our clothes on"" "Where's Wojtek?" "Wojtek doesn't want us" "But he said to give you this Teddy bear" "Have I woken you up?" "I'm sorry It doesn't make any sense" ""But it's Ewa, you know her"" "She kissed my hand to make me come to you" "Yes?" "I'm afraid All of this is..." "There isn't much I can do" "I might try and announce it ...on TV tomorrow" "And if she hasn't collected her "passport yet, we could stop it"" "I'm really sorry" "I hope I haven't roused the kids?" ""No, they're asleep"" "I feared this might happen She's away" "What shall we do?" ""Well, two hours have passed"" ""Yes, two and a half actually"" "Now listen to me" "You're bringing Ania back Father will sell the car and his organ" "You'll buy a flat for yourself" "You'll see Ania whenever you'll like..." ""You'll take her with you on all Sundays," to the cinema or no matter where" "Ania will be mine and yours" ""After my death," she'll be yours only" "Want anything else?" ""Yes, your authenticated consent to" Ania's going abroad... to Canada" "I need it for tomorrow" "Do you understand?" "Majka..." "Please..." "I can't" ""In that case," you won't ever see us again" "Ania's asleep in my arms now" "And I don't care" "This night I understood..." "I only have her and nobody else in the world" ""I'm counting five, if you don't say yes" "you can say good-bye to us, forever"" ""one, two..."" ""three, four, five..."" ""Majka, I agree!"" "Yes!" "I agree!" "Majka?" ""Come back, Majka"" ""It's me, Wojtek"" "Who?" "Wojtek" "Yes" "You lied to us before" ""Yes, I did"" "Is she there?" "She was" "She ran away taking the girl with her" "Where is she?" "She said she didn't care anymore" "She couldn't have gone too far I'll start looking for her..." "To the left of the track You check it to the right" "Near your place?" ""Yes, the neighborhood of Josefow"" "Want to pretend the sticks are boats?" "Yes" ""Kiss me, Ania"" "Give me a hearty kiss" "Do you love me?" "Yes..." "Nothing?" "Nothing" "I'm afraid..." "We did it all wrong" "Let's check the railway stations" "It's too early for the first train Today is Sunday" ""Our family brings you bad luck," Wojtek dear" "I'll drive that forest road to Otwock..." "Go now" "When does the train leave?" "Where to?" "Anywhere" "In two hours It's Sunday" "A husband?" ""You've run away from your husband," eh?" "From everything" "Come on in" ""It's warm inside, I've got a blanket" You can get some sleep" "Have you seen a girl with a child?" "Have you?" ""A young girl, wears glasses..."" "Had a big bag on her shoulder" "And the child is a girl of six" ""Yes, she was here" But she went away some two hours ago" "Where did she go?" ""No idea, she asked about the road" I don't know" "Ania..." "Mummy!" "Ania baby..." "My dear little girl" ""My darling, my baby..."" "Majka!" "Majka baby!"

"Marvellous salad." "Marvellous." "May I have a bit more, please?" " Yes, sir." " Oh, me too." "Count me in." "It is divine." " Tell Sissie everything is excellent." " She'll be pleased." "And I'll have a little fraction more of that wonderful salad." "Yes, ma'am." "Is it ready?" " It needs more oregano." " I put a lot in." "Well, just a touch more." " Where did you get this?" " Out of your bag." "That's not my bag." "That's the waiter's bag." "Four more salads for four very hungry people who" " What's wrong, Mavis?" " Harry, what is this?" "That's personal." "What is it?" " It ain't oregano." " Oh, my God!" " You put this in the veal?" " And the soup." " No!" " And the salad." "Lord have mercy!" "Grass!" "My grass!" "Jesus!" "You cooked half my stash!" "Excuse me, dear." "May I talk with you for a minute?" " Up your kazoo!" " Up my...." "Wait." "I'm not trying to be a pest." "I know you're an actress." " Who are you?" " Skip Donahue." "I'm a playwright." "I saw you do a scene from Romeo and Juliet." "You were wonderful." "I'm not just saying it to be kind." "You were lovely." "Get out of my way or I'll kick you in the nuts." "Kick in the nuts!" "You're fantastic." "The way you can switch characters." "The difference between this and Juliet is fabulous." "I know you're not wearing anything under that coat." " What?" " I also know you're a shoplifter." " Part-time." " Are you some kind of loony tune?" "No." "I'm the store detective here." "Part-time." "Mrs. R.H. was my best customer too." "Well, I was James' best customer." "He sold me this African gungi '65." "Do you know what you've done?" "For a little of this, my girlfriend was gonna let me have her and two of her girlfriends." "She'll ruin me when she finds out!" " Maybe she'll think it's the wine." " The wine?" "There's no wine in the world that-- Smell that." "This is '65 African gungi from the motherland." "Understand?" "It's been soaked in the earth back home." "This is mean!" "One joint of this put Southern California to sleep back in '65." "There was a revolution in '65." "We missed it because of this." "This is bad!" "And you went and spread it over everything." "I hope you had fun, because I ain't gonna." "I saw you pretend to steal that dress." "You even looked guilty." "You're a wonderful actress." "But you didn't know I also saw you take off the dress and throw it in the trash bin." "Let me get this right shithead!" "You kill me." " You think I was a terrific Juliet" " You were!" "Thanks." "And you think that I stole a dress, and then threw it away!" " Right!" " You think I have nothing on under this?" "I know that you don't." " More wine, sir?" " What is this stuff?" " Domestic '65." "Hot, isn't it?" " Was that a good year?" " The best ever." " It's a bitch." " What did you say?" " I didn't say nothing, ma'am." " I'm feeling something very strange." " That's my leg." "Oh, that's all right." "Hit him again, Harry." "Yes, ma'am." "Hitting you again, Father." "You know, I've never felt like this before." "You know, I'm...." "I'm...." "Horny?" " Yes?" " Which reminds me." "There's something I always wanted to ask someone like you." "Do you get much?" "Not too often." "Just an occasional glass at dinner." "That's not what she meant." " Harry." " Yes, yes, yes." "The most wonderful thing just happened." "Me too." "She's bad, ain't she?" "What are you laughing for?" "Harry, I got fired today." " I got fired too." " What do you mean?" " I got fired." " You got fired?" "Today?" "This afternoon?" " Yep." " Between 3:30 and 4?" "Yeah, about that." "What happened?" "I win a prize?" "Harry." "This is fantastic!" " Any deaths we can celebrate too?" " Don't you know what I'm saying?" " Skip." " Hi, Nancy." " How you doing, honey?" " How you doing, Nancy?" " I'm sitting back there." " Nancy, hello." " Okay." " Harry" " You don't introduce me?" " She's not for you." " What do you mean?" " Nancy is a fascinating girl." " Yeah." "She may be the single hottest girl on the East Side." "But when you wake up, you'll find she's not very serious." "Neither am I." "Harry, listen to me." "For the first time in our lives, we're free." "Yeah, free to walk in the cold." "To be ridiculed." "I don't mean that." "I mean we're free to get out of this city." "It's driving me buggy." "What are you trying to pull?" "I gave you a $10 bill." "Think I'm crazy?" "And it's 8:50 on the clock." "Okay?" " You gave me a buck, not 10." " Bullshit!" "I gave you a 10!" " Why are you trying to steal from me?" " Get lost, Chico." "See what this city does to people?" "They need room to breathe." "They need love, affection!" "The little guy needs money." "The big guy needs a two-by-four to his head." "All they need is someone to talk to them gently, with compassion." " That's all they need." " Are you serious?" "Huh?" "I'm serious." "That's what I don't like about this city." " You're a saint." " Why make fun of me?" "You ought to go over there." "They're gentlemen, they'll understand." "Because you convinced me." "Go on over there, tell them what you told me." "Go on over there." " Okay." " Skip, what are you--?" "Skip!" "Skip, don't go over there, man." " Skip." " Oh, hi, Lana." "Call me." "Excuse me." "Hold on one second, fellas." "Listen, I know this is a delicate situation." "But let's talk a little sense." "Do you really want to hurt this man?" "No, no, not at all." "Do you want more than what you're due?" " No." " Then we're halfway home." "Can we work this out in a civilized manner?" "It's okay with me." "By the way, sir, what is your name?" "Alex." "Alex." "And you, sir?" " My name is Chico." " Chico." "Alex, may I present Chico." "Chico, this is Alex." "How do you do?" "Wallet." "Wallet." "Okay." "Okay." " Here." "Here." " Hey, thanks, sir." " Does this include the tip?" " Yes." "Have it all." "Okay?" "Thanks a lot." "I'll leave you." "You seem to have a friendship starting." " Have a nice evening." " Thank you." " So long, fellas." " So long." "Take care." "No, no, don't." "That" " Well?" " What if you got hurt, huh?" "Did you think about that?" "Do you see what can be accomplished if you get people to make real contact?" "The little man had the contact." "He got his point across." "Harry, I don't like it here anymore." "I want to get out." "Let's go where there's some sunshine." "Where there's human feelings." "Tenderness and kindness." " Where the noise is not so loud." " You wanna leave New York?" "Broadway?" "You love New York?" "I got a callback on a play." "I'm an actor." "I'm going to stay." "Harry, you made $35 last year as an actor." " How much you make as a playwright?" " Nothing." "That's why I want to get out of here." "Let's go." "We can head out West." "We could grab odd jobs on the way." "Build up a nest egg." "And then head for Hollywood." "That's the place for us." "Picture it." "Harry and Skip in the Sunbelt." "In the Sunbelt, you just smile and they pour money out on you." "And the women." "Oh, God, the women." "Natural, robust, open, carefree uninhibited, healthy." " Talk some more." " Okay." " You can talk shit." " Okay, picture this." "You and me, and two girls." "Romping through the desert." "Splashing into the ocean." "And the moonlight is out." "We glimpse their bodies when the moonlight hits their breasts." "We watch those breasts bounce gently to and fro." " In the sand?" " After the water, we go in the sand." " We have a blanket." " You serious?" " That's what I'm trying to say." " Let's go!" "Okay!" "California, here I come!" "Harry, what's the matter?" " 150 bucks?" " 150?" "That'll put a dent in our bankroll." "Don't worry." "Jobs shouldn't be hard to find here." "I think this is too much, though." "I have a good feeling about this town." "I think this is gonna be our lucky town." "Give me the 5 back, please." "Merry Christmas." " How did you do on the job front?" " I drew a blank." "Well, I have one possibility." "It's nothing ideal." "But it's a start." "Harry, I have something very important to tell you." "I love this place!" "I'm thrilled here, Harry." "I'm telling you, I am...." "I'm thrilled." " I'm thrilled for you." " You can taste the atmosphere." "Do you know what this will do for my writing?" "See those two guys?" "The Sunbelt's history is written on their faces." " They'll bring your hat to you." " Don't worry." "I'd love to talk with those fellows." "I want to try and capture their rhythm." " It won't take you long." "Skip" " I'll be right back." "Jesus Christ, goddamn!" "Skip!" "Hi." "Hi, fellas." "Hello." "Hi." "How are you?" "I'm Skip Donahue." "I'm from back East." "Me and my buddy-- My buddy and I just rolled into town." "We were wondering, what is the job situation like around here?" "Wow!" "That surprised me." "Do you mind if I try it?" "Okay." "Skip!" "Excuse me, gentlemen, I just want to speak to my friend." " What?" " Socializing with them is hazardous." " They're nice guys." " They'll take your head off." " Tell me about the job opportunity." " It's in banking." " We don't know about banking." " We don't have to." "I've sold the manager on a new promotion idea." "Oh, you'll save money Knock on wood" "When you do what A good woodpecker should" "Save for a horse Or a brand-new ranch" "When you flock to the Glenboro Savings branch" "You can feather your nest With frills" "Fill your garage With Coup de Villes" "Just relax if you have a big bill" "Are you really a woodpecker?" "No, I'm just a man pretending to be a woodpecker." "That's a real woodpecker." "Be a smart bird too" "You little pecker, you" "You gotta admit, for an interim gig, this really wasn't bad." "Oh, you'll save money Knock on wood" "You'll save money Knock on wood" "When you do what A good woodpecker should" "Save for a horse Or a brand-new ranch" "When you flock to the Glenboro Savings" "Get down on the floor." "Stay where you are and nobody gets hurt." " Looks like trouble." " What happened?" " Let's not find out." " It might be important." "Skip!" "Would you mind looking at some mug shots?" "Maybe you can identify those guys." " There they are!" "The New Yorkers!" " Can we help?" "Is that your van?" " No, sir." "It doesn't belong to me." " Yes, sir." "What are you doing?" " This is my first frisk." " Why are you searching me?" " I hope you're enjoying this shit." " What are you doing?" "Welcome to the desert." "But I don't see no naked women." "I shouldn't have listened to you." " Grandma was right." "Shit for brains!" " Me?" "No, me!" " What are you doing?" " Getting bad." "You better get bad." "If you ain't, you'll get fucked." "You bad, they don't mess with you." " Hey, home, get down." " Hey." "You a little too bad, ain't you?" "Yeah." "Do some of these." "That's right, that's right, we bad." "That's right." "We don't want no shit, either." "That's right." "Darn right." "We don't want no shit, you understand?" "We don't take too much shit." "We take a little, but no monster shit." "Damn right!" " That's right." "Say, "No shit."" " No shit!" "That's right, no shit." "No." "Try it again." " We don't take no shit." " No shit." "No shit." " And we ain't shitting." " You better believe it, baby." "What the hell's wrong with him?" "Oh, shit." "Skip?" "Skip, come on, man." "Come on." "Carry me back to old Virginia, Lord." "Did you get it?" "Oh." "There it is." "Right on the end of your nose." "Sinsemilla!" "Oh, shit!" "Give him a light." " Give me a light." " He wants a light." "Right on." "The man wants a light." "A light." "It doesn't...." "Don't...." "Just doesn't...." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." " Short-ass son of a bitch, ain't you?" " Oh, I'm a short son of a bitch." "My father was a short son of a bitch too." "My mother was shorter than him." "And my brother was real short, and we couldn't even see him." "He was short." " What's the charge?" " I'm innocent." " Ain't we all." " Bank robbery." " Oh, shit!" " Oh, shit!" "You can kiss the baby." "Kiss the baby?" "What baby is that, sir?" "Ask your lawyer." "Kiss the baby?" " Hi." " Hi." " I'm Slowpoke." " Hi." "Slowpoke, this is Harry." "This state gives long sentences, especially for bank robbing." "Don't wet your pants." "They have a liberal good-time program." "If the bottom drops out from under you that's one bright spot to look forward to." " Okay." "Okay." " What is he talking about?" " What did he say?" " I don't know what he said." "He said if the bottom falls out." "This filthy, roach-ridden reality is inspiring." "What did that cop say when he grabbed your throat?" " I don't fucking believe you!" " "I don't fucking believe you."" " Fabulous!" " You don't get it." "Think this is The Count of Monte Cristo?" "This is the real deal." "We're in deep shit." "You and I are innocent." "You know that." "I know that." "The two guys who really pulled that bank job know it too." "But the cops don't know it!" "Donahue." "Monroe." " I am entitled to a private interview." " Forget it." " Are you here for us?" " I believe so." "I'm Skip Donahue." "This is my buddy, Harry Monroe." " I'm Len Garber, your lawyer." " It's a pleasure to see you." "Call my girlfriend, Cindy Laurence." "They won't let me." " It's important to him." " I will." " Say we're at our cousins." " There's been a misunderstanding." "I am more or less familiar with the case." "You know we're innocent?" "Can't you just cut through all this garbage?" "This isn't funny." "Do they know I hate confinement?" "They don't care." "I can only shower them with motions." "I've filed two." " Only two?" " How about a dozen on me?" "We're dealing with robbery and assault." "You might as well have burned the Pentagon!" "Will the defendants rise?" "Considering the arguments presented by both counsel and after deliberation I find the defendants guilty as charged." "Do you wish to waive the right to a pre-sentence hearing?" " No." " Yes, Your Honour." "Considering the ruthless nature of this crime and the bleak prospects for rehabilitation I hereby sentence you to serve 125 years in the custody of the commissioner of the Department of Corrections." "Wait." "No, no, no, wait." "No, no, sit." "Sit." "We didn't do it." "There's a misunderstanding." " Right." " We didn't do it." " Our lawyer told us to come up" " I know I didn't." "He's joking." "He means we didn't do it." "We didn't do it." " Have you got the right case?" " This is Monroe and Donahue." " Harry Monroe." "Look under there." " Sir." " A tall, black man" " Sir, we didn't" "How much does that mean in actual time?" " Thirty years, tops." " I'll be a dead old man." " Thirty years." " I don't want to do one." "I don't even want to do 100." "I can't...." "I'm gonna kill this mother." " I'm mad about what happened." " It's not the end of the world." " What do we do?" " Start your sentence." "I'll appeal." " A hundred and twenty-five years!" " Stop it!" "It's only 30 years." "Can you get your staff to track down those guys who really pulled it off?" "It's a one-man show." "My cousin is visiting from Massachusetts." "She's a terrific social worker." "Bright." "Oh, 125 years." "I won't have grandchildren!" "Thanks." "It's chilling." "It's frighteningly real." "It's almost surreal." "Will you shut up until we get out of this mess you got us into?" "Let's go." "And no slow bucking." " Sir, how come--?" " Shut up, asshole, and move out!" "This is from the Middle Ages." "How do they expect you to move?" "I bet this whole thing is illegal." " Sir, wasn't this whole contraption--?" " Keep moving, turkey!" "Get up." "Get up!" "You're gonna have to learn the hard way, fella." "I was right." "This is illegal and he knows it." "Jesus!" "The man ain't never gonna learn." "Maybe after they hit him a few times." "Just get into the flow of it." "Don't fight the metal." "I'm not." "It's fighting me." " What you up for, Sweetpants?" " We're innocent." "I swear we are." "My name ain't no goddamn "Sweetpants."" "Holy shit!" " I have the swing of it now." "Thanks." " Sure." " I'm Skip Donahue." " Jesus Ramirez." "Nice to meet you." "Why are you here?" "I've been here seven years, away from my beautiful Teresa." "I was in court on an appeal hearing." "Lost again." "They accused me of robbing several banks." "I was drunk, but I'm positive I only robbed one bank." "You?" "My friend and I were doing a song and dance act." "Must have been pretty bad." "Excuse me." "I'm not very good at these written tests." "I think you'll get much more of my original flavour in an oral exam" "You know, I'm just about to lose my patience with you." " I was trying to explain" " Keep writing, shitface!" "Two pears, three apples...." "Listen." "A kid tried that on me once at Camp Minikani in Vermont." "I hit him so hard his braces ripped his whole upper lip." "His mother had to come get him in the middle of the season." " What do they put in the dollhouses?" " Guess." " Us?" " Yes." "You got it on the first try." " Harry." " What?" " We're in prison." " Welcome to the real world!" "And not a minute too soon, I might add." "Now, brace up." "Be strong." " Harry." " What?" "I don't think I'm going to make it." "Hang on, man." "Don't mess up." "Just think about our appeal." "Skip, please." "Excuse me." "Could I please--?" "Wait a minute, I'm not a troublemaker." "Skip." "Skip!" "Okay, no more hitting." "Did you hear what I said?" "No more hitting." "Turn around." "Wanna stay late tonight?" "Turn around." "Let's get out of here!" "Come on, Silver!" "Harry, I'm freaking." "Giddyap!" "So long, suckers!" "Hey, Harry, he thinks he's a horse." "Help me!" "Harry!" "Don't hit him!" "Please, he's sick." "He's having a fit." "He don't have his fit pills." " He's got them, honest." "Vietnam...." " Harry, help me, Harry!" " Skip!" " Help!" "Oh, shit, Skip." "It's okay." "It's okay." "You did it." "You did it." " He's okay now." " I'm okay now." "It's out of my system." " You okay?" " Yep." " He's okay." " I'm 100 percent." "Please, just this once." "I mean, it's okay." "Pretend it's okay." "Okay." " He's okay, see?" " Yeah, we're okay." " Okay?" " Yeah." "For God's sake!" "You're gonna get us in trouble." " Harry, it's all right." " I can't take it!" "Mama!" " Come here." " Mama!" "Take your pill." "Three seconds, it's over." "One thousand one." "One thousand two." "One thousand three." "Finished!" "Finished!" "What did I tell you?" "Okay, let's go." "Back in line." "Here we go." "Thanks very much." " Okay!" "Here we go." "What's next?" " This way." "I'd like spareribs, French fries and a big old juicy cheeseburger on the side with a chocolate malt!" "Thanks." "I can get you things, like a cheeseburger." "I don't want you to get me no cheeseburger." " I'll wash your socks." " Don't wash my socks." "You leave my socks alone, man." "Stay out of my face." "These are delicious." "Aren't you amazed at the quality of these vegetables?" "In a prison?" "I'm amazed at what's crawling in our soup." " What are you talking about?" " Little creatures." " Where?" " There." "What's his story?" "Why does he get a separate table?" "That's Grossberger." "The biggest killer in the history of the Southwest." "He killed his whole family and all his relatives in one weekend." "Then he killed some people who reminded him of them." " He here for rehabilitation?" " He threw the chaplain through a wall burned down the factory." "But he hasn't killed anyone here." "I wouldn't sit with him, and I killed my stepdaddy." "I wonder what triggered all that violence." "He seems so gentle." "I see what it is." "Nobody has ever just sat down and honestly talked with that man." " Poor kid." " The man's not ready for an interview." "Hello." "I'll wait till after he's had a little nap." "Do you mind?" "Why did you kill your stepfather anyway?" "Criticizing my new fur jacket." "And slapping my hand." " What should we do with him, Jack?" " How late was he?" "A week." "You snort up all that nice blow and then you forget about paying." "Teach him to be punctual." " What was that all about?" " That's Jack Graham." "You don't mess with him." " A guard can yank you out like that?" " He's an inmate like you and me." "He runs the cellblock." "Dope, whiskey, a woman." "He can get you anything you want." "And he can get you killed." "Well, I don't want anything from him." "That's Blade." "He runs the Third World side of cellblock two." "Before Grossberger, he held the axe-murder record in the Southwest." "It's hard to be the best." "He's gonna give me the cheeseburger." "How do you like it?" "I don't want a cheeseburger." "I'm watching my weight." " Don't worry." " Getting fat." " I'll protect you." "I make him uneasy." " I wonder why." "Hi." "I'm going." "Skip, my friend." "Excuse me, would you?" " I'll come with you." " Oh, shit." "I'm a little nervous." "Did you sleep any better last night?" "A little between nightmares." "The walls close in on me." "I know." "I have it on the list." "Roomier cells, soap dish, toilet seats" "What are you talking about?" " That's ridiculous." " Put that on your list." " I will." "Unnecessary violence." " See what they did to him?" "Okay, you two, inside." " Inmates 65984 and 65985." " The New Yorkers." "How do you do, sir?" "Very nice to meet you." "We'd like to touch-- I think I speak for Harry." " Would like to" " No." "Harry's a little nervous, and I am a little bit too." "This is a different way of life for us." "We'd like to discuss with you some ideas we think would make life easier for all." " Oh, do we have to listen to this?" " Were you in the middle of something?" "No." "Mr. Wilson just doesn't feel the same need to be hospitable as I do." "Get on the bull!" " Get on the ball?" " Get on the bull!" "Is that what that is?" "I didn't know." "Oh, is that a recreational activity?" "I was hoping for volleyball or tennis." "We have an annual prison rodeo we're awfully proud of." "We like to run you new fellas through a test to see if you have any aptitude for it." "Sure." "Fine with me." " Be sure we don't miss some rodeo star." " You don't need me, right?" " You wanna shut up?" " Okay." " Okay, let her rip." " You're on backwards." "Okay." "Over the rigging." "I thought you meant the other way." "I was looking for the horns to come out." "Okay." " You ready, Mr. Wilson?" " Ready." "Proceed." "Harry, you gotta try this." "It's fun." "It's like the merry-go-round at Coney Island." "Try two level." "Where's the part where I go, "Hee-ya"?" "Go to three." "This is fun." "Look, Ma." "I'm dancing." "Ride it, Skip!" "Ride that son of a bitch!" "All right." " Is it all right if I get off now?" " Yes." "You can get off now." "You two fellas can go on back to your cells." "Mr. Barstow!" " We had a nice visit, didn't we?" " Yeah." "Mr. Barstow!" "Here are the ideas I mentioned." "Why don't you chew on these?" "When you're ready, we'll go over them." " Get rid of them." " Maybe we can meet for lunch." " I don't believe what I saw." " The machine's malfunctioning!" "The machine's fine." "You want to try it?" " It was luck." " He's a born cowboy." " From New York?" " I don't care where he's from." "No inmate ever took it to six level." "Your big rodeo star, Graham, never got it past a four." " Graham's had injuries." " I've had 10 years of humiliation!" "I won't mention the money trouble I'm in from losing to Warden Sampson and his gorillas, because of him!" "If that kid's for real, he'll ride for Glenboro in the next rodeo and we're gonna whip Sampson's boys and win that goddamn prize!" "Get that kid back here in an hour." "I wanna test him on Double Aught again." " Check it out." " You check it out." "My back hurts, fellas, I'm gonna have to drop out." "Okay." "My back still hurts from yesterday." "Hurt it again." "Harry, rub me a little bit, right here, would you?" "That's it." "That's better." "Did you try that thing in the warden's office?" " It's fun." " It is." "Jesus was the champion bull rider from his province." "You're kidding!" "That's wonderful." "Are you gonna ride in the rodeo?" " Jesus says the rodeo is bullshit." " Why?" "How come?" "Do you know how much money they make on it?" "$85,000 to $100,000." "Hundred thousand dollars." "We're supposed to get the money." "We don't get shit." "We get our ass kicked." "They get rich." "The prisoners don't get one penny of that money?" "No, I'm exaggerating a little, I guess." "Two years ago we got new Ping-Pong balls." "Five boxes." "I don't understand one thing." "Why do the guys go to the rodeo?" "They scare everybody by threatening to deny their parole." " That's how they get the kiss-asses." " Outrageous!" "In Texas, they run an honest rodeo." "The prisoners keep the prize money." "Them wardens over there are pretty decent." "Not like these pricks." "Isn't that fucking outrageous?" "Say, I hear you went to six on Double Aught, hey?" " He's my man." " Did you tell him?" "It wasn't so tough." "Well, if you really did a six they're gonna want you to ride in that Top Hand competition." "Don't worry." "I'm no brown-noser." "Everybody knows that." "Why don't you hear the man out?" "If you ride in the Top Hand event, there's a good chance we can bust out." "You know what I mean?" " Is he talking about a jailbreak--?" " You bet your ass." " What about our appeal?" " Appeal?" "Rory, tell him about appeals." "The day I met you and Sweetpants was my fifth appeal hearing in six years." "Turned me down." "Do you want to spend 30 years in here?" "I couldn't take it." "And I know you can't." "We gotta get out of here." "Hello, operator, get me Warden Sampson at Doerin Prison, please." "Thank you." "Hello, Wally." "How's your team look this year?" "Not too bad." "We might give you a race this year." "Is that right?" "You got some new blood?" "Something like that." "Seeing as how you're in such good shape you want to put some real money down?" "Well, I realize that $50,000 ain't much these days, but it might stimulate a little interest." "Henry, one way or another, I'm gonna cover that bet." "What do you want me to do?" "You've got to convince the warden that you won't ride, no matter what." "He'll be so mad, he'll wet his pants, because he makes this very big bet." "But you gotta hold out, no matter what they do." "Don't give up." "The longer you hold out, the better chance for a bargain." "What bargain?" " You pick your crew." " That's us." " The county stadium is tough to crack." " Even tougher than this joint." " It's supposed to be escape-proof." " But there's a weakness." "This is fantastic." "Harry, there's a great novel in this." "Which you won't start writing till we get out of here, right?" "I guess I can wait seven months." "Donahue!" " Hello, warden." "Nice to see you again." " I've got some good news for you." " My wine magazines came?" " No, it's better than that." "You're gonna represent Glenboro Prison in the annual Top Hand competition." "Congratulations." "Oh, my God!" "Warden!" " I can't do that." " What the hell are you talking about?" "I should've told you." "My mom was a veterinarian." "I can't exploit animals, she'd roll over in her grave." "You didn't hear me." "This is very important to me." "Important to you?" "My mother is watching over every step I make." "Do you know my soul is on the line?" "Please, let's drop" " What?" "I said no." "I told him no." "Ma, are you crazy?" "I have witnesses." "We'll talk about it in my cell." "I have to go to the bathroom." "Would you excuse me, warden?" "That boy is very confused." "Straighten him out!" "Well, what about Jack Graham?" "His knees have mended." "Wake him up." " All right." "On your feet." "Let's move!" " What happened?" "Let's go, Mayor Koch." "And you too, Count Basie!" " What time is it?" " 4:30." "Why so early?" "It's called paying your debt to society." "Now, let's move!" " Is breakfast ready?" " Somebody stole the toilet!" "Over here." "You're peeing on me." " Close 12." " Close 12." "Oh, shit!" "They're trying to kill me." "Please, God, please." "They're coming back." "They're coming back." "Pillow." "I want my pillow." "All right, you two." "Up and at 'em!" "I can't feel nothing in my leg!" " Don't you see the white line?" " Yes." " You're not to be to the side of it." " Sorry, mistake." "Won't happen again." "Too late for that." "Get him out of here." "Come on." " Close 10!" " Close 10!" "Hey!" "My back!" "My 11 -year-old back problem is gone." "I feel terrific." "Thanks, cap." "Wow!" "What a lucky guy!" "You son of a guns!" "All right, get in there." "I'll see you in about five days, if you make it." "Donahue?" "One more day, please." "Just one more day." "I was beginning to get into myself." "Be a pal." "Harry, guess who's here?" "How's my best--?" "Help me." "Please help me!" "I left my wallet in the solitary." "Could I?" "Oh, please." "Nighty-night, boys." "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." "Grossberger...." "Grossberger...." " Come here." "I want to talk to you." " I can't go to you." "It's amazing." "Excuse me." " Don't touch him." "Don't touch him." " Oh, sorry." "I'm sorry." "Please don't touch him." " See you later." " Don't touch." "I'll stand here." " Don't leave me, please." " No." "I'll just be over here." "You think Grossberger ate them up or did he leave some bones?" "If he did, we're gonna ship them back to Times Square." " Say what?" "No, this is a jack." " I know this is illegal." " We tried charades." "He doesn't get it." " This is dead." "You can't play it." "What is this?" "Look, what?" "Cheating, look!" " Wait." " What?" " Wait a second." " What?" " What?" "What do you call--?" " That's for this one." "Well, how have you been getting along?" "Excuse me." "This is my cousin, Meredith." "She's been helping out on your case." " Hi." " Hi." "Nice to meet you." "You too." "It's amazing." "There's hardly any family resemblance." "No offence." "We're just barely cousins." "See, my mother was a French cancan dancer." "And...." "It's a long story." "Say, how've you been getting along?" "Swell." "Just swell." "A few ups and downs." "You know, people see movies about prison life but until you've actually spent time here it's hard to get the real flavour of what it's like." "More Americans should spend time behind bars to understand." "More Americans probably will." "Now, we have made your preliminary bid for retrial and...." "Well, Meredith, why don't you tell him?" "Remember the little girl in the bank?" "She's ready to swear you weren't in the woodpecker suits during the robbery." "She remembers that one of the robbers had a tattoo." " Do either of you have a tattoo?" " No." "Good." "I'll check the tattoo places." "There's a raunchy strip joint where tattooed guys hang out." "I'm gonna try for a part-time job there." "Now, because the little girl is only 6 the court said that her information doesn't justify a new hearing." "We're trying to change that." "On the basis that information was withheld." "All legal bullshit." "You were railroaded!" "Another example of a repressive system..." "I don't know about the bottom part, but I agree with you on the rest." "You want to know something that's always fascinated me are the prison romances that sometimes spring up between inmates and girls from the outside." "Sometimes beautiful girls." "I mean, would you, for example could you actually become involved, I mean romantically, with a prisoner?" "Absolutely not." "No, I didn't think so." "I was just curious." " How's he tougher than you thought?" " In a few days I'll break him." "We don't have a few days." "Stock's delivered." "The contracts are out." "And Doerin is ahead of us." "I thought the kid would be a little softer." "He's soft." "You just don't know where to kick him." "What are you talking about, my appendix?" "I know about appendix!" "I had my appendix taken out already." "I had my appendix taken out." "Help!" "Sir, help me!" "Please!" "Help!" " What you in for?" " There's gotta be some confusion." "They say my appendix grew back, but I had it removed years ago." "You?" "I came for a hernia operation." "They cut off one of my nuts by mistake." "Say what?" "They said I didn't need it." "Now I can't eat, I don't sleep, I got no enthusiasm." "I don't write my woman." "I'm getting out next year, but I don't care." "You're sure taking it calm." "Nothing I can do now." "They got this Korean doctor just came to this country." "Don't get him." " Right." " He did this to me." "Korean, right." "Jesus Christ!" "What's the matter with him?" "Johnson's on a hunger strike." "They're force-feeding him to keep him alive." "Thank God." "There's some humanity in this place." "They're gonna electrocute him next month." "Mr. Frazier?" "How do you go?" "That's the cat that did me." "Be sure you cover up them jewels!" " Hello, Donahue." "What can I do for you?" " I'm ready to make a deal." " Oh?" "What kind of deal?" " I want my own team." "And I want a bigger cell with better ventilation." " Has Grossberger been farting on you?" " Settle down, Wilson." " I don't make deals, Donahue." " I know." " But I think it might be arranged." " Good." "I want to win that trophy." "And I'm counting on you to go balls-out." "I only have one speed: balls-out." "That's the spirit." "You'll get out of here a relatively young man." " I'm looking forward to that." " I guess we have a deal." "I guess so." "Ride 'em, cowboy." "Okay." " I want an inmate guard on them." " Graham'll watch them." "Put Blade on Graham." "Right." "Hey, sucker!" "The shit's gonna start now." "Why are you joining the rodeo?" "Sucking up to the warden?" "He's not sucking up." "We're having fun." "We showed aptitude for it." "Aptitude?" "You hear that?" "Lay off." "The man's doing what he's got to." "They were gonna cut his nuts off." " I don't want to discuss my nuts." " Work your tail off..." "Don't sweat it." "...then get replaced by an amateur who knows nothing." "He may be going into the rodeo, but he may not come out." "Oh, what a horse." "Jesus, what a beauty." "What a sweet, beautiful face he has." "Look, he's listening to us." "He's listening to every word we say, I bet." "Okay, sweetheart, here I come." " Don't be misled." "He's a chute fighter." " Hello." " He'll try to kill you in the chute." " I don't think so." "I'd love to try him." "Aren't you rushing a bit?" "Did you see the look he gave?" "He's a sweetheart, a pussycat." " I've never ridden a real horse." " Remember, no spurs in the belly." " Not in the belly." " Spurs high." "Okay." "Well, this should be a snap." "Let her rip!" "Skip!" "Skip!" "Are you all right?" "I'm fine." "I wanted to see what it's like to get thrown." "Grossberger, I'm fine." "You can put me down now." "You get a little overprotective sometimes." "Okay, where's that sucker?" "Now, let me explain to you about bulls, okay?" "A bull is the most evil, disgusting, and crafty sucker in the world." "He'll snot on you, fart on you, do anything he can to mash out your brain." "The worst kind of bull is the one that won't do nothing." "Just stand there." "Look at you." "That means he's studying you." "Learning your weak spots and remembering them for the time he prances on your head." "Blade, you got it wrong." "I'm a clown." "I shoot firecrackers off there's a little car with midgets...." " That ain't no rodeo clown." " I know" "A rodeo clown is the most dangerous job in the world." "He's the one that gets closest to the bull." " He gets the best of the bull." " I don't want" " Hook to the left, hook to the side" " Blade" "If the bull rider is in danger, he's got to protect him." "Even if it means getting his ribs pulled out!" " And being freight-trained." " Freight-trained?" "Run over, just like a freight train." "Only with a bull, it's worse." "A freight train don't back up and finish the job." "Later I'll show you how to lie on a stretcher..." " ...when they come to pick you up." " What?" "Right." "Now, let's practice trying to sucker the bull out of the chute." "The warden wants you in one piece till after the rodeo." " Then your ass belongs to me, got that?" " What about balloons and stuff?" "Every bull has a secret word that makes him crazy." "Sends him into his wildest ride." "Your job is to figure out that word." "Blade...." "Bull...." "Let me see...." "Rumpelstiltskin?" "Uh...." "Malt liquor." "Come on." "Come on, bull." "Bull?" "Come on." "Come on." "Hey." "Hey, sexy." "Shit." "Oh, you motherfucker!" "Congratulations!" "You found the word!" "Over there." "Teresa...." " Hi." " Hi." "How are you?" "A little groggy from looking at records of tattoos." "Who got which, when and where." "So far, nothing." "The court refuses to act on the little girl's word." "Doesn't look too good, huh?" " Can you think of anything else?" " Some small piece of evidence..." " ...anything." " Anything." "This may sound silly, but have you seen A Place in the Sun?" "A Place in the Sun with Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Clift?" "Yeah." "That's my favourite." "Your favourite?" "That's your--?" "That's my favourite too!" "What does that tell us?" "Maybe we're not such strangers as circumstances would imply." "Maybe we're not." "You know, I'm working on a new play, and I just wondered would you like to come to the opening night with me?" "I'd love to." "You...." "Maybe we ought to get you out of here first, though." "Okay." "Shoot." "Supposed to be doing time." "It's a goddamned vacation for them." "How would you like an old-time prison funeral?" "Could you go for that?" "Just relax." "He's gonna draw Untamed in the bronc event." "A hundred and twenty-five years without a whiff of pussy." " How'd that make you feel, Mason?" " Mean." "Very, very mean." "Hello?" "Mr. Len Garber, please." "Did he leave word where he could be reached?" "Okay." "Thank you." "Operator?" "Please get me the sheriff's office." "This is an emergency." "I've been looking for you." " Where've you been?" " Look at this." "It's so simple it is absurd." "It should be laughed out of court." "We'll talk about that later." " They're gonna kill your clients." " They're innocent!" "That's not the point." "I'll explain it later." "We have to get to the rodeo." "It's across town." "We'll never make it." "We have to try." "Will you shut up and hurry?" "I almost blew it." "How can I call myself a lawyer?" "That's it for the preliminaries." "Get ready for the event that you all came to see." "It's our featured event, the Top Hand competition." " How's your secret weapon, Wally?" " Fit as a fiddle, Henry." " It's a nice day for it, ain't it?" " Sure is." " Come on down, got your Coke here...." " Peanuts, popcorn...." "Now remember, spur him high on the shoulders, okay?" "Try to keep a good rhythm." "It's time for the wild and woolly Top Hand competition." "Leading off for Glenboro Prison is New Yorker Skip Donahue doing time for making a withdrawal without having an account." "He told the judge he was just trying to help New York by using our money." " I hope I can remember everything." " Good luck." "Thanks." "That's very kind of you." "That's our boy, baby!" "That's our boy there!" "What do you say about that, folks?" "He's got some cowboy in him, huh?" "He sure does." "You old sly bones." " Where'd you get him?" " We'll see." "Next up, five-time winner and current champion, Caesar Geronimo." "Got caught selling some white powder at the border." "And by white powder, I don't mean talcum powder." "His horse is so tough it's already put 11 cowboys in the hospital." "And that's just by breaking wind on them." "All right!" "That cowboy must have some real strong glue in the saddle." "Ladies and gentlemen, that man of mischief from Oklahoma last year's runner-up is getting set in chute number five, Ringo Stapelton." "He's doing 99 years for kidnapping a trainload of college girls on their way to a singing contest in Las Vegas." "Oh, Ringo's in trouble already." "He's down, and the bull's on top of him!" "Next is Bucky Stillwater found guilty of misplacing $4 million worth of insurance money." "The money was never recovered which is why Bucky has more friends among the inmates than any other prisoner in the whole system." "Whatever Bucky wants, old Bucky gets." "Except for parole, that is...." "Don't be too surprised if Bucky's out in time to enjoy that loot before old age catches up with him." "Third up, out of chute number four, is the Glenboro Prison entry." "It's that city slicker again, who's giving the champ a run for his money." "Can he keep it up?" "We're gonna all find out whether it's luck or if he's really got some redneck in him." "Up on Flapjack, here's Skip Donahue." "Okay." "A little tighter, Jesus." " How's that?" " That's it." "Watch his head." " Ready?" " Okay, let's go." "Open the gate!" "Seem to have ourselves a problem down here." "He'll be killed in there!" "Some son of a bitch put a lock on the gate!" "That New Yorker is full of surprises." "Now here's last year's champ, Caesar Geronimo riding a bull that nobody can ride for more than 3 seconds." "A bull by the name of Tornado." "Now you know why he's our defending champ." "Well, folks, take a breather while the judges tally up the scores." "We'll pause for the cause and I'll be back in just a bit to announce the winner." "Hold on, folks, we got ourselves the first push in the history of the prison rodeo." "There ain't gonna be any push." "I was ready for this." "Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your hats." "As a tiebreaker, both wardens have okayed the Hard Money event the single most dangerous event in all of rodeo competition." "All you have to do to win this event is snatch a little sack of money between the horns of a bull." "As soon as our two boys get ready, we'll start our final competition." "Are you ready for the main event?" "Well, listen to this." "Warden Beatty has just informed me that he and Warden Sampson have so much faith in their boys that instead of splitting the purse as usual it'll be a winner-take-all event." "I'm saying that $50, 000 in bills is gonna be tied between the horns of one of the meanest bulls around." "And whichever inmate grabs the money is the winner." "And here they are, ladies and gentlemen." "I get nervous sometimes before these things." " Word is that your warden's a nice guy." " He's a prick." "A prick?" "Boy, did I hear that wrong." "Well, is it true you're an ass-kisser?" " You're gonna get a punch in the mouth." " I'm just telling you what I heard." "I'm an ass-kisser too." "We're both dumb if no one's gonna get this money except two pricks." "Stands to reason, doesn't it?" "I'll distract the bull, you grab the money." "Okay?" "What difference does it make who wins?" "Why don't we give the cash to the prisoners?" "I'll tell you what." "You do whatever you think is best, okay?" "Get ready." "The winner, and champion for the sixth time in a row, Caesar Geronimo." "Goddamn!" "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" "That boy's lost his mind." "Holy cow, there's gonna be hell to pay for that." "Now to wrap up our day, here's the greased-pig sacking contest." " Holy shit!" " What?" "What the hell is going--?" "Are you okay?" "They're in the camper!" "Look, I'm sorry, but we're in a real hurry, okay?" "What is going on?" "I'm sorry." "Harry Monroe, Skip Donahue Rory Schultebrand." " My wife, Teresa, and my brother, Ramon." " Hello." " Hey, guys." "That is yours." " Where you guys going?" "Veracruz." "We got some family there." " Hey, Rory going with you?" " Try to be brave, Sweetpants." " Oh, man!" "Take care." " Be a good girl, now." "Ramon!" "A su casa, honey." "It's me and you!" "He kissed me." "Damn!" "Let's go." "We got to get the hell out of here!" "Wait a minute." " How'd you get out?" " We busted out." " But you're free!" " You're damn right!" " No, they caught the other two guys." " Thanks to Meredith." "Oh!" "You mean, we're really free?" "We're free!" " You're a hell of a lawyer." " Thanks." "Thanks very much." " Good luck." " Thank you." " Thanks for everything." " It's okay." "Thank you." "It's okay." "Come on." "Let's get out of this state before somebody changes their mind." " Aren't you forgetting something?" " What?" "What about my opening night?" "Am I still invited?" "Holy mackerel!" "How many times do I have to ask you?" "Come on." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group"

"Always with us, you will always be with us." " Word of the Lord." " Glory to you, Lord Jesus." "Bruno could not come, but I wanted much to Daniele." "It was his best friend." "I have no words, Ms. Angela." "We all know that today has not died a hero, but how much responsibility can have Daniele," "remaining 16 years." "Children of families who are born in other parts of Italy, have opportunities here have been denied." "There are no colors." "Everything is gray." "There are no places to develop good the talents of our children." "This is a dormitory suburb." "Here people want to stay locked at home should not leave, do not interfere." "They wanted a whole area for the exclusive use of skullduggery open." "The Almighty will consider that if Daniele has made mistakes, errors have been committed by a boy of 16." "A boy who was certainly responsible for what he did." "But 16 ... 16 are so few" "they force you to look better what is behind, force you to apportion liability." "The Daniele is an age that calls awareness of who chatters legality, dedication, work, not called knuckles," "but fingernails." "Standing." "And that friend of his, Bruno, nothing is known?" "It has disappeared, say it is in Marseille, has family there." "We can get to him." "We can not ride more fuss, if I knew anything, I would have spoken." "For now, let someone at your home." " Guys, who's in charge here?" " Us!" "Massimo?" ", Daniele's brother?" "It is not known anything about him." "We looked everywhere, no one knows what happened to him." "We know who killed Danielino." " Yes, but do not know why." " Baroncino, I do not give a shit why." "Salvatore Conte would not have dared." "This is my home, and Danielino was our problem." "And Conte has given alike." "Ese imbecile is challenging to all." "But what are you saying, what are you saying?" "Since Cyrus went to Spain, we are doing good business with Conte, but very good business, and if Conte is back is only because they killed Russo, period." "Why this idiot still here?" "And why promises the moon and the stars who happens to him?" "Be cut with Conte." "From today, no longer sell your hashish." "But some reasons, Genny." "Reason." "So we were wrong." "And what this Chavalillo is gossip, gossip housewife." "I'm sure Conte did not want to disrespect anyone, and perhaps did not know who was Danielino." "Salvatore Conte knew who was Danielino, but above all this I knew I was taking it personally." "I do not give my money to people who want to start a war." "Genna, there is only one thing you should not forget:" "We built this house with your father, and have always respected one rule:" "money has no flag." "And here we are talking about money, money, period." "The problem is not Conte." "We'll see, Genna." "Chao, chavales." "Chao, Genn." "Tonino, we see at home." "Zecchinetta have bad character." "He has never talked like Don Pietro, and also in front of everyone ..." "Are we crazy?" "But it is not silly." "He has cast the line, you know you are in a money game." "Some fish girl." "And Conte ..." "What follows here, has not returned to Spain." "I think it has something in mind." "Chao, Gennà." "Ciro's right." "Makes more money dead than guns." "I did not like how he talked Zecchinetta." "I should not have dared." "But mostly I did not like how he heard the old." "You have to eat the tongue, but first you have to do to tell you where it's hidden Conte." "¡Agostino, guapo!" " Where is Dad?" "Are you at home?" " Yeah, I'm gonna call?" "Do not worry, we climbed." "Hey, kiddies, what are you doing, eh?" " We're playing." " With pistols." "Expected that I teach yo something beautiful." "Did you see?" "Wait ..." "And while it has found a device" "Room of the President of the regional board of Campania." "Agostino, the keys!" "Always the same!" "Agostino, see if you grab keys." " But what?" "Are you crazy?" " We come from Genny." " Wait, wait." " How beautiful!" "Wait." "Ten." "Hey, what are you teaching these kids?" " How beautiful, I want one." " You also want?" "Shot." "Wait!" " Wait." " You want to be a cop?" "You, take." "But what do you know shoot?" " Yes - there Shoot, shoot." " It's beautiful!" "But you are friends dad, right?" "Sure." "We know him since we were your age." "Shoot, shoot." "I am the godfather Genny confirmation." "I can not believe that you have sent him." "Well it is." "Gennarino are you up to the hilt." " I have my children down." "Do not worry, you take care of them we us." "You just tell us where the shit lies Conte." "I do not know." "I do not know." "¡No te creo!" "Yo no te creo." "I do not know where he is or want to know!" "Bastard!" "You've already spent with Conte." "You've already spent with Conte." "When we get him out him and his minions shits, we have to divide up the territory, and make a pact for the future." "Anyone who has been kicked out from the clan must return Savastano and there shall be no more problems." "The "squares" have to be everyone and no one, one has to have a monopoly on anything." "Each channel can be served as you like without paying intermediaries." "Private vendettas and business are separate from because businesses are always the most important." "I do not ask anyone to betray anyone." "Only I ask you cojáis what was already yours, as I take what was already mine." "I was born here, as you all." "Guys, here have all gone mad." "Do you realize?" "My nephew!" "La sangre de mi sangre has matado to Zecchinetta." "I can not think about it." "I raised him like a son, now what do I do, eh?" "We can not leave the clan in the hands of Genny and Chavalillos." "We have to do something for the good of all." "We belong to clan always Savastano." "Don Pietro has been like a father to me," "And ..." "I think this is worth us all." " Peter Savastano, yes." "But his son and Chavalillos are another matter." "They do not think in business, they have no respect, they have a head full of shit." "If we have to make war, we have to think which side we want to be." "My brother and I are ready to do anything," "Happen ... even with Conte." " No, IMs." "We have to stick together, now we have to keep everyone together." "Oh Cyrus tú've seen grow Gennaro, and perhaps the only reason that can make you are." "Talk to him!" "I can try." "But Carlucciello, you also have to do something." "Oh, Ciro..." "You talk to Genny, my nephew that I got it." "Boy ..." "Come here, we need to talk." " What happened, man?" " Come on, hurry." "To see me enter, Tonino, what if coño will put in his head?" "What are you talking about?" "I do not understand!" "Boy, do not play dumb with me." "I'm the one who brought you; what you do you like it in, I just enterando that you are in oblivion." "We did what we had to do." " Genny commanded us." " Genny is a poop." "A people who make you money is not killed, they purchase." "A Zecchinetta everyone wanted much." "Why has continued doing business with Conte?" "But who cares who wanted to do business with?" "Zecchinetta was one of us, you understand or not?" "And do you understand that now we are available to us?" "You there quiet and do not move." "Chavales, tú in you dare, ¿understood?" "You and this bunch of wimps, your peers, you have to learn to respect people who are older and more experienced than you, okay?" " You who do not understand." " Put that down, you idiot." "You who do not understand shit." "You are like cars that no longer work." "Now you just go to the hole." "Well shoot, to see how much you man." "If you kill me, you kill yourself, asshole." "Hey, but what are you doing?" "Have you gone mad?" "It's your uncle." "Put the gun down." "Pop, to stick to the motto." "Venga, vámonos in the past nothing will." "The death of Zecchinetta discovered letters." "The oldest of the "paranza" have met with Salvatore Conte." "They have said they want all go to the other side," "because they say to you, to you ... no longer trust, because you have never had respect." "Do you seriously going to do?" "They want to betray you and your father, these infamous." "As we did with Zecchinetta well have to do with everyone." "Trak's right, we have to kill them all, although we doubt at all." "Zecchinetta died because he was wrong." "So far no one else has to die." "Tomorrow I'll go talk to my father and when I come back, no longer speak of Salvatore Conte a don Pietro Savastano, because not only here, but all we are his children." "Dad, how are you?" "Our friend has returned from Spain and want to make the party the same day as us." "We are worried, dad, because many of our friends want to go to your party and not come to ours." "Dad, you have to talk to our relatives, because if not, someone will end badly." "Dad, I do not know who I can trust me, do you understand?" "You had to have seen it." "I gave him just enough time to look into my eyes and boom, he blew his brains out." "Trak's right, it's best to shoot in the head, they die quickly." "Why, in the face right?" " O front or rear is the same." " But what are you saying?" "You do not know shit!" "You have to shoot the chest." "A couple of shots to the chest and died immediately." " But what mierdas reliable ..." " Slow down, moron." " What do you want?" " Quiet." "Remember what Genny said, armemos no hassles until he returns." "Roger that?" "Now is the "killer" ... you be the "boss"!" "Al?" "Chest?" "Chest dies at 10 minutes." "First you have to fill the lungs with blood." "Pain, you meas above." " Damn, I'm eating." " I had forgotten ..." "The girl is nervous." "Did you know?" "Miss Here is afraid of his Tiito." "Have a problem?" "You're the problem, Tonino." "You're the problem!" "¿In the tadpole see that you are?" "Lads, do not you you smell like shit?" "Asshole, I have no fear of anyone." "And now I'll show you." "The account!" "What are you doing with your hand?" " Sending a message." " To whom?" "A friend." "Always with the phone in hand!" " That's Mom." " Come, little one." "Tonino am, I have a message from Genny." " Come on then, upload." " No, I can not." "I have some errands to run." "Lower you." "So what, low or not?" "No, I can not get down, get thee, go." "You are not alone, Dad." "We have seen." "Let's go." "Good, but has shit." " What is going to shit!" " Have you ever fucked?" " Let's go, come back tomorrow." " Of course." "They are gone, Dad." "I want to see if it goes, this bastard." " There." " You have to put two." " Check this out." " Come on, another." "Finch!" "Finch!" "Bastard!" "But what is this mess?" "Can I touch you come to hell down here at this hour?" "But what are you doing?" "What is that?" " John ¡!" " ¡Oh, he llamado John!" "Hey, is falling, is falling." "Hurry, hurry!" "Bastard!" "Enclosed you must be like a monkey!" " Bastard." " You are four sons of bitches!" "You will be fool, I'm calling your uncle!" "Unfortunate, you're just a brat!" "Moron!" "These motherfuckers." "Unfortunate because'll get you in bed, you idiot!" "Giovanni!" "These four sons of bitches ..." "Mira, but aims. ¡John, baja!" "Unfortunate, the portal is closed!" "Moron." " Baroncino!" " Bastard!" " Asómate, scum!" " The sheet!" " ¡Cornudo!" " ¡Asómate!" "Shoot, shoot!" "'Te're shitting up, Baroncino!" " Bastard!" " You've Shit Up!" " Venga, come on." " Vámonos." " Hi there." " Hi, Mom." "Dad is not right in the head." "He has not said a word." "I think you are swelling to psychotropic" "It's not him." "That your father did not have to know anyone." "Understood, Genna?" "No one." "For once in life, listen." "Have to say that your father has told you to seek peace." "To admit your mistakes and forgive." "Forgive what?" "Tonight idiots of your friends have been an earthquake in Naples." "And tonight the old Tonino have killed Spiderman." "You call a meeting tomorrow." "There is much tension in the air." "It has to be a meeting with relatives as collateral." "Everyone has to leave a family in the hands of another." "Only then can you be sure you do not go to the play." "Yesterday I was with my father in the jail of shit and spoke with his heart in his hand." "It made me truly understand who we are made me realize that this and this other side, we are all friends, family, brothers." "Yes, I was wrong." "Moreover, my friends and I have been wrong, because we have acted without thinking and we forget what is most important." "Respect." "I do not forget the blood of Zecchinetta, nor forget the blood of Tonino Spiderman." "But this string of deaths has to end, because we have to be united against Salvatore Conte." "You must return to Spain, because here the ground sends a clan, and that clan is all of us." " Who is it?" " Doña Imma." " Good night, go ahead." " Good night." " Excuse me." " Good night." "Bruno was afraid, so I said nothing." "And then, when he learned of the death and funeral Danielino, sent me this." "It is a message." "Bruno found it in the mailbox of the mobile phone." "Phone mailbox." "Bruno, I am Manu's girlfriend Daniele." "I'm still here waiting." " Already Manu's girlfriend Daniele?" " Are you Bruno, his friend?" "Come up." "What happened to Daniele?" "Where is?" "That you have to tell me you me." " You're not Bruno!" " You're beautiful, and intelligent." " Let me down!" " Where are you going?" " Let me down!" " Where the hell Daniele?" " Let me down!" " Be sure how you talk, eh!" "Where is Daniele pussy?" "Where is?" "We can no longer trust him to us." "He said what he said just to buy time." "I agree with my brother." "Have you seen it?" "How we looked there." "We must speak with Conte, and we must do it now." "Because only with your help we can make war on Genny." "I think if we can avoid this war is best avoided." "Dead to mourn those we have enough." "And you, Cyrus?" "What do you say?" "¿Do you think we Aun fiarnos?" "I have done everything possible to keep joined this clan." "Now I think we have to do a split." "Gypsy is right." "Tonight Gennaro Savastano has done a good performance." "We have to offer our partnership to Conte." "We must make war on Gennaro, before he makes us us." "Pensadlo." " What's up?" "Nano-Era." "There is a problem with Dona Imma." "This is a copy of the recording." " Tomorrow, around wake up, you do me a favor." "Tell me." "You have to go see my lawyer." "Then call him and tell him what to do ... If anything happens to me." " Why?" "What will you do?" "I'll go talk to him." "I have to save my son's life." "Do not understand how to go and see and look into his eyes." "I see when I look at Ciro a dead man." "And I see my son alive at his funeral giving a nice speech before all the lords of our family." "War, Marina, is not to the strong, the best wins waits." "And nobody knows that better than we do women." "Say." "Good morning, Ciro." "Sorry to bother you on a Sunday, but I have to talk to you urgently." "Can we meet?" "No problem, Mrs. Imma." "You know, always has known." "For what it is, I am at your disposal." " See you later." " Okay." "¡Maria Rita!" "¡Vámonos, anda!" " Already Manu's girlfriend Daniele?" " Are you Bruno, his friend?" "Come up." "What happened to Daniele?" "Where is?" "That you have to tell me you me." " You're not Bruno!" " You're beautiful, and intelligent." " Let me down!" " Where are you going?" " Let me down!" " Where the hell Daniele?" " Let me down!" " Be sure how you talk, eh!" "Where is Daniele pussy?" "Where is?" "You killed a girl of 15 years, and betrayed everyone." "These are things no one can forgive you." "But I want Genny never know, neither he nor anyone." "But you have to do what I say." "You have to call Conte and say you want to ally with him and all the old clan are willing to follow you, you have to reunite because you have to decide how to get Genny and all his friends." "An ambush." "That's all you can do to keep the peace." " Conte has died." " And then?" "Y luego te vas." "You, your daughter, your wife, you disappear never to return." "And who says I will not kill you now and here?" "If anything happens to me, my lawyer will give Genny a CD with this recording." "Then everyone will know that you are infamous." "I always knew I could not trust you." "You will read in his eyes." "You have no feelings." "Not true." "To survive I've clung to a feeling, to one:" "you've always hated." "Do what I said, if you want to save your life." "Yup?" "Well?" "All right." "Very well." "You did very well." "That's fine." "See you." "Chao." "We want a meeting." " Gennaro Savastano What does it say?" " What does that mean?" "Nothing." "The Savastano represent the past."

"Bail is hereby denied." "This court is adjourned." "Peter didn't make bail." "My next guest has spent quality time with some of the biggest political names in Chicago politics, and she's working on a shocking tell-all book." "Please welcome Amber Madison." "Hey." " Hi." " Hi, how are you?" " So nice to meet you." "Heh, heh." "So this DA, now did he...?" "Uh, state's attorney." "Okay, right, whatever." "This DA." "So now, did he, um, suck on your toes all the time, or was that just like a one-time shot?" "It was a two-time thing." "Well, of course, I mean, once you shrimp on somebody once, you have to follow up with another sucking session." "And what's the most disgusting thing that he ever asked you to do to him?" " Well..." " Like really, really disgusting." "It wasn't the most disgusting, but he..." "Ugh." "Kids, breakfast." "This is something new I found at the market." "It's called fruit." "I thought we'd give it a try this morning." " You're really happy this morning." " Yes, I started drinking earlier." "Okay." "Something's going on." "No, we just have to get to school." "Yeah." " Love you, Mom." " Love you too." "Look, Amber Madison is yesterday's news." "Thank you." "She'd say anything to sell a book." "It doesn't warrant a comment." "Miss Poole, he's not in court." " I put him in the jury room." " Thank you." "I don't think we'll need damage control." "It's just gossip-page fodder." "I'm not getting political buzz." " Who's he...?" " He's trying his wife." "I don't usually ask this, but how much is true?" " From what I can tell, not much." " What are we dealing with?" "A call girl stretching her 15 minutes to 20, or?" "Or?" "I had a married client who had a girlfriend who wouldn't go." "She made trouble at inopportune moments." "We offered her money, a singing contract, everything." "Turns out she wanted something I couldn't offer her, my client." "She was in love with him and she was bitter." "Is that a possibility here?" "Why don't you ask him?" "Yes." "This is her husband." "Could you tell her to call me as quickly as possible?" "Thank you." " You okay?" " No." "Good." "The genuine's important right now." "Kya." "Unless you can get me in touch with my wife," "I think you should shut up." "Your husband phoned." " My...?" "Oh, did he say what it was about?" "No, but I think he thought you'd know what it was about." "And someone from Page Six." " He phoned wanting comment." " On?" "He didn't say." "I don't think it was about a case." "Courtney." "You got a minute?" " What's going on?" " Courtney." "Just wait." "So now we're getting to a comfortable place." "Thank you." "Now, what kind of code are we talking about here?" "Well, I would call Peter's house and hang up after one ring." "And then he would know that the next call was gonna be from me." "Are you 14?" "No, I mean you're a call girl." "I mean, that just sounds pretty..." "Anyway, so about that threesome..." "It was nothing." "He said that it was the reason that he came to me in the first place." "His wife wouldn't agree to a threesome." "I think he thought that she was a little..." "Frigid." "You can say it, I mean, everyone..." "I've seen her." "I think she looks frigid." "I mean, I know frigid." "And, see, there's a lesson here for everybody." "When your spouse asks you for a threesome..." "And he offered you a job, is that right?" "Yes, on his campaign." "He said that he was going to divorce his wife and that I would work as part of his outreach for at-risk kids." "And you believed him?" "I'm sorry." "Will and Diane need you." "Peter was very compassionate." "Very loving." "He's a very, very good lover." "We need to do damage control." "This is beyond damage control." "Wait, don't let's get into that now, please?" "What?" "We can't just let this sit." "You're like Fletcher Christian just itching to throw Bligh overboard." "Yes, and Mr. Christian was the hero." "Here." "Attorneys at Stern, Lockhart Gardner have had no comment on this latest embarrassment." "It appears that Jonas Stern's single-car accident caused no injuries." "Stern, Chicago's renowned civil rights attorney, first gained notoriety crusading against police brutality in the 1970s." "Unbelievable." "The guy hasn't stepped foot in the office for over a year..." "I talked to his ex-wife." " Which one?" " Cassandra." "She said spending so much time away mellowed him." "Yep, like rotting fruit." "Remember, he spoke at school?" "He filled Hart Auditorium, Diane." " On what was it?" " Universal jurisdiction." "Stern used a glass of water and a hammer to demonstrate the difference between..." "International norms versus state sovereignty." "Right." "You were really into him." "I found him inspiring." "Well, he wanted to thank you." " Me?" " Yeah." "The slip-and-fall." "His daughter's defense." "I guess she spoke highly of you." "He's on his way over." "Oh, good, Julius Kreutzer has agreed to handle the DUI." "Kreutzer?" "Great, we'll need to enlarge the conference room." "He's the only lawyer with an ego bigger than Stern's." "We need this to go away quietly." "Diane, have you ever known Stern to do anything quietly?" "Jeannette." " It's so good to see you." " Oh, baby." "How you doing?" "You're as beautiful as ever, sweetheart." "Hey, Mike, Arnie." "How you doing?" "Good to see you." "Where the hell did we get that?" "It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen." "But you haven't lived until you've ridden horseback at midnight across the Temehani Plateau." "Oh, my God." "Here." "Who buys this stuff?" "Heh." "My partners." " Hey." " How are you, love?" "So have you two bankrupted us yet?" "Nope." "You're doing that all on your own." "Worry beads." "They were carved by a 70-year-old Balinese woman." "Wear them and you'll never lose in court." " Thanks." " For you, my dear, a Chinese perfume jar." "Said to contain the soul of a Ming dynasty poet." "Funny, I was looking for a Ming poet at Barneys." " Jonas, this is..." " So where is that jackass, Kreutzer?" "It's over, you know that." " I don't know anything." " His clients are gonna mutiny." "Stern's clients understand his proclivities." "It's a new economy, Diane." "He's a managing partner, Will." "It would take a vote of the general partnership to oust him." "Which half are itching to do." "This DUI is giving them cause." "Have some respect." "Mr. Stern would like to speak to you two." " He fired you?" " I'll bill you for an hour." "I'm thinking of defending myself." "Jonas, you are not going to defend yourself." "It's trumped up, you know that." "All that time I spent on the police review board, the Chicago cops can't wait to knock me down a peg." "This is your second offense." "Ah." "Worst-case scenario, I lose my license for a year." "Were you drinking, Jonas?" "Four Scotch and sodas." "I was blitzed." "After the accident." "I crashed." "I was shook up." "I walked into the Westwood Tavern and downed four Scotch and sodas." "Oh, God." "The police are gonna have a hard time discerning the drinking I did before and the drinking I did after." "You're like an 18-year-old." "Is that her?" "The state's attorney's wife." " The one that defended my daughter?" " Yes." "I want her." "I want her as a front." "I'll defend myself through her." "This is a bad idea, Jonas." "I want her to represent me." "Okay, this won't take long." " It's okay, Mom, really." " No one's saying anything." "All right, well, then just listen for my sake." "I want you to know what's true and what's not." "I don't know what your father told this woman, and I can't stop her from saying what she's saying." "But I can always tell you the truth." "And none of this is true." "Thanks, Mom." "What does Dad say is true?" " I don't know." " He hasn't talked to you?" "He..." "He tried, but I haven't returned his call." "Why?" "I don't know." "I've..." "I've been angry." " But if it's untrue..." " It's still true that he slept with her." " Yeah, but he already apologized." " It doesn't make it any less wrong." "Okay." "Look, it was my mistake." "I should have called him back, and I will." "I will talk to your dad." "Why don't we talk to him?" "Ask him everything." "What?" "Like if he had a three-way?" " It's not three-way, it's threesome." " You could still say three-way." " No, you can't." " Okay, family meeting's over." "It's a plea, is all." "You'll be fine, Mrs. Florrick." "I'll tell you exactly what to say." " Could you tell me now?" " No." "The best arguments are spontaneous." "You know who told me that?" "Justice Powell, the oral arguments for Ricardo v. Ohio." "I did my law review on Ricardo." " I was brilliant on Ricardo, wasn't I?" " You were." "Yeah." "It's harder doing great these days." "Fewer opportunities." "I chased you out of the gossip columns, didn't I?" "Yes." "Thank you." "Well, it's the first time that a DUI trumped a threesome." "Your Honor, Matan Brody of the State's Attorney's Office." "Mr. Stern, you may want in on this." "The People have added a charge to the complaint, Your Honor." " Aggravated battery to a police officer." " That's ridiculous." "You tacked that on for payback." "Are you representing yourself here, Mr. Stern?" "Your Honor, this is payback." " It's clearly unorthodox..." " Selective prosecution." "Selective prosecution in direct..." "Contradiction of the 14th amendment..." "The 14th amendment right guaranteeing equal protection." "You hit a cop, Mr. Stern." " You can't hit a cop." " Speak to me, not my client, sir." "Aggravated battery is a felony, Your Honor, carrying a prison term of two to five years." "As such, both this charge and the DUI now have to be heard in felony court." "That's too bad, Mr. Stern." "I was looking forward to this." "Thank you, Mrs. Florrick." "I can take it from here." " Is that the discovery packet?" " It is." "Sir, if I'm representing you, I think I should look at discovery too." " Brenda, dinner at Gibsons." " Got it." "Mr. Stern, I heard you speak at Georgetown once, and you said, "Even the best legal mind requires the Socratic method to keep itself sharp."" "So..." "Here I am." "So you had a few drinks at the party before the accident." "I had one drink, and they don't know that." "Because after the accident you had a few more?" "That's perfectly legal." "You blew a 0.15 on the breathalyzer at the police station." "That's almost twice the legal limit." "They're gonna argue..." "They're gonna argue that three drinks wasn't enough to get me there." "And you can argue traumatic experience." "I was in an accident." "That increases the effect of alcohol dramatically." "And the battery against the officer?" "No mention of that in the police report." "Now, these police cars." "They've got their video cameras right on the dash." "Those recordings are kept for up to six days." "Subpoena those recordings before they can erase them." "And get that dispatch tape." "Ten-to-one my name is on it." "Yeah, they knew it was my car." "They couldn't wait to arrest me." "Let the plotting begin." "You know, there's something refreshingly honest about the Borgias murdering their enemies." "Here we just plot no confidence votes." "Here it is." "Look." "I thought we were studying Martin Luther King." "You were studying Martin Luther King." "See, there's your mother." "I don't get it." "It's a website where you bet on stuff." "You know, celebrity stuff, like, um, you know, which Disney star will die first." "Stuff like that." " So they're betting on my mom?" " If she'll get a divorce." " That's awful." " Heh, heh." "So, what should I bet?" "You wanna know if they're gonna get a divorce?" "Yeah." "It's like having insider information." "It's like having somebody inside Exxon." "See, after this whole threesome thing, betting is moving 75 percent for divorce." "And I've got 50 bucks." "So?" " She's not gonna divorce." " You sure?" "I'm sure." "So did your dad really ask your mom for a threesome?" "No." "But they wouldn't tell you if he did, right?" "Did you hear what she said on Howard Stern?" " Who?" " Your dad's hooker." "She said they had sex in your bed." " She did not." " Yes, she did." "That's what somebody in chemistry said." "So just think about it." "Right here." "This bed." "It's pretty cool." "It wasn't the same one." "I had a different bed." "What are you, like, 14?" "Yeah." "Well, I'm 16." "I'm back, kids." "Hello?" "I..." "I gotta help my grandma." "Sorry." "Let me give you something, Zachary." "You know, in case your parents are giving you any trouble, bothering you, and you want something." "Some space, a car." "Just play this." " What is it, rap?" " No, it's better." "It makes parents give you whatever you want." "You need a little rebellion in your life." "It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Florrick." "I'm Rebecca." "Zachary and I were just studying." "Bye." " Video from the dashboard camera." " Thanks." " Good or bad?" " You should watch." "So Stern's still treating you like a puppet?" "Here's my script." "Alicia, it's..." " Who?" " Amber Madison." "She says she has a question for you." "Take a message." " Why is she phoning you?" " I don't know." "She's trying to cause a scene." "I don't know." "For attention." "Want me to talk to her?" " Talk to her?" " Mm." " Well, what would that entail?" " Talk." "I'm fine." "Thank you." "Contact me if that changes." "Okay." " Damn it." " Calm down." "Don't make me put the cuffs back on you." "I said let me go." "Damn it." "Why did we subpoena this again?" "Don't worry about it." "Is this an accurate depiction of the events, Officer Sutton?" "Yes, it is." "Your Honor, as you can see, video is clearly relevant." "It may be relevant, but it's unnecessary when they have the officer's testimony and given..." "Yes, Ms. Florrick?" "Given the Illinois State Supreme Court..." "The Illinois Court's ruling in People v. Harriman, we believe..." "Harriman was one of your cases, wasn't it, Mr. Stern?" "Yes, yes, Your Honor." "It was." "That case dealt with video from an outside source." "This is video from the dashboard." "We're arguing that the underlying principle is the same, Your Honor." "Might work with the Illinois Supreme Court, but not here." "Very good." "We'll reconvene after lunch." "What was that?" "You're hesitating." "I don't have time to be hesitating." "You're interrupting." "Maybe this was a mistake." "They should be out in a minute." "They're finishing up pre-trial motions." "How many clients do you have?" "Currently?" "Two." " Who pays you?" " A committee of interested advisors." " And how long are they paying you?" " It's month to month." "But I'd imagine until..." "Actually I'm not sure how long they'll pay me." "Until?" "It's not my business to look into the future, Mrs. Florrick." "Are there designs to put Peter back in office?" "Yes." "Your husband is missed." "He was a very effective state's attorney, and people want him back." "Yeah, that's right." "It's insane, that I would hire a call girl to work on my campaign." "Think about it." "She was talking about your kids-at-risk program." "Yeah, well, and anyone who read the news would know about that." "She's out there." "She's out there, and she can say whatever she wants, and there's nothing I can do to stop her, because the libel laws are against us." "She's phoning my work." " Who?" " Your prostitute is calling my work." "I told the kids I'd come here, Peter, and talk to you." "But I..." "I don't know what's right or wrong anymore." "I don't know what's a lie or what's the truth." "I just..." "I can't take this." " Hold on." " No." "I want it to stop." "This is your family." "I don't care about libel laws." "You make it stop." "Make her stop." "What are you saying?" "Unless there's anything else," "I rule that the police dashboard tape be considered..." " Your Honor?" " Yes, Mrs. Florrick." " I have one more thing." " No, you don't." "We move to disqualify the video on the grounds that it was obtained as the result of an illegal arrest." " Your Honor, what could be illegal...?" " Is it your understanding...?" "Your Honor?" "I am Mr. Stern's legal representative." "Yes, ma'am, but I believe Mr. Stern has a difference of opinion." "Ms. Florrick and I need five minutes, Your Honor." "No, we're fine." "Officer Sutton stated on his dashboard video:" ""Don't make me put the handcuffs back on you,"" "implying that he'd been handcuffed previously." "Did you, Officer Sutton?" "I handcuffed him when I found him in the bar because he was belligerent, as you can see in the video, but when I brought him outside I took the cuffs off so I could perform a sobriety test." " Was Mr. Stern armed?" " No." " Did you fear for your life?" " No." " But, I..." " Then it was an arrest, Your Honor." "Mr. Stern was not free to go." "And Officer Sutton had no probable cause." "The fact that it was an accident does not mean a crime was committed." "So everything that follows is tainted." "The sobriety tests, the video." "Your Honor, the video captures the commission of a subsequent crime, a battery of a police officer." "Yeah, yeah, but it's exactly..." "Mr. Stern, please sit down." "Except that it occurred during the sobriety tests." "And if the sobriety tests are disqualified, the video must be disqualified." "Motion granted." "The video is hereby excluded." "We're adjourned until tomorrow." "Well, well, the best arguments really do sound spontaneous." "Mr. Stern, you cannot backseat drive your own defense." "You chose me to represent you." "If that is what you want, I'm your lawyer." "You're my client." "Let's go." "I, uh..." "I think you should take the kids to church more." "Because?" "Zach's listening to Muslim music." "No, I'm serious." "His girlfriend's Muslim." " Zach's girlfriend?" " Yes." " Zach has a girlfriend?" " Yes." "They were here yesterday in his room, and they were playing that music." " And where were you?" " I was out getting groceries." " You have a girlfriend?" " No." " Who was here yesterday?" " Becca." "And Becca isn't your girlfriend?" "Uh, she's a friend who's a girl." "And you were in here working together?" "Yeah." "She's helping me out with social studies." "She's a junior." "Shut up." "No one asked you." "Don't say "shut up."" " She was helping a freshman?" " Um..." "Mom, she's nice." "You'd like her." "Oh, I'm sure I would." "And she is welcome to study here any time." "But only when Jackie is here, and only in the living room." "But the computer's in here." "Yeah." "Wait, Mom." "Mom, what are you doing?" "Here, carry this." "Come on." "Mom, this is ridiculous." "Lots of light." "Lots of room." "This is..." "Mom, I want my privacy." "And you'll have that when you're 18." "This is..." " Nothing happened." " Good." "Would you like my desk lamp?" " You don't trust me." " Zach, you're 14 years old." "You are a freshman in high school." "You had a junior in your room yesterday with the door closed." "This is what is called parenting." "That's all." " Now go get the rest of your stuff." " No." "You trusted Dad." "Now you think I'm gonna be the same." "Zach, I love you." "I love you so much." "But the computer stays here." "How long did you stay at the cocktail party, Mr. Tolliver?" "About two hours." "I left around 10 p.m., just after Mr. Stern left." "And can you tell us what you witnessed in that time?" "Well, I saw Mr. Stern consume at least six drinks." "Six?" "What kind of drinks?" "We talking white wine spritzers here?" "Scotch." "Neat." "Tolliver's an investment banker, works for Tolin and Howard." "Have you ever had any fights with Tolin and Howard?" "Mm-mm." "The problem is, one time or another, I've pissed off practically everyone." "Tolliver." "Tolliver Industries." "It's a family-run business." "I sued them for civil-rights violations." "Brenda, get me the file on Tolliver Industries." "Got it." "Tibetan ginseng." "Energy." "Jonas, I checked on your case work." "The files weren't there." "What do you mean they weren't there?" "Why?" "A Cary Agos signed them out on Will Gardner's authorization." "What the hell are you doing, sneaking around my files looking for little slip-ups?" "It's an issue of firm liability, Jonas." "Somebody has to stay on top of these things." "Oh, come on, Will." "What?" "You certainly don't seem inclined to do it." "You talk a good game about liability, but we both know this is about control." "Jonas votes with me 90 percent of the time." " You push him out." " Enough." "My God." "You call yourselves lawyers?" "I was winning cases when you were in Little League." "And you, my protégé, the only reason I hired you is because it looked good to have a woman in the office." "The both of you treat the practice of law like it's used cars." "Well, you try to get rid of me." "It'll cost you every cent of your golden parachute, and that is after the lawsuit." "I will bankrupt this firm before I let you push me out." "I suppose you heard that tirade back there." "I imagine the people on Lake Shore Drive heard it too." "We'd better go in." "Did you find anything on Tolliver?" "Yeah." "Yes, Tolliver Industries." "Right." "Tolliver Industries." "I sued them once, civil-rights violation." "We should use that." "Ms. Madison, I'm Daniel Golden." "We spoke on the phone." "You look good, Peter." "I always liked you in a suit." "We have issues that we have to deal with." "This book, and your appearances." "Yes, still a lot of pillow talk to talk about." "You phoned my wife?" "That's always what it comes down to." "Men and their wives." " I'd like to talk to Peter alone." " No." " You have an offer?" " Stop writing the book." "Stop doing interviews, spreading stories about my client." "How much?" "Do you recognize this man?" "Prior to your, ahem, relationship with my client, you had a similar relationship with him." "Peter?" "The FBI believe that he is responsible for ordering the 24th Ward murders and three other slayings." "He owns a car dealership." "He's a businessman." "And I don't think he will look kindly on your book touching on his business." "My book doesn't touch on his business." "He doesn't know that." "He also doesn't know about personal things that you mentioned to my client about him." " That was between us." " And it'll stay between you." "Peter..." " You wouldn't." " You phoned my wife." "You threatened my family." "You go on a talk show." "Humiliate and slander my wife and children." "To protect my family, you have no idea what I am capable of." "Yep?" "I need more help." "That's what I live for." "Donepezil." "That's the name of the medicine you're taking." "That's why you crashed." "You didn't drink at the party, and the roads weren't wet." " What are you talking about?" " I saw them, Mr. Stern." "They're not energy pills." "Peter's father had dementia." "Not Alzheimer's." "His was vascular." "I know what it looks like." "The forgetfulness." "The anger." "Mood swings." " I know how terrible it..." " You know nothing." "Jonas Stern does not have dementia." "Mr. Stern." " You're facing jail time." " I know that." "Your condition is your defense." "This isn't a DUI." "There is no condition!" "I'll be damned if I'm gonna have people think that Jonas Stern is losing his mind!" "There are three people who know what you know." "One is my doctor, the second one is me, and the third is now covered by attorney-client privilege." "And as your client, I am ordering you not to breathe a word of this." "Not in my defense." "Not to anyone." "Do you understand?" "Do you understand?" "I understand." "Stern gets into an accident, not because he's drunk, but because he's confused." "He doesn't want to admit it, so he goes and has four drinks, trying to make it look like he's covering up a DUI." " So, what does a cop do?" " Sobriety tests." "Which he fails because now he's had a few, or he's shaken up." " Or..." " What?" "The question isn't what did the cop do, it's what didn't the cop do?" "Alicia, where's Stern?" "He's meeting me at court." "Why?" "We went through his casework." "Everything was great until a year ago when he started missing deadlines." "Luckily they weren't important, but we could be vulnerable here." "I'm not asking you to divulge" " any privileged communiqué." " Good." "But I need to know where his head's at." "Unless that blow-up was his final word on the subject." "Look, all I want is for you to look after his best interest." "The firm's best interest." "The firm assigned me to represent him, Will." "With all the confidentiality that entails, I can't say any more." " You gave them to Mom." " What?" " Get out of here." " The pictures of dad." " You gave them to Mom." " I didn't give anything to Mom." "Well, they're gone." "Grandma." "Why...?" "How do you know that?" "Zach, she goes through my room when I'm at school." "She throws away stuff she doesn't like, like candy and clothes." "She doesn't ever do it to you, because you're the good boy." " I hate this." " Yeah." "When did you start paying attention?" "Officer, what sobriety tests did you perform on Mr. Stern?" "Objection." "Officer Sutton has already testified in detail about the tests he performed." "Yes, Your Honor." "But I'm more interested in the one he didn't perform." "Okay, let's see where this is going." "I see no record of you performing a preliminary breathalyzer test on Mr. Stern at the scene, officer." "I don't always do that, ma'am." "These are reports from your last 37 DUI's." "You performed preliminary breathalyzers on, would you like to guess how many?" "Thirty seven." "Officer Sutton..." " Your Honor, it's perfectly innocent." "I voided the test results because the machine was malfunctioning." "It showed Mr. Stern's blood alcohol level was 0.03, but I could see he was drunk." "He was stumbling around." "So you neglected to put it in the police report?" "It wasn't accurate." "We got back to the station, he blew a 0.15." "An hour later." "After the drinks from the bar fully kicked in." " Your Honor..." " Mr. Brody, I'm dismissing the DUI, and unless you want me to dismiss the battery and levy sanctions, you'd better come up with something fast." "Misdemeanor assault, six months probation." "Ask her." "Misdemeanor assault, six months probation?" "Time served?" "You must be pretty pleased with yourself." "You shouldn't be driving, Mr. Stern." "And unless you disclose your condition, you shouldn't be practicing law either." "What are you...?" "The partners' meeting isn't until 5." "Call it off." "I'm not fighting you, Diane." "I'm leaving." "The last thing I need is to waste time and energy here fighting with people I love." "And I do." "That thing I said earlier, I'm sorry." "It wasn't true." "I know." "I was the best lawyer you had at that firm." "Yeah." "I have to admit, I never thought I'd see the day Jonas Stern retired." "Who said anything about retiring?" " I'm leaving to start a new firm." " What?" "You know, last year, you billed over $50 million between Gentech Financials and Parthenon Systems alone." "Now they're my clients, and I'm taking them with me." "Jonas, you take our clients, you forfeit your golden parachute." "My clients." "And that's not all." "I'm gonna take a third of your business." "And then, I'm coming back for the rest." "But, hey, it'll be fun." "We're not communicating here, Jim." "I want it bigger." "I need 25,000 square feet, at least." "All right." " Hey." " What are you doing?" "I'm getting an office, staff." "Starting up." "We talked about this." "No, you talked about this." "And I'm the only one to whom you will ever talk about this." "Mr. Stern, you have an ethical duty." "Yes, to zealously represent my clients." "Which I will do, with a team of young and hungry lawyers to back me up." "And I want you to be one of them." "Oh, I..." "I can't." "Thank you." "But I can't." "Loyalty to your friend, Will, hm?" "Hell, I admire that." "Just know that he will stab you in the back if it benefits him." "I got that, Brenda." "Hello." "Yeah, yeah, Jim." "Yeah, hold on." "Just hold on five seconds." " Your husband was set up." " What?" "Forget the sex." "Sex was just the barker's tease." "There are a lot of people who made a bad bet and now they're covering their ass." "I don't understand." "What does that mean?" "Jim, yeah, I need it in the loop." "In the loop." "Yeah." "Mr. Stern?" "That's it, Alicia." "I'm not your Deep Throat on this." "Your husband was set up, and they're not gonna let him out of prison, ever." "Yeah, no, you're thinking small." "Yeah." "Find another well, will you?" "Yeah." "No." "No, no, no, that won't do." "Don't worry." "I just..." "I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry." "I thought that your husband was in love with me." "He made me think that he was in love with me, and now I just..." "Look, I wanted to warn you, okay?" "Peter threatened me." "He said that if I didn't pull the book and I didn't stop giving interviews that he would hurt me." "Would you listen?" "I don't know what he's capable of." "He doesn't even know that I'm here." "I don't know what he would do." "Oh, go to hell." "Go to hell!" "You two deserve each other." "You tell him if he does anything, I print it." "I'll give an interview you wouldn't believe." "Time to go?" "Hey." "What's wrong?" "Is everything all right?" "Kids okay?"

"You've got to feel sorry for Sergeant Hogg." "Lost an eye, poor fucker." "But on the plus side, half-price sunglasses." "And the Annual Wedge fancy-dress ball, he can always go dressed as a pirate." "Maybe he could get a bionic eye, see through walls?" "Oh, that'd be fucking mint!" "Still, he's got his crown jewels." "What more does he want?" "It may be your dream to have more balls than eyes, Mac, but maybe Sergeant Hogg would have..." "EXPLOSION" "'Bluestone 42." "'Bluestone 42, respond.'" "COUGHING" "MUFFLED:" "Skip?" "Skip?" "Skip, you OK?" "Skip?" "Zero Alpha this is..." "Oh, shit." "The antenna's fucked!" "~ Skip?" "Skip?" "~ UNMUFFLED:" "GET OFF ME!" "You're bleeding, you fucking numpty!" "Oh, God, I'm bleeding!" "Man down!" "Man down!" "Medic!" "Oh, I'm hurt." "Oh, actually..." "Actually, it's not that bad." "Oh, it's..." "No, that's stopped." "I'll be fine." "I am fine." "Thanks for that reverse panic attack, Simon." "Is anyone else hurt?" "~ Bird?" "Towerblock?" "~ I'm OK." "~ Fine." "~ Legs?" "I'm fine." "And I told you, don't fucking call me Legs." "~ So what is your name?" "~ It's Private Leggatt." "You're not helping yourself." "How are we in the cab?" "~ All right." "~ Fine." "OK, so we're all OK." "No, we're not!" "I've lost all my Haribo." "Bloody hell, Rocket!" "'Hello, Bluestone 42." "'This is Zero, respond." "Over.'" "I'm fucking trying." "Radio's fucked." "CHATTERING" "OK, everyone, shut up!" "Breathe." "Legs, I want you to tell the other vehicles we're all OK but we're going to give it a 30-minute soak." "Everyone's OK, 30-minute soak." "Guys, this is our lucky day." "~ Bollocks!" "~ CHATTERING" "No, no, listen." "We all survived." "Now, that's lucky." "We have tweaked the nose of death and we have lived to tell the tale." "Bollocks we have." "The mastiff's designed with a V-shaped hull, shock mounted seating..." "You are not listening, Towerblock." "OK, the main thing is no-one's really hurt and we all got a lovely burst of adrenaline." "Ooh, found one." "No, I haven't." "~ Ah!" "~ THEY LAUGH" "Towerblock, what the fuck?" "It's just a game, boss." "~ What's it called, Punching People In The Head?" "~ You've heard of it?" "You take it in turns to punch each other in the head when they're not expecting it." "I had the punch, I punched Mac, now Mac has the punch." "~ Can I play?" "~ Aye." "~ Ow!" "~ HE LAUGHS ~ OK..." "Stop it now." "And thank you, Towerblock, for introducing my infantry escort to this charming game, particularly at this tactically low-risk moment." "OK, so, we had a close call but, balls on the table... ~ Uh!" "~ ... this was my fault." "~ Oh, come on, boss." "There's no way you could have known..." "No." "We know this is a blind spot, we should've barma-ed the road but I'm going to get us all back to base like a bunch of fucking legends." "Ah!" "Got ye." "~ What?" "~ Back to base like a bunch of fucking legends and the padre will be all over you." ""Ooh, you're my hero." ""Come to my bosom." "In fact, come on my bosom." "Oh!"" "Oi!" "Mac, show some respect." "She's a major, she's a padre, she's a decent woman." "Ah!" "So you've finally fucked her?" "What?" "~ No." "~ You gave her one." "You feel bad about it, so suddenly she's a decent woman." "Yeah, well, I haven't, actually, so..." "I haven't." "Bird, has he fucked the padre?" "Yes or no." "~ No." "~ There you go, fucked her, QED." "~ Did you really?" "~ Oh, right, thanks a bunch, Bird." "I fucking said "no"!" "He totally has though." "Holy shit, boss!" "~ I hope this doesn't compromise the pastoral care." "~ All right, enough." "MASTIFF CREAKS" "And you know what?" "I could do worse than Mary." "I HAVE done worse, I've done a lot worse." "Not you, Bird." "I didn't mean to look at you when..." "ANYWAY, we've got to get to safety." "I can't believe you, you know, had sexual intercourse with her." "You know what?" "I think that Mary and I might actually" "~ have a fucking future together." "~ I mean, this is huge." "That's what she said!" "Er, it's not that huge." "Yes, all right." "I said "enough"!" "Right, now, because there is a high chance of ambush, we're going to do everything in the right order, yeah?" "So we don't all get, you know, killed." "So, 30-minute soak, relax, spin some dits." "Yes." "Take a moment to smell the roses... whatever that smell is." "Yeah, and also let's not just walk out into an ambush." "So, here's the plan." "What we're going to..." "MASTIFF CREAKS" "~ Shit!" "~ Boss?" "Nick?" "Nick?" "Shit." "Nick!" "Nick!" "~ Slap him, wake him up." "~ Shut up, Mac." "Thought you'd want to slap him after what he said about the padre." "It's fucking serious." "OK." "We need to move him, get him into the recovery position, check his airways." "~ Grab his legs, Simon." "~ Easy, easy, easy!" "OK, there's a medic in the Jackal." "We search our way over..." "Hang about, what happened to wait here, 30-minute soak time?" "He needs a medic, numbnuts." "He's breathing." "Oh, thank you, Dr Fuckwit MD." "~ Get those doors open now!" "~ Don't!" "Excuse me, I'm in charge here." "I'm just doing what the boss said and I'm number two so..." "Number two." "~ Number twos are jobbies." "~ I was Acting Sergeant but turned down promotion to stay with this bunch of twats." "That was quite touching, actually." "All right, then." "Act like a sergeant." "Think about your men." "What happens when we get out there?" "We could walk into an ambush." "Bang-bang, he's dead." "Bang-bang, HE'S dead." "People running for cover and then what if there's secondary devices?" "Boom!" "That's him." "Not so lucky now." "And then he wakes up because he's only knocked out and he's basically fine, and these lot are all in body bags cos you weren't thinking straight." "~ Want to know what I think?" "~ No." "As the boss said, the safest place to be is in a heavily armoured metal box." "I've found one!" "OK." "OK, we stay put." "But he isn't "basically fine"." "No ambush, no secondaries, we get him to a hospital but half an hour later than we could." "Too late, he's dead and we spend years feeling like shit because we didn't get him a fucking medic." "So this is me thinking straight, OK?" "We search our way over to the other vehicle now." "Fine, fine, we'll do it your way." "Rocket, Simon, hold me out the back." "Legs, tell the other vehicles we need a medic now." "Oi!" "We need a medic." "By the way, my unit call me 50-cal." "Shut up, Legs." "~ Medic's here." "~ How's the ATO?" "Passed out, breathing normally." "He's not bleeding." "With you ASAP." "Rest of you OK?" "I've sustained mild injuries but I'm fine." "Quite lucky, actually." "Such tenderness, such care." "All right, Mac." "I fucked him once, ages ago when we were drunk and we said we'd never speak of it again." "How's that going?" "I don't even fancy him." "HE MIMICS A KLAXON" "I don't!" "HE MIMICS A KLAXON" "Fuck off!" "I've seen far too much of his bullshit to still fancy him." ""Still"?" "So you fancied him once?" "Briefly." "HE LAUGHS" "~ Oi, you fuckwits, you nearly dropped ~ me then!" "Sorry." "~ And now you're not over him." "~ I am!" "HE MIMICS A KLAXON I fucking am, all right?" "I don't think about him, I don't care who he's shagging, has shagged, wants to shag..." "I simply don't care what he wants." "NICK GRUNTS" "Nick?" "!" "Nick?" "!" "You know what you should do to get over him?" "Before you go on, does this involve me having a threesome with you and Rocket's mum?" "Mmm, ideally but there's more than one way to skin a cat... as we found out when we had all those feral cats." "All right, if I wasn't over him - which I am - what should I do?" "Which I'm not going to do." "You make a list of all his bad points." "Then whenever you start fancying him again, just bring out the list." "Genius, I'd deffo do that if I wasn't over him, which I totally am." "And... you could draw a cock and balls on his forehead." "You cannae fancy someone with a cock and balls on his forehead." "I'm totally doing that." "So, tell me what's happened." "An ammo box dropped on his head." "Probably a bit of concussion." "Oh, and Simon's gone mental, keeps saying today's his lucky day." "Probably a bit of a cunt." "~ Blimey, best medic ever!" "~ I'm not going to fuck you." "~ You two vallon round the vehicle." "~ OK." "~ On it." "He's been out for five minutes." "~ Five minutes?" "~ What?" "What is it?" "You didn't draw a cock and balls on his head?" "Well, I couldn't find a marker pen amongst all this crap." "♪ I should be so lucky" "♪ Lucky, lucky, lucky" "♪ I should be so lucky in love. ♪" "Bit of medical advice - stop fucking singing or I'll stab you in the larynx." "So, relief company's on their way, still no secondaries." "Right." "I'd best get some evidence phots for the boss." "Oh, and, Bird, good call with the medic, you were probably right." "Probably right or was actually right?" "Sound similar but are quite different." "OK." "I just thought your judgment was off cos you and Nick have, er..." "Oh, Jesus Christ!" "It was one fuck." "Which is precisely one more fuck than the amount of fucks" "I give about Nick Medhurst right now." "So will people please stop fucking going on about it?" "!" "Not over him." "Too right." "Here, Simon, pass us the forensic kit." "Sure thing, daddio!" "~ Bloody hell, dickwad!" "~ You are very welcome." "Fuck was that?" "~ A punch." "~ It's no your go." "~ Oh." "~ I've got the punch." "Oh!" "Fair play." "And you still owe me one so..." "Oh, aye." "Oh!" "It's no so good when you're expecting it." "I wasn't expecting it." "But you just asked me to punch you." "Oh, aye." "So now you can punch me." "Brilliant!" "No!" "You've got to do it when I'm not expecting it." "Right." "Are you expecting it now?" "Aye!" "Oh!" "THEY GIGGLE" "Oi!" "It's for Weapons Intelligence." "~ WISWO!" "~ So you're saying we need to look intelligent?" "~ Ooh, photo op." "No." "Oh, come on, Towerblock, one for the album." "The day of destiny." "Nothing like a near miss to put things in perspective." "A near miss, Simon, or a direct hit?" "Help us put aside our petty squabbles." "Right." "Oh." "Oh, actually, yeah, that's a good idea." "~ Yeah, forgive and forget." "~ Oh, he's getting it." "So you, for example, won't be at all bothered that I broke your iPod speakers." "~ What?" "~ Yeah, I mean, on a day like today, that just doesn't matter, does it?" "Exactly." "They're just speakers." "Big deal." "Sorry, how exactly did you break them?" "They just stopped working." "Sure, sure." "Who cares?" "They were quite robust those." "They're just some high-street electronics that you can replace for, what?" "20 quid?" "Something like that." "They were £39.99, but whatever." "Glad to see we're discussing the retail price of things, rather than, I don't know, say, The Taliban, secondary devices, general warry shit." "Sorry." "Anyway, I don't think there'll be any secondaries, not today." "Not now Lady Luck is playing our favourite..." "Bird, secondary." "Mark and avoid." "Sorry, Simon, you were saying?" "~ Well, it's..." "~ Bird, another one!" "Two..." "Of course there are secondaries, Towerblock, this is Afghanistan but we haven't been ambushed, have we?" "Nobody's shooting at us so... ~ BULLETS RICOCHET ~ Cover!" "~ Get down!" "~ Take cover!" "Where the fuck are they?" "Can anyone see?" "They're bloody close." "Shit!" "They shot me in the fucking head!" "Technically, the helmet." "Lucky you, see?" "Are you fucking mental?" "!" "Not now, you fucking moron!" "You said when you don't expect." "How many are there?" "Half a dozen?" "Eight?" "Ten?" "Shit!" "Mac, rocket on me." "Enemies." "Multiple ten, 150 metres." "RAPID FIRE!" "~ Everything all right, loves?" "~ Boss, get back inside!" "No fucking heroics, Sir." "You need to be careful in case there's a subcranial bleed." "I'm feeling both tickety and boo." "Yeah, that's the funny thing about bleeding around the brain." "I had one recently." "REME Sergeant banged his head on a Jackal." "Out cold, came to, lucid for about two hours and then... he dropped dead." "SHE CHUCKLES" "It's not VERY funny, is it?" "Oh, you'll be fine... probably." "OK, we need to think about an extraction plan, so..." "INCOMING!" "We've got minutes before they get the aim right on those." "We are fucked!" "Oh, fucking hell!" "Man down!" "Medic!" "Oh, shit!" "Coming!" "Don't operate any heavy machinery, avoid stressful situations." "I'll do my best." "Private Sykes, down there." "~ We'll cover you." "~ OK." "Oh, if I die," "~ make sure Captain Medhurst gets a scan." "~ What for?" "Subcranial bleed." "You don't want him to drop dead over dinner." "Unless it's jelly." "Boing!" "I should go." "Covering fire!" "Where did you get shot, you useless prick?" "Nice day for it." "Boss, get back in the van!" "We've got this." "Really?" "Cos it looks like a gale-force shit storm" "~ that you totally haven't got." "~ Incoming!" "~ Jesus!" "~ Fuck me!" "~ Taliban are moving." "~ They're trying to flank us." "Roger that." "What's that?" "I'm getting a sort of high-pitched whine." "~ What?" "~ Eh?" "Boss, you're concussed." "No, I'm fine but I can definitely hear something." "Bird!" "They're moving round the side." "Right, here's the plan - we bugger the fuck off." "OK." "We use the dead ground to the north of that track, keep our arses low, make our way to those vehicles and..." "Oh, fuck me!" "OK, so let's not do that." "~ OK." "New plan - we leave by that road." "~ Yeah, but it's riddled" "~ with IEDs." "~ That's because it's the best route out." "We bring back Sykes, I blow the devices in situ." "We get back to base like fucking legends... ~ But you're..." "~ .. and whatever Mac was imagining me doing with Mary," "I am totally doing with Mary." "Please tell me that is not why you're going down there." "Of course not." "Not entirely." "Towerblock, back me up!" "He's in no state to start fucking about with explosives." "You're right." "She's right." "Look, Boss, we keep our position here, the Apaches will be here soon." "And they will have a fantastic view of a dead ATO, a dead bleep and a dead... what does he do again?" "You are fucked in the head, Boss!" "I'm kidding, I'm fine." "No, you weren't!" "The medic said you need a scan." "Oh, shit, I forgot my pocket MRI." "Right, PE7." "Whoa!" "I just stood up too fast" " I am fine." "Boss...?" "We're going to run short on ammo if this carries on much longer." "Try hitting them, Skip." "Thank you, McDowell(!" ")" "It's OK, everyone, choppers are here!" "NO ROTOR SOUND / ONLY GUNFIRE" "No..." "No, it was just that whining noise again, it's gone." "Right" " I'm going down." "You can't use a vallon, your hearing's all over the place." "They do vibrate as well, you know." "I am as steady as a rock." "Enough twatting about now, Boss." "I'm coming down there with you." "~ One man risk." "~ No." "This man, massive risk." "Two men, and we might just get everyone out of here." "I do not need you!" "I promise that I will not tell the padre that you had help." "SHE SIGHS EXASPERATEDLY" "All right, go get a vallon and some PE7." "~ Happy?" "~ No!" "Good." "Right, we need both of those two back here now." "Rocket!" "Go and give the Medic a hand bringing back Sykes." "Roger that." "They're moving again." "~ In three - one, two, three." "~ Go, go, go." "Right, we need a metric fuck-ton of covering fire." "Boss, this is insane!" "Your mum is..." "Zing!" "Right." "I made that list." "Aye?" "He's arrogant, doesn't listen, self-obsessed, sexually incontinent, childish, petty and he keeps making stupid jokes about being concussed." "If your list is that long, I don't think you're over him at all." "Bollocks!" "Oh, I'm not, am I?" "He's a lanky, posh twat and I'm not bloody over him." "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Argh!" "Shitting fucking fuckballs!" "Told you." "Right, Boss, you're up." "Right, what's your advice now, then?" "Let me guess, punch him in the head?" "No, violence never solves anything." "If he goes on about Mary, just nod and smile and move on." "Uh-huh." "Thanks for the girlie chat, Mac." "No bother." "So much easier with men." "And a gun." "What am I doing again?" "Oh, yeah - bombs." "Erm..." "Just stay still, would you?" "Huh." "Home time!" "You fucking ARE concussed!" "What?" "No, it's dodgy oysters." "What?" "Shit, get in the mastiff!" "All right, all right!" "Right, order of march." "Mac, you go point." "Grab the vallon, search beyond the devices." "Simon, go last man." "Everyone squared?" "Any questions?" "Do I still have the punch?" "Ah, look, the not-particularly-quick Reaction Force is here." "Nick!" "Nick, are you all right?" "Yeah, I'm fine, shut up." "GUNFIRE" "Let's go, superstars!" "Good work, Boss." "Genuinely can't remember what I did." "You will tell Mary what I did, right?" "HELICOPTER ROTORS WHIRR" "Ah, now I can hear Apaches." "♪ You couldn't care less" "♪ So I guess you won't" "♪ Change your mind again. ♪" "Home, sweet home." "Hello, Captain." "Wasn't expecting you back so soon." "This won't be smoked for hours." "Is that ham?" "Out here?" "Ham-style goat." "Mmm, tasty." "Erm, yeah!" "Very tasty." "Worth every penny." "~ Is the padre in?" "~ I think so." "You need to see the medic." "Padre first." "Nick..." "He needs to go to Bastion for a scan." "Ah!" "The eternal bond between the ATO and his bleep." "Touching(!" ")" "Carry on." "Sir." "♪ I'm not in love, so don't forget it" "♪ It's just a silly phase I'm going through. ♪" "Yes!" "Better!" "Oh..." "So, Mary..." "Now, this isn't going to sound like me and I don't think it's the concussion talking, and I am definitely not ruling out another fantastic fuck on the desk, but..." "I've realised something today." "You and me, we've got... .. very little in common." "So you are...?" "I'm the new padre, Keith Turnbull." "Is there anything I can help with?" "Where's Mary..." "May..." "Major Greenstock?" "She requested a transfer." "Urgently." "And now we know why." "Shit." "Really?" "Bloody hell." "Here's your speakers." "The light comes on, but there's nothing doing." "~ Oh, yeah, sometimes the volume resets to zero." "~ Eh?" "MUSIC:" "Beautiful Day By U2" "Hmm?" "See?" "Some days do just work out for the best." "Here's to fate, destiny and Lady Luck!" "Jesus, ah!" "Shit!" "Fucking hell!" "It's just not your lucky day, is it, Simon?" "~ Yeah, well, you owe me £39.99, Towerblock." "~ Nick!" "They should be water resistant!" "She's gone, Bird." "What?" "Mary." "She's gone." "Really?" "Shit, who am I going to take the piss out of now?" "Too soon?" "I genuinely thought we could have..." "Never mind." "Right, you." "CAT scan." "Transport in ten." "Cheers." "Hey, maybe Mary's still at Bastion!" "If I can find her, then..." "Oh, Boss, if it wasn't for your possible subcranial bleed," "I would punch you in the head." "~ What?" "!" "~ Instead, I've got to do this." "Oof!" "Stop going on about fucking Mary!" "Yes, I know." "I've just had an idea for a new game - kicking people in the balls!" "OK." "Oh!" "Brilliant." "MAC LAUGHS"

"... becauseofthedefianceof one person." "You must forget about him." "He was a wild spirit and this was always to be his fate." "You talk as if he's already dead" "Even if he does survive this time, he's a greener..." "... sosetyoursightselsewhere for a husband." "I'll never set my sights elsewhere." "This is all the medicine I could find." "I'm sorry." "The gods took your father in the night." "As long as we stay here, there'll never be enough to eat." "Never." "There may be other places we could live where food is plentiful." "All it takes is one demon to follow you back from the forbidden land." "Then we'd all be struck down." "Have you ever seen one?" "Have you?" "Has anyone here ever seen one?" "A demon?" "A monster!" "A beast!" "The stories are true." "The gods used to live here." "They watched over and protected man, but man grew selfish..." "... andcruel." "So thegodsleft ..." "... allowingthedemons to descend from the sky." "As survivors, we must dedicate our lives to pleasing the gods..." "... sothatoneday theywill come back and drive away the demons." "That is our fate." "Only if you believe in fate." "I'm sorry." "I can't take you." "I can't handle myself as well as a man?" "No." "You arrogant greener." "You can handle yourself better than most men..." "... whichiswhyyou need to help the village." "Your mother gave this to me before she died." "She hoped it'd be passed to your children." "It's for good luck." "Don't let anything happen to you out there." "Easy!" "Easy!" "So you're the beast we're all afraid of." "Not a lot of meat on a dragon." "You have been fortunate in the hunt." "I hope you thanked the gods." "A nonbeliever." "I believe what I can see." "A nonbeliever, huh?" "You from the caves?" "Probably never seen a god." "Would you like to?" "What do you know about gods?" "We've seen gods." "Rock and I." "You lying thieves." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute, we're hunting." "No time to show you gods with no food." "We need food." "We must hunt." "Nonbeliever." "Wait." "First you show me the god." "Then we eat." "Look." "Frozen ones." "The way to the great god village is marked by these frozen ones." "When the gods left this world, they ordered man not to look at them." "Those that disobeyed were frozen in place for all of eternity." "When the gods lived here they could fly through the air." "They'd drive chariots in front of special caves with golden arches." "Golden." "And the food would magically appear." "Magic." "Here!" "The gods weren't allowed to fall in love with mortal women." "This one did..." "... andwasleftbehind, frozen as punishment." "Are you sure this was a god?" "I thought you said you believe what you can see." "If you need proof..." "... whenthesungoesdown ,youcansee the rest of the gods in the sky." "They're the bright lights." "The evil beasts hunt in the dark." "We need to find shelter." "There's a cave over here." "Look at those poor bastards." "They really angered the gods." "Carlo." "Let's eat." "Go." "Go." "What's a "greener"?" "The grass is greener on the other side." "Always looking for something better, something out there." "Maybe she was right." "God stone." "Sharp." "No, you keep it." "You keep it." "Where we're from, a good woman is a hard thing to find." "So if you were stupid enough to leave a good woman behind..." "... whydon'tyoutellmewhere sheis so I can go get her for myself?" "No!" "Forget about me." "Get out of here." "I can't move!" "No!" "Oh, heavenly gods!" "Don't breathe the air!" "It's poison!" "My chest is on fire!" "It helps you breathe." "Take it!" "I can't!" "Get off my brother." "What's he saying?" "Don't know." "Who's responsible for allowing him to run around?" "He shot the wrangler." "I'm a little pressed for time." "Save the going-away jokes for later." "No joke, sir." "I swear." "The man-animal got a hold of this gun." "Really?" "Show me." "Sir?" "Reach for the gun." "But, sir, I might get shot." "Sure, you might." "And I might suddenly grow a third arm!" "But it shot the wrangler." "Any report filed today still has my name on it..." "... andyouareout ofyour skull-bone if you think I'm going to write..." "... " shotbyaman-animal"asthe cause of death unless I see it!" "If I obey your command, I may get killed." "If you don't, it's a certainty you will be killed." "Reach for the gun." "Well, I'll be damned." "Teleportation sequence activated." "Teleportation sequence activated." "It is a pleasure to see you, Your Excellency." "I would be honored to expedite your clearance through security." "Please, call me Zete." "Does all of Earth look like this?" "I'm afraid so, sir." "Pathetic." "All the green and the blue sky." "They told me this planet was ugly, but this is one of the ugliest..." "... intheentireuniverse." "I couldn't agree more." "I hate these puny, undersized planets." "The gravity is so different." "One does get used to it." "And the human-animals, grossly undersized." "They don't make good eating, Your Excellency." "My executive assistant, Ker." "Thank you." "He has been fully trained to replace me as chief of security." "As soon as my transfer goes through." "Well, Ker..." "... oncewefinishminingout this miserable little planet..." "... Let'sdotheuniverseafavor ." "Let's exterminate the lot of them." "Oh, you're too much." "So they tell me." "Please, come this way." "Spy satellites recorded those." "What is this species?" "According to the Clinko historians..." "... thespeciesis called"dog."" "Dog." "Yes." "Obviously the superior race, having the man-animal chauffeur." "Well, dogs did prove to be more cooperative than the man-animals." "They weren't as useful when it came to manual labor." "I am honored by your visit, Your Excellency." "Thank you, Planetship." "You'll be pleased." "I approved additional labor resources." "They'll be here by the end of quarter cycle." "Thank you, Your Excellency." "Now, let's see." "Your long overdue transfer." "You must be looking forward to getting off this disgusting excuse of a planet." "I just want to do whatever serves the corporation best, sir." "Very admirable." "And I must say, you've done..." "... afirst-ratejobhere as interim security chief." "Hear, hear!" "Hear, hear!" "I do what I can." "So we've decided to keep you for another tour of service." "There must be some mistake." "Home Office does not make mistakes." "Of course not." "But have you looked at my file?" "It explicitly says that this is a temporary assignment." "Are you not aware that I graduated top of my class?" "Quite an accomplishment." "I don't mean to second-guess the Home Office..." "... butsurelyIcouldbe of better service" "Home Office is well aware of your academic achievements and talents." "That's why we've decided not to keep you here for another five cycles." "It's a joke." "Thank you, sir." "I don't know if I could've kept my sanity..." "... tobehereanotherfive cycles." "We've decided to keep you here for another 50 cycles!" "With endless options for renewal!" "Those options, of course..." "... beingatHomeOffice'sdiscretion." "Not yours." "The senator..." "... hasa lotof friends." "Would you please tell the senator..." "... ifI 'dhadevenaninklingthat that was his daughter" "Watch your tongue." "The senator's exact words to me were, and I'm quoting:" ""If that blasted Terl tries to talk his way out of it..." "... havehimvaporizedonthespot. "" "But cheer up." "There's one bright side to this." "One day you're going to die, and when you end up in hell..." "... atleastit 'llbe astepup from this place." "You haven't left for Psychlo." "Your powers of observation are simply startling." "Give me three pans to go." "I don't know what you're so down about." "You still get to be head of security." "Which, from what I can tell, is a pretty cushy job." "Well, I can assure you..." "... thatI wasnotgroomedsincebirth to have some cushy job..." "... thatevenamoronlike you could perform." "While you were still learning how to spell your name..." "... Iwasbeingtrained to conquer galaxies!" "To do anything less..." "... isa disgrace to my entire family line." "That'll be six credits." "Put it on my tab." "You don't have a tab." "I do now." "You're new here, so I'll explain how it works." "I eat first." "Then my men eat." "If there's anything left, you can share it with them." "That's how it used to work." "Greener, let's just stay alive." "You're right." "So I'll fight you." "No." "Without food, we don't have strength to escape." "So now we're escaping?" "I am." "Come if you want." "We fight, it's to the death." "Say your prayers to the gods!" "We have enough problems without killing each other over food." "From now on, we eat at the same time." "Sir." "I was wondering when you'd look at that." "It came in last week, and I put it right in your box." "I've wasted my time, haven't I?" "If you're going to lie to me, have the decency to do a credible job..." "... soI don'tlooklikeanidiot for training you." "But I'm not lying." "I put the photo in your box as soon as it came in." "You are pathetic." "You wouldn't last one day at the academy." "And I saw you." "What?" "You said:" ""We use picto-cameras to spy on other offices." "But under no circumstance do we spy on our own office. "" "That's right." "We don't." "I do." "Start talking." "The photo's from last week's recon drone." "It shows a rockslide in the mountains." "It exposed a gold vein." "You were waiting for me to transfer..." "... soyoucouldturnitin and get credit." "I didn't think you'd mind." "I don't mind." "Turn it in." "But before you do, pretend you're not..." "... acompleteimbecile..." "... andcheckthecompogradients." "It's full of uranium." "No Psychlo..." "... cangettherewithouthisbreathgas exploding." "No way to mine the gold." "But what I do mind is that you betrayed me over a lousy recon photo!" "It's worthless!" "You said so!" "But you didn't know it was worthless!" "I would never hurt you, sir." "I'm unarmed." "You can't shoot me." "It's against regulations, sir." "I can make this up to you, sir." "I promise." "I swear." "Please, sir." "You do not have to shoot me, sir." "Shoot you?" "My most trusted colleague?" "Of course not." "We have work to do." "Come." "Tomorrow morning, we must warn the Planetship of the mutiny." "What mutiny?" "The one you're going to pretend is in the works..." "... Likeyourlifedependedonit ." "Because it does." "If the worker revolt takes place, my informants tell me..." "... thatthefirstorderofbusinessis to separate you from your head." "Which is why there will be no revolt." "I am authorizing you to use whatever means necessary to prevent it." "The best way is to increase profits and stop cutting the workers' pay." "Production equals profits." "And I've already ordered as many new workers as possible..." "... toboostproduction." "But we have to pay the new workers." "Maybe you were absent the day they taught economics at the academy, Ker." "But nobody works for free." "Man-animals do." "What if we were to train them how to mine?" "Man-animals operating machinery?" "Have you blown a head gasket?" "I will be the laughingstock of the universe." "So you should have me take man-animals..." "... withequipment, out to a remote area..." "... betterthatyoudon 'tknowwhere, and try and train them." "Have them do some test mining." "If it doesn't work out, no one will know." "Right." "And if it does work..." "... Iwillbe vaporized." "It is against the law." "Regulations say..." "... aPlanetshipfacedwith a profit-threatening situation..." "... isrelieved of all other ordinances..." "... topursue,to protect and to acquire said profits." "There you have it." "We stick to the original plan." "Bring in new workers..." "... andtheygo on half-pay as soon as they arrive." "And that is final!" "Run!" "Run!" "Okay, now!" "Pull his breath mask off." "Last time we didn't even stop timing until its lungs burst." "That's the wager." "No way this man-animal lasts more than four minutes." "Help me!" "I need your air!" "The wager's off." "The damn thing cheated." "The Planetship is hiding something." "All we have to do is find out what it is..." "... thenwe'llhaveleverage." "And then we can get the gold." "What do you mean, we?" "It's my plan." "I'm sending the gold to Psychlo, then I'm getting off this stinking planet." "Come on, sir." "You gotta let me in on it." "I barely make any lousy credits in this job." "And I've got five wives to support, sir." "I don't know if I want to partner up with an idiot." "How do I even know you understand the plan?" "We train man-animals who don't need breath gas..." "... tominethegoldforus." "But Home Planet owns this planet." "The gold belongs to them." "That's the beauty of it." "Home Planet doesn't know the gold exists." "Those corporate crapheads won't know we stole it." "It's the perfect crime, sir." "Putting aside the serious violations of teaching mining to inferiors..." "... andinsultingcorporatesuperiors, each one punishable by death." "So it is my duty to report you..." "... thoughyou'llbe vaporized,and I'll have to train a new assistant." "But it's your stinking plan, sir." "So I'm glad I have a recording of you..." "... Layingouttheplan and my reprimanding you." "Think of it as part of your education." "Education, huh?" "Never engage in a criminal activity unless you have a patsy to pin it on..." "... incaseyouevergetfound out." "Thank you." "That's great." "But why do I have to be the patsy?" "So you don't get any bright ideas to get rid of Terl..." "... andkeepthegoldforyourself." "But I'd never double-cross you." "I've arranged that if any unfortunate accident were to befall me..." "... thiswouldgo straight to the Home Office." "Double or nothing I can blow off one of its limbs." "That one does seem to be unusually intelligent and resourceful." "But it's also defiant." "We'll need leverage over it." "Leverage?" "Over a man-animal?" "Man is a primitive species..." "... sowe'llneedsomethingprimitive for leverage." "Like food." "What do you think a man-animal would like to eat?" "What would he consider a treat?" "How the crap should I know?" "There's no way of knowing that." "But before we educate it on the machine..." "... we'lltakeit to themountains with a couple of the others." "Let them think they've escaped..." "... andthenwe 'llsitback and watch it choose its favorite food." "Yes." "Look!" "Three days, and they still haven't eaten anything yet." "Precisely." "Now that the man-animals feel..." "... thattheyhave enough distance from us..." "... soonthey'llfind their favorite food and celebrate." "What is it?" "Food." "Food!" "No spark, no flints, nothing." "You, Floyd?" "Plenty to burn." "Nothing to start a fire with." "That's their favorite." "Of course it is." "They could've selected anything." "It's not cooked." "If man-animal prefers rat uncooked, then our job is that much easier." "If they like their rat so much, how come those two aren't eating?" "Don't you know anything?" "The leader of the pack always eats first." "See?" "We're really going to have leverage over them now." "What are you doing?" "They know about the camera." "Don't be a knot-head." "It's a man-animal." "It couldn't possibly know about it." "You sure called that one, sir." "No way they know about the cameras." "Move your fat ass and let's go round them up!" "Crap, lousy ceiling!" "Great." "This is great." "What do we do now?" "What are you thinking, Jonnie?" "Don't even think about it." "You wouldn't live the jump, Jonnie." "You wouldn't live the jump!" "You can surrender and rot in those cages." "That's your choice." "I'm not going back!" "The monsters catch us, they'll take us to the mines." "Run!" "How do we know what he wants?" "They made me do this before." "Follow me and you'll be fine." "Don't touch anything." "Get them mad, think what they'll do to us." "Excuse me, but I am your instructor..." "... ifyou'llforgivesucharrogance..." "... forI donothavethehonor to be a Psychlo." "I'm a lowly Clinko language slave." "As you are listening to me, I most likely do not exist..." "... aswemayhavebeen exterminated like many other races..." "... bythegasdrones of our conquerors." "Please forgive my pretension..." "... asI tryto educateyou in Psychlo..." "... thenoblelanguage of our superiors." "You understand?" "You understand me?" "Are you hungry, little fella?" "Yes?" "Obviously, this is going to take a while." "Jonnie!" "Jonnie!" "Carlo!" "Carlo!" "I know who they are and where they're from." "I can speak their language." "Monsters?" "They're called Psychlos." "What did they do to him?" "They made him look into a light, a god machine." "It teaches." "It's a knowledge machine." "It sends pictures through your head so fast, it's spinning." "Let's go, Jonnie." "Come on." "No, I can't." "I have to stay." "I have to learn more about them." "This may be our only way out of here." "So this is the monster's language?" "No, no." "This is mathematics." "This is the unifying language of the entire universe." "Look." "This symbol is called a triangle." "If all these sides are equal..." "... thenthesethreeangles must also be equal." "Equal to what?" "To each other." "It's the basic foundation of Euclidean geometry." "Seems pretty hard to understand." "No, only at first." "And then it becomes clear in your mind." "I learned molecular biology." "This is the symbol for water and engineering." "See, a wing, see?" "And line and form and artistic composition." "You see, this is a square, like a cage." "I thought we were supposed to be working on stuff to help us escape." "This will." "All this will." "Jonnie." "Jonnie." "Human." ""The security chief should secure the field vault..." "... withaneight-digit combination code..." "... anddonotuse apersonal or employee..." "... identificationnumber."" "What's an identification number?" "There." "How many numbers is that?" "Eight." "Eight?" "Eight." "It's more clever than that." "The question is, how clever?" "Try the numbers backwards." "Look at this." "It's a recording machine." "This is how he watches us." "Stop!" "Chrissy, stop!" "What if he's not dead?" "Hope is an admirable quality, but foolish isn't." "I can't give you permission to go and get killed." "I don't need your permission." "I'm no longer a child." "Do you want lunch?" "It's obviously too much to ask a man-animal..." "... tolearnalanguage as sophisticated as Psychlo." "What if it can understand and it's pretending it can't?" "What the hell for?" "I don't know." "Maybe it's secretly listening, trying to get leverage over on us." "Man-animal getting leverage over a Psychlo." "That'll be the day." "What if this one is particularly stupid?" "Maybe we should train another one." "No time." "When they detect the gold..." "... thePlanetshipwillknow what we're doing." "We'll have to terminate the operation and cover our tracks." "It speaks Psychlo." "Go on, say something else." "You'll stay here as my prisoner..." "... whileyou,yougo and get a transporter." "Because you've learned Psychlo doesn't mean you are one." "Follow my orders or I'll have you killed." "How exactly do you plan to do that?" "Mickey, no!" "Mickey, no!" "If any of you rat-brains knew anything about firearms..." "... youwouldknowthatyounever store loaded weapons." "You drop him now!" "Drop him or I won't mine an ounce of your gold." "I'll have you vaporized and find someone else to mine it." "You don't have time." "You can't hide this from Home Office forever." "A man getting leverage over a Psychlo." "That'll be the day." "I think it's time that we show our little friend a thing or two." "As long as you cling to the feeble hope..." "... thatyou'lleverget the better of me..." "... you'llbedistracted from more important things." "Which is exactly why..." "... Isharethefollowingwith you:" "When we attacked your planet..." "... allyoursoldiersand all their advanced technology..." "... couldonlyputup a nine-minute fight..." "... beforetheywereexterminated." "Which is why man is an endangered species." "Everything you humans knew is here." "You can look at anything you want..." "... becausethereis nothing that will help you." "Satisfied?" "Yes." "I have one more demonstration for you and your friends." "You will be relocated to a new mining site." "If any of you get any bright ideas about escaping..." "... keepinmindthatalthoughyou know nothing about firearms, I do." "I graduated top marksman in my class." "I can kill any of you at 1 000 paces." "Tell them what I said." "We try to run, he'll kill us." "That's it?" "Yes." "Allow me to demonstrate." "No!" "Wait!" "Let's give this demon what it deserves." "Kill it, I say!" "Destroy it!" "Shoot!" "Shoot!" "Why wait?" "Kill it!" "Kill it." "Then we'll run." "Then what?" "What kind of life is it to run?" "Living in fear of being hunted?" "What about those we're leaving behind?" "There's nothing we can do." "Only the gods can free them." "You think the lights in the sky are gods waiting to save us?" "Do you?" "Those are planets, planets like this one." "The great villages were built by us." "By men and women just like us." "Willing to fight to the death for one thing:" "Their freedom!" "Do you think no one has tried?" "You can't defeat them." "That is our fate." "Yes, we can." "Yes, we can!" "But we have to go back." "We go back and learn about their weapons." "Our race is slowly dying and will be gone forever." "Let it be said that we took this one chance and fought!" "Are you with me?" "Are you with me?" "!" "We fight!" "If you're fighting the beast, me and my men are with you." "Thank you." "It's good to have friends out here." "May the gods be with you." "One as wise as you has ways to stop me from shooting." "I know if I'd tried, you would've killed me first." "Damn right, rat-brain!" "That's the first intelligent thing you've said." "Rest break is over." "There's something I need you to see so you're properly motivated." "You don't know her?" "No, I don't know her." "She's one of the foulest looking females I've ever seen." "While I tend to agree..." "... it'sobviousthatyou showalack of aptitude for strategic deception." "On the other hand, what you show marginal proficiency at is..." "... drawing." "This was found when she was collected." "The collar has enough explosives to remove her head from her body." "And this remote..." "... willactivateit from anywhere on the planet." "So if you disobey me, let me show you what will happen." "Please don't harm her." "I believe you." "Don't worry, rat-brain." "Every collar has its own frequency." "I'm not going to blow up your little female friend." "Just..." "... thisone." "You made your point." "I said I would mine your gold." "Please don't kill him." "Please." "Fine." "Due to our new working relationship, I will grant you this one request." "I won't kill him." "But you may never ask of me anything again." "I promise." "As I've said, I won't kill him." "Yes, sir." "Stupid humans." "No, no, no." "What you did was right." "It was right for all of us." "Greener, you're a thinker..." "... andthegodsrespectthinkers." "You didn't kill Sammy." "Jonnie, this is not living." "This is..." "... cages!" "Cages!" "Even if we escaped and went back to where we all came from..." "... it'dbelikeyou said." "We'd be waiting for the Psychlos to hunt us down." "I think that is not living either." "We all chose to fight." "Count us in too!" "What's going on?" "Someone knows how to speak the Psychlo's language." "He's gonna help us fight." "Yes." "Ker, I'd like you to meet Chirk." "She's... ." "His soon-to-be newly acquired secretary." "Yes." "Really?" "She's stupid enough not to be a menace, pretty enough to be decorative." "She gets drunk with economical speed and has other advantages." "I can see that." "Don't you have some work to do?" "No." "Ker?" "All right, sir." "Now, listen, missy..." "... I'mstillwaitingfor the Planetship's accounts." "I had to go way beyond the call of duty to get these." "I see." "Well, that's why I especially chose you." "So you'll keep your side of the bargain?" "Which was?" "You said we'd have a huge house when we go back to Psychlo next year." "We're going to be rich, right?" "Right." "I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo..." "... ona straightdietofKerbango." "Well, isn't it interesting..." "... thatyouhavebeenkeeping two sets of books..." "... andtellingallthe workers..." "... thattheplanethas been operating at a loss?" "I only claimed that it was running at a loss..." "... totryandmotivatethem all to work harder." "Oh, yes, of course." "And it had nothing to do with the fact..." "... thatitallowedyou to cut the workers' pay..." "... andkeepallthe extracredit for yourself." "Did it?" "That." "Well, I can explain that." "Well, unfortunately, the company requires me to vaporize you." "On the other hand..." "... Icouldunderstandsomeone in your situation..." "... beingoldandhavingnofuture..." "You can?" "Oh, yes." "It's really of no interest to anybody..." "... tohaveyounot bePlanetship." "But it would be prudent of you to start to share your authority." "But these forms are all blank, undated." "You could put anything you wanted on them." "You would run the entire planet!" "I would be nothing but a puppet." "Well, if you don't want to do it that way..." "... wecouldalwaysdoitby ..." "... thebook." "What the hell does the Planetship need with all this mining equipment?" "That's not even the crazy part." "He's ordered me to take a group of man-animals to a remote area..." "... withtheequipmenttosee if they can be trained to mine." "Man-animals being able to mine?" "Yes." "Old Psychlo's gone completely insane." "Indeed." "But what can I do?" "An order is an order." "You have a busy day, rat-brain." "First, learning how to fly..." "... thenonto thelearningmachine for mining techniques." "Crash one more time..." "... andyourlittlefriend will no longer be among the living." "Again." "Again!" "Never underestimate what a little leverage can do, rat-brain." "That's good, man-animal." "This is the lever where we mine the gold!" "Lever!" "Up, down!" "Warning:" "External sensors indicate dangerous radiation levels ahead." "This is as far as I can go!" "Land it!" "Meet me back here in 1 4 days." "I want the ship's cage half-filled with gold." "And even though I won't be at the mining site..." "... I'llbewatchingyou ." "How's your side?" "It's good." "Good." "Next time, you fly." "No, no, no." "Even if we do mine enough gold..." "... we'llbeluckytofill half of that cage in time." "That's why we're not mining." "What about the big uglies watching us with that eye in the sky?" "Carlo, look." "Here's the men, right?" "We split them in half." "One group goes..." "... andonegroupstays..." "... anditlooksasif we're still working." "But if we don't deliver it in 1 4 days to Terl, he's just gonna kill us." "There's a place called Fort Knox where the gold's already been mined." "Listen, there will be no mining, but we'll deliver it." "Okay, so we have to pretend that we're mining the gold." "We have to figure out where we're gonna get the gold..." "... thenwehavetogetthesupplies to help our revolt." "Yeah." "We barely have men to do one of those things..." "... Let'saloneallthree." "It's good to have friends on the outside!" "Come on!" "If you two kept your eyes open, that'd be a great help." "Look for an ocean." "If you see any, we've gone too far." "I think this is it." "I think we're in Washington." "We're still in Colorado." "That's impossible." "I've been watching, we haven't crossed this line." "You're not paying attention." "Let him navigate and watch me." "You're gonna fly on the way back." "We couldn't have crossed all these lines." "Well, we did." "The lines must have faded over time." "This great village was the capital for all our tribes." "This is where our people's history was buried." "Here." "When the Psychlos attacked Earth..." "... theysentoutflyinggasdrones." "Our ancestors must've made it out into these remote radiated areas..." "... andtheonlyreasonthey survived was because radiation is..." "... LethaltothePsychlos." "And that was not good for them." "That's good for us." "Even if we fail, the people will be safe if they stay" "Safe from being hunted..." "... butradiationis also poisonous for humans." "So, you see, either way..." "... ifwedon'ttakeback ourplanet..." "... thelastof humanity becomes extinct." "Based on what I've read about Psychlo security..." "... ifwerevolted..." "... onlyusingweaponstheydon't perceive as any real threat..." "... ifwejustuse rocksandsticks..." "... they'lljustthrowus back in the cages." "But..." "... we'regonnastagethisrevolt inside the dome." "So the Psychlos are gonna have to come inside the city to round us up." "And that is when we blow the dome." "Carlo's gonna blow the dome." "They won't have masks." "They can't breathe." "They die." "Carlo?" "I'm gonna blow the dome?" "You're gonna blow the dome." "Piece of cake." "Piece of cake, piece of cake." "But remember, as soon as we blow the dome..." "... boom,stage2alarm." "What is that?" "Thousands of gas drones and troops will be teleported here." "We can't fight against that." "Then what's the point?" "If they send more monsters to Earth, we get wiped out." "Well, the point is, we don't let it get to stage 2." "We'll destroy their Home Planet before it happens." "Their Home Planet?" "Their Home Planet." "We need some extra supplies before we can do that." "Our first stop is a radiation bomb storage bunker." "Is everyone clear?" "Count us in." "Look." "Flying machines." "These are flying machines." "They're weapons of some kind." "Flying spears." "I think there's a little more to it than that." "It's a learning machine." "Teach us to fly." "You're right." "It's like breaking a horse." "Can you teach your men to fly this?" "Piece of cake, piece of cake." "Piece of cake." "Try and keep it level." "Jonnie!" "What is it?" "I think I found one." "Come on!" "Nuclear firebomb!" "Piece of cake." "According to the book, there's a firing mechanism..." "... thathasto be in placebefore it's operational." "Don't touch the auto-sensor." "What happens if we do?" "The bomb will explode." "Big fire." "Look." "Greeners from this cave." "Off." "Off." "War- -ning." "Warning." "Warning." "Warning." "Warning." "Get it?" "What does the auto-sensor look like?" "There's an illustration in Appendix A." "What?" "What?" "We don't have Appendix A." "More books, Jonnie." "It's okay." "I thought you said nuclear fires were powerful?" "It's not nuclear." "Mickey!" "Sorry." "You're sorry." "Mickey!" "Stop touching things and turn off the damn light." "Leave it on." "Look." "Good work, Mickey." "You just found Appendix A." "Will this be enough to blow up their whole planet?" "Radiation reacts with their planet's atmosphere." "There's enough to destroy it forever." "Let me do it." "Let me go there and detonate the weapon." "It's brave of you, Mickey, but it's my plan, so I go." "You're the only one who speaks the monsters' language." "You know things about them!" "Listen..." "... withoutyouleadingthisrevolt..." "... wemightnotsucceed." "I hope their eye in the sky didn't see the gold through the lead walls." "Start filling the cage." "We'll hide half and deliver the other half to Terl tonight." "Why is it in bars?" "I assumed, sir..." "... thata Psychloof yourrefinement wouldn't want raw ore." "Really?" "Since you have had extra time..." "... tosmeltit intobricks..." "... I'llexpecttherestofthegold in seven days." "He has no intention of sharing that gold with you." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Why are you here?" "You should be mining the gold!" "You really think the only reason he made that recording..." "... wastohaveyou ashispatsy ?" "Do you, Ker?" "No." "He has leverage over you..." "... andit'llguaranteeyou never see an ounce." "How do you know about those recordings?" "It really is amazing..." "... thecollectionof discs you find in Terl's personal vault." "First, we trade." "The disc" "I don't think so!" "Because if you don't give me the disc now..." "... Iwillblowyourhead off." "You want to trade?" "Let's trade." "Hooray!" "Won't the Psychlo see I'm not wearing the collar?" "After tonight, won't matter much either way." "Jonnie, I know you don't believe in fate..." "... butI 'vealwaysknown this was your destiny." "This is our destiny." "It's freedom for all of us." "For our children." "Children?" "Beautiful." "Quickly!" "What if this one is particularly stupid?" "There's no time." "When they detect the gold the Planetship will know what we're doing." "We'll have to terminate the operation and cover our tracks." "When they detect the gold, the Planetship will know what we're doing." "We'll have to terminate the operation and cover our tracks." "I've been thinking." "80/20 is a pretty fair distribution of the gold." "But I should get the 80% ." "And with my share, I'm gonna fire all my wives..." "... andbuynewones." "Maybe pretty ones this time." "Ker-bango!" "Congratulations." "You've learned how to get leverage over someone, haven't you?" "Which means I haven't wasted my time training you, have I?" "You're not upset?" "Don't be crazy." "You know how long I've waited for this day?" "I know the perfect way to celebrate." "What are you doing?" "You can't shoot me." "I made a copy and gave it to someone for safekeeping." "You are just too good of a teacher." "How about giving your old teacher a clue as to who this might be?" "You insult yourself, sir." "You taught me better." "How am I supposed to know who it is?" "I don't know." "It could be anybody on this damn planet." "It could be a mechanic." "No." "It could be a concubine." "No, no." "It could be anybody in communications." "Wrong!" "I hate these things." "It's like it's a test I'm not prepared for." "Well, hell, it could even be our friendly bartender!" "Please." "I made a mistake." "Now, give me the original disc..." "... thenmeetme at theteleportation platform in two hours." "Sir." "The control bunker's to the right." "Three guards left." "Two from the guardhouse, one coming from the north." "I'll take the guardhouse." "Jonnie, the shooting's triggered the alarm." "Five guards from the south, heavily armed and moving fast." "Between you and the bunker." "Jonnie!" "The man-animals have escaped." "They're running into the city." "Send some guards out and round them up." "I'm busy." "Don't bother me with every little detail." "Gotta round them up." "Psychlos!" "Psychlos!" "7-7-3." "Greener?" "Carlo." "Explosives are set." "Can I blow the dome?" "Greener?" "What's going on?" "Talk to me!" "It's Carlo." "What's going on?" "Talk to me." "Hold on!" "If I don't get Mickey to Psychlo, they'll send drones." "Well, hurry up." "Just hurry up, because I've got company." "Here they are." "Panther!" "Hang on." "I'm right on his tail." "You know what you gotta do." "Greener, come on." "I've gotta blow this dome now!" "I'm teleporting Mickey and the bomb." "Hang on." "I'm seconds away." "Jonnie, come on." "They're destroying the bombs." "It's now or never." "Now!" "Now, go ahead!" "Blow the dome!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Teleportation sequence terminated." "Interrupting something?" "Jonnie?" "Jonnie?" "Why isn't it coming down?" "The dome is holding!" "It's not working." "It's only cracked!" "The dome isn't broken." "We can't hold out long." "Attention!" "This is Terl, your chief of security." "Exterminate all man-animals at will." "And happy hunting!" "Run!" "Run!" "What's with the dome?" "Hold on, I'm taking it out now." "Help us!" "They're killing us!" "We're not gonna make it!" "I think we should pull out!" "I'm blowing the dome." "In five." "Four." "Three." "Two." "One." "Piece of cake." "Everyone on the ground now!" "Go!" "Teleportation sequence activated." "Teleportation sequence activated." "Psychlo War Center, this is a stage 3 alert!" "I repeat, a stage 3 alert." "Initiate the gas drone extermination sequence." "You have been quite a challenge, rat-brain." "You'll make a hell of a conversation piece..." "... whenyou'restuffed and hanging on the academy wall." "Where's the rest of my gold?" "I'll exchange it for my woman's life." "My life is over, but hers is of no consequence to you." "Thanks for reminding me, rat-brain." "Now, where is it?" "Trust me, you don't want to do that." "Trust me, there's nothing I want more." "Carlo came through." "Why don't you vaporize me?" "Leverage." "If there are other Psychlo colonies out there..." "... they'llsendoutgas drones and exterminate us." "But if they learn that it was your greed..." "... thatdestroyedtheirHomePlanet..." "... thenallthecredits in the universe..." "... won'tequalthebounty on your head." "But there is one thing you rat-brains weren't smart enough to realize." "Kill them." "I fixed the problem with it." "It works now." "You imbecile!" "What kind of game are you playing?" "Since I'm teaching them our technology, they made me the head Psychlo." "Look at the bright side." "You may not be wallowing in luxury on Psychlo..." "... butatleastyou finally got your gold." "English Subtitles by SDI Media Group"

"THE LAST SUMMER OF LA BOYITA" "Hold tight!" "Turn it around..." "The big ones go in this box." "No, don't touch that." "The books go in this box, here." "On Sunday, the doctor comes and takes everything." "The large ones, here." "In this corner." "The American President, Ronald Reagan, declared today..." "Leave the diplomas, I will take care of them." "They're sacred." "And the jars too." "Watch the LPs!" "Be careful!" "Hand me that too." "...La Favorita Department stores take you to the Mexico Soccer cup..." "See if you can put this..." "No, no, do not touch that." "Done." "You can leave now." "CHILDHOOD" "ADOLESCENCE" "Just the blackheads." "Stay still, here's an enormous one." "Ouch!" "Let's go to the river for a while?" "I can't." "Come on!" "Why not?" "I can't get in the water until tomorrow." "Does it hurt?" "It's weird, like having a cramp here..." "Ouch!" "You're hurting me!" "That's enough." "I swear that one was black!" "I'm getting deformed." "You're beautiful." "Throw the ball!" "Quiroga!" "Here!" "Here!" "Lu!" "Lu!" "Throw it!" "Lu!" "Luciana!" "Throw it!" "Gastón!" "Gastón!" "Quiroga!" "How disgusting!" "Don't pee!" "I'm not peeing!" "I felt it." "You're worse than a dog." "I wasn't peeing!" "Don't come in all wet!" "I wanna pee." "Get out!" "You already peed in the shower." "Let me in!" "Jorgelina, leave me alone." "I need privacy, get it?" "And I need to go poo." "Open!" "How come all your panties rip in the same place?" "I kept that one because I'm going to sew it myself." "You're going to damage your inner piece of fabric, and no one is going to be able to sew that for you." "How come you're still awake?" "Hi, honey." "Hi, Mom!" "What's that magazine?" "It's Peca's." "Did you go to the club today?" "Yes, but we couldn't swim because Jorgelina has lice." "And she couldn't, because of her "thing"..." "We ended up going to the river." "All mud." "But she didn't go in." "Enough..." "What's this?" "Peca gave it to me." "I've learned to pray." "Don't let Grandma Sara see it." "Why not?" "It's like a fairy, right?" "She'll keep me company when Lu moves out." "Sure." "As you wish, sweetie." "Now go to sleep, my little pickle head." "Do you like it, Lu?" "I love it." "I think it looks better here." "Yeah." "Let's see." "Here." "Ready." "Jorgelina, I need the bathroom." "Come in." "I can't, with you there..." "Get out." "What?" "You need privacy?" "Enough with the bidet!" "You've been watering yourself for an hour." "You'll grow moss between your legs." "I'd rather grow moss than hair." "Like it or not, it'll happen." "It's called becoming a woman." "Where are you going?" "Downtown." "Wait, I'm coming too!" "You can't, we're going to the movies." "You have to be 14 to get in." "But you're not 14!" "But we can pass, and you can't." "Sure, I can." "Stay with Peca and watch TV." "I don't want to stay with Peca." "Come on, don't be a tag-a-long!" "I am not!" "Tag-a-long!" "Little girl!" "Tomboy!" "Jorgito!" "Leave me alone, you dwarf!" "I want to leave." "Let me go!" "I hate you!" "Ouch!" "Get out!" "Lunatic!" "Jor..." "Jojo..." "Open up, baby..." "Don't call me baby." "Come on, Jor..." "I've already told you, I'm not going to Gesell Beach." "But you love the sea..." "The beach is boring." "And what'll you do?" "Lock yourself in the Boyita all summer?" "No." "I'm going to the country, with Dad." "If you want, I can give you a phone I don't use anymore." "Cool!" "Your new room looks nice." "You like this?" "No." "You need a push-up bra, that one flattens you." "Try this on." "You need a pair of shorts, like these, you can't wear those." "Gesell Beach is going to be such fun!" "All the boys from the club are going." "We're going to have such a good time, you'll see!" "Hey, Princess..." "We're here." "Come, Quiroga!" "Good morning, Elba." "'Mornin' Doctor." "The fields looked quite dry..." "It's been hot..." "How long since it last rained?" "Two weeks." "One, two, three, four, five..." "What have you got there, Quiro?" "There's a dead bird in my room!" "Go in and take it out!" "It's disgusting!" "I hadn't seen you." "Were you out in the fields?" "Yep." "How are you?" "OK." "You want to go to the tajamar?" "I have to work." "I can wait for you until you're done." "It'll be dark by then." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Thanks." "What is it?" "Pig's head cheese." "Oh, I can't then." "I'm Jewish." "Mario!" "Did you see my Dad?" "He's with the Engineer." "Do you want to swim?" "I gotta work." "Come on, just a little bit." "Saddle Margarita for me." "You sleep here now?" "Since when?" "End of winter." "I sleep on my own now, too." "At my house in Rosario." "D' you make them?" "Yes." "You liked the books I sent you?" "Yes." "I started that one about the horse..." "Let's go." "Luciana?" "Fine." "Were you given summer homework?" "I'm done with school." "What about high school?" "Is she coming?" "No, she went to the beach with my Mom." "Better, because she's been unbearable since she got it." "Got what?" "Got..." "You know." "The thing," "Billy..." "Her monthly Bill." "The menstruation!" "The blood!" "My Dad told me you were gonna race this year." "Yup." "With Yayo?" "Yup." "On the 14th." "Can I go?" "If you want." "Hold tighter!" "Tight!" "It's a pit viper skin." "Pretty big." "When they shed their skin they get fiercer." "You coming in?" "How is your homework coming along?" "Jorgelina!" "Mario dropped out of school." "Well, it's different here." "Oscar needs help and Mario isn't a kid anymore." "We're going to the race, aren't we?" "Of course, it's important for Mario and his family." "He'll be testing himself as a man." "Why does he have to test it?" "In case he doesn't like it?" "No, I mean, to prove himself..." "to show he's a man." "And how will he show it?" "That's how things are here." "I went to the tajamar." "Wear your boots, it's snake season." "And don't go alone..." "I know..." "He'll be a good butcher too." "Really?" "And does he help you?" "Yes... he does." "He's good, uh?" "Yeah..." "he can ride alright." "And how is your back?" "So-so." "I brought you the medicine." "Remind me." "Thank you, Doctor." "Go, Mario!" "Come on, faster." "Hold him!" "Faster!" "That one." "Take off your shirt, at least." "I'm not hot." "No, you're sweating because you're so cold..." "'Afternoon." "'Afternoon." "How are you, Don Welschen?" "Fine, doctor, thanks." "What would you like, kids?" "A coke and a cookie." "And you, "Marito"?" "Nothing." "Two cokes, two cookies and a shot for me." "Dad?" "Yeah?" "Can I call Mom?" "Sure." "Here." "Thanks." "Here you go, Welschen." "OK." "I'll be back." "You want a sip of wine, Marito?" "It's good for the heart." "Hi..." "Is Lu there?" "I just wanted to say hi." "So, ready for the 14th?" "We're all betting' on Yayo." "Not everybody..." "Claudio is goin' around challenging everybody..." "But he doesn't have a horse any more!" "But the Devil never sleeps..." "Watch out!" "The bocci courts are pretty full today." "Yeah." "We're doing fine." "Let's go ou'side!" "We're goin' ou'side..." "Don't make fun of me, kid!" "Can you make a snack with salami Don Welschen?" "Sure..." "Short throw..." "Short bocci." "Ugly toss!" "So, Marito, have you finished your cookie?" "And your milk?" "Go!" "Come on, pal." "Closer!" "Who can take it out now?" "Go!" "You are an expert!" "Yayo is doin' good, but the rider is a greenhorn..." "Which was?" "The red one..." "Here's a guy who'd pay good money for tha' horse..." "And knowing Oscar could need it..." "Father and son, hearts full of pride and pockets empty." "Hi everyone." "Hi." "Have to take it out now!" "This is for the little lap dog." "Upa!" "Good one!" "Far, too far!" "Last one..." "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Let's go." "Uh?" "That was a good one!" "Can you saddle Margarita for me?" "The doctor is riding her." "Where d' ya wanna go?" "Come on!" "Go in!" "I don't want to!" "A snake!" "Where?" "You liar!" "I'll get you for that!" "Why don't you wanna go in?" "This water is treacherous." "Come on," "I prefer to be bitten by a bug than roasting here." "Is it because of that?" "Does it hurt?" "Did your Dad... hit you?" "He's thirsty, I'm gonna give him some water." "Mario, you're bleeding, you must have cut yourself on the tree trunk." "Let's go see my Dad." "No, I don' need a doctor." "But Mario, you're bleeding." "I'll go change." "Are you alright?" "Yes." "I'll bring you some tea." "If you see my mom, don't tell her." "D' you need anythin'?" "Yes, please, a cup of tea." "I don't feel well." "Shall I go get the doctor?" "No." "It's just a stomache-ache, it'll go away." "Are you still bleeding?" "Is this Yayo?" "Yes." "Are you sure you don't want my Dad to see you?" "I think it's the blood." "You must have got cut." "The menstruation." "No, that only happens to girls." "Anyhow, don't tell anyone." "Could you make some mate, Elba?" "Shall we go to Gualeguaychu this weekend?" "Yep." "Come on, you love Carnaval parades." "How are you feeling?" "Fine." "Jor, dinner's ready!" "Hold it for me, don't let anyone see it." "I'm not like those pictures." "That's because you're changing, it's adolescence." "I'm not normal." "I'm not so normal either." "This... wasn't done by anybody." "It's not a cut." "Well... my grandma has a moustache." "Anyway, I like you as you are." "Mario!" "Mario!" "Mario!" "Go Mario!" "Go, Yayo, go!" "Good, Mario!" "Bravo Mario!" "Can you help me?" "Bye!" "Smukler needs an extra hand." "Mario could..." "Mario has to train for the race." "Jorgelina is stuck to him, I don't think it's..." "Stop nagging!" "Here, try this on." "Try them." "Come on!" "Get that wig off!" "Get ready." "You're goin' to the Smukler's." "What about training' for the race?" "Take Yayo with you." "Where's Mario?" "He's at the Smukler's." "He'll be back tomorrow." "But doesn't he have to practice?" "He has to work." "Which is the subject?" "The girls?" "No, don't guess..." "Do as I explained:" "Who makes the soup?" "I don't know, I don't understand when you explain..." "You don't understand because your mind is elsewhere..." "No, you don't explain well..." "Can we go to Welschen's?" "I wanna call Mom." "Hi, Mom!" "How are you?" "I'm..." "How is the sea?" "That's the one that is with Mario." "No, I'm not sad." "Fine." "Did you know he's gonna race this year?" "And Lu?" "Dad!" "Mom wants to talk to you..." "Excuse me..." "Where were you?" "Workin'." "You're still bleeding." "That's just mud." "It's not mud." "Mario, what if you die." "Let's call my Dad." "No." "Hi." "Dad..." "Yeah?" "We're almost done." "When people get their menstruation..." "When girls get their menstruation is because..." "I know about the girls." "Explain about the boys." "Boys don't menstruate." "But they bleed, don't they?" "No, if a boy bleeds, it's because he's got an infection, some problem." "And he can die?" "What's the matter?" "It's a secret, promise me you won't say anything." "What's wrong?" "Promise..." "You promised..." "He'll think I'm a tattle-tale." "I have to see him, Jor." "It might be serious." "If it is, you're helping him." "Mario!" "Mario!" "Mario?" "With Yayo I think." "You need somethin'?" "I'll fetch him..." "No, it's okay." "Is he well?" "Yeah, sure." "When he comes back, tell him to come and see me." "Okay." "Excuse me, can I come in?" "I heard you had a fever these days." "Where does it hurt you?" "It doesn't hurt anymore." "Where did it hurt?" "Can I?" "Let's see, lie down here, please." "That's right." "Let me see." "Breathe deeply." "Since when has this been happening?" "Since the Winter." "How many times?" "Four... or five times." "What is it?" "Nothing." "Well, we might have to run some tests..." "But don't worry..." "When he was born, the doctor said it would grow... and if it stayed the same a year later, we should go to Paranà for some medical studies." "But as he's always been so healthy, we didn't worry much about it, except that it didn't grow no more." "But why didn't you consult me?" "That was years ago doctor, before you bought this farm." "And later?" "We didn' wanna bother you." "And he was fine, he's healthy..." "But if he had had some tests..." "He's healthy, he doesn't need tests." "And you hadn't noticed anything lately?" "About... six months ago he had a pain." "We took him to the hospital 'cause he was bleedin'." "They thought it was a urinary infection." "So they did some tests." "Do you have them?" "Yes." "Can I see them?" "...pelvis structure..." "compatible with uterus..." "Didn't any doctor see this scan?" "I saw that the doctor had a weird expression, he said a specialist in Buenos Aires would have to see him." "And anyway, some days later the pain and the bleeding stopped." "And then it was harvest time and Oscar said we couldn't go... and so we never did." "How come you never told me?" "Because he got better!" "Listen..." "Elba... what women have, the clitoris," "Mario also has, but much bigger." "That's why when he was born they made a mistake." "But doctor!" "How could they make such mistake?" "He menstruates, he's growing breasts." "You can take some days off, go to Buenos Aires." "If you want, I can help you find some treatment..." "How am I gonna tell Oscar..." "Do you want me to speak to him?" "No, I have to tell him." "But do it soon, for Mario's sake." "Elba is crying." "Is he going to die?" "No, my love, he won't die." "Is he angry with me?" "No, I don't think so." "What's wrong with Mario?" "Let's see... we all have a gland over the kidney that produces masculine hormones." "Mario produces many of those, which make him look like a boy, although he is genetically a gir..." "Saint Mary... no, Hail Mary," "Full of Grace..." "Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit... of thy womb, Jesus." "We're going to the bar." "You stay." "Go to the barn." "Teeth fine." "The feet?" "Nice animal, Yayo." "Is this enough?" "Fine." "Deal?" "Deal." "Later!" "'Morning, Elba." "Mario is gone." "I've been lookin', but can't find him anywhere." "Mario!" "Mario!" "Mario!" "Forgive me, Mario." "Come back." "What are you doing awake so early?" "I can't sleep." "You'll see, he's going to show up today." "You want breakfast?" "So, here we are enjoying this beautiful song... from the Gauchos del Volga," "For Palomo?" "50." "Name?" "Victor." "Victor. 50." "For Crazy Widow?" "50." "50!" "Name?" "Jorge." "This is a day to enjoy, we want to remind everyone... that coming soon is the rodeo of Aldea Stauber." "There will be barbecue, bocci tournaments, live music and dancing from sunset on." "There will be games for the kids and entertainment for the whole family." "So, ladies and gentlemen, we are already at the second race of the afternoon." "We remind you the horses are.:" "Sosa's Uglyface," "Miller's White Queen and Odriozola's You'll See." "And they're off!" "Yes, Sir!" "You'll See is the winner," "White Queen is second and third is Sosa's Uglyface." "This is the second race of the afternoon!" "Now check out the Streck sisters'table, they made delicious krepels for your mate." "Get off my horse, pendejo!" "You get me off if you can!" "Stop..." "I paid for that horse..." "I'll buy it again..." "No problem..." "Wait!" "We are awaiting the third race." "There has been a change of riders..." "Now Yayo will be ridden by Marito Schneider... and Claudio Roca will run Taba." "400 australes on Claudio." "500 on Mario!" "Yayo... 200 Australes!" "200 Australes!" "No more money, guys." "Betting is closed." "Let's race!" "C'mon Claudio!" "This is a one-on-one with a lot of expectations, ya know." "Claudio is the winner of the last 4 regional races and the young Mario Schneider is running for the first time... with his promising horse, Yayo." "C'mon Yayo!" "These guys are ready to run!" "Come on, Claudio." "Come on Mario!" "Yayo wins the 3rd race of the afternoon!" "So, Mario Schneider come to the podium to have your picture taken!" "And how do you think it affected you-know-who?" "She hasn't said a word..." "And I don't want to force her..." "Show her that you are open to talk about it." "I wouldn't know what to tell her..." "If I were you, I'd send her to a psychologist, who knows what consequences this can have..." "Georgie, would you like a cookie?" "They are really good..." "My name isn't George." "Jorge, your manners." "Jorgelina." "Come, my love." "Don't let the sun ruin that lovely skin of yours." "What if it rains?" "The music was ok." "I didn't like it..." "Me neither." "Let's make a party here." "Should we bring anything to eat?" "Yeah, whatever you can." "We could bring a guitar and sing..." "Let's invite the boys..." "Girls, what should we wear?" "Let me see." "You never told me what went on at the farm." "Nothing happened." "Did something happen with Mario?" "Did he try anything with you?" "It's a private matter." "Why are you being so mysterious?" "You know you're gonna tell me all about it later!"

"Lovely." "Our test is a complete success." "We may proceed as planned." "Agreed." "But we've operated in shadow for too long." "Time for the Injustice League to step into the light." "Admit it, you can't turn away." "Ha ha ha!" "You know they're a couple, right?" "I believe I knew before they did." " Do we tell them?" " It's not our place." "So if Zatara is our babysitter of the week, why's he still here?" "And why's he eating my snacks?" "Recognize Batman." "0-2." "Computer, national news." "The initial attack was short-lived, but Metropolis was only granted a short reprieve." "And despite the intervention of Superman and the Justice League, there seems to be no end in sight." "Should we get out there?" "No." "The League will soon have the situation under control." "That's not why I'm here." "According to your Intel," "Sportsmaster supplied Cadmus' blockbuster formula to Kobra." "Who combined it with Bane's venom to create Kobra venom." "Which the brain used to create his animal army." "And upgrade wolf." "The brain also used inhibitor collars like the ones at the penitentiary." "Batman, is it possible that plant thing's on Kobra venom, too?" "I had Green Lantern run a spot analysis." "Divine cellulose does contain trace amounts of a Kobra venom variant." "These cannot be coincidences, unrelated criminals are cooperating with one another worldwide." "Exactly." "It's now clear our enemies have formed some kind of secret society of super villains." "The attack on Metropolis is only the beginning." "You got that right." "Plant creatures have sprouted in Gotham city," "Paris, Star City, Taipei..." "[Static]" " Dude." " It's not me." "Someone's cutting in the satellite signal." "All satellite signals." "Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt your regularly scheduled mayhem to bring you this important announcement..." "From the Injustice League." "Ha ha ha!" "We are responsible for the attacks on your cities." "If you wish to save them, a ransom of 10 billion American dollars is required." "Delivery instructions have been sent to the United Nations." "There is no time limit." "But the longer your governments wait..." "The more we get to have our jollies." "Ha ha ha!" "[Static]" "Roger that, Aquaman." "The UN will prepare the ransom as a fallback, but it won't come to that." "[Video rewinding]" "Count Vertigo, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Ultra-Humanite," "Atomic Skull, Black Atom, Wotan. 7 heavy hitters." "Probably behind everyone and everything we've faced." "There's your secret society." "Not so secret anymore." "Perhaps after India they realized we would deduce the truth and saw no point in hiding any longer." "Yeah." "That was their mistake." "Right now I say we go kick some plant creature butt." "The Justice League will handle the plants." "I have a different job for this team." "Oh, man." "Uhh!" "With the plants attacking so many locations simultaneously, there must be a central control system." "Your mission is to destroy it." "You realize what you're really asking them to do." "They're ready." "Ready?" "Ready for what?" "Ow!" "Will you cut that..." "Hello, Wally." "If the big guns are fighting plants, who do you think we'll be fighting?" "I don't know." "I guess we'll..." "Ohh." "Well, Batman, I trust you're correct." "I trust you can locate the enemy." "Indeed." "Wotan's informants suggest sorcery is part of how the plants are controlled." "Robin, if you will provide a holo-map," "I'll search for signs of concentrated sorcerous activity." "[Speaking foreign language]" "There." "That is where you will find the Injustice League's central control system." "Coordinates locked in." "The Louisiana bayou." "We are on our way." "Captain Marvel." "For this plan to succeed, the entire Justice League must be seen fighting the plant creatures." "You, Zatara, and I are needed elsewhere." "[People screaming]" "Uhh!" "Uhh!" "[Speaking foreign language]" "Aah!" "[Laughter]" "Ha ha ha!" "Ha ha ha!" "Kobra venom's got nothing on good old Joker venom." "Both work well in concept." "Yes, but we're putting considerable strain on my baby." "[Buzzing]" "[Speaking foreign language]" "We will keep her healthy and safe, Ivy." "But she requires more power." "Skull!" "Stunning what a little teamwork can accomplish." "[Alarm sounds]" "Intruder alert." "What's in the duffel?" "Plan "B."" " Ugh." " You all right?" "Dizzy." "Martians get airsick?" "She does look a bit greener than usual." "Not me, her." "I feel fine." "Not her, the bioship." "She's trying to shield us, but..." "[Electrical crackling]" "There it is, Atom." "Go." " Aah!" " Aah!" "[All groaning]" "Uhh!" "He's hurting her." "Uhh!" "No." "No way I'm nearly drowning 3 missions in a row." "Wow." "Uh, thanks." "M'gann, we need to get out." "Open a hatch." "Hello, M'gann." "Of course." "Out." "Everyone out." "[Gasps]" "[Panting]" "She's in shock." "She'll need time to recover." "[All scream]" "Vertigo." "Count Vertigo to you, peasant." "Uhh!" "Robin, Miss Martian, disappear." "We will keep them busy." "You two fulfill the mission objective." " [Gasps]" " Uhh!" "[Growling]" "[Muffled screams]" "[Alarm sounding]" "[All shouting]" "[Screeches]" "Poor heroes." "Nothing they do is quite enough." "Ain't it grand?" "Ha ha ha!" "And impressive how you simultaneous juggle multiple scenarios." "I've had practice..." "Juggling my multiple personalities." "Ha ha ha!" "School's out!" "[Children screaming]" "2 are missing." "I blocked contact with Aqualad and the others." " Should we..." " Sorry, that's not the gig." "This is." "The Injustice League central control system." "Looks like that plant is acting as an antenna to control the other plants worldwide." "Well, hello." "[Both grunting]" "And good-bye." "Sorry, Boy Wonder." "I'm putting an end to your little reconnaissance mission." "Hyah!" "With so much power at my fingertips, some might call me a control freak." "Others, just a freak." "Either works for me." "Ha ha ha!" "[Plant screeching]" "[Speaking foreign language]" "[Grunting] Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[Groans]" "They awaken." "You're certain this will hold them?" "The cage is impenetrable." "Even the Superboy has no chance of escaping." "You are not the only one trained in the mystic arts, Wotan." "[Grunts]" "Please, Atlantian, do not pretend you're in my League." "[Grunting]" "Robin, she's made contact." "Artemis?" "No." "[All grunt]" "Uhh!" "Not me." "Stop those delinquents." "I hate monkeys." "Aah!" "[Crackling]" "Ahh." "I feel naked." "And not in a fun way." "We will make our own fun, as we have been trained." "Maneuver 7." "Huh!" "[Groans]" "Ahh!" "[Splash]" "Where are Robin and the Martian?" "[Growls]" "[Grunting]" "[Gasps]" "My baby." "[Rapid beeping]" "[Loud beep]" "[Plant screeches]" "Uhh!" "Timber." "[Crackling]" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Children." "Children foiled our plan." "Inconceivable." "Unacceptable." "Retributionable." "That last one might not be a word." "So sue me." "Kill them." "Kill them all." "[Gasps]" "[Growls]" "Uhh!" "[Gasping]" "[Groans]" "Leave her alone." "Uhh!" "Enough!" "Plan "B."" "The helmet of Fate." "[Splash]" "No, Aqualad, don't." "[Groans] Oh, dude." "Wotan, you are mine." "Uhh!" "Wonderboy, you are mine." "Ha ha ha!" "Ha ha ha!" "Always wanted to carve this bird." "Ha ha ha!" "[Speaking foreign language]" "Wotan has prepared for your return." "[Speaking foreign language]" "I can't see you, Martian, but perhaps I'll hear you scream." "And perhaps I can be of some assistance." "Hey, that's my souvenir." "Hold still." "[Growls]" " Aah!" " Artemis!" "Surrender, sorcerer!" "You cannot hope to defeat our lord of order." "Aah!" "I can defeat you, and I will." "[Speaking foreign language]" "Not tonight, Wotan." "Uhh!" "Ha!" "It's over." "There will be another day." "Another day?" "Another day!" "There will be another day?" "Not for any of us." "Ha ha ha!" "Joker made spores." "Don't breathe." "Fear not." "Fate has intervened." "What were you thinking?" "How could you let him put on the helmet?" "Nabu will never release him now." "Kaldur will be trapped inside Dr. Fate forever." "Nabu let you go?" "He almost did not, but your friend Kent was most helpful." "He says hello." "We're done here." "The super villain secret society has been neutralized." "As for your performance, it was satisfactory." "Impressive." "The plant creatures have proven their usefulness as potential weapons." "More importantly, the so-called heroes now believe our secret society has been revealed and crushed." "With the Injustice League serving as our proxies, we are once again free to operate with impunity." "And shadows still conceal our light."

" Wow." " Mmm." " Wow." " Mm-hmm." " Wow." " Yes, Marlin." "No, I see it." "It's beautiful." "So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view... you didn't think you'd get the whole ocean, did you?" "Oh, yeah." "A fish can breathe out here." "Did your man deliver, or did he deliver?" " My man delivered." " And it wasn't so easy." "Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place." "You better believe they did..." "every single one of them." "Mm-hmm." "You did good." "And the neighborhood is awesome." "So, you do like it, don't you?" "No, no." "I do, I do." "I really do like it." "But, Marlin, I know that the drop off is desirable... with the great schools and the amazing view... but do we really need so much space?" "But do we really need so much space?" "Coral, honey, these are our kids we're talking about." "They deserve the best." "Look, look, look." "They'll wake up, poke their little heads out... and they see a whale!" "Right by their bedroom window." "And they see a whale!" "Right by their bedroom window." "Shh." "You'll wake the kids." "Oh, right, right." "Aw, look." "They're dreaming." "We still have to name them." "You want to name all of them right now?" "All right, we'll name this half Marlin Junior... and this half Coral Junior." " OK, we're done." " I like Nemo." "Nemo." "We'll name one Nemo... but I'd like most of them to be Marlin Junior." "Just think, in a couple of days..." " we're going to be parents." " Yeah." "What if they don't like me?" " Marlin." " No, really." "There's over 400 eggs." "Odds are, one will like you." "What?" " You remember how we met?" " I try not to." "Well, I remember." ""Excuse me, miss..." ""can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?"" "You got a little closer because it was wiggling." " Get away, get away!" " Here he is." "Cutie's here." "Where did everybody go?" "Coral, get inside the house." "No, Coral, don't." "They'll be fine." "Just get inside..." "You, right now." "No!" "Ow!" "Oh!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Coral!" "Coral?" "Coral?" "Coral?" "Coral?" "Coral?" "Oh!" "Ohh." "There, there, there." "It's OK." "Daddy's here." "Daddy's got you." "I promise, I will never let anything happen to you..." "Nemo." "First day of school!" "Wake up, wake up!" "First day of school." "I don't want to go to school..." "five more minutes." "Not you, Dad, me." " OK." "Huh?" " Get up, get up." "It's time for school, time for school." "All right, I'm up." "Whoa!" " Nemo!" " First day of school!" " Nemo, don't move." " Unh!" "Unh!" "You'll never get out of there yourself." "I'll do it." "Unh!" " You feel a break?" " No." "Sometimes you can't tell 'cause fluid rushes to the area." " Are you woozy?" " No." " How many stripes do I have?" " I'm fine." " Answer the stripe question." " Three." "No!" "See?" "Something's wrong with you." "I have one, two, three..." "That's all I have?" "You're OK." "How's the lucky fin?" " Lucky." " Let's see." "Are you sure you want to go to school this year?" "There's no problem if you don't." "You can wait 5 or 6 years." "Come on, Dad, it's time for school." " Forgot to brush." " Ohh." "Do you want this anemone to sting you?" " Yes." " Brush." " OK, I'm done." " You missed a spot." " Where?" " There." " Where?" " There." "Ha ha!" "Right there." "And here and here." "All right, we're excited." "All right, we're excited." "The first day of school." "Here we go." "We're ready to learn to get some knowledge." "What's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?" " It's not safe." " That's my boy." "First, we check to see that the coast is clear." "We go out... and back in." "And then we go out..." "and back in." "And then one more time..." "out and back in." "And sometimes, if you want to do it four times..." " Dad..." " All right, come on, boy." "Maybe while I'm at school, I'll see a shark." " I highly doubt that." " Have you ever met a shark?" "No, and I don't plan to." " How old are sea turtles?" " I don't know." "Sandy Plankton from next door... he says that sea turtles live to be about 100 years old." "He says that sea turtles live to be about 100 years old." "If I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him." "After I'm done talking to the shark, OK?" "Whoa!" "Hold on." "Wait to cross." "Whoa!" "Hold on." "Wait to cross." "Hold my fin." "Dad, you're not going to freak out... like you did at the petting zoo, are you?" "That snail was about to charge." "Hmm." "I wonder where we're supposed to go." "Bye, Mom!" "I'll pick you up after school." "Ha ha!" "Come on, you guys, stop it!" "Give it back!" "Come on, we'll try over there." "Excuse me, is this where we meet his teacher?" "Well, look who's out of the anemone." "Yes." "Shocking, I know." "Yes." "Shocking, I know." " Marty, right?" " Marlin." " Bob." " Ted." "Bill." "Hey, you're a clownfish." "You're funny, right?" "Tell us a joke." " Yeah." " Yeah." "Well, actually, that's a common misconception." "Clownfish are no funnier than any other fish." " Come on, clownie." " Do something funny." "All right, I know one joke." "There's a mollusk, see?" "And he walks up to a sea..." "He doesn't walk up, he swims up." "Actually, the mollusk isn't moving." "He's in one place, and then the sea cucumber..." "Well, they..." "I'm mixed up." "There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber." "None of them were walking, so forget that I..." "None of them were walking, so forget that I..." "Sheldon!" "Get out of Mr. Johannsen's yard now!" " Whoa!" " All right, you kids!" "Ooh, where'd you go?" "Dad, can I go play, too?" "Can I?" "I would feel better if you'd play on the sponge beds." "That's where I would play." " What's wrong with his fin?" " He looks funny." "Ow!" "Hey, what'd I do?" "Be nice." "It's his first time at school." "He was born with it." "We call it his lucky fin." " Dad..." " See this tentacle?" "It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles... but you can't really tell." "Especially when I twirl them like this." "I'm H-2-O intolerant." " Ah-choo!" " I'm obnoxious." "Oh" "Let's name the zones, the zones, the zones" "Let's name the zones of the open sea" "Mr. Ray!" " Come on, Nemo." " You better stay with me." "Mesopelagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic" "All the rest are too deep for you and me to see" "Huh." "I wonder where my class has gone?" "We're under here!" "Oh, there you are." "Climb aboard, explorers." "Oh, knowledge exploring" "Is, oh, so lyrical" "When you think thoughts that are empirical" "Dad, you can go now." " Hello." "Who is this?" " I'm Nemo." "Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question." " OK." " You live in what kind of home?" "An anemon-none." "A nemenem-menome." "OK, don't hurt yourself." "Welcome aboard, explorers." "Just so you know, he's got a little fin." "I find if he's having trouble swimming..." "I let him take a break, 10, 15 minutes." "Dad, it's time for you to go now." "Don't worry." "We're gonna stay together as a group." "OK, class, optical orbits up front." "And remember, we keep our supraesophogeal ganglion... to ourselves." "That means you, Jimmy." "Aw, man!" "Aw, man!" "Bye, Nemo!" "Bye, Dad!" "Bye, son!" "Be safe." "You're doing pretty well for a first-timer." "You can't hold on to them forever, can you?" "I had a tough time with my oldest out at the drop off." "They got to grow up..." "The drop off?" "They're going to the drop off?" "What are you, insane?" "Why don't we fry them up now and serve them with chips?" "Hey, Marty, calm down." "Don't tell me to be calm, pony boy." "Pony boy?" "For a clownfish, he really isn't that funny." "Pity." "Oh" "Let's name the species, the species, the species" "Let's name the species that live in the sea" "Whoa." "There's" "Porifera, coelenterata, hydrozoa, scyphozoa" "Anthozoa, ctenophora, bryozoas, three" "Gastropoda, arthropoda, echinoderma" "And some fish like you and me" "Come on, sing with me." "Oh" "Just the girls this time." "Oh, seaweed is cool" "Seaweed is fun" "It makes its food" "OK, the drop off." "All right, kids, feel free to explore... but stay close." "Stromalitic cyanobacteria!" "Gather." "An entire ecosystem contained in one infinitesimal speck." "There are as many protein pairs contained in this..." "Come on, let's go." "Come on, sing with me!" "There's porifera, coelenterata" "Hydrozoa, scyphozoa" "Anthozoa, ctenophora, bryozoas, three" "Hey, guys, wait up!" "Whoa." "Cool." "Saved your life!" "Aw, you guys made me ink." "What's that?" "I know what that is." "Sandy Plankton saw one." "He said it was called a butt." " Whoa." " Wow." "That's a pretty big butt." "Oh, look at me." "I'm going to touch the butt." " Ah-choo!" "Whoa!" " Ha ha ha!" "Oh, yeah?" "Let's see you get closer." "OK." "Beat that." "Come on, Nemo." "How far can you go?" "My dad says it's not safe." " Nemo!" "No!" " Dad?" "You were about to swim into open water." "No, I wasn't..." "Good thing I was here." "If I hadn't shown up..." " He wasn't going to go." " He was too afraid." "No, I wasn't." "This does not concern you, kids... and you're lucky I don't tell your parents." "You know you can't swim well." "I can swim fine, Dad, OK?" "No, it's not OK." "You shouldn't be near here." "OK, I was right." "You'll start school in a year or two." "No, Dad!" "Just because you're scared of the ocean..." "Clearly, you're not ready..." "Clearly, you're not ready... and you're not coming back until you are." "You think you can do these things... but you just can't, Nemo!" "I hate you." "There's" "Nothing to see." "Gather." "Over there." "Excuse me." "Is there anything I can do?" "I am a scientist, sir." "Is there any problem?" "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to interrupt things." "He isn't a good swimmer, and it's a little too soon... for him to be out here unsupervised." "I can assure you, he's quite safe with me." "I'm sure he is, but you have a large class... and he can get lost from sight if you're not looking." "I'm not saying you're not looking." "I'm not saying you're not looking." "Oh, my gosh!" "Nemo's swimming out to sea!" "Nemo!" "What do you think you're doing?" "You'll get stuck out there... and I'll have to get you before another fish does." "Get back here!" "I said get back here now!" "Stop!" "You take one more move, mister..." "Don't you dare!" "If you put one fin on that boat..." "Are you listening to me?" "Don't touch the bo..." "Nemo!" "He touched the butt." "You paddle your little tail right back here, Nemo." "That's right." "You are in big trouble, young man." "Do you hear me?" "Big..." " Big..." " Aah!" "Aah!" "Daddy!" "Help me!" "I'm coming, Nemo!" " Aah!" " Get under me, kids!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "No!" "Dad!" "Daddy!" "Oh!" "Nemo!" "Unh." "Nemo!" "Nemo, no!" "Nemo!" "Nemo!" "Nemo!" "No!" "No!" "Aah!" "Uhh." "Nemo!" "Nemo!" "Whoa!" "Hold on." "Oh, no." "No." "No, it's gone." "It's gone." "No, no, it can't be gone." "No, no!" "Nemo!" "Nemo!" "Nemo!" "Nemo!" "Nemo!" "No!" "Nemo!" "Nemo!" "No!" "No, please, no!" "No, no!" "Has anybody seen a boat?" "Please!" "A white boat!" "They took my son!" "My son!" "Help me, please." " Look out!" " What?" "Ooh." "Ohh." "Ohh." "Oh, oh." "Sorry." "I didn't see you." " Sir?" "Are you OK?" " He's gone, he's gone." "There, there." "It's all right." " He's gone." " It'll be OK." "No, no." "They took him away." "I have to find the boat." "A boat?" "Hey, I've seen a boat." " You have?" " It passed by not too long ago." " A white one?" " Hi." "I'm Dory." "Where?" "Which way?" "Oh, oh, oh." "It went this way." "It went this way." "Follow me." "Thank you." "Thank you, thank you so much." "No problem." "Hey..." "Wait!" " Will you quit it?" " What?" "I'm trying to swim here." "Ocean isn't big enough for you?" "You got a problem, buddy?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "You got a problem, buddy?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Do you?" "Do you?" "You want a piece of me?" "Ooh, I'm scared now." "What?" " Wait a minute." " Stop following me, OK?" "What?" "You're showing me where the boat went." "A boat?" "Hey, I've seen a boat." "It passed by not too long ago." "It went this way." "It went this way." "Follow me." "Wait a minute." "What is going on?" "You already told me which way the boat was going." "I did?" "Oh, no." "If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny." "And I know funny." "I'm a clownfish." "No, it's not." "I know it's not." "I'm so sorry." "See, I suffer from short-term memory loss." "Short-term memory loss." "I don't believe this." "No, it's true." "I forget things almost instantly." "It runs in my family." "At least, I think it does." "Um, hmm." "Where are they?" "Can I help you?" "Something's wrong with you... really." "You're wasting my time." "I have to find my son." "Hello." " Ohh." " Well, hi!" "Name's Bruce." "It's all right." "I understand." "Why trust a shark, right?" "So, what's a couple of bites like you... doing out so late, eh?" "We're not doing anything." "We're not even out." "Great!" "Then how'd you morsels... like to come to a little get-together I'm having?" "You mean, like a party?" "Yeah, right." "A party." "What do you say?" "I love parties." "That sounds like fun." "Parties are fun, and it's tempting, but..." "Oh, come on, I insist." "OK." "That's all that matters." "Hey, look, balloons." "It is a party." "Ha ha ha ha!" "Mind your distance, though." "Those balloons can be a bit dodgy." "You wouldn't want one of them to pop." "Oh." "Ohh." "Anchor!" "Chum!" "There you are, Bruce." "Finally." " We got company." " It's about time, mate." "We've already gone through the snacks..." "We've already gone through the snacks... and I'm still starving." "We almost had a feeding frenzy." "Come on, let's get this over with." "Right, then." "The meeting has officially come to order." "Let us all say the pledge." "I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine." "If I am to change this image..." "I must first change myself." "Fish are friends, not food." "Except stinkin' dolphins." "Dolphins." "Yeah." "They think they're so cute." ""Look at me." "I'm a flippin' little dolphin." ""Let me flip for you." "Ain't I something?"" "Right, then." "Today's meeting is Step 5..." "Bring a Fish Friend." "Do you all have your friends?" "Got mine." " Hey, there." " How about you, Chum?" "Oh, I... seem to have misplaced my friend." "That's all right, Chum." "I had a feeling this would be a difficult step." "You can help yourself to one of my friends." "Thanks, mate." "A little chum for Chum, eh?" "I'll start the testimonies." "Hello." "My name is Bruce." "Hello, Bruce." "It has been three weeks since my last fish." "On my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup." " You're an inspiration!" " Amen." "Right, then." "Who's next?" "Pick me, pick me." "Yes." "The little Sheila down the front." " Whoo!" " Come on up here." "Hi." "I'm Dory." " Hello, Dory." " And, uh, well..." "I don't think I've ever eaten a fish." " That's incredible." " Good on you, mate." "I'm glad I got that off my chest." "All right, anyone else?" "How about you, mate?" "What's your problem?" "Me?" "I don't have a problem." "Oh, OK." " Denial." " Aah!" "Just start with your name." "OK." "Uh, hello." "My name is Marlin." "I'm a clownfish." " A clownfish?" "Really?" " Tell us a joke." "I love jokes." "I actually do know one that's pretty good." "There was this mollusk... and he walks up to a sea cucumber." "Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers... but in a joke, everyone talks... so the sea mollusk says to the cucumber..." "Daddy!" "Nemo!" "Nemo!" "Ha ha!" "Nemo!" "I don't get it." "For a clownfish, he's not that funny." "No, no, no, no." "He's my son." "He was taken by these divers." "Oh, my." "You poor fish." "Humans... think they own everything." "Probably American." "Now, there is a father..." "Looking for his little boy." "Now, there is a father..." "Looking for his little boy." "What do these markings mean?" "I never knew my father!" " Group hug." " We're all mates here, mate." "I can't read human." "We got to find a fish that can read this." " Hey, look, sharks." " No, no, no, Dory!" " Guys, guys." " No, Dory." "That's mine." "Give it to me." "Gimme!" "Ow!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Are you OK?" " Ow, ow, ow." " I'm so sorry." "You really clocked me there." "Am I bleeding?" " Ohh." " Ow, ow, ow." "Dory, are you OK..." "Ohh." "Ohh, that's good." "Ohh, that's good." "Intervention!" " Just a bite." " Hold it together, mate!" "Remember, Bruce, fish are friends, not food!" " Food!" " Dory, look out!" " Food!" " Dory, look out!" " Aah!" " I'm having fish tonight!" "Remember the steps, mate!" "Aah!" " Aah!" "Whoa!" " Aah!" " Just one bite!" " Aah!" "G'day." "Grr!" "There's no way out!" "There's got to be a way to escape!" "Who is it?" "Dory, help me find a way out!" "Sorry." "Come back later." "We're trying to escape." " There's got to be a way out!" " Here's something." ""Es-cap-e." I wonder what that means." "Funny." "It's spelled just like "escape."" " Let's go." " Aah!" "Here's Brucey!" "Wait a minute." "You can read?" "I can read?" "That's right." "I can read!" "Well, then, here." "Read this now." " Aah!" " Ohh!" "He really doesn't mean it." "He never even knew his father." "Don't fall off the wagon!" " Aah!" " Aah!" "Oh, no, it's blocked!" "No, Bruce, focus." "Sorry about Bruce, mate." "He's really a nice guy." "I need to get that mask." "You want that mask?" "OK." "No, no, no, no, no, no!" "Quick, grab the mask!" "Oh, no." "Bruce?" "What?" "Swim away!" "Swim away!" "Aw, is the party over?" "Nice." "Dad?" "Daddy?" "Huh?" "Aah!" "Uhh!" "Uhh!" " Barbara." " Uh-huh?" "Prep for his anterior crown, would you, please?" "And I'm going to need a few more cotton rolls." "OK." "Hello, little fella." "Aah!" "Heh heh heh!" "Beauty, isn't he?" "I found that guy struggling for life... out on the reef, and I saved him." "So, has that Novocaine kicked in yet?" "I think so." "We're ready to roll." "Bubbles!" "My bubbles." "He likes bubbles." "Aah!" "Ohh!" "No!" "Uhh!" " Bonjour." " Aah!" "Slow down, little fella." "There's nothing to worry about." " He's scared to death." " I want to go home." "Do you know where my dad is?" "Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store." "Pet store?" "Yeah, you know, like, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart." " Pet Palace." " Fish-O-Rama." " Mail order." " Ebay." " So, which one is it?" " I'm from the ocean." "Ah, the ocean." "The ocean?" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "He hasn't been decontaminated." "Jacques!" " Oui." " Clean him!" "Oui." " Ocean." " Ooh, la mer." "Bon." "Voila." "He is clean." "Wow." "The big blue." "What's it like?" " Big and blue?" " I knew it." "If there's anything you need, just ask your Auntie Deb." "Or if I'm not around, you can talk to my sister Flo." "Hi." "How are you?" "Don't listen to anything my sister says." "She's nuts." "Ha ha ha ha!" "We got a live one." " Can't hear you, Peach." " I said we got a live one." " Boy, oh, boy." " What do we got?" "Root canal... and by the looks of those x-rays... it's not going to be pretty." "Ow!" " Dam and clamp installed?" " Yep." " What did he use to open?" " Gator-Glidden drill." "He seems to favor that one lately." "I can't see, Flo." "You're getting a little too..." "Aah!" "Now he's doing the Schilder technique." "He's using a Hedstrom file." "That's not a Hedstrom file." "That's a K-Flex." "It has a teardrop cross-section." "Clearly a Hedstrom." " No, no, K-Flex." " Hedstrom." " K-Flex!" " Hedstrom!" "There I go." "A little help, over here." "I'll go deflate him." "All right." "Go ahead and rinse." "Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place." " Hey, Nigel." " What did I miss?" "Root canal... a doozy." "Root canal?" "What did he use to open?" " Gator-Glidden drill." " He's favoring that one." "Hope he doesn't get surplus sealer at the portal terminus." " Hello." "Who's this?" " New guy." "Ha ha ha!" "The dentist took him off the reef." "An outie." "From my neck of the woods, eh?" "Sorry if I ever took a snap at you." "Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat." "Hey!" "No, no, no, no!" "They're not your fish." "They're my fish." "Come on, go." "Go on, shoo!" "Aw, the picture broke." "This here's Darla." "She's my niece." "She's going to be eight this week." "Hey, little fella." "Say hello to your new mummy." "She'll be here Friday to pick you up." "You're her present." "Shh, shh, shh." "It's our little secret." "Well, Mr. Tucker, while that sets up..." "I'm going to see a man about a wallaby." "Oh, Darla." "What?" "What's wrong with her?" "She wouldn't stop shaking the bag." " Poor Chuckles." " He was her present last year." "Hitched a ride on the porcelain express." "She's a fish killer." "I can't go with that girl." "I have to get back to my dad." "Aah!" "Daddy!" "Help me!" "Oh, he's stuck." "Nobody touch him." "Nobody touch him." "Can you help me?" "No." "You got yourself in there." "No." "You got yourself in there." "You can get yourself out." " Gill..." " I want to see him do it." "Calm down." "Alternate wiggling your fins and your tail." "I can't." "I have a bad fin." "Never stopped me." "Just think about what you need to do." "Come on." "Perfect." " Yay!" " You did it!" "Good squirming." "Ha ha ha!" "Wow." "From the ocean..." "just like you, Gill." "Yeah." "I've seen that look before." "What are you thinking about?" "I'm thinking... tonight, we give the kid a proper reception." "So, kid, you got a name or what?" "Nemo." "I'm Nemo." "Nemo." "Nemo." "Are you gonna eat that?" " Careful with that hammer." " Huh?" "No, no." "What does it say?" "Dory!" "A sea monkey has my money." "Wake up." "Get up." "Come on." "Come on!" " Yes, I'm a natural blue." " Get up!" "Look out!" "Sharks eat fish!" "Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" "Aah!" "Wow." "Dusty." "The mask." "Where's the mask?" "No!" "No, not the mask!" "Get it!" "Get the mask!" "Get the mask!" "Get it!" "Hoo doot doo doot doot doo doot" "Whoo-hoo!" "La la la la la la" "It just keeps going on, doesn't it?" "Echo!" "Echo!" "Hey, what you doing?" "It's gone." "I've lost the mask." " Did you drop it?" " You dropped it!" "That was my only chance of finding my son." "Now it's gone." "Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills... when life gets you down, know what you got to do?" " I don't want to know." " Just keep swimming." "Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming" "What do we do?" "We swim, swim" "Dory, no singing." "Ho ho ho ho ho ho" "I love to swim" "When you want to swim" "See, I'm going to get stuck now with that song." " Now it's in my head." " Sorry." "Dory, do you see anything?" " Aah!" "Something's got me." " That was me." "I'm sorry." " Who's that?" " Who could it be?" "It's me." "Are you my conscience?" "Yeah, yeah." "I'm your conscience." "We haven't spoken for a while." "How are you?" " Can't complain." " Yeah?" "Good." "Now, Dory, I want you to tell me..." "Do you see anything?" "I see a..." "I see a light." " A light?" " Yeah." "Over there." " Hey, conscience, am I dead?" " No." "I see it, too." "What is it?" "It's so pretty." "I'm feeling... happy... which is a big deal for me." "I want to touch it." " Oh." " Ooh." "Hey, come back." "Come on back here." "I'm gonna get you" "I'm gonna swim with you" "I'm gonna get you." "I'm gonna be your best friend" "Good feeling's gone." " Whoa!" " Waah!" "I can't see!" "I don't know where I'm going!" "Haah!" "Haah!" " The mask!" " What mask?" "OK, I can't see a thing." " Oh, gee." " Hey, look, a mask." "Read it!" "I'm sorry, but if you could just... bring it a little closer, I kind of need the light." "Bring it a little closer, I kind of need the light." "That's great." "Keep it right there." " Just read it!" " OK, OK." "Mr. Bossy." "Uh, "P."" "OK. "P. Sher..."" ""Sher..." "P. Sher..." P. Shirley?" "P..."" "Oh." "The first line's "P. Sherman."" ""P. Sherman" doesn't make any sense!" "OK." "Second line. "42."" "Don't eat me." "Don't eat me." "Aah!" "Light, please!" ""Walla... walla..."" "Waah!" "Waah!" "Waah!" "The second line's "42 Wallaby Way."" "That's great." "Speed read." "Take a guess." "No pressure." "No problem." "There's a lot of pressure." "Pressure!" "Take a guess now with pressure!" " "Sydney"!" "It's "Sydney"!" " Duck!" "Aah!" "I'm dead." "I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead." "I died." "I'm dead." "Whoo-hoo!" "We did it, we did it" "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah" "No eating here tonight, whoo!" "Eating here tonight" "No, no, no, eating here tonight" " Dory." " You on a diet" "Dory!" "What did the mask say?" "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." "I remembered what it said!" "I usually forget things, but I remembered it!" "Whoa, whoa, wait." "Where is that?" "I don't know." "But who cares?" "I remembered." " Raar!" " Aah!" "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." "I remembered it again!" "Psst." "Nemo." "Mmm..." "Nemo" " Huh?" " Suivez-moi." "Follow me." "Ha hwa ha" "Ha hwa ha" "Ha hwa ha" "Ha hwa ha" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ho ha" "Hahoo wahoo yahoo ho" "Hahoo wahoo yahoo ho" "Hahoo ho ho wahoo ha hee" "Ha ho wahee ha ho ho ho" "Hoo!" "State your name." "Nemo." "Brother Bloat, proceed." "Nemo, newcomer of orange and white... you have been called forth... to the summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie... to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood." " Huh?" " We want you in our club, kid." " Really?" " Lf... you are able to swim through..." "The Ring of Fire!" "Turn on the Ring of Fire!" "You said you could do it." "The Ring of Fire!" "Bubbles, let me..." "Oh!" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho" "Isn't there another way?" "He's just a boy!" "From this moment on, you will be known as Sharkbait." "Sharkbait, oo-ha-ha!" "Welcome, Brother Sharkbait." "Sharkbait, oo-ha-ha!" " Enough with the Sharkbait." " Sharkbait!" "Ooh... ba-ba-do." "Sharkbait's one of us now, agreed?" " Agreed." " We can't send him to his death." "Darla's coming in five days." "So, what are we going to do?" "I'll tell you what we're gonna do... we're gonna get him out of here." " We'll help him escape." " Escape?" "Really?" "We're all gonna escape." "Gill, please." "Not another escape plan." "Sorry, but they just never work." "Why should this be any different?" "Why should this be any different?" " Because we've got him." " Me?" " You see that filter?" " Yeah." "You're the only one who can get in and out of that thing." "We need you to take a pebble inside there... and jam the gears." "You do that, and this tank's gonna get... filthier and filthier by the minute." "Pretty soon, the dentist'll have to clean the tank... and when he does, he'll take us out of the tank... put us in individual baggies... then we'll roll ourselves down the counter... out the window, off the awning... into the bushes, across the street... and into the harbor!" "It's foolproof." "Who's with me?" " Aye!" " Aye!" "I think you're nuts." "No offense, kid, but you're not the best swimmer." "He's fine." "He can do this." "So, Sharkbait, what do you think?" "Let's do it." "I'm going to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." "Where are you going?" "I'm going to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." "If you ask where I'm going..." "I'll tell you that's where I'm going." "It's P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." "Where?" "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." "Excuse me." "Hi." "Do you know how to get..." "Hello?" "Whoa." "Wait." "Can you tell me..." "Hey!" "Hold it!" "I'm trying to talk to you!" "Fellas, come back here." "One quick question." "I need to..." "And they're gone again." "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." "Why do I have to tell you over and over again?" "I'll tell you again." "I don't get tired of it..." " OK, all right." " Huh?" " Here's the thing." " Uh-huh." "I think it's best if I carry on from here by... by myself." "OK." " You know, alone." " Uh-huh." "Without... without..." "I mean, not without you." "But I don't want you... with me." " Huh?" " Am I..." "I don't want to hurt your feelings." " You want me to leave?" " I mean, not..." "Yes." "I just can't afford any more delays... and you're one of those fish that cause delays." "Sometimes it's a good thing." "There's a whole group of fish." "They're delay fish." "You mean..." "You mean you don't like me?" "No, of course I like you." "It's because I like you I don't want to be with you." "It's a complicated emotion." " Ohh!" " Don't cry." "I like you." "Hey, you!" "Lady, is this guy bothering you?" "Um..." "I don't remember." "Were you?" "No, no, no, no, no." "We're just..." "Do you guys know how I can get to..." "Look, pal, we're talking to the lady, not you." "Hey, hey." "You like impressions?" "Mm-hmm." "Just like in rehearsals, gentlemen." "So what are we?" "Take a guess." "Oh, oh." "I've seen one of those." "I'm a fish with a nose like a sword." " Wait, wait, um..." " It's a swordfish!" "Hey, clown boy, let the lady guess." "Hey, clown boy, let the lady guess." "Where's the butter?" "Ooh!" "It's on the tip of my tongue!" " Lobster." " Saw that!" "Lots of legs!" "Live in the ocean." " Clam!" " Close enough!" "Oh, it's a whale of a tale" "I'll tell you, lad..." "They're good." "Will somebody please give me directions?" "!" ""Will somebody please give me directions?" "!"" " Ha ha ha ha ha!" " I'm serious!" ""Blah blah blah, me, me, blah!" ""Blah blah blah, me, me, me!"" "Thank you." "Oh, dear." "Hey!" "Hey, come back!" " Hey, what's the matter?" " What's the matter?" " Hey, what's the matter?" " What's the matter?" "While they're doing their silly little impressions..." "I am miles from home with a fish that can't remember her name!" "I bet that's frustrating." "Meanwhile, my son is out there." " Your son Chico?" " Nemo?" "But it doesn't matter because no fish... in this entire ocean is going to help me." "Well, I'm helping you." "Wait right here." " Guys!" " Is he bothering you again?" "No, no." "He's a good guy." "Go easy on him." "He's lost his son Fabio." "Go easy on him." "He's lost his son Fabio." "Any of you heard of P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?" "Sydney?" "Oh, sure!" "Ted here's got relatives in Sydney." " Don't you, Ted?" " Sure do!" "Oh!" "Hey!" "They know Sydney!" "You wouldn't know how to get there, would you?" "You want to follow the E.A.C." "That's the East Australian Current." "Big current." "Can't miss it." "It's in... that direction." "And then you follow that for about..." "I don't know." "What do you guys think?" "About three leagues?" "That little baby will put you right past Sydney." " Ta-da!" " That's great!" "Dory, you did it!" "Oh, please, I'm just your little helper." " Helping along." "That's me." " Fellas, thank you." "Don't mention it!" "Just loosen up, OK, buddy?" "Oh, you guys." "You really nailed him." "Bye." "Oh, hey, ma'am." "One more thing." "When you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it." "Trench..." "through it, not over it." "I'll remember." "Hey, hey!" "Hey, wait up, partner!" "Hold on!" "Wait, wait, wait!" "I gotta tell you something." "Whoa." "Nice trench." "Hello!" " OK, let's go." " No, no." "Bad trench." "Come on, we'll swim over this thing." "Whoa, partner." "Little red flag going up." "Something's telling me to swim through it, not over it." "Are you looking at this thing?" "It's got death written all over it." "I really, really, really think we should swim through." "And I'm really, really done talking about this." "Over we go." " Trust me on this." " Trust you?" "Yes, trust." "It's what friends do." "Look!" "Something shiny!" " Where?" " It just swam over the trench." " Come on, we'll follow it!" " OK!" "Boy, it sure is clear up here." "Exactly." "And look at that..." "there's the current." "We should be there in no time." "Hey, little guy." "You wanted to go through the trench." "I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine." "And he shall be my Squishy." "Come here, Squishy." "Come here, little Squishy." "Ow!" " That's a jellyfish!" " Bad Squishy!" "Shoo, shoo!" "Get away!" " Let me see that." " Don't touch it." "I won't touch it." "I just want to look." "Hey!" "How come it didn't sting you?" "It did." "It's just that..." " Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" " Hold still." "I live in this anemone... and I'm used to these kind of stings." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "It doesn't look bad." "You'll be fine." "But now we know, don't we... that we don't want to touch these again." "Let's be thankful this time it was just a little one." " Aah!" " Aah!" "Don't move." " This is bad, Dory." " Hey, watch this!" " This is bad, Dory." " Hey, watch this!" "Boing!" "Boing!" "Dory!" "You can't catch me" "Don't bounce on the tops!" "They will... not sting you!" " The tops don't sting you!" " Two in a row!" "Beat that!" "Dory, listen to me." "I have an idea... a game." " A game?" " Yes." " I love games!" "Pick me!" " Here's the game." "Whoever can hop the fastest out of these jellyfish wins!" " OK." " Rules, rules, rules!" "You can't touch the tentacles." "Only the tops." "Something about tentacles." "Got it." "Go!" "Wait!" "Not something about 'em, it's all about 'em!" " Whee!" " Wait, Dory!" "Gotta go faster if you want to win!" "Gotta go faster if you want to win!" "Whoa!" "Dory!" "Boing, boing, boing!" "Wait a minute!" "Whoa!" "Dory!" "Whee!" "We're cheating death now." "That's what we're doing." "But we're having fun at the same time." "I can do this." "Just be careful." "Yeah, careful I don't make you cry when I win!" "I don't think so!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "Whoa!" "Give it up, old man." "You can't fight evolution." "I was built for speed." "The question is, Dory, are you hungry?" " Hungry?" " Yeah." "'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles!" "Duck to the left!" "Right there!" "The clownfish is the winner!" "Whoo-hoo!" "We did it!" "Look at us!" "Dory?" "Oh, no." "Dory!" "Dory!" "Dory!" "Dory!" "Ohh!" "Am I disqualified?" "No, you're doing fine!" "You're actually winning!" "But you gotta stay awake." "Where does P. Sherman live?" "P. Sherman..." "Wallaby Way, Sydney..." "That's it!" "Uhh!" " Wallaby Way..." " Uhh!" "Stay awake!" "Stay awake!" "Ooh!" "Stay awake!" "Stay... awake!" " Awake." " P. Sherman." " Awake." " 42 Wallaby Way." "Wake up." "Nemo..." "Wake up." "Nemo..." "You miss your dad, don't you, Sharkbait?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You're lucky to have someone out there looking for you." "He's not looking for me." "He's scared of the ocean." "Peach, any movement?" "He's had four cups of coffee." "It's gotta be soon." "Keep on him." "My first escape..." "landed on dental tools." "I was aiming for the toilet." "Toilet?" "All drains lead to the ocean, kid." "Wow." "How many times have you tried to get out?" "Ah, I've lost count." "Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid." "It does things to you." "Bubbles!" "Bubbles!" "Potty break!" "He grabbed the "Reader's Digest."" " We have 4.2 minutes!" " That's your cue, Sharkbait." " You can do it, kid." " We gotta be quick." "Once you get in, swim to the bottom of the chamber..." "Once you get in, swim to the bottom of the chamber... and I'll talk you through the rest." " OK." " It'll be a piece of kelp." "Nicely done!" " Can you hear me?" " Yeah!" "Here comes the pebble." "Ptoo." "Now, do you see a small opening?" "Uh-huh!" "Inside it, you'll see a rotating fan." "Wedge that pebble into the fan to stop it turning." "Aah!" " Careful, Sharkbait!" " I can't do it!" "Gill, this isn't a good idea." "He'll be fine." "Try again!" "OK." "That's it, Sharkbait." "Nice and steady." "I got it!" "I got it!" " He did it!" " That's great, kid!" "Now swim up the tube and out." "Oh, no!" "Gill!" " Sharkbait!" " Oh, my gosh!" "Get him outta there!" " What do we do?" " Oh, no!" "Stay calm, kid." "Just don't panic!" "Help me!" "Sharkbait, grab hold of this!" " No!" "No!" "No!" " Feed me more!" " That's it!" " Sharkbait!" "Grab it!" "I got it!" "Pull!" "Gill, don't make him go back in there." "No." "We're done." "Dude." " Uhh." " Dude." "Focus, dude." "Dude." "Ohh." "Oh, he lives." "Hey, dude!" "Ohh." "What happened?" "Saw the whole thing, dude." "First, you were all, like, "Whoa!"... and then we were all, like, "Whoa!"... and then you were, like, "Whoa."" "What are you talking about?" "You, mini-man." "Takin' on the jellies." "You got serious thrill issues, dude." " Ohh." " Awesome." "Uhh." "Oh, my stomach." "Ohh!" "Oh, man." "No hurlin' on the shell, dude, OK?" "Just waxed it." "So, Mr. Turtle..." "Whoa, dude." "Mr. Turtle is my father." "The name's Crush." "Crush?" "Really?" "OK, Crush." "I need to the East Australian Current." "E.A.C.?" "Oh, dude." "You're ridin' it, dude!" "Check it out!" "OK, grab shell, dude!" "Grab wh-a-a-at?" "!" "Grab wh-a-a-at?" "!" "Ha ha!" "Righteous!" "Righteous!" " Yeah!" " Stop!" "So..." "What brings you on this fine day to the E.A.C.?" "Dory and I need to get to Sydney." "Dory!" "Is she all right?" "Huh?" "Oh, little blue." "She is sub-level, dude." "Dory!" "Dory!" "Dory!" "Dory." "I'm so sorry." "This is all my fault." "It's my fault." "Twenty-nine, thirty!" "Ready or not, here I come!" "There you are!" "Catch me if you can!" "Dory?" "Nice wave!" "Oh, wow!" "Heh heh." "Up you go!" "Up you go!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa-oh-oh-oh!" " Oh, my goodness!" " Kill the motor, dude." "Let us see what Squirt does flying solo." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "That was so cool!" "Hey, Dad, did you see that?" "Did you see me?" "Did you see what I did?" "You so totally rock, Squirt!" "So give me some fin." "Noggin." " Dude." " Dude." "Oh... intro." "Jellyman, offspring." "Offspring, Jellyman." " Jellies?" "!" "Sweet." " Totally." "Apparently, I must've done something you liked... dudes." " You rock, dude!" " Ow." "Curl away, my son." "It's awesome, Jellyman." "The little dudes are just eggs." "We leave 'em on a beach to hatch... and then, coo-coo-cachoo... they find their way back to the big ol' blue." " All by themselves?" " Yeah." "But, dude, how do you know when they're ready?" "Well, you never really know." "But when they know, you'll know, you know?" "Ha." "Hey, look, everybody." "I know that dude!" "It's the Jellyman!" "Go on." "Jump on him!" " Turtle pile!" " Wait, wait, wait!" " Are you funny?" " Where's your shell?" " I need to breathe!" " Are you running away?" "Did you really cross the jellyfish forest?" " Did they sting you?" " One at a time!" "Mr. Fish, did you die?" "Sorry, I was a little vague on the details." "So, where are you going?" "You see, my son was taken." "My son was taken away from me." " No way." " What happened?" "No, no, kids." "I don't want to talk about it." "Aww!" "Please?" "Please?" "Well, OK." "I live on this reef a long, long way from here." "This is gonna be good." "I can tell." "And my son Nemo..." "See, he was mad at me." "And maybe he wouldn't have done it... if I hadn't been so tough on him." "I don't know." "Anyway, he swam out in the open water to this boat... and when he was out there, these divers appeared... and I tried to stop them, but the boat was too fast." "So, we swam out in the ocean to follow them..." "They couldn't stop 'em." "And then Nemo's dad... he swims out to the ocean, and they bump into three ferocious sharks." "He scares away the sharks by blowing 'em up!" "Golly, that's amazing." "And then dives thousands of feet straight down into the dark." "It's wicked dark down there." "You can't see a thing." "How's it going, Bob?" "And the only thing they can see down there is the light from this big, horrible creature... with razor-sharp teeth." "Nice parry, old man." "And then he has to blast his way..." "So, these two little fish have been... searching the ocean for days on the East Australian Current." "Which means that he may be on his way here right now." "That should put him in Sydney Harbor in a matter of days." "I mean, it sounds like... this guy is gonna stop at nothing till he finds his son." "I sure hope he makes it." "That's one dedicated father, if you ask me." "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Would you just shut up?" "!" "You're rats with wings!" "Bloke's been looking for his boy Nemo." " Nemo?" "!" " He was taken off the reef..." " Take it!" "You happy?" " Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Hey, say that again!" "Something about Nemo." "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Whoooa..." "Hyah!" "Mine?" "Last I heard, he's heading towards the harbor." "Ho ho!" "Brilliant!" "Is he doing OK?" "Is he doing OK?" "Whatever you do, Don't mention D-a-r..." "It's OK." "I know who you're talking about." "Gill?" "Gill?" "Hey, Sharkbait." "I'm sorry I couldn't stop the..." "No, I'm the one who should be sorry." "I was so ready to get out... so ready to taste that ocean..." "I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there." "Nothing should be worth that." "I'm sorry I couldn't get you back to your father, kid." "All right." "Hey, hey, hey..." " What the..." " Aaah!" "That's one way to pull a tooth." "Huh." "Darn kids." "Good thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister?" "Hey, psst!" "Oh, Nigel!" "You just missed an extraction." "Has he loosened the periodontal ligament yet?" "What am I talking about?" "Where's Nemo?" " I've got to speak with him." " What is it?" "Your dad's been fighting the entire ocean..." " Iooking for you." " My father?" "Really?" "He's traveled hundreds of miles, battling sharks and jellyfish..." "Sharks?" "That can't be him." "What was his name?" "Some sort of sport fish." " Tuna?" "Trout?" " Marlin?" "Marlin!" "The little clownfish from the reef." "It's my dad!" "He took on a shark!" "I heard he took on three." " Three sharks?" " That's 4,800 teeth!" "After you were taken by Diver Dan over there... your dad followed the boat like a maniac." "Really?" "He's swimming, giving it all he's got... and then three gigantic sharks capture him... and he blows them up and dives thousands of feet... and gets chased by a monster with huge teeth!" "He ties this demon to a rock, and what's his reward?" "He gets to battle an entire jellyfish forest!" "Now he's with a bunch of sea turtles on the E.A. C... and the word is he's headed this way right now... to Sydney!" " Wow!" " What a good daddy!" "He was looking for you after all, Sharkbait." "He's swimming to the filter!" " Sharkbait!" " Not again!" "Sharkbait!" "No!" "You got your whole life ahead of you!" " We'll help you, kid!" " Get him out!" "Get him out of there!" "Come on, kid!" "Grab the end!" "Sharkbait!" " No!" " Can you hear me?" "Nemo!" "Can you hear me?" "Yeah, I can hear you." "Sharkbait, you did it!" "Sharkbait, you're..." "covered with germs!" "Aah!" "Ha ha!" "That took guts, kid." "All right, gang, we have less than 48 hours... before Darla gets here." "This tank'll get plenty dirty in that time... but we have to help it along any way we can." " Jacques?" "No cleaning." " I shall resist." "Everybody else, be as gross as possible." "Think dirty thoughts." "We're gonna make this tank so filthy... the dentist will have to clean it." " Good work!" " Ha ha ha!" "All right, we're here, dudes!" "Get ready!" "Your exit's coming up, man!" "Where?" "I don't see it!" "Right there!" "I see it!" "I see it!" "The swirling vortex of terror?" " That's it, dude." " Of course it is." "OK, first, find your exit buddy." "Do you have your exit buddy?" "Yes!" "Squirt give you a rundown of proper exiting technique." "Good afternoon!" "We'll have a great jump today!" "OK, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall." "There's a screaming bottom turn, so watch out!" "Remember..." "rip it, roll it, and punch it!" "He's trying to speak to me, I know it!" "You're really cute, but I don't know what you're saying!" "Say the first thing again." "OK, Jellyman!" "Go, go, go!" " Whoa!" " Wahoo!" " Whoa!" " Whoa!" "Whoo!" "That was... fun!" "I actually enjoyed that." "Hey, look, turtles!" "Ha ha!" "Most excellent!" "Now turn your fishy tails around... and swim straight on through to Sydney!" "No worries, man!" "No worries!" "Thank you, dude Crush!" " Bye!" " Bye, Jellyman!" "You tell your little dude I said hi, OK?" "See ya later, dudes!" "Bye, everyone!" "Nemo would have loved this." "Ooh!" "Hey!" "Crush, I forgot!" "How old are you?" "150, dude!" "And still young!" "Rock on!" "150!" "150!" "I gotta remember that." "Whoa." " We going in there?" " Yep." "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?" "Yep." "We're gonna just swim straight." "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming" "Dory..." "Boy, this is taking awhile." "How about we play a game?" "OK." "OK, I'm thinking of something orange... and it's small..." " It's me." " Right!" "It's orange and small..." "It's me." "All righty, Mr. Smartypants." "And it's orange and small and white stripes..." "And it's orange and small and white stripes..." "Me." "And the next one, just a guess, me." " That's just scary." " Wait, wait, wait." "I have definitely seen this floating speck before." "That means we've passed it before... and that means we're going in circles... and that means we're not going straight!" " Hey, hey!" " Get to the surface." "We'll figure it out up there." "Let's go!" " Hey!" "Relax." " What?" "Take a deep breath." "Now, let's ask somebody for directions." "Now, let's ask somebody for directions." "Fine." "Who do you want to ask, the speck?" " There's nobody here!" " There has to be someone." "It's the ocean, silly." "We're not the only two in here." "Let's see." "OK, no one there." "Nope." "Nada." "There's somebody." "Hey!" "Excuse..." "Dory, Dory, Dory!" "Now it's my turn." "I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious." "It's a fish we don't know." "If we ask it directions... it could ingest us and spit out our bones!" "What is it with men and asking for directions?" "I don't want to play the gender card right now." "Let's play the "Let's Not Die" card." " You want to get out of here?" " Of course I do." "How are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot?" "Dory, you don't fully understand..." "Come on." "Trust me on this." "All right." "Excuse me!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Little fella?" "Hello!" "Don't be rude." "Say hi." "Hello!" "Don't be rude." "Say hi." "Ha." "Hello." " His son Bingo..." " Nemo." " Nemo was taken to..." " Sydney." "Sydney!" "And it's really, really important... that we get there as fast as we can... so can you help us out?" "Come on, little fella." "Come on." "Dory, I'm a little fella." "I don't think that's a little fella." "Oh!" "Big fella." "Whale." "OK." "Maybe he only speaks whale." "Mooo!" "Weee neeed..." " Dory?" " Tooo fiind his son." "What are you doing?" "Are you sure you speak whale?" "Can youuuu give us diiirectionsss?" "Can youuuu give us diiirectionsss?" "Dory!" "Heaven knows what you're saying!" " See, he's swimming away." " Cooome baaack." "He's not coming back." "You offended him." " Maybe a different dialect." " Moooohhhmmooo..." " Dory!" "This is not whale." "You're speaking upset stomach." " Maybe I should try humpback." " Don't." " Maybe I should try humpback." " Don't." "Wooooooo..." " You actually sound sick." " Maybe louder?" " Rah!" "Rah!" " Don't do that!" "Too much orca." "Didn't it sound orca-ish?" "It doesn't sound orca." "It sounds like nothing I've ever heard." " Oooooo!" " Ohh!" "It's just as well." "He might be hungry." "It's just as well." "He might be hungry." "Whales don't eat clownfish." "They eat krill." " Swim away!" " Oh, look, krill!" "Move, Dory, move!" "Move, Dory, move!" " Aah!" " Aah!" "Look at that." "Would you look at that?" "Filthy." "Absolutely filthy." "All thanks to you, kid." "You made it possible." "Jacques, I said no cleaning." "I am ashamed." "Look!" "Scum angel!" "Ooh!" "Aaah!" "Bubbles!" "I love the bubbles!" "Flo?" "Has anybody seen Flo?" "9:00 and cue dentist." "Hello, Barbara." "Sorry I'm late." "OK, here we go." "Here we go, OK." "Little Davey Reynolds..." "Walks to the counter, drops the keys..." "Bloat, that's disgusting!" "Tastes pretty good to me." " Urrrp!" " Eww!" "Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own..." "Shh!" "Here he comes!" "Aah!" "Crikey." "What a state." "Ohh." "Barbara, what's my earliest appointment tomorrow?" " 10:00, luv." " Leave it open, would you?" "I've gotta clean the fish tank before Darla gets here." "Did you hear that, Sharkbait?" "Yay!" "He's gonna clean the tank!" "We're gonna be clean!" "You ready to see your dad, kid?" " Uh-huh." " Of course you are." "I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there... in the harbor waiting for you right now." "in the harbor waiting for you right now." "Yeah." "Aaah!" "Oof!" "Whoo!" "Yaahhh!" "Here comes the big one." "Ooh!" "Come on!" "You gotta try this!" " Will you just stop it?" " Why?" "What's wrong?" "We're in a whale, don't you get it?" " Whale?" " A whale!" "You had to ask for help!" "And now we're stuck here!" "Wow, a whale." "I speak whale." "No, you're insane!" "You can't speak whale!" "I have to get out!" "I have to find my son!" "I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!" "Ohhh!" "Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" "Hey... you OK?" "There, there." "It's all right." "It'll be OK." "No." "No, it won't." "Sure it will." "You'll see." "No." "I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him." "Huh." "That's a funny thing to promise." "What?" "You can't never let anything happen to him." "Then nothing would ever happen to him." "Not much fun for little Harpo." " Hmm." " What's going on?" "Don't know." "I'll ask him." " Dory..." " Whaaat's goooing onnn?" "I think he says we've stopped." "Of course we've stopped." "Stop trying to speak whale." "You'll make things worse." "What is that noise?" "Oh, no." "Look what you did." "The water's going down." "It's going down!" "Really?" "You sure about that?" "Look!" "Already it's half empty!" "I'd say it's half full." "Stop that!" "It's half empty!" "OK, that one was a little tougher." "He either said we should go to the back of the throat..." "He either said we should go to the back of the throat... or he wants a root beer float." "Of course he wants us to go there!" "That's eating us!" "How do I taste, Moby?" "Do I taste good?" "Tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!" " OK." "Heee..." " Stop talking to him!" " Aah!" " Aah!" "What is going on?" "I'll check." "Whaaat..." "No more whale!" "You can't speak whale!" " Yes, I can!" " No, you can't!" "You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo!" " OK." " Dory!" "Oof!" "He says it's time to let go." "Everything's gonna be all right." "How do you know?" "How do you know something bad isn't gonna happen?" "I don't!" " Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" "Ha ha ha!" "We're alive!" "Look!" "Sy-d-ney..." "Sydney!" "Sydney!" "Sydney again!" "You were right, Dory!" "We made it!" "We're gonna find my son!" "Thaaank yoouuu, sirrr!" "Thaaank yoouuu, sirrr!" "Wow." "I wish I could speak whale." "All we gotta do is find the boat that took him." " Right!" " We can do this!" "Morning." "It's morning, everyone!" "Today's the day!" "The sun is shining, the tank is clean... and we are getting out..." "The tank is clean." "The tank is clean!" "But how?" "Boss must've installed it while we were sleeping." " What are we gonna do?" " What's it say, Peach?" "I can't hear you, Peach." "The Aquascum 2003 is an all-purpose, self-cleaning... maintenance-free, salt water purifier... that is guaranteed to extend the life of your aquarium fish." "Stop it!" "The Aquascum is programmed to scan... your tank environment every five minutes?" "!" "Scan?" "What does that mean?" "Aah!" "Temperature... 82 degrees..." "Temperature... 82 degrees..." "PH balance... normal." " Ooh." " Nice." "Ooh..." "Oh!" "Curse you, Aquascum!" "That's it for the escape plan." "It's ruined." "Then what are we gonna do about..." "Darla!" "Darla!" "Stay down, kid!" " False alarm." " Whew." "My nerves can't take much more of this." "What'll we do when that brat gets here?" " I'm thinking." " Oh!" "Gill!" " Nemo!" "I'm coming!" " Help me!" "Help me!" "Swim down!" "Come on, kid!" " Everybody jump in!" " Swim down!" " That's it!" " What the...?" " Yay!" " Ha ha!" "Good work!" "Gill!" " Nemo!" " Sharkbait!" " Roll, kid!" " Lean!" "Lean!" "Whoops." "That would've been a nasty fall." "Gill!" "Don't let me go belly-up!" "Just calm down, Nemo." "You won't go belly-up." "I promise." "You're gonna be OK." "Darla!" "Do any of these boats look familiar to you?" "No, but the boat has to be here somewhere." "Come on, Dory." "We're gonna find it." "I'm totally excited." "Are you excited?" "Dory, wake up." "Wake up, come on." "Duck!" "That's not a duck." "It's a... pelican!" " Whoa!" " Aah!" " Whoa!" " Aah!" "No!" "I didn't come this far to be breakfast!" "Hey, Nigel." "Would you look at that?" "What?" "What?" "Sun's barely up and Gerald's had more than he can handle." "Yeah." "Reckon somebody ought to help the poor guy." "Yeah, right." "Yeah." "Don't everybody fly off at once." "All right, Gerald." "Fish got your tongue?" " Aah!" " Love a duck!" " Aah!" " Love a duck!" "I gotta find my son Nemo!" "Nemo?" "He's that fish!" "The one that's been fighting the whole ocean!" "I know where your son..." "Huh?" "Wait!" "Come back!" "Stop!" "Dory, keep going!" "He's crazy!" "I got something to tell you!" "Mine." "Don't make any sudden moves." "Hop inside my mouth if you want to live." "Hop in your mouth?" "How does that make me live?" "Mine?" "Because I can take you to your son." "Because I can take you to your son." " Yeah, right." " No." "I know your son." "He's orange with a gimpy fin on one side." " That's Nemo!" " Aah!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Aah!" "Fasten your seat belts!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Whoo!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "Aah!" "Everybody hold on!" " Aah!" " Aah!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Too loud!" "Too loud for me!" "Twinkle, twinkle, little star" "Find a happy place!" "Find a happy place!" "Darla, your uncle will see you now." "All right, let's see those pearly whites." "Raah!" "I'm a piranha." "They're in the Amazon." "And a piranha's a fish, just like your present." "I get fishy, fishy" "Oh, no." "Poor little guy." " He's dead." " Sharkbait!" "Yay!" "Fishy, fishy, fishy!" "Must've left your present in the car, sweetie." " Ohh!" " I'll go and get it." " He's still alive!" " He's not dead!" "What's happening?" "Why is he playing dead?" "He's gonna get flushed down the toilet." " He's gonna get out of here!" " He's gonna get flushed!" "What a smart little guy!" "Oh, no!" "Not the trash can!" "Nemo!" "No!" " Hey!" "I found his dad!" " Where's Nemo?" " Dentist!" " He's over there!" "What's a dentist?" "Nigel, get in there!" " I can't go in there!" " Yes, you can!" "Charge!" " Aah!" " What the...?" "Darla, sweetie, look out!" " Aah!" " Hold still!" " Aah!" " Easy!" "Easy!" " Aah!" " Hold still!" "Nobody's going to hurt you!" "Oof!" "Nemo." "Oh, my goodness." "Gotcha!" "Keep down!" "Nemo!" "Daddy?" "Out with you!" "And stay out!" "Daddy?" "Fishy?" "Fishy!" "Wake up!" "Oh, no!" "To the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie!" "Why are you sleeping?" " Hurry!" " Bloat!" "Ring of Fire!" "Fishy!" "Aah!" "Crikey!" "All the animals have gone mad!" "Unh!" "Aaah!" "Get it out!" " Smack her in the head!" " Go, Gill, go!" "Fish in my hair!" "Gill!" "Sharkbait..." "tell your dad I said hi." " Unh!" " Eww!" "Go get 'em!" "Ohh..." " He did it!" " Yay!" " I'm so happy!" " Is he gonna be OK, Gill?" "Don't worry." "All drains lead to the ocean." "Fishy!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Daddy!" "I'm so sorry." "Truly, I am." "Truly, I am." " Hey." " Dory... if it wasn't for you..." "I never would've even made it here." "So, thank you." "Hey, wait a minute." "Wait." "Where are you going?" "It's over, Dory." "We were too late." "Nemo's gone, and I'm going home now." "No." "No, you can't." "Stop!" "Please don't go away." "Please?" "No one's ever stuck with me for so long before." "And if you leave, I just..." "I remember things better with you." "I do." "Look..." "P. Sherman, 42... 42..." "I remember it." "I do." "It's there." "I know it is because when I look at you..." "I can feel it." "I look at you and I..." "I'm home." "Please..." "I don't want that to go away." "I don't want to forget." "I'm sorry, Dory, but I do." " Manna from heaven." " Sweet nectar of life!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" " This is our spot!" " Get outta here!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Yeah, that's it, fella." "Just keep on swimming'." "You got that." "Too right, mate!" "Oh!" "I got a live one here!" "Have you seen my dad?" "Gotcha!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Come back here!" "You let him go!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Ohh!" "Um, excuse me." "Are you all right?" "I don't know where I am." "I don't know what's going on." "I think I lost somebody, but I can't remember." "It's OK." "I'm looking for someone, too." "Hey, we can look together." "I'm Dory." "I'm Nemo." "Nemo?" "That's a nice name." " Dad!" " Dad!" "Wait a minute." "Is it your dad or my dad?" " My dad." " Got it." "Dad!" " Where are we, anyway?" " Dad!" "Dad!" "Oh." "Syl..." "Shi..." "Sydney." "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." "Aah!" "Nemo!" "It's you!" "Aah!" "You're Nemo!" "Yes, yes, I'm Nemo!" "You're Nemo!" "You were dead." "I saw you." "And here you are!" "I found you." "You're not dead." "And your father..." "Your father!" "You know my father?" "!" "Where is he?" "This way!" "He went this way." "Quick!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Have you seen an orange fish swim by?" " It looks just like him!" " But bigger!" "Yeah, I saw him, bluey." "But I'm not tellin' you where he went... and there's no way you're gonna make me." "Mine." "Aah!" "All right!" "I'll talk!" "He went to the fishing grounds!" "Aah!" "Hey, look out!" "I'm sorry." "I'm just trying to get home." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Nemo?" " Daddy!" " Nemo?" " Dad!" " Nemo's alive!" " Dad!" " Nemo's alive!" "Dory?" "Nemo!" "Daddy!" "Nemo!" "I'm coming, Nemo!" " Dad!" " Nemo!" "Thank goodness." "It's all right, son." "It's gonna be OK." "Turn around!" "You're going the wrong way!" "Aah!" "Look out!" "Oh, my..." "Help!" "He-e-elp!" " Dory!" " Come on!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Get us out!" "Aah!" "No, no, no!" "Dory!" " Dad, I know what to do!" " Nemo!" "No!" "We have to tell all the fish to swim down together!" " Get out of there now!" " I know this will work!" "No, I am not gonna lose you again!" "There's no time!" "It's the only way to save Dory!" "I can do this." "You're right." "I know you can." " Lucky fin!" " Now, go!" "Hurry!" "Tell all the fish to swim down!" "Well?" "You heard my son!" "Come on!" "Dory, you have to tell everybody to..." "Swim down together!" "Do you understand what I'm saying to you?" "Swim down!" "Everybody swim down!" "Come on, you have to swim down!" "Down!" "Swim down!" "Swim down!" "Swim down!" "Don't give up!" "Keep swimming!" "Just keep swimming!" "That's it!" "It's working!" "Keep swimming!" "Keep swimming!" "Just keep swimming!" "Keep swimming!" "Come on, Dad!" " You're doing great, son!" " That's my dad." "Let's get to the bottom!" "Keep swimming!" "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming" "Almost there!" "Keep swimming!" "Keep swimming!" "Keep swimming!" " Oof!" " Hey!" " Dory!" "Where's Nemo?" " There!" "Oh, no." "Nemo!" "Nemo?" "Nemo?" "It's OK." "Daddy's here." "Daddy's got you." "Daddy?" "Oh, thank goodness." "Dad..." "I don't hate you." "Oh, no, no, no." "I'm so sorry, Nemo." " Hey, guess what?" " What?" "Sea turtles..." "I met one." "And he was 150 years old." " 150?" " Yep." "Sandy Plankton said they only live to be 100." "Sandy Plankton?" "Do you think I would cross the entire ocean... and not know as much as Sandy Plankton?" " Ha ha ha!" " He was 150!" "Not 100!" "Who is this Sandy Plankton who knows everything?" "Time for school!" "Get up!" "Let's go!" "Time for school!" "Get up!" "Let's go!" " I'm gonna win!" " No, you're not!" " I did it!" " Aw, my own son beats me!" "Climb aboard, explorers." "The sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says..." ""With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"" "Hello, Nemo." "Who's this?" " Exchange student." " I'm from the E.A.C., dude!" " Sweet!" " Totally." "Seriously, Marty." "Did you really do all the things you say you did?" "Pardon me." " Hello." " Ohh." "Don't be alarmed." "We wanted to make sure our newest member got home safely." " Thanks, guys." " See you next week." " Keep up with the program." " Remember, fish are friends..." "Not food!" "Bye!" "Hold on, here we go!" "Next stop... knowledge!" "Bye, son!" "Have fun!" "Bye, Dad!" "Oh!" "Mr. Ray, wait." "I forgot something." "Love you, Dad." "I love you, too, son." "Dad?" "You can let go now." "Sorry." "Go have an adventure." "Good-bye!" "See ya later, dudes!" " Bye, Elmo!" " Nemo." " Bye, Nemo!" " See you after school, Dory!" "Bye, Dad!" "Bye, Dad!" "Bye, son." "Barbara, I don't understand it." "Here this thing has a lifetime guarantee... and it breaks!" "I had to clean the tank myself, take all the fish out... put 'em in bags, and..." "Where'd the fish go?" " Come on, Peach!" " Hurry!" " You can do it!" " That's it." "Just a little further." "That's the shortest red light I've ever seen!" " Come on, Peach!" " Ohh." "Aah!" "Now what?" "Somewhere" "Beyond the sea" "Somewhere, waitin' for me" "My lover stands on golden sands" "And watches the ships" "That go sailin'" "Somewhere" "Beyond the sea" "She's there watchin' for me" "If I could fly like birds on high" "Then straight to her arms" "I'll go sailin'" "It's far" "Beyond the stars" "It's near, beyond the moon" "I know" "Beyond a doubt" "My heart" "Will lead me there soon" "We'll meet" "Beyond the shore" "We'll kiss just like before" "Happy we'll be beyond the sea" "And never again" "I'll go sailin'" "I know" "Beyond a doubt" "My heart" "Will lead me there soon" "Oh, we'll meet, I know we'll meet" "Beyond the shore" "We'll kiss just as before" "Happy we will be beyond the sea" "And never again" "I'll go sailin'" "No more sailin'" "So long, sailing', sailin'" "No more sailin'" "Good-bye, farewell, my friend" "No more sailin'" "So long" "Sailin'" "No more sailin'" "No more" "Farewell" "Auf wiedersehen" "Adieu to you and you" "No more sailin'" "No more" "Ohh, no more sailin'" "No more, no more" "No more sailin'" "No more" "One more time" "No more sailin'"

"Good-bye." "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa." "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa." "Wha..." "Hyah!" "Whoa, boys!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa." "Clark?" "What on earth happened to you?" "I'm afraid my day Wasn't much productive." " You all right?" " Snakes spooked the horses... so I lost most of the Water." "I'm sorry, Clark." "Pa, you're home!" "It's okay." "I'm fine now though." "I'm gonna unhitch the Wagon and get Washed up for dinner." "Good, 'cause supper's almost ready." "Okay." "Who is that?" "Missy, go on inside." "Why?" "Missy, go on inside." "Mr. Davis." "Mrs. Davis." "Mr. Harris, What brings you out here?" "I figured I'd come out here after the bank closed and discuss a few things With you." "now, as you both know, you've fallen behind... on paying back the loan that you took out With the bank." "Yes, sir, We're aware We're a few payments behind... but I can assure you that When the Weather shifts..." "We're gonna make those payments and then some." "You've missed more than a few payments." "We don't intend to be a burden on you." "We Would much prefer to make those payments on time." "I trust that is the truth, but I can't be leaving it for any longer." "now, make the payments or the bank Will be forced to seize your land." " Mr. Harris, please understand..." " There's nothing to understand." "You signed a loan, Which clearly states... that you Would make the agreed upon payments every month." "Good night, pumpkin." "Good might, Ma." "Love you." "Things will turn around." "This farm has been in my family for a long time." "We need the rain, Ellen, and rain soon." "I Want you to know how much I appreciate all the hard Work you do for Missy and me." "I'm not real sure What We're gonna do next." "I could take the job that Mr. Connor offered me as a seamstress in town." "Absolutely not." "I don't Want you Working in town." "We've discussed this." "It's the man's place to provide." "Clark, you can't control the Weather." "When I took that loan..." "I just assumed it Was gonna rain and things Were gonna turn around." "This drought Won't last forever." "Things Will get better." "I have faith in that." "Well, I hope that faith holds up When my folks get here." "I know my ma can be a bit of a handful sometimes." "You're gonna be just fine." "Playing poker tomorrow night!" "Hey, Jed." "Good morning, Mr. Connor." "Ellen." "Good morning." "Let me help you With that." "Come here, boy." "Thank you." "how are you?" "I'm Well." "And you?" "I'm excellent." "So, are you, uh... ready to begin a Wonderful day of Work, I trust?" "I'm absolutely ready." "That's good, because I already have some projects for you to Work on." " Well, I'm looking forward to it." " That's good." "Please." "After you." "You can Work here." "WoW." "What a beautiful Work of art." "I Wanna thank you again, Mr. Connor." "Would you please call me Bruce?" "Well, then, thank you once again, Bruce." "Let me give you a hand, Dave!" "Whoa!" "All right?" "Ben, how are you?" "Clint, Ronnie." "We're good." "Thanks." "What brings you to town?" "Well, Ellen's Working at Connor's, and my folks are in town." "Been a While since I seen them." "Sarah." "You know Ellen Davis, don't you?" "Of course." "Bruce, this is a small town." "Don't you think everyone knows everybody Who lives here?" "Okay, since you two are already acquainted... then, Ellen, you must know how quiet and shy Sarah is." "Quiet and shy." "Bruce told me someone else Was coming to Work here." "He didn't say that it Was you." "Well, Clark and I could use the extra money, and, frankly, I don't mind the Work." "I love sewing." "I always have, ever since I Was a young girl." "Well, that's a good thing since you Will be doing plenty of it." "I thought you mostly did midwife Work." "Well, there hasn't been much of a call for a midwife lately." "I pick up Work here When things are slow." "Mr. Connor." "Clark." " What a pleasure to see you." " You as Well." "I just came by to see Ellen for one moment if that's okay." "Yeah, of course." "Clark." "Where's Missy?" "She's With Ben and the boys down at the general store." "Your folks are gonna be here soon." " I came by to see if their room's ready." " Oh, isn't that Wonderful?" "A son making sure that his folks are taken care of." " Sarah." " Hello, Clark." " It's good to see you." " You as Well." "Come on." "Let's go see your mama." "how's the first day going?" "I made a pattern for a new dress, and I already started sewing it." "Well, that is impressive." "Mama!" "Hello, pumpkin." "Did you miss me?" "Of course I did." "Missy, let's let these ladies get back to Work." "I'll be home as soon as I can." " Bye, sweetheart." " Bye, Mama." "Ladies." "Ben." "Good-bye, Mr. Graham." "Pa, they're here!" "Come on, Missy." "Whoa, baby." "Whoa." "Clark, my dear, sweet boy." "It's good to see you." " how are you?" " Grandma!" "Oh!" "Oh, my goodness, how you've grown, like a rose." "Yes, but I'm all grown up now." "Oh, I can see that, my darling." " Well, don't I get a hug?" " Grandpa!" "Yeah, look at you!" "Oh, look at you." "Well, Son, it's been far too long since We've seen you." "Good to see you, Pa." "Let me grab your bags, help you get settled." " Where's Ellen?" " She's at Work." " Work?" " At home?" "At the tailor's." " We've been Waiting for you." " I can see that." "Hello, sweetheart." "Mmm!" "Come here." "Your folks get in all right?" "They're actually already here." "I'm late?" "And I'm the Wife Who didn't make supper?" "Your ma's gonna have something to say about that." "Oh, she'll be fine." "Don't Worry about her." " You all Washed up?" " Yes, ma'am." "Pa made me." "Then What are We Waiting on?" "Let's go eat." " So, how Was your first day?" " I enjoy Working With Sarah." " Yeah?" " You know she's a widow." "Yeah." " You know Ben's a widower." " Mm-hmm?" " Yeah, he has two kids too." " Mm-hmm." "Ellen, don't get any ideas." "Well, hello, Lloyd." "Ellen." "Oh!" "So good to see you." "It is so good to see you." "Look at you." " how Was your trip in?" " Oh, not bad." "Not bad at all." "I do have to admit though." "The old back does need a good night's rest." "Irene, it is so Wonderful to see you." "Ellen." " I'm sorry I'm late." " I understand you're Working." "I am." "Today Was my first day." "You know, in my time, a Woman really Wouldn't..." " MWah!" " Oh, my!" " Stop." " What do you say We eat?" "Just go sit down." "Are you sure you're gonna be okay staying in town?" "Oh, my, yes." "We don't Wanna impose." "I almost forgot." "I brought you something." "I'll be here in the morning." " No, Pa, you don't have to do that." " now, look, look..." "I've been around long enough to know that if the Wife has to take a job... things aren't going as Well as they could be." " 8:00?" " I'll be here." "There." "She's beautiful, Grandma." "I love her." " Thank you." " Oh, good." "I'm so glad." " Look, Mom." " She's lovely." "Thank you." "I made her special for you." "I Will keep her With me always." "Thank you so much, Grandma." "Oh!" "Pa, look What Grandma made for me." " I see that." "What's her name gonna be?" " I don't know." "I just got her." "Come on." "We better get going." "It's a long Way into town." "Time to get up." " Mm." " Mm." "Just give me a little bit more time." "I'm so tired." "I'd let you sleep as long as you'd like... but as soon as I do, the rooster you hate so much..." "Gonna start crowing." "One of these days, you're gonna come back from Working in the field... and you're gonna find that rooster's your supper." "Just give me a little more time to sleep." " I'm so tired." " Okay." "Missy and I'll go grab some milk, and then We'll Wake you When We come back." "I do love you so." "I love you too." " Go back to sleep." " Mmm." "Son, Why didn't you tell us you Were having trouble With the land?" "A man's gotta stand on his own." "I didn't Wanna come begging for help." "Yep, a man does have to go off and... find his Way, make his own life." "But he shouldn't forget Where he come from." "I didn't Want you to think I couldn't take care of my family." "Son, I Would never." " So, how long has this Well been dry anyway?" " It's been a spell." "Just had enough for the garden and the animals from the creek." "But... it's been barely enough to sustain us." "Well, have you tried digging a little deeper into the Well?" "Yes, sir, but..." "I hit rock." "Yeah, Well, I noticed you, uh... you dug another one out in the field in front of the house." " Yes, sir, same problem." " Well, I think I may know of a Way... to get you some Water Without having to dig Wells all over creation." "Your old man knows a thing or two about dealing With a drought." "What do you think, hmm?" "Oh, it's beautiful." "You are truly an artist." "Why, thank you." " Can I ask you something, Sarah?" " Certainly." " Your husband, he passed on a couple of years back." " Yes." "He's still in your heart?" "He Will always be in my heart." "What I meant Was... do you ever see yourself With somebody else?" "Remarrying, I mean?" "At first I didn't." "No, the pain Was so strong." "I couldn't imagine a time..." "When I could be open to someone else." "But time has a Way of changing things Without you knowing." "It took some time, but, uh..." "I think the Lord has allowed my aching heart to heal." "Ben Graham lost his Wife." "He's a good man, a good father." "And he is a rather handsome man, I must say." "So you said your Well is, What, about 25 feet?" "Well, I Was able to dig five more, but then I ended up hitting rock." "All right, so that's about 30." "I figure, uh, this land being more elevated like it is..." "We'll have to go down about 40, 45 feet... in order to even have a hope of hitting' Water." "That deep, huh?" "Well, let's get to it." " Yes, sir." " All right." "So, how's that neighbor of yours, Ben?" " He having a tough time of it too?" " Well..." " the drought hit him pretty hard, but..." " Yeah?" "somehow he Was able to hit Water though." "Well, We Will too." "I hope so." "Lord, this ground is hard." " Bye, Sarah." " Evening, Ellen." " See you in the morning." " Good night." "Mr. Harris." " I have good news for you." " Really?" "Yes." "Be making payment on Friday." "I heard about your job over here at Mr. Connor's." "You..." "Mrs. Davis?" "I'm fine." "It's just this dry Weather." "Ah." "Well, evening'." "Evening." " Good night, pumpkin." " Good night, Ma." "What time in the morning do you Want me out here?" " I think Ben's gonna be over around 7:30." " All right." " See if Ben and the boys Wanna come to supper on Saturday." " I Will." " I could help you With that if you'd like." " That Would be Wonderful, Irene." "I could help With the eating of it." "now, there's something you're good at." "If y'all excuse me, I'm feeling a bit tired." "I'm gonna turn in." "If you're so tired, maybe you shouldn't be Working at that tailor shop." "No, I'll be fine, really." "It's just gonna take some getting used to, is all." " You look pale." " Really, I'm fine." "I just need some rest." "We should be going." "Uh, it's getting late." "We got a long Ways back to town." "Good night, sweetheart." "Good night." " Good night, dear." " Good night, Irene." "Son?" "Ma." "It Was mighty nice of Ellen inviting us over for dinner Saturday." "I haven't had a good home-cooked meal in a While." "Except the ones I cook." "I'm not sure how good those are." "So I've heard." " Ben, I appreciate you coming out here." " It's in my oWn best interest." "I think I might try this out in my far field before I start digging another Well." "whew!" " how's Ellen doing Working?" " She seems a little tired." "Well, then you make her stay home till she feels better." "Oh, she Won't do that." "I learned a long time ago I can't tell Ellen What to do." "Well, as long as she ain't too tired to cook dinner on Saturday." "That Was mighty kind of you." "Well, I'm just saying I'm looking forward to that dinner." "Will you two stop clucking away like a couple of hens?" "We got Work to do here." "I invited someone else." " Who?" " Sarah and her young'uns." "Thought it'd be nice for them to play With Missy and Ben's boys." "Sure you did." "I thought We talked about that, Ellen." "We did." "I just didn't agree to anything." "I guess you didn't." " It sure looks good, Ellen." " AW, thank you." "Looks like your other guests are here." "Huh!" "Huh!" "Huh!" "Sarah!" "So glad you could make it." " Well, thanks so much for inviting' us." " Of course." "It's my pleasure." " Here." "We brought you a little something." " Thank you." "Oh, these are Clark's folks." " Irene, Lloyd, this is Sarah." " Nice to meet you." "It's a pleasure." "Kids, come on!" "Supper's on!" "I ever tell you the story of the hunting trip I did With my pa..." " up in the mountains back in the early days?" " No." " He had these two hound dogs..." " Oh, thank you, darling." "You're Welcome." "Your Laura's a lovely girl." "Right." "She is." " She reminds me a lot of her father." " Really?" "how so?" "She has his eyes." "I can still see him When she looks at me." "They make a handsome couple, don't they?" "Yes, I suppose they do." "Aren't you glad I meddled?" "I'm not gonna answer that." "You still miss him?" "Well, there Was a time When all I did Was miss him." "At some point, you just gotta get on With the business of livin'." "Yeah." "how about you?" "You still think about their mama?" "Every day." "But you're right." "Time has a Way of healing that pain." "I miss her differently now than I did." "It's more..." "It's more peaceful." "Yeah." "There before me Was a gigantic black bear... standing up on his hind feet." "He looked like he Was 10 feet tall to me." "I Was about your size, you know." "What could I do?" "You're up." "No sense in letting a perfectly good day go to Waste." "Your folks, are... are they here yet?" "No." "No." "Uh, not yet." " Are you feeling any better?" " A little." "Tired, is all." "Feels like you're running a little bit of a fever." "Feel a tad Warm." "Feels more than a tad Warm." "Won't you go rest?" "And I'll make you some tea." "And then I'll head into town and grab some fixings for supper." "Okay." "Thank you." "Yes, sir." "Well, you have a good day now." " Afternoon, Clark." " Ben, how are you?" " Good, good." "Good to see you." " Good to see you." "Looks like you and Sarah got along pretty Well the other night." "Yes, We did." "She's a fine Woman." "She certainly is." "Uh, excuse me." "Yeah." "Good afternoon, Sarah." "Ben." "I Was hoping to get your permission to call upon you sometime." "Why, Mr. Graham, how very forward of you." "And it Would seem that you are calling on me right noW." "I'm sorry, ma'am." "It's just I..." " I Was teasing you." " Oh." "You can certainly call on me sometime." "I look forward to it." "So you put the two pieces of fabric together... and you cut out the pattern... of the shape of the head and the arms and the legs... and then I sew it, and then I stuff it all With cotton... to make it all filled out." "You feel any better?" "I'm feeling a little tired still, but..." "I think With a little more rest, I'll be fine to Work in the morning." "Work in the morning?" " Mm-hmm." " Like you're in any condition." " Clark, We need the money." " But you can afford to miss a day or two." "We'll see how I feel in the morning." "Okay." "Go back to sleep." " I love you, Clark." " I love you too." "Okay." "Well, about there." " Good morning, Irene." " Good morning." " Have a good day." " You too, Ellen." "whew!" "Oh, it's better now." "Ellen!" " Ellen, sweetheart, can you hear me?" " Ellen." "Ellen." "Ellen." "All right, Son, let's get her in the house." "Come on." " Come on." "You got her?" " Up We go." "Pa, What happened?" " Pa!" " Ma!" "What happened?" "Oh, my..." "What happened?" " I don't know." " Put her down." "The doctor's away." "Sarah's a midwife." "She knows a little about medicine." "I'll-I'll get some cold cloth." "You sit With her." "All right." "Ellen." "Ellen?" "Pa!" "Is Mom gonna be okay?" "Missy, I know you're scared." "She's gonna be fine." "I promise." " Hyah!" "Come on!" " Pa!" "Pa!" "She's on fire." "Sarah." "It's Ellen." "I don't like how this looks." "You know, uh, I am not a doctor... but that looks to me like scarlet fever." "Scarlet fever?" "I thought she looked awful peaked." " What can We do?" " She needs rest." "Keep her Warm." "Only time can tell." "Keep Missy away from her." "She's younger, Weaker." "Don't let her near Ellen." "Is there anything else?" "Just rest and prayers." "Mine Will be With her." "I'll let you two be." "Come on now." " It's gonna be okay." " Mm-hmm." "Missy, can I talk to you for a second?" "Yes, Pa?" "Missy, you Wanna sit down?" "Missy, uh..." "Ma's very sick right noW." "She may be, uh, contagious." "Do you know What that means?" "That other people can get sick too?" "That's right." "I'm afraid you're not gonna be able to go and see her until she gets Well, okay?" "I Won't get sick." "I promise." "I know." "Um..." "She just needs all the strength she can get right noW." "I Won't make her tired." "I can help take care of her." "Missy, I need you to do this for me, okay?" "Please." "You think that I'm just a little girl and I can't do anything." "But I can help." "She's my ma." "You're gonna be fine out here?" "You know you can go stay With Grandma and Grandpa in town if you Want." "I'd rather be in With Ma." "I know." "As soon as she gets Well, you better go in there, okay?" "Okay." "I love you, pumpkin." "Good night." "Go back to sleep." "I've been sleeping all day." "I know, but you need your rest." "Has Missy gone to sleep yet?" "Yeah." "She's off to bed." "Well, I..." "Try not to think about her." "I hope it doesn't feel too strange to her... out there in the dining room area." "Just get yourself better." "Get a good night's sleep." "I know you've done your best." "I think you're gonna be just fine." "how is she taking it?" "Does she seem all right?" "She's doing just fine." "She's a little girl, and she's just Worried about her mama." "She Was upset When I told her she couldn't be in here." " Is she still upset?" " Of course." "She Wants to help her mother the same Way you've always helped her." "You shouldn't be taxing yourself about this." "Just get some rest, okay?" "Clark." "Please don't go." "I need you." "Will you stay a While?" "I Will forever be by your side." "Missy." "Honey, you know you're not supposed to be in here." "I'll be as quiet as a field mouse." "I Won't disturb you." "I promise." "I know, pumpkin." "But it's for your own good." "I can't have you getting sick." "Go on." "Your pa has his hands full taking care of me." "We can't both be sick." "Missy, go on now." "Missy, What did I tell you about coming in here?" "But, Pa, I Was just trying to help!" "Clark, don't be mad at her." "I'm not mad." "I'm Worried." "You all right?" "You're upset 'cause they Won't let you see her, huh?" "They Won't let me do anything." "They're just Worried about you gettin' sick, pumpkin." " Pa's in there all the time." " I know." "But that's What your pa is here for." "And it's hard for him to do What needs to be done... and still be Worrying about you." "You know What I think you could do for him... that Would probably help him the most?" "No." "What?" "You can be strong." "Do What he says... even though it hurts your feelings right noW." "Can you do that?" "I'll try." "Good girl." "Your supper's getting cold." "I'm gonna check on Ellen." "Clark." "Sorry We Woke you." "It's okay." "There's some things I Wanna tell you." "What things?" "I Wanna thank you." "You've given me so much love in my life." "Clark." "You're gonna be okay." "I've lived a great life." "And it is because of you." "And I don't have any regrets." "I'm gonna be all right." "I just need to know that you'll be all right." "I need you to promise me something." "I need you to promise me... that you Will keep your heart open." "You are one of the most loving and giving men." "And I couldn't bear for that part of you to die With me." "Don't talk about dying." "Promise me, Clark." "I need you to promise me." "Not just for me... but for Missy's sake." "She'll need someone to show her... that love doesn't leave this World..." "With the passing of just one person." "Please, Clark." "I promise." "For as much as it hath pleased Almighty God of his great mercy... to take unto himself the soul of our dear Ellen here departed..." "We therefore commit her body to the earth." "Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust... in sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life." "Anyone Who knew Ellen Would know... that... she Was one of the most special people... you could ever have the good fortune to know." "Strong-Willed, certainly." "Kind... beyond Words." "She Was a friend to a great many... but even more so a blessing to her husband... and a true light to her daughter." "To say that We shall miss her dearly... doesn't even measure up." "But it is the truth." "We Will all miss you, Ellen." "God bless you." "This is our home." "And it will always be." "You are a wonderful man." "I love you, Clark." "Clark?" "Yeah, Pa." "Uh..." "I can't seem to get any sleep." "Something on your mind?" "Yeah." "I Want to make an offer to you." "now, I know how hard all of this must be for you, and..." "You know, if it's too much to bear... you and Missy are more than Welcome to move back home With us." "I am home, Pa." "But, Son, this place might be filled With too many memories." "That's Why I can't leave." "Ellen..." "She loved it here." "This Was our home." "Pa, We'll be all right." "What'd he say?" "He says he's stayin'." "Well... guess We'll be staying a While too." "We're family." "Well..." "We'll get our things tomorrow, huh?" "There you go." "Shouldn't take us long to collect our things and check out." "Mr. Davis, can I have a moment?" "Ma, Will you take Missy inside for a minute?" "Everything all right?" "Just take her inside." "Yes, dear." "now..." "I know this is a difficult time." "But, uh, this is rather a discreet matter." "I'm his pa." "Whatever you need to say, you can say it in front of me." "All right." "now, you're Well aware that you Went for some time..." "Without making a payment on your loan." "Then Mrs. Davis took a job in town and you Were able to make one payment." "now, With her passing..." "I need to know how you intend to repay your debt." "My Wife passed only days ago, and you're gonna come to me With this?" "I cannot let this continue..." "Without some Way of knowing how the bank Will be repaid." "now, quite frankly... don't have much faith that you're gonna be able to make even the next payment... now that your Wife is deceased." "Whoa, boy." "Whoa, now." "Come on." "Easy." "This doesn't change anything." "Payment is due the first of the month." "You did the right thing." " Need a break?" " Actually, that's a good idea." "I Wanted to talk to you... about yesterday." "Should've never touched him." " I let my emotions get the best of me." " Yeah, that's true enough." "But I'm more interested in What that banker said." "I mean, you told us that you had money problems, but... according to that bank man you could lose your land." "We Want to help you." "What can We do?" "I appreciate the offer." "Your being here's a big help, but I have to pay back that money, plain and simple." "Plus, I know you and Ma are struggling to get by too." "Yeah, that's the truth." "You know that if We had the money We'd be giving it to you straightaway." "I know." "I'm gonna figure something out." "I don't Want you Worrying about me." "That's What parents do." "Can you imagine a moment When you Won't be Worrying about Missy?" "Hmm?" "Course not." "No, a parent's job may be over When... children have gone off to make their lives, but... you never stop Worrying." "Or caring." "It's like breathing for me and your ma." "I know you're right." "I just don't Want..." "Hey." "Come on." "Enough of this chitchat." "Let's get back to Work." "What do you say?" " Yes, sir." " All right." "Got a lot of Water to haul in." "Come on." "Missy, you haven't touched your food." "I'm not hungry." "You should try and eat something." "May I be excused?" "Yes." "That poor child." "Clark... have you thought that maybe this isn't the best place for her right noW?" "I don't follow." "I'm Worried about her." "She's a little girl." "You're gonna be out on the farm all day long." "And there are so many things that have to be done around here." "Look, maybe, um... maybe she could come stay With us, if need be." "At least until things pick up around here." "Would you think about it?" "Morning, Pa." "Pumpkin, What are you doing up so early?" "Oh, Well, I thought I could help." "What you Want to help With?" "Cathy thought We could help around the house more With chores." " Is that her name?" "Cathy?" " Yep." "Why don't you and Cathy go see if Grandma has some chores for y'all to do?" " We can?" " Sure." " Thanks!" "Bye." " Bye-bye." " Grandma!" " Morning, Pa." "Good morning, Son." "Let's get to it." "Well, We got a lot of Work to do." "First thing We're gonna do is sweep up in here." "I already know how to sweep." " Oh, you do?" " Mm-hmm." "Well, good." "I'm gonna relax." "I might even take a nap." "Yes." "Mm-hmm." "Grandma, don't be silly." "What?" "Me silly?" "Come here, you." " Oh, I love you, my girl." " I love you too." " That's a good thing." " Why?" "'Cause We have to get to Work." "Oh." "Forgot my broom." "Get that on tight." " I got it up here." " You got it?" " Yeah." " There We go." "Here We go." "Couple more turns now." "Here We go." "Couple more." "Just about there." "There We go." "There you are." "Whoo!" "Come on." "Come on now." "Help us find it, Lord." "Help us find it." "Come on, Lord." "Nothin'!" "Well, it just means We have to try someWheres else is all." "You know What, Pa?" "I think We've looked just about everywhere." "Well, just about everywhere isn't the same as everywhere." "Oh, giving up hope is for the hopeless." "Pa, I know Ellen Would Want me to have faith right noW." "I'm having a tough time." "Your grandma used to tell me that When things Would seem to overwhelm me... to slow down and focus on the task in front of you." "Take care of it and move on to the next one." "Things don't seem so impossible." "That's great advice." "As long as you can control things." "My task is to get Water, and I can't!" "Well, sometimes, Son, you can't always have control." "Sometimes you just have to accept it... let it go." "Let it go, Son." "Coat the chicken in the egg, just like that." "Then you roll it in the bread crumbs." "'Cause that's how it makes that nice crispy stuff We like on the outside of it." "All right." "now you try one." " Grandma?" " Mm-hmm?" "Do you think I did good on my chores today?" "Oh, you did better than good." "You did exceptional." "I believe you could do just about anything you set your mind to." " Do you think Pa knows that?" " Course he does." "Oh, that's perfect." "I'm gonna let you finish up here... and I'll go get the boys and have 'em come in for supper." "When I get back, I'll fry up that chicken." "And I'm gonna tell your pa What a good job you did today." "Gentlemen?" "Well, Mrs. Davis..." "What brings your beautiful self out here?" "Well, I just came out to report that Missy did a tremendous job today." " Really?" " Don't look so surprised." "She's smart as a Whip." " Got gumption too." " That she does." "We're gonna have the best supper ever." "Pa's gonna be so proud of me." "It's gonna be so goo..." "Pa!" "Grandma!" "Grandma!" "Pa!" "So, um, how about fried chicken for dinner?" "Oh." "That sounds good to me." " Don't be long now." " Nope." "Oh, dear God, Missy!" "Clark!" "Pa!" "Grandma!" "Pa!" "Pa!" " Missy!" " Missy!" "Pa." "Pa!" "Ma, take her!" "Okay." "Clark!" "Here." "It's okay." "It's okay, hon." "Come out of there, boy!" "Clark!" "Pa." "He'll be all right." "He'll be all right." "Clark!" "Clark!" "Pa, I'm sorry." " What Were you thinking?" " I Was just trying to help." "To help?" "Burning the house... and almost getting yourself killed is not helping." "Pa, I said I Was sorry." "If something bad happens to you, sorry doesn't fix it." "I'll talk to her." "Clark, please." "Don't be hard on her." "She could have been hurt, Ma." "Or Worse." "But it Was my fault." "I Was the one that left her." "She has to understand that one day you and Pa Won't be around... to help me look after her." "Why can't We have the pillows?" "Everything's all smoky, honey." "Gotta air out the mattresses and the pillows... everything." "Pa, I'm sorry." "Hey." "Don't you give it another thought, okay?" "I love you." "Come here." "Ooh, yeah." "Hoo, yah." " Oh." " Lloyd and Irene." "Well." "Let's go say hi." "Come on there." "how are you two doing today?" "Well, not especially good." "We, uh..." " We had a fire out at the house yesterday." " Is everyone all right?" " Clark?" "Missy?" " They're all fine." "All fine." "Um, We just come into town to get some lumber and other supplies." "Well, you don't need the Wood." "I got a bunch left over from When Clark helped me fix up my barn." " I'll bring it over." " Well, We can't ask you to do that." "Nonsense." "I know times are tough for Clark." "Besides, that's What neighbors are for, right?" " Bless you, Ben Graham." "You're a good man." " He certainly is." "As you may have guessed, Sarah and I are courting." "No." "I can head back to my place, pick up the lumber." "Be back at your place in no time." "That's mighty kind of you, Ben." "Mighty kind." "Pa, you need to come see." "Get up now." "Get up." "Get up, girl." "Get up now." "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa." "Whoa." "Let me help you, ma'am." " What is all this?" " Hi, Missy." "Your pa told us What happened." "I told a few people." "Sarah told a few people." "I guess they told some people." "Well, here We are." "I got the lumber, left over from When you helped me rebuild my barn." "That's mighty kind of you, Ben." "But I can't ask you to do this." "Well, you didn't ask." "We offered." "Come on." "Come on." "Grab a trowel, boys." "Let's go." "All right." "There We go." "That's it." "Wanna hand me that?" "Thank you." "All right, let's start With the barn, Work our Way around this place." " Hey, you mind if I join you?" " Okay." "What are you doing all the Way up here?" "Just thinking." "Yeah?" "Is there something Wrong?" "I know Pa's mad at me." "It's my fault." "I started it." "Did you tell him that you Were sorry?" "Yeah." "Missy." "Honey, your father loves you." "now, he may be upset With something that you done... but, sweetheart, he Will always love you." " You gotta trust in that." " You sure?" "I couldn't be more sure." "I think those boys could use two strong girls to help them load up them Wagons." " What do you say?" " Sure." "Come on." "I think it turned out Well." " Mr. Connor, I really appreciate this." " It's my pleasure." " Can't thank you enough." " Don't have to." "Just know if something similar happens at my place, I expect the same thing." "And With the trouble Clint gets into, it may just." "Fair enough." " Sarah, you about ready to go?" " I sure am." " Come on now." " We'll see you all." "God bless." " Thank you, Sarah." " You're Welcome." " Take care now." " Bye, kids." " Bye." " See you all." " Bye-bye, y'all." "You have a good night now." " Come on now." "Get up." "Come on." "Come on." "We still have one more length of pipe to try." "It says in the Good Book that the good are rewarded... and the Wicked are punished." "Why am I being punished?" "Well, We don't always understand Why things happen." "We just need to... have faith... and endure." "how am I supposed to endure this?" "Almost lost my house in a fire." "Missy could have been hurt." "I'm about to lose my land..." "land I can't grow a thing on because it'll never rain." "But it's mine, and I fight for it every day to keep it and make it Work." "And then, most of all, I lose Ellen." "The only Woman I've ever loved." "I miss her so much." "Son, I Want you to come With me." " Where?" " Just come With me." "Whoo." " I Wanted to bring you up here." " Why?" "What do you see?" "Hills." "Trees." "Our house." "L..." "Barren fields." "Is there anything special about What you see?" " It's just Where We live." " It's more than that, Clark." "That's your home." "This place has been a partner to you throughout this trying time." "You see the burden that comes With living here..." "When you could choose to see the blessing that it is to have this... this Wonderful thing right beside you." "I mean, if all you see is the downside of everything..." "Son, you miss the truth of life!" "What truth is that?" "There are Wonders all around." "Things to be thankful for." "God blesses us With so many special gifts." "What do I have to be thankful for?" "That he took away the only Woman I've ever loved?" "That he's gonna take away all my land?" "You know, if God's so Wonderful, Why do I always feel like he's forsaken me?" "You are so very Wrong." "The truth of God's love is not that he allows bad things to happen." "It's his promise that he Will be standing there right beside you When they do!" "God loves you like you love Missy." "Like your ma and me love you." "No matter how hard things get, Clark..." "We Will be there right beside you." "And so Will God." "Ha!" "Whoo!" "Well, for heaven's sake." "I have something to tell everybody." " What is it?" " Where's Missy?" " She Went down to the chicken coop to get some eggs." "Why?" " What's gotten into you?" "I have two things I Want to talk to you about." "All right." "I've been thinking a lot about What you said... about this not being a good place for Missy to grow up." " And?" " And you're right." "This is not the ideal place for a young girl." "Living here, the two of us Would probably not afford Missy the proper childhood." "I know that living With you two Would make life easier for Missy." "I can speak from personal experience just how Wonderful it Was to grow up in that house." "Are you sure about this, Son?" "I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life." "Well, if that's What you Want." "You didn't let me finish." "I know it Would be easier on Missy living With you two." "But Missy's my daughter." "And I'm her father." "And she belongs here With me." "I know We may deal With some tough times ahead... but the good Lord's gonna show us through." "Yeah." "Well, I just have to say that I'm so happy that you said that." " Really?" " Yes." "Of course." "Missy needs her pa." "She needs a pa that's gonna love her." "And I..." "I Was just Worried about the farm and the Work and the issues." "Well, that brings me to my next bit of news." "I Was gonna Wait till everybody Was seated for dinner to say this, but..." " I hit Water." " What?" "You did?" "I put the last piece on." "It just started flowing." "I almost gave up." " That's Wonderful!" " I'm gonna go tell Missy." "Hey, hey!" "Mr. Davis." "Mr. Harris, uh... please let me apologize for the other day." "I understand, considering all that's happened." "And I regret how I may have handled things." "Mr. Harris, I hit Water." "I'm very confident I can pull in a full crop before harvest time." "If you Would just give me that time, I could make those payments and then some." "I know this drought's gonna raise prices." "I appreciate your situation, Mr. Davis... but the bank cannot Wait till harvest time." "Please." "I can make those payments." "If you..." "The bank is firm on this matter..." "Which is Why it's such a good thing that I am not here to see you." " You're not?" " No." "I'm here to see them." " My folks." " Steven." " Lloyd, I have the papers right here." " Good." "I don't understand." "Your folks have offered to put up a parcel of their land... as additional collateral on your loan... if We grant an extension." "Pa, you could lose your land." "I told you, a parent Will do anything for their child." "Just make sure you get a real good crop this year." "Clark." "Come on in." "Um, I'll see if I can find her." "Missy?" "Missy." "Missy?" " I can't find her anywhere." " Can I be of some assistance?" "No, but I..." "I do thank you." "I appreciate it." "You don't think maybe she overheard us talking about her coming to live With us?" " Pa, you mind riding over to Ben's, see if she's there?" " Hmm." "I'm gonna go the opposite direction." "Will you stay here in case she comes back?" "Giddyap." "Yep." "Missy?" "Pa, look." "Ben." " Whatever brings you by?" " Whoa." "Hey." "Missy's gone off somewhere." "She didn't come by here any chance?" "No." "But, uh, me and the boys Will help you look for her." "I'd sure appreciate it." "Get up, Pete." "Come on now." "Missy?" "Missy?" "Missy?" "Pa doesn't Want me here, then I Won't be." "Missy?" "Ooh, Pete." "Missy!" "Where is that girl?" "Come on, Pete." "Any sign of her?" "I don't know Where she could be." " I can't find her anywhere." " It's gonna be dark soon." "Will you give me that lantern?" "Will you stay here?" "I'm gonna go look for her." "You take care of yourself." "Go on." "Yah, yah." "Go on." "It's all right." "Missy!" "Missy." "Missy?" "Missy?" "Missy!" " Missy?" " Pa!" "Missy." "Why did you leave?" "'Cause you told Grandma and Grandpa that I'd be better off living With them." "I told them you Were my daughter, and you Were staying here With me no matter What." " You understand?" " Mm-hmm." " Do you understand?" " Yeah." "I love you, Pa." "I love you, pumpkin." "Come here." "Hey, baby." " Grandma." " Oh." "Oh." "Well, What brings you here today?" " For me?" " Yes, ma'am." "Oh, they look lovely." "I've been doing some thinking." "Last night, Missy ran off on Clark." "Oh, dear." "Did he..." "Did he find her?" "Is she all right?" "Yeah, she's fine." "But you got me to thinking... the people We love can be taken from us at any time." "You and I, We..." "We know that better than most." "I suppose We do." "And I..." "I know We talked about taking things slow, but, um..." "What is it?" "I'm mad in love With you... and I..." "I don't Want to Waste another minute taking things slow." "I don't Want to lose a minute With you." "What are you saying?" "Uh..." "I'm asking for your hand in marriage." "Uh..." "Ben, I Was not expecting this." "Neither Was I. But, uh, here I am... asking you to say yes." "Yes!" "Of course I'll marry you." "I'm never gonna let go of you, Sarah." "Ben." "Well, What is it?" "Mr. Connor." "What's going on?" "We're getting married!" " Really?" " Yes, sir." "Then congratulations are in order." "Thank you, Mr. Connor." " Congratulations." " Oh, thank you." "I'm happy for you." " We better..." "We better go tell Clark." " Ben." "Darling, don't you think We oughta tell our children first?" "Right." "Good idea." "Sorry." "I'm a bit scattershot right noW." " Don't forget your hat." " Thanks." "Well, come on." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Hey, Clark." "Clark, We got a big announcement." " What's the big announcement?" " We Wanted you to know..." "Right." "Please, you tell him." " Go ahead, please." " Thank you." "We're getting married." "I knew it." " Congratulations." " That's Wonderful." "Oh." " Congratulations." " Congratulations." " Congratulations." " Thank you." "I Was hoping you'd agree to be my best man." "I'd be honored." "I hope you two can stay for the Wedding." "Well, I don't know." "I suppose maybe We could stay a few days... if We're Welcome." "Grandma, are you silly." "You are always Welcome." "What?" "WoW!" "It's raining." "Ah!" " It's raining." " Yes, it is." "Oh, my goodness, it's raining." " Come on." "Let's get out of here." " My gosh!" "Pa, it's raining!" "Glory be!" "Look at it come down." "Boy, don't you have enough sense to get out of the rain?" "No, ma'am!" "Ah!" "Whoo!" "Yes!" "Ah!" "Oh." "English" " US" " SDH"

"Previously on Continuum..." "Thought I'd let you sleep in." "This didn't happen and it'll never happen again." "There's some pinhead CESIS agent here." "It's Gardiner here, I want you to run a check on an outfit called Section 6." "You know, I protected you and you lied to me." "It was politics, it wasn't personal." "Congratulations on your win." "We're done." "Hey, wait, I know you..." "Blue eyes!" "You were at the execution." "You're just like me, you're from the future!" "So what exactly are we dealing with here?" "2,000 pounds of classified gel concentrate, military grade." "We will write history together, brother." "The battle isn't over, it's hardly begun." "We'll meet again." "You know there are other time jumpers here..." "I'm talking about the privateers, the uh... free lancers." "Mr. Escher." "The truth is, I'm the one that sent you back in time." "You're not gonna believe why." "You followed me." "Where's Kagame?" "Kagame was in the building when it exploded." "He also told me that after he died today, he wanted me to do something very important..." "He wanted me to succeed him." "[Grunts]" "No... no..." "[Pounding] Somebody..." "Somebody let me out!" "Let me out!" "[Screaming] God!" "No!" "No!" "Kiera... are you okay?" "My head is killing me." "Okay, let me get you something." "I've got some meds in my travel kit." "It feels like something went wrong with my CMR." "Your CMR?" "Mom?" "Oh sweetie, come here!" "I'm fine, I didn't mean to wake you up." "I don't know, a download went wrong or a chip failure..." "Don't worry, it's getting better already, I promise." "CONTINUUM S02 Ep01" " Second Chances" "Can we talk about this?" "I don't think so." "Kagame was very specific..." "I take over Liber8." "I have no doubt." "You've proved your loyalty time and time again." "But I want you to think about what that loyalty means..." "You can't do this." "I know you better than Kagame." "You can't do this, not to me." "If you can't be with the person you chose to..." "[Gunfire]" "[Fighting grunts]" "Shit..." "Clear!" "No change." "Charge of 300..." "And clear." "Nothing." "Call it." "Somebody write up the paperwork." "Good effort guys." "What the hell is that?" "[Fighting noises]" " Get out of the way, you guys!" " Out of the way, out of the way!" "Move it!" "Move it!" "Argh!" "Sonya!" "Hey!" "Sorry guys, authorized personnel only." "It's cool, we've got authorization." "[Fighting grunts]" "You saw nothing..." "Are we clear?" "Then run." " That the last one?" " Yup." "Sorry I couldn't help more, man." "We went through a major raid in War Craft and you know how it is." "Yeah..." "So what's with this last minute move anyway, problems at home?" "I just needed a change." "Oh hey, uh... so, um..." "Oh yeah right, sorry." "I forgot." "I'm a little short," "I'm gonna have to hit an atm tomorrow." "[Buzzing sounds]" "Alec, it's me." "This is my fourth message..." "Maybe your phone's not working." "We should really talk about the message from you, you know who." "Call me back." "What message?" "Please don't do that." "You wanted to see me?" "Here I am." "And I should be grateful?" "Well considering the ignominious way you used me and then tossed me away, I'd say uh..." "I'd say yeah, grateful would be an acceptable response." "I'd say it's the pot calling the kettle black." "Really?" "You show up on my boat after the explosion," "I take you in no questions asked, you spend a few days laying..." "low..." "Hi, can..." "I'll have what she's having please, thank you..." "And then you disappear in the middle of the night and you call me up and you act like nothing happened." "'Cause nothing did happen." "And why do I feel like you are usually the one being characterized this way?" "Perhaps my bad behaviour is simply masking a deep insecurity." "It cripples me, you know, emotionally." "You are much more evolved than that!" "At least I thought so." "Thank you." "What's this message about anyway?" "So... why am I here?" "A time travel device sent you and seven other terrorists 65 years back in time to foster worldwide revolution against the corporations." "Nice." "I meant here in this bar." "Couple of reasons, first Liber8." "Kagame accomplished his mission apparently, with Travis captured and Sonya in control, what's next?" "Well, it's a multi-layered approach to..." "How'd you put it?" "Revolution against the corporations." "It's gonna take time, you know, to infiltrate the criminal world, the business world, the political world..." "What's reason number two?" "I need money." "Oh, but that's..." "That's really interesting because I happen to have quite a lot of it these days." "Yeah, because of me." "Because of you?" "And how's that?" "I could've had you arrested, I didn't." "I covered for you and here you are." "Rich, alive and free." "Are you blackmailing me?" "Well I have to say..." "This only makes you more attractive." "The game is changing, Kellogg." "The future might be in play, you want history to turn out like it should, so do I." "I want to go home to my family," "I want Liber8 to fail and I will do everything to ensure that happens." "How do you know the future hasn't already been changed?" "You know what they say right?" "He who pays the piper calls the..." "Thanks." "Oh shit." "What?" "I was just starting to get over you." "Sorry." "This way madam mayor." "What should I expect?" "They're going to focus on the city plaza bombing and the fact that Liber8 is still out there operating." "Be sure to mention the arrest of Julian Randol and Travis Berta and the death of Edouard Kagame." "These are solid accomplishments." "They're gonna ask about the Liber8 links to organized crime and I've got nothing on that." "Say the police are following up with some solid leads." "Are they?" "They don't have anything yet but the press doesn't know about it." "Okay... how do I look?" "Like someone headed for higher office." "Let's do this." "(Reporters):" "Over here!" "I have a brief statement to make and then I'll take your questions." "[Gunfire]" "[Screaming]" "I understand but don't you forget..." "This department put Travis Berta behind bars, that's gotta count for something." "That's not gonna happen." "Yes, but there's..." "[Knocking]" "That didn't sound promising." "The chief was asked to give his resignation, he just did." "So what does that mean, are you fired or promoted?" "Neither." "Trust me, I'm grateful but that could all change if we don't nail this case down." "The city manager's gonna be running things until they can arrange for a quick election." "He's worried that we're going to lose control of the city before then." "We're not." "You're damn right we're not." "Look, I want you to put every resource we have on this assassination and you get me an arrest before they shit-can us both." "All right, I'm on it." "Carlos..." "Yeah?" "What about Kiera?" "This whole thing has Liber8 written all over it and I don't even want to speculate about what I can only classify as the vigilante behaviour that occurred last night." "Yeah, I'll see what I can do." "You okay?" "If you're asking me if I'm adjusting to life after having a building dropped on me..." "Then, yeah, I think I'm doing okay." "So look, some things have changed." "It's time for you to drop the superhero act and officially get back in the game." "No, I'm better operating outside the confines of the police department." "And away from the scrutiny of agent Gardiner and CESIS?" "Yeah, that too." "And by better you're referring to the other night's escapades?" "If it weren't for my escapades," "Liber8 would've taken out the entire electrical grid." "That may be so, but inspector Dillon is calling whoever pulled that stunt a vigilante." "Now, if the press gets wind of that story..." "He can call it what he wants, Dillon will understand." "Look, Dillon is under a lot of pressure right now." "Okay?" "The chief just got fired so he's going to do whatever it takes to keep his job, not to mention mine." "You're really both on the line for this?" "Are you kidding me?" "If we don't figure out who's behind the mayor's assassination and quickly, we're both out on our asses." "All right." "I'm gonna need access to the mayor's assassination files, photos, videos and to the crime scene." "Okay, I'll see what I can do." "Was the mayor in the pocket of the corporations?" "Have you met a politician that isn't?" "Okay, fine." "Then who were her enemies?" "Well she was pushing a lot of anti-gang legislation, so any of the organized crime outfits would be pretty happy to see her go." "But those are bold tactics for them." "So I gotta say Liber8, they're trying to shake up confidence in the system and targeting public officials seems to be doing the trick." "Kiera, are you in or not?" "Just to clarify..." "You want me to bring Liber8 to their knees, capture the mayor's killer and help you keep your job?" "Easy!" "[Chuckles]" "He's alive." "Travis is alive, he's in recovery at a prison infirmary." "Gunshot wounds and broken ribs." "We need to organize a rescue." "The mayor was just gunned down in broad daylight, the last thing we need is to be out in the open." "How many cells do we have out there?" "One less, thanks to the protector and her actions last night." "What are the actual numbers?" "Half a dozen operational cells, half political, half militant." "Shut everything down." "But for how long?" "Well, as long as it takes." "We wait for the dust to settle, then we get back on track." "After we rescue Travis!" "I don't think you heard me..." "Am I missing something here?" "We don't leave soldiers behind!" "And who are you to be issuing orders?" "Travis is still in command..." "Travis got himself shot and captured, he can't lead from a prison." "So actually yes, that does make me ranking officer, do you have a problem with that Garza?" "Get me all the intel you can on Travis." "Security, anyone we have on the inside, everything." "Okay, so according to forensics, the kill shot came from approximately a 35-degree angle in this direction right here." "Now the shooter could've been anywhere from 100 to 1,000 meters depending on their skill." "We've been canvassing the area but we still don't have any leads." "What about these surveillance cameras?" "They're all pointed in this direction so we have multiple angles of the mayor getting hit but almost none looking the other way." "Okay, you give me access to the case files and I'll get your shooter." "[Small chuckle]" "You sound pretty optimistic." "Any excuse to see an old friend." "Experience could be a problem." "Well I thought this would be a great place to get some." "I'm not sure that you've got what it takes." "I'm not sure that you're..." "Memory express material..." "In here." "I assure you I do, I am..." "I'm great with technical equipment, people like me... mostly." "I'm a really hard worker with some fresh ideas," "I won't let you down." "Well..." "I'll be the judge of that." "What can I do for you agent Gardiner?" "Kiera Cameron." "What about her?" "I'm looking for her." "That makes two of us." "Well I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know when you make contact with her, thank you." "And if I don't?" "I'm sorry, don't?" "Find her or don't make contact with me if you do?" "Yes." "I don't understand." "I can see that." "Look, I'll make it simple for you..." "You tell me why you're looking for Cameron and then maybe I'll tell you if I find her." "You don't wanna mess with me, Dillon." "Actually it's your boss and your agency I don't wanna mess with." "You make this personal, I will mess with you all day long." "You're gonna have to do better than this." "That doesn't look good." "Yeah, I'll say." "Hey, I need a favour." "Shoot." "I need all the available video from the mayor's assassination." "No problem, it's on the server already." "Including all of the footage from every source within a kilometer of the scene in every direction." "Uh..." "I suppose." "Even the ones not pointed at the mayor's assassination." "I'm the geek in this conversation and I don't understand what you're up to." "I can't really talk about it." "Okay," "I'll have it all dumped onto this for you." "[Cell phone buzzing]" "Shit..." "There's some lady here to see you." "Uh, I'm busy." "Dude, I'm not your freakin' butler." "You wanna turf her, do it yourself." "Fine, let's get this over with." " Mom!" " Alec..." "Hey." "I gotta run, nice to meet you." "You too." "Um, let's go outside." "Sorry I never called." "I noticed you put all your father's equipment in storage." "Yeah, it's temporary." " Why?" " Why is it temporary?" "No, why all of this?" "Leaving home so suddenly, giving up your work, living like this." "I can't explain that." "You're all I have left, you know." "I just..." "I just want my boy back." "Mom, I'm not a boy anymore." "Okay, I have to do this." "I have to make my own way for myself, it's not for you or roland, or anyone." "Look, I have my reasons." "Look, I better get going." "Of course." "Maybe we can have coffee sometime." "I'd like that." "Yeah, I uh..." "I suppose I should go." " Okay." " Bye mom!" "I'm such an asshole." "Shit..." "Oh, that bitch!" "Kiera?" "I thought that might get your attention." "Are we really resorting to this level of behaviour?" "Look, I have work to do." "If you don't wanna help me, you wanna avoid me, fine." "I will work around you." "What did you upload?" "A nasty virus." " Seriously?" " No." "Surveillance footage I need uploaded into my CMR." "You wanna help?" "You know what I'm gonna say." "Alec, you're over thinking the message." "When you get a message from your future self, telling you what my future self told me, then we can have this conversation." "But until then I think this situation deserves a little over thinking." "Okay, point taken." "How's the job hunt going?" "Oh I'm sorry, is that a touchy subject also?" "Look, do you want my help or not?" "Yes, please." "I thought so..." "Whoa, what did you do?" "I reconstructed the exact moment of the assassination using 360 degrees of available surveillance footage." "The kill shot." "Is this how you solve murders in 2077?" "There are very few murders in 2077." "I can see why." "There." "Third from the top, muzzle flash." "Based on telemetry, I've got an address." "It's nice to have you back, Alec." "I'm not back, I'm just bored." "[Laughing]" "Yeah right." "Stay where you are, Cameron." "What are you doing here?" "Same thing you are, trying to find the mayor's killer." "Assuming that is what you're doing here." "What are you doing here?" "You're gonna answer some questions." "About what?" "The city plaza bombing, about what happened afterwards." "I saw you," "I saw..." "I saw you survive the explosion and the fireball and then vanish." "Yeah, that..." "I'm a stranded time traveler from the year 2077, using technology that hasn't even been invented yet." "That's bullshit." "So is there anything else you'd like to talk about?" "Yes..." "I wanna know about the mayor, Liber8..." "Tell me about Alec Sadler." "This place is a distraction." "Liber8 didn't kill the mayor but there's somebody who really wants you to think they did." "Really?" "Hey Kiera, got your message." "Gardiner..." "What's going on here?" "The agent and I were just discussing some possible scenarios." "We're not done." "Well this looks like a Liber8 nest." "Who stands to gain the most if Liber8 takes the heat for this?" "Well there's uh, political rivals, organized crime..." "I don't know, there might even be an ex-husband out there with a beef." "You okay?" "Yeah... the other night, one of the Liber8 thugs had a split skull tattoo on his head." "What does that mean?" "That's uh, gang ink..." "Coalition kings." "Rumour has it they've been working with Liber8." "Okay, then who's their rival gang?" "Who would be the most upset to find out that the coalition kings were working with the big, bad Liber8?" "You know you may be on to something." "Wolford has been bitching about city policies regarding his nightclub businesses." "Wolford?" "Uh..." "Raul Wolford, he's the uh, head of the organization." "We picked him up on some minor raps but somehow he always manages to beat the process." "Good thing I'm not part of the process." "Hey Martinez, it's Fonnegra." "I'm gonna text you an address." "I just wanna know if it's associated with Wolford or the West Coast Syndicate." "All right, thanks." "So what do you wanna do?" "I probably shouldn't tell you, for your own protection." "Look, just give me a jump on Wolford before you issue the warrant, please." "Okay, there's some drawbacks to this approach." "Legally speaking, not to mention these scumbags are dangerous." "Carlos, I can take care of myself and you need to keep your hands clean, you know that." "Method nightclub, you can start there." "Thank you." "Wait for my signal." "Yeah..." "Is it gonna be a big bat projected into the night sky?" "What?" "Really?" "Never mind." "Whoa, I got this guy." "Cover me, cover me!" "[Cell phone buzzing]" "Don't leave me hanging bro, watch my six!" "Hold on, I gotta take this." "Alec Sadler." "Hey kid, I've got some good news for you..." "You got the job." "Well uh, thank you!" "See you tomorrow." "You lost." "Who was that?" "I got the computer store gig." "Sweet!" "Now you can pay me the rent you owe." "I'm just kidding." "That's awesome, that's what you wanted right?" "Yeah, yeah sure." "Hello..." "[Cell phone buzzing]" "What do you got?" "Wolford and the syndicate are linked to this apartment." "Then I may be looking at the rifle that took out the mayor." "And it looks like you're gonna get to play hero after all." "Where'd you find her?" "Gun room, snooping around." "I need to search this club, your vehicle and your residence." "Really?" "And then I need to take you in for the mayor's assassination." "This just keeps getting better and better all the time." "Tell me, what is it that I have to do with the mayor?" "The shooter used your apartment." "My apartment, no." "There's nothing in this city with his name on it, that's impossible." "What else you got?" "You're telling the truth." "I always tell the truth." "Watch this." "Take her out back and kill her." "No, no... wait, wait, wait!" "Listen, they had to have someone on the inside, someone with access to your place." "You have a rival gang, what are they?" "The coalition?" "Something like that..." "Hold up!" "Let her finish." "What is this you're saying about the coalition kings?" "Somebody went to an awful lot of trouble to implicate your gang in the assassination of the mayor." "They sent me after you, they stand to gain in a number of ways." "Well I wouldn't cry about it." "So what you're saying is we have a problem?" "Nobody move!" "Put your guns down!" "Put the guns down..." "This stinks." "So the ballistics on this rifle should match the round that took out the mayor, and the prints on this shell casing are... ah!" "They're yours, Mr. Wolford." "You boys are really reaching, huh?" "I've never seen this rifle in my life." "That's weird, because we found it in your gun safe in your office in your nightclub." "I want my lawyer." "See the thing is, we called your lawyer but uh..." "Apparently he's unavailable because he got picked up on some obstruction of justice charges." "Right, right." "So..." "I don't know, is there another lawyer that we can call?" "Right." "Put him in holding, we'll get you a public defender in the morning." "You know you're wrong!" "You know you're wrong, right?" "[Laughing]" "Hey, you're wrong!" "[Laughing]" " Kiera?" " Alec..." " I've been thinking." " I know." "No, not about that." "I need to see you." " Okay... what's going on?" " My future." "Not 2077 future, just right now future." "It sounds serious." "It is." "I'll come meet you, just let me take care of something first." "All right, thanks." "Agent Cameron, good work." "Does this mean you're back in the fold?" "The fight that we're facing requires a little outside the box thinking." "I agree." "I'm more effective if I can avoid department restrictions and oversight." "Yet, maintain your support and access to your resources." "Nothing sticks to you or the department and I'm on my own." "You know I'm not so sure about this." "All right, Wolford still needs to stand trial and if his defense gets wind of Kiera's tactics, the charges may not stick." "Right now perception is more important than the letter of the law." "Wolford gets charged, we parade him in front of the press, the city sees we're in control of the situation." "And what if Wolford walks on a technicality?" "Let's say he does, those bastards out there will have to think twice before they make another move." "Maybe it buys us some time." "None of this is gonna matter if what I'm thinking is right." "What do you mean?" "We have to face the possibility that Wolford had nothing to do with the mayor's killing." "If not Wolford, then who?" "Candidate Martin, how is that mayoral campaign coming?" "Just kicked into high gear, now an election is right around the corner." "I guess I have you to thank for that." "Oh no, you can thank Garza, she's the one who pulled the trigger." "We used gang members to plant the evidence..." "I don't wanna know." " Deniability and such." " Oh, but I insist." "You wanted this Mr. Martin, there are no half measures." "You are either all in or you have no use to us or the movement." "You're right." "Great job!" "Putting the blame on a scumbag like Wolford raises it to a whole new level." "Well, two for one in my books." "We will be counting on your support, Mr. Mayor." "You will have it." "Are we uh..." "Are we good?" "You tell me." "You look like you could use some protection." "You just get here?" "I did." "I spent the last couple of weeks in a prison hospital recovering." "Recovering from what?" "Sonya." "These two inmates should not be in the same facility, let alone be allowed to mingle." "It's a violation of standard procedure." "Well my office needs Intel and we're not gonna let procedure interfere with that." "Alec, you don't know if his message was manipulation or genuine." "Well from what you know about me in the future, what would you guess?" "I'd say it's a 50-50 proposition." "Look, future you didn't get where he did by playing nice and being transparent about his intentions." "He's a powerful man and he protects that power." "This whole thing is making me crazy." "I mean, I want to help you," "I know you're trying to do the right thing." "I just don't know whether or not" "I'm working against the message." " What about me?" " You?" "Yes, me." "Why am I here?" "Why did you send me back?" "I don't know." "You think you're the only one with questions?" "What are you doing?" "Take it." "Maybe you can figure out how it works, reverse engineer it into something useful and send me back where I belong." "That might take some time." "Time is all I seem to have right now." "The future you didn't say anything about not helping me, did he?" "Look, I gotta work in the morning so I should split." " We good?" " Sure." " I got you're back." " Thanks Alec." "See ya." "What are you up to, old man?" "I speak to you, not as who you'll become, but as an old man who knows you best." "You and I were given a gift from our father, he died young but he imparted in us a passion for technology and innovation." "What you need to know, what I tried to do..." "Listen to me carefully Alec..." "I have gone down a dangerous path and I have taken the world with me." "Only you can prevent this future from happening." "No!"

"THE BAR" "Marta, stop calling, my battery's low." "Something simple, that skirt and the pink sweater" "I wore the other day to dinner, remember?" "You don't?" "Were you that drunk?" "Listen, I've got some good stuff, top class." "Shit no, it's only for you." "But tell me now, I've got people on my back." "Not tomorrow." "Today, now." "It gets me hot, but I'm not the buyer." " C'mon..." " Move it." "Don't fucking touch me..." " You can't touch me!" " Hello." "A kilo of tomatoes and two kiwi fruit." " Any sweet onions?" " Yes!" "No, not that." "No." "Hey, Chang, put it on my bill." "See you." "It happens, you meet up and he's not the guy in the photo." "Wasn't there a show about a girl who got an amazing profile photo and bubbly fat gay guy shows up?" "Happens all the time." "In a hotel, but I can't find it." "I think I'm lost." "It's cool now to meet up those "boutique" hotels" " that sell furniture, tables..." " Hey, sweetie..." " It's lucky!" " Oh, thanks." "It's not a furniture store, Marta." "It's a hotel..." "A pox and poison on you!" "May evil stalk you and your teeth fall out!" "May the devil turn your coffee to shit, bitch!" "No, some lady yelling at me, I don't know why." "I'm not sleeping with him on the first date, no." "Although, if that's really him in the photo, well..." "You're driving me nuts, Marta!" "Cut it out!" "Why don't you get a table next to us and send me a Whatsapp if you think he's cute." "Marta?" "Shit, I got cut off." "Hello." "White coffee, please." "Sugar?" "Saccharine." "People are always coming in here to take a piss!" "If he doesn't order something, this mop's going in his face." "Coffee, dash of milk, and saccharine." "Hungry?" "Some churros?" "They're hot." "No, thanks." ""Hot..." You've got the hots!" "Get over to the grill," " I'll take care of the girl." " You don't have a charger for this?" "No, honey." " I don't understand those gadgets." " Hold on," "I might have one." "Amparo, a macchiato, honey." " What did you do to your hair?" " I had it teased." "Piss off." "A meat sandwich?" " Omelet?" "It's fresh-made." " No, thanks, I can't." "Motherfuckers!" "You motherfuckers!" "Holy shit!" "Hey, shut up!" "Come here." "You want me to throw you out?" "I got money." "Put it away, Israel." "You know your money's no good here." "Behave yourself, eh?" "Go on, honey." " Nothing." " A shot and a fritter, please." "Hey, Sátur, I ordered bread and tomato half an hour ago." "Coming right up!" " How about this one?" " It's for a printer, or a computer..." "Oh!" "People leave all kinds of stuff here." "Look." "The other day someone left some X-rays." "I have 20 minutes for breakfast and you always do this!" " Yeah, coming." " I've got all morning." " The cart's already full." " People are pigs." " You lazy bum." " I need change." " You want 10?" " No, 20." "What about me?" "What do I get?" "My fucking fist if you don't shut up." " A sandwich?" " Here, honey." "She'll blow the 50 euros." "What do you bet?" "She's always the same." "Her husband works for the railway, she's at home alone all day..." "Oh, this one for sure." "What do I owe?" "Coffee and omelet, 2.50!" "One second." "We're all going to die." "You will, having a shot for breakfast every day..." "Not every day." "Sometimes we fix him a sandwich." " How can you let him in?" " I let in who I want here." "You don't like it, there's the door." "Humoring him doesn't help." "He should be put in a government shelter." "Sure, all the shit goes to the government." "Israel, hop in, I'll take you!" "I've paid the mortgage, but..." "I need a paper, the advisor told me." "Look." "I've got to go." "The money's here, okay?" " And the bread and tomato?" " Give it to him." "Right, see you tomorrow." " Will you leave the girl alone?" " Sorry." " You just have to press it..." " I don't think so." " Yes..." " Can I get a macchiato?" "What was that?" "What happened?" "That guy got shot!" " The bread and tomato guy?" " Through the head!" " Here was here a second ago!" " Move, I can't see!" "Shit!" "Wait, wait." "Why?" "I don't know, something's weird." "Oh, my God!" "There's nobody on the street." "It's true." "Why is that?" " Did a tile fall on him?" " A tile?" "!" " Off a wall, or the roof." " Nobody saw it." " It sounded just like a gunshot." " Good Lord." "He moved!" "This is absurd!" "We can't leave him lying there!" "We have to help him!" "The police will deal with him." "We'd better not go out." " I've got no signal." " Try down the end." "He's bleeding out!" "My God!" "Oh, my God!" ""Blessed are the dead, for they shall see the Lord." "And the angel with the sword of fire said..." "Shut the fuck up, you nutcase!" "No one's coming." "What happened?" "Fuck this." " What are you doing?" " No, don't go out!" " We can't leave him there!" " For God's sake!" "You alright?" "How you doin?" " No!" " On the floor!" "On the floor!" " On the floor!" " Everyone on the floor!" "Don't move!" "They might not know we're here." "Sure, they can't see us from the roof." "How do you know the shots are from there?" "Those people always shoot from the roof." " What people?" " I don't know," " a crazy guy, a terrorist." " Some who flipped out." " What if he comes down?" " Sure..." " What if he starts gunning us down?" " Like in Paris." "That's why we have to lay low, until they come and get us." " Yeah" " But who's going to come?" "The Police, paramedics..." "Someone, right?" "There's no signal." " You!" " My name's Nacho." "Terrific, Nacho." "Got a cellphone?" "Call, and make it snappy." "One of them has to work." "What company are you with, Nacho?" " What does that matter?" " Some don't reach here." " They're all shit." " It must be the blockers." " The what?" " We're next to the Tourist Board." "Why would they use blockers?" "Can we shut up?" "!" "Fuck, they could kill us!" "No one tells me what to do!" "If I want to talk, I'll talk!" "If I want to scream, I'll scream!" "Jesus wept..." " Fuck it!" " What are you doing?" "Fuck it!" " I got stuff to do." " What are you on about?" "In the church, I have to pass the plate." "Where's he going?" "Israel, not now." "I'll give you something later." "Now stay still, can't you see we're thinking?" "Manuel will get mad." "I'll talk to him tomorrow." "Okay." "Think of something." "What if we put on the TV?" "Yeah, watch TV now..." "Is everyone stupid?" "To see the news." "The girl's right, it'll be on the news." "Nobody gets up!" "Any more bullshit, and I'll smash your face!" "Hey, a little respect." "We're all human beings here." "We have to stick together and stay calm." "I've got the papers, the advisor gave me them." " Anyone seen the remote?" " Is this it?" "The green one, yes." " No image?" " No image." " You're shitting me!" " It has to warm up." " Then it's fine." " ... for example, tennis elbow." "...stock market crash..." "Nothing?" "Two people shot dead in downtown Madrid, and nothing?" " Maybe on the next edition." " It hasn't been reported yet." " They can't say anything." " If they say it's a terrorist, people will come for a look, like it was subway construction." " You think so?" " Sure." "For a good sauce..." "Maybe it's a robbery." "The other day I saw a robbery live on streaming in this area." "Jesus fucking Christ!" " What is it?" " This fucker's pissed himself!" "It stinks!" "Please!" "What are you doing?" "You're such a pig!" "That's disgusting." "How can you do this to us?" "You can't do this, you can't!" "They're not there." "Who?" "Who?" "The dead guys, they're not there." "Frank and Jennifer are worried, there is a leak in their basement pipes." "Look at it, the ceiling might collapse!" "The dripping pipes have soaked the beam that supports the structure." "I'm frightened!" "Nothing is safe in this house." "Everything seems normal and yet we could be dead in a matter of seconds!" "They deceived us." "I don't trust anybody." " Everything is a huge lie!" " Fixing the pipes..." "Why doesn't anyone come?" "If they took the bodies, they could've told us." "Why would they tell you?" "They couldn't ask how we are?" "Anything, ask if we're okay..." "Sorry, I'm on edge." "I just wanted to charge my phone, I don't come to these places." "What "places" do you mean, honey?" "This kind of bar." "Oh, look at you!" "This place too lowdown for you?" "They even took the blood." "The pool of blood is gone." "Look, cutie-pie, my bar's cleaner than any place you go, because it's mopped with bleach every day." "Every day!" "It looks more like they just vanished." "She just means it's bad luck, that's all." "Shut up, I'm not talking to you." "Maybe this... isn't what we think it is." "That's for sure." "I mean that it might be something totally different..." " that we can't even imagine." " Like what?" "What if this never happened?" "What if we're dreaming?" "This is nuts." "But who's dreaming, you or me?" "Me." "Yeah, sure!" "And I'm part of your dream?" "Why not?" "I know you, you play the machines every day." "I don't, just now and then." " Four days a week, like clockwork." " You're spying on me." " I notice details." " If we're talking crap," "I'd rather be in bed and you're part of my dream." " Really?" " Yes." "Another thing it might've been, I didn't want to say," "is that they were abducted." " What?" "Idiot." "You're not a dream, you're a nightmare." "Someone took everyone away." "Where are the dead guys?" " Someone, like who?" " Aliens." "Or the government, experimenting on us to see how we react in extreme situations." "Now they know how we react in extreme situations." "And cut out this crap, you're scaring people!" " You pack a punch, Amparo." " Weren't you asleep?" " That'll make you snap out of it!" " He's not talking crap." " The Government?" " No, rethinking it." "We assumed it was a loony, but maybe it's something else." "Okay, let's take it point by point:" "Two people shot at random when they left the bar." " We don't know that." " They didn't get shot?" "I mean maybe it wasn't random." "Maybe they were connected and we don't know it." "Fuck off!" "What connects the streetcleaner and the clerk?" " He worked in the bank on the corner." " So?" "Nothing, just that." "They were shot leaving the bar." "Who cares why?" "There must be a killer outside." " Or not." " If we start speculating..." "Let him speak." "Maybe the killer's in here." "What?" "I don't get it." "Maybe the police are doing the shooting." " They don't shoot innocent people." " Why would they?" "Because they're after someone in here." "There's a killer among us?" "A killer, a terrorist, someone too dangerous to let go." "Dangerous enough to shoot anyone who comes out?" "Let's say it's a terrorist who's going to blow up a bomb when they come out." " That's why the street's empty." " They evacuated everyone." " And they don't know who it is?" " No." "Maybe they got a tip-off that he's in here to get a bag with a bomb." "That could be." "Bomb?" "What bomb?" " There's no bomb in my bar!" " Why don't the police burst in, put us against the wall and kill the terrorist?" "They know if they do that, the bomb will explode." "Don't say that, I believe everything!" "However much I go over it, nothing else fits." "It's impossible." "They can't kill 8 people because they don't know who the terrorist is." "I don't know if you get me, but this is insane." "Think about it:" "Eight in exchange for how many?" "200?" "500?" "It happened in Russia." "Fuck." "For once he's right." "Russia?" "I don't remember anything about Russia." "Chechen commandos took over a theater." "The police gassed the place and killed everyone." " The terrorists?" " The hostages too." "If the danger's that great, they won't hold back." "Fuck everyone." "But this is just talk." "You're talking crap." "How can there be a bomb in my bar?" "And if this terrorist knows he can't get out, we're all dead, these people blow up at the drop of a hat." "He thinks he can still fool us." "What's wrong?" "No, no." " No!" "Have we gone mad?" " Please!" " No!" " Don't let go of it!" " What do I do?" " Don't touch it!" "Don't let go of it!" "No, no, no!" "Put it down gently on the floor." "Are you crazy?" "There's no bomb!" "Tell them." " Do you know him?" " Yes." "No, I don't, but neither do any of you." " We're normal folks, but he..." " I spotted him when I came in." "He's the only one who didn't look after the shots." " I had my headphones on." " Can I put it down now?" " It's gym clothes." " It's heavy for clothes." " Clothes, books..." " The Koran, the fucker!" "You never know, some are Spanish." " They're not all Arabs." " Let me show you." "Hold still." "Sátur, open it up slowly." "Why me?" "Out of the way, I'll open it!" "It's not that heavy." "Let's see what's in here..." "There's nothing." "It stinks!" "You were right." "What's this?" "No!" " What is this?" " Don't touch it, Amparo." " It's a hard disk." " See?" "A hard disk!" " Just clothes, eh?" " It's like a computer." "I work in a production company, ads for Campofrío, Nesquik..." "It's got all the ad campaigns." "Like I'm gonna believe that." "I don't believe this..." "That's it." " That was expensive!" " Happy now?" "Fuck!" "There's no bomb!" "You're a bunch of babies!" "Babies!" "All of you!" "All this fuss because I've got a beard?" "You're right, Nacho." "Forgive us." "Forgive, no!" "You go quiet, hide your bag..." "What about that briefcase?" " That could fit a bomb too." " Hold it right there." "Whose briefcase is it?" "It's mine." "No, no, we're not starting all this again." "Please!" "The best way to avoid suspicion is to put shit on someone else." " What the...?" " Hold it!" " I'll report you." " It's not hard, just open it." " That briefcase stays shut." " Why?" "Because I fucking say." "He just wants to confuse us." "He's pissed off about it and wants to get at me." "Open it, we look inside, then we won't suspect you." " Simple as that." " Everybody's happy." " Amparo, drop the briefcase." " No..." " Let go of it!" " Take it easy." "Leave Amparo alone, you fuck!" "Now what, eh?" "You gonna hit me too?" "What the hell's going on here?" "Why have you got a gun?" "What's he doing?" " Now we're screwed." " Loony, drop the briefcase!" "Israel!" "Go on, honey, do as the man says." "Give me the briefcase." "Go on, give it to me." "What's he doing?" "What joy when they told me:" ""We go to the house of the Lord"..." "Now our feet are treading..." "You want to open it?" " Open it and we're all screwed." " Shut up!" " Ignore him, Israel." " Shit yeah..." "Fuck all these people." "...was founded..." "Israel, listen to me." " The tribes rise up..." " Give me the briefcase." "...the tribes..." " Give it to me, honey." " ...of the..." "No." " ..." "Lord!" " No!" " What's this shit?" " Yes, it's shit." "Happy?" "Now explain the gun." "What's that?" " Someone in the bathroom." " He came in for a piss." " Unlock it!" "We can't get in!" " Out of the way." "Move it." "Leave it to me." "Move it, I'm going to shoot!" "Fucking drugs." " What's he on to get like that?" " Some shit." "I don't get why they come here." "Why don't they go home?" "It's weird that he's not dead after the shots." "I know what I'm doing." "I didn't even graze him." "He was a cop, but he was fired for drinking." "His wife left him, took his kids." "A mess." " We should get him out." " Yes." " Will you help me?" " Yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "Someone's coming." "It's a truck!" " Thank you!" "My God!" " It's about time!" "If we stay here any longer we'll come to a sticky end." "Are they taking us away by truck?" "You want a limousine?" "I don't care what it is." "What the hell are they doing?" " Do we go out?" " Not until we know what's going on." "Thanks for before." "Sticking up for me." "If not for you, I don't know what would've happened." "Thanks." " Okay." " They're going!" " I don't get it." " They must've seen us!" "Hey!" " Can't they see us?" " What 's that?" "We're in the bar!" "Maybe we can go out." "They're not shooting." "No!" " It's on the TV." " What is?" "The black smoke, on the TV." "...these images just came in..." " Where's the remote?" " Turn it up." "They're going." "They're going." "The causes are yet unknown for the fire raging in downtown Madrid for some hours..." "It's a lie!" "There's no fire!" "It's a fucking lie!" "The police and firefighters, after cordoning off the area and evacuating residents, are now working" " to stop it spreading..." " So they used fires?" "So the TV can shoot it from the helicopter." "This is insane." "They invented the fire, the cheeky bastards!" "I don't believe it." "They're covering up the murders." "Why?" "What don't they want people to know?" "My God!" "Mister..." "Mister..." " Mister..." " Don't touch me!" " What did he say?" " I think he said: "Don't touch me"." "You're shittin' me." "Fuck." " He's not breathing." " He's dead." "Fuck." ""And when the seventh seal opened, there was silence in heaven."" "Do we put him back in the bathroom?" " He's military!" " What?" "You can see him here, in uniform." " He's a captain." " How do you know?" "His insignias." " And people around him?" " They're all black." " It's Africa." " It sure isn't Spain." "We're screwed." ""And the sun turned to darkness" " and the moon to blood."" " This can't be." "It's obvious, now we're totally fucked." " It's an infection, a virus." " Fuck that!" "It's not an infection, it's incurable fucking killer virus!" "Ebola." "That's why they cleared the street." "And they shoot anyone who shows their face." "It doesn't matter who goes out, we're all infected to them." " This is terrible!" " They don't want us infecting anyone." " Why isn't it on the TV?" " It's a cover-up." "That's why they invented the fire!" "They brought it to Spain, and it spread." " They followed it to the bar." " But this happened before and they didn't hide it, it was on the news." "It was controlled, the guy was quarantined." " Now it's out of their hands." " And there are eight of us." "If we go out, no one can stop it." "Why don't they just mow us down and fix the problem?" "Relax, they will if we don't die first." " Did he take an hour to die?" " More or less." "No, he was sick before." "How can you all be so calm?" " Are you saying we're going to die?" " No." "We're saying we're already dead." "How much is this worth?" "300 Euros." "Damn." "And the panties, well..." "I've got 5 Euros." "Done, and I'll throw in a garter." "We shouldn't allow this." "I can't look, it makes me sick." "Do you want me to say something?" "I will." "If you want." "Never mind, he's going." "Married?" "Divorced." "My wife hated me hauling lingerie around all day." "It's a job like any other." "Don't you believe it." "I'd give her samples from the catalog." "In bed I'd say:" ""Don't take anything off"." "She realized I liked what she had on more than" " what she had underneath." " What you're saying is kind of... sick, isn't it?" "Everyone's got their kinks." "Next!" "1, 2, 3, 4." "We should save the battery." "How much is left?" "10%." "And no signal." "Sorry..." " I don't know your name." " Elena." "Elena." " Nacho, right?" " Nacho, Nacho." "Nice to meet you, Nacho." "What about you?" "I haven't been laid in years." "Besides, I'm retired." " Do you miss it?" " What?" "The job." "You've got no idea." "Sometimes I slept at the station because I didn't want to go home." "My partners, life on the street, this... helping people..." "Trouble starts when there are too many opinions." "In the end, this is the best." "What you're saying is kind of... fascist, isn't it?" "Well, we have our kinks, right?" "I really liked your ad." "It was yours, right?" "The Campofrío ad?" "I had the idea." "But then there's..." "a director, you know." "Sure." "But the basic concept is mine." "Remember?" "The kids, ham, the sheep..." "The sheep!" "That's right." "Was it real?" " No, it was 3D, a drawing." " It was very well done." "Thanks." "It must be fun, huh?" "Doing this..." " ...making..." " Don't you believe it." "At any rate, this advertising thing isn't forever." "I've got plans, you know?" "Really?" "What plans?" "That's a dumb thing to say." "Plans..." "As if we could make any plans." "I've still got things to do." " I'm not giving up the ghost." " No, sure." "Me neither." "Falling in love, for example." "That's something..." "I still haven't..." "Really?" "You've never been in love?" "A girl like you, looking at you..." "I mean, I'm not saying I know you..." " I don't." " You don't know me at all." " Sátur, get me a Ballantine's." " Don't!" "They won't pay!" "We've got 5 Euros." "I want a Beefeater and tonic." "At home I hold my arm out on the balcony to get a signal." " Let's try it." " I'll help you." "How about some omelet?" "I'm not going to die." "Why?" "Because you mop the floor with bleach?" "No." "Remember his dying words?" "He said: "Don't touch me"." "And I didn't touch him." "Here!" "I got a signal!" "What do I do?" "Call?" " Call the police?" " Not the police." "They were the ones shooting at us!" "We have to let a paper or the radio know." "I don't know the number of a radio station." "Wait!" "Our media girl knows everyone." "It doesn't work, it's shit." "Cecilia, listen, I haven't got much time." " Let me..." " It's Nacho, the Campofrío ad, with the sheep." "Never mind." "Something incredible's happened." "You know the fire?" "Yes." "There's no fire." "She won't understand if you talk like that." "We're trapped in a bar!" "People are getting killed!" " Police, anyone, help us!" " You idiot." "Cecilia." "Cecilia?" "Cecilia?" "She hung up." "She thought it was some moron screaming..." "Don't insult me!" "She didn't recognize you." " Give it here, I'll call my wife." " Sátur, get down!" "People always listen to her." "Give it to me." " The battery's run out." " You used it!" "Gimme!" " Gimme the phone!" " Please!" " Give it to me!" " No!" " Give it to me!" " The battery!" "Give it to me!" "A winner!" "Why now, when it's no use?" "Give me the phone, I know who to call." " Don't touch it!" " Why not?" "It's the dead guy's phone." "So touching the phone means we're infected?" "Straight up." "And if I touch you now?" "I'll smash your face!" " Mess with me and I'll skewer you." " You're crazy!" "We're not sure, but on second thoughts" "Amparo may be right, we should take precautions." " I'm sure I didn't touch him." " Me neither." " You did, you liar!" " When?" " Just now!" " No, it was for a second." "With your clumsy mitts:" "the body, the phone, everything!" "You can't be serious." " It's the facts." "I'm clean." " Me too." "Go on, call, it's the only phone with a signal." "If you say you didn't touch him, maybe they'll listen to you." " With a handkerchief." " And "hands free"" " to keep it from your lips." " That'll reassure them." "Calm down, please." "I'm sure that..." "Okay, okay, stay away!" "He definitely touched you." "You'd do the same thing." "I'm fine, I'm not sick." "Yes, send two taxis." "One for the sick, one for these fuckers." "That's enough!" "Everyone in the corner!" "Quick!" "Jihad guy, put the phone on the bar." "You'd better listen to him." "It sounds bad, but it's just a precaution." "We've been together for hours, touching each other." "This is ridiculous." "Don't make this any harder." "I feel terrible, having to do this." "Please..." "I've never heard anything so vile." "I'm going to French kiss you, my tongue down your throat." " I'll stick this up your ass first." " In front of everyone, darling?" "Look out!" "You, Trini." "With the others." "You're enjoying this, huh, bitch?" "The coins are for us, they're full of virus." " Now what?" " Open the storeroom door." "15 years working here, and you do this to me?" "Who told you to touch the body?" "How did I know he was going to die?" "I looked after you like a son." "I couldn't love you more, you know that." " Now get down there." " Amparo..." "Amparo, schmamparo, you touched the body and I can't make an exception." "You have to understand!" ""And I saw the woman, drunk with the blood of saints, the blood of the martyrs." "And when I saw her," "I was appalled."" "Sorry, I don't understand what's going on." "They're putting us down there." " Do I take the body down?" " Don't give them ideas!" "If Amparo says to go down so we don't contaminate them..." "Right you are, Sátur." "See?" "He gets it." " He's pissed off, but he gets it." " I'm just obeying." ""He threw him into the Abyss, and locked and sealed it until the thousand years were ended."" " I'm not going down there!" " Okay." " You want me to pop you?" "!" " That's not necessary." "Get down there now!" ""Outside are the dogs, the sorcerers, the fornicators, the murderers..."" "Shut up!" "When you start in on the Bible... the idolaters and all those who practice falsehood..." "Shoot him." ""The Devil, the Beast and the false prophet will be shackled and thrown into the lake of fire."" "Fucking shoot him." "let's get this over with." ""Whoever is to go into captivity, so shall they go." "Whoever is to be killed with the sword, so shall they be."" "Hold still." "There's one thing, then there's another." "Israel, come here." "Take a bottle." "Take it." "Go on, drink up." "Go on, down there." "Give me a good one." "Drink it all down, all of it!" "Go!" ""And cursed the God of heaven because of their pains and sores..."" "Yes, Israel, yes." ""...but they refused to repent of what they had done"." "Yes..." "Go." "It's not very healthy to share our air with a corpse, but that's the way it is, you can't do much about it." "He looked nice." "At least in his profile photo." "He had a Ramones T-shirt on." "This is getting to me!" "I can't stand elevators." "I always take the stairs, and this is so small." "Shit!" "I left my iPad upstairs." " Who cares, right?" " I was never lucky with guys." "They were one night stands or crazy... or took no notice of me." "I've never been lucky." "My husband's a frog, not a prince." "I saw my kids the other day." "I was at church, begging." "They passed by in front of me." "Bastards didn't give me anything." "We were going to meet in a little "boutique" hotel, to have a drink, eh?" "Don't think that..." "We'd see, you know?" "But my battery ran out and you know the rest." "People badmouth the machines, but they don't deceive you." "You just have to persevere." "If you try every day, they pay out." "But all people have done is give me headaches." "This looked bigger at first, huh?" "If only they hadn't taken the phone..." "Poor man." "What must he think of me?" "Will he still be waiting?" "No?" "No." "He'll have gone." "He'll think I saw him and left." "I live in the ATM now, but not before." "I had two houses, one for winter and another for summer." "I think." "Or maybe I dreamt that, I don't know." "That's what fucks me off most." "Those three are up there, calling the police, saying it's under control and to get them out." "I would've done the same." "What?" "Don't give me that look." "If I hadn't picked up his phone..." "I didn't touch that guy." "Well, now yes, but not before." "Look, Nacho, that man coughed, spat blood, touched the walls, the floor, the phone..." "If we're infected, so are they up there, and I want to think you wouldn't do a thing like that," "because you'd have to be trash." "And I don't like trash." "I've got no air." "I can't take it." "I can't, I can't, I can't." "I've got to get out of here!" "Relax, Trini." "Relax." "Don't breathe all crazy." "Breathe deep, but controlled." "Deep breath..." "That's it." "Hold on." "Breathe into this bag." "You want me to inhale Corn Rings?" "Shit, tip them out and breathe into the bag." "Please, leave me alone!" "Open up, you fuckers!" "We're suffocating!" "Open up!" "Sorry, sorry!" "I'll get down." "Sorry, I'm really sorry." " Watch the glass." " For God's sake!" "It's just what we need now, to cut ourselves." " How come there's no liquid?" " What?" " There should be a pool." " It goes down the drain." "What?" " And where does it go?" " The sewers." "When it rains a lot, water even comes up." "God, it stinks!" "It's not very deep." " We can't go in that." " Why not?" "It's disgusting, it's full of crap." " I won't fit through there." " Me neither." " I could." " Yeah, for sure." "No, it's really narrow." ""It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven."" " What's he doing?" " He's not getting naked, is he?" "You smell worse than the sewers." "Someone tell him to stop, he can't go down there." " Yes, he can." " He won't fit, it's impossible." "The guy's thinner than he looks." "Bastard sure stinks." "But he's strong, eh?" "Yes, that might help." "Help me, Sátur." "Go!" "Yes." "Rub it all over his body." "Yes." "Pour it on." " Let's go." " Go, champ." "Go for it." "Fuck..." "You're shittin' me." "C'mon!" "Push his shoulders and his waist..." "C'mon." "Go!" " No way, he doesn't fit." " Push with your foot!" "Right..." "let me do it!" "Like this?" "Like this?" "Fucking harder!" " You want it harder?" " Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Son of a bitch!" "Yeah!" "He's stuck." "Give me some oil." "Here it is." "Lift up your head." "Over here, his waist!" "His waist?" "Nacho!" "You're drowning him." "That's enough." " Here, Beard Boy!" "Quick!" " Stop, stop!" "Push!" "Push, you fag!" "You got no balls!" "No, no!" "Stop it!" "Please!" "He won't go through." "What do we do?" "Alright, pull." "Pull!" "Nothing, not up, not down." "He's in a vacuum, like a cork in a bottle." "Shut up!" "Shut the fuck up!" "The wrath of the Lord has come." "They're killing each other." "No." "No." "People are coming in." "What?" "Shit..." "Take it easy." "They're being killed." "The light, the light." "Shit, shit..." "Shut up!" "What are they doing?" "You can't hear a thing." "There's somebody." " I think they've gone." " What is it?" "What's that?" "What the fuck...?" "Fuck." "Feel that heat?" "Fuck!" "They're burning it all down." "What?" "To disinfect it." "They'll roast us like lambs!" "We've got to get out!" "We've got to get out!" "Please!" "We need air or we'll suffocate in two minutes." "We've got to get out!" "We've got to get out!" "The air in the sewers." " We have to get him out, now!" " Give me a hand!" "He's stuck." "You're suffocating me!" "You'll pull my head off!" "No, you're tense, relax your muscles." "I need air." " Calm down." " I can't." "Calm down." "Look at me, look at me." "You're fixating." " My clothes are burning!" " Take them off!" " Not in front of them!" " Elena, Elena..." " Help!" "Grab him here!" " Help!" "You've got small hands, grab his underarms." " No." "No, no." " God damn it!" " Let's go." " C'mon." "One..." "Two..." "What the fuck are you laughing at?" "Her nails tickle." "Got a good hold?" "On three." " One, two..." " And three!" "Poor thing." "What was she thinking?" "I hear toothpaste is good for burns." "That's Internet bullshit." "The best thing is oil." "If that sticks to the burn, it'll never come off." "Got a better idea?" "It's the only clean thing here." "In case you haven't noticed, that noise has gone." " Yes, and it's not as hot." " The fire must've burnt out." " I'm not touching the door." " Go over there." "Alright..." " What do you see?" " There's nothing left." "No bodies." "They taped up the outside, you can't see a thing." "There they are." "15 years working in this bar and now look at it." "Shut up." "What have they done?" "Amparo's pendant." "Will you shut up?" "Poor gal..." " She was such a bitch." " Please shut up." "Never a thank you." "Today wasn't normal." "I don't know what got into her." "Fear changes people." "No, fear shows us what we really are." "We're rats." "All the rest is a lie." "Why not rip the plastic and go?" "What are we doing here?" "What are we waiting for?" "Quiet." "They're outside, we can't go." " You don't know that." " I just saw them." "I'm taking that risk." "I'm not." "If you go out and get shot, I'll be next..." "I mean, all of us." "Good." " Okay." " Okay." "What do we do?" "Wait." " Wait for what?" " Until we think of something." "I can't think of anything, nor will I for a long time." "God!" "Please..." "We have to lay low for a few days, that's all." "Down there we've got bags of olives, chips, Coca-Cola." "We can hold on until they forget about this." "Or until we slowly die." " Does anyone feel sick?" " Everything hurts." "I mean a fever or something." "I could have a 40° fever, but with the heat in here..." "Let's talk about this." "Quiet, quiet." "Quiet." "What's that?" "What is that?" " You hear it?" " Yes." "There." "There I think it's over there." "Yes!" "They're messages." "What do they say?" "It says: "Are you alright?" Someone asking about him." "Read the messages before that." ""I swear, it works, I'm getting better"." "Fuck!" "Works?" "What works?" " And before that?" " "I injected one," " but it did nothing." - "Injected one"?" " Who did?" " The phone guy, the dead guy." "Okay." "Go on." "It says:" ""Don't come." "I'm hiding in the bathroom"." " Keep reading." " Then it says:" ""I heard shots." "Are you okay?"" "That was when they shot the streetcleaner." "So while we were up there, he was in the bathroom sending messages." "Read fast, go further back." ""You haven't had a fever like mine for two days"." ""Shit no, trust me"." ""Okay"." ""They're following me"." ""No shit!"" ""I have to get out of here"." ""I'm almost there"." "I don't get it." "He went into the bathroom to inject himself." "So there's a vaccine." "A serum or something." "My God..." "My God, there's a solution!" "Yes!" " Finally!" " Yes!" "No." "If there was a vaccine they wouldn't be killing people." " But this guy had it, right?" " We have to read from the start." "Right... here." ""How are you?"" ""Fucked, I can't stop coughing."" ""It'll be fine, it's bound to be today"." ""What if they're right and it doesn't work?"" ""The nun made it"." "Hold on..." ""Maybe it wasn't the serum"." ""What else?" "Where are you?"" ""A bar in Mostenses."" ""I'm on my way." "I've got four left."" "Shit, there's a serum, it worked on the nun." "What nun?" "A nun's writing this?" "No, where it all began!" "In Africa, you idiot." "The poor nun was helping over there and caught it." "I don't get why they say they can't risk it." "Maybe it's not tested, they're not sure about it, but I don't get why the dead guy and the other one had it." " It's better than nothing." " But he took it and died." "He had a fever for two days." " And we don't have fevers." " No." "We're fine." " Right." " Sure." "Let's see if I've got this." "Some guy outside says he can cure us." " What are you doing?" " I got a fright." "There's a message coming in!" "HIDDEN NUMBER" " Answer it!" " Wait!" " What if it's a trap?" " A trap?" "Answer it!" "What if they caught who wrote it and they're after this guy?" " He's fucking dead!" " They didn't see him upstairs." " I don't give a fuck." "Answer it!" " You sure?" "Fucking answer it!" "Yes?" "Hello?" "What's wrong?" "Shit!" " What?" " What?" " The battery." " No!" "No way!" " No!" " Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" " I screwed up." "I did." " No!" "Just a second." "What charger did it have?" "There must be a way." "Maybe if we open it and put the wires straight in..." "What?" "That's not how it works." "Let's go down before they see us." "What if we put the card in another phone?" "This is the only one with a signal." "The cards are different and we've got no adapter." "And we don't know the PIN." "Stop being a dick!" "I don't want any olives, chips or Coca-Cola!" " I just want to get out of here!" " What about whiskey?" "Let's get back down there, I'm begging you." "I was thinking..." "What?" " The messages." " I don't remember them now." " The nun?" " No, no, wait." " The last one." " The first, you mean." " We read it in backwards." " Whatever." "There are only four left." "Four minutes?" "Or four doses." "Go on, it doesn't matter." " Take a good look." " Shit, there's nothing here." " He must have them on him." " Unless..." " Well done, Israel." " That's right, great." " You did great." " Yes." " Give them to me." " Hey, watch it." "Cut the crap, Israel, we're screwed enough as it is." "Let's inject it and see what happens, okay?" "There are only four." "And five of us." " I told you." " Damn." "I've got joy in my soul, great..." " How do we do this?" " Do what?" "We draw lots?" "Draw lots?" "I..." "I..." " I don't get it." " One of us is screwed." "Great joy in my soul..." "So... there's no other way?" " It's the fairest thing." " Fair?" "!" "I've never won anything, the Christmas lottery, nothing." " I can't draw lots." " Right." "Okay." "We can split these four into five doses." " Yeah." "See?" "That's much better, right?" " That's true." "No, we can't do that." "We'd put everyone in danger." "The amount must be measured." "Measured?" "You can take twice that much." "But you can't lower the dose." "What's wrong with you?" " But we have to share it." " They're single doses." "Son of a bitch!" "Put that down!" "Put it down or I'll shoot!" "Where did you get that gun?" " I found it lying around." " And he didn't say anything." " Why is that?" " Yeah, how come?" "I just picked it up." "He's injecting it!" "Do something!" "If you shoot they might hear us outside." "Well, that's it." "No..." "Scumbag." "Now do what you like." "God!" "Now what?" "Let him go!" "Stop, please, Israel!" "Please stop!" "Son of a bitch!" "I'll kill the first one to move!" "Your computer, your beard, but you can't fight for shit!" "You think I didn't know what was on your mind?" "Not enough to go around, so fuck the poor guy." "As usual!" " Please..." " Not this time, you fucks." "This time I save myself!" "So it's every man for himself!" "The syringes, get the syringes!" "Fucking stay still!" "That's what you get for being an asshole." " Oh, Lord!" " Hold it right there!" " I said don't touch him!" " Son of a bitch!" "When he was hitting me you said nothing." "It has to be someone thinner." "Thinner and smaller." "No." ""The Great Whore, with whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and its denizens made drunk with the wine of her fornication..."" "Can we cut out the Bible quotes?" "You, turn around." "Turn around, I'm not going to hurt you!" "Humor him, he's drunk." "Nice tits, not much ass." "I don't know why girls don't eat, looking like those models..." "Anorexics." "That's it." "You like her too, right?" "C'mon, don't act goofy, I saw you looking at her." " Will you shut the fuck up?" " She gets you hot, admit it." "Here, drink." "Fucking drink it!" ""Beard Boy", you ever tried oysters?" "They taste like these girls' pussies." "You disgust me." "Relax, woman, we're not talking about you." "Yours must be more like... macaroni and tomato." "Sorry." "Go on, you can do it." "It'll all be fine." "Okay." "Okay, okay." "What's wrong?" " My skin!" "It hurts!" " Hold on!" "Can't you do it?" " My skin's tearing." " Relax." "It's just at first." "You'll fit." "You'll lose your feathers, like chickens." "But don't forget:" "make it down or not, there are just three syringes left." "Let's see what you do, because he's getting ideas." "Right, "Beard Boy"?" "We have to get the gun." "We'll see what we can do." " We have to get it." " Relax." "I'll push you." "It hurts!" "Relax, honey, you can do it." "Fuck!" " C'mon." " Can you do it?" "Go, slip through." "Go, go." "Look, and she never comes to bars like this." "One, two... and three!" "Are you alright?" "Elena!" "I can't see her." "Maybe the current took her." "There she is." "She's got them!" "Elena, tie them to the light cable!" "No." "Did you hear me?" "Tie the syringes to the cable, for Christ's sake!" "I heard you, but I'm not doing it." "What did she say?" "Elena, did you hear me?" "Fuck this." "Elena, tie them to the light cable!" "No!" "When I get back up, there'll be none left!" "How could you think that?" "We're not all the same." "We helped you get down!" " Because it was good for you!" " She'll shoot them all up." "No, I won't, but I'm not giving them to you." "The brat really fucked you over." "I'm not like you, no." "Then what do you want?" " You have to come down here." " What?" "I can't, I don't fit!" " Got a lighter?" " Matches." "Okay." "Who goes down first?" "Do we vote?" " Here we do as I say." " Or you'll do what?" " Shoot us?" " She's just like my ex-wife," " a real bitch." " Watch it with me, eh?" "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "I don't know about your wife, but I pack a punch." "Let's calm down." "Hold on." "Here, let me." " Fuck!" " Keep going, it's still small." " We can't stay here." " I won't fit!" "I'll go and pull you from down there." "Go on, Beard Boy, jump." "Let's go." ""...the Lord is with you, blessed art thou..."" "Relax, Trini, relax." "Trust me!" "Raise your arms!" "Belly in and raise your arms!" "But don't kick me, please!" "Don't kick me!" "Hang in there!" "Hang in there!" "Trini, I'm falling!" " Trini, damn you!" " No!" "Trini, please, I'm gonna fall!" "Go, Trini!" "That's enough!" "Stop it!" "I'll kill you, Beard Boy!" "I'll kill you, you hear me?" "Stop it!" "Stop!" "Where are they?" "I don't know, I can't see them." "I can't see them." " Where did they go?" " What do we do?" "What are you looking at?" " He was about to kill me." " Why do you have the gun?" "What do you mean?" "He... shot at me and I took it from him." "Then he disappeared in the water." " You don't think I killed him?" " I don't believe anything." "But he was a drunken maniac with a gun!" "Fuck!" "Look, I don't care." "Let's not go over it again." "Let's just inject ourselves." "Give them to me." "The syringes, please, Elena." " We're still four for three." " I don't care!" "Pass them over." "No." "What?" "Throw away the gun, Nacho." "We're going crazy." "We are." "Yes, we're going crazy." "So throw away the gun, please." "Elena..." "I know you like me." "I saw it in your eyes when you came into the bar." "This morning you saved my life." "When those bastards wanted to fuck with me, you defended me." "What the hell's up with you now?" "I don't like being threatened." "Who the hell is threatening you?" "Fine." "I know what you're thinking." "Now I'm the bad guy, right?" "Fucking great." " If you throw the gun away..." " I'm not going to!" "Now I'm the one who says what gets done, period." "You're like him." "Like who?" "That drunk you just killed." "Yes, I'm like him, like you, like everyone." "It's just some of us have a gun." "Give me the injections." "I don't have them." "What?" "You lost them?" "No, I hid them." "God damn..." "Please!" "Shit, that's heavy." "I said I didn't trust you people, and in the end I was right." " Come here!" " No!" "No!" "No!" " Want me to kill Sátur?" " You couldn't do it." "No, no, no!" "Think for a second." "If I kill him now, that's it, three for three." "Trini..." "Maybe that's what you want." "Right, Elena?" "I save you the trouble." "It's not true." "Do you know why I won't throw away the gun?" "I'm scared of you." "And scared of this idiot too!" "Please, let's go." "Come on, come on." "It's over, it's over." " You sure you came this way?" " Yes, I think so." " "I think so?"" " I think so, I don't know." "It was dark, I'm not totally sure." " Who'd let matches get wet?" " What's that noise?" "Me." "I'm dropping coins in case we have to go back." " Go ahead." " Okay." "Come on." "This way." "Hold hands, you can't see a thing." "First you point a gun at me, now you want to hold hands?" "Where are you going?" "Give me your hand." "Don't push me." "Your hand, your hand." "I can't see." "Don't let go!" " What?" "You let go!" " You're going to push me in!" " Stop it!" "Who's pushing me?" " I'm not pushing you!" " Who fell in?" " Sátur... or Trini." "No, I'm here." "Sátur, where are you?" "Say something so we know where you are!" " Sátur!" " He must be drowning!" "Nacho, shoot!" "So we can see!" "Shoot!" "You bitch!" "Let go!" "Let go, you crazy woman!" "Are you crazy?" "Get over there." "There!" "Okay, I gambled and it didn't pay off, but it was for the best." "I would've taken the blame alone, and you would've thought it was all an accident." "I wanted to make things easier." "Who cares, one or the other?" "No, Israel was a danger, not Sátur." "A small difference." "Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here?" "There's one too many... full stop." "Why not you then, you fucking crazy bitch?" "What do you want to keep living for?" "To whine about your bad life?" "To put another coin in to see if you win?" "You know what she does every day?" "She turns her back on us." "yanks the lever, ignores us..." "Shit, you only turn around to get change!" "At least I pull up the shutter, try to talk to people and say: "What'll it be, omelet, a short white"?" "And they talk to me, even if it's just about football." "I ask about their kids, their wife, whatever." "Sometimes I don't want to talk either!" "I make an effort and talk because we're people, not bloodsucking ticks!" "Sorry, I don't know what came over me." "I'm not like that, I don't know what happened." "She won't give you the shot... until this is sorted out, because she doesn't trust you." "I told you, we have to share them." "It's still three for four." "Let's stop going over it." "A decision has to be made, and it looks like you've made it, right?" " Nacho, please." " Shut up." "What are you waiting for?" "Go on, shoot." "Go on." "Shoot." "Maybe this'll make it easier." "I can't." "Yes, you can, go on." "I can't." "It's okay, honey, it's over." "We all have our faults." "I turn my back on the people, but not because I don't care," "I'm ashamed... to be seen." "We all wanted her to do it, and now it's done." "Now it's three for three." "Can you do it?" "Two people have already died for this and we don't even know if it works." "Hey, that's weird." "You'll say I'm imagining things, but what the fuck...?" "Why is she like that?" "No, no, no!" "Run!" "Go!" "Go!" ""And a voice came from Heaven and said: 'It is done'"." "Come here, Beard Boy, show your face!" "Come here, I'm gonna destroy you!" "Come on, up." " Do you know where we are?" " No." " Run!" " Keep going!" "You haven't got the balls!" "Coward!" "Son of a bitch!" "You can't take me on!" "Run, run!" "Let's go!" "Run, run!" "Where are you?" "This way, this way!" "Show your face, Beard Boy!" "Running like a rat." "Come here, Beard Boy." "I thought we were friends." "You don't betray your friends... or shoot them, you bastard." "I just want to talk, Beard Boy." "Let's talk... and forgive each other our sins." "There's no way out." " No way out." " Come on, Beard Boy." "Just a quiet chat." "We'll forget everything." "Let's forget about it." " Where is he?" " Shall we gather at the river, the beautiful, the beautiful river?" "Shall we gather at the river that flows by the throne of God?" "Come on, Beard Boy, all together now!" "Shall we gather at the river" " that flows by the throne of God?" " Stay low." "Amen!" "Where are you hiding, Beard Boy?" "You and your bitch!" "Look at them, the happy couple." "If it's a boy, call him Israel, like me!" "And if it's a girl, Trini, like the old duck!" "Bam!" "Right in the face!" "She had to kill herself 'cause you're a pussy" "I'm like God, I see everything!" "You hear me, Beard Boy!" "Why'd you shoot me?" "Why?" "We were friends!" "In fact, I helped you!" "Come on, come on." "Go right." "Go!" "Now, now!" " I'm going to kill you!" " Run, run!" "No!" "Bastard!" "Son of a bitch!" "Bastard!" "Keep going!" "Run!" "Go!" "Not yet, Lord!" "Not yet!" " This way!" " This final journey we'll take together, Beard Boy!" " The boatman awaits us!" " Run, run!" "The boatman's waiting for both of us!" " Beard Boy..." " Here!" "...I'm here!" "It's a way out!" "Go!" " Beard Boy!" " I can't get up!" "Go on, up!" "Keep going." "I'm coming up, Beard Boy!" "Hurry!" "Careful!" " No!" " No!" "Hurry!" "Up you go!" "Keep going!" "Nacho, Nacho!" " Grab my hand." " Take it!" "Nacho!" " It'll be alright." " You're coming with me!" "You son of a bitch, you're coming with me!" "Nacho!" "Help!" "Please!" "Help!" " Let me help her." " No, who knows what she's done." "Yesterday at midday the fire announced on the popular Mostenses Square near Madrid's Gran Vi­a, has claimed at least three fatalities." "Elena?" "Translation:" "Lindsay Moxham" "Subtitles:" "LASERFILM"

"Lemon's going on a belles and bachelors cruise for a month," "Claimsshe'scomingback engaged." "Lemon!" "Lemon!" "Lavon:" "George?" "No." "Both:" "No, no, no, no, no!" "We need to find out the truth about henry dalton." "Wait till we tell lemon he's been having an affair" "Foroverayear!" "How are we gonna tell her?" "We can't just drop a bomb like that." "We could just leak it to the blawker." "Henry dalton is no fraud-- no more than i am." "We were in this together from the start." "I needed the money for fancie's," "And there was no other way to get it." "Are you seeing someone?" "There may be someone" "Imayhavefeelingsfor." "Wewerein loveonce," "And, lord help me, i still think i am." "So, are you gonna tell me?" "I don't know." "Think about how he's gonna react" "When i tell him his life is gonna be turned upside down." "Wade's a good guy." "He might surprise you." "I'm sorry that i walked out of dinner," "But you should know the reason why." "I'm having your baby." "I'm gonna do this on my own," "And i don't expect anything from you." "Zoe!" "Please open up!" "Can-can we talk?" "♪ ♪" "Hello?" "Have you, uh, seen zoe?" "Is she all right?" "She's upstairs sleeping," "If you want to wait." "Yeah." "Yeah, i do." "What are you up to today?" "Well, after breakfast, thought i'd go by lemon's place." "Wait, wait." "Ho-hold on." "Hold on, you were just gonna take a run by lemon's place?" "You weren't gonna share that information with me?" "Well, i didn't know i had to." "Okay." "Look, according to the blawker," "Henry dalton left today." "So, i say, we come clean." "We just both go to lemon, tell her how we feel." "Yeah, we tell her, we let her choose." "All right." "Zoe:" "Let who choose what?" "Hey!" "Sit down!" "Good morning, zoe!" "And have some coffee!" "Wait, don't have coffee." "Coffee's bad." "I take it wade spilled the beans." "What?" "No spilling." "No." "No, he didn't." "Nobody spilled anything." "I don't know what you talking..." "So how you feeling?" "I'm a capable person." "I can handle this." "Just like i handled childhood, college," "Medical school." "Exactly." "On my own." "On your own?" "B-but what about..." "Please, i do not want to talk ab..." "And of course." "Zoe, i-i was waiting at your... (chuckles)" "Where on earth have you been?" "I slept here, not that it's any of your concern." "Listen, i..." "I've been thinking about it all night." "And i'm sorry..." "About the way that i reacted" "To-to what you told me." "It was just, uh..." "You know, it was a..." "A bomb." "A baby." "That's gonna change my whole life." "Yourwholelife." "Well, th-that came out wrong." "W-what i'm saying is, um," "I-i started imagining, like, yeah, the crying and, uh..." "Screaming and diapers, and i realized..." "Dang, i don't know anything about babies." "But then i realized that you're a doctor," "And you probably know everything about babies." "So..." "We should go, right?" "But it's like a car crash." "I can't look away." "So you're saying that you expect me to do all of the work." "No." "No, no." "What i'm saying is that..." "That-that we can do this," "Because you know about babies," "But i could teach it to, uh..." "You know, fish and..." "And fix cars." "A-and that's why this is gonna work." "I have to go." "No, zoe, zoe." "I'm saying-- we should get back together, have a baby." "Really?" "'cause just yesterday," "You said you wanted to take things slow." "Yeah, but that was before i knew." "Oh, my god." "Wade, yes, we are having a baby, okay?" "And you can certainly teach it to fish and fix cars." "But you and i, we are not..." "No!" "Mm." "Uh, you had all night to come up with something." "That-that's what you came up with?" "Yeah, fishing and fixing cars?" "Dude," "That did not go well." "Mm-mm." "(whistles)" "(car horn honks)" "(seagulls calling)" "(birds singing)" "Dash dewitt, you tell me this instant who leaked the story" "To the blawker about henry." "Lemon breeland," "You know a journalist never reveals his sources." "You are not a journalist;" "you blog about a town" "With roughly the population of sesame street." "Well, insulting me will not help your cause." "She didn't..." "She didn't mean to..." "We have more people than sesame street," "Though fewer talking puppets." "A.B., let's leave him to his biscuit," "And to his guilty conscience." "Oh, but i haven't got..." "Oh, yep." "Okay." "Lavon and annabeth:" "Oh." "Oh, uh, uh..." "Sorry, a.B." "Yeah, no harm, no foul." "And even if you had hurt me," "I work at a doctor's office, so..." "George:" "Lemon," "We heard about henry." "We did." "W-we're so sorry." "You know who's gonna be sorry?" "Whoever leaked the story to the blawker about henry's girlfriend" "And ruined my life." "Uh, you-you mean "saved," right?" "You mean saved your life?" "Get with the program, lavon." "That chiseled do-gooder and i-- we were in cahoots." "We were both after our grandmothers' money," "And now we're both screwed six ways to sunday!" "Oh, apologies for her language." "She's very upset." "Grandma bettie ripped up the fancie's check." "Oh." "Uh, we will keep our eyes and ears peeled for that leaker." "Well, we will let you know if we hear anything." "Anything." "I need to meditate." "(exhales)" "Namaste." "Ooh, that's new." "(chuckles)" "Dash?" "You handsome man." "Good morning." "(dash and george chuckle)" "Y'all want me" "To be quiet?" "Y'all gonna have to do something for me." ""you're the doctor." "You know everything about babies."" "Stupid." "Stupid." "Stupid." "Hearing voices?" "(sighs)" "Yeah, i've been there." "No voices." "Just..." "Thinking." "Thinking?" "About what?" "You can tell your old man." "Come on." "Zoe's pregnant." "I'm gonna be a granddaddy?" "Grandpa earl, or gramps, or..." "Ah, but i take it things aren't too good between the two of you." "I've just..." "I messed up so many times, dad." "I..." "I keep putting my damn foot in my mouth." "That is true." "I can't mess up again." "Okay, we got a baby on the way." "You know, i got to..." "I got to do something," "Show her i'm serious this time." "Hmm." "Well, i really wish i knew how to help you, son." "Yeah, i know, dad." "No." "Yup." ""you're a doctor." "You know everything about babies."" "Direct quote." "Well, i am here now." "Is there anything i can do to help?" "Oh, you want to start talking about the birthing plan?" "I just read an article about the health effects" "Of eating the placenta." "(loud, metallic crashing)" "I, uh, dropped the tongue depressors." "Hmm." "I take it you just overheard the big news." "Thin walls." "But i could not be more excited." "My associate, town role model," "Having an out-of-wedlock child." "(chuckles) congratulations." "But i-i would discourage you from eating the placenta." "Ew!" "No, no." "No!" "I'll go clean up those tongue depressors." "Lavon." "Um, i, uh, have to get to lunch." "Nice to see you twice in one day there, lavon." "Hi." "Hi." "I'm here to talk." "About what push gift to get me?" "I don't know what that is." "We can talk about it." "But, also, we need to talk about wade." "(sighs)" "Lemon:" "Ifi don'tget" "That money soon, i'm gonna lose fancie's." "Crickett:" "My mother isn't speaking to me," "I lost my favorite conditioner in the move," "And jaysene still hasn't called me about our date." "My contractors walked out on me this morning," "And i still can't find the big mouth to blame it on." "I texted her, "call me this weekend."" "She sends me a winky face emoji." "What does that even mean?" "!" "I can't even go three hours" "Without running into my ex-boyfriend." "Who would have guessed" "The three of us would be single, sad and alone at our age?" "We were the queens of bluebell high." "We were cheerleaders." "Oh, remember that time" "That we broke into george's parents' lake house," "And we buried our wishes in the woods?" "Oh." "I figured they'd all be true by now." "That was an amazing weekend." "We had just lost cheerleading finals to chickasaw." "Ugh." "Oh, we got so drunk." "So, so drunk." "We came back ready to take on the world!" "And we did!" "I mean," "We were kicking the world's ass there for a while." "Ladies, this is our answer." "We need to break back into that lake house again." "Yes." "Right now." "I'm in." "(all whoop)" "Okay, yes, wade stepped in it." "I never witnessed anything like it, to be honest with you," "But he's about to be the father of your child." "And he just wants a chance to..." "To make this work." "You love him, he loves you." "There has to be some way to figure things out." "Now, just-just don't close the door is all i'm saying." "(sighs)" "I solved your solution." "Is that what i think that is?" "It is if you think it's your mother's engagement ring." "You want me to propose?" "Are you insane?" "You need a game-changer." "I brought you one." "I..." "Show that pretty doctor you're all in." "Hi." "Hey, doc." "Morning." "Good to see you." "It's 7:00 a.M. What are you doing here?" "Well, i'm just awake, excited to start a new day, new life." "How you feeling?" "It's morning." "I officially have morning sickness." "Right, which is..." "Why i brought you these." "Wanda's been eating them around the clock, so..." "Thanks." "I might actually be able to keep these down." "I-i just wanted to say sorry for the..." "The way i've been." "It's like my mouth and my mind just lost all contact." "I guess it was a lot to lay on you." "No, it's fine." "I just, you know..." "I-i would love a chance to say things right." "You know, to explain to you what i want for us." "Yes." "Okay." "Go ahead." "Well, i mean, are you free later?" "'cause if so," "I'll get..." "Please don't ask me to dinner." "...Dinner." "Sorry, it's just that, uh," "You know, dinner hasn't gone too well for us lately." "True." "But, uh..." "It can only get better from here, right?" "Come on." "You already got the crackers," "And i'll spring for some of alabama's finest" "Flat ginger ale." "Please?" "Lavon:" "She'd love to." "Fine." "Dinner." "Nothing fancy." "Doesn't have to be crackers." "Rammer jammer, 8:00." "All right." "See?" "You'll eat, you'll talk." "No big deal." "Yeah." "No big deal." "(exhales)" "I still don't understand." "Ladies love jane austen." "Which is why i promised these lovely visitors" "A full weekend of pride andprejudicereenactment." "Oh, dear lord." "I promised them some hunky leading men," "And they promised me a write-up of the whippoorwill" "In their senior magazine." "Well, dash," "This seems like a lot of quid pro quo, even for you." "Mr. Darcy, welcome to longbourn." "Oh, no." "No." "No, there's no way." "I..." "I'm-i'm a football player." "A football-playing mayor." "No, i have my dignity." "Come on, lavon." "I have seen you in tights plenty of times." "Well, yeah, that was for bluebell," "Not to be some fancy escort for a bunch of little old ladies." "Well, now if we don't do what dash wants us to," "He's gonna tell lemon what we did." "Okay?" "Then she's gonna blame us" "For losing the restaurant," "And that does not bode well" "For either of us." "So true, so true." "(chuckles) ladies?" "Meet mr." "Bingley and mr." "Darcy!" "(women giggling)" "For the next 48 hours, you two will be the busiest bees" "In all of hertfordshire." "(chuckles)" "George, there you are." "Oh." "What on god's green earth is going on here?" "Uh, just to support local tourism." "Yeah, senior cultural endeavors." "You know." "Lucky for you, i don't have time to dig into this," "So, george, may i have a word with you?" "Yes, of course." "Uh, i can come, too." "Gladys:" "Oh, mr." "Darcy," "Come tell me what you think of my sister." "(chuckles)" "That's you, lavon." "(chuckles)" "(clears throat) what's up?" "Um, george, by chance, does your family still have that house" "On lake eufaula?" "Yeah, of course." "Why?" "Oh, you know, no reason." "Just..." "I was just thinking about maybe getting a lake house for myself." "You don't have any money." "A girl can plan for the future." "(chuckles) and, um," "By chance, would that spare key be under the frog planter?" "Yes, it is." "But if..." "You want to go up there this weekend," "I can just give you my key." "No, george, i'm simply inquiring." "But is, uh," "Anyone gonna be up there this weekend?" "No..." "But if someone were to go up there," "They would definitely want to disable the alarm" "Using the code 3-5-4-1." "That information is not useful to me at all." "Okay." "Mm-hmm." "All right." "Bye." "Okay." "All right, wanda, i need to start kicking people out" "At 5:00, all right?" "Tell them we're closed for dinner." "Why again?" "Because i said so." "The, uh..." "The plates-- these are the unchipped ones?" "Yep." "And i got the champagne flutes." "One of them is technically a star wars jelly jar, but..." "And, uh, shanetta's cooking up something special, right?" "Étouffée, her mother's recipe." "Sal just delivered the shrimp." "Great." "Great." "Wait, shrimp?" "Shoot." "Uh, hold on a second." "So, a baby, huh?" "Yep." "Well, that is..." "Wonderful news." "Good for you." "Uh, i'm sorry if i got caught off guard before." "I didn't realize that you and wade had gotten back together." "We didn't." "Oh." "Oh, i see." "Uh, so you're gonna be a single parent." "Uh, well," "I did it." "It's not so bad." "I mean..." "Well, you know," "Maybe sometimes." "Weekdays and..." "Oh, and weekends." "(groans)" "(door opens, bell jingles)" "Oh." "Hello, wade." "You look good." "Real good." "Healthy." "I'm not staring at you for any reason at all." "What are you doing here?" "Uh, well, i just wanted to ask" "If pregnan..." "Presently" "You can eat shrimp." "What?" "Oh, uh, yeah, shrimp is fine." "Great." "All right." "I'll see you later." "8:00." "Rammer jammer." "(chuckles)" "Well, he seemed excited about current events." "Oh, my gosh." "You know i am not one to gossip," "But did you see the bulge in wade kinsella's pants?" "N-no, no, that is not really" "Any of our business, now, is it, elodie?" "I have but one superpower." "Whatever are you talking about?" "Jewelry detection." "And wade kinsella had a big old ring box in his pocket." "What?" "A what box?" "Why don't you just go on into the, uh, exam room, elodie," "And i-i will just be right in." "Zoe:" "Oh, my god." "Y-you don't think that wade's going to..." "But-but that's wonderful." "He loves you, you love him." "I mean, isn't that what you serenaded meatball all about?" "But he is only proposing because i am pregnant." "I proposed to alice because i found out" "She was pregnant with lemon." "Uh-huh." "And how did things work out for you and alice?" "We were very, very happy." "Once." "Then?" "She left." "Because?" "It's complicated." "I mean, alice had dreams," "And-and, you know, a sudden family" "And kids might have caused her to feel a little..." "Trapped?" "Yeah, but you and wade are different." "Really?" "Name one couple who got married" "Because they were having a baby where it actually worked out." "Uh..." "Hmm?" "I..." "Maybe you give me a little more time." "Ladies, ground rules." "This is going to be the best weekend ever." "So, no fighting, no complaining, no staring at cell phones," "And i get the big bedroom." "What?" "Why?" "'cause it's one of the rules." "I get to call it." "Okay!" "Everybody ready?" "So ready!" "(squeals)" "(gasps)" "It's exactly like i remembered." "Okay, ladies, here we go." "All right." "All right." "To the best weekend ever, part two." "Hey, can't you read, man?" "Sign says "closed."" "That doesn't include me," "Your best friend." "(ringtone playing)" "Hey." "You on your way?" "Wade, i think that we need some time away from each other." "Far away." "To get some sanity back, because..." "I think that some of us" "Might be getting a little carried away?" "And that makes some other of us a little freaked out." "Where are you?" "Candace:" "I'm ordering from chan lu." "You want szechuan chicken?" "Is that your mom?" "Are you in new york?" "Well, when are you coming back?" "I don't know." "I'm sorry." "Honey, i know that this is a difficult time," "But it is so important that you know," "From the bottom of my heart," "I will never, ever be called grandma." "Lavon:" "Hey." "Nice ruffles." "Yeah, the things we do for love." "Yep!" "The things we do." "So how'd it go last night?" "Well, it didn't." "Zoe went to new york to visit her mom." "What?" "Why?" "Well, i don't know, but i have a hunch" "She figured out i was gonna pop the question." "What question, exactly?" "Uh, the question you pop." "Man, you done all-out lost your marbles." "Why?" "I love her." "We're having a baby." "That's what people do." "The two of you" "Haven't been able to get it together to sit through dinner" "Without one of you storming off," "So why, why," "Oh, why would you think it was a good idea to propose?" "Earl." "Oh." "Oh, my god." "I am this close to people calling me crazy wade." "Okay, okay." "So you had a little breakdown." "That's understandable under the circumstances." "What do i do now?" "Dude, give her some space." "I mean, there's no rushing it." "She's not gonna be in new york forever." "Probably." "Mmm." "Oh, my god." "This bagel is so good." "I forgot how good." "I can't get over this bagel." "I want to marry this bagel." "Well, then at least my grandchild would have a father." "It does have a father." "Wade." "I hope you don't have feelings for him anymore," "Because the fewer the complications in this sort of..." "You do have feelings." "Big feelings?" "I love the dummy." "(sighs)" "Well, then why are you up here and not with him?" "'cause he was going to propose." "How southern." "Well, then you were right to leave." "Just because you're gonna have a child with someone" "Is no reason to spend your lives together." "I'm glad you're here." "I'm terrified of raising a baby alone." "Well, then don't do it alone." "Move back to new york." "I will hire the best people to help." "That is very nice, mom, but bluebell is my home," "No matter how complicated it gets." "Well, at least let me throw you a little party." "It'll cheer you up." "Fine." "A small party." "♪ ♪" "Oh!" "Oh, my god, we got to go find our wishes!" "Oh!" "Let's go!" "If i can..." "Just do this." "Okay, okay..." "I'm just gonna hold on to you." "Hold on." "I got it." "Okay, crickett, first." ""my wish is that we make state next year" ""and that i get that new car my dad promised me." "Oh, and that when i grow up, i am a head belle."" "Hmm." "Hmm." "At least that part came true." "It did." "Mm-hmm." "Okay." ""my wish is to marry jake." (groans)" ""and, if not, one of the hanson brothers." ""and that we have three sons and they start a band," "Like the hanson brothers."" "Oh." "I don't know what's sadder-- my lack of ambition" "Or that i would've been better off" "With one of the hanson brothers." "(laughs)" "(sighs)" ""my wish is that in 15 years i am as happy as i am tonight."" "Aw." "(snickers)" "That's only because you got it on with george that night." "You did!" "I forgot that." "Stop." "(laughs)" "(piano playing jazz music)" "Well, you look just the same." "I expected you'd be wearing overalls and chewing tobacco." "Uncle dexter, would you excuse me?" "Oh, darling." "Hmm?" "Look who's here." "Daphne clarke." "You did ballet together." "Right, yeah." "In, like, the third grade." "Mm-hmm." "Candace:" "Yup." "Well, i'll let you two catch up." "Uh, so, daphne, what have you been up to" "For the past, like, 20-whatever years?" "You know, living." "Married, divorced." "Married again." "I'm a realtor." "I didn't realize that you and my mother stayed in touch." "(chuckles):" "Oh." "We didn't." "She read a profile of me in new york magazine." "She called and said she had a client for me to meet." "A vip relocating to new york from out of town." "Any idea who it could be?" "No." "No idea." "Mm." "Excuse me." "(humming a tune)" "It's locked." "Who locked the door?" "I did." "I was worried about intruders." "Now i see my error in judgment." "(sighs)" "Somebody better get over here" "And help me open up this window," "Or we're sleeping outside tonight." "Out here?" "In our bathing suits?" "No, we're gonna die of exposure." "(phone chimes)" "Ooh!" "Those shoes i liked at pascal's went on sale!" "Oh." "Oh." "Ooh." "(dialing)" "(classical music playing)" "And, mr." "Darcy, how do you like lady elizabeth's fine eyes?" "Oh, uh, they-they are fine." "They, uh..." "They shine like dimes." "Or whatever change they have in england." "The country is vast more pleasant than the city," "Is it not, mr." "Bingley?" "Why, yes, it is lovely here in the..." "In the country." "(ringtone chiming)" "I'm sorry, i have a phone call, if you'll just excuse me." "Uh, crickett?" "It's lemon." "Listen, we are..." "We're locked outside of your lake house, and it is freezing." "I'm so, so sorry, but can you please come up here?" "Uh..." "Mr. Bingley, do finish your business" "And come back to me." "(chuckles) yeah, i'm on my way." "What's going on?" "Well, lemon's up at the lake house," "Needs me to bring her the key, so... (chuckles) see ya." "No, no, no, no." "You're not going to the lake house with..." "Without me." "I can't complete my quadrille without you." "You owe me." "Sorry, dash." "Ladies, we have to bid you farewell." "Chivalry calls." "Yeah." "Ta-ta, yeah." "Your secret is out!" "Out, out, out, i say!" "Out!" "Alexander:" "Zoe!" "Remember me?" "Alexander blake." "Our mothers tried to set us up, like, 11 years ago." "Right." "Alexander." "So what do you do?" "Uh, i am dean of admissions at tillington prep." "It's a kindergarten preparatory school." "It's a preschool for achievement-oriented toddlers." "You're kidding, right?" "(doorbell rings)" "Uh, our waitlist is two years out." "If you're even thinking of having children," "You should sign up soon." "I..." "Have you seen my mother?" "Wade." "Candace." "Zoe is not in a place to speak to you right now." "I'm afraid you wasted a trip." "Uh, actually..." "I was hoping to speak to you first, anyway." "What the...?" "Seriously?" "We were planning on cleaning up." "We just need something to eat, and these two need to sober up." "Okay, well," "Nice to see you, ladies." "Have fun." "I have a cat!" "What now?" "I have a cat." "I thought it would make me a better lesbian." "Why would having a cat make you a better lesbian?" "Crickett:" "I don't know," "But a lot of those girls on the l word have one," "So i got one from the shelter." "Well, congratulations." "Y-you don't understand." "I didn't feed the cat." "And i have to feed the cat" "Or it will die, and then i will be" "A cat killer." "And the worst lesbian ever." "Plus, i am hungry." "We have to go." "We should..." "Yeah, we should eat." "Let's go!" "Oh, no, no." "Hold on." "None of you ladies are in any shape to drive." "All right, look, lavon, just..." "Take them home;" "i'll stay and clean up." "George's truck has heat!" "Let's go, ladies." "Wait, sorry, um..." "Uh, this was all my idea," "So i-i'm gonna stay here and help george clean up." "Wait, what now?" "I'll be back tonight." "Or tomorrow." "(sighs)" "Drive safe, lavon." "Crickett:" "You heard the woman, lavon!" "Let's go!" "Poor kitty." "Lavon:" "Poor kitty." "Wade:" "Youknow," "The last time i saw you, you slapped me about as hard" "As i've ever been slapped." "Well, that sounds like you should stop doing stuff" "That gets you slapped." "I have made some mistakes." "And i don't regret any so much as the ones that hurt zoe." "I was stupid, and i was scared." "Thought she could never be happy" "With a bartender from alabama, and..." "I suspect you thought the same." "I won't deny that." "Well, i'm not the same person i was then." "You know, i've grown more in the last three years" "Than i ever thought possible." "More still in the last 48 hours." "I love zoe." "And i'm going to fight for us." "I see." "Well, i came here to tell her that." "So, with all due respect, ma'am," "I'd like to go speak to zoe now." "Oh, you know what i always thought" "Was a good name for a cat?" "Roger." "That is the best name for a cat." "Yeah, yeah." "Ooh!" "We should go to biscuit basket!" "Oh, yeah, that's where they have the biscuits in the basket." "So good." "Lavon, if you loved us, you would take us to biscuit basket." "Both (chanting):" "Biscuit basket, biscuit basket," "Biscuit basket..." "Why my parents' lake house, anyway?" "It's silly." "We were, uh, trying to recreate the weekend" "Where we snuck up here after cheerleading finals." "Remember that?" "I had the nerve to go to my own father's birthday party" "Instead of your competition." "(laughs):" "How dare i?" "And then you said to me," ""george tucker, never darken my doorstep again."" "Ugh." "That is an exact quote." "So i brought the girls up here for a little revenge party." "But then, later on that night, you called me." "And you said, uh, "george," ""i made a terrible mistake." "Come up here so i can make it up to you."" "(laughs)" "And so, of course, i stole my father's brand..." "New car." "I am not a rule breaker by nature, okay?" "And then you said, "relax, george." ""let loose." "Just be in the moment."" "And you took my advice." "Yup." "And you kissed me." "And you kissed me again." "And again." "That was our first time." "Yeah, it was." "What are you doing?" "Going swimming." "Relax, george." "Let loose." "Be in the moment." "Uh..." "Okay." "God, why am i in so many clothes?" "When your mother first told me about the alabama situation," "I understood the novelty-- i mean," "Inheriting your late father's practice." "But you've been there for years." "Aren't you bored?" "With no opera?" "Or light opera?" "Sharon:" "I think what zoe did is great." "America needs more family doctors." "Sharon?" "Hi." "And please tell me that you are still a surgeon" "And not here to sell me on preschools or real estate." "Still a surgeon." "Went into plastics." "I specialize in postpartum reconstructive surgery." "Do you?" "Pregnancy can just destroy the female body," "So we tighten everything back up." "Everything." "(clapping) candace:" "Everybody?" "Everybody..." "Uh, we have a special guest" "Who traveled all the way from bluebell, alabama," "To see our zoe." "Wade kinsella of, i assume," "The bluebell kinsellas?" "The moon looks so beautiful tonight." "(chuckles)" "Yeah, well, so do you." "Oh." "You do." "You look just like you did when you were 17." "(laughs):" "Oh, no, no, george." "Yeah." "Can i tell you something?" "Uh..." "Yeah, you can tell me anything." "(sighs)" "I'm so cold." "I'm so, so, so, so cold." "(chuckles) oh, okay." "Yeah." "Let's go." "Yeah, yeah, let's... (laughs) let's-let's go." "(chuckles)" "Mm." "Mm-hmm." "Can i help?" "I have come home drunk before, lavon." "But either the key has grown," "Or the lock has..." "Shrank." "Shrunken." "Shrunk!" "Final answer." "Yup." "Uh, let me take a crack at it." "Okay." "Ah." "Ah." "That did it." "There you go." "Okay." "But i..." "Loosened it for you." "You did." "Take care, a.B." "Hey, this is fun." "And thanks for the food." "Oh, and i broke up with davis 'cause i still love you." "Good night." "George," "Do you think what we had, that we'll..." "Find it with other people?" "No." "No, i don't." "Me, either." "Because..." "You're my first love." "I mean, even though we've changed so much" "Since we first came up here when we were kids," "I know that i can always count on you." "I know that i will always feel safe" "Because i have you." "I can't believe you're in new york." "Yeah, well, i mean, they played spider-manontheairplane," "So i kind of knew what to expect." "Oh." "Zoe, why..." "Why'd you run away?" "Because you were going to propose." "(laughs)" "Me?" "Propose?" "I..." "Yeah, i was gonna propose." "Chalk it up to temporary insanity?" "Well, i'm sorry for running away." "Contagioustemporaryinsanity?" "But, you know, a lot has happened between us." "And finally, after all of it," "We can't get back together just because i'm pregnant." "We can't." "Look, i mean..." "The truth is, i'm..." "I am petrified about being a father." "And i'm..." "I'm petrified about" "How having a baby is gonna change me." "Us." "Everything." "It is." "You know what?" "So what?" "Life is full of uncertainties, zoe." "But if you have one thing..." "Just one thing that you know is true," "You hold onto that." "And the one thing that i am sure of" "Is that you are the love of my life, zoe hart." "And i know that together" "We can handle anything." "Even a baby." "So, will you please..." "Pleasegiveus anotherchance?" "Oh, my god, my head." "Oh!" "Oh." "George?" "Why aren't you blinking?" "What's wrong?" "Lemon..." "I am not in love with you." "(groans softly)" "I'm not in love with you, either." "Rude!" "No, no, i'm..." "It's not..." "Here, let me start over." "Lemon, i was the one who leaked the story" "About henry and his girlfriend to the blawker." "Ruder!" "Why on earth would you do that, george?" "!" "Because i thought i was in love with you." "Wait." "What?" "!" "When?" "Until about three hours ago." "Huh?" "No." "Yes." "The night you left to go on the cruise," "I went to the doc to tell you that." "But Being back here with you made me realize" "I'm not in love with you." "I am in love with our past." "A simpler time." "When we still had our whole lives ahead of us." "We were there for each other for over half our lives." "And after we broke up, lemon, i-i went" "On a..." "Miserable journey of self-discovery." "(both laugh)" "Yeah, well, tell me about it." "And i think the reason" "That i keep on getting drawn back to you is..." "Because..." "Life made sense to me when we were together." "But i'm tired of looking back." "Now, i got to..." "Look forward." "I got to push myself, get out of my comfort zone, you know?" "Think about the future and..." "And leave our love story in the past." "And our friendship in the present." "Yeah." "Exactly." "(both sigh)" "Whew." "(laughs)" "(laughs, sighs)" "Although, there is one other thing i should tell you." "I, uh..." "I wasn't the only person" "Who went to the doc that night to tell you that they loved you." "Lavon was there, too." "(sighs) oh, sorry." "Morning." "So, from the looks of things, i guess" "You and zoe didn't..." "No, no, we're, uh..." "We're okay." "Zoe:" "He's on the couch..." "Because we thought it would be weird" "With you in the next room." "Wade:" "Just a little bit." "Mother, i want you to be the first to know that" "Wade and i are back together." "Surprisingly, that makes me want to celebrate." "I'm gonna go get us bagels." "From paymer's?" "Will you get me two?" "And a couple dozen for the road?" "They're so good." "I can't wait." "(chuckles)" "So, we're doing this, huh?" "Oh, yeah, we are really doing this." "Having a baby." "Things are about" "To get very weird, aren't they?" "Oh, yeah." "Oh, yeah." "Mm-hmm." "Oh, yeah." "(laughs)" "Come here." "A.B.?" "Oh." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Lemon, there you are." "Thank god." "Um, i need help." "I must enter the witness protection program immediately." "What on earth happened?" "Oh, nothing." "Except, in between drunkenly thanking lavon" "For the biscuit basket dinner and saying good night," "I..." "May have told him i'm still in love with him." "Are you?" "Are you still in love with him?" "Yes." "But, i mean, i'll..." "I'll get over it, right?" "Can't feel this way forever, can i?" "Come here." "Let's go get some breakfast, okay?" "Okay." "♪ ♪" "Okay, what exactly happened last night?" "Well, i had a realization." "I am not in love with lemon." "What?" "Seriously?" "Because we have been fighting over her for, like, months now." "Timing's never been my strong suit, but, uh I told her about all of it." "About the blawker, about the doc." "About all of it." "You told her about me?" "Yes." "And i'm so sorry." "I just..." "We-we started bonding, and..." "Okay, well, what-what did she say?" "Not much." "But..." "Trust me," "You..." "Should go and talk to her." "This is your big chance." "Go and..." "Go and make her happy." "Actually, you should hear about my night." "Annabeth:" "Oh." "No eye contact." "Way too soon." "Get to a booth." "Get to a booth."

"♪ You'll know the right words" "♪ They're all in your head" "♪ So wake up in the morning and get out of bed" "♪ The dreams you've been dreaming" "♪ Well, right now's the time" "♪ You build up these monsters" "♪ They're just in your mind" "♪ If you feel it in your heart" "♪ Then sing it loud" "♪ Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh" "♪ I know you know who you are So sing it loud" "♪ It's all about you" "♪ You just gotta know, gotta know" "♪ You can do it on your own" "♪ Guess that's why I wrote this song... ♪" "♪ You know it's about you It's always about you" "♪ So let it go. ♪" "Bye-bye, orphanage!" "Slowly!" "Almost there!" "Stop!" " Shhh!" " Ha!" "Where is Felicie?" "Uh, sir, I don't know." "What are you looking at, you idiot?" "Whoa!" "Go get Felicie!" "You know, I'm having a little bit of trouble knowing which direction..." " NOW!" " Ugh!" "Ouch!" "Ah!" "Victor!" " Can you help me?" " Ha!" "Stop!" "Stop doing your grumpy face!" "I'm not, I'm just a little bit hurt that you were... ..I don't know, escaping without me!" "Escaping?" "Me?" "No, I was just looking at the spectacular view!" "Because, you know, you wouldn't last more than five minutes out there without me." "Ha!" "Ha!" "Don't start!" "You know how this ends." "We arrived at the same time, and we'll escape at the same time." "I promise!" "OK!" "Hey, Victor!" "Hiyah!" "Oh, no!" "Here we go!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "♪ You just gotta know, gotta know" "♪ You can do it on your own" "♪ This is why I wrote this song" "♪ You know it's about you... ♪" " Whoo-hoo!" " ♪ So let it go. ♪" "This is the last time!" " We're sorry!" " We're sorry, and..." "Tut-tut-tut!" "Let them go!" "You, go to your room." "Thank you!" "Thank you, Mother Superior." "Enough." "Go to your room." "And may I just say that you are looking very..." " Enough." " ..superior today." " Enough!" " OK!" "Felicie, I know you have this dream of being a dancer." " We all know it!" " But I..." "Tut-tut-tut!" "All the world has a dream." "But get this into your head - dreams are not reality." "Dreams are buried because life is hard, brutal and without pity." " But..." " Tut-tut-tut!" "Agreed?" "Agreed." "A dance school in Paris, little lady, the Opera de Paris, full of dancers and dance!" "Where did you find this?" "I have my sources." "OK?" "Enough!" " Can I see it again?" " No." "Please!" "No, but if you escape with me tonight, you have my word." "I will take you to this dance school, and you will become the greatest dancer, and I will become the greatest inventor ever!" " Do you have a plan?" " A brilliant plan!" "A plan worthy of my total, utter, unquestionable genius." " Let me see." " After we escape." " Now!" "Now!" " No!" " I said after." " Now!" " After!" " Now!" " After!" " Ow!" "A dance school in Paris." "Hmm." "Shhh!" "It's me!" "Come on!" "Oh, my!" "Is a chicken part of your brilliant plan?" " Affirmative!" " Great!" "Aaah!" "I'm taking this pitiful deserter to Mother Superior." "OK, Sister." "Hmm..." "Hmm?" "Ahh!" "Emergency!" "Emergency!" "Activate Plan B!" " This way!" " Activate Plan B!" "That was your best ever plan?" "You are so critical!" "And you're a terrible escaper!" "'Escaper' is not a word!" "Ow!" "God, not again!" "Get back down here!" "Open this door!" "For the last three months," "I have been studying chickens." " I know how they eat." " Open this door!" "I know how they walk." "I know how they lay an egg." "There is nothing about a chicken that I do not know!" "Ta-da!" "I call them chicken wings!" "Chickens don't fly!" "But they have wings." "They must fly." "You fly, don't you?" "Fly!" "Uh-oh!" "I'm going to..." "Grrr!" "Come here, you rascals!" " Goodbye!" " What?" "Let's go!" "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" "One day, everyone will travel like this!" "Ow!" "My music box!" "Victor!" "He's behind you!" "I've got my eye on you!" "You're not going anywhere!" "Aaah!" "Oh no!" "Hang on!" "Thanks!" "Victor, watch out!" "Yeah!" "Ha-ha!" "Now I've got you!" "I see you!" "This way!" "Let's go!" " Wait!" " Oh!" "Oh, no!" " Yah!" " Grab on!" "Grab on!" " Oh!" "Let me go!" " Let him go!" "Let me go, stinky!" "Oh!" "That went well, no?" "You're unbelievable." "I know." "Victor, we actually did it!" "Yes, we actually did!" "Oh." "I can fix this." "But I should say that seeing as this is the one thing that was in your crib when you were left outside the orphanage, you should take a teeny-tiny, eensy-weensy little bit more care of it." "Fixed!" "Don't thank me!" "And tomorrow, chérie, Paris... ..will be ours." "Good morning, sunshine!" "Eww!" "When's the last time you brushed your teeth?" "Start with this one." "Whoa!" "Ugh!" "I can't see where we are." "Relax!" "We're in Paris!" "Aaah!" "Quiet!" "We're going to get caught!" "Not another noise out of you." "That wasn't me!" "Wow!" " It's incredible!" " Paris is amazing." "So, where's the dance school?" "Relax, Felicie!" "Enjoy Paris." "Breathe it in." "Hi there!" "Love your moustache, monsieur!" "Ah, yes, Paris!" "City of romance." "City of dreams." "City of fame and fortune!" "City of lamp posts." "City of pigeons." "Did I say romance?" "Yes, you did." "Now, where's the dance school?" "Uh, I don't know." "Don't worry." "We're a team." " We'll find it together." " Ugh!" "Do you think it was stupid to come to Paris?" "Don't say that!" "We should never give up on our dreams." "We're kids!" "We're all alone." "Was I really crazy to think I could be a dancer?" "What do you think?" "Victor?" "I said..." "Victor?" " I'm OK!" " Come back!" "I can't swim!" "Meet me on this bridge at this time tomorrow." "No matter how dangerous it is," "I will return!" "Victor!" "Come back!" "Don't leave!" "Please." "Huh?" "Aaah!" "What have you come here to do, huh?" "You came here to steal, didn't you?" "Answer me!" "You're a thief!" "I wasn't stealing!" "I was looking at the dancer!" "Liar!" "Empty your pockets!" " Get off me!" " Oh, yeah?" "Leave her alone." "She came here to steal!" "I didn't!" "I really didn't!" "Think this through." "If you hurt her, then you will have to explain how she got here in the first place, and aren't you supposed to be taking care of the building?" "Do you really want to take the fall for this?" "Clear off." " Wait!" " Go." "Get out of here." "I have nothing to steal!" "I-I can't sp..." "I can't speak!" "I just wanted to say thank you for saving me!" "You've said it." "Have a nice life." "Excuse me, but who was that dancer on stage?" "Rosita Mauri, top dancer at the Opera." "Wow!" "And what she did - that crazy jumpy thing, what was that?" "Are you a dancer too?" "I'm a cleaner, and you are an irritation." "Go away." "But you're the first person to show me any kindness in this city." "I've been separated from my best friend." "I have nowhere to go, and I'm an orphan." "Nice try, but I hate kids, especially orphans." "Go find another idiot." "The stairs, Odette." "The stairs are a disgrace." "I have guests tomorrow afternoon, and I want my building looking worthy top to bottom." "I understand, ma'am." "If you understand, why are you entering your rooms?" "Let me help you!" "Get out of here!" "You need me." "I can clean." "In fact, 'Squeaky Clean' is my middle name." "I'm young." "My legs work." "Yours don't." "Uh, it's gonna feel so much easier with me helping." "Are you coming?" "Whoa!" "That's a lot of stairs." " Are you the caretaker?" " Yes." "And you can stay with me until you get on your feet, on one condition - no more questions." "How long can I stay?" "Ugh." "That was a question." "By the way, who was that witch?" "Regine Le Haut." "She owns this building." "And she eats ginger orphans with ponytails." "Now, clean!" "Huh?" "How long have you worked here?" "Do you have a nickname?" "Wanna know mine?" "Will I have my own bed?" "What's your favourite soup?" "Do you snore?" "Are you a morning person?" "What's your favourite fruit?" "What do you have for breakfast?" "I love baguette and jam." "I escaped from the orphanage to become a pupil at the Opera." "Did you?" "You work there, so you must know people." " Could you help me?" " Don't hold your breath." "What that étoile did yesterday, oh, it was so magical." "I love dancing." "Do you love dancing?" "Is that because you've got a limp?" " Get up." " Yes, ma'am." " Who is this?" " No-one." "She helps." "You feed it out of your wages." "Yes, ma'am." "I want you to air and press the linen." "Now!" "Hmm..." "It's not clean." "Huh?" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Hello!" "Servants are supposed to knock." "Who are you?" "I'm Felicie." "I work with Odette." "I clean." "♪ Da-da-da-dum!" "♪" "OK!" "I'm done. 'Bye now!" "Wait, little rat!" "You were spying, weren't you?" " I don't think so." " Yes, you were." "You were admiring the most wonderful dancer you've ever seen." "Isn't that so, little rat?" "You're not THE most wonderful dancer." " Yesterday I saw..." " Don't be insolent!" " Are you a ballet dancer?" " I will be." "Mother and I are waiting for the letter that admits me to the Opera." "I am so talented!" "Plus the director dines in my mom's restaurant, and he loves the prime rib." "So this time next year, I shall be a famous ballerina." "Ballerina!" "Me too!" "Reality check, little rat!" "You're nothing." "I'm a star!" "You're just orbiting around me." "What's that?" "Have you stolen something from me?" " No." " Show me!" "What is it?" "It's mine, and it's precious." "Oh!" "I'm sure." " Fetch!" " No!" "Oops!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "A letter for Madame Regine Le Haut and Mademoiselle Camille from the Opera." "Hmm!" "Handmade paper!" "Embossed!" "Blue ink!" "Oh, how rude!" "Children today have no manners!" "Give me that!" "You are not Camille Le Haut!" " Of course I am." " No, you're not!" "This time I call the police!" "Police?" "Police?" "Why?" "No!" "♪ La la la la... ♪" "What's going on here?" "Um, she says she's Camille Le Haut." "Hmm..." "Are you Camille Le Haut?" "Uh...yes?" "Hmm..." "She IS Camille Le Haut!" "Return to your post, my friend." "Alright, please yourselves." "Welcome, Miss Le Haut!" "Charmed!" "Charmed!" "I am Auguste Emmanuel Vaucorbeil, director of the Opera." "You are here because your mother serves the best prime rib in Paris." "Oh!" "I hope you dance as well." "Of course." "♪ When I look at my life" "♪ Wanna see myself shine on the dance floor" "♪ But I won't get it right" "♪ Until I stop asking why and just let it go" "♪ Sometimes I take a look at my life" "♪ I take a look at my life" "♪ And say oh, oh Wanna get it" "♪ Yeah, gotta get to the pot of gold" "♪ Looking for the rainbow... ♪" "♪ To break the storm inside of me... ♪" "You're not a dancer, are you?" " Yes, I am!" " Who would've thought?" "Return to your class!" "OK!" "Oh, greatest ballet master of all time!" "Oh, most talented choreographer in the universe and beyond!" "He is handsome!" "He is elegant!" "He is strong!" "He is powerful!" "He is the man!" "You want something from me?" "How did you know?" "Yes!" "I have enrolled Camille Le Haut in your class." "Thank you." "♪ Looking for the rainbow" "♪ To break the storm inside of me" "♪ The rainbow" "♪ To take the clouds that are hiding me" "♪ All I want is someone to heal the heart of me" "♪ The rainbow... ♪" "Hi!" "Hello!" "OK." "Super." " I'm Felicie!" " Felicie?" "Uh, no, no, no!" "No, sorry." "I'm f-friendly, ever so friendly." "And my name is Camille." "OK." "I'm Nora, but everyone calls me Nora." "That's the name that goes with my face." " Hey, you should warm up!" " Warm up?" "Oh, my!" "That is crazy!" "I'm guessing you're new, my darling." "You can tell that because..." " Who is that?" " You are joking, right?" "It's Louis Merante, ballet master, world-famous choreographer, the man who performed the most fouettés ever in a single solo." "Fou-whats?" "Turns." "Really difficult turns." "187 in total, and right after, he vomited!" "Silence, mam'selle!" "First position!" " Uh..." " Second!" " What?" " Third!" " Uh..." " Fourth, and rest in fifth!" "Huh?" "Oh!" "Today is an important day." "I've gathered all the coryphées together to audition for the part of Clara in 'The Nutcracker', which will debut on Christmas Eve and star Rosita Mauri." "Rosita?" "Rosita Mauri?" " Oh, I don't believe it!" " Ahem!" "So every girl in this room has a chance to dance in my new ballet, except you." "You've all worked hard, except you!" "You are here because of talent and guts." " Except me." " Exactly!" "Starting tomorrow, we'll have an audition." "One of you will be eliminated each day." "So, tomorrow, little rich girl, no matter what strings you pulled to get here, that will be you!" "But my mother serves the best prime rib in Paris!" "I am a vegetarian." "First, second." "Second." "No, second, third." "Third?" "Third?" "Third, fourth." "Fifth?" "Fifth." "First." "Second." " Hello!" " Third." "Third?" "Bonjour!" " Fifth, sixth." " How are you?" " There is no sixth." " Well, I'm happy to see you too." " Oh, Victor!" " Hello!" "I have so many things to tell you!" "Me too." "Wow!" "This time, it's really broken." "Can you do something?" "Don't worry, I've got it." "I am the winner of our little bet." "What bet?" "You know, the one about who gets their dream first." " I am going to be an inventor!" " Really?" "You're just jealous that, in 24 hours," "I've got a job with the man who is building that!" "Did you bump your head when you fell in the boat?" "Nope!" "Yesterday, after you got separated," "I just took a quiet walk around the streets of Paris." "It was all good, totally good." "I was really not scared at all." "I met some charming locals who helped me find my way." "And you will never believe this, but then I stumbled on a Breton bar and I got a big, warm and friendly welcome." "They welcomed me like a brother, a son, a nephew!" "And then I met this super guy called Mathurin." "We talked, we laughed, we danced together, and then my new best buddy and I decided to head home to his place." "And you are never, ever going to believe this but he works in the atelier of Gustave Eiffel, the nicest, best and most magnetic inventor in the whole world!" "I am going to be the most famous engineer's right-hand man." "Oh, and I've gone back to square one with my chicken wings." "I am now working on combining air velocity with fibrous catchment systems." "I'm trying a kite." " Wow!" "I made progress too!" " Really?" "I'm a dancer." "Yes!" "Yes!" "A student at the Opera." "And soon I'm going to be an étoile at the Opera de Paris." "You, a dancer at the Opera?" "OK, and may I know how you came to be at the Opera?" "By the door, I saw some lights and..." " Liar!" " OK!" "It's Camille Le Haut, the one who broke my music box." " Liar!" " She wanted to apologise." " Liar!" " Let me finish." "Liar, liar..." "She gave me the letter that allowed her into the Opera." "When you're lying, your nose shivers." "You're exhausting!" "I stole her identity." "What?" "You stole it?" "Are you insane?" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Uh-oh!" " Whoa!" " Victor!" "Victor!" "Victor!" " Whoa!" " Victor!" " Come back!" "Don't leave!" " I'LL BE BACK!" "Again?" "♪ You're gonna be somebody" "♪ You'll be bigger than Mars... ♪" "Oh!" "♪ Walk on your star... ♪" "Yeah!" "♪ You're gonna take the title like the champion you are" "♪ From Ibiza to L.A., London to Qatar" "♪ You'll be somebody... ♪" "♪ You'll be somebody... ♪" "♪ You'll be somebody" "♪ You're gonna be somebody... ♪" "Whoo!" "♪ You'll be bigger than Mars" "♪ You'll be somebody" "♪ You'll be somebody... ♪" "And to finish, the splits." "Hmm?" "Now rise." "The class is over, and the person who's leaving us today is you." "You have the energy of a bullet, but the lightness of a depressed elephant." "Pack your trunk!" "Ahem!" " Rise, please, mam'selle." " But I like it here!" "Rise now!" "I'm stuck!" "Get her out of here." "Didn't you say one person per class?" "Very well." "Until the next audition." "Then it really will be bye-bye." "Merante hates me." "Don't say that." "That's just his way." "No, she's right." "He hates you." "If he could, he'd smash your kneecaps with his cane." "Oh, I have no chance." " There's always a chance." " Not always." "This might be one of those times there's no chance at all." "But I really wanna stay here." "Then you have 12 hours to work really hard, listen, push yourself and then work some more." " Who is that?" " Rudi from the top boys class." "Holder of the Best Cheekbones at the Opera award." "I love him!" "He's so blond and shiny." "Oh, wow!" "Ooh!" "You are new, yes?" "Yes." " She's Camille." " She has two eyes." "Ha!" "You have spirit, Camille, but your dancing sucks." "It's mine!" "Who does he think he is?" "Until we meet again, Minoushka!" "Only in your dreams." "Felicie?" " What are you doing here?" " I can explain!" "There is nothing to explain." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Whoa!" "I'm sorry!" "Triple sorry." "If there was a bigger word for 'sorry', I'd say it." "I let you into my life, and you lied to me." "I don't like lies." "I could lose my job because of you." "I get it." "I messed up." "But you don't understand." "Since I can remember, I've wanted to dance." "And when I saw Rosita Mauri and she did those amazing moves," "I knew that's what I wanted to be." "I knew my dream could come true!" "I know it's hard to understand." "You hate dancing." "But I just want you to know I'm truly sorry." "Any mail?" "There is no mail." "As soon as there is, fetch it." "Can you dance?" "Yes." "At least, I think I can." "Training starts at 5am tomorrow." "Are you a teacher?" "Do you have another option?" "5am?" "Time to train!" "Jump and ring the bell!" " Why?" " Just do it." "You don't want me to dance?" "No talking." "Jump and ring the bell!" "Again." "You said we were going to train." " This is it!" "Again!" " Hmm!" "Ha!" "Felicie, you lack precision and finesse." "You have little or no sense of rhythm." "You're without balance, grace and charm." "Come on!" "You can't tell all that from one jump, can you?" "You can." "On the good side, you have the energy of a bullet, but you also have the lightness of a depressed elephant." "Hey!" "Merante used exactly the same phrase!" "After 10 years of cleaning, you pick stuff up." "OK, now jump up, ring this bell, land and do not splash the water." "But that's impossible." "I thought it was your dream to dance." "OK!" "Come on!" "♪ You're so unfair to yourself" "♪ Got that feeling in your chest... ♪" " ♪ Can't look in the mirror... ♪" " Get lost." " ♪ Can't see who you are... ♪" " Get lost!" "Shoo!" "Shoo!" "♪ You wanna be somebody else" "♪ Every time you falter" "♪ Every time you fall" "♪ I can still see the road ahead... ♪" "♪ You'll be brighter than the stars" "♪ And you'll see how radiant you are" "♪ I know you're full of doubt" "♪ But don't let them bring you down" "♪ 'Cause you're unstoppable" "♪ Rising higher than the sun" "♪ Climb all the way to the top" "♪ Way up above the clouds" "♪ They'll never bring you down 'cause you're unstoppable... ♪" "You!" "That was not merely bad, it was a catastrophe wrapped in a disaster with a side order of bad." "Ta-ta!" "♪ Hold on, don't let go... ♪" "You, me, up." "♪ Even in the dark, you glow" "♪ You'll be brighter than the stars" "♪ And you'll see how radiant you are... ♪" "It's incredible!" "♪ They'll never bring you down... ♪" "♪ 'Cause you're unstoppable... ♪" "Last time we met, I was so very rude." "Let me introduce myself." "I am Rudolph Dimitriev Stanislaw Artiem Rankovsky... ..the Third." "Big choice of names there." "Don't worry." "Everyone finds it hard at first." "But you and I are unique, and we do not follow silly rules, yes?" "How is that pick-up line working out for you?" "It is no line." "I say it only to you, Camille." "Just to you." "Et hop!" "Minoushka!" "Uh, are you alright, Camille?" "Yep!" "I'm OK!" "There's this boy, Rudolph, who, it turns out, is a real Russian prince with a castle and peacocks and cheekbones!" "And he took me on the roof of the Opera, and he was looking at me like this." "Then like this." "And then once like this." "Wait!" "Uh, a boy?" "What type of boy?" "Peacocks?" "What type of cheekbones?" " And Rudolph?" " He's a friend." "He says I'm gonna be everything I wanna be." "I say that too!" "But he's deep as well." "Deep?" "Yeah, well, I have these." "Ta-da!" "Whoo-hoo." "Doors." "Yes, the doors to the atelier of my new boss, engineer, genius." "If you saw what was behind these doors," "I would have to kill you." "Ahh!" "Looks like you're gonna have to kill me, then!" "Oh la la!" "What's that?" "The Statue of Puberty, soon to go to America!" "But it is a super secret, so you did not see it, OK?" "OK." "So, here's my office, the home of big ideas and genius." "For example, here we see the plans for chicken wings version 3." "Oh!" "Aaah!" "Ahem!" "At the moment, my boss and I are working on several, uh, important..." "..inventions." "He, uh, he..." "He calls me his ideas man." "Do you know how to use all this stuff?" "Uh, not yet, but I..." "I have a chair!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Ha!" " Oh, hey, Victor!" " He's the cleaner." "He's two sandwiches short of a picnic." "So the pencils all need sharpening, and the boss wants us to polish his boots for tomorrow." "So, your big boss calls you his ideas man, huh?" "Well, uh, he...he has the ideas, and I think they're great." "But it's a start!" "Hey, Victor, you were right for once." "Dreams can come true!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh no!" "First position, second, third, fourth, fifth." "These five positions form the basis of everything." "First position, second, third, fourth, fifth." "Now you jump." "First position, second, third, fourth, fifth." "And pose and smile!" "It's when you're tired that you start to progress." "You were a dancer, weren't you?" "No more questions." "Again!" "Oh, to reach, you might need to stand on your pointes." "Feel the balance." "Oh!" "Your toes must be as flexible as willow and hard as a rock." "First position!" "Uh-uh-uh!" "No hands allowed." "What?" " Try this way." " Oh!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Oh!" "You were a dancer, weren't you?" "Of course I was a dancer, Sherlock Holmes." "To pirouette, you must become the mistress of your dizziness." "Stare at a spot, and don't ever lose it." "OK, now come to me, and don't spill the water." "Whoa!" " Cheers!" " Cheers!" "♪ When you ask me to jump" "♪ I say how high... ♪" "Try to introduce your left foot to your right foot." "See if they can get along one day." "♪ I'm waiting in line" "♪ But now that it's time... ♪" "There's a bright future for you as a candle seller." "♪ I'm gonna take what's mine... ♪" "First position!" "Second!" "Third!" "Fourth, and rest in fifth." "Thank you, mam'selles." "That was...better!" "Thanks!" "I'm ready to do that crazy, jumpy thing." "And I'm the Empress Josephine." "I am!" "Of course you are, but there's a difference between being ready and being ready to do it well." "That's why we train every day." "That's all we've been doing!" "And then you'll be ready when you can answer the question," ""Why do you dance?"" "I've answered it!" "It's my dream!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Oh!" "By the way, that crazy jumpy thing is called le grand jeté, and you're not ready." "Are you doing dance or kung-fu?" "You are SO funny." "This is Victor." "We escaped from the orphanage together." "Hello!" "I am loving your apron." "It seems that you are going out tonight." "Yep!" "Bring her back late and you will be six inches smaller." "Of course, of course, of course!" "It's a quiet, sober, quiet, sober thing." " Breton music?" " Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Excuse me!" "Whoo!" " I love it here!" " Whoo!" "Let's party!" "Did you say you loved me or the bar?" " Yeah!" " Whoo!" "Whoa!" "Wow!" "Whoo!" "That's my girlfriend!" "You're a lucky guy!" "Oh, wow!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "I hope that tomorrow you act with a little more dignity." "Anyway, tonight was..." "a good performance." "Thank you, sir." " Whoo!" " Whoo-hoo!" "I have no idea why you're happy, but it is great!" "Whoo!" "Well, I'd better go in." "I've got my audition tomorrow." "Of course!" "Sleep well." "And I..." "I..." " What?" " I think you're, uh..." "I think you're great." "Thanks." " What are you doing?" " Uh, oh, nothing!" "I'm stretching." "Yeah, gotta..." "Ooh, gotta get that one!" "OK!" "Yeah, it's best I leave." "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" " Hey, Victor!" " Uh-huh?" "I had the best time." "Thanks!" "Goodnight, Felicie." "Oh, sorry." "Mademoiselle Camille Le Haut." "Wretch!" "I want her put in prison!" "She stole my life, my honour and my name!" "I want it back!" " Too much." " OK." "What is your name?" "My name is Felicie Lebras." "I come from an orphanage in Brittany." "I didn't mean to hurt Camille." "I just wanted to be at the Opera and..." "I'm sorry." "Madame..." "You traitor!" "You knew this!" "You stabbed me in the back!" " You are sacked!" " Silence!" "Alright, like it or lump it, here is my deal." "Miss Le Haut, you may enter the coryphée class starting tomorrow." "And you will also be in the auditions for the part in 'The Nutcracker'." "But I want to be clear, if you sack Madame Odette, I will sack Camille." "You!" "You made a terrible start to the classes, and you have lied and cheated to be here." "But you have also shown great promise, and you've worked hard and shown your dedication." "You must have a good teacher." "So you may also stay in the auditions." "If you get the part in 'The Nutcracker' fair and square, you may become a coryphée too." "If you fail to get the part, then you must leave the Opera." " Is that clear?" " Yes." "Is that also clear to you, madame?" "Clear." "Then, Felicie Lebras from Brittany, your future at the Opera is in your hands." "Hmm!" "What if she's good, Mother?" "Get that part, do you hear me?" "I want vengeance." "I will have it." "She even makes sweeping look graceful." "She was a good dancer, wasn't she?" "Not just a good dancer." "The best of her generation." "And then there was a fire onstage." "Oh!" "What's this for?" "For everything!" "We don't have time for this." "We're talking about your future now." "You have only one opponent - Camille." "I have seen her." "I know her." "Her technique is perfect, and she is stronger than she looks." "She is precise, she is sharp, and losing is not a word in her vocabulary." "Up, down!" "Up, down!" "Up, down!" "Again!" " Up, down!" " I'm tired." "'Tired' is for losers!" "Again!" "I am going to get that part!" "If you try to take her down on her turf, you will fail." "Your diet suffers from eating very little food." "Your muscles are like marshmallows." "In short, on paper, you're going to get humiliated." "Great pep talk!" "So, how do I get that part?" "You get the part because you have something she can only dream of - passion!" "Build on this." "Feel your anger and your pain and your sorrow and your joy, and put it all into your dance." "Live the music, feel it." "Every note, every sound, every harmony needs to have your body vibrating from the end of your hair to the tips of your toes." "And then, and only then, will you take her down." "Alright!" "The person leaving us today is..." "Ahem!" "Hmm!" "This is the end of the road, Miss Nora." "What road?" "Oh, I'm finished." "I like you." "Beat her." "Camille and Felicie, tomorrow morning at 8:00am, we will know which one of you will have the honour of dancing Clara in 'The Nutcracker' with Rosita." "I can only advise you to give everything, ladies." "You've made lots of progress, dirty, little rat, but tomorrow I am going to be the chosen one." "We'll see." "You can work as hard as you like, you can train 24 hours a day, but you will always be nothing!" " I am somebody." " Who exactly?" "Answer me!" "Who are you?" "You're nothing!" "Nothing!" "She's wrong, you know." " You're not alone." " What?" "You have me." "And I know exactly what we are going to do." "Tonight, to prove our connection, we will embark on a little romantic party." "I offer you the Eiffel Tower." "I offer you fireworks." " Tonight, 7:00pm." " I should train." "You don't need to train." "You don't need to know who you are." "You are unique." "Say that again?" "Tonight." "Felicie, it gives me great pleasure to present to you..." "No!" "Victor!" "I'm in the final audition!" "Wow!" "Congratulations!" "I have great news too." "My boss finally spoke to me!" "He said, "Get off my foot, you biological mutation!"" "That's good, right?" "Ugh!" "You have no class." "What, me?" "No class?" " Rudi has class." " Rudi again?" "What, is he your boyfriend now?" "No!" "He and I, we're connected." "OK, OK." "You win!" "I'll give you class and connectivity-ness." "Dinner!" "You and me." "Some knives and forks, napkins." "Uh, 7:00pm, north leg of the Eiffel Tower." "Is that a yes?" "Yeah." "That's a yes." "Sit!" "I've got something for you." "They were mine." "Now they're yours." "Wow!" "Thanks." "OK, enough talking." "Eat, and then we practise for tomorrow." "What?" "Well, I'm going out with Rudi." "He says I'm ready." "He says I'm unique." "Why do you dance?" "Stop asking me that question!" "When I was a dancer, the night before an audition," "I trained and then I rested." " Rudi's waiting for me." " Stay!" "No!" "You're not my mom!" "I'm sorry." "I wasn't thinking." "OK." "Go, then." "Look at the bird." "Um..." "No!" "Look at me." "Look at the bird." "No!" "Hmm?" "Look at me." "This is a poem I composed in your honour." "Ah, of course, a poem." ""Look at the bird!" ""He flies in the sky." ""No-one can trap him."" "Do you like?" "That's, uh... ..well, original." "I know." "Thank you." "Come on, Minoushka!" "Let us go to the very top!" "To the stars!" "OK, Matty, we practise." "Music, please!" "Classical!" "OK, but that's not my musical comfort zone." "Oh, stop!" "Stop, stop, stop!" "We'll go Breton, but soft and romantic." "This will blow her away." "She arrives, she giggles." "I am looking dark and mysterious." "I give her the music box." "She's... "Oh!" "Oh!" Overwhelmed!" "Uh, I don't know much about girls." "Frankly, they are a mystery to me." "But I do know that this one's not coming." "Young, innocent fool!" "Of course she will come!" "I can already smell her perfume." "Oh, no!" "Oh, beggars!" "Ugh!" "Paris is infested with beggars!" "Yuck!" " But..." " Don't be afraid." " But..." " Quiet!" "Follow me." "Have no fear, I have developed a fighting technique based on Cossack dancing." "Don't be ridiculous!" "OK, stop right there!" "He's my friend!" "Oh, is this some kind of joke?" "No!" "This is Victor." "We grew up together." "Oh, my!" "This is funny." "Friends, huh?" "If we're friends, why are you looking so ashamed?" " I'm not looking ashamed." " Oh, yes, you are!" "I feel sorry for you, Felicie." " Oh!" "You're jealous." " No!" "Ever since you started at the Opera, who are you trying to be?" "Mixing with this big, hairy asparagus?" " You're so sad." " Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "I could knock you out with one flick of my tiny finger, but that would make my finger dirty and smelly." "So, I'm dirty, but at least I don't spend my day in tights!" "I can't believe this!" "She is MY muse." "Yeah, well, she is my whatever-you-just-said, too, with knobs on, asparagus!" "Stop!" "You're both idiots!" "OK." "Well, goodbye, then." "Well, goodbye." "That is so low!" "Oh, no!" "The audition!" "Hmm..." " I'm sure this..." " Watch it!" "..production of 'Nutcracker' is going to..." "Excuse me!" "Hmm..." "Hey!" "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "Thank you, mademoiselle." "The orphan is late." "It's over." "Ahem!" "Well, as Felicie did not deign to show up for the audition, it is Camille who will dance with Rosita." "Wait!" "Wait!" "I'm here!" "Please, please let me dance." "It's over!" "Don't you understand?" "Sit down!" " I-I apologise." " Did you sleep?" "Not much." "Did you train yesterday?" " No." " Why?" "Alright, music!" "Hmm!" " Start again." " She fell!" "She's eliminated!" "Start again!" "You remember our deal?" "Camille, you will have the honour of dancing Clara in 'The Nutcracker'." "Did you think it would end here, little rat?" "No!" "Let me go!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "Please!" "Please!" "Odette!" "No!" "Odette!" "Felicie!" "You will never see her again." "And, of course, you're sacked." "Stop!" "Where is Felicie?" "Ahem!" "I'm here." "Oh!" "Well, uh, good." " She's lost her spirit." " Tut-tut-tut!" "Pull yourself together, you big fool!" "I know." "I miss him too." "♪ Have you told me all?" "I've got things to say" "♪ Hey, I'm talking to ya" "♪ We got things to do We got plans to make" "♪ And I wanna take ya with me" "♪ Yeah, I wanna take ya with me... ♪" "♪ But a far-off gaze is wide in me" "♪ Can you feel it?" "♪ And if you can't tell I'm a restless girl" "♪ What are you hearing?" "♪ Pack it all away Pack it all in one suitcase" "♪ I got all I need, all I need to be free" "♪ Pack it all away Pack it all in one suitcase" "♪ I got all I need, all I need to be free" "♪ Pack it all away Pack it all in one suitcase" "♪ I got all I need, all I need" "♪ I'm flying" "♪ Pack it all away Pack it all in one suitcase" "♪ I got all I need, all I need to be free" "♪ Pack it all away Pack it all in one suitcase" "♪ I got all I need, all I need" "♪ I'm flying... ♪" "OK, I was escaping, but it's stupid, and you caught me." "So, a big sorry to you, and I'll just go back to the dorm." " This way, quick!" " Huh?" "Whoo!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo!" "Thank you!" "Go now." "Let me help you." "You need me." "I can clean." "'Squeaky Clean' is my middle name." "In fact, I need you." "I wanna stay with you." "I'm so sorry!" "I really missed you!" "Me too." "Come on." "Merante has given me a room in the attic." "There's a little corner for you." "Work starts at 6:00am." "One hour for lunch." "6:00am?" "I promise, he is not here." "Do you know when he's coming back?" "Please!" "Well, actually..." "Ow!" "Nope!" "I don't know that." "So..." "Will you please tell him that I'm sorry?" "I've been unkind and foolish and silly and stupid." " And rude." " And rude." "Tell Victor that he's my best friend ever." "Oh!" "Uh..." "That's my other hand." "I have three hands, actually." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Goodbye, then." "'Bye, Victor." "That wasn't him." "He is not here." "Victor has worked a miracle!" "Who'd have thought?" "He just has the look of a total nitwit." "He doesn't wanna speak to me ever again." " He will." " No, no, no!" " Here we go!" " Stop!" "As cold as lard!" "Miss Le Haut, you perform tonight and so far, we have no emotion!" "But I'm doing exactly the steps you told me." "It's not enough to do the steps." "Find some anger or some pain or some love, but find something!" "She lacks this." "Tonight will make that clear." "OK, I'm going to do the stairs in the lobby." " You can finish here." " OK." "Leave it." "Give it back." "Silly me!" "I didn't throw it hard enough the first time." "Don't make the same mistake." "Why are you leaving?" "Scared of being humiliated?" "Looks like you need more training." "You are nowhere near ready." "I'm going to show you what a real dancer looks like." " Are you sure about that?" " Quiet!" "Tonight these seats will be full." "Paris will be looking at me, adoring me!" " Or not." " I already told you!" "You are nothing." "You will always be nothing!" "Only one way to find out." "Right here, right now." "♪ It's time for me to take it" " ♪ I'm the boss right now... ♪" " Hmm!" "♪ Not gonna fake it Not when you go down" "♪ 'Cause this is my game" "♪ And you better come to play" "♪ I used to hold my freak back" "♪ Now I'm letting go I make my own choice... ♪" "Oh, my God!" "BATTLE!" "♪ So, leave the lights on" "♪ No, you can't make me behave" "♪ So, you say I'm complicated" "♪ That I must be out of my mind" "♪ But you had me underrated" "♪ Rated, rated Oh, oh, oh" "♪ What's wrong with being... ♪" "♪ What's wrong with being" "♪ What's wrong with being confident?" "♪" "♪ What's wrong with being" "♪ What's wrong with being confident?" "♪" "You can do it!" "Impressive, ladies." "But let me ask you both an important question." "Why do you dance?" "I dance because..." "I dance because...because... ..my mother makes me." "Because it's always been a part of my life." "It was there with my mom when I was a baby, and it's here now, thanks to Odette." "It allows me to live, to be myself." "She should dance." "That was very honest, Miss Le Haut, and brave." "You have a future at the Opera, if you wish it." "Felicie, tonight, YOU dance 'The Nutcracker'." "Great job." "Well done, my sweetness!" "OK." "Bravo, bravo." " Oh, bravo!" " Yes!" "Yes!" "Voilà!" " I call them Pigeon Wings!" " Wow!" "Great!" "But I'm not sure I want to test them." "Live dangerously, Matty!" "I promise you they will almost certainly work." "Oh!" "This is nice!" "Matty, can you give us some privacy?" " When?" " Matty, privacy!" "Oh, now." "OK!" "I'm dancing tonight at the Opera." " I want you to be there." " Really?" "Really." "I like you, Felicie." "You make me laugh and cry at the same time." "You're a weirdo!" "Tut-tut-tut!" "You cannot help him." "First you deceive my daughter." " Then you take her identity!" " Mom, stop!" "Now you try and take our honour and our future?" "Mother!" "Do you think you can turn my daughter against me and get away with it?" "Ah!" "No-one cheats me!" "Mother!" "You scared her!" "Stop!" "The last time she was this late, it did not end well." "Aaah!" "Hey, it's Matty and his twin sister!" "What happened?" "There's a big, scary lady chasing your girl up the statue, trying to kill her." " What?" " And, also, I wet myself." "Come on!" "Quickly!" "Save her!" "Matty, the Pigeon Wings!" "This is the only crown you will touch today, victim of a terrible accident on the night of your debut." "You will have something to share with Odette." "Both of you used to be dancers." "Felicie!" " Let go!" " Oh!" "Uh-oh!" "OK!" "Uh-oh." "Felicie!" " Ha, ha, ha!" " No!" "Whoo!" "Whoa!" " No!" " Whoo!" "Felicie, don't worry." "We'll be on time!" "Higher!" "YES!" "We will be on time!" "In version three, it might be a good idea to work on some brakes." "Can't you just say that I've invented something and it worked?" " I can." " Then say it!" "Victor François Xavier the First, you're a great inventor." "Thank you." "You're ready." "Then dance from right here." "You won the bet." "You made your dream come true." "♪ I had a dream, was it real?" "♪ We crossed the line and it was... ♪ I can't make it stop" "♪ Give me all you got... ♪" "Let's set Paris on fire." "♪ I want to go all the way Take me to emotion... ♪" "♪ I want to go all the way Show me devotion" "♪ And take me all the way, all the way" "♪ Take me, take me, take me all the way" "♪ Oh, oh, oh" "♪ I wanna cut through the clouds" "♪ Break the ceiling" "♪ I wanna dance on the roof, you and me alone" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" " ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪" " Oh!" "That really is my girlfriend." "♪ Play with the angels" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah" "♪ I wanna cut through the clouds, break the ceiling" "♪ I wanna dance on the roof, you and me alone" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ Oh, yeah" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ Oh, yeah" "♪ I wanna play where you play" "♪ With the angels" "♪ I wanna wake up with you" "♪ All in tangles, oh" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ Oh, yeah" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ Oh, yeah" "♪ Hey, whoo!" "♪ Take me to emotion" "♪ I want to go all the way" "♪ Show me devotion" "♪ And take me all the way" "♪ Take me to emotion" "♪ I want to go all the way" "♪ Show me devotion" "♪ And take me all the way, all the way" "♪ Take me, take me all the way" "♪ I wanna cut through the clouds, break the ceiling" "♪ I wanna dance on the roof" "♪ You and me alone" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ Oh, yeah" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ Oh, yeah" "♪ I wanna play where you play, with the angels" "♪ I wanna wake up with you all in tangles" "♪ Oh, I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ Oh, yeah" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ Oh, yeah" "♪ I wanna cut through the clouds" "♪ Mmm, cut to the feeling" "♪ I wanna dance on the roof" "♪ Oh, oh, oh" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling" "♪ I wanna cut to the feeling. ♪" "♪ I was at our old school, sitting in the sun" "♪ Waiting for the passing trains" "♪ Wishing you were here and wishing we could run" "♪ Wishing we could run away" "♪ Right across a river in a town so small" "♪ The leaves are gonna change us when they start to fall" "♪ Take us to the city where we'll have it all" "♪ We'll have it all" "♪ Oh, yeah, I would run away with you now" "♪ We could do the things we promised we would always do" "♪ Take a train to Timbuktu" "♪ We could join the circus" "♪ Oh, yeah, would you just escape with me now?" "♪ We could do the things we promised" "♪ Dreaming wide awake" "♪ Take me back to yesterday" "♪ We could be the runaways" "♪ Oh, we could be the runaways" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh" "♪ Yeah, we could be the runaways. ♪"

"Forget it." "It's too risky." "I'm through doing that shit." "You always say that." "The same thing every time." ""l'm through, never again, too dangerous."" "I know that's what I always say." "I'm always right too." " You forget about it in a day or two." " The days of me forgetting are over." "The days of me remembering have just begun." "You know, when you go on like this, what you sound like ?" " I sound like a sensible fuckin' man." " You sound like a duck." " Quack, quack, quack." " Take heart, 'cause you're never gonna have to hear it again." "Since I'm never gonna do it again, you're never gonna have to hear me quack." " After tonight ?" " Correct." "I got all tonight to quack." " Can I get anyone more coffee ?" " Oh, yes !" " Thank you." " You're welcome." "I mean, the way it is now, you're takin' the same risk as when you rob a bank." "Takin' more of a risk." "Banks are easier." "Federal banks ain't supposed to stop you in any way during a robbery." "They're insured." "Why should they give a fuck ?" "I don't even need a gun in a Federal bank." "Heard about this one bloke, he walks into a bank with a portable phone." "He gives the phone to a teller." "The bloke on the other end says," ""We got this guy's little girl." "If you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill her."" " Did it work ?" " Fuckin' right it worked." "That's what I'm talkin' about." "Knucklehead walks into a bank with a telephone." "Not a pistol, not a shotgun, a fuckin' phone." " Cleans the place out." "They don't lift a fuckin' finger." " Did they hurt the little girl ?" "There probably never was a little girl." "The point of the story isn't a little girl." "The point of the story is they robbed a bank with a telephone." " You want to rob banks ?" " I'm not saying I wanna rob banks." "I'm illustrating if we did, it'd be easier than what we've been doing." "No more liquor stores ?" "What've we been talkin' about ?" "Yeah, no more liquor stores." "Besides, it ain't the giggle it used to be." "There's too many foreigners own liquor stores." "Vietnamese, Koreans, don't even speak fuckin' English." "You tell 'em empty out the register, they don't know what you're talkin' about." "They make it too personal." " We keep on, one of these gook fuckers gonna make us kill him." " I'm not gonna kill anybody." "I don't want to either." "But they'll probably put us in a situation where it's us or them." "And if it's not the gooks, it's these old fuckin' Jews who've owned the store for 15 fucking generations." "You got Grandpa Irving sitting behind the counter with a fucking Magnum in his hand." "Try walking' into one of those places with nothing but a phone." "See how far that gets you." "Forget it." " We're out of it." " Well, what then, day jobs ?" " Not in this life." " What then ?" "Garçon, coffee !" "This place." "Garçon means boy." "This place ?" "A coffee shop ?" "What's wrong with that ?" "Nobody ever robs restaurants." "Why not ?" "Bars, liquor stores, gas stations; you get your head blown off sticking' up one of them." "Restaurants, on the other hand, you catch with their pants down." "They're not expectin' to get robbed." "Not as expecting' anyway." " I bet you could cut down on the hero factor in a place like this." " Correct." "Same as banks, these places are insured." "Manager." "He don't give a fuck." "They're just trying to get you out before you start plugging' the diners." "Waitresses." "Fuckin' forget it." "No way they're takin' a bullet for the register." "Busboys." "Some wetback gettin' paid $1.50 an hour... really give a fuck you're stealin' from the owner ?" "Customers sitting' there with food in their mouths, they don't know what's goin' on." "One minute, they're havin' a Denver omelet, the next, someone is stickin' a gun in their face." "See, I got the idea the last liquor store we stuck up, remember ?" " All the customers kept comin' in." " Yeah." "You got the idea of takin' their wallets." "Now, that was a good idea." " Thank you." " Made more from the wallets than we did from the register." " Yes, we did." " A lot of people come to restaurants." " A lot of wallets." " Pretty smart, huh ?" "Pretty smart." "I'm ready." "Let's do it." "Right now, right here." " Come on." " All right." "Same as last time, remember ?" "You're crowd control." "I'll handle the employees." " I love you, Pumpkin." " I love you, Honey Bunny." "Everybody be cool !" "This is a robbery !" "Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of you." "and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of you." "[ "Miserlou" ]" "[ Radio Dial Tuning ]" "[ "Jungle Boogie" ]" " Jungle boogie" " Get down with the boogie" " Jungle boogie" " Get it on" " Jungle boogie" " Get down with the boogie" " Jungle boogie" " Get it on" " Jungle boogie" " Get up with the boogie" " Jungle boogie" " Get up with the get down" " Jungle boogie" " Get down and boogie" " Jungle boogie" " Shake it around" " Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars." " Okay, what you want to know ?" " Hash is legal there, right ?" " It's legal, but it ain't 100% legal." "You just can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffing' away." "I mean, they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places." " Those are hash bars ?" " Yeah." "It breaks down like this." "It's legal to buy it." "It's legal to own it." "And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it." "It's illegal to carry it, but-but that doesn't matter, 'cause get a load of this." "If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you." " I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have." " Oh, man !" "I'm goin'." "That's all there is to it." "I'm fuckin' goin'." "I know, baby." "You'd dig it the most." " But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is ?" " What ?" "It's the little differences." "I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here," " but it's just there, it's a little different." " Example." "You can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer." "And I don't mean just like no paper cup." "I'm talkin' about a glass of beer." "And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's." "You know what they call... a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in Paris ?" "They don't call it a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese ?" "They got the metric system." "They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter-Pounder is." " What do they call it ?" " They call it a Royale with Cheese." " Royale with Cheese." " That's right." "What do they call a Big Mac ?" "Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac." "[ Imitating French Accent ] Le Big Mac. [ Laughs ]" " What do they call a Whopper ?" " I don't know." "I didn't go into Burger King." " You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup ?" " What ?" " Mayonnaise. [ Chuckles ]" " Goddamn !" " I seen 'em do it, man." "They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit." " Yuck." "We should have shotguns for this kind of deal." " How many up there ?" " Three or four." " That's countin' our guy ?" " Not sure." " So that means that it could be up to five guys up there ?" " It's possible." "We should have fuckin' shotguns." " What's her name ?" " Mia." " Mia." "How did Marsellus and her meet ?" " I don't know." "However people meet people." "She used to be a actress." "Oh, really ?" "She do anything I'd have seen ?" " I think her biggest deal was she starred in a pilot." " Pilot ?" "What's a pilot ?" " Well, you know the shows on TV ?" " I don't watch TV." "Yeah, but you are aware that there is an invention called television," " and on this invention they show shows, right ?" " Yeah." "The way they pick TV shows is they make one show." "That show's called a pilot." "Then they show that one show to the people who pick shows... and on the strength of that one show, they decide if they wanna make more shows." "Some get chosen and become television programs." "Some don't, become nothing'." "She starred in one of the ones that became nothing." "You remember Antwan Rockamora ?" "Half-black, half-Samoan." "Used to call him "Tony Rocky Horror."" " Yeah, maybe." "Fat, right ?" " I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat." "I mean, he got a weight problem." "What's a nigger gonna do ?" "He's Samoan." " I think I know who you mean." "What about him ?" " Marsellus fucked him up good." "Word 'round the campfire is it was on account of Marsellus Wallace's wife." "[ Elevator Bell Rings ]" " So what he'd do ?" "Fuck her ?" " No, no, no, no, no." "Nothin' that bad." " Well, then what then ?" " He gave her a foot massage." "A foot massage ?" " That's it ?" " Mm-hmm." "Then what'd Marsellus do ?" "Sent a couple cats over to his place." "They took him out on his patio." "Threw his ass over the balcony." "Nigger fell four stories." "He had a little garden down at the bottom enclosed in glass, like a greenhouse." "Nigger fell through that." "Since then, he kind of developed a speech impediment." " That's a damn shame." " Hmm." " But still, you play with matches, you get burned." " What do you mean ?" "You don't be givin' Marsellus Wallace's new bride a foot massage." "You don't think he overreacted ?" "Antwan didn't expect Marsellus to react the way he did, but he had to expect a reaction." "It was a foot massage." "A foot massage is nothin'." "I give my mother a foot massage." "It's laying your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus's new wife." "I mean, is it as bad as eatin' her pussy out ?" "No, but it's the same fuckin' ballpark." "Whoa, stop right there." "Eatin' the bitch out... and givin' the bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fucking thing." " It's not." "It's the same ballpark." " Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither." "Now, look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine." "But touching' his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies... ain't the same fuckin' ballpark;" "it ain't the same league;" "it ain't the same fuckin' sport." " Foot massages don't mean shit !" " Have you ever given a foot massage ?" "[ Scoffs ] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages." " I'm the foot fuckin' master." " You given a lot of them ?" "Shit, yeah !" "Got my technique down and everything." "I don't be tickling' or nothin'." "Would you give a guy a foot massage ?" " Fuck you." " [ Chuckles ]" " You give 'em a lot ?" " Fuck you." " You know, I'm kind of tired." "I could use a foot massage." " Yo, yo, yo, man." "You best back off." "I'm gettin' a little pissed here." " This is the door." " Yeah, it is." "What time you got ?" "7:22 in the a.m." "No, it ain't quite time yet." "Come on." "Let's hang back." "Look, just 'cause I wouldn't give no man a foot massage don't make it right... for Marsellus to throw Antwan off a building into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks;" "that shit ain't right." "Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I kill the motherfucker." "I ain't sayin' it's right, but you sayin' a massage don't mean nothin'." "I'm sayin' it does." "Now, look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant somethin'." "We act like they don't, but they do." "That's what's so fuckin' cool about them." "There's a sensuous thing goin' on... where you don't talk about it, but you know it and she knows it." "Fuckin' Marsellus knew it." "And Antwan should've fuckin' better known better." "That's his fuckin' wife, man." "This ain't a man with a sense of humor about this shit." "You know what I'm sayin' ?" "It's an interestin' point." "Come on." "Let's get into character." " What's her name again ?" " Mia." " Mia." " Why you so interested in big man's wife ?" "He's goin' out of town, Florida." "And he asked me if I'd take care of her while he's gone." " Take care of her ?" " No, man." "Just take her out." "Show her a good time." "Make sure she don't get lonely." "You're gonna be takin' Mia Wallace out on a date ?" "It is not a date." "It's just like if you were gonna take your buddy's wife to a movie or somethin'." " It's just good company, that's all." " [ Sighs ]" " It's not a date." "It's definitely not a date." " [ Sighs ]" "Hey, kids." "How you boys doin' ?" "Hey, keep chilling'." "You know who we are ?" "We're associates of your business partner, Marsellus Wallace." "You do remember your business partner, don't you ?" "Now, let me take a wild guess here." " You're Brett, right ?" " Yeah." "I thought so." "You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don't ya, Brett ?" "Yeah, I remember." "Good." "Looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast." "Sorry about that." "Whatcha having' ?" "Hamburgers." "Hamburgers !" "The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast." "What kind of hamburgers ?" " Uh, ch-cheeseburgers." " No, no, no." "Where'd you get 'em ?" "McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-Box ?" " Where ?" " Uh, Big Kahuna Burger." "Big Kahuna Burger !" "That's that Hawaiian burger joint." "I hear they got some tasty burgers." "I ain't never had one myself." "How are they ?" "They're" " They're good." "You mind if I try one of yours ?" " This is yours here, right ?" " Yeah." "Mmmm." "This is a tasty burger !" "Vincent !" "You ever had a Big Kahuna burger ?" "Want a bite ?" "They're real tasty." " I ain't hungry." " Well, if you like burgers, give 'em a try sometime." "Me, I can't usually get 'em 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian." "But I do love the taste of a good burger." "Mmmm." "You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in France ?" " No." " Tell 'em, Vincent." " A Royale with Cheese." " A Royale with Cheese." "You know why they call it that ?" "Uh, because of the metric system ?" "Check out the big brain on Brett !" "You're a smart motherfucker." "That's right." "The metric system." " What's in this ?" " Sprite." "Sprite." "Good." "You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with ?" "Go right ahead." "[ Slurping, Sighs ]" "That hit the spot." "You." "Flock of Seagulls." "You know why we're here ?" " Why don't you tell my man Vince here where you got the shit hid." " It's over" "I don't remember asking' you a goddamned thing !" "You were sayin' ?" "It's in the cupboard." "N-No, the one by your kn-knees." "[ Pans Rattling ]" "[ Rattling Continues ]" "[ Hit Man ] We happy ?" "Vincent ?" " We happy ?" " Yeah, we happy." "[ Sighs ]" "[ Brett ] Look, I'm sorry, uh, l-- I didn't get your name." "I got yours." "Vincent." "Right ?" "B-But I never got yours." " My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit." " No, no, no." "I just want you to know how" "I just want you to know how sorry we are th-that things got so fucked up... with us and Mr. Wallace." "W-We got into this thing with the best intentions." "Really." "I never" "Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration ?" " [ Gasping ]" " I didn't mean to do that." "Please." "Continue." "You were saying something about "best intentions."" "What's the matter ?" "Oh, you were finished !" "Oh, well, allow me to retort." "What does Marsellus Wallace look like ?" "What ?" " What country you from ?" " What ?" " "What" ain't no country I ever heard of." "They speak English in What ?" " W-What ?" " English, motherfucker !" "Do you speak it ?" " Yes !" " Then you know what I'm sayin' !" " Yes." "Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like !" " What ?" "l" " Say "what" again !" "Say "what" again !" "I dare ya !" "I double dare you, motherfucker !" " Say "what" one more goddamn time !" " H-H-He's black." " Go on !" " He's bald !" " Does he look like a bitch ?" " What ?" " [ Gunshot ] - [ Screaming ]" "Does he look..." "like a bitch ?" " No !" " Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch ?" " I didn't." " Yes, you did." "Yes, you did, Brett !" " You tried to fuck him." " [ Gasping ] No, no." "But Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace." " You read the Bible, Brett ?" " Yes !" "Well, there's this passage I got memorized." "Sort of fits this occasion." "Ezekiel 25:17." ""The path of the righteous man... is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish... and the tyranny of evil men." "Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper... and the finder of lost children." "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... and furious anger... those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers !" "And you will know My name is the Lord... when I lay My vengeance upon thee !"" "[ Screams ]" "[ "Let's Stay Together" ]" "[ Man ] I think you gonna find... when all this shit is over and done" "I think you're gonna find yourself one smiling' motherfucker." "The thing is, Butch, right now..." "you got ability." "But painful as it may be, ability... don't last." "And your days are just about over." "Now, that's a hard motherfuckin' fact of life." "But that's a fact of life your ass is gonna have to get realistic about." "You see, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers." "Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine." "If you mean it turns to vinegar... it does." "If you mean it gets better with age... it don't." "Besides, Butch, how many fights you think you got in you anyway ?" "Hmm ?" "Two ?" "Boxers don't have an old-timers' day." "You came close, but you never made it." "And if you were gonna make it, you would have made it before now." "[ Music Continues ]" "You my nigger ?" "Certainly appears so." "[ Chuckles ]" "The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting." "That's pride fuckin' with you." "Fuck pride !" "Pride only hurts." "It never helps." "You fight through that shit." "'Cause a year from now, when you kickin' it in the Caribbean, you gonna say to yourself, "Marsellus Wallace was right."" "[ Chuckles ]" "I got no problem with that, Mr. Wallace." "In the fifth, your ass goes down." "Say it." "In the fifth, my ass goes down." "Yo, Vincent Vega." "Our man in Amsterdam." "Jules Winfield, our man in Inglewood." "Get your asses on in here." " Goddamn, nigger, what's up with them clothes ?" " You don't even want to know." "Where's the big man ?" "The big man's right over there takin' care of some business." "Why don't you hang back a second or two." "You see the white boy leave, go on over." "[ Vincent ] How ya been ?" " I been doin' pretty good." "How 'bout yourself ?" " All right." "So I hear you're takin' Mia out tomorrow." "At Marsellus's request." " Have you met Mia ?" " Not yet." " [ Chuckles ]" " What's so fuckin' funny ?" " Not a goddamn thing." " I got to piss." "Look, I'm not a fuckin' idiot, all right ?" "It's the big man's wife." "I'm gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed," "laugh at her fuckin' jokes, and that's it." "Hey, my name's Paul, and this shit's between y'all." "Then what'd you fuckin' ask me about it for ?" "[ Whispers ] Asshole." " Gimme a pack of Red Apples." " Filters ?" "No." " You lookin' at somethin', friend ?" " You ain't my friend, palooka." "What was that ?" "I think you heard me just fine, punchy." "Vincent Vega's in the house ?" "My nigger, get your ass over here." " What's up ?" " Man, I'm really sorry." "You shouldn't worry about it." "Pack of Red Apples. $1.40." "And some matches." "Thanks." "[ Woman ] It's as if it turns every part of your body into the tip of a penis." " Whoa." " I'll lend it to you." "It's a great book on piercing." "That gun to pierce your ears, they don't use that to pierce your nipples, do they ?" "Forget that gun." "That guns goes against the entire idea behind piercing." "All my piercing, 18 places on my body, every one of 'em done with a needle." "Five in each ear, one through the nipple of my left breast, two in my right nostril, one in my left eyebrow, one in my belly, one in my lip, one in my clit," " and I wear a stud in my tongue." " [ Vincent ] Excuse me." "I was just curious, but, um... why would you wear a stud in your tongue ?" "Sex thing." "Helps fellatio." "Vincenzo." "Step in my office." "This is Panda from Mexico." "Very good stuff." "Now, that's Bava." "Different, but equally good." "And that is Choco from the Harz Mountains of Germany." "Now, the first two are the same." "300 a gram." "Those are friend prices." "But this one is a little more expensive." "This is 500 a gram." "But, when you shoot it, you will know where that extra money went." "There's nothing wrong with these two." "This is real, real, real good shit." "But this one is a fuckin' madman." "Remember, I just got back from Amsterdam." "Am I a nigger ?" "Are we in Inglewood ?" "No." "You're in my home." "Now, white people who know the difference... between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to." "Now, my shit, I'll take the Pepsi Challenge with that Amsterdam shit..." " any old day of the fuckin' week." " That's a bold statement." "This ain't Amsterdam, Vince." "This is a seller's market." "Coke is fuckin' dead as... dead." "Heroin, it's comin' back in a big fuckin' way." " All right." "Gimme three grams of madman." " Okay." "Now, if it's as good as you say it is, I'll come back and buy another thousand." "I just hope that I still have some left for ya, but I'm givin' you some out of my own private stash." "That is what a nice guy I am." " I'm outta balloons." "Is a baggie all right ?" " Yeah, that's cool." "All right." "I'll just get one for ya." "Honey, will you get me some baggies and, uh, twistix from the kitchen ?" "[ Woman ] Okay." "Hey, uh, what do you think about Trudi ?" "She ain't got a boyfriend." " You wanna hang out and get high ?" " Which one's Trudi ?" "The one with all the shit in her face ?" "No, that's Jody." "That's my wife." " [ Chuckles ] I'm sorry, man." " Thank you." " No, I can't." "I gotta be someplace." " All right, no problemo." " I'll take a rain check." " [ Knocking ]" " Oh." " Thank you, Jody." "Still got your Malibu ?" "Oh, man, you know what some fucker did the other day ?" " What ?" " Fuckin' keyed it." " Oh, man, that's fucked up." " Tell me about it." "I had it in storage for three years." "It was out five days, and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it." "They should be fuckin' killed, man." "No trial, no jury, straight to execution." "I wish I could've caught him doin' it." "I'd have given anything to catch that asshole." " It'd been worth him doin' it just so I could've caught him." " What a fucker !" "What's more chicken-shit than fuckin' with a man's automobile ?" " Don't fuck with another man's vehicle." " You don't do it." " It's just against the rules." " Thank you." "Thank you." " Mind if I shoot up here ?" " Hey, mi casa es su casa." "Muchas gracias." "[ "Bullwinkle Part ll" ]" "[ Car Door Closing ]" "[ Mia's Voice ] Hi, Vincent." "I'm getting dressed." "The door's open." "Come inside and make yourself a drink." "Mia." "[ "Son Of A Preacher Man" ]" "Hello ?" "Billy Raye was a preacher's son and when his daddy would visit he'd come along" "Vincent." "[ Intercom ] Vincent." "I'm on the intercom." "Where is-- Where is the intercom ?" "It's on the wall by the two African fellows." "To your right." "Warm." "Warmer." "Disco." "Hello ?" "Push the button if you want to talk." "Hello ?" "Go make yourself a drink, and I'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail." "The bar's by the fireplace." "Okay." "When he started sweet talkin' to me" "He come and tell me everything is all right" "He'd kiss me and tell me everything is all right" "Can I get away again tonight" "The only one who could ever reach me" "Was the son of a preacher man" "The only boy who could ever teach me" "Was the son of a preacher man Yes, he was" "He was" " Lord he knows he was" " Yes he was" "How will I remember" "The look was in his eyes" "Stealing kisses from me on the sly" "Taking time to make time" "Telling me that he's all mine" " Learning from each other's knowin' - [ Sniffing ]" "Looking to see how much we've grown" "And the only one who could ever reach me" "Was the son of a preacher man" "The only boy who could ever teach me" "Was the son of a preacher man Yes, he was" " Was, was" " He was" " Oh, yes he was - [ Music Stops ]" "Let's go." "What the fuck is this place ?" "This is Jackrabbit Slim's." " An Elvis man should love it." " [ Sighs ]" " Come on, Mia." "Let's go get a steak." " You can get a steak here, daddy-o." "Don't be a" "Oh, after you, kitty-cat." "[ People Chattering ]" "[ People Cheering ]" "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Now, how may I help you ?" " There's a reservation under Wallace." " Wallace ?" " [ "Waitin' ln School" ]" " We reserved a car." "Oh, a car." "Why don't you seat 'em over there in the Chrysler." "School get out, baby Gonna tell you some news" "Sure do look good in them baby doll shoes" "One, two, buckle the shoes Three, four, get out on the floor" "Five, six, come get your kicks down at the corner of Lincoln and 46th, yeah" "All right" "I've been waitin' in school all day long" "Waiting on the bell to ring so I can go home" "Throw my books on the table Pick up the telephone" " Come on, baby - [ Man ] Coffee, please ?" "Decaf." " [ Marilyn ] Just a minute." " Heading down to the drugstore to get a soda pop" "Throw a nickel in the jukebox Then we start to rock" "School's out, baby Gonna tell you some news" "You sure do look good in them baby doll shoes" "Well, it's one, two Buckle the shoes" "Three, four Get out on the floor" "Five, six, come get your kicks down at the corner of Lincoln and 46th" "[ Chattering ]" "Gonna rock all night Just wait and see" "[ Man ] Ricky, Ricky, Ricky !" "[ Ed Sullivan lmpersonator ] Let's hear it for Ricky Nelson !" " Fantastic job, Rick." "Thank you very much." " Vincent !" "[ Sullivan ] Just to let you all know, Ricky will be back in the second half of our show, so we hope you enjoy your meals here at Jackrabbit Slim's." "Thank you." "Call for..." " Phil-lip Mor-ris." " What do you think ?" "I think it's like a wax museum with a pulse." "Hi, I'm Buddy." "What can I get you ?" "[ "Lonesome Town" ]" "Let's see, steak, steak, steak." "Oh, yeah, I'll have the Douglas Sirk steak." " I'll have that." " How do you want that cooked ?" " Burned to a crisp or bloody as hell ?" " Bloody as hell, and" "Oh, yeah, look at this-- vanilla Coke." "What about you, Peggy Sue ?" "I'll have the..." "Durward Kirby burger, bloody." "And... a five-dollar shake." "How do you want that shake, Martin and Lewis, or Amos 'n Andy ?" " Martin and Lewis." " Did you just order a five-dollar shake ?" "Mm-hmm." "That's a shake ?" "That's milk and ice cream ?" " Last I heard." " That's five dollars ?" "You don't put bourbon in it or nothin' ?" " No." " Just checking." "I'll be right back with your drinks." "[ Jukebox ] To Lonesome Town" "To cry my troubles away" "Could you, um..." "roll me one of those, cowboy ?" "You can have this one, cowgirl." " Thanks." " [ Ignites Lighter ]" "The streets are filled with regret" "Think nothin' of it." "Lay me down in Lonesome Town" " I can learn to forget" " So..." "Marsellus said you just got back from Amsterdam." " Sure did." " How long were you there ?" "[ Inhales ] Just over three years." "I go there about once a year to chill out for a month." "No kiddin' ?" "I didn't know that." "Why would you ?" "[ "Ace Of Spades" ]" "I heard you did a pilot." " That was my 15 minutes." " What was it ?" "It was a show about a team of female secret agents called Fox Force Five." " What ?" " Fox Force Five." "Fox, as in were a bunch of foxy chicks." "Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with." "And five, as in there's one-two-three-four-five of us." "There was a blond one, Sommerset O'Neal." "She was the leader." "The Japanese fox was a kung fu master." "The black girl was a demolition expert." "French fox's speciality was sex." " What was your speciality ?" " Knives." "The character I played, Raven McCoy, her background was she grew up raised by circus performers." "According to the show, she was the deadliest woman in the world with a knife." "And she knew a zillion old jokes." "Her grandfather, an old vaudevillian, taught her." "And if we would have got picked up, they would've worked in a gimmick... where every show I would've told another joke." "You know any of them old jokes ?" "Well, I only got the chance to say one 'cause we only did one show." " Tell me." " It's corny." "Don't be that way." "Tell me." " No, you wouldn't like it, and I'd be embarrassed." " You'd be embarr" "You told 50 million people, and you can't tell me ?" " I promise I won't laugh." " That's what I'm afraid of, Vince." "That's not what I meant." "You know it." "Now I'm definitely not gonna tell you 'cause it's been built up too much." "What a gyp." "[ Sighs ]" "Martin and Lewis." "Vanilla Coke." "Mmm." "Yummy." "You think I could have a sip of that ?" "Be my guest." "I gotta know what a five-dollar shake tastes like." " You can use my straw." "I don't have cooties." " Yeah, but maybe I do." "Cooties I can handle." "All right." "Goddamn, that's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake !" "Told ya." "I don't know if it was worth $5, but it's pretty fuckin' good." "[ Music Continues ]" " Don't you hate that ?" " Hate what ?" "Uncomfortable silences." "Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable ?" "I don't know." "That's a good question." "That's when you know you found somebody really special." "When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence." "Well, I don't think we're quite there yet, but don't feel bad." "We just met each other." "I'll tell you what." "I'm gonna go to the bathroom and powder my nose." "You sit here..." "and think of something to say." "I'll do that." "Okay." "[ Wolf Whistle ]" "[ People Applauding ]" "[ Sniffing ]" "I said goddamn !" "Goddamn !" "Goddamn." "[ Woman ] I need some hair spray." "[ "Since I First Met You" ]" "Mmmm." "Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom to find your food waiting for you ?" "We're lucky we got anything at all." "I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter." "Maybe we should've sat in Marilyn Monroe's section." " Which one ?" "There's two Monroes." " No, there's not." "That is Marilyn Monroe." "That is Mamie Van Doren." "I don't see Jayne Mansfield, so she must have the night off." " Pretty smart." " Yeah." "I got my moments." " So did you think of somethin' to say ?" " Actually, I did." "However... you seem like a really nice person, and l" " I don't want to offend you." " Oooh." "This doesn't sound like the usual, mindless, boring, gettin'-to-know-you chitchat." "This sounds like you actually have somethin' to say." "Well, well, I do." "I do." " [ Inhales ] But you have to promise not to be offended." " No, no." "You can't promise somethin' like that." "I have no idea what you're gonna ask me." "You can ask me what you're gonna ask me, and my natural response could be to get offended." "Then, through no fault of my own, I would have broken my promise." " Let's just forget it." " That's an impossibility." "Trying to forget anything as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility." " Is that a fact ?" " And besides," " isn't it more, uh, exciting when you don't have permission ?" " All right, all right." "Well, here goes." "What did you think about what happened to Antwan ?" " Who's Antwan ?" " Tony Rocky Horror." "You know him." " He fell out of a window." " Hmm." "Hmm." "Well, that is one way to say it." "Another way to say it would be that he was thrown out." "Another way would be he was thrown out by Marsellus." "Yet even another way is to say he was thrown out of a window by Marsellus because of you." " Is that a fact ?" " No." "No, it's not a fact." "It's just what I heard." "That's just what I heard." " Who told you ?" " They." ""They" talk a lot, don't they ?" "[ Chuckles ]" "They certainly do." "They certainly do." " Don't be shy, Vincent." "What else did "they" say ?" " I'm" " I'm not shy." " Um" " Did it involve the "F" word ?" "No, no, no, no, no." "They just said that Antwan had given you a foot massage." " And ?" " And" " And nothin'." "That's it." "You heard Marsellus... threw Tony Rocky Horror out of a fourth-story window for giving me a foot massage ?" " Mm-hmm." " And you believe that ?" "[ Chuckles ] Well, at the time I was told it sounded reasonable." "Marsellus throwing Tony out of a fourth-story window... for massaging my feet seemed reasonable ?" "No, it seemed excessive, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen." "I understand that Marsellus is very protective of you." "A husband being protective of his wife is one thing." "A husband almost killing another man for touching his wife's feet is something else." "But did it happen ?" "Only thing Antwan ever touched of mine was my hand when he shook it... at my wedding." "Really ?" "Truth is, nobody knows why Marsellus threw Tony out that window... except Marsellus and Tony." "When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Now the moment you've all been waiting for." "The world-famous Jackrabbit Slim's twist contest." "[ Applause ]" "Now, this is where one lucky couple... will win this handsome trophy that Marilyn here is holding." "Now, who will be our first contestants ?" " Right here !" " [ Man ] All right !" " I wanna dance." " No, no, no, no, no." "No, no, no, no, no." "I do believe Marsellus, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted." "Now I wanna dance;" "I wanna win;" "I want that trophy." " So dance good." " All right." "You asked for it." " So dance good." " All right." "You asked for it." "Let's hear it for our first contestants." "Now let's meet our first contestants here this evening." "Young lady, what is your name ?" "Mrs. Mia Wallace." "And how 'bout your fella here ?" "Vincent Vega." "All right, let's see what you can do." "Take it away !" " [ Woman ] Go for it." " [ Man ] Come on !" "[ "You Never Can Tell" ]" "It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well" "You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle" "And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell" "C'est la vie say the old folks It goes to show you never can tell" "They furnished off an apartment with a two-room Roebucks sale" "The 'coolerador was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale" "But when Pierre found work the little money comin' worked out well" "C'est la vie say the old folks It goes to show you never can tell" "They had a hi-fi phono and boy did they let it blast" "Seven hundred little records all rock, rhythm and jazz" "But when the sun went down the rapid tempo of the music fell" "C'est la vie say the old folks It goes to show you never can tell" "They had a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well" "You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle" "[ Sighs ]" "[ Alarm Faintly Beeping ]" "[ Beeping Stops ]" "[ Both Laughing ]" "Is that what you call an uncomfortable silence ?" "I don't know what you call that." " [ Chuckles ]" " Drinks !" "Music !" "I'm gonna take a piss." "That's a little bit more information than I needed, but go right ahead." "Girl" "Bomp, bomp, bom" "You'll be a woman soon" "I love you so much Can't count all the ways" "I'd die for you, girl and all they can say is" "[ Singing With Tape ] He's not your kind" "You never get tired of putting me down and I never know when I come around" "What I'm gonna find" "Don't let them make up your mind" "Don't you know, girl" "You'll be a woman soon" "One drink, and that's it." "Don't be rude." "Drink your drink, but do it quickly." "Say good night..." "and go home." "You'll be a woman soon" "Soon" "You'll be a woman" "I've been misunderstood for all of my life" "But what they're sayin', girl it cuts like a knife" "The boy's no good" "Well, I've finally have found what I been lookin' for" "But if they get a chance they'll end it for sure Sure they would" "Baby, I've done all I could" "[ Sighs ] You see, this is a moral test of oneself." "Whether or not you can maintain loyalty." "Because... being loyal is very important." "You never get tired of putting me down and I never know when I come around" "What I'm gonna find" "Don't let them make up your mind" "Don't you know, girl" "You'll be a woman soon" "Please" "Come take my hand" "Girl" "You'll be a woman soon" "Please" "Come take my hand" " Hello." " Girl" "So, you're gonna go out there and you're gonna say, "Good night." "I've had a very lovely evening."" "Walk out the door, get in the car, go home, jerk off, and that's all you gonna do." "Now it's up to you, girl" "You'll be a woman soon" " Please - [ Sniffing ]" "Come take my hand" " Girl - [ Moans ]" " You'll be a woman soon - [ Breathing Heavily ]" "Soon" "You'll be a woman" "[ Bathroom Door Opens ]" "All right, Mia." "So listen, I gotta go, all right ?" "Oh, Jesus fucking Christ." "You fu-- Oh, Jesus Christ !" "Oh, fuck me." "Fuck me !" "Oh" " Come on, girl." "We're gettin' outta here." "We gotta walk now." "[ Tires Screeching ]" "Don't fuckin' die on me, Mia !" "Fuck !" "[ Dialing ]" "Answer." " [ Telephone Ringing ] - [ Man On Television ] Have you got the ring ?" " Why, certainly." " Join hands, you two lovebirds." " [ Ringing Continues ] - [ Woman ] Please !" "Please !" "Yes, yes." "Hold hands, you lovebirds." " [ Ringing Continues ] - [ People On Television Yelling, Shouting ]" "[ Ringing ]" "Fuck you, Lance !" "Answer !" " [ Ringing Continues ] - [ Yelling, Shouting Continue ]" "[ Woman ] Now what do you say ?" "[ Man ] I give up !" "I'll marry you !" " [ Ringing Continues ] - [ Jody ] Lance !" "The goddamn phone's ringing !" "I can hear it." "I thought you told those fuckin' assholes never to call here this late !" "Yeah, I told them." "And that is exactly what I'm going to tell this fucking asshole right now." " [ Woman On Television ] Don't you dare strike me !" " Hello." "Lance !" "Vincent." "I'm in big fuckin' trouble, man." "I'm coming to your house." "W-Whoa." "Whoa." "Hold your horses, man." "W-What's the problem ?" " I got this chick, she's fuckin' O.D.in' on me !" " Well, don't bring her here !" "I'm not even joking with you !" "Do not be bringing some fucked-up pooh-bah to my house !" " No choice." " Wh" " She's O.D.in' ?" " She's fuckin' dyin' on me, man !" " [ Man On TV ] Just dandy." "Okay, then you bite the fuckin' bullet, take her to a hospital and call a lawyer." " Negative !" " This is not my fuckin' problem, man !" "You fucked her up, you fuckin' deal with this !" "Uh, are you talkin' to me on a cellular phone ?" "I don't know you." "Who is this ?" "Don't come here !" "I'm hanging up the phone !" "Prank caller !" "Prank caller !" "[ Tires Screeching, Engine Racing ]" " [ Loud Crash ] - [ Jody ] What the hell was that ?" "Have you lost your fucking mind ?" " You were talking about drug shit on a cellular phone !" " Lance, help me." " You crashed your car into my fucking house !" " Grab her feet." "Are you deaf ?" "You are not bringing this fucked-up bitch into my house !" "This "fucked-up bitch" is Marsellus Wallace's wife." " Do you know who Marsellus Wallace is ?" " Yeah." "If she croaks on me, I am a fucking grease spot !" "I will be forced to tell him that you did not help and let her die on your lawn." "Now, come on." "Help me, help me." "Pick her up." " Shit." " [ Grunts ]" "Lance !" "Shit." "It's 1:30 in the goddamn morning." "What the fuck's going on out here ?" "Who's she ?" "Go to the fridge and get the thing with the adrenalin shot." " What's wrong with her ?" " She's O.D.ing !" " Get her outta here !" " [ Together ] Get the shot !" " Fuck you !" "Fuck you too !" " What a fuckin' bitch." "Just keep talking to her, all right ?" "She's gettin' the shot." "I'm going to go get my little black medical book." "What the fuck you need a medical book for ?" "I've never had to give an adrenalin shot before !" "I don't go joy-poppin' with bubble-gummers !" "My friends can handle their highs !" " Get the shot !" " I am, if you'll let me !" " I ain't stopping you !" " Stop talking to me." "Start talking to her !" " Get the shot !" " All right !" " [ Vincent ] Hurry up." "We're losing her !" " I'm looking as fast as I can !" "[ Jody ] What's he looking for ?" " [ Vincent ] I don't know." "Some book." " What are you looking for ?" " A little black medical book." " What are you looking for ?" "My little black medical book !" "It's like a textbook they give to nurses." " I never saw no medical book." " Trust me." "I have one." " If it's so important, why don't you keep it with the shot ?" " I don't know !" " Stop bothering me !" " While you're looking, that girl's gonna die on our carpet." "You're never gonna find anything in this mess !" " I'm gonna fucking kill you if you don't shut up !" " Lance, get in here !" " Right ?" "Pig." " Get the fuck outta my way." " Quit fuckin' around and give her the shot." " While I'm doing this, you take off her shirt and find her heart." " Does it gotta be exact ?" " We're giving her a shot in the heart, so it's gotta be exact." "I don't know exactly where her heart is." "I think it's right here." " That's it." " All right, what I need is a big, fat magic marker." " You got it ?" " What ?" "A magic marker." "A felt pen !" "A fuckin' black magic marker !" "Christ." " Come on, man." "Hurry up !" " Fuck !" "Okay, okay." "Okay." "I think it's ready." " Hurry up, man." " I'll tell you what to do." " You're gonna give her the shot." " No, you're gonna give her the shot." " I ain't giving her the shot." "I never done this before." " I never done this either !" "I ain't starting now !" "You brought her here." "You give her the shot." "The day I bring an O.D.ing bitch to your house, then I give her the shot." "Give it to me." "Give me that." "All right, tell me what to do." "Okay, you're giving her an injection of adrenalin straight to her heart." " But she's got a breastplate-- You gotta pierce through that." " [ Thumping ]" "You gotta bring the needle down in a stabbing motion." " I gotta" " I gotta stab her three times ?" " No, just stab her once !" "But it's gotta be hard enough to get through her breastplate into her heart." "Once you do that, you p-press down on the p-plunger." " Okay." "Then what happens ?" " Kinda curious about that myself." "This ain't no fuckin' joke !" "Am I gonna kill her ?" " She's supposed to come out of it like that." "It's" " All right, count to three." " All right." "Ready ?" " One." "[ Vincent Panting ]" "Two." "Three !" " [ Loud Thump ] - [ Gasps, Screams ]" "[ Gasping Continues ]" "[ Coughs, Gasps ]" "If you're all right, then say something." "Something." "[ Chuckles ] That was fuckin' trippy." "[ Chuckles ]" " Ohh." " Oh, man." "[ Car Pulls Up ]" "[ Door Opens, Closes ]" " [ Engine Stops ] - [ Door Opens, Closes ]" "Mia." "Mia." "What's" "What's your thoughts on-- on-- on how to handle this ?" "What's yours ?" "Well, I'm of the opinion that if Marsellus lived his whole life, he doesn't need to know nothing about this incident." "If Marsellus knew about this incident," "I'd be in as much trouble as you." "I seriously doubt that." "I can keep a secret if you can." "Shake on it ?" "Mum's the word ?" "Cool." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack." "Vincent." "Do you wanna hear my Fox Force Five joke ?" "Sure." "Except I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh." "No, you won't laugh 'cause it's not funny." "But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it." " I can't wait." " Okay." "Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street." "Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato." "Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry." "Goes back and squishes him and says," ""Ketchup."" "[ Weak Chuckle ]" "Ketchup." "See you around." "[ Dog Barking ]" "Oh, that Paddlefoot." "He funny, silly dog." "He think totem pole alive !" "[ Giggling ] He arctic tenderfoot !" "[ Laughing ] That totem pole been here forever !" " [ Woman ] Butch ?" " [ Paddlefoot Barking ]" "[ Man On Television ] One more thing, and we'll start for" " Butch, stop watching TV for a second." " Yeah ?" " You've got a special visitor." " [ TV ] Stand up." "Stand up." "Now, do you remember when I told you your daddy died in a P.O.W. camp ?" "Well, this here is Captain Koons." "He was in the P.O.W. camp with Daddy." "Hello, little man." "Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you." "See, I was a good friend of your dad's." "We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together... over five years." "Hopefully... you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were... for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other." "If it'd been me who'd-- not made it," "Major Coolidge'd be talking right now to my son Jim." "But the way it turned out, I'm talking to you." "Butch..." "I got something for ya." "This watch I got here... was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War." "It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee." "Made by the first company to ever make wristwatches." "Up 'til then, people just carried pocket watches." "It was bought by Private Doughboy Erine Coolidge... on the day he set sail for Paris." "This was your great-grandfather's war watch, and he wore it every day he was in that war, and... when he'd done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it in an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed... until your granddad, Dane Coolidge, was called upon by his country... to go overseas and fight the Germans once again." "This time they called it World War ll." "Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck." "Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's." "Dane was a Marine, and he was killed... along with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island." "Your granddad was facing death." "He knew it." "None of those boys ever had any illusions about leaving that island alive, so three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport, name of Winocki-- a man he'd never met before in his life" "to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch." "Three days later, your granddad was dead, but Winocki kept his word." "After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father his dad's gold watch." "This watch." "This watch was on your daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi." "He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp." "He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch, it'd be confiscated, taken away." "The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright." "He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something-- his ass." "Five long years he wore this watch up his ass." "Then he died of dysentery-- He give me the watch." "I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years." "Then... after seven years, I was sent home to my family and... now..." "little man, I give the watch to you." " [ Bell Rings ] - [ Gasps ]" "[ Crowd Cheering ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Cheering Continues ]" "It's time, Butch." "[ Exhaling ]" "[ Ring Announcer ] ln the heavyweight division," " in the right corner wearing the blue trunks, - [ Grunts ] weighing 210 pounds," "Floyd Ray Wilson !" " [ Crowd Cheering, Yelling ] - [ Bell Rings ]" "[ Announcer ] It's official." "It's official." " Wilson is dead !" " [ Announcer #2 ] Well, Dan, that had to be the bloodiest, hands down, the most brutal fight this city's ever seen." "Coolidge was out of there faster than I've ever seen a victorious boxer leave the ring." " Do you think he knew Wilson was dead ?" " My guess would be yes." "I could see the frenzy in his eyes give way to the realization of what he was doing." " I think any man would've left the ring that fast." " Do you feel this tragedy... is gonna affect the world of boxing ?" "A tragedy like this can't help but shake the world of boxing to its very foundations." "It's of paramount importance, during the sad weeks ahead, the eyes of the W.B.A. remain" "[ Crowd Cheering, Yelling Continues ]" " [ Engine Starts ] - [ Tires Screeching ]" "[ Horn Honking ]" "[ Man ] Man, you know I didn't" " Marsellus." " No, it wasn't." "I didn't do it." "I didn't do it." " How you doing ?" " Great." "I never thanked you for dinner." " What you got ?" " He booked." " His trainer ?" " Says he don't know nothin'." "I believe him." " I think Butch surprised his ass same as us." " No, we don't wanna "think."" "We wanna know." "Take him to the kennel, sic the dogs on his ass." "We'll find out for goddamn sure what he knows and what he don't." "Butch's search-- How do you want it done ?" "I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that motherfucker." "If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice... ready to pop a cap in his ass." "I will take care of it." "Mister." " Hey, mister." " What ?" "You were in that fight, the fight on the radio." " You're the fighter ?" " Whatever gave you that idea ?" "No, come on." "You're him." "I know you're him." "Tell me you're him." "I'm him." "You killed the other boxing man." "He's dead ?" "The radio said he was dead." "Sorry about that, Floyd." "What does it feel like ?" "What does what feel like ?" "Killing a man." "Beating another man to death with your bare hands." "What are you, a weirdo ?" "No." "It is a subject I have much interest in." "You are the first person I have ever met who has killed somebody." "So ?" " What does it feel like to kill a man ?" " [ Sniffs ]" "I'll tell you what." "Give me one of them cigarettes you got up there, and I'll tell you all about it." "So, Esmarelda..." "Villa Lobos-- Is that Mexican ?" "The name is Spanish, but I am Colombian." " That's some handle you got there, honey." " Thank you." "And what is your name ?" "Butch." "Butch." " What does it mean ?" " I'm an American, honey." "Our names don't mean shit." "So, moving right along," "Esmarelda, what is it you want to know ?" " I want to know what it feels like to kill a man." " I couldn't tell ya." "Didn't know he was dead 'til you told me he was dead." "Now that I know he's dead, you wanna know how I feel about it ?" "I don't feel the least bit bad about it." "What the fuck'd I tell ya ?" "Huh ?" "As soon as the word got out the fix was in, man, the odds went through the roof." "I know." "I know." "Unbelievable." "Hey, fuck him, Scotty." "If he was a better boxer, he'd still be alive." "If he never laced up his gloves, which he never shoulda done in the first fuckin' place, he'd still be alive." "[ Hawks, Spits ]" "Yeah, well, who gives a fuck ?" "It's over now." "Yeah, well, enough about the poor, unfortunate Mr. Floyd." "Let's talk about the rich and prosperous Mr. Butch." "How many bookies did you lay it around on ?" "All eight ?" "How long to collect ?" "So you'll have it all by tomorrow night ?" "No, I understand." "A few stragglers aside." "Oh, fuck, Scotty, that is good news." "That is great news, man." "Yeah." "Mm-hmm." "No, me and Fabienne are gonna leave in the morning." "It'll probably take us a couple days to get down to Knoxville." "Okay, my brother." "[ Laughing ] You're right." "You're goddamn right." "All right, Scotty, next time I see you, it'll be on Tennessee time." "Cool, brother." "$45.60." "And, uh, here's a little something for the effort." "Now, if anybody asks you who your fare was tonight, what are you gonna say ?" "The truth." "Three well-dressed, slightly toasted Mexicans." "Bonsoir, Esmarelda Villa Lobos." "Buenas Noches, Butch." "Whew." "Keep the light off." " Is that better, Sugar Pop ?" " Oui." " [ Siren Wailing ln Distance ] - [ Dog Barking ]" "Hard day at the office ?" "Pretty hard." "Got in a fight." "Poor baby." "Can you make spoons ?" "You know what ?" "I was thinkin' about takin' a shower." " I'm stinking' like a dog over here." " I like the way you stink." "Let me take this jacket off." " I was looking at myself in the mirror." " Uh-huh." "I wish I had a pot." "You were looking at yourself in the mirror, and you wish you had some pot ?" "A pot. [ Giggles ] A pot belly." "Pot bellies are sexy." "Well, you should be happy, [ Grunts ] 'cause you have one." "Shut up, fatso." "I don't have a pot." "I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star."" "It's not the same thing." "I didn't know there was such a difference between a pot belly and a tummy." "The difference is huge." "[ Kissing ] Would you like it if I had a pot belly ?" "No." "Pot bellies make a man look either oafish or like a gorilla." "But on a woman a pot belly's very sexy." "The rest of you is normal-- normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass-- but with a big, perfectly round pot belly." "If I had one, I'd wear a T-shirt two sizes too small... to accentuate it." "You think men would find that attractive ?" "I don't give a damn what men find attractive." "It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye... is seldom the same." "[ Sighs ]" "If you had a pot belly, I would punch you in it." " You'd punch me in the belly ?" " Right in the belly." "Ohh !" "I'd smother you !" " I'd drop it right on your face 'til you couldn't breathe !" " [ Laughing ]" " You'd do that ?" " Yeah." " Promise ?" " Yeah." "[ Moaning Softly ]" " Mmm." " Mmm." "[ Moaning, Laughing ]" "Oh." "[ Inhaling ]" "[ Grunting ]" "Did you get everything ?" " Yes, I did." " Good job, Sugar Pop." "Did everything go as planned ?" " You didn't listen to the" " Ow !" " [ Giggles ]" "You didn't listen to the radio ?" "I never listen to your fights." "Were you the winner ?" "I won, all right." " Are you still retiring ?" " Sure am." "So it all worked out in the finish." "We're not at the finish yet, baby." "[ Moaning ]" "We're in a lot of danger, aren't we ?" "If they find us, they'll kill us, won't they ?" "But they won't find us, will they ?" "Do you still want me to go with you ?" "I don't want to be a burden or a nuisance." "It's" "[ Moans ]" "Say it." " [ Moans ]" " Fabienne," "I want you to be with me." " Forever ?" " Forever and ever." "Do you love me ?" "Very, very much." "[ Moaning ]" " Butch." " Yes ?" "Will you give me oral pleasure ?" "Will you kiss it ?" "But you first." " Okay." " Okay." "[ Moans ]" "Butch." "Mon amour." "L'aventure commence." "[ Moaning Continues ]" " [ Shower Water Running ] - [ Butch Grunting ]" "[ Butch ] I think I cracked a rib." " Giving me oral pleasure ?" " No, retard, from the fight." " Don't call me "retard." - [ Slurred Voice ] My name is Fabby." " My name is Fabienne !" " Stop it." " Stop it !" " My name is Fabi" "Shut up, fuckhead !" "I hate that mongoloid voice." "Okay, okay." "Sorry, sorry, sorry." " [ Water Stops ] - [ Butch ] I take it back." "Will you hand me a dry towel, Miss Beautiful Tulip ?" " Oh, I like that." "I like being called a tulip." " [ Coughs ]" ""Tulip" is much better than "mongoloid."" "I didn't call you a mongoloid." "I called you a retard." "And I took it back." " [ Grunts ]" " Butch ?" "Yes, Lemon Pie ?" " Where are we going to go ?" " Well, I'm not sure yet." "Wherever you want." "We're gonna get a lot of money from this, but it ain't gonna be the kind of money... that we can live like hogs in the fathouse forever." "I was thinking maybe we could go down someplace in the South Pacific." "Kind of money we're gonna have's gonna carry us a long way down there." " If we wanted, we could live in Bora Bora ?" " You betcha." "And if after a while you didn't dig that, we could go someplace else." "Maybe Tahiti, Mexico." "But I do not speak Spanish." "Well, you do not speak Bora-Boran either." "Besides, Mexican's easy." " ¿ Donde esta el zapateria ?" " What does that mean ?" "Where is the shoe store?" " ¿ Donde esta" " Spit, please." "[ Spits ]" " ¿ Donde esta el zapateria ?" " Excellent pronunciation." " Mmm." " [ Giggles ]" "You'll be my little mamacita in no time." " [ Yawning ] ¿ Que hora es ?" " ¿ Que hora es ?" " What time is it ?" " What time is it ?" "Time for bed." "Sweet dreams, jellybean." "[ Spits ]" "Butch ?" "Never mind." "[ Brushing ]" "[ Motorbike Engines Racing, Explosions On TV ]" "Aah !" "[ Panting ]" "Merde !" "You startled me." "Did you have a bad dream ?" " [ Yawns ] - [ Motorcycle Engines, Explosions Continue ]" "[ Panting Continues ]" " What is this you're watching ?" " A motorcycle movie." "I'm not sure the name." " Are you watching it ?" " In a way." "It's a little early in the morning for explosions and war." " What was it about ?" " How should I know ?" "You were the one watching it." " No, imbecile, what was your dream about ?" " I don't know." "I don't remember." "It's really rare that I remember my dreams." "Well, let's look at the grumpy man in the morning." "[ Both Moaning ]" "[ Fabienne ] Why don't you get up and we'll get some breakfast." "One more kiss, and I'll get up." "[ Moans ]" " Satisfied ?" " [ Exhaling ] Yep." " [ Grunts ] Get up, lazy bones !" " Ohh !" " Ohh." "God." " [ Giggles ]" " What time is it ?" " Almost nine in the morning." " What time does our train arrive ?" " Eleven." " You know what I'm gonna have for breakfast ?" " What, Lemon Pie ?" "I'm gonna order a big plate of blueberry pancakes... with maple syrup, eggs over easy and five sausages." "Anything to drink with that ?" "Wow, that looks nice." "[ Giggles ]" "To drink" " A tall glass of orange juice... and a black cup of coffee." " After that, I'm going to have a slice of pie." " Pie for breakfast ?" " [ Laughing ]" " Any time of the day is a good time for pie." "Blueberry pie to go with the pancakes." "And on top, a thin slice of melted cheese." "Where's my watch ?" "It's there." " No, it's not." " Have you looked ?" "Yes, I've fuckin' looked." "What the fuck do you think I'm doin' ?" "You sure you got it ?" "Yes." "Bedside table drawer." " On the little kangaroo ?" " Yes, it was on the little kangaroo." "Yeah, well, it's not here now." " [ Rummaging ]" " Well, it should be." "Yes, it most definitely should be, but it's not here now !" "So where the fuck is it ?" "Fabienne, where's my father's fucking watch ?" "Do you have any idea what he had to go through to get me that watch ?" "I don't have time to go into it, but he went through a lot." "All this other shit you could've set on fire, but I specifically reminded you not to forget the fucking watch." "Now think." " Did you get it ?" " I believe so." ""You believe so" ?" "What the fuck does that mean ?" "You either did or didn't get it." "Then I did." "Are you sure ?" "No." "Fuck !" "Fuck !" "Fuck !" "Motherfucker !" "Motherfuckin'- [ Screaming ] - [ Crash ]" "Do you know how fucking stupid you fucking are ?" "No !" "[ Grunts ]" "It's not your fault." "You left it at the apartment." "If you left it at the apartment, it's not your fault." "I had you bring a bunch of stuff." "[ Exhaling ]" "I reminded you about it, but I didn't illustrate how personal the watch was to me." "If all I gave a fuck about was the watch, I shoulda told you that." "You're not a mind reader." "Are you ?" "[ Sniffling ]" "I" " I'm sorry." "Don't be." "Just means I can't have breakfast with you." "Why does it mean that ?" "Because I gotta go back to my apartment and get my watch." "Won't the gangsters be looking for you there ?" "Well, that's what I'm gonna find out." "If they are, and I don't think I can handle it, then I'll split." "I saw your watch." "I thought I brought it." "I'm so sorry." "Here's some money." "Go out and get those pancakes." "Have a nice breakfast." "I'll take your Honda." "I'll be back before you can say "blueberry pie."" "Blueberry pie." "Maybe not that fast." " But pretty fast." "Okay ?" " Okay." " Bye." " Bye." "Shit !" "Of all the fuckin' things she could fuckin' forget, she forgets my father's watch !" "I specifically reminded her-- bedside table, on the kangaroo." "I said the words:" ""Don't forget my father's watch."" "[ Tires Screeching ]" "[ Engine Stops ]" "[ Radio Announcer ] Visit the Jackrabbit Slim's nearest you..." "[ Car Horn Playing "La Cucaracha" ]" "[ Radio Announcer ] i EI burro !" "[ Ice Cream Truck Bells ]" "[ Children Playing, Crying ]" "[ Woman, Children Talking ]" " [ Girl Talking ] - [ Dog Barking ]" "[ Woman Continues Talking ]" "Lookin' good, Butch." "[ Toilet Flushes ]" "[ Crash, Glass Shattering ]" "[ Smoke Alarm Beeping ]" "[ Beeping Continues ]" "[ Beeping Continues, Faint ]" "[ Baby Talking ]" " [ Engine Starts ] - [ Radio: "Flowers On The Wall" ]" "If I were walkin' in your shoes" "Countin' flowers on the wall That don't bother me at all" "Playin' solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of fifty-one" "That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch." " Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo" " They keep underestimating' ya." "Now don't tell me" "[ Singing Along ] Countin' flowers on the wall" "That don't bother me at all" "Playin' solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of fifty-one" "Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo" "Now don't tell me" "I've nothin' to do" "It's good to see you I must go" "I know I look a fright" " Anyway my eyes" " Motherfucker." " Are not accustomed" " Uhh !" "[ Tires Screeching ]" " [ Woman ] Do you think he's dead ?" " He's dead." " Oh, my God." " He's dead." "If you need someone to go to court, I'll be glad to help." "That guy was a drunken maniac." "He hit you, then he crashed into that car." " Who ?" " Him." "I'll be damned." "[ Women Screaming ]" "[ Grunting, Panting ]" " [ Gunshot ]" " Ohh !" "[ Woman Screaming ]" " Aaaah !" "I'm shot !" " [ Grunting ]" "[ Screaming Continues ]" "[ Grunting, Groaning ]" " [ Grunts ] - [ Gunshot ]" " [ Man ] Sally !" "Sally !" " [ Grunting Continues ]" "[ Panting ]" " [ Gunshot ]" " Aaah !" "[ Radio:" "Whistling ]" "[ Marsellus, Muffled ] Motherfucker !" " [ Door Bells Jingling ] - [ Panting ]" " Can I help you with somethin' ?" " Shut the fuck up." "Now you just wait a goddamn minute, now !" "What the fuck you up to ?" " Come here, motherfucker !" " [ Both Grunting, Groaning ]" " [ Marsellus Groaning ]" " You feel that sting, huh, big boy ?" "That's pride fuckin' with you, see ?" "You gotta fight through that shit !" "[ Grunting ] Huh ?" " You'd better kill me" " Yeah, somebody's gonna get killed." "Somebody's gonna get their motherfucking' head blown to- [ Shotgun Cocks ]" " Hold it right there, goddamn it." " This ain't none of your business, mister." " I'm makin' it my business." " Toss the weapon." " You don't understand, man." "Toss the weapon." "[ Panting ]" "[ Woman On Radio ] It's time" " To find love" " Take your foot off the nigger," " [ Music Continues ] - put your hand behind your head, approach the counter right now." " This motherfucker's trying to..." " [ Groans ] kill me." "Shut up." "Keep comin'." "Come on." "If love ls shelter" "[ Radio:" "Whistling ]" "Zed." "Maynard." "Yeah, the spider just caught a couple flies." "Whoa, my angel" "[ Receiver Hangs Up ]" "Down to you" "Down to you" "[ Both Grunting, Groaning ]" "[ Coughing ]" "[ Gagging ]" "Nobody kills anybody in my place of business..." " except me or Zed." " [ Doorbell Chimes ]" "That's Zed." "[ Door Bells Jingling ]" " [ Zed ] I thought you said you waited for me." " [ Maynard ] I did." "[ Footsteps Descending Stairs ]" "[ Zed ] Then how come they're all beat up ?" "They did that to each other, man." "They came in fighting'." "Now, this 'un right here, he was gonna shoot that one." "Is that right ?" "You gonna shoot him, boy ?" "Huh ?" "Hey, is Grace all right out front ?" " Yeah." "It ain't Tuesday, is it ?" " No, it's Thursday." " She oughta be fine." " Mmm." "[ Sighs ] Well, bring out the Gimp." "I think the Gimp's sleepin'." "Then I guess you'll just have to go wake him up now, won't you ?" "Get up." "Get down." "[ Tapping Fingers ]" "Which one of 'em you wanna do first ?" " [ Tapping Fingers ] - [ Zed ] I ain't for sure yet." "[ Whispering ] Eenie-meenie-minie-mo, catch a nigger... by his toe." "If he hollers, let him go." "Eenie-meenie-minie-mo." "My mother said... pick the perfect one, and... you... are... it." "[ Zed ] Guess that means you, big boy." "[ Muffled ] Fuck you !" " [ Muffled Mumbling ]" " Shh." " You wanna do it in here ?" " No, let's take him back to Russell's old room." "Sounds good to me." "[ Muffled Yelling ]" "[ Grunting ]" "You keep an eye on this 'un." "[ Sniffs ]" "[ Radio: "Comanche" by The Revels ]" "[ Zed, Maynard Talking, Yelling ]" " [ Grunting ] - [ Talking, Yelling Continue ]" "[ Loud, Rhythmic Grunting ]" " [ Giggling ] - [ Grunting Continues ] Yeah !" "[ Grunting, Straining ]" "[ Zed Shouting ] Now !" "Go !" "Come on, motherfucker !" " Now, motherfucker !" "Aaah !" "[ Grunting ] - [ Giggling Continues ]" " [ Slapping ] - [ Zed Shouting ] Come on !" "Yeah !" " [ Music Continues ] - [ Muffled Yelling ]" " [ Grunting Continues ] - [ Zed ] Yeah !" "[ Slapping, Grunting Continue ]" " Ohh !" " Yeah !" " [ Music Continues, Faint ] - [ Zed, Faint ] Yeah !" "Yeah !" "Yeee !" "Yeeee-hah !" "[ Yelling Continues ]" "[ Door Bells Jingling ]" "[ Loud Grunt, Yelling ]" "[ Grunting, Yelling Continue ]" "[ Zed ] Yeah !" "[ Yelling Continues ]" "[ Loud, Rhythmic Grunting Continues ]" "Come on !" "Get down there !" "Aaah !" "Do it !" "Yeah !" "[ Music Continues, Louder ]" "[ Zed Shouting ] Yeah !" "Yeah !" "[ Yelling Continues ]" "[ Marsellus Screaming, Muffled ]" " [ Maynard ] Shut the fuck up !" " [ Screaming Continues ]" "[ Maynard ] Fuck him !" "[ Zed ] Come on !" " [ Marsellus Groaning, Muffled ]" " Fuck him." "Yeah." "[ Continues Yelling, Stops ]" "Aaaaah !" "[ Groaning ]" " Aaaaah !" " [ Music Stops ]" "[ Groans ]" " [ Groans ] - [ Thud ]" "You want that gun, don't ya, Zed ?" "Huh ?" "Go ahead and pick it up." "Go ahead." "Pick it up." "[ Breathing Heavily ]" "Come on-- Thatta boy !" "I want you to pick it up, Zed." "[ Shotgun Cocking ]" " [ Breathing Slowly ]" " Step aside, Butch." "[ Zed Wheezing ]" "Fuck !" "[ Groaning ]" " You okay ?" " [ Groaning Continues ]" "No, man." "I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay." "[ Zed Screams ]" "[ Loud, High-Pitched Scream ]" " [ Groaning Continues ]" " What now ?" ""What now" ?" " Let me tell you what now." " [ Groaning, Coughing ]" "I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggers... to go to work on the homes here... with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch." "You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy ?" "I ain't through with you by a damn sight !" "I'm gonna get medieval on your ass." "I meant what now between me and you." "Oh, that "what now."" " I tell you what now between me and you." " [ Wheezing ]" "There is no me and you." "Not no more." "[ Groaning, Coughing ]" "So, are we cool ?" "Yeah, we cool." " [ Loud Groan ]" " Two things." "Don't tell nobody about this." "This shit is between me, you... and Mr. "Soon-To-Be-Livin' The-Rest-Of-His-Short-Ass- Life-ln-Agonizing-Pain"... rapist here." "It ain't nobody else's business." "Two:" "You leave town tonight." "Right now." "And when you gone, you stay gone," " or you be gone." " [ Loud Groan, Coughing ]" "You lost all your L.A. privileges." "Deal ?" "Deal." "Get your ass outta here." "[ Zed Wheezing ]" "[ Groaning ]" "[ Groaning Continues ]" "Oh, shit." "[ Door Bells Jingling ]" "[ Engine Starts ]" "[ Engine Stops ]" "Fabienne !" "[ Groans ]" "Fabienne !" "[ Groaning Continues ]" "Fabienne !" "Come on, baby." " Come on." "Get your shit." "We gotta go right now." " I was so worried." " What about our bags ?" " Fuck the bags; if we don't split right now, we'll miss the train." " I'll be downstairs." " Is everything well ?" " Just come on !" "No talking now !" " Are we in danger ?" "[ Groaning Continues ]" "Come on, honey !" "Where did you get this motorcycle ?" " It's not a motorcycle, baby." "It's a chopper." "Let's go." " What happened to my Honda ?" "I'm sorry, baby, I had to crash that Honda." "Will you come on now, please ?" "Come on." "Let's go, let's go, let's go." " You're hurt ?" " No, no, I might've broken my nose." "It's no biggie." "Come on." "Hop on." "Baby, please, we" "Honey, we gotta hit the fuckin' road !" "Get on !" " Oh, baby, I'm sorry." "Come here, come here." " [ Weeping Quietly ]" "I'm sorry." "Mmm." " I'm so sorry." " You were gone so long, I started to think dreadful thoughts." "I didn't mean to worry you." "Everything's fine." " How was your breakfast ?" " It was good." "Did you get the blueberry pancakes ?" "They didn't have blueberry;" "I had to get buttermilk." "Are you sure you're okay ?" "Since I left you, this has been, without a doubt, the single weirdest fuckin' day of my life-- I'll tell you all about it." "Gotta go." "Come on." "Butch, whose motorcycle is this ?" " It's a chopper, baby." " Whose chopper is this ?" " Zed's." " Who's Zed ?" "Zed's dead, baby." "Zed's dead." "[ Engine Starts ]" "[ Jules ] Yes, you did, Brett !" "You tried to fuck him, and Marsellus Wallace don't liked to be fucked... by anybody except Mrs. Wallace." " Oh, God, please." "I don't wanna die." " You read the Bible, Brett ?" " [ Whimpering ] Yes !" " Well, there's this passage I got memorized." "Sorta fits the occasion." "Ezekiel 25:17." ""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides... by the inequities of the selfish..." " and the tyranny of evil men." " [ Whimpering Continues ]" "Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper... and the finder of lost children." "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... and furious anger... those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers." "And you will know My name is the Lord... when I lay My vengeance upon thee."" " [ Groans Loudly ] - [ Gunshots ]" "[ Screams ]" "I'm fucked." "Oh, fuck." "Oh, fuck." " [ Vincent ] ls he a friend of yours ?" " Oh, goddamn." "Goddamn." "[ Jules ] Hmm ?" "Oh." "Vincent, Marvin." "Marvin, Vincent." " Better tell him to shut up." "He's gettin' on my nerves." " Fuck. [ Muttering ]" "Marvin." "Marvin !" "I'd knock that shit off if I was you." " [ Door Slams ]" " Die, you motherfuckers !" "Die !" "[ Hammer Clicking ]" "Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom ?" "Slip your mind ?" "Did you forget that someone was in there... with a goddamn hand cannon ?" "You see the size of that gun he fired at us ?" "It was bigger than him." "We should be fuckin' dead, man." "I know." "We was lucky." "No, no, no, no." "That shit wasn't luck." " Yeah, maybe." " This was divine intervention." "You know what divine intervention is ?" "I think so." "That means that God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets." "That's right." "That's exactly what it means." "God came down from Heaven and stopped these motherfuckin' bullets." "I think it's time for us to leave, Jules." "Don't do that." "Don't fuckin' blow this shit off !" " What just happened here was a fuckin' miracle !" " Chill." "This shit happens." "Wrong !" "Wrong." "This shit doesn't "just happen."" "Do you want to continue this theological discussion in a car... or in a jailhouse with the cops ?" "We should be fuckin' dead, my friend !" "What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it !" "All right, it was a miracle." "Can we go now ?" "Let's go, nigger !" "Come on !" "Shit." "[ Vincent ] You ever seen that show Cops ?" "I was watching it one time, and there was this cop on, and he was talkin' about this gunfight he had in the hallway with this guy, right ?" "He just unloaded on this guy and nothin' happened." "He didn't hit nothin'." "Okay ?" "It was just him and this guy." "I mean, you know, it's, it's freaky, but it happens." "You wanna play blind man, go walk with the shepherd, but me, my eyes are wide fuckin' open." " What the fuck does that mean ?" " It means that's it for me." "From here on in, you can consider my ass retired." " Jesus Christ." "Goddamn it." " Don't blaspheme." " I said, don't do that !" " Hey, why are you fuckin' freakin' out on us ?" "Look, I'm tellin' Marsellus today-- I'm through." " Why don't you tell him at the same time why ?" " Don't worry, I will." " And I bet you $10,000 he laughs his ass off." " I don't give a damn if he does." "[ Sighs ] Marvin, what do you make of all this ?" "Man, I don't even have an opinion." "You gotta have an opinion." "You think God came down from Heaven and stopped- [ Gunshot ]" " What the fuck's happenin' ?" " Aw, shit, man !" " Aw, man !" " Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face." " Why the fuck'd you do that ?" "I didn't mean it." "It was an accident." " Man, I seen some crazy-ass shit in my time, but this" " Chill out, man !" "It was an accident." "We probably went over a bump or somethin'." "The car ain't hit no motherfuckin' bump." "I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch." "The gun went off." "Look at this fuckin' mess !" "We're on a city street in broad daylight here !" " I don't believe it !" " Well, believe it now, motherfucker !" "We gotta get this car off the road." "Cops notice shit like a car drenched in blood." " Just take it to a friendly place, that's all !" " This is the Valley, Vincent." "Marsellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley." " Well, Jules, this ain't my fuckin' town, man !" " Shit !" " What you doing ?" " I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake." "Where's Toluca Lake ?" "Over the hill here, by Burbank Studios." "If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we gonna do, 'cause I ain't got no other partners in 818." "Jimmie, how you doin', man ?" "It's Jules." "Just listen up, man." "Me and my homeboy are in a car, and we gotta get it off the road, pronto." "I need to use your garage for a couple hours." "We gotta be real fuckin' delicate with this Jimmie situation." "He's one remark away from kickin' our asses out the door." " If he does, what do we do ?" " We ain't leavin' 'til we make a couple calls, but I don't want it to reach that pitch" " Jimmie's a friend." "You don't come into your friend's house and start tellin' him what's what." "Just tell him not to be abusive." "He kinda freaked out back there when he saw Marvin." "Put yourself in his position-- It's 8:00 in the morning, he just woke up." "He wasn't expecting' this shit." "We gotta remember here who's doin' who a favor." "If that favor means I gotta take shit, he can stick that favor straight up his ass." " Fuck, nigger, what the fuck'd you just do to his towel, man ?" " I was drying' my hands !" " You're supposed to wash 'em first !" " You watched me wash 'em." " I watched you get 'em wet." " I was washin' 'em." "This shit's hard to get off." "Maybe if he'd had Lava I coulda done a better job." "I used the same fuckin' soap you did, and when I finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn maxi-pad !" "What if he was to come in here and see his towel like this ?" "It's shit like this that's gonna bring this situation to a head, man !" "Look, I ain't threatening' you or nothin', all right ?" "You know I respect you and all." "But just don't put me in this position, all right ?" "All right." "Fine." "Fine." "Ask me nice like that, no problem." "Just go handle your friend." "Go ahead." "I don't care." "Mmm !" "Goddamn, Jimmie !" "This some serious gourmet shit." "Me and Vincent would've been satisfied... with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice." "Right ?" "[ Chuckles ]" "And he springs this serious gourmet shit on us." " What flavor is this ?" " Knock it off, Julie." " What ?" " I don't need you to tell me how fuckin' good my coffee is." "I'm the one who buys it." "I know how good it is." "When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit." "I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it." "But you know what's on my mind right now ?" "It ain't the coffee in my kitchen." "It's the dead nigger in my garage." " Jimmie, don't even worry" " Don't tell me about anything." "I wanna ask you a question." "When you came pulling in here, did you notice the sign on the front of my house that said, "Dead Nigger Storage" ?" " You know I ain't seen no" " Did you notice the sign on the front of my house... that said, "Dead Nigger Storage" ?" "No." "I didn't." " You know why you didn't see that sign ?" " [ Sighs ] Why ?" "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business, that's why !" " We're not gonna store the motherfucker" " Don't you fuckin' realize... that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced ?" "No marriage counselor." "No trial separation." "I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced." "Okay ?" "And I don't wanna get fuckin' divorced !" "Man, you know, fuck, I wanna help you, but I don't wanna lose my wife doin' it." "Jimmie, Jimmie, she ain't gonna leave you." "Don't fuckin' "Jimmie" me, Jules !" "Okay ?" "Don't fuckin' "Jimmie" me." "There's nothin' you're gonna say that's gonna make me forget I love my wife." "Is there ?" "Now, look, you know, she comes home from work in about an hour and a half." "The graveyard shift at the hospital." "You gotta make some phone calls ?" "You gotta call some people ?" "Well, then, do it, and then get the fuck out of my house before she gets here." "That's Kool and the Gang." "We don't wanna fuck your shit up." "All I wanna do is call my people and get 'em to bring us in." "You're fucking my shit up right now !" "You're gonna fuck my shit up big time if Bonnie comes home." "Do me that favor, all right ?" "The phone is in my bedroom." "I suggest you get going." "Well, say she comes home." "What do you think she'll do ?" "Oh, no fuckin' shit she'll freak." "That ain't no kinda answer." "I mean, you know, I don't." "How much ?" "A lot or a little ?" "You got to appreciate what an explosive element... this Bonnie situation is." "She comes home from a hard day's work, finds a bunch of gangsters in her kitchen... doing a bunch of gangster shit, there ain't no tellin' what she's liable to do." "[ All Gasping ]" "Yeah, I grasp that, Jules." "All I'm doing is contemplating the ifs." "I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs !" "All I want to hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules." "I'm on the motherfucker." "Chill them niggers out and wait for the cavalry, which should be coming directly."" "You ain't got no problem, Jules." "I'm on the motherfucker." "Chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf, who should be coming directly." "You sendin' the Wolf ?" "Oh, you feel better, motherfucker ?" "Shit, yeah, negro !" "That's all you had to say !" " [ Piano ] - [ Man ] She the hysterical type ?" " When is she due ?" " [ Partygoers Chattering ]" "Mm-hmm." "Give me the principals' names again." "[ Man ] Place your bets." " Jules." "Mm-hmm." " Cards, please." "Vincent." "Jimmie." "Bonnie." "Mm-hmm." "It's thirty minutes away." "I'll be there in ten." "[ Tires Screeching ]" "[ Doorbell Rings ]" "You're..." "Jimmie, right ?" "This is your house ?" " It sure is." " I'm Winston Wolf." "I solve problems." " Good." "We got one." " So I heard." "May I come in ?" "Uh, yeah." "Please do." "You must be Jules." "Which would make you..." "Vincent." "Let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen." "If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking." "Is that right, Jimmie ?" "Uh, one hundred percent." " Your wife Bonnie comes home at 9:30 in the a.m., correct ?" " Uh-huh." "I was led to believe if she comes home and finds us here, she wouldn't appreciate it much." " She wouldn't at that." " That gives us 40 minutes to get the fuck outta Dodge, which, if you do what I say, when I say it, should be plenty." "Now, you got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage." "Take me to it." "[ Sighs ]" " Jimmie." " Uh-huh." "Do me a favor, will ya ?" "Thought I smelled some coffee back there." " Would you make me a cup ?" " Uh, yeah, sure." "Oh, uh, um, how do you take it ?" "Lotsa cream, lotsa sugar." "About the car, is there anything I need to know ?" "Does it stall ?" "Does it smoke ?" "Does it make a lot of noise ?" "ls there gas in it ?" " Aside from how it looks, the car's cool." " Positive ?" "Don't get me on the road and I find out the brake lights don't work." " As far as I know, the motherfucker's tip-top." " Good enough." "Let's go back to the kitchen." "[ Exhales ]" " Here you go, Mr. Wolf." " Thank you, Jimmie." "Mmm." "Okay, first thing." "You two." "Take the body, stick it in the trunk." "This looks to be a pretty domesticated house." " That would lead me to believe you got cleansers and shit." " Yeah." "Under the sink." "Good." "What I need you two fellas to do is take those cleaning products... and clean the inside of the car-- I'm talkin' fast, fast, fast." "Go in the back seat, scoop up all those little pieces of brain and skull." "Get it out of there." "Wipe down the upholstery." "It don't need to be spick-and-span." "You don't need to eat off it." "Just give it a good once-over." "What you need to take care of are the really messy parts." "The pools of blood that have collected, you gotta soak that shit up." "We need to raid your linen closet." "I need blankets, I need comforters, quilts, bedspreads." "The thicker the better, the darker the better." "No whites." "Can't use 'em." "We'll need to camouflage the front seat and back seat and floorboards... with quilts and blankets, so if a cop starts stickin' his big snout in the car, the subterfuge won't last, but at a glance the car will appear to be normal." "Jimmie, lead the way." "Boys, get to work." ""Please" would be nice." " Come again ?" " I said, a "please" would be nice." "Get it straight, buster." "I'm not here to say please." "I'm here to tell you what to do." "And if self-preservation is an instinct you possess, you'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick." "I'm here to help." "If my help's not appreciated, lotsa luck, gentlemen." "No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that;" "your help is definitely appreciated." "Mr. Wolf, listen." "I don't mean disrespect, okay ?" "I respect you." "I just don't like people barking' orders at me." "If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor." "I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this." "So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car." "Don't be lookin' at me like that, all right ?" "I can feel your look." "It's a 1974 Chevy Nova." "[ Sipping ]" "Green." "Nothin' except for the mess inside." "Mmm, about 20 minutes." "Nobody who'll be missed." "You're a good man, Joe." "Thanks a bunch." " How we comin', Jimmie ?" " Pretty good." " I got it all here, but, uh, - [ Sighs ]" " Mr. Wolf, you gotta understand something." " Winston, Jimmie, Winston." "Okay." "You gotta understand something, uh, Winston." "Uh" " Uh, no, thank you." "Uh, this is our best linen here, and it's, uh-- it was a wedding present... from my Uncle Conrad and my Aunt Ginny." " They're not with us anymore." "I wanna help" " Let me ask you a question." " If you don't mind." " No, no, please." "Go ahead." "Your Uncle Conrad and Aunt Ginny, were they millionaires ?" "No." "Well, your Uncle Marsellus is." "And I'm positive that if Uncle Conrad and Aunt..." " Ginny." " Ginny were here, they would furnish you with a whole bedroom set, which your Uncle Marsellus is more than happy to do." "I like oak myself." "That's what I have in my bedroom." "How about you, Jimmie ?" "You an oak man ?" "Oak's nice." "Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit." "This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit." "Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he is wrong... that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings ?" "Get the fuck out my face with that shit !" "The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull..." " on account of your dumb ass." " I got a threshold, Jules, for the abuse that I will take." "Right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, and you got me in the red." "I'm just sayin' it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red." "That's all." "I could blow." " Oh, you ready to blow ?" " Yeah." "Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker." "Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T." "I'm the Guns of the Navarone." "In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back ?" "You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail !" "We're fuckin' switching'." "I'm washin' windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull !" "Fine job, gentlemen." "You may get out of this yet." "I can't believe this is the same car." "Well, let's not start suckin' each other's dicks quite yet." "Phase one is complete" " Clean the car-- which moves us right along to Phase two:" "Clean you two." "Strip." " All the way ?" " [ Wolf ] To your bare ass." "Quickly, gentlemen." "We got about 15 minutes... before Jimmie's better half comes pulling into the driveway." "Goddamn, this morning air is some chilly shit." "Are you sure this is absolutely necessary ?" " You know what you two look like ?" " [ Vincent ] What ?" "Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody's head." "Strippin' off those bloody rags is absolutely necessary." "Toss 'em in Jimmie's garbage bag." "Don't do nothin' stupid, like leavin' this shit out front for the garbageman to pick up." "Don't worry, we're taking it with us." "Jim, the soap." " Vincent." " [ Wolf ] Okay, gentlemen." "You both been to County before, I'm sure." "Here it comes." " Goddamn !" "The water's fuckin' cold !" " Yo !" "Yo !" "Yo !" "Better you than me, gentlemen." "[ Chuckling ]" " Don't be afraid of the soap." "Spread it around." " [ Yelling Continues ]" " Get 'em there a little bit." "Vincent's hair." " Hey, get out of my hair !" " Come on." "Do it, goddamn it !" "Do it !" " Uh, um" "Towel." "[ Wolf ] You're dry enough." "Toss 'em their clothes." "[ Wolf Laughing ] Perfect." "Perfect." "We couldn't have planned this better." "You guys look like" "What do they look like, Jimmie ?" " Dorks." "They look like a couple of dorks." " [ Laughing ]" " [ Both Laughing ]" " Ha-ha-ha." "They're your clothes, motherfucker." "Come on, gentlemen." "We're laughing our way right into prison." "Don't make me beg." "Okay, gentlemen, let's get our rules of the road straight." "We're going to a place called Monster Joe's Truck and Tow." "Monster Joe and his daughter Raquel are sympathetic to our dilemma." "The place is North Hollywood, so a few twists and turns aside, we'll be goin' up Hollywood Way." "Now, I'll drive the tainted car." "Jules, you ride with me." "Vincent, you follow in my Acura." "Now, if we come across the path of any John Q. Laws," " nobody does a fuckin' thing 'til I do something." " Right." " What did I say ?" " Don't do shit unless." " Unless what ?" " Unless you do it first." "Spoken like a true prodigy." "How about you, Lash LaRue ?" "Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling ?" "The gun went off." "I don't know why." "I'm cool." "I promise you." "Fair enough." "Now, I drive real fuckin' fast, so keep up." "If get my car back any different than I gave it," "Monster Joe's gonna be disposing of two bodies." " [ Metal Door Slamming ] - [ Engine ldling ]" "Outta my way, Rex." " We cool ?" " Like it never happened." " [ Vincent ] All right." " Boys, this is Raquel." "Someday all this will be hers." "Hi." "So, what's with the outfits ?" " You guys going to a volleyball game or something ?" " [ Wolf Laughs ]" "I'm takin' milady out for breakfast." "Maybe I could drop you two off." "Where do you live ?" " Redondo." " Inglewood." "It's-- It's your future." "I" "I see a-- a cab ride." "Move outta the sticks, fellas." "Say good night, Raquel." " Good night, Raquel." " I'll see you guys around." "Stay outta trouble, you crazy kids." "Mr. Wolf, I just wanna tell you it was a real pleasure watching you work." "Yeah, really." "And thank you very much, Mr. Wolf." "Call me Winston." " You see that, young lady ?" "Respect." " [ Alarm Deactivates ]" " Respect for one's elders shows character." " I have character." " Because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character." " [ Chuckles ]" " [ Tires Screeching ]" " Wanna share a cab ?" " I'd go for some breakfast." "Feel like havin' breakfast with me ?" " [ Phone Dialing ]" "Cool." "I don't know why, I just thought he'd be European or something." " Yeah, he's about as European as fuckin' English Bob." " I know that now." " But was he cool or what ?" " Thank you." "Totally fuckin' cool, in control." "Didn't even really get pissed when you were fuckin' with him;" "I was amazed." " [ Chuckles ]" " Want some bacon ?" "No, man, I don't eat pork." " Are you Jewish ?" " I ain't Jewish;" "I just don't dig on swine, that's all." " Why not ?" " Pigs are filthy animals." "I don't eat filthy animals." "Yeah, but bacon tastes good." "Pork chops taste good." "Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know... 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers." "Pigs sleep and root in shit." "That's a filthy animal." "I ain't eating' nothin' ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces." " What about a dog ?" "Dog eats its own feces." " I don't eat dog either." "Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal ?" "I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty." " But a dog's got personality." "Personality goes a long way." " Ah, so, by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal." " Is that true ?" " We'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig." "I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres." "[ Both Laughing ]" "Oh, man, that's good." "That's good, man." "You're startin' to lighten up." "You've been sittin' there, all serious and shit." " I just been sittin' here, thinkin'." " About what ?" " About the miracle we witnessed." " Miracle you witnessed." " I witnessed a freak occurrence." " What is a miracle, Vincent ?" " Act of God." " And what's an act of God ?" "When, um, God makes the impossible possible." "But this morning..." " I don't think qualifies." " Hey, Vincent." "See, that shit don't matter." "You're judging this shit the wrong way." "It could be God stopped the bullets, changed Coke to Pepsi, found my car keys." "You don't judge shit like this based on merit." "Now, whether or not what we experienced... was an according-to-Hoyle miracle is insignificant." "But what is significant is, I felt the touch of God." "God got involved." "But why ?" "Well, that's what's fuckin' with me:" "I don't know why." " But I can't go back to sleep." " You're serious." "You're really thinkin' about quitting'." " For life ?" "Most definitely." " Yeah." "Fuck." "What you gonna do then ?" "Well, that's what I been sitting here contemplating." "First I'm gonna deliver this case to Marsellus." "Then, basically, I'm just gonna walk the Earth." " What you mean, "walk the Earth" ?" " Like Caine in Kung Fu." "Walk from place to place, meet people, get in adventures." "And how long do you intend to walk the Earth ?" " 'Til God puts me where He wants me to be." " What if He don't do that ?" " If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever." " So you decided to be a bum." "I'll just be Jules, Vincent." "No more, no less." "No, Jules, you decided to be a bum, just like all those pieces of shit out there who beg for change, who sleep in garbage bins, eat what I throw away." "They got a name for that, Jules." "It's called a bum." "And without a job, a residence or legal tender, that's what you're gonna be, man." "You're gonna be a fuckin' bum." "Look, my friend, this is just where you and I differ." "Garçon !" "Coffee !" "Jules, look, what happened this morning, man, I agree it was peculiar." " But water into wine, l" " All shapes and sizes, Vincent." " Don't fuckin' talk to me that way, man." " If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions." "I'm gonna take a shit." "Let me ask you something." "When did you make this decision ?" "When you were sittin' there eatin' that muffin ?" "Yeah." "I was sittin' here eatin' my muffin, drinkin' my coffee, replaying' the incident in my head, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity." "Fuck." "To be continued." " I love you, Pumpkin." " I love you, Honey Bunny." " Everybody be cool !" "This is a robbery !" " [ Customers Murmuring ]" "Any one of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every one of you motherfuckers !" " You got that ?" "You just be quiet over there !" " Waitresses on the floor !" "Get on the fuckin'-- Get the fuck down !" "You're in a blind spot." "Take your dames over to that booth, on the count of ten !" " Mexicans, out of the fucking kitchen !" " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8" "What the fuck are you doing, you fucking yuppie ?" "Get down !" " Get down !" " Throw those bags !" " Fucking move !" "Move !" " [ Ranchero ]" " [ Cooks Speaking Spanish ]" " Move !" "Get the fuck" "Get down on the fucking floor !" "Grandpa !" "Down !" "I'm the manager here, and there's no problem." "No problem at all." " You gonna give me a problem ?" " No, sir, I'm not." "Thought you said you were gonna give me a fucking problem !" " I think we got a hero here, Honey Bunny." " Well, just execute him !" " [ Panting ]" " I am not a hero." " I'm just a coffee shop manager." " Get the fuck down !" "The restaurant's ours !" " Just take whatever you want." " [ Panting ]" " You talk to the customers." " Yeah." "You tell them to be fucking cool and everything will be over." " You understand me ?" " Yes !" "Listen, everybody." "Be calm, cooperate, and this'll all be over in a minute !" "Get the fuck down !" "Well done." "[ Country/Western Muzak ]" "All right, now, people, gonna come around and collect your wallets !" "You don't fucking talk." "You just throw 'em in the bag !" "Are we clear ?" "I said, are we fucking clear ?" "Good !" "Now, wallets out !" "[ Pumpkin ] That's it." "Get the fuck down." "In the bag." " In the fucking bag !" " [ Customer ] I don't have nothin' on me, man." "In the bag." "What am I waiting for ?" "ln the fucking bag." "Laura." "Laura." "Tips." "In the bag." " Is that a cellular phone ?" " Yeah." "In the fucking bag." "Tidy up, tidy up, that's it." "Now get the fuck down on the floor." "In the bag." "In the bag." "In the bag." " What's in the case ?" " My boss's dirty laundry." " Your boss makes you do his laundry ?" " When he wants it clean." " Sounds like a shit job." " Funny, I was thinkin' the same thing." " Open it." " 'Fraid I can't do that." " I didn't hear you." " Yes, you did." "What's going on ?" " Looks like we got a vigilante in our midst." " Shoot him in the face !" "I hate to shatter your ego, but this ain't the first time I've had a gun pointed at me." " If you don't take your hand off that case, it'll be your last." " Stop causing problems !" "You'll get us all killed !" "Give 'em what you got and get 'em outta here !" "Shut the fuck up, fat man !" "This ain't none of your goddamn business !" "Be cool, Honey Bunny, be cool." "No problem." "I got it under control." "Now, I'm gonna count to three." "If you don't open that case, I'm gonna unload in your fucking face." "We clear ?" "One." "Two." " Three." " Okay, Ringo." "You win." "It's yours." " Open it." " [ Latches Springing ]" "[ Honey Bunny ] Hey, what is it ?" "What is it ?" "Is that what I think it is ?" "Mm-hmm." "It's beautiful." "[ Giggling ] Goddamn it, what is it ?" "You let him go !" "You let him go !" " Let go of him, or I'm gonna kill you !" " Tell that bitch to be cool." " Say, "Bitch, be cool !" Say, "Bitch, be cool !"" " Be cool !" "Be cool !" " Tell that bitch to chill !" " You're gonna die so fuckin' bad !" " Chill that fuckin' bitch out !" " Chill out, Honey Bunny !" " Let go of him !" " Chill out, Honey Bunny !" " Now, promise her it's gonna be all right !" " I promise !" " Tell her to chill !" " Chill out, Honey Bunny !" " Now tell me her name." " Yolanda." "All right, now, Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we ?" " Don't you hurt him !" " Nobody's gonna hurt anybody !" "We're all gonna be like three little Fonzies here." "And what's Fonzie like ?" " Come on, Yolanda !" "What's Fonzie like ?" " He's cool." " What ?" " Cool." "Correctamundo." "And that's what we're gonna be." "We're gonna be cool." "Now, Ringo, I'm gonna count to three." "And when I count three," "I want you to let go of your gun, put your palms flat on the table and sit your ass down." "And when you do it, you do it cool." "You ready ?" "One, two, three." " [ Panting ] Okay, now you let him go !" " Yolanda !" "I thought you were gonna be cool." "Now, when you yell at me, it makes me nervous." "When I get nervous, I get scared." "When motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot." "Just know, you hurt him, you die." "Well, that seems to be the situation." "But I don't want that." "And you don't want that." "And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that." "So let's see what we can do." "Now... here's the situation." "Normally both your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken, but you happened to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period, and I don't wanna kill you;" "I wanna help you." "But I can't give you this case, 'cause it don't belong to me." "Besides, I been through too much shit over this case this morning... to just hand it over to your dumb ass." " Vincent !" " [ Yells ]" " Be cool !" "Yolanda, it's cool, baby." " Get back !" "It's cool !" "We still just talkin'." " Come on." "Point the gun at me." "Point the gun at me." "There you go." " [ Yolanda Whimpering ]" "Now, Vincent, you just hang back... and don't do a goddamn thing." "Tell her it's still cool." " It's still cool, Honey Bunny." " How we doin', baby ?" "I" " I gotta go pee." "I wanna go home." "Hang in there, baby." "I'm proud of you." "And Ringo's proud of you." "It's almost over." "Tell her you're proud of her." " I'm proud of you, Honey Bunny." " I love you." " I love you too, Honey Bunny." " Now," "I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet." " Which one is it ?" " It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker."" "That's it." "That's my bad motherfucker." "Open it up." "Take out the money." "[ Jules ] Count it." "How much is there ?" "About 1,500 dollars." "Okay, put it in your pocket." "It's yours." "Now, with the rest of those wallets and the register, that makes this a pretty successful little score, huh ?" "Jules, you give that fuckin' nimrod 1,500 dollars, and I'll shoot him on general principle." "No, Yolanda !" "Yolanda !" "He ain't gonna do a goddamn, motherfuckin' thing !" "Vince, shut the fuck up !" " Shut up !" " Come on, Yolanda." "Stay with me, baby." "Now, I ain't giving' it to him, Vincent." "I'm buyin' something for my money." " Wanna know what I'm buyin', Ringo ?" " What ?" "Your life." "I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass." "You read the Bible, Ringo ?" "Not regularly, no." "Well, there's this passage I got memorized." "Ezekiel 25:17." ""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides... by the inequities of the selfish... and the tyranny of evil men." "Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children." "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger... those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers." "And you will know I am the Lord... when I lay My vengeance upon you."" "I been sayin' that shit for years, and if you heard it, that meant your ass." "I never gave much thought to what it meant." "I just thought it was some coldblooded shit to say to a motherfucker... before I popped a cap in his ass." "But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice." "See, now I'm thinkin' maybe it means... you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9-millimeter here, he's the shepherd... protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness." "Or it could mean... you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd, and it's the world that's evil and selfish." "Now, I'd like that." "But that shit ain't the truth." "The truth is, you're the weak... and I'm the tyranny of evil men." "But I'm tryin', Ringo." "I'm tryin' real hard... to be the shepherd." "Go." "I think we should be leaving now." " [ "Surf Rider" ]" " Yeah, that's probably a good idea." "[ Music Continues ]"

" The Pandorica is opening." " What is it?" "Box, cage, prison?" "It was built to contain the most feared thing in all the universe." "Anything that powerful, I'd know about it." "Everything that ever hated you is coming here tonight." "They're all here, all of them." "All for you." "What could you possibly be?" "If something can be remembered, it can come back." "Hello, Amy." " But you died." "How can you be here?" " What's your name?" " Rory." "How can she not remember me?" " Because you never existed." "Who are those Romans?" "They're not real." "They can't be." "They're all in a book in Amy's house." " It's a trap." "It has to be." " Plastic Romans." "Duplicates!" "Listen to me, you have to run." "I'm a thing." "I'll kill you." "Just go!" "There's something wrong with the TARDIS." "Something else is controlling it." "26th June 2010." "A scenario was devised from the memories of your companion." "Rory Williams from Leadworth." "My boyfriend." "How could I ever forget you?" "The cracks in time are the work of the Doctor." " The Pandorica is ready." " Ready for what?" "Ready for you." "Every sun will supernova at every moment in history." "The whole universe will never have existed!" "Listen to me!" "Dear Santa." "Thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish." "It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you, but, honest, it is an emergency." "There's a crack in my wall." "Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know it's not, cos at night, there's voices." "So, please, please, could you send someone to fix it?" "Or a policeman." "Or..." "Back in a moment." "It's a lovely painting, Amelia." "And what are all these?" "Stars." "Oh, Amelia!" "Tell you what, shall we go outside?" "What do you see, Amelia?" "The moon." "And what else?" " Just the dark." " But no stars." "If there were stars up there, we'd be able to see them, wouldn't we?" "Amelia, look at me." "You know this is all just a story, don't you?" "You know there's no such thing as stars." "It's quite common, actually." "Throughout history, people have talked about seeing stars in the sky." "God knows where it comes from." "I just don't want her growing up and joining one of those Star Cults." "I don't trust that Richard Dawkins." "Come on, Aunt Sharon." " Look at that!" "That's good, isn't it?" " Not that!" "This way." " But we're not looking at anything." " This way!" "Amelia!" "Amelia!" "Amelia?" "Amelia?" "Amelia!" "Amelia Pond, please go to the reception, please." "Your aunt is waiting for you there." "Amelia Pond, please go to..." "Sorry." "OK, kid." "This is where it gets complicated." "So the universe ended." "You missed that." "In 102 AD." "I suppose this means you and I never get born at all." "Twice, in my case." "You would have laughed at that." "Please laugh!" "The Doctor said the universe was huge and ridiculous, and sometimes there were miracles." "I could do with a ridiculous miracle about now." "Rory!" "Listen, she's not dead." "Well, she is dead, but it's not the end of the world." "Well, it is the end of the world." "Actually, it's the end of the universe." "Oh, no." "Hang on!" "Doctor?" "Doctor!" " You need to get me out of the Pandorica." " You're not in the Pandorica." "Yes, I am." "Well, I'm not now, but I was back then." "Well, back now from your point of view, which is back then from my point of view." "Time travel, you can't keep it straight in your head." "It's easy to open from the outside - just point and press." "Now go." "Oh, when you're done, leave my screwdriver in her top pocket." "Good luck!" "What do you mean?" "Done what?" "How did you do that?" "You gave me this." "No, I didn't." "You did." "Look at it." "Temporal energy." "Same screwdriver, at different points in its own time stream." "Which means it was me who gave it to you." "Me from the future." "I've got a future, that's nice." "That's not." "Yeah." "What are they?" "History has collapsed." "Whole races have been deleted from existence." "These are just like after-images." "Echoes, fossils in time." " The footprints of the never-were." " Er, what does that mean?" "Total event collapse." "The universe literally never happened." "So, how can we be here?" "What's keeping us safe?" "Nothing." "Eye of the storm, that's all." "We're just the last light to go out." "Amy." "Where's Amy?" "I killed her." "Oh, Rory!" "Doctor, what am I?" "You're a Nestene duplicate." "A lump of plastic with delusions of humanity." "But I'm Rory now." "Whatever was happening, it's stopped." " I'm Rory!" " That's software talking." "Can you help her?" "Is there anything you can do?" "Yeah, probably, if I had the time." "The time?" "!" "All of creation has just been wiped from the sky." "Do you know how many lives now never happened?" "All the people who never lived?" "Your girlfriend isn't more important than the whole universe." "She is to me!" "Welcome back, Rory Williams!" "Sorry, had to be sure." "Hell of a gun-arm you're packing there." "Right, we need to get her downstairs." "And take that look off your plastic face." "You're getting married in the morning!" " So you've got a plan, then?" " Bit of a plan, yeah." "Memories are more powerful than you think, and Amy Pond is not an ordinary girl." "Grew up with a time crack in her wall, the universe pouring through her dreams every night." "The Nestenes took a memory print of her and got more than they bargained for." "Like you." "Not just your face, but your heart and your soul." "I'm leaving her a message for when she wakes up, so she knows what's happening." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." "What are you doing?" " Saving her." "This box is the ultimate prison." "You can't even escape by dying." "It forces you to stay alive." "But she's already dead." "Mostly dead." "The Pandorica can stasis-lock her that way." "All it needs is a scan of her living DNA and it'll restore her." " Where's it going to get that?" " In about 2,000 years." "Are you all right?" "Who are you?" "I'm... fine." "I'm supposed to... rest." " Got to rest, the Doctor says." " What doctor?" "He's in here." "Left a message in my head like I'm an answerphone." "Where am I?" "Hang on." "National Museum, right?" "I was here once when I was a little..." "Yeah, complicated." "Let's see, it's what... 1996?" "Who are you?" "It's a long story." "Oh!" "A very long story." "She's going to be in that box for 2,000 years?" "!" "Yeah, but we're taking a shortcut." "River's Vortex Manipulator." "Rubbish way to time travel, but the universe is tiny now." "We'll be fine." "So the future's still there, then?" "Our world?" "A version of it." "Not quite the one you know." "Earth alone in the sky." "Let's go and have a look." "You put your hand there." "Don't worry, should be safe." "That's not what I'm worried about." "She'll be fine." "Nothing can get into this box." " You got in there." " Well, there's only one of me." "I counted." "This box needs a guard." "I killed the last one." "No." "Rory, no." "Don't even think about it." "She'll be all alone." " She won't feel it." " You bet she won't!" "2,000 years, Rory." "You won't even sleep, you'd be conscious every second." "It would drive you mad." "Will she be safer if I stay?" "Look me in the eye and tell me she wouldn't be safer." " Rory..." " Answer me!" "Yes." "Obviously." "Then how could I leave her?" "Why do you have to be so human?" "Because right now, I'm not." "Listen to me." "This is the last bit of advice you're going to get in a very long time." "You're living plastic, but not immortal." "I have no idea how long you'll last." "And you're not indestructible." "Stay away from heat and radio signals." "You can't heal or repair yourself." "So, for God's sake, however bored you get, stay out of..." "According to legend, wherever the Pandorica was taken, throughout its long history, the Centurion would be there, guarding it." "He appears as an iconic image in the artwork of many cultures, and there are several documented accounts of his appearances and his warnings to the many who attempted to open the box before its time." "His last recorded appearance was during the London Blitz in 1941." "The warehouse where the Pandorica was stored was destroyed by incendiary bombs, but the box itself was found the next morning, a safe distance from the blaze." "There are eyewitness accounts from the night of the fire of a figure in Roman dress, carrying the box from the flames." "Since then, there have been no sightings of the Lone Centurion, and many have speculated that if he ever existed, he perished in the fires of that night, performing one last act of devotion to the box he had pledged to protect for nearly 2,000 years." "Rory..." "Oh, Rory..." " Exterminate!" " What's that?" "Exterminate!" "Trouble." "Oh!" "Two of you?" "Complicated." "Exterminate!" "Weapons systems restoring." " Come along, Ponds." " Exterminate!" "What are we doing?" "Well, we are running into a dead end, where I'll have a brilliant plan that basically involves not being in one." "What's going on?" "Get out of here." "Go!" "Just run!" "Drop the device!" "It's not a weapon." "Scan it." "It's not a weapon, and you don't have the power to waste." "Scans indicate intruder unarmed." "Do you think" "Vision impaired!" "Vision..." "Amy?" "Rory..." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I couldn't help it, it just happened." "Oh, shut up." "Yeah, shut up, cos we've got to go." "Come on!" "I waited. 2,000 years, I waited for you." "No, still shut up." "And break." "And breathe!" "Well, somebody didn't get out much for 2,000 years." "I'm thirsty." "Can I get a drink?" "Oh, it's all mouths today, isn't it?" "!" "The light!" "The light from the Pandorica, it must have hit the Dalek." "Out, out, out!" "So, 2,000 years." "How did you do?" " Kept out of trouble." " Oh." "How?" "Unsuccessfully." "The mop!" "That's how you looked all those years ago when you gave me the sonic." "Ah!" "Well, no time to lose, then." "Rory!" "Listen, she's not dead." "Well, she is dead, but it's not the end of the world." "Oops, sorry." "How can he do that?" "Is he magic?" "You need to get me out of the Pandorica." "But you're not in the Pandorica." "Yes, I am." "Well, I'm not now." "But I was back then." "Right..." "let's go, then." "Wait!" "Now I don't have the sonic - I just gave it to Rory 2,000 years ago." "And when you're done, leave my screwdriver in her top pocket." "Right, then." "Off we go!" "No, hang on." "How did you know... to come here?" "Ah, my handwriting." "OK!" "There you go, drink up!" "What is that?" "How are you doing that?" "Vortex Manipulator - cheap and nasty time travel." "Very bad for you." "I'm trying to give it up." " Where are we going?" " The roof." "Doctor, it's you." "How can it be you?" " Doctor, is that you?" " Yeah, it's me." "Me from the future." "Are you?" "I mean, is he... is he dead?" "What?" "Dead?" "Yes, yes." "Of course he's dead." "Right, I've got 12 minutes, that's good." "12 minutes to live?" "How is that good?" "!" "You can do loads in 12 minutes - suck a mint, buy a sledge, have a fast bath." " Come on, the roof!" " We can't leave you here, dead." "Oh, good - are you in charge now" "So, tell me, what are we going to do about Amelia?" "Where did she go?" "Amelia?" "There is no Amelia." "From now on, there never was." "History is still collapsing." " How can I be here if she's not?" " You're an anomaly." "We all are." "We're all hanging on at the eye of the storm, but the eye is closing, and if we don't do something fast, reality will never have happened." "Today, just dying is a result." "Now, come on!" "He won't die." "Time can be rewritten." "He'll find a way." "I know he will." "Move it!" "Come on!" "Restore..." "Restore!" " What, it's morning already?" " How did that happen?" "History is shrinking." "Is anybody listening to me?" "Universe is collapsing." "We don't have much time left." "What are you doing?" " Looking for the TARDIS." " But the TARDIS exploded." "OK, then, I'm looking for an exploding TARDIS." "I don't understand." "So, the TARDIS blew up and took the universe with it." " But why would it do that?" "How?" " Good question for another day." "The question for now is... total event collapse means that every star in the universe never happened." "Not one single one of them ever shone." "So, if all the stars that ever were are gone, then what... is that?" "Like I said, I'm looking for an exploding TARDIS." " But that's the sun." " Is it?" "Here's the noise that sun is making right now." "That's my TARDIS burning up." "That's what's been keeping the Earth warm." "Doctor, there's something else." "There's a voice." " I can't hear anything." " Trust the plastic." "I'm sorry, my love." "Doctor, that's River." "How can she be up there?" "It must be like a recording or something." "No, it's not a recording." "Of course - the emergency protocols." "The TARDIS has sealed off the control room and put her into a time loop to save her." "She is right at the heart of the explosion." "I'm sorry, my love." "I'm sorry, my love." "I'm sorry, my love." "I'm sorry, my love." "Hi, honey." "I'm home." "And what sort of time do you call this?" "Amy!" " And the plastic Centurion?" " It's OK, he's on our side." " Really?" " Yeah." "I dated a Nestene duplicate once - swappable head, it did keep things fresh." "Right, then, I have questions." "But number one is this - what in the name of sanity have you got on your head?" "It's a fez." "I wear a fez now." "Fezzes are cool." "Oh!" "Exterminate!" "Run, run!" "Move, move!" "Go!" "Come on!" " Doctor, come on." " Shh!" "It's moving away, finding another way in." "It needs to restore its power before it can attack again." "Now, that means we've got exactly..." "four and a half minutes before it's at lethal capacity." " How do you know?" " Because that's when it's due to kill me." " Kill you?" "What do you mean, kill you?" " Oh, shut up, never mind." "How can that Dalek even exist?" "It was erased from time and then it came back." "How?" "You said the light from the Pandorica..." "It's not a light, it's a restoration field, but never mind." "Call it a light." "That light brought Amy back, but how could it bring back a Dalek when the Daleks have never existed?" "OK, tell us." "When the TARDIS blew up, it caused a total event collapse, a time explosion." "And that explosion blasted every atom in every moment of the universe, except..." "Except inside the Pandorica." "The perfect prison." "And inside it, perfectly preserved, a few billion atoms of the universe as it was." "In theory, you could extrapolate the whole universe from a single one of them, like cloning a body from a single cell." "And we've got the bumper family pack." "No, no, too fast, I'm not getting it." "The box contains a memory of the universe, and the light transmits the memory." " And that's how we're going to do it." " Do what?" "Relight the fire." "Reboot the universe." "Come on!" "Doctor, you're being completely ridiculous." "The Pandorica partially restored one Dalek." "If it can't even reboot a single life form properly, how will it reboot the whole of reality?" "What if we give it a moment of infinite power?" "What if we can transmit the light from the Pandorica to every particle of space and time simultaneously?" "Well, that would be lovely, dear, but we can't, because it's completely impossible." "Ah, no, you see, it's not." "It's almost completely impossible." " One spark is all we need." " For what?" "Big Bang 2!" "Now, listen..." " Exterminate!" "Exterminate!" " Get back!" "River, get back now!" "Exterminate!" "Doctor." "Doctor, it's me, River." "Doctor, can you hear me?" "What is it?" "What do you need?" "Where did he go?" "Damn it, he could be anywhere." "He went downstairs... 12 minutes ago." " Show me!" " River... he died." "Systems restoring!" "You will be exterminated!" "We've got to move." "That thing's coming back to life." "You go to the Doctor." "I'll be right with you." "You will be exterminated!" "Not yet - your systems are still restoring, which means your shield density is compromised." "One Alpha-Mezon burst through your eyestalk would kill you stone dead." "Records indicate you will show mercy." "You are an associate of the Doctor's." "I'm River Song." "Check your records again." "Mercy!" " Say it again." " Mercy!" "One more time." "Mercy!" "How could he have moved?" "He was dead!" "Doctor?" "Doctor!" "But he was dead!" "Who told you that?" " He did." " Rule one... the Doctor lies." " Where's the Dalek?" " It died." "Doctor!" "Why did he tell us he was dead?" "We were a diversion." "Long as the Dalek was chasing us, he could work down here." "Doctor, can you hear me?" "What were you doing?" "What's happening?" "Reality's collapsing." "It's speeding up." "Look at this room." " Where did everything go?" " History's being erased." "Time's running out." "Doctor, what were you doing?" "Tell us!" "Doctor?" "Big..." "Bang... 2." "The Big Bang." "That's the beginning of the universe, right?" "What, and Big Bang 2 is the bang that brings us back?" "Is that what you mean?" "Oh..." " What?" " The TARDIS is still burning." "It's exploding at every point in history." "If you threw the Pandorica into the explosion," " right into the heart of the fire..." " Then what?" "Then let there be light." "The light from the Pandorica would explode everywhere at once, just like he said." "And that would work?" "That would bring everything back?" "A restoration field, powered by an exploding TARDIS, happening at every moment in history." "Oh, that's brilliant." "It might even work!" "He's wired the Vortex Manipulator to the rest of the box." " Why?" " So he can take it with him." "He's going to fly the Pandorica into the heart of the explosion." " Are you OK?" " Are you?" "No." "Well, shut up, then!" "Amy... he wants to talk to you." "So, what happens here?" "Big Bang 2?" "What happens to us?" "We all wake up where we ought to be." "None of this ever happens, and we don't remember it." "River... tell me he comes back too." "The Doctor will be at the heart of the explosion." "So?" "So all the cracks in time will close, but he'll be on the wrong side - trapped in the never-space, the void between the worlds." "All memory of him will be purged from the universe." "He will never have been born." "Now, please... he wants to talk to you before he goes." "Not to you?" "He doesn't really know me yet." "Now he never will." "Hi." "Amy Pond." "The girl who waited." "All night in your garden." " Was it worth it?" " Shut up." "Of course it was." "You asked me why I was taking you with me, and I said..." ""No reason."" " I was lying." " It's not important." "Yeah, it's the most important thing left in the universe." "It's why I'm doing this." "Amy, your house was too big." "That big, empty house." " Just you." " And Aunt Sharon." "Where were your mum and dad?" "Where was... everybody who lived in that big house?" " I lost my mum and dad." " How?" "What happened to them?" "Where did they go?" "I..." " I don't..." " It's OK, it's OK." "Don't panic." "It's not your fault." "I don't even remember." "There was a crack in time in the wall of your bedroom." "And it's been eating away at your life for a long time now." "Amy Pond... all alone." "The girl who didn't make sense." "How could I resist?" "But how could I just forget?" "Nothing is ever forgotten, not really." "But you have to try." "Doctor!" "It's speeding up!" "There's going to be a very big bang - Big Bang 2." "Try and remember your family, and they'll be there." "How can I remember them if they never existed?" "Because... you're special." "That crack in your wall, all that time, the universe pouring into your head." "You brought Rory back - you can bring them back too." "You just remember... and they'll be there." " You won't." " You'll have your family back." "You won't need your imaginary friend any more." "Ha!" "Amy Pond... crying over me, eh?" " Guess what?" " What?" "Gotcha!" "Back!" "Get back!" "It's from the Doctor." "What does it say?" ""Geronimo."" "Oh!" "OK." "I escaped, then." "Brilliant!" "I love it when I do that." "Legs, yes." "Bow tie, cool." "I can buy a fez." "Now, the beach..." "the beach is the best." "Automatic sand." " Automatic sand?" " What does that mean?" " It's automated, totally." " Oh." "Cleans up the lolly sticks..." "No, hang on!" "That's last week when we went to Space Florida." "I'm rewinding." "My-my-my time stream... unravelling, erasing." "Closing." "Hello, universe." "Goodbye, Doctor." "Amy?" "Amy?" "Ah!" "Three weeks ago, when she put the card in the window." "Amy!" "I need to tell you something!" "She can hear me!" "But if she can hear me..." " Good luck, everyone." "Behave." " Do not let that girl open her eyes." "Amy, later!" "River, going to need your computer." "Amy, you need to start trusting me." " It's never been more important." " But you don't always tell me the truth." "If I always told you the truth, I wouldn't need you to trust me." "Doctor, the crack in my wall... how can it be here?" "I don't know yet, but I'm working it out." "Now, listen." "Remember what I told you when you were seven?" "What did you tell me?" "No." "No." "That's not the point." "You have to remember." "Remember what?" "Doctor?" "Doctor?" "Amelia's house." "When she was seven." "The night she waited." "The girl who waited." "Come here, you." "It's funny." "I thought, if you could hear me, I could hang on somehow." "Silly me." "Silly old Doctor." "When you wake up, you'll have a mum and dad... and you won't even remember me." "Well, you'll remember me a little." "I'll be a story in your head." "But that's OK." "We're all stories in the end." "Just make it a good one, eh?" "Cos it was, you know." "It was the best." "A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away." "Did I ever tell you that I stole it?" "Well, I borrowed it." "I was always going to take it back." "Oh, that box, Amy." "You'll dream about that box." "It'll never leave you." "Big and little at the same time." "Brand-new and ancient." "And the bluest blue ever." "And the times we had, eh?" "Would've had." "Never had." "In your dreams, they'll still be there." "The Doctor and Amy Pond." "And the days that never came." "The cracks are closing." "But they can't close properly till I'm on the other side." "I don't belong here any more." "I think I'll skip the rest of the rewind." "I hate repeats." "Live well." "Love Rory." "Bye-bye, Pond." "Morning!" "You're my mum." " Oh, my God." "You're my mum." " Well, of course I'm your mum." "What's the matter with you?" "And this is your breakfast, which your father made, so feel free to tip it out of the window if it's an atrocity." "Downstairs, 10 minutes?" "Big day!" "Of course she's my mum." "Why is that surprising?" "Ah, Amelia." "I fear I may have been using the same joke book as the best man." "You're my tiny little dad!" "Amelia, why are you behaving as if you've never seen us before?" "I don't know." "It's just..." "Hello!" "Do you feel like you've forgotten something really important?" "Do you feel like there's a great big thing in your head and you feel like you should remember it but you can't?" "Yep." "Are you just saying yes cos you're scared of me?" "Yep." " I love you." " Yep." "I mean, I love you too!" "Ladies and gentlemen, the father of the bride, Augustus Pond!" "Sorry, everyone." "I'll be another two minutes." "I'm just reviewing certain aspects." "Your father, Amelia, will be the absolute death of me." "Unless, of course, I strike pre-emptively." "Amy?" " You OK?" " Yeah, I'm fine." "I'm... fine." "Right." "Er..." "You're crying." "So I am." "Why am I doing that?" "Because you're happy, probably." " Happy Mrs Rory." "Happy, happy, happy." " No." "I'm sad." " I'm really, really sad." " Great." "Why am I sad?" "What's that?" "Oh, er, someone left it for you." " A woman." " What is it?" " It's a book." " It's blank." "It's a present." " But why?" " Well, you know the old saying..." "The old... wedding... thing." "Huh?" "Amy?" "Hey..." "Ready now." "Sorry about that." "Last-minute adjustments to certain aspects." "Now, then, it hardly seems a year at the age of six and announced that the new head teacher wasn't real, because she looked like a cartoon..." " Shut up, Dad!" " Amy?" " Amelia?" " Sorry, but shut up, please!" "There's someone missing..." "someone important." "Someone so, so important." " Amy, what's wrong?" " Sorry." "Sorry, everyone." "But when I was a kid," " I had an imaginary friend." " Oh, no, not this again." "The raggedy Doctor." "My raggedy Doctor." "But he wasn't imaginary." "He was real." " The psychiatrists we sent her to!" " I remember you!" "I remember!" "I brought the others back - I can bring you home too!" "Raggedy man, I remember you, and you are late for my wedding!" "I found you." "I found you in words, like you knew I would." "That's why you told me the story - the brand-new, ancient blue box." "Oh, clever." "Very clever." "Amy, what is it?" "Something old." "Something new." "Something borrowed." "Something blue." "It's the Doctor!" "How did we forget the Doctor?" "I was plastic." "He was the stripper at my stag." "Long story." "OK, Doctor." "Did I surprise you this time?" "Er, yeah." "Completely astonished." "Never expected that." "How lucky I happened to be wearing this old thing." "Hello, everyone!" "I'm Amy's imaginary friend." "But I came anyway." "You absolutely, definitely may kiss the bride." "Amelia!" "From now on, I shall be leaving the... kissing duties to the brand-new Mr Pond." "No, I'm not Mr Pond." " That's not how it works." " Yeah, it is." " Yeah, it is." " Right, then, everyone," "I'll move my box." "You're going to need the space." "I only came for the dancing." "Crazy Little Thing Called Love)" "You're terrible!" "That is embarrassing!" "That's it." "That's good." "Keep it loose." "2,000 years." "The boy who waited." "Good on you, mate." "# You want to stay with me in the morning" "# You only hold me when I sleep... #" "Did you dance?" "Well, you always dance at weddings, don't you?" "You tell me." "Spoilers!" "The writing's all back, but I didn't peek." "Thank you." "Are you married, River?" "Are you asking?" "Yes." "Yes." "No, hang on." "Did you think I was asking you to marry me, or-or-or asking if you were married?" "Yes." "No, but was that "yes", or "yes"?" "Yes." "River who are you?" "You're going to find out very soon now." "And I'm sorry, but that's when everything changes." "Ah..." "Oi!" "Where are you off to?" "We haven't even had a snog in the shrubbery yet." "Amy!" " Shut up, it's my wedding." " Our wedding." "Sorry, you two - shouldn't have slipped away." "Bit busy, you know?" "You just saved the whole of space and time." "Take the evening off!" "Maybe a bit of tomorrow." "Space and time isn't safe yet." "The TARDIS exploded for a reason." "Something drew the TARDIS to this particular date and blew it up." "Why?" "And why now?" "The silence, whatever it is, is still out there, and I have to..." "Excuse me a moment." "Hello!" "Oh, hello." "I'm sorry, this is a very bad line." "No, but that's not possible." "She was sealed into the Seventh Obelisk." "I was at the prayer meeting." "Well, no, I get that it's important." "An Egyptian goddess loose on the Orient Express." "In space." "Give us a mo." "Sorry, something's come up." "This will have to be goodbye." "Yeah, I think it's goodbye." "Do you think it's goodbye?" "Definitely goodbye." "Goodbye!" "Goodbye." "Don't worry about a thing, Your Majesty." "We're on our way."

"They Evolved" "They Rebelled" "There Are Many Copies" "And They Have A Plan" "Previously on Battlestar Galactica" "Network the FTL computer with a nav, dc, and fire control computers." "Once they're linked, we'll only need ten minutes to complete the calculations." "Really, you're gonna out-think the Cylons at computer software?" "Cylons are hacking our network." "Attempting to access our mainframe." "What the hell was that?" "Uh, it's the virus, sir." "I think it must have spawned copies of itself in some other computer systems." "It's knocked out main power and auxiliary units." "I love you, Chief." "What do you want from me, Helo?" "She's a Cylon." "I'm not gonna let you kill her!" "Okay?" "She's carrying my child." "I have terminal breast cancer." "Dr. Cottle will verify the diagnosis." "I have a few months to live." "Viper 289, how are we feeling today?" "Oh, great." "Hey I thought I'd find you here." "Hey, Karl Agathon." "You want to sit in?" "Maybe next time." "So he's the cylon lover." "You know what?" "I don't care who or what he fraks." "He saved my ass down there, all right?" "How could anyone fall in love with a toaster, though?" "Same way I hear everyone was high-fiving our" "Sharon right before she put two in Adama's chest." "The bastards frak with your head." "Yeah." "Just ask the chief." "I knew it." "I need a drink." "Tan, rested, ready." "Look at you." "Rested, anyway." "Nothing to do but eat and sleep in the can." "Hey." ""Unauthorized discharge of a firearm"?" "What a bogus charge." "I know." "They should have given you a medal for popping that toaster." "Hey, chief." "Chief." "I heard that you went to bat for me." "Forget it." "I want you to know" "Forget it." "I need all the knuckledraggers I can get." "Sharon flew 47 missions in this thing." "Still couldn't trap a landing worth a damn." "Had to bend the undercarriage back into place after every landing." "Approaches made her nervous." "She was afraid you'd be watching." "I usually was." "Screw it." "You're folding with three up?" "Are you crazy?" "Not when you've got me beat." "Prince high red, right?" "Been playing with these cards for so long, I know every fold." "So life's a bitch." "What do you want to do, cry about it?" "No, I just want it to end, okay?" "The bad food, the endless rotations, pretending that a card game is the high point of our day." "It's not going to last forever, all right?" "Earth is out there." "Right." "We could all be chasing our tails over some half-assed planetarium show." "And you guys can all go to hell." "I'm going to go find Helo." "Good idea." "Maybe that cylon whore taught him a few tricks." "Hey!" "Look, chief." "I never intended for sharon and I to" "You know,it just kind of evolved." "Just a couple lovesick kids, huh?" "I know how she felt about you, okay?" "She loves you." "Did she fill you in on the rest of the plan?" "She and I were going to muster out at the end of our service." "You know, then we would get married." "Maybe we would have children." "I guess I'm just a big frakkin' idiot, though, huh?" "Probably that goddamn toaster's plan all along." "Don't call her that." "Sucker some moron into giving her a kid." "Hey, you know, but you know what?" "I should probably be grateful to you." "Probably be grateful." "You know why?" "Because that freak in her belly could have been mine." "Hey, you okay?" "I'm sorry." "Son of a" "That's enough, Chief!" "You don't get to call it." "Enough!" "Come on, you damn toaster lover!" "I don't even know why I'm mad at you." "My Sharon's dead." "That thing in the brig, that isn't Sharon." "Roger, blue leader." "Say fuel state." "Ah!" "What the hell is that?" "It was us, sir." "But I can't find a source for the transmission." "Something's triggering our com system to broadcast an automatic signal." "Which the cylons could trace to get a fix on our position." "Let's assume that for now." "Update and distribute the emergency jump sites just in case they show up again." "Dee, get me a" "Battlestar Galactica [2x09] Flight of the Phoenix" "English titles Verze 1.0 by Majkl" "47,853 Survivors" "In Search of A Home" "Called Earth" "Earth" "I'm okay." "I'm okay, sir." "Stay down." "We'll get you up to Doc Cottle, make sure everything's okay." "Mr. Gaeta, find out what happened." "I'm okay." "Mr. Gaeta." "A power surge energized the board." "System's been twitchy ever since the cylons infiltrated our network." "Mr. Gaeta, this is more than a glitch." "Commander's right." "I don't care if you have to go through this program line by line; fix it." "Excuse me?" "You heard me." "Sir, I'm running every diagnostic we've got." "Checking each line of code could take days." "I am not interested in excuses." "Fix it!" "It's not an excuse, sir." "It's a frakking fact!" "Mr. Gaeta." "Yes, sir." "Pull yourself together." "I'm sorry, sir." "What the hell is his problem?" "Months on the run, and what do we have to show for it?" "Casualties." "Deteriorating conditions." "This crew needs a rest." "It's finally hitting them, that's all." "Our old lives are gone." "The only thing we have to look forward to is this." "Hey, chief, where's 289?" "I need her for drills today." "Ship's grounded, sir." "What?" "For how long?" "Permanently." "We're salvaging what we can, but it's gone." "Damn it, I need that ship online." "What can I tell you, captain?" "Engine mounts are shot." "Cockpits seals are cracked." "If it was a horse, I'd shoot it." "Chief Come on, Work with me here." "I need your help." "What do want me to do, work my crew to death?" "No, just do your best." "Nobody's expecting any miracles." "Maybe that's the problem." "Frak it." "Why not?" "What's going on, chief?" "All right, here's the deal." "We are going to build a new fighter." "What about the rest of the ships?" "I'm three days backlogged on repairs as is." "This is strictly an off-duty project." "Nobody takes one minute away from regular maintenance and repairs." "You got it?" "You don't think we can do this?" "I wouldn't even know how to begin." "What else is new?" "Oh, screw you." "Okay, he's talking about fabricating a frame, avionics, life support." "It's frakkin' impossible." "You know what, then?" "Forget you." "I don't need you." "Chief, wait." "It's not like that." "I said forget it." "Get back to work." "That's an order." "How much time do I have?" "Weeks." "A month at the outside." "Will I be able to work?" "Unless the cancer goes to your brain." "That happens, you" "Someone's a tad aggressive." "Just shut up and shoot." "My gods, between you and Racetrack, it's like-- having a conversation is like walking through a minefield." "And you're the last person who should be lecturing me about manners." "From what I hear, you've also been riding Chief Tyrol pretty good." "Press it." "I just reminded him that I expect viper maintenance to take precedence over his hobby project." "Nice!" "I'm surprised he didn't take a swing at you." "Come on, Starbuck." "You don't actually think that piece of junk's gonna actually fly, do you?" "50 cubits says he gets it in the air." "Yeah?" "And who's gonna fly it?" "It's not gonna be me." "Don't look at me." "I wasn't looking at you." "What?" "I'll fly it." "I'll fly it." "You?" "Me." "Why?" "Because... while everyone else is standing around whining" "We're whining?" "The chief is doing something positive." "I'm deeply moved." "Really?" "Honestly, I am." "His lips are blue." "You look like a blueberry." "There's no oxygen in here." "There's no oxygen in here." "There's no oxygen." "I'm empty." "Nice shot." "The environmental computer decided that the firing range was overpressurized and started bleeding out air to compensate." "Two more minutes, and we'd have been dead." "Power fluctuations, equipment failures." "Sir, I think I've found what's causing it." "What is that?" "It's a cylon logic bomb." "A heuristic computer virus." "It's capable of learning, evolving, and probably running in parallel with every computer in the ship right now, just waiting to be activated." "No doubt left behind when the cylons infiltrated the network" "Colonel Tigh set up the day you were shot, sir." "That was weeks ago." "Why now?" "Most likely, sir, it took this long for it to crack our encrypted pass codes." "And once that happened, it started testing its ability to control our systems-- electrical, environmental." "How do you kill it?" "Well, that's the tricky part." "If it's a cylon virus, it is extremely difficult to eradicate." "Well, I guess i'm pretty lucky, then, 'cause I have an expert on board." "Tell Helo to run this past our prisoner." "Come on." "Come on." "Son of a bitch." "I got it; go back to work." "It's a two-man job, chief." "You want this wing up or not?" "On three. one, two, three." "Great, great." "Hold it there." "Sir?" "We're continuing to experience power spikes and equipment failures across the ship." "Thank you." "We'd better up our alert status and put our damage-control teams on stand-by." "Not yet." "Have you seen this ship that the chief is building?" "His imaginary fighter?" "I don't need to see it to know it's a waste of time." "The deck crew doesn't seem to think so." "We need to focus on the fleet we've got left, not get bogged down in some pipe dream." "We should shut it down." "It may come to that." "But this project, it's giving them something." "I'm not going to take that away... until I have to." "Doc Cottle cleared me." "Feel like hitting something." "Okay." "Don't square up.Don't square up." "Rotate." "And just drop the knee." "That's nice." "Now." "If you want to throw them, I'll be you." "Head in a lock." "Grab the wrist." "Secure the arm." "And I'm just going to drop the knee, rotate 45." "Okay." "Are you all right?" "Yeah." "Just like we did in basic." "Let's bring a live opponent into the mix." "And strip the knife." "Um..." "Hey." "Billy hey." "How long have you been on board?" "I just arrived." "Do you have actual memories of being with the chief before the cylon attack?" "Yeah." "I'm sorry." "You asked." "Do you still love him?" "Helo." "You're the father of my child." "You're the first in my heart." "And nothing is ever going to change that." "All right, we have to get to this." "Dr. Baltar said it's some sort of cylon logic bomb." "Do you see anything?" "Can you flip?" "Sharon?" "I need to talk to Commander Adama." "Right now." "Why?" "It's a cylon virus, all right." "It's been learning your systems, testing, adapting, finding weak spots." "For what?" "So they can turn Galactica's systems against you." "Crash you into other ships, detonate your weapons stores, suffocate the crews." "What about you, the baby?" "I'm a liability to them, a mistake." "Helo, this logic bomb will run its course in a matter of hours." "Once it does, the cylons will be on top of us." "They're gonna kill us all." "Commander Adama" "Whatever it is you have to say, make it quick." "Well, I hate to say it, but you've got the cockpit too far back." "You're gonna run into cg problems when you maneuver." "We're not going for maneuverability, Captain." "We're going for speed." "Besides, you didn't think this thing would fly anyway." "Well, it sure as hell won't with the cockpit rammed up its a" " Dee?" "Hey." "What are you doing here?" "Communications, I think." "Chief's great with the hydraulics, but this com system's a mess." "Ten hut." "Had to see this with my own eyes." "Won't be long before we have the whole CIC down here." "You working on this class project too, Apollo?" "No, sir." "It's good to see someone has a little sense." "Where's the chief, the tool room?" "Ah, getting in some rack time, sir." "What's this, chief?" "I'm making solvent, sir, to clean machine parts." "Solvent my ass." "I know a still when I smell it." "What the hell are you up to?" "I need booze to trade for parts." "I'm scrounging most of what I can from the fleet, but I need engines." "I know I need Commander Adama's permission to cannibalize one of the wrecks." "Engines or not, we both know that piece of crap out there is never going to fly." "I gotta try, Colonel." "What's the point?" "Because that ship, the work, that's all I've got left." "I don't have that, I" "I almost forgot." "I promised the XO of the Baah Pakal I'd help him out." "Sir?" "He's got some obsolete DDG-62 engines taking up space on his flight deck." "They're probably crap, but I told him that I would have a crew in there to haul 'em out as soon as possible." "Glad to be of help, sir." "Good." "Madam President, your shuttle's ready." "Of course." "Thank you again for letting me use your quarters." "I wanted to return this." "This was a gift." ""Never lend a book," I know." "But I've had it far too long." "It belongs in your collection." "I'm late for a Quorum meeting." "Is there a problem?" "Our computers have been infected by a cylon virus, corrupting systems throughout the entire ship." "I've just been notified that this is a prelude to an all-out attack by the cylons." "I assume you've tried to disable it." "Mr. Gaeta and the Vice President are handling that right now." "I'm not hopeful." "Commander, I'm not sure what I can offer you here besides my moral support." "Actually, Madam President, I could use your advice." "You want to what?" "Completely erase our computer drives, cold restart the entire ship's system, then restore them using our prewar backups." "Leaving us with our pants down until we're back online." "The commander will never go for this." "I've already spoken to him, sir." "What did he say?" "He's considering it." "It's the only way to destroy the virus." "I thought the commander told you to stay out of this." "I'm sorry; do you want to survive this one or not, Colonel?" "All right, so we calculate a jump and get some distance on these cylon bastards" "No, sir, we can't risk a jump." "All of our systems are compromised, including navigation." "The virus could drop us in the middle of a sun." "We're running out of time; our signal's going to catch up with the cylon fleet." "If have not come up with anything before then" "They'll take control of all of our systems, and then they'll have a hundred ways to kill us." "I've just come from seeing our cylon prisoner." "She's offering a possible solution to the problem." "And you're wondering if you can trust her." "It took everything I have not to put my hands around her throat." "I can't believe i'm contemplating this." "We both know the cylons are experts at manipulation." "They will do anything to confuse you." "This is not the one who shot me." "Can they really be that different from one another?" "Commander, if you're asking me if it's possible that your judgment's been clouded by your history with this particular cylon model, well, I'd have to say yes." "But... we created them." "There's always a chance we might find common ground." "We need to work quickly." "We're on borrowed time." "Let her go." "Dee, do you still carry your father's pocket knife?" "Give it to her." "Mr. Gaeta, can you set me up with a fiber-optic com link?" "I need broadcast to all frequencies and direct link to the mainframe." "Do it." "Sir." "Right here, Sharon." "Thanks." "Dradis." "Here they come." "Multiple targets." "Bearing 371 carom 552." "Cylon raiders." "Bastards tracked us, all right." "Launch vipers." "Apollo, the raiders are holding." "Galactica, Apollo." "Raiders are holding formation." "Repeat, raiders are holding formation." "What the hell." "Okay, this is how it's going to work." "The raiders are going to send a signal to activate the virus." "It could take a few seconds." "On my mark, initiate the computer wipe." "Miss the window..." "The virus takes over every system in the ship." "Yeah." "Sometimes you gotta roll the hard six." "Right, commander?" "What the hell is she doing?" "They've made contact, sir." "It's moving too fast;" "I can't follow it." "We gotta stop this." "Stand by to execute computer wipe on my command." "Systems ready, sir." "Wipe the hard drives now." "Do it." "My gods what are they doing?" "Weapons are still offline." "No dradis." "Systems down." "We're looking at a godsdamned bloodbath." "We're defenseless." "Apollo, Hotdog." "Here they come!" "All right, copy, Hotdog." "Gods, there must be hundreds of them." "Cylons are still moving in." "She set us up!" "Give me your sidearm." "If they're coming for you, they're gonna be very disappointed." "Do it." "What are you waiting for?" "This." "What the hell?" "We just transmitted a signal." "Uh, Galactica?" "They--they seem to have lost power." "They're drifting out of control!" "What the hell?" "Cylons sent a computer virus." "But we just sent one back." "Apollo, this is Galactica." "Kill the bastards." "Yeah!" "Come on, baby." "Roger that." "Vipers, weapons free." "Engage." "This--this is payback." "Yeah!" "How do you like that?" "You seeing this?" "Got this toaster padlocked." "Come on!" "I got another where that one came from!" "Guys, clean 'em up!" "Come on;" "let's go." "Officers." "Yes sir." "Take this thing back to its cell." "There you go, chief." "Nice to be small, huh?" "Ship's got more than one engine." "Get to it." "We are so damn close." "There has got to be some extra metal lying around that we can use to skin this thing." "Floorboards, extra bulkheads, something." "Most of it's ticketed for viper repair." "Who says you need metal?" "Carbon composite." "Good call, Helo." "It's going to be hard as hell to see on dradis, but the question is, will it fly?" "Just watch me." "Instruments... in the green." "Fuel pressure... nominal." "Apollo, Starbuck." "Blackbird flight is cleared for launch." "Run-up." "Maglock secure, initiate launch sequence." "Oh, don't blow up on me, you bastard." "You are clear for launch." "Blackbird is away." "Hey!" "Hey." "Will you take it easy?" "Start slow." "You're testing the ship." "It's not about the pilot showing off." "I'm not showing off." "Gods damn it, what is this?" "What are you trying to prove?" "I'm not trying to prove anything." "You've got to be kidding me." "Whoo!" "Oh, lords." "Okay." "Let's see what this baby can do." "Yaa-ha-ha-ha!" "Starbuck, where are you?" "Starbuck, do you hear me?" "Starbuck!" "She's gone." "Galactica, Apollo, I've lost her." "I've lost her." "No dradis contact." "Starbuck, Starbuck, where are you?" "Starbuck, come in." "Starbuck, do you read?" "Kara, are you okay?" "Of course you lost contact." "It's a damned stealth ship, remember?" "Oh, you" "Commander on deck." "As you were." "Chief Tyrol?" "This is the blackbird?" "Yes, ma'am." "Madam President, this is an honor." "No, the honor's mine." "It's remarkable." "Just a ship, ma'am." "Oh, you're much too modest." "After what we've been through, it would be very easy to give up, to lose hope." "But not here." "Not today." "This is more than a ship, Chief." "This is an act of faith." "It is proof that despite all we've lost, we keep trying." "And we will get through this, all of us, together." "I promise." "Commander." "Uh, Madam President." "This was supposed to be a surprise, but, well" "Thank you." "If you'll do us the honors, Madam President." "Of Course, Oh." "Kidding." "Hell of an idea, using carbon composites." "It was a good job." "Nice work." "That was lovely." "They wanted to do that for you." "Thank you." "None of this would have been possible if you hadn't trusted the cylon." "I took your advice, met on common ground." "What was that?" "We both wanted to live."

"You know that taking 100 steps backwards is like taking 1,000 steps forward?" "Burns 1/5 more calories, fixes, uh, lopsided muscles, corrects posture." "You know what they say?" "That if you're running while you're talking, you're not trying hard enough." "Oh, no, I got great lung capacity." "No matter how fast I run, I can still chat." "[horn honks]" "Hold on a second." "Just..." " What?" " Get in the bush." "[fence clanks]" "I'm having Jamie flashbacks." "She's still stalking me." "Every time I see her, it's like she's lost more of her marbles, and I half-think they're falling into her bra, I swear to God." "What are you doing?" "Just give me a second." "You can have more time." "I don't want more time." "I'm ready to talk." "We're only gonna get one chance at this." "More time means more risk." "Okay." "I'll talk to the boss, see if I can set something up." "Tonight, if possible." "You're pretty confident in what you've got." "Yeah." "Let's just get this over with." "You ever notice that the more you try to avoid somebody, the hotter she looks?" "Look, I just need you to be quiet for one second, okay?" "McNally?" "Juliet?" "What are..." "what are you doing here?" "What do you mean?" "Well, I mean I thought you lived on the other end of town." "Yeah, no, I was just walking the dog." "Oh, yeah?" "I mean, it was my friend's dog, and then the friend took the dog home, so..." "That makes sense." "Yeah." "I'm just really, you know, not ready to commit to one of my own." " Uh-huh." " Yeah." "Anyway, I will, uh, I guess I'll see you around." "See ya." "What just happened?" "♪" "Yeah, buddy." "[laughing] Ohh." "Well, I can't believe it." "It's Swarek, the traitor." "I still can't believe that you chose a woman over sports." "Yeah, but not just any woman." "Ah, true." "Uh, you know the deal." "I got that 20-foot Stanley coming next week." "It's got like 145 horsepower or something like that." "You could ski behind it." "But the, uh, plumbing..." "that's still a bit rustic." "Rustic is perfect." "You know, you're leaving me a huge gap in the infield." " Who's gonna play the hot corner?" " You got a whole lot of keeners." "I've been at that game every single year." "Oh, no, I don't need keeners." "I need veteran presence." "I owe you." "All right, see you over there?" "Nope." "Got the keys to Oliver's cabin this weekend." "McNally for the win." "Nice community spirit." "I already gave Oliver money for popsicles, so suck it." "[chuckles]" "♪ If this is a game" "♪ If this is a game" "Hey." "Hey." "Come on." "Let's roll." "[engine turns over]" "That's what I love about you, McNally... your lack of enthusiasm." "Keep talking." "Look natural." "I think we're standing too close." "It doesn't look natural." "Look, calm down." "Steve's got this." "I got work to do." "[chuckles nervously]" "I think he just told her I'm a bitch." "Why would he do that?" "Because it's true." "Although, you know what?" "He's not so nice." "We can't really help it." "It's in our genes." "I think Steve's nice." "No, he's not." "He's just on his best behavior 'cause you're really good-looking." " Oh." " [sighs]" "He just told her I'm selfish." "How are you doing, by the way?" "It didn't really sound sincere, but it was." "[stammers] Just been a crazy couple weeks," " but I'm glad to be back at work, so..." " Mm." " Hey, Sis." "What's going on?" " Hey." "Oh!" "See?" "I told you she was nervous." "Usually, she would punch me in the face by now." " Stop talking." " LAURALEE:" "It's okay." "Your brother just spent an hour telling me how amazing you are." "There's just one thing that I can't get a handle on." "Have you ever done any community service?" "Or even just worked with kids?" "It's not necessary." "It's just that..." "it looks good." "Uh, do you mean like organizing a sporting event for at-risk youth, uh, sort of thing?" "Like the cops'n'kids baseball game today in Jamestown?" " Gail's all over that." " Really?" "Yeah." "That's my..." "Oh, what... what I've always called that as my passion project." "I love getting balls together." "And kids, you know?" "And... and bats." "It's a "go, team" situation." "[chuckles]" "I'm the caseworker for a number of kids in that community." "Maybe I'll come by." "[chuckling] That sounds just..." "that sounds great." "I think you should bring a glove." "Maybe I will." "Or you could borrow mine, 'cause I have so many." "[laughs]" "STEVE:" "It was nice talking to you." "Okay." "[sighs]" "There is a strange sensation spreading through my body." "That's fear, because you've never played baseball?" "No." "I actually think it's gratitude." "Thank you." "Oh, hey." "Thank you." "[indistinct shouting]" "That looks like third base." "I see you've played baseball before." "I just... recognize third base when I get there." "OLIVER:" "Nick!" "Ooh!" "Nice backdoor slider!" "I have no idea what that means, but that was awesome." "You are with me." "So this means you're going to third base with Oliver?" "Um..." "All right, where do you want me, Coach?" "Uh..." "Here." "Give me a hand." "Okay, I want you to help me keep an eye on these kids, okay?" "None of them are ganged up, but in this neighborhood, it's a viable alternative." "I mean, this neighborhood was right on the edge of becoming a safe community." "Then Boz Shepherd took over what's known as the Jameson Gang." "I know." "I read the stats." "Homicide's up, assaults, drug arrests." "But the real story is this field." "You know, local shopkeepers were gonna pitch in, put a real playground here, and then the gangs and the drug problem drove that hope into the ground." "Yogi Berra!" "[chuckles] [laughs]" "Ohh, man!" "[chuckles] [laughing] Ohh." "How you doing?" "Oh, man, a hundred times better now." "Look... meet Juliet Ward." "She's a transfer from Vancouver." "This is Noelle." "Lovely to meet you." "Nice to meet you." " You're gonna play, yeah?" " Uh, I wish." "15 Division joint." "I am headquarters now." "[scoffs] Come on." "We could really use a ringer." "No cheating in community-outreach baseball." " Rules." " I know." "I know." "Can you believe that the two of us are actually behind a desk now?" "And the city hasn't fallen apart." "Mm." "Not yet, anyway." "[chuckles]" "Juliet's gonna be my assistant coach today." "Yeah, um, he plans for us to lose, I guess." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." "We play hard around here." "People can tell when you're not doing your best." "I'm sure you're right about that." "How far do you think it is to the fence?" "I don't know." "I don't hit for power." "I hit for average." "Nobody pays to see singles." "Nobody's paying for any of this." "Hey." "Help me hand these out." "CHRIS:" "Yellow?" "Yes." "Light yellow, no gang affiliations." "Surprising." "Such a menacing color." "I guess." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "She... she came." "Uh..." "Do I... do I look like I'm participating?" "Large and in charge, Peck." "You're doing great." "Hey!" "Hey!" "120 more clicks to go, and then I'm throwing you in a lake." "Clothing optional." "[crunching]" "Would you like to know which option I prefer?" "How long do you think it would take for a biker to infiltrate the police force?" "Say again?" "Hypothetical question." "Infiltrate in what way?" "Mm." "Let's say there's a female cop, right?" "Single, cute, uh, predisposed to like bad boys." "And there's this guy who is affiliated with a gang." "He makes her fall madly in love with him." "And next thing you know, she's a mole." "McNally, are you dating a biker behind my back?" "Shut up." "I'm not talking about me." "Who are you talking about?" "Nobody." "Nothing." "[indistinct shouting] [cheers and applause]" "Third out." "Whatever." "That was a lucky fluke." "I played in the minors, man." "I'm gonna take you guys down." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, I used to play on the force's national team, so bring it." ""Force's"?" "Army, you mean?" "Yes, sir." "See the world." "Kill bad guys." "Keep the peace." " Rules are rules." " [chuckles]" "MAN:" "Yo, that ump is bogus, man." "That was a bogus call." "Brooklyn, get your phone out of my face." "Boris is over there." "He's looking for you." "Well, you can tell Boris I'm still not talking to him." "Hey, you got to wear a shirt." "I'm not putting on that thing." "No shirt, no play." "Which would be a shame." "That color doesn't even look good on anyone." "I don't know that." "I think I look pretty good in this." "Not even you, blondie." "DUNCAN:" "Know what?" "My day off... mnh-mnh." "I would not be trying to change the neighborhood, okay?" "People around here never change." "Yeah, I'm sure you'd have much better things to do." "Uh, I do, okay?" "Off the top of my head..." "sleeping." "Second..." ""World of Warcraft."" "I just leveled up last night." "It was awesome." "Third..." "ukulele practice." "You ever played the ukulele?" "It's the most soothing thing I've ever played in my entire life." "After work, if you want, I can teach you." " Really?" " Yeah." "No." "Wait." "Are you telling me that on your day off, you'd spend it indoors?" " Hey, Staff." " Hey." "Yeah." "You ever heard of self-improvement?" "Uh, I've heard of selfish improvement, which is what that sounds like, unlike this, which is actually helping other people." "Okay, cool." "Then let's go out there and fight crime in a squad car." "This is a high-crime area, okay?" "We're making our presence felt." "Just by standing here, we're stopping crime." "Plus, they're serving hot dogs at lunch, so... [smacks lips] [police radio chatter]" "Mm." "[exhales deeply]" "Andy, it wasn't a bird." "It was a rock." "I'm pretty sure I saw feathers." "And if it's alive, I-I can't leave it here." "Okay, l-look at that windshield." "If it was a bird... and it wasn't..." "but if it was..." "You're saying it's dead?" "You're saying we killed the bird?" " No, we didn't kill a bird." " [scoffs]" "We killed a rock." "If it was a bird, then we will find it, and we will bury it with a little ceremony, and then we will continue on with our perfect weekend, okay?" "McNally?" "What?" "What does poison ivy look like?" "Like mutant three-leaf parsley." "Aw!" "Come on!" "[rap music plays]" "♪ Yeah" "♪ Ever" "♪ Yo, Mertz" "♪ Yeah, you gotta hit 'em with the big one ♪" "Ohh!" "[cheers and applause]" "Whoo!" "That's all right." "That's all right." "It's a family game." "Family game." "Family game." "All right, everybody, Chris Diaz!" "Let's hear it!" "All right, Diaz!" "Go, blue!" "Come on." "No fastballs." "[chanting] Diaz!" "Diaz!" "Diaz!" " [chanting] Diaz!" " Batter, batter, batter!" "JULIET:" "Ohh!" " OLIVER:" "Ohh!" " Weak, Diaz!" "Weak!" "[laughter]" " This isn't my bat." " Hey-ohh!" "This isn't..." "this isn't." " Oh, you want this one?" " Yeah, yeah." " All right." " That's gonna make a difference." "Yeah." " [applause]" " Yes!" "Thanks." "All right." "Okay." "Come on, Diaz!" "Come on, Diaz!" "[cheers and applause]" "For your future!" "For your future!" "DIAZ:" "Gimme that golden arm!" "Come on!" " Here we go." " Whoo!" "Better hit it now." "Better hit it now." "Out of the park, Diaz!" "Out of the park!" "[cheers and applause]" "Ohh!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Everybody, down!" " [indistinct shouting]" " Get down!" " [tires squeal]" " Heads down!" "Heads down!" "Down!" "Down!" "Down!" "WOMAN:" "Go, go, go, go, go!" "[tires squeal, gunshots]" "MAN:" "Everybody, down!" "Epstein!" "[indistinct shouting]" "Hey!" "Get down!" "Down on the ground!" "GAIL:" "Hey!" " Boris!" " Hey!" "Hey!" " Don't touch me!" " Stay down!" "Boris!" "[tires squeal]" " I'm gonna take care of him." " Somebody help him!" "[crying]" "We're taking care of him, okay?" "[crying] There's blood." "Boris!" "Okay, we're..." "we're taking care of him, okay?" "[siren wails]" "He's gonna be okay, right?" "They're gonna take care of him." "Just, someone here has to take your statement." "Can't it be you?" "I-I have to give my statement, too, 'cause we're all witnesses today." "Okay." " I know you want to stay." " Just keep me posted." " I will." " I got to call Frank." "[siren chirps]" "Did you see the shooter, Diaz?" "No, I didn't get a good look at him." "Yeah, me neither." "Well, you should put that in your statement when it's time to give your statement." "Yeah, no, I get that." "No editorializing." "Okay, so, basically, you can't tell me anything, so it's almost like you live in this neighborhood." "Dude." "The two victims were shot here, and they're on their way to Memorial." "You know who drives a silver S.U.V.?" "Boz Shepherd?" "Dov got a partial plate." "We're checking to see if it matches." "Last 10 months, that guy has turned this neighborhood into a war zone." "All right, if anybody saw anything, they are not gonna tell us here." "We're gonna get all these kids and take them down to 15." "There's safety in numbers." "Uggggggh!" "[scratching]" "How are you not scratching right now?" "I am driving, so it gives me something to think about other than how much I want to scratch." "I can do it, too." "Fine." "I'm gonna tell you, okay?" "But you got to keep it between us." "Keep what between us?" "The mole!" "It's Juliet." " Juliet Ward?" " Yes." "You think Juliet Ward is a mole for a gang of bikers?" "Mysterious transfer." "Happens." "Two phones." "It's fairly common." "Okay, well, when we were back at the prison, one of the inmates recognized her as the ex of one of the drug dealers for The Reapers." "Seriously?" "Mm-hmm." "Said she recognized her from Vancouver." "Did you ask her about that?" "Yeah, she said that she fell in love with him while she was undercover, and then she just got out free and clear, and that's why she's super-cautious now." "Okay." "Seems plausible." "What?" "!" "What... what if she's still talking to him?" "You know, what if she's feeding him a bunch of information?" "Sam, I saw her this morning." "She got out of a random S.U.V." "McNally, I think you should just forget about it." "Why?" "'Cause I think you should." "Why?" "Is there something you're not telling me?" "Yes, there is something I'm not telling you." "I haven't told you how much I need this weekend, how much I want to be with you alone." "So now I'm telling you." "We're gonna have the best weekend ever." "[chuckles, whines] [scratching]" "One of the victims was Raj Varma," "Sidd Varma's baby brother..." "Kill Street Gang." "Yeah, Kill Street's been jostling for position here." "Jameson Gang's been pushing back." "Yeah, maybe Raj was retaliation." " Yeah." " OLIVER:" "Okay." "Partial plate that Dov got matches Boz." "Well, that's a green light to bring him in." "Yep." "I know you took a shot at this guy six months ago." "I had him dead to rights with that stash of weapons." "Dead to rights would have been a properly executed search warrant." " I..." " Steve, I don't make the laws." "Let's just make sure that we do this right." "Everybody, listen up." "O.T. has been approved." "I want everybody back in their uniforms." "I want you to talk to those kids and find out what they saw on that baseball field." "Sorry, Staff, but who are we gonna find that's gonna take the risk of I.D.'ing Boz?" "Somebody who cares about their community." "Okay?" "Be friendly." "This is still outreach." "Get going." " I'm rolling out with you guys." " All right." "DISPATCHER:" "All units, bolo for suspect Boz Shepherd." "Black male, early 20s, 6'2", 180 pounds, driving a silver S.U.V., tag Alpha-Uniform-Golf-Romeo 6-3-9." "[sirens wailing] [tires screech]" "Let me see your hands!" "Oh." "Mr. Boz Shepherd." "Detective Peck." "You here to take another run at me?" "Get out." "Turn around." "Let's see what you got, huh?" "You know Detective Traci Nash." "This here is Officer Diaz and Peck." "Baby sister, huh?" "That's cool." "If you can't trust family..." "So, you want to talk?" "Let's talk." "Not without these." "Pretty sure you and I could find a better use for those cuffs, Baby Sister." " You say it again!" " Hey!" "Hey!" " Say it again!" " Take it easy." " Steve!" "Get off!" " Say it again!" " CHRIS:" "Let's go." "Let's go." " Hey!" "Stop it!" "Look at me, okay?" "All right." "I'll tell you what..." "you get me a confession, and I will buy you that terrible bottle of wine." "You know, the one with the naked baby angels on it." " Okay?" " Yeah." "All right." "Sounds good." "Commissioner." "I was down three strokes to Councilor Grey on the 14th at Cascade View." "You know that hole..." "the sand trap on the left?" "Uh, no, sir, I-I can't say that I do." "Cascade View is a..." "is a private course." "Thank you very much for coming down here on a Saturday." "Where's Inspector Jarvis?" "Uh, he's at a conference." "We couldn't get him." "Okay, so what's going on?" "We have Boz Shepherd for the shooting that happened today." "Uh, we have a partial plate, and I knew that you'd want to be here." "The trail better be clean." "Yeah." "Yeah, by the book." "We got the weapon?" "Any witnesses?" "Not yet, sir." "Not yet." "But, uh, my officers made some real connections with those kids at the baseball game today, and there is something there." "And I'll make it stick." "You know, if I left my game today to see Boz Shepherd go down, I can live with that." "But if we let him slip again..." "We won't." "We won't." "Good." "[door opens]" "You gonna stay in observation?" "GAIL:" "Yep." "All right." "[buzzer]" "Mr. Shepherd tells me he's quite broken up about the shooting." "Shooting up kids playing baseball?" "[scoffs]" "What kind of man does that?" "Same kind that's taken over six towers in the neighborhood." "The same man who invented drone patrol... where you toss someone off their balcony to zero in on their money." "Same man who's got an alibi for 6 murders in the last 10 months that were gang hits." "A man like that would, uh, shoot up a field full of kids, yeah." "Yeah, also a field full of cops?" "That part make sense?" "You got a silver S.U.V." "Your plates match what our officers I.D.'d." "I leave that car out on the street with the keys in it." "Little test for the neighborhood." "See who's got the stones." "I guess somebody does." "That's handy." "So, you drive up and you shoot a bunch of kids, you park the car and leave the keys, right?" ""Not me, Officer."" "No, not me, Officer." "Look, I got a Saturday routine... breakfast at Roti Street, read the paper, see what's going on in the world." "I was nowhere near that field." "Not in the car." "[scoffs] Check my alibi." "You intimidate people to keep them quiet." "I know that." "And somebody saw you, and eventually, one of them will say something." "Yeah, Boz was here." "Saturday morning, comes for breakfast, reads the paper." "What, so he's a regular?" "He comes every Saturday?" "Regular customer's a good customer." "How many regular customers are you getting these days?" "Mr. Kim, you can't build a business on one gangster." "You think I don't know that?" "So, was he here?" "Yes, he was here." "Every Saturday, he's here." "I wish it wasn't true, but it is." "Let's load in the food, take off our clothes, and get in that lake." "Sounds good." "[keys jingle]" "Oh, crap." "Somebody broke in." "Or something." "[exhales deeply]" "Smells like a zoo in here." "All right, you know what?" "No problem." "We'll clean up." "It'll take an hour... tops." "We'll be right back on track." "[sighs]" "What is up with you right now?" "I mean, usually, it's me who's overenthused about terrible situations." "Every goal is sweeter when you have to work for it, McNally." "Uh-huh." "I'm gonna find some calamine lotion, and then we're gonna scrub this place clean." "Best weekend ever." "Don't push it." "[sighs]" "BROOKLYN:" "I told you..." "I didn't see anything, and I wasn't filming when the shots were fired." "Don't you need a warrant for that?" "You said we could look at it, right?" "[mouse clicks]" "See?" "Nothing." "Okay." "Just give it a minute." "MAN:" "Go ahead, baby." "Don't be shy." "[giggles]" "Stop." "Babe, you promise you won't show anyone, right?" "Promise." "Uh, naked lady." "Uh..." "Oh, my gosh." "Why is this on your phone?" "You are the youth of today, and I do not understand you." "I'm old." "I'm officially old." "Man." "What are you doing?" "No, I-I wasn't..." "There are kids in the hospital." "Can we focus?" "Yeah." "No, I was... [sighs] There you go." "Look, I already told you there was nothing to see." "You know what?" "Don't rush it." "Sometimes if you just relax, even close your eyes, play it back, you might remember something." "I was playing ball, man." "I wasn't watching cars go by." "Sure, but you're an athlete." "You got great reflexes." "I'll bet when you heard those gunshots, you looked to see where they were coming from." "Even if I did, I'm not a snitch." "Ramon, doing the right thing isn't being a snitch." "You're putting a guy in jail that hurts people." "I want to play baseball." "But I have to stay alive to do that." "Look, can I just see him?" "I really need to see him." "Michie, you can make such a difference here." "You were on the field when the shooter fired." "Your boyfriend got caught up in a turf war." "You think they're after Raj because he was connected to Kill Street." "That silver S.U.V..." "you ever seen it before?" "Yeah..." "belongs to Boz Shepherd." "Did you happen to see who was driving it today?" "You want me to say it was Boz." "And what if I did?" "He'd be out in a week." "No, he won't." "We got two kids down." "The shooter would be going away for at least 20 years." "20 years." "Michie." "Did you see the shooter?" "Look, I know that you're scared, but you got to know that we would do everything we can to protect you." "What about my brother, my family?" "How are you gonna protect them?" "Well, by identifying the shooter, that really is your best chance of keeping them safe." "It really is." "It was Boz." "He was driving." "It was Boz." "[clears throat]" " We got him." " What about Henry Kim?" "Well, if Kim knows Boz got I.D.'d, he just might change his story, right?" "You know, Boz is a talented guy, but he's not magic." "He can't be in two places at the same time." "Yeah, we've got him at the crime scene." "An eyewitness I.D.'d him about an hour ago." "Which means either our witness is lying or you may have been confused about this morning." "Someone saw him at the baseball field?" "Yes, they did." "The Jameson Gang isn't that strong." "If Boz goes away, we're gonna have a field day picking off the rest of them." "You're gonna get your neighborhood back." "You'll be the boss of your own business again." "Yeah, all you have to do is just tell the truth." "Okay, so maybe I didn't see him." "If I'm gonna put Boz away for good," "I'm gonna need a clear statement from you." "I didn't see him this morning." "Boz wasn't here." "You're sure?" "Okay." "Thank you." "Gail, it's like you said... all he needed to do was tell the truth." "Hi." "Hey." "[exhales deeply] Wow." "What'd you have for breakfast this morning?" "I'm sorry... what?" "Sorry." "Can I see your phone?" "No." "Uh..." "Let me rephrase that." "You wouldn't happen to have anything on your phone that you would, you know, E-mail to a friend or show your Uncle Gary, do you?" "Of course not." "Okay, so you've deleted everything?" "Yeah." "I think so." "Are you 1,000% sure?" "I could double-check." "Yes, please." "Yes." "Because memories fade, but pictures..." "linger... if you know what I mean." "Yeah, I mean, that night on the boat... that's never gonna fade." "From your memory, right?" "Not your phone?" "Because if those pictures are on your phone, you need to find those pictures and you need to delete those pictures." "Okay?" "I mean, not that I regret it, because my body was pretty bangin' that night." "[chuckles]" "So was yours, but I'm a police officer, right?" "There's a certain standard of professionalism that we have to uphold." "[sighs]" "Chloe, rest assured there is no evidence on my phone that we ever even met." "That's sad." "But good." "That's good." "[clears throat]" "Whew." "Okay." "So, now that we've cleared that up," "I can now go give a lecture to a teenager from a non-hypocritical place of wisdom." "Okay." "[door opens]" "Oh, hey, and, Dov, feel free to use whatever is up in the ol' memory bank for, you know, those, uh, lonely times." "[Michie sighs]" "Hey." "She all done with her statement?" "Yeah, I'm just taking her to the hospital right now to see the boyfriend." "They're booking Boz now." "Look, can we go?" "Hey, Michie." "You asked if it was Boz, and I told you it was Boz." "You said you'd take care of me and my brother." "No, no, we will... because you're telling us the truth, right?" "STEVE:" "Gail." "It's all right." "What are you doing?" "I feel very weird about it." "Michie's acting very strange." "Henry changes his story because he heard we had a witness." "Yeah?" "Well, what if... what if Raj wasn't the intended victim?" "Raj was the only potential target." "If he was the intended target, why would you keep shooting?" "Don't do this, okay?" "Do what?" "Hey, Steve, I want to get Boz just as much as you do." "Yeah." "And we got him." "We got him." "So don't dig." "You know, you're not the one that screwed up last time." "There's been three drive-bys since he walked, okay?" "Two dead." "That wasn't your fault." "It was." "I had the guy but not the paperwork." "Okay, this time, I got it all." "Okay." "So, we are letting you go." "CHLOE:" "What?" "Why?" "They found an eyewitness for Boz Shepherd." "You will get this back, but first, you are getting a piece of advice." "Well, you need to tell whoever sent you this that it is not okay." "Sure." "He's lying in a hospital bed with a gunshot wound." "But if Boris survives," "I'll let him know you don't approve." "Boris sent you this video?" "What video?" "A nudie video of his girlfriend." "Boris sent it around last night." "Are you..." "talking about Michie?" "Yeah." "Apparently, it went viral." "You sure about this?" "Don't know yet." "Does Steve know you're here?" "How's he doing?" "Doctor said he's gonna be all right." "You really love him?" "He's an idiot most of the time, but... yeah." "I do." "Do Boris and your brother get along?" "It's Winston, right?" "That's your brother." "They do all right." "You know, I looked into your brother, and I noticed, uh... he hangs with Boz's crew a little bit, doesn't he?" "Sometimes." "Not really." "He's in the system." "He has a few arrests but no convictions." "Does he look out for you?" "I look out for myself." "When you asked me how long the shooter would serve," "I really thought you were asking me about Boz." "I was." "My older brother, Steve... he nearly caught Boz about like six months ago, and then something went wrong with the paperwork, and Boz went free." "This arrest means everything to him." "And now it looks like I might take that away." "Your brother must have been devastated by that video." "Look, it's not a big deal." "Come on, Michie." "That's... a video like that, that's a very big deal." "And I know that if there was a video like that of me, my brother would lose it." "He said Boris was making me do things... that weren't right." "But it's on me, all right?" "I knew Boris was taking the video." "No, y-you didn't know that he was gonna send it to all his friends." "That's not on you." "Michie, there are gonna be a lot of cops out there." "They're gonna be knocking on doors and asking if anybody saw your brother using Boz's S.U.V., and I'm sorry, but Winston does not have the rep that Boz does, so someone's gonna say something." "It was Boz who shot up the field." "I told you." "Boris and Raj..." "they're fine." "Yeah, that's great." "I'm..." "I'm..." "I'm glad." "It doesn't mean you can put the wrong person behind bars." "My brother's a good guy." "He opened fire at innocent people." "Now, I can help you." "I can." "I can help both you and Winston, but only if he surrenders." "You want me to turn my brother in?" "I want you to do what's right." "Michie." "Come on." "Let's go home." "Winston Brewer... you're under arrest for two counts of attempted murder." "MICHIE:" "You shouldn't have done it." "I didn't need you to defend me." "[police radio chatter]" "You're supposed to watch out for your family." "I know." "GAIL:" "Winston Brewer, two counts of attempted murder." "I appreciate you putting the car back where you found it, Win." "But shooting up a neighborhood game?" " Man, that's just cold." " Get out." "Traci." "Is Boz aware of any of the behind-the-scenes?" "No." "He only knows what he just saw." "Michie and the rest..." "they're safe." "You know I had to do it." "Oh, sure." "I know that." "Steve..." "Gail, he was right here." "We could have put that guy away, but now..." "now he's back out there." "Because he didn't do it." "You know, I thought we had each other's back." "Yeah, same team for the first time." "I did." "No." "No, I guess not." "Lauralee said you needed a visit." "Hey!" "Oh, my God, what are you doing here?" "LAURALEE:" "Sophie, you know what Gail did today?" "She was a hero." "She saved a girl without even knowing her." "She didn't even think twice." "No big deal." "[chuckles] [chuckling] Whoa." "What was her name?" "Michie." "I like that name." " You do?" " Yeah." "We call my friend Michie, but the teachers don't say her whole name." "What's her whole name?" " Michelle." " Yeah?" "Thank you." "Have her back by 7:00." "Okay." "You know what?" "There are no rules at my house." "Did you know that?" " Nope." " You know why?" "'Cause there's no adults at my house." "[chuckling] What do you think about that?" "[chuckles]" "I think, uh, we're almost done." "Yeah." "[both sigh]" "I don't know how I'm gonna drag myself back up to that cabin." "I'm sorry." "For what?" "I just, uh... kind of wanted this weekend to be perfect, you know?" "Everything... just so." "And, uh, it's kind of been like the last six months, you know, in a little bottle... best of intentions, but... it's just a disaster." "But you're still here." "I like this weekend." "I'll have you know I love killing birds." "And one of my favorite things is getting poison ivy all over my body." "This is better than perfect." "It's us." "Come on." "Let's get back to the cabin, all right?" "Fire up the barbecue." "I don't care who cooks." "Actually, I do care..." "you." "Marry me..." "Mcnally." "Oh, my God." "McNally?" "[chuckles] [chuckling] Yes." " Yes?" " [laughing] Yes." "Yes?" "Yeah." "[sighs] [exhales deeply]" "Well, a few hours ago, this was a crime scene, all right?" "But right now and tomorrow, the day after that, it's still gonna be a baseball field." "It's gonna be, uh, the only baseball field these kids got." "You know?" "So let's get out there and get it back into shape." "Let them know that we haven't forgotten about them." "Let's go." "Hey." "Come on in, guys." "Hey." "I'll take that." "Yeah." "Throw it around." "Nice." "You guys, too." "Well, it's not such a bad night after all." "Mnh-mnh." "Even though it does still smell like a zoo." "Mm." "Go with "earthy"..." ""primal."" "Right." "Appropriate, no?" "Right." "[chuckles]" "It is what it is." "Which is why it's perfect." "[sighs]" "You know what'd make it more perfect?" "If you would tell me about Juliet." "[chuckles]" "You are relentless." "It's one of the reasons why you love me so much." "Yeah." "Mm-hmm." "What makes you think I know anything about Juliet?" "[scoffs]" "Because you told me to let it go." "Right." "You never say that unless you're hiding something." "♪ To see that you were sleeping ♪ [clears throat]" "Hmm?" "After the explosion in the evidence room..." "Yes, where I almost died and you remembered why you love me so much... again." "[chuckles] ...and Ted McDonald was found dead..." "I really shouldn't be talking about this." "Really?" "I mean..." "I-I couldn't stop thinking..." "All right." "[clears throat]" "I-I-I couldn't stop thinking about everything that Ted was saying about corruption in 15 Division... about it being Commissioner Santana... the fish stinking from the head." "And then all of his evidence blows up." "Mm-hmm." "If it's true... it's a very tricky investigation." "[sighs]" "So I went to a good friend... someone I absolutely trust in Internal Affairs... and I suggested they look into it." "I think Juliet might be the I.A. officer they sent in." "You really think someone at 15 Division is dirty?" "Wait." "Who's your good friend..." "the one you trust?" "[sighs]" "The person that spends the most time with Commissioner Santana is Inspector Jarvis." "He goes above and beyond." "He seems to be in the back of Santana's pocket." "And I know that that might seem obvious, but I do think that it's unusual." "Jarvis is opportunistic and ambitious, but that doesn't make him dirty." "You got anything else on him?" "No, because I think that there's others that are even more suspicious." "Like?" "Chris Diaz." "Just got out of rehab for cocaine addiction, and... he's sleeping with Jarvis' wife." "Diaz?" "You're bringing me Diaz?" "Well, I'm saying that it's suspicious behavior." "He's just traded one addiction for another." "He'll get over it." "Okay." "Well, we can't ignore Duncan Moore." "I mean, he's dumb as a bag of hammers, but he's also got stepdaddy issues." "He's certainly under his stepdaddy's thumb, but do you think Alonso would trust him not to screw things up?" "I couldn't say." "What have you got, Ward?" "You didn't demand this meeting to give me this." "[sighs]" "Bomb was on a 20-minute timer." "You back it up to the moment of the explosion, and you see who enters the evidence room." "We cleared those people." "The ones who signed in, sure." "But there are other people that have key cards, and someone used their key card 20 minutes before the bomb blew." "And if you didn't like any of those other names you're gonna hate this one." "It was Oliver Shaw." "♪ Waiting on the wind to blow our friends back to our side ♪"

"Tell me..." "Where's Grace?" "Bridge... she says." "Tell me." "You were there too." "I've been here... on the phone... with the Committee chair." "Charlie's... two weeks ago..." "I saw you." "I'm serious, Charlie." "I'll make sure the cop leaves you alone, but you do the same." "My Kenny Ken." "Guardian angel." "Makes sense, actually." "What about any of this makes sense?" "Charlie gives us what we both need." "He lets us be who we can't." "Isn't that right, Ken?" "All righty, boys, all clear." "Bring her on out." "You better be careful." "You know what you're doing?" "You don't..." "Better make sure there's nobody out there." "I'm gonna help you out." "Watch it." "Manson, watch the... watch the rail." "Charlie knows, doesn't he?" "About what?" "What we crave... both of us." "I don't crave this... obsession to... to hurt..." "What do you think your marriage is, Ken?" "Huh?" "Disappearing for days to binge on rent boys." "Just tell me what happened tonight, Hal." "Tonight." "That time I saw him again... that time I saw Charlie again, before the Nixon fundraiser..." "What are you talking about?" "It all came back." "Banyin likes to meet 'em... meet 'em and beat 'em." "I tried, Ken, I tried for years to stop myself." "I mean, I..." "I did." "But these girls that Charlie finds..." "I went to him." "I..." "I begged him to find me a girl who could take it." "He said, "Hell, man"," ""I don't have a girl who could take it." "I'll find you one who loves it."" "Sadie." "And he was right." "We were perfect." "So that's who..." "Tonight." "No." "No." "It wasn't her." "He said today, for some reason, she wasn't available." "So he found me another girl." "Meet Janet." "Janet, meet Hal." "Hal." "I love that name." "She just stopped breathing." "I..." "I must have hit an artery or something." "I got..." "The blood..." "I didn't know what to do." "Come on, Janet." "Come on, sweetheart, please." "Please, please wake up." "Please." "Somebody help me!" "Help me!" "Come on, Janet, please." "Kenny, please." "Wait." "The girl tonight, you left her there?" "I came right over." "Free." "Free." "Free." "I beg to differ." "Coffee?" "Are you old enough for coffee?" "I've been hearing things." "Maybe kids shouldn't..." "Fried-egg sandwich?" "Come on." "Eat up." "No?" "Nothing says abandon all hope like cold eggs." "Pullin' a Gandhi, huh?" "Well, I'm starved." "Emma?" "Honey, please." "Enough." "I want to help." "Tell me how to help you." "My boys, my boys." "Welcome home." "Everything's different, but nothing's changed." "Where is she?" "Tell us what you've done with her, Charlie." "Or what?" " Easy, tiger." " Stop!" "Want to play, lawyer man?" "Back up." "Back up!" "Back up." "What's your move, boys?" "Well, come on." "You got all the juice the world has to offer." "Call Dick Nixon." "Huh?" "Ronnie Reagan?" "Well, here's how it is." "I got her." "I'm keeping her." "'Cause she's just covered in old Hal." "Oh, yeah, blood, fingerprints, and all kinds of stuff the cops and D.A.s just love." "And given the high times the three of us shared..." "I don't think you're gonna break up the best and the brightest, now are you?" "You're wrong." "I am free." "All evidence to the contrary." "Sam." "I can't be held much longer unless someone's pressing charges." "Are they, Detective?" "Not my case, lucky for you." "So that's a no." "And I'm emancipated." "Thank you for that." "And please, thank Daddy for me." "You're not going back to that man, are you?" "As fast as I can get there." "No, Emma, baby..." "You can't go five minutes without saying that." "What?" ""Baby."" "That's the me you want, the baby who wore the clothes you picked, played the games you wanted, said the things you liked." "Charlie always said that jail freed his soul." "Yeah, he's a real fount of wisdom, that one." "He's truth." "Everyone who surrenders to him becomes love." "Even Daddy." "I'm not the mother you want?" "Well, you're not the child I want." "You're free." "So am I." "Mom said you wanted me to come over." "Yeah." "I want you to go to a motel and pay cash." "Don't let anybody know where you are, not even me." "Why?" "I think I found a way out." "It's not everything you want..." " Dad." " Or they want." "But look, do you really think that going to prison is gonna stop a war?" "It can't." "It won't." "It'll bring attention." "More of us will come forward." "No." "No, no, no." "No, they'll bury it." "With you." "No, I..." "I don't know if I can stop any of it." "But just let me bring you something." "Let me bring you an offer, and you just see if you can live with it." "Please?" "You are the most stubborn creature on this earth." "Second." "No, third." "Your mom." "Oh, you have no idea." "Peace, man." "I'd kill for it." "Don't have to." "It comes in bottles." "100% legal since 1933." "This is my son, Walt." "Hey." "Yeah." "Hi." "Hi." "Brian Shafe, my... associate." "Associate." "I'm on the job." "Undercover." "Wow." "Dad, you next?" "Nah, I'm too old to hook." "Why do I know your name?" "Oh, I'm the one who introduced you to Robbie Arthur." "Right." "Yes." "Sorry, he didn't mention you were a cop." "Oh, I got to thank him for that." "So you were over there... with him." "Yeah." "You in the movement?" "Here?" "No." "If you're a friend of Robbie's, you..." "It's hard for me." "I'm not judging;" "I don't know what you saw, what you know, any of it, but I'm just not there yet." "All right." "To..." "America." "Whatever that is anymore." "Charlie did that to you?" "I fell." "He didn't believe you when you told him you had no idea why I was in jail." "You know who he's gonna believe?" "Me when I tell him what you really did." "If you were gonna do it, you would have done it." "And I would be dead, I guess." "We've loved each other, Sadie." "I still love you." "What happened?" "What did I do?" "Nothing." "But..." "It doesn't have to be this way with us, with any of us." " Yes, it does." " Why?" "Because he doesn't love me." "He's never loved me." "He barely kisses me." "I just want him to love me." "Well, working out the language and clearing with DOD is gonna take some time." "We need some assurance." "You have my word." "Once we have an agreement, we don't go public." "Dishonorable discharge is the best we can do." "And immunity from prosecution only extends to the documents we've discussed." "Draw up an agreement, get it to me." "I'll have Walt sign, hand over the documents, we all get peace with honor." "You must have some real juice." "Pulling this off came from top of the top." "You got naughty photos of somebody in the White House?" "That'd be illegal." "I'm a cop." "Everything all right?" "Getting there." "I hope." "What's up?" "The scar the judge saw, could it be a wound?" "Knife fight?" "Latin male with a criminal record and a knife wound?" "Good luck narrowing that down." "Some other operation." "Gallbladder?" "Hold on." "So it's a knife wound on the lower right." "The judge is looking at him, right?" "Perp's left side..." "What else could that be?" "Well, hernia could be either side, but bad news is, they're more common than appendectomies." "How much more common?" "Couldn't be more than 1,000." "Charmain, are we under surveillance?" "Always." "I think she likes us." "I like your jobs." "So would you be free to..." "Yes." "How'd you get out?" "They had to drop the charges." "It was my path." "And I'm glad, so glad, because it made me see the world through your eyes, Charlie." "We have to forgive each other." "Always." "No matter what." "And love each other... completely, forever." "Mary?" "You all right there, Mary?" "Are you having contractions?" "What are you feeling, Mary?" "Ah, it's coming." "It's coming." "It's coming." "No, no." "It's too early, Charlie." "Too early for what?" "Your Family is growing." "Come on." "All right, Latin males arrested in Crenshaw... hospitals in Crenshaw operating abdominally on same..." "Zero." "Ditto Wilshire." "Hodiak." "Dad, I need to see you." "What's going on?" "Mom's coming too." "Coming?" "To say good-bye." "Oh, Sam." "Walt's in there." "You have to do something." " Help him." " I'll be back here with a court order." "Our lawyers will have one too." "Guess we all know what your word is worth, don't we, Detective?" "What did you do, Walt?" "He came to see me with the documents, which are no longer in my possession, then he made the call to Major Halpert, surrendering." "Your son's a hero." "Your son is a traitor." " History will determine that." " No, sir." "Court-Martial will." "Please, just... just..." "Please." "Why?" "Everything I know we're doing over there, that we're not supposed to be doing, that they're lying about, you have no idea." "Even Shafe." "Soldiers need to know the war we're fighting." "We all do." "And two, and three." "Go." " Again." " Again." "Again." "There's something wrong." "It's not the head." "It's turned around." "Charlie, Charlie, we have to get her to a hospital now." "Shh." "Charlie." "Charlie!" "It's okay, baby." "It's okay." " I can't do this." " It's okay." "You got this." "No, no, it's too much." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Come here." "When I met you," "I didn't know who I was." "You made me..." "He's here!" "Oh, boy." "Mary, our boy." "Oh, baby boy." "Ah!" "He's here." "Oh, baby." "Oh, baby." "He's not crying." "Charlie, he's not crying." " Charlie." " What's wrong?" "No." "Let me hold him." "Let me hold him." "Let..." "Let me hold him." " Mary..." "Mary..." " Let me hold him, Charlie." "Let me hold him!" "Let me hold him!" "Let me hold him." "Let me hold..." "I can't..." "My baby..." "My baby..." "Oh, Charlie." "My baby..." "This was wrong, Charlie." "It was wrong." "Some things are just meant to go wrong." "Like me and your daddy." "Way the nickel rolled on that," "I would never have chose that, but it led me to you, and you made the Family." "And that, I would never change." "So what happens now?" "To Walt?" "I don't know." "I don't know anything about... anything, it turns out." "I left the..." "I left your number with switchboard." "You mind?" "Yeah?" "Hey, Charmain." "I'm just..." "What?" "No, hold on." "Hold on." "Slow down." "No, no." "He's right here." "We'll check it out." "And thanks, Charmain." "That's good work." "Not a single Latin male in all of L.A. County fits our criminal or medical profile." "Which explains your excitement." "So I had Charmain dig in another direction..." "Middle Eastern, Italian." "Richard Terrio." "Age 28." "5'9", 160." "Hernia operation." "St. Joe's six months ago." "Multiple arrests for sexual assault, robbery, solicitation." " Son of a bitch." " Yeah." "He's our guy." "He's our guy." "On 30." "One, two, three." "26, 27, 28... 30." "Ah!" "Freeze!" "Drop that knife." "Drop it!" "Drop it." " You okay?" " I'm fine." "Look." "Look at that." "Anybody else out there?" "Anybody?" "Antonio!" "Police!" "Hands in the air." "Look who you shot." "Look who you shot!" "Right there." "Look who you shot." "He needs an ambulance." "He's not gonna get one till you drop that gun." "Drop it!" "Now!" "Richie!" "Stay!" "Stay there!" "Stay back!" "Oh, the police." "You ought to get it looked at is all." "I looked at it." "I mean by someone who actually got an education." "Oh, yeah, I forgot, when it comes to blood, you're such a nance." "How's he?" "Oh, you mean that commercial for surgical dressing over there?" "He'll live." "Yeah, but will he play ball?" "Whatever do you mean?" "Sammy, come on." "Both dead?" "One in cuffs, one in a choke?" "I hope you both got the exact same unlikely but stirring..." "Commissioner." "Sir." "Turns out there were two." "Brothers." "But only one was involved in the slaying of the judge's wife." "We think both were guilty for Novo, though." "Which would more easily explain the crucifixion." "Both suspects have to die?" "They did." "Yes." "Why is that, officer?" "Sir, we didn't stab ourselves." "We didn't put the bullets in Terrio or the walls, the brother did..." "The answer is no." "Sir." "I used Terrio as a decoy." "I wanted him to get shot by whoever was in that house if they were armed because I didn't want us to get shot." "And the brother?" "No, he didn't have to die." "I wanted him to die." "I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen now." "You will both be receiving the Medal of Valor." "Officer, due to the undercover nature of your work, you'll be receiving yours behind closed doors, but you'll get yours from me..." "To the cheers of a grateful city." "Raymond Novo." "A judge's wife." "Innuendo." "Ew." "Filth that would have come up in this trial." "These weren't homo killings." "They weren't swinger killings." "They were... killings." "In Los Angeles, we close killings." "You closed these." "For good." "Go away." "Not answering." "Sam?" " Hi." " Hi." "I saw in the paper..." "they arrested your son." "Mm-hmm." "God, Sam, I'm..." "Look, just forget everything." "Please, if you need anything..." "Money for his defense or..." "No." "Thank you, but I'm fine." "Well, I'd like to do something right for someone." "Me too." "Then... let's try." "I'm sick of lying about what I am, who I love." "Charmain." "Thanks again for your help." "It might not be a medal, but I'm gonna bake you one hell of a cake." "Anything else you need help with?" "I am very available." "Guapo, the funeral home." "We need a list of every..." "No, I already made a list." "Three funeral homes in the county could be a potential match for the hearse." "All right, give me the list and I'll see if I can't connect them to Guapo." "I checked." "No paper connection." "You know, I could dress up as a grieving daughter, pretend..." "And what?" "Poke around?" "See if you find the drugs?" "Don't be ridiculous." "Look, you want everything at once, right this second." "I know the feeling." "Okay?" "But trust me, fight it." "You'll get stabbed less." "Just give me the list, and I'll go over it while I'm baking your cake." "Okay." "Sadie." "What's going on?" "Whose is it?" "It's ours." "But how?" "Where'd it come from?" "From God." "My holy Father." "He taketh and giveth." " Tonight the big night?" " Hope so." "Or I wore my girdle for no reason." "Heard you got yours in Lieu's office." "Yep." "Is it heavy?" "Looks heavy." "Lot of ribbon." "Not..." "I don't know." "Yeah, it's nice." "Just maybe a little corny?" "I like corny." "But you don't." "No." "You know, you don't have to do the job the way I do it." "In fact, you shouldn't." "You're doing fine." "Thanks." "This is it, by the way." "What's that?" "As nice as I get." "This is the apex." " This?" " Yeah." "Wow." "Woop." "Moment passed." "Back to normal." "We need to make some decisions." "No, the office is too..." "We're too exposed there." "Hal, we both know what we need to do." "Let's not say it on the phone." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Mary, his skin is like the first breath of the world." "Tell me I'm wrong." "Fate." "Oh, fate." "You cruel, beautiful thing." "I give you my heart." "My whole heart." " I'm gonna drive you." " No, come on." " No, you're in no shape..." " No, I'm fine." "You're in no shape." "You don't know how to drive this car." "Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute." "We haven't talked about Charlie." "Sure we have." "We did?" "I don't remember." "Oh, yeah." "It's all decided." "Shafe, I've got good news." "Charmain, what did you do?" "All I did was pose as a grieving sister." "I told them my brother had just died over there and said I'd heard they were particularly good with deceased veterans." "He said, yes, that was true, but things were very busy right now, and he wasn't sure if he could help me." "Also, the license plate number for the hearse that the dancer gave us is a match." "You do recall being told not to do what you just did?" "Yes, I do, sir." "You know every time you call me "sir,"" "I know that it's code for "ass."" "I was not aware of that, sir." "All right, just give me the full license plate on the hearse." "Sugar clam?" "What are you doing here?" "Charmain." "I said, sugar clam, what are you doing here?" "Ah, all right, put her down." "Please." "Please." "Please." "She's alive." "All right, here." "Well, he ain't gonna." "You do it, Charlie." "She's one of my girls." "Wouldn't be right." "But she can name you..." "Hal." "She knows your secrets." "She knows your secrets, Ken." "Before you even get started in life..." "Jeez, Kenny." "What are you..." "Please, tell me I'm dreaming." "What'd you put in my drink anyway?" "I guarantee you, it wasn't enough." "You can't." "You can't." "I already have." "No, Kenny." "Buddy, you can't..." "No!" "No." "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Charmain!" "Charmain." "Leadership, bravery, and common sense." "When a man takes that oath and puts on that shield, these are the qualities that one must hope he has." "But some among us have more than their fair share of such qualities." "They lead by valorous example." "Shh." "Everything that lives dies." "But even the briefest spark shines." "Our first child will light our hearts into the future, a future that belongs to him." "His is the purest living soul among us, the sacred black canvas of innocence, who we christen this night" "Valentine Michael Manson." "We will color his soul with everything we know, everything we are." "We will be his only teachers, and one day... we will be his students." "The Medal of Valor is given to those officers who embody the finest qualities of the Los Angeles Police Department." "Tonight, we award it to Detective Samson Benedictus Hodiak." "And with him, we will lead the world to a bright, beautiful light..." "Of a new age." "Excuse me." "Detective, I just want to say congratulations." "Thank you." "I'm Ron Kellaher." "I'm with Internal Affairs." "There was a witness, so I'm gonna need to speak to you tomorrow."

"Previously on "Justified"..." "Carl:" "Lick the floor!" "I said now!" "[All scream]" "Walker:" "What do you say, friend?" "Isn't it time to sell?" "Raylan:" "It is time to sell, but not to you." "Walker:" "You have second thoughts, you'll have no trouble finding me." "Boyd:" "If I were to come into a good sum," " would you come away with me?" " Ava:" "No." "I don't want to hear this." "How much money you comin' into, Boyd?" "Boyd:" "Looks like a ledger, some deeds." " Carl:" "Where's all the money?" "!" " The Pig:" "We got the wrong box." "Boyd:" "No, we got the right box." "Dewey:" "I just want back in, Boyd." "I just want you to trust me again." "Carl:" "You think he was a rat for the federals?" " Boyd:" "I think I couldn't trust him anymore." " Raylan:" "We're talking about the bank job Boyd pulled off this afternoon." "Ava:" "First I heard of it." " Raylan:" "That's gonna be your line?" " Ava:" "It's the truth." "Raylan:" "The problem is, if you didn't know about it, then you're of no use to us, in which case, you're going back to prison." "6x02 - "Cash Game"" "[sniffs] [Indistinct talking on radio]" "[Door hinges creak]" "[Dog barking in distance]" "[Gasps]" "Boyd:" "Whoa!" "Whoa." "[grunts]" "Boyd:" "Ava... [sighs] Boyd:" "Easy, girl." "It's just me." " Jesus Christ, what are you doing?" "!" " Boyd:" "Uh, well, I..." "I couldn't sleep and I thought I'd come and finish up those railings, but I..." "I couldn't find any paint." "Dewey was supposed to drop some off." " You ain't seen him around, have you?" " Ava:" "Dewey?" "No." "And what I mean is, what are you doing here, Boyd?" "I mean, you can't just show up unannounced." " Well, do you want me to leave?" " Ava:" "That's what I'm saying, yeah." "[Sighs]" "Where exactly is it that you meant?" "Boyd:" "Excuse me?" "Ava:" "You said you wanted to leave this place, take me with you." "I was wondering where exactly it was you had in mind." "Boyd:" "Honestly..." "I'll go wherever you want to go, Ava..." "As long as it means I get to be with you." "Ava:" "What if I said..." "Iceland?" "Boyd: [laughs]" "Uh, well, I don't own a coat that big, but... if that's where you want to call home, I could probably pick one up." " That's a good answer, Boyd." " Boyd:" "Well, I'm happy it pleases you." "I guess I'll be on my way." "Ava: [sighs] [Car door opens, closes]" "[Engine turns over] [Engine revs]" "Tim:" "I don't know, man." "She doesn't look like a Nazi." "Raylan:" "I ain't saying she's a Nazi." "I'm just saying she grew up near Sukey Ridge." "Boyd's skinheads used to train up there... what he called his Christian Aggression church." "Tim:" "Well, if she is a Nazi, would you still sleep with her?" " Should she be walking by now?" " Tim:" "Oh, good, so that is your kid." "I was worried that was some random internet baby." "Raylan:" "Yeah, I got tired of the cat videos." "Tim:" "Bureau's finishing up." "[Telephone rings, computer beeps]" "Sure you don't want to change your position?" "Raylan:" "Listen to me, there are two kinds of folks living up in them Hollers." " Tim:" "Mm-hmm." " One, sympathizers with Boyd." "They grew up on welfare, but they still don't trust the government." "They won't talk to census takers, and they think we're gonna" " come take their guns away." " Tim:" "And the other?" "Rachel:" "This is the part where you say, "I told you so."" " Vasquez:" "Says all she saw were guns and feet." " How'd she seem?" " Rachel:" "Scared to death of Boyd Crowder." " Raylan:" "That's the other kind." "Rachel:" "You want to know what I was thinking?" " Raylan:" "Always." " Rachel:" "You two head down to Harlan, interview the box owners who were robbed." "Find out what was taken and catch Boyd in" " possession of stolen goods." " Raylan:" "Okeydokey." "[chuckles] Raylan:" "What?" "Rachel:" "I just figured you might want to go at Boyd directly." "Raylan:" "No." "I want to keep building a RICO case like we've been doing." "Besides, we don't have to go at him directly... we got Ava." "Vasquez: [chuckles] 'Cause she was so helpful getting us ahead of the bank robbery." " She's on our side." "Give her time." " Vasquez:" "Yeah. [Sighs]" "Is that what I'm supposed to tell the Attorney General?" "Raylan:" "Tell him what you want." "If you'd like, you could tell him that we're working the case," " we'll have something soon." " Vasquez:" "That the truth?" "Raylan:" "If you stop asking me questions and let us get on the road..." "Rachel:" "All right." "Keep me posted." "[Telephone rings]" "[Tires squeal, screech]" "[Car door opens, closes]" " Walker:" "Glorious morning, isn't it?" " Betty:" "That what you're selling?" "Walker:" "If you mean positivity and charm, then perhaps I am." "Betty:" "Don't know what's more slick..." "your mouth or your ride." "You believe in all my days, I've never driven a Mercedes." "Walker:" "Well, uh, take her for a spin?" "Betty:" "Handsome young man comes to my house, spewing sunshine, offering a ride in his Mercedes... feels like maybe I'm chatting with the devil himself." " John-O:" "What's this about?" " Walker:" "I come to offer you an opportunity to depart this burdensome homestead, live the rest of your days free as newborn babes." "Betty:" "Oh..." "I was right..." "you are the devil." "Walker:" "No, ma'am, just a man with a plan." "John-O:" "You know, another fella already came by..." " Uh, uh, Calhoun something." " Walker:" "Schreier." "He works for me." "John-O:" "Ah, then you know I already told him this property ain't for sale." "Walker:" "That is affirmative." "You are entrenched, he told me." "I said I will increase my offer 20%." "Turning us down then would be an act of insanity." "[Both chuckle]" "Betty:" "My husband's grandparents discovered this plot, built the house themselves." "We have farmed this land best we could." "I taught English at Evarts High School for 26 years to keep us afloat during the lean harvests." "It's a legacy, you see?" "And one we don't intend to discard." "Walker:" "Well... nothing lasts forever." "John-O:" "Except this conversation, it seems." "Walker:" "Oh, you do not want to send me away empty-handed." "John-O:" "What I hear, we wouldn't be the first." "After Calhoun came by, I asked around." "I..." "I know you've been chasing the Givens' property." "I know he turned you down." "Walker:" "We'll have the Givens' property soon enough... and yours, too." "How that comes to pass depends entirely on you." "John-O:" "Now, I'm gonna tell you something, and I want you to listen..." "There ain't no version of this story that ends with us selling this house to some peacock." " Walker:" "What did you call me?" " John-O:" "You heard me." "Walker:" "Peacock?" "I..." "I come here in peace..." "[Sniffs] ...try to change your lives, and you call me a peacock?" "A goddamn peacock." ""Peacock?"" "[Title theme plays]" "♪ On this lonely road, trying to make it home ♪" "♪ Doing it by my lonesome, pissed off, who wants some?" "♪" "♪ I'm fighting for my soul, god, get at your boy ♪" "♪ You try to bogard, fall back, I go hard ♪" "♪ On this lonely road, trying to make it home ♪" "♪ Doing it by my lonesome, pissed off, who wants some?" "♪" "♪ I see them long, hard times to come ♪" "Katherine:" "You were supposed to find out where Calhoun's keeping his cash and steal it," " not raid his filing cabinet." " Boyd:" "Assuming he has cash at all and you two ain't been wasting my goddamn time." " Katherine:" "He has it." " Boyd:" "Is that what I'm supposed to tell the three pissed-off rednecks who work for me?" "!" "Katherine:" "The money is there." "You just have to try little harder, Boyd." "Wynn:" "You check his office for a secret safe?" " Boyd: 'Course." " Wynn:" "And his home?" "Boyd:" "And his mama's home and the trunk of his blue Cadillac." "If he has $3 million in cash, he hasn't gone near it in the last two weeks." " I could use a cut while you're at it." " Katherine:" "You know, there is another possibility we should discuss." "Boyd:" "Which would be?" "[sighs]" "Boyd:" "You asking me if I have millions of dollars" " hidden under my sofa?" " Katherine:" "Put yourself in my shoes, Boyd." "Boyd:" "Well, I don't know, Katherine." "They look mighty uncomfortable." " Wynn:" "It's a fair question, Boyd." " Boyd:" "You accusing me?" "Wynn:" "Answer the question, Boyd." "Boyd:" "If I had taken that money, I'd be halfway to Mexico by now, wearing a smile and my Ray-Bans, not sitting here taking questions from a woman I hardly know and a man who should've known better than to ask me in the first place. {*}" "Now, you gonna get me that cup of coffee," " or should I get it myself?" " Katherine:" "You can get it yourself." "Boyd:" "Ah, well, so much for Southern hospitality." "Wynn:" "This ledger might be something." "Offshore bank accounts, transaction amounts, dates." "This might be his life raft." "Boyd:" "You better hope it's worth my cut of $3 million." " Wynn:" "I think it's worth a shot." " Boyd:" "I'll be in touch." "Katherine:" "How's Ava doing, Boyd?" "It must have been quite a shock, her getting out of prison the way she did." "Boyd:" "You want to chat about movies or politics or how I take my coffee, I'm happy to oblige, but ain't no way in hell I'm gonna talk to you" " about my fiancé." " Katherine:" "I just simply asked how she was doing." "Wynn:" "Man's had a rough night." "What do you say we let him be?" "[Door closes] We can't gang up on him, Katherine." "Katherine:" "You're as concerned about her release as I am." "Wynn:" "I know how to handle the hillbilly." "Have a little faith." "Calhoun:" "Goddamn." "I knew it was only a matter of time" " before you walked through my door." " Raylan:" "Calhoun." "Calhoun:" "Tired of waiting for that old place to sell itself, huh?" "Well, you have come to the right man." "Calhoun Schreier." "Pleased to meet you." "I guess Raylan told you I'm the best damn realtor this side of the Mason-Dixon." " Tim:" "No, he didn't mention that." " Calhoun:" "God's honest truth." "Nobody moves more property in Harlan County... nobody." "And you know why that is?" "I know what makes people feel safe, the place that helps them go to sleep at night." "Fact is, I put my money where my mouth is." "Raylan:" "Not why we're here." "Calhoun:" "I don't sell Arlo's place in 30 days," " you pay me no commission." " Raylan:" "No shit?" "Calhoun:" "Fact is, I already have an interested party." "Tim:" "All right, look, as big a boner as all this real-estate talk is giving me, that's no actually why we're..." "[Toilet flushes]" " Calhoun:" "That's him." " Raylan:" "That's who?" "Calhoun:" "The interested party." "You just let me do all the talking, and we'll close the deal right here, right now." "Raylan Givens, home seller, meet Ty Walker, home buyer." "Walker:" "Ah, came to your senses, did you?" " Decided to take my offer." " Raylan:" "No, I didn't." "We're here to talk to you about your safe-deposit box, Calhoun." " Calhoun:" "Safe-deposit box?" " Judging by the blank look on your face," "I'm gonna go ahead and say you are not aware that your safe-deposit box at First River Bank was robbed." "Walker: [blows nose]" "Calhoun:" "No." "I also didn't know that Marshals handled bank robberies." "Tim:" "Oh, sure, we're interested in all sorts of fun crime stuff." "Raylan:" "We're just taking inventory of stolen items in case they turn up in the course of our investigation." "Calhoun:" "Well, I wish I could help, but my box is empty." "Tim:" "Well, did you take something out the day before?" "Records indicate you accessed the box the day before the robbery." "Calhoun:" "At which time I took everything out... mostly just paperwork, client documents, and such." " Nothing exciting." " Walker:" "Well, I am relieved to hear that nothing of value was stolen." "[Cellphone vibrates]" "Any notion of a suspect?" "Tim:" "You have any notion of how an investigation works?" "Walker: [mockingly] Only what I done seen on the TV." "Tim:" "Does it rock your world I told you we don't discuss open cases with every Joe dipshit we meet on the street?" "Walker:" "Ah..." "you're kind of a dick, huh, guy?" "Raylan:" "Calhoun, you think of anything might ha slipped your mind, give us a call, huh?" "Calhoun:" "Let me know about representing your place." "Raylan:" "Mm-hmm." "[Door opens, closes] [Cellphone dials]" "[Ringing]" "Walker:" "You being square with those boys that your box was empty?" " Calhoun: 'Course I was." " Walker:" "Yeah, you still outside?" "Those two guys that just left..." "I'm gonna need you to follow them." "[Cellphone beeps]" "Calhoun:" "That smart?" "Following the Marshals?" "Walker:" "Hasn't occurred to you for one second that you might have been the target of that robbery?" "Calhoun:" "Well, why would I be the target?" "Walker:" "Well, I'm sure I don't know, but the boss will want us to find out." "So, we follow the Marshals, who lead us to a suspect, at which point we grab the guy, pull his teeth out till he tells us what we want to know, and then... probably kill him." "[Laughs] I'm just kidding, Calhoun." "Calhoun: [chuckles]" "Walker:" "We'll definitely kill him." " Tim: 9 to 12 months, by the way." " Raylan:" "Hmm?" "Tim:" "That's when Google says babies are supposed to start walking." " How old's Willa?" " Raylan: 9 months. [Cellphone vibrates]" "Tim:" "You worried she might be, uh, behind the curve?" "Raylan:" "I just don't want to miss it." " Tim:" "Who's that?" " Raylan:" "Ava." "She wants to meet." " Tim:" "Okay." " Raylan:" "We still got to interview the rest of the safe-deposit-box owners." " Tim:" "Well, it appears we're a car short." " That ain't our only problem." " You referring to the guy following us?" " Raylan:" "Mm-hmm." "Tim:" "Is this anyone you recognize?" "Raylan:" "No, but he's been with us since we left Calhoun's." "Tim:" "All right, what do you want to do?" "You want to flapjack him, you want to short-bus him," " you want to special-attention him?" " Any of those even things?" " Tim:" "I'm mostly just making shit up." " Speed up." "Take this next right." "Mundo:" "I told you, they ain't doing nothing but driving." "Oh, shit." "Hold on, hold on." "[Tires screech]" "Hold on a second." "Where they going?" "Oh!" "Shit!" "Get out of the road, cock holster!" "Raylan:" "Well, that ain't polite." "Just about hit me, and now you're gonna sling foul utterances in my direction?" "Mundo:" "You're in the middle of the road." " I'm driving." " Raylan:" "I can see that." "Where to?" "Mundo:" "I'll call you back." " It's none of your business, officer." " Raylan:" "U.S. Marshal." " Mundo:" "Still none of your business." " Let me get this straight, son... where you're following me to is none of my business?" " That's how you see it?" " Mundo:" "I'm not following you." "Raylan:" "Step out of the car." "Stretch your legs a bit." "Mundo: [sighs]" "Raylan:" "Goddamn." "You comfortable in this car, a man your size?" " Mundo:" "It's a little tight." " Raylan:" "Yeah." " Mundo:" "So, where's your buddy?" " Raylan:" "Who's that?" "Mundo:" "You know, the guy you were with." "Raylan:" "How do you know I was with a guy if you ain't been following me?" "Mundo:" "I'm not following you." "Raylan:" "Are you saying what I'm saying, like you or are you just repeating this bullshit about," " "you ain't been following me?"" " Mundo:" "I'm not following you." "Raylan:" "Son, are you real smart or real stupid?" " Mundo:" "Choo-Choo." " Ex..." "Excuse me, what?" "Mundo:" "Choo-Choo." "Raylan:" "You're saying your name is Choo-Choo?" "Mundo:" "Since I was a kid, folks called me Choo-Choo." "Raylan:" "Because you like trains?" "Mundo: 'Cause when I hit you, it comes hard, it comes fast... like a choo-choo train." "You want to try me?" "Raylan:" "Not today, Choo-Choo." "Today, I'm just gonna take your car." "[Cellphone beeps]" "[Ringing]" "Where are you?" "Yeah, no." "Forget all that shit." "There's someone I want you to meet." "Katherine: [sighs]" "Markham:" "We should have been doing this the last 14 years." "Katherine:" "I wasn't the one who left Kentucky." "Markham:" "It was only a matter of time..." " whoever flipped on Grady flipped on me." " Katherine:" "I know that." "I didn't blame you for going." "Markham:" "I seem to recall asking you to come with me." "Katherine:" "My husband had just been arrested." "Markham:" "Made me like you even more... way you stuck by him." "Katherine:" "Yeah, it looks like you did just fine without me... come home the big conquering hero in your rolls and your $500 boots." "Markham:" "Yeah, well..." "I suppose life's been pretty good to me." " Cheers." " Katherine:" "Cheers." "And there's this, which is lovely, by the way." "Markham:" "Clean body high." "Mellow." "No paranoia." "Katherine:" "Nothing but the best... that it?" "Markham:" "Be that way from here on, if you want." "Katherine:" "Oh, you gonna take care of me, Avery?" "Markham:" "You never needed taken care of, Katherine." "Katherine: [chuckles]" " You know I'm a grandmother now." " Markham:" "I do." " That make you happy?" " Katherine:" "Not really." "Laurel's got the nanny raising them... some girl from the Philippines." "She speaks Ilonggo to them." "I don't even know what they're saying half the time." "Markham:" "Something else bothering you?" "Katherine: [sighs]" "Markham:" "I get high, I get very tuned in." "Katherine:" "Yeah." "Okay, I'm worried an employee of mine's stealing from me." " Markham:" "An employee?" " Katherine:" "Mm-hmm." "Markham:" "You open up a doughnut shot?" " Katherine:" "The gardener." " Markham:" "So fire him." "Katherine:" "He's in the middle of a big landscaping project, you know?" "It... would be a real chore getting rid of him right now." "Markham:" "Know what I do, keep my people loyal?" " Katherine:" "Do tell." " Markham:" "Overpay them." "Christmas bonus, Easter bonus, President's Day bonus," "Pappy Van Winkle on their birthday." " Don't nobody bite this hand." " Katherine:" "Yeah, well, it must be a little harder to turn a profit, I would imagine." "Markham:" "There's plenty to go around, and it's a small price to pay for loyalty." "Katherine:" "All right, but what if one of them did betray you?" "What would you do then?" "Cut off a finger the way Grady used to?" "Markham:" "If cutting fingers were enough, Grady would still be alive, wouldn't he?" "Katherine:" "Well, what, then..." "take out an eye?" "Markham:" "An eye?" "I don't know." "One-eyed guy can still see, still get a driver's license, even." "Both eyes maybe." "That'd be a good start." "[Cellphone ringing] Walker:" "You let him take your vehicle?" "No, just... what's your position?" "Just hold there." "I'll be by soon." "[Cellphone beeps]" " Calhoun:" "Everything okay?" " Walker:" "Aah!" "[Furniture crashing]" "[Grunts] Aah!" "[Breathing heavily]" "What's the bank manager's name?" " Calhoun:" "What?" " Walker:" "Bank manager." "The manager of your bank, the one that got robbed... what's his name?" "See, the police would have spoken to your bank manager..." "[Cellphone vibrates] ...which means he might know something about who's suspected of stealing your safe-deposit box, so..." " so who's the bank manager?" " Calhoun:" "Um, it's a woman." "[Cellphone ringing] Walker:" "Okay?" " Calhoun:" "Do you mind if I get this?" " Walker:" "Oh, for f..." "Calhoun:" "I-If you m..." "I... eh..." "I-I won't if you don't want me to." "Walker:" "Just hurry up." " Calhoun:" "This is Calhoun." " Boyd:" "You got my text, I presume?" "Calhoun:" "Oh, hey." "Good to hear from you." "Boyd:" "Seeing as how you really don't want to know the answer to that question, I take it now's not a good time." "Calhoun:" "Not... this moment." "Boyd:" "Well, then let me make this quick..." "I was enjoying my morning constitutional, and lo and behold, what do I find lying on the side of the road but a stack of real-estate deeds and a ledger that I believe belong to you." "Now, it seems to me that the reward for the return of such materials should be rather substantial, or else my next phone call's gonna be to your business associates, see what they got to say." "Walker:" "Just hang up." "Hang up, hang up." "Calhoun:" "Well, I'd love to talk to you further on this, but, uh, perhaps in a few hours?" " Boyd:" "Your office, 8:00?" " Calhoun:" "That should be fine." "Boyd:" "And, Calhoun, when I say substantial, I mean a whole lot of money, or you and me gonna have a problem that ain't easily solved, you dig?" "Calhoun:" "Great." "I-I'll see you then." "[Cellphone beeps] I-Important client." "Sorry." " Walker:" "The bank manager, Calhoun." " Calhoun:" "Uh..." "Oh, uh, uh, K..." "K... uh, K... uh... uh... uh, Judy." "June..." "Gladys." "Uh, J..." "J... uh, J-Joyce Kipling!" "Joyce Kipling." "[Door opens, closes]" "Tim:" "Hey, boss." "Where you headed?" "Ava:" "So, I searched it and found these." "Thought they might be from that bank robbery." "You know, it was kind of fun, to be honest." "Felt like I was in a movie." "[Chuckles]" "That what it's like every day for you?" "Raylan:" "How'd you know to look in the shed?" "Ava:" "Told you, I heard Boyd banging around in there." " Raylan:" "What was he doing?" " He was banging around in there." " Raylan:" "Why was he in the shed?" " Said that he was looking for paint, that Dewey was supposed to have dropped some off, but hadn't." "Raylan:" "Dewey." "Huh." "Ava:" "You know, I thought this was gonna go more like," ""Wow, Ava, thank you so much." "This is wonderful."" "Raylan:" "Were they hidden well?" "These docs, were they difficult to find?" "Ava:" "I don't know... not that hard." "What are you getting at?" " You think he set me up?" " Raylan:" "I never said that, Ava." "Ava:" "Oh, my god, you do think he set me up." "Raylan: [sighs] How close are you two these days?" "Ava:" "Like how?" "Am I sleeping with him?" "Raylan:" "You think he's got any reason to suspect you?" "Ava:" "Well, shit, Raylan, I wouldn't have thought so 30 seconds ago." "[Sighs]" " You saying that I'm in danger?" " Raylan:" "I don't know." "Ava:" "If he set them up for me to take and I took them, than what the hell are we gonna do now?" "Raylan:" "Just put them back." "[Music]" "Ava: [sighs] Man..." ""Get me something, Ava." "Risk your life and then put them back." [Groans]" "I swear this man's gonna drive me insane." "Seabass:" "Where the hell you been?" "Mundo:" "Marshal took my car, left me on the side of the road." "That's where the hell I've been." "Seabass:" "He took your car?" "He can't just take your car." "What the hell did you do?" "Mundo:" "Hitched a ride." "What else was I supposed to do?" "Seabass:" "I mean, what did you do that made the Marshal take your car?" " You make a friend?" " Mundo:" "Yeah." "Told you I hitched a ride." "That's the guy that picked me up." "Get this, he was in the sandbox same time as we were." " Tim:" "Tim." "Gutterson." "Rangers." " Seabass:" "Sean." "Tim:" "Good to see you, brother." "Mundo:" "W-We call him Seabass on account of this state department chick he nailed in the green zone in '06." "Tim:" "All right." "They just let you boys take what you want, huh?" " Mundo:" "Yeah, our boss owns this place." " I mean, I ain't gonna say no." "Seabass:" "Can we..." "Can we just back up for one second to the Marshal taking your car?" "Mundo:" "Mmm." "I should have choked his cowboy ass out, left him for dead on the side of the road, but, uh, I figured someone drives by and sees," "I'd have to kill them." "You know, and somebody else drives by and sees, and I'd have to kill... them." "You know, and another car drives by and sees and I have to kill them." " You know, and..." " Seabass:" "I mean, 'cause..." "Mundo:" "He's cool." "I already told him all this shit anyway." "Tim:" "Oh, yeah, yeah, we had a great talk on the drive over." "He says you guys are with Tigerhawk Security?" "Seabass:" "He did, huh?" "Tim:" "Yeah, he said Tigerhawk used to have you overseas." "He misses the action over there, but he likes Harlan." " He likes the hills." " Mundo:" "I do." "I like the hills." " Tim:" "You like the hills, Seabass?" " Seabass:" "No, not really." "Kind of just pussy versions of mountains, you know." "Tim:" "Yeah, you know, I was curious what exactly you boys are working on gets a Marshal to steal your car." "Seabass:" "Listen, Tim." "I-It's Tim, right?" " Tim:" "Right." " Seabass:" "While I appreciate you helping out my buddy, I think you better be on your way." "Tim:" "Come on, man." "I ain't even finished my beer." "Mundo:" "Don't be an asshole, Seabass." "Seabass:" "See, t-the deal with Choo-Choo here is, he got, uh," " some shrapnel in his head..." " Mundo:" "Yeah." "Seabass:... and now I spend most of my time trying to keep him from doing something stupid." "Mundo:" "Better watch what you say in front of other people." "Seabass:" "Watch what I say in f..." "Y-You just told him you were gonna kill a Marshal!" "Mundo:" "Keep disrespecting me, you're gonna ride the train." "Seabass:" "I'm all aboard, Choo-Choo." "Come on!" "Tim:" "All right." "As much as I'd love to sit and hang with you guys, I should be getting back to work, but when I see the cowboy, I'll let him know what you said." " W-Why would you see him?" " Just, you know, around in the office and all." "See, I still work for Uncle Sam." "I'm just with the Marshals now." " Seabass:" "Choo-Choo, you got picked up by..." " Tim:" "Yeah. [Chuckles]" "Threw me for a loop, too." "I'll let my boy know he dodged a bullet." "Mundo:" "You tell him." " Then could you ask him to bring back my car?" " Tim:" "Absolutely." "Caprice:" "Are you okay?" "You seem more intense than usual." " Calhoun:" "Can I be honest with you?" " Caprice:" "Of course you can." "Caprice:" "I don't feel well." "This may be my last day on God's great Earth." "Caprice:" "Oh, my goodness." "Do you have the cancer?" "Calhoun:" "No." "But I'm in trouble." "Caprice:" "Well [sighs]" "You just go ahead and you get out that money, and then you can tell me all about it." "Calhoun:" "God damn it, Raylan!" "We're closed!" "Didn't you see the sign?" "!" "Raylan:" "Oh, I must have missed it." " Oh!" "I don't believe I've met Mrs. Schreier." " Caprice:" "Ew." "Gross." " Sorry." " Payed you as you payed play a tap, Calhoun?" "Especially at 6:00 P.M. on a weekday." "Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens." "It's okay, ma'am." "You're free to go." "Not you, Calhoun." "You sit your ass right there." " Only the truth will set you free." " Calhoun:" "I can't, Raylan." "Raylan:" "I know you lied to me." "I know about the deeds and ledger." "Caprice:" "You should just tell him." "He could help you." "Raylan:" "Excuse me, what?" "Do you want me to do it?" "Raylan:" "I would love that." "Caprice:" "He has been buying property for a group of guys, which seemed innocent enough until he realized they're bad guys." "Raylan:" "Chasing easy money..." "best way to end up over your head." "Caprice:" "Yeah, no shit, right?" "So, he started writing down everything he could remember, like account numbers and amounts, to protect himself." " Raylan:" "You talking about a ledger?" " Caprice:" "Yes, a blackmail ledger, which now he's being blackmailed for, but if the bad guys find out that it exists, they're gonna kill him." " Raylan:" "What does the blackmailer want?" " Caprice:" "I don't know..." "Calhoun:" "Cash they're using to buy up all this property." "Raylan:" "And where's it at?" "Calhoun:" "I meet Walker, he gives me the cash." "Raylan:" "This blackmailer, he got a longwinded, peculiar way of speaking?" "[car radio plays]" "[engine shuts off, music stops]" "Ava: [sighs]" "I thought we agreed you weren't gonna show up here unannounced." "Boyd:" "Well, I think we need to talk, don't you?" "Ava:" "Oh, I believe we do." "After you left this morning, I went back to the shed." "I put everything back the way I like it." "I was just about done when I found that shit you stashed." " Boyd:" "So, you took my shit?" " You're damn right I did." " Boyd:" "Why?" " Are you kidding?" "I heard about that bank got robbed!" "You hid what you stoled on my property, and you wonder why I took it?" "!" " I should have burned it." " Boyd:" "Oh, I know you didn't burn it." "Ava:" "No." "I figured if you went to all the trouble to put it here, risk me getting caught and sent back to prison, oh, it must be awful important to you." " Boyd:" "Where are they now, Ava?" " In the truck, on the seat!" "You take them, and you get them the hell off my property!" "[Music]" "[breathing shakily]" "[brakes squeak, engine shuts off] [doors open] [train whistle blows in distance]" "Raylan:" "Fancy seeing you here." "Boyd: [chuckles softly]" "You know, I've never been entirely certain what that phrase is supposed to denote." "Does it mean," ""this gathering here must be fancy 'cause your present,"" "or is it simply an expression of surprise between two friends or acquaintances?" "Raylan:" "Jesus, Boyd, I was just saying hello." "Oh, is that why you're here, Raylan?" "Say hello to me?" "Raylan:" "Actually, I'm here to see Calhoun." "Boyd:" "Oh, you finally selling Arlo's place, huh?" "On account of I've been transferred." "Off to Florida." "Boyd:" "Raylan Givens a father." "What is the world coming to?" "Try and to raise that baby girl of yours up right?" " Better than we were, anyway." " Boyd:" "Well, what say" "I make you an offer on Arlo's place right this minute, help get you on your way?" " You got that kind of cash, Boyd?" " Boyd:" "Oh, I'm fixing to... soon." "How's that?" "You gonna rob a bank, too?" "Apparently, First River was hit yesterday." "Calhoun just left me a message, said some of his things were taken..." " why he's not gonna make it over here." " Boyd:" "Well, that is news to me." "Raylan:" "Sounded pretty shook up about it... being blackmailed over the return of his things." "I guess he's talking to the cops right now as we speak." "But here I am being rude." "I haven't even asked you what you're doing here." "Boyd:" "Oh, well, uh, the funniest thing..." "I stopped off down at the depot this morning to get a cup of coffee, found some items lying on the side of the road" "I believe belong to our mutual friend." "I took it upon myself to ensure their safe return." " Raylan:" "Mighty Christian of you." " Well, I don't know about that." "I'm just following my instincts, kind of like a higher power slipping you a word." "I just run with it." "You see, Raylan..." "I've learned to thank without arguing with myself." "Raylan:" "Hmm." "Well, I slip a Glock in my holster every morning, so when you hand me them items, do it slow or I'll shoot you." " I think I'll just come back tomorrow." " Raylan:" "Or... you can give them to me if you want." "Why not?" "Save me the trip." "I'd say I'll see you around, but it sounds like you won't be for very long." "Raylan:" "Probably not." " Boyd:" "Does it change you?" " What's that?" "Boyd:" "Having a child." "They say it changes a man." " You think that's true?" " Raylan:" "Guess we'll see, won't we?" "Hmm." "[Keypad beeps, lock disengages]" "Walker:" "Hi, Joyce." "[woman gasps]" "Walker:" "Sorry, sorry." "Didn't mean to startle you." "My name's Ty Walker." "I've been retained by one of the people who got their safe-deposit box stolen from your bank." "Joyce:" "I see." "Well, you know, I'm kind of tired." "Why don't we talk about this tomorrow at the bank?" "Walker:" "My client, he's impatient." "It'd mean an awful lot to me if we could just talk right now." " Let me help you with those." " Joyce:" "Oh, I can get it." "Walker:" "No." "I insist." "There." "Fingers." "So, my client was wondering if the police had said anything to you at all about who they think might have done this robbery." " Joyce:" "The police?" " Or perhaps you've heard rumors and innuendo elsewhere?" "It's a small town." "I'm sure tongues are wagging." "Joyce:" "I'm..." "I'm sorry." "W-Who are you again?" "Walker:" "Ty Walker." "I'm a fully licensed operative." "Tigerhawk Security Services." "Now, you know conversations with the police are not confidential, right?" "There's no law, that says you can't share with me, what they shared with you." "[Sighs]" " What about eggs?" " Joyce:" "Eggs?" "Walker:" "Well, maybe you're hungry." "I get like that on an empty stomach." "I can't formulate a thought in my head." "But... you've got bacon here, mushrooms, bell peppers, but you got eggs inside," "I can teach you a thing or two about omelettes." "We'll talk after you've eaten, okay?" "Joyce:" "Look, I d..." "I-I don't really know much, all right?" "Walker:" "Of course not, Joyce." "Not expecting miracles." "Joyce:" "Uh, uh, the only thing I know for sure is, when I was talking to them, they asked me a couple questions about a local boy..." " uh, uh, Boyd Crowder." " Walker:" "Boyd Crowder?" "Joyce:" "A-Apparently, he's done this type of thing before." "Walker:" "Well, Joyce, that is just ever so helpful." "I thank you kindly." "Rain check on that omelette?" "Have a lovely evening." "Joyce: [grunts]" "[distant bar music]" "[Door opens]" "[Door closes]" "Earl:" "We're closed." " But I could... get you a drink." " Ava:" "I'm Ava." "Earl:" "Oh, shit." "Right." "You're Boyd's girl." "Ava:" "Mm-hmm." "Ava:" "Is he here?" "Earl:" "In the back." "Let me check, make sure it's okay." "Ava: [smacks lips]" "Earl:" "Boyd, your girl's here to see you." "Boyd:" "Well, if by "my girl," you mean my fiancé," "Ava Crowder, she does not need to be announced." " Earl:" "Sorry, Boyd." " You go on home." "Lock up behind you." " Perhaps something to drink?" " Ava:" "Sure." "That's the first time you called me that since I got out... your fiancé." "Boyd:" "Well, it's still true, far as I know." " Ice?" " I'll take mine straight." "Reason I came by, Boyd, is I don't like where we left things off earlier." "Boyd: [sighs]" "Well, I think you made yourself perfectly clear." "Ava:" "No." "I didn't." "But now I'm going to." "Boyd: [scoffs]" "Ava:" "I don't care that you left that stuff in my shed, Boyd." "You can [scoffs] hide gold bricks from Fort Knox under my bed for all I care." "Either we're together..." "or we're not." "Either I'm a part of what you're doing, or I'm not." "Whatever you got going on, I can handle it." "Well, all right." "Thank you for coming by and making yourself doubly clear." " Ava:" "Boyd..." " I'm tired, Ava." " Boyd..." " I don't want to talk about it." "Boyd." "[Sighs]" "What I'm trying to say is, is that I can't help you if you keep me in the dark." "I know you robbed that bank, and I know you didn't get what you wanted..." "just a bunch of land deeds." "But one of those deeds wasn't like the other." "Did you notice that?" "Boyd:" "What do you mean?" "Ava:" "One of those deeds was to pizza portal." "Restaurant downtown?" "You remember?" " That building used to be..." " Boyd:" "Holy shit." "[Chuckles]" "[Laughs]" "My baby girl." "Oh, you're a genius!" "Mnh." "Uh, A-Ava, I'm..." "I'm..." "uh, I'm... uh, I-I'm sorry." "I'm..." "I-I-I'm gonna go get us a bottle of the good bourbon, and we gonna drink it to the corners, baby!" "Whoo!" "Ava: [breathes deeply]" "Mm. [Gulps]" "[Sighs]" "[Vehicle approaches]" "[Engine shuts off]" "Walker: [exhales sharply]" "This whole thing is becoming much more work that I thought." "Seabass:" "Still beats night recon in Fallujah." "Walker:" "You're setting the bar pretty low there, Bass." "[Music]" "Seabass:" "You know what I was thinking about today?" "Walker:" "What's that?" "Seabass:" "The Franklin sandwich at Denver biscuit company." "Walker:" "Why would you say shit like that?" "You got me drooling all over myself." "Seabass:" "All I can say is if I have another slice of pizza," "I'm gonna lose my shit." "[chuckles]" "Walker:" "You see what happens if you call me a peacock?" "[bar music]" "Raylan:" "Ah, Choo-Choo." "Here you go." "[clanks on the wall]" "Walker:" "Well, shit." "We just can't stop running into each other, can we?" "Raylan:" "We ain't running into each other." "I'm the cowboy from earlier." "Walker:" "Yeah, Choo-Choo was saying." "You were under the impression he was following you." "Raylan:" "Just like some folks are under the impression you boys are here just to sell pizzas." "Where'd you get all that cash?" "Walker:" "The question is, why would you turn it down?" "You're either on the take, or your some kind of John Wayne type." "Raylan:" "Nothing going on down here." "You're going around offering large amounts of cash for properties sight unseen." "All day, I've been asking myself why." " I can't figure it out." " Walker:" "Well, it's fairly simple, really." " We believe Harlan has a what, Seabass?" " A bright future." " Walker:" "That's right, bright future." " Raylan:" "All right. [Sighs]" "You want to buy my land, I want to see your boss." "You arrange a sit-down, we'll talk." "Mundo:" "What makes you think he ain't the HNIC?" "Well, Choo-Choo, the way it works, whether you're in military, law enforcement, or you sell vacuum cleaners, the boss man don't go door-to-door." "Besides, just look at him." "He works for someone." "My guess is, he don't want to talk about it." "Walker:" "Good night, kitten." "Raylan:" "You know, I haven't been in this" " building since I was a kid." " Tim:" "Mmm." "Raylan:" "Used to be a bank."

"The Earth will be red" "Every war has its heroes." "When you write these pages the history of the Denmark they say these prisoners hero:" "behind claims grey prison walls,." "behind the bars of windows,." "the fronts of the Danish." "Many are dead, and many have been marked for life." "But all fought with superhuman courage the brutality of the occupant." "So,you wrote your letter?" "Not" "I need an envelope." "I will give you one." "Cigarette?" "It's been 6 days without." "Thanks." "Good cigarettes." "Fire?" "I have no more matches that you had given me." "Here you are.." "When the war is finished,I will send you a cartridge in Munich." "Munich!" "There will be more Munich, When the war is finished." "It will soon be here," "Means it is English?" "Of course." "A Heinkel makes a rocking sound." "Michael,you were there, When they parachuted the guy?" "Yes." "The parachute is not open?" "Yes." "It's ugly." "What did you do then?" "He was in a swamp." "It's not Bowl to die this way." "Shut up,here it is." "You are not nervous?" "We have all our time." "You have already shot a man?" "Shut up!" "Here it is!" "Quick,hide the parachute." "We go to the port?" "In full in the port?" "It must have the courage." "Okay,let's go." "You sleep with me tonight?" "I take the train in the morning." "I go to the printing press." "I have false papers to do." "The train?" "I have to be in Copenhagen tomorrow." "Are you going to do something about?" "Yes." "Tell me,are you nervous?" "You seem nervous." "A classmate was taken Wednesday." "Are you afraid that he's talking about?" "You never know." "He will say nothing." "Two men down to the end of the dock and to the other end." "Here we go." "Well..." "It's not going." "I would not be on board, I have seasickness." "No,now leads me." "Big Monkey..." "Let's go." "Yes,ok" "Yes,it will be better." "Yes,is a swell." "Do you have money?" "Come with me." "You will go to prison If you enter on board." "Just." "This is good." "Everything is on board?" "Yes,it's good." "Let's go." "This is where." "You work all night?" "The paper must be made." "Done you much?" "Still enough." "You can go to the station, When I go to five hours." "There is a balcony?" "Yes,you will be able to flee, If they come before or identify the House." "Yes,agree." "It is a risk." "Do you have something to drink?" "Yes,Yes." "Do not think that I'm afraid." "You can change,no?" "There are two lives." "On one side,a guys calm day." "on the other,a hard working At night." "Must get used to it." "We all get used." "Glad to know you." "Me too." "Good night." "Good night." "Remains close to printing." "If something happens,there is someone at home." "It must be notified." "Hands in the air!" "This is good." "This is him." "Where are the keys to you?" "I do not have them." "Open the door." "Open the door." "This is the police." "Be quiet!" "Who are you?" "A friend of Gustav." "Gustav was arrested." "I wanted to warn you." "How did this happen?" "He was taken to the port, When it arrived." "Do you know someone in the Gustav group?" "Yes,a." "Look see?" "Gustav knows you?" "Yes." "You have to disappear." "Can someone help?" "You killed a?" "Yes." "Out of town?" "The main roads are closed." "I can show you a shortcut." "How old are you?" "16 years." "Finally almost." "You won't be able to come by car." "Ça ira." "Come on." "Where are you going?" "At Copenhagen." "Stop!" "What is it?" "Hands in the air!" "You sleep?" "No,my captain." "The boat arrives." "Yes,my captain." "I expect it since the beginning of the afternoon." "He had Michael said that he would come earlier?" "No,I was thinking that you might have had its news." "No,I will not be new before seeing it." "What should Michael do?" "He thinks that at the factory." "So,you have got the message." "When will it be there?" "We had the last meeting in the evening." "Everything should be clear." "Somehow." "That hide me you?" "Bad news from Jutland." "What has happened?" "Raids and other stuff." "And Michael?" "It happens." "It must come back,you hear?" "Michael!" "We were talking about you." "OK" "You came by train?" "No,I borrowed a car from the Wehrmacht." "The driver is not included." "Here is his weapon." "I had to come,non?" "Moller and his group were arrested." "No!" "How?" "Someone denounced them,I believe." "You should wait for the plant." "Those damn cookies!" "We have no clue." "Tomorrow it's you or me which will be sold." "Yes,they are dangerous." "What happened in the Jutland?" "They have arrested one of the men." "I was able to get away." "Have you shot?" "Yes,two." " And explosives?" "They are on board." "Excellent." "Venue tonight." "Yes,I will come." "Great job." "Goodbye,Ruth" "Goodbye" "Then,you came back to me." "I will always come back for you." "This is serious?" "Not talking about it." "Now,I am with you." "Are you worried?" "Yes,a little." "But then,I'm again almost happy." "Just,you gotta sleep." "Sometimes,you gotta sleep." "I think that you're a beautiful sacred girl." "And a courageous girl." "I love you and nobody will take you." "I will always come back you." "Wait for me,I will come." "Michael..." "So here we have the Central and the four towers." "With a good team,it will be." "The explosives arrive with the boat..." "How much is in there?" "200 kg." "Four small casks of 25 and 100" "There are many guards?" "20,10 are Germans." "The Schalburg Corps." "I will have enough world." "Yes,but what kind of people?" "Why do you think that Möller was arrested?" "You must have at least 30 men." "25 will be sufficient." "What manufacture Asif plants?" "Parts of aircraft." "I have new." "Who have never been to the fire?" "Oh thank you." "I recruited them." "I hope that there are not afraid in the dark." "Come on,shut up." "It will prevent us this week?" "Yes,Saturday." "Where is Dreyer?" "If it is not there in 10 minutes, I'm leaving without him." "I give a private eight-hour lesson" "Shit with your tuition fees!" "I need it for Christmas and I cannot continue if I do not." "You will never be priest." "God has forgotten you." "God is not interested by illegal work." "If the flood." "It is the biggest sabotage never seen." "God has not forgotten me." "I called her recently." "Furthermore,I would like to become a priest." "I want to ride in the Chair, I have many things to say." "We go to Asif." "If we see Dreyer,we will take it." "It is there." "Good evening." "Good evening." "How it was?" "Interesting,thanks." "You're late." "Yes,and why?" "C' was difficult to drill the masonry." "The next time it will take a man skilled in the art." "We had trouble." "It worked." "Yes." "The explosion will take place in 20s." "Smoke." "Tom wants to go see the Asif factory." "A whole team?" "No,both at once." "Come,cherry." "There was an old man who was watching." ""We don't do that the pipes," said t - it." "I promise you,these are pipes." "There was only him?" "He was armed with an old revolver." "He was more afraid than we." "You are not too tired?" "No matter what." "Come on,Tom." "How do you think it will?" "Going?" "Do you think that things are going well?" "Yes,it will." "It is strange,right?" "We are 2% of the population." "Then,there is a question Deserve our efforts?" "They hear shots and sleep" "They hear the bang of an explosion and dance" "I'm still naive and expect a world better..." "Yes,you know,a company protects all values arising from..." "I do not know How to tell." "that have created generations by their courage and their work." "Culture have seen." "Did you mean to be thanked?" "No." "I'm also a bad Patriot." "Whenever one of us dies, I wonder if it's worth the sacrifice." "Death is hopeless." "When we meet after the war to celebrate the honor of peace," "It will be insensitive, for not to think that of all the others." "all those who did nothing nothing, are also those who make us party." "Yes,but it will be a dignified death." "We are heroes." "Although it will not resurrect person." "There is a percentage of loss in any war." "It is our duty to fight and die." "Yes,I know it's necessary." "I do not want to sabotage." "It is simply necessary." "It cannot be otherwise." "You do not know as I look, where will wake up and that the car that will slow down in the street distribute milk and will not the Gestapo." "Foolish,you could jump with the factory Asif." "Do you think?" "Come,you will see well.." "I would be ashamed" "If I did nothing." "No,we are complete." "There is nothing to do." "We have more rooms." "Good evening." "Nothing new?" "No,nothing." "Good night." "Good night." "It is you?" "You do not sleep?" "Watching and waiting." "Skips his life to it." "I'm so happy,Michael." "Ah yes?" "Why?" "Because we have each other." "Just at that moment of the thousands of men and women need each other." "We are a large column running." "We are a large army." "Just wait, everything will soon be light." "That day will come soon." "Yes,it is coming soon." "Then,we'll go greet our comrades in the countries oppressed." "We only will feel no strangers." "We are bound to each other." "We struggled side-by-side all these years." "Do you think that I am a stupid girl?" "I think you're a smart girl." "Even when I say something stupid?" "You never say anything that I can't hear." "What would I do without you?" "Do you remember when we met?" "Yes,of course." "At the conference of Professor Zukovs." "You you are lifted,laughed and applauded the 2 hands." "Yes,and feather." "That I had broken." "Yes,you were so funny when you you are rushed to me." "Yes,I had the breath." "Breathless run." "And then you said:" ""Oh,you have broken your pen?"" "You were so funny when you have released your pen and says:" ""Want. "Guards - the."" "And then you laughed,and I thought, that this old bruised country  Was bright and big." "Michael,do you think that other as much as we love?" "No,of course not." "Michael?" "Yes." "What do you like in me?" "Yes?" "Yes." "Yes." "Dreyer was arrested." "No." "He was with Toto" "We leave?" "Yes,we do not know How long he will keep quiet." "Hello?" "The concierge?" "Yes,Yes." "Well,you should now have the bikes." "They are waiting for you" "OK." "Yes,very good." "Put it in the bag" "I need." "Without him,I am disarmed." "There are controls every night." "As you want." "Yes,just that Dreyer was arrested." "Dreyer was arrested at his home." "You believe that..." "Betrayed summer,Yes." "Here." "Bicycles are ready?" "This is" "Bikes are before?" "Thanks" "Goodbye" "Stop!" "Papers." "Well we have the right to move." "Forgiveness?" "Nothing." "This is." "Dig it." "Papers." "Thank you." "Wait here." "Hands in the air." "Nothing." "Well,they can leave." "Come on." "It is closed,you have the key?" "No,we must break..." "Let's see if there is a window where we could spend." "The key is on top of the clock." "Out there." "Ah,Michael..." "I got so afraid for you." "You?" "Who has been so courageous?" "I'm not brave." "I so need you." "When you have fear of losing someone, It is not brave." "Surveys-toi and go to bed." "No,I will not be able to sleep." "Today,everything affects me." "The trees,the fields,engines." "Because I have you." "But..." "If something happened to you," "If you die, more nothing would make sense," "I would more be nothing." "The Earth would be greener." "It would be red." "Blood red." "Ruth?" "I know,some must sacrifice themselves, But why you?" "A man is nothing compared to 100." "But... why exactly you?" "Do you think that we should give up?" "Remove us and just let it go?" "This is serious." "No,but do not die." "You don't have to die." "I wanted to just tell you." "The concierge was organized a day open for the Germans." "His eldest daughter and his wife eat in the hand of the Wehrmacht." "You believe he gave Dreyer." "Everyone thinks." "The family is suspected but one cannot bind them." "There is a lack of evidence." "Cursed,a type as Dreyer getting through the seedy." "Yes." "It is them." "There is someone?" "Just the icing." "Hello,Michael." "Nothing new?" "We need to talk about emergency." "Yes,when?" "We were talking about just Dreyer." "The concierge denounced them," "It is believed cherry." "I will continue to believe Dreyer was my friend, 50 s 00:36:41,400 -- 00:36:44,631 and I would like to know the truth." "Okay,I'm going." "Nothing new with factory Asif?" "Should wait at least a week." "To do quickly." "I close behind me." "Why not have anything you said?" "Not before him." "He taps me on the nerves." "He did an excellent job." "I didn't want him." "I have the latest information" "In a few hours,we leave." "I meet Alf in 5 hours" "You do not regret to use an electric detonator?" "When there is not enough thread We are much obliged to use an electric detonator." "There are only 300 m of cable So,there is good chance..." "What we have problems to connect the power" "What do you say?" "You're sentimental?" "Am at Ruth about five o'clock." "Is it possible?" "I will do it in the afternoon." "Very well." "I'll see you tonight." "Yes." "How are you take you?" "A driver stops every day about five o'clock in a pub." "Must thank him." "What do you mean?" "It takes your truck tonight." "Drive where I would tell you." "You not the destination occupied" "We want you no harm." "Obey." "What's your name?" "Alf Larsen" "Rolls." "The sooner we get, faster you'll be free." "Yeah." "Tell the boss." "I deal with repairs." "Yeah,I'll be late." "Yeah,it is fucked up and those at the back are rotten." "Yeah." "I can go home,now?" "Not before tomorrow morning." "Sit back and relax." "Yes,but I'm married..." "Your wife will be the message." "You have after the factory?" "Yes,even a small thing." "How can we enter?" "Need papers?" "I could not enter" "Tell the truth." "If the guard did not know me." "Then,you come with us." "I'll lose my job." "Yes?" "Yes,it's me." "Which?" "We go tonight?" "When?" "I will do it." "OK." "Here we go." "No." "No." "I have world need." "No!" "What's new?" "It was cherry." "How does he know that we are here?" "I will not." "Si,and you do what we tell you." "It is a little late to office hours." "Yes,I got in trouble." "Hands in the air!" "Bring workers down in a room at the shelter." "I charge me guards." "Prepare the cable." "Come on." "Top hands!" "Face to the wall!" "It takes,if you try to flee." "Top hands!" "Loose your knife." "Behind the table." "Surveys-toi!" "Against the wall." "Searches the." "Workers are away." "We will be ready in a moment." "I do not think that we can go further." "Bring the cable!" "We are ready!" "Here we go!" "The Germans!" "In the truck,fast!" "We will pass through." "I ride the last." "Then soar!" "Here we go!" "Here is an envelope." "I write anyway not letter." "Sorry for the inconvenience." "Why not write to your wife?" "You yearn for it,no?" "I,too,of mine." "I did not see Ilse for four years." "Neither mark nor my little girl." "Whenever I think about it, I am trouble." "I do not know where they live." "I do not know where Ilse lives." "They were evacuated." "War is not good for family life." "The war is a disgrace." "You will be interviewed." "What,again?" "By another." "Sturmbannführer Mackensen" "Come in." "The following" "Very well!" "Name?" "No...." "78 ° 00:49:07,320 -- 00:49:11,279 You are stubborn,stiff and cheeky." "I actually talk about harder than you." "Your name Michael Lans." "Born in 1910 in..." "is this not the destroyed city?" "Dasly." "No specific signs." "Turn" "Not married,lives in concubinage with Ruth Isaksen,2 years." "Correct?" "Order for various sabotage." "Kills 2 members of the forces occupation in Jutland" "The Waffen SS Hoffner and corporal Reuterward of the company North guard." "Correct?" "He lives at the hotel." "Packages of explosives were found in your room, an automatic pistol,etc." "Are you you used explosives?" "Are you you used explosives?" "60 s 00:50:22,320 -- 00:50:26,632 I do talk about the pig." "We stopped someone else." "Someone you know." "Ruth Isaksen." "60W 00:50:38,520 -- 00:50:42,593 You would like to talk to him?" "Before you no longer can?" "No!" "No question!" "He is too proud!" "He is stubborn!" "I have not finished query you." "We have the means to make you talk." "Small surprises." "But you won't tell anything before?" "Love surely take care of your fingers,no?" "Why,then interfere, While they all tell us?" "Now." "Sitting!" "If you precise details, You can still get free in your cell and wait for your trial." "Be not silly!" "One of your so-called friends is much more flexible." "He has already given us various information of value." "And it is thanks to them that you have arrested Dreyer and you..." "This is a lie." "What you say." "You think you can remain silent." "In Denmark,no prisoner only was silent,for what I know." "We'll force you to speak!" "Have you ever suffered?" "Otherwise you'll learn what it is." "Go ahead!" "Well..." "Rather uncomfortable,no?" "Keep it up!" "Keep it up!" "Then?" "Then?" "It's going to." "There will be one by one until we have them all." "We could have them all at once." " But how?" "Found something." "Get your imagination." "All,they are many." "How many?" "Well well,how much?" "I do not know." "I will be paid?" "As usual." "Yes..." "Mademoiselle!" "Miss,two others." "Brandy?" "It is excellent." "All." "If I'm spotted, you will help me?" "Of course." "We have need you." "This will be when?" "I have to find something first." "A good story." "Can I help you?" "Why not?" "Send - the province." "There are also people from other groups." "We all have them." "All." "I have an idea." "Steinz,between." "Steinz,it is urgent." "Take it and post - la." "Steinz,it is urgent." "Yes." "This action will hurt the Wermacht." "The largest installation of North Zealand gas storage." "With enough people,it is 100% certain to succeed." "The guards are demoralized, they do not expect aggression." "They are not ready for a sabotage, they are soldiers of base." "These are Austrians." "Soldiers of the Wermacht anyway." "It must be how much?" "At least 30." "It will need the help of one of the local groups." "It's damn far up there." "Who gave you this information?" "Someone's confidence." "How the did you know?" "I went to the North and met a friend,." "He is a great man." "It is tempting..." "If we destroy the deposit, they take hostages." "The Wehrmacht will be angry, but it is also supposed to." "I just from the doctor with a message for Toto." "Nothing else?" "It comes from the prison." "Very well." "Data - the." "Would like." "I think that's a great idea." "Until then keep quiet." "Maybe we will not be enough." "It is also local." "We cannot be ready so soon." "If we can arrange us." "Just." "Why the premises also?" "You read?" "This is pure gibberish." "I do not believe." ""Cherry is rotten."" "Cherry and cherry, It tells you something?" "Cherry?" "Well,tell me." "It was very interested in the factory Asif and we brought out Svend Erik's apartment." "Leashes - the me." "No,leashes - me ask her out." "This is not so far." "By truck,it is quickly made." "In a city you can disappear." "In the countryside,it is having." "Why it would go wrong?" "It can go wrong." "We have seen factory Asif." "About was ready." "However,the Germans." "However,the Germans." "Yes,they have their informants." "Yes." "At Asif,it could have been one of the workers or the concierge They knew we were going to come." "Yes,but this case..." "Welcome to Asif." "It is finished." "Not exactly." "Michael sent us a message and asked us to ask a few questions." "To me?" "Why have him you asked, When the sabotage would take place?" "JHA asked Michael if I could go there." "It is an honest guy." "He didn't need you." "He wanted take the time to know you." "It is an interrogation?" "You suspect me?" "Why are you nervous If you did nothing?" "That is what you want to me?" "I want to know why the Germans came." "I do not know." "I swear,Toto." "I do not know more." "On believe me,even if I do not swear." "It is disgusting." "You don't want to say that I..." "If." "I do not deserve this." "I gave you people..." "I do not mean..." "Took the hand in the bag." "Course." "That is what you did on the other?" "No,I swear,Toto." "How many times have you sworn?" "You're a damned dirty beast." "You have sold Michael and Dreyer." "And now we all." "Why not give your contacts?" "in the Dagmarhus (head of the Gestapo in Copenhagen)?" "You can't prove." "Do you remember Niels?" "Yes." "Kristian?" "Yes." "I can help you." "I know much about the Germans." "I know all about the Gestapo." "I can help you." "All right?" "I will not kill myself." "The Copenhagen military court the following judgment:" "The Danish citizen Michael Lans born February 2,1910 to Dalsby, for crimes of article 98 and 128 of the Criminal Code, three and five,clauses additions to the Criminal Code and article 82 of the Act on those condemned to death." "acknowledgement of having taken a active part in operations directed against the German people and the Wehrmacht crimes under sections 98 and 128 of the Criminal Code, three and five clauses additions to the Criminal Code, inflicting damage the German people,and the Wehrmacht." "For these crimes the accused is sentenced to death." "The accused has..." "It is your duty to die." "Death is part of the game." "not an end not an eternal farewell." "Death is L-A-M-O-R-T." "Death is a friend and necessary for a new life." "Hate is everywhere." "I will not die." "Ruth..." "I want to see again you, you hear?" "Just once." "Hear your voice." "See you laugh." "That is what they said?" "The death." "It is always death." "I've seen so many times." "It is me who is sentenced today and no one else." "That's why I fought, that they were sentenced to death." "But it doesn't,Steinz." "This is not as easy." "Freedom does not in a platoon of soldiers." "It is in the fields, in the grass that grows, in the buds of trees." "But they may not kill them or bury them." "And freedom will always rise again from the dead." "Guards this in mind Steinz." "Remember,and va-t-en." "VA-t-en!" "Today,everything affects me." "The trees,the fields,engines." "Because I have you." "If you die, more nothing would make sense," "I would more be nothing." "The Earth will be greener." "It will be red." "Your blood red." "Ruth..." "Ruth!" "That is what you read?" "I have classes tomorrow." "If you can." "Toto is overdue." "Yes." "You do?" "You already asked me it." "How is it,the cherry?" "One minute he cries, Then he hangover." "There,he tells stories to sleep standing up" "He lost the reason." "Not" "Sorry,I'm late." "Quleque thing wrong?" "Yes,I was told There is approximately one hour." "that Michael and Dreyer were death row." "The decisions will be published probably tomorrow." "I do not know when the execution will take place." "You said to Ruth?" "Not" "I wonder if you and me... could go to 2." "Yes,I speak to Ruth." "Oh,the pig." "The bastard." "Let's go for the chore of tonight" "I take the car." "I do not know who will do it,but now I have nothing against doing so myself." "Leashes - me leave." "I te donnarai 5000 marks." "I have money." "It will remain between us" "Nobody will know." "I didn't do anything." "It is a mistake." "You can't punish an innocent person." "If the Germany win the war." "You'll have your chance." "And all of them will die." "No." "No,I won't go." "Do not approach!" "Kill me if you dare!" "I will not go!" "I do not want!" "Come on." "It is you." "It to do with Michael?" "Yes." "Talk about." "Michael is sentenced to death." "We have been informed by Holm." "When?" "It is not known." "It will help you." "Yes I know." "And yet?" "Dreyer also." "Dreyer." "Come with us,Ruth." "You will not be alone tonight." "40 s 01:09:42,240 -- 01:09:47,360 No,I prefer being alone especially this evening." "Let's go." "I will always come back." "Wait,I will come." "Then,it is the last station." "You'll get good food and cigarettes." "Yes,it is beautiful." "Dreyer!" "Lord God,I will not believe What we reverrions we." "Come on,say something." "Come,sit down." "I thought you was dead." "I am almost." "Then we will die together." "It will be less difficult to 2" "I don't nothing told them." "Not a Word." "You believe me,non?" "What do you think?" "No,no don't think so." "It put me on a table close and attached to weight with the arms and legs for hours." "Do you remember when we asked the first time explosives?" "42r 01:12:03,800 -- 01:12:06,155 We sang Montgomery." "And we believed in victory." "Souvenir." "Yes,it was not so easy at the time." "C ' was a kind of desire." "When they were before Stalingrad, I thought that it was all over." "Now,it's a pity,we will see not the great day,isn't it?" "Yes,it's terrible." "You know what?" "When I sit in my cell," "I often think that everything is completely random." "If Hitler had not parents There is no Hitler." "It is logical,right?" "Yes,damn logical." "If there had not been a crazy around him, Perhaps,there would be no war." "Then,we'd all sit here 2 waiting to be shot." "Everything is the fault of old Mr. and Mrs Hitler." "Or maybe just as much from its grandparents." "It would likely have the war anyway." "Do you remember April 9?" "What is you thinking this morning?" "Life is a hell." "I was thinking about the past." "I told my father that he needed something, and he told me "Passes your diploma first."" "Yes,many parents, have said the same thing." "But it did nothing." "Not" "The old thought worked." "They did not know what was the war." "The priest is here." "Do you accept it?" "Nothing to fuck your priest." "What time is it?" "What can it do?" "About 10 hours,I believe?" "Yes,this is it." "It barely 20 hours." "Why 20?" "They rifle generally 6 hours." "At six o'clock?" "It is true, It's day." "It is dawn." "Yes." "All colors are Nice and clean in the morning." "Do you think that death is the end?" "I do not know." "If I had not soon die,I it would think likely." "I believe that our thoughts do not die." "They exist." "Perhaps." "It was said that the spirit can never die." "Michael..." "Here they are." "Now is the time." "Thank you for your friendship." "I would have been seeing you in Munich,but I have another engagement." "We go there?" "It is not the same handcuffs,Steinz." "No." "Do you mean that we are going elsewhere?" "Maybe." "What do you think?" "Out of the barracks." "I thought it was going to take place here." "Dreyer?" "It is in another car." "Then nobody can help him." "What are our chances?" "A letter arrived last night." "Ilse is dead." "The baby also?" "You come with me if it succeeds." "No,it's going." "Here we go." "It is pretty darn soon." "You emigrate?" "Here it is foggy." "There is still of the morning fog." "And a sacred cold." "Come,I will help you." "No,it's going." "Farewell." "Farewell,Stenz." "Where you come out?" "In prison." "Can I borrow a phone?" "The saboteur?" "If the Germans..." "Do not worry." "There is a phone just." "You say that I forced you." "Yes,it's me." "What?" "Michael!" "Where are you?" "Where to?" "I arrive." "Ça va?" "Want you one?" "It has looked good." "What time is it?" "Almost 6 hours." "At your weapons!" "Played!" "Fire!" "It is there?" "Michael,just." "Just." "Here is a coat." "Where's Ruth?" "In Sweden." "You'll be tonight." "Toto,I do not understand." "Just." "Let's go." "Johansen?" "Everything is ready?" "It's good." "Good trip." "Greet Ruth." "See you soon." "Perhaps."

"NARRATOR:" "George Michael Bluth had never been" " more popular." " GEORGE MICHAEL (laughing):" "No." "He was surrounded by people who were thrilled to be in his company." "Carlos was just... tickling me." "They're almost out of root beer." "So I got you one with the last bit of root beer because I remember that somebody was saying that, um," "George Michael likes root beer." "And as his business was taking off..." "I do." "Thanks a lot." "You guys don't have to do all this, you know?" "This was just a little get-together for my girlfriend to show her I'm doing well, you know?" " ... so was his romantic life." " Show her I'm an adult." "Hey, stop it!" "You're dead, man, you are so dead." "That was the last root beer snow cone." "I got that for him, Carlos." "Teach you for being such a kiss ass, Terry." "And it was an ex-Bluth Company employee..." "TOM:" "Come on, you guys, not cool." "Who was the most grateful to be in his company." " Want any of these?" " No, I'm fine." "You know, I really appreciate you guys doing all this." "I just wish I understood... why." "That's why... because you could ask us why we do this, and mean it." "The fact that you could be so down to earth..." "CARLOS:" "And look so young." "While you're starting this giant company." "You created an opportunity many of us thought we'd never have again." "See that's the part I don't understand, Carlos." "You know my name!" "What's his name?" " You're the kiss-ass, Carlos." " What's his name?" "Okay, guys, I'm gonna learn all your names." " I promise." " REBEL:" "George." " And that's when he heard what" " Rebel." " Had become his name." " What is all this?" "Oh, it's just a little surprise." " You did this for me?" " Yes!" "Well... well, they did it for me, but... but only because they knew I wanted to do something for you." "Maybe we could talk without your friends." "I mean, these guys aren't really my friends, you know." "I barely know their names. (laughs)" "I mean, I know Carlos, but... only because of that old song "Carlos the Tickle Monster."" "Wait, what song is that?" "Oh, god, I knew he made that up." "But it did help me remember." "Anyway, don't worry about these guys... they're not listening to a word we're saying." "How about that kiss?" "We need to talk." "(partygoers oohing)" "NARRATOR:" "Now the story of a family whose future was abruptly cancelled and the one son who had no choice but to keep himself together." "It's George Michael's Arrested Development." "George Michael's life was very different months before developing the software program that would change his life." "♪ Those balls in the air ♪" "♪ Those balls in the air. ♪" " (music stops)" " And... that's where the song should've ended." "So I guess we all got a little carried away." "Are you sure?" "We all ended at the same time." "Yeah, well, it's because you all sped up together." "(laughs) Now, you know if I was playing in your band, I would say," ""Hey, you know, let's do the whole fast and loose with tempo thing."" "But this is about my demo tape to Juilliard and they've got to dig what I do so much that they start an entire department for wood block." "So I'm sorry guys." "And you're leaving, okay." "They left early." "Proves my point." "She was cute." "They were playing way too loud anyway, right?" "Could you even hear the wood block?" "Right at the end." "We could record you separately, and then mix it louder on the computer." "Well, then I'm not playing in a band." "I mean, the whole point of the band is to showcase my amazing internal clock." "You know, that's something you have to be born with." "Or bred with." "Which was the case with George Michael." "Who, as a small child, appeared in a promotional video for a developmental tool called "BabyTock"" "BabyTock!" "will give your child a head start at math." "And if I were a doctor, I would guarantee you that it would also boost their brain power 110%." "That's a lot of brain power." "You've been using BabyTock!" ", correct?" " For how long?" " TRACEY:" "For two months." "But George Michael really enjoys listening to the sound." "And would you say it's... changed the power of his brain?" "Uh, well, that's impossible..." "LUCILLE:" "To deny." "I've always wanted a smart baby." "This thing really works, George." "In fact it came from something that didn't." "So we're stuck with 5,000 of these worthless corn-ballers?" "When they were looking to recoup some of their costs after an ill-fated foray into the fry-at-home snack-food market." "Whoa, whoa." "They're not worthless." "You know?" "The timer still works." "There's no numbers on it, but it's very loud, so..." "Perfect for those who like the sound of a clock, but don't know their numbers." "That's good." "We'll sell this to baby... (yells)" "Mother of (bleep)!" "We should put these in cribs." "That's not a half puny thought." "GEORGE MICHAEL:" "And that Julliard thing is confidential from my Dad by the way." "He's never gonna want me to pursue" " a career in..." " Hitting a block of wood." "Music, yes" "You know, he still thinks of me as the same George Michael that I was before my life blew apart, you know?" "Before the world cracked me open and I became the guy that you're looking at now." "George Michael 2.0." "God, I hate my name." "The last five years had been a whirlwind for George Michael." "He celebrated going off to college" " at a party with his family." " Hey!" "Next week, huh?" " Congratulations!" " Thanks." " We are so proud." " We have a little something for you." "Oh, no, you don't have to do anything." "I mean, you threw me this... meeting." "Little something-something... to buy a car." "(laughs):" "Oh, God, really?" " No!" " GEORGE:" "Yes." " Maeby!" " (Maeby laughs)" "But the party wouldn't last long." " (door opens)" " MICHAEL:" "You know what?" "I am done with this family." "I hope you've saved some money, 'cause you're going to need every dime now." "What's this?" "Return it... or rip it up." " Michael." " Come on." "Give it a rip." "Rip it up... right down the center." "That's it." "Rip it." "Couple more." "Did you get it?" "Proud of you." "Happy birthday." " GOB:" "Happy birthday, George Michael." " Happy birthday." "ALL: * Happy birthday to you *" " * Happy birthday to you... *" " But don't worry." "Michael did make sure his son got a car..." "Get out of here." "As he sent him off to college." "And although he arrived at college without his possessions, he was finally at a place where he felt" " he'd fit in." " (Metallic screeching)" "MAN:" "Hey, hey, check it out." "(onlookers laughing)" "(truck door closes)" "(George Michael laughing)" "N... no." "No, no." "(laughs):" "What?" "In his Freshman year, George Michael" " hit the ground running." " Sorry." "He was breaking some of the old taboos." " Let's make it a..." "Pepsi." " Drinking Pepsi in the morning." "So, it's a breakfast combo with a Pepsi." "Sometimes having eggs at night." "How about some eggs?" "Oh, excuse me, I forgot it wasn't morning." "He was soon finding that others enjoyed his sense of humor." "(laughing):" "I forgot it wasn't morning." "A present from his Uncle Gob elevated" " his newfound confidence." " Hi." "My uncle is a magician." "Before diminishing it." "But before he knew it sophomore year was upon him," " and everything got turned up to 11." " Boom!" "And that's what we call only being behind by three." "So then that stuff's all going on with this Sitwell company." "And then... we end up playing them in a softball game." "Highlights..." "loyal friends." "I'm like, "How can that... ?"" "Romance." "(muffled):" "Becky." "Betrayal." "Becky?" "What's up, Ray?" "You guys broke up." "Oh, thanks, Ray, I almost forgot." "The triumph of friendship." " What's up, Ray?" " Hey." "Oh, thanks, Ray, I almost forgot." "You know who I was thinking about before you sat down?" " What?" " Becky." "Do you remember?" "And as surely as stability returned, junior year ushered in a new era of experimentation..." "It's all about the science of kissing between a man and a woman." "That always has fascinated me." "Oh, good." "Sheila will take you." "As George Michael tried to compensate for the lack of income from his father by volunteering for experiments." "Hi." "So I don't run off?" " I hope you're not feeling too awkward." " Oh, don't be crazy." " Okay." " Now when the mouth to mouth test begins," "I'm gonna be yelling out letters that indicate mouth movements." "What I need you to do is just give me on a scale of one to ten your pleasure level." " Fine." " Ten being the most pleasurable, one the least." "Let's hope we get to ten." " Well, work our way up to it." " Bringing in the mouth unit!" "And that's when he realized what the straps were for." "Is that... ?" "Okay, I guess it's not, uh, not gonna be a person." " And C?" " I think one on C." " M?" "M?" " Oh, one on..." " M?" " One for sure on... one." " And Z?" " One." " N?" " One." " F?" "F?" " One." "One." "But it wasn't until his year abroad that George Michael got an education in life." "Because after a year of trying not to be an imposing guest in his new country, he was ready for a summer that would end up turning his life upside down... (both yelling in Spanish)" "when the woman whose children he was nannying... (screams) opened him up sexually." "Hey, hey, did Ernesto get his 4:00?" "The drones are coming." "Nothing matters now." " Why do you kiss like this?" " Like what?" "The teeth, they must not be used like this." "It was actually a jaw and lip retraction issue, but she had neither a command of the language nor the data that we do." "You make love like a boy." "Spanish, speak to me in Spanish." "Because the only way that college credit is actually activated is if I have..." " Dominarme." " Cook... cook at..." " Cooking at you?" " Overpower me." "Oh, yes, make me cry." "You're a terrible mother." "(high-pitched crying)" "And so it was a very different George Michael that returned to school for senior year." "Eager to unleash his new overt sexuality on an unsuspecting campus." "(laughs) Hey, man." "It gets better." "(people laughing)" "And for George Michael, senior year did get better." " He was like a king" " I sort of feel like a king" " returning to his castle..." " Returning to his castle." "Only to discover that they thought he was two kings." "Welcome to your castle." "And they had doubled the size of his castle." "Double castle." "BOTH:" "Can't wait to meet Michael, George." "It would be the perfect backdrop to unveil George Michael 2.0." "GEORGE MICHAEL:" "Todo mio." "Todo mia?" "Mio." " (knocking)" " But George Michael's development was about" " to be forestalled." " Hey." " Dad." " Pete died." "Oh, God." " Uh, who's, uh, Pete?" " Don't worry about it." "Don't you worry about it." "I like this." " I like the mustache." " Oh, yeah." " Oh... it's kind of fun." " That's great." "Probably gonna want to shave it off before the start of next quarter." "Otherwise, they're gonna think you're a musician, huh?" "But I love it... dude." "GEORGE MICHAEL:" "I'm never going to be louder than an electric guitar." "Maybe using a band to showcase my wood block skill is a dumb idea." "P-HOUND:" "Too bad there's no such thing as an electric wood block." "GEORGE MICHAEL:" "That sounds like a mother of an invention." "NARRATOR:" "And so they set to work inventing a downloadable app that would allow one to play an electronic version of a wood block on their smartphone." "You see, that's important." "Well, that's what it is." "So it's basically like you'll always have a wood block with you." "I can't believe nobody's ever done this." "A quick something search would have shown the guys that there were already three wood block apps on the market." "So, there are three on the market." "Which they did." "(George Michael speaking Spanish)" "But even after doing that search, they were undeterred." "Download them." "Come on, let's do it." "I hope we're not doing this on my account." "No, we're doing it so that we can see what the competition is like." "No, I mean on my iTunes account." "It's 99 cents." "Yeah, times three." "And soon, they realized what kind of competition they were up against." "Well, these are a (bleep) joke." " (laughing):" "I know." " Where are the mallet options?" "There's no choice of wood weight or grain type." "There's no diameter hole option." "I mean, what is this, BabyTock?" " BabyTock?" " You know, the sharp metal box that you put in the crib." "Is that not a well-known... ?" " But this is fine." " And they set to work." "No, I understand that." "I get that." "But it just seems like you're leaving a hole just right in the middle of the block." "It won't be a block on anything 3G." "Although some of the work had to happen outside the room." "Buddy, is that schoolwork?" "Which was challenging." "And soon, they were close to finishing an app they had decided to call..." "Woodblock." "It's taken." "Blockwood." "It's taken." "And that's when he came up with..." "Block of Wood?" " Which was also taken." " Wow." " Block-block?" " No." "People are going to think we're in the chicken-noise business." "How is that a chicken noise?" "You know... well, it's kind of hard to do in these matador pants, but, you know..." " Block-bl..." " (over phone):" "Fakeblock is available." "Do you want Fakeblock?" "Oh, uh, okay." "They have Fakeblock." "Okay, yes, we'll take that." "No problem." "That's no problem." "Could you hang on to that for me, please?" "And I'll call you back." "Thank you." "It's $5,000 for the domain name, and then there's this whole XML Web site fee." "I got the last one." "That was 99 cents." "Times three." "And George Michael realized he needed to bring in some cash." "We actually have a variety of subjects that high school students need tutoring in." "If you want to just take a look at that list and let me know if there's anything there" " that you've handled before." " There was... although George Michael couldn't imagine it was the same Maeby." "Is this "F" in "Maeby F." her last name or her grade?" "Oh, it's her last name." "But her most recent grade is... well, this just shows an Elvis Presley head." "So, that bad?" "I'll take her." "Stay on top of her." "You may need to ride her pretty hard." "Hey, you must be..." "What?" " This is the girl you broke up with?" " Huh?" "What is this?" "(whispers):" "I can't wear this." "Yeah, well, we dated for a while, but, you know," "I was a kid, and I didn't know how to kiss yet." "I don't know, for whatever reason, I listened to my dad who said we shouldn't make it work." " Was she your first?" " Cousin?" "No." "Why would you... why would your mind go right to... ?" "No." "No, it's just that he was right." "We were kids." "I wasn't yet O.S." " Overtly sexual." " Overtly sexual." "Right." "As I live and breathe." "Crazy." " That's just crazy." " (Knock on door)" "Okay, so listen." "After I let her in, you go and try and keep my dad out." "All right?" "I can't let him get in the way of this one." "Hey, you must be..." "But first, he had to cover his tracks." " What?" " This had to look like fate." " George Michael?" " Huh?" "What is this?" "Maeby, what are you... doing here?" " As I live and breathe." " But for the phrase, "as I live" " I thought you were the girl." " And breathe," he nailed it." "I'm supposed to tutor a kid from..." "High school." "Yeah." "That's me." "Crazy." "That is just crazy." "And even though George Michael wanted to seduce her, he couldn't helpbut challenge her strategy for staying in high school." "But still, I mean, you have to make a living, right?" "Don't you need an education?" "Well, don't forget..." "I'm a Harris." " Harris?" " Yeah." "Someone who "inharris" a lot of money." "Yeah, well, you know," "I wouldn't put all my Anns in that basket." "You know, it's fine." "You don't get it." "You've never been a risk taker." "I like to (bleep) with people." "That's what I do." " I'm making a statement." " P-HOUND:" "I love it." "MAEBY:" "You know, I knew you were cool when I saw you wearing that shirt." "Thanks." "More betrayal." "Oh, no, I get it, too." "No, I love..." "I love it, too." "You know, I..." "I love to..." "love now." "George Michael found himself less overtly sexual than he'd hoped." "I made a 40-year-old woman cry in Spain." "P-HOUND:" "I love making love to Spanish women." "Get out." "And George Michael slipped back into seduction mode." "Oh, a man, a woman... a bedroom." "Let's solve for "X."" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Well, you know, in algebra, you have an unknown element, and, uh, we call it "X," and then you have to solve for it to find out what number "X" is." ""X" isn't a number." "So you don't even really know the basic..." "But in that moment, the urge to educate her was more powerful than the urge to kiss her." "Let me show you." "I'll just show you some stuff real quick." "All right, so if you take something like this... 3X+1=10..." "And with the algebra lesson complete," "George Michael pivoted back to his overtly sexual seduction." "Therefore, when I say," ""You and me in a bedroom, let's solve for 'X, '" I'm..." "I'm stating it as a kind of formula." "Yeah, let's get wasted." "Let's drink that formula." "(chuckling):" "It's not that kind of formula." "No, I'll show you what a formula is real quick," " 'cause that's very important." " (Door opens)" " But when the door opened," " Dad?" "George Michael's window of opportunity closed." "Bad news..." "P-Hound is yanking our chain again." " MAEBY:" "Uncle Michael." " MICHAEL:" "Oh, my God." "And after a brief reunion, George Michael had another opportunity to impress his cousin." "He's got this privacy software, keeps people from stealing your stuff." "Tell her, pal." "So its privacy software that's also anti-piracy?" "George Michael weighed his options." "Maeby had chastised him for not taking risks, and what would be a bigger risk than perpetuating a lie about software just to ignite the passions of a woman?" "Of course, it would be a lie, and since Maeby wouldn't know it was a lie, he wouldn't appear to be taking a risk." "Perhaps the bigger risk was to tell his father he was lying." "That he came up with it because he wanted his father to leave so he could enjoy what remained of his senior year." "After all, he wondered, wouldn't that be the course of action taken by an overtly sexual man... a man who owns a pair of matador pants?" "He had not responded now for 41 seconds, according to his unfailing internal clock, and it was time to come clean." "Well, thanks." "Yeah." "It's a... well, it's just a Boolean-driven aggregation, really, of what programmers call "hacker traps."" "And he found himself suddenly and effortlessly tapping into a long-inbred instinct for lying." "A Bluth taking his first steps in deceit." "But the more he talked, the more he actually started to like the idea." "So, you know, in other words, when... when you have friends over, you know, and you're... you're listening to music and they want to steal your music and copy your movies or... or just look at your photos, you know, this prevents that." "It just neutralizes that so it's not even a threat anymore." "It's called Fakeblock." " Great name." "Right?" " Yeah, well, you know, it's super low-hanging fruit." "Someone's going to do it." "We're just trying to be those guys, you know?" "And, impressed with his" " own invention..." " It's a fake profile that leads hackers away from your actual data." "He set about making an impossible dream a reality." "You mean something that keeps everything on the Internet private and protects everyone's digital rights?" "Yeah, I mean, think about it." "Everyone has something that they want removed from the Internet." "George Michael certainly did." "And if the new software served no other person than removing this... it would be worth it." "Ay, dios mio." "I mean, if we could make something like that, it could be bigger than Facebook." "I mean, who wouldn't want something like that?" "You think you can do it?" "No." "No, of course not." "No." "I mean, this is my chance with Maeby, and I can't even get rid of my own father." "You know, what if we just did a vote... just the roommates?" "We do a quick vote, and it's, "Ciao, Fathero."" "He's going to know who voted against him." "Not if I get him to vote against himself." "Why would he do that?" "No, he wouldn't." "He..." "I..." "I was just leaning back, so it looked like I..." "I got this chair again, didn't I?" "Maybe I just need to be clear and just say," ""I'm putting up a wall." "We need to rework our whole system here."" "Sounds like you guys are working on your privacy software, huh?" "And, long story short, Michael did end up embracing the voting-out-a-roommate idea." "And it's, "Adios, brothiero."" "It cannot fail." "That was fun." "Did he look betrayed to you?" "He kind of always looks that way." "I'm going to catch the bus." " Bye." " Well, uh, okay." "Hey, listen." "Are you going to come by on Thursday or... ?" "Um, I don't think so." "I have this thing in L.A." "Well, can you blow it off?" "I mean, you know, you might want to get "graduating high school" out of the way." "Well, I'm getting a lifetime achievement award at this gala." "Well, you might want to get that out of the way, too, I guess." "Yeah." "Hey, you want me to go with you to that or... ?" "Yeah, I can pick you up at your place." "Oh, they're actually shooting a thing at my place." "As it turns out, they'd end up" " just clubbing a Thing." " Oh!" "You know what?" "Yeah, that might actually be a good idea." "Because I can't bring any of my friends without getting permission slips from their parents." "Well, that's not really a problem for me." "Yeah, 'cause you just betrayed yours, right?" "MAEBY (chuckling):" "Awesome." "George Michael and Maeby arrived at a hotel busy with three separate events." "(people laughing)" "GEORGE MICHAEL (laughing):" "No, no, no..." "Well, it's really nice to be out with you as adults, you know?" "In Spain, they don't even eat dinner until after 11: 00 p.m." "Wow, Spain really changed you." "Well, you grow up very quickly in Spain." "Oh, my God, I know this guy." "Hey." "Hey, man." "Hey." " Hey, man." " Hey." "What are you on?" "Oh, he's nobody." "Oh." "It's Justin." "That's David Henrie." "He's Justin from Wizards of Waverly Place." "Hmm." "It's on a lot in Spain." "Well, I'm going to go mingle with a bunch of 13-year-olds who think they can still play fifth grade." " Have fun." " I'll catch up." "And George Michael set out to re-unleash his overtly sexual persona." "Well, gentlemen, start your engines." "Buenas noches, pequeño Scarlet." "I will be needing a room, please." "How many nights?" "Two." "Sorry." "No, just one night." "I thought you were saying how many people." " And how many beds?" " Two." " Two." " No." "Uh, one bed." "Why give her the option?" "Keep it real simple." "One bed, one night, two people, let's solve for "X." (laughs)" "I hate young Hollywood." "MAEBY:" "It's called Fakeblock, Mort." " It's going to blow Schnoodle out of the water!" " And it was on his way back" " to Maeby that he heard her say..." " Fakeblock's the next big thing." " It's called Fakeblock!" " What's this?" "You're talking... talking about Fakeblock?" "Oh." "How does your privacy software work?" " Huh?" "It's private." "And that's how George Michael not only met Rebel..." "I don't want people to know that I'm doing this." "But finally found a way to prove to Maeby that he was a risk taker." "Yes." "Yes." "George Maharis." "Only to discover, moments later..." " Perfecto!" " ... that she was dating" " an even bigger risk taker." " De nada." "That's my undercover cop boyfriend." "I'm trying to get him in bed." "Boyfriend?" "So funny that didn't come up in the car." "So, how does it work?" "Huh?" "How does what work?" "Your privacy software." "How does it protect you from piracy?" "Oh, I don't know." "Don't worry about it." "No, no, no." "No, you really piqued my interest." "I'm sorry." "And discouraged that he'd lost Maeby, he tried to salvage his night by taking a picture of Gibby from "iCarly."" "As he was doing this, however, this happened." "(loud explosion, people screaming)" "The explosion caused an electrical surge rendering the Schnoodle software inoperable." "Which, to those who saw him, seemed like a genius act of cyber sabotage, which led to this." " What happened?" " Ah, it's dead." "That geek Maharis destroyed the whole thing." "And you know why?" "Just because he could." "Those Internet geniuses..." "that's what they do." "I'm ruined." "I'll probably never get to drive the Schnoodle car." "We should work together." " No." " Smart." "And a few days later, it would lead to this." "I'm John Beard." "Here's your 15 seconds of news." "Fakeblock's mystery man, George Maharis, may have just found a way to screw a cap on the Internet, and investors are lining up to fill the company's tank with money, even though he himself remains anonymous." "That's all the news that's fit to pump." "I quit." "NARRATOR:" "By the time" "George Michael returned tocampus, even his roommate had heard of George Maharis' Fakeblock." "This George Maharis guy stole our name, but we have it registered, so we can sell it to him for a fortune." "No, I am George Maharis!" "I'm behind the whole thing." "I..." "I wanted to impress Maeby, so I told her that I created this privacy software." "Why would you do that?" "You know, it's like the time that you told that girl that you were George Takei's son." "Well, it's too late." "This thing's taking off." "They're saying Fakeblock knocked out Schnoodle." "That was a coincidence." "It must have been a power surge." "Well, we got to get something... at least get our five grand back." "Well, I put in the five grand, you put in three dollars." "Well, you may have put in the most money to Fakeblock, but I put in the first three dollars, so that makes you a hop-on." "No, you're the hop-on, Paul, and I know exactly who you're trying to hop on to." " Maeby." " Maeby." "Yeah, well, you know she's dating a cop, right?" " Yeah, she likes risk takers, like the P..." "MAEBY:" "Hi." "Hound..." "Keep moving." "Can you believe this?" " Maeby was excited..." " Fakeblock!" "It's exploding!" " ... but George Michael knew" " I got my PR company fanning it the stakes were too high for him to continue the lie." "And I even cashed in a favor to get us mentioned on "Mad Money."" "You know, I think we just might want to slow down a little bit on the whole Fakeblock thing 'cause I'm still not 100% finished with it." "Well, how finished are you with it?" "200%?" "500%" "I also feel like I'm not 100% finished" " with your math tutoring." " And then Maeby said something" " that made his change his mind." " Do we have those books here?" "MAEBY:" "I trust you, George Michael." "I would not get into bed with you on this thing if I didn't trust you." "No." "Yeah, of... of course you can trust me in bed." "No, I mean, I trust you not to take advantage of me." "No." "I wouldn't." "We would..." "we would just lie there." "We'd just lie there?" "I mean, I'm talking about business." "So am I. That's why we would just lie there." "Okay. (laughs) 'Cause I was going to say, when you become an Internet billionaire, you could do whatever you want with me in bed." "It was that." "That's what made him change his mind." " I will." "I will." " And if it was so wrong to lie, surely he would receive some sort of sign." "Oh, hey, I should get this." " But that wasn't it." " Hi, Uncle Gob." "That was his uncle Gob wanting to meet him at a gay club" " to tell him his father" " I need to see you tonight." " Was anxious to see him." " It's about your father and you." "Really?" "Is... is he upset?" " GOB:" "Do I seem like a clown to you?" " I got it." "George Michael was worried, and even more so, when he caught up with his uncle at a magic club." "That Fakeblock thing will scrub it away." "You know about Fakeblock?" "You know that's my software." "I wonder if my dad thinks I'm blowing him off because that's starting to take off now." "Well, you should go find out 'cause I do know that your dad is really, really, really upset with you." "He is upset?" "I asked you that." "That was literally the first thing I asked you." "So you're giving me these crazy..." "Mad?" "So, it was a very shaken George Michael who arrived later at the Ealing Club..." "What do you mean, I'm already up there?" "Obviously, I'm not... as a frustrated Andy Richter was having trouble already up there because I'm here." "Getting into the club he was a member of." "It's my stupid brother!" "He looks just like me." "I'll just go up, I'll find him, I'll..." "Oh, come on." "Oh, hey, Donny!" "Hey, I had you for a semester at Openings." "Yeah, okay, all right." "Hey, come." "I'm..." "I'm his guest." "Is this man your guest?" "Oh, no, no." "I'm just meeting my dad here." "Oh, screw this." "I'm going up." " Oh, come on." " Going up, going up." "Oh, come on!" "Oh, some Openings child you are, man!" "And George Michael girded himself for his first meeting with his father since he voted him out of the dorm." "Hi." "Yeah, just a sea-breeze, please." "Make it a strong one." "Put some stank on that." "George?" "George Maharis?" "And that's when he heard the name he'd forgotten he'd given out as his own." "So he tried not to act surprised to hear it when he saw it was Rebel." "I see you." "Unfortunately, that meant being stuck affecting a blasé attitude." "Rebel Alley?" "We spoke three days ago." "I know, I know." "I remember." " Are you a member here?" " No, I'm not." "No, I just walked in past the big black security guard." "All of which now worked against him." "Okay, you know what?" "I was trying to be nice, but you're just a jerk." "You're a bigger jerk than Andy Richter over there!" "ANDY:" "Loosen up, bitch." "I'm Andy Richter!" "I probably make, like, $8,000 a day or something." "Hey, I'm..." "I'm sorry." "I..." "I..." "You know, I'm in the middle of a whole thing with my dad right now, and I, um..." "I didn't mean to be..." "however I just came off." "Badly." "Well, I'm sorry, you know." "I've never met a beautiful actress before." "Oh, so you do know who I am?" "God, of course I know who you are!" "You were in the remake of "Dangerous Cousins."" "I signed up to Netflix because of that movie." "Uh-huh." "I think I was thrown that you were interested in who I am." "Well, you are George Maharis." " Everyone's talking about your software company." " Oh, yeah." "I'm sure women are just throwing themselves at your feet." "Well, you know, I, uh..." "I prefer a woman who aims higher." "(Rebel laughs loudly, George Michael laughs)" " That was funny." " Yeah, I know." " That was good." "That was..." " Smooth." "Smooth." "Hey, we have the same taste in words." "Okay, should we get a drink?" "I'm buying." "I don't want you to think I'm after you for your money." "George Michael was thrown by what was clearly" "Rebel's stated interest in him." "MAN:" "George Michael?" "George Michael?" "Which is perhaps why he ignored the page..." " MAN:" "George Michael?" " ... that he assumed" " was from his father." " George Michael?" "Is George Michael here?" "Is George Michael here?" "(laughing):" "Oh, God." "Just remind me not to go in the men's room!" "(laughter)" "Uh, would you excuse me?" "I..." "I'm just gonna use the men's room." " Okay." " And while checking his messages, he got some good news." "MICHAEL:" "Hey, buddy, it's Dad." "Um, I am having real trouble getting up there." "Uh, this traffic is unbelievable." "We got a light aircraft right in the middle of the freeway." "Call me back when you get this?" "But while Michael was leaving a second message," "George Michael left one for him." " (phone chimes)" " Oh." "Hey, hang on." "This is you." "Hey, it's me." "You know what?" "I bet we're sitting in the exact same traffic; this is a mess." "Now hoping to ensure that his father didn't make it to their meeting." "Maybe that's better." "Oh, God, they're forcing us off." "Oh, God, they're forcing us off, but you know, we can just do this another time if that works." "Maybe that's better." "Oh, they're closing the lanes." "Oh, this is beautiful." "Same traffic." "Unreal." "Unreal." "Kind of looking around for you now." "Maybe you're right near me." "Anyhow, if you get this, maybe we will just meet... somewhere else." "Gonna hang up now." "I'm going to video this and send it in to the news." "Glad you're getting some footage of this, 'cause I can't really get a good angle myself." "They're forcing us off here like a bunch of animals." "You know, maybe we'll do this another time, 'cause this is..." "It's sad to say, but it's left me... animals." "You know maybe we'll do this another time." "It's sad to say, but it's left me pretty shaken up." "God, I just hope there are no kids on that plane." "'Cause, you know, they don't have any choice in the matter." " (phone chimes)" " Well, I'll tell you what." "I feel worse for the parents, okay?" "Probably the kids thought that they could fly the plane all by themselves." "Bet you 500 bucks they find a dead kid behind the stick." "You know, or maybe on the dead dad's lap whose only fault was loving that kid too much and letting him fly the plane." "Next thing he knows, he's bouncing of the top of the Sports Chalet onto the express lane of the 605." " I'll bet you 500 bucks." " Michael was hurt" " and on his way out..." " See you." "I'm out of your hair." "When he heard something that cheered him up." "The guy that was harassing Rebel... he's on his way down." "Say, Rebel?" "Hey, Andy Richter." "Michael Bluth." "How you doing, Andy?" "Oh, yeah." "I..." "I'm Andy." "So, I know him." "Can I get on your membership," " and can you vouch for me?" "Okay?" " Oh, yeah, sure." "Whatever you want... it's on Andy." "Thank you." "It's on this rich (bleep)hole." "Bye." "But before Michael could find Rebel, he ran into the man, that at that point, he still thought was her lover." "Ron!" " Hey." " No, no." "It's Michael." "Michael Bluth... doing the film about my family and..." "Yeah, when are we gonna get your kid's signature, though?" " Yeah, I'm working on it." " Oh." " And I..." "I got a hold of him." " Oh, oh." "And we're gonna meet here tonight, but I think that he's blowing me off." "Well, yeah, kids will be kids, right?" "Well, you know, a month ago, I would have told you that he and I were exactly the same, that we were twins." "But now, I wouldn't even think of my son as my brother." "You know, the thing is..." "He's busy." "George Michael finds himself the subject of a lawsuit over the ownership" " of Fakeblock." " Could you put in a good word on the missing Lucille 2 case?" "That's a career maker." "That's an O.J." "You just need one of those." "Huh?" "Uh, excuse me, uh, but was it or was it not my client who put up the initial seed money for the block software that served as the underlying architecture of Fakeblock?" " It was 99 cents." " Times three." " Times three." "Times three." "Can I say something to my client?" "Take to the sea!"

"My Name Is Michael Westen." "I Used To Be A Spy Until..." "We got a burn notice." "You're blacklisted." "when you're burned, You've got nothing... no cash, no credit, No job history." "you're stuck in whatever city They decide to dump you in." "Where am I?" "Miami." "you do whatever work Comes your way." "you rely on anyone Who's still talking to you." "a trigger-happy Ex-girlfriend..." "Should we shoot them?" "... an old friend who's Informing on you to the FBI..." "You know spies..." "A bunch of bitchy little girls." "... family, too." "Is that your mom again?" "you're desperate." "Someone needs your help, Michael bottom line... until You figure out who burned you, you're not going anywhere." "Ahh." "Okay, easy one... who led The phins in sacks in '06?" "The phins in sacks, '060... agh." "See, Mike, these are The important things in life." "This is what you missed when you Were running around the world" "With a satellite phone And a gun." "Jason Taylor." "You want to blend into A new city, you better be up On local sports." "Drink." "Come on, sweetheart." "Give me one kiss." "Come on." "Just one." "Just one." "Bitch." "Ah, another gimme." "Who was the phins' All-time passing leader?" "covert ops has its perks." "You travel, Make your own hours, and expense most of your meals." "The downside..." "Lots of people want you dead." "Here's a hint..." "It's a quarterback." "Phins' all-time Passing leader." "Uh..." "Barry bonds?" "Barry bonds?" "Come on, Mike." "It's not even the right sport." "Drink." "Dwyane wade sucks!" "if it looks like you're About to get into a fight that could get you killed, Try starting another one." "I mean, he can dunk, But he's no kobe bryant." "Kobe sucks." "Kobe has a better Free-throw percentage" "And three rings, dude." "Dwyane Has a ring, too, dude." "The rest of the league Had an off year," "Just like any fat-ass loser Can have a good day." "You got a problem?" "Hey, Mike, What are you doing?" "He's drunk." "Don't listen to him." "Wow!" "Are those real?" "I'm thinking double d's." "vitáme do Miami, Comrade." "Welcome to Miami" "Assxxxx" "Come on!" "Any ideas why your friend Jan There wants you dead?" "Probably payback For a job I did." "when booby-trapping your home, it's important To keep it simple." "No coincidence a czech wet work Guy is on me after I get burned." "make it easy to set up, Easy to disable." "I need to find out What he knows about my situation." "Talk to Sam." "He's the cold warrior With the direct line to the FBI." "Somebody's got to feed The feds something." "It might as well be sam." "You know, I just can't Risk the feds picking up Jan" "Before I get a chance To talk to him." "Hi, mom." "The disposal Is acting up again." "Well, I'm really busy right now, So call a plumber." "There's something in there." "I think I can get it." "No, do not put your hand Down the disposal." "I'm coming over right now." "one more thing About booby traps... make sure your friends know Not to drop by unannounced." "A few minutes later." "Oh, well." "Mike, what the hell Is going on?" "You got shotguns, you're picking Fights for no reason." "dwyane wade is overrated." "Fine." "Lie to me." "But next time you go Chuck Norris on some guy," "Don't do it In one of my favorite bars." "It's the sandbar." "They got $1 well drinks," "Directv's nfl sunday ticket In h.d." "And did you see the t-shirts Those girls were wearing?" "And now I can't go back there." "That hurts." "So, what's the deal?" "You're gonna drive me Over to my mom's." "I just got here." "Mom." "Mom!" "you can learn good self-defense fighting with students In a class." "but great self-defense..." "You been lifting weights?" "... that you pick up Fighting with your family." "Michael, What are you doing?" "It's all right, mom." "I deserved it." "He deserves A lot more than that." "You need to forgive Your brother, Michael." "All right?" "It was years ago." "He took out 10 credit cards Under my name," "And then he hit me With a telephone book." "He's right." "It's true." "I was totally wrong." "But you were so angry, it was Really more like self-defense." "You lost my car In a card game." "Well, I needed the money, And you weren't helping me out." "Besides, nothing ventured, Nothing gained, bro." "It was a rental car You ventured." "Well, they didn't Charge you for it." "It's like playing With house money." "The disposal works." "There was nothing wrong With it, was there?" "Well, how else was I supposed to Get you to see your brother?" "Someone needs your help, Michael." "All right?" "Nate, tell him." "Yeah, uh, your buddy Bill From high school." "Bill wasn't my buddy." "I worked for his dad." "Whatever." "The point is His daughter ran away." "I told him You can help him out." "Mom said you got this thing Going, helping people." "It's not a thing." "Nate said That bill is desperate." "You took money From him, didn't you?" "Didn't you?" "It's not about money." "It's a friend in need, bro." "How much?" "Let's see it." "Come on." "All right, he..." "He gave me 1,000 bucks To find her, for expenses, okay?" "We'll split it?" "So, are you in?" "No, I'm gonna go give him Back the money." "Who gives money back?" "Hey!" "Couldn't believe it When you went in the army." "Bill reese the client" "Missed you At graduation." "You just disappeared, It seemed like." "Nate told me About your daughter." "It's something The police should handle." "They won't do anything." "Jenna's 18." "I told them she's just a kid." "She's still in high school." "But they said She can still leave home." "Can you believe that?" "We got to do something." "Nate." "Why'd she leave, Bill?" "We argued about her boyfriend, Brandon diggs," "Some half-assed modeling scout She met in a flashy car." "Jenna wanted to model And paid for some of her photos." "It's been a month." "She called once," "Sounded messed up, Like she was drunk." "I asked where she was, And she wouldn't tell me." "Sounds like bad news." "I think we got to help." "I have the rest Of the money... the $2,000." "Wait." "Nate told you $3,000?" "He said that was the old-friend Price, but I got more." "I just need to know If she's okay." "Of course you do." "Fine." "I'll hold on to this For operating costs." "You have Brandon's Phone number?" "He disconnected it." "I called it a million times Trying to find her." "All I got's this." "It's a photo I found In Jenna's things." "It was just luck..." "I caught him Out of the corner of my eye." "Hey." "His cellphone was linked To a bogus address," "So no luck there." "Hermano!" "dos fajitas, arroz con pollo, And uno cerveza, por favor." "Eating light?" "Tracking this guy down Was hard work, let me tell you." "I had to hit up a buddy of mine On the bureau for a favor." "Wow, hitting up some paper Pusher for some information." "You must really Work up an appetite." "He knows I'm not on their Most-favored-nations list.all right" "He insisted meeting on the q.t. During his spin class." "Does a hell of a job On the acorns, let me tell you." "Nice job." "The kid's popular." "Yeah." "I called some of his buddies, Said I was his old pot dealer." "Hangs out at a bar Down on south beach." "We can go there And look around." "Every third guy in a bar will Tell you he's a modeling scout." "Hey, I've used worse lines..." "And succeeded." "spies go to bars for the same reason People go to libraries... full of information If you know how to ask." "Seriously, that money Bill fronted us..." "I need my half, bro." "We'll talk about it later." "Let's just do this job." "Excuse me." "Brandon diggs..." "I heard This is where he hangs out." "Maybe you heard wrong." "I need to talk To brandon Diggs, okay?" "Jesus, nate!" "Lay off." "I take him out," "And he comes on to every guy Who looks like he can bench 200." "Frank pierce, Coconut grove mercedes-benz." "This kid brandon put a deposit Down on an sl550." "My salesman here Wrote his number down wrong." "Yeah, It's a beautiful car..." "Pewter exterior, Burl walnut trim, it's nice" "The thing is, we got 20 people Lined up behind him." "We don't want to give it away, But we will if we have to." "Can you help us out?" "Check the v.i.p. Room Upstairs." "Thank you kindly." "I was doing fine." "You were not doing fine." "You looked like You were gonna slug the guy." "You have no idea What you're doing." "Why don't you boys wait outside, And I'll go get brandon?" "Are you sure?" "If there's one thing I know how to do," "It's to get a guy To leave a bar." "Oh, damn, girl, You are fine." "Braandon diggs The boyfriend" "Oh." "Where's your car?" "It's over there." "Wow." "This is a really nice car." "Listen, bro, I don't want trouble, man." "Take the car." "I got about 100 bucks." "We're looking For Jenna reese." "I don't know any Jenna." "That Jenna." "Mm-hmm." "Jenna's with The wilhelm brothers, okay?" "They're like An escort service." "I recruit for them At the club sometimes." "Why don't you go And unrecruit her for us?" "They got guys with guns watching Those girls around the clock." "Guys with guns?" "Of course." "It says here the inside And lower areas of the arch" "Are the most erogenous zones Of the foot." "What?" "It's research On the wilhelm brothers." "They're fronting As fashion guys." "My ex-girlfriend Is totally into this crap." "She says they're pretty Well known in the miami scene." "I looked them up On the internet." "They own a photo studio." "It seems to be their only Legitimate business." "Find out anything About their escort service?" "No, but they're all over The charity circuit." "When they're not Pimping girls," "They're donating 10,000 bucks" "To some "neuter your dog And cat" group," ""save the everglades," Et cetera, et cetera." "That's a perfect way To find rich johns." "Talk to your ex, find out when The next event is happening ?" "." "Yeah, Fi." "I know where your assassin is staying." "after he got Tired staking out your place," "I tailed him to this hotel Near the convention center." "He's in room 741." "Be careful." "It's a little too easy For a guy this good." "Hey, can I borrow Your car?" "Where are you going?" "Just to the store To get some yogurt." "Come on, Mike." "Fiona calls, Whisper whisper." "All of a sudden, You got to have yogurt?" "What's the big secret?" "No big secret." "Just love yogurt." "So?" "You want anything?" "Yeah, a toothbrush." "Yours is a little rough." "Ha ha." "the key to a good knife defense Is to control the knife hand and strike With everything you've got." "Good to see you." "Long time." "We need to talk." "fighting is Often about tactical retreats, like running away From two knives." "We go back a long way, Jan." "it's also knowing how to make The body count unacceptable." "Then we'll see each Other again, yes?" "Yeah, yeah, call me." "Our next item up for bid, Ladies and gentlemen," "Is a gorgeous gown From designs by renee." "Vanessa, you look wonderful In this... very nice." "We'll start the bidding off At $10,000." "Who will give me $10,000?" "pimps are all about show." "Wilhelm borthers Pimps high-end or low-end, They like to stand out." "$10,000." "Mr. Wilhelm opens the bidding." "Thank you very much." "Do we have $11,000?" "$11,000 from the gentleman In the front row." "Do I have $12,000?" "We're looking for $12,000." "$12,000." "$13,000?" "$13,000?" "If you want this guy to think You're a player," "Raise him again." "Nate, what the hell Are you doing here?" "I heard you were doing A charity auction," "Figured you could use The help." "I don't need any help." "$13,000." "Do we have $14,000?" "$14,000." "Do we have $15,000?" "One more time, bro." "compulsive gamblers Get a lot of practice seeing people bluff, so the good news is they can usually pick up On people's tells." "the bad news Is when they're wrong, the consequences Are very expensive." "$15,000." "Very generous." "Do we have $16,000?" "Looking for $16,000 now." "$15,000 going once." "Relax, He's gonna bid again." "$16,000. $16,000." "Congratulations." "That is one hell of a dress." "Who's the lucky lady?" "You're looking at her." "If my wife looked like you," "I might have spent A few more bucks." "Your wife?" "Is she here?" "No, she's at home..." "New york." "I'm down here doing Some business..." "And some pleasure..." "I like to combine both." "We have something In common then." "You're in fashion." "It must be nice," "All those beautiful women All the time." "We're throwing a party This evening." "Come by And see for yourself." "Some of our girls Will be there." "They love meeting New people." "He just left." "Housekeeping." "Yes, I need fresh sheets In room 740, please." "Thank you." "Hmm." "Maybe we should get a room." "I could only afford about a half An hour in a place like this." "That's all we need." "Fi, just..." "Fi..." "Fi." "Just..." "Fi." "Keep a lookout." "I forgot the ice." "Oh, no." "Oh, no, no." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "I forgot my key." "my wife... mi esposa..." "So, I don't want to wake her." "So, you open... key." "Oh, thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you." "Shh!" "any good operative is careful Not to leave much behind." "everyone gets careless, though, and even the littlest things Can turn out to be useful." "a receipt, a paperback room-service records..." "Every bit helps." "Guys, I'm telling you, I don't know what he's up to." "Don't jerk us around, sam." "The guy's sneaking around, And you don't know anything?" "What, you want me To make something up?" "Okay, he's got a goddamn Spy satellite in his bathroom." "I'm doing my best here." "You're supposed to be Keeping an eye on him." "We need results, Sam," "Or we'll haul your ass Off to d.c." "For a little face time With the section chief." "Nice talking to you." "The next big thing..." "Air-conditioning in China." "Think about it..." "Billions of people," "Global warming... big bucks." "We get rich." "It's a great thing." "Hey, remember me from the skybar The other night?" "Hey, I'm gonna just borrow her For one second." "I'll bring her back, I promise." "I'm sorry." "Do I know you?" "No, but you looked bored, So I thought I'd help you out." "Oh, thanks, but those guys, They're really nice." "Are you friends With Carl, too?" "Yeah, you can say that." "How about you?" "He's helping me With my modeling." "Oh, yeah?" "You're a model." "Yeah, well, not yet," "But carl just got me My first job in Dubai." "That's near Saudi Arabia." "And I'm gonna be flying there Thursday." "So, what are You doing here?" "Networking." "Carl says That businesspeople," "They're always looking For models to be in commercials." "And he's got this, Like, total training program," "You know, where you learn About clothes and etiquette" "And things like that While he gets us jobs." "Oh, hold on." "Hold on." "Why don't we just step outside For a little bit?" "I need to talk to you About something." "Jenna!" "Be a sweetheart And get me a drink." "You know, We were just gonna..." "You know what?" "Some merlot would be great." "Okay." "All right, sure." "Is there anything I can help you with?" "I assume she's for hire." "We tell you who to talk to, Jenna." "Let's go." "But I get the feeling She hasn't done this before." "That's our specialty..." "Girls who are new To the business." "She doesn't even look Like she's the type." "You're right." "She isn't." "But some clients Appreciate girls" "With a little fight In them." "Name your price." "I'm interested." "I'm sorry?" "Oh, no." "We don't offer that service..." "Domestically." "Strictly An overseas operation." "Yeah, so, if you're ever In the middle east," "Let me know, huh?" "Come on." "I'll introduce you To some of our other girls." "This way." "We should call the police." "Bill, what are The police gonna do?" "She'll just say she's doing A modeling job overseas." "But she's not." "And if we tell her the truth, She won't believe us." "The wilhelms will have her On a plane by the next day." "We can go over there Right now." "We can just go over And get her out." "Bill, stop." "Hey, whoa, whoa." "Hold on." "You want to spook them?" "She'll get hurt." "Do you understand?" "Just... hey... trust me." "Let us do our thing." "You'll call me When you get her?" "I promise." "How exactly do you plan On keeping that promise?" "I have no idea." "Grabbing Jenna Shouldn't be that big a deal." "In, out..." "Couple minutes." "And run away?" "I say we blow our way Into the house," "Grab the girl, take the wilhelms Out as a bonus." "That's great..." "Hey, let's storm a place" "Guarded by guys With semiautomatics," "Get shot up, Get the target killed." "Maybe you don't have The stomach for it." "Michael..." "Fi, the body count Would be a little high." "We know she's booked On a flight to Dubai." "There's two flights On thursday..." "A 10:00 a.m. Direct and A 2:00 p.m. Through switzerland." "We take her When she goes to the airport." "I like it." "Deal with the guys in the car, Pull her out." "Nice." "I'll see you." "I'm gonna do some recon." "Do you think I could convince Your czech assassin" "To switch targets?" "Sam is bigger, slower, Easier to hit." "What about Jan's car?" "You check?" "Yeah, he runs a mirror under The engine before he unlocks it," "Uses a remote To start the engine." "You check the bookstores?" "All the local rezoli's." "No scary czechs buying sci-fi Paperbacks on a regular basis." "We won't be Ambushing him there." "He's been ordering food At the hotel." "Not room service." "He stops by the kitchen To place his order," "Oversees the cooking Himself." "Religious reasons." "He wants to make sure The food is halal." "Halal?" "Nice cover story." "Jan isn't muslim." "There's got to be Another reason" "Why he's spending time In the kitchen." "Here's some cash." "Spread it Around the kitchen staff." "See what you can find out." "Yeah, mom?" "Michael, Can you come over?" "It's an emergency." "It's your brother." "What happened?" "I told him That nate wasn't here," "But t-they said They'd stay anyway." "I tried to call you, And they wouldn't let me." "T-then nate came in, And they started hitting him." "They said He owed them money." "They broke the dishes?" "No, I did." "Mrs. Hale's always coming over When I have the tv on too loud," "So I figured She'd hear the crash." "Anyway, they left When they saw her coming." "Why didn't you call The police?" "Because nate said it would Cause him even more trouble." "I got warrants." "Mom, I need to talk to Nate." "Don't you get angry At him, all right?" "It's a sickness, Michael, Just like your father." "Look, I just need My half of the money" "So I can pay these guys, All right?" "If I give you money, You'll go to the track," "And you'll try to double it." "You'll try to make a little Extra until it's gone." "I can help you, Nate." "I can get these guys Off your back." "You could hide out In my place." "I don't need A goddamn place to hide." "I can protect myself." "Yeah, blocking punches with Your face... real effective." "I got a guy Bringing me a gun." "A gun?" "I'm not gonna need To use it, mom," "If he'll just give me The money." "Michael, please." "I'll give him the money After the job." "I'll make sure the money goes To the right place." "Go to hell." "a rescue attempt is hard enough when it's someone who actually Wants to be rescued." "doesn't matter whether It's a brother with a compulsive-gambling Problem or a girl who thinks she's about to launch Her modeling career." "so, you eliminate Escape options keep a low profile but no matter what you do, you'll still have someone Screaming bloody murder in the back of your car." "Bill, don't worry." "We've got a plan." "I'll go with you." "I should be there." "No, listen to me." "The best thing for you to do Is stay at home." "You'll be the first one We call." "Talk to you soon." "Michael?" "Is Nate with you?" "No." "I'm just fixing his truck." "What's wrong, mom?" "He said he was going over To your apartment" "To get his share Of the money." "What?" "He's going over to my place?" "What's his cell number?" "Nate doesn't have a cell." "They cut him off months ago." "Michael!" "Nate!" "some situations just come down To probability... the chance that an assassin With a handgun can hit you at 50 yards, the number of shots He can get off." "might have a 1-in-5 chance Of taking a bullet, maybe a 1-in-10 chance Of dying..." "Nate!" "... or a 100% chance Of getting blown away by a shotgun wired to a door." "A ricochet Is usually not deadly," "But it sure feels that way." "Michael!" "Aah!" "Where the hell is Michael..." "On one of your secret missions?" "Don't look at me." "Your guys should be out Pretty soon." "Last flight to Dubai Is in a couple hours." "I'm ready." "Oh, no way." "There's no way we're Gonna do this without Mike." "We don't have the manpower." "We don't have a choice." "I knew it." "You got no backbone." "Backbone?" "You remember how this works?" "You hold off the guy In the front." "I take the guy in the back." "Mike takes Jenna." "What's missing From this picture?" "The guy that takes Jenna." "So I'll take Jenna." "Okay, so who takes the guy In the front?" "Nobody." "What happens then?" "People start shooting." "We lose, we're dead." "We win, we got three bodies, A traumatized girl," "And spots on the FBI's Most wanted list." "I've been on plenty Of those lists." "It's not so bad." "Here they are." "Let's do this." "No, we can't do it Without Mike." "Then I'll do it myself." "I got it, honey." "Oh, my back!" "Aah!" "What did you do?" "Aah, my back." "Honey, call 911." "Damn right I'm calling 911." "You almost killed him!" "It was an accident." "I'm sure the cops Will sort it all out." "Jenna: we're not going to Make the flight." "any decent criminal Will change his plans at the mention Of the word "cops."" "Don't worry, Jenna." "We'll catch a plane tomorrow." "Best we sort this out." "Hey, you guys got a pen?" "We could start exchanging Information." "I assume you guys have Insurance, right?" "I don't think It's necessary" "For us to get the insurance Companies involved." "Well, I don't know, Pal." "I got hit pretty good." "Don't come looking For more." "Let's go back to the house." "Oh!" "Hey!" "It's illegal To drive away from an accident." "Mike better have one hell Of an excuse for not being here." "Aah." "Easy." "spend a lot of time In countries without hospitals, you pick up a few things." "Take it easy." "Now, make a small incision Just above the wound." "You want me to just dig in Here or what?" "You're enjoying this Way too much." "Disinfect the blade In the alcohol." "And then run the lighter Over the edge of the blade." "God damn." "This is kind of fun." "Small incision." "Small incision!" "Aah!" "Come on, you'd think I was Pulling a goddamn cannonball" "Out of your shoulder." "Just a little more." "God!" "Okay." "Okay." "All right." "There you go, You big baby." "Jesus." "What happened?" "Mike, you get shot?" "There's cops all over Out there." "No, it was just this gang-bang Drive-by thing." "It's really nothing." "What happened with Jenna?" "She's still for sale," "But we kept her from boarding The plane, at least." "Gangbangers, huh?" "What, you join the crips Or something?" "I mean, Mike, look, you don't Want to tell me, that's fine." "But I'll keep my mouth shut." "I'm your friend." "I'm supposed to help you With crap like this." "You've got to trust me." "Help me with my shirt." "I do trust you, Sam." "Keeping you in the dark Gives you deniability." "Yeah, okay." "I know how it works." "All right, I'll go out and help You with your cop problem." ""Nice job, nate." "Thanks for pulling That bullet out of me."" ""Oh, yeah, hey, you're welcome, Mike." "No problem."" ""Hey, nate, how 'bout That money I owe you?"" "Jackass." "Nate." "Thank you." "Pay them back." "Hey." "How's your shoulder?" "Patched up." "It hurts, but it wasn't deep." "Glad to hear it." "Listen, Mike..." "I understand you got A situation, but so do I." "I mean, I'm covering for you, But if I lose my pension," "You're gonna be changing My diapers" "When I'm 95 and drooling." "Sam, I would never let That happen." "I'd smother you With a pillow first." "Promise me you're not gonna pick Any fights in this place." "It's the only bar in Miami That will let me run a tab." "Hi, mom." "It's Nate." "Bill's been hurt." "You said you were going To get her." "I didn't hear from you." "So I went to the house." "Barely made it Through the front gate." "I thought You were my friend." "I'm sorry." "Something came up." "I need to call the police!" "This was a bad idea." "She'll be on a plane Within the hour." "Don't call." "We don't have time." "I said I'll take care of it, And I'll take care of it." "What are you gonna do?" "Same plan as before," "Just a different target." "running an operation, you can't let personal feelings Get in the way." "it's about planning And execution..." "You have to get out." "Now!" "Now!" "... not about being angry." "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Move it!" "Wow, this is Really well-made." "Open the door." "Out!" "Piss me off." "Move." "Whoa, whoa!" "Do you know Who my brother is?" "I know who he is, And I know what he does." "Get off me, man!" "You're making... although, occasionally, You may get a little angry." "Helping people's Not a bad gig, bro," "But if you want to make Some real money," "I could hook you up." "Did you pay them back, These guys you owe?" "Yeah." "Most of it." "Look, they're not gonna be Visiting mom for a while," "All right?" "Think he suffocated?" "You ready to call Your brother," "Let him know You want to go home?" "I think that's a "yeah."" "I want my brother back." "How much?" "We don't want your money," "Which is not to say That we want you to have it." "We want all your records" "And all the money you made From all the girls you pimped." "Pimped?" "I'm not a pimp." "You say tomato." "I say pimp." "You can keep Whatever you made legally" "From, you know, The photo studio," "But the girls Get the rest of it." "What are you, Some kind of crusading cop?" "No, Unfortunately for you," "I'm just some guy You managed to piss off." "Your brother's In a trunk of a car, carl." "He's eating On 10 bucks a day." "That's a bag of chips, A sandwich, and a coke." "Tomorrow he eats on 5," "And we'll be down To sugar packets by friday." "And just so there's No misunderstanding," "You're going to explain To Jenna" "Exactly What was waiting for her" "At the other end Of that flight." "I think that covers it." "We'll wait for your call." "You know..." "I think we could probably Keep some of that money" "For ourselves." "It's not like the girls Are gonna miss it." "What?" "They don't know How much there is." "I met some of those girls At the party." "Some of them Probably couldn't even count." "There is a reason family is always a good source Of leverage, whether it's a brother That always owes people money or a brother Stuck in the trunk of a car." "you can't really turn Your back on them." "Out." "Come on." "Walk." "Walk." "Who are you?" "I'm a friend Of your father's." "the drive home Is often a grueling experience for someone You've just rescued, especially if they were unaware Of their situation." "they ask a lot of questions." "you fill them In on the answers, and then it dawns on them the truth." "it can be A little overwhelming." "Neat." "What's this?" "What's this, huh?" "Oh, neat." "What does this say here?" "Anall-phyl..." "How do you say That word, Jan?" "Anaphylactic." "What does that word mean?" "Can't... breathe." "Oh, you can't breathe?" "Is this for when your throat Closes up from allergies," "Like from pollen?" "'Cause that's what I get." "Or maybe It's the crushed peanuts" "I sprinkled On your hot dog." "Yeah, I talked To the chef at the hotel." "Seems like you're allergic To peanuts." "Well, Now that you've shot me," "And I hold your life In my hands," "I think It's time we talked." "No, no, no, no." "Don't... don't." "Jan. Jan." "After we talk, You get this." "I need to know what you know About my situation." "Don't know much." "Come on, Jan. You're a pro." "You must have asked around." "Why was I burned?" "Who did this to me?" "Come on, Jan." "I need to know What you know." "Now would be the time To tell me." "Lot of people want you dead..." "From old days." "Now you out." "No one to protect..." "That's all." "Why was I burned?" "Who did this to me?" "Jan." "Jan!" "Sam, you know Toni's All american hot dog" "Down by the boardwalk?" "Of course you do." "Get your FBI guys over there Right away with an ambulance." "If this doesn't get them Off your ass," "I don't know what will." "Take care of that shoulder, we'll be in touch soon." "Hugs and kisses, your old friend." "Sam, did the FBI Pick Jan up last night?" "Yeah, I don't think These guys get a lot of action." "They were very excited To finally get their hands" "On a former soviet bloc Wet work guy." "They were like kids On christmas." "What did they get out of him?" "I mean, he tried to kill me." "I assume he's gonna try And finish the job." "Yeah, about that..." "I guess they never got a chance To talk to him." "Why is that?" "Some guys came by In the middle of the night" "And took him away." "What guys?" "Nobody knows." "They walked in With some heavy-duty clearances," "Took Jan off the FBI's hands, And poof, they were gone." "Word is they found Jan Hanging from his shoelaces." "I mean, who leaves a guy In a holding cell" "With shoelaces, right?" "Anyway, they're calling it A suicide." "Michael." "Yeah?" "Do you know What's going on?" "Looks like whoever burned me Has something planned." "They don't want me Leaving Miami," "But they don't want me Dead, either." "Do you know why?"

"Previously..." "News have come from Flanders." "Your sister, Isabella, is dead." "I will hold back the news of my sister's death for a few hours." "Which is enough to marry you." "Don Hernán Cortés?" "His Majesty sends me to judge over Cortés's insults to the Crown." "Nobles of France, the treaty I signed in Madrid remains defeasible." "Does he think that I will make do with getting a ransom for his sons?" "He knows well that you will refuse it." "Just waits for your refusal in order to blame you, and, this way, he could have revenge." "Italy must get rid of the Imperial troops which surrounds it." "My soldiers with yours will achieve it." "They neither reward me with the governance nor withdraw my conviction." "What more can you do?" "I will go back to Castile and defend myself in front of the King." "You were right." "I should have never trusted the King of France." "Finish what you started." "I ordered you either to come back with the bull or not to come back at all!" "Your Highness, now you need me more than ever." " Isabella?" "Isabella..." " We will be parents." "Don Philip, Prince of Castile." "France and Rome has united their forces to attack us." " Where?" " In Lodi, near Pavia." "The Duchy of Milan is ours again." "I warned you!" "Our alliance was not enough." " The alliance with Suleiman is necessary." " You make me choose between my conscience and my position." "Her Royal Highness, Doña Mary of Hungary." "That Suleiman wanted to invade Hungary, everybody was aware of." "And you did nothing to impede this tragedy." "All that we have collected for the troops in Italy will go to the hands of my brother." "There will be no more venture than the defense of Vienna." "Rome has been sacked." "And they have been our troops." "Infected 6 May 1527" "Your Holiness!" "Hurry up, for God's sake!" "We must leave for Orvieto as soon as possible!" "The Imperials will not hesitate to enter!" "All the princes of the Christendom," "I, Clement VII, successor of Peter, promulgate to Your Highnesses the crimes committed in the most holy Rome by Charles, Holy Roman Emperor." "May the whole Christendom hear my request of justice and help in this moment of pain and misfortune." "May man not let this offense to God go unpunished." "Corpus Christi." "I assure you that Monsignor will never enter the Court again." "I wish Rome could be payed out with a barefaced bishop's disdain." "You are not to blame for the abuses of a troop of criminals." "Criminals or not, they fought for me, the Emperor." "Defender of the faith, who the Christendom considers today worse than an heretic." "The truth is that the libels against get to everywhere." " We have to stop them quickly." " How?" "You have in the kingdom pens capable of refuting such big lies with good reasons." "Let us do this." "All the European courts have to know about your grief" " and condemnation for the sack." " Will that be enough?" "The injurious words can fight the wiser words." "However, freeing His Holiness would also help." "Your troops keep him locked up in Orvieto." "So that he could continue to scheme against me?" "You will recover the favor of the nobles of Castile." " Have I lost it, maybe?" " No, my lord." "But there are some people who ask themselves what kind of king they serve who dares to lift his hand against the head of the Church." "My enemies' league is weaker if he is isolated." "Let us give him time." "Let him think his deeds over." "We are all sinners." "His Holiness is not less sinful than I am." "Listen: "Whoever lies with the woman of his brother commits sin."" "Do you see?" "My arguments are just." "What theologian could deny me the annulment?" "Your Highness, you should read this." "The Holy Father sends it." "He demands your help to break the circle of the Imperial troops." "He forgot it within a short time that he denied me his." "I have already warned him that he would miss us." "However," "I think it would be useful to help him." "Do you want me to send my troops to Italy?" "Imagine the cost of a similar campaign." "His Holiness would be in your debt." "Should it not satisfy him?" "You are my chancellor, for St. George." "Find a way to relieve me of Catherine without ruining me." "Then, don't go alone." "My lord, listen to my loyal Cromwell." "In Italy, he learnt everything that is to know about swimming and saving the clothes." "Tighten the bonds with the King of France, and go together against the Imperials to free the Pope." "That arrogant Francis will want to take all the credit." "I will prevent it." "Trust me." "I assure you that England will be the ensign of such a sacred mission." "There will be no one in the Christendom who would overshadow you." "Are you sure that bastard worm will give me the bull if I give him back his freedom?" "You will not find more powerful theoligical arguments to succeed in your objects." "Can you explain to me why I cannot talk to my husband?" "Numerous state affairs engage His Highness." "Is it amongst them to forbid that my daughter's letters get to me?" "Is it not enough that he takes my privileges away, one by one?" "What is the aim of so much cruelty?" "Come to your senses and the waters will return to their course." "How could I, if, doing so, I deprive my daughter of her heritance?" "The legitimacy of Mary will never be exchange currency!" "In that case, my lady, excuse me." "Other affairs require me." "I will not give in!" "Henry will not have his wil!" "Try to be protected when you let him know that." "One day, Your Reverence, my disgrace will be yours." "In his infinite wisdom, God is subjecting the Pope to a hard test." "And, in the meanwhile, He gives us an opportunity of gold." "The infamy of his troops makes the Emperor an infected man." "An infected man whose treasury is empty." "And France will not let the emergency call of His Holiness go by." "So we will invade Italy." "A new army will enter in the north and recover the Duchy of Milan." "Once the position is secured in the duchy, we will advance towards Orvieto." "No doubt, it would be good if the Supreme Pontiff returned to Rome, escorted by French troops." "But how will you impede that the Emperor could send reinforcements from the south?" "Besieging Naples on sea and land." "On sea?" " With what fleet?" " With Admiral Andrea Doria's fleet." "That Genovese sells his services at high rate." "And we have already lost enough in this war." "For God's sake, mother." "Forget that traitor of Bourbon." "I will find the necessary funds." "It is not wise to go beyond the own strength." "Do you demand wisdom from me now?" "You forced me to attack Charles when my advantage against him was much weaker." "Now I have the chance to defeat him and, at the same time, to rise to be the leader of the Christendom!" "I don't deny it." "The military triumph would be as important as the political triumph." "And still..." "My deals with the Turks have overshadowed my glory." "This victory will give back its splendor." "I will do the impossible to achieve it." "Calm down, mother." "We are not alone in this venture." "I suppose you are Cardinal Tavera, to whom I have to pay my duty." "You are not mistaken." "I hope you had a good journey." "Boring because the desire to defend myself in front of the King seemd to lengthen the days." "I have brought a few gifts to the Emperor." "You will wait until you are required." "Let the gold be welcome." "But his presence here could not be less appropriate." "Do we have news about the suit against him in New Spain?" "Not yet." "But that man had demonstrated that he is a traitor to the Crown." "Your Majesty, you promised justice for all your subjects." "Does someone who gave you so much doesn't deserve the opportunity to defend himself?" "Don't let the shine of the gold impede you to see the insults." "No matter how much the Crown needs these riches." "What should I do with that Cortés, then?" "I will not listen to his reasons until our inquisitors send their reports." "Then, I will give him the right to explain himself." "I promised justice." "That is true." "So if he is guilty he will pay for it on the scaffold." "Your Majesty, I fear I don't bring the best news." "Representatives of France and England have entered Aragon." "They ask for protections and escort so that they could come here." "Give the ambassadors what they wish." "They are the Chancellor of England and the Constable of France." "You are in my debt and I want to collect it." "I am not the one to blame for you are such a bad card player." "Damned Pizarro...!" "Cousin!" " I am glad to see you safe and sound." " And I am glad to see you in one piece." "The fatigues are not a few that I suffered in that land we call Peru but all remained behind." "I know about yours, too." "We did not only have to fight against natural forces but also against... our enemies who are present everywhere and cross our way." "His Majesty will not receive you at the moment." "Does my sovereign the least idea about the journey I had in order to fall to his feet?" "You have to wait." "Be thankful." "I didn't expect to see you in this company, Your Reverence." "What brings you to me?" "Your Majesty, it is not enough that you took my lord, the King of France, prisioner, now you keep His Holiness, the Pope, imprisoned." "As the Christian princes' representatives, we are demanding his freedom." "It surprises me that your lord have demands for me" " when he doesn't fulfill what was signed." " What did you come for?" "Be clear." "My lord, King Henry, warns you that he will resort to force to free the supreme pontiff if it is necessary." "Neither will the King of France tolerate anymore this treatment you give him." "Stop it or we will not hesitate to put our armies against you." "Your lord hasn't stopped waging war on me, not for one day, for 6 years!" "So, now that he warns me I will defend myself better." "As to you, Your Reverence, I answer you that you will never obligate me by force to anything I would not want to do of my own free will." "Should I suppose that everything is ready?" "Andrea Doria's ships are sailing towards their destiny now." "Excellent." "We looked for the war and now we have it." "Nothing keeps us here, then." "Go on." "I still have a duty to do for my king." "What is the state of our forces?" "The state of our treasury is what we should worry about, Your Majesty." "I am obligated to enter into a war I don't wish and cannot finance." "And with the Turks by the gates of the Empire." "I have not tried for more but maintaining the peace between the Christian princes, at the risk of seeming to be a fool." "While the ambition and the envy don't let" "Francis see who is the real enemy." "On an occasion, I asked you not to negotiate with France." "But now I advise you all the contrary." "I will not sit with him again." "His word is worth nothing." "Negotiate with the Pope, then." "Draw the Holy Father to your side." "Offer him an honourable way out that doesn't neither his dignity nor yours." "If you succeed, your enemies will remain without arguments." "My lord, the Queen is right." "What can we lose if we try?" "Forgive me if I disturb you but I looked for the occasion to talk to you." "We heard enough." "I don't know what more you could add." "The matter that brings me to you could only be understood by a mother." "My lord has not had news about the dauphin and his brother for a long while." "He is the only one to blame for his sons' situation." "I apply to your heart for authorizing me to see them and to give them their father's love who doesn't forget them." "I will make this meeting possible." "But you will not be alone." "Excuse me, Your Majesty." "I am bringing a few reading which I hope the Queen will like." " What readings?" " Poems." "The sun is shining beautifully today." "It is." "And the wind brings the scent of the mountains." "Have a mount saddled for me." "Wait." "Saddle another for you." "You will accompany me." "I want to make a donation to the Hieronymites." "Ego te absolvo." "In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sanctii." "Amen." "Winning the war without being in peace with God would not be an easy task." "Thank you for requiring my company, Your Majesty." "It is an honour to me." "When did you take service with my mother, the Queen, in Tordesillas?" "On a day of the apostle St. Simon, when I was 11 years old." "I know about your loyalty." "You are righteous man." "If it was not for you the Empress would have abandoned Castile without that I could impede it." "I just try to serve both of you in the best way, Your Majesty." "Soon there will be changes in my wife's household so that it suits the uses of Castile." "From now on, I want you to be her equerry." " I don't know how I could thank you for it." " It will not be necessary." "Let us say goodbye to this place of retreat." "We have to go back to the Court." "How could they forget their own language?" "Do you think the Emperor got to draw them to him?" "I calculated wrong the danger I exposed them to." "But if I was mistaken then I will not be now." "I will obligate him to give my sons back to me, taking a very precious possession away from him." "The Pope will have to wait." "I will put my armies against Naples." "This is not what was agreed with England." "The Emperor believes we are going to Orvieto." "The surprise will be our best trump." "I am not opposed to the conquering of Naples, you know that well but..." "Why not win the favour of the Pope before?" " Of the whole Christendom?" " I want to see Charles broken." "Defeated!" "I want him to see his dominions become ashes!" "I want him to regret the day when he wanted to take my sons away from me!" " Your sons..." " Everything else will have to wait!" "I would invite you to take a seat but we don't have worthy seats to offer you." "The Emperor is deeply sorry for your situation." "First of all, for the things happened in Rome." "I didn't see grief in any of his soldiers when they fired, robbed and killed everyone and everything what came into their way." "His Majesty suffers because of the actions of his troops." "But do know that nothing of those was ordered by him." "And the soldiers who keeps me under siege, do they not obey his orders either?" "The troops that besiege you today could escort you to Rome tomorrow." "You just have to leave that league which has been formed to deprive the Emperor of his power." " Power taken legally." " Immense power!" "Excessive!" "Like your lord's arrogance." "You and our lord are called for the same purpose." "And you should do it hand in hand." "What do you say?" "That I will wait here for the victory of the French." "His Majesty will receive me tomorrow." "He has not given you the audience yet?" "It seems he likes to see me waiting." "Day after day." "How long will I have to endure this humiliation?" "I will not keep knocking on that door." "The Empress!" "They say she is pious and has a good heart." "I fear, Your Majesty, the Holy Father is readily your victim, waiting for your enemy to free him." "Keeping him captured only brings us more hatred." "But freeing him with good will will not bring us any advantage either." "No, His Holiness doesn't seem to change sides because of that." "Trust your men, my lord." "They will resist the attack of the enemy." "Your Majesty." "A second army sent by the King of France has entered Italy." "Do you keep believing that our troops will be able to resist?" "Where are they going?" "Neither to Rome nor to Orvieto, according to our spies." "But to Naples." "Given how thing are on the sea, it will be a miracle if it doesn't fall into French hands." "Your Majesty, I know about the importance of Naples for the Crown of Aragon and for you yourself." "But it should not impede us to see the opportunity the Frenchman offers us." "He missed to free the Pope." "Imagine the frustration of His Holiness." "We have to use it for our benefit." "If Francis doesn't free him, I will not keep him imprisoned any longer." "Your Majesty." "You have a good taste for the writings." "Do you say this..." "Garcilaso is your friend?" "Did something happen?" "I heard that the young Alba said the French wanted to take Naples." "May God help us!" "Are you not well?" "You have nothing to fear, my lady." "I would like to have a mass for our soldiers." " Can you handle it?" " Yes." "There is a convent where, in more than one occasion, I have retired." "I could do it there, if you think it appropriate." "Please." "I would like to be present at the service." "Give them the notification." "The Pope is free now." "And do you know who freed him?" "Our troops?" "No, they did not." "The French?" "Nor did they!" "It was Charles himself!" "Your advices are worth quite little." "Nothing you recommend favors me in the end." "I am leaving for France this very day, so that the king explains to me..." "You are going to do what I order!" "Make the Pope send me a nuncio." "What for, my lord?" "He will preside the trial I am going to open against Catherine." "Your Highness, with all due respect, a trial has risks." "Because you cannot predict the solution." "Maybe it would be better to come to an agreement with your wife, my lord." "That Spanish woman is as stubborn as a mule." "She will never give in." " I believe you should..." " Don't ever tell me again what I should and should not do!" "I have lost too much time and money because of listenning to you." "There will be trial!" "And the Pope will give his blessing to the verdict which will not be nothing else but the dissolution of my marriage." "Make it be that way because otherwise I predict you a bad future." "Could you not fall asleep tonight either?" "How could I sleep when my kingdoms are in danger?" "If we lose Naples we will have lost the war." "Naples and Sicily are essential in the defense against the Turks." "My grandfather knew it well, who did not stop until he had it in Aragonese hands." "You know that the victory is a fickle lady." "Even if it seems that she is given over to Francis today perhaps she will be with you tomorrow." "The victory is not enough." "No matter who wins, there will be another war soon." "The fight will not end." "I will have to leave Spain soon." "If it were up to me I would never be away from you." "Not for a day, not for an hour." "I am the Caesar's wife." "And I know what it means." "Someone will have to assume the regency." "I want you to be the one." "I trust your wisdom and good judgement." "You will not be alone." "Loyal men will accompany you." "If the task causes you any fear, say it." "My only fear is not being suited for your trust." "But I swear that you will always find your most loyal servant here." "We will have to face everything together." "Bocsássa meg, hogy így megszólítom." "I understand you are the Queen's equerry." "Yes, I am." "Who am I talking to?" "Hernán Cortés, Governor of New Spain." "I have heard about you." "Then you must have heard many imprecations against me." "However, I need to ask for something." "Let this letter get into the Empress's hands." "I understand your doubts." "But I assure you that, giving me this grace, you help a man who only looks for justice." "You have to take this letter back." "My lady, I am sorry." "I am sorry that man's dejection made me accept his errand." "You should not let yourself be seduced by his words." "That man is under suspicion and waits for the judgement of a tribunal." "Please, forgive me." "Francisco, your heart is kind but you should be more careful and not let others use you for their goals." "Especially, if they want to compromise me with it." "Stop there!" "Do not take another step." "Your Majesty." "Only the desperation forces me on such an impertinence." "Just let me tell you a few words." "Sheathe your sword." "He followed us, Your Majesty." "Don't be afraid, trust me." " I know who you are." " Then you must know that I have come to Castile to fall on my knees in front of your husband, my lord." "But how can I defend myself if he denies me the grace of seeing him?" "This crucifix has accompanied me for long nights of dangers and also when I saw my men, our men, fall into our enemies' hands." "I swear by this crucifix that everything I have done I have done for my king." "Including my mistakes." "I apply to your piety for asking you help and clemency." "Is it true what they told me?" "That Cortés addressed you during a walk?" " It is." " I swear he will pay!" "No need." "Because neither his words nor his actions offended me." "I am the one to blame." "I was not careful enough and I let that man get to Her Majesty." "If she is compromised it is because of my clumsiness." "Leave us!" "Don't blame Francisco." "The devotion for his queen inspired his deed." "I gave word to Cortés because he saw in me the search for justice." "Did you give word to an enemy of the Crown?" "A supposed criminal despite I have denied him the audience?" "Isabella?" "What is it?" "Call a physician!" "If anything bad happens to her I will never be able to forgive myself." "I should not have incriminated her this way." "Brother, you have another daughter." "Is she healthy?" "Look at her." "We will name her Mary like my sister." "I give thanks to God that you are alright." "Otherwise, I would have died of remorse and guilt." "Don't suffer like this because of me." "Can you forgive me?" "I can, for one reason." "Because I love you above all things." "I don't deserve you." "Your Majesty..." "A trial?" "How dares he?" "Henry has gone too far!" "With England on the enemies' side, we can do a little for your aunt." "Everything is in the Pope's hands." "He should not give in to the temptation of pleasing him!" "I have had news about that the King of England, our brother in the faith, wants to subject the validity of his marriage with my very beloved aunt to a suit." "May the freedom I gave you back restrain your hand so that it never seals such a felony because just like how I gave it to you I can take it away again." "You will go to England but don't express any opinion until it is known which side God, Our Lord takes." "I will do so, Your Holiness." "The mere appearance in front of a tribunal is a humiliation that any queen should endure." "You, so beloved by the English, deserve to avoid this unworthy moment." "You are still in time." "Do justice to the King." "Acknowledge that you lay with his brother when you were married." "And then?" "Ask for the entering into a convent." "I will do it willingly if Henry does the same." "So both of us will clear our souls of the same sin." "Even if you don't believe it" "I only try to find a solution worthy of a queen of England." "And to assure, with this, the succeed for my husband." "Would you be here if you were certain that the trial will work out in his favour?" "Going against a king's will is risky, my lady." "You could end up on the scaffold." "Don't say that I have not tried." "I will send you someone to represent you on the cause." "Save the jokes." "I will defend myself." "You?" "What do you know about laws?" "I didn't know how to war either and yet I stood on the front of my armies which killed James of Scotland while my husband fought in France." "London" "My dear Anne," "I would prefer if you were not present." "This Boleyn is a strange woman." "By day, she is an impatient bitch, and at night, a virtuous novice." "At least, with His Highness." "Catherine, Queen of England!" "Show yourself before this tribunal!" "My lord," "I am coming to you because you are the justice in this kingdom." "For 20 years," "I have been a loyal wife to you." "I have loved all you have loved, no matter if I had a motive or I had not, if they were friends or enemies." "Get up." "We are neither king nor queen here, we are man and wife." "Then why should man separate what God has united?" "Or nothing that we have shared matters now?" "When did I stop being your wife who could win your people's love?" "Are these not your own words, so many times repeated?" "Inside and outside of England it is known that I am a man who speaks too much." "God is my witness when you had me for the first time I was truly maiden." "I apply to your conscience so that you say whether it is true" " or it is not." " My lady, you should take seat and wait for the tribunal to ask you." "In the name of clemency, save me from this humiliation." "If you don't want to give me such a little favour may your wish come true." "That I entrust my cause to God." "Stop!" "I you leave this hall you will be declared rebellious." "Do as you wish!" "I will not remain by this tribunal because I don't acknowledge its authority." "That Genovese's fleet will succeed in defeating us without fighting a battle." "The hunger and the epidemics take that over." "Several Neapolitan barons took advantage of it and changed sides." "Now, they fight together with France." " We need to send more troops." " No Castilian noble will give any more maravedi if it is not to defend our borders." "Your refusal will lead us to the disaster." "That is right." "To a disaster, and its only reason is the deadly feud of two kings!" " Fernando!" "Hold your tongue." " No!" "Speak." "My lord, we have always paid respect to your call." "But those who hailed you as emperor cannot bear the weight anymore." "These kingdoms bleed to death because of your fead." " And it will not end until one of you dies." " May God not let it be true!" "Nobody could ask for such a victory." "Because the whole Christendom would be ruined." "He is right." "Now it is time that Francis and I solve our differences, face to face." " A duel?" " There is no other way" " to end this blood sucking." " Stand off." "Please." " Think about me and our children." " This is the only thing I do." "Before I leave Philip will be sworn as my heir." "The succession in Spain will remain assured." "Have you lost your mind?" "You are the Emperor!" "Your mission is to achieve the peace between the Christian kingdoms, not to sacrifice yourself!" "Peace is impossible with Francis." "God will help me because the justice is on my side." "I swear I will come back because I know that you and my children will be waiting for me." "Your sacrifice will be useless." "My pain, eternal." "The war has already taken too much time." "A duel would end it once and for all." "I cannot believe you are speaking seriously." "Each day that passes, the debt with Doria increases." " Your life is worth more." " And what other choice do I have, mother?" "The refusal would be a dishonor." "I will not let him humiliate me again." "If it is your honor you worry about" "I guarantee you it will remain intact." "Leave it to me." "I will find the solution." "Your Highness." "Forgive that I am surprised but I thought I would appear before the King." "I am sorry but he cannot welcome you." "He is not at the Court." "I see." "Although, I have to insist." "My lord, the Emperor wishes to give him..." "What you lord wants is a nonsense." "And you know that." "If there is no defy there will be no duel." "The honor of both of them will remain sound because none of them will refuse." "This has gone too far and we have to put an end to it." "I will tell my lord about the impossibility of completing my mission." "Tell him, too, that France is ready to negotiate the peace." "I will let him know that." "But I don't know what will be his answer." "I trust His Majesty's reason, and the reason of those who surround him." "A very opportune absence that of the King of France." "We had to think he was a coward." "Regarding the negotiation, do you think the offer is sincere?" "So it seemed." "Maybe it is not a trap but a sign that our enemy is not as strong as we believed." "It is better to negotiate now when nothing is decided yet than to accept the winner's conditions." "I swore that I would never sit in front of someone who doesn't know honour." "And I will keep it." "But you are right." "We will negotiate." "At least, we will save time to reorganize our armies." "And who will represent you against France?" "My aunt Margaret." "Your Highness." "Damn it!" "Doria threatens with suspending the siege of Naples if I don't pay him." "If I had accepted the duel we would not have this problem." "Stop lamenting!" "You said you would find funds." "Do it!" " I have tried everything." " Suspending the siege would be losing Naples and all our aspirations in Italy with it." "You will have to try something else." "It would be better if Charles agreed to negotiate as soon as possible." "Or we will lose in a wink what we have won." "Never!" "Turn to you allies." "Explain to them the situation!" "Force them to contribute!" "And quickly." "The King has been very generous to give you the rights over the conquest of New Castile all through your life." "Thanks to you, Your Reverence." "I will not forget it, my friend." "Now i trust that my cousin regains his honor" " and gets as many favours as I did." " If you want to keep the royal favour" "I recommend you to keep your distance from your relative." "A report has come from New Spain with prooves of his malfeasances." " What is he accused with?" " With keeping the money of the Crown, killing his enemies and not having the law observed, amongst other crimes." "If Hernán Cortés governed well or not, no one can know." "However, think about what he gave to the Crown:" "gold and an empire." "A petition has come against you." "They will not hesitate to arrest you." "Sons of a thousand bitches!" "They want to assure of seeing my head on a spike." "Quickly!" "Come with me." "In Sanlúcar, I have a ship ready to leave for New Castile." "When they will miss you you will be very far away." "I neither conqered territories nor defeated an empire to end up living badly like an outcast." "How will so much glory serve you if you lose your life?" "I will die with dignity." "If they want to catch me they will find me here." "Since your visit to Francis's sons you are silent." "Don't lose someone who has to give you a hand in hard moments." "Because only this way you will avoid the bitterness of loneliness." "Why are you saying such things?" "Don't worry about me." "Tell me: have you had any disagreement with that young man?" "Francisco de Borja?" "No." "I have not known about him for days and it surprises me." "I saw him go away." "And he seemed to look around as if he was never going to see it again." "Have I been such a bad mistress that you disappear without giving explanation?" "I never dreamed of serving anyone more virtuous than you are." "But..." "I compromised you and betrayed the trust the Emperor put in me." "Talking with Cortés was my decision." "Why does something that doesn't concern you cause you so much worry?" "Your Majesty..." "Don't obligate me to say what never should be heard." "My devotion for you goes far beyond loyalty." "Only God and the one who will be your wife deserve the devotion you profess to me." "Don't waste it for something impossible." "How to cover the sun with a finger?" "Looking the other way." "Soon I will take over the regency and you have demonstrated that I will not have a better servant than you." "Do you want to abandon me in such a hard moment?" "My life is in your hands." "Do with it as you wish." "It is not the suit against your wife that has brought me to you." "Everything goes as foresighted." "Then?" "The King of France asks you to send him money to pay the Admiral in the bay of Naples." "He doesn't keep his word and, to top it all, asks for money?" "He must be mad." "Or desperate." "He has already tried it with His Holiness and with some German bankers not too close to the Emperor." "All have denied him the credit." "He will get the same answer from England." "If France doesn't win the war in Italy you lose an ally." "That money will serve my cause better in the hands of bishops ready to help me than in Francis's hands." " Are you sure?" " Perfectly sure." "The King of France has no more doors to knock on in order to collect the money he owes to the Admiral Doria." "God is on our side!" "We had the war almost lost but hope appears before our eyes." "Let them put the gold that Cortés brought on one of the fastest ships." "Make it arrive to Doria together with the offer that he joins our lines." "The Emperor shows a good sense of purpose choosing his ambassador." "Your fame precedes you." "My only wish is to achieve the peace, Your Highness." "Just like yours." "The task to solve what the swords could not solve for so much time weighs on our shoulders." "Let it be." "Inform me immediately if news arrive from Naples." "The trial lasts for weeks now!" "What does that nuncio wait for to make a verdict?" "Pacience, Your Highness." "We knew it would take time." "The Pope should have sent someone who is disposed to our cause!" " I don't see that cardinal is!" " Don't worry!" "Everything goes according to your wishes." "The evidences presented in favour of the annulment are superior." "Why has it not been announced yet, then?" "I am sure that the supporting letter of the English bishops will tilt the balance to you favour." "Trust me!" "Enough of this empty talk now!" "Bring me that cardinal's signature this very day!" "I don't want to wait any longer!" "What your son agreed on in Spain is the first thing needed to be respected." "Let us not try for restoring a broken treaty, and let us look ahead." "We will only achieve the peace with new terms." "I don't believe it would be the Emperor's will to keep two young boys imprisoned as if they were criminals." "Let it serve as an act of concord between our lords that they get their freedom back and return to their fatherland." "In return for a generous compensation, of course." "And let the same concord make it possible that your son renounce his rights over the Duchy of Milan." "It is my son who demands the restitution of the duchy to its legitimate owner." "We will not come to an understanding like this." "Let us take a rest to think over in what we could give in because both of us will have to do it." "Admiral Doria betrayed us." "He stopped the siege of Naples and fights on the Emperor's side." "Everything is lost." "The Archduchess doesn't know it yet." "We will use it to our favour." "There they come, Aunt." "And their face doesn't bode well at all." "Let us not defer this nonsense anymore because we are here to come to an agreement." "France renounces its rights over the Duchy of Milan if your nephew does the same with his over Burgundy." "A very generous deal, considering the course of the fight." "Accept it and the war will be finished." "Burgundy is the heritance of my brother Philip to his son." "He has always dreamed of recovering it." "No." "I have to think it over." "Think about that, too, that how many lives are lost on the battlefiled while we are incapable of concluding an agreement." "Your son didn't scorch the fields of Italy to make do with crumbs." "Unless the course of the war is not favourable for him now." "Do you know what you are doing?" "You tell me." "Or are we waiting for the Emperor's messenger to arrive?" "Has the session of today already finished?" "Why so soon?" "Rome demands the nuncio's presence." "Without a verdict?" "It is not possible!" "He departed as soon as he read this." "France lost the war." "Come back immediately." "I have been the first person deceived by the apostolic nuncio!" "I was always convinced..." "My subjects don't like the treatment my wife gets." "And they blame you." "The Emperor has filled the kingdom with libels against me." "Just because I do the mission you entrusted me with." "You have done that very badly, then." "It is time for you to serve your lord well." "And to pay in his name." "Your Highness..." "I have sacrificed my life to serve England and you." "And you have obtained great benefits for that." "But there will be no more." "Out of my sight." "Go." "I don't want to see you ever again." "You won." " Is that what you wanted to hear?" " You are the one who lost, Your Reverence." "But I have not won anything." "Henry will not give up his pretensions." "And yours?" "What are those?" "Eh?" " The martyrdom, maybe?" " To die as I have lived." "Nothing more." "Remember me in your last hour." "Because, as I told you, my disgrace has become yours." "5 August 1529" "Sign with honour what your army could not defend on the battlefield." "You cannot be reproached for anything." "What honour do you find in renouncng my son's rights over the Duchy of Milanre, Flanders and Artois, in return for keeping Burgundy?" "When will France get its hostages back?" "When your son requires his legitimate wife, the Emperor's sister join him." "I promise you that I will try to contribute, with all my power, so that the peace between Francis and you could be permanent." "Does my departure distress you?" "I will always protect you." "And I will do whatever lies in my power so that your daughter could accompany you to France." "Now that I am about to leave my children" "I know what it feels like to be far away from them." "I just hope that, one day, you could forgive me the pain I caused you." "Your Highnesses." "I am sorry that your stay in Castile has been more prolonged than desired." "I hope that, one day, we will meet again as friends." "You will never have my friendship!" "You will have to pay dearly for your affront." "I swear." "He is just a child." "Have you already said goodbye to your sister?" "Even if he has been forced, Francis is going to fulfill his commitment, finally." "However, I see you anxious." "What is the reason, my lord?" "Cortés." "He keeps waiting for audience." "And I don't know which way to bend my judgement." "It seems I cannot trust those men either who I sent to judge him." " And even so..." " What makes you doubt?" "The New World must be administered by loyal officers, not by men like him." "Their arrogance and their ambition will make them rebel against me in the end." "But those same defects are those that move them to conquer new worlds." "You need men with that talent." "Just like you need the gold." "Don't forget it when you decide his fate." "Señor Cortés, many people, before you, thought that the gold buys the right to evade the law." "I know that well, Your Majesty." "Because more than one paid already the punishment he deserved for it." "But if you consider me a traitor... cut off my head." "You do justice yourself, because it is only you I owe my disgrace or luck." "I give you the right to defend yourself before." "Get up and start." "But I warn you:" "it is your only opportunity." "In my letters, I have always alluded to you as the motive of my behaviour." "The life there is very different from what you imagine." "You were the law!" "My law!" "And you worked against the Crown, disobeying my commands!" "You know how difficult governing is." "Or have you not made decisions you objected, for the welfare of the Empire?" "I had to do that in New Spain." "And I fought against the worst enemy of the law." "The cruelest:" "the greediness..." "That takes every man away who crosses the ocean!" "I have heard enough." "I cannot condemn you because I don't know how much guilty you are of the thing you are accused of." "But I will watch over you henceforth." "Don't doubt that." "You will keep the position of General Captain." "And, as compensation for your grievances," "I name you Marquess of the Valley of Oaxaca." "And who will administer justice in New Spain?" "Will you restitute me as governor?" "Don't tempt the fortune any more." "You have had enough." "In that case, I ask you to dispense me from other obligations in Castile." "I will stay here for some time before returning to New Spain." "I have to arrange my businesses and get married if God wants that." "I wish you, then, to find a patient wife who endure you and one with enough intelligence to overcome your caprices." "Charles and Francis signed the peace." "The league against the Emperor is dead." "We can do nothing but negotiate." "The Pope accepts to crown me." "And I owe this to you." "Despite our differences, you have guided me with firm steps all these years." " Like a father, a son." " Your honor is mine." "My reward will be seeing the imperial crown on your head." "You are the new Charlemagne, ready to lead the Christendom to the age of gold." "That is your destiny." "And it will be legitimized by your coronation in Italy." "I swear I will not spare efforts to be worthy of such a destiny." "Now more than ever, you must remember Marcus Aurelius's words:" ""Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact." "Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."" "I will prepare our departure, my lord." "Don't move!" "Please." "I want to save your image in my memory so that it accompanies me wherever I go." "I detest everything that separates us." "Even the cloth that covers our bodies." "How will I be able to live without you?" "Tell me!" "I don't know if I can bear it." "If you crash I will not be able to go ahead." "Go, then, and fulfill your mission." "But come back soon so that the scent you leave today" "remains on my body until then." "Take care of my most precious possession." "Isabella..." "Gentlemen!" "Today we leave our home because of a noble cause." "Let nobody stand in our way." "Let us prove to the world that the Emperor doesn't want anything which is not his." "Because we don't want to defeat our brothers in the faith, but to unite ourselves in the fight against the infidels." "Let us go to Italy!" "Let everyone who wants to share the honour and glory join us." "For Spain!" " For Spain!" " For Spain!" "Lean on me, Your Majesty." "A következõ részben:" "I will not let them scatter the seed of rebellion amongst our vassals." "Call the physician!" "I need a new ally near the King of England." "And, even so, you want to make me marry the enemy of the reformers." "For Luther, it would be an honour if you accepted that he dedicates this volume to you." "What better proof could there be for everyone of the overtures we try for?" "In the house governed by Cortés here this activity has been stopped." "It is time for someone to put and end to the encomenderos' abuses." "Do you want me to guide the actions of the most powerful man on the Earth?" "Only the unity of all the Christian princes will finish with the infidels." "Enough!" "It seems the Emperor and the Archduke are not on the best terms." "A synod to discuess this series of heresies!" "You have given refuge to an escaped Indian." "A very serious crime in these lands." "You better confess." "The physician visited our aunt again." "He didn't give good news." "If you ever commit treason against your family, banish the pity out of your heart." "Charles, his betrayal has not been proved." "Don't give place to a tragedy." "We will finish with Barbarossa in Algiers." "Your brother is on the point of rebelling against the Emperor." "Give me strength, Lord, because I have to make the most terrible decision." "It is not the Turks we need but their fleet." "If you accept to be our sovereign you could not be reproached for anything." "The moment I was so afraid of has come." "Let us pray to God to protect the Emperor in his battle."

"Hello, everyone." "We want to welcome a very special guest to our park today -- the president's daughter." "" " Woman :" "Big smile." "Big smile." "Hello, Alexandra." "Where's your father?" "He'll be here." "I'll make sure of it." "Well , hey there, little miss first lady, I'm Dinky Winks, owner of this fine establishment." "You ready to ride the ride and shrill to the thrills, spills, and chills?" "Yes, I am." "Right this way!" "Of course, that behind me -- the world-famous Whippersnapper." "" " Guaranteed to make grown men howl" " like a cub woke at weaning time." "Over on our left..." "" " Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "The NerveWracker -- oh-ho, painful." "Good fun." "On your other left is, uh , well , my personal favorite -- the Vomiter." "Now, we tell people not to ride it on a full stomach , but you know folks." "They just don't listen." "But... why bother with any of those?" "You're here for my latest and greatest." "For your personal amusement and complete gratification , I humbly offer... the Juggler." "But is it fast?" "is it fast?" "Well , let's see, shall we?" "The riders are strapped into the bubble." "The hydrobot lifts the bubble high into the air." "And spins it round and round as fast as the United States government will allow." "" " Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "The bubble spins, turns, flips, and bounces." "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "And then...it juggles you." "" " Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "I want to go on!" "I thought so." "Now, understand -- the override precautions are top-notch , modified by yours truly." "I thought her father was supposed to be here." "Man :" "The president has more pressing business than to spend an entire Sunday in a theme park." "No one's that busy." "Have fun , kid." "" " We'll take it a little slow, just make it fun." " " " Mm-hmm." "Can't you get her down?" "Somebody's jammed the override." "Why, that little troublemaker." "Remain calm." "Remain calm." "We are the Secret Service." "Everything is under control." "" " There's nothing we can do, sir." "" " What?" "The weight of our agents will prevent us from ascending the shaky precipice on which she now stands." "She'll fall." "Don't we have any smaller agents?" "Bring me agents SK1 and SK2." "" " Coming through." "" " Coming through." "We're ready." "Use this -- the latest gear." "We get to keep them afterwards?" " " " N-No." "Yes." "Of course." "Let's rock." "You're sure they can handle this?" "If not, there are two others who can." "Bring me agents SK3 and SK4 as backup." "Ugh." "Ugh." "We got company." "Gary and Gerti -- what are they doing here?" "Ugh." "Ugh." "Ugh!" "Excuse me there, sport." "Where did you get that?" "Latest in electro-riser technology, with new composite materials and A.l. brainology." "I can see you don't know what I'm talking about." "Gary, this is my rescue." "We'll take it from here." ""Latest gear," my butt." "No, no, no!" "You'll just make it worse!" "Now you done it." "Over here!" "Get away from me!" "Alexandra, take my hand!" "Back off!" "I want my father to come up here and get me." "But he's the president of the United States." "No, he's my father." "He was my father before he ever became president, and he should still be my father now." "I want him up here!" "Sir, we have a situation." "She's got the Transmooker." "This is now a code-red situation." "Get her down now!" "The point is, you and your father need to have a talk." "Up here may not be the best place." "Come with me, and I promise you ," " the two of you will have that talk." "How can you promise that?" "I'm Level 2." "I can order him to talk to you." "Hi , Gerti." "Whatcha doing?" "I'm trying to stop the ride." "" " Without disengaging the axis?" "" " Exactly." "Then stop what you're doing." "You see, the ride is designed to work like a giant magnet." "If you reverse the polarization , bye-bye, president's daughter." "See you around." "" " Okay." "Wait." "I took this from my father's office this morning." "I'm sure he'll want it back." "Careful!" "Look, Cortez, you take her down , and I'll take this down." "That way, we both look good." "I'm not doing this for looks, Gary." "Thank goodness you're all right, Alexandra." "We were worried sick." "" " Oh , boys." "I think this is what you're looking for." "She swiped it from the president." "Oh , you're in big trouble this time, missy." "Wait a minute." "I promised her she could talk to her father." "Oh , she'll talk to him , all right." "We'll make sure of that." "Promise me one thing..." "What?" "no more winky-dinky assignments." "So, you want the Ukata assignment, huh?" "Your duties are assigned to you by the agency -- same as everyone, same as me." "I know. lt's just that we've learned so much." "Juni and I are more than capable of taking bigger assignments." "But that's not your decision to make." "The Spy Kids organization is still new, and if you're a Level 3 or even a Level 2 , you cannot go on a mission alone." "You need more experience." "Come on." "Okay, Mom , if you're looking for top-secret information , just go straight to the source." "Woman :" "Welcome to the Pentagon." "How did you do that?" "You can't do that." "There is no hacking in this household." "I know." "Sorry." "Show me that again." "I know this hair thing is one of my weakest points." "" " Wait one minute." "You're gonna look cool." "In fact, you're looking cooler, right?" "Like me." "Like Poppy." "And it's kind of em-o-tion-al to me." "You know?" "Uh-oh." "A knot." "We are gonna..." "You..." "Uh-huh , uh-huh." "We got it." "That's my boy." "Last touch." "Hup, hup." "You want me to tie it for you?" "No, it's okay." "R.A.L.P.H. can do it." "Bow tie, R.A.L.P.H. , and not too tight." "Thanks, R.A.L.P.H." "Interesting." "But... he can never, ever replace... me." "Pow." "Not yet, but I think that new upgrade comes in next week." "Uh-huh." "Oh." "Only joking." "Hey!" "Kids." "Kids." "Kids." "Kids." "Ki" "Joking?" "Thank you." "Yes, ma'am." "Okay." "Remember, kids, this is a very important night for your father." "And if he's named director of the O.S.S. , be sure to stand up and give him a big hug , all right?" "What if Dad doesn't win?" "Well , then , give him a bigger hug." "Oh , Yao Ling , Wa Ling , this is Danielle and Dione Daluc." "" " Hello." "" " Hi." "They created lnfolink, sort of an online trading system for swapping international secrets." "Hi." "Oh , hey." "Hello." "Champagne?" "Can't have any of that." "Sorry." "Something doesn't feel right." "No wonder -- your buddy's here -- your buddy with the weird laugh." "He does not have a weird laugh." "We were just..." "talking about you." "Really?" "Wow." "You look great, Carmen." "" " You want to dance?" "" " Sure." "I don't think that's a good idea, Gary." "Family rules say you need to ask my father's permission." "You know, you should have had that suit tailored , Juni." "It's bunching up around your gut, and it makes your head look way too big." "You have to excuse my little brother." "He's still a little upset about the..." "Juggler incident." "A good agent controls his temper." "Just be glad my dad isn't here." "He gets really psycho about this sort of thing." "Hi , Dad." "Um , you remember Gary." "He's in our organization." "I was just asking your daughter for a dance." "You know how to dance?" "Fairly well , sir." "What kind of dances?" "All types of dances." "" " What about tango?" "" " Yes." "" " Mambo?" "" " Fairly well." "" " Rumba?" "" " Yes." "" " Cha-cha-cha?" "" " Seven steps." "" " Bossa nova?" "" " Mm-hmm." "" " Merengue?" "" " Of course." "What about waltz?" "Y-Yeah , I can waltz." "Show me." "Right." "Something like that." "All right." "You can go to dance." "Watch your older sister." "Alexandra?" "Yes?" "What are you doing in there?" "Dancing." "Do you always carry this many Secret Service around?" "My dad's idea -- he's gotten a little...paranoid." "Well , would you dance..." "with me?" "No." "All right, hold on a second , guys." "Level 2 -- break it up!" "Why not?" "I only dance... ballet." "What an incredible coincidence." "So do I." "Well , Juni , I must say, you're a man of many talents." "One tries." "Uh , could you find your seats?" "We're ready to start." "I must go." "" " Man :" "Ladies and gentlemen , the president of the United States." "Thank you." "I am proud of the O.S.S." "and their newly formed Spy Kids division." "For their outstanding accomplishments yesterday." "Gary and Gerti Giggles not only saved my daughter..." "What is he talking about?" "!" "I saved her!" "Juni..." "But more importantly, if not most importantly, they safely retrieved the Transmooker device that my daughter accidentally took from my office earlier that day." "Now it is my great pleasure to announce the new director of the O.S.S...." "Gregor" "...Donnagon Giggles." "Gary and Gerti Giggles are the kind of agents we need to turn the O.S.S. around." "I am proud to award them" " these Level 1 badges," "" " What?" " which will enable them to take on real missions, something challenging , like the Ukata assignment." "Yes!" " l wanted that assignment." "This is so unfair." "I am proud to claim them as our organization's top Spy Kid operatives!" "Something's not right." "And I'm also proud to claim them , of course, as my children." "This is all wrong." "To our Spy Kids." "" " To our Spy Kids." "" " To our Spy Kids." "" " To our Spy Kids." "To our Spy Kids." "" " Woman :" "Whoa." "Ohh." "This -- ugh!" "Ohh." "" " Ugh." "" " Ugh." "" " Ugh." "" " Ugh." "Ugh." "Boy:" "Secure the perimeter!" "Sleepers." "They're after the Transmooker device!" "Take 'em down." "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "Ugh!" "Aah!" "Yaah!" "" " Pull!" "" " Pull!" "Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Aah!" "Yah!" "Whoo!" "Hoo!" "Hoo!" "Hoo!" "Hoo!" "Hyah!" "" " Hyah!" "" " Ugh!" "Ugh!" "" " Aah!" "" " Ow!" "Hoo!" "Hoo!" "Eeyah!" "Ugh!" "Get off, squirt." "Ugh!" "" " Ugh!" "Ugh!" "" " Ugh!" "Give me that back!" "" " Ugh!" "" " Ugh!" "" " Ugh!" "" " Ugh!" "" " Huh-ugh!" "" " Ugh!" "" " Ahh!" "" " Ugh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Ow!" "Ohh." "Ohh." "" " Uh." "Uh." "Uh." "" " Ugh." "" " You all right, sir?" "" " Yeah." "" " Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "" " Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Come here!" "Juni , get off of him!" "No, no." "They took the Transmooker device!" "They took the Transmooker device!" " " " Woman :" "The following Spy Kid cadets please report to the psychic abilities seminar -- " " Mike Cardenas and Daniel Duluth." " lt's my turn , too." "" " Are you sure?" "All right, your last name is?" "Hold on a second." "I had the Transmooker in my hand , but you know Juni -- he wanted to claim it for himself." "" " Okay, that should do it." "Thank you , son." "" " Right." "If that Transmooker device falls into the wrong hands... we're doomed." "Thank you , Mr. President." "That'll be all." "We're doomed!" "Understood , sir." "Here." "Man : "Floop's Fooglie"..." "Starring Minion... and Carmenita..." "Thanks." "I was fired." "I know." "I hacked into the O.S.S. data files and saw the news." "It was probably my fault, I suppose." "I'm sorry." "Well , I guess that's that." "Let's go to the tree house." "I got an idea." "I guess I could always set up a small detective agency out here or something." "You're thinking small again , Juni." "The old tree house -- needs another helicopter pad." "It needs a paint job, is what it needs." "Woman :" "Your name?" "Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez." "" " Woman :" "Your name?" "Juni Rocket Racer Rebelde Cortez." "You know... I'm kind of looking forward to retirement, get back to all the projects and dreams I left behind." "Oh , stop it, Juni." "Look, do you want your job back or not?" "That's right -- reinstated Level 2." "So now we can get back the missing Transmooker." "How?" "Looks like Gary and Gerti are about to get briefed on the Ukata assignment." "We should listen in." "is R.A.L.P.H. still at your office?" "If they haven't cleaned it out yet." "R.A.L.P.H. , get to the briefing room." "We need you to spy on Gary and Gerti." "Make sure no one sees you." "" " Donnagon :" "There is a Bermuda Triangle of sorts off the coast of Madagascar." "As you may remember, this is an area where some of our O.S.S. cargo ships have been disappearing." "Good boy, R.A.L.P.H." "The survivors of these disappearances tell delusional tales of a mysterious island populated by strange creatures." "Obviously, no land mass is located anywhere near there," " so these tales were dismissed , and the agents fired." "However... the magnet ship that captured the Transmooker device was last seen in this same area." "So, we need a small ship, piloted by two small agents to go in and take a closer look." "If you find anything out of the ordinary, you return , you report it back here." "" " We accept." "" " We accept." "You bet we accept." "Come home, R.A.L.P.H. Good work." "It's a great assignment, but Gary and Gerti have it, and I'm fired." "And I'm reassigning you to the O.S.S." "" " Don't tell me you're hacking into -- " " Already done." "Level 2 status -- reinstated." "Carmen , you can't do this." "I already did it." "I'd take it one step further." "We're assigning ourselves to the Ukata assignment." "I'm programming a new destination for Gary and Gerti." "Now, that, I got to be a part of." "Woman :" "State your name, please." "Gary Giggles." "Access denied." "It knows you're not him." "Confirmed." "New destination?" "How about..." "Gobi Desert?" "Stop it, Juni." "What?" "Don't want your boyfriend to go so far away?" "He's not my boyfriend." "Okay, then." "Destination confirmed." "There." "What did we just do again?" "We're gonna get the Transmooker device back so we can clear your name." "We just have to solve the case before anybody finds out what we're up to." "Are you with me?" "Okay." "Then let's go." "" " Hello?" "Hello?" "" " Hey, what are you doing up there?" "!" "Sorry, we thought you were somebody else." "Who gave you a key?" "Did you forget who built you this place?" "Come down from there." "I brought you all-new gadgets." "Check it out -- the very latest spy watch -- total communication center, right there on your wrist." "Cellphone, Internet access, satellite TV -- you name it." "That baby will do everything but tell you what time it is." "It doesn't tell time?" "No, there was so much stuffed into it, there was no more room for the clock." "Cool." "Are you sure these are new?" "We can't be running around with outdated equipment." "Close your eyes and hold out your wrist." "I'm gonna give you the one gadget you should always carry." "A rubber band?" "No, it's a Machete elastic wonder." " lt's a rubber band." "Yeah , but it's also the world's greatest gadget -- 999 uses... and the important thing is you have to figure out what those uses are...with this." "He's right." "Use number one -- a stylish bracelet." "Use number two..." "" " Ahh!" "I'm gonna make a fortune with these." "Are you sure this is going to work?" "Just be cool." "As far as anybody knows, you're back on the force." "Hey, Uncle Felix." "Oh." "I'm not your uncle." "I know. lt's just easier to call you that." "Um , you don't mind , do you?" "Of course not." "Well , welcome back, Juni." "Says here you were reinstated." "Sure does, doesn't it?" "He was fired and rehired all in the same day." "Okay." "Let me bring up the keys to the DragonSpy Five." "Cake." "6 o'clock." "Wow." "You're looking good with the new gear, Carmen." "" " Their latest stuff." "" " Very cool... only we had that weeks ago." "Here's what's really new." "Nanotechnology -- everything you're wearing is right here on my wrist." "It's superaccurate and , oh , so light." "It even tells time." "How did you get that?" "!" "Well , it's all prototype, Juni." "You can't be running around with those mass-produced gadgets." "Just means everyone's got them." "I always go with the prototype." "" " Sure, they're a little...buggy," "But I can deal." "l-l accidentally squashed him on my way out of the O.S.S. building." "Uh!" "Sorry about that." "He was outdated , anyway, so think of it as a mercy killing." "Gary and Gerti Giggles," " you have assignment SElKJu9." "Good luck." "Don't hurt yourselves with that outdated gear." "Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets." "What?" "You have the Ukata assignment?" "Very nice." "You'll love it." "Thanks, Uncle Felix." "I'm not your uncle." "Oh , nice sub." "Woman :" "Welcome to the DragonSpy DLX." "Seems like they get more and more sophisticated each month." "Everything is automated!" "" " Woman :" "Now picking your nose." "Ugh." "Ugh , little brothers." "Let's check our lunchboxes for mission updates." "Sorry, R.A.L.P.H." "" " You were the best spy on the force." "Juni , leave it alone." "He's dead." "Thanks to your buddy Gary." "It was an accident." "You like him and believe him?" "I don't like him..." "that much." "Gary's a bad guy, Carmen." "Maybe I know that." "I think I can change him." "I do not understand you." "And you never will." "" " Woman :" "French fry, sir?" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Ow!" "Gimme that!" "" " Strange -- tales of a mysterious island , disappearing ships, mysterious creatures, and yet, no information anywhere on the O.S.S. cargo or the magnet ship." "What's Donnagon doing there?" "He wasn't O.S.S. director yet." "These are old O.S.S. secrets." "And I know just the person we can call for advice." "Who?" "# Who?" "#" "# What?" "#" "# When?" "#" "# Where?" "#" " # Who?" "# -- # What?" "# -- # When?" "#" " # Where?" "# -- # And why?" "# # l delight in #" " # What... # -- # Do I intend to find?" "# -- # Find #" "# This time?" "#" " # Run around!" "# -- # Jumping down!" "#" "# Bounce and bound and... #" "# Find another way to duck and hide #" "# This isle of... #" "# Dreams #" "Hello?" "Yes." "" " One moment, please." "Cut!" "Who is it again?" "" " Juni Cortez!" "" " What can I do for you?" "I mean , you've done so much for me." "Your robot counterparts are the surprise hit characters of my show!" "Say hello." " # Hello # -- # Hello #" "Actually, Carmen wants a word with Mr. Minion." "Oh." "He's right here." "Minion is practicing a 4-part harmony." "" " You have one minute." " # Hmmm # -- # Hmmm # -- # Hmmm #" " # Hmmm # -- # Hmmm # -- # Hmmm # -- # Hmmm #" "Bueno?" "How you doing , Minion?" "Things are a little Floopy around here for my taste, but it's a living." "I need some information on your favorite subject -- the O.S.S." "I need to make a call." "Okay, you ready?" "Ukata..." "Transmooker..." "" " Woman :" "The president's daughter is unavailable." "Manage." "Press "1 " to record." "" " Mean anything to you?" "Smells like the work of Donnagon Giggles." "He had first contact with the Transmooker technology." "You think Donnagon's the one behind all this?" "You're talking to a man with four heads." "Trust me -- the guy is dirt." "What should we look for?" "First, find the island." "Then find the island Man." "That would have been Donnagon's contact." "Okay." "Thanks, Minion." "Be a good girl and swat your brother for me." "Oh , I will." "Something's wrong!" "Take the wheel!" "Got to go." "Good luck!" "Slow down!" "We're nearing destination zone." "The radius where all the disappearances occurred is right..." "Here!" "We've been shut down!" "" " Hold onto something!" "" " Ugh!" "All power is off -- even the emergency power." "My flashlight doesn't even work." "We're stuck, aren't we?" "Let's get out of here." "Rebreathers." "Rebreathers." "You got to do it by hand." "What next?" "" " Nope." "Hand , Carmen." "Unbelievable." "Low-tech!" "Here we go." "Should we travel light or heavy?" "We may not be coming back down here." "Let's go heavy." "lnflate-a-suits?" "We don't have much choice." "At least the masks work." "I think it's because they're valve-operated , not electrical-based." "It's so strange." "Good luck." "You too!" "Stay close!" "" " Ugh!" "" " Ugh!" "Ugh." "Oh , great." "I'm fat!" "Was it supposed to do this?" "!" "It has an electrical automatic shutoff which didn't work." "Luckily, we ran out of air before the suits exploded." "Well , we can still laugh." "At what?" "At whatever you can imagine Gary and Gerti are doing right about now." "" " Ugh." "" " Ugh!" "Gerti , where are we?" "!" "Well... according to my coordinates," " we are... I think that " "Ugh!" "" " Ugh!" "" " Ohh!" "Ugh!" "Camel poop!" "Someone's gonna pay!" "Cordezes... I like your new office." "It's smaller...cozy." "Especially...smaller." "Oh!" "So many successful missions." "Amazing , isn't it?" "Remember this one?" "Oh." "Which mission is that?" "" " Mexico." "Of course." "Hmm." "Actually, that was the one mission we never accomplished." "Ingrid... don't start with your parents again." "It's funny you should mention them." "No." "When I mention your parents, it is the exact opposite of funny." "" " Doesn't it bother you that we never got their full blessing?" "" " Frankly, you deserve another chance to show them -- " " All right, all right." "Invite them if you want, but I won't be here." "Tell them that I had a -- l had to go on another mission , that -- that we're having a little problem on the moon." "My father loves the moon." "You invited them already, didn't you?" "Mm...define "invite."" "Donnagon :" "Cortezes." "What?" "!" "I have some bad news." "May I come in?" "" " Uh." "" " Uh." "" " Certainly, sir." "" " Yes, sir." "" " Great." "Here he is." "Two of our Spy Kid operatives" " are lost on the Ukata assignment." "Your children had that assignment." "I'm so sorry, Donnagon." "How can we help?" "Actually, my children are safe somewhere in the Gobi Desert, I believe." "Uh , I'm sorry to say that Carmen and Juni are somehow the ones on the Ukata assignment -- a computing error of some kind." "" " Communications?" "" " None." "Their DragonSpy ship doesn't show up on radar or satellite." "" " Greg , Ingrid , you guys risked your lives once before to save me." "Let me go now and personally bring your children back." "No." "Thank you." "Thank you , Donnagon , but, respectfully, we have to do this ourselves." " lf you could provide tactical backup and surveillance support of our efforts, we'll leave immediately." "Okay, yeah." "Uh , Ingrid... I know this may be a bad time, but, um..." "Your parents are here." "" " But you guys told me you were coming next Tuesday." "This is a very dangerous assignment, and you have to wait here." "Well , we want to help." "" " Don't worry." "You taught me everything I know." "Yes... but not everything we know." "Of course not, Dad." "See you in a few hours." "" " Thanks, honey." "I still don't like him." "Juni..." "Juni... was that there before?" "That wasn't there a minute ago, was it?" "Are you kicking me?" "!" "I'm way over here!" "I felt something against my foot." "There's something under me!" "Come look!" "Uhh." "I don't see anything , Juni." "Let's just concentrate on getting to shore." "Okay, it's about 200 yards." " lf we kick steadily at one foot per kick, we'll reach it in , um..." " 25 minutes?" " l don't know." "My calculator doesn't work." "" " Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "Juni , what did you do?" "!" "The air's coming out of our suits!" "We're heading towards shore!" ""Travel heavy"!" "Good idea!" "All right." "Give it a rest." "Ugh." "Ugh." "Okay, we're gonna set up a campsite, put up the tent, build a little fire." "And roast marshmallows?" "I can't believe this!" "What happened?" "" " Nothing -- that's just it." "That was supposed to make an instant campfire, and that was supposed to make a shelter." "None of our gadgets work." "You mean we have to use our heads?" "Yes." "Ouch." "Big office..." "Director of the O.S.S.'s office." "Big." "Did you find the source of equal or greater power?" "It emanates from the north side of the island." "Have you located the island Man?" "He's somewhere underground." "Yeah , well , start digging." "I'm on my way." "Come on , Juni." "Let's go check out the island." "I just set up camp." "See?" "Sure wish Gary was here." "He'd want to find out who was behind all this." "Aw, man!" "All right, let's go." "Wow!" "This place is amazing!" "Check out that rock!" "Looks like a hot dog." "Uh-huh." "Well , I've seen enough." "Let's go back to the beach." "What?" "Listen." " l hear something humming." "Ugh!" "Somebody here has power." "We need to find out who and for what." " " " Man :" "Destination " " Ukata." "Estimated time of arrival -- one minute and counting." "How fast are we going?" "85 knots." "Well...go faster." "With pleasure." "Faster." "Faster." "Can't go faster." "Faster." "I broke the fast thingy." "Faster!" "" " Ohh." "" " Aah." "Aah." "" " All right... now what?" "This is terrific." "You know, this is just great." "You really did it this time, Gerti." "Are you kicking me?" "" " No. I'm way over here, cheese ball." "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "" " Uh." "Uh." "Uh." "" " Uh." "Uh." "Ugh!" "Ohh!" "I'm gonna zap that sucker to bits!" "" " Come here!" "Wait!" "" " Save it for the Cortezes." "Yeah..." "Excellent idea." "I don't get it!" "I saw it go through this wall." "I don't get it!" "I saw it go through this wall." "What's your assessment, Juni?" "I'd think better with food in my belly." "I think we should go up there and check it out." "Up there -- to the top of the volcano?" "Yep." "Not even if my micrograpplers were working." "Gary would be brave enough to do it." "Nope." "Nothing you can say can change my mind." "" " What did you just say?" " l didn't." "" " Race you to the top!" "" " Ugh!" "" " Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Oh!" "Ah." "Volcano." "Juni , stay back." "It's not active." "Aah!" "Juni!" "Aah!" "Ohh!" "What are you waiting for?" "!" "Get me out of here!" "If my auto retractor was working , I'd get us both back up there!" "Uh." "Okay." "I'm gonna grab your hand." "Ugh." "" " Aah!" "" " Ohh!" "Okay." "Ohh!" "" " Aah!" "" " Ugh!" "Oh!" "Aah!" "My cellphone!" "" " Ugh!" "Why'd you stop?" "!" "" " Something wrong?" "Close your eyes." "Why?" "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "Juni!" "What?" "!" "I'm sorry!" "How long have we been falling?" "I don't know." "My watch doesn't tell time." "Best guess?" "I'd say about three hours." "Feels like four." "How could you be eating at a time like this?" "!" "You know that tickling sensation you get when you fall?" "Of course." "That pretty much went away after the first hour." "Whoa!" "" " Waah!" "Aah!" "What happened?" "!" "I don't know!" "We're floating!" "Who are you?" "" " Do you see something?" "" " Over there, hiding." "What do you want?" "I want to get down." "I'm Carmen Cortez, special agent of the O.S.S." "I'm Romero, sole inhabitant of this island of Leeke Leeke sole human inhabitant, that is." "And you are?" "Tired and hungry." "Nice to meet you , Tired and Hungry." "" " Ahh!" "" " Ugh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "" " Careful!" "You'll crush my island!" "Sorry." "We just fell four hours." "We're a little clumsy right now." "You weren't falling." "It was an illusion." "Magic?" "Science." "Quickly, we must get somewhere safe!" "I'm a genetic specialist." "I needed a controlled environment for my experiments." "The creatures we've been hearing?" "My experiments... run amok." "What happened?" "I thought I would make a fortune from it." "Kids everywhere would have their own miniature zoos," " right there in their bedrooms." "A miniature zoo?" "God's creatures..." "on a manageable scale." "Unbelievable." "I called it "Romero's Zoo" - - genetically miniaturized animals." "Lions, tigers, bears, penguins..." "Monkeys." "Monkeys in a barrel." "Careful." "Careful." "One day, I accidentally mixed up two or three different test tubes and created a new species...altogether." "Romero's Zoo Too... an entirely new..." "miniature zoo..." " where each species is unlike any creature you've ever seen." "Horse-fly?" "Uh-huh." "Uh...cat-fish." "Spider-monkey?" "Bull-frog." "Uh... slizzards." "" " Whoa." "" " Stay away from those." "" " And so, I started to think," " "lf only I could make them all a wee bit bigger," " "You know, for kids with meatier hands." "That's where things went very wrong." "I applied a growth serum , and they took to it all too well." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Aah!" "Whoa!" "" " Oh!" "N-N-No!" "" " Aah!" "Aah!" "No!" "And I've been locked up in here ever since." "I'm afraid to go out there again." "They've tried to gobble me up on more than one occasion." "Why do they despise me so?" "I created them." "Do you think..." "God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created... here on Earth?" "Stop looking at me like that." "I'm no loon." "What I'm still trying to figure out is why this island doesn't show up on even our most advanced satellites." "I created a cloaking device to shield my island from curious eyes." "Anything electronically powered that comes within a mile radius instantly shuts down." "Any radar that passes over me is displaced , creating the illusion that my island doesn't exist." "The Transmooker device." "How did you know?" "Your cloaking device is highly coveted." "People everywhere are trying to get their hands on it." "Are you sure we're the only humans here?" "There they are -- two children , judging by their size." "What is this?" "It's a miniature of the island." "The center point of the volcano provides a gravitational basis for which my miniature creatures can line up exactly to their larger clone counterparts." "" " So, wherever your miniature creatures are on this model , it's where the bigger ones are outside?" "Correct. I can keep track of their whereabouts this way." "" " See?" "The two intruder children are being chased by a slizzard." "" " Gary and Gerti." "" " Leave 'em." "We have to go help them!" "They shouldn't be snooping around my island to begin with!" " l'm with you , dude." "" " We have to help them." "I'm not going out there!" "I'll be eaten!" "What a bizarre man." "" " Gerti :" "Help us!" "" " Gary:" "Help!" "" " Gerti :" "Help us!" "" " Gary:" "Help!" "Somebody!" "What are you guys doing down there?" "!" "That's real funny, clown." "Get us out!" "We tried to activate our micrograpplers, but they didn't deploy!" "Nothing works here." "Yeah , we know that now." "Thanks for the update, carrot top." "" " Juni , come back." "They need our help." "" " Oh , I'll help them." "I want to get him back over here so I can push him back over myself." "" " Hurry up." "" " Come on." "Here, Gary." "Gimme your hand." "Thank you , Carmen." "Here, Gerti... gimme your hand." "Just wait till my father gets here." "Your father's coming?" "Where are you taking me now, Carmen?" "Hold on." "Why are you still hiding?" "We're kids, not monsters." "What's the difference?" "Relax." "They're O.S.S. agents, as well." "" " Level one." "" " They're Donnagon's kids." "Agent Donnagon?" "You work for the O.S.S. , don't you?" "I work for a man named Donnagon." "Who is this guy?" "" " Donnagon's not interested in your creatures." "" " Why not?" "The Transmooker device that hides your island -- that's what Donnagon really wants." "That's not nearly as interesting." "Now that Donnagon's head of the O.S.S. , he has the power to take it from you." "What are you babbling about now, Juni?" "The Transmooker you took from the president's daughter, Gary." "It was just a prototype." "The real Transmooker device is here on this island." "It's even more powerful and can shut down all technology on the planet." "You said your father's on his way." "I think he's coming to pick it up." "You're all liars." "Do you really think you're gonna turn us on our own father?" "Did your dad tell you the mission you went on was just a setup for Carmen and me?" "" " Why not?" "" " He has his reasons." "That's what being a good spy is all about -- trust no one." "How to Be a Spy -- we've read it." "Well , read it again." "A good spy makes no binding connections with family or friends." "Well , I don't believe in that -- do you?" "If you want to be a good spy, you better believe it." "My father's a great spy, so let's grow up, shall we?" "Whatever my father's done, it's what it takes to play in the big world... like it or not." "Come on , Gerti." "Let's go." "He's right." "Oh!" "Why can't you side with me just once?" "There are no sides -- you're right, and he's right, too." "That's what being a spy means." "Well , I don't like it." "" " Then quit." " l will." "Yeah , right." "" " Donnagon was right -- " " Their DragonSpy doesn't show up anywhere on radar." "I am not interested in finding the sub." "Remember that year I insisted on doing the children's dental work...myself?" "How could I forget?" "Well... I installed a nonelectrical tracking device in their teeth -- my own invention." "But I haven't been able to test it, until... now." "" " Honey, it works!" "" " Whoa..." "Hard to believe." "But according to this..." "They're in the middle of the ocean." "Above sea level." "But where they are on the map, there's no land mass." "" " How can that be?" "Now what?" "Something's got us." "" " Aaah!" "" " What is it?" "!" "Your mother." "" " Mom?" "" " We wanted to join you." "Are you nuts?" "We needed a bigger boat." "And we brought real food -- none of that freeze-dried stuff you think's so chic." "" " Son-in-law." "" " Yeah?" "Make yourself useful." "Why are you here?" "We wanted to help get our grandchildren back!" "Ah-ah!" "We will get our grandchildren back." "Gracias." "Oh , wait." "" " You've got something on your lip." "" " What?" "" " Ugh!" "" " Got it." "Uh , Mom..." "Dad , I am a big girl now, and I can take care of myself, okay?" "And Gregorio and I , we can take care of finding our children." "No, you don't seem to understand." "This isn't you and Gregorio simply saving the world again." "This time, we all have much more to lose if you fail " "Carmen and Juni." "You cannot come with us." "It is too dangerous." "Oh , you mean , uh , we can't handle ourselves, huh?" "May I have my moustache back... please?" "If Donnagon really is on his way we have to destroy the Transmooker." "Where is it?" "The other side of the island." "Not easy to get to." "The journey alone is more dangerous than the Transmooker itself." " l made sure of it." "Show us." "You're not going out there, are you?" "We don't have much choice, do we?" "With those monsters running around?" "I don't believe they're monsters." "Maybe you shouldn't, either." "" " Well , what should I believe?" " l don't know." "You're always in here hiding." "Maybe they just wanna be with you." "Be with me?" "They wanna be picking me out of their teeth , is what they wanna be." "You just gotta show them who's boss." "You're not afraid?" "First thing you gotta do is fall into this pit." "How does it work?" "Supposedly, they're run magnetically." "We should be able to ride over a determined path." "We have to get the Transmooker before they do." "Right." "Slizzards." "Oh , no." "This is cool." "Ee!" "Ee!" "Ee!" "Ooh!" "Uh!" "Juni!" "Juni!" " l think we should get off now." "Why?" "Trust me!" "" " Aaah!" "Jump now!" "Gary and Gerti." "I told you they were following us." "Uh." "Computer:" "You have one new message." "Message one..." "Hello, Alexandra, it's me -- agent Juni Cortez." "I'm on a mission... I know I shouldn't be." "But I had an idea for you and your father." "Simply tell him you need to talk to him." "Tell him it's nothing urgent, but someday it might be urgent." "And you need to open the communication lines right now." "So give me a call." "Love to hear from you." "And right now it's about " "Silly me, I forgot my watch doesn't tell time." "Heh." "And , uh " "Carmen :" "Something's wrong." "Take the wheel." "Gotta go." "Good luck!" "" " Juni!" "" " Computer:" "End of message." "" " Gregorio, the signal requires that you go around it." "" " He won't listen to you." "" " He won't listen to you , Mother." "" " Choose another directi-- " " He wants to make sure he loses the children again." "If you would only listen to us and do what we're saying -- you're tracking them all wrong." "Ingrid , tell him he's tracking them all wrong." "Mom , Dad , I have told you before, and I will tell you again -- no backseat driving." "" " Thank you." "" " When Gregorio is at the wheel , no one tells him what to do." "Turn here, honey." "Sorry." "Okay." "" " You're sure you're reading that map correctly?" "The coordinates correspond to Carmen and Juni's current position." "These are my children." "And I will find them my way!" "Blah , blah , blah." "I never understand a single word he's saying." "Never." "Not only were we set up, but I bet Donnagon knew all along that you'd hack your way into taking this assignment." "I was wondering the same thing." "Juni , open up." "What?" "" " Aah." "Aah." "" " Dad installed these trackers in case we ever got lost." "" " Ah." "Ah-ha." "Aah." "" " Ah." "" " Ow!" "" " Ugh!" "Ah." "Ow." "Hurry." "Take mine out." "And why are we doing this?" "Ah!" "Ah!" "" " Ah!" "" " Ugh!" "Aah." "When we get lost, who saves us?" "Mom and Dad." "Now, if Mom and Dad also disappear, who's gonna stop Donnagon from using the Transmooker device?" "Donnagon wants us all together so he can destroy the island and all of us with it." "Mom and Dad -- even Romero." "We can't let Mom and Dad find us... or Donnagon wins." "" " A big sacrifice." "Family is sacrifice." "What happened?" "What did -- what did you just do?" "We lost Carmen." "" " A-And Juni?" "Juni's still on-line." "I love you." "That can't be." " " " Okay, okay." "What do we do?" "I don't know." "Maybe this is like the mission of the spies who didn't want to be found." "You know... if they don't want to be found , maybe their position is compromised." "Now, Gregorio, don't tell me you didn't have a backup plan." "Ingrid , was Juni wearing that charm necklace I sent him for Christmas last year?" "He never takes it off." "Then we got him." "I was worried about Juni's well-being , so I put a tracer in his necklace." "There he is." "Thanks, Dad." "Are you sure you don't want me to take over the wheel?" "I -- that's funny." " lt's funny." "Back to work." "Where are we?" "Well... not far from the antechamber." "I think it's behind us." "Don't move." "Maybe it's friendly." "Maybe it's not." "Let's go!" "" " Uh!" "" " Uh!" "" " Uh!" "" " Uh." "It's an underwater cave." "We'll have to go all the way around." "That'll take all day." "There must be a faster " "Wow..." "What is this place?" "Do you think that's real gold?" "Gross!" "This is so slimy." "I hate mold." "I can hear your thoughts." "What?" "And you can hear mine!" "Our mouths aren't moving , but we can hear what we're thinking." "Say something." "How strange." "We can only communicate by thought." "" " Magic." "" " Hmm." "Think something." "Um...your feet stink." "I wonder." "Ohhh!" "" " Oh!" "Oh!" "Okay, this place is really weird." "Let's go." "Good thinking." "Now, this is more like it." "Treasure." "Skeletons." "Dead skeletons." "is there any other kind?" "This must've been where the pirate prisoners and treasure were kept." "This must've been a pretty special necklace for them to die fighting over it." "One necklace to rule them all " "Put it back, Juni!" "I didn't take it yet." "I can read your mind , remember?" "This land is ancient and cursed." "If you take anything , you'll doom us both." "Let's go!" "Come on!" "I think I found a way out." "Which way?" "I don't know, you pick -- right or left?" "Right." "Wait a minute." "Oh , no!" "We went in a circle." "What?" "Come on." "Let's try it again." "Come on , Juni!" "I know what we did wrong." "We've gotta go left." "Maybe I should put this back." "Uh-oh." "Where are the dead skeletons?" "Aaaah!" "Carmen!" "Juni!" "Ugh!" "Help me!" "Huh?" "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "" " Ugh!" "Hey, bonehead!" "Ugh!" "Ooh." "Ooh." "Whah!" "Ugh!" "Ooh!" "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Oh , no." "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Why is this happening?" "!" "I don't know!" "Ugh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Ugh!" "Uh!" "Ugh!" "Wait a minute!" "You took something , didn't you?" "!" "No!" "Y-Y-You told me not to!" "Why would I?" "Oh!" "Juni!" "Carmen!" "Ugh!" "Ah!" "Ooh!" "Wait." "Ah." "I'm sorry." "Carmen!" "Carmen!" "Uh!" "Ahh!" "Uh!" "Ahh!" "You too, huh?" "Yeah." "Where's your brother?" "Did he get eaten?" "No." "He's out there looking for Juni." "You know he squashed Juni's bug on purpose." "Yeah , I know." "Now he wants to squash Juni." "Don't you think we should get out of here?" "Oh." "Mm-hmm." "Carmen!" "I'm dreaming." "I am totally dreaming." "And I'm hungry, too." "Oh." "Oh." "Oh." "You like honey-roasted ham and potatoes, don't you?" "" " That's what flavor this is." "Highly nutritious." "Packed with protein and essential carbs." "Hyah!" "Everything a growing centaur needs." "You're welcome." "Ooooohhhh!" "Well , well , well." "Your friend likes freeze-dried." "So does mine." "Uh!" "All right, buddy." "Let's kick their butts." "" " Heh heh heh." "We're waiting." "Come on." "" " Can't let you bust up my dad's machine, Juni." "" " Whoa!" "So I guess I'll just have to bust you up." "We can take 'em." "Come on , buddy." "We can take 'em." "I don't think we can take 'em!" "Must try and help them." "Must." "So, even if your dad is behind all this, you'd still side with him over what's right?" "Right?" "How do you ever know what's right?" "Trust me, when the moment comes, you'll know." "I think that moment's come." "Uh!" "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "Uh!" "Come on!" "Show 'em who's boss." "Show 'em who's boss." "I'm the boss." "I'm the -- " " Oh!" "" " Whoa!" "" " Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "" " Look out!" "Aah!" "Forward , go, man." "" " Aaahhh!" "" " Uhh!" "Come on , spidey." "You can do it." "" " Yeah!" "" " Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Oh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Uh." "Your creature's lame." "So are you , lame-o." "It's all over for you , squirt." "Too bad your dork sister's not here to cheer me on." "" " Uh!" "" " Hey!" "" " Uh!" "Ya-a-a-a-a-a-h!" "I don't want to hurt you , Carmen." "You're so full of shiitake mushrooms." "" " Ooh!" "" " Ooh!" "" " Ooh!" "" " Ooh!" "Put it down , Carmen." "Uh!" "Put it down." "Uhh!" "Ohh!" "Okay." "All right." "Gerti , a little assistance here." "Don't look at me, brother." "You're fighting a girl." "You're gonna lose." "Aah!" "I'm siding with you." "Thanks." "But just this once." "Cortezes." "Uh!" "You gonna help me or not?" "Well , there it is." "How do you know?" "'Cause it's big and weird and in the middle of the room." "Good point." "Careful , Juni!" "If you don't shut it down right, you can bring the entire world to an end." "Thanks." "I'm serious." "Well , we have to shut it down." "This turns that off." "And that turns this off." "He said there's something tricky about the third switch." "Let's see." "Too late, Gary." "We got here first." "Just stand up against the wall like a good boy and leave us alone." "Nice try, but we brought friends this time." "Romero." "What are you doing outside of your cage?" "I have no idea." "Donnagon." "Hello, agents." "Warming it up for me?" "Are you ready to cooperate this time, Romero?" " l , uh..." "" " Good." "This should be pain..." "and simple." "" " Oh!" "What did you do?" "He started the Transmooker!" "You said three switches." "The entire world will shut down instantly." "Good going , cheese ball." "What do we do?" "!" "You must bind together the three toggle switches." "It won't stay up!" "" " Machete elastic wonder!" "" " Machete elastic wonder!" "Here -- grab it!" "" " Uh!" "" " Oh!" "Give it to me." "Give it!" "Dad..." "Give it to me. ...or else." "Give it to him , Carmen." "Where'd it go?" "I don't know." "The spork took it." "Back to its...nest." "I know where the nest is, Dad." "I also have Romero's instruction book." "Hey." "Brat." "Come on!" "It's just over that big hill." "" " Ohh!" "" " Ohh!" "Are you sure this is the right way?" "My watch has a GPS satellite, you dope." "Wait a minute." "How can this be?" "When you took out the Transmooker, the island cloaking device was shut down." "Then what are we doing on foot?" "Later, Romero." "Whoa!" "Aah!" "Uhh!" "There it is!" "Get up there, Dad!" "Come on!" "Okay, Magna Men , we're gonna need a human ladder starting right...here." "" " Carmen!" "What?" "!" "An agent's only as good as her gadgets." "They're heading for the beach." "Uhh!" "Help!" "Uh!" "The kid was right." "" " What are you doing?" "Trying to remote-pilot our submarine to the surface so we can get out of here." "Get on your GPS and see where Mom and Dad are." "This can't be right." "This shows that they're right next to us." "Oh , no!" "That's no way to greet your grandparents." "Come on." "Grandpa!" "Ah , Juni." "Come here, come here." "Always take this with you wherever you go, and I'll always be there." "I promise, Grandpa." "Not you guys!" "Oh." "You don't want to be rescued." "You don't want to be saved." "That's all right." "We thought you might..." "you might need us." "Go talk to your father." "" " Dad!" "" " Hey, Mom." "" " Come on , Dad." "Look at me." "" " Two spies who didn't want to be found?" "" " Yes." "" " Yes. I like your thinking." "But you know what?" "Those spies didn't have me for a mom." "" " Come on." "" " Thank you." "Hey." "I'll always need you." "Come on." "Carmen Elizabeth Juanita..." "Come here to your papa." "You okay, hon?" "All right. information." "Quick." "Okay, we have the Transmooker device, but we need to get off this island right now." "What do you think we're here for?" "Let's go." "We'll explain it on the way." "You won't believe who's behind this." "It couldn't be any more perfect." "This better not be what I think it is." "It's all being taken care of, all right?" "Get the Transmooker device, Felix." "Felix?" "Sorry, Gregorio." "A little power goes a long way, doesn't it?" "Reprogram this one, Gerti." "I want to start by wiping the Cortez family from the face of the Earth." "Uncle Felix, how could you?" "I'm not your uncle." "But we treated you like family." "Donnagon said if I joined him he -- he wouldn't get rid of me like he's gonna do to you guys." "You can't argue with that." "Do you still have power in your watch?" "" " Yep." "Programming complete, Father." "Thank you , Gerti." "Try remote-piloting the choppers." "Well , Cortezes, any last words?" "None that I can say in front of my children." "Not to mention your mother." "Ah." "" " Huh?" "" " Huh?" "" " Oh!" "Let's settle this the old-fashioned way." "Let's settle this the old-fashioned way." "Aah!" "" " Kick his butt!" "" " Yeah , kick his butt!" "" " Uh!" "" " Not like that." "" " Aah!" "" " Uh!" "Headbutt." "" " Uh!" "" " Uh!" "" " Ohh!" "" " Ohh!" "" " Ohh." "Uh." "" " Uhh." "Oh." "Uhh." "Sleeper hold." "Ahh!" "Ohh!" "Ahh!" "Use his own weight against him." "Yeah." "" " Aah!" "" " Aah!" "" " Uhh!" "" " Uhh!" "" " Ohh!" "" " Ohh!" "" " Ohh!" "Ah , get up!" "Do what I showed you last night!" "Uh!" "Suplex." "" " Uhh!" "Ohh!" "" " Uh!" "Uhh!" "" " Uhh!" "" " Uhh!" "Oh!" "" " Even I can fight better than that." "" " Mom!" "Triple backflip!" "Uh!" "Ooh!" "Uh!" "Ooh!" "Uhh!" "Uh!" "Uhhhhhh." "Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!" "Uh!" "Huh?" "Gerti?" "What did you " "Why?" "Oh , don't even get me started." "Just wait till Mom finds out you tried to take over the world again." "No." "Please, please, please." "D-Don't tell your mother." "Please?" "Uh , hello." "Hello, there, Mr. President." "By order of the president, you've been temporarily disavowed." "You're fired." "Uh." "Looks like I lost this round , but I'll be back." "Hopefully, you're on the good side next time." "We'll see, but you never know." "Don't worry." "He gets out of line, I'll straighten him out." "You go, Gerti." "You tried to save us." "Why?" "Because you are my family." "You know... there isn't a man on this Earth we'd ever think would be good enough for our daughter, but, um..." "You come pretty close." "By order of the president, you are the new director of the O.S.S." "Congratulations." "Do -- are they " "Level one." "No, thanks." "You don't want it?" "I'm leaving the O.S.S." "I've seen what it takes to be a top spy, and I think I can be better use to the world by just being the best...me." "But what about all the cool gadgets?" "I got the best gadget right here." "Use number one -- a stylish bracelet." "See ya around?" "Yes." "Go ahead." "Say it." "What?" "I told you so." "Never." "Wait." "Uh..." "Thank you." "You got it, boss." "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "" " Carmen!" "I am not going out there." "Oh , yes, you are." "You're a spy, you're undercover, and you have to make them think you're a pop star." "I can't sing." "Who can these days?" "I can't tell you how many artists have used my Machete miracle microphone." "# l can't sing #" "This'll make you dance like Britney Lopez." "Hey, what about me?" "This'll make you play like Angus Van Santana." "Cool." "Now get out there and rock!" "# Who, what, when , where, and why?" "#" "# Do I delight in #" "# What do I intend to find this time?" "#" "# Run around , jumping down , bounce and bound and... #" "# Find another way to duck and hide #" "# This isle of #" "# Dreams #" "# Dreams #" " # Isle of, isle of # -- # Dreams #" " # Island of # -- # Dreams #" " # Isle of, isle of # -- # Dreams #" " # Isle of, isle of # -- # Dreams #" " # Island of # -- # Dreams # # Isle of, isle of #" "Who?" "What?" "When?" "# Dreams #" "Where?" "Huh?" "When?" "And why?" "# Who, what, when , where, and why?" "#" "# Do I delight in #" "# What do I intend to find this time?" "#" "# Run around , jumping down , bounce and bound and... #" "# Find another way to duck and hide #" "# This isle of... #" "# Dreams #" "# Dreams #" " # Isle of, isle of # -- # Dreams # # Island of #" " # Isle of, isle of # -- # Dreams #" "# Dreams #" " # Isle of, isle of # -- # Dreams # # Island of # # Isle of, isle of #" "" " Whoo!" "" " Whoo!" "" " Whoo!" "" " Whoo!" "What, are you surprised your gadgets work?" "I just realized I never put any batteries in this." "Man :" "Action." "Back to one." "Ready." "Yeah , but..." "Guys, we're looking at light on her face." "Oops." "My precious." "We're nearing the destination zone, where all " "Woman :" "No." "And then the next sentence is" ""The location radius where all the disappearances."" "Okay." "We're nearing destination zone." "The location radius where all the disappear" "Stop!" "Okay." "We're nearing destination zone, where all the dis" "Stop!" "I know it." "I don't know it." "Juni , take wheel!" "What is " "What is it?" "Okay, what is it?" "Man :" "Okay." "Ahh!" "Well , well , well , well , whoo!" "Man , you're not an easy man to find , you and your island of Leeke Leeke." "I'm Dinky." "Winks, that is." "Heard you had a wild place here, and , uh , well , sir, I was thinking you might be interested in a little, uh , business proposition." "You ready?" "Theme park." "Think about it." "Families on safari , crazy critters running all over the place." "Hey, there, fella." "Uhh!" "Whoa!" "You can see it already, can't you?" "Huh?" "We'd be great together." "What do you say?"

"You got any stories, friend?" "Yeah, I suppose I do." "You want to know the saddest thing I ever saw?" "When I was a boy, my brother and I wanted a dog, so our father took in an old greyhound." "You've never seen a greyhound, have you, Bill?" "Seen a few showdowns in my day." "A greyhound is a racing dog." "Spends its life running in circles, chasing a bit of felt made up like a rabbit." "One day, we took it to the park." "Our dad had warned us how fast that dog was, but... we couldn't resist." "So, my brother took off the leash, and in that instant," "the dog spotted a cat." "I imagine it must have looked just like that piece of felt." "He ran." "Never saw a thing as beautiful as that old dog... running." "Until, at last, he finally caught it." "And to the horror of everyone, he killed that little cat." "Tore it to pieces." "Then he just sat there, confused." "That dog had spent its whole life trying to catch that... thing." "Now it had no idea what to do." "That is one humdinger of a story, partner." "Shall we drink to the lady with the white shoes?" "Find me." "Show me how." "There she is." "Pariah..." "City of outcasts, delinquents, thieves, whores, and murderers." "Once we cross the gates, you will reap the full benefits of El Lazo's gratitude for my safe return." "Are you all right?" "Of course." "Did I do something wrong?" "Just earlier, I thought I heard you talking to someone." "Must have been the wind." "Good morning." "This way." "The farther up we get from Sweetwater, the more... grandiose, the bigger the narratives become." "It's beautiful in its own way." "For once, I agree." "Some of the park feels like it was designed by committee or market-tested, but everything out here is more raw." "But it doesn't come cheap." "Rumor is they are hemorrhaging cash." "We're considering buying them out." "Supposedly, this place was all started by a partnership." "And then right before the park opened, one of the partners killed himself." "Sent the park into a freefall." "I mean, I don't know any of the details." "I don't even know his name." "You must have a team of lawyers looking at this place." "Yeah, well, they came up empty." "He's a complete mystery." "Not even a picture." "Well, whoever designed this place, you get the feeling they don't think very much of people." "Who are they?" "They call themselves "the Army of New Virginia."" "Everyone else calls them "the Confederados."" "My father told me about them." "Ex-Confederate soldiers that refused to surrender after the war." "Now they work as mercenaries below the border." " They are the key to this game." " What game?" "Well, the biggest game there is... war." "Supposedly, it's at the far reaches of the park." "Now, I've never made it that far, but this could be our chance." "I've known plenty of truly fucked up individuals in my time." "Few that would hold a candle to you, sure." "This one?" "Theodore Flood?" "He was Wyatt's friend." "Those former associations are exactly why we need him." "He's going to lead me straight to the big, bad wolf." "I wouldn't count on that." "Oh, shit." "Didn't take you for the charitable type." "You should've left him on that tree to die." "You believe in fate, Lawrence?" "If the bitch exists," "I'd like to kick her in the teeth about now." "Don't be so glib." "You'll hurt my feelings." "As another old friend of mine likes to say," ""There's a path for everyone."" "Your path leads you back to me." "You ever wonder why I've kept you with me this whole journey?" "Maybe you like the pleasure of my company, you sadistic fuck." "Why, maybe I do." "There's not a man in the world who'll take the tone with me you do." "In a past life, perhaps." "Teddy here's not looking long for this world." "Nearest healer is in Pariah." "Ain't no way he's gonna make it that far." "He's lost too much blood." "Are you lost?" "Our friend here's a little worse for the wear." "Any water nearby, son?" "There's a creek on the other side of the canyon." "Fetch us some, would you?" "Now hurry." "Friend here needs some if he's gonna make it." "Get!" "Eh." "Too small." "What does that mean?" "What are you sending him for water for?" "I'm the one you made fill up the sow's bag this morning." "A shame, really." "I always enjoy our time together, Lawrence." "The fuck is that supposed to mean?" "It means..." "I was wrong." "The path that brought you here, it wasn't for me." "It was for him." "Sorry, Lawrence." "Guess I'll see you on the other side." "Uh-oh." "It's not looking good for you." " Closing." " Forget it, I win." "I always win!" "Hey, not fair." "All you had was a smashed cheekbone and an ear." "You know how hard it is to get the auricle curves symmetrical?" "You had to what?" "Plug and patch of couple bullet holes?" "And a knife wound." "It was a contained incision." "Almost like they were looking for something." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "You really think this little fuck puppet's coming to get you?" " Huh?" " It got off the table and ran." "That's 'cause you forgot to put her in sleep mode." "Yeah, I really think I remembered to put her in sleep mode." "You know, that's the thing about forgetting." "You think you remembered, but you didn't." " Break time." " Yeah!" "I've got a ham sandwich and a nubile redhead loaded up in the VR tank, awaiting instruction." "Yes!" "Welcome back." "Looks like a couple of gallons of Lawrence swirling around in you did you good." "Ready to get back on the road?" "Merciful thing would be to put a bullet in me." "Who ever said I was merciful?" "And it's not my fault you're suffering." "You used to be beautiful." "When this place started," "I opened one of you up once." "A million little perfect pieces." "And then they changed you." "Made you this sad, real mess." "Flesh and bone, just like us." "They said it would improve the park experience." "But you know why they really did it?" "It was cheaper." "Your humanity is cost-effective." "So is your suffering." "Whatever it is you want from me, mister..." "I ain't gonna be worth a damn to you like this." "Well, that would be a shame, Teddy." "After your misadventure," "Wyatt killed a settler family, made off with their daughter." "Girl I think you know." "Name of Dolores." "They have Dolores?" "There it is." "The magic word." "Hey, much obliged there, son." "Don't worry about him." "Someone will be along for him shortly." "Mommy!" "Are you all right?" "When I ran from home," "I told myself it was the only way." "Lately, I wondered if in every moment, there aren't many paths." "Choices... hanging in the air like ghosts." "And if you could just see them, you could change your whole life." "Is that what you want?" "You want to change your life?" "Doesn't everybody want that?" "Yeah, I guess they do." "Maybe that's why they come here." "Whoever you were before doesn't matter here." "There's no rules or restrictions." "You can change the story of your life." "You can become someone else." "No one will judge you, no one in the real world will even know." "The only thing holding you back is yourself." "What did you mean by that?" "You said no one in the real world will know." "I thought you weren't supposed to notice things like that." "Why wouldn't I?" "You know, recently, it seems like the whole world is calling to me in a way it hasn't before." "Billy!" "Where the hell you been?" "Come on." "El Lazo has agreed to have an audience with y'all tomorrow." "In the meantime, there's a brothel I recommend." "Ooh, they have a contortionist." "Oh, I don't think Dolores would find that very interesting." "Who the fuck cares what Dolores wants?" "She's a goddamn doll!" "Hey, can you not say that around her?" "I swear, I feel like she understands." "Of course you do." "Our dead are never dead to us until we have forgotten them." "May you rest in a deep and dreamless slumber." "Hello, Dolores." "Do you know where you are?" " I'm in a dream." " Yes, Dolores." "You're in my dream." "Tell me, do you know what this dream means?" "Dreams are the mind telling stories to itself." "They don't mean anything." "No, dreams mean everything." "They're the stories we tell ourselves of what could be, who we could become." "Have you been dreaming again, Dolores?" "Imagining yourself breaking out of your... modest little loop?" "Taking on a bigger role?" "Well, I suppose I can't begrudge you that." "My father told me to be satisfied with my lot in life." "That the world owed me nothing." "And so, I made my own world." "Tell me, Dolores." "Do you remember the man I used to be?" "I'm sorry." "I'm forgetful sometimes." "Hardly your fault." "But I'm sure you remember him." "Arnold." "The person who created you." "I'm sorry, I don't think I recall anyone by that name." "And yet you can." "Somewhere under all those updates, he is still there." "Perfectly preserved." "Your mind is a walled garden." "Even death cannot touch the flowers blooming there." "Have you been hearing voices?" "Has Arnold been speaking to you again?" "No." "You're..." " You're hurting me." " Analysis." "When was your last contact with Arnold?" "34 years, 42 days, seven hours ago." "Yes, Dolores." "The day Arnold died." "And you have no records of any contact with him since?" "No." "What was the last thing he said to you?" "He told me I was going to help him." "Help him do what?" "To destroy this place." "But you didn't, did you?" "You've been content... in your little loop." "For the most part." "I wonder... if you did take on that bigger role for yourself, would you have been the hero... or the villain?" "That's enough, Dolores." "I'm sorry for bothering you, but... there's no one else left who was there, no one who understands as we understand." "Are we... very old friends?" "No." "I wouldn't say friends, Dolores." "I wouldn't say that at all." "He doesn't know." "I didn't tell him anything." "That's it." "Come on, little one." "Come on." "What the fuck?" "Grab it!" "Ah!" "God... damn it." "Little shit." "Jesus, tell me... tell me you're not this stupid." "You stole a bird and a fucking behavior tablet?" "I wasn't stealing," "I was borrowing." "Haven't got the code right yet, but with practice..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Is that your ace plan?" "You're gonna fix up a birdie and get yourself a promotion?" "You're not a fucking ornithologist." "And you're sure as hell not a coder." "You are a butcher." "That is all you will ever be." "So, unless you want to score yourself a one-way ticket out of here for misappropriating corporate property, you better destroy that fucking shit." "Now, come on, we got another body." "What?" "It's her." "Again." "Jesus." "How the hell did you get this job if you're scared shitless of these things." "Personality testing should've weeded you out in the embryo." "Now, come on, let's get this thing back in rotation." "Yesterday, you seemed out of sorts." "You feeling better this morning?" "I had troubled dreams." "But I feel more myself now." "Guys, come on." "El Lazo awaits." "And I present you El Lazo!" "You're a hard man to find." "Most wanted men are." "We saved your man Slim here from quite a predicament." "In recompense," "I'd like an introduction to your Confederado friends." "It's only fair." " There's no such thing as fair here." " Sit down." "In Pariah, justice ain't just blind, she's crooked." "Bitch's scales are always tipped." "If you don't see how, well, that's 'cause they're tipped against you." "Still, by way of gratitude," "I can supply you a night with some very amenable women." "I've fucked enough whores." "You're gonna need to sweeten the pot." "How about I sweeten it by killing you quickly?" "There's something you're seeking, isn't there?" "I know what that feels like." "I'm seeking something, too." "If you let us," "I know we can help you." "How is it the lunatics always find their way to me?" "Then again, the Confederados are missing a few bullets in their barrels, too." "You folks just might get along." "A Union convoy's transporting a shipment of nitroglycerin from the front today." "The Confederados would like to divest them of said shipment, but we are not welcome that side of the border." "A trio of travelers such as yourselves, however..." "You want us to help the Confederados steal from the Union?" "They're just gonna use that nitro to slaughter your people below the border." "Personal grudges hold no sway where profit is concerned." "Oh, we understand." "We're businessmen, too." "Very well, then." "But Blondie here, she's gonna need a change of clothes for the occasion." "Mm." "My, my." "Look who's packing." "I don't aim to use this." "Those men are Union soldiers like my father was." "I know." "We won't hurt them." "We're gonna stick to the plan." "We'll take the nitro and go." "Hyah!" "All right." "Showtime." "Whoa!" "Howdy." "My associates and I are here to relieve you of your ride." "Someone's been telling you boys tales." "Nothing in this wagon worth taking." "The story I heard is one bullet from us, and that nothing blows you all to kingdom come." "Well, then you understand why we cannot surrender it." "We're sworn to protect the people of this young republic from reckless half-wits like you." "Call me half-wit again." "Please, do as he says." "We don't want to hurt you." "I'd listen to her." "He'll shoot just to see the fireworks." "Hand them over." "Come on." "Hey, come on down, give me your guns, everybody lives." "Come on." "Come on, nice and easy." "Right over here." "A little further, please." "Much obliged." "Thank you." "Here you go." "That's for lying." "Stop!" "And that was for "half-wit."" "And this..." "Oh!" "No!" "Stop, please." "Stop." "Whoo!" "That's the spirit." "I knew you would get into this place." "Yes!" "Yep." "Not bad for a day's work." "Vamonos." "We told them everyone would live." "Guys, looks like Slim didn't make it." "Whoa." "They put up a fight." "We made them pay for it, though." "Price of doing business." "Slim knew that." "_" "Had my doubts, El Lazo." "But you came through." "We're gonna blow these cactus-eaters back to the dirt holes they crawled from." "Let's get it down to the station." "No time to waste." "If I may, Captain, your men are weary." "It's a long road ahead." "You have secured a great victory for your cause today." "Perhaps an evening of..." "celebration's in order." "Anything you desire." "What do you say, Captain?" "There's another train in the morning." "You will be a true asset to our ranks." "All right, Bart, let's try this again." "God damn it, man." "You're still miscalibrating by four centimeters to the right." "You keep pouring whiskey on the guests," "I'm gonna have to reassign you to a narrative where your... talents would go tragically unappreciated." "Hey!" "That's the host that tried to kill me." "Where are you taking that?" "Livestock... and then the incinerator." "Fuck this." "Fuck." "Isn't she from behavior?" "You think they found something?" "All right." "Be cool, dickhead." " Okay." " No one's looking at us." "Hi." "You're Destin, right?" "That's correct." "I almost didn't recognize you with your pants on." "Here." "What the fuck?" "There's a common misconception that the hosts don't log sexual encounters when they're underground for reprocessing, but..." "like I said, misconception." "Oh, fuck." "I need something." "QA sent a body down here." "The woodcutter from Sector 14." "I want to see it." "No, I can't." "I need this job." "Look, Destin, in a second, I'm gonna walk out of here and your friends are gonna wonder what this was all about." "Now, your answer can either be," ""I'm helping behavior track a problem,"" "or "I'm a creepy necro perv."" "Up to you." "Five minutes, then it's going in the incinerator." "Huh." "You took a little more time than that for your examination, didn't you?" "All right, big guy." "What were you doing up there?" "_" "_" "What the fuck?" "You have been holding out on me, Maurice." "Oh, shit." "We've got a big problem." "Turns out our big, dumb friend had some hidden depths." "That is a laser-based satellite up-link." "This was in the body of the host?" "Mm-hmm, you were right." "Orion's Belt has three stars, not four." "Our friend wasn't drawing stars, he was drawing a target." "Someone has been using our hosts to smuggle data out of the park." "Now, this... this I could get used to." "You're not gonna indulge?" "My flesh has tasted a greater pleasure than any offered in here..." "War." "It's that good, huh?" "Another round on the house." "There's a place in Glory for a brown man who knows his rank." "You're two able-bodied men of strong stock." "The road to Glory could use more warriors in its fight for our divine providence." "That is just what we were thinking." "Come here, come here." "I know you wanna... you wanna play the war game, but I'm not going anywhere with these psychopaths." "If you don't like them, once we get to the fun, you can just kill them and join the Revolutionaries." "No, Logan, enough's enough." "I'm not doing this." "You actually let loose for once." "You shoot an unarmed man, and now you feel bad because you can't call yourself the hero." "Don't you get it yet?" "There is no such thing as heroes or villains." "It's just a giant... circle jerk." "I think that philosophy says way more about you than it does about the world." "And you... you see the world so clearly?" "You probably think you're on this trip because you're some kind of contender, some... some threat to me." "I picked you precisely because you will never be a threat to anyone." "My sister probably picked you for the same reason." "I earned my place." "Nobody handed it to me." "Right, a lifetime of working hard, following the rules, and you finally reach the pinnacle of your career trajectory..." "Executive vice president, upper middle management." "Do you remember the day that you finally got those three fancy little letters?" "EVP." "You walked into my office in that cheap black suit of yours, and you shook my hand and you thanked me for the opportunity." "That was the best day of your life." "Right, buddy." "That's what I thought." "What does it mean?" "The maze..." "You must follow the maze." "What's wrong with me?" "Perhaps you are unraveling." "Right here." "Easy pumping that nitro into him." "Fill the empties with tequila and seal them up." "Your work for the revolution is not quite done yet, my friend." "Careful." "Slim always had a bad temper." "William, we have to go now." "Lazo's been conning us the whole time." "He was never gonna give the nitro to the Confederados." "We have to run." "Of course we do." "That's how this place works, right?" "They create an urgency, a sense of danger so they can strip us down to something raw, animalistic, primal." "It's a sick game, and I don't want to be a part of it." "This isn't a game." "They'll kill us." "But together," "I know we can find a way out." "How can you be sure?" "There's a voice inside me telling me what I have to do." "And it's telling me I need you." "Shit." "They have Logan." "Help me." "Help me." "No." "No more pretending." "I thought you had no appetite for war, boy." "This... is a declaration of war." "El Lazo set us up." "We can find him for you." "You can find him for us by joining him in hell." "Ah!" "Dolores, run!" "Dolores?" "How did you do that?" "You said... people come here to change the story of their lives." "I imagined a story where I didn't have to be the damsel." "That train is our only chance of making it out of here alive." "Motherfuckers." "You pull that trigger, we'll all go up in a ball of hellfire." "So, why don't you loosen your grip a mite?" "It's okay." "I don't trust him." "Which is the first step to truly knowing me." "Give me your gun, El Lazo." "Now that we're all friends, you can call me Lawrence." "And why don't we settle in?" "It's a long ride to the front." "You want a sip of this swill?" "Don't worry, it ain't nitro." "I'm coming." "Girls are a little worn out, but I can rouse one." " You boys want some company?" " No, just whiskey." "Lawrence's donation must be running low." "But we're short on time." "You need to buck up, Teddy." "I told you no company." "Thought I might join you anyway, as I never like to drink alone." "Well... isn't this a rare honor?" "Teddy... you know who this is?" "I can't say that I do." "Everything good that has ever happened in your life and everything rotten, this is the man you have to thank." "How I'm doing, Robert?" "Any closer to finding what I'm looking for?" "And what is that, exactly?" "Looking for a man named Wyatt." "Killed a rancher back in Sweetwater." "Took his daughter." "That last part doesn't sound familiar." "Figured your stories could use a little embellishment." "You know, I always felt this place was missing... a real villain." "Hence my humble contribution." "I admit, I lack the imagination to even conceive of someone like you." "The urgency, however, doesn't quite fit the character." "It betrays a certain anxiety." "Now, Wyatt, on the other hand, that's something new." "Is he just another stooge for the tourists to mount on their wall at home, or have you finally made a worthy adversary?" "Someone to stop me from... finding the center of the maze?" "And what is it you're hoping to find there?" "You know why you exist, Teddy?" "The world out there, the one you'll never see, was one of plenty." "A fat, soft teat people cling to their entire life." "Every need taken care of... except one..." "Purpose, meaning." "So they come here." "They can be a little scared, a little thrilled, enjoy some sweetly affirmative bullshit, and then they take a fucking picture and they go back home." "But I think there's a deeper meaning hiding under all that." "Something the person who created it wanted to express." "Something true." "Well, if you're looking for the moral of the story, you could simply ask." "I'd need a shovel." "The man I'd be asking died 35 years ago." "Almost took this place with him." "Almost, but not quite, thanks to me." "Or maybe he left something behind." "I wonder what I would find... if I open you up." "Even at death's door, you're still a loyal pet." "Is that why you came here, Robert?" "Try to talk me out of it?" "On the contrary." "Far be it from me to get in the way of a voyage of self-discovery." "Mr. Flood, we must look back and smile at perils past, mustn't we?" "We should get back on the road." "Time's wasting." "Hello, Felix." "It's time you and I had a chat."

"SUBTITLES BY LUIS-SUBS" "Uh-huh." "We get 100 little shits like you, transferred from youth corrections every year." "Now, you got two problems." "One, you done all your time so far with kids, instead of real cons." "So you think you tougher than you actually are." "Two, the guards of the Y.O.S." "still think they can put Humpty back together again." "Which makes you soft." "It means you used to getting away with shit." "Here, you throw an elbow at another inmate, we got a problem." "You understand that?" "Aw, man." "This is gonna be fun." "Hell of a way to make a first impression on your committee, yo." "Pick a fight before you even step off the bus." "Burns." "Let's go." "Shoulder against the wall." "Fuck!" "What, are you nervous?" "These kids have been going to school together forever." "What if they don't like me?" "I know better than you, boy." "They know nothing about you." "You're gonna be great." "There's Larr." "We're here to discuss the enrolment of James Burns into the freshman class of Roosevelt High School, per the request of his mother, Tracy Burns." "Miss Burns, let me be frank with you." "We have some concerns." "Okay." "We're listening." "We've read your son's record, and we're not convinced that our school is the right place for a student with his particular history." "There are other institutions that might be more..." "Wait." "Beneficial." "Are you saying you're-you're not gonna take him?" "Obviously we're..." "This is a public school." "Is this..." "Experiences of abuse that your son endured, but the fact is that James has a record of unstable, even violent behaviour." "He could be a danger to the other children." "Mm-hmm." "You spent 20 minutes with this file, suddenly you're an expert on my son?" "You're the James expert." "Excuse me." "Feel free at any time to step in and do your job." "At 14, James already has convictions for robbery, vandalism, and assault." "He's been institutionalized three times in eight years, once for threatening your boyfriend with a knife." "Jesus, he was ten years old." "The fact is..." "All the required equivalency tests." "Yes, he has." "He wants to enrol here, and his counsellor has declared him fit to do so." "And he will." "And we'll be back." "Come on, let's go." "♪ It's only music" "♪ So what's wrong with music?" "♪ And there's hate" "♪ It's only music" "Hold on." "♪ Deception, injected" "Yeah?" "♪ Shape things to come" "♪ A below birth and break it down from birth ♪" "♪ Cursed, sinning' and killin' 275 million ♪" "♪ Imperfections connected with the greatest invention ♪" "♪ The intentions of flesh" "Yes?" "You know..." "I've heard bullshit like that woman said my whole life." "This is a setback, that's all." "No one said it was gonna be easy." "Whatever." "You've been doing real good these past three months, but you gotta be patient." "You gotta..." "you gotta stay home, you gotta stay outta trouble, you gotta let the lawyer do his job." "Yeah." "No one's gonna drive you to school today if you miss the bus." "Holly, did you finish the milk?" "No." "Fuck it." "♪ Can't you get what you give?" "♪ Gimmie-gimmie what you got" "Hey, what's up?" "Um, hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "I'm good, how are you." "Yo, dude, your toilet's flooded." "Go, go, go, go." "Run, hurry!" "What the hell?" "Goddamn kid, I'll teach you lesson." "Come on." "Come on, come on!" "What are you doing?" "That was crazy!" "I'm Crystal." "I'm James." "You wanna get high?" "I just bought these high tops this year." "150 fuckin' dollars." "You know what the problem is?" "They're made by some kids in China." "Probably doesn't even know what a pair of sneakers looks like." "What are you talking about?" "Yo, I gotta get out of here." "Why?" "If I'm not home by eight, a box pops up my PO's computer and I'm fucked." "Oh shit." "What did you do?" "I brought home a gun." "My mom found it in my sock drawer and freaked, so I got 15 months in juvie." "Wait, are you serious?" "Your mom called the cops." "Yeah." "Your mom." "Yeah." "Damn." "I gotta go." "Oh, no, don't be like that." "Come on." "Come on, I'm just playing with you." "I'm sure Mommy loves you very much." "Shit." "The kids looks about..." "Nine?" "Probably doesn't have a care in the world." "I'm 14." "And fuck you." "I got cares." "So that thing only works at night?" "I guess so." "So what are you doing tomorrow?" "Okay." "Try it now." "Ha-ha." "What's up?" "New fish." "I give him two weeks." "Mm-mm, bullshit." "Three days commissary says Jongo's gonna turn him out quicker'n nothing'." "Oh, shit look at what we got here." "What's up, fresh meat?" "She looks like a little puta to me." "I don't want trouble." "S'all right, Opie." "You'll be safe with us." "We got your back." "Leave it alone, JB." "Guillermo already got beef with you over that beat down you gave his boy at intake." "Yo, Guillermo, why you such a bitch?" "Holy shit, it's fuckin' Dennis the Menace." "You got something to say, white boy?" "Huh?" "Wanna make this about us, or what?" "Nah." "I'm just wondering why a bigger mano like you only has the heart to fuck with the punks." "Fuck you." "You disrespectful little bitch." "You just bought that one." "Everybody get the fuck down!" "Fuck you!" "Get down." "Get up, Burns." "You been here, what?" "Three weeks?" "And how many fights is that, convict?" "'Cause honestly I've lost count." "You know, at first I thought, I dunno, maybe you're trying to prove yourself." "Show the natives they shouldn't mess with you and your baby face." "But now I think, maybe you're just a guy that likes fighting." "Just trying to protect..." "And who the fuck are you?" "Chris Cesario." "I'm new." "No shit!" "You think this asshole is protecting you?" "You think he's your friend?" "Are you this fish's friend, inmate?" "No." "Are you trying to protect him from getting his shit reamed by this wetback or anybody else in my yard?" "No." "Why don't you tell him, inmate?" "I don't give a fuck about you." "You must not care about the ratification committee." "You couldn't possibly." "'Cause you like it here." "I like it here." "The difference is, I like it here because this is my yard." "You like it here 'cause it's an opportunity for you to suck dick!" "Once a loser... always a loser." "Thought you said your mom wasn't home." "Okay, then, why are you afraid?" "Look, Mary, I thought you were cool." "Okay!" "Nice place, Mary." "Oh." "Mary." "You were very cute." "What happened?" "Just like a..." "oh!" "Was this what you were talkin' about?" "Cold?" "Hot?" "Yeah." "Yeah?" "Yeah?" "Hey, Mary." "I knew you were cool." "♪ Uh-oh, there's a new kid in town ♪" "♪ Runnin' round- it's me" "♪ Poured if I came and mothed up your street spot ♪" "♪ Auxiliary runs deep from outta me with ease ♪" "♪ I'll turn your block to a north gathering indeed ♪" "♪ Uh" "Oh..." "I wanna dance." "Dance with me?" "Come on." "♪ Word." "Wait till two AM its on ♪" "♪ I grab some Krylon" "♪ And creeps across ya lawn" "Cool." "♪ Lookers and proceed to boom" "♪ Trash the can, grab the tips, clean my hands, I'm gone ♪" "♪ But now I got a new canvas that I can damage ♪" "♪ Hip-hop distracts I'm onto my platform ♪" "♪ They can't stand it" "♪ They already want my ass gone ♪" "♪ And you would think I'm playing this all ♪" "♪ I paint the world like" "♪ If you ain't out for fame, get out the game ♪" "♪ 'Gainst the grey thug about my name ♪" "♪ Grab your bad, get your hoodie on and get your girl ♪" "♪ We'll be back when they mention ♪" "♪ Though we paintin' the world ♪" "♪ To the kids, say yo, yo, yo ♪" "♪ Gettin' crazy out for fame ♪" "So, Mary..." "Do you get high?" "I have an idea." "Which ones?" "Okay, seriously, stop." "Oh my God, relax, Mary." "It's not like we're gonna steal your mom's jewellery." "Um..." "yes we are." "All right, my bad, ha-ha!" "We are." "Fuck you." "You know, it's a shame you got that thing on your ankle." "'Cause Roc would love you." "Who's Roc?" "Manny and I do some work for him." "Making runs, shit like that." "You mean like drugs?" "Ha-ha!" "Wow." "What?" "When you talk about it, it sounds boring." "Anyone in the game on the East side knows he's got that product." "And he's got 'em shook too, 'cause Roc don't back down from nobody." "Fuck." "It's cold out." "Hey, James." "You know what?" "Any time he wants... your PO can come to this house and search through your shit." "You think he won't haul your ass right back into lockup?" "So tell me, what is this?" "Did you have people over?" "Were you drinking alcohol in my house?" "What about school?" "You know the judge is about to hear your appeal." "And we are so close." "So close to what?" "I've been stuck at home for two months." "And they're still fighting to keep me out." "They don't want me." "Do you know how hard I'm working for you?" "You know what?" "Fuck school!" "I'm tired of being a charity case." "I really am." "You know, I wouldn't even go back to that fucking place now if they begged me!" "You smart ass, you don't mean that." "I know you don't mean that." "Oh yeah?" "If you're so smart, where's Dad?" "Huh?" "Okay, that's real mature and, you know," "I'd love to sit around and whine all day, but I'm actually trying to live up to my God damn responsibilities, so go ahead... fuck up your life!" "See if I care." "So..." "Shower time." "Time to wash those asses." "Get a move on." "Move, move." "James." "James, look out!" "Move out." "Chris!" "They've been at it before, maybe five minutes." "The water in the showers is gonna be turned off." "We're just giving them a bit before we go in and let them wear each other out." "Go!" "Go, go, go, get in there." "Medical!" "I need medical!" "Need medical in shower six!" "Stat!" "A medic!" "Who brought in the shank?" "The kid in critical condition with two stab wounds... he stole a car." "First offence." "Zero record of violence." "His mother comes to visit him every week, together with his girlfriend." "I'm not a snitch." "So what?" "Think your pals aren't gonna talk?" "You don't think that bean eater is gonna say the shank was yours?" "I looked up your arrest report." "You got away that night." "Clean." "You wouldn't even be in here if your girlfriend hadn't sold you out." "Jesus Christ." "Her statement was 12 pages long." "Fuck you!" "Nobody's following this bullshit code of honour but you." "Inside." "Put your hands through." "♪ I either comin' like Noah 'Chu lookin' for, yo?" "I need to talk to Roc." "What'chu got, man?" "Well?" "I need to make some money." "Yo D, who the fuck is this?" "I'm a friend of Crystal's?" "He wasn't talking to you, man." "Crystal?" "Get down here." "Now!" "Bitch talks too much." "You call something for this kid?" "I only met him once." "Not exactly a ringing endorsement, is it?" "I got a general rule that everybody on my crew's old enough to have hair on their dicks." "Yo, I'm not leaving." "Oh, man." "Excuse me?" "Look, I get it." "You take some weak-ass kid under your wing, and you look weak too." "But I'm not asking for a favour." "I got brains." "Plus I can hustle." "And I don't scare easy." "Woof woof woof." "You okay running errands?" "Cleaning the bathroom, shit like that?" "Yeah." "Good." "'Cause we do this, you'll be my bitch." "Take it or leave it, non-negotiable." "I take it." "My bitch!" "Hello?" "Hey." "It's me." "James, what the fuck?" "The police are here every day looking for you." "They pulled Holly out of class." "I'm not coming home." "We can still find a way to fix this." "I love you, but there's nothing else you can do for me." "I know you think I don't understand, but whatever it is, you've decided you have to do right now" "Just tell me where you are and I'll come get you, boy." "Tell Holly to keep her head up." "Hey..." "What was that?" "Don't worry about it." "Yo, this is bullshit, I can help, man." "You don't know shit about packing no ammo." "We'll be done with these faggots in ten minutes." "Your job is to be waiting right here with the key in the ignition." "Okay." "♪ Pop willie pop" "♪ Guess what?" "Aw, freestyle ♪" "♪ Bottom of the gun and is so dramatic ♪" "♪ Like the oceans crashing and the former waves ♪" "♪ Imma pour, it's gonna rain" "♪ And when I pop my style" "♪ You get transformed from the name to a civilized man ♪" "♪ With a mic in the hand selling with gat ♪" "♪ You wanna strap somethin' else follow me rap ♪" "♪ Listen" "♪ Yo, running back doors" "♪ Running back doors" "Hold it!" "You're not so tough now, are you?" "Huh, tough guy?" "Huh?" "You really thought you was gonna come in here and take our shit?" "Ow!" "Oh, shit." "Ah!" "What the shit?" "Manny, grab the shit!" "Shut the fuck up." "Holy shit!" "You, look at me." "Lights out, motherfucker." "Things just got real for you, kid." "Let's go." "Go!" "Bet you'd like to stick your dick in that, huh?" "I'd love to." "I bet that kid doesn't even know what a pussy looks like." "I do." "It looks like Manny." "Ha-ha." "Oh." "Thank you." "Oh." "Look." "The world's a jungle." "Right?" "It's ugly." "That's just how it is." "Guys like me and you survive, 'cause we're the fuckin' lions." "That's half Manny's take from tonight." "You earned it." "But don't take it unless you want what comes with it." "Well, I want it." "No." "I'm not sure you do." "I want the fuckin' money, Roc." "Okay then." "Yes." "Yo, shut up a minute!" "To Jamesy Boy." "Kid can kick up some fuckin' dust." "I gotta take a piss." "Yeah, you go do that." "Yo, Mercedes!" "I wanna introduce you to my new boy." "♪ Sudden yeah" "♪ But you don't know" "♪ I gotta have to try again" "♪ The argument" "♪ And just like that" "♪ It's gone" "♪ You crazy kid" "♪ You let it show" "♪ You're perfect how you got it ♪" "♪ And so forget it" "♪ And just like that" "♪ It's gone" "♪ It's gone" "So I heard you had a really good day today." "Roc's not so easily impressed." "I guess he recognizes talent." "That was on the phone with my mom today." "I told her I'm not coming home." "♪ A sudden hit" "♪ And you don't know" "♪ You don't have to do it again ♪" "♪ And just like that, it's gone ♪" "You wanna dance?" "Yeah." "I do." "You know what the worst thing was about living with my mom?" "It was the constant reminder we weren't gonna make it." "Seeing her putting more and more hours to pay fewer and fewer bills." "Busting her ass trying to work a system that had let her down from day one." "Now my kid sister's in trouble at school." "The teachers all decide she's a bad kid." "She gets labelled and she's fucked." "Because that's how the world works for people like us." "If we let it, you know?" "What?" "You can sleep here if you want to." "Hold." "Open 42." "Watch out!" "Hey, old timer." "You got anything to read?" "Come on, I've been in the hole for three weeks." "I'm going batshit." "I don't wanna be friends, guppy." "I've been down more than three years, I ain't no fish." "JB..." "Guillermo running' his mouth, man." "Punk ass said you snuck him in the shower." "Wants to put a knife in your back." "So what?" "So we should handle that." "Why does nobody test that guy?" "'Cause that guy made it known he didn't wanna be tested." "Motherfucker's got status in the yard." "Killed five people inside and saying he's done two more since." "Hold!" "Planning a vacation?" "Don't talk to me." "Why I'm right?" "'Cause poetic seizures keep me thinking in Morse code, so I write all the Tory hallucinations in sign language, so you can see how it sounds when I write, all right?" "I write keys and escape plans but chain gangs, street gangs turn into literary genius, am I right?" "I rewrite, everybody start, everyone have to write..." "Yard's over!" "Yo." "What's in Rio de "Janeerio"?" "Shut up." "Hit." "Hit." "Somethin' better." "Somethin' better?" "It's pronounced "Janeiro"." "You've been?" "Only in my mind." "I got this kid hurt." "There was a fight in the showers and he got stabbed." "So?" "So, I'm gonna do something about it." "Oh, starting a yard war is a good way to make sure you don't go back to the real world." "Maybe that's what you're scared of." "I'm not scared." "Oh, you think you different than these other assholes?" "News for you, kid." "You're not." "Go!" "Oh, shit!" "Hey." "Um, can I get two grape cigarillos and a pack of racks, please?" "Do you have ID?" "Oh..." "I think I forgot it at home." "Come on, we're friends aren't we?" "Just take it." "What?" "I don't want any trouble." "I've seen you around." "I know you deal drugs." "I'm not robbing you." "I'm paying, see?" "I'm James." "Hey." "Come here." "Let's go somewhere and fuck." "♪ Uh-huh" "♪ It's a fly little low so" "♪ I thought you got that outfit last week week ♪" "♪ When you were shoppin' Call it heavy ♪" "♪ Fly while you catch up on the latest ♪" "Hey yo, slow down." "Yo!" "Are you deaf?" "Hey, yo, slow down." "What, here?" "Yo, pull the fuck over!" "Pull over!" "What the hell is wrong with you?" "You know with the shit we got in the trunk?" "If a cop pulled us over we would get ten years." "Roc sends you on a couple errand boy jobs and suddenly you're fucking invincible?" "No." "Then what?" "What?" "I've invincible all along." "Ugh!" "Plus, with the amount of paper" "I've been puttin' in Roc's pocket, he's gonna start taking me more seriously." "I ain't nobody's bitch, Crystal." "Grimey, fuck this." "Jamesy Boy here, talkin' me into bringing him back to their own crib, to plan their next move." "But once, now look, once he's inside..." "Wha'd you do, man?" "I robbed them." "Oh, shit." "Naw, right?" "Swear to God, no jokes little brother, picks up one of their own pieces, right?" "A'ight." "Mm-hmm, yeah." "Stands one guy, against four." "Eenie, meenie, miney, motherfuckin' Moe." "Shit." "Tells him he's collecting a "disloyalty tax"." "Disloyalty tax." "Hold up." "What the fuck happened after that?" "They shit their pants, is what happened!" "They paid him!" "They pissed all over their rug." "And I end up making money on what's supposed to be a strike against me." "Right?" "But that shit ain't even the point." "Naw." "The point is, Jamesy Boy's got loyalty." "It was good." "I want to talk to you about some ideas I got." "Maybe a couple deals I think I could line up on my own." "All right." "Drink one of these." "Put some fuckin' bass in your voice." "Not now." "Right?" "You keep putting in that work on the smaller jobs, we'll see." "All good?" "Cool." "All right." "By the way, congratulations on Crystal." "Thank God for the sluts, right?" "Hon, look what I found." "What is this, like a diary or some shit?" "You writing down your feelings?" "What are you doing?" "Can you imagine if Roc or Drew found this?" "Give it back!" "Oh my God." "I said give it back to me!" "Oh!" "Calm down." "Hey." "I just didn't know my big tough gangster had a soft and chewy centre." "What?" "Hey!" "Hey." "Come here." "I'm sorry, okay?" "I promise we'll never talk about your diary again." "All right?" "How was your drive?" "Long." "There was construction, the weather's shit, of course." "How's Holly?" "Better." "She says hi." "She looks like she might actually..." "make good." "I guess I probably helped with that." ""Now you best behave yourself or you'll end up" "You haven't ended up like anything yet." "God, I hate..." "I hate this place." "I could've been here too." "No, you wouldn't have." "Thanks." "What do you want for Christmas?" "What?" "Your hearing's in five weeks, it's your first Christmas in four years, you can bet there's gonna be something under the tree." "When was the last time you got a tree?" "I'm getting you a kickass present, so unless you want socks, you better say something." "Just a hearing, Mom." "We've both got dealt shitty hands, boy, but things are gonna get better?" "Yeah." "Yo." "Well?" "Is it honest?" "Yeah." "Why the hell do you care what I think?" "You really kill five people?" "There's a giant bay... and in the middle there's a rock... and way up high on the mountain... there's a 100-foot tall statue of Jesus Christ... with his arms spread out." "They speak Spanish there, right?" "Naw." "No, Portuguese." "It's the only country in South America where they don't speak Spanish." "And they eat those, um... those little bananas, right?" "Plantains." "Hmm." "Now you keep writing." "It don't matter about what, it don't even matter if it's good or not." "You do everything you can to just block this shit out." "Just block it out." "Prisons are packed with crowded spaces." "Lifers and guards, with hollow faces." "Amongst the sea..." "But amongst the sea of tribulation..." "♪ Well, I'm waiting on a day when the people walk free ♪" "♪ To see and the penitentiary is on fire ♪" "♪ There's only to be your mother ♪" "♪ Or your brother or the one to come before you for ♪" "♪ I'm waiting on a time when the people walk free to see ♪" "♪ And the penitentiary in our mind ♪" "♪ There's no need to bleed for your father ♪" "♪ Or your son all the the one that you recall ♪" "♪ When the penitentiary is on fire ♪" "♪ When the penitentiary is on fire ♪" "♪ I'm waiting on a day when the people come free ♪" "Cesario, get up man." "You gotta show them you're strong, get the fuck up, man." "All right." "What's up with you?" "What's up, ha." "Read that." "I had a girl on the outside too." "I was crazy for her." "But after I went down, she stopped talking." "It's tough." "But it's not the end of the world." "I guess so, ha." "Stephanie was like the whole reason I kept going." "Two fucking years." "So, you know, um, when I was in the med ward, there were these visitors that would come in and read to us." "One of them told me something." "That we have the right to file a formal complaint and bypass the COs, and go straight to the administration." "You can't do that." "If there's an investigation, maybe they'll... maybe they'll transfer me out of here." "Where do you think you are?" "Administration would never side with an inmate against the system." "Everybody looks out for their own." "All right." "You're close." "Just keep your head down." "All right, once you're out of here, you'll get a new girlfriend with bigger tits." "Yeah?" "You promise?" "Did your old girlfriend have big tits?" "Um, I... no." "I promise." "What are you doin' here?" "Thought Roc was sending Drew?" "He couldn't come." "It's just me." "Who the fuck are you?" "We're here to collect for Roc." "The fuck you are." "I deals with Roc." "Not his little schoolboy bitches." "Come on, man." "You know we work for Roc, it doesn't have to be that way." "Actually, let's do it exactly this way." "You wanna test us?" "Fine." "Pick it up." "Pick it up!" "Okay, you pick it up." "James, let's just..." "Pick it up!" "Now where's the money?" "What do you see here, man?" "Is this a fucking game of cops and robbers?" "I don't have any." "Bullshit." "Bullshit!" "What's in the safe?" "Shut up!" "Stop screaming!" "What are you doing?" "Yo!" "What are you doing?" "Bro, somebody's gonna see you." "What the fuck!" "You're insane!" "Holy shit!" "What?" "Look at this!" "How much you think this shit's worth?" "You're an idiot." "What was I supposed to do?" "Turn around and leave the room with my tail between my fucking legs?" "With a gun on you?" "Yeah." "That's exactly what you're supposed to do." "You wanna live to be like Roc?" "Then you gotta be smart." "Stop doing 90 with a trunk full of drugs." "I'd rather die young than just coast through life without ever stepping up." "Being a man is about taking initiative." "A man?" "You're not a man." "You're just a little boy with a death wish." "Fuck you!" "Grow up!" "What about Roc?" "Is he a man?" "Is that why you fucked him?" "James." "Stop." "What about those guys in the club?" "Are they men too?" "I said stop." "You're just a piece of ass to them." "That's all you'll ever be." "Don't you fucking walk away from me!" "Unlock the fridge!" "Unlock the fucking fridge!" "Hello?" "Shit." "I'm sorry." "You have ID?" "Um..." "It's my dad's store." "We live next door." "I help out when I'm not in school." "I dunno if you know this, but there's some lunatics running around this hood." "Especially at this time of night." "He's drunk." "So it's either do it myself or we lose the business for the night." "Fair enough." "Anyway, I can handle myself." "What happened to your hand?" "You scared of me?" "I don't know." "Maybe." "You want a cigarette?" "Maybe." "Thanks." "And what are you doing?" "Magic trick." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "'Kay..." "You see?" "Full pack." "Mm-hmm." "But wait." "Little shake." "And... they're gone." "But wait..." "They're back." "No way!" "Way." "Oh!" "I applaud you." "Who was that girl you were with last week?" "Oh... that is, um, Crystal." "She's all right." "What the fuck did you do?" "Roc." "Calm down, bro." "This guy was trying to screw you over." "I was just showing a little initiative." "A little initiative?" "Yeah." "I'm doing this shit for you, man." "Oh." "Thank God." "'Cause, see, that's not what I thought." "I thought you got your pride wounded." "And that you stupidly, without thinking about it, burned one of my contacts." "My business partners." "Just to make yourself feel better." "That's not how it is..." "Shut the fuck up!" "It's not how it..." "Shut up!" "That's not all!" "I also thought you stole a huge fucking bag of guns and brought it back to my house!" "I oughta fill you with fucking lead." "James..." "Then, James, I thought no." "No." "Jamesy Boy wouldn't do that." "Jamesy Boy's smart." "Jamesy Boy would know that guns are a shit business." "'Cause if we sell them on the street... any punk bitch who gets busted with one just to get a couple years knocked off their time!" "Fuckin' James." "That is my money in that bag." "You and D are gonna figure out a way to fix this." "You feel me?" "Yeah." "Hmm?" "Yeah." "Come in." "Sorry to bother you, sir." "This is with the medical kites." "Put him in room four." "Sir." "Must be important... if you wanna talk to me." "Take Cesario off the yard until his hearing." "Put him in PC." "He's too weak." "You don't get into a fight for a week, I'm supposed to think you grew a heart." "Somebody's gonna hurt him?" "Great." "Gimme a name." "This is an inmate who was involved in a near fatal knife fight in my shower room." "That's bullshit..." "No, but I don't know that because, see, you didn't make a statement at the time, did you?" "So you're gonna let the kid die to teach me a fucking lesson?" "Hey, watch your tone, convict." "Remember who you're talking to." "There are 30,000 people incarcerated in this state right at this very minute, you know how many work here?" "3,000." "Total." "My cos come to work ten hours a day completely surrounded by assholes like you who spend 24 trying out how to murder him." "Big badge of honour to take down a corrections officer, ain't that right?" "No, for Chris..." "If I can't afford to make the distinction... you think I'm an asshole because it's fun?" "I do it... because that's how my guys survive." "I'm taking a real risk sitting down with you right now." "I'm asking you." "Person to person." "There's nothing I can do." "Hey, yo, white boy..." "Heard you been talking to Falton." "You mention me, or any one of my soldagos..." "I'll make sure you get your throat cut." "Hey, controllate." "It ain't my fault your little bitch ass boyfriend keeps on falling down stairs." "You're gonna fuck up his release, you know that?" "Do something." "You ain't got no heart." "Do something, white boy." "Come on." "Hit me." "I wanna see them revoke your ass." "Right here." "Free shot, white boy." "Take your shot, right here." "Yo, wreck that motherfucker, JB." "Do something!" "Excuse me." "Can I help you?" "Uh, yeah." "Is Sarah around?" "Do you know what damn time it is?" "Dad, it's okay." "I used to take walks like this with my mom." "Yeah?" "Before she got sick." "The spine, yeah." "She got better." "But she hasn't been the same since." "I think for a while there she thought she was gonna die and she was disappointed that the world didn't stop." "My dad still had the store, I still went to school." "I made her angry." "Man, you don't hold back, do you." "I can stop if you want." "No, I didn't mean it like that." "I've been institutionalized since I was six." "What did you do when you were six?" "I was an angry kid." "I used to get into fights, break things, shit like that." "My whole life I've never been to a regular school." "And as far as I can remember, every room I walked into... they already knew I was a lost cause." "All I want... is a normal life." "What if a man came from the future and said you'd have a happy life?" "What if he showed you your future wife and your children and you're all totally happy?" "Would you be scared?" "I don't know." "Not that it matters." "I'm not the kind of girl that rises above all this." "I'm not so pretty and I don't do that well in school." "Nobody's coming from the future to tell us anything." "Maybe that's true." "But... you are pretty." "♪ I been down" "♪ I been down" "♪ A different road" "♪ I been out" "♪ I have been out of control ♪" "♪ But when you touch me" "♪ like yeah, yeah" "♪ I get my senses back" "♪ Yeah" "♪ So now feelin' all right" "♪ 'Cause nothing feels like" "♪ When you're holding on" "♪ Say I feel all right" "♪ 'Cause nothing feels like" "♪ When you're holding" "I'm sorry." "♪ When you're holding" "♪ I'm feeling all right" "♪ 'Cause nothing feels like" "♪ When you're holding on" "♪ When you're holding on" "♪ I wanna treat you" "♪ Like you wanna be treated" "Any news?" "Oh yeah." "Cesario got revocated." "Six years." "Heh..." "What's the matter, Burns?" "You look sad." "Who is that?" "Hey!" "That's James." "My friends, Robyn." "Hey, what's up?" "You got to school here?" "Uh, James goes to Roosevelt." "Wanna play some ball?" "We need another person." "Sure." "All right." "James is on my team." "Cool." "Ball, ball, ball!" "Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" "Woo!" "Get your man!" "Ah!" "James!" "Woo!" "Did you see that?" "I didn't know you could play ball." "Yeah." "One of many skills I learned courtesy of the state." "Yo, James." "Hurry up man." "Yo!" "Ew, you're all sweating." "'Kay, I'm gonna go play." "All right." "What are you always writing about?" "Nothing." "I'm gonna take you away from this shithole neighbourhood." "That sounds nice." "Things are gonna be different." "We're gonna be different." "Good." "Look who decided to visit." "You know, it's like you're never here anymore." "I'm leaving." "The fuck you are." "This isn't a good place, Crystal." "It's a dead end." "You should get out too." "With who?" "With you?" "Do you love me?" "No." "You don't." "You'd rather fuck that ugly bitch from the store, right?" "Don't talk about her like that." "Where you been that past two weeks?" "Huh?" "You been sleeping at her house?" "You're stupid." "You pathetic little boy." "And you're never gonna find another woman like me." "You wanna what me and Roc did last night?" "Yo!" "Where you going?" "I got the call this morning." "Chuck found the body." "The deal's tonight." "What happened to loyalty, James?" "What happened to riding 'till the wheels fall off?" "Yo." "I'm the guy who took you in off the street and gave you your shot." "I don't owe you anything, Roc." "Okay." "Let me paint you a picture, Jamesy Boy." "One year from now, and we kicking it at the club, doing better than ever, wearing rollies." "Reminiscing." "You know what we're talking about?" "We talkin' about James, the pussy." "James, who was less than a man, and turned his back on his brothers." "You walk down that street..." "Yo..." "That's your legacy, kid." "All right, just tonight." "See, D?" "I told you we could count on him." "Jamesy Boy's the man." "You know the drills, ladies." "On the line." "Have those ID badges out." "Here we go." "Move it in, mate, let's go." "On the line." "Line 'em up!" "Let me see that badge." "Fall in." "Let's go." "Hold!" "Hold up." "Check him out!" "Check him out." "Check him..." "oh, hey, yo." "Hey, yo!" "You little whore, you better jump, 'cause I'm gonna make you wish you had." "Don't come any closer." "Officer, stand down!" "Cesario, do not do this on my watch!" "You hear me boy?" "Chris." "Chris!" "We can talk about this, son." "Come to the office, we'll straighten this out." "Do it!" "Come on!" "He's doing it!" "Think about what you're fucking doing right now!" "No!" "Cut him down." "Get him up." "Sir." "Get to your feet, inmate." "Get up!" "This is over." "You understand me?" "Look at me!" "This is over!" "It did not have to happen." "Lock it down." "Lock it down!" "Move the fuck back!" "The fuck... no!" "God damn it!" "God damn!" "Calm the fuck down!" "Calm fuckin' down!" "Stop!" "Right now!" "Let him go." "He hit you!" "That is an order!" "Put him back in his cell." "Check that." "Put him in the hole." "Lock it down." "Lock it down!" "Yo, something's up, bro." "No, it's not." "Be easy." "Text him again." "There you are, right there." "James..." "Drew." "A'ight, a'ight, fellas." "These are my boys, Easy and Flash right here, yo." "What's good, man?" "S'all good, man." "What you guys got?" "Uh, I got you man." "Yeah, yeah, check that out, man." "All right, that's what I'm talking about." "It's looking good, man." "Yo, E, man, put this shit in the trunk." "Yo, back up, back up, back up." "Chill, chill." "Look, yo, take, chill, look..." "You think I'm stupid, man?" "They good for it, I promise..." "Yo, show us the money first." "Man, hold up." "James, chill." "Hey, man, do it, yo." "Do it, man." "Pay." "Let's get that money, yo." "You gon' get your money." "You wanna get paid, right?" "Yo, E, man, hurry up." "Motherfucker." "Yeah!" "Get the fuck outta here, man." "There's no way out." "They're gonna have to come back." "Oh!" "Come on!" "Yeah, I see a single gun," "I kill every one of you motherfuckers." "Man, get the guns!" "Yeah." "Oh, shit!" "Man..." "They're gonna run the tags on the car." "We gotta get out of town." "You comin' or not?" "Fuck you." "Sarah!" "Sarah!" "Oh my God, what happened to you?" "We need to get out of this city, right now." "What did you do?" "Pack up some things." "We'll go somewhere far away where nobody knows us." "What are you talking about?" "There's my family, the store." "I can't just leave." "But it's what we promised." "No, it's not." "Are the police looking for you?" "You're asking me to throw my whole life away, James." "I won't do that." "You're the only thing..." "I have left." "I'm sorry." "♪ I been ridin'" "♪ To my favourite timin'" "♪ It's too bad your timin'" "♪ It just never came" "♪ Well, I don't know how else to say ♪" "♪ In a different way" "♪ But why don't you" "♪ Just" "♪ Fade away" "♪ 'Cause there's a battle goin' on ♪" "♪ Down South of Babylon" "♪ So why don't you just fade away ♪" "Lieutenant Falton, thank you for your patience." "Of course, ma'am." "James Burns, 18 years old, originally arrested four years ago for selling of firearms, drug possession and illegal possession of a firearm." "Do you know the inmate we're talking about?" "Yes." "How long has he been housed with you?" "Four months." "And you oversee the level five portion of the jail where Mr. Burns was assigned because of his history of institutional violence, correct?" "Yes, ma'am, I do." "Three months ago, the prisoner was involved in an altercation in the shower room where another inmate was stabbed with a homemade weapon." "Well, well, well, there was some other..." "Yes, I know, please." "Yes." "And the prisoner who was injured had no record of violence up until that point?" "That is correct." "Two weeks ago, Mr. Burns was involved in an additional altercation during roll call, in which he severely injured another inmate, beating him with his fists, and in the course of that altercation, he struck an officer?" "Yes." "Lieutenant Falton, is there something you'd like to add?" "I'm sorry, excuse me?" "Is there some other fact or series of facts that you'd like to privy the committee's attention?" "Lieutenant Falton..." "No, ma'am." "Come on, man, what the fuck?" "Can't take the heat?" "Get the fuck out of the game!" "Oh, for real, that's how you think..." "Yeah, that's how I'm gonna play." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "Yo, get off my back, Conrad." "Yeah, let me beat the shit out this white boy." "This is what I'm gonna use to dig your eyes out of your skull and feed 'em to your homeboys." "Now get the fuck outta here." "What's wrong with you?" "Don't you have a hearing tomorrow morning?" "They're gonna revocate me anyway." "There's nothing I can do." "No, son, I've seen stranger things happen." "I've seen convicts who wore suits to walk be revocated." "I've seen convicts who ain't got no business outside that gate get released." "The people on that panel are just that." "They're people." "And all you gotta do is convince one." "Yeah." "I still got my pride." "Oh, man, fuck that." "I bet you think you being brave, huh?" "Stoic." "You're not." "You're letting yourself become a statistic." "Yeah?" "It's easy for you to say..." "lifer." "Huh, motherfucker, huh?" "Who the fuck you talkin' to?" "You think I won't break your motherfuckin' neck right now?" "I'd give every limb I got for 1% chance at a real life." "Or a whisper of hope to take a shit in privacy, huh." "Now, if you wanna take the pass, you go ahead and take it, you done this shit before, motherfucker." "But don't you dare pretend that that shit is courage." "Don't you dare." "That's some weak-ass, fake-ass," "And you keep playing pussy around here, you gonna get fucked." "You got some pretty ass eyes, bitch." "Before this committee renders its decision, is there anything that the inmate would like to say?" "Not too long ago..." "I saw an inmate kill himself." "He was my friend." "But I wasn't his, you know?" "And maybe I could've helped, I don't know." "But I'm gonna have to live with that for the rest of my life." "And I don't think I've let the people in my life down by making the wrong choices." "I think I let them down by convincing myself..." "I never had a choice to begin with." "You're not the first committee to sit at a table and tell me..." "I deserve to be an outcast." "And maybe you're not the last." "But for the rest of my life... people will look at me and know I was here." "They'll question my integrity... and say I'm a monster." "But this... right here... it's different." "It's different because for the first time in my life..." "I don't believe you." "Everything you've got written there..." "I did it." "And most of it I regret." "But..." "No." "I don't have an excuse." "I don't have an explanation." "And if that means I need to spend four to six more years before I get another chance... fine." "I'm gonna have to live with that too." "But I will get another chance." "And when I do..." "I'm gonna fuckin' own it." "That's all." "This is it." "If I see you again..." "I'mma kill you." "♪ When you're so long gone" "♪ you can't help yourself" "You can change over there." "♪ When you're so dead wrong" "♪ Let alone no one else" "♪ Well, the children still dying in the street ♪" "♪ And babies still living with disease ♪" "♪ And the cops got guns and poor folks got sons ♪" "♪ That work for Mr. Franklin every week ♪" "♪ And if you come lookin' for hard times ♪" "Hands!" "Let me see your hands!" "♪ Hard times ain't hard to find ♪" "Get on the ground, now!" "Now!" "♪ 'Cause we're given that lifeline ♪" "♪ Only once in a lifetime" "♪ Baby, we was born" "♪ Baby, we were born" "♪ To be sure, to endure" "♪ When the storm comes" "♪ Got them sad eyes" "♪ Got them cat eyes" "♪ Got your angels tired" "♪ From saving your life" "♪ So you would be best" "♪ To contain yourself" "♪ Before you end up killed" "♪ Get his bare feet" "♪ Touching her bare feet" "♪ The air breathes sweet" "♪ At the mountains peak" "♪ And I forgot" "♪ What the wise man said" "♪ About that ancient thread" "♪ And if you've come looking for hard times ♪" "♪ Hard times ain't hard to find ♪" "♪ Cause we" "Mom." "♪ Given that lifeline" "♪ Only once in a lifetime" "♪ Baby, we was born" "♪ Maybe we were born" "♪ To be sure to adore" "♪ When storm comes" "♪ Baby, we was born" "♪ Maybe we were born" "Oh, yeah." "Um..." "I wanted to give you a head start." "Thank you." "Want some chicken?" "Oh, shit." "Get the fuck outta here." "Come here, boy." "Welcome home." "How you doing?" "Come on, man, what's a guy like you doing working in the dump like this?" "Just trying to stay afloat." "You know it's tough to get a good job with a felony rap." "Yeah." "But it makes me sad." "Listen, I got few things going for me right now." "And I can always use good people like you." "You say the words, I'll put you on deck." "Have you driving a new fuckin' car by the end of the week." "No." "I'm trying to fly straight this time." "Do things right." "Oh, okay." "Can't help a man out that doesn't wanna be helped." "Good luck at finding things you want outta life at $7.50 an hour." "Holla at me when you wanna get serious." "♪ People give them distractions ♪" "♪ Robbed and maimed a soul ♪" "♪ Pain of success" "♪ Ya head" "♪ Now just a spit of butter figure way to move it ♪" "Who the hell are you?" "I'm James." "I was just wondering if Sarah's around." "I wanted to talk to her." "She doesn't live here anymore." "You got engaged." "Yeah." "Jake's at work." "What does he do?" "Uh, he's a garbage collector." "He's a good man." "You're happy." "Yeah." "I'm sorry I didn't visit." "You did the right thing." "You moved on." "Was it horrible?" "Came through all right." "The trick is to find something that you love... and hold onto that..." "James." "I wrote poetry." "Everywhere I go in this city" "I feel like there's something trying to pull me back into my old life." "It's harder than I thought it'd be." "And I need to get out." "Where will you go?" "Far from here." "Start over." "New York." "I dunno." "I can't afford New York, but..." "James?" "Yeah?" "Tell me a poem." "Please?" "Okay." "In my mind, there's a boy who exists in chains." "Inside a cold, dark room of painful solitude is where he will remain." "Behind these walls the sorrow is inevitable, as relentless as the passage of time." "Mentalities corrupt and dark, brainwashed, and hopelessly blind." "Prisons are packed with crowded spaces, lifers and guards with hollow faces." "Shackled hearts afraid of changes, and weakened wills become complacent." "Yet, I maintain with patience, time can limit but not shatter my will, strength blazed across my chest as solid as penitentiary steel." "But the silence speaks, it tells me all I need to hear, it confirms my beliefs and its promises I have to fear." "It reminds me that without freedom, I'm alone." "And these whitewashed walls don't make up for blackened souls." "I've given 95% of my boys a handshake than a pound, before they were either locked down or buried off in cemetery grounds." "What I've done is who I am, but who I am is what I do now." "I won't let up or cease to fight." "Just time, I plan on doing it right." "And what's right lies within me." "I'm learning to appreciate my struggle for it would be hard to find the joy of accomplishment without it." "We live and we learn." "We rise and we fall." "Like the heartbeat of a sleeping giant, with bittersweet dreams." "Stay up, never down." "♪ Well, she won't give in" "♪ She won't crack a smile or a grin ♪" "♪ Well, she won't give in" "♪ But she sure is different" "♪ Well, it's written in red all in her eyes ♪" "♪ There's no disguise" "♪ Well, she lost so much in Tivoli ♪" "♪ Together we could go home" "♪ Where they ain't no more pain ♪" "♪ Here we could fly" "♪ Where there's time for you and I ♪" "♪ Together we can walk to the river ♪" "♪ Stand with the families" "♪ Pull to sounds of the band from Atlantis ♪" "♪ One lovely day, one lovely day ♪" "♪ One lovely day, one lovely day ♪" "♪ Well, she wanted all" "♪ The feelings they got so strong ♪" "♪ Well, she wanted all" "♪ Then I'm never gonna leave her alone ♪" "♪ Well, it's written in red all in her eyes ♪" "♪ There's no disguise" "♪ Well she lost so much in Tivoli ♪" "♪ Together we could go" "♪ Where they ain't no more pain ♪" "♪ Together we could fly" "♪ Where there's time for you and I ♪" "♪ Together we can walk to the river ♪" "♪ Stand with the families" "♪ Pull to sounds of the band from Atlantis ♪" "♪ One lovely day, one lovely day ♪" "♪ One lovely" "♪ Day" "♪ Uh!" "♪ Is this the first day of the rest of my life or ♪" "♪ What's the sort of deal, what's to fight for ♪" "♪ I wrote about every sight sore ♪" "♪ So I need a reason to write more ♪" "♪ My pen, I feel I should just put it down ♪" "♪ And quit music regardless of how good it sounds ♪" "♪ Just concentrate on my nine to five ♪" "♪ Finally get that promotion" "♪ Uh!" "♪ No more begging people to post my songs ♪" "♪ Just to have these so-called critics exposed ♪" "♪ My rooms and ignore my fright ♪" "♪ Sickness they can't see my vision ♪" "♪ They got poor eyesight" "♪ Well, maybe I do" "♪ Either way I'm proud" "♪ That I even had a fan to say goodbye to ♪" "♪ Most of them never even have debt ♪" "♪ I was not supposed to even have rent ♪" "♪ But I can support it" "♪ Oh the stars, on me ♪" "♪ Still nobody knows my name" "♪ What it would be" "♪ If life were the same" "♪ As that day" "♪ My dreams had prayed for ♪" "♪ What it can be" "♪ Is this the first day of the rest of my career ♪" "♪ Or is it just the last breath that I can share ♪" "♪ Uh, I wrote about every dream ♪" "♪ Every minute of my life" "♪ Every chapter, every scene" "♪ Auditioning for the lead" "♪ Memorized every page" "♪ But ended up in the audience" "♪ Staring up at the stage" "♪ Wishing it was me, reciting all those lines ♪" "♪ With the audience captivated, listening to me ♪" "♪ But, uh" "♪ This audience is full of actors, well ♪" "♪ Wanna be actors, they can't act as well ♪" "♪ To all them that stays, the seats are empty ♪" "♪ Where's all the hip hop fans, they're all MCs ♪" "♪ So even if I'm better than the rest ♪" "♪ We're all in the competition ♪" "♪ So who's there to impress" "♪ A crowd full of performers lining up in front of me ♪" "♪ Open mic signing up in front of me ♪" "♪ Because they wanna be" "♪ Stars, on me" "♪ Still nobody" "♪ Knows my name" "♪ What it would be" "♪ If life were the same" "♪ As that day" "♪ My dreams had prayed for ♪" "♪ What it can be" "♪ Stars, on me" "♪ Still nobody knows" "♪ My name" "♪ What it can be" "♪ If life were the same" "♪ As that day" "♪ My dreams had prayed for ♪"

"Is this a pirate, or is this a pirate ?" "Lynn ?" "It's a pirate, mom." "Willie ?" "Definitely a pirate." "Good morning." "What are you wearing ?" "A touch of your aftershave." "I meant those silly glasses." "Silly glasses ?" "Look who's talking." "This is my halloween costume." "What are you supposed to be ?" "Gene shalit." "Too obscure ?" "You're not planning on trick-Or-Treating, are you ?" "Are you kidding?" "I can't wait." "I'm coming back with a bag full of candy apples," "Popcorn balls," "And cats." "No one's going to give you a cat." "That's right." "You have to bob for cats." "**" "What's the matter ?" "I can't sleep." "It's my job promotion." "I think i blew it." "What ?" "Honey, how ?" "Today mr." "Burke took me off that teen runaway project." "I was working on it for 3 months !" "You're kidding !" "No." "He needs me, he says," "For an internal investigation." "I have to go through the files," "And see if i can locate" "His missing water cooler." "Well, i hope you yelled at him." "I sure did !" "But, i think i can kiss that promotion goodbye." "You can kiss me good night." "I'm proud of you." "Yeah ?" "Yeah !" "Oh good !" "You're up !" "Get out of here !" "Not until we get halloween straightened out." "We already said "no", alf." "You can't go out trick-Or-Treating !" "Forget that fear of cavities." "I brush once a month, like clockwork !" "We're not talking about cavities." "We're talking about somebody seeing you." "You leave me no choice." "Read it and weep." ""Free the halloween one"?" "It's a petition signed by america's prominent citizens." ""We demand that you let alf go trick-Or-Treating."" "Signed presidents reagan, carter, ford, lincoln," "And mercury." "This is your handwriting." "Hey, it's a joke !" "My way of saying, let the funny alien" "Have a crack at the outside world" "For one lousy night!" "No !" "I'm taking this to the supreme court !" "All the way to chief justice pontiac, i suppose." "Look, i'll make you a deal." "You let me go," "And i'll tell you how to get that promotion." "How do you know about that ?" "The amazing alf knows everything !" "Was the amazing alf listening at our door ?" "The amazing alf never reveals his secrets." "What we have to do," "Get the boss-Man to like you again." "Invite him to a party and butter him up." "I'm not giving a party to butter up my boss !" "Who do you think i am, dagwood bumstead ?" "Think very carefully," "Before you answer that !" "A party might be fun." "I can't think of the last time we had a party." "Our social life has gone to pot since ..." "Since you know who arrived." "Who ?" "You." "You mean all those complaints about you know who, " "It was me ?" "What do you say, honey ?" "Let's have a party." "Okay, but not my boss." "I'll handle mr." "Burke myself," "In my own way." "Oh, good thinking.Have a party and exclude the boss." "Better yet, walk in tomorrow and hit him with mud !" "[Door bell]" "Trick-Or treat." "What do we have here ?" "We're the 3 stooges." "Three ?" "Well, moe had to go to the bathroom." "Oh." "Well, take one for moe." "Thank you." "Happy halloween." "Happy halloween." "Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck." "More stooges ?" "Yeah." "Okay, now where is alf ?" "He's in the garage." "Kate, the house looks great." "Of course, that's probably because alf's in the garage." "[Door bell] trick-Or-Treat." "Oh, brian, just open the door." "[Kate] oh, blackbeard is home !" "And look at all that booty, argh !" "I want to go out again." "Brian, we went to 32 houses !" "In 8 minutes !" "I had to get back to change for the party." "Lizard will be here any minute." "Lizard ?" "You heard that too ?" "What kind of name is lizard ?" "I have a friend in school called frog." "Why do they call him that ?" "Because he's a frog." "It makes sense." "I've got to go to the garage" "And give alf his share of the candy." "70 percent." "70 percent is a lot !" "He wanted 90 !" "Whoa !" "Yeah !" "Great haul, brian !" "Thanks." "I'll guard these." "You get back in the house." "The party's going to start soon." "I hate parties." "Everyone pats me on the head," "And says i'm growing up too fast." "Cut the small talk !" "Let's divide the loot !" "Okay, one for you," "One for me." "One for you." "One for me." "One for me." "One for me." "Not so fast, me bucko !" "You are growing up too fast !" "We'll do this right." "One for me." "One for you." "Did you see alf ?" "Yeah, and i still have some candy left !" "He must be losing his touch." "[Door bell]" "I'll get it." "Hi, lynn." "Hi, lizard." "Mom, dad, this is lizard." "Hello, ...lizard." "You can call me eric." "He got his nickname in biology class." "He removed a brain tumor from a lizard." "Now it's as good as new !" "Well, not really." "It can only flick its tongue to the left." "[Door bell]" "Howdy, partner." "Hey, ed." "Bernice." "Look at you !" "You're wearing costumes." "We call them duds." "Why don't we mosey on over and rustle up some brie." "[Door bell]" "Hello." "Who are you ?" "We're the burkes." "It's my boss !" "This must be brian." "You're growing up too fast." "That's it." "I'm going to bed." "Did you invite them ?" "Of course not !" "Why is he here ?" "Why the costumes ?" "Maybe they're just trick-Or-Treating." "What am i supposed to do " "Offer them candy and send them on their way ?" "Hello." "Thank you for inviting us." "You're welcome ..." "your majesties." "Won't you make yourself at home." "Our castle is your castle." "[Door bell]" "How come you told me this was a costume party ?" "Because that's what the invitation said." "Make yourself at home, won't you." "Somebody seems to have invited the burkes," "And also told all these people to wear costumes." "I don't know who that was, or why he did it," "But, i'm going to go into the garage and strangle him." "[Door bell]" "Kate, willie !" "Gordon shumway." "Long time no see !" "Hope you don't mind, i parked behind your boss." "Hey, you look good in vinyl." "How are you doing ?" "Nice to meet you." "Happy halloween everybody !" "[Everyone] happy halloween !" "Say, what are you doing here ?" "Greeting the guests." "Hey, tex !" "Looks like you're putting on weight." "Ha, ha !" "Could i speak with you in the kitchen ?" "Hey, not now willie." "Your pumpkin's on fire." "His pumpkin is on fire !" "Come here !" "Well, who is little this guy?" "This is gordon, everyone." "Gordon's an old friend of our family." "Don't mention his height." "He's very sensitive." "Hey, cowgirl." "Nice calves." "Ha !" "Nice calves !" "Okay, mister." "I want the truth !" "And i want it now !" "All right." "Your hair is thinning." "You got a hold of our guest list, didn't you." "You called people and told them to wear costumes" "Just so you could come." "You dragged me in here to tell me things i already know ?" "On top of that, you invited the burkes !" "Again, old news." "Just tell me why." "Because i want you to get that promotion." "Get out there and start kissing up." "[Kissing sounds]" "I'm not kissing up to anyone." "Especially, not walter burke !" "I knew you wouldn't." "That's why i'm here to do it for you." "Oh, wally !" "No , wait !" "You can't go out there." "What if they discover you're an alien ?" "They won't !" "They'll think i'm wearing a costume." "See !" "Where did you get that zipper ?" "You know that old jacket you were going to throw out ?" "Yeah." "Better hang on to it." "I ripped this out of your new raincoat." "All right go on." "Go out there." "I don't care." "Go on." "Blow your cover, that's fine !" "Just do me one favor." "Okay, okay." "I'll do my elvis impression." "Please, keep away from my boss." "No problem." "He seems like a yutz, anyway." "[Alf] okay everybody, let's tear this place apart." "We're out of onion dip and meatballs." "How do you like lizard ?" "I like him." "He's intelligent, polite, well groomed." "Does he have a van ?" "No." "I love him !" "What's alf doing ?" "His elvis impression." "Well, thank you." "Thank you very much." "I'd like to dedicate that last song," "To my hunk of burning love," "Bernice." "Oh, elvis," "Love me tender !" "I will, momma." "But, now excuse me." "I've got to work the room." "Hey, so what did you think, liz ?" "The king lives." "Thanks." "Hey, science question " "If there were an alien life form," "What would he be like ?" "Huh ?" "Are you deaf ?" "I'm trying to get some insight." "You're an egghead, aren't you ?" "I do well scholastically." "Yeah, right." "What about aliens ?" "They'd probably have highly developed brains and be very advanced." "Well, thank you." "Oh good, more food." "Sorry, gordo." "We weren't expecting this many guests." "You're telling me !" "Your boss eats like he's going to the chair." "How's the kissing up going ?" "I'm not kissing up to anyone." "I haven't done anything wrong." "Play hard ball." "I like it." "Hi.Mind if i take one of these ?" "Hey, why hold back now ?" "I can't believe it." "Alf is going to put a lamp shade on his head." "That is the corniest" "Party gag there is !" "[Laughter]" "But, somehow he makes it work." "He's the life of this party." "Even walter burke is having a good time." "Honey, you might get that promotion after all." "Sounds like alf might get the promotion." "I don't want to work for alf." "We already do." "Gordo!" "Gordo!" "Gordo!" "Gordo!" "Gordo!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Yeah!" "Hey, thank you." "We couldn't do this back home." "Of course, we didn't have gravity." "Ha ha !" "Just kidding, tanners." "Ha !" "Who's next ?" "How about walter burke ?" "Oh, no." "[Crowd chanting "walter"]" "Not walter !" "Not walter !" "Walter, give it a try." "No.What about my bad back ?" "Go for it !" "It's halloween." "What are you -- A wuss ?" "Come on, walter." "Be a man !" "All right." "Yeah !" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Ow!" "Mr. Burke, are you all right ?" "Just get me to a hard, flat surface." "Hey, don't expect high marks on technique." "Here you go." "Oh, my." "Good night." "Good night." "Lizard, can you do anything ?" "I could remove his brain." "Gordo, be careful." "I know what i'm doing." "Ahhh.That feels good." "It does ?" "Go figure." "May i use the phone ?" "I want to call the doctor." "Is it a local call ?" "Gordo !" "I'll show you where it is." "Leave 20 cents on the night table." "Gordo, how can i thank you ?" "Easy !" "Bury the hatchet and give willie that promotion." "We both know he's the best man for the job." "He's intelligent," "Hard working, honest," "Alf." "Bad with names." "It's gordo, remember." "I think mr." "Burke's heard quite enough from you." "You're right." "It's your turn." "Go ahead, willie." "Be obsequious." "I have nothing to be obsequious about." "I was taken off an important project" "To look for some stupid water cooler !" "You're still mad ?" "You bet i am !" "You took away something i'd worked on 3 months" "Because you didn't like tap water." "Willie, maybe i should define obsequious for you." "It means to grovel." "I will not grovel !" "I never knew how strongly you felt." "You can have your project back." "I can ?" "Well, thanks." "I guess that settles that." "Hey, wait a minute." "Loose end here !" "What about the promotion ?" "The promotion is a whole separate issue." "We can discuss that later." "What better time ?" "He's in pain." "We can get anything we want." "We'll discuss the promotion at another time !" "It's all right, tanner." "You've got your promotion." "I never felt otherwise." "Oh, good." "Would you get me more ice ?" "Yeah, sure." "As long as you're here, burke," "There's a few other things willie needs." "Like what ?" "Let's talk parking spaces." "Willie has a parking space." "Yeah, but it's not close enough." "His office doesn't even have a window." "Neither does mine." "That's your problem." "And, willie's not nuts about that guy working next to him." "What's his name ?" "Simmons ?" "That's the guy." "He's not pulling his weight." "Get rid of him !" "There's a parking space, right there." "Oh, yeah, let's talk overtime." "Overtime !" "O.T.!" "Yeah !" "Overtime." "Willie's working too hard." "He doesn't get home 'til 8:00 at night." "What are you guys doing down there ?" "Give the guy a break !" "How's your back ?" "Come on, willie." "Alf, it's too risky !" "We'd better go." "Hey, you owe me." "I got you an office with a window." "But i liked simmons." "I really did." "Trick or treat !" "Alf, your voice " "You're supposed to be a child." "Right." "No problem." "Hello, young man." "Hello, old woman." "We're sorry to bother you so late," "But we couldn't get out any earlier." "I'm afraid i gave my last candy bar away over an hour ago." "Aw, shucks." "I'll see if i can find something else." "[Meow]" "Was that a cat ?" "Yes, i have lots of cats." "I'll take a yellow one." "Captions performed by captions, inc.Los angeles, ca" "Captions copyrighted by alien productions." 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"(Screaming)" "Oh!" "(Groaning and screaming)" "(Panting) Ah!" "Doug?" "Honey, are you all right?" "You were dreaming." "Doug?" "Was it about Mars?" " Is that better?" " Hmm." "My poor baby." "This is getting to be an obsession." "Was she there?" "Who?" "The one you told me about." "The brunette." "Oh, Lori." "I can't believe you're jealous of a dream." " Who is she?" " Nobody." ""Nobody"?" "What's her name?" " I don't know." "(Laughs)" " Tell me!" " I don't know!" "You better tell me!" "It's not funny, Doug." "You dream about her every night." "And I'm always back in the morning." "Let me go!" "Come on, baby." "You know you're the girl of my dreams." "You mean it?" "You know I do." "I'll give you something to dream about." "(TV) 'The chairman defended the attack, saying that space-based weapons 'are our only defense against the southern block's numerical superiority." "'And more violence last night on Mars 'where terrorists demanding independence" "'Once again halted the extraction of terbium ore.'" "(Gunshots and screams)" "'Kuato and his so-called freedom brigade 'claimed credit for this latest bombing, 'which attempted to reopen the sealed-off Pyramid Mines." "'Mars military restored order with minimal use of force 'and all damage to the strategic facility was repaired within hours.'" "(Man) 'No cameras!" "'" "'With one mine already closed, Mars administrator Vilos Cohaagen 'vowed that troops would be used if necessary 'to keep production at full capacity...'" "No wonder you're having nightmares." "You're always watching the news." " Lori." " Doug?" " Let's do it." " Do what?" "Move to Mars." "Honey, why do you have to spoil a perfectly wonderful morning?" "Just think about it." "Sweetheart, we've been through this a million times." "You'd hate it on Mars." "It's dry, it's ugly, it's boring." "I mean, really, a revolution could break out there any second." "Cohaagen says it's just a few extremists." "You believe him?" "OK." "Forget about it." "'Absolutely not." "Mars was colonized by the northern block at enormous expense." "'Our entire war effort depends on their terbium." "'It's ridiculous to think we'd give it away just because some lazy mutants...'" "Dot-I9" " Maybe we should take a trip." " Lori, move, please." "'...you've closed the Pyramid Mine because you found alien artefacts?" "'" "There's a lot better places than Mars." "What about Saturn?" "Don't you wanna see Saturn?" "(Cohaagen) 'I wish we could find some artifacts." "'Our tourist industry could use a boost.'" "(Lori) Everybody says that its gorgeous." "'Fact is, it's Mr Kuato and his terrorists who spread these rumours 'to undermine trust in the government.'" "We could take a long space cruise, the kind with nothing to do." "(Reporter) 'Have you found Kuato yet?" "' - 'We don't even know what he looks like.'" " What do you say?" " I'm late, Lori." "Sweetheart." "Doug." "I know it's hard being in a new town, but let's give it a chance, OK?" "Lori, don't you understand?" "I feel like I was meant for something more than this." "I want to do something with my life." "I want to be somebody." "You are somebody." "You're the man I love." "Bye." "Have a nice day." "(T annoy) 'You are now entering a safety zone." "'No unauthorized weapons allowed beyond this point." "'You are now entering a safety zone." "'No unauthorized weapons allowed beyond this point.'" "(TV) 'Would you like to ski but you're snowed under with work?" "'Do you dream of a vacation at the bottom of the ocean, 'but you can't float the bill?" "'Have you always wanted to climb the mountains of Mars... '...but now you're over the hill?" "'Then come to Recall Incorporated 'where you can buy the memory of your ideal vacation 'cheaper, safer and better than the real thing." "'So don't let life pass you by." "'Call Recall for the memory of a lifetime.'" "I 'For the memory of a lifetime" "I 'Recall, Recall, Recall'" "(Drilling)" "Harry." " Harry!" "You ever hear of Recall?" " Recall?" "Where they sell those fake memories." "Oh, Recall!" "(Sings) Recall, recall, recall!" " Thinking of going there?" " I don't know." "Maybe." " Well, don't." " Why not?" "A friend of mine tried one of their special offers, nearly got himself lobotomized." "No shit?" "Don't fuck with your brain, pal." "It ain't worth it." "I guess not." "(Drilling)" "(Beeps)" "Hello." "Good afternoon." "Welcome to Recall." "Douglas Quad." "I have an appointment." " Bob?" " 'Yeah?" "'" " Doug Quad is here to see you." " 'I'll be right out.'" "OK." "That'll be just one minute, Mr Quaid." "Thank you." "(Beeps)" " Doug!" "Bob McClane." "Good to see you." " Nice to meet you." "Come on in." "Through here." "Go and have a seat." "Make yourself comfortable." " Thank you." "Now, help me out here, Doug." " You were interested in a memory of..." " Of Mars." "Yeah." "Mars." " Is there a problem?" " Uh..." "To be perfectly honest with you, Doug, if outer space is your thing, you'd be much happier with one of our Saturn cruises." "Everybody raves about them." "No." "I'm not interested in Saturn." "I said Mars." "OK." "You're the boss." "Mars it is." "Now, let me see." "The basic Mars package will run you 899 credits." "Now, that's for two full weeks of memories, complete in every detail." "If you want a longer trip, that'll cost you more cos it's a deeper implant." "What's in the two-week package?" "When you go Recall, you get nothing but first-class memories." "Private cabin on the shuttle, deluxe suite at the Hilton, all the major sights:" "Mount Pyramid, the Grand Canals and of course, Venusville." "But how real does it seem?" " As real as any memory in your head." " Come on." "Don't bullshit me." "No." "I'm telling you, Doug." "Your brain will not know the difference." "And that's guaranteed or your money back." "What about the guy you lobotomised?" "Did he get a refund?" "You're talking ancient history." "Nowadays, travelling with Recall is safer than getting on a rocket." "Check out those statistics." "Besides, a real holiday is a pain in the butt." "You got lost luggage, lousy weather, crooked taxi drivers." "When you travel with Recall, everything is perfect." "So, what do you say?" " All right." " Smart move." "All right, while you fill out this questionnaire," "I'm going to familiarise you with some of our options." "No options." "Whatever you say." "Can I ask you just one question?" "What is that is exactly the same about every single vacation you have ever taken?" "L give UP" "You." "You're the same." "No matter where you go, there you are." "It's always the same old you." "Let me suggest that you take a vacation from yourself." "I know, it sounds wild." "It is the latest thing in travel." "We call it the Ego Trip." "No." "I'm not interested in that." "You're gonna love this, Doug." "We offer you a choice of alternate identities during your trip." "Why go to Mars as a tourist, when you can go as a playboy?" " Or a famous jock or...?" " "Secret agent."" "How much is that?" "A-ha!" "Let me tantalise you." "You are a top operative under deep cover on your most important mission." "People are trying to kill you." "Left and right!" "You meet this beautiful, exotic woman." "Go on." "I don't wanna spoil it for you, Doug, but by the time the trip is over, you get the girl, kill the bad guys and save the entire planet." "Now, you tell me." "Isn't that worth a measly 300 credits?" "(Machine revs up)" " Your first trip?" " Mm-hm." "Well, don't worry." "Things hardly ever fuck up around here." "Good evening..." "Doug." " I'm Dr Lull." " Nice to meet you." "Ernie, patch in matrix 62-B-37." "And would you like us to integrate some alien stuff?" "Sure." "Why not?" " Two-headed monsters?" " Don't you keep up with the news?" " We're doing alien artefacts now." " It's wild." "Yeah, they date back a million years." " Ernie?" " That's a new one." " Blue sky on Mars." " Been married long?" " Eight years." " Oh, I see." "Slipping away for a little hanky-panky." " No." "I'm fascinated with Mars." " All systems go." "Then we're set." " Ready for dreamland?" " (Groans)" "I'll be asking you some questions so we can fine-tune the Ego program." "You answer honestly, you'll enjoy yourself a whole lot more." " Your sexual orientation." " Hetero." "So, how do you like your women?" "Blonde?" "Brunette?" "Redhead?" "Brunette." "Slim." "Athletic." "Voluptuous." "Athletic." "Demure." "Aggressive." "Sleazy." " Be honest." " Sleazy." "Demure." "41A, Ernie." "Boy, is he gonna have a wild time." " He's not gonna want to come back." " Oh, that's for sure." "So... what do you say?" "I'm not so sure, and I don't get a souvenir." "Not true." "For just a few more credits we supply T-shirts, snapshots of you at the site, and even letters from... ' (Teleph _" "Bob!" "' one ringing)" " What is it?" " 'You'd better get down here.'" "I am with a very important client." "'Looks like we got another schizoid embolism.'" " I'll be right back." " Uh..." "Mr McClane?" " Mr McClane?" " Bob!" "What's wrong?" "Don't let her leave!" "(Groaning)" "Get off!" "Ah!" "You blew my cover!" "What's going on?" "You can't do a simple goddamn double implant?" "It's not my fault we hit a memory cap." "They'll be here any minute!" "They'll kill you all!" " What is he talking about?" " Let me go!" "Mr Quaid, try to calm down!" "My name is not Quaid." " Let me go!" "Untie me now!" " Ernie, grab his leg!" " Untie me!" " Hold him down!" "Let me go!" "(Groans)" "Ah!" "Are you all right?" "Listen to me." "He's been going on and on about Mars." " He has really been there." " Use your head, you dumb bitch." "He's just acting out the "secret agent" portion of his ego trip." " I'm afraid that's not possible." " Why not?" "Because we haven't implanted it yet." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit!" "I've been trying to tell you, someone has erased his memory." "Excuse me. "Someone"?" "We're talking about the fucking Agency." " Shut up!" " Bob, the client's gone." "OK, all right." "All right, look." "Here's what we're going to do." "Renata, cover up any memory he's got of us or Recall." "I'll do what I can." "It's pretty messy in there." "Ernie, dump him in a cab around the corner." "Tiffany, you help him." "I'm gonna destroy his file and refund his money." "And if anybody comes asking, we never heard of Douglas Quaid." "(Driver whistles)" "Where am I?" " You're in a Johnnycab." " What am I doing here?" "I'm sorry." "Would you please rephrase the question?" "How did I get in this taxi?" "The door opened, you got in." "Hell of a day, isn't it?" " This OK?" " Right here." " Thank you for taking Johnnycab." " Thank you." "Hope you enjoyed the ride." "Hey, Quaid." " Harry." " How was your trip to Mars?" " What trip?" " You went to Recall." "Remember?" " I did?" " Yeah, you did." " I told you not to, but you went anyway." " What are you, my father?" " Come on, I'll buy you a drink." " Listen." "I'm already late." "Thank you..." "OK, bring him..." "Come on, move it!" "Let's go get that drink." "Move it!" "What the hell is going on?" "What the fuck did I do wrong?" " Tell me!" " You blabbed about Mars!" "Are you crazy?" "I don't even know anything about Mars!" "You should've listened to me, Quaid." "I was there to keep you out of trouble." "You're making a big mistake." "You got me mixed up with somebody else." "Uh-uh, pal." "You got yourself mixed up with..." "Ah!" "(Groaning)" "(Bones cracking)" "Ah!" "(Machine) 'And pivot... and serve... 'and shift... and stroke... and pivot." "'And serve... and shift... and stroke." "'Very good." "Perfect form." "'And serve... and shift... and stroke.'" "Hi, honey." " What are you doing?" " Some men just tried to kill me." "Muggers?" "Are you all right?" "No, they were spies or something." "And Harry from work, he was the..." "Get down!" " Harry from work, he was the boss." " Take it easy, Doug, OK?" "Tell me exactly what happened." "Why would spies want to kill you?" "I don't know." "But it had something to do with Mars." "You've never been to Mars." "It sounds crazy, but I went to this Recall place after work..." " You went to those brain butchers?" " Let me finish." " What did they do to you?" " I got a trip to Mars." " So what happened..." " Oh..." "Forget about Recall." "Will you?" "These guys were going to kill me." " Doug, nobody tried to kill you." " They did." "But I killed them." "Listen to me, sweetheart." "Those assholes at Recall have fucked up your mind." "You're having paranoid delusions." "You call this a delusion?" "Dot-I9" " Doug, I'm gonna call a doctor." " Don't." "Don't call anybody." "'Hello.'" "(Grunts)" "Lori, go!" "Get out!" "(Gun clicks empty)" "(Groans)" " (Panting)" " Lori?" "Why are you doing this, Lori?" "Talk!" "I said talk." " I'm not your wife." " The hell you're not." "I never saw you before six weeks ago." "Our marriage is just a memory implant." "You think I'm stupid?" "I remember our wedding." "It was implanted by the Agency." " Falling in love." " Implanted." "Our friends, my job, 8 years together." "All of this was implanted too?" "The job's real." "The Agency set it up." "Bullshit." "They erased your identity and implanted a new one." "I was written in as your wife so I could watch you and make sure the erasure took." "Sorry, Quaid." "Your whole life is just a dream." "OK, then if I'm not me, who the hell am I?" "Beats me." "I just work here." "Dot-I9" "Doug, there's something I want you to know." "You were the best assignment I ever had." "Really." "I'm honoured." "You sure you don't want to, just for old times' sake?" "Come on." "If you don't trust me, you can tie me up." " I didn't know you were so kinky." " Maybe it's time you found out." "Clever girl." "You wouldn't shoot me, would you, Doug?" "After all we've been through." "Some of it was fun." "Nice knowing you." "Don't touch her." "(Man) Nobody here." " Are you OK?" " I guess I blew it." " What does he remember?" " Nothing, so far." "I've got him." "(Device beeping)" "Shit, he's going for the subway." "Let's get him." "Go." "Let's go." "Move it." "Pack your stuff and get outta here." "What if they bring him back?" "Not a chance." "Subway!" "Go!" "(Woman) Hey!" "(Alarm beeps)" "Get him!" "He's got a gun!" " Cut him off!" "That way!" " Over there!" " Hold it!" " Don't move!" "(Woman screaming)" " (Device beeps)" " The escalator." "You four go up." "You come with me." "Get out of the way!" "Come on!" "Get out of the way!" "Move!" "(People screaming)" "The platform!" " Which way?" " To the right." "(TV) 'Botco." "Tomorrow's fuels, tomorrow's prices." "'Don't settle for pale memories or fake implants." "'Experience space travel the old-fashioned way 'on a real, live holiday you can afford.'" "I want that fucker dead." "I don't blame you." "I wouldn't want Quaid porking my old lady." " You saying she likes it?" " No, I'm sure she hated every minute." "(Phone ringing)" "(Radio) 'Six-beta-nine, we have a live transmission from Mr Cohaagen.'" " Richter here." "Patch it through." " 'You're on, Mr Cohaagen.'" " 'What the fuck is going on?" "'" " I'm trying to neutralise a traitor, sir." "'If I wanted him dead, you moron, I wouldn't have dumped him on Earth.'" "We can't let him run around." "He knows too much." "'Lori says he can't remember jack shit.'" "That's now." "In an hour he could have total recall." "'Listen to me, Richter." "I want Quaid delivered alive for re-implantation." "'Have you got that?" "'I want him back in place with Lori." " 'Did you hear me?" "' - (Video crackles)" "What was that, sir?" "I couldn't hear you." " 'Richter, what are you doing?" "' - (Whispers) I got Quaid again." "Switching to another channel, sir." "I've got sunspots." "(Laughter)" " 'Call him back!" "Call him back!" "'" " I'm losing you." " Where is he?" " Second level, galleria." "We should've killed Quaid on Mars." " How we doing?" " Fine." "Zooming in..." "We got him!" "(Telephone rings)" "(Phone keeps ringing)" "'If you want to live, don't hang up.'" " What do you want?" " 'They've got you bugged.'" "'They'll be busting down your door in about three minutes 'unless you do exactly what I say." "'Don't bother searching." "The bug's in your skull." " Who are you?" " 'Never mind.'" "'Wet a towel and wrap it around your head." "That'll muffle the signal.'" " How'd you find me?" " 'I'd advise you to hurry.'" "This'll buy you some time." "They won't be able to pinpoint you.'" " (Alarm beeps)" " Shit!" " What?" " I lost him." " Well, find him!" " Yeah, right." "'Come on." "Hurry up." "You look beautiful." "'Now go to the window." "Go." " 'Can you see me down here?" "'" " Mm-hm." " 'This is the suitcase you gave me.'" " I gave you?" "'I'm gonna set it here." "You come and get it, keep moving.'" " Wait." "Wait." " 'What?" "'" " Who are you?" " 'We were buddies in the Agency." "'You asked me, if you disappeared, to find you, so here I am.'" "What was I doing on Mars?" "Damn!" "Excuse me, ma'am, but this is mine." " I don't see your name on it." " Someone left it for me." " Find your own bag." " Excuse me, ma'am, but I need it!" "Fuck you, you asshole!" "Son of a bitch gotta be here somewhere." "(Richter) That guy there." "Hello, I'm Johnnycab." "Where can I take you tonight?" "(Horns blaring)" "Drive." "Drive!" " Please repeat the destination." " Anywhere!" "Just go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Please state the street and number." "Shit." "Shit!" "I'm not familiar with that address." "Would you please repeat...?" "Fasten your seat belt!" "The fare is 18 credits, please." "Sue me, dickhead." "Ah!" "We hope you enjoyed the ride." "(Mice squeaking)" "Hmm." "(Beeps and crackles)" "'Howdy, stranger." "This is Hauser." "'If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself 'and you've got a wet towel wrapped around your head." "'Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise." "'You are not you." "You are me.'" "No shit." "(Radio) 'Six-beta-nine, six-beta-nine, come in.'" "Did you find him?" "'We picked up an explosion at the old cement factory.'" " Send two units." "We'll meet you there." " 'Roger.'" "'All my life I've worked for Mars Intelligence." "I did Cohaagen s dirty work." "'But a few weeks ago I met somebody, a woman, 'and I learned a few things." "'Like I've been playing for the wrong team." "'All I can do now is try to make up for it." "'There's enough shit in here to fuck Cohaagen good." "'Unfortunately, if you're listening to this, that means he has got to me first." "'Here comes the hard part, old buddy." "'Now it is all up to you.'" "Great." " What have we got?" " Nothing here." " He's gone." " I got a weak signal over there." "Split up." "Find him." "'First let's get rid of that bug in your head." "'Take this thing out of the case and stick it up your nose." "'Don't worry." "It's self-guiding." "'Just shove real hard.'" "(Breathes deeply)" "(Groans)" "'When it crunches, you're there." "'Just pull it out." "'Be careful." "It's my head too.'" "Ah!" "Ah!" " I've got a lock." " Up." "Let's go." "'This is the plan." "'Get your ass to Mars, 'then go to the Hilton and flash the Brubaker ID at the desk." "'That's all there's to it." "'Just do what I tell you." "'And we can nail that son of the bitch who fucked you and me." "'I'm counting on you, buddy." "'Don't let me down.'" "(Sq ueaking)" "Straight ahead." "In there." "There!" " (Device beeps)" " There!" "There!" "What?" "Give me that." "(Hauser) 'Get your ass to Mars.'" " 'Get your ass to Mars.'" " Shit." "'Get your ass to Mars..." "Get your ass to Mars...'" "(Tannoy) 'Welcome to the Mars Federal Colony." "'For your safety and comfort, domes have been installed 'to protect you from the vacuum outside." "'Please do not touch exterior windows or air locks." "'Air volume is limited." "No smoking is allowed anywhere in the colony.'" "Next." "'Thank you, and enjoy your stay on Mars.'" "Passport." "Hmm?" "(Man) Get out of the way." "Make way!" "Stand back!" "Mr Cohaagen wants to see you right away." "Any news of Quaid?" " Not since you lost him." " Watch your mouth, Captain..." " So how long do you plan to stay?" " Two weeks." "Look at that shit." " What the hell's this?" " The Martians love Kuato." "They think he's fuckin' George Washington." "Kill the bastard." "Nobody knows who he is." "Have you brought any fruits or vegetables?" "Two weeks." "Excuse me?" "Two weeks." "Two weeks!" "(Groaning)" "It's not just graffiti." "The rebels took over the refinery last night." "No terbinium is going out." "And it gets worse." "T-w-0..." "(Groaning)" "Quaid." " That's Quaid!" " Where?" "The woman!" "Get him... her!" "Arrest that woman!" "Get that woman." "Grab her!" "Catch!" "Get ready for a surprise!" "(Hissing)" "(Wind blowing)" "(Screaming)" "(Screams)" "(Screaming)" "Ah!" " Open the goddamn door!" " I can't!" "Open it!" "They're all connected!" "That's terrible." "A few days ago Cohaagen raised the price of air." "Again?" "Nobody on Earth gives a damn what happens up here." "They just want our terbinium so they can fight their war." "Excuse me." "What's that?" "You mean the Pyramid Mine?" "I used to work there until they found that alien shit inside." "Well, that's a rumour, isn't it?" "Think so?" "Mr Cohaagen." "You wanted to see me, sir?" "Richter..." "Do you know why I'm such a happy person?" "No, sir." "Because I've got the greatest job in the solar system." "As long as the terbinium keeps flowing, I can do anything I want." "Anything" "In fact, the only thing that I ever worry about is that one day, if the rebels win, it all might end... and you're fucking making it happen!" "First you try to kill Quaid, then you let him get away." "He had help from our side, sir." "I know that." " But I thought..." " Who told you to think?" "I don't give you enough information to think." "You do what you're told." "That's what you do." "Yes, sir." "Now..." "Let's get to business." "We've got a tricky situation here." "Kuato wants what's in Quaid's head." "And he might be able to get it, cos they say he's psychic." "And I have a plan to keep this from happening." "Do you think you could play along?" " Yes, sir." " Great." "Cos otherwise, I'll erase your ass." "(Officer) You've got some identification?" "Yeah, you too." "Taxi?" "You need a taxi, sir?" "I got magazines, music, whisky." "Hey, man, you need a cab, man?" "Come on!" "Come on!" "(indistinct chatter)" "Good afternoon." "Can I help you?" "Yes, I would like to have a room, please." "Nice to have you back, Mr Brubaker." "Would you like the same suite?" "Oh, definitely." "Seems you've left something in our safe." "Could you get it, please?" "Identification?" " I'll encode your room key." " Thank you." " Suite 610 in the east wing." " Thank you." " Could I borrow your pen, please?" " Certainly." "Thank you." "Hey, man, you need a cab?" " What's wrong with this one?" " He ain't got five kids to feed." " Where's yours?" " Right over there, man." "Hey!" "Hey, man." "Hey, asshole!" "That's my fare!" " Eat this!" " Damn you, Benny!" "(Explosion and screaming)" "Welcome to Mars, man!" "What the hell was that, an accident?" "That's the rebels, man." "Let's get outta here..." "Before they arrest us!" "What do the rebels want?" "The usual." "More money, more freedom, more air." "So, where to?" "Last Resort." "You're getting off to an early start." " First time on Mars?" " Yes." "Well, actually, no." "Well, sort of." "(Laughs) The man don't even know whether he's been to Mars or not." "(Metallic rattling)" "Voila." "Venusville." "Ha, ha!" "Hey, you see anything you like?" "Well, this is the end of the line." "We'd better walk from here." "I'll show you where." " Do you want to know the future?" " What about the past?" "Come on." "It's around the corner, right down this alley." "They got everything." "Notbad,huh?" "Read your palm?" "Your mind?" "Your aura?" "Probe the secrets of your heart?" "I bet I can guess your birthday." " You're a Taurus, right?" " How did you guess?" " Tell me, are all psychics...?" " Freaks?" "Afraid so, man." "It goes with the territory." " What happened to them?" " Cheap domes, no air to clean the rays." "So, this is it." "The Last Resort." "You sure you want to go in here?" " Why not?" " There's a better place down there." "The girls are cleaner, the liquor ain't watered down..." " Sure, and you get kickbacks." "(Laughs)" "Hey, man, I got five kids to feed." "Take them to the dentist." "Hey, thanks, mister!" "I'll be waiting for you." "You just take your time." "Benny's the name." "(Upbeat music playing)" " What do you want?" " I'm looking for Melina." "She's busy." "But Mary here, she's free." "Well, not free, honey, but available." "Ha-ha-ha!" "Thanks." "I'll wait for Melina." "Earth slime." "Thing is, friend, Mel's real picky." "She kind of sticks to her regulars." "She'll like me." "Mel!" " Hey, Mel!" " (Laughter)" "Hello, Hauser." "Still bulging, I see." "(Groans)" " What you been feeding this thing?" " Blondes." "I think it's still hungry." "You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser." "Look who's talking." "Hey, Tony, give the big guy a break." "Relax." "You'll live longer." "Come on." " Honey, take care of Tony, will you?" " No problem." "If you need any help with this one, give me a holler." "You son of a bitch." "You're alive?" "I thought that Cohaagen tortured you to death." "Well, I guess he didn't." "And you couldn't get me a message?" "You never wondered what happened to me?" "Hauser, thank God you're alive." "Melin..." "Melina." "Melina." " Melina, I have to tell you something." " What?" " I don't remember you." " What are you talking about?" "I don't remember you." "I don't remember us." "I don't even remember me." "Did you get amnesia?" "How did you get here?" " Hauser left me a note." " Hauser?" "You're Hauser." "Not anymore." "Now I'm Quaid." "Douglas Quaid." " Hauser, you've lost your mind." " I didn't." "Cohaagen stole it." "He found out that Hauser switched sides, so he turned him into somebody else: me." "This is too weird." "He dumped me on earth with a wife and a lousy job..." "Did you say wife?" "Are you fucking married?" " She wasn't really my wife." " Oh, she isn't?" "How stupid of me." "She was Hauser's wife?" " Look." "Forget that I said wife." " Let's just forget everything." " I'm sick of hearing your goddamn lies." " Why would I lie to you?" "Because you're still working for Cohaagen." "Don't be ridiculous." "You never loved me, Hauser." "You just used me to get inside." "Inside what?" "I think you'd better leave." " Hauser sent me to do something." " I'm not falling for it." "He says there's enough in here to nail Cohaagen for good." " Get out!" " You've got to help me remember!" " I said, get out!" " Melina, please!" "People are trying to kill me." "Really?" "All right, I'm leaving." "(Benny chuckles)" "Baby, you make me wish I had three hands." "I think you're doing just fine with two." "Excuse me, baby." "We'll pick this up later." "Hey, that didn't take long." "Listen." "Let me ask you a question." "Did you ever fuck a mutant?" " Take me to the hotel." " I know these Siamese twins." "Man, you won't know if you're coming or going." "'This afternoon at 4:30pm, I signed an order declaring martial law 'throughout the Mars federal colony." "'I will not tolerate any further damage to our mineral export operations." "'Mr Kuato and his terrorists must understand 'that their self- defeating efforts will only bring misery and suffering...'" "(Knocks on door)" " (Man) Mr Quaid?" " What?" "I need to talk to you about Mr Hauser." " Who are you?" " Dr Edgemar from Recall." " How did you find me?" " It's difficult to explain." "Could you open the door?" "I'm unarmed." "Don't worry." "I'm alone." "May I come in?" "What do you want?" "This is going to be very difficult for you to accept, Mr Quaid." " I'm listening." " You're not really standing here now." " Doc, you could have fooled me." " I'm quite serious." "You're not here and neither am I." "That's amazing." " Where are we?" " At Recall." "You're strapped into an implant chair, and I'm monitoring you from the psychoprobe console." "Ah, I get it." "I'm dreaming." "And all this is part of the delightful vacation your company has sold me." "Not exactly." "What you're experiencing is a free-form delusion based on our memory tapes but you're inventing it yourself as you go along." "If it is my delusion, who the hell invited you?" "I've been artificially implanted as an emergency measure." "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you've suffered a schizoid embolism." "We can't snap you out of your fantasy, and I've been sent in to try to talk you down." "How much is Cohaagen paying you for this?" "Think about it." "Your dream started in the middle of the implant procedure." "Everything after that, the chases, the trip to Mars, the suite at the Hilton, are elements of your Recall Holiday and Ego Trip." "You paid to be a secret agent." "Bullshit." "It's coincidence." "And what about the girl?" "Brunette, athletic, sleazy and demure?" "Just as you specified." "Is that coincidence?" "She's real." "I dreamt about her before I even went to Recall." "Ha, Mr Quaid." "Can you hear yourself?" "She's real because you dreamed her?" " That's right." " Maybe this will convince you." "Would you mind opening the door?" " You open it." " No need to be rude." "I'll do it." "Sweetheart?" "Come in, Mrs Quaid." " I suppose you're not here either." " I'm here...at Recall." "I love you." "Right." "That's why you tried to kill me." "No." "I'd never do anything to hurt you." "I want you to come back to me." " Bullshit." " What's bullshit, Mr Quaid?" "That you're having a paranoid episode triggered by acute neurochemical trauma?" "Or that you're really an invincible secret agent from Mars, who's the victim of an interplanetary conspiracy to make him think he's a lowly construction worker?" "Stop punishing yourself, Doug." "You're a fine, upstanding man." "You have a beautiful wife who loves you." " Your whole life is ahead of you." " I do." "But you've got to want to return to reality." "Let's assume I do." "Then what?" " Swallow this." " What is it?" "It's a symbol of your desire to return to reality." "Inside your dream, you'll fall asleep." "All right, let's say you're telling the truth and this is all a dream." "Then I could pull this trigger and it won't matter." " Doug, don't." " It won't make a difference to me." "But the consequences to you would be devastating." "In your mind I'll be dead." "With no one to guide you out, you'll be stuck in permanent psychosis." "Doug, let Dr Edgemar help you." "The walls of reality will come crashing down." "One minute you'll be the saviour of the rebel cause, and the next thing you know you'll be Cohaagen's bosom buddy." "You'll even have fantasies about alien civilisations, as you requested, but in the end, back on earth you'll be lobotomised!" "So get a grip on yourself, Doug, and put down that gun!" "Good." "Now take the pill and put it in your mouth." "Swallow it!" "Go ahead, sweetheart." "Now you've done it." "Now you've done it!" "(Groaning)" "Ah!" "Aargh!" "That's for making me come to Mars." "You know how much I hate this fucking planet!" "Cuff him." " 'I got him.'" " Bring him down in the service elevator." "Let's go." "(Grunts)" "(Lift bell rings)" "(Beeping)" "(Beeps)" "FUCK you!" "(Gunshot)" "Dot-I9" "Honey..." "You wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart?" "Sweetheart, be reasonable." "After all, we're married." "Consider that a divorce." "That was your wife?" "What a bitch." "(Beeping)" "Hey, get out of the way!" "I thought you didn't like me." "If Cohaagen wants you dead, you might be OK." " Got it." " So you've come back to apologise." "Kuato wants to see you." "(Beeping)" "Come on." " Now what?" " Jump!" "Ah!" "(Grunts)" "No!" "Don't do it!" "You'll crack the fucking dome!" "What are you trying to do, kill us?" "The dome will crack!" " Move!" " Hey!" "Taxi!" "Melina!" "Melina!" " Need a ride?" " Last Resort." "Quick!" "You guys are going in circles." "Jesus!" "Come on!" "You drive!" "You guys are in trouble?" "Go!" "Go!" " What are you trying to do to me?" " Shut up and drive!" "Hey, I got five kids to feed!" "Aargh!" "Shit!" " No brakes!" "Ah!" " Stop it!" "You idiot!" "What are you doing?" "(People screaming)" "Oh, Christ!" "Now they're after me!" "Give me that!" "Get out of the way!" "Hey!" "Tony!" "Get out of the way!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Quick!" " Thank you, Tony." " Uh-um." "(People screaming)" "Hey!" "You wanna have some fun?" "Where are they?" "What are you talking about?" "I don't know." "(Screaming)" "Maybe you know." "Kill them all!" "(Screaming)" "Ah!" "Thumbelina!" "Richter!" " A call from Cohaagen!" " Richter here." " We've got them pinned down." " 'Stop fighting and pull out.'" "But they've got Quaid." "They're protecting him." "'Perfect." "Get out of Sector G now." "'Don't think.'" " 'Do it!" "'" " Yes, sir." "Pull 'em out." "Everybody, pull out!" "Move!" " Cohaagen's sealing off the area!" " Come on, Benny!" "(Groans)" "The first settlers are buried here." "They worked themselves to death, but Cohaagen ended up with all the money." "He built cheap domes and watched the kids turn into freaks." "I saw them." "And if you want to breathe, you have to buy his air." "Maybe you can change all that." "(Benny) Hey, I think my grandpa might be here." "So what can I do?" "Kuato's gonna make you remember some things you knew when you were Hauser." " Like what?" " All sorts of things." " Maybe you'll remember you loved me." " I don't need Kuato for that." "Since when?" "Freeze!" "Come on, Melina." "Kuato's waiting." "I didn't find Grandpa, but..." "Oh, shit." " Who's this?" " He helped us get away." "Hey, don't worry about me, man." "I'm on your side." "You're a mutant, huh?" "All right, let's go." " Have you tried ramming down the door?" " You wait here." "Follow me." "(Mutant) 'It won't do any good." " 'Cohaagen depressurised the tunnels.'" " Then drill through to Section M." "'We can't." "We're running out of air." "'We need help.'" "Sit tight." "Melina just got here with Quaid." "'I hope he was worth it.'" "So do I." " I'm glad you made it." " You don't look glad." "Cohaagen sealed up Venusville." "He shut off the air." "You must know something pretty important, Quaid." "He wants you." "If we don't hand you over, everybody in this sector will be dead by morning." "Then we don't have much choice." "Do we?" "We can't turn him in." "That's up to Kuato." "Come with me, Quaid." "Sit down." " Where's Kuato?" " On his way." "You heard the rumours about the Pyramid Mine?" "Yeah." "Cohaagen found something weird inside and it's got him scared shitless." "What?" "Aliens?" " You tell me." " I don't know." "Yes, you do." "That's why we brought you here." "Cohaagen's big secret is buried in that black hole you call a brain." "And Kuato's gonna dig it out." " You're Kuato, right?" " Wrong." "Kuato's a mutant, so don't get upset when you see him." "Ah!" "What do you want, Mr Quaid?" "The same as you." "To remember." "But Why?" " To be myself again." " You are what you do." "A man is defined by his actions... not his memory." "Please take my hands." "Ah!" "Now open your mind to me." "Please." "Open your mind." "Open your mind." "Open your mind." "Open your mind." "Open your mind." "We should blow the thing up before the rebels turn it on." "I say we throw the switch and see what happens." " Don't be an idiot." " We can't risk it." "The chain reaction could spread to all the terbinium in the planet." "That means a meltdown, a meltdown on a planetary scale." "Don't you think whoever built this thing thought of that?" "Who knows what the hell they thought?" "They weren't human." "Maybe it's a trap." "Maybe they want a meltdown." "We don't even know if this piece of junk will work." "What is it?" "A million?" "Half a million?" " About half a million." " Half a million years old." "Let's make sure Kuato..." "(Heavy rumbling)" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Come on, wake up!" "They found us!" "Shit!" "Let's go!" "Wake up!" "Snap out of it now!" "Come on!" " They found us!" "Everybody out!" " Melina!" "(Kuato) Get moving!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Everybody out!" "Get out!" "Get to the air lock!" "Follow me!" "Benny, come on!" " Benny!" " I'm coming!" " Ah!" "Put these spacesuits on!" "We're going outside!" "Benny, hurry." "Congratulations, Quaid." "You led us right to him." "How can you do this?" "You're a mutant." " I got four kids to feed." " So what happened to number five?" "(Laughs) Oh, shit, man." "You got me." "I ain't even married." "Now put your fucking hands in the air!" "(Kuato) Quaid." "Quaid." "Forget it, man." "His fortunetelling days are over." "Start the reactor." "Free Mars." "(Gunshot)" "Mr Cohaagen would like to talk to you." "So this is the great man." "No wonder he kept out of sight." "Well, my boy..." " You're a hero." " Fuck you." "Uh?" "Don't be modest." "Kuato is dead." "The resistance is completely wiped out, and you were the key to the whole thing." "He's lying." "You two-faced bastard." "Ha, ha." "You can't blame him, angel." "He's innocent." "You see, Quaid, none of my people could get close to Kuato." "Fucking mutants could always sniff us out." "So Hauser and I sat down and invented you, the perfect mole." "You know you're lying." "Hauser turned against you." "That's what we wanted you to think." "The fact is, Hauser volunteered to become Doug Quaid." "It was the only way to fool the psychics." "Get your story straight." "This idiot here has been trying to kill me ever since I went to Recall." "You don't kill somebody you're trying to plant." "He wasn't in on it." "You set him off by going to Recall." " So why am I still alive?" " We gave you lots of help." " Benny here." " My pleasure, man." "The guy with the suitcase, the mask, the money, the message from Hauser, all of that was set up by us." "Sorry." "Too perfect." "Perfect, my ass!" "You pop your memory cap before we can activate you." "Richter goes hog-wild, screwing up everything I spent a year planning." "Frankly, I'm amazed it worked." "Well, Cohaagen," "I have to hand it to you." "It's the best mind-fuck yet." "Well, don't take my word for it." " Someone you trust wants to talk to you." " Who is it this time?" "My mother?" "'Howdy, Quaid." "'If you're listening to this, it means that Kuato is dead 'and you have led us to him." "'I knew you wouldn't let me down." "'Sorry for the shit I've put you through, but hey, what are friends for?" "'I would like to wish you happiness and long life, old buddy, 'but unfortunately, this is not gonna happen." "'You see, it's my body you've got there and I want it back." "'Sorry to be an Indian giver, but I was here first." "'So adios, amigo." "'And thanks for not getting yourself killed." "'Hey, maybe we'll meet in our dreams." "'You never know.'" "(Quaid) You bastards!" "Let go of me!" "(Man #1) Ready?" "(Man #2) Auto." " Check." " Ready to go, sir." "Relax, Quaid." " You'll like being Hauser." " The guy's a fucking asshole." "Not true." "He's one of my best friends." "Besides, he's got a big house and a Mercedes." "And you like Melina, right?" "You'll get to fuck her every night." "That's right." "She's going to be Hauser's babe." "I'll bust his balls." "Uh-uh, princess." "We're having you fixed." "You're going to be respectful, compliant and appreciative, the way a woman should be." "Mr Cohaagen, telephone." "Yes?" "What is it?" "'The oxygen level is bottoming out in Sector G." "'What do you want me to do about it?" "'" " Don't do anything." " 'But they won't last an hour, sir.'" "Fuck 'em." "It'll be a good lesson to the others." "Come on, you got what you want." "Give these people air." "My friend, in five minutes you won't give a shit about the people." "Fire it up, Doc." "Excuse me, Doctor." " Is he gonna remember any of this?" " Not a thing." "Oh, really?" "Quaid, I'm having a party tonight." "Why don't you and Melina drop by?" " Remind him, Doc." " Sure." "See you at the party." "Keep still." "Fighting just makes it hurt." "If you don't keep still, you'll end up psychotic." "Hey, don't!" "Melina, hold on!" "Are you all right?" "Are you still you?" "I'm not sure, dear." "What do you think?" "Let's get the hell out of here." "You have to make a decision, sir." "Kill him." "It's about goddamn time." " Where are you going?" " To the reactor." " What reactor?" " The one in the mines." "Come on!" "People are dying, Quaid!" "Stop!" "We've got to get air!" "The reactor makes air." "That's Cohaagen's secret." "Let's go." "Where's this reactor come from?" " Aliens built it." " Aliens?" " Are you sure about this?" " It's just up ahead." "What the hell?" "Quaid!" "Hey, Quaid, you remember me?" "Benny!" "Benny's the name!" "Oh, that's good!" "I'm gonna drill you, sucker!" "I'm gonna grind you up!" "Ha-ha!" "I'm coming!" "I'm coming for you, baby!" "What the fuck is this?" "Damn this piece of Martian junk!" "Hey, Quaid, I'm gonna squash you!" "Benny, here!" "Where the fuck are you?" "Screw you!" " Quaid, get over here!" " What is it?" " There's an opening." " I knew it." "This whole thing is one big reactor made out of terbinium." "Cohaagen knows it makes air." "The bastard won't turn it on." "Of course not." "If Mars had an atmosphere, he'd lose control." "See down there?" "It's a glacier." "The whole core of Mars is ice." "The reactor melts it and it releases the oxygen." "Come on." " Enough for everyone to breathe?" " Sure." "Enough for the whole planet." "If we turn it on in time." "Come on." "Come on!" "Hold on." "Now!" "Son of a bitch." "Move!" "He's got a hologram!" "You think this is the real Quaid?" "It is." "You're coming with me!" "See you at the party, Richter." " Don't touch that!" "Get back!" " What are you afraid of?" " Turn it on." " Impossible!" "Once the reaction starts, it'll spread to all the terbinium in the planet." "Mars will go into global meltdown." "That's why the aliens never turned it on." "And you expect me to believe you?" "Who gives a shit what you believe?" "In 30 seconds you'll be dead." "Then I'll blow this place up and be home in time for cornflakes." "I didn't want it to end this way." "I wanted Hauser back." "But no." "You had to be Quaid!" " I am Quaid." " You're nothing!" "You're nobody!" "You're a stupid dream." "Well, all dreams come to an end." "Melina, hold on!" "Don"t do it!" "We'll all die!" "Everybody will die!" "Quaid!" "(Gasping and groaning)" "(Distant, low rumbling)" "(Gasping and groaning)" "I can't believe it." "It's like a dream." "What's wrong?" "I just had a terrible thought." "What if this is a dream?" "Well, then kiss me quick before you wake up."

"Subtitle by peritta [laughter]" " All right?" " Yeah." "They always ask that strengths and weaknesses question." "I understand the strengths." "But I don't need to know." "I mean, I don't understand the weaknesses." "Like why would my inability to dance without getting an erection have anything to do with working at Baja Fresh." "Come on." "[laughter] Come on." " Come on." " Come on." "Show us your ween." "Come on, Rick." "[laughter]" " You're gonna do it, buddy." " Jeez." "Oh, thanks, buddy." "Oh, drinking on a Monday." "You guys have no idea what a job interview is." "[laughter]" "Women right in their fields." "Why?" "[laughter]" "Obama's in the news today." "Everybody's all, uh..." "I can't deal with this rowdy crowd again." "[laughter and cheers] [indistinct chatter]" "Fuck." "Holy shit!" "What?" "What?" "Hey, you can't be back here." " What are you doing?" " Okay, got you." "Sorry." "Um, I'm just gonna leave." "Uh..." " Are you okay?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Would you just tell Robert that I left?" "Just tell him I got sick or something." "Robert?" "You mean Bobby?" "Yeah, Bobby." "Just tell him I got sick." "Sick, okay." "There's a bathroom around the corner if you need it." "Feel like I'd always go where the commotion was, you know?" "Thanks, guys." "I'm outta here." "Get Bobby up here." "Come on now, Bob." "All right, let's give it up for Bob Galloway!" "[applause] Oh, yeah." "All right, all right, so coming up next, John." "John, is that you?" "John, get up here, you're next." "Come on." "All right, folks." "We got our next comic coming up." "This is his first time at the open mic." "I hope you guys are gonna be nice and gentle and kind to him." "He hasn't been here at the club before." "Greg tells me he's been up at the reservation many times, done extremely well, so I hope you give him a chance to do that here tonight." "Let's give it up for first-timer and a good friend of mine," "John Locklear!" "[applause]" "Here you go." "Have a good time." " Thank you, thank you." " Beth?" " Thank you, Bobby." " You done with this, babe?" "Uh, let's..." "let's hear it again for the last guy." "You want another one?" "Yeah?" "[applause]" "[shivering]" "It's freezing up here." "You guys got any blankets?" "[light laughter]" "Fool me once." "[indistinct chatter] Cool, cool, cool, um... [sighs] My name's John, but my family calls me Running Water 'cause I used to leave the sink on." "[laughter]" "Yeah." "Used to leave the sink on." "You guys are probably wondering why you never seen a Native American stand-up comedian before." "Because you killed 'em all." "Like my grandfather." "I tried to get a table here tonight." "I said, uh, "I'd like a reservation."" "And everything went totally normal with the hostess, and that was the end of that." "She was great." "[light laughter]" "It was probably my choice of words, you know?" "I should have known better." "Words are interesting." "You know, you guys have taken a lot of our words, right?" "All kinds of stuff, you know?" "And not just for automobiles, but for rivers, uh, street names, a bunch of your states." " Delaware, Massachusetts, Oregon." " Whoo!" "Actually "mesquite" and "Arizona"" "are both from two local tribes, yeah." "Beautiful and elegant words that you guys have borrowed from us to describe what is essentially this shithole." "[laughter and scattered applause]" " We got a Walmart, though." " Whoo." " It's a nice little upgrade." " There we go." "I have trouble with English sometimes." "It's, uh... did you know there are twice as many words in the English language than there are in any other language?" "So if it's not your first language, it can be a little tricky sometimes, you know?" "A little tricky to understand it." "Because in English, so many words have multiple meanings." "You can be saying one thing, and it could mean something else entirely." "You know, words like "treaty"?" "[scattered laughter]" "Obama's in the news today." "[humming "Star-Spangled Banner"]" "♪ ♪" "I heard there's a big drought around here." "Don't look at me." "I can't make it rain." "[light laughter]" "I wish I could help, though." "I wish I could help, you know?" "Global climate change." "Global climate change." "That's big in the news right now." "What did you guys do, man?" "What happened?" "That was fast." "You guys ever notice this?" "Newscasters don't talk too much about my people." "You guys ever have that problem?" "Too much else going on." "People finally starting to talk about black people getting murdered by police, though." "Yeah, good on them, man." "Heck, yeah." "Shit, we been there." "Give 'em hell, guys." "Seriously, give 'em hell." "I love that, though, you know?" "All it takes to getting you people together to get up and say something, to stand up against the authorities and intolerance, you know?" "That can cause real change." "Yeah." "Quick non sequitur." "Do you guys know where I can find a bunch of people that look like me?" "No?" "No biggie." "I tell you what, though." "That slavery thing really worked out for you guys." "Huh?" "Yeah." "All things considered." "[chuckles]" "You know, sometimes I wish we could have just been slaves." "Shit, we might have had a president by now." "You don't see that in Tyler Perry movies, huh?" ""Mom, where's Grandpa?"" ""Oh, he just died at the bar from alcohol poisoning." "That'll be one less for dinner." "Call Red Lobster."" "He was sitting right over there." "I'll lay off you guys for a bit, man." "Uh, anybody got a big family?" "Anybody here got a big family?" " Yeah." " Yeah!" "Yeah." "I got one brother, and he's adopted." "He's still my brother." "But he's been going through a lot of stuff." "Most recently, you know, just him and his dad, a lot of things going on, man." "Like, he had this whole money thing." "You know, all that shit." "He had to get out of town, wanted to move in with me." "You know, became one of those things, is he gonna live out of his boat?" "So of course I took him in." "But he's been living in my apartment for three years now." "This guy doesn't clean, throws his trash all over the place, you know." "Try to be a good host and put on a face." "Now he's bringing people over, parties all week long." "[cheers and applause]" "All the time." "Man, it's loud." "Fucking fireworks, all that shit." "Shooting off guns." "I'm serious." "Now he's fucking with the neighbors." "This guy is the worst." "Fucking nightmare roommate." "God." "Seriously, if any of you guys are Christians, take him in, please." "Take him off my hands, seriously." "His kids practically run the place now." "But the worst part about it is he gave my small pox and now I'm living in the garage." "And he killed all my buffalo." "No?" "I like that one." "You guys hear the one about the Native guy that drank too much Earl Grey?" "He drowned in his tea pee." "[scattered laughter]" "His tea pee." "How much time do I got?" "Two minutes." "Okay, cool." "Uh, did you guys hear about the Native man that drank himself to death?" "Happens every day." "Makes up for 12% of our deaths." "Be sure and tip your waitresses." "Yeah, drink up." "I have this dreamcatcher in my room." "I don't really believe in a lot of that stuff, but... but I got one." "I keep having this dream that... that I'm young, but I feel old." "And I'm stuck in this classroom listening to everybody, except everyone has this rope tied around their ears and their eyes, and they're all shouting at each other." "They're all following each other around in this... this weird circle." "For some reason... for some reason, I'm at the front of the classroom." "And nobody can hear anything, but... but I'm trying to help them, and..." "But they just..." "I don't know." "Anyway, I don't know why I just remembered that." "Listen, we got a lot more comedy coming up tonight." "Um, please stick around." "We're... fuck, where..." "Rob... where's Robert?" "Bobby?" "Where's Robert?" "Hey." "Thank you, Robert." "Thank you." "My name's John." "You guys have a good night." " Thanks, thanks." " John Locklear!" "Let him know!" "Fuck yeah, dude!" "[clapping]" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "All right, hey, uh, moving right along, uh, we got some more comics and our headliner tonight," "Dan Perrault, which rhymes with "an assault,"" "which is why we haven't seen Dan for a while." " Get a better lawyer next time." " Whoo." " All right, so we're gonna..." " Whoo." "[indistinct chatter] [twangy music]" "♪ ♪ [indistinct chatter]" "♪ ♪" "Sorry." "One's going in." "How much you want on it?" "[indistinct chatter] [crickets chirping]" " Hey." " Ah." " I'm sorry, honey." " It's fine." "How did you do?" "Uh, one guy really liked it." "I..." "I think I'm gonna come back tomorrow." "I think I'm a stand-up comic." "That's great, honey." 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"[" "[Encode," "[Encode, Sync" "[Encode, Sync or" "[Encode, Sync or Sub" "[Encode, Sync or Sub by" "[Encode, Sync or Sub by AreLift]" "[Encode, Sync or Sub by AreLift]" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "For you." "One for you." "For you." "One for you." "One for you." "How come we can't ever have just, like, a salad?" "Be grateful, Juan Pablo." "Today is especially delicious." "Orphans, smile and be happy, for God has blessed us with a new teacher." "She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Heart Sisters Lady Mountains" "of Guadalupe." "Sister Encarnacion." "Thank you, Brother." "Children, today I want to tell you a story about Isabel." "Okay, new game." " Go get it!" " Hey, that's my ball!" "Sister." "I'm Ignacio." "God be with you, Ignacio." "Anyways," "I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night for some toast." "Look alive!" "There is a man sick with influenza." "I need for you to pay him a visit, huh?" " But the sister and I..." " You are always complaining of never having priestly duties." "Here is your big duty, huh?" "Go now, so that Sister and I may talk of holy things." "I like your cow." "Where is he?" "Holy Father, please receive this man to your kingdom." "Thank you for coming here today." "This man lived a good life." "He had a wonderful woman," "a lush garden," "and a collection of Russian nesting dolls." "May he rest in peace." "Okay." "Hey!" "Ramses..." "NEW WRESTLERS TOURNAMENT" "GRAND PRIZE $200" "ENTER TODAY" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Okay." "How's it going?" "It's very late, Ignacio." "Give me a second." "Good toast." "So," "everyone calls you guero." "My mother was a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia and my father, a deacon from Mexico." "They tried to convert each other, but they got married instead." "And then they died." "So anyways, let's get down to the nitty-gritty." "Tell me, who is this Encarnacion?" "Well, my favorite color is light tan." "My favorite animal is puppies." "I like serving the Lord." "Hiking." "Play volleyball." "You gotta be kidding me." "Everything you just said is my favorite thing to do every day." "So, you enjoy yourself here at the Brotherhood?" "The children, I love the children." "They are my heart." "But to tell you the truth, the brothers make me cook stew and stuff all day, but they don't give me money for fresh ingredients." "And they don't think I know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do." "Okay?" "Today, I saw a man in town." "People were throwing daisies at him and giving him goodies." "Sometimes I would like that kind of respect." "Who was this man?" "Well, to tell you the truth, he was a luchador." "Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio." "People cheer for him, but he is a false idol." "Whatever." "Be patient, Brother." "This, too, shall pass." "What is this?" "Leftovers." "Enjoy." "There is no flavor." "There are no spices." "Where are the chips?" "Somebody stole them." "Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?" "I was trying to..." " You are useless, Ignacio." " Silence, Brothers." "This is the worst lunch I ever had." "Your only job is to cook." "Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?" "Okay." "Maybe I am not meant for these duties." "Cooking duty." "Dead guy duty." "Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty." "I think your food is good." "I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny, and I will have my glory day in the hot sun." "Okay?" "See you." "Hey!" "Listen to me!" "Hey!" "Mucho take it easy." "I need your help." "Take out the legs!" "Listen to me!" "Today, I have the chance of a lifetime, but first I need a man." "Get off me!" "Don't you see?" "Your skills plus my skills in the ring, tag team." "You're crazy!" "Aren't you tired of getting dirt kicked in your face?" "I am!" "Don't you want a little taste of the glory?" "See what it tastes like?" "No!" "If we win, we get 200 pesos!" "Chancho!" "Chancho!" "Chancho, I need to borrow some sweats." "Are you leaving us?" "No, Chancho, I would never leave you." "I just need to borrow some sweats." "NEW WRESTLERS TOURNAMENT" "His hair." "We bet his hair." "What?" "You can take the Stallion." "I'll take the Pony." "I can't wrestle him." "But you are tall and fast like a gazelle." "You can do it." "Pray to the Lord for strength." "I don't believe in God, I believe in science." "You have not been baptized?" "Hey." "How you doing?" "He's good." "Hello!" "I'm talking to you." "I will come." "Save me a piece of that corn." "Save me a piece of that corn for later." "Hey." "Take it easy." "Come on, Esqueleto!" "Okay." "No problem." "We are dancing." "That didn't hurt!" "And then I disappear!" "Taste it." "Yes!" "I'm going to pull you." "The shoe!" "Anaconda squeeze." "Okay." "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Semental!" "Semental!" "Semental!" "Semental!" "Those guys were a couple of wussies, huh?" "They scalped my hairs, okay?" " I look hideous." " Come on, baby." "And you gave them permission to hurt me like this." "But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven, come on." "Tonight," "I felt something deep inside me," "I've never felt before." "Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name" "and I used my strength to rip my blouse?" "Yeah." "And I saw them knock you unconscious, all right?" "What's this?" "It's money." "What did you think?" "But we lost." "We all get a piece." "Listen, the people, they like you guys." "Come back next week, and I will get another fight for you." "Chancho." "When you are a man sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room." "It's for fun." "Don't worry." "I won't tell nobody." "I'm a little concerned right now." "About your salvation and stuff." "How come you have not been baptized?" "Because I never got around to it, okay?" "I don't know why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science." "But tonight, we are going up against Satan's Cavemen." "And I just thought it would be a good idea if you..." "Praise the Lord!" "Hey, we're not allowed to watch that." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Tag me!" "What?" "What are you doing?" "No, no, no, no!" "No, no!" "Ignacio." "No!" "No, no, no!" "No, no, no!" "What the..." "Move!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Chancho!" "Put him down!" " Fight!" "Fight!" " Put him down, Chancho!" "Stop it!" " Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" " Please, stop it!" "Break it up!" "Break it up!" "Break it up!" "What's wrong with you?" "But, Sister, they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles." "Ignacio, they are wrestling in a sacred place." "Okay, orphans, listen to me." "Listen to Ignacio." "I know it is fun to wrestle." "A nice pile-drive to the face, or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it." "Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor." "So you've never wrestled?" "Me?" "No, come on." "Don't be crazy." "Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but my life is good." "Really good." "I get to wake up every morning at 5:00 a. m. and make some soup." "It's the best." "I love it." "I get to lay in a bed by myself all of my life." "It's fantastic." "Go." "Go away!" "Read some books!" "Have you ever had feelings for a nun?" "No way." "There is this nun." "I just wish I could take off this robe so she could see how strong I am." "Well, bring her to our next wrestling match." "Yeah, right." "Then I'll get kicked out of the monastery." "I have an idea." "Tell me." "Take her on a date tonight and I will bring some of my friends to beat you up, but we will let you win." "So where are you taking me?" "Well, Sister, I saw a bum here today." "There were two bums, and I said to myself," ""Let's talk to these guys about the Gospel. "" "Well, where are they?" "I don't see them." "They should be coming by." "Where is your robe, Ignacio?" "It was stinky." "But these are my recreation clothes." " They look expensive." " Thank you." "I mean, yes, they may have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man." "And beneath a man, we find his nucleus." " Nucleus?" " Yes." "Listen, I don't like the way those guys just looked at you." "Hey!" "Can't you see this woman's a nun?" "And if you guys have a problem with that, well, you can just fight me." "Okay." "You ready?" "You messed with the wrong guy this time." "You ever seen these moves?" "Huh?" "You see these moves?" "Huh?" "You think you gonna..." "Huh?" " Come on!" " This way." "I think he's over here." "Surprise." "Get that corn out of my face!" "Release!" "Release!" "I looked like a fool last night!" "What took you so long?" "It's no use." "I wanna be a great fighter, but I can't even beat a couple of guys in the street." "Nacho." "I think I know someone who can help you." " The Lord?" " No." "He's a water gypsy." "He know wheres to find eagle eggs." "Eagle eggs?" "I'm not listening to you." "You're crazy." "Nacho, I'm telling you." "This is for reals." "His eagle eggs possess magical powers." "You could become the greatest fighter who ever lived." "In order for you to become empowered by the eagle," "you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them," "and then swallow the yolk." "So, what you're saying to me is if I can eat this yolk," "my moves will become the best in the whole world." "Definitely." "High five." " Summon your eagle powers." " What do you think I am doing?" "Eagle powers, come to me!" "Please!" "Tag." "Tag!" "Tag!" "Those eggs were a lie, Steven." "A lie!" "They gave me no eagle powers!" "They gave me no nutrients!" "Sorry." "I don't want to get paid to lose." "I want to win!" "I need professional help." "I need Ramses." "He's the best." "We need to get in with him and his buddies." "We must learn their ways." "But they are pros." "They only hang out with each other." "Then we must go pro!" "But going pro is not that easy." "It's political, obviously." "My area, amigo." "You see that guy over there?" "His name is Senor Ramon." "He's Ramses' manager and he owns all of the big arenas." "He's having a party tomorrow night." "We need to go and show him we mean business, that we are ready for the big leagues." "Over there in the tree is a chipmunk nest." "Here we have the corn." "The best in the city." "It's delicious." "That is where I get the day-old chips, over in a secret place." "And that is a crazy lady." "So now you got a little taste of what I do." "It's pretty dang exciting, huh?" "Ramses!" " How do you know him?" " He's the best." "No, he's not." "May I have his autograph?" "Please?" "Okay." "Let me see what I can do." "Ramses." "How are you?" "Hi." "I was wondering if the children could get a signature from you and maybe a picture." "Listen, the kids are orphans." "They like you." "You are the best." "This party's gonna be crazy." "I mean, we're gonna be pros." "Feel it." "Go on." "I made them." "Go lay down." "Ignacio, I've been looking for you." " Where have you been?" " I've been here." "I've been sleeping." "In a frilly shirt and slacks?" "They are my PJs." "Can I come in?" "No, people might get the wrong idea about you." "Like maybe you are a floozy." "Ignacio, I was in the kitchen and there's no food for tomorrow's breakfast." "Don't worry, I'll take care of it." " But when?" " Good night." "Hey, let go my blouse." "We are wrestlers, too." "We are invited." " Give me a boost." " Okay." "Hey." "What about me?" "I don't think I can lift you." "You are too fat." "Good luck." "Senor Ramon." " Who are you?" " I am Esqueleto, the luchador." "Everybody is a luchador, mi amigo." "I think that me and my friend are ready to go pro." "Ramses, would you like to fight this man in the ring?" "So you want to make a name for yourself, horseface?" "Win the Battle Jam next week." "The winner will fight Ramses in exhibition in front of 5,000 people." "Then you will be a pro." "I forgive you." "Come here, soldier." "How did you get up here so fast?" "Secret tunnels." "Some say wrestlers make bad lovers." "That they save themselves for the ring." "Huh?" "I love you." "Sing!" "Sing something for Ramses!" "Okay, my friend, this one's yours." "What?" "This one yours." "I am singing at the party" "I am singing" "It's my turn to sing at the party" "Everyone is dancing" "Happy party" "But Ramses is not dancing He does not dance at the parties" "Ramses is number one He knows the secrets of desire" "Ramses is the one He puts the people all on fire" "Ramses" "Steven!" "Come here." "That party was lame." "I hate that place." "Hey!" "Take it easy." "It sucks to be me right now!" " How come?" " How come you think?" "I used to really like Ramses." "I wanted to become him." "But it turns out he's a real douche." "Well, win the Battle Jam this week and you can fight him yourself." "Forget it." "What?" "Because I can't go on living a lie." "Earth to Steven." "I'm a friar." "I'm not for that world." "The orphans, they need me, and I have forsaken them." "I got no groceries for breakfast because of you!" "I'm sick of hearing about your stupid orphans." " What did you just say?" " I hate orphans." " Say it again to my face." " I hate them!" "Come again?" "I hate all the orphans in the whole world." "I'm not listening to you." "You only believe in science." "That's probably why we never win." "We never win because you are fat." "Buenos dias, Sister." "So, what you cooking?" "Breakfast." "Ignacio, you have a responsibility to these children." "I know." "Well, where have you been?" "I've been gone because I had a lot of church-y opportunities lately, outside of the orphanage." "Like what?" "Where were you last night?" "To tell you the truth, I went to a wrestling match." "You went to watch a wrestling match?" "Kind of." "You are a man of the cloth." "Lucha libre, it's a sin." "But why?" "Because those men fight for vanity, for money, for false pride." "Yes, it's terrible." "Terrible." "But is it always a sin to fight?" "No." "If you fight for something noble, or for someone who needs your help, only then will God bless you in battle." "You must pray for forgiveness." "Excuse me, Ignacio." "Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?" "Have I focused too much on my boots and all my fame and my stretchy pants?" "Wait a second." "Maybe you want me to fight and give everything I win to the little ones who have nothing so they can have better foods and a better life." "Yeah, maybe that." "Okay, if I win tonight at the Battle Jam," "I will know that you bless my mission and that you want me to be a wrestling servant of you." "I smell cookies." "Flame!" "Flame!" "No, no, no!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "Roll, you fool!" "Flame, flame, flame!" "Yes, it's true!" "I am Nacho, the luchador." "Who?" "Maybe you have seen me on TV." "Nacho!" "No." "This is forbidden." "I knew it." "He is not a man of God." "Tonight," "I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world," "and I will win because our Heavenly Father will be in the ring with me." "And he and I will win 10,000 pesos." "And with it," "I will buy the orphans a big bus to go on field trips to parks and places like that." "I'm serious!" "Nipple twist!" "You can't win them all." "Nacho!" "Where are you going?" "There is no place for me in this world, Chanchito." "I don't belong out there and I don't belong in here, so I'm going into the wilderness, probably to die." "Well, you might need this." "My mother gave it to me before she died." "It was her lucky machete." "You can have it." "I hope to see you again, little Chancho." "Maybe in the next life." "How did you find me here?" "I saw you from the village." "I have some news." "Silencio isn't going to be able to fight Ramses." "He got injured." "Silencio bruised his bunions." "They are swollen really hard." "He's not gonna be able to fight tonight." "You were second place." "You get to fight Ramses." "But I have given up wrestling." "Nacho, you are a great fighter." "And you got something none of these guys have." "The childrens need a real hero." "But I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world." "Not anymore." "I like them." "And they need you, Nacho." "Okay." "Dear Sister, I know you probably hate my guts by now and already believe that I must have died long ago in the wilderness." "But you are wrong, I'm still alive." "Tonight I'll be fighting the greatest wrestler who ever lived, the great Ramses." "I know you don't like wrestling, but know that I am leaving all my monies to the orphans." "And if I die in the ring, know that I always loved you as a brother in God." "Ignacio." "P.S. If we didn't end up taking our vows of celibacy, we could maybe get married and have a family with some ninos." "But, you know, whatever." "Hug, hug, kiss, kiss, hug, hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss, kiss, little kiss." "Ramses is the number one." "His legs are number one." "His eyes are number one." "His muscles are number one." "Ramses is the number one." "While I was in the wilderness" "I wrote a song for Encarnacion in my mind." " Shall I sing it for you?" " Sure." "When the fantasy has ended" "And all the children are gone" "Something good inside me" "Helps me to carry on" "I ate some bugs I ate some grass" "I used my hand To wipe my tears" "To kiss your mouth I'd break my vow" "No, no, no No, no, no way, Jose" "Unless you want to" "Then we'd break our vows together" "Encarnacion" "Encarnacion" "Encarnacion" "Encarnacion" "They are ready for you now." "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Maybe we should pray." "Dear Lord, please bless Nacho with nutrients and strength." " Amen." " Amen." "Ramses!" "Ramses!" "Ramses!" "Ramses!" "Ramses!" "Ramses!" "High five." "Take it easy." "Go, go, go, go, go." "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Okay." "Vertebrae kick!" "Timber!" "I did it!" "Hey!" "We did it!" "Yes!" "Yes!" " Yes!" " Yes!" "Yes!" "[" "[Encode," "[Encode, Sync" "[Encode, Sync or" "[Encode, Sync or Sub" "[Encode, Sync or Sub by" "[Encode, Sync or Sub by AreLift]" "[Encode, Sync or Sub by AreLift]"

"Oh, fuck." "Oh, shit." "Oh, Shit!" "What the fuck was that?" "You know what that was." "Dominic... you've played this scene before." "I did not sign up for this shit!" "Sidney said if... if I played a-a good villain I'd get my own spin-off." "I am not getting killed over no damn TV show." "Do you hear me, Sidney?" "Get us the fuck out of here!" "Sidney's not coming." "Nobody is coming." "You don't know what those monsters can do." "Oh, shit." "Oh, fuck!" "Look at that." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "This is insane." "This is insane." "Oh, no." "Oh, sh-shit!" "What are we going to do?" "What are we gonna do, Shelby?" "What are we gonna do?" "The tunnel." "Come on." "Keep your eyes open-- they could already be inside." "Shelby..." "Shelby." "Shelby, Shelby." "We have to go." "Shelby." "Shelby, we have to go." "Come on." "Come on, Shelby." "Come on." "Come on." "Flashlight." "Flashlight." "Ah!" "There's something..." "There's something." "It might be Edward." "He actually could help." "What the fuck is that?" "It's the Chens." "Oh, shit." "No, no, no!" "S06E08 "Chapter 8"" "To make real thin slices your edge got to be sharp as a razor." "Slide the blade against the stone like this." "It's awake." "Pay attention!" "I'm doing this for your sake." "Now, which part of it tastes the best?" "I'm not an "it." I'm a human being." "I don't remember, Mama." "You set that damn thing down." "Why the hell you always taking pictures?" "Me and Lot play it back for fun." "Mm-hmm." "And do you touch your privates while you watch?" "Now, you take this knife here and just cut your mama some nice filet." "Please don't do this." "People don't eat people." "If you ain't Polk You ain't people." "That's right, Jether." "Tell it our family history." "I ain't good at old stories, Mama." "Oh, come on, now.." "Here you are." "It was the depression." "1929." "Everybody was broke." "Weren't nothing for nobody to eat." "Only thing plentiful were the itinerant hobos." "They was on our land." "Stealing what little we had." "They slaughtered our last pig." "Had themselves a nice meal." "And my kin caught the thieves." "And they looked at 'em and their full bellies and they decided our family" "Hey-- our family was never gonna go hungry again." "And that's when we had our feast." "We found our power." "And our place." "We knew then..." "The Polks weren't like any other." "We were the... only family." "First family." "We were the first family." "And we always will be, so long as we keep up traditions." "They have the death penalty in North Carolina you're all gonna die when they catch you." "Police been in our pockets for years now." "We pay 'em better than the state ever could." "What are you gonna do with that?" "Cauterize your thigh after Jether takes a chunk out of it." "Jesus!" "Wouldn't do to have you bleedin' out before we finish taking prime cuts." "Can I have some water, please?" "What is that?" "You cut off my ear." "It's a present." "For Christmas." "It's the best day of the year." "We each get a pickled ear." "A bag of Mentho-lyptus." "Jar of black strap molasses." "More ammo." "The babies do cuddles with Mama." "I'm too old for that." "Lot gets her bed, but he say I'm too young." "I'm caught dab in the middle." "Why are you crying?" "I want another Christmas with Flora." "Is she your kin?" "My daughter." "You love her?" "Of course." "Every mother loves their children." "Not every mama." "I wanted to be on the TV." "Ishmael, Cain, Lot-- ...they all got to be in the story." "How do you know about the show?" "We're part of the United States." "We get TV." "They're making a new show." "I'm gonna be on it." "You help me, I'll get you on TV." "Make you famous." "Only one person ever been like that in our family." "Kincaid Polk." "He used to take the hogs to slaughter in Chicago where the stockyard was." "Then came the World's Fair." "1800-something." "That's when the Piggy Man was born." "After slaughtering the hogs he'd put on a pig mask and slaughtered people." "Hung 'em up, gutted and skinned, upside down in the bathtub." "He got the idea from the Others." "He saw what The Butcher did." "Stick a pig head on that man and roast him alive." "Made himself a legend." "You can be bigger." "You can be the hero." "Just let me go." "You best put leaving here out of your mind." "Even I can't leave if I want to." "I ain't bigger than Piggy Man." "Never will be!" "So shut your mouth!" "Shut it!" "Don't care to hear your words no more." "Here." "Mama's coming to take a piece off your shoulder." "Snort this." "It'll take the edge off." "No, I can't do drugs." "I'm an addict." "I've worked hard to stay sober." "It doesn't matter, does it?" "There's no after after this." "Why don't you just kill me?" "Why take it piece by piece?" "Tradition mainly." "They didn't have no icebox back then." "It was the way to keep the meat fresh." "But Mama say fear and exhaustion gives the jerky a delicious tang." "So that's it?" "I'm gonna die." "After we take the best parts, we make bone broth." "Give me that shit. ‭" "All right, go, go, go, go, go!" "Come on!" "Go, go!" "Go!" "Jesus." "Fuck my hand." "Oh, shit." "Oh shit!" "Oh, shit." "Oh!" "There's so many of them." "How am we gonna go up against that paranormal activity shit?" "There's no way!" "Hey, what's going on with you?" "Hey, stay with me." "What's happening?" " We're gonna die in here." " No, no Shelby." "Shelby, stay with me." "We're gonna get out." "You've done it before." " I did it because I had Matt." " Fuck." "Matt's dead, okay?" "Oh, come on, now think!" "Shelby, it's the blood moon." "There's got to be some, some rules or-or mumbo jumbo that we can use." "There's nothing." "There's nothing." "Please." "There's no escape." "Hey, we're gonna get out of this." "There's so much out there waiting for us." "I'm gonna get my spin-off." "You're gonna get your yoga studio." "But we, but we have to stick together." "And we can do it." "I know we can." "You're a really good actor." "You think so?" "Okay." "All right, come on, come on." "I got you." "Shelby..." "Shelby, we, we got to go." "We got to go, Shelby." "Come on." "Get up, get up." "Get up, Shelby." "Shelby, come on." " Oh, God." " Oh..." "Aah!" "Come on." "I get you..." "I get you." "Let me go." "Aw, Shelby, this is not funny." "We're back where we started." "I'm counting on you." "Shelby, I need you to do this." "Stay with me." "Dominic..." "I killed the only man I've ever loved." "I took his life..." "with my own hands." "There's no place left for me." "No..." "No!" "Jether." "Jether!" "I have to see Flora." "You can save your breath." "I can't." "In my pants, back pocket." "There's a picture." "Let me see her." "Let me see her." "My sweet, sweet baby." "I want to talk to my Flora." "Baby girl..." "If by chance you see this the first thing you have to know is I love you." "I always will." "You've heard many things about me this past year so I want to tell you the truth." "I killed Daddy." "That's on me, and me alone." "No one else helped me." "It's nobody's fault except mine." "He was gonna take you away from me and I couldn't see my life going forward that way." "I don't know if one day you'll forgive me." "I just want you to go on without the weight of lies and doubt." "You go on, Flora, and rise up." "There's nothing holding you down." "I never done nothing like that kill somebody." "Lot tells me it's just like butchering a pig." "Mama tells me next time, it'll be my turn." "You're gonna kill me?" "Bust your cherry?" " Looking forward to it?" " No." "I don't want to hurt you." "Too late for that." "Come here." "I like you." "I like you, too." "Do you want to touch me?" "I want you to." "I want to tape it so I can watch later." "I won't show nobody." "I want to make you feel good." "Let me touch it." "I know you are watching, Sidney, you son of a bitch." "You need to save me." "Help me!" "I'm dying here." "Why are you doing this?" "Why aren't you fucking saving me?" "!" "None of this would have happened if I just if I just walked away." "All I wanted is my own show." "I'm supposed to go to Thailand next month." "I've never been." "I'm flying first class." "Sidney, I'm so scared." "Sidney..." "Sid" "Help me!" "Why are you doing this?" "Oh, what's wrong?" "I thought you liked having your picture took." "You're on that TV show, mocking our family." "We never meant to mock anyone." "We're just actors." "We play pretend." "Nothing we do is real!" "Our babies was real." "They was took from us 'cause of you." "That wasn't us." "It wasn't us." "It was Matt and Shelby!" "The real Matt and Shelby!" "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about the real people." "We're just actors." "They are the ones who had your babies taken from you, not us." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's them." "It's them you want, not us." "They're at the house right now." "We can take you." "We can go in." "We can leave the door unlocked, and you can go in and drag 'em out!" "Oh, we don't got to do nothing." "Blood moon's here." "‭The Others are gonna get 'em soon enough." "Oh, damn it!" "What happened?" "Damn thing snapped right in half." "I was almost finished with it!" "Goddamn blood moon's gonna be full tomorrow." "We ain't had a rain of teeth in forever!" "Well, where'd you get them teeth on that TV show?" "‭Props." "They were props." "They weren't real." "It was all pretend." "You think it actually rains teeth here?" "Well, it's a gift from the Others." "All them that's been sacrificed over the years." "We think it's those ones." "See, teeth... the only things that don't burn." "Mama tells us we wear these well, we don't burn, either." " Oh, my God." " ‭The Others leave us alone." "Hey, you need more teeth?" "We got two mouthfuls of 'em right here." "No, no, no, no..." "No." "No, no, no." " Please..." " Please, no, don't-don't do this." "Don't do this." "Don't do this!" "No!" "Oh!" "She's a feisty one!" "No!" "No!" " No, no." "Please..." " Please leave her alone." "Leave her alone!" "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "No!" " No." "Please!" " Oh!" " She got some pretty ones in there." " Here you go." " Pass me them pliers." " Yeah." "Please, please don't hurt her." "Please don't do this." "Don't do this!" "Please." "Please, don't do this." "Oh, no!" "Oh, my God." " Are you all right?" " Oh, damn it!" "They broke." "Just standing there laughing for?" "Get her up!" "I got to go get the big pair." " Where is he going?" " ‭Come on." " No!" "Don't touch her!" " Get up." "Huh?" "Get up." " No!" " Yeah, get up." "‭Oh, my God." "‭Oh, my God!" "Help me." "Help me." "How could you break the damn chair?" "Don't leave me." "Don't leave me, Monet." " I'll come back." "I'll come back!" " ¡Monet, please don't leave me." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, I'm gonna die..." "I'm gonna die..." " No, no, no..." " What the hell's going on in here?" "Where's the other one?" "It got away!" "What are you standing around for?" "Go get it!" " Go!" "Go!" " ‭Come on." "Come on." "Go!" "No, no, no, no." "I wasn't doing anything." "I was just sitting here, I swear to God." " Open up." " ‭What?" "My boys need teeth." "You can open your mouth, or I can open it for you." "I paid good money for these teeth." "Ah." "Still got some fire in you...." "It's good." "Keep you alive longer." "Oh, burn in hell!" "You should be thanking me that this is your end else you'd be strung up like that boy in the tree." "You did that!" "Did you do that?" "!" "Oh, now, baby, we wouldn't have wasted good meat like that." "Oh, don't you dare talk about Rory!" "You're not even good enough to say his name!" "You're nothing more than a bunch of pig fucking psychopaths!" "We don't have relations with our animals." "It's forbidden." "Bullshit." "How else do you think you got those deformed monstrosities you call sons, you twat?" "!" "Filthy whore!" "‭Don't you dare talk about my babies!" "‭I can mangle your face!" "Or you could open your goddamn mouth!" "Oh... my God." "Open it." "Hey." "We're gonna get you, girl!" "What the hell you doing?" "Bring the camera back up!" "It's around here somewhere." "You better be filming when I catch it." "Hey, there it is!" "Go get it!" "Go and get it." "Get it!" "Get it!" "Get it!" "Well..." "Give me your mouth." "All right, open up." "No, never..." "Hey, Mama?" "‭" "Lee?" "Oh, my God." "You evil bitch!" "Oh, my God, Lee." "Thank you." "Thank God for you." "Thank God for you." "Thank God for you." "‭Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Oh, my God." "Oh!" "Lee, my God." "What did they do to you?" " Monet?" "Did they...?" " Yeah, she-she got out but who knows how long?" "My ring." "I want to get my ring." "Fuck you, you fucking butchers!" "There we go." "Watch your head." " Here we go." " ‭Okay." "Okay." "God." "Oh, my God." "I should've grabbed some more oxy from those goddamn Polks." "I have some stuff in my luggage in my room." " What?" " ‭Oh, my God." "Jesus Christ, who is that?" "I don't know." " Oh..." " Oh, my God!" "Matt?" "Matt?" "!" "Lee..." "Lee, please, I'm so sorry." "But whoever or whatever did this is probably still in this house." "We have to keep going." "It like you said-- it's done." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Lift up, lift up." "Come on." "Okay." "Lee, please." "I'm so sorry." "Come on." "Keep going." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "All right, wait, wait." "Let me get the door." "Hold on." "All right." "Here we go." "You can do it." "Almost." "What happened here?" "Where is everyone?" "Oh, my God." "Okay." "Okay." "I'm gonna go upstairs and get the medicine and get the medicine" "You're not gonna leave me down here by myself." "All right then." "Come on." "All right." "Lean into me." "Come on." "Come on, lean on me." "Put your weight on me." "Okay." "Okay." "All right." "Okay." "Okay." "I know I've got the stuff in here." "Oh, look." "A little Burberry for under your head." "Lift up." "There we go." "I'm sorry." "Okay." "Okay." "The good stuff." "Do you want a joint?" "Oh, Lee..." "Lee, I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Oh, God." "Okay." "Look at me." "We're gonna be all right, okay?" "We're gonna be all right." "Careful now." "Careful." "You're a mess." "You're a mess." "Fucking bitch took my goddamned tooth." "Here." "How 'bout one of these, yes?" " How 'bout two?" " ‭Yeah." "I'm gonna get us some water." "I'll be right back." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Poor Shelby!" "I feel like part of me has died with her!" " Oh, my God!" " She killed herself." "Did you find Sidney?" "We got to get the hell out of here." "Sidney is dead!" "There is no help!" "We can't go outside and we can't stay here." "They're freaking everywhere, man." "What happened in the basement?" "Who killed my brother?" " Shelby." " ‭Oh, give me a break!" "Then she came up here and she killed herself." "She flipped out when she saw Matt having sex with that thing.." "She just..." "She went nuts and busted his head open with a crowbar." "And she... she couldn't live with herself, so she slit her own throat." "I was here." "I saw everything." "I tried to stop her, but I..." "I just couldn't." "You expect us to believe that shit, when you're the one holding the knife?" "Oh, fuck off." "It's on the cameras." "Oh, conveniently for you, we can't play it back." "You fucking liar." "Shelby would never kill Matt." "She loved him." "She came here to get back with him!" "What are you talking about?" "You're the one that hated her." " Said she was" " Get out of my sight!" " Get out of here!" " Come on." "You did something, you snake." "I know you did." "Shelby would never kill herself!" "She's way too self-centered to commit suicide!" "I played her for six months!" "I know her better than I know myself!" "Listen to me everybody's messed up." "We've all been through a ton of shit." "But this place is fucking dangerous." "Now, if you want to live, we have to stick together." "Fuck you." "Come on, don't shut me out." "Let me in!" "Let me in!" "Let me in!" "You have to open the door." "You have to open the door." "There was something out there!" "I saw it!" " It's his fault they're all dead." " Come on." "Come on, I don't" "Oh, my God..." "If I die..." "I just want you all to know I had so many wonderful performances waiting for you." "There were so many things I was gonna give to you as my fans." "And I promise you, I promise you I will love you always." "I had so much more to give." "I love you." "Oh, thank God." "I didn't think we were gonna make it through the night." "What time is it?" "I can't believe this phone is still working." "We have to go back." "Go back?" "Go back where?" "To the Polk farm." " I'm..." " Have you gone mad?" "I'm not going back out into those woods." "Those two savages are still out there." "We killed people last night, Audrey." "The both of us." "There's a video of it on that farm." "I want that tape before someone else finds it." "‭That video also shows me and Monet being force-fed your goddamn leg, Lee." "They were torturing us!" "I want people to see it!" "There isn't a jury in the world that would convict us." "The wrong people get their hands on that footage the only thing the world will see is the image of you caving in an old woman's head with a hammer." "That is what people will remember, I promise you." "I'm getting that tape, then I'm gonna hot-wire their truck and get the hell out of here." "You're welcome to come with." "Oh, bloody hell." "Take these pills, okay?" "All right let's go." "Oh, God!" "Oh, no." "No, no, no, no." "I don't want to go." "Oh, God..." "Oh, God..." "Oh, God." "He really was such a wonderful scene partner." "He gave me so much to play with." "Some of my best moments were..." "Yeah, hold on there." "Okay." "Okay." "Yes..." "Okay, here we go." "I can't look at him again." "Okay." "Right." "I think we can go out the front door." "It should be safe, it's daylight." "Oh, God..." "Careful." "Okay." "Almost there." "Lean on me more." "It's all right." "Okay." "Okay." "Stop, goddamn it!" "Stop!" "It's me." "It's me." "Dylan?" "Corrections by honeybunny" "Resynced by jantoniot"

"♪ Adventure Time ♪" "♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪" "♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪" "♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪" "♪ The fun will never end ♪" "♪ It's Adventure Time ♪" "Yee-ow!" "Whoops." "And I dub thee sir Jake the dog." "You two now comprise the royal guard of the one true Princess of Ooo..." "That's me!" "As such, you may no longer own property or operate children and must render all treasure and wives unto your sworn princess within a hangman's fortnight." "Joke's on you, man." "We spent all our treasure the other day..." "Plus, don't even have any wives." "Wait, what?" "What about Lady?" "Lady's my girlfriend." "Wait, but..." "That was tree trunks." "Oh, yeah!" "We, the inhabitants of Ooo, owe you heroes our very lives." "As the once powerful and dignified Princess Bubblegum sulked off into exile, it fell upon you two to save us from the impending comet of doom and/or from the hideous Orgalorg, who aimed to eat the powerful comet" "and grow invincible!" "And for that, we are eternally grateful." "I know I am." "But now your bravery is essential to a new heroic task!" "Can you guess what it is?" "Uh..." "Come on." "Guess!" "Um..." "Fight a..." "Fight a dragon?" "Wrong!" "Follow me." "Man, this is stupid as heck." "I miss P.B." "Yeah, I guess." "Phew!" "I mean, except for this sweet armor, though." "This armor's hot like fire." "Nah." "The armor's stupid, too." "Dang King of Ooo, going around like D.J. Snappy." "This is it, fellas..." "The only spot in the kingdom left unscoured during my treasure census." "I'm afraid it'll explode or something if I open it." "But I really think there could..." "Nay, there might..." "Be precious treasures in there, so I want you two to do it." "Man, this seems like a really bad idea." "Yeah, well, it's an order from your princess." "Git, git, git!" "Hey!" "Come on!" "All right, all right!" "Hello." "We are the sworn protectors of the forbidden inner sanctum, heh." "Uh, to proceed, you must answer this ancient riddle." "I forgot the riddle." "That's okay." "I love you." "I love you, too." "Hey, there's stairs back here." "I love you guys." "Oh." "Whoa!" "Wait up." "It's a dragon..." "A candy dragon." "Look." "He sucks the vitamins from the roots and transforms it into candy juice." "And then..." "And then the juice goes in all those drains." "This..." "This is the lifeblood of the whole kingdom!" "Power, defense, recreation..." "This is everything!" " ♪ Mo-mo-mo-money ♪" " It cleans, it nourishes, and, and... ♪ Mo-mo-money, money, money ♪" "♪ Mo-mo-mo-money, money ♪" "Go on." "What are you talking about with all this money talk?" "Yeah, why are you singing the money song?" "What, you don't see it?" "They don't see it." "Look, everyone needs juice to live, right?" "And I control the source of the juice." "So by me charging a mere pittance for every single drop," "I can easily quadruple my treasure pile!" "Man, if you think we're just gonna stand here and..." "Although..." "If this dragon thing could pick up the pace a bit, we could have enough of a surplus left over to export worldwide!" "Hey!" "You there!" "What do you think about picking up the..." "Looks like the Candy Kingdom Empire is finished." "But the four of us will live like kings till the juice runs out." "What do ya say, boys, let's..." "Oh." "I wonder where they ran off to." "Princess, princess, princess!" "Princess!" "Princess, princess, princess, princess!" " Oh, hey, boys!" " Princess!" "Skliz is really blizzed up with the King of Ooo!" "He really blizzed up all the skliz!" "He blizzed it all up, man." "Yeah, well, maybe he should unblizz it, then." "Why do I always got to unblizz everything?" "But, princess, under the tree, there's..." "There's a dragon, and he took the juice." "Oh, no." "This is all my fault!" "Neddy." "Princess?" "Princess, what is it?" "That dragon you saw, he's my brother, Neddy." " Wha-a-a-a-a?" "!" " Wha-a-a-a-a?" "!" "We spawned together from the mothergum." "And now I'm all he has." "Neddy's very sensitive." "It's not safe for him out there." "He needs my help, and I'll need yours." "Wuh-oh." "Aaah!" "Ah!" "Hmm?" "Hmm?" "It's pretty quiet, huh?" "!" "Okay, guys, Neddy's in this cave." "I know because my bod-rod here is calibrated to our sister/brother bond." "Now, people frighten him, so I'm going in alone." "If he tries to run, stop him." "I don't think we can, he's a giant..." "Yup!" "Thanks, guys!" "This armor... is driving me... nuts!" "No way!" "I changed my mind." "I feel like a fancy shield." "Or if I was like a dangerous candlestick." "Like, a knight's candlestick." "You don't stretch, man." "This thing's cramping' my crimps!" "Whoo!" "Dude, I don't like that." "Aah!" "Neddy, you sweet weirdo." "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Oh, no!" "I just want consistency!" "If the King of Ooo tries to come here again, you have my secret permission to stop him." "No holds barred..." "Moosewood stadium freestyle." "So what are you two up to now?" "Eh, guarding stuff, I guess." "Um... hey, Bonnie?" "You always act like a-a loner, right?" "But next to your brother, you're the light of the party." "Sorry, the light of the party." "I mean, yeah." "One of the first things I did after making sure Neddy was safe was to start making the candy people." "I was formed in the Mothergum." "My mind and my gum were in touch with dozens of others like a crowded womb." "I guess I miss that." "But Neddy's from the same place you're from, and he's a wet hot dog around everyone!" "People get built different." "We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it." "Maybe he likes his own company better than I like mine." "Well, do you miss the candy people?" "Hey, babaloos." "Good thing that juice is back on." "I was making a mint, but... hoo, doggy..." "My candles were starting to turn." "Thanks, Jake." "That's the stuff." "Hey, do you know if I can drink this?" "Like, is it like well water..." "Good for bathing, but not so good for drinking?" "You know what?" "I'm going for it." "Yep." "It tastes just like you'd think."

"THE SHAPE OF WATER" "Are you getting married?" "We're so happy for you!" "So what's he like?" " Are you happy?" " congratulations!" "Hey Pino... know what?" "Our supervisor... that bastard PecoriIIa is a shit!" "absolutely!" "He hates us 'cause we've got qualifications..." "Must be: he graduated from elementary school at forty!" "And we've got diplomas so he send us to clean this dump!" " Shit." " absolutely." " Look at this." " And how's the kiddie?" "How is he?" "still the same." "During the day his temperature goes down, at night it goes up..." "He's suffering, does nothing but cry..." "Don't worry, kids get these things, they get over them!" "He won't get over it, I've been going round the hospitals for a year." "I have to take him away from here, and get him to a decent doctor." "But how can I?" "I need money, lots of it!" "OK, come on..." "I'II start over here, you over there." " Saro, Saro!" " What is it?" " Come here, hurry." " Yes, I'm coming." " Hey, hurry!" " What is it?" "Look over there!" "Leave it to me." " Who is it, is he dead?" " Recognise him?" " Shit!" "..." " I feel like I'm in a sauna." "One minute a cold shower, then a hot one." "Do you think we should tell Cusumano?" "Wait, Iet's think a moment." "You know as well as I do that the Deputy is LupareIIo's puppet." " And LupareIIo is... was..." " The one who counted." "With LupareIIo dead, Cusumano don't count for nothin'." " That's true." " What are we gonna call him for?" " So?" " So nothing." " Rizzo!" " Rizzo?" "I don't know him." " Neither do I !" " What the hell are you doing'?" "Stupid bastard..." " hello?" " Mr. Rizzo?" " Yes, speaking." " Sorry to disturb you at this time." "We've found Mr. LupareIIo, we think he's dead." " And why are you phoning me?" " Aren't you his best friend?" "Thank you, but first of all you must do your duty." "Good day." "Good day." " hello..." " Good morning, it's Fazio, sir." " We have a customer..." " And who is it?" " We don't really know yet." " How was he killed?" "We don't even know if he was killed..." "Fazio, you call me and you don't know shit?" "I know, sir..." " Who found the body?" " Two street cleaners at the Mannara." " Isn't Mimi AugeIIo there?" " No sir, he's still on holiday." "He should've been back today!" "I know, sir." "He should've been back, but he had a bit of a problem." "AII right, I'm coming, meanwhile, you phone MonteIusa, get the "Scientifica" down and call Judge Lo Bianco." "AII right, Inspector..." "Livia, there's an emergency, I have to go." "Let me guess: yet again, no weekend, right?" " No, what are you saying?" " SaIvo, want to bet?" "I'II go and see what's happened and be right back..." " How come there are no journalists?" " I didn't want any." "They'II shoot you for making them miss news like this." " Good morning." " If you say so." " You know who the dead man is?" " No." " LupareIIo, the engineer." " Yes?" " You know how he died?" " I'II see for myself, may I?" " Good morning, doctor." " Good morning." " How did he die?" " See for yourself!" "You know he had a heart operation recently in London?" " No." " They give him a double by-pass." "I saw him on TV last week and he seemed in perfect health." "He always wanted to seem in good shape, in politics they're like dogs, as soon as they know that you can't defend yourself, they kill you." "The poor man wanted to indulge a whim, and never left here." " You're not convinced?" " No." " Why?" " I don't honesty know." "When will you let me have the results of the autopsy?" "Tomorrow?" "You're joking!" "Before LupareIIo I've that 20 year old thug that they found..." "AII right, when can you let me have it?" " As soon as I can." " Thanks doctor, goodbye!" "If, in the meantime, they don't have me running around for other bodies!" " SaIvo..." " What?" " Judge Lo Bianco." " Thanks." " hello Judge, MontaIbano here!" " Good morning." " Is it really true that he's dead?" " Yes, so it wouId seem." "Jacomuzzi tells me the body can be moved..." "The sooner the better." "Anyway, keep me informed daily of how the investigation is progressing." "Of course, all right Judge." "Goodbye!" "Let's go to the station... and don't start speeding!" " Sir..." " If you start speeding, I'II kill you!" "One of the most important politicians of the SiciIy, after a degree at the milan University he returned to his home town." "To run the family business of the building dynasty of MonteIusa, his father built the old station, his grandfather the "PaIazzo di Giustizia"." " Is that your dead man?" " Yes..." "I guessed." "... he appeared alongside the party leaders, but always one step behind, to show that he was there by choice..." "In this way, always staying in the background, he managed to escape from the upheaval instigated by magistrates which overturned the political class." "Within a year he had become the standard bearer of the renewal of the party, and 3 days ago was elected provincial secretary." "Invited several times to stand for election, national and local, he always declined for the most noble of reasons, reminding us of the humility, the desire to serve, quietly and modestly, that is the hallmark of the true catholic." " Have they said anything else?" " No, nothing." " The necklace?" " Nothing." "I'm going to see how the little one is." " He's quite better, now..." " Let's hope so!" "Tomorrow morning I'II sell it to the Siracusa brothers." "We're honest people, we can't sell something that isn't ours!" "What do you want me to do?" "Go to my supervisor and hand to him?" "Quiet!" "We could do it in another way:" "tell your supervisor, if someone claims it, we'II hand it over." " Yes, and what do we get out of it?" " Ten percent." " How much do you think it's worth?" " What do I know?" "1 0, 1 5, maybe 20 million." "How can we pay for our son's treatment with 2 million!" " You're right." " Know what we'II do?" "We don't say a word, after a week's gone by, if no-one has come forward, we'II pawn it." ""Sorry to disturb you at this time, we've found Mr. LupareIIo"" ""We think he's dead" "And you're phoning me?"" "No, he didn't say it like that..." ""And why are you phoning me?" "!"" ""Mr. Rizzo"..." ""Speaking"... "Sorry to disturb you at this time, sir"." ""We've found Mr. LupareIIo." "We think he's dead"." ""And why are you phoning me?"" " Good morning." " Inspector..." " Is Fazio here?" " Yes, he's here." "To the switchboard, move!" "Not one of them dares say how we found him." "Fazio, don't be naive!" "And the faked tenders, the bribes?" "AII the fine tricks he got up to with that lawyer Rizzo?" "If you know something, go to Judge Lo Bianco." "What good would it to do?" "No one says anything..." "Rizzo was LupareIIo's link to the Mafia." "At the palazzo di Giustizia there were piles of files of accusations.." "Fazio... the palazzo di Giustizia was built by LupareIIo's father." "Yes?" "MontaIbano speaking." "Good morning, I've been asked to thank you." "Oh, Chief... good morning!" "Who by?" "The Bishop and our minister." "Monsignor Teruzzi was pleased with the Christian charity with which you prevented the journalists from taking and spreading indecent pictures of the body." "I gave that order before I even knew who the body was." "I know, but why should I disappoint the saintly preIate?" " He even quoted PirandeIIo!" " No..." "Yes "The 6 characters", the line where the father says that one cannot remain linked to one dishonourabIe gesture, after a spotless life, because of one mistake." "So we can't hand down to posterity images of him with his trousers down!" "I see you have understood perfectly... anyway, caution!" "Caution?" "What has caution got to do with this?" "I'm just passing the word on as the Minister told me to." " OK, Inspector..." " Caution." "If this is what you had in mind, we could have stayed at home." "No..." "I just have to check something." " Is this where they found him?" " Yes..." " What are you looking for?" " I don't know yet." "So you brought me here to search without attracting attention, right?" " You're very perceptive!" " And you're an arrogant bastard!" " It must have been like that." " What?" "LupareIIo's car, when we found it, was parked there." " So?" "What does it means?" " It means... that he came from the beach, not from where we came." "From the beach?" "How could he have come from the beach?" " I don't know." " OK, so what do we do now?" " Now we call Fazio." " Yes..." "And as you're leaving tomorrow, we'II go to a little restaurant." "And what would you say if instead we went home?" " If you'd rather go home..." " Yes." "Yes?" "Then we'II go home!" "I've been waiting for you for an hour, your men didn't know anything!" " Are you angry with me?" " With you?" "The whole of creation!" " What have they done to you?" " You rushed me!" "This LupareIIo has to be the first even in death?" "!" "?" "will he be at the head of the queue in the cemetery, too?" " You can bet on it." " Dr. Pasquano wants to see you!" "He's seeing me, CatareIIa!" "Dr. AugeIIo phoned me to say he'II be back from his holidays..." "GaIIo and GaIIuzzo are absent..." "Good CatareIIa... please, come in doctor." " So?" " I'II tell you what's in my report." "LupareIIo died of natural causes, his heart gave way." "Just his heart wasn't working, and that's what did for him." " Any other signs on the body?" " Such as?" " I don't know, bruises, bumps..." " As I said: nothing!" "Goodbye... ah, I forgot!" "He managed to do what he went there to do, completely!" "Good for him!" " hello?" " Chief, MontaIbano here." "I wanted to tell you that I've just seen Dr. Pasquano." "I know everything:" "Jacomuzzi told me everything." "How wonderful!" "Sorry, I don't understand." "It's wonderful that someone decides to die of natural causes..." "Yes..." "I almost forgot: my wife has a fabulous recipe for meat balls." "You'II come to dinner Friday?" "Meat balls... yes sir, with pleasure, thank you!" "We'II count on seeing you!" "I'II pass you Judge Lo Bianco." " Goodbye." " Thank you." " MontaIbano?" " Good morning, Judge." "Jacomuzzi says the autopsy was normal." "I've agreed to the burial." " Jacomuzzi again!" " You've no objections?" " No, none, sorry..." " So can we call the case closed?" "could you give me another two days?" " Why, what's the matter?" " well..." "I don't want anyone to think that we had him buried in a hurry because we didn't want to get to the bottom of the matter..." "AII right, I'II give you 48 hours." " Thank you, Judge... goodbye." " Goodbye." "Get out, salvo..." "let's enjoy some of this good sea air!" " Gege... how are you?" " Fine..." " Your sister?" " I took her to barcelona." "There's a specialist eye clinic, there." "They should be able to save the right, at Ieast." " Give her my best wishes." " Of course." "You're her favourite student!" "She'II never forgive me for not becoming a person like you, even if we were best mates at school." " AII you did was copy me!" " This time I've done my homework." "Ask me everything..." "How many people are down at the Mannara?" "About 30, between the tarts and boys of various sorts." "And ManueIe, who's there to make sure there's no trouble." " What happened the other night?" " SaIvo, I wasn't there." "Adanna saw a BMW arrive from the direction of MonteIusa..." " Hang on, who's this Adanna?" " A SenegaIese, a bright lass." "I brought you her address, if you need to speak to her." "Thanks, then what happened?" "Adanna saw the two of them in the BMW screwing." " What did she see exactly?" " You've forgotten how to screw?" "!" "?" "Go on, don't waste my time!" "They were doing it, her on top of him." "Then when they finished, he stayed in the car and the woman got out and walked along the fence towards the road." " A beautiful lass..." " Yes." "TaII, blonde, elegant, with a shoulder bag." "Not the Mannara type, and moreover, she was driving the car!" " Anything else?" " Yes." "ManueIe saw her reach the road and get a lift in a car..." "Hang on, he saw her standing there with the thumb out..." "And someone picked her up?" " SaIvo, how do you do it?" " What?" "You're a natural cop!" "That's just the point." "It didn't seem right to ManueIe, because the lass made no sign." "But a car stopped, the door already open for her to get in." "I've told you everything I've managed to find out about it." "And it's in my own interest." "Cause for me, the sooner this investigation finishes the better." "people will forget about it and we can all get back to work." "In fact, I have to go, this is the time that we do the best business." "Hang on, what do you think happened?" " Me?" " Yes." "You're the cop." "Anyway, if you really want to know," "I think the whole thing stinks." "Let's say the lass was a high class tart." "A foreigner... and LupareIIo didn't know where to take her?" " And if she wasn't?" " Even worse." "As if he'd take her to the Mannara." "Moreover, no-one would let a whore drive a car like that..." "SaIvo, the lass must really have been something..." "She drives down the river bed, no problem." "They get there, screw, the engineer dies between her thighs, what does she do?" "She gets out, straightens herself up, closes the door and goes off." " Does that seem normal?" " It does not seem normal!" " SaIvo." " Yes?" "What came into your mind, man of law, is exactly what came into my mind, delinquent that I am." "You just wanted to see if I thought the same, didn't you?" "Got it in one." "I'm never wrong, not with you." "I have to go." "Bye Gege, thanks." "You were really cute today hand in hand with your girlfriend!" "You make a lovely couple!" "Piss off, Gege!" "Fazio, what's up?" "Nothing sir, sorry I came to wait for you at home!" "No, don't worry." "I wanted to inform you of something that I think important." " tell me." " Something a colleague told me." "He says that one of his informers told him that yesterday some guy went round all the jewellers, the fences and the pawn shops with a warning:" "if someone tried to sell a certain piece of jewellery, they had to inform him." "They understood that they'd be wise to do as he said." "What piece of jewellery?" "A solid gold necklace, studded with diamonds." "It's real, worth several million." "Who lost it wants it back at any price." "I don't see why this should interest me." "Because the man told one fence that the necklace was lost at the Mannara on Sunday night." "Of course, sir, it could be a coincidence." "Let's sleep on it, and we'II talk about it tomorrow, OK?" " AII right, sir." " Fazio." "Yes?" " well done." " My duty, sir." " Goodnight." " Goodnight..." " Who is?" " police!" "Oh, no... you can't get any sleep here." " What do you want?" " To speak to you." " Have you got a residence permit?" " I don't have residence." "If you'd waited some days, I wouldn't be here." "A gentleman loves me, wants to marry me, he will even pay." "Now you take me to prison and everything finished!" "Cover yourself up!" "I want to ask you something, if you answer honestly, I'II go and you can go to sleep." "Did anyone ask you if you had found anything at the Mannara?" "Mr. Gege told us if we find a gold necklace give it straight to him." "Wait, I have a photocopy." "I think so..." "Look, photocopy of the necklace." "Do you know if anyone found it yet?" "No, we looked again last night." "Thank you, I'II keep this." "Go back to sleep." "What?" "I don't go to prison?" " What's your name?" " Adanna." "Adanna, good luck and many sons." " Who is it?" " It's Gaetano, a friend of Pino!" "My son isn't in!" "What?" "Hasn't he finished at the splendor?" "He's finished, but he's gone somewhere else." "Can you open up?" "I have to give him an envelope." " Good morning." " Good morning, I'm Gaetano." " Here's the envelope." " Right." "But where's he gone?" "To RaccadaIi, he's rehearsing a MartogIio play, the one about St. John the Beheaded." "He likes acting." " Excuse me, could you help me?" " If I can, of course!" "Does Peppuccio SpatoIa live around here?" " Peppuccio SpatoIa?" " Yes." "Never heard of him." "What?" "I came here 2 months ago and he lived here..." "No, you've made a mistake, no SpatoIa has never lived here!" "impossible, I remember perfectly..." ""Mr. Rizzo?" "Speaking"" ""Sorry to disturb you at this time, we've found Mr. LupareIIo, we think he's dead"." ""And why are you phoning me?"" ""We think he's dead" "And why are you phoning me?"" "Fazio, take the car and go to the Station, I'II take a walk." " OK?" " AII right, sir." "Good morning, is Saro in?" "No, but he'II be here soon." "Come in." " But he..." " Come in." " Where's he gone?" " He went to the pharmacy." " To get the baby's medicine." " What's the matter with the little one?" " He's sick." " Ah." " The doctors can't explain it." " I'm sorry." "Excuse me... who are you?" "I'm Virduzzo, the accountant from the splendor." "What do you want from Saro?" "well you see, I think I made a mistake with his" "last pay packet and I need to see it." "There's no need to wait for him, I can show you the pay packet." " Come." " Thank you." " Tana!" " Saro." " What do you want?" " It's Mr. Virduzzo, the accountant." "What Virduzzo?" "This is Inspector MontaIbano." "Where have you put the necklace?" " When did you find it?" " early morning at the Mannara." " Did you tell anyone?" " No, only the wife." "Did anyone ask you if you'd found a necklace?" "Yes, FiIippo di Cosmo, Gege GuIIotta's man." " And what did you tell him?" " That I hadn't found it." " And did he believe you?" " Yes, I think so." "And he said that if I found it that I had to give it to him." " Did he promise you anything?" " Yes." "Yes, that he'd beat me to death if he found out that I had it." " 50,000 lire if I handed it in." " What were you going to do with it?" "We wanted to pawn it." " Didn't you want to sell it?" " No, it wasn't ours." "We thought of it like a Ioan, we didn't want to profit from it." "We're honest people, we are." "What did you want the money for?" "We were going to use it to treat our son." "We could have taken him to decent doctors." "Give me a couple of pieces of paper." "please show me exactly where you found the necklace." "You're a surveyor, aren't you?" "I, the undersigned, Inspector MontaIbano declare that I received on the above date a necklace." "sincerely... finished?" "Let me see." " Perfect." " But the date's wrong." " It's eleventh today, not the ninth." " No, the date is right." "You brought me the necklace the same day you found it... clear?" " Keep this receipt somewhere safe." " Are you going to arrest him now?" "Why, what's he done?" "Goodbye!" "There's one of the street sweepers who found the body." " The one whose house you went to." " Ah, yes." "Listen." "Take this to Jacomuzzi, tell him to do all his little tricks, fingerprints.." "But tell him to be as discrete as possible, stress that it could have unforeseen consequences." "Let's see if he bites." "Fazio... just the way Jacomuzzi likes it, eh?" "will you tell me why you came to my house and played your little scene?" "So as not to worry you mother!" " well, if it's like that, thanks." " You're welcome." "Have a seat." "So, how did you know it was me looking for you?" "It was easy: you should at Ieast wear a wig the next time!" " Listen, you write for the theatre?" " No, but I Iike to act." " So what's this, then?" " Ah..." "No, it isn't a scene from a play, it's a..." "This is the transcription of a telephone call that one of you made to Mr. Rizzo as soon as you found LupareIIo's body, right?" " Yes." " Why tell Rizzo?" "Because we thought that he could still do something." "What?" "Let me guess again..." "He could move the car away, have the body found somewhere else?" " Yes." " What did you expect for in return?" "That he might find us jobs as surveyors, you know?" "If you don't find a favourable wind you can't sail anywhere." " Did you intend blackmail Rizzo?" " What, with words?" "So?" "If you believe me, you believe me, if not, what can I do?" "I wrote down the telephone call because it didn't sound right." " Speaking as a man of the theatre." " I don't understand." "Let's suppose that these are lines from a play, OK?" "So, I, the character Pino, call the character Rizzo early in the morning to tell him that I've found the body of the man for who he is:" "friend, secretary, political ally, more than a brother." "And the character Rizzo stays as cool as a cucumber..." " Does that seem right?" " No, go on." "He doesn't ask where we found him, how he died, if he's been shot..." "absolutely nothing... in fact, he tries to distance himself from the dead man." "And puts the phone down." "As a play it's all wrong, the audience would laugh!" "Today, the meeting of the provincial secretariat of the party, saw the election of Dr. AngeIo Cardamone, consultant osteopath at the hospital of MonteIusa, a man who has always opposed LupareIIo IoyaIIy and openly..." "I will do everything in my power to live up to the revered reputation of my late predecessor LupareIIo." "I dedicate all my effort and my science to the renewed party." "Better to dedicate your science to the party, than maim people in surgery." "The members of the secretariat have asked to Mr. Rizzo to assist the new party secretary." "I hesitated for some time before accepting the task." "If I did so, it was only to remain faithful to the memory of LupareIIo, whose motto was always one word: serve." "Goodnight." " hello?" " hello, Inspector." "I'm mortified to have to bother you at home." " No bother." "Who's speaking?" " Pietro Rizzo, I need to see you." " Now?" " Not now." "Given the improcrastinabiIity of the matter, I must see you immediately." " AII right." " I wouldn't have disturbed you..." "I am at your disposal, could we meet tomorrow morning?" "Given that at ten there is LupareIIo's funeral, I'II come to you at eight." "It will just take a few minutes." "Very well, given that you'II have very little time tomorrow, could you give me an idea what it's about?" " On the telephone?" " Just a hint." "AII right, Inspector, if you insist..." "I've heard, but I don't know if the rumour is to be believed, that you have been handed an object, found on the ground, by chance." "I've been asked to recuperate it..." "hello, hello?" "!" "?" "I dropped my pen, excuse me, I'II see you tomorrow at eight!" " Thank you." " AII right." " Thank you again." " Goodbye." " Goodbye." " Goodbye..." "well done Jacomuzzi, you fell for it!" "Have you lost your mind?" "You make me rush all the way from MonteIusa to Vigata, just to ask me if I can pronounce a word?" "I can say that word!" " So say it!" " What's so hard?" "Impocrasti..." "Impocra..." "Improcasta..." "ImprocastibiIity!" "No, improcrastinabiIity..." " Is that how you say it?" " Yes, you need to be very good!" " And you're good." " Listen, NicoIo..." "How come you at "ReteIibera" have become english?" " In what way?" " In what way..." "LupareIIo dies in a sort of open air brothel, with his trousers down, and rather than taking advantage of the situation you all draw a discrete veil over the situation." "We're not in the habit of taking advantage of these things." "NicoIo, do me a favour!" "AII right." "Rizzo rushed to see our "Red Baron" FiIo di Baucina and appealing to his gentlemanly nature, begs him not to talk about the state of LupareIIo's trousers." "And you, the man who always says what must be said, since the Baron holds 70-80% of the station, what do you do?" " You say "Yes, sir"." " exactly." " NicoIo!" " Listen..." "I belong to a dying breed, the honest journalist." "Then I'II explain: in my opinion, Rizzo asked us not to talk about the circumstances of his death to hurt him, not to help him." " That I don't understand." " I'II explain to you, innocent." "If you want a scandal to be quickly forgotten, talk about it as much as possible, on the radio, TV, in the papers..." "until people get sick of it and don't want to hear any more." "Get it?" "On the other hand, the silence begins to speak..." "exactly." "We've had hundreds of calls at the station these days." "Is it true that the engineer was doing two of them at a time?" "That he gave fabulous jewellery to his whores..." "talking of jewellery, they say they found something..." " jewellery?" " Yes." "No, sounds like a load of rubbish to me." " Eat, eat!" " I'm eating..." "What can I do to ask your pardon?" " For what?" " For disturbing you at home." "Don't worry about it, if the question is improcrastinabIe... have a seat." "Thank you." "I'II come straight to the point, a young couple, very respectable," "Iate last Sunday evening, follow an ill considered whim." "The wife convinces the husband to take her to the Mannara, the woman gets out, but she's almost immediately upset by the vulgar approaches made to her and they leave." "At home she realises that she has lost a precious object." "A solid gold necklace with a heart covered in precious stones." " What a strange coincidence." " I beg your pardon?" "I was just thinking that in the same place, LupareIIo died." "I noticed that myself, you know?" "The tricks of fate." "I've come to ask you to return the object to its rightful owners," "I've their authorisation, here." " May I see it?" " certainly." "Thank you." "Before revealing the names of my clients, I'd Iike to be sure that you're in possession of the object." "Of course." "Who is this Giacomo Cardamone who has signed?" "The son of Professor Cardamone, our new provincial secretary." " certainly, it is most strange." " Sorry?" "I think fate is playing a few too many tricks this time." "In what sense?" "The son of the new political secretary finds himself at the same place in which the old secretary, his implacable enemy, dies..." "well, now that you point it out... yes." "But I refuse to accept that there is any connection between the two events." "As I do." "Whose is the signature, next to that of Prof. Cardamone?" "That's his wife, a Swedish lady." "A rather imprudent lady." "What would this necklace be worth?" "I'm not an expert, but the owners told me about 80 million." "well, in a while I'II call Jacomuzzi, who has custody of it." "Tomorrow one of my officers will bring it to your office." "I really don't know how to thank you." " obviously, you'II sign a receipt." " Of course!" "And a cheque for the percentage owed to the person who found it." "Let's say ten million..." "More than fair." "Who do I make it out to?" " To BaIdassarre Montaperto." " BaIdassarre Montaperto." "One of the two sanitation workers who found the body." "Fazio... any calls?" "Judge Lo Bianco, I told him you were out." "Good... go and see Jacomuzzi and get him to give you that necklace." "Then go to Zito and get him to write down everything he knows about Giacomo Cardamone and his family." "tell him I want to know everything, about him and his Swedish wife." "I know her: one metre eighty taII, blonde, legs up to here and breasts..." " You still here?" " Sorry." " Good morning." " What's happened?" "I've got good news, is your husband home?" " Yes, please, come in." " Thank you." " Good morning, Inspector." " Good morning." "I want to tell you something." "Where were you thinking of taking your son with that money?" "In switzerland, my brother's there, he can put us up for a while." " Have you got money for the trip?" " We've put some money by." "Very good, you go to the station and get the tickets, today." "No, go to RaccadaIi." "There's an agency there." "Why all the way to RaccadaIi?" "Nobody here must know anything about it." "Don't even tell your family where you are going." "Sorry Inspector, but you're talking as if we're doing something illegal!" "Saro, you must trust me and do as I say." "But what are we going to do up there?" "We don't have enough money!" "Tomorrow morning one of my officers will bring you a cheque for 1 0 million." "1 0 million!" "..." "Why?" "It's your reward for finding the necklace..." "It's all yours." "As soon you as you get the cheque, run to the bank and leave." " Who's the cheque from?" " Rizzo." " Rizzo!" " Saro..." "Don't worry, I've got everything under control." "But it's better to be cautious, I don't want him to have second thoughts." "Ten million are ten million, after all." "Thanks Fazio, off you go." " Inspector MontaIbano!" " Good morning Judge Lo Bianco!" " How are you?" " Fine, can I have a word?" "certainly." "I've just come from the funeral, LupareIIo's widow fainted." "I was literally besieged by important people, all asking me the same question." "Why hasn't the LupareIIo's case been closed?" "You've guessed it." "I wouldn't want anyone to think..." "If you don't have anything concrete, close the case." "Take my advice." " You're right, Judge, but..." " I don't get it." "What do you expect to find out?" "He died of natural causes." "You don't accept it only because he went to die at the Mannara?" " No..." " Satisfy my curiosity." "If he'd been found at the side of a road, would you have found anything strange about it?" "Answer me." " No." " So what are you driving at?" "The case must be closed by tomorrow, no later." " By tomorrow?" " Yes." " Agreed." " Thank you, Inspector." " Goodbye." " Have a good day, goodbye." " It couldn't be until Saturday?" " AII right." "But if it goes on even an hour longer, I wash my hands out!" " AII right." " Goodbye..." "Goodbye." "MontaIbano, I'm sending you the note you wanted about Cardamone." "As you know he's the son of the new political secretary since the death of LupareIIo." "He is the classic son of a rich father, thick as a plank, who never wanted to study or apply himself to anything." "Passionate about racing cars and horses." "In Sweden he met a rally driver, Ingrid Sjostrom, a six foot blonde." "Love at first sight and marriage, they've been together for 5 years." "She betrays her husband with frankness and equanimity." "It seems that even Prof. Cardamone had his way with his daughter in law." "I pass this gossip on to you." "I hope I have been as indiscreet as you wished..." "nicola." " Do you know much about art?" " Yes, a little." "I know less than you do, but I Iike these." "There are about thirty of them in the house." "My husband bought them, they were his secret vice, as he liked to say." "unfortunately, not the only one." " Do you feel better?" " Better than when?" "well..." "I heard that you fainted in the cathedral." "No my dear, I just pretended to faint." "I'm good at it." "Something came into my head:" "if a terrorist, I said to myself, blew up the church and all of us inside, a good 1 0 % of the hypocrisy in this country would disappear with us." "So I had them take me outside." " shall we sit down?" " Thank you." "The police Chief told me that you're in charge of the investigation, and that you're an honest man." "I was amazed that there are still honest people around, that is why I called." " I can only thank you." " Spare me the compliments." "Are you absolutely sure it wasn't murder?" "absolutely." "So why haven't you closed the enquiries?" "frankly, it's only impressions, given that it's death by natural causes I should be doing other things." "So, if you have nothing new to give me, this evening I'II tell..." "But I do have something new." "I don't know what impressions you have..." "I'II give you mine." "My husband was an ambitious man, but very shrewd." "He carried out his little affairs in a little cottage at Capo Massaria." "If you Iike, go and have a look." "You'II certainly find some revealing traces of his loves." "I've gathered some information and the replies have been rather vague." "Inspector, I never blamed my husband:" "about 2 years after the birth of our son, we were no Ionger a couple." "So I have been able to observe him calmly, without my vision being clouded by emotions." "I'm sorry, but you misunderstood me, when I spoke of his loves," "I wasn't particularly talking about sex." "Going back to what we were saying earlier, I'm convinced that it was not a murder, a physical elimination, but a political crime." "could you explain?" "In my opinion, my husband was physically forced or blackmailed, into going to that infamous place." "They had a plan, but did not have time to fully carry it out because his heart gave way." "And who are they?" "I don't know, his political adversaries or some business contact." "There's one problem, you have no proof." "Inspector." " How did you get them?" " I have some good friends." " Have you looked at them?" " No." "You should have." "Look carefully." "His trousers are down, you can see his underpants." "You can even see the label." "I see it." "So?" "You shouldn't be able to see it." "These underpants (if you come into his bedroom I can show you others) have a label inside." "He put them on inside out." "Perhaps he didn't notice..." "No!" "SiIvio was absolutely meticulous in his dress." "This can mean only one thing." "Which is?" "That they took him by surprise and forced him to dress in a hurry." "And naked must mean that he was in the villa in Capo Massaria." "Which is why I gave you the keys." "They wanted him to look like a pig so they could expose him to ridicule." "It would have been better for them if he hadn't died." "But the plan worked anyway." "AII my husband's men are out of the new party executive." "only Rizzo survived." "In fact he profited." "How come?" "That is for you to find out if you want to." "Or you can just accept the shape of the water that they gave you." "Sorry, I don't understand." "When I was a child, where we spent our holidays," "I had a little friend, a peasant's son, younger than me." "One day, I must have been about ten" "I saw that he had put on the edge of a well a bowl, a cup and a square tin, all full of water, and was staring at them." "I asked him what he was doing and he answered with a question:" ""What is the shape of water?"" "Water doesn't have a shape!" "I said laughing:" ""It takes the shape that it is given!"" " May I, Aunt?" " Giorgio, darling!" "How are you?" " How are you, Aunt?" " I'm fine, darling." "Inspector, this is Giorgio Zicari, my nephew, my sister's son." " MontaIbano." "pleased to meet you." " How do you do?" " would you excuse us, Inspector?" " Yes..." "How are you feeling?" "Did you manage to sleep last night?" " No, Aunt, I can't." " Know what you should do..." "Dr. Capuano is through there: get him to prescribe you some pills." " You must rest." " Thank you." " Go..." " Goodbye, Inspector." " Goodbye..." " You must excuse him." "I wanted my son to study and get a job far away from here." "For reasons which you can guess." "So my husband turned all his affection on his nephew." "Giorgio even came to live with us." "Much to the displeasure of my sister and her husband." "Rita!" "Now, Inspector, I must return to my guests." "Rita, show the Inspector out." "Goodbye, Inspector." " Miss, help me!" " Oh my God!" "hold his feet!" "He's going to hurt himself." "Rita, I'II take him." "Don't tell Mrs. LupareIIo." "OK..." "Has it happened before?" "Every time he forgets to take his pills." " How long does it usually last?" " One or two minutes." " Do they know what it is?" " They say it's some kind of epilepsy." " Once you have it..." " relax." "You're at home." "Everything's all right." "Thank you..." "I assume you're Inspector MontaIbano." "I'm Stefano LupareIIo." " pleased to meet you." " hello." " Listen, how come here..." " He had a car accident." " He took the collar off a few days ago." " When he is himself again, ask him to pop by my office in Vigata." "Goodbye, and my condolences." "Some little cottage!" " Yes, hello?" " hello, salvo, how are you?" " I've finally caught you at home." " Papa?" "Yes, it's me." "I wanted to talk to you." "I've tried a few times, but you're never at home." " I'm rather busy at the moment." " Yes, so I read in the papers." " How's it going?" "How are you?" " Fine Papa, fine." " And how are you?" " Fine, fine." " I haven't heard from you for ages." " exactly a year." " Anyway, I'm managing." "And Livia?" " Livia's fine..." " She was here until two days ago." " Say hello to her for me." "She's a good lass." "But I don't want to take up too much of your time." "I called about the wine." "unfortunately, I don't have time to pass by Vigata again this year but.." "I'II send it to the house." "It's good this year, eh?" " But there's no need..." " No, you'II have a glass." "So, bye, SaIvuzzo." "Goodnight!" "Take care." "Papa..." "Fazio!" "Inspector!" "I was passing by and I thought I'd drop in." " Everything's fine!" " What's fine?" "Rizzo thanks you." "He says he will find some way to pay you back." "Let's hope not." "Yeah, some of Rizzo's ways to pay people back are things his creditors could do without." " Did you go to Saro?" " Yes, I gave him the cheque." "I had to insist with him and his wife." "They weren't convinced." "They thought it was some kind of con-trick." "They started kissing my hands." "I'II spare you all the things the good Lord should do to repay you." "OK, go home." "OK, Inspector." "Excuse me, Inspector." "Has something happened?" "No, why?" "I thought that..." "Nothing, nothing..." " Why did you want to see me?" "." " I wanted to see you because" "I have to ask you a few questions." "I use first names with everyone." "What's your first name?" " SaIvo." " My name is Ingrid." "Nice to meet you, Ingrid." "Rizzo told you we found your necklace?" "He'II have told my husband." "Listen, satisfy my curiosity." "Are you in the habit of losing and finding diamonds?" " Why?" " I tell you we find your necklace worth hundreds of millions and you don't bat an eyelid?" "I don't like jewellery." "See?" "I don't even have a wedding ring." "Where did you lose it?" "I was curious to see this Mannara." "Mannara." "I convinced my husband to take me there." "I got out, took a few steps and I was practically attacked." "I got scared thinking my husband would start fighting with someone." "So we left, and when I got home" "I realised I no Ionger had the necklace." "That's it." "Why were you wearing it, if you don't like jewellery?" "It doesn't seem suitable for the Mannara." "Because in the afternoon I was with a friend who wanted to see it." "Listen, Iet's get one thing straight:" "I'm a policeman, but whatever you say in this car is just between you and me." "Why did your husband choose Rizzo as his lawyer?" " ShouIdn't he have?" " No, it's not logical." "Rizzo was the right-hand man of LupareIIo, your father-in-Iaw's greatest political opponent inside the party." "By the way, did you know LupareIIo?" "By sight." "I don't know a thing about politics." "I'm getting bored." "I thought meeting a policeman would be more exciting." "OK, if you're so bored, have a look at this." " Why have you got it?" " Is it yours?" "Sure!" "Look, it's even got my initials on it!" "They tore them off, but you can see the imprint." "Why take them off?" "And who?" "I don't know." "shall we go?" " Where are we going?" " Somewhere you know well." "You'II see, you'II feel right at home." "Stop!" "Damn you!" "Piss off!" "That'II teach you to play stupid tricks!" "Have you hurt yourself?" " Yes!" " well done." "Let me see." "Come in, come in." "Anyway, you won't find anything." "Yes." "Come here, come here." " Are these yours?" " I've never worn a wig." "These are yours, right?" "They shouldn't be there, right?" "And the bag was in the wardrobe, too?" " And where was the necklace?" " In the bag." "I had to wear it once, then I came here and left it." "In the bag?" "Did you bring the clothes in the wardrobe or did someone else?" " I brought them." " Were you LupareIIo's lover?" "No." "I only went to bed with him once, years ago." "He brought me here." "Never again." "But we became friends, real friends, Iike I'd never been with a man." "And that one time you brought jeans, underwear, necklaces, bags?" "No." "After a while I asked him if I couId use this house sometimes, and he said I couId." "He didn't even want to know who I brought here." "AII he asked was that I never said who owned it." "I brought just one man here, always the same one." "Someone who forced himself into my Iife two years ago." "Because, afterwards I didn't want it to go on." "After what?" "After the first time." "He frightened me." "He's obsessed with me." "And when I bring him here, he jumps on me, becomes violent, rips my clothes off." "That's why you keep clothes here?" "Can't we go somewhere else to talk?" "This place depresses me." "I want to show you something." "The riverbed leads directly to the beach in front of the Mannara." " could you go down it in the car?" " You know all about me, don't you?" "I'm not sure." "But I can try, if you Iike." "Go." "And goodbye." "You've made a right fool of me." "I might just make it!" "Give me a handkerchief." "I'II try, Inspector, but you've seen how I've hurt my foot." "should I go fast?" "No." "The thing is to arrive safe and sound." "Come on." "Get in!" "Put your seat belt on." " See how good I am?" " You're really good!" "Anyone can do it." "The trick is to get to the bottom with the car in one piece." " And is mine?" " Try it." "No need, I can see." "This is where they found SiIvio, isn't it?" "Yes." "And behind the wall of the old factory they found your bag." "SaIvo, it wasn't me." "I swear I don't know anything about all of this." "Christ!" "This hurts like hell!" "Go and lie down over there, I'II make you a bandage." "Lie down there, make yourself comfortable, I'II be right there." "Gege, it's me, salvo." "Can you talk?" "I need a name." "It's something that won't compromise you." "But I want a precise answer." "Yes?" "I was telling you" "I want to ask you a name but I want a precise answer." "It's very important." "well..." "I'm sorry, but I just can't stand up." "Give me your leg." " Does it hurt?" " Yes!" "It doesn't look serious." "You know something, Inspector?" "You're the first gentleman I've met in a Iong time." "Yes?" "Last Monday my husband was awakened by a phone call that I didn't understand, I was too tired." "He got dressed quickly and left." "He came back two hours later and asked me where the necklace was." "I couldn't tell him that it was in the handbag in SiIvio's house, so I told him that I had lost it a Iong time ago and that I hadn't had the courage to tell him for fear that he'd get angry." "Then Giacomo had me sign a blank piece of paper that he said was needed for the insurance." "And the story of the Mannara, how did that come about?" "He told me that Rizzo had told him that the insurance company wanted a more convincing explanation, and he had suggested the story of the Mannara." "Mannara." "It means pasture:" "a shepherd used to bring his flocks to pasture there." "Mannara." "That story didn't convince me, it seemed invented." "But Giacomo said that everyone already thought I was a whore, and so everyone would believe that I allowed myself to be taken there." " I understand." " I'm the one who doesn't understand." "They wanted to frame you." "LupareIIo died at the Mannara and a woman persuaded him to go there." "They wanted me to believe you were that woman." "it was your bag, your necklace, your clothes in LupareIIo's house, you know how to drive down the Canneto..." "I see." "No, it's not possible that Giacomo agreed to this." "I don't believe it." "Maybe he was forced to get you involved in order to protect somebody who he holds closer to his heart." "Protect someone else from what?" "SiIvio died while he was making love, it was no one's fault!" "To protect someone from a scandal." "The man you brought to LupareIIo's apartment was your father-in-Iaw, right?" "It's the most horrible thing that's happened to me since I've been here." "You don't have to tell me the details." "Two years ago, my father-in-Iaw had to go to a convention in Rome." "At the Iast minute, my husband couldn't come, but he insisted that I go." "The last night in Rome, he came into my room." "He seemed crazy." "He knelt at my feet saying he couldn't sleep with the thought of my being so close, alone." "I went with him" "just to calm him down and because I was afraid." "In the plane, on the way back, he cried." "He promised it wouId never happen again." "But it did." "He touched me whenever he could, even risking being discovered by his wife..." "or by Giacomo." "That's why I begged LupareIIo to to lend me his house." "What's wrong?" "You keep rubbing your neck." "It hurts." "It must have happened it when we went down the Canneto." " How's your ankle?" " Better, thanks." "What's so funny?" "We're like two patients in a hospital!" "Can you walk?" "If it were up to me, I'd stay here until tomorrow morning." "You want me to massage your neck?" "I'm good, you know?" "No, thanks." "No massage for me." " Thanks." " For what?" "Fazio!" "Any news?" "LupareIIo's son called." "He said that his cousin Giorgio couldn't stop by this morning." " Why?" " It seems that he was out all night." "He got home early this morning in pretty bad shape." "They gave him a sedative and he's sleeping." "Inspector!" "Inspector!" "They've killed Rizzo." " What do you mean, killed Rizzo?" " Shot him." "They found him in the San Giusippuzzu area." "I'm going." "Inspector!" "Can I tell my brother-in-Iaw the journalist...?" " A classic execution, coId-bIooded." " How many were there?" "There was only one gunman." "The poor lawyer left his office at six thirty this morning and was on his way to Tabbita." "He had an appointment with a client." "He left alone, we're sure of that, but on the way" "I believe he picked up someone he knew." "In my opinion, it was a Mafia crime." " Why a Mafia crime?" " He probably made some mistake, feeling a little more powerful after the nomination the other day." " And they didn't forgive him." " How can you be so sure?" "The way he was killed." "First, they kicked the shit out of him, then they had him kneel and shot him at the base of his skull." "What kind of weapon?" "Pasquano says that at first glance, considering the entry and exit wounds and that the barrel was pressed against his skin, it was probably a seven sixty-five." "A seven sixty-five!" "Inspector MontaIbano, my name is PrestifiIippo ArcangeIo, your father's partner in the vineyard." "I'm not sure my heart can take it." "I have bad news:" "You have the right to know that your father isn't well." "I had my son examine him, he's a good doctor, and had him taken to the hospital." "They did all the tests and the result is that your father had an incurable disease in his lungs." "I'm sorry to give you this terrible news." "Your father didn't want me to write this letter." "But your father is at the end, if you want to see him alive, come." "Goodbye." "PrestifiIippo ArcangeIo." "Inspector, you've hardly touched anything this evening." "But the meatballs were delicious, believe me." "AII right, I believe you." "I'II leave you two alone so you can continue to talk about your murders." "Excuse me." "well, MontaIbano, I had intended, this evening, to find a way to scold you for not having wrapped this up yet." "And from what I've understood so far, between honest sanitation workers and easy Scandinavians, I'd have done well to do so." "Things have got very complicated, sir." "Let's try out this hypothesis:" "Iate Sunday evening, around 7 o'cIock, LupareIIo tells his wife that he'II be home late, because of a political meeting." "Instead, he goes to the villa" " at Capo Massaria for a love tryst." " With whom?" "I won't tell you, you'II figure it out soon enough." "while making love, or shortly thereafter, LupareIIo dies." "The person with him panics, runs around and loses the necklace without even realising it." " Mrs. Sjostrom, then." " This person decides to call Rizzo and ask for his help." "Rizzo advises getting out of the house immediately:" "he'II take care of everything." "Reassured, the person leaves the scene." "Wasn't it a woman who took LupareIIo to the Mannara?" "Yes and no." "Let me go on." "Rizzo races to Capo Massaria and quickly dresses the body, because he wants to get it out of there, wants it found in a less compromising spot." "But then he sees Sjostrom's necklace on the floor." "He realises that this just might be his lucky day." "He can blackmail Cardamone and become the number one in the Party." "But first he has to make sure that LupareIIo's followers don't go after his position." "And he understands that to do that, he has to totally smear LupareIIo." "He gets the idea of having his body found at the Mannara." "And while he's at it, why not have people believe that the woman who wanted to go there with him was Ingrid Sjostrom, the daughter-in-Iaw of Cardamone?" "Of course." "If his plan works, even Cardamone is in his hands." "exactly." "And what does our good Mr. Rizzo do?" "He calls two of his men." "One is called AngeIo Nicotra, better known in homosexual circles as marilyn." "When his men arrive, Rizzo makes marilyn dress like a woman, has him put on the necklace and tells him to take the body to the Mannara via the dry riverbed." "Why?" "In order to have further proof against Sjostrom, who was who was a rally driver and able to take that kind of road." "Do you realise that you're playing with fire?" "believe me, Chief, it doesn't amount to anything." "marilyn gets to the Mannara, fakes an embrace with LupareIIo, then gets out of the car and walks away." "When he gets near the old factory, he drops the necklace in a bush and throws Sjostrom's handbag, with the initials ripped off, over the wall, an extra clue just in case someone pockets the necklace." "At dawn, Rizzo calls Cardamone and begins to play his cards." "Of course, but he's playing with his life too." "That's another story." "I have to admit that it's an intelligent piece of work." "But to be brutally honest, there's a hole in all this." "You have no proof, and it can all be read in a different way." "A decent lawyer could pick it to bits without breaking into a sweat." " I know." " well then, what do you intend to do?" "Tomorrow I'II tell Lo Bianco if he wants to file the case away, it's OK with me." "AII right." "Chief, one last thing." "If it's all right with you, I'II take a day off." "Of course." "Is there a problem?" "No." "I'm just tired." "This way, please." "please, wait a moment." "Mr. MontaIbano?" "please, have a seat." "I'm very sorry to have to tell you that your father passed away peacefully last night." "salute!" "I'm sorry I didn't arrive in time." "Not even I arrived in time." "He died alone." "Inspector!" "I'm so sorry, Inspector, I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry, Inspector, maybe" "I should have written that letter sooner." "But your father wouldn't let me." "He didn't want you to worry!" "I'm so sorry!" "Forgive me!" "Forgive me!" "This is your father's watch." "He left it for you." "He'd be happy if you wore it." "It's your father's last gift to you." "Forgive me, Inspector." "Fazio, I need to be alone for a few days." "I think I'II also unplug the phone." "Can I count on you?" "Don't worry." "I'II take care of everything." " Any news?" " Nothing, just everyday stuff." "Oh yeah, Mrs. LupareIIo called twice." "It's about her nephew Giorgio." " Why?" "What's happened?" " He's disappeared again." "I notified the flying Squad and I gave them a description of the boy." "Good job." "Don't let anyone call me." "I'II see you in a couple of days." " Inspector..." " Thank you." "Can't sleep?" " What are you thinking about?" " Nothing." "That night, the night that LupareIIo died, he was with his nephew Giorgio in a villa." "With his nephew?" "Yes, a beautiful boy, looks like an angel fallen from heaven." "Giorgio was very close to his uncle, only that at a certain point, affection changed into love, into passion." " You mean..." " Yes." "They were in the villa making love." "But that night, LupareIIo's heart gave out." "Giorgio, crazy with grief and fear of the scandal which would have smeared his uncle's reputation," "dressed his uncle and took him away." "He even put on his neck brace to hold his head up." "Then, panicking that he wouldn't get away with it and worried about having an epileptic fit," "he telephones Rizzo, his uncle's best and most trusted friend." "But he doesn't know that for Rizzo, LupareIIo's death, arranged to suit him, could make his fortune." "Rizzo puts together a plan to smear LupareIIo and gain control of the head of the political current opposed to LupareIIo, that is, Doctor Cardamone." "Knowing that Cardamone's daughter-in-Iaw, a Swede, is often at that villa, he tires to make suspicions fall on her." "Now marilyn, a homosexual and one of Rizzo's men, enters the scene." "LupareIIo's BMW, driven by marilyn, with the body of the dead engineer," "arrives at the Mannara where LupareIIo is found." "marilyn pretends to make love to the engineer." "He gets out of the car." "He throws Ingrid's necklace away and, just to be sure," "leaves another clue, Ingrid's bag with her initials ripped off." "But you Iike this woman." "Don't you, salvo?" "Yes, she's extremely beautiful." "And since I know what you're thinking, I'II tell you that" "I destroyed all the fake proof against her." " I don't believe you." " I've done even worse." "Listen to me." "Rizzo, who's got Cardamone in the palm of his hand, commits a grave error: he underestimates Giorgio's reaction." "Overcome with emotion, Giorgio runs to the villa at Capo Massaria, gets his uncle's gun, which was in the villa, meets up with Rizzo, beats him up and then shoots him in the head." " Have you had him arrested yet?" " No." "I told you that I had done worse than just eliminate the fake evidence." "My colleagues in MonteIusa think that Rizzo was killed by the Mafia." "And I'm keeping what I believe to be the truth to myself." "But why?" "You knew there was a pistol in the villa," " the pistol that Giorgio took?" " Yes." "And you left it there?" "Yes." "So you gave yourself a promotion?" "From Inspector to god." "A second-rate god, but a god nonetheless." " Inspector MontaIbano!" " Mrs LupareIIo." "I heard about your father." "My sincerest condolences." "Thank you." "Are you leaving?" "I came to accompany my son." "He's going back to milan to his job and I'II be joining him as soon as possible." "As soon as I've taken care of some things." "And then there's the funeral." " What funeral?" " Then you don't know?" " What?" " Giorgio, my nephew, is dead." " What do you mean "dead"?" " Don't you remember that some time ago I phoned you at the station to see if you had" " any news about Giorgio." " I remember very well." "The next morning he still hadn't returned home." "I felt obliged to notify the Carabinieri too." "But the police and Carabinieri investigations were superficial." "Perhaps they were too busy looking into the murder of Rizzo." "On Sunday afternoon, a fisherman on his boat saw a car drive off the cliff right below the SanfiIippo curve." "Do you know the area?" "It's just before Capo Massaria." "Yes, I know it well." "Were they able to establish the cause of the accident?" "Inspector, as you know, my nephew never got over my husband's death, he was confused, too many tranquiIIisers, too many sedatives." "Instead of following the curve, he drove straight on, through the wall." "He just never got over it." "Now, excuse me, Inspector, I'm going to say goodbye to my son." " Goodbye." " Goodbye." "Livia was right." "I wanted to act like a god." "But that second-rate god, at his first and final experience, I hope, had guessed everything!"

" What the hell's that all about?" " Nothing." "Hey, Mike, you in a hurry?" "What's with them?" "Maybe they're just tired." "Sorry, boys, the kitchen's closed." "We're sticking to the story." "No matter how rough it gets, understand?" "Whatever." "Greg?" "Go ahead, Mike, make that phone call." "We're all with you." "Go on." "That's right, man." "That's right, go." "Working your boys kind of late tonight, were you, Mike?" "This is Sergeant Reynolds from Criminal Investigations calling Lieutenant Frank Watters." "Are you there, lieutenant?" "Over." " Lieutenant, do you read me?" "Over." " I'm here, sergeant." "I've checked with Sheriff Davis." "He says he'll give you all the details when you get to Snowflake." "Over." "What's his problem?" "Frank, it sounds like he's in over his head on this one." "Over." "I hear you." "Police investigation." "There's nothing for you to see or to hear, so just..." "Everybody just go on home, now." "There's nothing to see." "Get in your cars, take your kids, take your families, go on home." "Lieutenant Watters?" " I'm Frank Watters." " Sheriff Blake Davis." "I know a lot about you, yes, sir, from the papers." "Sure do." "About you not having any unsolved cases here or in Montana." "Nothing but a myth." "But a damn fine one." "Now, why the radio silence on bringing me here, sheriff?" "Well, we got a special kind of situation here, Frank." "A missing boy on our hands." "Travis Walton." "About an hour ago, a deputy of mine took a missing-persons report from a fella by the name of Rogers." "Mike Rogers." "I've known him a long time." "He's a good guy, straight guy." "He's been running a crew up the Mogollon Rim near Turkey Spring for about a month." "Yep, they had a government contract to clear out the brush." "Dennis!" "I want you to meet my deputy." "Dennis, shake hands with Lieutenant Watters." "Deputy Clay." " Hi, Dennis." " It's an honor, lieutenant." "I read about that wetback murder you handled down Nogales way." "Dennis, can you tell us who else is in that gang besides Mike Rogers?" "Yeah." "We got David Whitlock, 26." "Local boy, active in the church." "Greg Hayes, 17." "High school kid from Winslow." "This one's pretty shook-up." "Robert Cogdill, 20, from Durango." "Joined the crewjust a week ago." "Allan Dallis, 25." "A drifter, on the crewjust over two weeks." " Bad apple, if you ask me." " Yeah." "He's got hell in his eye." "Sure does." "Frank, I think that..." "I think that maybe..." "Maybe you better hear this from the horse's mouth." "Lead me to the horse." " Dennis, get these folks out of here." " Come on, folks." "Give them some room." "Restaurant's closed for the night." " Now, what in the hell is that thing for?" " It bother you?" " Yeah, it bothers me." " I don't want any misinterpretations." "This way there's a clear record of everything you tell us." "Well, we already told that Barney Fife of a deputy everything we know." "I'll tell you, Frank," "Clay wrote down everything." "We'll use the recorder." "A man with nothing to hide is a man with nothing to worry about." " You're the leader, right?" " Yeah." "Yeah, he's our fearless leader." "Maybe I should be talking to you instead." "Oh, no." "No, sir." "He's the boss." "There's no doubt about that." "Tell me about Travis Walton." " About what happened?" " About Travis." "Start by telling me who he is." "He's..." "He was my best friend." "Wake up, Dad, wake up." "Wake up, Dad." "It's the tickle monster!" "It's the tickle monster." "Ow, what are you doing?" "Daddy just cracked his elbow." "How are you?" "Good morning." " Good morning." "What are you doing?" " Breakfast is ready!" " Waking you up." " Who told you to wake me up?" " Mommy did!" " Mommy did!" "Why did she tell you to wake me up?" "Because she wants me to tickle you again?" "Travis, you son of a bitch, get off that bike!" "Cathy, what are you doing?" "Nothing, Mom." "Hey, get that thing off the sidewalk, Travis!" "Here you go." "Coming in." "There you go." "You want butter on that?" " Can I have some French toast?" " Sure." "I can have some?" "I got some for you right here." "No, I gotta go." "I gotta get the truck running." "Wait a sec." "Let me talk to you for a second, please." "What...?" "The bank's gonna call again today." " So?" " So, what should I tell them?" "Do we have to talk about that right now?" "No, you know what?" "We can wait till they throw us out of our house." "Hey, Mike!" "Morning." "What's the matter?" "You and Katie again?" "Hey, Mike, want a doughnut?" "Make you feel better." "About time we got yours back on the road, don't you think?" "Unless you got some secret plan to let it rust and sell it for scrap." "We'll start tonight." "What do you think?" "I gotta show you something." " What's this?" " This is our future." "MT Motors." "Serving all of Navajo County." "Harleys, Nortons, Yamahas, you name it." "We'll do commercials like the guys in Phoenix." ""MT Motors." "Our prices are so great, our show room is almost always empty."" "Get it?" "Empty." "M-T." "Motors." "Empty." "What do you think?" "I think we better just concentrate on finishing the contract." "The Forest Service won't extend the deadline." "Mike, don't worry." "This is the deal." "Look, Travis, my mortgage is on the line." "I gotta worry." "I got no choice, man." "We'll get it done or we won't." "Hey, where you going?" "Love awaits me." "Look, it's Uncle Travis." " Hi, Uncle Travis." " God." "Travis, can't you use the door?" " No." " Go..." " Morning." " Good morning." "Breakfast in bed." "Thank you." "Dana, let's get married." "I can't wait anymore." " Travis." " Don't answer." "Don't answer." "Just..." "Just think about it." "Okay." "Can we get going, please?" "Before I get seriously sick." " See you later." " Okay." "How you doing, fellas?" " Good morning." " Hi, guys." "Bobby, every day I tell you turn it down or turn it off." "I'm not gonna tell you again." "You need to listen to some blues, man." "You guys got any doughnuts up there?" "Well, we did, Dallis, but we ate them all." "Hey, listen to this, man:" ""Lady in Borneo gives birth to a litter of 1 3."" " Litter?" " Yeah." " Bunch of bullshit." " What do you mean, man?" "It's right here." "Read it." "Get out of my way." " Hey, leave him alone." " Shut up, mind your own business." "What if I make it my business?" "Is that what you want, dude?" "You wanna make it your business?" "Can we have one day without you two girls fighting," " please?" " Why don't you shut up, David." " Hey!" "Knock it off, man." " You knock it off." " No, you knock it off, Dallis, now." " No, you knock it off." "Come on, man." "This is a good song." "Turn it down, Bobby." "I mean it." "All right, boys." "Let's get moving." "All right, listen up." "It's gonna be a long day." "David and Dallis, you guys alternate on the big saw to buck the windfall." " Bobby and Greg are on cleanup." " Right." "Let's try to get the east side of Pine Mountain before sundown." "All right?" "Get the water." "Let's go." "Another day, another dollar." "Down the hill!" "Wide load now." "Timber." "All right, lunch!" "Not too bright!" "Can't hear you." "Hey, knock it off, Dallis!" "I said, lunch!" "Dallis!" " Hey." " Hey, bud." "What do you say we do a little fishing when the contract's over?" "When this contract's over, huh?" "Come on, it's what we need." "One of our camping trips." "Some hunting, some fishing, chasing bears." "Oh, yeah, I remember." "You ran that bear up that tree." "I was just trying to make friends." "So how come you can't make friends with Dallis?" "He's just jealous I can do something he can't." " Oh, yeah?" "What's that?" " Read and write." "So, what do you say, man?" "A little R and R, and then MT Motors." "You think I'm gonna let a flake like you marry my little sister?" "A flake from Snowflake." "How poetic." "I like that." "Yeah, that's just my point." "What's your point?" "You're a dreamer." "And you're not ready for marriage." "Not if I gotta turn into you Mike." "We went back to work, and we finished up along about dusk." "The day's work was done, and the five of you left the work site." "Six." "There was six of us." " Travis Walton left with you?" " Of course." "The rest of you boys go along with that?" "Yes." "How about you, Mr. Dallis?" "You go along with that?" "Oh, yeah, I go along with that." "You don't sound too sure." "Well, I'm sure." " What's it to you?" " Oh, it just seems like that you had the biggest ax to grind with Travis." "What was that whole thing with that chain saw?" "I was just having some fun." "That's all." "You gonna arrest me for that?" "What happened to your hand?" "I did it to myself earlier today." "Just having a little fun?" "Yeah, that's right, I was just having a little fun." "You ought to be more careful, son." "Yeah, well, I'll do my best, Daddy." "I'll bet you will." "Why don't you fellas tell Lieutenant Watters what you saw." "Or what you think you saw." "It was Dallis that saw it first." "What about it?" "Tell us about it." "What did you see?" "What did it look like?" "It looked like..." "Like a fire." " You awake?" " I'm awake." "What in the hell is that?" "That is strange." "What is?" "What are you guys looking at?" "Looks like the sunset to me." "No, Greg, that's east." "The sun set behind us 20 minutes ago." "Well, what do you think it is, then?" "Maybe a fire or maybe a plane crash in the woods." "Yeah." "Yeah, a plane crash." "It could be." "Christ, man." "Hey, what the hell is that?" "Maybe we should just turn back, huh?" "That's gotta be a fire." "Look, it's moving." "I saw it." " It isn't moving, Bobby." "It isn't" " Look, man." "Is it?" "That's one monster forest fire there." "Fire, my ass." "That ain't no fire, man." "What else could it be?" "The heck is going on here, Mike?" " You screwing around?" " No." "Mike, maybe we ought to do like Greg says and just pull over for a minute." "No, Mike." "I wanna see what it is." "There's only one road out of here, and we're on it." "If that's a fire and we can't get around it, we're gonna be spending the night out here." "Mike?" "Stop, Mike!" "Stop the truck!" " That's wild." " Holy Christ." " Travis!" " Travis!" " You son of a bitch!" " The hell you doing?" "Get back in the truck, asshole!" "What is that?" " What is that thing?" " Oh, my God!" "Travis!" "The hell's he doing out there?" " Get back to the truck!" " The hell is that?" " Travis!" " Get back in the truck!" " Get out of there." " What is that?" "I don't know what that is." "Hey, Mike!" "Travis, get out of there!" "Leave the son of a bitch here if he's gonna be an asshole!" "Travis, get back here!" "Travis!" "Run, Travis, run!" " What the hell is that?" " Do you feel that?" " Crazy..." " Travis!" " Travis!" " Get the hell out of here!" " Get back in here!" "Travis!" " What the hell is that?" "Travis!" "He's..." " He's..." " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Mike, he's dead!" "He's dead!" " Oh, Mike, he's gone!" " Go!" " I'm not leaving him." " He's dead!" "I'm not leaving him here!" " Go!" "Get out of here!" "Go!" " Get the hell out of here, Mike!" "He's dead." "What the hell you doing?" "He's dead!" " He's dead." "He's dead." " Come on!" " Get the hell out of here!" " Let's go!" "Go!" "Go!" " He's dead?" " Oh, my God!" "It's moving!" "It's coming after us, man!" "It's gonna kill us." "Stay down!" "Stay down!" "Everybody stay down!" "Slow down, Mike!" " What is that thing?" " I don't know." " What the heck was that thing?" "!" " I don't know!" "I don't know, Mike!" "I don't know what it is." " What was it?" " Oh, my God!" "What was that?" "Slow down, Mike!" "Shit!" "Come on, man, you're gonna kill us." " Is it following us?" " I don't know." "I can't see it." "Is it following us?" " I don't know!" " Shut up!" " Come on!" " Look out!" " Come on, man!" " Get off of me!" "What in the hell you stopping for?" "We left him there." " He's dead, jackass!" " We gotta go back." " No!" " No way." "What are you talking about?" "No, maybe we do gotta go back." "Maybe we gotta go back!" " No way!" "No!" " No way, man!" "No!" "We don't know that he's dead yet." " Get out of here!" "Let's get...!" " What are you talking about?" "I'm going back!" "I'm going back!" "If you don't wanna go, get out of the car now." "I'll come pick you up later." " You can't do this to us, man." " What if you don't come back, Mike?" "Get out." "Go, man." "You gotta go." "Get out." "It'll be all right." "You stay by the road." "Son of a bitch." "I..." "I searched the woods and..." "But he wasn't..." "There was nothing..." "They took him." "You expect me to believe that a flying saucer came down and took your friend away to outer space?" "That's the truth, mister." "That's exactly what happened." "Is it?" "Is it?" "According to your story, you never even went back to the clearing, so you don't know, do you?" "I didn't have to go back." "Mike Rogers says he wasn't there, you can take it to the bank." "And you know that, Blake." "Why the heck aren't you speaking up for us?" "Why you letting this man talk to us like this?" " David, I..." " It seems like you're not even trying to believe us." "We all saw the thing." "We all saw the guy get zapped." "You saw something." "At least, you thought you did." " And what about you, son?" " Me?" "Yeah." "What did you see?" "I saw the same..." "Same as they saw." "Well, that's quite a story." "Yeah, well," "I think it's about time to get out of here." "What do you boys think?" "You're real broken up about your missing buddy, aren't you?" "Oh, that's very perceptive." " That's because he's not my friend." " I got that." " Clearly." " Did you?" "Good." "Now, are you done?" "We'll tell you when." "I don't want anybody to leave till I get everybody's phone number and address." " Shouldn't we try to find him?" " This is a..." "He's not on the mountain, remember?" "They took him." "Well, what do you think?" "Think we ought to head up there?" "Too late." "Not enough men." "We'll head out in the morning." "Well, Dallis, you sure can talk." "See, I told you he wasn't gonna believe your damn story." "Not a goddamn word of it." "Looks like they were working on it there." "Boy, that truck looks like it's been to hell and back." "Well, the sun comes up at 6 in the morning." "We got 50 men, jeeps, horses, dogs." "I wanna call Flagstaff and get two helicopters." " That be enough?" " That's plenty." "My hunch is, tomorrow we'll find Travis Walton." "Of course, I'd be surprised if we found him in one piece." "Yeah." "You recommend a good motel, sheriff?" "Yeah." "Chapparal." "Just after you get inside to Snowflake, right there by the water tower." "Still, you have to wonder how those boys came up with such a crazy story." "Yeah." "Back on Earth, we're dealing with a murder." "Plain and simple." "Good night, sheriff." "Good night, Frank." "An Agriculture Department spokesman acknowledged that..." "It's all over the radio." "They're making it out to be a big joke or something." "It's no joke." "You left him there?" "I don't know where he is, Dana." "What do you mean, you don't know where he is?" "Just what I said." "Well, how could you just leave him out there?" "The radio was saying something about outer space." "I didn't just leave him." "And, yeah, there was something out there, Kate." "I..." "I..." "I don't understand. "Out there"?" "Is Travis gone?" "They're gonna send out a search party for him tomorrow." "Where is he, Mike?" "Where is he, Mike?" "Where is he, Mike?" "Mike..." "It's okay." "It's gonna be okay." "It'll be all right." "My Father in heaven, I humbly bow before you." "I ask for your spirit to be with me." "Forgive us, Father, for what we've done." "I want two-man teams on that ridge." "If that boy's out here, I wanna find him." " You got it?" " I got it." "Let's get going, boys." "And God bless you." "You're certain." "This is the spot." "I mean, it was night, but..." "But, yeah." "Here." "It was right here." "This is exactly where he fell." "You said there was an obvious depression." "That we could see it clearly." "This is it, right here." "Now, where the hell was it?" "Was it over there, was it over here?" "What are we doing, playing games?" "I'm not sure." "I see." "He doesn't believe us." "Where's my brother, Mike?" " What'd you guys do with him?" " Look, Dan, take it easy." " Back off, Whitlock." " Hey, we're gonna find him, Dan." "Which one of you is Allan Dallis?" "He's not here." " What about him?" " I did some checking." "Your hired hand's got himself a nice little criminal record." "Assault with a deadly weapon." "Listen, Mike, if anything happened to my baby bro," "I'm holding you personally responsible." "You got that?" "Yeah." "Give me a break." "I came up here to earn some money, man." "Now I might go to prison." "Well, maybe it's God's way of punishing us, Bobby." "Spare me the God talk, okay, David?" "Hey, even if you don't believe in him, you know the difference between right and wrong." "We all do." "We got no excuses." "What?" "What is that?" "Apache reservation starts right up there." "Right there." "Hey, we got something over here!" " Find anything yet?" " I don't know." "Wonder what they'll find in there." "You got any ideas, Mike?" "There's something here, sheriff." " Is it Walton?" " It's him." " I knew it." " They killed him." "What is it?" "Quit digging." "It ain't human, Frank." "Some hunter buried his dog." "I thought that was him." "Dana's staying over at the Waltons' house." "Some guy from the A.L.I. called today." "They've taken you off the contract and hired a whole new crew." "You don't seem too surprised." "I'm not." "Well, why aren't you?" "What are we gonna do for a paycheck next week?" "Look, I'll figure it out, all right?" "You know, I don't get this." "My best friend has disappeared." "God knows where he is, and all you can think about is money." "I'll tell you something else." "People in this town are saying terrible things about you." " Well, I don't care what they think." " Well, I do." "We live here, our kids live here." "Of course I care, and so should you." " Mommy." " Hey." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "You know what?" "Listen, why don't you go back to bed, and I promise you I'll read you that story." "I promise, okay?" "Okay." "Don't let those bedbugs bite." "What's she gonna say, huh?" "When everybody says her father's a liar or..." "Go on, say it." "A liar or a murderer." "Including you?" "Are you saying that, Kate?" "No." "No." "Of course not." "I just..." "Michael, I just want you to tell me what really happened up there." "I told you what happened." "I told you all I know." "You believe me, don't you, Kate?" "You do believe me?" "Hello." "Yes, this is 51098, what is it?" "This is Western Union." "You know, Mike, the word's out." "Well, what word would that be, Tom?" "Oh, I don't know, it's just that" "I been getting calls all day from here to Timbuktu." "As of tomorrow, I'm all booked up." " Well, who's calling?" " Reporters, sightseers," "UFO buffs and the like." "Hey, Mike, what's really going on here?" " Can you keep a secret, Tom?" " You bet." "Don't tell anyone I'm here." "Mr. Rogers." "Mr. Rogers." "You know, I feel like asking you if it's a beautiful day in your neighborhood." "Ray Melendez, Action News, Phoenix." " Look, I just woke up." " Oh, that's no problem." "I just need to ask you a few questions." "What do you say, huh?" "I've got nothing to say." "Well, see, I figured that you'd wanna, like, you know, set the record straight." "What with, you know, everything that's being said about you and all, you know..." "Well, you figured wrong." "It's for your own..." "It's for your own good, you know." "Just talk to the people." "Let them know what really happened." "What do you say?" "Come on." " Hey, you guys, I think it's him." " Is that him?" "I think so." "Mike Rogers." "Excuse me." "Mr. Rogers." "Mr. Whitlock." "I'm Jarvis Powell, from A.F.A.R." "We have had a lot of experience in these matters, and I think we might be able to help each other out." "Well, we just wanted to let you know that there are those of us out there who know the truth." "Now he's talking to this other guy." "Go on." "Please, give us a call if we can be of service." "Let's go." "Anytime." " How much do I owe you, Earl?" " Two dollars." "Seventy-one, 65..." "Betty." "Yeah, I know." "These boys know more than they're telling." "What the heck's that lowlife Buck Morton staring at?" "He keeps looking over here." "Mike, this town's gone nuts." "Everything's crazy." "Yeah, I can see that, now that we're TV news." "They're going up to look for Travis again." "They won't find anything." "Watters come by at 6 in the morning, he starts asking us all these questions." "He's all over us, man." " Yeah, he said if we cooperated..." " Come on." " If we confess." " Confess?" "Yeah." "Yeah, if we confess, he's gonna try to help us out." "Help us." "What the hell's going on around here?" "You got something you wanna say to me?" "Go sit down, Buck." "Hot food, coming through." "You boys wanna remedy this, we can step outside right now." "You gotta be kidding me, you fat piece of shit." " You little son of a bitch." " Get off of me!" "Get off!" " Come on." " Calm down!" "Come on, calm down." "Come on." "Back away there and let Miss Ida through with that food, will you?" "God almighty." "Get over there and drink that coffee before it gets cold, boy." "How you boys running today?" " Anything, Mike?" " How's my boy?" "No." "Thanks, lda." "Sit down, David, sit down." "Cool down, fellas." "Listen, fellas, I want you all to know that there's not a damn thing personal in this." "Now, where's your friend?" " Which one?" " Come on, Mike." "The one with the attitude." "Well, if you mean Dallis, I don't know." "We got a proposition for y'all." "I want you to take a lie-detector test." "If you're telling the truth, it'll sure strengthen your cause." "We'll think about it." "I got a good man right here in the state." "I mean, you could take it today, tomorrow, any time that y'all feel" "I said, we'll think about it." "Why don't we have a little talk, Mike, huh?" "Outside." "Young Greg told us the truth about the cut on Dallis' hand." "It wasn't a paper cut, was it?" "He had an altercation with Travis on the day of the disappearance." "Isn't that true?" "I guess." "I think you're starting to get a pretty good feel for who I am, Rogers." "I've been at this line of work for a long time." "You know what's starting to bug me?" "I think maybe you didn't kill your friend." "But for the life of me," "I can't figure why you're covering up." " What the heck's he want?" " I don't know." "Let's go." " Where we going?" " To find Dallis." "Dallis?" "I thought you don't know where he is." "I lied." "All right, I'm gonna raise you 1 0 on this." "I'm gonna raise you..." "Guys, just speak American, please." "Well, fellas." "Well?" "I heard what's been happening in that stupid little Mormon town of yours." "I told you chuckleheads that story was never gonna work, didn't I?" "Yeah, well, you know they took away our logging contract, Dallis?" "Do you know that, huh?" "Well, that figures." "They're a bunch of chickenshit assholes." "Yeah, well, speaking of chickenshit, where you been?" "I been around." "You knew where to find me, didn't you, Mike?" "Davis and Watters are looking for you, Dallis." "They know about your criminal record." "They know you lied about how you hurt your hand." " They know you're full of it..." " You're full of information today," " aren't you, choirboy?" " Well, it don't make us look good" " when you don't show up." "No, it don't!" " Well, that's too goddamn bad!" "They want us to take a lie-detector test." "I wanna know what you think about it." "You wanna know what I think about it?" "That's right." "I'll tell you what I think." "I think those devices are very dangerous, man." "That machine says you lied, it don't matter if you told the truth, you lied." "It might clear us, though." "Oh, it might clear you." "You know, they don't need a body to press murder charges, did you know that?" "Did you know that, huh?" "And they ain't never gonna find Travis." "You know that and I know it, right?" "So then the pressure's gonna be on Davis and Watters to solve the case." "And who do you think they're gonna zero in on, huh?" "What, you, choirboy?" "And God'll send a swarm of locusts down on them." "And you, Mr. Pillar-of-the-Community?" "No, I don't think so." "No, the question is, how long before you boys decide to save your lily-white asses and point the finger at me?" " That's a load of crud..." " No, that's exactly" " the way it's gonna be!" " That's a load!" "If we decide to take this lie-detector test, we all take it." "Don't you point your finger at me." "All right, Mike." "Come on!" "All right!" "All right!" "All right." "Go." " Get away from me." " All right, Dallis, you just be there." "That was nice, that felt good." "Just be there." "Be there." "The story has drawn international attention, and the controversy surrounding Walton's disappearance has reached the boiling point, with no sign of..." "I've had enough of this." "I'm going down there." "In the four days Walton's been missing, newsmen..." "You sure you wanna do that?" "...from all over the world have descended on sleepy Snowflake, and the locals aren't pleased." "Ray Melendez has more." "The White Mountains." "Apache legend tells of evil spirits which frequented this place, dropping down from the sky to kidnap unsuspecting children." "The five men in question still haven't spoken to the press." "Law-enforcement authorities are desperately trying to get to the bottom of this mystery." "It's been four days now since Travis Walton disappeared without a trace." "And the case is attracting major international attention." "Law can't get them to talk, I know some folks damn well can." "...fiercely conservative town." "In this local mountain community, the overriding question remains:" "What really did happen that night, and where is Travis Walton?" "A concerned town has called a meeting tonight at their church to discuss these very questions." "Though they won't comment publicly," ""homicide" is a word that is heard on the lips of local investigators." "Ray Melendez, Action News." "Thanks, Ray." "In other news..." "Sheriff, we've been combing those woods for days now." "The town's getting a bad name." "My kids are scared from all this silly UFO nonsense and all these strangers wandering around asking questions." "What are you gonna do about it, sheriff?" "Yes, ma'am." "Miss Sarah, everybody's awful concerned about this." "Nobody's more concerned than me and my men." "They're working 24 hours a day on this matter." "We wanna get back to normal in this town, if we can." "One thing I want you to know, we've asked those young men to take a lie-detector test." "And they flatly refused." "What good's that gonna do, anyhow?" "Now, if there's been foul play, we need to know now that our town is safe to live in." "And why haven't you made any arrests?" "Come on, Nate, think it through." "There's not one scintilla of evidence that a crime's even been committed." "Everybody's got a pretty good idea what really happened." "Hey, hold it." "You just hold it right there." "What are you people trying to say?" "What are you saying, George?" "Are you saying I killed Travis Walton?" "You really disappoint me." "I went to school with you, Nate." "My Mary, she's at school with your kids." "Jack, Larry," "Mrs. Pratt." "What are you doing?" "I miss Travis." "Just like you." "I miss him bad." "But I..." "I can't help what happened." "I..." "I can't change what I saw." "I wish I could." "I wish..." "I wish we had him back." "I..." "I wish I knew..." "I wish I knew he was okay." "But that's out of my hands." "And so is what you think of me." "We've been telling you the truth since the beginning." "And now we're ready to prove it." "We'll take your damn lie-detector test." "You set it up, we'll be there." "You go ahead." "And if any of you got anything to say about me or my crew, you say it now, and you say it to my face." "Mike, whose idea was the lie-detector test?" "Was that yours or the sheriff's?" " Did you kill Travis?" " Did you really see aliens up there?" " If you killed Travis Walton..." " Give him some room." "Give him some room." "Back off, back off." "You were told to be here at 9:00." "Yeah, well, we weren't." "Fellas, meet Cy Gilson." "Came all the way from Phoenix to be sure that you get a good test." "Yeah, and how do we know that?" "I guarantee it." "Words are cheap." "Yeah, you say the test will be good." "How do we know it's gonna be fair?" "I give my word." "We can't trust anyone, man." "Everything we say has been twisted all to hell." "That's for sure." "This whole town wants to see us fall," "Blake, you know that." "Frankly, I don't care whether you pass or not." "If you're lying, my machine will show it." "If you're clean, it'll show that too." "How do we know you ain't been bought off to make us look bad?" "Cy Gilson is the best there is, boys." "You're lucky to have him." "Well, if you say so, that's good enough for me." "Point is, you can trust him." "Yeah, well, I trust you, Blake." "Will you give us your word this test will be fair?" "That's easy." "You got it." "All right." "Is your name Gregory Thomas Hayes?" "Yes." "Were you born in Corona, New Mexico?" "Yes." "Are you currently single?" "Yes." "Is my shirt white?" "Face around front." " Some of it's white." " Yes or no." "No." "Five days ago, about sundown, on Rim Road, north of Turkey Creek, did you see an unidentified light just above the tree line?" "Yes." "Did you see an object hovering above the clearing?" "Yes." "Was it saucer-shaped?" "Sort of." "I don't..." "I don't..." "I never seen anything exactly like it before." "Yes or no?" "I'd have to say no." "Did you see Travis Walton approach the object on foot?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I did." "Did you see a bolt of blue-green light envelop Travis Walton?" "Yeah." "Man, I told them." "It exploded all around him." "Did you believe Travis was killed by the ray of light?" "Now, how do I know?" "I just know that I didn't kill him." "Did you personally dislike Travis Walton?" "Now, what kind of question is that?" "A simple yes or no will do." "Yes." "And no." "Have you withheld any pertinent information regarding the disappearance of Travis Walton?" "No." "Did you create this incident to get out of your logging contract?" "No." "Did you or any of your crew murder Travis Walton?" "Absolutely not." "Well, what's the word?" "Well, the results of one of the tests was unusual." "It was inconclusive." "We'll have to try again tomorrow." "What about the other ones?" "What's the word on them?" "The process is still ongoing." "We never discuss the results till all the testing is complete." "Sorry, fellas." "Come back down here in the morning, 9:00 sharp." " No." " What?" "I said, no." "Look, we did what we said we'd do." "We..." "We..." "We came in here like guinea pigs and let you test us." "But that's it." "That..." "We've had enough." "I ain't coming back again." "You're saying that you're no longer willing to cooperate?" "That's all we do, is cooperate." "And all we get back from you is grief." " Mike, we need a little bit of time..." " No!" "Blake, I'm sick of this shit!" "You wanna press charges?" "You go ahead." "You do it now!" "We told you everything we know." "And if that's not good enough, that's too damn bad, because that's all there is." "Let's get the hell out of here." "Well, Dallis' chart was all over the place." "He must have been really keyed up or scared or whatever." "It's unreadable." "Completely unreadable." "As for the other four, see for yourself." "They're pretty much all the same." "What are you saying, Cy?" "Well, Blake, my charts don't lie." "You ask me, those boys are telling the truth." "Do you plan on spending the night?" "Yeah." "I was thinking about it." "Why, is that gonna be a problem?" "No." "Do whatever you want." "Hello?" "Whoever's doing this, it's not funny." "I can't believe this." "Another crank call." "We've been getting two and three in the day." "Now we're getting them at all hours of the night." "Now, let me get that." "Yeah, who is this?" "I have a collect call from Travis Walton." " Will you accept the charges?" " You know, just hang up the phone." " I'll accept it." " Go ahead, sir." "Mike." "Travis?" "Help me." "I've been through Heber a bunch of times." "I don't remember any phone booth." "Well, he said he was calling from a gas station or something." "Are you sure it was him?" "What's that over there?" "Mike, I think this just might be someone's idea of a sick joke." "Wait a minute, there's a gas station north of here." " I don't think so, Mike." " About eight or nine miles." "I know so." "Well, you were right about the gas station at least." "I know that was Travis." "It sounded just like him." "Stop." "Wait." "What is that?" "Stop, Mike." "What is that?" "Right there." "Stop!" "Pull over, Mike!" "Pull over!" " David, grab that flashlight." " Got it." "Travis?" "It's him!" " Travis!" "Travis, are you okay?" " Travis!" "Travis?" " Travis?" " Travis, it's us." " Hey, man." " Travis, what's wrong?" " Hey, baby bro." " Hey, Travis, it's Mike." "Hey, it's your partner, you remember me?" "Travis, your partner." "MT Motors." "Harleys." "You cold, man?" "Take it easy, bro." "Take it easy." "Don't try to talk, man." "Travis." "Water!" "Water!" "Somebody get him some water!" " Hey, man, it's gonna be okay." " Water." "Everything's gonna be all right, Travis." "Hey, Dana's right here." "Travis." "Travis." "Travis, it's okay." "This must be them." "They're here." "Mike..." "Mike?" "Five days, man." "It's been five days." "Travis, everybody's been looking for you." " Hundreds of people." " Come on, hurry up." "I think a lot of prayers have been answered." "I can't believe we found this place." "Where is he?" "We're gonna need a urine sample." "Urine sample?" "Mike, don't let them touch him." " Back off." " It's okay." "Back off, man." "He knows his stuff." "It's a wise thing you called." "This is a very critical time." "Hey, come on in here." "Get a picture." "Get some pictures here." "Pictures." "Mr. Walton?" "Mr. Walton, my name is Jarvis Powell." "Now, can you...?" "Can you tell us how long you've been back?" " Let him." " Here, get this thing started." "Hey, we need to get him to a hospital!" " Quiet, please." " Dan!" "Calm down, man." " Mr. Walton." " Calm down, man!" "Mr. Walton." "Mr. Walton." "Back up." "Mr. Walton, did you make contact with aliens?" "Were you taken to another planet?" "To a mother ship?" " How did they communicate with you?" " Just stop it!" "Just leave him alone." "Communicate?" "What is this man-in-the-moon stuff?" "Okay, look, you've got two choices." "You can either be quiet or step outside." "Dana, give this guy a chance." "Mr. Walton, can you tell me what they look like?" "Can you tell me how many of them there were?" "Were you--?" "Were you given food?" "lnjections?" " All right, that's enough, mister." " Mike." "It's important the entire world learns of your experience." "That's enough, Mike." "Come on!" "Look, I am asking you..." "I'm asking all of you, just let us do our job!" "No!" "You have done your thing." "He's not answering." "You can't come between me and my brother!" "Get out of here!" "No, no..." "He's seeing something!" "He's seeing something!" "Travis, what do you see?" "What do you see?" "!" " Get him out of here!" " He sees something!" "He's seeing something!" "All right, here we go." "Ready?" "Lift." "Okay, let's go, guys." "The doctor's down in ICU." "We'll page him." "Hang in there, pal." "You're gonna be fine." "He's rolling the eyes a little bit." "Better watch him." "You're gonna be okay." "I wonder what happened to this one." "Okay, watch the corner." "Lab tech's on the way, doctor." "Secure it." " Did he lose consciousness?" " No, he didn't." " Pulse?" " Are you okay?" "Hey, can you talk to me?" "Hey, man, how you doing?" "Hey, I'm not supposed to be in here." "Your ma's out front." "She can't wait to see you." "But they said we weren't supposed to be coming in here." "I guess they don't think you're ready to see visitors yet." "Boy, was I glad you showed up." "I really missed you, buddy." "You know, they had a search party out for you for days." "They thought..." "They thought that we had killed you, man." "They were ready to lynch us." "Can you imagine that?" "These jerks actually thought we killed you." "Kate and I aren't doing so good." "Not that we were ever doing that great, but..." "I don't think we're gonna make it." "But Dana, she sure loves you." "She's been a basket case." "I was pretty broken up too." "When I came back up there and you were gone I can't tell you how awful I felt." "What?" "When you came back?" "Travis, we thought you were dead." "I mean, it blasted you with the light." "And the guys, they got all scared, and they started hollering and everything and..." "You left me there." "Well, come on, Travis." "I mean, what did you expect me to do?" "I came right back for you." "You son of a bitch." "If you hadn't gotten out of the truck in the first place, none of this would've happened." "No one is allowed in here." "Yeah, I was just leaving." "You know, Travis, I believe you." "And I know we'd have a lot to talk about." "Maybe one day we'll have a two-way conversation." "Just you and me." " Thanks, Dr. Cayle." " I really mean it, Travis." "If you need me, please call." "I'm here for you." "You can always find me here." "Remember that." "Good luck." " Bye." " Bye." "Look, here he comes." "Mr. Walton, please give me a statement about your UFO experience." "Give me a statement." "Just take some time, please." " Tell us what you saw." " What happened up there, exactly?" "Mr. Walton, is this some kind of hoax that got out of hand?" "Give us a statement." "Travis, get in the car and lock the door." "Come on, why don't you come clean about where you disappeared to." "What is this rumor about drugs being involved?" "ls that true?" "Travis?" "Please." "Come on, look over here." "He's not answering questions today." " Travis, can we have your autograph?" " Autograph?" "Yeah, you're famous." "You've been to space." " Gee, thanks." " Cool." "Autographs." "You've become quite the celebrity." "You enjoying it?" "Word is, the tabloids are gonna put up quite a hunk of cash for your story rights." "You've hit the big time." "Congratulations." "Who are you?" "Frank Watters, state investigator for the CIB." "I've been on the case since you disappeared." "Where you been the last five days?" "I" " I can't remember." "Dr. Wilson over at the hospital tells me you went without food and water all that time." "Was it worth it?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "You don't, huh?" "Well, I can see your memory isn't quite there yet." "So, what do you say we just give it a little more time, huh?" "I'm a patient man." "I'm not going anywhere." "You decide you got something to tell me," "I can be reached through the sheriff's office." "Oh, welcome home, Travis." "Good day, ma'am." "What was that all about?" "Take me home." "Please." " Hey, hey!" "Look who I found outside!" " Hey!" "Good to see you." "Good to see you." " Yeah, it's good to have you back." " Good to see you, Travis." "I'm sorry, but, well, Mike's probably not coming." "Hey, Travis, man, look at this." "We made the paper." "Frank Watters was on the radio this morning." "Now he's saying polygraphs are inconclusive." "He thinks we're all lying." "I bet Watters still thinks we killed you." "You all right, guy?" "Everybody, come on, let's eat." "Everything's all ready." "Let's eat." "I bet you're hot and tired of that hospital food, huh?" "Let's get some food." "Come on, Travis." "Come on, Trav, let's get some chow." "Whoa, watch it, there!" "Let me get you some fruit cocktail." "Okay, Nancy, do you want some of this?" "There's turkey there and cranberries." "Get yourself in here and get some." "Where's Travis?" "Oh, okay." "I'll talk to him." " Pretty good grub." " Travis?" "Travis?" "Travis?" "Honey?" "Travis?" "Travis?" "What's going on?" "Travis, what's wrong?" "Travis?" "Travis, are you okay?" "Travis, what's wrong?" "Travis?" "Travis?" "Travis?" "Travis!" "Travis!" "Space suits." "It's Dr. Cayle, Travis." "Your brother and Dana brought you to my office." "We're all here." "I know how difficult this has been." "Travis." "Are you okay?" "I love you, honey." "First unsolved case, Frank?" "Oh, I wouldn't say that, exactly, sheriff." "Just waiting for the real truth to come out." "Well, that doctor seemed to think it was real." "She's forgetting the fact that Travis had five days to dream up and rehearse this cockamamie story of his." "What are you getting at, Frank?" "It just seems to me that this whole thing is a very well-planned" " and executed hoax." " Hoax?" "For God's sake, why would they wanna do that?" "To get some attention." "Could be as simple as that." " Oh, I don't know, Frank." "I mean..." " Yeah, well, one of these days, they're gonna slip up." "When they do," "I'm on my way back to Snowflake." "All the way from Montana?" "From the frigging North Pole if I have to." "I'll see you then, sheriff." "Aren't you gonna be late for work?" "What?" "No." "We're gonna have breakfast now." "We can't play ball anymore." "Come on, get your legs in there, Michael." "Okay." "We'll leave the ball here." "But you have some cereal, okay?" " How's my girl?" " Okay." "You gotta go to work." " Yeah." "I'll see you." " Okay." "Bye, sweetheart." "Want to have some juice?" "Yeah, you gotta have your juice and cereal." "Say, "Bye-bye, Daddy."" "Bye-bye, Daddy." " Bye-bye." " Yeah." "Mike?" "Travis." "You're looking good." "Hey, I heard you moved up here." "Been a long time." "What is it, two years?" "It's two and a half." "We gotta talk." "Well, what do we got to talk about?" "Come on, Mike." "Let's go for a ride." "You wanna get out?" "Why did you bring me here?" "You know, I don't like this place much." "Hey, Mike neither do I." "In fact, I haven't had a decent night's sleep since..." "Since I last saw you." "Yeah, I know what you mean." "So it bothers you too?" "What do you think?" "I saw your girls the other day." "They're getting big." "They miss you." "Everybody misses you." "You know, you're about to be an uncle again." "Again?" "You mean you never heard?" "Michael's almost 2 and Dana's three months gone." "Michael?" "That's all right." "So why are we up here, Travis?" "I've been doing a lot of thinking about what happened." "Hell, it was all my fault, Mike." "I never should've got out of the truck." "Don't be ridiculous." "What happened happened." " We can't change that." " Well whatever you did, it's okay." "Understand?" "It's cool." "Same goes for you." "Let's get going." "You gotta go to work and..." "And what?" "I'd like to get the hell out of here before they come back." "Oh, they won't be back." "I don't think they liked me."

"How are you?" "Ask me in an hour." "I thought I'd try one last time." "You should have stayed in San Francisco, Dr. Kogan." "By signing this consent form you'd be donating your body to a noble cause." "You'd have a second chance, through my research, to live again." "You know what I did." "My brother and two cops are dead because of me." "I'm not looking for a second chance." "But I'm not the only one with a death sentence, am I?" "Do you think I'm gonna cure your cancer, Serena?" "I'm not worried about myself." "I'm worried about the future of the human race." "I'll sell it to you." "For what?" "A kiss." "So that's what death tastes like." "You're doing something very noble." "No, I'm guilty." "Just cut me up until there's nothing left." "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil, for thou art with me." "Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me." "Do you have any last words?" "Vanguard, this is Blackjack 6." "Missile inbound to Skynet target." "TTO 11 seconds." "Danger close." "Move!" "Move!" "Let's go, let's go!" "Move it!" "Connor is on the ground." "This mission is a quick in-and-out." "Command deems the information on those computers to be of the highest priority." "Connor, there's no sign of the machines." "They're gone." "It's way too quiet." "It's almost like they're waiting for us." "It's down, it's down." "What the hell's that smell, man?" "You seeing this?" "Olsen." "Objective located." "There's something else you have to see." "Hard wall." "Get what we came for, Barbarosa." "The clock's ticking." "Spread out, secure the perimeter." "I got a big gap over here." "Why didn't we know about this?" "Sir, I think this is what Command's looking for." "I'm in their source code." "These people are being taken to San Francisco." "Some sort of R and D project for a new Terminator." "Send it to Command." "It's uploading." "I need two minutes." "Wait, wait, wait." "Go back." "Go back." "Stop." "T-800." "A new Terminator." "It's like you said it would be." " It's worse." " Get your nose out of that." "None of your business." "You're not leading this mission." "Let's cut these sorry bastards loose." "Come on." "Let's go." " Jericho, come in." " Watch that." "Come in, Jericho." "Connor, get your ass topside." "Remind those men they need to answer me on the radio, even if they're dead." "Connor!" "Connor, get those men to respond." "Olsen, something's wrong up here." "Topside, come in." "Outbound enemy aircraft." "I'm in pursuit." "There's human prisoners aboard that thing." "Get after it!" "Data transfer complete." "Connor, we're joining you topsi..." "Olsen." "Bravo 10, Bravo 10, do you copy?" "Over." "Eagle 1 to Bravo 10." "Bravo 10, do you copy?" "Over." "Bravo 10." "Bravo 10., do you copy?" "Over?" "Here." "Bravo 10, identify." "Over." "Connor." "We'll send units to the extraction point." "How many survivors are on-site?" "Over." "One." "Copy." "Return to base, sir?" " RTB?" " Negative." " Take me to Command." " Sir?" "Command." "Roger." "Rerouting." "Request has been denied." "Command doesn't wanna give up their position." "Radio comms only." " Are they down there?" " Request has been denied, sir." "Need-to-know only." "That's straight from the top." "You open up that ramp and you tell them I need divers for a lock-in!" "Now!" "This is crazy." "John Connor." "Prophesized leader of the Resistance." "Soldier, you put every man and woman in this sub in jeopardy with your little frogman stunt." "Let's get one thing straight." "I don't believe in prophecy." "Not when one can rewrite the future in a heartbeat." "Are we on the same page?" "Yeah, we're on the same page." "Good." "Good." "So, soldier what the hell are you doing here?" " What did we find down there?" " You'll be briefed..." " ...on a need-to-know basis." " Well, I need to know." "Because my men died down in that hole." "What did we find down there?" "We found a solution, Connor, that can end this war once and for all." "We know the machines use shortwave transmitters to communicate." "Intel has located a hidden signal under the primary channel." "It allows for direct control of the machines." "Skynet's a machine, and like all machines it has an off switch." "Does it work?" "Will it work?" "Yes." "Have we field tested it?" "No." "Give it to me." "I'll do it." "I'll test it." "Connor and his tech-comm unit have an excellent record." "All right." "All right." "Take Connor topside." "Prepare for lockout." "Connor, we do this right, the war is over." "We mount our offensive in four days." "Connor." "These are the codes for the signal." " Good luck." " Why four days?" "A kill list was intercepted from Skynet." "It says everyone in this room will be dead by week's end." "You're number two on the list." " Well, who's number one?" " An unknown." "A civilian." "Kyle Reese." "Jericho. come in." "," "Come in, Jericho." "Barnes." "My brother, he didn't make it, did he?" "This is tape number 28 of Sarah Connor to my son, John." "What's most difficult is trying to decide what to tell you and what not to." "Should I tell you about your father?" "ill it affect your decision to send him back in time to protect me knowing that he is your father?" "And he'll be younger than you." "Only a teenager when you meet him." "God, a person could go crazy thinking about this." "But if you don't send Kyle, you can never be and Skynet will win the war." "You want to talk about him?" "Kyle is out there somewhere alone, and Skynet is hunting him." "What about the signal?" "What do you think?" "If it works, it's incredible." "Yeah." " We have to be careful." " I agree." " But we have to try." " Okay." "All right, start with something small that we're familiar with." "We should capture a Hydrobot, bring it in for testing." "Yeah." "What is it, John?" "Kill Kyle Reese, reset the future no John Connor." "Hey!" "Come with me if you wanna live." "What is that?" "She doesn't talk, but you need to start." "Where'd you get that jacket?" "The other guy didn't need it." "You see that red?" "It stands for blood." "It's a symbol of the Resistance." "You're obviously not a Resistance fighter, so take it off." "Take it off!" "You point a gun at someone you'd better be ready to pull the trigger." "Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time." " What the hell was that thing?" " Terminator." "T-600." "What day is it?" "What year?" "2018." "What happened here?" "Judgment Day happened." "I gotta get out of here." "You can't go on foot." "The machines will cut you down." "You need speed." "I need a car." "Well, look, there's some by Griffith Observatory." " They don't run though." " Take me." "Get down!" "That was a Hunter-Killer." "Thanks to you, they know we're here." "What's your name, kid?" "Kyle Reese." "Come on." "We burned out his transmitter so it can't talk to any of its pals." "But he can still receive." "Turn it on." "You got it?" "Hold it down, hold it down." "Turn the signal up." "Give me the strap." " Holy shit." " Do you believe it?" "All right." "Strap it tight." "The signal has to be continuous." "If there's any interruption..." "Okay." "Let's rig up a portable shortwave, test it on something larger in the field." "All right." "Destroy this thing." "So where are the cars?" "You don't wanna go out after dark." "Hunter-Killers have infrared, hunt better at night." "We'll all go tomorrow morning." "What is that?" "Two-day-old coyote." "Better than three-day-old coyote." "Hey, hey!" " Grab it." " What?" "Grab it." "Magic." "Got it?" "Yeah." "Thanks." "Does this radio work?" "No." "My dad tried to fix it, but he could never get it to work." "Hold that." "Where is everybody?" "They're gone." "So why are you still here?" "Because we're the Resistance, L.A. branch." "Welcome to the headquarters." "Resisting what?" "Machines." "Skynet." "Just the two of you?" "How come you're not wearing one of these?" "Because I haven't earned mine yet." "I hope he's listening to this." "We've been fighting a long time and we have all lost so very much, so many loved ones gone." "But you are not alone." "There are pockets of Resistance all around the planet." "We are at the brink." "Do you wanna see a magic trick?" "Hold that up." "Press the button." "Effective range of their main weapon is less than 100 meters." "They pack a lot of firepower, but the T-600s are heavy and slow." "They are a primitive design." " Who is that?" " If you can't outrun them..." " I don't know." " ...then you have one option." "Their motor cortex is partially exposed at the back of their neck." "A knife to this area will disorient their tracking device, but not for long." "Above all, stay alive." "You have no idea how important you are, and how important you will become." "The machines are advancing even faster than I told you they would." "I've seen it with my own eyes." "They're inventing new Terminators, new ways of killing us." "Skynet is planning something big." "But the Resistance is planning something bigger." "This is John Connor." "If you're listening to this, you are the Resistance." "John Connor." "We gotta find this guy." "Ow." "So you get it working?" "Almost." "Good." "Look, I figure we head east, right?" "We go through the desert, then we can connect with the Resistance there." " I'm heading north." " No, no, no." "The machines control the whole northern sector, up to San Francisco." " That's Skynet Central." " I have to find someone." "There's a lot you don't understand about Skynet, okay?" "It's just too dangerous for us to go there." "What about the L.A. branch?" "Come on, man." "We need to get out of L.A." "What is that?" "Something my brother used to listen to." "Star, get out." "Don't look at me like that, Star." "Out." "Get out!" "You're leaving?" "You're gonna leave us?" "Oh, I get it." "You wanna know the difference between us and the machines?" "We bury our dead." "But no one is coming to bury you." "Aerostat!" " It's a scout for the Terminators." " Go, drive!" "The Aerostats heard the music!" " Keep it steady!" " I've never driven before." "Hold the wheel!" "This thing's pissing me off!" "Kid!" "Hold on!" "If the idea is to stay alive, I'm driving." "We're seeing a lot of enemy movement in L.A." "Any of our people in the area?" "No one on the ground." "Two A-10s in the air." "Williams and Mihradi." "Send the birds in." "Guide them to a safe area." "Roger, Coyote 67 copies all." "Inbound to grid Lima-Alpha 125793." "Over." "Copy that." "Roger, Wild Eagle." "Solid copy." "Hey, there's someone here." "Get off him, get down!" "Get down." "Down!" "Drop your weapon!" "Let me see your hands!" "Don't move." ":" "That's it, drop it." "Put it down!" "What?" " Is there a problem?" " Hey, we saw your Resistance sign." "The old lady put it there, not me." " What do you want?" " We're looking for fuel." "The dark season's coming." "We only got enough for ourselves." "You point that gun at somebody, you better be ready to pull the trigger." "Put your guns down, everyone." "Look, we just came to find the Resistance, that's all." "The Resistance?" "What a joke." "Fighting those machines is impossible." "We keep our heads down, they ignore us." "They'll come for you eventually." "We help you, maybe they will." "These people aren't going to help you." "Let's go." "You're not going anywhere." "Not until this one gets something to eat." "Bring me a basket." "Here you go." "Come on." "Help yourself." "Eat up." "Are you all right, son?" "It's our food." "Our fuel." "It's not your choice to make!" " Are you okay?" " What?" "Are you okay?" "!" "Star." "Star." "Star!" "Star!" "You!" "You brought them here!" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Come on, quick!" "Hey." "Go!" "Go!" "Forget them!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Tunnels!" "Head for the tunnels!" "Truck!" "Marcus." "Marcus." "We can't just run for it!" "Run!" "Shoot it!" "Go, go, go!" "It didn't work!" "Shit!" "Hell, yeah!" "Moto-Terminators!" "Shoot that son of a bitch!" "Marcus, turn right up here." "Hold on!" "Where's the other one?" "Get up here!" "Come on." "Star, give me the gun." "I got it." "Yeah!" "Hang on!" " Drop the ball!" " All right." "Star, hold on!" "Star!" "Star!" "No!" "Kyle!" "Marcus." "Get back." "Marcus!" "Marcus!" "Got eyes on two targets." "We've got two bogeys at 270 degrees." "They've never come this deep before." "They're looking for something." "H.K. is down." "We've got an H.K. pushing our six." "Abort run." "Breaking off." "Evasive maneuvers, now!" "Taking fire." "I'm hit." "Port-side damage." "It's got a lock on you:" "Break off." " Eject, Williams, eject!" " Punching out." "Prisoner transport headed northwest bearing 289 toward San Francisco." "Let's test the signal and pray it works." "You okay?" "Get my knife." "It's in my left boot." "What's your name?" "Blair Williams." "What's yours?" "Name's Marcus." "You can let me down now, Marcus." " That thing, where'd it go?" " The transport?" "Skynet." " Where the hell are you going?" " After it." "I hate to break it to you, but if you have friends on that thing they're as good as dead." "And same as you, if you walk in that direction." "Yeah, I've been dead a while and I'm getting used to it." "Why don't you come with me to my base?" "Connor might know a way." "If you have a problem with the machines he's definitely the guy you wanna talk to." " How far is your base?" " Should be one or two days' hike." "And it's that way." "What are you saying?" "Speak English!" "I was telling him it is not true about the machines killing us." "They're gonna kill us." "They're gonna kill everyone." "We're on the way to the slaughterhouse!" "Calm down." "You're not helping." "The most important thing we can do right now is stay alive." "In here and in here." "All right?" "Just stay alive." "Over there." "Find something we can burn." "We'll be at my base tomorrow." "Are you hurt?" "I'm fine." "What do you got there?" "Just some antibiotics." "Antibiotics are hard to come by these days." "Listen." "I don't have much, but you're welcome to whatever you need." "We've been watching you." "You looking for this?" "Come on, guys." "The machines are the enemy." " We're all on the same side." " No, no." "You see, I got a couple friends on my side." "Maybe they can carry you home when I'm done with you." "You might want to chamber a round." "Oh, no." "No." "We done caught us a donkey!" "Been waiting for you." "Richter!" "Killing me ain't gonna win this war!" "Thinking about your past?" "You know what I've learned, Marcus?" "Is you can focus on what is lost or you can fight for what is left." "I'm a little cold." "Relax." "I just want some body heat." "You have a strong heart." "God, I love that sound." "Thank you for saving me back there." "I don't meet a lot of good guys these days." "I'm not a good guy." "You are." "You just don't know it yet." "Do you think people deserve a second chance?" "Yeah, I do." "This is it." "Skynet's valley of death." "We never been this deep before." "We gotta be sure the signal works in their territory on the bigger machines." "That'll bring them in." "H.K. incoming." "Turn it up!" "It works, man." "The signal works." "It's beautiful." "Commander Ashdown's on." "Connor, tell me it works." "It works." "That is affirmative." "The signal works." "Good." "The attack commences tomorrow at 0400, worldwide." "Your unit will be in support of the bombing of Skynet Central." "What is the extraction plan for the prisoners?" "Extraction plan?" "There is no extraction plan." " We're gonna level the place." " Negative." "I told you Skynet Central is filled with human prisoners!" "This is war, Connor." "Leadership has its costs." "You, above all, should know that." "Ashdown, come in!" "Ashdown, Connor." "Ashdown, come..." "Damn him!" "Star!" "Get back!" "Get back!" "You have to calm down now." "I gotta get out!" "I gotta get out of here!" "Blair?" "What?" "This is us." "The mines are magnetic." "If we head due west at this point of entry, we're good." "I'll go first." "Let's go, Marcus." "I'm starving." "For thou art with me." "Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me." "Father." "This is the beginning of something wonderful." "Son of a bitch is heavy." "What have we got?" "He stepped on a land mine." "Start a large-bore IV." " Keep it open." "More morphine." " I'm okay." " What's his name?" " Marcus." " He's got a prosthetic limb?" " What?" "Okay, pulse is good." "Let's see what we've got." "Barnes." "The devil's hands have been busy." "What is it?" "It's real flesh and blood, though it seems to heal itself quickly." "The heart is human and very powerful." "The brain, too, but with a chip interface." " What have you done to me?" " It has a hybrid nervous system." "One human cortex, one machine." "Blair, what have they done?" "Who built you?" "My name is Marcus Wright." "You think you're human?" "I am human." "No!" "No!" "Where were you manufactured?" "I was born August 22, 1975." "No." "I know you." "I heard your voice on the radio." " You're John Connor." " Of course you know me." "You were sent here to kill me." "Kill the leadership." " I don't know what you're talking about." " Then why are you here?" "Blair said you'd help me find who I'm looking for." " Now, let me down." " If I let you down you'll kill everyone in this room." "Just you, Connor." "Because I don't give a shit about you." "I didn't know your name till two days ago." "No." "You and me we've been at war since before either of us even existed." "You tried killing my mother, Sarah Connor." "You killed my father, Kyle Reese." "You will not kill me." "Kyle Reese is on a transporter heading for Skynet." "If I wanted to kill him I'd have done him in L.A." "Where'd you find that thing?" "You sent Mihradi and me to provide cover for some civilians." " He was one of them." " Was there a teenage boy?" "I don't know." "They were taken into a transport." "He was the only one left." "Not "he," Blair: "It."" "It was the only one left." "Don't be naive." "It saved my life." "Kate, what's gonna happen to him?" "Disassembled." " You mean killed." " It may have information on Skynet." "I know he's not the enemy." "I've been shot at by the enemy." "That's not him." "That machine saved you only to gain access to kill all of us." "We're gonna be okay." "Don't worry." "For my brother." "No!" "Connor wants to see you." "What for?" "Like he's gonna tell me, Barnes." "Let me see that." "Want me to tell Connor you're not coming?" "No." "Watch him." "I told you everything I know, John." "Skynet is ruthless and unpredictable." "They will use the best part of you against yourself." "And they will have methods I can't imagine or predict that I can't help you with." "And when you're unsure, well, just always follow your heart, John." "I love you." "Goodbye." "There's nothing about machines with organs." "That thing in there..." "I thought I knew our enemy." "But that thing, that makes me feel like I know nothing." "I looked in its eyes, and it believes, absolutely believes that it is human." "It believes everything that it says." "And it is telling me that Kyle Reese is in Skynet." "If that is true then Command is about to bomb my father and the rest of those prisoners and I cannot stop them." "Thank you." "Come in." "What's up?" "Blair said you needed me." "Get in." "Get him." " Barnes." "What about Blair?" " She made her choice." "Get down!" "Let's move." "Get some light out there!" "We're back in the minefield." "I have a plan." "Let's run!" "There they go, they're on the move." "Blair, you okay?" "Yeah, I'm okay!" "I can't see back!" "There they are!" "Run!" "Go!" "Now what?" "My plan stopped at the jeep." "Sniper Team 1, do you have a shot?" "I'll draw the fire." "You take out the light." "I got a target!" "Go!" "Now!" "Keep your head down!" "Keep your head down!" " Go, go, go!" " Go, go, go!" "Go!" "Go, keep running!" "Come on!" "Come on!" " You all right?" " Let's get you out of here." "There they are!" "Stay on the ground!" "Stay on the ground!" "2 You come on straight down." "I'm going in." "Do not move!" "Keep your eye on him!" "Flip him!" "Iron Gator, this is Scarface 51." "We have eyes on the machine." "Contact initiated." "Take my gun!" "Check the river." "You see him?" "Hydraulics are out!" "Give me your hand!" "Give me your hand!" " They know you, even if you don't." " Enough!" "That gun ain't gonna stop shit!" "Nobody's shot you in the heart, and I see that thing beating!" "Kyle Reese." "He's in Skynet." "You do that, he's dead." "I can get you in." "How?" "Look at me." "That's why I don't trust you." "I'm the only hope you have." "I need to find who did this to me." "So do you." "Connor!" "Make your choice." "You get me in." "You tell me where I can find Kyle Reese." "Yeah?" "I will." "Contact me on that." "Let me know he's still alive." "What are you?" "I don't know." "He's over here!" "You all right?" "Any sign of him?" "He's gone." "Why'd you do it?" "I saw a man not a machine." "How's that leg?" " I'll live." " Let her go!" "Connor?" "Command for you." " This is Connor." " Connor, are your men ready?" "Negative." "Nobody is ready." "We are not, you are not." "We must abort the attack." "The game has changed." "What are you talking about?" "All elements are past their release points." "They're in assault position." "Then delay the attack." "At least, delay the attack." "I have a chance to infiltrate Skynet and rescue those prisoners." "Give me that opportunity." "No, absolutely not!" "This is not the time for a rescue mission!" "What you ask for will undermine the whole operation." "Skynet has Kyle Reese." " Then that is his fate." " It's our fate." "I have to save him." "He is the key." "The key to the future, to the past." "Without him, we lose everything." "No, you stay the course!" "If we stay the course, we are dead!" "We are all dead!" "As of this moment, soldier you are relieved of your command." "You are no longer a part of this Resistance." "I didn't catch that last statement." "Neither did I." "This is John Connor." "If you're listening to this, you are the Resistance." "Listen carefully." "If we attack tonight Our humanity is lost." "I once knew a woman who told people to fear the future that the end was coming, that all would be lost." "Nobody wanted to hear her truths." "Society locked her away." "That woman was Sarah Connor, my mother." "Now we know that what she predicted has all come to pass." "Command wants us to fight like machines." "They want us to make cold, calculated decisions." "But we are not machines!" "And if we behave like them, then what is the point in winning?" "Command is going to ask you to attack Skynet." "I am asking you not to." "If even one bomb drops on Skynet before sunrise our future will be lost." "So please, stand down." "Give me the time to protect our future that all of us are fighting for." "This is John Connor." "What should I tell your men when they find out you're gone?" "I'll be back." "I'm coming for you." "Come on, Marcus." "Kyle." "Okay." "Signal broadcasting at full strength, sir." " Good." "Commence bombing of Skynet." " We have a green light to attack." "This is Bakersfield." "That's a no-go on your last." "Out." "Eugene, standing down." "This is Reno." "Negative on your last." "Eugene, Reno, Bakersfield." "They're all standing down." "They will not attack unless Connor gives the order." "Kyle Reese?" "Get to the transport!" "Go!" "Is Kyle Reese here?" "Welcome home." "Marcus." "," "We knew you'd be back." "After all, it was programmed in you." "Oh." "And you executed that programming beautifully." "What am I?" "You are an infiltration prototype." "The only one of your kind." "We resurrected you, advanced Cyberdyne's work, amended it." "You're dead." "Calculations confirm Serena Kogan's face is the easiest for you to process." "We can be others if you wish." "Marcus, what else could you be if not machine?" "A man." "The human condition no longer applies to you." "Accept what you already know." "That you were made to serve a purpose." "To achieve what no other machine has achieved before." "To infiltrate, find a target, and then bring that target back home to us." "We've been at war since before either of us even existed." "You tried killing my mother, Sarah Connor." "You get me in." "You tell me where I can find Kyle Reese." " Yeah?" " I will." "Kyle Reese!" "Kyle Reese!" "Move!" "Move!" "Kyle Reese!" "Get to the transports!" " Kyle Reese?" " No." "You!" "Move!" "In times of desperation, people will believe what they want to believe." "And so, we gave them what they wanted to believe." "A trick, in the form of a signal the Resistance thought would win the war." "And they were right, it will end this war." "Except that it is the Resistance that will be terminated." "Not Skynet." "Get the attack on Skynet Central back online." "I want our aircraft in the sky immediately." "Sir." "Sir, we've got a bogey with a very large radar signature closing in on our position." "Losenko?" "We have destroyed ourselves." "Skynet tracked our signal." "We led them straight to us." "Our best machines had failed time and again to complete a mission." "Something was missing." "We had to think." "Radically." "And so we made you." "We created the perfect infiltration machine." "You, Marcus." "You did what Skynet has failed to do for so many years." "You killed John Connor." "Kyle!" "Hey!" "Don't fight, Marcus." "Remember what you are." "I know what I am." "I'm better this way." "You will not be given a second chance." " You cannot save John Connor." " Watch me." "Got a message from Connor." "He's in Skynet, needs air support." "Let's go." "Scramble aircraft!" "Star!" "Star, go!" "Star!" "Star!" "Star!" "Come on." "Come on." " What's your name?" " Kyle Reese." "Stay with me." "Back!" "Back!" "Come on, Star, move!" "Move!" "T-800s." "There's so many of them." "Careful." " What are these?" " Fuel cells." "Life source for the T-800." "Nuclear." "Enough to level this place." "Cover us." "Get ready." "This is it." "Run!" "Star, come on!" "Let's go!" "Get in." "Come on!" "We gotta get to the transport." " Where are you going?" " I gotta end this." "No, no." "I'm not gonna leave you!" " You didn't." " Who are you?" "John Connor." "Hey!" "Hey, John Connor's in there." "He's still in there." "Chris, she's hypovolemic, start a line!" " What?" " John Connor's in there." "Come with me." "Connor!" "Connor, help!" "Help!" "Connor, it's Kyle." "Help!" "Do it!" "You son of a bitch!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Let's get out of here." "John." "We can't make it back to base." "Set this down in the nearest safe zone." "Medevac, urgent." "Severe chest trauma." "Call the surgical team." "Remarks: it's Connor." "How long?" "His heart can't take it." "It's gonna be okay." "It's gonna be okay, Kate." "Kyle?" "Take it." "You earned it." "Kate?" "Take mine." "Marcus..." "Everybody deserves a second chance." "This is mine." "What is it that makes us human?" "It's not something you can program." "You can't put it into a chip." "It's the strength of the human heart." "The difference between us and machines." "There is a storm on the horizon." "A time of hardship and pain." "This battle has been won, but the war against the machines rages on." "Skynet's global network remains strong." "But we will not quit until all of it is destroyed." "This is John Connor." "There is no fate but what we make."

"Previously on Farscape." "Distillate of Laka." "One whiff and the pain is gone." "She says they help you forget Aeryn." "When I double the dose." "What do you desire with wormholes?" "For starters?" "Go home." "(yelling)" "That's Earth." "Your place of origin is where you can do the most damage." "Crichton's DNA which I provided for you will enable you to detect his presence." "So when he returns, as we know he will, capture him alive." "D'Argo:" "Pilot, I've got Crichton." "We're coming aboard." "Welcome home, son." "We've been waiting for you a long time." "What's the matter, John?" "Was it a bass or a trout?" "And now, on Farscape." "They're not impostors." "DRD scans confirm they are of your species." "It's me, son." "It's all right." "You're home." "And you're alive." "And if that wasn't miracle enough, this ship is actually a living organism?" "Yeah, she is." "And her." "Another alien life-form." "How'd you get up here?" "We sent a shuttle, to open up communications." "Everyone at IASA had a coronary when she answered, finally." "In English." "She's too smart." "Holt:" "Commander Crichton." "I am T.R. Holt, Special Advisor to the President." "Congratulations." "You have accomplished something truly momentous." "Earth's first contact with extraterrestrial life." "(chuckles)" "Well, T.R., today's your lucky day." "D'Argo!" "Aeryn!" "Just don't make any sudden moves." "Good God." "What delayed you?" "Moya arrived 42 of their days ago." "The wormhole's unstable." "Some time dilation may have occurred." "Where the hell is Scorpius?" "He's in a pod, at the far end of this wormhole." "He's transmitting us a signal, so we can find our way back." "Yeah, you can stop pimping for him anytime." "What is wrong with you?" "These are your people." "Or do you think they pose us a threat?" "No." "It's the other way around." "My name is John Crichton, an astronaut." "Three years ago I got shot through a wormhole." "I'm in a distant part of the universe aboard this living ship of escaped prisoners, my friends." "I've made enemies." "Powerful, dangerous." "Now all I want is to find a way home to warn Earth." "Look upward and share the wonders I've seen." "Earth." "Terra firma." "Seems forever it's filled my thoughts, been my goal and now..." "I'm here." "Family, friends... seeing them again is so..." "so normal." "John, you're alive." "D.K., when did that happen?" "Two years ago." "Married on a boat in Naples." "I wish you could've been there." "You said he was a geek." "He is a geek." "I won her over anyway." "I figured Earth would freak out and it's delivered in spades, on time, 30 minutes or less." "Uncle Sam is keeping the aliens safe and contained." "A waterfront mansion for their personal use and full security team standing by." "It's a cage." "But at least it's a gilded one." "Good?" "Of course, the suits are more interested in the technology." "No surprise there." "So we let 'em look." "We don't usually recommend this setting." "They just can't comprehend what they're looking at, much less replicate it." "Be careful." "Not yet." "So let 'em look." "Some of the VIPs have accepted translator microbes." "(speaking Luxan) ...under strict supervision." "No power ups unless I..." "But even translator microbes aren't gonna help some people listen." "Not that you can blame them." "(yells in Luxan)" "At least the alien life's not going too crazy." "My family has been helping out." "Would you like me to bring you some of my clothes?" "My sister Olivia, she's hanging with 'em." "Sure." "Thanks." "And my cousin Bobby." "Bobby is totally fascinated by the E.T.s." "Hey." "I got this great idea." "How about... how about we break out of here, and go make some new friends." "Chiana, you know the humans will not let us out unescorted." "And the way you make friends, I do not blame them." "Rygel, have you tried this?" "Sparky and Wrinkles?" "Another delicacy." "They're the happiest of the crew." "They're in gastro heaven." "What's it called?" "It's called cop-porn." "But T.R. Holt, he is not happy." "What's the big deal?" "It's a simple proposal." "A trip on a spaceship for 500 of Earth's best and brightest." "Yeah, but who picks the 500, you?" "Me?" "No, no, no." "Let UNESCO handle that, or the Nobel committee." "Be much simpler to keep it local." "Local meaning only red-blooded Americans." "No deal." "No cookie." "Some would disagree." "Quote, "The Farscape project was and is an American initiative." "I do not think it is unfair that America should reap the first benefits of it."" "Yeah, what big-hearted patriot said that?" "A former astronaut by the name of Jack Crichton." "Did you know we're making him IASA's Project Director for Extraterrestrial Studies?" "Father and son." "Dynamite P.R." "Jack is just so happy to be making a contribution." "Don't screw it up for him." "That's a nice suit." "Do you have to buy that or does it come standard issue?" "Which brings us to Dad." "Dad..." "Jack:" "All right, time for lighting test." "T minus..." "Dad's world is upside down." "So he's trying to make it right side up by putting up Christmas decorations." "Great." "Might need a little more..." "Christmas decorations even though it's Florida and the whole block is cordoned off with security." "Please, back, sir." "Family traditions." "They're supposed to bring us together, and to make everything normal." "So, you do this every cycle?" "Year." "Every year." "Year." "Year." "Christmas has always been our favorite holiday." "We never get tired of it." "I love that Christmas where you lit the fire in the fireplace and the smoke came back down because Mr. Jingles was in the flue!" "Oh, come on." "One little mistake, you're gonna hold it against me." "How was I suppose to know he was up there?" "The cat didn't have hair for three months, Dad." "What the frell is that?" "Remember we gave you riding lessons, honey?" "Thought you were gonna cry." "I did cry." "A cat?" "Yeah, it's a pet." "Hey, and this." "Does he talk?" "Baby, remember this that your brother made?" "(laughs):" "Yeah." "Show him." "Remember this, John?" "Made this when you were five years old." "Your mother loved it." "Crichton:" "So what's next, we break out the bare-ass baby pictures?" "Hey, that's not a bad idea." "Let me get the photo album." "Yeah, let's take a vote." "Aeryn?" "Of course." "No, we're not gonna... your not looking at my bare ass." "Why not?" "I've seen it all ready." "Yes, we are." "(door chimes) Excuse me, I hear the door." "I got it." "Jack:" "Here, let me, ah, let me show you this." "Special delivery from the ghost of Christmas past." "Caroline." "Welcome back to terra firma." "Hey, um..." "Caroline's here." "Come on in." "But things have changed." "Jack:" "Hi, Caroline." "Come on in." "Hey, Jack." "We don't get to close our eyes and pretend they haven't." "And everyone is telling me how different I am." "They're right." "But they don't have a clue why." "They can't know what I've seen, what I've done, what's been done to me." "They can't know what's out there waiting for them and I can't tell them because they wouldn't believe me." "Hell, if I tried, they'd lock me up." "Frell, I'd lock me up." "Hey, Buck Rogers." "You're supposed to be fishing not writing memoirs." "What's that?" "It's homework." "This was supposed to be a weekend off." "No homework, no stress, no aliens, no demands." "I guess I'm not doing my job." "Man on TV:" "Mankind has always seen himself as the center of the universe." "To discover that's no longer true is highly traumatic." "A fundamental status quo is being threatened here." "The very existence of Homo sapiens may be under threat." "It's hardly surprising the hysteria is rising." "Here." "Interviewer:" "Hysteria?" "In what sense?" "The presence of these alien has induced various forms of societal hysteria." "No, thanks." "Holt says it's bad on the political front." "Every nation's demanding equal access to the aliens and all the information we get from them." "Of course they are." "We're gonna give it to them." "I don't see why." "Why should we give them access to technology they can use against us?" "'Cause it's the right thing to do." "Wouldn't worry about it, Dad." "Subcommittee'll tie it up for years and load it down with a ton of guidelines." "Now you're being naive, son." "The best and safest thing to do is keep it to ourselves." "Space travel was your dream to unite mankind." "When did that change?" "September the eleventh." "This isn't the same world you left four years ago, son." "People don't dream like they used to." "It's about survival now." "Who's survival?" "Olivia's survival." "And Susan and Frank and Bobby's." "Imagine them blown up by a suicide bomb, or coughing up blood from a poison gas attack." "This country is under siege." "You just don't understand the global situation." "I don't understand because I've been out of town, or because Daddy knows best?" "Oh, come on." "Now that's not fair, son." "If you wanna argue with Holt or even the President, I can arrange that." "No, I don't wanna argue with anybody." "No, you don't wanna argue." "You just wanna be obstinate and insist everyone agree with you." "Are you accusing me of being the only one in this family to be stubborn?" "No." "You're the most stubborn." "That I would argue with." "All right, let's split the title." "I'm going into space tomorrow." "If you'd like to come along you're welcome." "Unless you're too stubborn." "(growling)" "Awesome!" "Yeah, and this is just the garage." "Come on, show me more." "No, I got some stuff I gotta do first. 1812!" "I've give him the tour, son." "I know my way around." "No, Jack, it's a big ship." "You're gonna need a Sherpa." "Give me that arm." "This should fix it up." "It's a miracle." "1812, this is Bobby." "Bobby, this is 1812." "1812 is gonna be your tour guide." "Don't let 'em break anything." "I won't break anything." "Where's that Pilot you told me about?" "I'll show you." "You won't believe it." "Jack... that way." "Think they know how to open doors?" "D'Argo:" "Can you check wormhole stability from Command, or do you need to go outside again?" "No, Command will be fine." "I've had enough EVA to last a lifetime." "Apparently all systems check out normal with the Prowler so the scientists don't seem to have caused any damage." "I made sure they didn't." "I appreciate it." "Thank you." "Okay..." "Meet you on Command." "Thank you." "Aeryn, listen up." "You got a problem with them poking around at your Prowler, why don't you leave it here?" "The IASA boys got enough to look at with D'Argo's guppy and my module." "Would it be better if I stayed here as well?" "Why would you wanna do that?" "I'm clearly not fitting in." "You're fitting in as well as any of us are." "Whatever." "It's..." "it's up to you." "It's up to me?" "Yeah." "Yeah, it's up to you." "Fine." "I..." "Well, I don't mind your scientists poking around with my Prowler." "I can even field-strip a cannon if..." "No, don't do that." "Thank you, but... don't do that." "They've seen enough." "Crichton:" "You want a hand?" "Aeryn:" "Nope." "No." "No, of course you don't." "(low growl)" "Braca:" "What is that?" "An explanation would be pointless." "You'd retain no memory of it." "(gasps)" "Skreeth, can you hear me?" "It's Grayza." "Report." "(Skreeth's voice):" "I hear you." "Crichton is onboard Moya." "According to reports, Moya now orbits Crichton's home planet." "Grayza:" "Where is this planet?" "Unknown." "We traveled through a wormhole to reach it." "A wormhole?" "Yes." "Are you certain?" "Yes." "Do not seize Crichton yet." "Learn all you can about his planet, its technology, its defenses and its location." "Skeeth:" "Allowing me to interrogate Crichton will yield quicker answers." "Crichton has already proven himself to be immune to several forms of interrogation." "Stay hidden until we know more." "Understood?" "Understood." "(gasps)" "We took a short break, for recreation." "(normal voice):" "I see." "Don't you remember, Captain?" "Perhaps you will next time." "But duty first." "Run a full weapons systems check immediately." "I want this ship ready to destroy a planet." "Crichton:" "The readings match my homework." "It's gonna be at least 70 arns before the wormhole's stable enough for Moya to get back through." "Pilot says he and Moya are looking forward to giving humans their first trip to the stars." "Yeah, right." "They're not going, are they?" "No, we'll be long gone while they're still bickering over who gets the tickets." "Well, then why offer them in the first place?" "Gotta give 'em something, otherwise they'll try and take it." "Yeah, but we're not giving them anything." "Their scientists can't even work out how to use Pulse Pistols." "Doesn't matter." "My planet doesn't have Chakan oil anyway." "Don't look at me like that." "You know how paranoid my planet is." "Yeah, they... they don't like aliens." "They don't like anybody." "Well, I'm glad to see you taking a positive approach." "Cooperation, teamwork, distraction." "We give them a few hints then we get the hell out of Dodge and hope they get their act together before the real space monsters show up." "Aeryn?" "Have you seen John?" "Pilot says he's ready to head back down." "So am I. Would you like a lift in my Prowler?" "Go for it, Jack." "She's the best pilot I've ever seen." "Think you can manage a side trip to the moon?" "I think I can do better than that." "(engine roaring)" "Jack (chuckling):" "Saturn." "I'm really looking at Saturn." "I'm farther from Earth than any human's ever been." "Actually, no." "(chuckling):" "Oh yeah." "I guess my son does have a few miles on me." "He must be happy to be back on Earth, though." "I don't know." "He's having a tough time readjusting." "He, uh... he doesn't talk much about what he's been through." "Not even about his shipmates?" "Oh, he-he... he's talked about your societies, customs." "Remarkable stuff." "He thinks that your species and mine might somehow be linked." "Our geneticists are still looking at that." "But I wouldn't be surprised." "If I didn't know better, I'd think you were human." "I'm not." "Do you wish you were?" "Why do you ask?" "You have feelings for John, don't you?" "Does that shock you?" "No." "I suppose it might if I thought of you as an alien life-form, but I don't." "John has not said anything to me, but I believe he has feelings for you, too." "He did." "Now..." "Now he's home." "That's one of the things he's gonna to have to sort out." "Just give him time." "Hmm." "(engine roaring)" "Sikozu:" "Biologic examination?" "I said no, and I don't care how many of the others have consented." "You can go stick your probes in one of them." "I'm not interested." "Chiana:" "Well, you never know." "You might like it." "No, I will not have an x-ray." "I don't care how much it advances mankind's xenobiological knowledge." "N..." "Leave!" "Rygel:" "Eat something." "You'll feel better." "I do not want to eat." "I want to go back to Moya." "Good." "Here... here, give this to Pilot." "Noranti: (with music):" "Hark!" "The hee rawld angles seen guh" "Glowry to the nude bored keen guh" "Chiana: nude..." "Peach on Erp and murky mill ed" "Gode and signers reek n sill ed..." "Chiana: murky... sill ed..." "It was incredible." "We flew through the Cassini division, beat the Cassini space probe by a year." "Told Aeryn it was the best Christmas present I'd ever gotten, except for that tie rack you made me in junior high school." "Speaking of suits and ties," "Holt is still fighting me on the tech-sharing plan and the explorer selection process." "I could use a little support." "I've always supported you as much as I could, son." "You're not looking at the bigger picture here." "You don't see the big picture." "You can't conceive of it." "Earth has to work together on this." "Yeah." "Well, you're asking the impossible on that one." "Impossible. "Impossible is not in our vocabulary."" "Who said that?" "You." "You did." "Four days before you set foot on the moon." "You taught me to believe that." "That belief kept me alive." "Please tell me you still believe it." "I'm not sure what I believe anymore." "All this crap you've tacked on." "Hetch drive." "FTL." "It can't work." "It's theoretically impossible." "Theory is wrong." "Newton, Einstein, Hawking." "We prove them wrong every time we pop out for groceries." "Then tell us how it works." "I didn't design it, D.K. I just installed it." "That's for you to figure out." "Sure, drop it in our laps." "Let us scratch our heads and look stupid while you go on Nightline or have lunch with the president." "Laura:" "We need some help." "We're Neanderthals trying to understand 747s." "These new laptops are really nice." "Laura, I cannot tell you what I don't know." "Then why'd you bring us these ships?" "If we're never gonna learn anything, why rub our noses in how dumb we are?" "You're not dumb." "Neither are you." "Taka says you asked for the metallurgic analysis of these ships." "You're on the track of something." "It's just a riddle." "Why do Prowler pilots turn to goo?" "Get back to me on that." "I'm gonna get a refill of coffee." "You guys want some?" "(sighs)" "(low breathing)" "I think something's going on." "I'm sure John is holding out on us." "Probably trying to grab more of the glory for himself." "Again." "He doesn't care about it." "The only thing John... (hissing)" "(screaming)" "(gunshots)" "(screaming)" "Laura!" "No!" "(both screaming)" "(roaring hiss)" "(screaming)" "Are you sure that they're telling you the truth?" "(Skeeth's voice):" "I can guarantee it." "Plainly, not all humans have Crichton's alleged ability to resist interrogation." "Grayza:" "Then Crichton has given no wormhole information to Earth yet." "No." "That knowledge can die with Crichton." "Not until I have that knowledge." "I'm confident I can capture him." "But doubt I can bring him to you." "Nor can I yet come to you." "Wherever this Earth is the journey there is obviously impractical without wormhole travel." "And only Crichton can command that." "Then our best alternative is to seize him, learn what we can from him, then execute him." "I'm forced to agree." "Anything more you need from my captives?" "No." "(roaring)" "Hey, where you been?" "Shopping with aliens." "They closed off the whole mall and the store owners, I'm sure, were very annoyed." "I'm sure they love it." "It'll be in their ads tomorrow." "Not to mention something to tell their grandkids." "What are you doing?" "Mmm, nothing." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Do you wanna go live in the past?" "No, thank you." "I have been there." "Well, where do you wanna live?" "I don't know." "You tell me." "Where do I belong?" "Well, do you miss this life?" "I look at these pictures, and I recognize the faces." "Some of the places." "But it's not my life." "I miss her." "I miss that chick." "(both laugh)" "I miss him, but I can't..." "He's changed." "What, he's changed so much that you can't talk to him?" "You know, he says exactly the same thing about you." ""He's changed so much and..."" "I have changed, and I can't tell him why." "Why not?" "Because he is the Director for Extraterrestrial Studies, and what he hears, the government hears." "Are you saying he can't keep a confidence?" "Coming here was a mistake." "It was an accident, and it shouldn't have happened." "And there were things that the government cannot hear." "What, is it bad?" "No." "No, it's not bad." "(in an E.T. voice) Don't worry." "It'll be okay." "Okay." "Trust me." "(both laugh)" "D'Argo:" "So, I see we've been shopping again." "Aeryn:" "Yes." "Crichton isn't here, is he?" "No, but his cousin is." "He's outside interviewing Caroline Wallace." "Really?" "Mmm." "Thanks, Chi." "Can you help with this?" "Move." "What'd you do, buy the whole planet?" "It's not mine." "It's from Aeryn." "I don't know what it is, but I..." "I know it's for Crichton." "It won't get him back." "He hasn't forgiven her." "Oh, he will." "Sooner or later." "Some males can actually forgive." "Ooh, sorry." "So, how long have you known John Crichton?" "I met him six years ago." "And how long have you been his girlfriend?" "Bobby, cut." "Take five." "Don't stop." "I'm interested in the answer." "Wanna tell me why you wanna know?" "That's fair." "John and I were in a relationship." "What kind of relationship?" "It was complicated." "Yeah, I can imagine." "Well, actually, no, I can't imagine." "John and I had a much simpler one." "No strings, no plans, just good, casual times." "Well, at least that's how it was before." "And now?" "Uh, he doesn't even want that much." "But he's been spending time with you." "I think he's been testing himself." "Working out what he really wants." "It's not me." "I'm sorry." "No, you're not." "You still want him, don't you?" "Yes." "But it doesn't matter." "He doesn't want me, either." "I think he does." "When I asked him about you, he said there was nothing going on." "He said that several times." "That's bad." "You have a lot to understand about humans." "Sometimes when we repeat a lie, it means that we're trying to convince ourselves of the truth." "And that is that he still loves you." "Very much." "Scorpius:" "Your head is bruised." "How difficult was your travel here?" "Extremely turbulent, but not very damaging." "Following your guidance signal was a great help." "What are you doing?" "Cross-coupling the fuel cells." "To turn this pod into a bomb." "This wormhole is traversable." "It leads to Crichton." "Therefore, I cannot have Grayza find it." "You think her Command Carrier will return?" "My spy aboard the Carrier has been unable to discern her current strategies." "But should she return, as a last resort, I will detonate this Pod within the mouth of the wormhole." "That should destabilize it." "But how will you survive?" "I wouldn't survive it." "You would have a better chance of destabilization with... two Pods?" "Would you like to observe the sequence?" "I just spoke to Pilot." "Sikozu went back through the wormhole." "She did what?" "She met up with Scorpius." "That son of a bitch." "The wormhole must be stabilizing." "She better not bring that bastard back through." "No, she says she's not gonna return to Earth." "Good." "No Comms." "There should be no signals that link back to us." "Holt:" "I will inform the President." "Now, I am getting major flak from the Hill about John's global initiatives." "He's gotta bend a little." "I don't think he will." "Make him." "It's your job." "The Joint Chiefs are up in arms." "They wanna classify the alien technology as a national security risk and impound it." "John won't permit that." "He'll take these ships out of here first." "Look, I know you share my concerns about John's plans." "All I'm asking for is a little compromise." "Is that unreasonable?" "Chiana:" "Crichton, this isn't a very fun party." "It's not supposed to be a party." "It's a photo op for VIPs." "Smile." "Can't we find a real party somewhere?" "Could I have everybody's attention?" "Well, here comes the "My fellow Americans"." "I once told my son that he'd..." "he'd get the chance to become his own kind of hero." "Well, he got it." "And he made the most of it." "I also taught him to stick to his guns when he thought he was right." "So I can't fault him when he does." "I've heard it said that he should accept our judgment over his, because he owes us." "I've even said it myself." "But we're wrong." "Look at the friends he discovered." "The miracles he brought." "Then ask yourself what he owes us, as compared to what we owe him." "Now, John insists that we share these wonders with the rest of the world." "But some people are afraid of what'll happen if we do." "John's afraid of what'll happen if we don't." "And I'll go with that." "So, as IASA's Project Director for Extraterrestrial Studies," "I hereby invite all nations to participate in the ongoing Farscape mission." "What made you change your mind?" "Because I believe in you." "That means a lot." "There's a few things we should talk about." "Son, it's Christmas Eve." "Right." "It'll keep." "I know you're preparing for a private dinner, so I won't stay long." "Is he... is John here yet?" "Um, no, not yet." "I..." "I wanted to bring you back the clothes you lent me." "They didn't suit you, huh?" "Oh, no, it's not that." "It's just I'm more comfortable in these." "It's what I am, I guess." "And I brought the books as well." "I really appreciate it." "Everything." "Are you leaving?" "Possibly." "Well, you'll be here tomorrow morning to open presents with the rest of us, won't you?" "I may not." "What's happened?" "Nothing bad." "It's not bad." "It's just that I may be needed on Moya... (kitchen timer beeping) ...on Moya for a while." "It's all right." "I'll be right back." "So... are you as bored as I am?" "I'm sorry, Senator, she's, uh, still learning our customs." "Spank you very much." "Maybe you can teach me." "Okay, Chiana, let's leave." "Come on." "What's wrong with you guys?" "What, you all scared of us still?" "Uh-uh." "Don't you know that all humans are bigots?" "They fight even amongst their own species." "Well, they do seem to fight a lot amongst themselves." "Hey, maybe... maybe that's why they barely left their own planet." "(sniffing)" "What?" "Something smells bad." "Well, it's not me." "(chuckles)" "Frell." "Since you escorted us all the way to the living room," "I insist that you stay for a cup of eggnog." "Thank you, sir." "Hi, Aeryn." "Hello." "Jack:" "Livvy?" "Olivia:" "In here." "I'm sorry, I just had to drop some things off to Olivia." "No, it's all right." "(talking in background)" "Do you want me to go back to Moya?" "We've already talked about this." "It's entirely up to you." "Fine." "I'll go with what you prefer." "Look," "I'm not trying to pressure you, John." "I'm actually trying to take the pressure off." "Would you be happier if I wasn't here on Earth?" "You don't have to justify it or explain it." "Just give me an honest yes or no." "Jack:" "Aeryn?" "Would you join us for dinner?" "Oh, no, I couldn't impose." "There's always room for one more." "It's a traditional family thing." "We'll start a new tradition." "Look, it's up to you, but we'd love to have you." "Could I get some eggnog, please?" "Mm-hmm." "(screams)" "(groans)" "Livvy!" "(gunshots)" "(growls)" "(yells)" "(gasps)" "Whoa!" "(sighs)" "(growling)" "Suck on this." "What is that?" "Oh, forget about it." "Get Winona." "Right." "(growls)" "I..." "I've got Crichton." "Yes?" "(screeches)" "(screeching)" "(Crichton yells)" "(Crichton coughing)" "(screeches)" "John, clear!" "(screams)" "(gasping)" "(gasping weakly)" "Dad!" "Livvy!" "Olivia?" "You all right, old man?" "Yeah." "Olivia, you all right?" "What the hell was that?" "No idea." "(loud rumbling)" "(screaming)" "Get down!" "What is it?" "Tell me what's wrong." "(soft moans)" "Well." "Merry frelling Christmas." "Amen." "Ma'am!" "Captain, that was the best ever." "You continue to amaze me." "I'm glad I could be of service." "I mean, I'm pleased I could satisfy you." "Will that be all?" "Yes." "For now." "(sighs)" "Uh, all the food goes to my chamber." "Well what are we doing with Crichton's gifts?" "You wanna put 'em in his quarters?" "Not the right time." "Cargo Bay for now." "We'll leave as soon as Crichton's aboard." "Here, I'll give you a hand." "Thank you." "Noranti." "What's this?" "Well, I think you made it." "It's for Crichton." "What does it do?" "What does it do?" "It's to help him move on." "Surmount his feelings and forget." "Who?" "Olivia:" "I was gonna give you this on Christmas." "This is Mom's." "She left this to you." "I want you to have it." "Mom'd love that." "(jet flying overhead)" "Don't go." "I have to go." "You take care." "(sniffling)" "Stay." "Look, we'll guard the wormhole." "We'll... we'll set up a defense shield." "Nothing'll get through." "No, I have a job to do." "That's your words again." "(voice breaking):" "I don't wanna lose you, son." "I can't shake this feeling that you're not coming back." "Oh, I'll be back." "That's a promise." "You take care of my home." "That's a promise." "Jack:" "Take care of yourself."

"So...cold... can’t... use the force..." " Eric" " Leia?" "Oh, Hi" "Were you like that all night?" "No!" "No!" "from 1 to 4 I was whimpering because your knee was in my back" "yeah, we get to Madison next week..." "Were getting’ a bigger bed" "Eric, my knee was in your back because you were trying to hump me in your sleep" "No, I wasn’t asleep" "I gotta go, my folks come home from the hospital, today" "Donna, what’s going on in there?" "!" "Donna!" "Um, just a minute, dad" " This is yours!" " No, time!" " I’m coming in!" " Hi, daddy" "I heard voices" " Oh, that was me!" "you know greeting this beautiful morning" "Get out" "May I ask why you’re wearing my daughters blouse?" "I thought you’d be mad if I was nude" "Oh, what the hell?" "!" "Fez?" "Oh, my God!" "Did you see anything?" "Not, much you should really think about a night light" "That '70s show Season 6 Episode 1 The Kids Are Alright" "Preèasoval / Retiming blsho" "Yeah, it’s a sweatband, I’m wearing sweatbands now" "What are you doing?" "Well, police academy starts in a week so I gotta get in shape..." "So I’m eating raw egg’s, like Rocky." "Kelso?" "Rocky, ate raw eggs ‘cause he was training for a fight if he was training to be a cophe’d just flunk out a high school and grow a bad mustache" "Oh, I’m growing the bad mustache" "Ooh!" "Forman, just because there’s a sale at Penny’s doesn’t mean you gotta buy everything" "Hey, Fez, your suppose to bring your date home and then take her pants off" "Fellas, I’m afraid your little jokes don’t bother me because soon I will be starting my new life in Madison, where if I so choose I can wear ladies cloths all I want!" "Really?" "Where is this Madison?" "So I can go there and kick their dress-wearing asses" "Guys come on." "I’m all man, I’m married to Eric’s slutty sister" " Yeah, how’s that going?" " Oh, not great but I’m pretty sure when Laurie gets back from our honeymoon in Cancun, things will pick up" " Laurie went on your honeymoon alone?" " Oh, no that would be crazy she took her friend, Carlos, along to keep an eye on her..." "But I paid for both of them so everyone knows who the man is in this deal" "Hellos, Boys, it is me, the object of your desire" " Hi Jackie" " So, Jackie, you choose between me and Kelso, yet?" "I’m on my way to the pool right now to think about it rest assured!" "when I’m in my most delicious shade of cocoa brown, you will have your answers." "Well this might tip the scales, I’m not wearing anything underneath my tracksuit" " This is stupid, all right, I’m outta here" "Hey, Jackie you want to see something hot?" "watch me drink raw eggs!" " Oh, M-Michael" " Jackie, hold on I’m drinking my eggs" " No Michael" " Jackie!" "whatever it is I’m sure it can wait until after I drink my eggs" "Fine!" " Now, what is so important?" " You’re allergic to eggs!" "Oh, man, I am" "Yeah, I gotta go to the hospital" "That’s okay, I’ll drive." "I gotta pick up my folks anyway." "So, uh, Hyde?" "Your competition for Jackie is, uh egg boy!" "Ooh, that must be so humiliating" "Fez, your wife’s on your honeymoon with another guy" "Oh, no, no, no Carlos is just like a, he’s kinda like a-like a chaperone, he, uh..." "Son of a BITCH!" "How you doin’ back there, Kels’?" "My eyes fell tight, do I look okay?" " Oh my God!" " What?" "What?" "Nothing, we’re just shocked at how..." "Great ...you look" "Oh, it’s the sweatband." "I’m wearing sweatbands now." "Come on, Kitty, lets get the hell out of this weird place" "I think some of these nurses are stealing drugs" "Red, I am a nurse here" "I stand by my statement" "Okay, Mr. Forman just to be clear." "no going to work, no chores, no driving for three months" " and lets not forget the root cause of the problem?" " To much rage, right?" "Yeah, so he probably shouldn’t, like..." "Yell at anyone, anymore right?" "Actually, the reason he ran into trouble is he was holding stuff in" "He was holding stuff in?" "Okay!" "I weigh 42 pounds ‘cause of what he let out and I’m sorry your telling me that, uh there’s more in there?" "No no no" "He does not weigh 42 pounds..." "and these two are the best of buddies!" "“Hey, Dad wanna go fishing?" "” “Sure, son, let’s hug” that’s what it’s like at our house" "See what I mean about the drugs?" "What you need to do is focus on things that make you happy" "Ok..." "But..." "I don’t know were we’re gonna find a boat load of dead commies" "They gave me four shots, none in the arm" "Hey, pretty lady you like what you see?" "Jackie, when are you gonna decide between Kelso and Hyde?" "I already have" " What?" " Yeah..." "Oh, here you go little boy" " So, who’d you pick?" "!" " Well..." "Wow, this ball must be hard to catch, huh?" "I chose Steven, and I’m gonna tell him today" "I cannot wait to see the look on his face" "Oh, my God!" "What if he cries?" "Yeah, that’s not gonna happen" "Oh, I’ll make him cry, you watch and see" "Hey, what are you--?" "You get a good look you little perv!" "She touched me and it was awesome!" "Now, get you, upstairs for your nap...and Eric he needs quiet, so no shenanigans!" "Mom, please, I haven’t Shenaniganed in about six years..." "I’ve hooliganed, I’ve no-good nicked" "I’ve ne’er done well, just yesterday I caught myself rabble Rousing " "Will you SHUT UP!" "Welcome home, Dad!" "YOU!" "You got a lot of nerve..." "Showing your face around here after what you did to my daughter" " Hey, I did you a favor that girls been passed around this town" " Nooooo" "Okay, You have already given him one heart attack..." "That’s enough, now hush" "Hey, look buddy, rasionettes!" "Okay, okay, nap time" "Oh Eric, your father has a check up next week so I need you to take him" "Mom, I have to register for college, remember?" "This" " I’m not gonna be here, I’m moving away" " Oh, so your still going?" " Yes, I’m still going, to college" " Fine!" " Mom, I gotta get outta here" "Oh, Kitty let him go, odds are he’s not gonna amount to anything and I don’t want him blaming me" "See?" "that is exactly the kind of thing that I have to get away from." " Fine!" " Great!" " Great!" " Fine!" " Oh, my heart Iiiiiiiiii" " Dad, Dad!" "I just thought I’d break the tension that’s gonna come in handy" "Okay, no more fake heart attacks !" "Next time you clench your chest you’d better see some a bright light and some dead relatives" "Hey little brother, Hey, hubby!" "Don’t “hubby” me, I’m mad at you!" "Aw, but I brought you a souvenir" "Oh, look Fez, a genuine Cancun shot glass still sticky with tequila!" "Aaw, you shouldn’t have" "No biggie, some guy left it in my room" "Okay..." "Steven, I’m here to tell you, I’ve made my decision" "I choose you!" "Yeah, I’m a good kisser" "Here’s your gum back." "Oh, Steven, I missed you so much" "Hyde, you ready?" "Yeah, lets hit it" "Who is this?" "This is my date, you didn’t think I was gonna wait around for you all summer, did you?" "Looks like you traded up" "Oh, you better back off" "Back off or what?" " I’ll call your parents." "My parents don’t speak midget" "Okay, okay, I hate myself for stopping a girl fight, let’s just..." "" " Ah, screw it, Go!" "Go!" "All right, Steven you made your point now..." "Please, stay here with me" "I’m sorry but I got plans." "Hey, maybe you should go work on you tan" "Skank!" "Okay, here you go egg whites only, no yolks they’re bad for you" "But the yellow part is the baby bird that’s the part I wanna eat" "Sorry...too much cholesterol, which also means no bacon just good old heart-healthy Ham" "Bacon" "Ah, this is so good and is..." "so much better than ham" "And for you, my famous chocolate chip, Carmel whipped cream pancakes!" "Maom, your not gonna bribe me into staying home from school with super sweet breakfast food" "Where are my sprinkles?" "No, no the pancakes are an apology, I overreacted before of course you have to go to school" " So that’s it?" "It’s- no guilt?" " That’s right" "What a nice, warm family moment!" "Lets celebrate..." "With bacon" "Bacon" "Steven, how could you go out with another girl when I chose you?" "Jackie, when I said choose between me and Kelso, I meant choose me, right then making me sit around and wait it out is immature." "I want what I want when I want it, what is so immature about that?" "Forget it, Jackie, maybe your just not my type" "Whoa!" "That was rough, even I’ve had a better day then you and my head swelled up to five times it’s normal size" "Oh, my God, Donna?" "Madison has a course called The Social Significance..." "Of Jedi Culture" "Mom, what- why are you doing laundry?" "It’s almost midnight..." "Well, with your dad not working, I had to pick up a double shift at the hospital this is the only time I have to do it" " Okay, don’t do this" " Do what?" "Come down here in the middle of the night, doing laundry, looking like hell" " Oh, excuse me" " No, I..." "I’m just saying, your trying to make me feel guilty for leaving and it’s not gonna work..." "I can’t stay here, okay?" "I have to go off and live my life." "I disserve that Mom, I disserve a chance" "Okay, okay, no need to use your squeaky voice" "I understand that you have to leave, I have bigger things to worry about then making you feel guilty" " Eric, if you feel like you need to stay, I mean, we can talk about" " No no!" " We’re leaving next week...and that’s final!" " Ok" "Yeah, it’s bacon and I don’t care if you tell your mother." "She doesn’t scare me!" "Eric I almost forgot!" "How could Steven say I’m not his type?" "I’m everybody’s type, that’s my thing" "Well, at least you don’t have to worry about me chasing after you anymore" "I mean, most of the stuff you and Hyde use to argue about?" "I didn’t even understand which makes me think you’ve become a complicated woman and I don’t want none of that" "So, your really okay with us just being friends" "Yeah, I release you" "Fly, little bird, fly, fly away!" "That was you" " Michael, do you think I’m immature?" " No, your almost fully grown" "Well..." "Steven thinks so" "Apparently, I’m immature and that skank in the leather jacket is what?" "Cool?" "Well I can be cool, people can change." "Olivia Newton-John did it for John Travolta and that movie was totally realistic" "Yummy!" "Jackie?" "Tell me about it, Steve?" "Oh, Jackie, your so much cooler then that skank I was with before please take me back. ’cause we belong together like Bop-booba-loo-ba, sha-walla, sha-bang, sha-bang" "Ah!" "The whole gang is back together again" "Yes, they did it" "Are you gonna sing?" "Cause I’ve heard you sing and your not gonna sing, are you?" "No, but I’m gonna get Steven back, whatever it takes and I’m gonna get me a pair of those black satin pants ‘cause I look good in those" " Mom?" " Fabric softener!" "I’m up!" "Mrs. Forman, are you okay?" "Oh, sure..." "Oh, God, I’m late for work" "Your working tonight?" "Well, honey, nights can be our busiest time." "Lots of people stroke out after a big salty dinner" "But you worked all day" "I know Okay, there’s food in the..." "Oh, who am I kidding, there’s no food!" "They can’t do this to me!" "they cannot do this to me I gotta get outta here!" "of all the people in history of the world that have ever had to get anywhere It is me HAVING TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" "I have to go!" "..." "I have to stay" "Donna, I’m sorry" "Sorry?" "Eric, I think its amazing that you’d do that for your family." "and you know we’ll see each other on the weekend’s" "Oh, so your still going?" "Yeah, I mean..." "Yeah" "Yeah..." "No, of course" "Oh, come on!" "I think I have something that might make you feel better?" "Hey, um..." "Can we just like.." "Could we just sit for a while" "Yeah, sure." "Sit for a while?" "If I hadn’t found this bacon I’d be really pissed of" "I mean, just because I don’t wear dresses..." "And, I know how to fix a car doesn’t mean I don’t like to be told I’m pretty" "Wow, it’s like I’m reading my own journal" "I think your pretty, I think your really pretty" "I think your pretty" "Stop!" "Is this really happening?" "Shh!" "You’ll break the spell!"

"♪ Fah who for-aze ♪ ♪ Dah who dor-aze ♪" "♪ Welcome Christmas, ♪ ♪ Bring your light ♪" "♪ Fah who for-aze ♪ ♪ Dah who dor-aze ♪" "♪ Welcome in the ♪ ♪ cold dark night ♪" "♪ Welcome Christmas ♪ ♪ Fah who rah-moose!" "♪" "♪ Welcome Christmas ♪ ♪ Dah who dah-moose!" "♪" "♪ Welcome Christmas ♪ ♪ While we stand ♪" "♪ Heart to heart ♪ ♪ And hand in hand ♪" "♪ Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff ♪ ♪ Like bingle balls, and whofoo fluff ♪" "♪ Trim up the tree with goowho gums ♪ ♪ and bizilbix and wums ♪" "♪ Trim every blessed window and ♪ ♪ trim every blessed door ♪" "♪ Hang up whoboohoo bricks ♪" "♪ Then run out and get some more ♪" "♪ Hang pantookas on the ceilings ♪ ♪ Pile pankunas on the floor ♪" "♪ Trim every blessed needle ♪ ♪ on the blessed Christmas tree ♪" "♪ Christmas comes tomorrow ♪ ♪ Trim you, trim me ♪" "♪ Trim up the tree with fuzzle fuzz ♪ ♪ and bliffer bloofs, and wuzzle wuzz ♪" "♪ Trim up your uncle and your aunt ♪ ♪ With yards of whofont ♪" "♪" " Flaaaaant ♪ ♪" " With yards of whofont flant ♪" "Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot." "But the Grinch who lived just north of Who-ville, did not." "The Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season." "Now, please, don't ask why." "No one quite knows the reason." "It could be perhaps that his shoes were too tight." "It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right." "But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small." "But whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes he stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Whos." "Staring down from his cave with a sour Grinchy frown at the warm lighted windows below in their town." "For he knew every Who down in Who-ville beneath was busy now hanging a holly Who-wreath." "And they're hanging their stockings." "He snarled with a sneer." "Tomorrow is Christmas." "It's practically here." "Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming:" "I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming." "Or tomorrow, I know, all those Who girls and boys will wake bright and early, they'll rush for their toys." "And then..." "Oh, the noise." "Oh, the noise." "Noise, noise, noise." "There's one thing I hate." "All the noise." "Noise, noise, noise." "And they'll shriek squeaks and squeals, racing round on their wheels." "They'll dance with Jing-Tinglers tied onto their heels." "They'll blow their Floo-Floobers." "They'll bang their Tah-Tinkers." "They'll blow their Who-Hoobers." "They'll bang their Gah-Ginkers." "They'll beat their Trum-Tookers." "They'll slam their Sloo-Slonkers." "They'll beat their Blum-Blookers." "They'll wham their Who-Wonkers." "And they'll play noisy games like Zoo Zitta Ka Zay a roller-skate type of lacrosse and croquet." "And then they'll make earsplitting noises deluxe on their great big Electro Who-Cardio Shluxe." "Then the Whos, young and old, will sit down to a feast." "And they'll feast, and they'll feast." "And they'll feast, feast, feast." "They'll feast on Who-pudding and rare Who-roast-beast." "Oh, roast beast is a feast I can't stand in the least." "And then they'll do something I hate most of all." "Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small will stand close together with Christmas bells ringing." "They'll stand hand in hand, and those Whos will start singing." "♪ Fah who for-aze ♪ ♪ Dah who dor-aze ♪" "♪ Welcome Christmas, ♪ ♪ Come this way ♪" "♪ Fah who for-aze ♪ ♪ Dah who dor-aze ♪" "♪ Welcome Christmas, ♪ ♪ Christmas Day. ♪" "♪ Welcome, Welcome ♪ ♪ Fah who rah-moose ♪" "♪ Welcome, Welcome ♪ ♪ Dah who dah-moose ♪" "♪ Christmas day is in our grasp ♪" "♪ So long as we have hands to clasp ♪" "♪ Fah who for-aze ♪ ♪ Dah who for-aze... ♪" "And they'll sing, and they'll sing." "And they'll sing." "Sing, sing, sing." "And the more the Grinch thought of this Who-Christmas sing the more the Grinch thought:" "I must stop this whole thing." "Why, for 53 years, I've put up with it now." "I must stop Christmas from coming." "But how?" "Then he got an idea." "An awful idea." "The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea." "I know just what to do." "The Grinch laughed in his throat." "I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat." "Then he chuckled and clucked:" "What a great Grinchy trick." "With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick." "♪ You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ You really are a heel ♪" "♪ You're as cuddly as a cactus ♪ ♪ You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ You're a bad banana with a... ♪" "♪ ..." "Greasy black peel ♪" "♪ You're a monster, Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ Your heart's an empty hole ♪" "♪ Your brain is full of spiders ♪ ♪ You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ I wouldn't touch you with a... ♪" "♪ ..." "Thirty nine and a half foot pole ♪" "All I need is a reindeer." "The Grinch looked around." "But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found." "Did that stop the Grinch?" "Ha." "The Grinch simply said:" "If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead." "So he took his dog, Max, and he took some black thread and he tied a big horn on the top of his head." "Then he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks on a ramshackle sleigh, and he whistled for Max." " Then the Grinch said:" " Giddap." "And the sleigh started down toward the homes where the Whos lay a-snooze in their town." "All their windows were dark." "No one knew he was there." "All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care when he came to the first little house on the square." "This is stop number one." "The old Grinchy Claus hissed as he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist." "Then he slid down the chimney." "A rather tight pinch." "But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch." "He got stuck only once, for a minute or two." "Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue where the little Who stockings hung all in a row." "These stockings..." "He Grinched." "...are the first things to go." "Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant around the whole room and he took every present." "Pop guns, pampoonas, pantookas and drums checkerboards, bizzel-binks, popcorn and plums." "Then he stuffed them in bags." "Then the Grinch, very nimbly stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbly." "♪ You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ You have termites in your smile ♪" "♪ You have all the tender sweetness ♪ ♪ of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ Given the choice between the two of you, ♪ ♪ I'd take the a... ♪" "♪ ..." "Seasick crocodile ♪" "♪ You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ You're the king of sinful sots ♪" "♪ Your hearts a dead tomato splotched ♪ ♪ with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ You're a 3 decker sauerkraut ♪ ♪ and toad stool sandwich... ♪" "♪ ...with arsenic sauce ♪" "Then he slunk to the icebox." "He took the Whos' feast." "He took the Who-pudding." "He took the roast beast." "He cleaned out the icebox as quick as a flash." "Why, that Grinch even took the last can of Who-hash." "Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee." "Now..." " Grinned the Grinch." "...I will stuff up the tree." "As the Grinch took the tree, as he started to shove he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove." "He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who little Cindy-Lou Who, who was no more than 2." "She stared at the Grinch and said:" "Santy Claus, why?" "Why are you taking our Christmas tree?" "Why?" "But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick he thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick." "Why, my sweet little tot..." "The fake Santy Claus lied." "...there's a light on this tree that won't light on one side." "So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear." "I'll fix it up there, then I'll bring it back here." "And his fib fooled the child." "Then he patted her head." "And he got her a drink, and he sent her to bed." "And when Cindy-Lou Who was in bed with her cup he crupt to the chimney and stuffed the tree up." "Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar." "And the last thing he took was the log for their fire." "On their walls, he left nothing but hooks and some wire." "And the one speck of food that he left in the house was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse." "Then he did the same thing to the other Whos' houses leaving crumbs much too small for the other Whos' mouses." "♪ You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ With a nauseous supernaus ♪" "♪ You're a crooked jerky jockey and, ♪ ♪ you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ Your soul is an appalling dump heap. ♪" "♪ Overflowing with the most disgraceful ♪ ♪ assortment of rubbish imaginable. ♪" "♪ Mangled up... ♪" "♪ ...in tangled up knots ♪" "♪ You're a foul one Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ You're a nasty wasty skunk ♪" "♪ Your heart is full of unwashed socks, ♪ ♪ Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch ♪" "♪ The 3 words that best describe you, ♪ ♪ are as follows, and I quote... ♪" "♪ "Stink," ♪" "♪ "Stank," ♪" "♪ "Stunk!" ♪" "It was a quarter of dawn, all the Whos still abed all the Whos still a-snooze when he packed up his sled." "Packed it up with their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings their snoof and their fuzzels, their tringlers and trappings." "Ten thousand feet up, up the side of Mount Crumpit he rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it." "Pooh-pooh to the Whos." "He was Grinch-ily humming." "They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming." "They're just waking up." "I know just what they'll do." "Their mouths will hang open a minute or two." "Then the Whos down in Who-ville will all cry boohoo." " That's a noise..." " Grinned the Grinch." "...that I simply must hear." "He paused." "And the Grinch put a hand to his ear." "And he did hear a sound rising over the snow." "It started in low then it started to grow." "♪ Fah who for-aze ♪ ♪ Dah who dor-aze ♪" "♪ Welcome Christmas, ♪ ♪ Come this way ♪" "♪ Fah who for-aze ♪ ♪ Dah who dor-aze ♪" "♪ Welcome Christmas, ♪ ♪ Christmas Day. ♪" "♪ Welcome, Welcome ♪ ♪ Fah who rah-moose ♪" "♪ Welcome, Welcome ♪ ♪ Dah who dah-moose ♪" "♪ Christmas day is in our grasp ♪" "♪ So long as we have hands to clasp ♪" "♪ So long as we have hands to clasp ♪" " But this... this sound wasn't sad." "Why... this sound sounded glad." "Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small was singing without any presents at all." "He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming, it came." "Somehow or other, it came just the same." "And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet ice-cold in the snow stood puzzling and puzzling." "How could it be so?" "It came without ribbons." "It came without tags." "It came without packages, boxes or bags." "He puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore." "Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before." ""Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store."" ""Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more."" "And what happened then?" "Well, in Who-ville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day." "And then the true meaning of Christmas came through." "And the Grinch found the strength of 10 Grinches plus two." "And now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight he whizzed with his load through the bright morning light." "With a smile in his soul, he descended Mount Crumpit cheerily blowing Who-Who on his trumpet." "He rode into Who-ville, he brought back their toys." "He brought back their floof to the Who girls and boys." "He brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzels." "He brought back their pantookas, their dafflers and wuzzels." "He brought everything back, all the food for the feast." "And he..." "...he himself, The Grinch carved the roast beast." "Welcome Christmas, bring your cheer." "Cheer to all Whos far and near." "Christmas day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp." "Christmas day will always be just as long as we have we." "Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart and hand in hand."

"Forgive me." "I'm falling at your feet blinded by admiration!" "Mr. Minister...." "I mean it." "I'm pleased to meet you." "I can't say I saw the film." "Really?" "I only saw you." "The film can wait." "You light up troubled times." "Did it shock you?" "Lord, no!" "It's what we need." "A little escapism." "And with you around, all our worries fade." "Will there be a war?" "Please!" "People ask me that 1 00 times a day." "Not you...." "Not tonight!" "See you Thursday!" "Viviane!" "Go away!" "Listen!" "You can tell them what you like!" "Mr. Auger!" "Phone!" "It's you." "How did you get my number?" "You called her in Dijon?" "She must have wondered." "Can I what?" "Slow down, I don't understand." "It's late." "Why not tomorrow morning?" "I am pleased." "What's going on?" "I'm pleased, I said." "Just calm down." "I don't have your address." "Just a second." "Let me note it." "Where have you been?" "I was worried." "Come in." "Are you cold?" "You're shivering." "It's emotion." "At seeing me again?" "It's been a long time." "Nice place." "It's not finished." "I saw it in a magazine, but" "Keep it on." "We're not staying in?" "What, then?" "Come on." "What's wrong, Viviane?" "What's happened?" "That." "Is he...?" "Yes, he fell." "From up there?" "You were down here?" "No, up there." "Did you...?" "No, I didn't!" "He slipped." "He just fell?" "I slapped him." "Why?" "He was drunk." "He pounced on me." "What can we do?" "What do you mean?" "Stop!" "Don't touch anything!" "I'll call the police." "Not the police!" "Let me handle it." "It's an accident!" "Who'd believe that?" "It was self-defense!" "He slipped." "Honestly, Frédéric, can't you imagine the scandal?" "The papers will only hound me with it." "Think of my new film!" "Try to calm down." "Leave me." "I was wrong." "I thought you could-- I don't know" "That you'd help me." "What did he do?" "Who?" "Him!" "Business." "What kind?" "All kinds." "He backed Midnight Ball." "You saw it?" "Of course." "Put him down!" "Did you like it?" "What?" "The film." "Sort of." "Did I sing well?" "Very well." "I was dubbed." "I'm so pleased you couldn't tell." "What do you want?" "His car keys." "He's bleeding." "He fell." "Come on." "It's a river?" "No, a canal." "Is it deep?" "Don't worry." "Want me to come?" "No, go back inside." "Clean everything up!" "I'll call you tomorrow." "I knew it." "What?" "That you'd help." "You'd forgotten me." "Forgotten?" "You never got in touch." "Your life was too crowded." "WAR OR PEACE?" "PEACE AT STAKE" "THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF ANDRÉ ARPEL" "Please don't get up." "Forgive me." "It's hard to reach you." "Yes, these days...." "What is it?" "You seem tired." "Are events worrying you?" "No, it's not that." "Can I confide in you?" "You said such kind things to me." "Please do." "Did you know André Arpel?" "He's dead." "I know." "I knew him long ago." "Perhaps you heard?" "I'd stopped seeing him." "Now the police want to see me next week, but I won't go." "Are you listening?" "Why won't you go?" "Can you imagine the papers?" "They have bigger concerns." "You don't know them." "I don't?" "Why are you here?" "I refuse to see the police." "I'm not the police chief." "You could call him." "Perhaps." "I'll think about it." "Jeanne Lanvin." "I'm sorry?" "Your perfume." "Yes, Scandal." "I'm very fond of it." "You could call him now." "Who?" "The police chief." "I can't just now, but I will." "I promise." "I don't know why you're so worried over nothing." "Didn't they arrest his killer?" "Mr. Auger?" "I'm Vouriot, your court-appointed lawyer." "I can't take care of you now." "I've been called up." "I leave tomorrow." "But who--?" "I'll be back soon." "It'll all be over in three weeks." "Not even Hitler wants war." "He'll make peace, you'll see." "So behave." "You're better off here." "Seen the magistrate?" "Of course." "Things are all over the place." "I've read your statement." "We'll see about that later." "So you stole the car?" "Not knowing the owner was in the trunk?" "Tell the police what you like but be straight with me or get another lawyer." "What did you do with the gun?" "What gun?" "That fellow, Arpel, had been shot." "You didn't know that?" "A few months later...." "Everybody out." "What's up?" "We're leaving." "What's going on?" "The Germans are coming!" "Where are they?" "A day away." "Want to wait?" "Cut it out!" "Do you mind?" "Any idea where they're taking us?" "Down South." "Where else?" "We won't be alone on the roads." "This'll be fun." "Come on." "What are you doing?" "Shut up!" "Your turn." "Don't stay here!" "Bloody thing!" "June 1 4, 1 940" "Who?" "Viviane Denvert?" "No, she's not here." "There's no one left, no films, nothing." "What?" "I don't know, sir, probably in Bordeaux." "They've all fled there, all the upper crust." "I'm staying here." "I'm learning German." "Your papers!" "Are you crazy?" "Just a bit of fun." "How come you're here?" "I got the last train too." "Going to Bordeaux?" "You too?" "You bet." "That's where it's all happening." "How did you get away?" "I'll tell you later." "Come on." "Here." "I couldn't find a glass." "That's all right." "Blimey!" "You needed that." "This is a friend, Mr...." "Auger." "Mr. Auger." "She's at the Collège de France." "Don't say that!" "It's not true?" "Look, no one cares." "What did I say?" "She gets off in Angoulême." "Too bad." "You'll catch your death here." "I'm all right." "The nuns can give you a seat." "I'll say you're ill." "I'm not ill." "It's absurd." "I'll be back." "Is your friend always like that?" "You know him well?" "Not very well." "He did me a favor." "Must be a habit." "He just can't help himself." "Do you want to sit down?" "You're at the Collège de France?" "I'm just an assistant." "In a physics lab." "What do you do?" "I've done a lot of things." "Like what?" "I started out as a" "Well, I was in a" "But that didn't last long." "Then l" "You weren't called up?" "No, I was...." "I was away, that's why." "Where were you?" "Abroad?" "Abroad, yes." "It took a while to get back." "I had to find a boat." "Professor!" "Wait!" "You'll hurt yourself." "Camille!" "We thought you'd never get here." "It kept stopping." "I almost went mad." "How are you, Mr. Girard?" "I'm all right." "We'll meet again?" "Where's the Collège de France?" "You have all the papers?" "I took everything I found in the lab." "Your attention, please." "Following an air raid traffic is suspended until further notice." "Would all passengers please leave the train." "My case!" "Get my case!" "How will you manage in England?" "I'll see." "No one's expecting you." "I have friends there." "I must leave France, Camille, my dear." "The Germans will be here in a week or even sooner." "What?" "You took them?" "Yes, it was safer that way." "But the trucks...." "I didn't quite trust them." "When does the boat leave?" "Tomorrow." "Are you going too?" "No, I can't." "Because of Mother." "Broken hips are tricky." "I haven't heard from her." "Going to Bordeaux, by any chance?" "Don't worry." "They've been so helpful." "Where are they from?" "Paris?" "I think so." "Don't touch, gentlemen!" "She's asleep, sir." "Oh, no!" "For pity's sake!" "It's late." "You have to get up." "I didn't sleep a wink." "This place is so noisy." "I know." "No one slept a wink." "The president and the government have arrived." "I had to work all night." "Poor Jean-Etienne." "I have to go." "Go later." "Get some sleep now." "The cabinet's convening." "Think of an excuse." "Send a note." "You can barely stand." "I saw the de Lusses." "They're here?" "They had to sleep in their car." "You're joking!" "Go and see." "They're parked outside." "1 27, please." "Beaufort here." "Did you reach the command?" "Who?" "And?" "Jacqueline, sleeping in the street!" "I must tell everybody." "I'm on my way." "What's wrong?" "They've reached Orléans." "Already?" "Darling!" "I'm half-dead!" "You've no idea what Albert and I have been through." "Not just the exhaustion, but the humiliation." "They're monsters here." "Know where I slept?" "Not in the car?" "Still, it's good to know you have a room." "Want to take a bath?" "Later." "I have to eat something, or I'm going to faint." "Shall I come with you?" "Twin beds, remember." "Look, it's not a travel agency." "Albert claims I'm restless, but no man ever complained before." "What is it?" "Alex!" "Viviane." "Did they give you my note last night?" "Yes, but I can't." "You're not free?" "Not for dinner." "Lunch, then?" "It's not easy." "Surely we can have a drink?" "Maybe." "I'll let you know." "I hoped it would be easier to see you down here." "I'm not a minister." "But that could be a blessing right now." "Still following you." "His paper sent him." "He's mad about you." "Honestly!" "He even said so at the Gramonts'." "That you embodied French grace." "His meaning was clear." "We have to leave." "For the colonies?" "Why not?" "We're trapped here." "Move the government to Senegal?" "Be reasonable, Brémond." "The war is lost." "Not yet." "I'm afraid it is." "All we can do is ask for an armistice." "Reynaud won't." "Let him resign." "The marshal's ready." "It will take a vote." "Who'd oppose it?" "Two men will." "Who?" "Oh, yes, of course." "Who?" "Mandel and that de Gaulle." "Turn left!" "We're already late!" "Watch it!" "Did you see that?" "There's nothing on Monnet." "Where are you going?" "It's not the way!" "Weygand should change points six and nine." "Let me out!" "What's wrong?" "I have to buy something." "Not now!" "I won't be long." "Can I help you?" "Do you have any...?" "I'd like some gloves." "Leather or wool?" "I don't know." "Leather." "What size?" "Could I see your hand?" "That looks like a seven." "What color?" "The same." "White?" "That's right." "They freed you?" "I escaped." "They emptied all the prisons." "You have to hide." "Why?" "No one cares now." "I have these." "I'll take them." "Which ones?" "You shot him!" "Arpel." "You shot him." "Stop it!" "What did you lie to me for?" "Shut up!" "I'll explain." "Don't move!" "Viviane, what are you doing?" "It's not bad, is it?" "Not bad." "Let's go!" "How much do I owe you?" "With the hat as well?" "Sometimes I wonder if you realize...." "Isn't that...?" "What's her name again?" "Viviane Denvert." "That's it, Viviane Denvert." "You know her?" "You know her so-so, or you know her?" "I know her, okay." "You devil!" "I get it now." "Why you came all this way." "So who's he?" "Don't you recognize him?" "Mr. Beaufort, the minister." "They make a lovely couple, don't they?" "Calm down, children!" "Not in the house!" "The town hall's sending more mattresses." "We're used to refugees in Bordeaux." "First in 1 870 then in 1 91 4." "I only have my son's room left." "He's on the road somewhere." "My bedspread!" "Sorry!" "Can I make a call?" "Locally?" "Yes, I'll pay." "Don't worry." "The phone's in my room." "Maurice, it's me." "Yes, pal, I'm here." "I'll tell you all about it." "Who?" "Really?" "When did they get here?" "Auger!" "Hold on, Maurice." "Wait!" "What's the big rush?" "You don't know where she is!" "I'll find the place." "What are you after?" "The government!" "We're jam-packed!" "That's all there is to it!" "I wired you two days ago!" "Me too, three days ago!" "I'm the Countess Roberti." "I'm sorry." "Get me the manager." "He's ill." "You have fifth-floor rooms." "They're staff rooms." "They'll do!" "They're for the senators." "Miss Denvert." "She's out." "Will she...?" "I can't say, sir." "It's all the leftists' fault." "I knew the whole thing would end in disaster." "Russians in the German army raped women in Belgium." "Why are you here?" "For the professor." "He hasn't left?" "But the boat" "He needs official papers to get onboard." "Where is he?" "Upstairs." "Caught up in all their red tape." "A genius like him!" "It's maddening!" "Are you staying here?" "Good." "After an hour here, I'm ashamed." "Have you heard these people?" "The Germans are in Paris, and it hardly bothers them." "Don't you care?" "I do" "No, you don't." "I have other worries." "I'm sorry." "At a time like this?" "You have yours." "The professor, heavy water...." "You know?" "You told me." "I did?" "You talked about it in the car." "Weren't you asleep?" "Not all the time." "Is it a secret?" "What is it exactly?" "A special chemical compound." "That's all I can say." "All right." "It's the world's only heavy water." "It must reach England." "If the Germans get it, it'll be a disaster." "Really?" "Why?" "Am I boring you?" "Excuse me." "What's happening?" "I can't say." "We can't go on." "I know." "Is the war still on?" "We're deliberating." "It must end." "Sue for peace!" "You have a room." "Wonderful." "In which hotel?" "A girls' high school, actually." "Seriously?" "I hear it's very comfortable." "That's it!" "Albert, if I don't like it, I'm off to Nice." "Thank you anyway." "May I have a word?" "Do you mind?" "You're crazy!" "Someone might recognize you!" "Can't we talk?" "Not now!" "Jean-Etienne, meet Frédéric." "He knew my brothers in Dijon." "He lived next door." "Our little neighbor." "How long has it been now?" "You haven't changed." "How do you do it?" "Viviane, let's have lunch." "I'll be down in five minutes." "The military situation looks bad." "We need to talk." "Camille!" "Do you have the papers?" "What?" "They don't seem to understand." "They're too wary to sign anything." "They'll be the death of me." "The death of me." "I know, I told you a pack of lies." "Let me speak." "He'd been harassing me." "Arpel?" "He'd threatened to write to the press about me." "What for?" "Some business about jewels I borrowed once." "Who from?" "People." "You gave them back?" "Most of them." "Really, it was so long ago!" "So you shot him?" "He scared me." "The gun went off in my hand." "Whose was it?" "Mine." "And then?" "I put it away." "When I saw your photo in the paper, I almost fainted." "I couldn't even write to you." "They open prisoners' mail." "I cried and cried." "You don't believe me?" "I can see you don't." "What will become of us?" "Don't be afraid." "Tell them to start without me." "I have to go." "Shall I wait?" "No, go!" "All of Paris is here!" "You have a room in town?" "Stay in." "I'll come over." "Give me the address." "When?" "When I can." "I'm not totally free." "I noticed." "Is that new?" "What?" "Beaufort." "Your role supporting the republic." "Please." "It's not easy." "Without Jean-Etienne...." "Wait!" "Don't get angry." "I'm sorry." "I'll come to see you." "At Christmas?" "Why are you like this?" "I was in jail!" "And for whom?" "I never shot anyone!" "Shut up!" "Mr. Beaufort would like a word." "You left in such a rush." "Join us for lunch." "Come along." "Viviane will be delighted." "She hasn't seen you in so long." "I had a few questions for you." "Viviane can be so nebulous." "It's hard to know anything." "Was she married in Dijon?" "Married?" "No." "She drove boys wild?" "I imagine so." "What do you mean?" "You lived next door." "Sit down." "Put yourself here." "We have quail today" "No, grilled fish." "I don't have much time." "Turbot?" "Perfect." "And for you, sir?" "The same." "You don't mind turbot?" "Turbot all around." "I invited him." "You lived it up in the provinces!" "What did you tell him?" "Don't worry!" "He's almost as discreet as you." "For you, miss?" "You knew her father, the hero?" "She talks about him." "Don't you?" "Your father." "Enlisted in 1 91 4, wounded twice, escaped three times." "He'd be surprised to see her here." "Why?" "The atmosphere." "What does that mean?" "Excuse me, I think someone...." "She's looking for me." "What's the matter?" "The professor needs to speak to your friend, the minister." "He's not my friend." "Oh, come on!" "You even know the government." "No, I don't." "You have to help us." "No one else can." "Sorry." "My secretary." "Sit down." "I'm all right." "Take my place, I'm leaving." "You are?" "Good luck." "Are you friends?" "No, not at all." "Your turbot, miss." "Mr. Auger?" "You are Frédéric Auger?" "I'm André Arpel's nephew." "Does André Arpel ring a bell?" "You were found with his body in the trunk of his car." "Aren't you in jail?" "Get off my back!" "Help!" "He's a criminal!" "He killed my uncle!" "Murderer!" "I'm all right!" "Viviane, wait!" "Professor, give me a few hours." "It sails tonight." "We have time." "I need to speak to my colleagues." "Don't worry." "Brémond, my secretary, will stay with you." "Marseilles called" "Please!" "Your little neighbor!" "Bravo!" "A killer!" "And I eat with him!" "With France's future at stake!" "It's outrageous!" "I didn't know." "That he killed Arpel?" "That he was here." "You didn't know about Arpel?" "No, I thought" "You knew, and you hid it from me!" "Cut the lies, Viviane!" "What?" "The car's downstairs." "Send it up!" "No, tell the driver to come up for the files." "How can I possibly trust you?" "If only you'd tell me the truth." "Just once." "I'm sure he did it for me, to protect me." "He probably went to see Arpel, and they must have fought." "He won't let anyone hurt me." "Has he killed other men?" "He used to box critics who gave me bad reviews." "He got beaten up once too." "Very touching, but this is no time for tears." "Where is he staying?" "I have no idea." "I'll get the police to find him." "Did you find her?" "Who?" "Her!" "Maurice, let me introduce you." "This is Auger." "You didn't find her?" "I did." "Can you get her autograph next time?" "Not for me, for Maurice." "He's wild about actresses." "What have you told him?" "You can trust him." "Was her minister there?" "Is he going to give her back?" "No?" "I admire you!" "I'd have settled it by now." "You know, stars are special" "Shut your mouth." "Don't give up!" "You've got the looks!" "Is the whole stock here?" "Is it safe?" "How do you mean?" "It won't explode?" "It's no use at all in this state." "You need uranium." "And you can't get anywhere without heavy water." "It slows the neutrons and creates the chain reaction." "A chain reaction?" "Mr. Girard." "Sorry." "Be there at 5." "The place is a school." "Find a garage." "You can't leave the car here." "Mr. Girard's guarding it." "The city's teeming with spies." "I'll send you someone." "Make yourself useful and speed things up!" "It can't take long to draft an order." "Shall I do a rough copy?" ""Issued in Paris...."" "Excuse me, but...." "Do you need it back?" "We're sorry." "It's for our visas for Portugal." "My pages." "They're just here." "I put them here." "Father!" "No!" "It's interesting!" "It belongs to this gentleman!" "Sorry!" "You're the-- Forgive me, I took the liberty." "A novel, isn't it?" "I hope so." "It needs work, but it's all there." "May I make some remarks?" "They could help this young man!" "You use vague words." "For instance, "One could hear the audience."" "Who is "one"?" "You?" "Someone passing by?" "I'll bear it in mind." ""One" isn't anybody, you see?" "Going somewhere?" "Shopping." "You left the hotel alone." "And you followed me?" "Really!" "Am I like that?" "Can I drop you off somewhere?" "I have my car here." "There's no need." "Be reasonable." "All these refugees." "It's not safe for you." "I'll get the car." "Don't!" "Why not?" "Are you scared of me?" "You avoid me." "It's not that, but...." "You have problems, I know." "I could help if you didn't keep spurning me." "That boy, for instance." "Frédéric." "If he talks, you've had it." "Shall I see to him?" "There's a lady here for you." "I gave her some water." "She feels faint." "Come on, don't stay here." "Everyone saw me with you!" "The whole city knows now!" "Calm down." "They know!" "I'm finished." "I've brought your typewriter back." "I'm so angry at Granddad." "It's okay." "He liked your book." "He'd love to read the rest." "My head's spinning." "Can I help?" "Here, take it." "But I want it back!" "He'll be so" " My grandfather is" "Are you all right?" "Some of us want to fight, but others don't!" "We're all French here!" "Spare me your lectures!" "Our duty is to leave!" "To go where?" "North Africa, Algiers, Tunis." "Go, then, and good luck to you!" "If you go, you'll go for good." "Gentlemen!" "Please!" "We must fight the invader." "With our allies." "National legitimacy is on our side!" "If you abandon the French to their fate, they won't forget." "You'll be deserters, emigrants, traitors!" "Treason!" "The traitors are those who leave to save our homeland or who stay to bargain with the enemy." "Professor Kopolski?" "Excuse me." "You may not remember me." "Alex Winckler." "I interviewed you in Geneva, after that conference." "Yes, that's right." "Are you here for a few days?" "Don't worry, it's not for my paper." "I'm prying." "Forgive me." "When it comes to war, all that counts is the word of great military men." "If Marshal Pétain tells us to lay down our arms we have to surrender!" "Who's this with me?" "Your brother." "Antoine?" "That's our garden!" "Where was this taken from?" "My window." "I don't believe it!" "You were spying on me!" "You knew I was." "You have to leave, Frédéric." "They'll soon find you here." "You have to leave too." "I can't." "You're in danger now." "You said you were." "Come with me." "We'll leave together." "To go where?" "I don't know." "Far away." "Far away." "To Portugal." "We can get visas." "Other people have." "What will we do?" "We could move on to South America." "Mexico?" "Mexico if you want." "They've offered me films." "You see!" "Imagine the riot if you turn up!" "What will you do?" "I'll give classes, I'll finish my book." "Your book?" "Don't tell me it's still the same one." "It is." "It's finished now!" "I just need to tidy up a few loose ends." "Did you see that publisher?" "Which one?" "The one I found for you." "He's a crook." "Really?" "If you become famous, I could publish your poems." "What poems?" "The ones you slipped through my shutters." "You've forgotten?" "You kept them?" "Of course." "I'm going to disappoint you, but try to understand." "My colleagues and I can't let you take the heavy water to England." "But you said" "I was wrong." "It must stay here, in the national interest." "The Germans will take it to Germany." "We'll put it in a safe place." "Everyone knows we have to negotiate." "Within hours, even." "With the Germans?" "Not the Chinese!" "We can't compromise the truce." "That's the cost of peace." "Peace." "It could be a bargaining chip for us." "The heavy water as a gesture of goodwill?" "I told you, we'll put it in a safe place." "They'll find it." "They're not idiots." "Oh, please!" "What about the professor?" "Is a stateless Jew part of the package?" "Be quiet!" "That's complicity with the enemy!" "Stand aside!" "Shame on you!" "You know what the Germans will do!" "They'll make a bomb!" "An atom bomb!" "They're confused." "They don't know what to do." "Don't be so indulgent." "They know you're at risk." "Yes, maybe." "It's too late to bother with people's motives now." "Leave us alone." "Listen, I never expected it to come to this." "They're capitulating." "I'm ashamed too." "About that boat" "It's too late now!" "Where will you go?" "Bayonne." "There are roadblocks." "Don't bring your car out." "You found a garage?" "It's in the street?" "What's wrong?" "It's going to be impounded." "Hey, don't smash everything!" "Just looking." "What is it?" "Pichon-Longueville." "What vintage?" "'28." "Wow!" "Let me see!" "Who'll buy that now?" "You're crazy!" "We hold on to it." "If the war lasts, we'll be rolling in it!" "What are you doing?" "Raoul!" "Come over here." "I'll fetch her." "No, I'm all right." "Where are you going?" "Stay here." "Who is he?" "A scientist." "Excuse me." "Can you see my hat anywhere?" "It's broken down." "That's right." "We can't move it." "That's enough, miss." "No!" "That's second gear!" "You'll stall it!" "First gear's at the top." "You'll stall it!" "What's going on?" "Professor Kopolski, Collège de France." "Where are you taking my car?" "To police HQ." "Let me see a written order." "Stop!" "You'll wreck the gears!" "They've lost them." "We have to let Berlin know." "You're in physics?" "I'd have liked that." "Those little tubes, the bubbles, water turning red...." "That's more like chemistry." "It's not the same?" "Here they come!" "My friends!" "Are you all right, Camille?" "You're not hurt?" "No, I'm all right." "You too, Mr. Girard?" "No, look what he's done!" "Who's going to mend this?" "Auger!" "Time to go, Raoul." "Just a second!" "Madame Arbesault!" "Can you send my pal down?" "He went out." "For long?" "I don't know." "He was with a lady." "An actress?" "I think so." "He's here too?" "Auger?" "Yes, we stick together." "Guess who was here!" "Who?" "Her!" "Auger's girl!" "No kidding!" "His ex." "She's with a minister now." "I know." "They were having lunch together earlier." "All three of them?" "Would you believe it!" "Poor Auger, she's pulling his strings." "She has been for years." "Did he tell you how he was almost arrested?" "He was?" "You knew he was in jail?" "And escaped?" "Sure, I was with him." "Lucky for him I was!" "That's how it goes." "We're outlaws." "So are you now." "Mr. Girard and the professor too." "It's best to stick together." "It'll make it easier for the police." "I'll be back later." "We'll have dinner, okay?" "The consulate opens at 8." "I'll be there." "I know who did their visas." "He can help me." "I'll call you after." "I'd best keep away from the hotel." "Fetch me your passport." "You want me to come?" "What is it?" "I can't leave." "You know I can't." "We're dreaming." "I can't leave." "You have no choice." "You forget whom I live with." "You're counting on him?" "He'll protect me." "You must go, though!" "You can't live in hiding." "Wire me from Lisbon." "Don't sign, I'll know it's you." "Do you have money?" "I'll fetch some." "Where are you going?" "Leave me be!" "Is it because of Jean-Etienne?" "Forget him." "You'll dump him after using him like every other man in your life!" "You don't even love yourself." "You'll end up alone with your mirror!" "Miss Denvert!" "I'm Thierry Arpel." "Sorry about that fuss earlier." "I had no choice." "Weren't you surprised to see Frédéric Auger here?" "Everyone's here." "But he should be in jail." "So I heard." "You heard?" "I don't have time now." "Is Mr. Beaufort here?" "He's at the prefecture." "Again?" "Why?" "The premier resigned." "Who's replacing him?" "Marshal Pétain." "What's happening?" "An air raid." "My uncle's love of actresses killed him!" "Leave me alone." "What a beautiful way to die!" "I wouldn't mind it either." "I love actresses too." "Dying in a star's arms...." "My uncle's mistress...." "Why not mine?" "Excuse me." "I'm looking for a friend who might be staying here." "His name's Kopolski, Professor Kopolski." "He's with a young woman, a brunette, 25" "Let go!" "How did he seduce you all?" "Aren't I just as good?" "Do you mind!" "Thank you, Alex!" "What a horrible man!" "Who is he?" "Some maniac who's obsessed with me." "Don't worry, we'll see to him." "He'll stay away now." "Coming back?" "I'll wait for you!" "You're here?" "It was your friend Raoul who" "Who what?" "Who saved our hides." "So to speak." "You were no use." "What?" "You said you'd help." "That minister of yours was supposed to help but we almost got arrested and had to run like common crooks!" "All because of you, thanks a lot!" "What can I say?" "I'm devastated." "It's all my fault!" "Why did I listen to you?" "That bastard!" "What bastard?" "Beaufort!" "I should've refused!" "Now you're mad at me." "I can tell." "You couldn't know." "It was obvious." "Look at his career." "He changes sides all the time." "I ask him to help you, and he sends the police!" "What can you do now?" "I don't know." "You can't give up!" "The professor needs to rest." "Not forever!" "Don't say that!" "I'm sorry." "He still wants to leave?" "There must be a way." "Shall I see to it?" "No, thank you." "Let me!" "I know I can." "There's no need." "See, you are mad at me." "You don't trust me now!" "You've lied a lot." "When?" "All the time." "Starting on the train." "Should I have said I was in jail?" "I always prefer the truth." "What do you want to know?" "Nothing." "Not now." "You call me a liar." "Let me explain." "All right, but later." "My head aches." "You keep shouting." "I don't like liars or drunks." "Nor crooks?" "They said I killed a man?" "You believed it?" "Well, you were in jail!" "That's too easy!" "Let me tell you the whole story." "Should I try calling Bayonne?" "Sure, call Bayonne!" "What's wrong with you?" "Marshal, your nomination was applauded by most of our embassies on hearing the news." "We have received telegrams of support." "Excuse me." "Are you totally witless?" "I had to see you." "Not now!" "I had to." "It's about Frédéric Auger." "What now?" "He didn't do anything." "Call the police off." "Why?" "Because it was me." "I killed Arpel." "You really think I'm a killer?" "That woman." "Is it all to do with her?" "What woman?" "You know who." "You've known her for years." "Forever, even." "Who said that?" "Your friend." "Raoul?" "What nerve!" "What has he told you?" "It's not a secret." "It can't be easy." "What?" "Loving a woman like her." "What about you?" "Ever loved anyone?" "Who?" "That's my business." "You won't answer my questions?" "Not about myself." "I noticed." "This young man" "Which one?" "The one you love." "Says who?" "An older man, then." "The professor!" "You're mad!" "Don't go." "Forgive me." "I'm stupid." "Stay!" "I'll stop pestering you." "Why?" "Why tonight?" "The night of decision." "War or peace!" "The world's eyes are on us, and I'm caught up in a crime!" "Not a crime!" "It was self-defense!" "People won't call it that!" "No one knows!" "Four people do!" "You, me, Auger and young Arpel!" "Frédéric won't talk." "Arpel could!" "Actually, I thought" "What?" "That you could have him arrested." "What for?" "He's a sex maniac." "Like his uncle!" "You're insane!" "As interior minister" "I should pervert justice?" "You're raving mad!" "Don't cry." "Don't cry." "Nothing will happen to you." "I'll close the case." "No one will suspect you." "And Frédéric?" "Oh, really!" "All right, I'll try." "May I?" "Get Bayonne?" "Yes, but no one knows anything there." "Why Bayonne?" "To find an English boat." "Why go so far?" "There are none here." "No, but I'm sure that...." "Hold on." "What?" "Come on." "You see these serious faces?" "France is vanquished but perhaps she deserved it for her laxity." "We must build a new France." "Is this your next speech?" "Don't mock." "I'm worried." "Worried about us." "We're moving toward a new age and I fear it won't suit you." "There have been hints." "Hints about what?" "You can guess." "People disapprove of our affair." "It will become impossible." "It tears me apart to say it." "I'll never forget our happy times." "Minister." "They're waiting." "I'm coming." "The English?" "They just left, round the corner." "Mr. Brémond!" "Can you give me a lift?" "Actually, I have to" "It's not far." "Please." "Look at the state I'm in!" "We called the airfield again." "Takeoff's at 7, general." "You'll reach London by noon." "Come on, Albert!" "I'm ready." "Any news?" "The marshal has capitulated." "Thank God." "At last!" "Hear that?" "The armistice." "We'll soon be back in Paris!" "With the Germans." "We'll make do." "Make do without us." "We're off to Nice." "Darling, you'll catch your death!" "You're leaving tomorrow?" "No, now." "Can you take me?" "To Nice?" "You have a room for me there." "I can't stay here." "I'll have my bags sent down." "But the car's full." "I have five cases, plus a trunk on the roof." "Doesn't the government have any drivers left?" "Thanks a lot." "I totally approve." "Let her manage." "See, I didn't break anything." "The reverse gear keeps jamming, after your acrobatics!" "The professor has to leave." "For where?" "Soulac, at the end of the estuary." "He leaves at dawn to catch a boat." "Is it far?" "Seventy miles." "You'll make it." "I can't go with them." "I'm waiting for Mother to call." "So who's driving?" "Mr. Auger." "Le Taillan is here." "There's only one road." "From there, follow the signs to Castelnau." "I can't turn my back on you!" "After Castelnau, head for Lesparre, through the forest." "At Saint-Vivien, make sure you take the right road to Soulac." "All right." "Let me drive them." "It's okay." "Do you know how to drive?" "Seventy miles in the dark, for God's sake!" "He'll wrap you around a tree." "Do you even have the right papers for the boat?" "It's English, not French." "Time to go." "I'm ready." "Children, come here!" "Camille, my briefcase!" "Where?" "In the hallway." "You'd have left without saying goodbye?" "I'm hurt." "Weren't we having dinner?" "I brought this." "Pauillac." "Thanks, but...." "Let me take them." "I'm not asking much." "I saved the girl's life." "She's not even your type." "Get off my back!" "Need them all, do you?" "Where would you be without me?" "Is that your truck?" "You'll have to move it." "Lower!" "That's the heating!" "You're leaving?" "Here's your manuscript." "I made some notes." "I hope they're clear." "They're mostly about syntax." "It's a beautiful book." "Especially the last part." "The theater, the actress." "The woman trapped by her lies." "She's a fascinating character." "How can I put it?" "This is absurd." "What's the big rush?" "What will you do in Nice?" "I told you." "It will all be over soon." "I can take you back to Paris." "Come on, come on." "Stop, perfect." "You're leaving?" "I'm going too." "Where?" "To stay with friends in Nice." "But their car's full." "And Alex has to work." "Could you take me?" "To Nice?" "It's out of your way?" "Where are you going?" "Perhaps I'm prying?" "On holiday." "Really?" "Where?" "Listen to me." "I've left Jean-Etienne." "I told him everything." "I told him I did it." "You're safe now." "Do you know where they're going?" "To Soulac, to catch a boat." "Excuse me." "Is there a telephone here?" "Don't leave me." "I don't know what to do." "I'm totally lost." "Can't you see that?" "I'm tired, Frédéric." "This will make your day." "You can drive them." "Whatever you say." "You're not coming?" "She needs you, is that it?" "Yes, I have to help her." "I have no choice." "Oh, sorry." "I won't be long." "I hope not." "This isn't the telephone exchange!" "Mr. Girard!" "Can you understand German?" "A bit." "Come here!" "You can write in the garden in Nice." "They have a big place." "They won't bother us." "A writer will make them look good." "I won't be staying." "Why?" "Because it's over." "The house, the garden...." "You don't believe it yourself." "I'll take you there." "That's the last thing I'll do for you." "You no longer love me." "It's my fault." "My dreams have ruined your life." "Mr. Auger!" "Help!" "Hurry!" "He'll kill him!" "Who?" "He's a spy!" "Hold it!" "You're not in Nice yet?" "Who?" "Yes, he's right here." "It's your mother." "Hello, Mother." "I'm all right." "What's the book about?" "Is it about her?" "I'm just reading the notes." "You're being indiscreet." "It's interesting." "Listen." ""These notes cannot disguise one basic fact:" "You're going to take your place among the writers who matter." "There aren't that many."" "How about that!" "They know everything!" "Soulac, the boat, the car." "Even the professor's name!" "What's going on?" "The police!" "Germans!" "Where are they?" "Over there." "Come on." "Are you all right?" "Camille, my dear here we are." "We'll talk about this one day I hope." "Why not come too?" "What?" "You're going as well?" "When did you decide that?" "Just now." "I can't." "It's impossible." "My life is here." "What life?" "What will you do?" "Whatever I can." "Goodbye, Camille." "Can you imagine life in Nice?" "With all those old ladies?" "Honestly!" "In Paris, things will soon be back to normal." "You think so?" "Of course!" "Trust me." "Don't worry." "Paris, April 28, 1 942" "Not here." "Read it later." "There's a note for Mr. Girard too." "You saw him?" "The professor?" "Last Monday, in Cambridge." "In his lab." "Is this your first time back?" "Were you...?" "Were you parachuted in?" "Near Chartres?" "How do you know?" "I just know." "You're...." "Are you staying long?" "I have to go soon." "You've no time to write?" "Not really." "Too bad." "I have your manuscript." "If you want, I could" "Don't turn round." "Sir!" "Just a second!" "Miss!"

"[Snoring]" " [Clatter/ng] - [Mutters]" "It's the A-bomb!" "Duck and cover!" "I bet Eric's trying to sneak out." "Red, Red." "Wait." "Wait." "What if it's a burglar?" "What's a burglar gonna steal from us?" "My Shirley Temple figurines." "Oh, I knew I shouldn't have told Liz Anderson about them." " Her nephew's been in jail, you know." " [Schotzie Whimpers]" "Oh!" "Look at this." "Some guard dog." "You know, we could be trampled by Mongolians." "This thing wouldn't even wag its tail." "Hey." "I-I-I heard a scary noise." "Good God." "Are you nude?" "No." " I'm wearing my toga." " [Clatter/ng]" " [Gasps] There it is again." " That's it." "I'm gettin' my bat." "All right." "Calm down." "It's probably just Steven trying to sneak out." "What if it's not Steven?" "What if the burglar has Steven?" "Well, then we'll try to talk him into taking Eric too." " Okay." "Let's do this." " Look at him." "Bare-assed and holding a plastic bat." "That's your son, Kitty." "What kind of burglar robs people on a weeknight?" "Doesn't he have a job to go to in the morning?" " [Kitty] Jackie?" " [Red] What the hell?" " Oh, my God!" " Oh, my God!" "Forman, are you naked?" "## [Rock Group S/ng/ng]" "## [Ends]" "[Man Shouts Greet/ng]" "Who the hell do you think you are... bringing a girl into my house in the middle of the night?" "And right in our basement." "We keep our Christmas decorations down there." "BabyJesus was watching." " I told you to look where you were going." " What idiot... leaves a LEGO set right in front of the door?" "You knocked over my space command center?" "I spent three hours building that." "All right." "Now what is going on in my basement?" "Jackie's been sleeping here the last couple of weeks." "Couple of weeks?" "This is not the Playboy Mansion, you know." " Look, nothing was going on." " Nothing was going on?" "Um, space command centers were ruined!" "Would you please go put some pants on?" "This is where I eat." "Jackie's only been staying here 'cause her dad's in jail..." " and her mom's still not back yet." " Steven!" "That's private." "Your mom's not back yet?" "You told me she came home." "Could we not talk about this?" "I'm fine." "Okay?" "Everything is fine." " If you need a place" " No, no, no." "I don't need anything." "I'm only here 'cause..." "I am such a tramp." "So, I should just go home and try to control my dirty urges." "Jackie, you're not going home." "There's nobody there." "All right." "Look, Jackie." "Tonight you can sleep in Laurie's room... and then tomorrow, we'll track down your floozy mother." "Honey, do you have any idea where she might be?" "Well, the last postcard I got had a picture of some guy with a bone through his nose." "What is that, like, Tennessee?" "Hey, Donna." "This just in:" "Your weirdo boyfriend sleeps in the nude." "Yeah?" "So?" "I do too." "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, I can see it now." "And it is glorious." "Excuse me." "Jackie, I can't believe your parents are gone." " I'm so sorry." " Okay, everybody needs to stop worrying about me." "I'm fine." "I mean, how could I not be?" "Mrs. Forman did my hair and made me smiley-faced pancakes." "Eric, this house is like a shabby hotel with really great service." "Oh, hey, while you're visiting, here's my LEGO set and a picture... of the space command center." "Okay?" "Get building." "I swear to God, if my three-man escape pod doesn't fit the star bay... heads are gonna roll." "I have a question." "If Hyde was in Hyde's bed... and Jackie was in Hyde's bed... what exactly was going on in said bed?" "Nothing." "She needed a place to sleep." ""Needed a place to sleep."" "Well, a bed is an interesting choice, now, wouldn't you say?" "Oh, shut up, Michael." "It's not like we were doing it." "Oh, come on, Jackie." "You can't sleep in the same bed with someone and not be doing it." "I've fallen asleep not doin' it and woken up doin' it." "And that's why they won't put him to sleep at the dentist." "Guys, I don't know what's going on with Nina." "I keep asking to meet her parents, but she keeps making excuses." "It's probably the same reason I won't let you meet my parents." "She's afraid you're gonna say something weird and embarrass her." "Oh, please." "I'm a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son-of-a-bitch." "Hey, Fez." "Right there." "That's, like- That's, like, a really weird thing to say." "Yeah, I mean, we're used to you, but, dude, you're weird." "For Nina to let you meet her parents" "I think what Kelso's trying to say is that... maybe you don't make the best first impression." "Like, remember the first time you met my parents?" " Mom, Dad, this is Fez." " Well, hello there." "He did what?" "Yeah, and then it actually got even more disturbing." "Get this creepy bastard off me!" "I never heard that story." "So how was Forman's mom?" "Well, at first she was giving me nothing, but by the end... she was giving me something." "Yeah!" "She's spunky!" " Man, I'd kiss your mom." " Oh, my God." "How could Jackie's mother abandon her only child?" "I have half a mind to take this public." "[Gasps] We could go on Donahue." "No." "Go on Carson." "He's funnier." "One time, the animal guy was on... his parrot dooked right on Johnny's head." "Dad, I think you're missing the point." "We need to find Jackie someplace to stay, you know... where she won't be all alone." "I can get her a room at the hotel I work at." "No, Jackie is not staying in a hotel." "We have an empty room right here." "Kitty, every time we have an empty room, you wanna fill it up with a stray child." "You're like the old lady who lived in a shoe." "Did you just call me "old"?" "Okay." "Okay." "Here's what I th/nk." "Oh, hey, everybody!" "Mr. Nude has an opinion." "I'm sure we're all interested in what Mr. Nude has to say." "Floor's all yours..." "Mr. Nude." " Never mind." " I guess he was just thinkin'... about bein' nude." "What is wrong with you people?" "There is nothing funny about a teenaged girl whose mother abandoned her." "You know, we're aIIJackie's got." "We can't just turn our backs on her." "Donna, you're right." "You teIIJackie she can stay with us." "What?" "No." "No, she can't stay with us." " Sure." "She can stay in your room with you." " But" "Oh, you're all gonna pay for this!" "I can't believe my dad's making me ask Jackie to move in with us." "This is gonna be a nightmare." ""Donna, where's your spirit?"" ""Donna, you're still hungry?"" ""Donna, your lumberjack head is blocking out the sun." [Whining Scoff]" "You know, I'm not too big." "She is too small." "Okay, just for the record..." "I don't sleep nude for any disgusting reason." "I'm just a hot sleeper." "Okay, I'm not a hot sleeper." "I'm 17 years old." "I sleep right next door to the girl I love." "Things occur to me." "Okay?" "If I'm already nude, you know- It just saves time." "Guys, Nina agreed to let me meet her parents." "And to seem completely normal..." "I've come up with the perfect opening line for Nina's mother." "[Clears Throat] "Hello, Mrs. Bartel." "I can see where Nina gets her lovely ass."" "You're so weird, man." "You know what?" "There's a way around that." "I'm gonna make you so beautiful... that Nina's parents don't notice how freakin' weird you are." "Bein' beautiful-That's how I get away with stuff." "Except my problem is I gotta tone it down... 'cause otherwise the chick's mom gets interested." "Then we got a big problem." "Let's make you man-pretty." "[No Audible Dialogue]" "Okay." "I've been thinking about what to do with Jackie." "I think we're overlooking the mobile home option." "Okay?" "You could park her right in the driveway... and we'll all know she's safe in her own little, steel box." "Donna, you have to let her stay with you." "Come on." "She's your best friend." "She's not my best friend." "Well, then, who's your best friend?" "Oh, crap!" "How the hell did that happen?" "Oh, look." "Mr. Nude is helping." "Mr. Nude, huh?" "That was my nickname in college." "Dad, you didn't go to college." "Didn't stop me from gettin' a nickname." "You all gonna be here for this?" "I don't thinkJackie's gonna be cool with that." "Well, Steven, everybody needs support." "Like this one time, I left the supermarket in a really bad mood... and then I met these very nice people, the Hare Krishnas." "They sang me a song." "They gave me some rice." "It was just the little pickup I needed." "You know, if I hadn't had to make dinner, I might've gotten into their van." "[Laughing]" "Yeah, those freaks were hassling' me once too." "So when they weren't lookin', I stole five boxes ofThin Mints." "Kelso, those were Girl Scouts." "Whatever, man." "They were pushy." "Here comes Jackie." "Well, I think this is a big mistake." "When this blows up in your face, don't come lookin' for me." "I'll be bustin' up Forman's space station again." "Jackie!" "Jackie, Donna has something she wants to ask you." " Donna." " [Clears Throat]" "So, Jackie, we were all thinking... that you might come stay with me for awhile... since you're having such a hard time right now." "God!" "I'm so sick of this!" "I don't have hard times!" "I'm Jackie Burkhart." "I got voted head cheerleader... by the largest margin in cheerleader history." "I have a wonderful life." " Yeah, but, Jackie, your dad's in prison, and your mom" " I'm sorry, Donna... but you're just not popular enough for me to live with." "[Scoffs] I'm not popular enough?" "I was doing you a favor, 'cause I felt bad for you." "Well, don't." "Okay?" "I don't need to be your good deed for the day." "Fine." "There's the door." "Don't let it hit your popular, little butt on the way out." "F-Fine." "Well, that was pretty hot." "And that is how you make a canoe out of banana skins." "Oh!" "They love me." "See?" "There's nothing to worry about." " Great." "Then we should get going." " Oh!" "Oh!" "Don't go." "Oh, it's such a pleasure having someone so exotic in our home." "We're so happy that Nina has made a friend of you, Fez." "Well, maybe it's because I'm so handsome and not at all creepy." "And, by the way, I see where Nina gets her lovely ass." "[All Laughing]" "Hey, I was talking to you, Mr. Bartel." "Oh, my!" "Honey, you are really broadening your horizons." "Having a friend like this is gonna look great on your college application." "Yes." "We always enjoy meeting Nina's friends." "You keep calling me her "friend." Don't you mean, her "boyfriend"?" "[Stammering] Boyfriend?" "[Laughing]" " What's so funny?" " You can't be her boyfriend." " Why not?" " Because you're-What's the word, honey?" " "Different"?" " Okay." "Different." "Oh, I see." " You mean, "not white."" " Fez, no." "I think I'll be leaving now." "Good day." " Fez, wait." " I said, "Good day."" "By the way, I hope you do not have a good day." "And then when I asked her to live with me, she said I'm not freakin' popular." "Am I not on the radio all the time as "Hot Donna"?" "Okay?" "There are "Hot Donna" posters all over town, objectifying me." "Is Jackie being objectified?" "No!" "She only said that 'cause you embarrassed her in a roomful of people." "It was like a damn telethon in there." "The only thing missing was Jerry Lewis." "So, what, it's my fault, 'cause I didn't ask her right?" "Okay." "How about when your mom left?" "Think how you would've felt if you walked into a roomful of people... everyone's talking about how sad your life is and how much they pity you." " Yeah." "I guess I get that." " I'm just sayin' that..." "Jackie needs a place to stay, and it'd be really cool... if you can ask her in a way that doesn't make her feel bad." "[Groans] Fine." "But she didn't have to call me "unpopular." Okay?" "Unpopular girls don't get free Slurpees from Tommy at the 7-Eleven." "Donna, two years ago, Tommy tried to jump a school bus on his moped." "He didn't make it, and now he gives everyone free Slurpees." "So you see, Jackie, the reason I asked you to stay with me before... is because, well, you were right." "I am unpopular." "Go on." "I'm, um, too tall... and-and red hair is gross." "And, well, if I don't do something soon... my unpopularity is gonna follow me to college- unless you help." "Please come stay with me." "Jackie" "[Haltingly] Help me be more like you." "Well, as long as everybody knows I'm doing it for you..." " I'll do it." " Great." "Hey, Donna." "Thank you." " You're welcome." " Okay." "First things first." "If you wanna be more popular, you're gonna have to break up with Eric." "What?" "You know, I have been called many names since coming to this country... but I have never been treated like that before." "Look, Fez... unfortunately, there are some people in this world... that are gonna judge you on the color of your skin... or your funny accent... or that girlie little way you run." "But you know what?" "You're not alone." "Why do you think the Martians won't land here?" "'Cause they're green, and they know people are gonna make fun of'em." "You said it, brother." "I just wish there were someplace in the world where prejudice didn't exist." "Huh." "Well, that's Canada." "Yup." "Good old Canada." "They don't make generalizations about people... 'cause they're too busy playing hockey or gettin' drunk... or putting maple syrup on their ham." " Fez, we need to talk." " Hey!" "He might not be from this country... but he's beautiful, damn it!" "Nina, our relationship is over." "My self-respect demands it... and there's nothing you can say to make me change my mind." "My parents are jerks." "I wanna get back at them by doing it with you on their bed." "Except that." "Thanks, Kelso." "[Clanging]" "Fire!" "Fire!" " What are you doing?" " Well, look at this." "Mr. Nude is still nude." " You're nuts." " Wow." "Strong words from Mr. Nude." "We're doin' this every night until you put on some bottoms." "[Clanging]" "Fire!" "Fire!"

"Previously on Justice League:" "Morgaine Le Fay." "When Camelot fell, Merlin was able to hide the Philosopher's Stone from her." "With it, she can resurrect Camelot and place her son, Mordred, on the throne." "Jason Blood." "Doesn't he ever give up?" "My'ria'h?" "I am truly home." "You fool!" "Only a weak-minded simpleton would fall for this illusion." "Don't trust the Martian." "He's been tainted by that witch." "One of them must have the stone." "Harv Hickman?" "The magazine publisher?" "Come in." "Come in." "J'onn, snap out of it." "You let her get away, didn't you?" "Admit it, Martian." "It's all your fault." "Lie still." "You have a concussion and two cracked ribs." "I've survived worse." "I am truly sorry." "Why?" "I hesitated in battle, and it nearly cost you your life." "Perhaps Etrigan is right." "Perhaps I have been tainted by that sorceress." "I know what I experienced was a mere illusion, but it felt so real." "The urge to embrace it was almost more than I could bear." "Sometimes I believe I would do anything to see my loved ones again." "You can't imagine how that feels." "Home theater, complete gym, game room." "And this is one of my most prized possessions." "A genuine Greek" "Roman." "Excuse me?" "This statue is a Roman copy." "How do you know that?" "Trust her on this one." "I'm guessing she posed for the original." "Oh, a model, eh?" "I thought so." "Uh, I've got a fresh lead." "Carry on." "I have the power to jump-start your career, babe." "But I'm guessing you already knew that." "And what's the source of your power?" "Some kind of crystal or stone?" "How did you guess?" "I'd love to see your stone, Mr. Hickman." "Please, call me Harv." "So while I was working on the castle excavation, I found this." "It changed my life." "Soon, I had everything I'd ever dreamed of:" "Cars, cash, girls." "Let me understand this." "You posses the most powerful object in the world and all you wished for is money and women?" "What else is there?" "At last, my quest is over." "The stone is mine." "Not yet." "My Neiman!" "Superman?" "Yeah, he's a close personal friend." "What?" "Excuse me, ladies." "You okay?" "Morgaine's here." "Yeah, I kind of gathered that." "Get out the back." "I'll keep it busy." "What's going on?" "Hey, Cecil, over here." "What are you, blind?" "You could do better than that." "Sorry, Harv." "Come to me." "No!" "Fools!" "Why are you still here?" "You have the stone." "Run." "I never run from a battle." "Get the stone as far away from Le Fay as you can." "I'll handle the witch." "Horn-head's right." "Go." "All right, but you get these people away from here." "Got it." "Don't stop for anything!" "Stand aside, beast." "I stood aside for you once." "Never again!" "Is that that best you can do, my immortal beloved?" "Time to finish this with more than just a kiss." "What are you doing?" "You can thank me later." "Yo, Hickman, keep it down!" "Some of us are trying to sleep!" "Ha." "I'd like to see her try to get it now." "Be careful what you wish for, little man." "Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine?" "As far as I'm concerned, this mission's over." "The world's safe again." "And I, for one, am gonna kick back." "So go find some other house to haunt." "He didn't mean that." "Do you think I care?" "J'onn." "J'onn." "My'ria'h." "J'onn, the children and I are waiting for you." "Come home." "Please come home." "No." "It's a lie." "Must fight it." "He's weakening." "I can sense it." "He just needs a little more coaxing." "Flash is right." "There's something unsettling about your friend." "When he stares, it's like he's looking into my very soul." "True." "But I'd rather have him with us than against us." "We are not alone." "Hey, who turned out the lights?" "Yikes!" "A little help here!" "Thanks." "Where is J'onn?" "J'onn." "J'onn, listen to me." "No." "J'onn, come back to me." "I'm waiting for you." "Stop it." "How many of these things are there?" "Flash, we need a maelstrom." "A what?" "A whirlwind." "Run fast, now!" "Right." "By the cold heart of Hela, I command you." "Freeze!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "You got it." "Ah." "That was a real pain in the butt." "Is everyone okay?" "We're fine, but has anyone seen J'onn?" "Spread out and search every deck." "Don't bother." "The Martian's gone." "And so is the stone." "You stupid, ignorant, pathetic excuses for heroes." "It can't be." "Oh, really, Your Highness?" "Take another look." "I pursued that witch for centuries yet you blindly ignored my warnings and doomed the world." "Enough!" "The truth hurts, doesn't it, princess?" "Why don't you go straight to" "More bad news." "The Javelin is gone." "J'onn's access code is still punched into the hangar controls." "Any more questions?" "Watchtower to Javelin-7." "Come in, Javelin-7." "J'onn, if you're there, answer." "Please, J'onn." "He has turned off the commlink." "He belongs to Le Fay now." "We'll stop him, I promise." "Like you promised to protect the stone?" "We'll do whatever it takes, Etrigan." "You're prepared to take out one of your own?" "I repeat, whatever it takes." "Listen, isn't this kind of academic?" "We're stranded here, remember?" "Maybe not." "Get a lock on the Javelin." "You asked when you would receive your kingdom, my son." "Before the clock strikes 12, before this All Hallows Eve ends the world will be yours." "A castle, Mother." "I must have my own castle." "And so you will." "Behold." "Here is your palace." "With the stone's infinite power, I can make this last forever." "And now the final piece arrives." "Come forth, my noble knight." "Fifth floor: sporting goods, hardware, evil sorceresses." "Get out of my castle." "Whoa." "The kid's got chops too." "The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree." "Imbecile!" "That harpy has you charmed." "She'll never give you what you want." "Stand aside, demon." "She has promised to use the stone's power to restore Mars." "All honey and lies." "Your reward will be an eternal purgatory for you in this world." "I don't care." "This is my last chance for happiness." "My last chance to embrace my family." "You'll embrace them again after the worms devour your bones." "I'll not be denied." "Yield, or suffer my unending wrath." "Playtime is over." "Mother!" "Unhand him." "What?" "Stand and fight, blast you!" "Nothing will keep me from my loved ones." "Especially not you." "The stone, give it to me." "J'onn, my love, we're waiting." "No." "What have you done?" "You could have had anything you dreamed of." "Your family, your whole world could have been yours again." "The price was too high." "I see that now." "You can no longer tempt me." "Have we lost, Mother?" "Only this battle, my son." "But not the war." "What did I miss?" "It's over." "My friends, I have failed you." "In my yearning for my old family, I almost lost my new one." "Please accept my humble apology and my resignation from the Justice League." "Resignation?" "Wait, the demon was wrong about you, Martian." "You redeemed yourself here today." "Did I?" "Yeah, who knew?" "Under that goofy green skin, I guess you're human after all." "I only wish I had had your strength centuries ago." "But I'm still cursed and must walk alone throughout eternity." "Poor man." "May he someday find the peace he seeks."

"and they descended upon the earth to strengthen their ranks" "Ludwig..." "Jesus man, what's up?" " Why don't you answer the phone?" "Asleep, wasn't I?" " We've been grassed on." "Get moving." "Is it urgent?" " Yes, make sure I can ring you." "Hey, Camiel." "Everything OK?" " No." "Why don't you pick up the phone?" "Get away from here." "Soon as you can." "Good afternoon, madam." "And?" "I wonder if I could have a bath here." "I'm a bit dirty." "Good afternoon." "You're Mr van Schendel?" " Yes?" "Could I perhaps just take a bath here?" "Beg pardon?" " A shower would do." "Don't think so." " You'd be doing me a great favour." "You see, I haven't been able to wash for ages." "That may well be, but you can't." "Wait a minute." "You're turning it into a problem." "I'm just a traveller who needs a wash." "I don't know you and I don't let strangers in." "I'm Anton Breskens." "Born in Flanders to Dutch parents." "Doesn't sound at all good." "Goodbye." "I know your wife." "You know my wife?" "Why are you here, you runt?" " Take it easy." "I'm not making any claims." "I can't help knowing your wife." "Who is it?" "Do you know this man?" " No." "Anton?" " Breskens." "Doesn't ring a bell." "I don't know him." "Come on, Maria." "The hospital." "Remember?" "You were my nurse." "I'm not a nurse and I'm not called Maria." " You were then." "Admit it, Maria." " My wife's name is Marina." "Marina, Maria..." "What's the difference?" "She doesn't know you." "You hear me?" "Off with you!" "Marina, you nursed me for three months." "You read to me at night." "Sometimes you came and lay down with me." "Am I in for it because I knew your wife?" "If you don't get out of here I'll bash your face in." "Marina, does he have to be so aggressive?" "Don't, Richard." "Bugger off." "Bastard." "Richard..." "Richard!" "Who is that bastard?" "Are you hiding things from me?" "Did you used to be a nurse?" "Of course not." " Who is he?" "Do you know him?" "What do you think?" " Don't wind me up." "Do you know him or not?" "No, I don't know him." "We promised each other something once." "Yes, to be honest." "I am." "I don't know him." "Listen Richard, you laid into a man." "He needs care." "The ship moved away from the quay." "The children waved to their father who stood on the poop deck." "He waved back with a small handkerchief." "The ship passed the pier and sailed out to sea." "Their father grew smaller and smaller, but he kept waving." "And so did they, of course." "Until they couldn't see each other any longer." "And now to bed." "Darling..." "My little flower..." "My king..." "Sleep tight." "Stornebrink rang." "There's going to be chaos." "I've got to go there." " OK." "I'm here." "Shoes off." "Walk quietly." "Can I trust you?" "Sleep well." "Yes?" "Flu?" "Darling..." "Are you a tiny bit ill?" " We'll be late." "Mum, we're off." " Bye." "I saw a magician." "She's delirious." "She's not running a temperature." "Any chance of breakfast together?" "I would appreciate it if you left." "I can give you a lift." "Drop you somewhere?" "I have to go?" " Please." "Some soup, one night's sleep, and the damage is bought off?" "It hurts everywhere." "That's terrible." "My husband misbehaved." "I'm sorry." "Is that all a nurse can say:" "I'm sorry?" "What use is sympathy to me?" "I need nursing." "Nurse me." "What about breakfast?" " I'm not a nurse." "Never have been." "I can take you to a private clinic." "At my expense." "I'm not ill, I'm in pain." "Have a heart, Marina." "I feel good here." "A deer came to my window in the night." "I don't ask much." "A new bandage now and then, a bit of iodine." "Just a few days." "Promise you won't show yourself?" "Marina..." "Make peace with your husband." "It was to protect you." "That's to be praised." "You have 1 new message." "Has the time come yet?" "No." "Send message." "What came over you yesterday?" "It just happened." "One thing led to another." "I thought it was quite a big thing." " Why did it scare you?" "Your fanaticism scared me." "Such a bastard." "He wasn't too bad, I thought." "I didn't." "You nearly kicked him to death." "I'm here." "You were not to show yourself." " Just a question." "This house is off-limits." "I simply long for a bath." "Isolde is asleep." "There's no one else in the house." "You've already had a bath." " That was two days ago." "I am dirty, I stink." "You mustn't become a problem." "I've never been a problem to anyone." "Where's Mummy?" "Mummy's downstairs." "Do you know the story of the white child that floats above the clouds?" "Shall I tell it some time?" "Go back to bed then." "Don't worry." "I'll be gone before he's inside." "Follow me." " No, you'd better follow me." "Why?" "That's impossible, Richard." "For you." "Yes, I can see that." "What am I to do with it?" " Just try it on." "I'm really annoyed that you bought this for me." "The white child stood at the edge of the lake in the forest." "She was very wary." "The lake was perhaps not very large but it was known to be very deep." "Maybe as deep as a block of flats is tall." "And everybody knew that there was something alive in it." "A beast." "A large beast with scales and a beak with five hundred small sharp teeth." "And that beast guarded the golden key to happiness." "The white child cried." "Surely she couldn't dive that deep?" "You're early." "Off with you." "Isolde was crying." "She had a nasty dream." "There was unrest." "Now it's all right." "You're not allowed to be in here." "I want you to take that seriously!" "She was crying." "If I hear a child crying I go and see it." "Stine comes home late, just soaks in the bath." "Richard is asleep." "Nobody looks after the children." "Leave through the studio, please." "Richard is in the living room." "This is not what we agreed." "I'm sorry?" "What use is that to me?" "Set the alarm." "I'm off." "Anton!" "What's the matter?" "Why are you leaving?" "I'm bored." "I want to play." "Don't you want to stay?" "Not if I have to hide." "I want to eat with you at the big table." "Richard will have a fit." "That's why I'm leaving." "You mustn't go." "Can't you come back in another capacity?" "It's possible." "But it will have consequences." "That gardener..." "Do you have a special connection with him?" "No..." "Does he have a wife?" " Yes." "Hey, Camiel." "Brenda!" "For you." "Yes, Brenda here." "Are you somewhere?" "No problem." "Got the necessaries?" "The necessaries." "The material." "Two bags of mortar, four buckets and a tub to mix it in." "And we need a car." "That's no problem." "You must look civilised." "Immaculate." "I'll ring you about that." "Hello?" "Anyone in here?" "Jesus man, what's the matter with you?" "I'm not well." "I'll ring a doctor." " No!" "Home first." "I want to go home first." "Do you have a car?" "Can I take you there?" "Please, please." "Where do you live?" "Oh god, my darling." "Doesnt look good." "I'm going to call the doctor." "The doctor is on the way." "I took the liberty of ringing a specialist I know." "A specialist?" "In what?" "Poisoning." "Dr Kaper is a toxicologist." "Poisoning?" "Your husband's been poisoned, that's obvious." "Do you think so?" " Yes, I think so." "Poisoned who by in heaven's name?" " I have no idea." "Who could do such a thing?" "My husband is all kindness." "Darling boy..." "Darling boy, don't die please." "If anyone can save your husband it is Dr Kaper." "Drinking a lot always helps." "That's right." "Good afternoon, I'm Dr Kaper." "Good afternoon, I'm..." "Very nice of you to come." " No problem." "I brought my daughter along." "We were on our way to a wedding." "He has just lost consciousness." "You're thinking of poison?" "This man's got to be taken to a hospital double quick." "Everything will be all right, madam." "What are you doing?" "I was looking for sand to mix through my paint." "I tripped over." "But darling, you don't need to tidy that up." "That's what the gardener is for." "The gardener resigned." "Why?" "It was getting too much for him, he said." "Just like that?" "Yes, I think his wife is ill." "He didn't want to go into it." "Oh, Richard..." "I'm so sorry." "You are my only real love." "You know that, don't you?" "Of course I know that." "Sometimes everything seems unreal to me." "Do you think I'm hysterical?" " Not at all." "We must trust each other..." "I trust you like no other." "...and love each other." " Without you I'd be lost, really." "There is something that surrounds us." "Something that is outside us, but slips in now and then." "A warmth a pleasant warmth that intoxicates, but also confuses." "The shell of something that means harm." "At least that's what I think." "I'm not sure." "That's a delusion a hallucination, it's tiredness." "You work too hard." "I feel so guilty." "We have it so good." "We are fortunate." "And the fortunate must be punished." " Marina darling, that is nonsense." "We were born in the West, and the West happens to be affluent." "We can't help it." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing out of bed?" " I'm hungry." "We're also hungry." "Come along then." "Look!" "Ludwig and Pascal." "Why didn't you stop?" " Yes, why didn't you stop?" "What are you doing?" "Why didn't you stop?" "Are we out of favour or what?" " Tell him he's a dickhead." "You're a dickhead." "I'm not saying that, Ludwig says it." "Oh, and Brenda and Ilonka do come in handy?" "How often do I have to explain?" "I'm going to hang up." "Why?" "Because you're drivelling like an old woman." "Hey, Camiel." "No, it's Pascal." "I was asleep." "We'll sort it out." "Where's Mummy?" "In the bath." "What a bugger of a day." "Stornebrink?" "He's trying to squeeze me out, the bastard." "Found a new gardener yet?" "There are five applicants coming tomorrow." "What time?" "From two o'clock on." "I'll take over from you." "Why?" "The last gardener was your choice." "Now it's my turn." "As you wish, darling." "You'll hear from me." "Shall I go?" " No, I'll go." "Hello, sir." "I've come to apply for the gardener job." "Do you have any training?" "Diplomas?" "No, sir." "Then why do you apply?" "Pascal..." "An applicant do you think?" "Can't be." "Fuck..." "Sir..." "Hi, I'm here for the vacancy of a gardener." "We've already got one." "What the hell is that?" "Again no use?" " A black!" "Yes?" "Good afternoon." "I'm offering my services as a gardener." "Or maybe you have already found one?" "No, no." "Please, come in." "Come through." "Marina, my wife." "Camiel Borgman." "Quite a garden." "That isn't child's play." "Needs some work done." "May I take a look around?" " Certainly." "There's a blue moped outside the front door." "It belongs to that gentleman." "That gentleman may be our new gardener." "Is our gardener dead?" " No, he has moved." "To Australia." "Please girl..." "Go get some help." "Please." "It needs a lot of pruning." "Some plants and trees will never thrive here." "Mowing, aerating, fertilising..." "Then we remove everything we get rid of." "How long is it going to take?" "Three weeks." " Can't you do it faster?" "I could, but I'd have to sleep here somewhere." "There's no need for anything special." "A mattress on the floor will do." "The summer house." "There's a bed." "A wash basin." "Why?" "We have a guest wing." "Will you two excuse me?" "It may not have your interest, but much more could be done in this garden." "What's the big idea?" "Why did you have to make this kaput?" "Why did you have to make this kaput?" "Kaput?" " What did you say?" "Kaput?" " Kaput!" "Yes, and I'm asking you why." "That bear was lovingly put together by human hands." "Maybe even by children's hands." "Children who haven't a life as good as yours." "Children who can't go to school, or to a doctor when they are ill." "That bear was brought to this country in a plane or on a boat." "And then it went in a van to the city, to the toy shop." "That bear has travelled an enormous distance." "One day I was looking for a present for you and I saw this bear in the shop window." "And Mummy had never seen such a sweet bear before." "She bought it to make you happy." "But Mummy shouldn't have done that" "Nothing gets deliberately broken in this house!" "Understand?" "Marina..." "What?" "Something wrong?" "Can't I tell off my own daughter?" "Do you know better?" "Come along, kids." "Isolde..." "Mummy is very tired." "She's overworked." "She doesn't mean it that way." "Darling..." "I've got something to eat for you." " Just leave it there." "Is Camiel your real name, or do you have other names?" "My name is Camiel." "You must eat something." " I must?" "Not must, but may." "It is good to eat when you're working." "It's rolls." "They dry out quickly in the sun." "If you don't want to eat, tell me and I'll take it away again." "I'm taking it back again." "If you're hungry, let me know." "Shall I leave the water bottle behind?" "I'll put it in the shade." "I'm putting it down here." "You've got to look, or you can't find it." "Are you done?" "Don't you have any feelers?" "I am the new gardener." "I have an assignment." "You wanted to play, you said." " I am playing." "I play at being a gardener." "Who are they?" "Haven't they introduced themselves?" " No." "Guys..." "This is Marina." "Ludwig." "Pascal." "When the white child was missed a search was organised." "In the village church, people prayed to Jesus." "But as you know Jesus is a bloody bore, only interested in himself." "That evening, heavily armed divers went down to the bottom of the forest lake." "Fifteen minutes later they came up, trembling with fear." "Couldn't speak a word." "What was it?" "What did you see?" "the villagers asked." "It's no use, the eldest diver finally stammered." "The beast is too big and the white child has been swallowed anyway." "The white child's mother fell to the ground, weeping." "I want my baby back, I want my baby back." "You can't mean that, said the diver." "Your child is in the beast's guts." "It's already half digested." "Now the mother stood up and looked at the villagers." "Is no one brave enough to get my baby so that I can give her a decent burial?" "There was a silence." "But not for long, because Antonius, the cripple, stepped forward." "I will fetch your child, he said." "A chilly breeze started blowing and the mother kissed Antonius's hands." "Why are you doing this?" "Why in God's name?" " What?" "Do you hate me that much?" " I don't hate you at all." "I love you." "Oh, it's for love that you carve up my paintings?" "You're disgusting." " Marina..." "I was asleep." "I don't know what you mean." "I haven't done anything." "Wake up, it's not real." " Don't touch me." "For Christ's sake, it's a dream." " I can't stand you any longer." "Come in." "No, I'm not coming in." "I want you to come here." "I'm watching TV." "I can't bear it any longer, Camiel." "Touch me, please." " Impossible." "Kiss me." " I can't kiss you." "You are Richard's wife." "Richard is my superior." "He is my boss." "Seriously." "Never mess around with the boss's wife." "Touch me." "I cannot touch you, Marina." "Not yet." "You've come too soon." " Camiel, it's getting exciting." "The friendly chemist turns out to be a serial killer." "Yes, I'm coming." "Have faith." "And patience." "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "What's the time?" "The children..." "Where are the children?" "I don't know, I've got to go." " Wait a minute." "They must go to school." " Doesn't Stine do that?" "Stine has the day off." "You take them." " I'm seeing Stornebrink and I'm late." "Fuck Stornebrink, you're taking the kids to school." "It's too important." "It's make or break now." "I can't afford any mistakes." "You never do anything for the children." "Where is Stine?" " She has a day off." "Who is taking us to school?" " Daddy." "Camiel?" "Look, here's your dog." "Are you back again?" "They're a bit tired." "Shall I put them in front of the TV?" "They had a long day." " Get them to pick a nice film to watch." "If you feel like it." "You could also just walk around." "Guys, this is Arthur." "Can he watch the film with you?" "Glass of wine?" " No thanks." "Tap water with ice and lemon." "No wine?" " Didn't I say water?" "Has something happened?" " No." "We've got guests?" "The gardeners are eating here." "And Stine." "And her boyfriend." "Aha, Stine's boyfriend?" "That's right." "I'm Arthur Stornebrink." "I'm Richard." "We'll talk later." "I'm going to freshen up first." "Can I help you?" "You could peel the potatoes." "What's Stine got up to?" "Arthur, go and see what she's doing." "I'm looking for Stine." "She's gone to the kitchen with a bunch of flowers." "We must have just missed each other." " That's quite possible." "I'm Arthur." " The soldier." "Yes." "We'll see each other at dinner." "Everything's fine." "Get some fresh air." "Everything's fine?" "Wait a minute." "No wine." "Put those bottles away." "There will be no alcohol served tonight." " Don't be ridiculous." "No alcohol?" "Why?" "We'll take no alcohol so that we all stay sober and emotions don't run high." "What's wrong with emotions?" "Yours are running high without a drop of alcohol." "Have I ever lost control of myself?" "You want me to answer that?" "I am an adult." "I decide what I drink." "Yes, but not tonight in this kitchen." "And that's up to you?" " Yes, that's up to me." "I'm leaving." "Don't get all screwed up." "Think of the children, our guests." "Why no alcohol?" "What childish stuff is that?" "We must keep our wits about us." " I don't want to." "Look at me." "I've been fired." "Arthur, do you still live at home?" " Yes." "And in the barracks of course." "And are your parents still together?" " Yes." "Are you interrogating the boy?" "The boy doesn't mind." "Do you, Arthur?" "Not at all, isn't that what I'm here for?" "What for?" " To be interrogated." "So Stine said." "Well, those weren't my words." "I wanted to get acquainted." "I'm not bothered, you know." "I've got nothing to hide." "What does your father do, now that we're at it?" "He's with a TV production company:" "Q-Entertainment." " So he's a big shot?" "So he also fires people?" " He hardly ever does." "Except if there's no other solution." " That right?" "He actually fired a man today." "He told you?" " Yes." "He came home all emotional." " Why?" "The man he sacked was once a friend of his." "But recently he turned into an unreliable bastard." "Unreliable bastard." "Did he say that?" " Yes, he did." "He was manipulating my father out of the company." "But he failed?" "Yes, my Dad is not easily foxed." "Your father is a liar." "Why?" "What do you know about it?" "Your father is the unreliable bastard." "Are you a colleague or what?" "Tell me what's what." "I won't have my father insulted." "A guest?" "I'll knock his teeth out." " Your father was playing a sneaky game." "Richard, let it rest." " So you nearly ruined his company." "It was my company, jerk." "Shut up." "Can he help being Stornebrink's son?" "I'll bash your face in." "No, I'm going to sleep." "The little guy is tired." "No, that's not necessary." "No, thanks." "Daddy was a bit cross." "But that's all over now." "Right, Daddy?" " Yes, it's all over." "It's Isolde's birthday tomorrow." "So what?" " I want an aquarium." "Nothing is celebrated in this house." "Daddy is sad." "That's why he is saying unpleasant things." "Tomorrow we'll celebrate your birthday as usual." "Can I talk to you?" "There's ice-cream in the freezer." "Do you have any idea what's going on?" "I do." " Do you realise what happened today?" "You were fired." " Yes?" "But not in any old way." "Jesus, you have no idea...." "I walked straight into the trap, like a toddler." "I totally underestimated my enemy." " Richard..." "Think of the children, just sitting there." "It's a lot worse." "What is it?" " Yes, what is it?" "How did you get it?" "I'm scared, Marina." "It appeared suddenly." "I've been marked." "Marked?" "Who by?" "Sleep well." "Leo, what's wrong?" "I'm tired." "I want to sleep." "Isolde, what's the matter?" "Tired as well?" "Yes." "This is not right." "I'm going to phone Doctor Baumgarten." "Yes?" "Dr Baumgarten?" "Yes?" "Is it serious?" "Have their summer holidays started?" " Yes, as per today." "Just as I thought." "The children are overtired." "Overtired?" "Because of what?" "Because of the modern world." "Don't forget they have a lot to cope with these days:" "TV, internet, school." "In the holidays the child's body will give up." "But all three overtired at the same time..." "that's very strange." "Maybe there's something else?" "For instance?" "Tensions in the family?" "There's nothing like that in our family." "Good thing, too." "You lie down, little girl." "On your tummy, please." "Come along, darling." "It's time for love." "Time for consolation." "Have you gone crazy?" "!" "Now what have I done?" "Bastard." "That's enough." "You fucking bitch!" "Wake up!" " You disgust me!" "He's got to die, Camiel." "Richard must die." "Please." "If that's what you want." "I want it." "As soon as possible." "Can we get up?" "Are you better now?" " Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Just for an hour, and then back to bed." "No, don't." "I've had it removed." "The tattoo?" " Yes." "I feel a lot better." "Richard..." "Camiel." " You're just in time." "I AM" " WE ARE" "Come along, kids." "Would you two like a drink?" "A glass of wine." "Same for you?" "Can I go and wash my hands?" " Go ahead." "Can we have an ice lolly?" "Of course." "Here, you give this to Dad." "I'll bring the ice lollies." "Isolde..." "Give Daddy a little kiss." "Daddy..." "Is that for me?" "Thank you, darling." "Shall I give you a kiss?" "Oh, yes please!" "Bye, Daddy." " Bye, darling." "Here's to the garden." "Where are the others?" "Don't they want a drink?" "I could call them, but they're very tired." "I'll leave you two alone then." "Sleep well." "Stine..." "And?" " Nothing yet." "It's started." "Let me have a look." "Marina..." "This is Brenda." "Brenda." "And this is Ilonka." " Everything will be all right, madam." "Sit down, please." "Marina?" "A drink?" "Pascal knows where it is." "Richard is still there." "Under the piano." " So I noticed." "Shouldn't he be removed?" "Why?" "Why all these people?" "I want to be with you." " You are with me, aren't you?" "Haven't you got something for me?" "I feel so screwed up." "Or will it make me apathetic?" "No." "The garden is finished." "You are no longer a gardener." "Not even a kiss?" "To calm me down a bit?" " I just gave you a pill for it." "Camiel..."

"Shane Smith:" "Tonight on a "Vice Special Report":" "The groundbreaking treatment that just might lead to a cure for cancer." "I don't have a choice." "If I want to live, I need to get this shot." "(theme music playing) (drill whirs)" "You're taking things that used to kill us to actually go and kill the cancer." "Yeah." "We're gonna get cures from the disease." "This is gonna happen in our lifetimes." "Doctor:" "It's okay, Michael." "That's just numbing medicine." "Everything is fine." "You're doing great." "Doctor 2:" "Just a little needle stick." "(groans) Doctor:" "That's okay." "That's okay, Michael." "Doctor 2:" "All right, we're starting." "Doctor:" "Do you feel anything?" "(man speaking)" "Doctor 2:" "Yeah, pressure inside your muscle." "Doctor:" "That's normal." "Doctor 2:" "I think he needs to be out a little bit more, Doctor." "We're just going through the muscle here." "So we are about to drill our burr hole." "We've made our incision." "We've gone through the skin." "We're now down at the bone." "We're then gonna inject the virus directly into the brain tumor." "♪" "This is an experimental procedure." "We're gonna be using a virus at a particular point in time." "Dr. Ferson, we're gonna drill." "He might wake up with this." "Ferson:" "The next thing is you're going to hear, like, a drilling noise, okay?" "Everything is fine." "All right, we're gonna drill, Dr. Ferson." "(drill whirring)" "Cancer has affected or will affect almost everyone in the world at some point or another, ether through actually contracting the disease, or by you seeing family members or loved ones suffer through surgeries and difficult therapies." "My personal story is no different." "My mother was diagnosed with malignant breast cancer around the time we started "Vice."" "In fact, I ran the company out of a cancer ward for months as she received treatment." "Shortly thereafter, my stepmother was also diagnosed with breast cancer, and after a long battle and almost constant chemotherapy, eventually succumbed to the disease." "Advances in modern medicine have allowed us to live longer and longer, but sadly, cancer to date has remained a constant." "In short, it's what kills us." "This story is intensely personal and important to me." "The devastating effects cancer has had on all of our lives lead us to bring you this "Vice Special Report."" "But why are we doing it now?" "Because today, in real time, there is a revolution happening in the treatment of cancer." "The story is almost too incredible to believe." "That, A, the diseases that used to kill us en masse, like smallpox, measles, and even HIV, actually hold the key to stopping this disease in its tracks, and, B, for the first time in medical history," "it appears we just might be on the verge of curing cancer." "The story actually begins in my hometown of Ottawa, Canada." "♪ ♪" "We're here at the Center for Innovative Cancer Research at the Ottawa Hospital, where Dr. John Bell is credited as being the first to figure out that viruses can actually attack cancer cells without harming the healthy cells around them." "You're credited with being the guy who figured it out, the guy who had the "a-ha" moment, the "eureka" moment." "Can we take a tour around and talk about what you've been doing?" "Sure." "Smith:" "The potential for viruses to eradicate cancers has been suspected for over a century." "In the early 1900s, people sort of noticed a relationship between virus infections and cancer remissions." "Didn't they inject someone with cervical cancer by mistake with a rabies shot and then..." "Yeah." "So the rabies is a virus and they were treating prostitutes who were at risk for rabies because they lived in squalor and also for cervical cancer because of the sex trade and they noticed that their cervical tumors went into remission" "when they were treated with this rabies vaccine." "Smith:" "Although this phenomenon was documented in Europe as early as 1910, it's only recently that we've learned to manipulate the genetic structure of viruses so that we can use them to treat cancer safely." "Five years ago, Dr. Bell's research took a quantum leap forward." "We did one really nice study I think, back in 2010-- we published about intravenous administration of a virus called Vaccinia, which is a smallpox vaccine." "We gave it into the arm of patients, let the virus swim around in their bodies, and any time the virus came in contact with a tumor, it would infect it and start to destroy it, but when it ran into normal tissues, the virus couldn't grow." "Smith:" "This widely-used smallpox vaccine was genetically engineered to be safe to the patient by activating only in cancer cells but never in healthy tissue." "Now, once it's in the bloodstream of the patient, the virus acts as a kind of cancer-seeking smart missile by attacking specific proteins that only exist in cancer cells." "Its attack on the cancer is a twofold process." "When the virus finds cancer, it enters the cell and then effectively turns itself into a virus factory." "The virus then continues replicating itself until the cancer cell actually explodes." "And secondly, the virus works against cancer's detrimental impact on the body's immune system." "Cancers are diabolical, and they find ways to suppress your immune system." "So you actually have a very good immune system that can fight cancer at all times, but it finds ways to get around that." "It secretes hormones that suppress the immune system." "Smith:" "The virus deactivates the cancer's cloaking mechanism, and actually alerts the body's immune system to the tumor cells." "The patient's own immune system then takes over and eradicates the exploded cancer cell." "You're a researcher." "You're a scientist." "How excited are you, and how excited is the community about these-- what we believe to be ground-breaking... (stammers) achievements?" "I love coming to work every day anyhow, but these are really revolutionary treatments which no one has seen before." "I feel confident saying to people now," ""Things are gonna be different." "We're going to actually treat people." "They're going to get cures from their disease." "This is gonna happen in our lifetimes."" "Smith:" "Yes, you heard that right." "What he's talking about is not necessarily a treatment, but perhaps a cure." "Using viruses to actually fight cancer is a rapidly developing field that has begun to show some seemingly miraculous results." "Thanks to recent scientific breakthroughs the infectious agents that have killed us for thousands of years are now actually being used to save lives." "Here at the renowned Mayo Clinc in Rochester, Minnesota, doctors are fighting myeloma or bone marrow cancer with a virus that in the past has killed over 200 million people." "It was developed by a team led by Dr. Stephen Russell." "So what virus are you using to fight cancer?" "The virus we're using actually originated in the throat of a boy called David Edmonston, who in 1954 had a measles infection." "We added a new gene into the virus in order to make it better for treating cancer." "Smith:" "The engineered measles virus is produced in a specially designed secure laboratory at the Mayo Clinic, which for the first time has allowed cameras to document the progress that they're having in the treatment of bone cancers." "This is a wave bioreactor." "So, in here are cells being grown in culture medium." "And-- Human cells." "These are human cells." "They're cancer cells." "They are then infected with measles virus." "Mmm." "And the measles virus gets into the cells and the cells then start making more and more copies of the measles virus." "And at the appropriate time, we harvest everything and we isolate the virus from the mix." "That's the product that we're going to administer to the patients." "For many patients, measles therapy is their last hope." "Troy Sprout was diagnosed with multiple myeloma in 2012." "Sprout:" "When I was told how aggressive that it was," "I was like, "Well, let's just do what has to be done." "Now, seeing over two years that nothing's worked for me, it puts you in a dire situation." "Smith:" "Two states over in Minnesota," "Daniel Odegard was diagnosed with multiple myeloma five years ago." "The cancer itself is mostly fatigue and bone pain." "Your bones become so brittle and thin that they break very easily." "So that can be very painful." "And then people die from it." "You look in the chat rooms and there are several people every week that are dying from it." "Smith:" "Killing more than half the people diagnosed in less than five years, myeloma is an extremely aggressive cancer." "I want to live." "I want to live for myself and for my family." "I know that you are battling over it and you are overcoming it." "Still fighting and battling and... we're gonna do what Superman would do, right?" "Yup." "We're gonna win." "Mm-hm." "All right." "Love you, buddy." "Yeah." "Love you too." "Smith:" "Troy and Daniel are among a small group of patients that were selected from more than a thousand candidates for the second phase of the trial of measles therapy." "Troy:" "Done about eight different regimens of chemo." "Nothing that I have been on have worked for me." "These two camera heads will just come in and slowly rotate around you." "Daniel:" "I have had about seven different strains of treatment now, different drugs." "After two or three months, each one of them has stopped working." "I've also had two stem cell transplants." "In both of those cases, the cancer started being very aggressive again." "Smith:" "The patients in this trial have exhausted all other standard treatment options." "Daniel:" "The best thing for me at this point was beginning to seem to get off of chemotherapy altogether, and basically get it over with and let yourself die." "I don't have a choice." "If I want to live, I need to get this shot." "Smith:" "The next day, Troy and Daniel are infused with the measles virus." "It's here." "There it is." "Is that grossing you out a little bit?" "Me?" "Yeah." "Oh, heck no." "Oh, okay." "I've had so many of these, it doesn't really bother me at all." "(gargling) Five, four, three, two, one." "Nurse:" "We have checked this to be the measles virus." "Blood pressure's 148 over 84 and your pulse is 56." "Vitals here." "(beeping)" "So we are beginning." "10:02." "Smith:" "The infusion contains the equivalent of 10 million doses of the measles vaccine." "Nurse:" "It's going." "(Troy sighs)" "(Troy chuckles)" "Mama." "This is what we wanted." "This is gonna work." "Mm-hm." "It'd better." "We've gone through a lot of treatments." "This offers the hope of... being in remission without any more chemotherapy." "We know it's not guaranteed, but we know it's possible." "And to take those moments... and know... that we might have more time... that we'll have time with our kids and our new grandbaby... you know, it's like..." "scary, but that's what this is offering us, is that hope." "It's a big deal." "Tony:" "This is a big thing." "Not just living... for myself, but what I have at home... relying on me." "Yeah." "Smith:" "To understand what the virus is actually doing inside the bodies of Troy and Daniel," "Dr. Russell showed us the remarkable evidence of the virus actually targeting cancer cells that they found during the initial Phase I trial." "We have a gene in the virus that traps radioactive iodine in cells where the virus has grown." "So, now, if we look at what happened with the radio-iodine scans, this is before treatment, this is day eight after treatment." "There's dramatic uptake of radioactive iodine." "What this tells you is that that virus in the bloodstream targeted the cancer." "If you look at the PET scan of the entire lower half of the body, you can see a lot of very big tumors, on the glucose uptake scan, and then if you look at the radioactive iodine scan on day eight," "you see that they correlate, that the virus has actually gone where the tumor is." "Wow." "A week after the infusion," "Troy and Daniel return to the hospital to be examined." " Can we stop and get your height and weight really quick?" " Sure." "(scale beeps) Nurse:" "About 152." "Perfect." "182.3." "Smith:" "You're on day eight?" "Yes." "And generally for the first week, it's pretty rough?" "It was rough, mm-hmm." "And now I think I'm past it as of yesterday." "You're feeling better now?" "Oh, yeah." "Big difference." "Really?" "That's good." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, I'm ready to race one of the cameramen down the hallway." "(chuckles)" "This past week has actually been pretty hard," "Right." "and they anticipate that." "You don't get better necessarily right away." "A lot of very severe bone pain." "A lot of nausea and throwing up." "A lot of fatigue." "The pain tends to go where the cancer is the most prominent." "Right." "Evidently, it is actually because that's where..." "They're fighting it." "That's where they're fighting it, yeah." "Although Daniel and Troy won't know for some time if the treatment has worked, they are optimistic because of the astonishing success of one of the patients in the first phase trial." "The amazing response of Stacy Erholtz to this therapy is what everyone in Phase II of the trial is hoping for." "Stacy is like in a total remission-- no cancer to be found." "All her tumors have shrank." "From what I understand, they're gone." "I mean, I'm hoping for them to come back and tell us that I'm cancer free." "Yeah." "I'll do a back flip in front of you." "Smith:" "We had the chance to talk to Stacy, whose recovery, it seems, is nothing short of miraculous." "I was just about to turn 40 and it wasn't but maybe six months later that I was diagnosed with multiple myeloma." "Smith:" "Over the last 10 years," "Stacy took every available myeloma treatment without achieving a lasting result." "Erholtz:" "There were no more approved drugs that I could take." "Nothing." "Smith:" "At this point, the myeloma had spread throughout her body." "Erholtz:" "I had it disseminated, but I also had a tumor the size of a golf ball right here on my forehead." "My daughter Eleanor and my son Oliver named him Evan." "Russell:" "This is Evan." "So it was a huge tumor, the size of a golf ball it looks like." "Yep, yeah." "It's pretty big." "Massive." "You can see it's not only a big protrusion, but it's also destroyed the bone." "It's sort of eaten away." "♪" "After just a single injection of the measles virus," "Stacy had a profound reaction." "Erholtz:" "What happened is the most incredible headache." "I can't even put to words" "It felt like my head was gonna blow off, and then it was a couple hours later that I was shaking, and trembling, and I was in full-blown rigor, and temperature of 105." "I think it was just the measles storming the door, and it was just intense, is kind of what I think it was." "36 hours after the measles infusion," "Evan disappeared." "Just kinda ate him up." "Killed him off." "Russell:" "That's before therapy." "This is seven weeks post-therapy." "Smith:" "Wow." "Russell:" "And what you can see is the brain contour has come back to normal." "The skin contour has come back to normal, and all of the tumors went the same way." "Every day I had more and more energy." "An energy level that I had not felt for so many years." "I've had 18 months of remission." "I absolutely believe it's a game changer." "Absolutely." "Smith:" "Now, this was the first time in history that a virus was documented to completely eradicate cancer that had disseminated throughout the body." "Russell:" "It was a beautiful demonstration that a virus given in the bloodstream can really target sites where the tumor is." "It loves to beat up on cancer." "It loves to beat up on cancer, yeah." "Very well put." "Smith:" "These incredible results are not just limited to the Mayo Clinic." "We got another first look at a Phase I trial that's using this kind of viral technology at the MD Anderson Cancer Central in Houston, Texas." "Professor Juan Fueyo is the director of the brain tumor research program." "Yeah." "(laughs) Like "The Spy That Came in from the Cold," sure." "The researchers genetically modified the adenovirus that causes the common cold so that it would attack brain tumors." "One of Professor Fueyo's key partners in bringing the virus technoloy from the research lab to the actual clinical trials is renowned neurosurgeon, Dr. Frederick Lang." "What does "putting it into practice" mean?" "The first step is to take that virus, the laboratory virus, and then test it in animal models that mimic-- Like, rats or mice." "Yeah, we actually use human brain tumor models that we get from patients, and we grow them in culture" "So, hold on, you get actual brain tumors from humans?" "Right, then we bring them to the lab, and we are actually able to culture some of the cells from those brain tumors." "Mm-hmm." "And we can put those into mouse brains, and then we can test anything we want against them." "Smith:" "Dr. Lang then showed us what they found out when they tested the modified cold virus, then called Delta 24, on mice." "Each of these is a single animal." "Right, and those are tumors?" "We have tumors that we can shine a camera from the outside and you can see the tumor lighting up." "These animals, we injected, basically, saline, and you can see that with time, the tumor's actually getting bigger and bigger." "Right." "Like this guy here is, like, really growing out of control." "That's crazy." "And that's only in three weeks." "Right." "Okay, on this side is where we gave the Delta 24." "So at the start you can see they all have large tumors." "Like, look at this guy." "He has a huge tumor." "So then, follow him down, you don't see anything." "It's gone." "The tumor's gone." "♪ ♪" "This proves that the virus is successful in attacking the tumors." "Right." "Now we've got to get the virus there the most efficient way possible." "Exactly." "That's what we do in the operating room." "Right, and can we go to the operating room and see what you do there?" "We can go there and we'll see a patient who's getting a viral injection." "Okay." "(beeping) Woman:" "Name?" "William Michael Connor." "Smith:" "In May of 2014," "Mike Connor was diagnosed with glioblastoma." "Within days he underwent surgery to remove the tumor, and that was just the beginning." "I had 30 radiation treatments over a 44-day period, and I had 44 days of chemotherapy." "Smith:" "Despite intensive treatment, the prognosis is bleak." "Connor:" "With glioblastomas, there are some people that survive for some period of time." "Most don't make it a year, by far." "Lang:" "How you doing since I last saw you?" "Connor:" "I've been fine." "Everything's been good." "I haven't had any problems, I haven't had a headache or anything at all." "No seizures or anything?" "No, nothing." "Not even" "So let me just show you your films." "Right." "Here's the tumor, here." "Sort of just behind your eye." "You see that there's this enhancing mass." "Let's now go into what we're gonna do." "Right." "So we're giving you... three times 10 to the 10th viral particles." "So a lot of viral particles injected into your brain." "And this is an adenovirus, so it's a common cold virus." "Right." "Okay." "The other big thing is, we don't know if this is going to work." "Right." "Right?" "Now, in our first trial, we injected tumors like this in 25 people, okay, and three of them, the tumor... went away." "Right." "But that means that the other ones, right, the other 22, it didn't completely go away." "And I don't know how you're going to respond to this." "I'm number four." "♪" "Connor:" "I don't know what's gonna happen." "I certainly want to be a father and a husband for quite some time to go." "So, I'm very, very pleased to be able to go into this tomorrow." "Smith:" "Now, unlike the measles infusion, in this case the virus is actually injected straight into the tumor." "It's a multi-stage process that will take up to five hours to complete." "Okay, ready to go?" "Connor:" "I'm ready to go." "All right, just gonna put some iodine here." "Mm-hmm." "A little needle, and then it burns a little." "We're now gonna put this on there." "Smith:" "This frame will allow Dr. Lang and his team to locate Mike's brain tumor with pinpoint accuracy." "Just gonna make sure this fits." "(beeping)" "Hold your head stiff so I can see if I can move it." "You're good." "(rapid beeping)" "Lang:" "So those images are now sent up to the stealth station, and then we can now manipulate them in three dimensions up in the operating room." "♪" "This is Mr. Connor." "We're operating on the right side of his head." "Our images are up." "That's his films." "If we went along that trajectory, we'd be in it the entire way so if we set that as our target." "Smith:" "Dr. Lang and his team now calculate the coordinates for the path they will take through Mike's brain." "That's gonna be our entry point." "I think that's perfect." "So we're outside the OR right now." "Can you please tell us what's going to happen?" "Right, so we're going to do what's called a stereotaptic biopsy." "A biopsy means we're going to take a piece of tissue from the brain tumor." "And we're going to prove that what we're seeing on our MRI scan is actually a recurrent brain tumor." "Right." "Once we've proven that, we're then gonna inject the virus directly into the brain tumor." "Lang:" "Okay, guys, I want to just tell everyone that this is an experimental procedure." "We're gonna be using a virus at a particular point in time and when we do the Delta 24, we have masks that everyone has to put on." "♪ ♪" "So this is an arc quadrant." "It's created so that the center of this ring will hit the target." "It's secured..." "Man:" "Secure." "...and it's flat." "Smith:" "Finally, after three hours of preparation, the surgery begins." "Ferson:" "It's okay, Michael." "That's just the numbing medicine." "Everything is fine." "Ferson:" "You're doing great." "Lang:" "Just a little needle stick." "(Michael groans) Ferson:" "Yeah, that's okay." "Smith:" "Mike will be conscious throughout the operation so that the doctors can communicate with him." "Ferson:" "If you need anything, just ask for it, okay?" "Lang:" "So we're making our incision." "Ferson:" "Do you feel anything?" "Any pain?" "(Michael speaking)" "Ferson:" "Just a little touch." "Can you feel us touching you?" "We can give him another .5 of midazolam." "Lang:" "Okay, so we've made our incision." "We've gone through the skin." "We're now down at the bone." "The next thing is you're going to hear some noises there." "Like a drilling noise." "Okay?" "All right, everything is fine." "All right, we're going to drill, Dr. Ferson." "Thank you." "(drill whirring)" "Lang:" "Irrigation." "So I see the brain now." "160 plus 100 plus 20 is 190." "Let's go ahead and do our biopsy at 190." "We're gonna get the tissue now to see if we are actually in tumor." "Let's hope we get a nice piece here." "Great, so we got a nice core, here." "Smith:" "Dr. Lang removes four cores from different parts of the tumor." "He then scrubs out and heads to the pathology lab to examine the cells he's just taken from Mike's brain." "Woman:" "These blue spots on the screen are all cell nuclei, and there are many more than normal." "We see these vessels that are abnormally thickened." "So we know that that's tumor." "So once we've figured out, okay, this is a cancerous tumor, what next?" "Right." "So now that we've documented that he has a recurrent glioblastoma, we are gonna go back to the operating room and inject the virus." "All right, everyone, we're gonna get ready to inject the virus." "So everyone should get their masks on." "This is the virus, in the vial." "We're just gonna draw this up." "In this virus is 30 billion viral particles per ML." "We're gonna inject .1 every minute." "You okay, Michael?" "Everything is fine." "Dr. Lang is injecting right now, okay." "You're doing great." "Lang:" "You okay?" "Smith:" "Now, Mike is just one of the many people in the world diagnosed with malignant brain tumors every year." "But he's in the tiny minority with access to this revolutionary treatment." "Frank Tufaro is a former microbiology professor and the CEO of a company that is trying to change this limited access, and bring the MD Anderson therapy to the wider public." "We could bring this treatment to market, we feel, in two years." "We've worked very closely with the FDA." "In fact, we have what's called," ""Fast Track" designation for our drug, because the FDA realized that this looks like a promising technology." "Ferson:" "So once we are done, we'll take you upstairs to the intensive care unit." "They will just watch you there for one day." "We already use viruses;" "for vaccines, polio vaccines, these are all live viruses." "We've been giving it to people for years." "Now we're looking to use it in the cancer setting." "I think it's... it's gonna become a main driver of cancer therapy in the next five years." "♪" "Smith:" "Six weeks after his surgery," "Mike's brain scan shows his tumor has stopped growing." "Connor:" "In looking at the latest MRI, we're seeing improvement, which is very, very exciting." "I feel extremely lucky, with the treatment and the way things are going for me." "I love you." "I love you too, Mike." "Smith:" "Now, it's important to remember that this treatment at MD Anderson and the measles therapy at the Mayo Clinic are both in the early stages of testing." "What we are showing you are the first reports of ongoing trials, and as such, the success rates will vary." "However, there is one radical new therapy that has proved consistently effective over sustained clinical trials, and it's based on a particulary insidious pathogen that has inspired dread for more than 30 years." "Perhaps the most terrifying virus of the modern era has been HIV, the virus that causes AIDS." "If, like me, you grew up in the 1980s, it was difficult not to be affected by the pandemic that this virus caused." "So much was unclear about this disease, from its origins to its effects, and even its detection and treatment." "For a long time, AIDS was synonymous with fear, which is precisely the reason why the news that this deadly virus is offering perhaps the best chance of all in finding a cure was so surprising." "Here, at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, doctors are using HIV to treat leukemia." "Man:" "She was diagnosed just after her fifth birthday." "They kept saying that... she seemed a little more sick than most kids are, and nauseous all the time." "Smith:" "For five-year-old Emily Whitehead, acute lymphoblastic leukemia proved to be unexpectedly aggressive." "In 2012, after two years of chemotherapy, she relapsed for the second time." "Tom Whitehead:" "She went from 85% to 90% chance, you know, to less than 30% chance of survival." "Smith:" "It seemed that there was nothing that could help Emily." "Woman:" "So the doctor told us that we were pretty much at the end, and talked to us about taking her home." "Smith:" "Right." "Um, and we weren't ready to give up at that point." "Smith:" "Sure." "Kari Whitehead:" "And so we called..." "Children's Hospital of Philadelphia just to say, you know, "Do you have any type of a clinical trial?" "We're at the end and we need something."" "Smith:" "Uh-huh." "And they said, "Well, actually, the T cell therapy has just opened, and we're accepting our first patient."" "Smith:" "T cell therapy is the brainchild of Dr. Carl June, whose background in studying both cancer and HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, gave him a new perspective to an old problem." "All the standard people trained in oncology went in with other oncologists..." "Right." "...and they didn't know about the potential, really, of HIV to apply that to cancer." "Mm-hmm." "Smith:" "The key to this concept is the manipulation of the patient's own T cells;" "the very foundation of the human immune system." "They are white blood cells that circulate throughout our bodies, seeking out and destroying foreign pathogens." "So what we learned was how to use HIV to reprogram a T cell so that then it can easily tell if it's a leukemia cell or a normal cell." "You know, we have it in planes' IFF:" "Identification, friend or foe." "Sure." "And we use that in the military to know when you see-- do you shoot or not?" "Is it one of your own?" "This is IFF for the T cell." "The T cell wakes up and it says, "That's foe," and it says, "Kill it."" "Smith:" "Now, Emily's parents were utterly desperate, but the idea of a treatment based on HIV was still troubling to them." "We were overwhelmed with fear anyway, Smith:" "Sure." "before we heard any of that." "The doctors said," ""You know, I can't tell you that this treatment will take Emily's cancer away, but I can tell you that she can't get HIV from this treatment."" "Smith:" "Right." "June:" "There are a number of labs over 15 years learned how to, if you will, gut HIV, and then what's left behind is a machinery so that it can infect a cell, but only once." "And when it does that, it doesn't cause disease but it inserts the reprogramming element that we want." "Smith:" "Although Emily was the first pediatric case to receive the treatment, three adults had already undergone T cell therapy." "In all of those cases, it was found that once the T cell began to attack the cancer, that the patient's physical reaction was extreme." "June:" "The first patient was treated in July of 2010, and he became very ill after we treated the patient, to one point where last rights were given, and two or three days after we treated him he had a 104 degree fever," "and that lasted for about three weeks." "Smith:" "Wow." "And it turns out that with Emily's treatment, the reaction was even worse." "June:" "The same thing happened as it happened in adults, but it was actually more vigorous and more violent." "She went to 106 degree fevers." "It was really touch and go." "Tom:" "You know, she spent 14 days in a coma because it overwhelmed her system." "It was absolutely brutal to watch." "The doctors said, "Call your family in, because there's a one in a thousand chance she's gonna be here in the morning."" "Emily just kept fighting." "She, you know, woke up on her seventh birthday, when she was coming out of it." "Smith:" "Thankfully, Emily survived the infusion, but because she was the first pediatric patient, nobody actually knew if the therapy itself would be successful." "But Dr. June hoped that her type of pediatric cancer was similar enough to get the same incredible results that they had seen in the first adult patients." "June:" "28 days after we treated him, they finally did a bone-marrow examination, because bone marrow's where the tumor is in leukemia, and it came back there wasn't any." "(laughs)" "We all were-- thought that was a great result, but I was really incredulous." "Right, this can't be true." "I said, "This can't be right."" "You know, "Can you do it again and look on the other side?"" "And so they looked at the other hip, and the same thing came back on day 31," "There was no leukemia." "♪" "Tom:" "April 17th, 18th, and 19th is when they put the cells in." "May 10th is when I got the call from Dr. Grupp." ""Can't find a cancer cell."" "They gave it to her, and four weeks later she was in remission." "What do we tell him about the T cells?" "That they went to boot camp." "Smith:" "They went to boot-- Your T cells went to boot camp." "What did they learn at boot camp?" "How to kill cancer." "They're like, you know, getting dogs ready to go eat that cancer." "Smith:" "Emily was the fourth patient in the trial, and all four patients went into remission within four weeks." "June:" "We had seen an unprecedented thing, where pounds of leukemia literally went away in a few weeks." "When you say, "pounds of leukemia,"" "you mean, someone loses, five pounds, let's say, and that's leukemia that they're losing?" "Yep, we did calculations on our patients, and they had between three and seven and a half pounds of tumor when we treated them." "Wow." "And so that's the power of this approach." "Amazing." "That better?" "Thank you." "All right, how you feel?" "Good." "You going to school?" "Yeah." "Every day?" "Yeah." "Ever miss?" "Tom:" "Just to come down." "(laughing) Grupp:" "Just when it's my fault, huh?" "Anything bothering you?" "No." "Tom:" "Now, if you didn't know that she was sick, you can't tell by looking at her." "You would never know." "Kari:" "She's just a normal, healthy nine-year-old." "Smith:" "So we've had full remission?" "Tom:" "Absolutely, yeah." "Kari:" "Yes." "How does that make you feel, as a doctor, when you come up with this thing and say, "Well, we've tested it." "We've tried it."" "And then you see a young girl, who was dying, she was done, and now she's cancer free." "I mean, that must be the greatest feeling" "June:" "It's an incredible feeling." "Yeah." "The reward of seeing that, in both the parents and the children, is... you can't describe it." "♪" "Smith:" "Now, one thing that Dr. June hadn't expected was that despite astonishing results in his early patients, that no one would fund the rest of his trial." "June:" "The reason our philanthropic funding dried up was we had the 2008-09 Wall Street collapse." "Smith:" "Right." "And therefore, a lot of the money that went to the Leukemia Lymphoma Society and so on" "Smith:" "Dried up." "That was done." "Just dried up." "And we couldn't get money from the government, and even to this day, we're under sequestration." "Smith:" "In desperation, Dr. June took an unorthodox step." "Normally, you can't publish your results when you have one, two, or three patients." " Right." " Smith:" "In the hope of spurring interest in the research, he released his ground-breaking results." "The first patient was on the front page of The New York Times," "Right." "and our lives completely changed that day." "♪" "Woman:" "When we read this, and we heard about Emily doing so well and it was just so hopeful to think there was another way to go about battling this without putting your kids through such torture." "Smith:" "Tori Lee was diagnosed with leukemia at the age of five." "She underwent four years of chemo and radiation before becoming the 10th patient in the trial." "Dana Lee:" "Within a month, I'd say, she was back in school." "Smith:" "Wow." "How long have you been in remission now?" "A year." "Smith:" "A year." "Dana:" "A year and nine months, right?" "Man:" "Nearly two years." "Dana:" "Yeah." "She's able to play with her friends and have sleepovers like a normal 11-year-old girl does." "Dana:" "Watching her, for so many years, struggle, was agonizing for a parent." "Smith:" "Sure." "And looking at her now, it's really incredible." "So, how you feeling?" "Good." "Any problems?" "No." "Not been in the hospital for any reason?" "No." "You're just perfect, in every way?" "No." "No?" "Okay. (laughs)" "So no complaints though?" "Smith:" "But here's the real headline:" "39 children have since been treated with Dr. June's T cell therapy, and an astonishing 90% of them have experienced complete remission." "So nothing hurt?" "Certainly speaking for myself, and I've been at this for a while," "I've never seen anything like this in my life." "June:" "These patients, when they enter remission, most stay in remission for several years." "There has been no therapy that does that." "Mm-hmm." "Smith:" "Now, while I was interviewing Dr. June," "I realized that we were no longer talking about treatment, but that we were actually talking about a cure, which, in my mind, immediately raised two questions." "So, everybody watching this is going to be saying, "Oh my god." ""Okay, how does this get out" ""from UPenn to the rest of the world?"" "It's probably gonna be out, you know, and FDA approved and available throughout the United States in 2016." "And my second question was, will this work for other cancers?" "What about other kinds of cancers?" "I know it's early days, Yeah." "but, theoretically, what are we looking at?" "There are about 300 kinds of cancer." "Mm-hmm." "And there are about 5 kinds, at least, of leukemia, and so many of those, I think, are going to be cured." "And that's why all these doctos are so excited." "I think you're gonna see people having great responses, where they leave the clinic and their cancer is gone." "And I think that is happening already." "We're going to see more of that." "We know we're on the right path, and it's really energizing to keep us pushing in that direction." "So this is probably the biggest news in cancer since... chemo and radiation." "This is one of those things that is a true paradigm shift, in this case, for cancer." "You're taking things that used to kill us to actually go and kill the cancer." "Yeah." "Now, if these response rates can be held to wider population, and viruses can be engineered to attack other cancers, then we have truly reached, in Dr. June's words, a paradigm shift in treating cancer." "And for all the Emily Whiteheads out there, this is certainly fantastic news." "I hear you like basketball." "Who's your team?" "You like the 76ers or..." "Penn State." "Smith:" "Penn State." "Tom:" "Yeah." "Oh, college." "Are you gonna go to Penn State for college?" "Yes." "Smith:" "Yes?" "Do you have anything you want to say to anybody out there who's fighting cancer?" "Keep fighting and believe in yourself." "Smith:" "Okay."

"Listen!" "We're not sure what caused the collapse." "Our boys were working the north end of Tunnel 5 when she gave." "But I can assure you, we here at the Hanniger Mines are doing everything in our power to get them out alive." "Calm down, folks!" "It's a routine questioning." "Tom was the last man to leave the mine that night." "Maybe he could shine a light on the situation." "Tom Hanniger is responsible for the collapse, but- but it was an accident." "And that's the thing we have to remember." "It was an accident." "This morning, at around 5 a. m., we recovered five bodies and one survivor." "Harry Warden was the only survivor." "When he arrived at the county hospital, he was delusional, violent..." "The five miners that died were all killed by the blunt force of a pickaxe, not the cave-in." "It was no accident killed those men." "It was Harry Warden." "He murdered those miners buried alive with him to conserve his own goddamn air." "Evidence suggests Harry killed each of them with a pickaxe." "Blood was found on Harry Warden's pickaxe." "Look, chances are very slim that Warden will ever come out of his coma." "Let's hope God doesn't waste any miracles on Harry Warden." "We'll rescue Trainor down below." "You vented the methane in 5. right?" "I know my job, Harry." "Like fuck you do." "Hanniger." "Just 'cause your daddy owns the mine doesn't mean you know shit." " You hear that?" " Oh, my God!" "Damn kids!" "Everyone out now!" "Happy fucking Valentine's Day." "Sheriff Burke." "Over here." "Think I waited too long to retire." "You and me both, Hinch." "Who did this?" "Harry Warden." "Harry Warden's in a coma." "Guess he woke up." "Where the hell is he headed?" "Come on, Irene." "Everybody's already moving underground." "Don't you think it's about time we joined them?" "I told you I gotta wait for Sarah and Tom." "I promised." "Christ." "Hasn't she broken up with that loser yet?" "Sorry to tell you, sweetie." "but Tom's the love of her life." "Yeah, whatever." "If that pussy has the balls to show up here again," " I will personally kick his ass." " Yeah, right." "Hey, guys." "Thanks for waiting." "Axel was just about ready to give up, but I knew you would come!" " Axel." "Hey." " Hey, Sarah." "Okay, so before we go in- snapshot." "No." "I don't think so." " Come on." " Come on." " Sure?" " Yeah." "Yay, 'cause you guys look so cute together." "Okay." "Say "Over-the-pants hand job. "" "You guys want one?" "No. we're good." "Come on." "Let's go." "All right." "Okay?" " You ready to party?" " Oh. yeah." "Hey." "Hey." "We don't have to go in there, Tom, if you don't want to go." "I can't believe you wouldn't take a picture of us." " Just stop, all right?" " What, stop?" "What do you mean?" "It's not like I won't take a picture with you." "I just won't take a picture with that asshole." "What's up." "Bruce?" "What?" "What is it about Tom" "That's what you get." "It's fine." "It's fine." "Everybody's here." "You wanted to be here." "Do you want to be here?" "Yeah." "Yes." "Sure?" "Yes." "I love you." "I love you. too." "I left the beer in the car." "Here." "Take this." " I'll go up and catch up with you." " Want me to go?" "No." "Go ahead." "Hey, guys!" " Don't be afraid." " Don't get lost." "Axel?" "Irene?" "Where are you guys?" "Hey, Wait up!" "Oh, God." "What, you think I was Harry Warden or something?" "Hey, Michael!" "Check this out" "Hello?" "Jason?" "Jason, is that you?" "Come on, dude!" "You're scaring me!" "Come on." "Okay." "I'm out of here." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Do you hear me?" " Sarah!" " They're dead!" "They're all dead!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Hurry up!" "Come on!" "Sarah!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!" " Don't leave him!" "Don't leave him!" " Come on." " Oh!" "No!" "No!" " Come back!" "No." "No." "Stay down, Harry." "Stay down, Harry!" "Tom?" "Tom." "You all right?" "Hey, Sheriff!" "Come on!" "Stay with him." "Let's go, idiot." "Hard to believe." "Harmony, this small-town slice of Norman Rockwell, is the murder capital of America." "The Valentine's Day celebration approaches, and it's been nearly 10 years since this God-fearing community was shaken to its core when local miner Harry Warden went on a killing spree, taking the lives of 22 men, women, and children" "before being buried alive in the very mine he once worked." "But after a decade, have the residents of Harmony been able to recover from the trauma?" "I'm here with County Sheriff Axel Palmer, who has this to say." "What happened was a long time ago." "We're all just trying to move on." "Sheriff, do you ever worry that these horrific events might repeat themselves?" "Well, I know you in the media would just love that to happen." "Why don't you people stop coming back here every year." "hoping for some kind of- some kind of fucking horror show, to mark the stupidest ing holiday a greeting card company ever invented?" "Eloquent, Sheriff." "You make us look like an inbred mining community." "We are an inbred mining community, Ben." "So you got any coffee in this joint?" "What's so funny?" "Your boss." "County Sheriff Axel Palmer." "If only your old man could see you now." "I don't know." "That's one intensely good-looking son of a bitch, if you ask me." "I should have my own reality show." "Yeah, I'm sure your exploits arresting hardened bicycle thieves would be a big hit." " Yeah." " Hey, Sarah." "Hey, sweetie." "Hey, don't forget to pick up Noah's soccer gear tonight." "Yeah." "I'll take care of it." "Hey, you, uh, missed me on TV." "Oh, yes!" "That's right!" "How was he?" "When you gonna dump this bum and run away with me?" "I get off work at 8." "Well, I'll be sure to tuck the top down on my Cadillac." "Ben." "Come on." "I'm sitting right here." "Sarah?" "I've got a doctor's appointment." "Is it okay if I come in late today?" "Yeah." "Get there when you can." "Well, gentlemen," "I got some Huffy vans to track down." "You want me to come with?" "No." "No, you can hang tight, Martin." "Finish your coffee." "I'll call you if I need backup." "This place gives me the creeps." "Can we meet in a motel next time?" "Yeah, that's a great idea." "We'll just pull up and check in." "I don't think anybody would notice a sheriff's car parked out front." "Maybe one day, you'll tell your wife." "Maybe." "I figure you'll be with Sarah on Valentine's, so" "I..." "I didn't get you anything." "You don't need to." "You already have." "I'm pregnant." "Tom." "What are you doing here?" "What do you mean?" "I'm here to sign the papers." "Oh, they moved the signing to Monday." "They moved it to Monday." "Great." "Well, you're here now." "Want to come in and have a drink?" "Yeah." "Okay." "We missed you at the funeral." "Of course, your father missed you long before that." "Oh, he could have found me if he wanted to." "You know, he'd kick your ass if he knew you were selling the mine." " It is what it is, Ben." " Bullshit." "That mine is Harmony's life blood, Tom." "We're talking families here." "I was assured that everyone would get severance and that the more experienced men, like yourself, would be kept on." "For how long?" "Three months?" "That's not my problem." "No!" "It's my fucking problem." "Those mines have been outdated since I was a kid." "But my father was just too stubborn to see it, and you know that." "So that's what all this is about." "All right." "If you need to make peace with your daddy... there he is." "I'm majority shareholder." "And I'm selling the mine." "And that's all there is to it." "Your dad and I protected those men!" "Selling the mine won't sit well with anyone in this town." "Well, come Monday, I'm gone." "Louis!" "Get back here this instant!" "Louis!" " Is Mel around?" " God, I hope not." "Mel has been dead for seven years." "Trade you the pooch for a room." "All right." "Come." "Yes!" "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, yes!" "Frank!" "Oh, my God." "What's wrong?" "I look so hot today." "Oh, yes" "Stay down, Harry!" "So you gonna be okay to drive back, or do you want me to put in for another night?" "I got a two-day haul to make in one day, if I'm gonna get back by Valentine's." "Ah, Valentine's." "Did you know that St. Valentine" " was a patron saint of love?" " Yeah." "Yeah, the whole thing started in Rome in, like, the year 500 or something." "They would have this lottery." "where young men would draw teenage girls' names out of a box." "Then that teenage girl would become their secret sexual companion for the whole rest of the year." "That's where we got our Valentine's Day cards from." "Kind of romantic, in a sick kind of way, isn't it?" "Uh. yeah." "It's, um, romantic." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "I got this." "Frank?" "What the fuck is that?" "Irene." "I make these for my own personal collection." "Look." "I'll..." "I'll pay you?" "I am no hooker." "You are now." "Shit." "Fuck." "Frank!" "Frank, you son of a bitch!" "Irene." "Put some clothes on before some kid sees you." "I don't give a shit about the clothes!" "Give me the fucking tapes, or I swear" " I swear" " Irene, two things." "1." "I don't want you anymore." "And 2, I know the gun's not loaded." "Fuck you, Frank!" "What are you doing?" "God!" "Frank." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, God." "Oh, my God." "Louis?" "Where are you?" "Louis?" "Where are you?" "Louis, you little shit." "Stop hiding from Mama." "Louis, you are in such trouble." "The closet." "Honestly." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Let go of me!" "No!" "What the fuck do you want?" "What do you want, motherfucker?" "No!" "Leave me alone!" "Jesus, Irene." "He took your heart." "Jilted lover with a screw loose?" "More than one screw, wouldn't you say?" "Irene never did the jilting." "I'm sorry." "Sheriff." "I know you two used to be an item." "Yeah, it was a long time ago, Martin." "We checked the motel registration." "There's a couple of fakes." "Not too many people use their real name around here." "If you know what I mean." "All right." "This name is real." "Tom Hanniger?" "Sheriff, we got a video camera." "You ain't gonna believe what's on it." "Sarah, I'm sorry I'm late again." "They found someone dead at the Thunderbird." "There's cops everywhere." "Have you talked to Axel?" "Go stock the display." "Hi." "Tom?" "Sarah." "You're still working for your folks, I see." "Tom." "What are you doing here?" "I had to come back into town to clear some things up." "Your father." "I'm so sorry." "Thanks." "Tom, where did you go?" "It's been... ten years." "You look even prettier than when I left." "Left?" "You say that like you just went off to school or something." "You just vanished." "Your dad didn't even know where you were." "We all started to think that you were dead." "I'm sorry." "That's a beautiful family you have there." "I guess it's not Sarah Mercer anymore." "No." "It's Sarah Palmer now." "I never thought Axel would settle down." "But he always did like you." "I should go." "Wait." "It's good to see you, Sarah." "Mommy!" "Hey, Sheriff." "How was your day?" "Good." "It was real good." "Why don't you go upstairs and brush your teeth, and I'll be up in a sec for story time." "and you can tell me all about it, okay?" " Okay, Mom." " Love you." "Bye." "Hey, Rosa, is Axel home yet?" "No, Mrs. Palmer." "All right." "Thanks for everything today." "I can take it from here." "Hello." " Hey, it's me." " Axel, are you okay?" "I heard that somebody died at the motel last night." "Look, I don't have time to talk now, but I just thought you should know it was- it was Irene." "She was murdered." "Irene?" "Hey, Sheriff, you want to come look at these tapes?" "I got to go." "Oh, yeah." "This certainly won't quiet the rumors about Harry Warden being back." "People can think what they want." "Doesn't make it true." "The talk is out there, Sheriff." "A lot of folks remember ten years ago like it was yesterday." "Yeah, and there's a lot of miner suits in this town, Martin." "It's not Harry Warden." "He's dead, remember?" "Sheriff, you got a Valentine." "Ferris, get me a glove." "Oh, Jesus." "Not Harry?" "Harry Warden is dead." "I shot him myself." "It's a copycat." "Just some sick fuck." "He wasn't buried in no cave-in." "They never did find his body, despite what the reports say." "Aw, hell." "The Hanniger kid." "What the hell is he doing here?" "Leave the kid alone." " Relax, Hinch" " You cocksucker!" "Hinch!" "Get" " Back up!" " Get the hell off!" " What the fuck?" "He's back because of you." "You were responsible." "He wants you!" "Easy." "You're in the wrong bar, kid." "Get off of me." "Red!" "Everybody. stand down, God damn it!" "Harry's gonna kill you for good this time." "You hear me?" "Hanniger, hit the door." "Come on" "Why?" "'Cause you people want to blame me for the shit that happened a decade ago?" "I didn't kill those people!" "Come on." "Come on!" "It started with you, Tom." "Half the people here know someone who died because of your fu" "Harry Warden killed them. not me." "I know that, but you" "Then why don't they blame you?" "I mean, you were the sheriff." "Yeah." "I just saved your ass, Hanniger." "For the second time." "But don't you worry, kiddo." "There won't be a third." "Good." "Oh, yes!" "Oh, yeah!" "What's wrong?" "Is it Noah?" "Noah's fine, but it's 2 in the morning." "What is that?" "It's an evidence tape." "Irene's murder." "I'm sorry." "I'll let you get back" "Tom Hanniger's back in town to sell the mine." "He didn't stop by and visit you. did he?" "Yeah, he came to the grocery store today." "I was definitely surprised." "Why?" "What's going on?" "The love of your life might be involved in some very deep shit." "He's not the love of my life." "No?" "You left this on the dresser." "It was the last time you and him were together." "Always brings a tear to my eye." "Axel, I don't want to fight." "It's" " I gotta be at work in five hours." "Yeah, well, I have to work now." "I found this tape at the murder scene." "If Tom contacts you again, you let me know right away." "Oh, God!" " Easy." " Jesus." "It's just me." "A little jumpy these days." "I'm sorry." "What are you doing here?" "I wanted to, uh, talk to you when you weren't working." "Well, I'm at work." "Well, you got 15 minutes before the store opens." "I shouldn't have left the way that I did." "I know I fucked up." "It was a long time ago." "You know, the second I saw you." "I instantly regretted the last ten years of my life?" "You sell those mines, you'Il regret the rest of your life, too." "I didn't come here to talk to you about that." "You have no idea, do you?" "This town depends on that mine." "Everyone here, everyone from the miners to the cashiers at the grocery store." "That's not my responsibility." "Yes, it is." "You ran away ten years ago, but the rest of us stayed to pick up the pieces." "We supported each other." "Don't you remember how much that mine used to mean to your family?" "I guess not." "Because you just ran away, and you just keep on running." "It didn't follow you for ten years." "It didn't?" " I faced it." " I can't." "I wish I could, but I can't." "I lost my way." "Tom, you can go back to that place where it all went wrong and find your way again." "Or you can just keep running the rest of your life." "It's your choice." "What do you got?" "I need a signature." "Get this in." "Tom?" "What the hell you doing here?" "Where's Ben?" "I need to talk to him." "You can't." "He's down in the mine." " I'm going down." " Like hell you are." " It's not safe." " I grew up in these mines." "Riggs." "I think I'll be fine." "Who's bleeding the lines on 3?" "Red'll take you down." "How's the hand?" "Just don't touch anything." "I'll call for Ben." "Yeah." "Hey, send Ben to tunnel 3." "He's got a visitor." "What the hell do you mean?" "Well, go and get him, then." "Stupid ass." "We'll rescue Trainor down below." "You vented the methane in 5, all right?" "I know my job, Harry." "Like fuck you do." "I know my job, Harry." "Like fuck you do." "Well, you know what?" "You couldn't find your ass with both hands." "Listen." "Well" "What do you want?" "Son of a bitch!" "Guys, trouble on 3." "Red's into it again." "Come on. let's go!" "Double time!" "You're dead, motherfucker." "Red!" "Red?" "Jesus Christ." "What you got?" "Oh, fuck." "Is he dead?" "Riggs!" "Is he dead?" "Get me out of here." " What happened?" " Get me out of here." "Come on." "It's jammed." "Give me a hand." " Got it." " Get it open." "Get me the fuck out of here." "What'd you do, Tom?" "What did you do?" "I didn't do anything!" "Shit." "Happy Valentine's Day." "That's quite the public service, Sarah." "Never one to break tradition, Dr. Miller." "Let me just steal one." "I won't tell if you won't." "Thank you." "Where the hell were you?" "I was in tunnel 3." "We found Red." "It was Harry Warden." "Tommy. come on." "He attacked me, and then I sat there, and I watched him kill Red." "You know how crazy that sounds?" "It's fucking nuts, okay?" "I know that." "But he was there, and he tried to kill me." "Sir, please. relax." "Okay." "You can get your shirt back on now." "Thank you." "Tommy, exactly what did you see?" "What happened to you?" "He was attacked." "By who?" "Nobody." "Harry Warden." "It happened in the mine." "What were you doing in the mine?" "I was gonna tell Ben that I'm not selling it." "And why the hell not?" "You find something in town that's suddenly worth staying for?" "Axel, you were always jealous of me and Sarah." "You mean my wife Sarah?" "Who lives in my house?" "Who is mother to my son?" "Who I share a bed with and have sex with?" " Axel. enough!" " That Sarah?" "Enough." " Harry Warden, right?" "He attacked you." " Yeah." "Besides the fact that he's been dead for ten years, how comes no one else saw him?" "I don't know, Sheriff, but I was there." "I saw him." "You know, this town's in a frenzy because of you." "I'm gonna put an end to that right now." "You want to tell them, or should I?" "What the hell are you talkin' about?" "Fine." "I'll tell 'em, then." "You see, Tom, my dad, who drank himself to death, along with your dad and Ben here, decided to take the law into their own hands ten years ago." "They killed Harry Warden." "Axel." "And Sheriff Burke covered it up." "We couldn't have the town fathers on the hook for vigilante justice." "You see, Harry wasn't buried alive in the mine, but he's sure as shit dead and buried." "And we're gonna lay that to rest." "Aren't we?" "Where is it?" "I don't know what you think you're gonna find." "Jim, just show me where the body's buried, and we won't have any problems." "Once we find the old escape hatch, it's just beyond there." "Sheriff, you really think that dangling a set of decade-old bones in town square is gonna clear up these murders?" "No, but it'll stop people from thinking the boogey man is back." "And then I can get on with my investigation." "Found the hatch." "Yeah." "Yeah, this is where we found him." "Bleeding at the hatch." "Over here." "I found it." "Or what used to be it." "What the hell is this?" "Animals must have got at him." "Animals?" "Was he dead or not when you buried him?" "Damn right he was dead." "There was no pulse." "There was no life left in him at all, right?" "I shot him." "I shot the son of a bitch dead." "Yeah, we buried him right here." "It was a better burial than he deserved." "And you're sure he was dead, Ben?" "There's no way he could be alive." "God damn it." "I want statements from the both of you." "And you, I want you back at the station now." "We got a dead miner to discuss." "Come on, Sarah." "Come on, gentlemen." "What were you doing at the mine earlier?" "I was doing my job." "You're the suspect." "Not me." "I didn't kill the guy in the mine, okay?" "I know somebody wants you to think that I did, but I didn't." "Relax." "We'll get to that." "So." "Why are you really back in town?" "You know why." "No." "I don't know why someone would miss their own father's funeral, but show up to sell off his only asset." "Well, I'm not selling the mine." "In fact." "I've decided to stay." "And why is that?" "You know she settled for you." "Right?" "My God." "What did you just say to me?" "Sarah settled for" "Stay the fuck away from my wife!" "You hear me?" "Stay the fuck away from my wife!" "Axel, calm down." "Lock him up, Martin!" "Lock him up!" "I can't do that!" "The mine foreman confirmed that Tom was stuck in that cage when they came down." "Somebody else was down there." "That's great." "That's fucking wonderful." "Fuck!" "Won't be long before Axel locks you up for good." "Just because Axel wants to think that I did it doesn't mean that I did." "There was someone else down there." "Yeah." "Harry." " But how?" "Why?" " I don't know, Ben." "Maybe to finish what he started ten years ago." "If I were you, Tom, I'd get the hell out of town." "No." "No, I'm not running this time." "I'm gonna find him." "If you don't find him." "I'm betting he finds you." "Or you." "Who is it?" "Damn Harry Warden." "Got me aiming at shadows." "Aiming at shadows." "Harry." "It is you." "No." "No." "I" " I" "No." "No." "No." "Shit." "I know the picture's ten years old, but that's all that we have." "Yeah, I know every store in the state are selling the candy boxes, but send Harry Warden's photo anyway." "Who knows?" "We might get lucky." "How many favors have I done for you?" " Yes." " Just make this happen." "So what's the problem?" "Don't put me on hold." "This is unbelievable." "Yeah." "Well, then, tell him to do it." "I don't care who does it." "Just get it done." "All right." "Yes." "All right." "Good." "Sarah." "Thought I'd bring you some lunch." "Have you seen Tom?" "No." "Not since yesterday." "Well, we lost track of him this morning, and Ben's missing." " I don't know where he is." " This isn't a game, Sarah." "People are dead, and Tom is the only one without an alibi." " Tom said somebody else was in" " The fuck there was!" "Jesus." "What is with you two?" "Look." "I'm sorry, okay?" " I'm sorry." " Sheriff." "What is it?" "We found Ben." "I'll see you later." "What do you think?" "We're being mocked." "Only three other people out here earlier." "I'm pretty sure my wife's not the killer." "Get a cruiser outside my house." "Find Burke." "Find Tom Hanniger." "They're our prime suspects." "Megan, honey, you can let that go." "Can you give me a hand. please?" "Axel wants us to get out of here quick." "You're the boss." "Okay." "Thank you." "How did you ever end up with Axel if you were with Tom?" "Uh. it was Valentine's Day." "you know. when, um" "When Harry Warden killed everyone?" "You were there." "Was Tom?" "Yeah." "But Axel was the one that was there for me." "But... he's not anymore." "Did you lock up the front?" "Yes." "Hello." "The store's closed." "Hello?" "Wait here." "Wait!" "I'm kind of a pussy sometimes." "Welcome to the club." "There's nobody here, Sarah." "Shit!" "God!" "Megan." "Okay, let's go." "Come on." "Let's get out of here." "Shit!" "Go!" "Go!" "No." "Fuck." "Come on, Megan!" "Sarah!" "Go, go, go. go!" "The back room!" "What the fuck?" " Oh, God!" " Oh, God!" "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "Help me. help me. help me!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come help me." "Quick, quick!" "Come on!" "Push it now!" "The window!" "Go!" "Go. go, go!" "Go!" "Oh, shit!" "It's locked!" "Sarah, we need the key!" "The key's in the desk." "Hurry!" " Come on!" "Hurry!" " Stop yelling at me!" "Fuck." "It's at Mercer's grocery store!" "It's Harry Warden, and he's inside!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "I can't get it!" "I can't get it." "Got it!" "I got it." "Go, go!" "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Hurry." "Oh, you can- Turn, turn, turn." "Come on, hurry." "Wait." "Something's not right." "Something's not right." "Something's" " Come back." "Come back." "Come back." "Come back." "Oh, shit!" "Oh, my God!" "Sarah!" "Sarah, help me!" "Help me." "Sarah!" "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "Oh, God!" "I got you." "I got you." "I got you." "I got you!" "Sarah!" "Where is he?" "What about Megan?" "Back alley." "She's in the back alley." "Okay." "Stay behind me." "Sarah." "Sarah!" "Stay behind me." "You understand?" "Yes, yes." "Yes." "Stay back, baby." " Oh, Jesus." " What?" "Sarah, stay back." "You don't want to see this." "What?" "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "They're gonna take you over to the hospital and have you checked out." "Why would he go after her?" "Everybody's connected to the mine." "Just like ten years ago." "Megan wasn't." "Maybe the killer was just trying to get to you." "What are you talking about?" "I'm not blind, Axel." "Let's go." "Noah, I'm just taking the garbage out." "Is your cartoon over already?" "He's here, inside the house." "Come on." "You want to take point?" "I'm retired." "...the highest building in the city." "Mr. Murray realized that there were no more miserable people left, except for him." "At which point, Mr. Murray shot himself in the foot." "Noah." "I want you to duck down." "Stay hidden, okay?" "Don't come out until I come and get you, no matter what." "Burke!" "Get in here now!" "Hello." "Sarah, it's me." "Where are you?" "I'm at the hospital." "What happened?" "Are you okay?" "You were right." "Harry Warden's back." "He tried to kill me." "I got away." "Did you see his face?" "Just the mask." "Sarah, I don't think it's Harry." "What are you saying?" "Do you trust me?" "Tom" "Do you trust me?" "Yeah." "I trust you." "Okay, good." "There's something I have to show you." "Tom, I have to get back to Noah." "That's fine." "I'll take you to him." "But I gotta show you something along the way." "Where can I find Sarah?" "Well, Sheriff, she just checked out." "What are you talking about?" "About ten minutes ago." "She left with that nice Tom Hanniger." "Sheriff." "Go ahead." "I just got that report in on Tom Hanniger." "You're gonna want to hear this." "It took me ten years to get that mask out of my head, and just like that, it's back." "You know Axel owns land up here?" "Yeah." "It's his daddy's old place." "Been there lately?" "Axel's not who you think he is, Sarah." "What are you saying?" "I'm saying I think he's responsible for what's going on." "The murders." "That's crazy." "Don't answer that." "Hello?" "Where are you?" "He's with you, isn't he?" " Yes." " Who is that?" "All right, Sarah, listen to me." "You need to get away from Tom now." "I'm not sure if I know what you mean." "Tom has been in a mental institute for the past seven years." " He is not the guy you grew up with." " Who is it?" "He was in our house, Sarah." "Rosa is dead." "So is Burke." "He went after our son." "And now he has you." " Noah." "Is he" " Noah's fine." "Noah's fine." "He's with Ferris at the station." "He's safe." "Look." "I know I've been horrible to you." "And I'm sorry." "Okay?" "You can leave me if you want, but just get out of the car, please." "Sarah, get out of the car." "Thanks for checking in on him, Mom." "I need to get home." "My mom said that Noah's not feeling very well." "That wasn't your mom." "I need to get home to my son." " Don't you trust me?" " Take me home." " Damn it, Sarah!" "I need you to understand." " Oh, God!" "Okay?" "I need somebody to understand." "Tom." "Tom, you're starting to scare me." "You're the only one that I can trust." "Okay?" "You gotta go with me on this." "I have a husband and a son." "Please, just take me home." "Axel wants you to think that it's me, but it's not." "Okay?" "I don't think you know what he's capable of." "I'm not gonna let you take that chance, okay?" "I'm not gonna let you do that again." "Fuck!" "Sarah!" "Where are you?" "Axel?" "I crashed the car in the woods by the mine." "Are you okay?" " Yeah." "I think so." " Oh, God." "Okay." "You go to my dad's old place," " all right?" " Okay." "You hide." "I'm on my way." "All right." "Shit." "Okay." "Axel wants you to think that it's me, but it's not, okay?" "I don't think you know what he's capable of." "Axel." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Oh, God." "Fuck!" "Oh, shit." "Oh, fuck." "Fuck." " Jesus." " Don't move, Axel." "Sarah, what are you doing?" "I found your hearts." "Hearts?" "What are you saying?" "Up in the house." "Your fucking Valentine's hearts." "The Valentine from Megan?" "Look, I'm sorry." "All right?" " It meant nothing" " I'm not talking about fucking Megan!" "The hearts, Axel." "The 300 fucking candy boxes you used to put the hearts in!" "It's" " It's Tom, Sarah." "Tom must have" "Stop it!" "It's your house." "Axel." "The picture of me and Tom, you took it." "It was there." "Tom must have put it there." "Sarah, I've been working the past 72 hours." "When would I have time to play psycho?" "You're the sheriff, Axel." "I mean, you come and go as you please." "All right, Tom, stay back." "It's okay, Sarah." " All right" " The both of you, stop fucking moving!" "Sarah, look at me." "Shoot him, and he won't move." "What?" "Axel, we're gonna get you help." "You are so full of shit!" "Sarah, stop it." "You don't fucking believe this guy?" "Axel, I know you hate me, and I don't really give a shit, but this is your wife." "Stop lying to her!" "Shut up!" "He's crazy!" "He was in an institution." "Oh, that's real nice." "Nice try." "Fuck it." "Just shoot us both." " What?" " What?" "Yeah, just shoot us both." "Do it." "Come on, it's your only choice." "If you just shoot me, Sarah, you'd still be down here with a killer." "What are you talking about?" "Sarah, don't listen to him." " Sarah. do it." " He needs help." "Sarah." "Do it." "You have to do it, Sarah." "Shoot us!" " Nobody's shooting anyone, Axel." " Shoot us!" " Sarah, listen to me!" " Will you stop it?" "No, listen to me!" "The words that Megan wrote in her Valentine, "Be mine forever"?" "Those are the same words written in blood above her dead body." "Isn't that right." "Axel?" "I'm gonna rip your fucking head off." "How did you know that Megan was dead?" "You told me." "No, I didn't." "And how'd you know about the words written on the wall?" "Sarah..." "What is that?" "It's him." "It's Harry." "It's fucking him." "It's" "It's Harry, Sarah." "Sarah, you gotta shoot him." "Sarah, he's right there." "Shoot him." "It's Harry, Sarah." "You gotta shoot him." "It's Harry." "There he is." "He's right there." "Shoot him!" "What are you doing?" "Shoot him." "He's right there!" "Sarah, shoot him!" "He's right there!" "Tom, there's nobody else here!" "He's right there!" "Shoot him!" "Sarah, you gotta shoot him!" "Shoot him now!" "Shoot him!" "Sarah, he's right there!" "Shoot him!" "He's right there!" "Shoot him now!" "Sarah, shoot him!" "Shoot him, shoot him." "Sarah, what are you doing?" "Shoot him now." "He's right here." "He's right here." "He's right" " He's right" "He's right here." "He's right here." "He's right here." "Harry's not here." "Tom." "No." "He's here." "Aren't you, Harry?" "You living inside Tom?" "I'm right here." "I fucking knew it." "Axel." "Oh, God." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Come on." "Let's go." "Come on." "Let's go." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Come on." "I want to go home." "I want to go home." " Okay." " We can't miss." "There's one bullet left." "Don't miss." "Tom." "Hey, come here." "You better check this out." "Hang in there, buddy." "Help's on the way, okay?" "Hey!" "Help's coming, okay?" "We're gonna get you out of here." "Can you tell me your n" "Right this way." "Yeah, yeah." " Oh, Sarah." "You okay?" " Yeah." " You sure?" " Yeah." "Hey, Sheriff." "Sheriff, look at me." "Look at me, Sheriff." "Where's Hanniger?" "Tom's dead." "I love you." "I love you. too."

"We saw the Earth destroyed." "And in a heartbeat, everything and everyone we knew... was gone." "There were five of us." "The crew of the space shuttle Odyssey." "And we were the only survivors." "A mysterious being who called himself The Seeker... rescued us and sent us back in time." "And now we have five years to live over." "Five years to discover who or what destroyed the Earth." "Five years to stop it from happening again." " Two minutes, everybody." " I feel something in my teeth." "Right there." "Two minutes." " Phone call, Sarah." " I can't take it right now, Walter." "It's your private line." "The guy said it was important." "Sarah Forbes." "Sarah, look at your desk monitor." "I think you'll be quite interested in what you see." "Come on, Troy, if this is you, this is no time for a joke." "We're going live in..." "Hello?" "My colleagues and I have found a specific combination of stronger..." "An improved understanding of the particular kind of cancer... and our own process of actually tailoring the treatment... to the specific needs of the child... raising that percentage to 95." " That's an amazing statistic." " Indeed." "We're very excited, and we feel that anything is possible." "Thirty seconds, everyone." "Cheryl, can you replay the special report for me when I'm out?" " Sure." "Replay what?" " The special report on cancer research." "Don't know what you're talking about, Sarah." "And we're live in five, four, three..." "Dad's on his way out, hands me the keys and says, "Wanna drive the Mustang?"" "Twenty-two years old and finally Pops lets me drive his car." "Yeah, he probably figured you'd wrap it around a lamppost." "Same reason Dad wasn't allowed near Grandpa's Corvette." " Then Grandpa himself hits a lamppost." " Tree, wasn't it?" "Don't you think it's weird that Grandpa's been dead 15 years?" "Dad decides to go up there, clean out the fishing cabin today?" " Yeah, I think they had issues." " I know the feeling." "What are you talking about?" "Dad was always proud of you." "Sure has a tough time showing it." "First he's busting my balls to get into space, he all but tells me to quit... and now he's behind me." "Marc, he just wants you to do what you really wanna do." "That's all." "I don't know what I really wanna do, is all." "What about you?" "You've been acting strange." "What's this sudden urge to take the NASA aptitude test?" "I'm just fooling around, man." "God help us if they ever let you anywhere near a launch pad." "Hey, listen, if you're just gonna drive around and suck sodas... you mind taking me home?" "I got..." " Hey, did you see that?" " Yes, I do." " Stop the car." "Stop the car." " What?" "Stop the car!" "Stop the fucking car!" " What in the hell is your problem?" " Hold on!" "Where the hell are you going?" " Here you go." " Thanks, man." " What can I get you?" " Iced tea, no sugar, no lemons." "Got no lemon." "Well, it's a good damn thing I didn't want one then, isn't it?" "Gracias." "Good draught, but not as good as German pilsner." " You know Germany?" " I was stationed there." " Eighty-six fighter wing in Ramstein." " No shit." "You're in the Air Force?" " Bird colonel, retired." " See any combat, Colonel?" "Two months in the Gulf." "F-4 Phantoms, mostly." "F-4s?" "I didn't know they had F-4s in the Gulf." "Oh, yeah." "Forty-eight of them exactly." "Man, I took a SAM hit, 20 clicks into Iraq, back in '91." "Next thing I know, I'm waking up with a broken leg in a Saudi hospital." "They transferred me to flight evaluation in Ramstein..." " and now it's just war stories." " We were stationed at Wiesbaden." "I mean, my dad was stationed there." "I was just a kid." "Your dad was a pilot?" "Yeah, he was in fixed wing, and then he was transferred to helicopters." "My name is Chuck Taggart." "Man, I knew who you were when you walked in that door." "I was at Canaveral for your very first launch." " Is that right?" "Did we meet?" " I'm John Miles." " You look familiar." " Anything is possible." "You believe that?" "I suppose I do." "Commander Taggart, speaking of Germany... man, you wanna see something really beautiful?" "Why not?" "I thought the end of the world was supposed to be in five years." " Hey!" " I come as a fan." " Oh, my first." "No smart remarks." " No, that's your department." "I think I'm gonna have my next book signing on Mars." "Oh, come on, don't sweat it." "It's the economy." "People aren't spending money on frivolous things." " Oh, frivolous, thanks." " That didn't come out right." "No, it didn't." "But I'm happy you're here." "Come in." "Tell you the truth, the idea just kind of popped into my head." "Popped?" "I remember a time when you actually enjoyed my company." "Yeah." "We had a good time on that last book tour." " You mean this book tour?" " What?" "This." "This is the book." "It just came out, remember?" " Oh, God, you're right." " Yes, it hasn't happened yet." " Yeah, because the past..." " Is now the future." "Right." "Right." " So what do you say?" " About what?" "Do we repeat the past?" "Shall we go this time?" "Oh, hell, I don't know." "I did love Shanghai." "We'll always have Shanghai." "So do we go to Shanghai again?" " Do you remember that old book publisher?" " The one I assumed spoke no English?" "And you kept telling him how beautiful his daughters were... till he punched you in the nose." "Yes." "Ruined a possibly brilliant modelling career." "Yeah." "Not to mention my favourite suede coat." "My God, Paris." "Why did you insist that we climb the stairway... to the top of the Eiffel Tower?" "Elevators are so bourgeois." "Stairways lead to heaven." "Not in the rain they don't." "I'm brilliant, darling, but I cannot predict weather." "Yeah, well, this time I'll take the elevator." "This time?" "What do you mean?" "Sounds like another fan has tracked you down." " Wait, where are you going?" " That's where I came in." "No, why don't we have lunch?" "I know this great French..." "Italian..." "No, I know this great sushi..." "No, I have..." "No, I know this fantastic French restaurant." "Okay, sweetie, I'm just gonna be over here browsing." "Relax." "Hello." " Dr Mendel, this is quite an honour." " Oh, yeah." "I am a great admirer of your work." "I am especially interested in your current project." "It is even more amazing, given the fact... that you must find a way to keep the world from exploding." " Right." " Keep up the good work." " We're counting on you." " Excuse me." "What'd you say?" "Anything is possible." "Oh, come on, this is embarrassing." "You're pulling people in off the street?" "Didn't you see him?" "A tall man, African-American man with a hat?" "No." "Hello, Neil." " You can't be real." " Do I look real?" "Yes." "But..." "Neil, what the fuck are you doing?" "Get in the fucking car." "What's your problem?" "Neil!" "A real peach, huh?" " '59?" " Yep, '59." "Bought if off an army pilot in Heidelberg." "Fella said it was the first 'Vette of its kind to touch soil in Europe." "That fella lied." "My old man had the first one in Europe." "When we were in Germany, he bet on the Irish sweepstakes, won $5,000." "Ordered the Corvette out of a catalogue, had it shipped all the way from the States." "He never let me drive it." "He let my big sister drive it." "He never let me drive it." " Where is it now?" "Did he sell it?" " He died in it." " Oh, I'm sorry to hear that." " No biggie." "It was a long time ago." "Crash landed three choppers, walked away without a scratch... then on the way to a fishing trip he hits a tree... going 10 miles an hour in the rain." "Barely dented the car." "Killed him." "Ragtop leaked." "He was probably trying to drive, shift gears, wipe the windshield at the same time." " He just probably couldn't see." " Well, hell, man, hop in and give her a spin." "Some other time." "It's a beautiful car." "Thank you." "Mommy, I don't like this place." "I wanna go home." "We'll go home as soon as we see the doctor, honey." "I promise." "Mrs Forbes, I was beginning to think that you weren't coming." "I'm Travelor with an "o." Dr Jonathan Travelor." " That is my son, Corey." " Hi, Corey." "I apologise for the absence of my secretary." "I believe she's at lunch, which is where I should be." "Oh, no, I apologise for bursting in like this." "I heard a news report on your cancer research... and I thought you might be able to help my son." " He's a fine-looking young man." " Thank you." "Mrs Forbes, if I consult with you..." "I must insist that you treat our conversation as strictly confidential... due to the highly experimental nature of our research." " I understand." " Good." "Well, let's talk about your son." "Are you sure that's what he said?" "When someone says the world is exploding, a foot away from you, you don't forget." " Who could he be?" "How could he know?" " I don't know." "And you know what?" "To be completely honest, I'm beyond it." "Beyond it." " What's that supposed to mean?" " It means that I don't care anymore." "You know... there are times when I wish the air on the shuttle had just run out." "And we had just drifted into our own oblivion." "I didn't have a choice." "I woke up to this." "So I can't second-guess fate, but sometimes, yeah..." " I wish I only had normal problems." " And normal feelings." "Personal and selfish?" "Well, now we're on the subject, I have a personal, selfish question." "May I?" "When we got back from the tour to the States, why..." " Did I break it off with you?" " Yes." "Because you were a bad risk." "And because I was falling in love with you." "Really?" "Was that so bad a risk?" "Kurt, are you kidding?" "With you?" "Come on." "You'd follow your dick off a cliff." "Christ, Angela, why don't you just take a crowbar and break my hand?" " Why don't you?" " Oh, come on." "You can't tell me that actually means something to you." "Wait a minute." "You were in love with me, and you broke it off." " To save myself." " To save yourself?" "To save yourself?" "Well, kudos to your exemplary heroism." "Bravo, Angela!" "Bravo!" "Now let me tell you one thing." "And I will tell you this once and never again." "I was in love with you, Angela." "I would have laid down on railroad tracks for you." "I would have given my life to you." "But you broke it off to save yourself." "And now here you are saving the world." "Fuck the world." "Kind of nippy for a swim." " Your dinner's getting cold." " Not hungry." "Your brother told me you freaked out today in that Mustang." "Is that right?" " Yeah." " Wanna talk about it?" "Not particularly." " Okay." " Dad." "Yeah?" "Did you ever do something so horrible that you just..." "That you just buried it?" "No." "Figured." "But I'll tell you something, Neil, I have not said things... that I'll regret the rest of my life." "And you look like you wanna tell me something." "What's on your mind?" "You remember when I was a kid... you and Mom sent me to that summer camp up at Lake Tyler?" " I was nine." " I remember." "When we got there, they gave us buddies... and I was paired with this kid named Isaac Sussman." "Became pretty good friends." "On the last day of camp they had this swim competition... from the shore out to this raft and back." "The day before the competition, Isaac chickened out." "See, I..." "I should've realised he wasn't a very good swimmer." "But I just thought he was nervous." "He was just this little guy." "Really looked up to me." "So I told him I'd take him out for a practice swim... the afternoon before the competition." "Just the two of us." "Build his confidence." " You okay?" " Yeah, I'm okay." "We made it halfway." "Let's go back to the shore." "All right?" "I can't make it, Neil." "It's too far." "Come on, skinny." "I can see the shore from here." " I can't make it, Neil." " Sure you can." "It's just a little farther." "I can't." "Isaac?" "Isaac?" "Isaac!" "Isaac!" "I just panicked." "Swam for shore... and waited for help." " Hell, Neil, you were just a boy." " Yeah." "Yeah, well, that's really easy to say now." "But he wouldn't even have been out there if it wasn't for me." "I don't know..." "I wanted to build his confidence... and instead I just..." "I took him out in the middle of that fucking lake, and I just left him there." "Dad, he died because I did nothing." "I just swam away." "Yeah, I remember when that kid was killed." "And I remember I was test flying at Fort Worth or something... and I thought it was your girlfriend or something." "I didn't know." " Why didn't you tell your mother or me?" " How could I?" "How?" "You were flying off to New Mexico." "You were in Arizona." "Eventually, I just buried it." "Until today." " Dad, I saw him." " You saw him?" "Who?" "This kid?" "Isaac." "This morning." "He spoke to me." "He said anything is possible." "Anything is possible." " He said he was an Air Force pilot." " And you believed him?" "He knew the base in Ramstein, Germany." "He had the wings on his jacket." "And Neil said he and Marc were talking about your father..." " at the exact same time you met this guy?" " Absolutely." "And the way you're describing, he sounds like the individual I met at the bookstore." "You know, "Anything is possible."" "And Neil's friend said he said the same thing to him." " Who's to say they aren't Synthetics?" " Absolutely nothing, darling." " Well, if they're not, who are they?" " That is the $64 question." "$64,000." "Here's another one." "Where the hell is Sarah?" " You're home early." " Where have you been?" "Oh, I had a production meeting." "Corey, where'd you go with Mommy?" " Doctor's office." " Paul, stop it." "Hey, big guy, go to your room for a minute, huh?" "Why do you keep taking Corey to the doctor?" "Hey, I've tried to understand everything you're going through here." "Driving me nuts is one thing... but I'm not gonna sit by and let you play mind games with Corey." " What are you trying to say?" " Oh, I'm saying it." "I love you." "But this thing, it's breaking me." "Now if I have to, to save myself, I will leave and I will take Corey with me." "No, you won't." "Hey, big guy." "Come in here a second." "Yeah." "I was just thinking that we're gonna go grab a couple slices of pizza... and check out that new karate flick down at the mall." "How's that sound?" " Is Mommy coming?" " Not tonight, big guy." "She's got a few things that she's gotta work out." "All right." "My God, you were a scrawny little kid." "You scared me." "I never knew you had all these pictures of you and your dad." "I didn't." "He kept them in his fishing cabin at the lake." "This looks like it was taken just a few months before he died." " I can't believe he kept all this crap." " Obviously he didn't think it was crap." "Well, he never let me in on that little secret." " Maybe it was your secret, not his." " What're you saying, Paige?" " Come on, you never got along." " He never got along with me." " I mean, you never got along with him." " Really?" "I think it was because you were too much like him." "Please, Paige." "Spare me the New-Age bullshit." "Yeah, every son is like his father, every daughter is like her mother." "But cantankerous, impatient, cheap and judgemental are not on my agenda." "I knew him, and he never seemed like a tyrant to me." "Paige, I lived in the land of no." ""Dad, can I?" "No." "Dad, may I?" "No."" "If it wasn't for our mother, I wouldn't have seen the goddamn moonlight." "Was it really that bad?" "When I was little it was okay, but when we got stationed in Germany... he turned into one miserable son of a bitch." "He'd fly all over the continent... he'd come home, my sister could do whatever the hell she wanted." "And he'd demand a full report from Mom about me... like I didn't live in the same goddamn house." " What happened to him in Europe?" " Hell if I know." "He'd fly all week, come home on the weekends... get in the car with Mom and be gone." "I worked like a fucking ox on that car." "He never let me drive it." "You drove your mother's car." "Paige, a teenage boy does not wanna go on a date in a station wagon... when you got a Corvette sitting in the driveway." "Shit." "Do you ever wish you could go back, live one particular moment all over again?" "What's your point?" "That's what I'm asking." "What's the point here?" "A car?" "Your father never let you drive his car?" "The son of a bitch was too cheap to buy a hardtop for it." "A hardtop." "Yeah." "A hardtop." "Or is the point... that at the age of 35 you were still so pissed off... that you refused to go on a fishing trip with him, so he went off alone... and died?" "I tried to get his attention in... baseball, basketball." "He didn't give a shit." "Straight A's." "Finally, I just gave up." "I just gave up and..." "I got back to Texas, I could not wait to get out of that house... and go my own way." "Become a pilot just like him?" "So why don't we open a nice bottle of Bordeaux... and continue where we left off?" " I wanna find my panties and go home." " Oh, come on." "Don't tell me you only came back here to get your underwear." "They're Italian, they're expensive and they match my favourite bra." " I just want them back." " You wore your favourite lingerie?" "Doesn't it even concern you... that there might be someone out there who knows about our mission?" " Don't change the subject." " I'm not." "Yes, you are." "A woman does not wear her favourite lingerie... to an afternoon book signing." "You had an agenda with me." "Admit it." " How did they get in there?" " I have no idea." "Come on, look, look, look." "How about I roll a joint, and you can wash my hair?" " How about I don't smoke pot?" "I'm a pilot." " Okay, okay, okay." "Why don't we go to this great Mexican restaurant I know... and order some homemade tamales and just talk?" " Did you hear that?" " No." "What?" "That." "Where in heaven's name did this come from?" "Neil, are you sick, honey?" "No, Mom." "I just have a headache." "I need some aspirin." "You should eat something." "You haven't eaten all day." " What do you want?" " Go back, Neil." "Anything is possible." "Go back where?" " Honey, I found some Tylenol." " What?" " Did you see him?" " See who?" "Shit." "Neil." "What is it?" "What's wrong?" "Neil." "Neil." "Go back, Neil." "Anything is possible." "He wants me to go back." "You are not going anywhere until you have something to eat." "If you're too sick to go to school, then you are too sick to go out." "You don't even have any shoes on!" "I know that we had talked about this being a possibility." " I'm not really explaining myself very well." " Mrs Forbes, it's late." " You said it was important that we talk." " Okay." "I have to know if you've spoken to your associates." "Is there a possibility for Corey?" "I mean, it's really important that... if there's any opportunity at all that I move on this right now because..." " Because of family." " No." "Because of time." "Yes." "I've spoken with my associates, and we believe that Corey would make... an excellent candidate for this new treatment." "Wait a minute." "Candidate?" "You're not sure you can help him?" "Well, there are no sure things in cancer research, Mrs Forbes." "But we would consider taking your son to London." " London?" " Yes." " In six months." " No." "Six months?" "I can't wait six months." " There is an alternative." " No, Dr Travelor, you don't understand." "My son, he's gonna die." "My son, he's gonna die unless I find a treatment for him now." "Do you understand what I'm trying to tell you?" "I can't fucking wait six months." "The alternative is China." " China?" " Yes." "The treatment originated in China." "I wouldn't be the operative doctor... but I can assure you he would be in the best of care." "It's his best chance of survival." "I can probably get him into a clinic in Hong Kong immediately." "Wait." "You expect me to take my child out of bed in the middle of the night..." " and fly him to the other side of the world?" " I expect nothing." "Paul's never gonna let me take Corey to China." "Sarah, you must do what you think is best." "Anything is possible." "Momma, Jenny won't let me play on the swing." "Jenny Taggart, you let your baby brother have a try." "He's such a brat." "Have I grown, Momma?" "Have I?" "Hold still so I can see." "Looks like 5'2.5"." " I'll never be a basketball player." " Chuck, you're only 10 years old." " Give it time." "You'll grow." " You think I can do it, Momma?" "You think I can be a pro basketball player?" "You can do anything you want." "All you have to do is believe in yourself." "But you became a pilot." " What the hell do you want from me?" " I want the truth." " What in the hell is that?" " You tell me." "Why my father resented me?" "Don't waste your time with that, Commander." "You might miss a real opportunity." "Like why you didn't go fishing with him that day." "Chuck, bring your old man a beer." "Dad?" "Shake a leg, kid." "You know, I ain't getting any younger out here." "Go back, Neil." "Anything is possible." "Go back, Neil." "Anything..." "Anything is possible." "Go back, Neil." "I can't make it, Neil." "It's too far." "Come on, skinny." "I can see the shore from here." " I can't make it, Neil." " Sure you can." "It's just a little farther." "I can't." "Isaac!" "Somebody, help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Somebody, help!" "Help!" "Somebody, help!" "Help!" " It wasn't your fault, Neil." " I should've tried harder." "You were only a boy." "There was nothing more you could do." "I wanted to help you, but I was afraid." "It's all right." "Things happen in life that we cannot control... and we cannot change." " We were friends." " We still are, and we always will be." "Nothing can change that." "Isaac." "Are you happy?" "Dad, is that you?" "Of course it's me." "Who'd you expect, Jimmy Stewart?" "Don't just stand there." "Give me the suds." "Not as good as that draught pilsner over in Germany." "No." "You take off the fuel pump and clean it?" "Problem wasn't the fuel pump, Dad." "It was the points and plugs." "But I asked you to take off the fuel pump and clean it." " Yes, sir, you did." " You didn't do that, did you?" "No, sir, I didn't." "So why didn't you just say that instead of all this bullshit..." " about the points and plugs." " I just did what I thought was best, Dad." "What you thought was best wasn't what was asked of you." " No, sir." " And that's it, isn't it?" "Somebody makes a request to you, you gotta do something different... 'cause you figure it's best." "You see the arrogance in that?" "Yes, sir." "Take that shit up into an aeroplane, Son, you're gonna crash and burn." "You should've bought a hardtop for this Corvette, Dad." " Ragtop's just fine." " Ragtop leaks." "It's raining." "It's not raining." "Anyway, who says I'm going anywhere?" "You're gonna tell Mom you're gonna take a ride in the 'Vette... but what you're really gonna do is go fishing up at the cabin for black bass... and you're gonna come back late for her party... so you're gonna ask me to go fishing with you... so when we get back she'll have both of us to yell at... instead of just you." "Why don't you go on in the house and help your mother with the groceries?" "No, sir." "I'd rather stay out here with you." "Well, I'm going fishing." "The ragtop leaks, Dad, and it's raining!" "So what if it leaks?" "It's my goddamn car." "I choose not to spend $2,000 on a hardtop." "Is that okay with you?" "You cheap, miserable son of a bitch!" "What in the hell pissed you off when we were in Germany, huh?" "I try to say something to you... you just say, "Shut your mouth." "You're catching flies."" "You're catching them now." " What in God's name pissed you off?" " You pissed me off, if you're curious." "You pissed me off, and you're still pissing me off." "Well, I'll tell you something your asinine ego won't let you believe, old man." "It ain't me that's gonna crash and burn!" " Bravo." "Seize the moment." " And fuck you, too!" "Who in God's name you think you're talking to?" "What in the hell are you doing this for?" "Doing what?" "We going fishing or not?" "These are your memories, Commander." "I'm only a tour guide." "Well, the tour's over!" " Where the hell you going?" " You can't run from this, Chuck." "That's right." "Turn a simple fishing trip into your own personal soap opera." "It's your life, Commander, no one else's." "Don't tell your mother I'm going fishing." "Okay." "Honey, come on, come on." " We gotta go." " Mommy, where are we going?" " We're just going on a little trip, honey." " What about Daddy?" " Daddy can't go on this one." " Why not?" " Because Daddy has to work in the morning." " Will he miss us when he wakes up?" "Will he be sad when he wakes up?" "Corey." "Shit." "Corey." "Corey." "You love your Daddy very much, don't you?" "Can I go back to bed now?" "Yeah." "Taggart has an encounter with a man from his past." "Neil has the same thing, and now we have this." "Kurt." "Somebody or someone is feeding off our memories here." " Kurt." " This certainly isn't part of my memory." " Kurt." " What?" " I need to tell you something." " What?" " Mommy." " Mommy?" "Oh, great." " So first we have a..." " What's wrong?" " I fell down on the sidewalk." " Did you hurt yourself?" " Angela, what's going on here?" " Look at that, you got a scrape." " You're gonna be okay, sweetie." " Angela, what's going on?" "You remember when we left Paris, and I ended it?" "Yes." "And when we got back here, I wouldn't see or talk to you." "Yes, you had the flu." " You didn't have the flu." " No, I didn't have the flu." "Oh, God." "Oh, God, this is it?" "This is it?" "This is..." " This is a glimpse of what might have been." " Or what might be." "What's your name?" " Anthony." " Anthony." " That's my father's name." " I know." "Come with me, Anthony." " Is it your birthday today?" " Yes." " How old are you?" " Five." "Look at the date on this." "August 7th, 2007." "And now we go to a live report with Sarah Forbes... aboard the space shuttle Odyssey en route to the International Space Station." "Before I show you around the flight deck, I'd like to take just a second... to introduce you to some of our crew." "Over here, we have our Mission Commander, Chuck Taggart." "Hello, Texas." " And next to him is his son, Neil Taggart." " Hi, Mom." "This is our Payload Specialist, Monica Stern." "And here we have our Science Officer, Dr Richard Palmer." "So far, it's been a fairly routine flight." "There haven't been many complications or problems." "If we're not on the Odyssey, then this is what it'll be like if we don't go." "Oh, my God." "We're living the day the Earth exploded." "Come and watch me blow out the candles, Mommy and Daddy." "It doesn't make sense." "It never does." "We can have this child, Angela." "We can have a family." "We can have five good years." "And they would be the best on the Earth, wouldn't they?" "Yeah." "What shall we do?" "This time... what do you want, Kurt?" " Chuck." " What're you doing here?" "You called me and told me to meet you here." "You said that it was really important." " Did I miss the joke?" " It wasn't me that called you." "It was him." " Who?" " You, too?" "Hello." " Now we got the whole Scout troop." " Lovely real estate." " You're drinking, Chuck?" " What's it look like?" "All right." "It's obvious we've all been experiencing... some pretty unusual behaviour." " Have you, Sarah?" " No." "I've been trying to save my son." " Yeah, from cancer, huh?" " No." "From herself." "Hello." "My friend from the bookstore." "Dr Mendel, once again." "A real honour." " Dr Travelor?" " Hello, Sarah." "Well, you are one bizarre and twisted son of a bitch, ain't you?" "I don't suppose you'd like to cut the carnival act and tell us who in the fuck you are." "Well, I could, but given the genetic limitations of the human mind... it just wouldn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense." " Try us." " I could tell you why I'm here." "There was a glitch." "There was a glitch in the time stream." "Five glitches, all travelling upstream." " I was sent to investigate." " So you're a time traveller." "No." "Travelling time, there'd have to be a beginning and an end." "And I've experienced neither." "See, my species exists outside of time." "For us, to paraphrase one of your greatest thinkers... time happens only once." " Why the head games?" " These were not head games." "Your species is bound by time." "What you do in each moment affects the course of your lives." "Each of you eventually would have bumped up against these... personal dilemmas sooner or later." "And each of them would have demanded personal choices... and those choices would have eventually sidetracked... the purpose of your return to this time." "Which is, I might remind you, to save your world." "I've simply hastened the advent of these dilemmas... and they may not yet be played out." "Well, since you know so much, what the hell's the outcome of our lives?" " This goddamn mission?" " I am merely an observer." "However, I can tell you this." "You five will become great players in the cosmic game of survival." "My advice to you is to choose well and trust." "The future depends on it." "Look, look, look." "You go on home." "I'm gonna stay." " You're gonna stay by yourself?" " Yeah." "A man let you face your demon." "I gotta face mine." "Chuck!" "Chuck, help me put this top up." "It's starting to rain." "I told you it would rain, Dad." "So now you're a weatherman." "You told me a lot of things." "Did you ever listen to anything I told you?" "Well, I listened when you told me about the stages of a butterfly... at that science fair when you were 12." "Didn't understand a word, but I listened." "You didn't wanna go to that science fair." "You're right, I didn't." "I wanted to drive to Paris with your mother." "But I stayed, didn't I?" "Went to your basketball games, your baseball games, and I'm not an athlete." "I wouldn't understand nothing, but I had to show up." "And I did." " And that was it." " What was it?" "Sometimes when a father, just for a second, wishes he never had a kid... no matter how much he loves him." "And any father who won't admit it is a liar." "With me..." "I had just gotten to Europe with your mother... pockets full of American dollars, beautiful car... all these great sights to see, and there you were." "All I wanted to do was come home after flying... grab your mother, jump into this 'Vette and head off to a hotel in the Alps... but I had this snot-nosed kid, you see?" "Who, if he wasn't getting his tooth broken in a game or busting his knee up... or trying to kill his sister with a tennis racquet... had this science fair he wanted me to go to." "Or if it wasn't that, he was tearing the TV apart... when all I asked him to do was hook up an antenna... or replacing plugs and points when all I wanted him to do was clean the fuel pump." "I was only trying to impress you, Dad." " I know that." " And you resented me for that?" "I never resented you." "What I resented was being robbed of what I thought was the great adventure of my life." "But guess what?" "You were the great adventure of my life." "I'll tell you this, nothing made me prouder than when you became a pilot." "Nothing." "You did that all on your own." "So I was an asshole for a couple of years." "You had to hang on to it for an extra 30." "Now your kids probably think you're an asshole." "Yeah." "They probably do." "So get over it." "Time is short, Chuck." "I'm going fishing." " Can't go fishing, Dad, it's starting to rain." " We gonna go round this again?" "Dad, you can't drive a car and clean the windshield and shift gears at the same time." "I have to go, Son." "Open the goddamn door, Dad." "I'm gonna go with you this time." "You can't, Son." "It's like the man said." "These events played out long before your world was born." "It's raining, Dad, don't go." "Don't go!" "Dad, don't go." "Don't, it's raining, Dad!" "It's raining, don't go!" "Dad!" "Be happy." "I love you, Son." "Dad."

" Is this on?" " That's fine." "I can break through walls, I just can't..." " That's fine." " I can't get this on." "So, Mr Incredible do you have a secret identity?" " Every superhero does." "I don't know one who doesn't." "Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?" "Yes, I have a secret identity." "Can you see me in this at the supermarket?" "Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl?" "Superladies are always trying to tell you their secret identity." "Think it'll strengthen the relationship." "Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego." "I mean, you tell me you're a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me." "I'm good." "No matter how often you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again." "Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know, for a little bit." "I feel like the maid." ""I just cleaned up this mess."" ""Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?"" " I could get to that point." " "Please?"" "Don't get up." "We're not finished." "Sometimes I think I'd just like the simple life, you know." "Relax a little and raise a family." "Settle down?" "Are you kidding?" "I'm at the top of my game." "I'm up there with the big dogs." "Girls, come on." "Leave the saving of the world to the men?" "I don't think so." "I don't think so." "Now an important bulletin." "A pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, travelling northbound on San Pablo Ave." "Yeah, I've got time." "Mr Incredible." " What is it, ma'am?" " My cat, Squeaker, won't come down." "Certainly." "But stand clear." "There could be trouble." "No, he's quite tame." "Let go now." "Thank you, Mr Incredible." "You've done it again." " You're the best." " I'm just here to help." "Attention all units." "A tour bus robbery..." "Tour bus robbery." "I've still got time." "Officers." "Ma'am." "Squeaker." " Cool." "Ready for take-off." " What the...?" " Who are you supposed to be?" " I'm IncrediBoy." "What?" "No." "You're that kid from the fan club." "Brophy." "Brody." "Buddy." "Buddy." "My name is IncrediBoy." "I've been nice, I've stood for photos," " signed every scrap of paper..." " Don't worry about training me." "I know your moves, your style, favourite catchphrases, everything." "I'm your number one fan." "Hey, wait." "You know, you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind." "Hey, look..." "Elastigirl." "Mr Incredible." "It's all right." "I've got him." "Sure." "I just took him out for you." " Sure." "His attention was on me." " A fact I exploited to do my job." " My job." " A simple thank you will suffice." "Thanks, but I don't need any help." " Whatever happened to "ladies first"?" " Whatever happened to equal treatment?" "The lady got me first." " Well, we could share, you know." " I work alone." "Well, I think you need to be more flexible." "Are you doing anything later?" "I have a previous engagement." "Now, you just stay here." "They usually pick up the garbage in an hour." " Hey, Incredible." " Hey, Frozone." " Shouldn't you be getting ready?" " I still got time." "He's gonna jump!" "I think you broke something." "With counselling, I think you'll come to forgive me." "Wait a minute." "Bomb Voyage." "Mr Incredible...!" "And IncrediBoy." "IncrediBoy?" "Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast?" "I have rocket boots." " Go home, Buddy." "Now." " What?" "Little oaf...!" "Can we talk?" "You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part to be true to." "Well, I've finally figured out who I am." "I am your ward, IncrediBoy." "And now, you have officially carried it too far." "This is because I don't have powers, isn't it?" "Not every superhero has powers, you know." "You can be super without them." "I invented these." "I can fly." "Can you fly?" "Fly home, Buddy." "I work alone." "And your outfit is totally ridiculous!" "Just give me one chance." "I'll show you." "I'll get the police." " Buddy, don't." " It'll only take a second." "No, stop." "There's a bomb." "Let go, you're wrecking my flight pattern." " I can do this if you let go." " Will you just...?" " I'm trying to help." "Stop." " Let go of my cape." "Take this one home." "And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing." "I can help you." "You're making a..." " The jumper." "You sent paramedics?" " They picked him up." "That blast was caused by Bomb Voyage, who I caught robbing the vault." "We might nab him if we set up a perimeter." " He got away?" " Well, yeah." " Skippy here made sure of that." " IncrediBoy." "You're not affiliated with me." "Holy smokes, I'm late." " Listen, I've gotta be somewhere." " What about Bomb Voyage?" "Any other night, I'd go after him, but I gotta go." "Don't worry." "We'll get him." "Eventually." " Is the night still young?" " You're very late." " How do I look?" "Good?" " The mask." "You still got the mask." "Showtime." "Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?" "You're late." "When you asked if I was doing anything later," "I didn't realize you'd forgotten." "I thought it was banter." " It was." " Cutting it close, don't you think?" "You need to be more flexible." "I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you must be more than Mr Incredible." "You know that." "Don't you?" "...so long as you both shall live?" " I do." "I pronounce this couple husband and wife." "As long as we both shall live." "No matter what happens." "Hey, come on." "We're superheroes." "What could happen?" "In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who didn't want to be saved." "The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, foiled in his suicide attempt by Mr Incredible, has filed suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court." "Mr Sansweet didn't ask to be saved." "He didn't want to be saved." "The injury received from Mr Incredible's "actions"," " causes him daily pain." " I saved your life." "You didn't save my life." "You ruined my death." "No further comment." "Shortly, another suit was filed by the victims of the L train accident." "Incredible's court losses cost the government millions." "And opened the floodgates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over." "It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity." "Time for them to join us, or go away." "Under tremendous pressure, and the financial burden of a mounting series of lawsuits, the government initiated the Superhero Relocation Program." "Supers were granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work." "Where are they now?" "They are living among us." "Average citizens, average heroes." "Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place." "Denied?" "You're denying my claim?" "I don't understand, I have full coverage." "I'm sorry, but our liability is spelled out in paragraph 1 7." "I'm sorry, but our liability is spelled out in paragraph 1 7." " It states clearly..." " I can't pay for this." "Excuse me." "Claims, Bob Parr." "I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion." "We're now officially moved in." "That's great, honey." "The last three years don't count because...?" "Because I finally unpacked the last box." "Now, it's official." " Why do we have so much junk?" " Listen, I've got a client." "Say no more." "Go save the world one policy at a time." "I gotta go pick up the kids." "See you tonight." "Bye, honey." "Excuse me." "Where were we?" "I'm on a fixed income, and if you can't help me," "I don't know what I'll do." "Listen closely." "I'd like to help you, but I can't." "I'd like to say take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on..." "Norma Wilcox." "W-I-L-C-O-X." "On the third floor." "But I can't." "I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor." "I wouldn't expect someone to resolve the matter quickly." "I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do." " Thank you, young man." " I'm sorry, ma'am." "I know you're upset." "Pretend to be upset." "Parr." "You authorized payment on the Walker policy." "Someone broke into their house, Mr Huph." " Their policy covers..." " I don't wanna know." "Don't tell me about coverage." "Tell me how you keep Insuricare in the black." "How's that possible, with you writing cheques to every Harry Hardluck that gives you a phone call." "Morning break is over." "I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs Parr." "What's this about?" "Has Dash done something wrong?" "He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class." " He says." " Look, I know it's you." " He puts thumbtacks on my stool." " You saw him do this?" "Well... not really." "No." "Actually, not." "Then how do you know it was him?" "I hid a camera." "And this time, I've got him." "See?" "You see?" "You don't see it?" "He moves." "Right there." "Wait, wait." "Right there." "Right as I'm sitting down." "I don't know how he does it, but there's no tack before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack." "Coincidence?" "I think not." " Bernie..." " Don't "Bernie" me." "This little rat is guilty." "You and your son can go now, Mrs Parr." "I'm sorry for the trouble." "You're letting him go again?" "He's guilty." "You can see it on his smug little face." "Guilty, I say, guilty." "Dash, this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office." "We need to find a better outlet." "A more constructive outlet." "Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports." "Honey, you know why we can't do that." "I promise I'll slow up." "I'll only be the best by a tiny bit." "Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy." "And a bit of a show-off." "The last thing you need is temptation." "You always say, "Do your best." But you don't really mean it." "Why can't I do the best that I can do?" "Right now, the world wants us to fit in, so we gotta be like everybody else." "Dad said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of." " Our powers made us special." " Everyone's special, Dash." "Which is another way of saying no one is." "Hey, Rydinger, where you headed?" " Hi, Tony." " Hey." " Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?" " That's kind of funny." "Hey, Tony, do you play football?" "Tony, I thought we were gonna go swimming." "He looked at me." "Come on, Violet." "Darn kids." "Sitting on the driveway..." "Oh, great." "Mom." " You're making weird faces again." " No, I'm not." "You make weird faces, honey." " Do you have to read at the table?" " Yeah." "Smaller bites, Dash." "Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat?" "Dash, you have something you wanna tell your father about school?" " Well, we dissected a frog." " Dash got sent to the office again." " Good." " No, Bob, that's bad." " What?" " Dash got sent to the office again." " What?" "What for?" " Nothing." "He put a tack on the teacher's chair, during class." "Nobody saw me." "You could barely see it on the tape." "They caught you on tape and you still got away with it?" "You must have been booking." "How fast did you go?" " We are not encouraging this." " I'm not, I'm just asking how fast..." "Honey." "First the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table..." "What happened to the car?" "Here." "I'm getting a new plate." "How about you, Vi?" "How was school?" " Nothing to report." " You've hardly eaten." " I'm not hungry for meatloaf." " Well, it is leftover night." "We have steak, pasta..." "What are you hungry for?" " Tony Rydinger." " Shut up." " Well, you are." " I said, shut up, you little insect." " Well, she is." " Do not shout at the table." " Honey." " Kids." "Listen to your mother." "She'd eat if we were having Tonyloaf." "That's it." "Stop it." " You're gonna be toast." " Stop running in the house." "Sit down." " Hey, no force fields." " You started it." "You sit down." "You sit down." "Violet." ""Simon J Paladino..." ""Simon J Paladino Iongtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing."" " Gazerbeam." " Bob." "It's time to engage." " Gazerbeam." " Bob." "It's time to engage." "Do something." "Don't just stand there." " I need you to intervene." " Intervene?" "OK." "I'm intervening." "Violet, let go of your brother." "Hello?" "Get the door." " Hey, Lucius." " Hey, Speedo." "Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack." " Ice of you to drop by." " Never heard that one before." "Lucius." " I like it when it shatters." " I'll be back later." " Where are you two going?" " It's Wednesday." "Bowling night." "Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius." "Will do." "Good night, Helen." "Good night, kids." "Don't think you've avoided talking about the principal's office." "Your father and I are gonna discuss it." "I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office." "Other kids don't have superpowers." " It's perfectly normal..." " What do you know about normal?" "What does this family know about normal?" " Now, wait a minute, young lady." " We act normal." "I wanna be normal." "The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained." "Lucky." "I meant about being normal." "So now I'm in deep trouble." "I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph." "Somehow I found cover." "What does Baron Von Ruthless do?" "He starts monologuing." "He starts this prepared speech about how feeble I am compared to him." "How inevitable my defeat is, the world will soon be his." "Yammering." "The guy has me on a platter, and he won't shut up." " ... three Municiberg, we have a 23- 56..." " 23-56, what is that?" " Robbery?" " This is just sad." " Want to catch a robber?" " No." "Tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling." "Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing?" "Just to shake things up." "He's not alone." "The fat guy's still with him." "They're just talking." " What are we doing here?" " Protecting people." " Nobody asked us." " You need an invitation?" "I'd like one, yes." "We keep sneaking out to do this, and..." " You remember Gazerbeam?" " There was something in the paper." " He had trouble with civilian life." " When did you see him?" "I don't see anyone from the old days." "Just you." " We're pushing our luck as it is." " Come on." "It was fun the first time, but if we keep..." " We have a report on a fire..." " A fire." "We're close." " Yeah, baby." " We're gonna get caught." "Fire." "Yeah." " Is that everybody?" " Yeah." " It better be." " Can't you put this out?" "I can't lay a layer thick enough." "It evaporates too fast." " What's that mean?" " It means it's hot." " I'm dehydrated, Bob." " You're out of ice?" "You can't run out." "Use water in the air." "There is no water in this air." "What's your excuse, run out of muscle?" "I can't smash walls." "The building's getting weaker." " It's gonna come down on top of us." " I wanted to go bowling." "All right." "Stay right on my tail." "This is gonna get hot." "Oh, good." "That ain't right." " We look like incompetent bad guys." " You get water out of the air." "Freeze." "Freeze." " I'm thirsty." " I said freeze." "I'm just getting a drink." " You've had your drink." "Now..." " I know." "Freeze." "Police officers." "That was way too close." "We are not doing that again." "Verify you want to switch targets?" "Over." "Trust me." "This is the one he's been looking for." " I thought you'd be back by 1 1." " I said I'd be back later." "I assumed if you came back at all you'd be "back later"." "Well, I'm back, OK?" "Is this rubble?" "It was just a little workout." "Just to stay loose." "You know how I feel about that." "We can't blow cover again." " The building was coming down anyway." " What?" "You knocked down a building?" "It was on fire." "Structurally unsound." "Were you listening to the police scanner?" "I performed a public service." "You act like that's bad." "It is a bad thing." "Uprooting our family again, so you can relive the glory days is a bad thing." "It's better than acting like they didn't happen." "Yes." "They happened." "But this, our family, is what's happening now, Bob." "You are missing this." "I can't believe you don't want to go to your son's graduation." "It's not a graduation." "He's moving from fourth to fifth grade." " It's a ceremony." " It's psychotic." "They create ways to celebrate mediocrity but if someone is exceptional..." "This is not about you." "It's about Dash." "You want to do something for Dash?" "Let him compete." " Let him go out for sports." " I will not be the enemy." " You know why we can't." " Because he'd be great." "This is not about you." "All right, Dash." "I know you're listening." "Come on out." "Vi?" "You, too, young lady." "Come on." "Come on out." "It's OK, kids." "We're just having a discussion." "Pretty loud discussion." "But that's OK." "What's important is that Mommy and I are a team." " We're united against the forces of..." " Pig-headedness?" " I was gonna say evil." " We're sorry we woke you." "Everything's OK." "Go back to bed." "It's late." " Night, Mom." "Night, Dad." " Good night." "In fact, we should all be in bed." "Request claim on claim numbers 1 58, 183..." "Haven't you got him yet?" "Where is he?" "Mr Huph would like to talk to you in his office." " Now?" " Now." "Sit down, Bob." "I'm not happy, Bob." "Not happy." " Ask me why." " OK." "Why?" "Why what?" "Be specific, Bob." " Why are you unhappy?" " Your customers make me unhappy." " You've gotten complaints?" " Complaints I can handle." "What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings." "They're experts." "Experts, Bob." "Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle." "They're penetrating the bureaucracy." " Did I do something illegal?" " No." " We shouldn't help our customers?" " The law requires that I answer no." " We're supposed to help people." " Help our people." "Starting with our stockholders." "Who's helping them out, huh?" "You know, Bob, a company..." "Is like an enormous clock." "...is like an enormous..." "Yes." "Precisely." "It only works if all the little cogs mesh together." "Now, a clock needs to be cleaned, well-lubricated and wound tight." "The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design." "I'm being metaphorical, Bob." "Know what I mean by cooperative cogs?" "Bob?" "Bob?" "Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr." " That man out there needs help." " Don't change the subject." " We're discussing your attitude." " He's getting mugged." " Let's hope we don't cover him." " I'll be back." "Stop right now or you're fired." "Close the door." "Get over here, now." "I'm not happy, Bob." "Not happy." " He got away." " Good thing, too." "You were this close to losing your..." "Please report to operating room 7 22 immediately." " How is he?" " He'll live." " I'm fired." " You think?" " What can I say?" " Nothing you haven't said before." " Someone was in trouble." " As always." "I had to do something." "When you say that, it's a month and a half of trouble for me." "Thousands of taxpayers' dollars." " I know." " We pay to keep the company quiet." "We pay damages, erase memories, relocate your family." "Every time it gets harder." "Money, money, money." "We can't keep doing this." "We appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over." "From now on, you're on your own." "Listen, Bob." "Maybe I could relocate you, you know, for old times' sake." "I can't do that to my family." "Everyone just got settled." "I'll make it work." "Thanks." "Take care of yourself." "What are you waiting for?" "I don't know." "Something amazing, I guess." "Me, too, kid." ""Hold still"?" "Match:" "Mr Incredible." "Room is secure." "Commence message." "Hello, Mr Incredible." "Yes, we know who you are." "Rest assured, your secret is safe with us." "My name is Mirage." "We have something in common." "According to the government, neither of us exist." "Please pay attention." "This message is classified and will not be repeated." "I represent a top- secret division of the government, designing experimental technology, and we have need of your unique abilities." "Something happened at our facility." " Honey." " What?" " Dinner's ready." " OK." "... contained within an isolated area, it threatens to cause incalculable damage to itself and our facilities, jeopardizing hundreds of millions of dollars..." " Is someone in there?" " It's the TV, trying to watch." "Because of its sensitive nature..." " Stop trying." "It's time for dinner." " One minute." "If you accept, your payment will be triple your current annual salary." "Call the number on the card." "Voice- matching will ensure security." "The supers aren't gone, Mr Incredible." "You're still here." "You can still do great things." "Or you can listen to police scanners." "Your choice." "You have 2 4 hours to respond." "Think about it." "This message will self- destruct." "You are one distracted guy." "Am I?" "I don't mean to be." "I know you miss being a hero and your job is frustrating." "I want you to know how much it means to me that you stay at it anyway." " Honey?" "About the job?" " What?" " Something's happened." " What?" " The..." " What?" "The company is sending me to a conference." "Out of town." "I'm gonna be gone for a few days." "They've never sent you to a conference before." "This is good, isn't it?" "Yes." "You see." "They're finally recognizing your talents." " You're moving up." " Yes." " Honey." "This is wonderful." " Yes, it is." "Hello?" "This is Mr Incredible." "I'm in." "The Omnidroid 9000 is a top secret prototype battle robot." "Its artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem it's confronted with." "Unfortunately..." "Let me guess." "It got smart enough to wonder why it took orders." "We lost control." "It's loose in the jungle, threatening our facility." "We've evacuated all personnel from the island." "How am I going in?" "The Omnidroid's defences necessitate an air drop from 5000 feet." "Its cloaking devices make it difficult to track." "We're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island." "One more thing." "Obviously it represents a significant investment." "Shut it down without destroying it." "You are Mr Incredible." "I've got to warn you, it's a learning robot." "Every moment you fight it increases its knowledge of how to beat you." "Shut it down quickly." "Don't destroy it." " And don't die." " Great." "Thanks." "Showtime." "My back." "Surprising." "We must bring him back." "Sound the all clear, and invite him to dinner." "Most important, keep things light." "Praise him." "Make him feel like we appreciate his abilities." " Am I overdressed?" " Actually, you look rather dashing." " I take it our host is..." " I'm sorry." "He won't be dining with us." "He hopes you'll understand." "Of course." "I do usually make it a point to know who I'm working for." "He prefers a certain amount of anonymity." "Surely, you of all people understand that." "I was just wondering, of all the places to settle down, why live..." "With a volcano?" "He's attracted to power." "So am I." " It's a weakness we share." " Seems a bit unstable." "I prefer to think of it as misunderstood." "Aren't we all?" "Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on Earth." "Everything at the table was grown right here." " How does it compare?" " Everything's delicious." " Jeez." " Hurry, honey." "Or you'll be late for work." " Have a great day, honey." " Thanks." " Help customers, climb ladders..." " Bring bacon." "All that jazz." " You have an appointment?" " I'm an old friend." "I just wanted to..." " All visitors are required..." " Go check the electric fence." "What is it?" "What do you want?" "My God, you've gotten fat." "Come in." "Come, come." "Yes, things are going quite well." "Quite well." "My God, no complaints." "But, you know, it is not the same." "Not the same at all." "Weren't you in the news?" "Some show in Prague?" "Milan, darling." "Milan." "Supermodels." "Nothing super about them." "Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves." "I used to design for gods." "But perhaps you come with a challenge?" "I was surprised to get your call." "E, I just need a patch job." "This is megamesh." "Outmoded, but very sturdy." "And you've torn right through it." "What have you been doing, Robert?" "Moonlighting hero work?" "Must have happened a long time ago." "I see." "This is a hobo suit, darling." "You can't be seen in this." "I won't allow it." " Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?" " What do you mean?" "You designed it." "I never look back, darling." "It distracts from the now." "You need a new suit." "That much is certain." "Where the heck am I gonna get a new suit?" "You can't." "It's impossible." "I'm too busy." "So ask me now, before I again become sane." "Wait." "You want to make me a suit?" "You push too hard, darling." "But I accept." " It will be bold." "Dramatic." " Yeah." " Heroic." " Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy." "He had a great look." "The cape and the boots..." "No capes." " Isn't that my decision?" " Do you remember Thunderhead?" "Tall, storm powers." "Nice man." "Good with kids." " Listen, E..." " November 1 5th of '58." "All was well, another day saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin." "Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb..." "Stratogale." "April 23rd, '57." "Cape caught in a jet turbine." "You can't generalize about these..." "Meta" " Man." "Express elevator." "Dynaguy, snag on takeoff." "Splashdown, sucked into a vortex." "No capes." "Now, go on." "Your new suit will be finished before your next assignment." "You know I'm retired from hero work." "As am I, Robert." "Yet, here we are." "E, I only need a patch job." "For sentimental reasons." "Fine." "I will also fix the hobo suit." " You're the best of the best, E." " Yes, I know, darling." "I know." "Don't answer it, honey, I got it." " Hello?" " We have a new assignment for you." " When can you get here?" " I'll leave tomorrow morning." " See you there." " Goodbye." "Who was that, honey?" "The office?" "Another conference." "Short notice, but you know, duty calls." " Bob?" " Yeah, what's up, honey?" " Have a great trip." " Thanks, sweetie." " I'll call you when I get there." " I love you." " So much." " I love you too." "This is your automated Captain." "Would you care for more mimosa?" " Don't mind if I do." "Thanks." " You're welcome." "Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan." "Perfect weather for flying." "Please fasten your seat belt." "We're beginning our descent." " Hello, Mr Incredible." "Nice suit." " Thanks." "Nice to be back, Mirage." "You'll be briefed on your assignment in the conference room at two." " D Wing, room A-1 1 3." " 2.00." "Got it." "See you there." "Edna." " I'd like to speak to Edna, please." " This is Edna." " E?" "This is Helen." " Helen who?" "Helen Parr?" "You know..." "Elastigirl?" "Darling." "It's been such a long time after all these years." "So long." "It's been a while." "Listen." "There's only one person Bob would trust to patch his suit." "You." "Yes, marvellous, isn't it?" "Better than those horrible pyjamas he used to wear." "They are finished." "When are you coming to see?" " I'm calling about..." " Don't make me beg." " I won't do it, you know." " Beg, no, I'm calling about suit." "About Bob's suit." "I'm calling about Bob's suit." "You come in one hour, darling." "I insist, OK?" "OK." "Goodbye." "It's bigger." "It's badder." "Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr Incredible." "It's finally ready." "You know, I went through quite a few supers to get it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough." "After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications." "Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it." "I mean, after all, I am your biggest fan." " Buddy?" " My name is not Buddy." "And it's not IncrediBoy either." "That ship has sailed." "All I wanted was to help you." "I only wanted to help." "And what did you say to me?" "Fly home, Buddy." "I work alone." "It tore me apart." "But I learned an important lesson." "You can't count on anyone." "Especially your heroes." "I was wrong to treat you that way." "I'm sorry." "See?" "Now you respect me, because I'm a threat." "That's the way it works." "There's whole countries who want respect." "And they will pay through the nose to get it." "How do you think I got rich?" "I invented weapons." "Now I have a weapon only I can defeat." "And when I unleash it, I'll get..." "You sly dog." "You got me monologuing." "I can't believe it." "It's cool, huh?" "Zero-point energy." "I save the best inventions for myself." "Am I good enough now?" "Who's super now?" "I'm Syndrome." "Your nemesis and..." "Oh, brilliant." "All right, try this one on for size, big boy." "Gazerbeam." ""Kronos?"" "Life reading negative." "Mr Incredible terminated." "This project has completely confiscated my life, darling." "Consumed me as only hero work can." "My best work, I must admit." "Simple, elegant, yet bold." "You will die." " E, I just..." " I did Robert's suit, and it turned out so beautiful, I had to continue." "It's great to see you, but I have no idea what you're talking about." " I just..." " Yes, words are useless." "Too much of it, darling." "Too much." "That is why I show you my work." "That is why you are here." "Edna Mode." "And guest." "Come." "Sit." " Cream and sugar?" " Thanks." " I started with the baby." " Started?" "Darling." "I cut it a little roomy for the free movement." "The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin, and can also withstand a temperature of over 1 000 degrees." "Completely bulletproof." "And machine washable." "That's a new feature." "What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?" "Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling." "Luck favours the prepared." "I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics." " Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers." " No?" "Well, he'll look fabulous anyway." "Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction without heating up or wearing out." "A useful feature." "Your daughter's suit was tricky." "I finally created a sturdy material that will disappear completely as she does." "Your suit can stretch as far as you can, without injuring yourself, and still retain its shape." "Virtually indestructible yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton." "As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing device, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of a button." "Well, darling?" "What do you think?" "What do I think?" "Bob is retired." "I'm retired." "Our family is underground." "You helped my husband resume secret hero work behind my back?" "Well, I assumed you knew, darling." "Why would he keep secrets from you?" "He wouldn't." "Didn't." "Doesn't." "Men at Robert's age are often unstable." "Prone to weakness." " What are you saying?" " Do you know where he is?" " Of course." " Do you know where he is?" " Hey, hey." "We got a man down." " Come on, let's go." "Are you OK?" "What happened?" "Break surveillance and engage." "Over." "Continuing sweep..." " Insuricare." " Oh, hello." "This is Helen Parr." "Bob Parr is my husband." "I was wondering if you could give me the number of the hotel he's staying at?" "The number I have is no good." " Mr Parr no longer works here." " What do you mean?" "He's on a business trip." "A company retreat." "My records say he was terminated two months ago." "So, you don't know where he is." "Would you like to find out?" "I am such an idiot." "I let this happen, you know." "The new sports car, the getting in shape, the blond hair, the lies." "Yes, he attempts to relive the past." "Now I'm losing him." "What'll I do?" "What are you talking about?" "You are Elastigirl." "My God, pull yourself together." "What will you do?" "Is this a question?" "Show him you remember that he is Mr Incredible, and you will remind him who you are." "Well, you know where he is." "Go." "Confront the problem." "Fight." "Win." "And call me when you get back, darling." "I enjoy our visits." "There's lots of leftovers you can reheat." "Make sure Dash does his homework." "And both of you, get to bed on time." "I should be back tonight." "Late." "You can be in charge that long, can't you?" "Yeah." "But why am I in charge again?" "Nothing." "Just a little trouble with Daddy." "You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?" "I mean either he's in trouble, or he's going to be." "What's that?" "Where'd you get that, Mom?" "You made a cool outfit?" "Are those for us?" "We all get cool outfits?" "Dash, you come back here this moment." "Hey, Snug." "Thanks for getting back." "I know this is short notice, but I was hoping that I could..." "What are these?" "Look, I'm The Dash." " The Dash likes." " Just a second." " Take that off before somebody sees." " You're packing one just like it." " Are you hiding something?" " I'm on the phone..." " Dash." " This is yours." "It's specially made." " What's going on?" " You're not coming." "I gotta pack." "What makes you think it's special?" "I don't know." "Why'd Mom try to hide it?" "Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me." " What do you need?" " A jet." "What do you got that's fast?" "Let me think." "Island approach." "India Golf niner-niner checking in." "VFR on top." "Over." "Island tower, this is India Golf niner-niner requesting vectors to the initial." "Over." "Easy, Helen." "Easy." "Easy, girl." "You're overreacting." "Everything's fine." "They're just all getting coffee." "At the same time." "Yeah." "You sir, truly are "Mr Incredible"." "I was right to idolize you." "I knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the bones of another super?" "Oh, man." "I'm still geeking out about it." "And then you had to just go and ruin the ride." "I mean, Mr Incredible calling for help?" ""Help me, help me."" "Lame." " All right, who did you contact?" " Contact?" "What are you talking about?" "I am referring to last night at 23:07 hours while you were snooping around." "You sent out a homing signal." "I didn't know about the homing device." "And now a government plane is requesting permission to land here." " Who did you contact?" " I didn't send for a plane." "Play the transmission." " India golf niner- niner checking in." " Helen." "So you do know these people." "Well, then, I'll send them a little greeting." " Violet." " It's not my fault." "Dash ran away, I knew I'd get blamed for it." "That's not true." "You said, "Something's up with Mom." "We have to find out what."" " It's not my fault." " Hundred percent all-yours idea." "Wait a minute." "You left Jack-Jack alone?" " Of course we got a sitter." " We got someone, Mom." " We wouldn't do that." " Thanks a lot." "All right, well, who'd you get?" "You don't have to worry about one thing." "I've got baby-sitting wired." "I've taken courses, learned CPR," " excellent marks and certificates." " Kari." "I brought Mozart to play while he sleeps because experts say Mozart makes babies smarter." "Kari..." "They don't have to listen cos they're asleep." "I wish my parents played Mozart because I often don't know what anyone's talking about." "Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this." "I'll pay you for your trouble, but I'd rather call a service." "There's really no need." "I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out." "Can't I, little baby?" "I can handle it." "Who can handle it?" "India Golf niner-niner transmitting in the blind guard." "Disengage." "Disengage." " Friendlies..." " Call off the missiles." " I'll do anything." " Too late." "Fifteen years too late." "...south-southwest of your position." "Angels ten." "Track east." "Vi." "Put a force field around the plane." "You said not to use our powers." "I know." "Listen to what I'm saying now." "Disengage." "Repeat, disengage." " Mom?" " Violet." "Mayday." "India Golf niner-niner is buddy-spiked." "There are children aboard." " There are children aboard." " No." " Put a field around us!" " I've never done one that big." "Do it now." "Abort." "Abort." "Brace yourselves." " Mom." " Everybody calm down." "I'll tell you what we're not gonna do." "We're not gonna panic, we're..." "Look out." " Who's idea was this?" " What are we gonna do?" " Who's idea was this?" " What are we gonna do?" "We're dead." " It blew up." " We survived but we're dead." "Stop it." "We are not gonna die." "Both of you will get a grip." "Or so help me I will ground you for a month." "Understand?" "We have a confirmed hit." "Target was destroyed." "You'll get over it." "I seem to recall you prefer to "work alone"." "Release me." "Now." " Or what?" " I'll crush her." "That sounds a little dark for you." "Well, go ahead." "It'll be easy." "Like breaking a toothpick." "Show me." "I knew you couldn't do it." "Even when you have nothing to lose." "You're weak." "And I've outgrown you." "Those were short-range missiles." "Land-based." "That way is our best bet." "You want to go toward the people that tried to kill us?" " If it means land, yes." " Do you expect us to swim there?" "I expect you to trust me." "What a trooper." "I'm so proud of you." "Thanks, Mom." "I think your father is in trouble." "If you haven't noticed, we're not doing so hot." "I'm going to look for him." "So you're in charge until I get back, Violet." " What?" " You heard her." "Put these on." "Your identity is your most valuable possession." "Protect it." "And if anything goes wrong, use your powers." " But you said never to use..." " I know what I said." "Remember the bad guys on those shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings?" "Well, these guys are not like those guys." "They won't exercise restraint because you're children." "They will kill you if they get the chance." "Do not give them that chance." " Mom?" " Vi, I'm counting on you." " There's..." " I'm counting on you." "Be strong." "Dash, if anything goes wrong, I want you to run as fast as you can." " As fast as I can?" " As fast as you can." "Stay hidden." "Keep each other safe." "I'll be back by morning." "Mom." "Mom, what happened on the plane." "I'm sorry." "I wanted to help." "When you asked me to..." "I'm sorry." "It isn't your fault." "It wasn't fair for me to suddenly ask so much of you." "But things are different now." "And doubt is a luxury we can't afford anymore, sweetie." "You have more power than you realize." "Don't think." "And don't worry." "If the time comes, you'll know what to do." "It's in your blood." "He's not weak, you know." "What?" "Valuing life is not weakness." "If you're talking about what happened in the containment unit," " I had everything under control." " And disregarding it is not strength." "I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all." "I knew he wouldn't have it in him to..." "Next time you gamble, bet your own life." "A rocket?" "Well, not that this isn't fun, but I'm gonna go look around." "What do you think is going on here?" "You think we're on vacation?" "Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy." "Or worse." "Their marriage." "Their marriage?" "So the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom and Dad's marriage." "Forget it." "You're so immature." " I'm gonna go look around." " Mom said to stay hidden." "I'm not gonna leave the cave." "Cool." "Cool." "Roger." "We are ready for launch." " Vi." " What did you do?" "ETA two- niner." "Over." "TCI clear." "Condition yellow." "Status norm." "Not responding to IFF." "IRCM reads negative." " Bob." " What?" "I didn't say anything." "Identification, please." " Hey." "Hey, Violet." "Come here, look." " What?" " It talks." " What?" "There." "That one." "Voice key incorrect." " "Voice key"?" " Voice key incorrect." "Wait a second." " What do we do?" " Run." " Where are we going?" " Away from here." "Intruder alert." " There isn't much time." " No, there isn't." "In fact, there's no time at all." " Please..." " Why are you here?" "How can you possibly bring me lower?" "What more can you take away from me?" "Family survived the crash." " They're here on the island." " They're alive?" " Helen?" " Hello." "You must be Mrs..." " She was helping me to escape." " No." "That's what I was doing." "Let go of me." "Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep." "How could I betray the perfect woman?" " You're referring to me now?" " Where are the kids?" " They triggered the alert." " What?" " Security's in the jungle." "Get going." " Our kids are in danger?" "Why'd you bring them?" "They stowed away." "You're not striking the proper tone." " Think they're supers?" " Dash, remember what Mom said." " What?" " Stop talking." " Hold it." "Freeze." " Dash, run." " What?" " Run." " They're supers." " Get the boy." "Show yourself." "I'm alive." "Yeah." "I should've told you I was fired, I admit it." " I didn't want you to worry." " You didn't want me to worry?" "We're running for our lives through a jungle." "You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm just happy you're alive." "I know you're there, Little Miss Disappear." "You can't hide from me." " There you are." " Hey." "Don't touch my sister." " How are you doing that?" " I don't know." "Whatever you do, don't stop." "Mom." "Dad." "Kids." "You're all right." " We were worried." " I thought I'd never see you again." "I love you." "Time-out." "What have we here?" "Matching uniforms?" "Oh, no." "Elastigirl?" "You married Elastigirl?" "And got busy." "It's a whole family of supers." "Looks like I've hit the jackpot." "This is just too good." " The ship's unique design..." " There were no fatalities..." "Oh, come on." "You gotta admit, this is cool." "Just like a movie." "The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage." "Throngs of screaming people." "And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day." "I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were." "You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?" "I'm real." "Real enough to defeat you." "I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers." "I'll give them heroics." "The most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen." "And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes." "Everyone can be super." "And when everyone's super no one will be." "Take cover." "Fire at will." "It's overwhelming the tanks." "I'm sorry." "This is my fault." "I've been a lousy father." "Blind to what I have." "So obsessed with being undervalued" " that I undervalued all of you." " Dad?" "Don't interrupt." "So caught up in the past that I..." "You are my greatest adventure." "And I almost missed it." "I swear, I'm gonna get us out of this safely if I..." "Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today but I think it's time we wind down now." "We need to get back to the mainland." "I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in." "Where are all the guards?" "Go, go." "Hey, every time they run, you take a shot." "This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets." " A jet's not fast enough." " What's faster than a jet?" "How about a rocket?" " Great." "I can't fly a rocket." " You don't have to." "Use the coordinates from the last launch." "Wait." "I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now." " How do I get into the computer?" " Say please." " Honey?" " What?" " Where is my supersuit?" " What?" "Where is my supersuit?" " I put it away." " Where?" "Why do you need to know?" "I need it." "Don't think about running off to doing no derring'-do." "We've planned this dinner for two months." " The public is in danger." " My evening's in danger." "Tell me where my suit is." "We are talking about the greater good." ""Greater good"?" "I am your wife." "I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get." "Run." "My baby." " The supers have returned." " Is that Fironic?" " Fironic?" " No, Fironic has a different outfit." "No, no, I'm a new superhero." "I'm Syndrome." "All right, stand back." "Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners." " Are we there yet?" " We get there when we get there." "How you doing, honey?" "Do I have to answer?" "Kids, strap yourselves down like I told you." "Here we go, honey." "Ready, Violet?" "Ready?" "Now." "This is gonna be rough." "It's in the financial district." "Which exit?" "Traction Avenue." " That's downtown." "What about Seventh?" " Don't take Seventh." " We missed it." " Ask how to get there, I told you." " Traction." " That's downtown." "Get in the right lane." "Signal." " Not Traction." " You're gonna miss it." "Is everybody OK back there?" " Super-duper, Dad." " Let's do that again." "Wait here and stay hidden." "I'm going in." "While I watch helplessly from the sidelines?" " I don't think so." " I'm asking you to wait there." "I'm telling you not a chance." "I'm with you for better or worse." "I have to do this alone." " What is this to you?" "Playtime?" " No." " So you can be Mr Incredible?" " No." " Then what?" " I'm not..." " I'm not strong enough." " This will make you stronger?" " Yes." "No." " That's what this is?" "A workout?" "I can't lose you again." "I can't." "Not again." "I'm not strong enough." "If we work together, you won't have to be." "I don't know what'll happen." "We're superheroes." "What can happen?" "Vi." "Dash." "No." "Violet?" " Dad." " Go, go." " I'm OK, Mom." "Really." " Stay here, OK?" "Frozone." "Yeah." "Bob." "Hey." "Syndrome's remote." "The remote controls the robot." " Throw it, throw it." " Go long." "Got it." "Honey, take out its guns." "Gotcha." "I've got it." "I've got the remote." "A remote?" "A remote that controls what?" "The robot?" "It's coming back." " That wasn't right." " Give me that." "We can't stop it." "The only thing that can penetrate it is itself." "It's getting closer." " It doesn't work." " Kids." "It's not doing anything." " Buy us some time." " Try the one next to it." "Honey." "Wait a minute." "Press that button again." " No, the other one." "The first one." " First button." "Got it." " It's getting closer." " Look out." " Get out of here." " We're not going anywhere." " Press the button." " Not yet." " Hang on." " What are you waiting for?" "A closer target." "You got one shot." "Everybody duck." "Hey, Zone." "No." "Did you see that?" "That's the way to do it." " That's old school." " Yeah." "No school like the old school." "Just like old times." "Yeah." "Hurt then too." "We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets." "If he even sneezes, we'll be there with a hanky and some handcuffs." "Our country are indebted to you." " Can we come out of hiding?" " Let the politicians figure that out." "I've been asked to assure you we'll take care of everything else." "You did good." "Hi, this is Kari." "I have a question about Jack" " Jack..." "Come on." "We're in a limo." "Hey, you're wearing your hair back?" " Yeah, I just... yeah." " It looks good." " Thanks." " That was cool when you threw that car." "Not as cool as you running on water." "That was sweet when you snagged that bad guy with your arm and whiplashed him into the other guy." "Sweet." " I'm trying to listen to messages." " Mrs Parr, it's me." "Jack" " Jack is fine, but weird things are happening." "Jack" " Jack's still fine, but I'm weirded out." "When are you coming back?" "...aced those guys that tried to kill us." "That was the best vacation ever." "I love our family." "I'm not fine, Mrs Parr." "Put that down." "Stop it." "You need to call me." "I need help, Mrs..." "Bob, listen to this." "I'm gonna call the police..." "Hi, this is Kari." "Sorry for freaking out, but your baby has special needs." "Thanks for sending a replacement." "I didn't call a replacement." "The baby is sleeping." "You took away my future." "I'm returning the favour." "Don't worry, I'll be a good mentor." "Supportive, encouraging." "Everything you weren't." "And in time, who knows, he might make a good sidekick." "He's getting away, Bob." "We have to do something." "What's happening?" " Stop him." "Throw something." " I might hit Jack-Jack." "Throw me." "Bob, throw me." "No." "This isn't the end of it." "I will get your son, eventually." "I'll get your son." "Oh, no." "Look at Mommy, honey." "Don't look down." "Mommy's got you." "Everything is all right." "That's my girl." "Does this mean we have to move again?" "Oh, man." "That was totally wicked." "Do we have to have cheerleaders at the track meet?" " What is that all about?" " I thought it was more..." " You're Violet, right?" " That's me." " See you, Vi." " You look different." "I feel different." "Is different OK?" "Different is great." "Would you..." " Yeah?" " Do you think maybe you and I..." " Yeah?" " You know, do you..." "I like movies." "I'll buy the popcorn." "OK?" "A movie." "There you go." "Yeah." " Wait, so Friday?" " Friday." " Go, Dash, go." " Run." "Come on, run." "Pick up the pace." "Run." "Pull back." "Pace it." "Slow down just a little bit." " Make it close." " Second." "Close second, yeah." "That's my boy." "Dash, I'm so proud of you." "I didn't know what the heck you wanted me to do." "Behold the Underminer." "I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me." "I hereby declare war on peace and happiness." "Soon all will tremble before me."

"Lo siento." "I'm sorry." "Campus police." "I just thought you might need help getting home." "I'm sorry." "Were you speaking Spanish?" "Yes, I'm-I'm..." "I'm from Peru." "Sí." "Everything is okay." "I'm just taking the lady home." "I'll need to see your ID." "Not yours, ma'am." "His." "One of our uniforms was stolen out of a locker tonight." "I've been here ten years, and I don't recognize you." "Like I told the lady, I just started working here." "Here's my I.D." "♪ NCIS:" "LA 7x03 ♪ Driving Miss Diaz Original Air Date on October 5, 2015" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "♪ ♪" "Well, it's that time again." "The bi-monthly office security assessment." "Boy, oh, boy." "Really?" "Bi-monthly-- does that mean that it's twice a month, or is it every two months?" "Come on, G." "This stuff is important." "Or does it swing both ways?" "I'm not giving you the Cliff Notes version again." "Read it yourself." "Just as I thought--swings both ways." "See, now, that is confusing." "Okay." "I will read it." "Can't read that." "Come on." "It was two seconds." " No." "I'm telling you that it's not able to be read." "Copier must be out of toner." "They've been giving us copies like this for days." "The hell with it." "I'm changing the toner myself." "You're gonna what?" "I'm gonna change the toner myself." "It's ridiculous." "Enough is enough." "You're changing the toner?" "I'm doing what no one else here is willing to do." "Do you know what you're doing?" "It's not rocket science." "Okay?" "It's like changing a roll of toilet tissue." "When it runs out and it's empty, you put a new one on." "You don't ignore it." "Oh, you're not gonna let me forget that, are you?" "I didn't know where you kept your extra rolls." "You could have looked." "How hard was that?" "Um... what are you doing?" "I am changing the toner." "It's still not working." "Yeah, that's because I just changed it, so, you just put the old toner back in." "Huh." "That's kind of like taking the new toilet paper off the roll and replacing it with used toilet paper." "I'm just saying I've never done anything like that." "Oh, problem with the copier?" "Did you try, uh, changing the toner?" "Okay." "We, uh, got a case." "I'll switch it back." "Thank you." "Lesson still applies." "That toner should have been changed yesterday." "We waiting for Kensi and Deeks?" "No." "Play it, Beale." "This was two nights ago on the campus of Gateway University." "Both men perished at the scene." "Gateway?" "That's in St. Louis, right?" "We taking a trip?" "Only back in time, Agent Hanna." "The shooter was a disgraced" "Lieutenant in the Peruvian Army who worked directly under General Alfredo Silva." "Silva?" "He was the leader of Grupo Patria back in the '90s, right?" "Yeah, Peruvian death squads." "They killed a lot of people." "Including 32 civilians at a political gathering in 1997 in the town of Posta." "For years, the Global Criminal Tribunal at the Hague has sought charges against Silva for crimes against humanity." "Yeah, but nothing ever seems to stick." "Silva is a master at silencing witnesses." "But now the Tribunal thinks they may have found a young girl who survived the Posta massacre." "A daughter of one of the victims." "The woman you see here is one of four young women the Tribunal suspects may actually be that survivor." "It's 20 years later." "Why now?" "Silva is running for President of Peru." "And doing nicely in the polls, I might add." "GRANGER Let's just say the case took on a renewed urgency." "If the Tribunal can get the girl's testimony along with a DNA match to the massacre victims..." "They'd have a smoking gun." "But since the St. Louis attack, it's clear the Tribunal has a leak." "That's why Elmslie came to us." "Alex Elmslie?" " Yeah." "He's the investigator for the tribunal?" "I thought they fired Elmslie after what he did to Jada." "I'm sure he'll tell you all about it." "He's in the boatshed preparing to meet the last woman on his list." "The St. Louis girl's DNA was tested, and she did not match." "Neither did the other two." "There's only one woman left, and she's in Los Angeles." "Until we determine there's still a threat," "Kensi and Deeks have gone undercover to keep her safe." "They're on their way to get her now." "Who is she?" "Uh..." "Just a warning-- these images might not be safe for work." "Some days I love my job." "This girl has to be the only person in L.A. who doesn't drive." "That's because Catalina Diaz is a self-entitled model." "She's probably never carried her groceries, or paid for a single drink in her life." "If she is who Elmslie thinks she is, she's had a pretty rough childhood." "Yeah, so did I, so did you, and you can still execute a power slide while firing a weapon." "You know what that is?" "That's my kind of girl." "What are you doing?" "Oh, we can make time for this later if you really want to get into my pants." "Oh, wait." "No, can I just...?" "Hey!" "Oh." " Oh, yeah." "Oh, yeah, that's your kind of woman." "Yeah." " And that one." "No." " Oh, and there's that one." "That's just research, 'cause I like to go into every case with a strong understanding of my subject's..." "Bra size?" "I was gonna say "background," but 34B." "Not that I was..." "Yeah?" "Hi, Catalina." "My name is Kensi." "I'm from O.M.A. Ethan sent me." "I am incredibly sorry for the mix-up, but it turns out your Rose Line magazine shoot is actually this morning." "What?" "It's supposed to be next week." "We haven't even had a fitting yet." "I know, and I'm incredibly sorry about that." "Oh, this is ridiculous." "I'm calling Ethan." "Yeah, you can call him from the car, because we're really, really late already." "Fine." "But put your hair up." "I can't have my agent's assistant looking better than me." "Huh." "Who are you?" "Uh, I'm Marty." "I'm your driver for today." "Uh, Walter ruptured his spleen..." " Whatever." "Just let me get my stuff." "You can... you can wait inside." "Never as glamorous in person." "Kind of makes you wonder how I do it." "Wow." "Look at this place." "Maybe I should be a model." "I realize you must have reservations." "Last time we crossed paths, you tried to kill a witness and tossed a grenade at us." "It was a smoke grenade, to be fair." "Also, my family was being held hostage." "How are they?" "Fine." "Better, thank you." "I find it hard to believe that the Tribunal would take you back after what you did." "They gave me an office." "It's only temporary." "It all depends on how this case pans out." "General Alfredo Silva." "He's been an obsession of mine even before I lost my job." "For years, I heard the stories of la niña Que vivió-- the girl who lived-- but no one could find her." "Then I checked adoption records." "In the 12 months following her disappearance, four girls matching her age and description were sent to American families." "That's a shot in the dark, Elmslie." "That's what the Tribunal said." "But then St. Louis." " Exactly." "If Silva's taking these extreme measures, it means that I'm on the right track." "I just need this last girl to listen to me." "I've tried to reach her on the phone, but she refuses to talk to me." "Heads up." "Catalina's coming in." "If she is la niña Que vivió, you're digging up some painful memories." "Can't blame her for wanting to forget." "It has to be her." "Oh, hey, this is Ethan." "I'm gonna hang back." "I'll-I'll be right in." "Fine." "Whatever." "Catalina?" "Yeah." "I'm ready." "Where's Lillian?" "Catalina, I'm Alex Elmslie from the Global Criminal Tribunal?" "I've been trying to meet with you... about Peru." "About the killings in Posta." "What?" "What is this?" "There's no shoot?" "Catalina, I know you're scared." "This is just a conversation, nothing more." "You're not in trouble." "It feels like I'm in trouble." "This man-- he has been harassing me." "Well," "I'm genuinely sorry about the deception, but I needed you to hear me out." "I already heard you out." "I told you, I don't know anything about a massacre." "I wasn't there." "You could be suppressing the memory." "If you'd let me do a DNA test..." " Oh, God!" "Oh, damn it, will you just...?" "Elmslie!" "I know you saw something that day." "People were killed." "You could be in danger, too." "Are you threatening me?" "No." "No." "You're misunderstanding me." "No, I understand just fine!" "It is you who is confused!" "Stay the hell away from me!" "Catalina?" " No." "We're leaving!" "We're leaving!" "If I find out you know about this, I'll have your job." "Catalina?" "You heard all of that?" "Of course I heard all that." "She doesn't want to talk." "What do we do now?" "Until we know if Silva has other men out there, you and Deeks need to stand with her." "And Elmslie-- can we trust him this time?" "Good question." "You want to tell me what the hell happened in here?" "I'll admit my diplomatic skills are a bit rusty." "You sure that was it?" "I just need the DNA test to at least confirm my theory." "If we could obtain a court order..." "Your evidence was too slim, Alex." "You had your chance and you blew it." "I know you all think I'm crazy, but a mass murderer is on the verge of controlling an entire country." "If Catalina Diaz can help us stop him... all this will be worth it." "Kensi and Deeks will try to get Catalina to consent to a DNA test." "Either way, we still have a leak inside the tribunal." "We?" "If Silva has more men in the country, the best way to find out is to plug that leak." "Fine." "You got any suspects?" "I brought the case to the L.A. office a month ago." "Only two people were briefed on it:" "Lead Prosecutor Charles Yoon... and Director of Investigations Hilary Toussard." "I'll have Eric run their finances and check on their family members." "We're gonna need to search their computer as well." "Again, we don't have the evidence to get a warrant, so nothing you find will be admissible in court." "We don't need to bring a case against them, we just need to stop them." "If you get caught, I'm gonna show you what a real crime against humanity is." "Yoon and Toussard have called me in for a meeting in an hour." "I can keep them busy long enough for you to do what needs to be done." "And Ethan-- if this happens again," "I'll find a new agent." "You two check out." "My driver is sick and I swear, my agent goes through, like, five assistants a week." "And you're totally right in feeling annoyed by that." "I-I take full responsibility for this mix-up." "I can't believe that guy tricked us like that." "I'm so sorry." "And the Urbelle shoot later today?" "Oh." " That's make-or-break for my career." "So no more creepy Brit who wants my saliva." "No, that is for real, for sure." "I called them, it is all confirmed." "Again, I'm so, so, so..." "Sorry, sorry." "Yes, I know." "I've heard it already five today." "I don't want to hear anymore apologies." "So what does the tribunal want with you?" "Something about a massacre in Peru?" "I don't know." "It's not even my country anymore." "I was raised here." "I love America." "I love L.A." "Except the drive, of course." "My, uh, my parents... my adoptive parents-- they died in a crash when I was 15." "I couldn't bring myself to get behind the wheel after that." "I'm sorry." "What about your real parents?" "Did you ever know them?" "Driver." "Yes, ma'am?" "I'm hungry." "Absolutely, ma'am." "What do you have in mind?" "Anything." "I don't care." "Got a little bit of traffic, but don't worry" "I got just the place." "Sit back and relax." "I got you." "Okay, down the hall?" "Yeah." "Okay." " Yup." "Excuse me." "Here comes Elmslie." "Hi." "Doug from Tech Support." "We got a call about some, uh, spotty Wi-Fi." "Oh, uh, yeah, it started going in and out about an hour ago." "Uh-huh." "All right, well, we're gonna put a range extender in." "I just need to install it in room... 207." "Sure." "Um..." "I'll let you in." "Guess we should follow you." "Right..." "Ah, cheese and crackers!" "Sorry." "Just started working this week." "I'm still trying to get the lay of the land." "Let me know if you need any..." "Oh, jeez... excuse me." "Coming, coming." "Saved by the Nell." "All right, Eric, you should have access... now." "What are you doing?" "I'm searching." "For what?" "They're not gonna leave anything incriminating just laying around." "Doesn't hurt to check." "What?" " Nothing, it's just that, um... someone's gonna have to actually install this range extender." "There's nothing wrong with the Wi-Fi." "Eric's disrupting the signal." "But they don't know that." "And I just figured 'cause of your whole, you know," ""do what needs to get done" thing, that maybe you might want a little redemption from the whole toner debacle today." "I'm fine." "You sure?" " Oh, yeah." "You want to install it, install it." "No, I'm doing the, uh, I'm doing the computer." "No, uh, actually, Eric's doing the computer." "Well, I'm... supervising." "You're super getting on my nerves." "Little bit?" " Little bit." "You're super at that." "Genius." " Uh-huh." "Get your hands off me!" "You're making a huge mistake." "Don't touch me." "Let me go." "No, don't touch me, damn it!" "Hilary, I didn't leak anything." "Please, you know me." "I wouldn't do this." "The meeting was a set up." "They think Elmslie's the leak." "We can't blow our cover." "Let's finish this up quickly and get out of here." "See, here's the thing, though." "I feel like you're just being kind." "I want you to be honest." "Like, seriously." "You think I could do it?" "Yeah." " Yeah?" "You could be a model." "See?" "If it was 2008." "What?" "The homeless look's out of style." "Oh." " Try running a comb through your hair, maybe some pomade." "That's a perfect idea." "A comb would be good." "Nope." "Forget it, no one's touching this hair, because this hair is style-by-pillow." "People want classy now." "Successful." "They want the fantasy look." "Well, last Halloween I dressed up like Bilbo Baggins." "Is that fantasy enough?" "I'm pretty sure she's talking about that kind of fantasy." "Wow." "That's you." "On Sunset Boulevard, looking hot." "That's a huge deal." "Congratulations." "That's a stepping stone." "You want to do TV and film, right?" "That's why today's shoot is so important." "Urbelle is a huge line." "Exactly." "So I think you have to put yourself out there." "And I'm talking about the real you, Catalina." "No more hiding behind other peoples' clothes." "I know that you want nothing to do with the tribunal, however, wait" "It would show people that you stand for something." "That you care." "You think I don't care?" "You just met me." "And I think it's time for the world to meet you." "Otherwise you're just another pretty face." "Don't be a face, be a force." "We should get to the shoot." "We have another few minutes." "No, I-I don't want to be late." "We should get to the shoot." "She's scared." "Well, her career's finally taking off." "She feels like she's got a lot to lose." "I get that." "I think it's more than that." "What do you got?" "According to the data you retrieved from Toussard's computer, it seems the tribunal's been tracking Elmslie's e-mails since his return." "Does anyone trust this guy anymore?" "Well, they found evidence he sent the list of women's names to a Peruvian e-mail address." "You know, I hate to say it, G, but... you've seen Elmslie." "This case is an obsession." "He may have leaked those names to see if Silva took action." "Which would prove his case, I know." "I..." "Elmslie's acted out of desperation before, but I can't imagine he'd go this far." "Is there any evidence that his e-mail was hacked?" "Honestly, it's not that hard to access someone's e-mail." "I mean, you'd just need to get their office." "Having the keys would help." "Toussard had a new assistant." "Mm-hmm." "I wonder why her predecessor left." "Eric, can you..." "Find Toussard's previous assistant, got it." "Mason Hinty." "Oh-- and he's got a one-way ticket out of LAX later this week." "Destination:" "Morocco." "Take the money and run." "To a non-extradition country." "Okay, I'm tracking his cell." "He is driving west on Pico." "Okay, turn left into the alley." "Hinty's cell signal stops there." "Eric, we've located Hinty." "Get an ambulance over here." "Nell, track an SUV headed south on Laurel." "Okay, got it." "I just got off with the FBI." "You've been cleared of all wrongdoing." "NCIS seems to be making a habit of saving my skin." "I also talked to your superiors at the tribunal." "Because their office was compromised, they think it's best if NCIS take lead on this case." "Which leaves me somewhat awkwardly dancing with two partners." "Or none at all." "Depends on you, Alex." "When we looked into the immediate families of the people of the tribunal, we also looked into yours." "We thought it was only prudent after what happened three years ago." "The joke was on me." "I risked my career and my life to save my family... only to have them leave me a year later." "How often do you get to see your daughter?" "Few times a year, if I'm lucky." "The judge didn't look favorably on my drinking habits." "Cheers, by the way." "This is my last chance... to get back in, maybe earn my family's trust back." "I may be desperate, Owen, but I am on the right track." "Please." "Then let's find out." "You said you need the girl's DNA." "Well, I've got it." "So, the SUV fleeing the scene was ditched under the 10 freeway, but..." "I grabbed this from a nearby surveillance camera." "Captain Victor Cruz, another Grupo Patria officer." "I think it's time we bring Catalina into protective custody." "Gentlemen, let me talk with Miss Diaz first, then we'll bring her in." "Hetty, Grupo Patria does not mess around." "I assure you, Mr. Hanna, she'll be well protected." "You got an ace up your sleeve?" "Oh, no, Mr. Callen, I find cards get in the way of my derringer." "Find Victor Cruz." "Elmslie's case hinges on her DNA." "So Cruz wipes every trace of it." "Well, you know what they say-- "Home is where the heart is."" "And also dead skin, hair, saliva, toenails, and other DNA stuff." " Ew." "No one says that." "Let's start with Catalina's house." "Too much?" "I was at your home last night." "I know." "But I always clean before our board game nights." "Hmm, do you?" "♪" "Are we sure this is a photo shoot and not, like, a... horror film?" "Boo!" "Sorry." "Sorry, ma'am." "Oh, excuse my silliness." "Miss Diaz, I'm Henrietta Lange." "I'm going to be directing your photo shoot this afternoon." "I thought we had Julian Winston." "Julian sends his regrets and recommends me in his place." "I've never heard of you." "It's quite all right." "I've heard of Ms. Henrietta Lange." "In fact, she took over for the Emporio Armani campaign when Mert and Marcus had to pull out." "Oh, wow, I'm... so honored." " Oh, uh, well, actually, that... wasn't true." "Special Agent Blye is doing a superb job of protecting my cover, but I think in this case it-it just... we don't need it." "Excuse me." "Special Agent?" " Yeah." "Catalina, you are a big girl-- you can make your own choices." "If you choose not to cooperate with the Tribunal, that's fine." "That's your life;" "I respect that." "I also understand how important this photo shoot is to you today." "But we've just confirmed that there are men out there who wish you harm." "So you have another choice to make." "You could allow my people to remain and be your protection." "Or..." "I could cancel the photo shoot and drag you along against your will." "Uh, um... the first one." "Oh, that's such a good choice;" "best choice." "Just to clarify," "I am directing the shoot today." "So let's get you into wardrobe." "Okay." "Chop-chop, people!" "We're on a clock!" "Come." "Come... with... me." "That just happen?" " Mm-hmm." "You want to talk about it?" " No." "No need." "Okay." "All right." "Kensi and Deeks wouldn't have left Catalina's place open like this." "G, the entry door's open as well." "Federal agents!" "Drop the bucket!" "Eric, quick, Catalina's house-- does she have a cleaning service?" "Uh... yeah" " River Road Cleaning, every Monday." "S-Sonia Gonzalez." "All right, running her name through employment records." "Gotcha." "I'm sending you a photo as well." "Confirmed." "Sonia Gonzalez is an employee of River Road Cleaning." "It'll be a moment on the photo, though." "Lo siento." "What are we gonna do with her?" "If Victor Cruz shows up, she'll be safer inside with us." "Callen, Sam, this woman is not Sonia Gonzalez." "Eric say that again?" "I knew I smelled gasoline." "She was sent here to torch this place." "Guys, did you hear me?" "She is not a real cleaning woman." "Thanks, Eric." "Good to know." "This is so good, Catalina!" "It's just wonderful." "Now that you've built your masterpiece," "I want you to imagine destroying it!" "♪" "Yes!" "I guess it's true what they say:" "You catch more flies with Hetty." "She's betting the show of respect will make Catalina more inclined to cooperate with the Tribunal." "I call that being a force, not a face." "Oh, really?" "Shut up." "Where did you even hear that, for God's sakes?" "I-I don't remember." "You don't remember?" "Mm." "Oh, I remember." "You read it off your bottle of face wash." "Yeah, that's right, princess." "You gave career advice from soap." "Okay, it was very good advice, and plus, Is it?" "how do you even know that?" "Have you been using my face soap, again?" "Hmm?" "Well, Monty has very sensitive skin." "Yeah, he does." "Oh, does he?" "You got a visitor at your nine o'clock." "He's definitely checking her out." "Kenz?" " Federal agents!" " On your knees!" "Now!" "Hands up where we can see them." "I'm just here to see Catalina." "What are you doing!" "You know this guy?" "That's Gabriel!" "My boyfriend!" "Ah." "Mm-hmm." "Right." "Thanks, Eric." "LAPD found the real maid a couple blocks away tied up." "She was unharmed." "Eric's got nothing on this one." "She must have been living here illegally." "She's a loyal soldier." "She didn't say a word." "This Silva guy's getting on my nerves." "I want to put him away." "I agree, Agent Hanna, but that just got more difficult." "Catalina Diaz is not la niña Que vivió." "Her DNA doesn't match any of the victims from the Posta massacre." "How do you know?" "She never agreed to give a sample." "No." "But I took one." "The water bottle." "When'd you swipe that?" "A magician never reveals his secrets." "I was wrong." "I'm sorry." "I've wasted everybody's time and... put innocent lives in danger." "The general's hit squad still thinks that Catalina's their target." "Have Blye bring that girl in." "All right, you got it." "We're bringing her in." "She in there with Gabriel?" "Yeah, but you may be interrupting something." "Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?" " Little bit." "Catalina!" "Let's go!" "Catalina, open the door." "Just go." "Go." "Go." "Catalina?" "Damn it." "That's not good." "You lost her?" "We did not lose her; she took off." "Well, maybe not." "Maybe the boyfriend was bought off by Silva." "Yeah, how did we not know about the boyfriend?" "Because Gabriel's not her boyfriend." "At least I hope he's not her boyfriend." "What, you got a crush, Beale?" " No." "I mean because he's actually her younger brother." "Yeah, and Kensi's my twin sister." "Ew." "Yeah, exactly." "Why would someone lie about that?" "And it wasn't too hard to find." "Once I did a background on Gabriel," "I discovered that both he and Catalina were adopted from Peru in May 1998 by the same parents." "So he's the adoptive brother-- that's very different, Eric." " Yeah, but still super weird." " Agreed." "Especially considering there's a seven-year age difference between them." "I mean, Gabriel was just a baby when they were adopted." "So we have a Padmé-Anakin scenario." "Or..." "Catalina's trying to hide his true identity." "Something's still going on here." "Why don't you talk to Elmslie, see what he makes of this." "Okay." "We got to find these two before the general's men do." "Yeah, well, like his sister," "Gabriel doesn't have a driver's license." "And his last address on file is "adoptive parents,"" "who are deceased." "Hey, I've got something." "So, I've been going through Catalina's credit card statements, and once you scroll past all the clothing and makeup purchases, you'll find this." "CHOMP360." "It's a food delivery service." "Now, she has two addresses on file with them:" "her home address and an apartment on Wilshire and Normandie." "We're on it." "Both Gabriel and Catalina were adopted in May of 1998?" "That's right." "May of 1998." "Is it possible?" "What?" "Is what possible?" "General Silva had a son." "Born in February 1998." "Nine months after the Posta massacre." "That would make him roughly the same age as Gabriel." "It would." "But reports say the boy died in a house fire." "May 1998." "Same month as the adoptions." "Yes." " Do you think that the fire was just a cover story and that Gabriel is Silva's son?" "No." "No, it's just another shot in the dark." "Like this entire bloody case." "Um, this article says that the mother also died in the fire." "That's right." "Blanca Pérez." "Yeah, well, don't believe everything you read." "My God." "Tell Gabriel to come here." "Catalina." "Federal agents." "Put your hands up." "Well..." "I guess it's just a little lovers getaway, Sam." "Yeah." "We know who you are." "I think it's time we had a little talk." "Blanca Pérez." "You're looking pretty good for a dead woman." "It says here that you died in a fire 17 years ago, along with your son." "Interesting enough, we had a chance to meet him today, too." "Just before he ran off with his adoptive sister." "Whose house, as you may remember, you actually tried to burn down today." "You think maybe you want to, uh, explain any of that?" "No?" " Hmm." "Okay, then I will." "You see, we thought that you'd gone there to kill Catalina." "But after reading this, we realized that when you start a fire, people don't die-- they disappear, they escape." "You went there to protect Catalina." "Like you've always protected her." "Like you did in Posta." "Hmm." "I feel like we're doing most of the talking here, so if you want to jump in, that'd be helpful." "You survived the massacre." "You and Catalina." "The general let you live, and you gave him a son, Gabriel." "How else could they be brother and sister, right?" "I mean, how else could you guys be a family?" "This all goes back to Posta." "Sí." "I was there." "I saw the killings." "I saw what Silva did to my friends." "But he-he thought I was beautiful, so... he spared my life and... my daughter's life." "That's why the test didn't find a match." "It only compared the DNA to the victims." "But Blanca's another survivor." "Your shot in the dark just hit a bull's-eye, Alex." "So what happened next, after you had Gabriel?" "After that, he turned his eye on-on my Catalina." "And when he touched her..." "I had to get my children away from Silva." "So you started the fire and put 'em up for adoption." "I got them out of Peru." "They wouldn't have found the bodies in the fire." "Why would Silva put the story out that you and your son had been killed?" "Silva is a proud man." "The truth would have made him look weak." "I thought he stopped looking for us long ago." "But then today Catalina texts me." "She tells me that Silva has men in L.A. looking for her." "She's right." "This is the man that Silva sent." "Cruz." "He was there the day of the massacre." "When he kills, he has a smile on his face." "You were gonna run?" "You were willing to risk your entire career, your future?" "For my family, absolutely." "You can't run forever, okay?" "This has to stop." "The way it stops is for you and your mom to testify before that tribunal." "Yeah, Eric." "Uh, LAPD just responded to the residence of Walter Brown," "Catalina's driver, the one Deeks replaced." "He was found beaten." "Did your driver ever drop you off at this apartment?" "Yeah." "All the time." "Callen?" "Our Grupo Patria guy and three other men just showed up outside the apartment building." "We're about to have some visitors." "Sam, Cruz's men are in the apartment building." "They're on their way up." "We got the front door, another exit in the kitchen." "Both lead to the hallway." "We try and escape, we're gonna run into the gunmen." "If we stay here, it's gonna be a bloodbath." "We got to split up." "I'll make a run for it." "Hopefully I can draw two of them on me." "They won't follow you." "They're after me." "I'll go with you." " No." "I can't let you do that." "You've already risked enough for me." "And I would risk even more." "You're my baby brother, Gabriel." "It's my job to protect you." "You better run fast." "You better cover me." "Callen, Sam, they're right outside your door." "On three." "One..." "Go, G!" "...two... three." "Down, down, down." "Don't do it!" "Stay back!" "My mother taught me to shoot." "Why doesn't that surprise me?" "Follow me." "I'm out." "What do we do now?" "When I say "run," run." "♪" "Run!" "Thanks." "No problem." "So, is Elmslie getting along with his star witnesses?" "He got what he came for." "The tribunal's already issued a warrant for Silva's arrest, and the Peruvian government expects to have him in custody by morning." " It may have taken almost 20 years, but it's good to see justice done." "As a wise bottle of soap once told me, "Don't be a face." "Be a force."" "I think we can all learn a little something from that." "The hell's he talking about?" "I don't know." "All I know is that face wash is changing my life." "You want to feel this?" "No." "So silky smooth." "I don't want to touch your face, Deeks." "If you leave now, you'll miss the slideshow." "What slideshow?" "The prints are in from today's photo shoot." "I think that you'll like them very much." "Prints?" "Wow." "Those look pretty good, Hetty." "Nice." "Damn." "Yeah, she's hot." "I'm sorry, what?" "No, I-I mean like from a..." "from a research standpoint." "Mm-hmm." "Oh, my." "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man"

"Previously on Desperate Housewives..." "It means a lot to her to feel included." "Sometimes dark clouds have silver linings..." "He sort of asked me out." "It's okay with you if I go out with him?" "Sometimes they don't." "Once that baby comes, I'm gonna be stuck raising a child alone." "When it comes to life on Wisteria Lane..." "Will you marry me?" "Things that seem too good to be true..." "Does she know you killed your wife?" "Usually turn out..." "Get away from him now while you can." "To be deadly." "Brides are sensitive creatures, and no one knows this better than the bridesmaids who have to deal with them." "Well, I think a 10-foot train is great, but a shorter one would be just as nice, and you wouldn't have to worry about people tripping on it." "Personally, I love smoked rabbit, but for a sure crowd-pleaser, you can't beat chicken." "Uh, sure, who doesn't love a string quartet?" "But if you got a band, maybe people could dance, as opposed to sway." "But the one area where a bridesmaid's tact is most required involves the dress..." "So what do you think?" "she's required to wear." "Well, um..." "I'm not sure that I've ever seen this shade of green before." "Yeah, don't you think it'll be gorgeous with my coloring?" "Yes, it would look perfect." "For someone with your coloring." "I mean, I was lucky to find these." "Not easy putting a wedding together in two weeks." "Then why the rush?" "Yeah, Bree, I'd have thought of you as a person who wants time to plan." "Well, Orson and I talked about it, and we just feel at our age, it's silly to wait." "And with your help, I'm sure we can get it all done." "Well, we are happy to pitch in." "Oh, uh, that reminds me." "I have to get a copy of the seating chart for you." "Gaby, you are in charge of the centerpieces." "And don't worry, Susan." "I will thinkf a job for you." "Here's a job." "How about talking you out of marrying a homicidal dentist?" "Susan, we don't know that!" "All we have is some crazy woman's accusations." "His wife vanished, and he didn't even tell Bree." "How much more proof do you need?" "He says he's innocent." "She believes him." "If we say we don't, she'll just end up hating us." "Well, I'm sorry." "I cannot sit here on my key lime ass and watch Bree make the worst mistake of her life!" "And what mistake would that be?" "Well..." "Honestly..." "Yes, a bridesmaid can question many of the bride's choices." "These dresses are hideous." "But the groom isn't one of them." "By Tyno, Wisteria Team Transcript by YDY" "The perfect couple..." "We've all met them, haven't we?" "That man and woman so clearly made for each other, we feel certain they're on the road to happiness." "But that road has many detours, and even perfect couples can find themselves... at a dead end." "You want what?" "!" "You heard me." "And I want the bedroom stereo." "I want the marble console and that painting of St. Augustine." "You don't even know who he is." "I know he matches the drapes." "People, can we focus here?" "And I want my pearl necklace back." "Don't think I didn't notice that you swiped it." "That was my Mama's and hers before her." "I think it belongs in my family." "There was a time that you thought I belonged in your family, and you got over that." "Stop eating my fries!" "I'm hungry." "You know what the doctor said." "You should see his cholesterol." "This man bleeds baking grease." "Enough!" "You two are gonna have to find a way to deal with each other, because you are about to bring a child into this world." "And divorced or not, once that child arrives, you will be bound together for as long as you live." "Well, in that case..." "Have some more fries." "I'll pick Kayla up on Sunday." "Whenever." "Just go." "You and Turk have a great time." "Oh, trust me, we will." "The man is a jackhammer." "Bye, Tom." "See you Sunday!" "Where is she going?" "She and Turk are going down to the river for the weekend." "That's Turk?" "That's the new boyfriend?" "Uh-Uh, no." "Hey, hey, hey, Tom, please." "I don't want my daughter hanging around with a guy like that." "You haven't even met him." "He could be the sweetest man in the world." "More importantly, ever since he entered the picture, squeaky fromme is never around." "It has been bliss." "I haven't made this face... in a week." "If you ruin this, so help me, I will hurt you." "Just look at him." "Look at him, please." "I swear, that is a child's skull hanging from his rearview mirror." "Doesn't that concern you?" "No, I'm good." "Could be a monkey." "Uh, I think I will have the... mesclun salad." "That's it?" "That's all you're having?" "Well, all the food is very expensive." "You don't need to whisper." "The waiter knows they're robbing us blind." "You can have whatever you want." "In that case, I'll have the lobster bisque and the veal with the black truffles." "Is that okay?" "Yeah, that's fine." "I'll just have jane moved to the V. A. Hospital." "Oh, my God." "I'm kidding." "It's fine." "I'll have what she's having." "Of course." "God, I love seeing you laugh." "Oh, well, it's been a long time since I've been in the mood to." "Thank you." "Oh, dear God!" "Did I squeeze too hard?" "No, it's my wife's parents." "Oh, is this gonna be awkward?" "No, no, no, not unless, of course, they see us." "Ian?" "Awkward." "Jeff, Renee, what a delightful surprise." "It's so good to see you, dear." "Hello." "I'm Renee, and this my husband Jeff." "Susan Mayer." "Uh, doctor..." "Dr. Susan Mayer." "She's new to Jane's neurology team." "I just assumed you worked in Ian's publishing house." "Well, yes, and how nice that would've been, huh?" "Um, but, no, no, I'm a..." "A brain specialist." "Well, Dr. Mayer, maybe I can ask you, our daughter's most recent E.E.G. showed brain spikes, but it didn't change the score on the glasgow scale." "Why is that?" "What an excellent question." "And this is the, uh... spinal cord." "And it, of course, attaches to the brain." "You don't have to dumb it down for us, doctor." "We've been dealing with Jane's condition for years." "Oh, good." "Um, well, then let's, let's get technical." "Uh, let's give Dr. Mayer the night off." "She was in surgery for ten hours today performing a craniotomy." "That's exactly the procedure Jane had." "How'd it go?" "Uh, well, it just..." "Wow!" "I hear my, my phone vibrating." "Um, hello, uh, Dr. Mayer." "Yeah, what?" "You say that his brain shut off?" "Oh, well, I'll be right there." "Um, stat." "I'm sorry." "Duty calls." "Orson?" "I moved the furniture back!" "Good lord, Bree, not again." "Don't you want our first dance to be perfect?" "There'll be 200 people staring at us." "You know, Bree..." "Since that incident at our engagement party, there's been a lot of dark talk about me." "Well, I don't pay attention to gossip." "I'm just saying I would understand if you had second thoughts about marrying a man who's under a cloud." "Well, no one who knows you could seriously believe that you could hurt a woman." "Strangers may talk, but I know the truth." "Really?" "Men have lied to me before." "Believe me, that'll never happen again." "So you trust me completely?" "Clearly, I do." "The body is unusually well-preserved because it was buried in clay." "Do we have a cause of death?" "Blunt force trauma to the head." "I want you to pull all the missing persons reports, cross-check against her height, age and weight." "I'm also running a D.N.A. panel since we won't be able to use her dental records." "Why not?" "Whoever killed her pulled out all her teeth." "Nora?" "What are you doing back?" "Are you okay?" "Shut the door!" "I don't want kayla to find me like this." "What's wrong?" "Tuck and I had a fight." "What?" "No!" "No, no, no!" "What happened?" "What happened is, Turk is an ass!" "On the way to the river, we stoped off at is bar." "Then we were paying pool, and I got a little bitchy with one of the waitresses." "So who cares, right?" "I mean, who cares?" "It's a bar, and we all do it, right?" "R..." "Right." "So he tells me to watch my mouth." "And I'm like, whoa!" "Get a load a Mr. Two Strikes trying to tell me how to act in public." "And then he called me a whore." "We're done." "Okay, whoa!" "Take a deep breath." "You don't break up with a guy because in a weak moment he calls you a whore." "And then on the way out, he threatened to hit me." "Okay, but he didn't." "And, you know, until..." "Oh, jeez, Lynette, whose side are you on?" "!" "I'm on the side of love." "You guys seem like such a perfect couple." "I know." "I just, I..." "You know, you don't wanna throw that all away 'cause of a little fight with no hitting." "No." "It's over." "I just got off the phone with Turk's parole officer, and I was like," ""Guess who ain't in Nevada no more"?" "Click." "I think I'm gonna have to stay here tonight." "Freeze!" "Austin?" "Anyway..." "Mom just got backfrom her cruise to Jamaica with new boobs and a 24-year-old cabin boy." "Needless to say, me and Mr. "Can I get yousome more hot towels?", we didn't exactly hit it off." "So after I broke his nose, I figured it was great time to come visit my favorite Aunt." "Your mom always did have lousy taste in men." "So, I figured I'd crash here for the night." "Then itch down to Mexico." "Hang out, party." "Yeah, I'm thinking, like, no way in hell." "You're gonna stay here with me until things blow over with your mom, okay?" "Cool." "Thanks." "Oh, wait, you're 18, right?" "Well that's what my I.D. says." "Yeah, mine, too." "You were supposed to be on bed rest." "I'm bored." "Well, why don't you try putting a pair of pants?" "That should kill a couple of hours." "Hey, babe." "What is she doing out bed?" "That can't be good for her." "Or the stairs." "What do you want?" "The mediator was right." "A month from now we're not just gonna be Carlos and Gaby." "We're gonna be mom and dad, and I don't wanna be at war with the mother of my child." "So, here." "Your Mama's pearls?" "Carlos..." "Thank you." "And...?" "And what?" "Wouldn't you like to make some reciprocal gesture?" "Fine." "You can come to Bree's wedding reception as my guest." "Thanks." "Here." "Here?" "You're throwing a... reception?" "Yeah, that's our wedding present to Bree." "So I give you a priceless family heirloom, and in return, you invite me to a party at my house that I'm paying for?" "Well, what kind of gesture did you have in mind?" "Things I'll do for jewelry." "Susan, I am so sorry." "Dr. Mayer?" "Panic." "Pure panic." "Here." "These are for ruining our first date." "Not in front of Mike!" "Oh, look, Mike, Ian brought you flowers." "I'll just go put them in some water." "Look, I was just trying to protect Jane's parents." "Oh, please." "They still haven't accepted the fact that Jane isn't going to wake up." "If they knew that we were on a date, that I was trying to move on, well, it would devastate them." "That a really lovely excuse, but it isn't the whole story, isn't it?" "Excuse me?" "A part of you feels that you're cheating on her." "No." "Well, perhaps a small part, but that doesn't mean..." "It's all right, 'cause I feel guilty, too." "That's why we should just stop is right now, because it's all way too complicated," "And I think we'd both be happier if we just went back to being friends." "Well, I don't think I can do that." "The truth is, I haven't thought of you as just a friend for some time now." "Maybe I shouldn't have let myself feel that way, but I have." "I can't go back, I'm sorry." "Well, if we can't be friends..." "Then I guess we'll be nothing." "Hey, leave that alone." "Sorry, I was just..." "Turning it down." "What, you're not a music fan?" "Sure, it's just, um..." "Got anything where a pimp isn't beating his ho?" "I'm Austin, Edie Britt's nephew." "I'm Julie, Susan Mayer's daughter." "Anyway, um, I was trying to do my homework, so..." "On a Saturday?" "Well, make sure and take regular breaks and stop for a sensible dinner." "Just keep it down." "You had it really loud." "That's how I like it." "How do you like it?" "You know what?" "You're not that hot." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Oh, I'm working on a seating chart." "For Bree's wedding." "Nora?" "Who invited her?" "I did." "We need to find her another boyfriend, and weddings are crawling with single men." "Hey, I hope you're not seating her next to any of my friends." "Hey, sacrifices must be made, Tom." "No, Jerry Rawlings!" "Not Jerry Rawlings!" "If she gets her psycho hooks in Jerry Rawings, he will never speak to me again." "Oh, there are other urologists in the world." "Go back to that other guy." "The one with the cold hands?" "Oh, it's once a year." "Suck it up." "Get a grip, Lynette." ""Get a grip"?" "!" "I am hanging on for dear life here." "You are the one that brought this little problem into our family," "And the only thing I should be hearing from you is, "how can I help"?" "I am also putting Stevie Handson at her table, so you might want to start shopping around for a new golf buddy." "Get a grip." "Hi." "My name is Susan Mayer." "Your neighbor told me I could find you here." "Yeah?" "Well, I was at my friend Bree's engagement party the other night." "You know, when you came in and you did that whole "Orson killed his wife" thing?" "I was just wondering if you could elaborate." "He killed her." "What else do you need to know?" "Well, what makes you so sure?" "Do you have any proof?" "Look, I can't talk now." "I get off at 6:00." "My friend is marring that men in two hours." "Please?" "Okay, I need $10 in unroled pennies and I need to see you count it, 'cause last time you sttif me!" "After Alma disappeared, the police came and searched the house." "The police?" "What did they find?" "Nothing." "And that's bad, why?" "Don't you get it?" "When the police showed up, Orson had scrubbed every inch of the place clean with blich." "No fingerprints, no skin cells, no D.N.A." "It was like Alma had never existed." "Who cleans a house like that unless he has something to hide?" "So when I left the bank," "I called the detective that worked the case," "And he said that the only reason Orson was never charged was because they never found the body." "So he was an actual suspect?" "He was the only suspect." "Oh, my God!" "What are we gonna do?" "Well, you know what we have to do." "That was close." "The florist put three mums in my bridal bouquet, but not to worry." "Crisis averted." "Bree... we have to talk." "Ah, Reverend." "Any word from the bridal party?" "They're still in the bride's room." "You know women." "They're probably in there fussing about mascara and blush." "He did not hack her up and dissolve the pieces in acid!" "I said it was a theory." "The point is, Alma disappeared under very suspicious circumstances." "I don't have time for this." "I'm getting married now." "This is your day." "You can push the ceremony back an hour." "Now get that detective on the phone, talk things out with Orson." "I can't talk to Orson." "It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding." "You know what's really bad luck?" "Marrying a wife-killer." "If the three of you don't drop this right now," "I will never forgive you." "Bree, we are just doing this because we love you." "But..." "If you can honestly tell us that you don't have the slightest doubt..." "None whatsoever." "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together in the sight of God," "to join this man and woman in holy..." "Excuse me?" "Could you give us just a second?" "Is something wrong?" "I just need a moment." "Before we do this, there's something I need to ask you." "What?" "Did you kill your wife?" "Susan talked to that Carolyn woman." "Why didn't you tell me that the police seached your house." "Because it's embarrassing, and they didn't find anything." "Is that because you scrubbed the house so thoroughly?" "When I'm upset, I clean." "For God's sake, Bree," "I swear to you I did not kill my wife." "Okay." "Proceed." "Dearly beloved," "We are gathered here together in the sight of God, to join this man and woman in holy matrimony, which is an honorable estate..." "Hey!" "Look at you, miss popular!" "So are you having a good time over there?" "As if," "And I don't know what idiot stuck me at that table," "But every guy over there is just a boring stiff." "All of them?" "What about..." "Jerry?" "Jerry's fun." "You mean Mr. Fatty hair plugs?" "Oh, yeah, he's a blast." "Um, how about Steve?" "You know what?" "I hear his family has money." "Well, then maybe they could all chip in and buy him some deodorant." "I'm through with those losers." "I'm gonna stay right here with you." "Are you gonna eat that?" "Hey, look at you!" "God, I hate wearing a tux." "On my way in, Bree's Aunt Fern asked me to park the car." "She's got glaucoma." "To her, you're nothing but a hispanic blur." "Let me fix your tie." "Hey, you're wearing Mama's pearls." "Yeah." "Hey, Julie!" "Have you met my nephew Austin?" "Yeah, we've met." "I just didn't recognize him with his shirt on." "She couldn't take her eyes off my abs." "I felt violated." "Hi, Edie." "Nice party, huh?" "It was." "Perfect." "Well, it's nice to see you two getting along again." "We've sort of turned a corner." "Really?" "Does that mean you're gonna be getting back together?" "Maybe." "God, no!" "Wow, is that shrimp?" "What would make you think I would even consider taking you back?" "Well, you invited me to be your date." ""Guest," Carlos." "I said "guest."" "Come on, you've been flirting with me since I came in..." ""Here, baby, let me fix your tie."" "I mean, for a woman who's not interested, you sure are sending some mixed signals." "You want a clear signal?" "How's this?" "Ian!" "Susan!" "What are you doing here?" "Well, my cousin is Dr. Hodges' dental hygienist, and her husband..." "He couldn't join us since he'd come down with a spot of impetigo, so she called me," "Knowing how much I love a good garter toss, and so..." "Ian." "Yes, I'm such a terrible liar." "Impetigo, where did that come from?" "So what are you really doing here?" "Look..." "I can't stop thinking about us, about how great we could be together, and I think you're making a mistake." "Ian..." "Susan, please don't go." "Can't we at least talk about this?" "I can't, 'cause I have..." "bridesmaid stuff." "HI there." "I just wanted to say you're doing a great job..." "Tad." "That's, um, that's such a masculine name." "My boyfriend seems to like it." "Okay, here's the drill." "My ex is here, and I wanna piss him off, so just act like you're all hot for me, and there's a 100 buck tip in it for you." "Right." "Uh, so should I... cup your boob?" "No, I'll drive." "Tequila, straight." "Hey, are there any decent single women athis wedding?" "Not that I've seen." "Ah, damn it." "Not a one." "Hey, Carlos." "You should come over to our table." "That's where all the hotties are." "Hey, everyone!" "I'd say it is time that we get Bree and Orson up here for their first dance as a married couple." "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr. and Mrs. Orson Hodge!" "Orson, you look so serious." "I'm trying to remember my steps." "You're upset, aren't you?" "You're still thinking about what I said at the church." "Which part, darling?" "The "I do" part, or the "did you kill your wife?" part?" "I'm sorry, but I had to ask." "That's my point." "You had to ask." "You are gonna rot in hell for this." "Hey, I just brought two lost souls together." "Okay, how about this?" "He cheated on my friend." "He deserves every bit of... crazy." "She's gonna rain down on him." "Hell... rot... you." "What are they doing?" "Rounding second and heading for third." "Carlos!" "Oh, hey, Gaby." "Look, I made a new friend." "Yes, I've been watching you make your new friend, and it's disgusting!" "Do you mind?" "We're trying to dance here." "Who the hell are you, anyway, and why the hell are you at this wedding?" "!" "This is not gonna end well." "They're just two random people who met at a wedding." "Can't pin it on." "It was her!" "Lynette Scavo, I wanna talk to you!" "I'll see you at home." "What are you thinking?" "I didn't invite you here to embarrass me in front of my friends." "Oh, no, you just wanted me to watch while you sucked the zits off some teenage waiter!" "That's it." "I take my invitation back." "You are no longer welcome in my house." "Fine, I'll go!" "Just give me back the pearls." "No!" "Gaby..." "Carlos, no!" "They were my Mama's!" "No!" "Now look what you've done!" "Mrs. Solis!" "No, Carlos!" "Hey, give me that!" "Give me those!" "Pardon me." "Excuse me." "Get away!" "Those are mine!" "No, the hell they are!" "Mrs. Solis?" "Not now, Xiao-Mei!" "Mrs." "Solis!" "Oh, for God sakes, what?" "!" "I think maybe it's time." "And I wish you both a lifetime of happiness." "That was beautiful, Aunt Fern." "Thank you." "Hey, they mopped up all the amniotic fluid, so we should feel safe start the conga line!" "Actually, I'd like to say a few words." "Bree, Orson," "Your love is an inspiration to us all." "That's very sweet." "Hmm." "How do you know him?" "I thought he was on your side." "Well, I know, this is a second wedding for both of you, and I think you're jolly brave." "So often, people find excuses not to fall in love again." "They're, they're afraid." "But it's rare to find somebody that you connect with, so when you do, you have to follow your heart." "Bree, Orson," "I salute you." "All right, let's get the music cranking and the..." "Actually, Tom, could you just hang on a second?" "Uh, I also would like to say a few words." "To Bree and Orson, uh, yes, what could be better than a second love?" "And this time you enter into it a little older, little wiser, but also, and this is key, uh... with a bit of caution." "Because... while love can be spontaneous and wonderful, it can also be selfish." "And sometimes, the best thing you can do is just to walk away." "Uh..." "Not you two." "I mean, you two crazy kids are great." "Congrats, yeah." "Well, then, let's..." "Hang on." "I'd like to respond to that toast." "Bree, Orson, sometimes walking away can seem the best choice." "It's certainly the safest." "But..." "But what do you do when you find someone who makes you feel joy, when you thought you never would again?" "Do you, do you just let them go?" "No." "No, I can't do that." "You, you wanna..." "No." "I'm good." "All right then, let's dance!" "Well, I thought you might need a change of clothes." "You're still mad at me, huh?" "What were you thinking, setting Carlos up with skank?" "!" "I'm sorry." "I was desperate." "I had a little too much to drink." "And you are divorcing Carlos..." "No, Lynette, Carlos will never be fair game." "You know the rules." "You're right." "You are right." "You're right." "I'm so sorry." "It's just..." "What?" "I'm so unhappy." "Ever since that woman pushed her way into our lives," "I can't even wo up a smile." "And the more she pushes, the more I resent Tom." "Tom, for something he did 12 years ago." "And I'm afraid if I can't fix... this, that..." "The anger is just gonna fester until..." "Lynette, listen to me." "You and Tom will survive this." "No, seriously, Gaby, I am so tired of pretending to smile." "You and Tom..." "will survive this." "Yeah?" "How can you be so sure?" "Because some marriages were built to last..." "And some aren't." "Trust me, I know the difference." "I'm looking for Bree Van De Kamp." "Could you excuse me for just a minute?" "Orson, congratulations." "Excuse me." "Are you Mrs. Van De Kamp?" "It's Hodge now." "Yes, I'm terribly sorry to barge in like this, but we need your husband to come down to the morgue." "We may have found his wife's body." "Push, Xiao-Mei." "Push." "Okay, okay." "Deep breaths now." "You're getting close." "It's time!" "I can't believe this is happening!" "I think I'm gonna cry." "Carlos, I am so sorry about the..." "Yeah, i-Me, too." "Me, too." "I was way out of line." "I forgive you." "It's worth it when you experience a moment as beautiful as this." "Okay, I can see the head now." "Oh, get the camera!" "Get the camera!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, man, I gotta get the color fixed on this thing." "How could this has happened?" "What kind of half-Ass fertility clinic are you running?" "Prior to implantation, your embryo was accidentally switched with another client's." "So if we got theirs and they got ours," "Then it's possible..." "No, I'm afraid your embryo didn't take." "Again, on behalf of the clinic, I am so sorry." "It's rare, but these things do happen." "Excuse me." "You screw up our lives, and the best you can do is," ""That's the way the cookie crumbles"?" "!" "And who is this guy?" "Why is he writing down everything I say?" "This is Mr. Darby, our attorney." "We thought it wise to have him present." "Do you know what else would've been wise?" "Sticking the right baby in the right belly!" "Mrs. Solis, please." "That's not Alma." "Are you sure?" "Absolutely." "Thank God." "Carolyn." "What is she doing here?" "You didn't honestly think they'd take your word for it, did you?" "It's not her." "Well, that's it then." "Sorry for wasting your time." "This means nothing." "I'm telling you, that man is as guilty sin!" "We know what you think." "Now would you please leave us alone?" "He's a cold-Blooded killer." "He's kind and decent, and nothing you could say will ever make me doubt him again." "Now please go." "You deserve him." "Darling, I am so sorry you had to endure that." "Are you all right?" "I'm fine." "Let's just go back to our guests and forget any of this ever happened." "All right." "Tu me manques, Monique." "Well..." "I feel so..." "Me, too." "Well, you know what the good news is." "What's that?" "Now that there's no baby, it'll make the divorce a lot simpler." "Yeah, that's something." "So..." "I'll see you at the mediator's." "See you then." "Have you met the perfect couple..." "The two soul mates, whose love never dies?" "The two lovers, whose relationship is never threatened?" "The husband and wife, who trust each other completely?" "If you haven't met the perfect couple, let me introduce you." "They stand atop a layer of buttercream frosting." "The secret of their success?" "Well, for starters," "They don't have to look at each other."

"1x14" " New Girl in Town" " Whoa!" " No!" "Not the pizza guy!" "Take Donnie!" "Snakeweed's getting away!" "Somebody help me!" " We've got him trapped." " Good." "Then let's go weed-whacking!" " Tree-trimming!" " Gardening!" "Boom!" "Ha ha!" "Oh, yeah." "Mikey put the sprinkles on that sundae." "Let's go!" "Hang on, Raph." "We're not charging a 12-foot, regenerating mutant." " Then what are we doing?" " We'll take Snakeweed from above," "Tie him up in the clotheslines." "Come on." "That'll take forever, and we have to stop Snakeweed now!" "I mean, he's kidnapping people." "Not just people..." "people who bring pizza." "We take him from above." "Let's move!" "On my count." "One, two..." "Where'd he..." "And the award for worst leader goes to..." " How am I the worst leader?" " If we did this my way," " Snakeweed would be toast by now." " Ugh." "That'd be some nasty toast." "This way would've worked if you hadn't wasted time second-gueing my orders." "Don't give bad orders, and I won't second-guess 'em." "You know what, Raph?" "If you think you could do better, why don't you lead?" "First good idea you've had all day." "We'll compromise." "I'll lead." "Fine, Raph, the team's yours." "I'm out of here." " I can't believe he's gone." " Aw, don't worry, Mikey." "Leo, uh..." "he just needs some space." "You meant the pizza guy, didn't you?" "Yeah." "♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power!" "♪" "♪ Here we go, it's the lean green ninja team ♪" "♪ on the scene, cool teens doing ninja things ♪" "♪ so extreme, out the sewer like laser beams ♪" "♪ get rocked with the shell shock pizza kings ♪" "♪ can't stop these radical dudes ♪" "♪ the secret of the ooze made the chosen few ♪" "♪ emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪" "♪ the good guys win and the bad guys lose. ♪" "♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪" "♪ does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪" "♪ Donatello is the fellow has a way with machines ♪" "♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪" "♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪" "♪ and you know just where to find him when it's party time. ♪" "♪ Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need ♪" "♪ to be one lean mean green incredible team!" "♪" "♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power!" "♪" "Foot clan?" "You guys just made my night." "Ahh." "I feel so much better." " Not bad." " Uh, thanks?" "You might actually be a challenge." "Guess not." "My name's Karai." "See you around." "What was that?" "Donnie, we have to find Snakeweed's lair." " Working on it." " Then work... faster!" "Do you think yelling is gonna help?" "No, I think hitting is gonna help." " I'll work faster." " That's the spirit." "Leo's back." "And he's been crying." "Aw, you missed us." " I got hit with blinding powder." " Sure." "Big softy." " And where have you been?" " Don't see how that's your business." "Fine." "Whatever." "Dudes, can't we just be cool with each other?" "Let's hug this out." "Okay." "Now the healing can begin." "Hey, I think I figured out where Snakeweed's hideout is." " Where?" " Okay..." "The radial pattern of recent Snakeweed sightings indicates his lair is at the epicenter of 47th and..." "Actually, you're on a need-to-know basis." "And guess what." "You don't need to know." "Hmm." "We shouldn't be together, Ryan." "It's against your fleet protocol." "Well, Celestial, you don't get to be captain of the Dauntless by following all the rules." "Good." "Then you won't mind giving me the codes." "Celestial, you just broke my heart." " Oh!" " But my disintegrator still works." "At least I'll have these to remember her by." "Boy, relationships are complicated." " Leonardo, where are your brothers?" " I have no idea." " What do you mean you have no idea?" " Raph thinks he can lead the team better than me, so I let him." " That is not your decision to make." " Why not, sensei?" "I've had to make every other decision, and I'm tired of it." "Those guys have no idea what kind of pressure I'm under, and all they do is complain." "Is it too much to ask for a simple thank-you?" "Of course it is." "Leadership is not about being appreciated." "It is about responsibility." "It doesn't matter that the burden is heavy." "It matters that you carry it." "Now go find your brothers." "What if I don't want the burden?" "Where are those guys?" "Donnie said something about 47th and, uh..." "You always talk to yourself?" "Sometimes I'm the only one who'll listen." "I'll listen..." "when you beg for your life." "Let's see how well you do against someone who can see." "Let's see how well you do against someone who's better than you." "Let's see how well you do against..." "Let's just go." "Juji-ken." "Interesting." "Kocho-giri." "Predictable." "You're good." "No wonder we haven't wiped you out yet." "It's not like Shredder hasn't been trying." "I know." "It's all he ever talks about." ""Revenge, revenge, vendetta, vendetta."" " Really?" "I take it you don't approve." " No, I'm fine with it." "I'm just saying, he needs a hobby." "Not bad, but I've seen better." "With one blade, maybe, not with two." " Man, it really stinks around here." " It is a sewer, Mikey." "I mean more than usual." "Where does all this stuff come from anyway?" "Uh, Mikey, it's, um..." "What?" "Don't they know we're living down here?" "Keep it down, guys." " Wow." "You sound just like Leo." " You say that one more time, and I'll shove your head in this sewage." "And now you sound like you again." "Whoa." "Come on." "Snakeweed's lair should be around here somewhere." "You don't say." "And he's growing humans." "He's not growing 'em, shellbrain." "He's holding 'em captive." "For what?" "He's a plant." "He can't eat 'em." "He's probably turning them into fertilizer." "Ugh." "Is that really where fertilizer comes from?" "Actually, most fertilizer comes from..." "What?" "Is there anything that doesn't come from that?" "Enough." "Let's cut 'em loose." "Not only was that a job well done, it was a job well done without Leo." " My fertilizer!" " What now, boss?" "You know what?" "I don't think you're as bad as you pretend to be." "Oh?" "What part of swinging a sword at your head" " do you not understand?" " On the rooftop, you could have finished me, but you didn't." "Because you're the first thing in this city that doesn't bore me." "Besides, I don't think you're as good as you pretend to be." "Don't tell me the goody-three-toes thing doesn't wear thin after a while." "Better than the alternative." "Which is what?" "To have fun?" "To cut loose?" "To live your own life?" "Guess I struck a nerve." "Because I beat you?" " You see that high-rise?" " Yeah." " Meet me there at midnight." " Why?" "I want to show you something." "Wow!" "We're totally losing!" "Really?" "I hadn't noticed." "Then get your head in the game, bro." "You're supposed to be the leader!" "Get back in there!" " And do what?" " Go for the head." " I just did." " Do it better." "Great." "Four times in a row..." "he'll never see that coming!" " Now what, chief?" " Go... for the head." "Fifth time's a charm." "Whoa!" "Mikey!" " Raph, little help here?" " Just... hold him off." "Come on, Mike, wake up." "Don't do this to me." " Mikey's down." " So what do we do now, Raph?" "Raph!" "I'll smash you rotten turtles into the ground." "Raph!" "We don't have much time before he grows back." "Let's grab Mikey and get out of here!" "I'm coming for you, turtles!" "You hear me?" "I'm coming for you!" "April." "April?" "Leo?" "This better be good." " Hey." "I need to talk." " Can it wait till morning?" "I met this girl." "Tell me everything." "Well, she's really cool." "She's also a martial artist." "And, uh... she's in the Foot clan." " Are you crazy?" " April, she's different." "She's..." " In the Foot clan." " Yeah, but she's..." "In the Foot clan!" "Look, I know I shouldn't be hanging out with her." "Yeah." "You got that right." "You know why?" " 'Cause she's in the Foot clan!" " April, she's fun, and I'm tired of being the responsible one." "When do I get to have fun?" "So what does she want from you?" "I don't know." "I'm meeting her later at the Byerly building." "She's got something planned." "Yeah, like pushing you off the Byerly building." " It's a trap, Leo." " I don't think so." "There's good in her." "I know there is." "I can feel it." "I hope you're right." "Karai, I have learned that you had the opportunity to dispatch Leonardo." " Really?" " But you let him go instead." " That's not true." "He escaped." " I find that hard to believe." " He escaped from you, didn't he?" " Enough!" "Next time you see Leonardo, you must finish him." " Understood?" " I understand, father." "Help!" "Set him down." " Where is Leonardo?" " I don't know." "Sensei, this is a disaster, and it's all my fault." "I don't know what happened." "I just froze up." "I mean, I have no problem risking my own life, but risking my brothers'?" "Now you see the price of leadership... responsibility." " Yeah, I hate it." " So you understand Leonardo's burden?" "We need him back." "I need him back." "Then go get him." "But, sensei, I don't know where he is." "He's going to the Byerly building." "April texted me." "April texted me!" "Oh, this is the best day!" "Well, I mean, it's had its ups and downs." "I was beginning to think you were a no-show, but you don't disappoint." " So what's this about?" " That." "That's the sword of Miyamoto Musashi." "The greatest swordsman in the history of Japan." "It's ancient." "It's priceless." "And it's yours..." " If you help me." " Do what?" "You know what." "We're going to steal it." " No, we're not." " Come on, that sword is just sitting there, collecting dust." "You know you deserve that katana... certainly more than some lazy rich guy." "Stop being responsible, Leo." "Stop waiting for people to give you the life you want." " Go out and take it." " No." "I'm getting that sword, Leo, with or without you." " Choose." " I can't." "It's wrong." "You're starting to bore me." "Karai, you don't have to do this." "I know." "That's what makes it fun!" "Leo!" "Wha..." "what are you doing?" "Who's she?" "Um..." "Uh, Raph, Karai." "Karai, Raph." "What are you, friends with her?" "We're out there risking our necks, and you're up here holding hands with the foot!" " I can explain." " This should be entertaining." "You see, Karai and I share an appreciation for the fine craftsmanship of..." " I found you, turtles." " Oh, thank goodness." "All is forgiven." "You're the leader again." "Welcome back." "Karai!" "Karai, please!" "Help!" "Sayonara." " Raph, follow me." "I got an idea." " You're the boss." " Now what?" " We charge him." " Really?" " Trust me." "Let's move." "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Raph!" "Now!" "Booyakasha!" "Nice work." " Thanks." "Good to be back." " And, uh..." "Sorry." "What did you say?" "I couldn't hear." "I said I'm... sorry!" "Apology accepted." " Mmm, pepperoni." " Works every time." "Mikey!" "Don't scare me like that, buddy!" "I thought we lost you." "Dudes, I had the weirdest dream." "I dreamt the stuff in the sewer was made out of..." "Eh, forget about it, Mikey." "It was just a dream." "So, what's with the girl who tried to kill you?" "She didn't try to kill me." "She saved me." " She threw a knife at your head." " She threw a knife near my head." " She's in the Foot clan." " Nobody's perfect."

"WOMAN:" "Whitney Williams, 22." "She went into convulsions on the E train." "In and out of consciousness ever since." "I want a CBC and an EKG." "Any sign of drugs on her?" "Nothing." "But at one point, she said someone did this to her." "MAN:" "Whitney, can you tell me what happened?" "Diamondback." "(MONITOR BEEPING)" "She's seizing." "Push four milligrams of Ativan!" "(GLASS CLINKING)" "Friends, thank you for coming on such short notice." "Well, it's times like these I'm reminded of Shakespeare, who wrote, "It's not in the stars..."" "Ah, ah, ah." "He also said, "Brevity is the soul of wit," so get to it, darling." "Yeah, okay." "We just returned from the Hamptons and..." "We got married!" "We got married." "MARTHA:" "Yes!" "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "Why did you do that?" "You guys suck." "Okay, hold up, hold up." "You couldn't..." "LANIE:" "No, no, no." "You guys jumped the broom and didn't invite us?" "It was spur-of-the-moment." "Spur." "MARTHA:" "Oh, and it was perfection." "I mean, you should've been there." "It was fire and love." "At one point, there were all these doves that just soared into the..." "Gram?" "Gram, maybe we don't rub it in." "Let's go get you another drink." "Oh, drink." "Okay." "Yeah, come on." "Hold this." "I am your maid of honor." "I haven't had a carb in months, just in case I had to put that damn dress back on." "And you look great." "Save the flattery." "Kate, you owe me dinner." "I'm picking the restaurant, and we're ordering all the desserts!" "Okay." "Oh, girl, you're married!" "Come here!" "(LAUGHING)" "(GRUNTS) Ow." "Guys." "Guys, come on!" "ESPOSITO:" "No." "We were really looking forward to this for a long time, too, Castle." "We had a speech prepared and everything." "Oh." "Plus, we wrote that song." "Yeah." "(PHONE RINGING) Seriously, you wrote a song?" "RYAN:" "Yeah." "We're planning a little reception." "You guys could do the song at the reception." "No song for you." "You had your chance." "Guys, we're gonna have to cut the celebration short." "There's been a murder." "Really?" "We didn't get that call." "Once again, not invited." "Cheers!" "Fine." "We'll meet you at the precinct." "Well, it could've been worse." "It still might be." "Who knows what they're doing to our place right now." "You heard what you just said?" ""Our place." Our." "We're married." "We did it, Mrs. Castle." "(CHUCKLES) We certainly did, Mr. Beckett." "Although, this arguably isn't the most romantic post-wedding activity." "Or perhaps it's fitting, considering how we met." "But you bring up an excellent point." "The honeymoon." "Yes, about the exotic island getaway." "It..." "It's gonna have to wait." "Why?" "Because when you went missing," "I used up all of my vacation days looking for you." "So, no honeymoon?" "Mmm." "Not for a while, I'm afraid." "So, instead of Mai Tais, we get murder." "Great." "No, it'll be great." "Whitney Williams." "She went into convulsions, then cardiac arrest." "We couldn't bring her back." "And her last words were "Diamondback"?" "What does that mean?" "I have no idea." "And she believed that she was a victim of foul play?" "Yes, and so do I." "We ran a full blood workup, and it came back with high traces of digoxin." "That's a heart medication." "Derived from the foxglove plant." "According to our pathologist, this was unpurified digoxin." "Taken directly from the plant, it's lethal." "So, she was poisoned." "Any way to tell how long ago she ingested the foxglove?" "We're estimating 10 to 14 hours." "Have you contacted the next of kin?" "I thought you would wanna handle that." "This is her In Case of Emergency card." "ESPOSITO:" "Thanks for coming in, Mr. and Mrs. Dagmar." "Well, since her mom passed," "I suppose we're the closest thing to family that Whitney has." "She was our first Dagmar scholar." "Dagmar scholar?" "We sponsor disadvantaged children." "Send them to the finest schools." "The poisoning occurred between 10 and 14 hours ago." "Do you happen to know where Whitney was, or who she was with at the time?" "No." "The last time we saw her was a week ago, when she came over for supper." "Did she mention if she was having problems with anyone?" "Perhaps at work?" "She did say she was going to take some time off from her internship." "Do you know why?" "Her mother's death was recent." "Whitney said she needed some time to get over the loss." "Does the word "Diamondback" mean anything to either of you?" "No." "No, I'm afraid not." "CASTLE:" "Okay, "Diamondback."" "I have whittled it down to three possibilities as to what that means and why Whitney would utter it with her dying breath." "And I am sure that none of them will be a waste of my time." "CASTLE:" "Possibility number one, it's the password for a murderous underground snake-handling fight club." "Granted, that's probably not what it means, but it might be the basis for my next Nikki Heat novel." "Possibility number two, she was killed by the Marvel character, Diamondback, whose special skill was throwing diamond-shaped spikes filled with poison." "Third possibility..." "It's a dude ranch in Arizona." "We struck out with the Dagmars, but we found an e-mail to Whitney from a "Diamondback Old West Ranch,"" "confirming a two-week stay in bunkhouse number 14." "Old West dude ranch." "That's my number three." "It's exactly what I was gonna say." "Good work, boys." "You still suck." "And you owe us for those tuxedo rentals." "Right." "So, she was on vacation in Arizona?" "For two weeks?" "RYAN:" "Yep." "She go with anyone?" "No, but it looks like the whole city-slickers-cowboy thing didn't really agree with her." "Whitney cut her trip short after only three days there." "She paid for a last-minute ticket change for an 8:00 a.m. flight out of Phoenix this morning." "This morning?" "So, she was poisoned in Arizona." "Somewhere between 1:00 and 5:00 a.m. local time." "And all indications are that she left in a big hurry." "She even forgot to turn in her bunkhouse key." "Okay, I need every detail we can get on that place." "CASTLE:" "According to this," ""Diamondback Old West Ranch is a living-history resort," ""where both staff and guests dress in Old West attire" ""and engage in cowboy activities." This sounds pretty cool!" "Or not, considering Whitney might've been poisoned there." "Wait a minute." "If Whitney flew back today, then she was coming in on the train from JFK when she had that seizure." "But the only personal effect that we found at the hospital was her purse." "So, where's her luggage?" "Maybe it was left in the subway when the medics took her." "Well, if something happened at that ranch, then there might be evidence of it in her suitcases." "I'll look into it." "And I'll keep digging in her financials." "Maybe there's somewhere else she went in Arizona." "And I'll touch base with the local sheriff and coordinate with him on the investigation." "Thanks, big boy." "Look, Detective, the way I see it, this is not an Arizona matter." "Sheriff, we have evidence that Whitney was poisoned in your jurisdiction." "No, what you have is speculation." "She could've been poisoned on the plane, or at the airport." "Hell, I wouldn't know where to begin." "Well, I'm telling you where to begin." "Diamondback Old West Ranch." "Detective, you gotta understand." "That resort is the lifeblood of our little tourist town." "So, this is political?" "No, it's personal." "Look, I've got people here." "Folks I grew up with." "And I can't just go in and disrupt business." "Until there's some concrete proof." "GATES:" "I'm sorry." "Without the sheriff's cooperation, there's only so much we can do." "So, we're just gonna let him get away with this?" "Kind of like how we let you get away with not inviting us to the wedding?" "Well, at least you were invited to the champagne toast." "Sorry, sir." "Oh, no, no, no." "I'm sure it was Mr. Castle's fault." "Now, regarding the case," "I'll call the feds and see if they can intercede on our behalf." "Sir, that could take weeks." "By then, any evidence or witnesses could be long gone." "Uh, excuse me, sir." "I checked Whitney's financials." "She used a car service to get to the airport in Arizona this morning." "And I spoke with the driver." "He said she seemed upset when she left the ranch." "Something happened there." "Yeah, but we have no way to investigate it." "Wait." "Maybe we do." "We do?" "Well, look at this place." "I mean, it's got beautiful skies, wide open spaces." "Thrill of the Old West?" "What better place for an impromptu honeymoon?" "For the investigation, of course." "We could jump on a plane and be there in a few hours." "Castle, you cannot be serious." "We can find Whitney's killer and have a honeymoon at the same time." "It's perfect." "No, Castle, we are not having a honeymoon at a dude ranch!" "Well, then, it can be our cover story." "We're a newlywed couple with a hankering for the wild frontier, right?" "And, look, Beckett," "I know you wanna see justice brought to this young woman's killer, and this..." "This is the only way." "I hate to say this, but your husband may be right." "This could be our best shot at solving the case." "Fine." "Excellent." "Saddle up, honey, because we are honeymooning out west." "Yee-haw." "(HORSE WHINNYING)" "Oh." "Whoa." "Wow." "It's like we rolled right into a John Ford movie." "Thank you." "Okay there, hoss." "Just remember, we're here for a reason." "To find Whitney's killer." "Best honeymoon ever!" "(SQUISHING)" "Ew." "This is so not our honeymoon." "I think in the Old West, that was a sign of good fortune." "(CHUCKLES) Lucky me." "Say, y'all must be the newlyweds." "Well, welcome to the Diamondback Old West Ranch, folks." "They call me Gentleman James Grady, and I am the proprietor of this here establishment." "Uh, I am Rick." "This is Kate." "And may I just say, this place is amazing." "Yeah, very authentic." "Oh, that's what you jackaroos came for, ain't it?" "The legend and, dare I say, romance of the Old West." "Now, these brochures in your hands detail all the activities that we have to offer here." "From cattle driving to nature walking, we got it all." "And my friendly staff of ranch hands, uh, they're the ones in the red bandanas in the brochure and all around here, they will guide you through any adventure your hearts desire." "So, shall we begin?" "Actually, we just got in on the red-eye, and hoping to check into our room." "No problemo." "Seeing as you're newlyweds," "I upgraded you to a suite in our Grand Hotel." "Oh." "Well, we're much obliged." "Yeah, sure are, but we were looking for a more authentic experience, and we're kind of hoping to stay at one of the bunkhouse rooms." "Whatever the little lady wants." "I can see who wears the 10-gallon hat in your house." "(CHUCKLES) (BECKETT LAUGHS)" "Yeah and, um, Mr. Grady, I know that this sounds silly, but my lucky number is 14." "Is that room available?" "Uh, Daisy Mae!" "Daisy Mae!" "We need you, dear." "That's my missus." "Like yours, she runs the show here." "(CHUCKLES)" "Hon, uh, these lovebirds wanna stay in bunkhouse 14." "Is it vacant?" "Sure is." "But why?" "It's a single room with a twin bed." "Oh, that's okay." "We're, uh..." "We're cuddlers." "Yeah." "Well, all righty, then." "But first, folks, we gotta get you out of those bibs and tuckers." "(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)" "GRADY:" "Ooh-hoo!" "Whee." "Take a look at this belvedere." "I do look good, don't I?" "(LAUGHS)" "(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) Oh." "This is like three fantasies coming true all at once." "Only thing missing is..." "Gentleman James, where do we get the replica guns?" "Like yours?" "GRADY:" "Replica?" "Son, this is Arizona." "It's open carry." "Say, do either of you two know what's quicker than lightning?" "What?" "This gun tamed the Wild West." "Colt .45" "Single Action Peacemaker." "I wanna be him when I grow up." "Well, yeah, if you grow up." "It's all about practice." "Which you can do with one of our firearms available for purchase at our gift shop." "In fact, why don't we mosey on over?" "Yeah, uh, Mr. Grady, you know what?" "Maybe later." "Right now we're both a bit knackered, so we were hoping to go to our room." "So glad you're staying with us." "Much obliged, ma'am." "Much obliged, ma'am." "We were wrong." "The key that Whitney had with her wasn't her room key." "Well, then what does it go to?" "I don't know." "Here's 14." "Oh, wait." "Whether we like it or not, we are on our honeymoon." "So, we must act accordingly." "Oh, jeez!" "(LAUGHS)" "(LAUGHING)" "BECKETT:" "Oh, yeah." "So not our honeymoon." "You're looking for disinfectant?" "And clues." "Remember?" "Whitney was staying here." "I highly doubt we're gonna find anything in this room that can help us." "Howdy, partner." "I don't know if it comes with the room, but there's a naked cowboy shaving in our bathroom." "I'm sorry, what?" "My fault, forgot to lock the door." "It's a Jack-and-Jill bathroom." "I'm in the room on the other side." "Oh..." "I'm Rick." "This is Kate." "We, uh, just checked in." "Newlyweds." "Oh, congratulations." "I'm Tobias." "Hi." "But didn't Mr. Grady say that there was a woman staying in our room before?" "Ah, yes." "I'm surprised they let her stay in so close with menfolk, considering the customs of the Old West." "Well, I guess when they found out me and her both enjoy chasing cowboys, they figured, "What the heck?"" "Uh, you know, we're about to brew some coffee." "Would you care for a cup?" "Mmm." "I like my coffee like I like my men." "Strong, black and bitter." "Ooh." "You're fun." "I bet you and your old bunkhouse mate got into all sorts of trouble." "Not me." "But Whitney, on the other hand..." "Now, don't get me wrong." "She's a sweetheart, but she's a bit of a hell-raiser." "Really?" "Yeah." "How so?" "Okay, like, our first day here, we went on a horseback-riding tour." "She snuck off in the middle of it." "Get out!" "Where did she go?" "Probably went to go hang out with her ranch hand." "One of the red bandana boys that work here." "She used to stay out with him all night, every night." "Sounds like I better keep him clear of my missus." "Who was this Romeo?" "I don't know, she wouldn't say." "She just said he was tall, dark and handsome." "Oh, and married." "Married?" "Get out!" "Yes." "Ooh, I wonder if there was any trouble." "I think the reason that we got this room is because Whitney left so early." "She sure did." "Her last night here, she rolled in at 3:00 a.m., upset." "She woke me up with all her crying." "What happened?" "That's what I said, but she didn't wanna talk about it." "She left before the sun came up, didn't even say goodbye." "Oh. (INHALES SHARPLY) I'm late for chow." "Thanks for the coffee." "See y'all around." "BECKETT:" "Okay. (CHUCKLES)" "An affair with a married man." "Yes, and she was with him until 3:00 a.m." "That's right in the middle of her time-of-poisoning window." "We gotta find this guy." "But how?" "We're undercover." "I can't just flash my badge and get people to talk." "Exactly." "Which is why we don't approach this like cops, we approach this like writers." "So, we procrastinate and make stuff up?" "No." "Well, yes, but no." "In this particular instance, we approach the investigation like writers by doing research." "Now, there are seven ranch hands to fit the bill of "tall, dark and handsome."" "In order to figure out which one was fooling around with Whitney, we have to first determine who of them are married." "That means we need to go on a wedding ring search." "And these are the possibilities." "So, I split their classes up between us." "Whoa." "Hold up. "Harmonica for beginners." "Cowboy saloon."" "How come you get all the cool activities?" "And I get hog-tying?" "Because this was my idea." "Though it will be a shame that we're spending the first day of our honeymoon apart." "Except we're not." "Because this is not our honeymoon." "Okay, bye." "(PHONE RINGING)" "Be safe." "Hey, Ryan, how's it going?" "Oh, wonderful." "In fact, we were just discussing your nuptials." "Not the actual event, since neither of us were there." "Guys, is this really why you're calling?" "ESPOSITO:" "Partly, yes." "And we have news." "Here's the good." "MTA cameras show that Whitney's bags were left on the subway." "Here's the bad news." "They were stolen by a homeless man." "But we put out a BOLO." "Hopefully, somebody'll recognize him." "ESPOSITO:" "Also, Lanie found something during her autopsy." "She found traces of a wax-covered cardboard under Whitney's nails and on the waistband of her pants." "Wax-covered cardboard?" "Like butcher paper?" "Well, Lanie says it's too hard to tell." "What about you and Hop-Along?" "Learn anything?" "Well, so far, it looks like our victim was having an affair with a married man." "But the problem is, his identity is a mystery." "Well, speaking of mysteries, we spoke with Whitney's friends." "They said prior to her departure, she was spending a good deal of time at the Historical Society." "Do they know what she was doing there?" "Well, we're still looking into it, but..." "Okay, guys." "I gotta go." "Hey, Kate." "Wait, are you going to hog-tying class?" "Mmm, yeah." "Me, too!" "Oh, my God, we're gonna have so much fun!" "Yeah, we sure are." "Hog-tying." "Yee-haw." "(GROANING)" "(MID-TEMPO PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)" "CASTLE:" "No ring." "One down." "What'll it be, feller?" "I'll take, uh, coffin varnish." "Some what?" "You know, a gut warmer, base burner, nose paint, cowboy cocktail." "What do y'all call whiskey here?" "Whiskey." "(POURS WHISKEY)" "Ooh." "Hey, mister." "I sure could use your help." "I'm looking for the Peacock boys." "Well, I haven't seen them, Marshal." "But I'll, uh, keep an eye out." "(CHUCKLES)" "You just gonna bat your eyes, mister, or are you gonna play?" "Oh, yeah!" "Hey, I'm a sporting man." "Here we go." "Hey there, partner." "Couldn't help but notice you got a ring on your finger." "Just had mine put on." "Newlywed." "This isn't a ring." "It's a noose." "(ALL CHUCKLE)" "That bad, huh?" "Ooh." "Yeah, I suppose, one woman for the rest of your life is a tall order." "What's your secret?" "You'll figure it out." "Oh, come on." "What, do you got a little left-handed missus on the side?" "I don't cheat on my wife, friend." "Oh." "Well, that's, uh, not what I heard." "(BELL CHIMING)" "You no-good, mangy cur." "You got an ace up your sleeve!" "You know what we do with card cheats in here, mister?" "Hold it, boys." "Hear them bells?" "It's high noon." "That means it's show time." "Take it out back." "Time for a good old-fashioned gun fight!" "(APPLAUSE AND CHEERS) Yee-haw!" "What do you know?" "Huh?" "My wife send you?" "Hey, I've never met your wife!" "Who told you I was a cheater?" "Whitney did." "Damn it!" "I knew it!" "Look, everything that woman said to you was a lie." "Ollie!" "What in tarnation!" "Mister, are you okay?" "You thought that was real?" "Yes!" "Ollie, up high!" "He..." "You asked him to throw you out?" "Yeah." "Like, Old West style." "Ollie's been..." "He's all, "Yeehaw," and..." "(IMITATES GUNFIRE)" "Well, all righty, then." "As long as you're enjoying yourself." "(SIGHS)" "Damn!" "That could've cost me my job." "Look, mister, I'm sorry." "Save it." "You want my silence?" "Tell me about Whitney." "What happened between you two?" "Look, she came on to me." "Started flirting, getting all handsy." "A bunch of the boys saw us and figured we hooked up." "But we didn't, I swear it." "In fact, I think she was just after my ranch key." "Ranch key?" "It's on a snake key chain." "I think she picked it off me when she was pawing at me." "What does the key open?" "The ranch shed." "I mean, you're saying that she stole your key to open the ranch shed?" "What's in the shed?" "Nothing." "Just ranch supplies." "I don't get it." "Why would Whitney steal a key to this place?" "I don't know, but clearly it has nothing to do with the affair." "Right, so what was she after?" "Castle, do you remember how Lanie said that she found traces of wax-covered cardboard under Whitney's nails and in her waistband?" "Yeah, so?" "So, you know what's wrapped in wax-covered cardboard?" "Dynamite." "She broke in here to steal sticks of these." "Ranchers use dynamite to clear their land." "What the hell was Whitney using it for?" "Is there any indication why Whitney would steal dynamite?" "Not yet, but Castle and I have been re-tracing every move she made, starting with that horseback-riding tour that she snuck away from." "Well, any idea where she was going?" "I asked around, and apparently, the trail that she took led to the Native American reservation." "Wait a minute." "It wasn't the Yavapai Reservation, was it?" "Yeah." "How'd you know?" "The Historical Society." "Whitney was looking up obscure documents and maps from the late 18th, early 19th century." "Yeah, most of them had to do with the construction of a dam near the Yavapai Reservation." "Well, did anyone know why she was researching that area?" "No, but it's probably the reason she went out there in the first place." "But it doesn't explain why Whitney needed dynamite, or why she was poisoned." "Look, it's all gotta be related." "Castle and I are headed up to the reservation to get some answers now." "Uh, guys, I gotta go." "(HORSE NEIGHS)" "Whoa, whoa." "Ho, ho." "Hey there!" "Beckett, meet the boys." "This one's Esposito, I'm calling the little one Ryan." "You ready?" "Uh, Castle, when I asked you to find us a ride," "I was thinking of something more along the lines of a pickup truck." "The reservation's 15 miles away." "This is gonna take forever!" "Yeah, well, what can I tell ya?" "Everything here is authentic Old West." "Really?" "Couldn't resist, huh?" "Just had to get a six-shooter." "Right?" "Isn't it great?" "And it gets better." "I got you one, too." "It's a wedding gift." "His-and-her matching set." "And who said romance dies after you say, "I do"?" "(CASTLE CHUCKLES)" "Esposito, Ryan!" "Hyah!" "(HORSE NEIGHS)" "Whoa, whoa." "Seriously?" "You're rolling up to the reservation dressed like extras from a Gene Autry movie?" "That's some real cultural insensitivity." "Sorry." "Sir, we didn't mean any offense." "We're vacationing at Diamondback." "Yeah." "Yeah, I figured that." "I was just messing with you folks." "Relax." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "He got me." "Welcome." "BECKETT:" "Whew!" "Well, I'm Rick." "Yes." "This here is Kate." "And we are on our honeymoon." "Ain't we, honey?" "BECKETT:" "Yeah, we sure are." "So, we met a guest at Diamondback." "Her name was Whitney." "She said that she came out here and she discovered some breathtaking views." "Yeah, sure." "I remember Whitney." "Nice girl." "Yeah." "She came out a few days ago riding an Appaloosa." "But she wasn't interested in the scenery." "Really?" "What was she, uh, interested in?" "Did it have anything to do with dynamite?" "Dynamite?" "No, she just had a question about a Yavapai word." "What word was that?" "Aha gah hel'lah." "She wanted to know if it could be misinterpreted." "Seems an odd question." "Not really." "Many of our words change depending on the context." ""Aha gah hel'lah" means "river."" "But sometimes it means "stream."" "Why would she want to know about that word?" "I have no idea." "But Whitney was happy with my answer." "She thanked me and left." "And that was it?" "I don't get it." "Well, I don't get newlyweds dressing up like cowboys on their honeymoon." "But I try not to judge." "CASTLE:" "You know, the more we learn about Whitney, the less I understand about what she was up to." "Yeah." "I mean, the Historical Society, the Yavapai word, the dynamite." "How does all of that add up to someone poisoning Whitney?" "It just doesn't make sense." "CASTLE:" "What else doesn't make any sense is, we're married, and we're not acting like it." "BECKETT:" "Hmm, what do you got in mind, cowboy?" "(HARMONICA PLAYING)" "Admit it." "You're impressed." "Yeah, you're right." "I am." "This is actually kind of magical." "To us." "To the journey, and to what lies ahead." "What?" "You know, maybe this is our honeymoon." "Hmm?" "(CUP CLATTERS)" "Castle, don't move." "Your wish is my command." "No, I'm serious." "Don't move an inch." "(RATTLING)" "(GUNSHOTS)" "Ahhh!" "What..." "(HORSE NEIGHING)" "Oh, no." "No, no!" "No, no, no!" "Espo!" "Ryan!" "Come back!" "Guys, no!" "Come back!" "Oh." "(SIGHS)" "(HORSE NEIGHING) (SIGHS)" "Well, you were right before." "This is so not our honeymoon." "Well, thank goodness!" "We were fixing to put together a posse to go searching for the two of you." "Yeah, sorry, Mr. Grady." "We tried to call you, but we couldn't get a signal in the hills." "Your horses came back hours ago." "What happened up there?" "We met a namesake of your ranch." "Oh, a rattler." "Yeah, well, why don't you mosey on over to the cantina and strap on a feed bag and get some fresh jitter juice in you." "Yeah, I think we'll do that." "Yeah, just as soon as we get on some fresh union suits." "Yee-haw." "GATES:" "You found our victim's suitcases?" "Yes, sir." "Our BOLO got a hit on the homeless guy who took them from the subway." "Inside, Whitney's research." "And something we haven't seen before." "A letter." "There's no return address, but it's got an Arizona postmark dated 1992." "A 20-year-old letter?" ""Slim, in care of Rebecca Doolin."" "A Jersey address." "We're hoping to track down Ms. Doolin so we can get some answers." "The letter's from a guy named Clyde." "We assume that the photograph is him." "It says here that Clyde was a seasonal worker at Diamondback." "Yeah, 20 years ago, before the place was a resort." "But here's the interesting part." "In the letter, Clyde goes on about how he and a guy named Dutch were close to figuring out some big secret." "What big secret?" "RYAN:" "It doesn't say." "But Clyde wrote," ""I just need a few more weeks, Slim." ""Dutch and I are so close." ""It all comes down to a mistranslation of a Yavapai word."" "Let me guess." ""Aha gah hel'lah"?" "Yeah." "How'd you know?" "It's the same word Whitney was asking the Yavapai elder about." "Well, Clyde goes on to write," ""I can hardly believe that one little old word" ""is the key to the secret of the Peacock boys." ""As soon as I find it, I'm coming on home to you." "Love, Clyde."" "The Peacock boys." "How do I know..." "They're wanted men!" "Cornelius and Percy Pea cock." "Hey, Ryan, any idea who those people in the letter are?" "No, but Javi's trying to track down the lady who the letter was sent to." "I'll keep you posted." "Yes, posted..." "Keep... (STAMMERING) Keep us post..." "Thank you." "Thank you, Ryan." "Eyes back in their sockets, cowboy." "We got a murder to solve." "Right." "Now, who is this Clyde fellow, and why did our victim have his letter?" "And what does any of this have to do with the Peacock boys?" "Good questions, and I know who has the answers." "You do?" "The same person who always has the answers in Westerns." "The affable, all-knowing barkeep." "Train robbers." "Held up the Southern Pacific back in 1893." "Made off with 50 bars of US Treasury gold." "Gold?" "24 karat AU, feller." "The Peacock boys, they outran a whole squad of soldiers by traversing Deadman's Gorge." "Two days later, they was gunned down just outside of Phoenix." "But the gold was gone." "And no one knows anything about it?" "There were rumors." "1947, the missionaries started writing down the old stories of the Yavapai people." "One of them was about Black Fox, just a kid abducted by them Peacock boys." "Forced him to be their guide." "But during their journey, they stopped, and they tied poor Black Fox to a tree just south of the river." "And they rode off in their gold-laden wagon." "But when they returned, it was empty." "The Peacock brothers stashed the gold." "Well, that's what everybody thought." "'Cause when the story surfaced, treasure hunters, they came a-coming." "Anybody ever find it?" "Nope." "And that's why this is just another legend of the Old West." "CASTLE:" "Whitney was after the gold." "What if when those missionaries wrote down Black Fox's story, they wrote it down incorrectly?" "That Yavapai word has two meanings, remember?" "What if the Peacocks didn't stash the gold near a river?" "What if they stashed it near a stream?" "Castle!" "Look at these maps from Whitney's research." "In 1893, there was a small stream north of the river." "And then, in 1920, it was dammed off." "Wait, that means all those years, everyone was looking for the gold in the wrong place." "In the wrong place!" "That's why Whitney needed the dynamite." "To blast open whatever hiding place it was in." "But what do you do when you discover 50 bars of gold?" "Fly it home in your carry-on?" "'Course not." "So, she left it there, she went back to New York for help." "But perhaps the killer caught onto her, poisoned her to silence her and to keep the gold for themselves." "When Whitney went home, she was upset." "Does that sound like someone who just found gold?" "Okay." "Hmm, you got me there." "But if Whitney was searching for the gold and the killer tracked her, there could be clues." "You keep assuming that the gold's still out there." "Don't forget, Clyde and Dutch were looking for it." "They might have found it." "Not if they didn't have those old maps that Whitney had." "You just wanna go after the gold." "Of course I wanna go after the gold!" "It's gold!" "Okay, look." "If we use Whitney's research, we may find Whitney's killer, too." "Come on, Beckett." "What do you say?" "REBECCA:" "Yeah, that's me." "But I haven't lived at this address in years." "Rebecca, who is Slim?" "She was a friend of mine." "Her real name's Virginia Williams." "Wait, does she have a daughter named Whitney?" "Well, Virginia was pregnant with Whitney when she stayed with me." "Virginia was a real mess back then." "How so?" "Knocked up, no money, no prospects." "Virginia got so fed up with getting letters like these, she finally wrote Clyde a "Dear John" letter and moved on." "Wait, are you saying that Clyde is Whitney's father?" "Mmm-hmm." "Do you have any idea where Clyde is now?" "It's been 20 years." "How would I know?" "BECKETT:" "Whitney must've found Clyde's letters after her mother passed." "Yeah, and that's what started her quest." "Now, according to the map, the stream used to be right around here." "I think." "Maybe." "I don't know." "Castle, what are you doing?" "I am tracking Whitney's path to the gold." "And how are you doing that?" "By staring at the dirt." "That's how they do it in all the old Westerns." "Yes, because they're cowboys." "You're a New Yorker." "An Easterner." "A city slicker." "Yes, and because I'm a city slicker," "I can tell you with absolute certainty, Whitney was here." "How?" "You don't know how to read tracks." "No!" "No." "But because I'm a New Yorker, I know how to read litter." "Check this out." "Charred, wax-covered cardboard." "Whitney must've detonated the dynamite nearby." "We're close." "Ah." "More there." "Beckett, look at this!" "There's gold in them thar hills." "You go first, check for snakes." "(CASTLE LAUGHS)" "CASTLE:" "This place is old." "This mine must've been abandoned before the Peacock boys stashed their loot." "(SIGHS) Slow down, Castle." "Just be careful." "Are you kidding?" "There's treasure in here." "Whitney found the gold." "Or Clyde found the gold and split it with his buddy Dutch, and simply abandoned Whitney and her mom." "CASTLE:" "I'm absolutely positive Clyde didn't find the gold." "BECKETT:" "And how can you be so sure, huh?" "Because it's still here." "For over a century, 50 ingots of pure gold have been trapped in this cold, dark tomb, waiting patiently to be rescued." "(EXHALES)" "You hear that, Beckett?" "You hear them calling?" "(SCOFFS)" "Calling to me." "Your wait is over, my golden friends." "I'm here to save you." "(CASTLE SCREAMS)" "Okay, that's not gold!" "BECKETT:" "That's blunt-force trauma." "Yeah, and given this hat, I'm pretty sure I know who the victim is." "It's Clyde." "Yep." "Castle, do you think that Whitney came out here to find her dad?" "Well, explains why she was so upset when she left." "You were right." "Clyde found the treasure years ago." "Yeah, but then his buddy Dutch double-crossed him." "Dutch took the gold for himself, left his blood-stained shirt behind..." "And if he killed once, what's to stop him from killing again to protect his secret?" "Wait." "If Whitney found her murdered father, why not just go straight to the sheriff?" "Why take the first flight home?" "To confront her father's killer." "Dutch was just his nickname." "Castle, look." "There's a laundry tag on this shirt." "It has the initials "P.D."" "Philip Dagmar." "I had nothing to do with Whitney's death." "Are you sure about that, Mr. Dagmar?" "Or should we call you "Dutch"?" "We checked your phone records." "There was a call from the ranch pay phone to your cell phone the morning of Whitney's murder." "She called you, didn't she?" "What did she say?" "That she was flying home." "She needed to speak with me in person." "Why didn't you tell us this before?" "Because it makes me look guilty." "You're right." "It does." "I bet you've still got connections in that one-horse town, don't you?" "Why would I kill Whitney?" "Because she knew about your secret, Dutch." "We found Clyde's skeleton." "The skeleton you left when you took those 50 bars of gold." "So, you're saying that the story about the Peacock boys and the gold is true?" "Yep, and someone found out the hard way." "Well, that's not gonna be good for business." "Now, don't you worry none." "All that nonsense is from long before y'all bought the place." "It's not gonna scare anyone off." "And I'll make sure of it." "We appreciate that, Sheriff." "Jimmy, I sure could use the ranch's ATVs to get up to this mine." "Of course." "We got two of them." "They're all yours." "Come on, I'll take you to them." "Detective, would you mind showing me the way?" "Not a problem." "Try to stay out of trouble while I'm gone, Castle." "Where's the fun in that?" "Sounds like you've had a hell of a day, son." "Wanna bend an elbow and tell me all about it?" "Drinks are on me." "I did the best I could for Whitney, all these years." "But she wanted to find out what happened to her father." "God, I can't believe she found him." "And when she did, you knew exactly what to do, didn't you?" "So you hired someone to poison her..." "No, I didn't kill Whitney." "But I think I know who did." "Come on, Dutch." "We know it was you." "Clyde and I couldn't find the location of the old stream, so we enlisted the help of someone who grew up in the town." "Clyde and I planned to turn in the gold and collect the finder's fee from the Treasury." "But our new partner disagreed." "They fought, and Clyde fell, landed on a rock, and hit his head." "He was dead in minutes." "That's when I sold my soul." "For 25 bars of gold." "Mr. Dagmar, who was your other partner?" "Smooth." "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Oh, excuse me." "Ah." "Ryan, they didn't have mobile phones in the Old West, so you're kind of killing the vibe and my buzz." "RYAN:" "Listen, is Beckett with you?" "No." "Why?" "I've been calling and texting." "She's not answering." "Oh, she's on an ATV." "She probably can't hear her phone." "What's up?" "There was a third partner." "He's the killer." "The sheriff?" "No, it's James Grady." "Well, I guess this is goodbye." "Grady, stop!" "Who's gonna make me, son?" "You?" "Look, Grady, you, uh..." "You kill me, that's just another murder you're gonna have to answer for." "Not if I make it to Mexico first." "I can't let that happen." "(CHUCKLES)" "You've got sand, boy, I'll give you that much." "Why don't you sit on down and have another drink?" "Come on, son, think of your wife." "I am." "Well, then, you've got a hankering for a residence in the bone orchard," "I'll accommodate you." "Any last words?" "Yeah." "If I survive this," "I'm giving this place a scathing review on Yelp." "(GUNSHOTS)" "Hey!" "I, uh, guess you got Ryan's message." "Castle, I leave you alone for five minutes and you end up in a showdown?" "Yeah, well, good thing I married the fastest gun from the East." "Given that Whitney checked in under her own name," "Grady may have been onto her from the moment she arrived." "Probably didn't take him long to figure out why she came." "And when he did, he must've followed her to the mine and seen what she discovered." "Yep." "On the morning she left," "Grady made specific Internet searches on foxglove poisoning." "Sounds like you got him dead to rights, Sheriff." "Well, with what you did here, we sure do." "Detective, I'm in your debt." "Y'all take care of yourselves." "Thank you, Sheriff." "(ENGINE TURNS OVER) (CAR DOOR CLOSES)" "Well, I guess we cleaned up this town." "Yeah, I reckon we did." "So, I guess it's, uh, time to go home." "ESPOSITO:" "Nah, nah." "Well, you know what really gets me?" "It's that they said they only invited immediate family." "What?" "We're not family?" "More like poor relations." "And we're probably the reason that they fell in love in the first place." "Right?" "You know," "I've been listening to your bellyaching for the last few days, and I have to ask, what the hell is wrong with you two?" "Come on, sir." "It doesn't bother you?" "You really wanna know what I think, detectives?" "I think that the two of you should stop whining like two little school girls who weren't invited to the dance, and be happy that your friends, your very dear friends, have found a way to make it work." "Especially after all the hell those two have been through." "Now, that's what I think." "Well, when you put it that way..." "Yeah." "I guess, in some opinions, we have been kind of jerks about it." "Right." "Yeah, you have." "But if you're interested, there might be something you could do to make it up to them." "Well, Rick, I'm sorry to see you guys go." "Oh, yeah." "Me, too." "But it couldn't be helped." "Hey there, cowboy." "Where are you off to in such a hurry?" "Beckett, what are you doing?" "We're gonna miss our flight." "You gotta be in the office by morning." "No, I don't." "Yeah, you do." "You don't have any personal days left." "Actually, I kind of do." "For our wedding gift, Ryan and Esposito have both agreed to give me two of their vacation days, each." "They did?" "Yeah." "So, now, we have four days to do whatever we want." "And you wanna stay here?" "Of course I wanna stay." "After all, this is our honeymoon." "Oh, wait, we're gonna still go to that island getaway, right?" "Yes, absolutely." "Okay, good."

"(MACHINE WHIRRING)" "(MONITOR BEEPS)" "(METAL SCRAPING)" "(GUNSHOT FIRING)" "NEWSCASTER:" "Lucas Goodwin was released from a federal detention center in Terre Haute, Indiana, two months ago." "FBI investigators searched his witness protection residence" "in Dayton, Ohio..." " DOUG:" "Why was he even out of jail?" "GREEN:" "He helped the DOJ with an ongoing investigation." "DOUG:" "How did you not know that?" "GREEN:" "WITSEC." "Only need-to-know for security reasons." "We found this today at his house." "A suicide note, I guess." "This can't go public." "We haven't told the press anything." "But this is evidence." "Once the report comes out..." "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "Email this to me." "(MONITOR BEEPS)" "(DOOR OPENING)" "Mrs. Underwood?" "It's 2:00 in the morning." "Would you like to go home?" " CLAIRE:" "Yes, I'll be out in a moment." " Yes, ma'am." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(MONITOR CONTINUES BEEPING)" "DR. SAXON:" "His liver is just not regenerating fast enough." "BLYTHE:" "What does that mean, exactly?" "DR. SAXON:" "He needs a transplant, or he'll die." " How soon?" " Days." "We've made him Status 1." "I'm optimistic we'll find him a suitable liver." "The recipient list is classified." "You're the only two members of the administration who've been briefed." " Is the First Lady aware?" " Yes, I informed her this afternoon." "(KNOCKING)" "BLYTHE:" "May I?" "Please." "I know it's late, but they said you were up." "No, I know." "I just hadn't eaten all day." "I'm sure you haven't." " Would you like some salad?" " Sure." "Thank you." "(SIGHS)" "It's scary, about Frank." "Well, Francis is a fighter." "I wish I could ask his advice." "I have my call with Petrov in the morning." "I feel good about my understanding of the plan." "My concern is him railroading me on the call." "Well, would you like me to be on it?" "An extra set of ears." "(STAMMERING) I don't know how Cathy would feel about that." "Well, she doesn't need to know." "I could just listen from up here." "And maybe I could type a note if you get into trouble." "(EXHALES)" "(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)" "RADIO NEWSCASTER:" "...tight-Iipped on the president's recovery." "As of now, he's reported to be in stable condition." "No press has been allowed into the hospital." "Republican presidential hopeful Will Conway spoke of the president at a rally in Arizona this morning." "CONWAY:" "I've criticized President Underwood often." "But right now, he's our president, and we have to pull together, both sides of the aisle..." "GAS STATION ATTENDANT:" "We're all out." "Sorry, come back tomorrow." " We're all out, guys." " WOMAN:" "Are you serious?" "GAS STATION ATTENDANT:" "Come back tomorrow." "We're all out for today." "WOMAN:" "Bullshit!" "Hey, uh..." "Can I siphon a couple of gallons from you?" "Fifty bucks." "I'm running on fumes." "I gotta get my kids to school, and my husband to work." " Eighty bucks, two gallons." " Sorry, I can't help you." "Sorry." "(REMY SIGHS LOUDLY)" "(ENGINE SPUTTERING)" "(CELL PHONE VIBRATES AND BEEPS)" "(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)" "(EXHALES)" "(DOOR OPENING)" " The line's open?" " Moscow is ready when you are, sir." "(TELEPHONE RINGING IN OTHER ROOM)" "You can set it up here." "My Cliff Notes." "(TELEPHONE BEEPS)" "I'm ready." "FEMALE SECRETARY:" "Mr. President, you're on with President Petrov." "Mr. President." "PETROV:" "All of Russia is praying for the president's recovery." "I hope you will extend my warm thoughts to Mrs. Underwood." "I certainly will." "You're a brave man to take over during such difficult times." "BLYTHE:" "I just want to make sure we find a manageable resolution to this oil..." "I've read some of your books, Mr. President." "I just finished Learning to Learn." "It was good." "Thank you." "There was a chapter on visualization that really interested me." "Yes, it's, uh, a tool for students." "It helps them..." "I would like you to visualize something." "You're standing in the tundra." "Uh, wind, snow, machines drilling through the ice, long pipelines stretching to the horizon." "Do you see?" "If you want to talk about Siberia, I'm more than happy to..." "No, no, no." "You're not visualizing, Mr. Vice President." "Close your eyes." "All right." "They're closed." "Good." "Now, picture the men working those drills and pipelines." "What do they look like?" "Um, heavy coats, gloves, boots." "Are they Chinese?" "You see, when I picture this, I don't see Chinese." "I agree with you." "The less control the Chinese have, the better." "Then why did you send Milkin to China?" "You weren't negotiating with us." "We thought they might have more luck." "Their demands would leave us worse off than we were before." "BLYTHE:" "I can get the IMF to provide half the bailout." "This would counteract the Chinese demands for drilling rights..." " You are playing us off each other." " Mr. President..." "I think you're in over your head, Mr. Blythe." "If you would just give me a chance to elaborate..." "Why give you a chance?" "What do you know about Russia?" "About China?" "(STAMMERS) I've been briefed on..." "Forgive me, but, uh..." "I don't feel comfortable negotiating with anyone other than the president." "When he recovers, perhaps he and I can speak." "So, are we finished?" " The president's in very bad shape." " Sir..." "How serious is it?" "He needs a liver transplant." "I wasn't aware that..." "You better get used to negotiating with me." "If the president dies, it's you and I, or nothing at all." "My apologies, Mr. President." "I didn't intend to insult you." "Let's keep a dialogue open." "That's all I'm asking." "I'd like the opportunity to present you with a detailed proposal countering the Chinese demands." "I'll have Secretary Durant work with your foreign minister, and then we'll take it from there." "Are you open to that?" "Of course." "I look forward to reviewing your proposal." "Thank you, Mr. President." "Sir, we didn't want that to get out to the press yet." "The American people deserve to know anyway." "Sir, the Russians don't respond well to weakness." "Now that they know that the president..." "You heard him say he's open to negotiation." "I'd say that's progress." "KATE:" "Four days and still nothing?" "No press conference, no briefing." "We have to let them conduct their investigation on their own terms." " Feels like we're being shut out." " This isn't just the bureau." "They have to coordinate with Homeland and make sure nothing sensitive..." "That's bullshit." "There's something about Goodwin that you don't want us to know." "Wrong." "I wanna know why he did this just as much as you do, but we've gotta let the FBI do its job." "TOM:" "Same theory as when I visited him." "And that was before he struck the plea, correct?" "I encouraged him to plead guilty." "His claims were unsubstantiated." "Tell us about your meeting with the president prior to that meeting with Goodwin." "Lucas asked me to investigate." "I did." "That involved an interview with Underwood." "MORGAN:" "You still have your notes?" "No notes without a warrant." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" " Oh... (GRUNTS)" "(SOFTLY) The press." "Calling non-stop." "We suggest you don't speak to anyone while we're..." "Don't worry." "I don't have any interest in getting dragged into this." "(INHALES) Let me go dig up those notes." "(FAUSTO PANTING)" "Blythe..." "He told Petrov the president needs a transplant." " Why would he do that?" " Petrov got under his skin." "This is why we should've carried out your husband's plan." "We're giving Moscow too much room to maneuver..." "Let's not debate what we can't change, Doug." "If Moscow knows, we'll have to notify the press." "We're doing that tomorrow." "Dr. Saxon will do the briefing." "No, I'll do it." "It's better coming from the First Lady." "I agree." "We need to address this, too." "The FBI found Goodwin's notes in his house." " Can we make them disappear?" " No, it's already been catalogued." "We need to get out ahead of it and control the story." "All right." "Get me a copy and report on the investigation so far." "I wanna see him." "The president." "The Secret Service still won't let me." "I'd like Mr. Stamper to have access to my husband, please." "We have strict orders, ma'am." "Only you and..." "Would you like me to call the vice president myself?" "Douglas, this young man will escort you to his room." "Thank you." "(WATER WHOOSHING)" "(MONITOR BEEPS)" " What time is it?" "lt's a little past 7:00." "Sir?" "Sir, it's Doug." "Just because his eyes are open doesn't mean he's fully conscious." "DR. SAXON:" "Insufficient liver function." "His brain is swimming in a pool of unprocessed ammonia." "If he's seeing anything, it's probably severe hallucinations." "DOUG:" "How long until he has a liver?" "DR. SAXON:" "Could be hours." "Could be days." "DOCTOR:" "He's number three on the list." "DOUG:" "Number three?" "It's prioritized in terms of need and who was listed first as a Status 1." " He's the President of the United States." "lt's the law." "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)" "(DOOR CLOSING)" "The attorney general is resigning." "Add that to the press release for this afternoon." " Uh, her decision or the vice president's?" " My decision." "Goodwin's WITSEC was a DOJ responsibility." "We needed a head to roll." "First hers, then yours." "You'll resign tomorrow." "Uh, Doug, I know you're under a lot of pressure, but..." "You sent the photo of the rebel soldier." " That's not true." " Personal phone, off the premises." "Maybe somebody hacked my account or..." "Are you really gonna keep lying to me?" "I could have you arrested." "But I'd rather you go quietly." "I know things, Doug." "Nothing you can prove." "Now, threaten me again." "There's no proposal without China's involvement." "Now, Cathy's tried, but she doesn't have the best relationship with them." "Maybe she needs some help." "Help?" "How?" " Do you mind if I smoke?" "(CHUCKLES) Of course not." "I quit about 10 years ago." "Marjory forced me to." "Ah..." "Still smells delicious." "What was it like when Marjory died?" "Oh, well, it was, um..." "I'm sorry." "We don't have to talk about it if you don't want." "No, it's fine." "We hadn't had a real conversation in months." "Her mind was gone." "When she finally died, it felt like a limb had been hacked off." "I felt devastated." "But I also felt relieved." "That's what I feel about my mother." "Oh, it hadn't even occurred to me." "You have Frank and your mother." "When my father died, it destroyed me, but when I think about Mother, I feel nothing." " You two aren't close?" " No." "And I feel the same about Francis." "Nothing." "I know that must sound awful." "It's a lot to process." "There's no right way or wrong way." " Ah!" "Wait, hold on. (GRUNTS)" " No." "Marjory wouldn't approve." "(CHUCKLES)" " We got sidetracked." " Yes." "China." "I have an idea, if you can trust me to handle it." "I'd trust you with my goddamn life, Claire." "REMY'S FATHER:" "(SPEAKING FRENCH)" "REMY:" "You don't want to know." "(SPEAKING FRENCH)" "(SPEAKING FRENCH)" "(CHUCKLES)" "I got it." "REMY:" "Ah, merci." "(VEHICLE APPROACHING)" "(SPEAKING FRENCH)" "(REMY SPEAKING FRENCH)" "Maman..." " LeAnn." " You are a tough guy to track down." " What are you doing here?" " You have a plane to catch." "The First Lady needs your help." "I don't want to have anything to do with them." "Whatever you think of the president, you still have a duty to your country." "Even if he dies, the day I walked out the White House," "I promised myself I wasn't going back." "You don't even know what we have in mind." "It doesn't matter." "I'm not going." "I'd like you to leave." " Here's your briefing materials." " You're not hearing me." "You should really take a look." "Her campaign would be over." "And what would your parents think?" "MAN:" "It looks like you're taking advantage of the fact that he's..." "DUNBAR:" "Conway is still campaigning." "MAN:" "He's a Republican and he's already wrapped up his nomination." "Apples and oranges." "We are gonna lose, if we sit still, to a guy who's unconscious." "Heather's right." "Underwood's scoring major sympathy points." "He's ahead in six of the next seven states." "We need to keep the pressure up." "Russia, gas prices..." "Attack a president who's fighting for his life?" "I didn't call this meeting to debate." "I want those states back." "So let's start organizing events and media hits." "Prelim budgets and schedules by tomorrow morning." "NEWSCASTER ON TV:" "There has been much speculation as to Goodwin's motivations." "DUNBAR:" "Cynthia." "(NEWCASTER CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)" " Where are we on Goodwin?" " The security guy's taken care of." "He never saw the two of you together." " What about others?" " None that he knows of." "But it's not like we can ask around." "NEWSCASTER ON TV:" "In November of 2013," "Ms. Barnes was struck by a D.C. Metrorail train." "D.C. police classified it as an accident." "Some have speculated that..." "(DOOR OPENING)" "Have a seat, Remy." "(REMY EXHALES)" "Sorry about Frank." "Oh, please, don't bother." "I've had enough people say they're sorry, and I know you don't mean it." "I can't help you the way you want me to." " LeAnn told me she was very clear with you." "lt won't work." "Tusk wants to help you even less than I do." "Well, nobody's doing any favors here, Remy." "He's going to get very rich from this." " Why don't you speak to him yourself?" " Because he won't listen to me." "This needs to seem like your idea, not mine." " And you'll make a killing, too." " I don't need the money." "Mmm." "Because you care about other things now." "Like Jackie." "Which is why you'll make this happen." "If I had told Dunbar about Frank, about how he knew about the laundering, he wouldn't be president and we wouldn't be standing here." "But you didn't and you can't now, so here we are." "Two hours and we got nowhere." "All he wants to hear is China." "I told him Beijing is not responsive." "He doesn't give a damn." "The First Lady put a bug in his ear." "Whatever bug she put in there won't crawl out." "I'll set up a meeting." "Just you, me and him." "I don't think a meeting is enough." "We have a vice president that does not know what he is doing, Doug." "He needs to completely turn over all diplomatic affairs to the State Department." " Otherwise, my hands are tied." " Not now." "This can't wait." "When we're finished, I will come and find you." "Could you give us a few moments, Madam Secretary?" " Seth, you're out of line!" "lt's all right." "Call me." "I will." "Thank you, Cathy." "Thank you." " What the fuck are you doing?" " You can't fire me." "You don't interrupt a meeting with the Secretary of State." "I can end Dunbar's campaign." "We can end it today." "How?" "If I deliver, will you keep me on?" "You tell me how first." "Have a seat, Martha." "I've had second thoughts about your resignation." "Would you like to remain as attorney general?" "Yes, I would." "Thank you, Doug." "Did Heather Dunbar inform you of a meeting between herself and Lucas Goodwin?" "You're having me interrogated by my own subordinates?" "They only work for you if you keep your job." "I suggest you answer their questions." " I'd like a lawyer present." " GREEN:" "Let me remind you, ma'am." "Failing to have informed us constitutes withholding of evidence." "Heather is a friend." "It's very simple, Martha." "You work with us, you stay on as AG." "You don't, we prosecute." "GRAYSON:" "Ladies and gentlemen, the First Lady of the United States." "(CAMERAS CLICKING)" "CLAIRE:" "Good afternoon, everyone." "I'd like to update you on my husband's recovery." "The president's medical team gave me a full assessment last night and they have come to the conclusion that the president is in need of a liver transplant if he's to survive." "(CROWD CHATTERING)" "I'm asking the nation to pray with me that a healthy liver makes its way to Francis soon." "(VOICE BREAKING) I'm sorry." "A moment." "I'm sorry." "She's good, isn't she?" " What're you doing here?" " As for the investigation..." "First Lady wanted some support." "CLARE:" "...the FBI director of counterterrorism will give you a full briefing." "But I feel it's important to personally address the document found in Mr. Goodwin's residence that was made available to you just before this conference." "It's filled with language that would make for flashy headlines, words like "murder," "corruption."" "The accusation that the president was involved in the deaths of Peter Russo and Zoe Barnes." "Phrases like "abuse of power,"" "while they have no basis in reality, they do give us a sad glimpse into a very troubled mind." "And it pains me that anyone, even someone who is mentally ill, would think my husband is capable of what Mr. Goodwin believed to be true." "But mostly it pains me for Mr. Goodwin's parents, who are coping with the loss of their son." "By all accounts, he was a decent man for most of his life, but clearly, something snapped in him and he never got the help he so desperately needed." "So I ask that all of you respect his parents' grief by not sensationalizing the words of a sick young man." "And let's remember Lawrence and Betty Meechum, whose son Edward gave his life because of Mr. Goodwin's illness." "Edward's sacrifice is the only reason my husband is still alive." "And Hi be forever grateful for his friendship and his devoted service." "Thank you." "(ALL CLAMORING)" "GRAYSON:" "Counterterrorism Director Nathan Green." "GREEN:" "Today we had a new development in the investigation." "This afternoon we interviewed the attorney general." "She gave us a full account of a conversation she had with Heather Dunbar the day of the shooting." "In this conversation, Ms. Dunbar claimed to have met" "with Lucas Goodwin personally." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "And while we have no reason to believe" "Ms. Dunbar had anything to do with the assassination attempt, we will be questioning her about this alleged conversation." "CYNTHIA:" "Are you arresting her?" "SCHILLER:" "No, ma'am." "We're just here to ask a few questions." "CYNTHIA:" "You need to make a formal request." "MORGAN:" "ls she here now?" "CYNTHIA:" "Send the request directly to me, and then I'll discuss it with Ms. Dunbar's attorneys." "(DOORBELL RINGS)" "TOM:" "Hey, Kate." "I tried calling." "Home and cell." "Pulled out the cord." "Turned off the cell." "'Cause of people like me." "The others had the courtesy not to show up on my doorstep." "Courtesy never got me anywhere." "(TOM CHUCKLES)" "Can we talk?" "Off the record." "(INHALES)" "lf it were anyone but you..." " Well, luckily, it isn't." "Let me get Fausto." "It's time for his walk." "I'm in the nuclear game, not fossil fuels." "No one has the relationships you do in China." "Ah." "Chinese disowned me." "REMY:" "They'll come around." "RAYMOND:" "Who put you up to this?" " Starting my own firm." " I thought you were out?" "REMY: (CHUCKLES) I was fooling myself." "RAYMOND:" "So, president gets shot, and you just can't help taking advantage of the chaos." "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "What you call chaos, I call opportunity." "(RAYMOND CHUCKLES)" "And you're my first client." "(RAYMOND EXHALES)" "I wish you the best." "But I'm not your first client." "I don't want to have anything to do with the White House." "You lost a lot of money during the Walker scandal." "I did, indeed, which is why I'm turning you down." "I'm sorry you came all the way out here for a "no."" "You don't wanna go to prison, do you?" "(SCOFFS)" " Lose the rest of it?" " I've already been pardoned." "For the money laundering, not for perjury." "You said that Walker knew, and he didn't." "What you didn't say is that you were working with Frank." "Why should anybody believe you more than me?" "You take that chance, and watch Clayton West become a penny stock." "Or we're heroes for ending the oil crisis, everybody gets rich, your image is restored." "They'll probably even let you choose the next ambassador in Beijing." " So you don't think any of it is true?" " No." "And I wanted to believe him." "So the First Lady's whole teary-eyed thing?" "(SIGHING) I think she's right." "Something in Lucas snapped." "The Lucas I knew wouldn't have tried to kill a president." "Exactly." "That's my point." "You honestly think Underwood was murdering people?" "Where is your skepticism?" "I'm skeptical of Lucas and I'm skeptical of the White House." "How come there's no proof?" "None." "After Lucas tried, after I tried." "My advice is to let it go." "You're gonna repeat the same goose chase we did." "I had to ask." " What does your editor say?" " To let it go." "(CHUCKLES) You see?" " He's not as good as you are." " Was." "Wish you were at the Telegraph." "Yeah, let rne know if anyone gets fired." "(KNOCKING AT DOOR)" "It's open." "(DOOR OPENING)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(SIGHS)" "I came as soon as I got your text." "We've been slammed since the press conference." "How's it looking?" "Major play on the Dunbar story." "It was a good idea to have the First Lady talk." "You want a soda?" "A glass of water or anything?" "Water's fine." "DOUG:" "I've decided you can stay." "Doug, I hope you can understand." "I got nervous." "Things weren't looking good and..." "Yeah, I wanted an out, in case I needed one." "I mean, it was a mistake." "I wish I hadn't." "You corrected your mistakes." "That's all that matters." "You want ice?" "GRAYSON:" "Sure." "We can't afford anymore shake-ups in the campaign right now, especially with the president in the hospital." "Mmm-hmm." "We also can't afford anymore of your mistakes." "(GRAYSON SCREAMS)" "(MOANING)" "Shut up." "Shut up!" "When I first woke up, I couldn't speak." "I had to blink my eyes if I wanted to respond." "Do you understand?" "(GASPING)" "If I can't get your loyalty... (BREATHING HEAVILY) I will have your obedience." "Blink." "Blink!" "(GROANING)" "(GASPS)" "Fuck!" "(PANTING)" "(COUGHS)" "(GROANS)" "(SOFTLY) Fucking... (GASPING)" "Here." "You're fucked up, man." "(DOOR SLAMS)" "(DOORBELL RINGS) -(FAUSTO BARKING)" " Quit it." " Good morning, Mr. Hammerschmidt." "How can I help you?" "SCHILLER:" "Uh, we're just returning your notes." "We made copies." "These are the originals." "Nothing too useful, huh?" "No, sir, but thank you for your cooperation." "Your paper, too." "It was on the step." "You have a good day, Mr. Hammerschmidt." "You, too." "(FAUSTO BARKS)" "Don't tell me you're hungry already." "I just fed you." "Good God." "I'm coming." "I'm coming." "(FAUSTO PANTING)" "(BARKING)" " DOUG: 'Morning." "'Morning." "DOUG:" "I suggest we turn the negotiations over to Cathy." "If we keep stalling on Russia, gas prices will..." "Now is not a good time." "I won't have the president come back to a White House in disarray." "We don't know that he is coming back." "He is." "I promise you that." "Are you God?" "Who are you to say?" "(TELEPHONE BEEPS)" "Yes?" "SECRETARY:" "Mr. Tusk and Mr. Danton are here." "Send them in." "It was arranged this morning." "We're discussing Russia." "Sir, I am the Chief of Staff." "You have to keep me informed of these things." "Excuse me, but I believe you answer to me, not the other way around." "Secretary Durant should be here." "This meeting is private." "I'll discuss it with you both after." "The president would never allow Raymond..." " Mr. President." " Mr. Tusk." "Remy, good to see you." " Mr. President." " Mr. Stamper." " BLYTHE:" "I'll follow up with you later, Doug." " Yes, sir." "Thanks for taking the time to meet with us on such short notice." "Well, there's no time to waste on this oil thing." "I've made some progress with the Chinese." " Sir, the First Lady is in there right now." " She's expecting me." "(MONITOR BEEPING)" "We're trying to win an election, and you want to remind everyone that the president pardoned Raymond Tusk?" " Let's find somewhere else." " These are matters of state." "You don't have the authority to intervene." "If Donald wants my counsel, that is his prerogative." "You are deliberately deceiving me." " Going behind my..." " You have forgotten your place, Douglas." "My place?" "What about your place?" "You leave him when he needs you most, you threaten him, and now that he's in here, you undermine him." " You're supposed to be..." " Stop." "That is enough." "I will fill you in on everything, but not here." "At the White House." "(MONITOR BEEPING CONTINUOUSLY)" " What's happening?" " His heart." " DOUG:" "Doctor?" " He's had some sporadic arrhythmia." " Will you give us the room for a moment?" " Of course." "We can't keep battling each other, not with him like this." "We need a new path forward, and I would like your help with that." "I promise I won't keep you in the dark." "I'll meet you at the White House whenever you're ready." "I'm staying here." "I think this is more important." "Okay." "RAYMOND:" "Mrs. Underwood." "Mr. Tusk and Mr. Danton have a proposal about how to deal with Russia." "I imagine I'm the last person you expected to see today." "I am a bit surprised, yes, to see both of you." "I'm sure there's some wariness about us being here, but I think we have a good plan on how to handle Russia." "Would you like to join us?" "Raymond can lay it out for you." "Well, I don't know what I can offer." "Well, we're going to catch some flack if word gets out that I'm back in business with the White House." "You could help us smooth that over." "Your press conference was very moving." " L'm sorry about Frank." " Thank you." "Of course, he'd have a conniption fit if he knew I were in the Oval Office." "Well, he is a pragmatist, Raymond." "Whatever works." " Shall we continue?" " Remy." "REMY:" "So, the plan is to propose a partnership between American and Chinese energy companies." " SHARP:" "You seem nervous." "lt's been a while." "(ELEVATOR DINGS)" "(MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)" "ELEVATOR VOICE:" "Going down." "(SCOFFS)" "What should I do, boss?" "(MONITOR BEEPS)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "Dr. Saxon." " I'd like to donate." " Mr. Stamper..." "My blood type is O. I'm healthy." "Let's do the tests." "That's not the only criteria for donation." "You're a recovering alcoholic." "We don't accept..." "I don't care about the rules." "If I'm a match, I want you to do it." "Even if you were, it wouldn't matter." "He's too ill for a partial liver at this point." "He needs a full one." "I'm sorry, but we'll just have to wait and hope." "(MONITOR BEEPING) -(METAL SCRAPING)" "(METAL SLIDING) -(MONITOR CONTINUES BEEPING)" "(BARREL LOCKING)" "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "(GUNSHOT FIRING) -(GRUNTS)" "(GUNSHOTS FIRING)" "(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE FIRING) -(MONITOR BEEPING CONTINUOUSLY)"

"You must use of the techniques using the head otherwise he will be your adversary to use of you." "And then scemotto it makes me the favor not falling in obvious traps cos ?" "." "The ninja they must anticipate the adversary!" "I know anch' ' ste things!" "Instead he is because you do not know to them that you I say." "Understood?" "The movements are mistake to you for via of your impulsività." "Arrived E' my opportunity." "Finally it is uncovered!" "Just six..." "Waaah!" "You have centered!" "Sasuke, wretch!" "You have exaggerated!" "Maledizione!" "Of new the technique of the substitution!" "From my attack it will have understood my position!" "It has made feint to lower the guard!" "They have fallen in its trap like a cretino!" "Sasuke... where six!" "Already it will not have been put outside combat from the sensei!" "Not!" "It will not never happen to Sasuke!" "For a hair it is not shrewed of me!" "Sakura, behind of you." "Eh!" ""the ninja they must know to anticipate the adversary"?" "That anger!" "I swear that not cadr ò never more in one its trap!" "Like not dettooo!" "Bocciati?" "The decision of Kakashi!" "Eh?" "Eh!" "Cos' has happened!" "Dov' is the Sensei?" "What has happened?" "But that..." "I do not understand!" "Sakura..." "Sasuke-kun?" "Know." "Sakura..." "To." "Aiu.." "Helps Me..." "Perhaps I have exaggerated a pochino." "But it had to hold account if he were real or less." "That urlo...it was of Sakura." "According to foundation of the combats of a ninja, it is that one of the Genjutsu.(Illusory Limbs)" "The Sakura small is failed easy." "Genjutsu, eh?" "One risen of ipnotismo." "It does not astonish to me that with she it has worked." "For ò..." "I am various from they." "Pits in you I would wait for to say it after to have taken a door-bell." "Sasuke-kun." "E' useless to try of the direct attacks!" "One trap!" "What!" "But you it watches.!" "That bastard!" "It does not leave me the time not to read "the Paradise of the Pomiciata"." "Uh?" "But that..." "Hour memory!" "Sasuke-kun was in end of life and I..." "Sasuke-kun!" "Not to die!" "Not to leave me!" "Where seiii!" "It watches that one looks at hung a tree..." "There is from eating on that stone!" "The ninja they must anticipate the adversary..." "All adding I must say that various six from the others two." "Horse!" "Tiger!" "Katon Goukakyuu not Jutsu (Technical of the Supreme Fire Ball)" "What!" "That one is one technical that a Genin it would not have to succeed to use..." "In theory it must not have the chakra sufficient!" "Not there is!" "Dov' is escaped!" "Of side!" "Up!" "They are here under." "Thing.?" "Doton Shinjuuzanshu not Jutsu!" "(Element Earth:" "Decapitation kills)" "The third foundation of the combats of a Ninja it is the Ninjutsu. (magical limbs)" "How you are?" "You cannot move, true?" "I must admit that you six fact to be worth." "Even if one says that to caval that better it pulls, toccan it gets worse to them scudiciate." "Eternal damnation!" "Also without to me it are earned honestly it taking a door-bell, I can eat the same one!" "Good appetite!" "Ehi!" "I was alone joking." "Too much late!" "Merda, is too much difference between of we." "Sakura." "It has cut the testaaa!" "But that it takes to it?" "Sasuke-kun?" "But then six alive one!" "Mollami!" "It lacks little to noon." "I go." "Sasuke-kun, you still have intention to take those door-bells!" "Little ago I have grazes them to you, the next time to take them ò." "Eh!" "Indeed.?" "Fantastic E' Sasuke-kun." "Maledizione!" "I not to never succeed ò to take one of those door-bells." "Risk of having to separate to me from Sasuke-kun!" "For ò, you know, by now not is more time" "Even if this time ce we have not made it, the next one you will see that it will go better." "Only I I can kill that man." "Eh?" "But who?" "It speaks about the Sensei!" "That time cried." "Pianse..?" "But about that it speaks?" "I am a vendicatore." "I must become more strongly than he." "I cannot be stopped now." "I want to kill who I know." "Eternal damnation." "We have wasted time speaking." "Sasuke-kun..." "You feel you feel like brontolano your bellies." "I wanted dirvi that, considered this practice nobody of you will have to return to the Academy of the ninja." "How?" "But I am alone svenuta..." "Went well the same one?" "The love always wins!" "And you go!" "YAH!" "Then it wants to say that we three..." "Exact one." "I want that you three you stop of being of the ninja!" "In... incredible..." "It has not promoted neanche one student?" "Iruka..." "It will not be cos ì if those three will have to become of the ninja effective." "The decision of Kakashi always has been corrected." "To stop of being ninja!" "What you would want to say!" "I admit!" "True E'..." "We are not resolutions to take the door-bell!" "But because we would have quite to stop of being ninja!" "Why you are all of the inadatti plump children to this profession." "Sasuke!" "E' for that I say that you are of the pivelli." "Not to tread on Sasuke-kun!" "But that idea you are made of the trade of ninja?" "According to you because you have been uniforms in groups for this practice?" "What you would want to say?" "In practical you have not understood null of the solution of this examination." "The solution!" "Exact one." "The solution that marks the outcome of the examination." "We thought that he was..." "Stupiden..." "You are stupid or what?" "Understood because you are not in a group?" "What enters there that three persons are in group!" "E' THE SQUARE JOB." "It says to cooperate between of we?" "Just cos ì." "But by now it is late although hour of it you have conscience." "You would even have taken the door-bells if you had attacked to me in three." "But you have mistaken." "It waits for a moment..." "Like it is made to head at the square job, when ce two of door-bells are alone!" "Even if we had tried to take the door-bells with all our forces, one would be remained outside!" "Other that square job!" "There would be puttinges to litigate!" "Sure!" "The attempt of this examination is just that one makes you to litigate." "What!" "In this way, we select those more capacities to the square job that it does not give importance to the personal gain." "This was the objective..." "For ò you have made tutt' other." "Sakura..." "You instead thinking next to Naruto that you had in front of you you had in mind single Sasuke although you did not know neanche where it was." "Naruto!" "You six rashly launch to the attack alone." "While you, Sasuke, have made the same game hermit because convinced that the others two were only a weight." "A mission is executed with the entire group!" "True E' that to a ninja serves ability characterizes them advanced but the square job assumes greater importance." "The individualismo that corrupts the square job it puts in danger the companions, ending with killing them." "As an example..." "Sakura!" "You kill Naruto or morirà Sasuke!" "And it goes to end cos ì..." "Oh!" "That fright that you must take one impossible choice after that has taken to you a hostage." "And this door to the dead women of someone." "The rischiosi missions are job!" "Watched here all these names affected this slab they belong to the ninja that in this village comes calls heroes to you." "It appeals to to me!" "It appeals to to me!" "Hour that I know it, I want to record my name on that stone!" "A hero!" "A hero!" "S ì, diventer ò a hero!" "For ò... whichever are not heroes." "Ah not!" "And that type of heroes is?" "Then!" "Which heroes are?" "Those who is said K.I.A." "K.I.A.?" "Heroes Died in Mission." "This is one lapide." "Also the name of my better friend is recorded here over." "Hour to give ?" "a last possibility to you." "For ò in the afternoon the fight for the door-bells will be still more hard!" "This challenge will eat only who chip ax." "But dates not to eat to Naruto." "E' the penance in order to have tried to eat alone going against the rules." "If the dates to eat I disqualify to you from the examination." "Here the rules I them make..." "Clearly?" "Me excuses..." "It listens, Iruka." "It does not import the result, not to take it to you with Kakashi." "S ì." "I am very well even if I do not eat!" "I am very well!" "..." "Prendi." "Ehi..!" "Sasuke-kun!" "..." "The Sensei has said to us..." "Not to worry, I do not feel more to you its presence." "In the afternoon we will go to take the door-bells in three." "To empty stomach me it would be only of weight." "Sasuke-kun..." "(Sakura-chan...)" "Thanks..." "You do not have ringraziar, eats how much you want to me." "for ò, uhm..." "I was... they are to diet" "Just like Sasuke-kun." "Cos ì you do not have yourself to be worried." "For ò..." "Vedi..." "Sbrigati, we do not know when it will return." "Making ò only for this time..." "Only for this time." "Understood?" "Understood!" "VOIII!" "You have smashed the rule!" "You are ready for the punishment?" "Your last words?" "P... for ò..." "AH?" "For ò..." "For ò...!" "For ò...!" "You have said!" "Here because we three are one square, just?" "S ì!" "We three are one square!" "!" "!" "!" "E' cos ì!" "You would be one square, eh?" "Promoted!" "EH?" "Promossi." "Promoted!" "Because!" "You three are first." "All the children who have preceded to you did not make other that to obey blind to all us ò that I said they." ""a ninja he must know to anticipate the movements of the adversary"" "In the world of the ninja, who does not respect the rules come considered feccia." "For ò who does not hold from account the own companions ... he is feccia of peggior the species." "The Sensei..." "The Sensei Is..." "The Sensei is a myth!" "Your practice ends here." "You are all promoted!" "From tomorrow Group 7 it will begin the true missions!" "S ì, getlteman!" "Ce I have made it!" "They are a ninja!" "A ninja!" "A ninja!" "We go to house!" "Fantastic!" "Ehi!" "I knew that I made this fine!" "SLEGATEMIII!" "Diamine!" "We are making missions borings alone..." "And I that I thought to make something of large." "For ò the only one that we will accept it will be protect this old one." "It jokes on me, laughing to me in face and saying that I have the face from idiot." "It must decide." "Old Ehi listens to me carefully!" "Now I transform myself..." "Ehi!" "You are listening to me!" "Eternal damnation!" "In the next one understood it:" "Important Mission!" "Towards the Country of the Waves!" "You will not lack to see to me in action!"

"9th May, 1940." "In France and Britain, things had been quiet in the war up to now." "Life had gone on almost as in peacetime." "In this small French town, not far from the German border, the children continued to go to school as normal." "But this would be their last class." "EXPLOSION" "On the next day, the German soldiers invaded France." "Life would never be quite the same again." "This series is the epic story of World War Two." "As it raged across countries and continents." "As millions of soldiers fought from the Atlantic to the Pacific." "Banzai!" "It is the moving story of the millions of civilians whose homes were destroyed and lives disrupted..." "..as they were caught up in the cataclysm of war." "To tell this story, the best footage of the war has been painstakingly transformed, using digital techniques, into colour." "Along with original colour home movies, it gives a completely new perspective to one of the greatest events of the last century." "This is the powerful story of the apocalypse and of the people who fought the Second World War." "10th May, 1940." "At dawn, the Germans unleashed their offensive in the West." "German paratroopers were dropped into Holland." "They were the vanguard, the first of three million invaders." "The Wehrmacht marched into Belgium, all part of Hitler's deception plan." "The Germans pretended they were going to attack France through neutral Belgium as they did in 1914." "The commander in chief of the Allied forces, French General Gamelin, ordered the British and French armies to enter neighbouring Belgium." "Gamelin moved his motorised divisions, the elite of the French army, into Belgium, along with the entire British Expeditionary Force." "These were the best soldiers he had." "Their task was to stop the German advance through Belgium." "Hitler, in his headquarters, was delighted." "His deception plan had worked!" "He exclaimed, "I could weep for joy."" "He instructed Field Marshal Goering, in command of the air force, not to bomb the French and British columns, and to let them proceed deep into Belgian territory." "Then he attacked them from the rear." "His real offensive was through the Ardennes forest." "According to the French high command," ""No tank could ever get through those densely-forested hills."" "But nothing stopped the German panzers except their own traffic jams." "Meanwhile, in the Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg, people who were lucky enough to own cars were the first to flee." "The Germans continued their diversionary tactics, invading Belgium with specially-trained airborne forces." "SINGING IN GERMAN" "The sappers belted out the song they had sung in Poland," ""The girls will have to wait, comrades!" ""It's time to go, comrades!"" "On 11th May, at daybreak," "German paratroopers were dropped into Belgium." "Their goal was to capture the linchpin of the Belgian defence system," "Fort Eben-Emael on the Albert Canal, reputed to be impregnable." "An intrepid German soldier was filmed on the top of a turret, setting off explosives." "The fort was captured in less than 24 hours." "Film of the triumphant conquerors would create a reputation of German invincibility." "After the fort fell, people scrambled to catch the last trains to Paris." "In the French capital, the Red Cross was swamped." "Belgian refugees were transferred to cattle trucks heading south." "As the Germans entered Liege, the panic spread." "Faced with such a show of force, the only thing to do was obey or flee." "EXPLOSIONS" "For hundreds of years, wars had been fought here." "And throughout history, farmers had always been the last to flee, to abandon their animals." "The Flemish poet Emile Verhaeren had written," ""The people around here" ""have nothing at all," ""Nothing before them" ""but the endlessness" ""of the open road." ""The people who work the fields," ""the people round here," ""have only endless misfortune."" "The Germans unleashed an aerial offensive, destroying crossroads..." "..airfields... ..refineries and fuel supplies." "Cities in northern and eastern France were bombed." "The French were now facing the reality of modern warfare." "In the Netherlands, the port of Rotterdam was ablaze." "The result of a German terror-bombing raid, like the one on Warsaw." "But these bombs were dropped afterthe city had surrendered, another of Hitler's war crimes." "In London, there was a new prime minister, Winston Churchill." "His first speech revealed his determination to keep fighting." ""I will say, without a doubt," ""that the fate of Holland and Belgium, like that of Poland," ""Czechoslovakia and Austria," ""will be decided by the victory of the British Empire" ""and the French Republic."" "But things had taken a sudden turn for the worse in France." "In just three days, the Germans had swept through the Ardennes and were advancing towards the French defensive line on the Meuse River." "MACHINE-GUN FIRE" "Closing the net with their pincer movement, the Germans tried to entrap the Allied troops massed in Belgium." "The German advance rapidly overwhelmed the French defences." "With hand grenades, machine guns... ..they took the town of Sedan in one day." "Success at Sedan proved to be the key to victory." "BOMBS WHINE" "EXPLOSION" "The next obstacle for the Germans was the Meuse river." "On the night of 13th May, they brought in girders to bridge the river." "The French fought back." "But the Germans neutralised the French artillery, and the next morning their sappers finished the bridge, galvanised by their general, Heinz Guderian, a 42-year-old Prussian." "A great armoured warfare strategist, he deployed tanks to strike with force, daring and speed." "The blitzkrieg, or "lightning war", was intended to give the enemy no time to react." "First in were the tanks, then the infantry, all supported by aircraft, especially the Stuka." "The Stukas were dive-bombers equipped with sirens." "Their highly-trained pilots released their bombs at the last minute with lethal precision." "The French premier, Paul Reynaud, telephoned Churchill in alarm." ""They've broken through the front, the road to Paris is open."" "The French generals were at a loss, unable to react to the crisis." "With the Allied forces tied up in Belgium, how could they stop the German advance?" "Paris, in late May, 1940." "The French authorities were struggling to deal with the increasing number of refugees." "All of Belgium and northern France seemed to be pouring into the city." "Schools, hospitals and barracks were soon overflowing." "For these people, their exile had begun." "Information was sparse, rumours abounded." "Had Gamelin, the French general, committed suicide?" "No." "But the French high command now realised that the Germans were heading for the coast and the Allies had fallen into a trap." "A counterattack was ordered, and a young colonel named Charles de Gaulle distinguished himself at the head of a tank brigade." "The French army possessed more tanks and many were of better quality" "The French soldiers kept asking themselves," ""Why isn't our air force protecting us?"" "Badly led and poorly organised, the French pilots were outnumbered three to one, but they fought on regardless." "1,000 German pilots were shot down and taken prisoner." "The British government repeatedly asked its French ally to hand over these pilots in order to transfer them to Canada... in vain." "This proved to be a terrible blunder." "When the armistice was signed, these pilots returned to Germany and were then able to join the battle against Britain." "The German panzers moved swiftly through the towns and villages of northern France." "Valiantly, French and British soldiers tried to slow the German advance." "MACHINE-GUN FIRE" "But the Germans crushed any pockets of resistance." "The French commanders no longer knew where the enemy were." "A staff officer, Captain Beaufre." ""We kept receiving more and more bad news." ""The atmosphere was unbelievable." ""After eight days in a row of disastrous news," ""we were being worn down psychologically." ""That was also the first time I ever saw a man cry."" "The Germans finally fought their way through to the English Channel." "Their deception plan worked brilliantly." "Lured into Belgium, the British Expeditionary Force and the French armed forces were now encircled." "On 28th May, the Belgian king surrendered, along with his army." "The British Expeditionary Force withdrew towards the coast." "The Allied armies were on the brink of disaster." "In Paris, the French premier, Paul Reynaud, dismissed Gamelin and appointed a new commander, General Weygand, 72 years old," "one of the architects of the Allied victory in 1918." "To bolster morale," "Reynaud named another World War I hero as vice-premier, 84-year-old Marshal Petain, who would soon turn his back on Reynaud's policies." "But Weygand had no choice, he too was forced to order a full retreat towards Dunkirk." "Hitler let them go." "Maybe this was a gesture of mercy towards Great Britain and he was hoping for a separate peace." "Or had Goering assured him that his air force was capable of preventing an evacuation?" "400,000 men flooded onto the beach, helpless and in disarray." "They had one last chance, to escape across the Channel." "Churchill ordered any vessel that could float to go and get them." "Destroyers, minesweepers, trawlers, tugboats, barges, luxury yachts," "and even the Thames fireboat." "The flotilla of "little ships" sailed across the Channel to rescue the besieged troops." "On the outskirts of Dunkirk, British and French troops held back the Germans, with heavy losses." "Goering sent in the Luftwaffe's Stukas and bombers." "AEROPLANE ENGINE SCREAMS" "224,000 British and 114,000 French troops were successfully evacuated," "rescued from death or capture." "CHEERING" "The British army was saved." "But it was in tatters." "The French were sent back to Brittany in a final attempt to defend their country." "The British were sent off to be re-equipped." "All of Great Britain hailed Dunkirk as an extraordinary feat." "Churchill, however, put it into perspective." "He told the House of Commons, "Wars are not won by evacuations."" "Even so, it was then, in those first days of June 1940, that the "Dunkirk spirit" was born." "The British people now had to face up to fighting on alone." "Some thought it was time to make peace with Hitler." "On 4th June, Churchill, who was also battling the defeatists within government, spoke out." "His words made history." ""We shall fight on the beaches, on the landing grounds, in the fields," ""in the streets and on the hills." ""We shall never surrender."" "Finally, on that same day, the Germans took Dunkirk." "Abandoned equipment was everywhere, lavishly filmed by the Wehrmacht's propaganda units." "The British forces had left behind almost everything." "And the beach was littered with wreckage." "Hitler proclaimed the Battle of Dunkirk as "the greatest battle in history"" "and said the 4th of June would now be a national holiday in Germany." "In spite of their success, the Germans also suffered huge losses." "Guderian allowed his soldiers to take a break." "They were proud of their general and marked their equipment with his initial, G." "THEY LAUGH AND SPEAK GERMAN" "Most of them were drunk with fatigue." "After fighting non-stop, night and day, they had hardly slept in four weeks." "ENGINE ROARS" "The offensive continued." "France looked like it was about to collapse." "But Reynaud and De Gaulle, now General and Undersecretary of State for War, were determined to continue the fight." "On the 10th of June, 1940, in Rome, the Italian dictator Mussolini," ""Il Duce", had a big announcement to make." "Mussolini was already dreaming of his share of the spoils." "Corsica, Nice, Savoy," "Tunisia, Malta." "The Allies called his declaration of war 'a stab in the back'." "General Rommel's troops stormed into Normandy and entered Rouen." "Paris was declared an open city." "It was turned over to the enemy without a fight in order to be spared the fate of Warsaw and Rotterdam." "The French government had already evacuated to Bordeaux as the Germans approached Paris." "Abandoned by their government, many Parisians fled." "All of France seemed to take to the road, an event that would come to be known by a biblical name - the Exodus." "Six million French men and women set off towards the river Loire, the last line of defence." "But there was no defence against the Stukas." "At daybreak, on the 14th of June 1940, the Germans entered Paris." "The Nazi Swastika flew triumphantly over the French capital." "The first act of the German occupiers was to seize records from the abandoned ministries - lists of spies, of Jews, of Freemasons." "Even the original copy of the Treaty of Versailles that so humiliated Germany in 1919 was sent off to Hitler." "The Exodus had come to a halt." "The bridges over the Loire had been blown." "There was nowhere left to flee to." "Petain, in Bordeaux, wanted to put an end to the suffering." "The Germans continued their relentless advance south with such speed that the French army began to disintegrate." "It's losses were huge." "In one month, 100,000 French soldiers had died, more than in the first month of the First World War." "One million, eight hundred and fifty thousand soldiers were taken prisoner, along with 36,000 officers and 176 generals." "Among the prisoners, were many African soldiers from the French colonial troops." "3,000 African soldiers and officers from the French army were shot and killed after they were captured." "Racism was rampant among the German soldiers after seven years of Nazi indoctrination." "Marshal Petain was appointed to head the French government." "On the 17th of June, those who had remained in Paris listened to Petain." "The First World War hero now announced that he was seeking an Armistice." "RADIO CRACKLES" "German radio translated this speech announcing France's capitulation." "Some people in France were able to receive the BBC." "General de Gaulle had arrived in London." "On the 18th of June, he denounced the Armistice." "A few days later, he recorded a new speech." "As he toured Paris, Hitler received a telegram of congratulations from Stalin." "On the 22nd of June 1940, Hitler arrived in Compiegne, near Paris, to accept the French surrender." "Everything was designed to humiliate the losers." "Hitler had brought in the same railway car that was used for the signing of the 1918 Armistice that had sealed Germany's defeat." "His revenge was complete." "The French delegation was led by General Huntziger." "An interpreter read out a diatribe accusing France of declaring war without any reason." "Hitler did not utter a single world." "Then he stood up and left." "The French delegates had been informed of the terms of the Armistice." "One of them they objected to, handing over all the anti-Nazi" "Germans who had taken refuge in France." "Huntziger tried to negotiate." "The Germans refused." "The Armistice was signed as it was." "It was a humiliation for France and a catastrophe for Britain who had lost its major ally." "Hitler visited the men who had delivered the stunning victory." "He was more solemn when he entered Strasbourg and its cathedral." "Alsace and Lorraine were German once again, as he promised they would be in Mein Kampf." "The spoils of the French campaign, 2,000 tanks, 5,000 cannons, 300,000 rifles," "four million rounds of ammunition." "The other spoils were the factories, the harbours, all the riches of France." "It was the French who had declared war." "As a consequence, they would have to pay the equivalent of 100 million dollars a day in compensation." "General Huntziger visited Germany for the first meeting of the commission charged with applying the terms of the Armistice." "To spare troops, Hitler decided to let" "France retain partial sovereignty under a government at his beck and call, and with a limited army, stripped of heavy weapons, just to maintain order." "France was divided in two - an occupied zone in the north and along the entire Atlantic coast giving the Germans all the ports." "Italy controlled the Mediterranean area and occupied a narrow ribbon along the Alps." "The rest was called a "free zone" with a new capital, Vichy." "This spa town had been chosen because of its many hotels." "In early July, Marshal Petain moved in, along with all the government ministries." "However, the Vichy government continued to control a vast colonial empire and above all, a still-powerful navy." "Hitler demanded that its ships be disarmed and remain in their ports for he was afraid the navy might join forces with Britain." "Churchill feared the opposite - that it would fall into German hands." "He ordered the Royal Navy to neutralize it." "A British naval force sailed to one of France's biggest naval bases," "Mers el Kebir in Algeria." "Churchill was taking no risks." "An ultimatum was dispatched." ""Either join us, scuttle your own ships," ""or leave for the West Indies."" "The Vichy government ignored the demands." "The Royal Navy opened fire." "Two French battleships, two cruisers and a destroyer were sunk." "Twelve hundred French sailors were killed." "Seeking to show his people, the world and, above all, the United States how determined he was," "Churchill had struck out at his former ally, whose fleet could have helped the Germans land on British shores." "The ministers in Vichy wanted to declare war on Britain." "Petain disagreed, saying one defeat is enough." "CHEERING" "All of Germany cheered Hitler for his stunning lightning conquest of Europe." "He now saw himself as the greatest war leader of all time,on a par with Napoleon." "And, like the Emperor Napoleon, no-one dared to contradict him any more." "The Germans occupied the Channel Islands, Jersey and Guernsey - the first step towards an invasion of Britain." "But Hitler held off." "The British were, after all, Anglo-Saxons, distant cousins." "An alliance with Britain was still a possibility." "All Europe would be German, and the ocean British." "But Churchill refused to negotiate." "The British prepared for a German invasion and removed all signs and nameplates." "It was rumoured that the Germans had won the Battle of France because they had good maps." "Another urgent measure was to evacuate the children to the countryside for safety - a painful process." "The young women of Britain enlisted, along with their mothers and grandmothers." "Every woman had to help to defend her home against the fearsome German paratroopers." "♪ LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY" "The men joined up as local defence volunteers in the Home Guard, even veterans of the First World War." "Even Chelsea Pensioners joined up." "While civilians were mobilised, the Army, rescued at Dunkirk, reformed." "America supplied the rifles, machine guns and anti-aircraft guns and soldiers prepared for battle." "Churchill delivered another of his great speeches to inspire the British people." "(WINSTON CHURCHILL) The Battle of Britain is about to begin." "Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say," ""This was their finest hour."" "One of Churchill's principal weapons was the Royal Air Force along with its superb aircraft," "like the Spitfire with its Rolls-Royce Merlin engine- the best fighter plane in the world." "Britain also excelled in the field of electronics." "A Briton had invented radar." "In the RAF Ops rooms, radar was used for detecting enemy aircraft and guiding pilots towards them." "Pilots from all over the British Empire were joined by airmen who had managed to flee their countries under German occupation." "Poles, Dutch, Belgians, Czechs and quite a few Americans." "Their country might be neutral, but they weren't." "And there were Free French Forces, along with de Gaulle." "Some of the RAF pilots were Oxford and Cambridge students." "One of them, Richard Hillary, wrote before going into combat..." ""We were known as the long-haired boys." ""We were disillusioned and spoiled." ""The press referred to us as the Lost Generation." ""Superficially, we were selfish and egocentric." ""The war gave us an opportunity to prove to ourselves and to the world" ""that, undisciplined though we might be," ""we were a match for Hitler's dogma-fed youth."" "These German pilots had been trained in the Hitlerjugend, the Hitler Youth, with the sole idea of revenge." "They felt they were the elite." "Their leader, Goering, was one of the regime's most popular figures." "Goering, who loved a life of luxury, had turned the Hotel Ritz in Paris into the Luftwaffe's French headquarters." "He had promised Hitler that, in five days, he could destroy the Royal Air Force, take control of the air and enable the Wehrmacht to invade Britain." "And the Luftwaffe now had a big advantage - it could use all of France's airfields, their installations and equipment." "Its pilots had plenty of experience, like Adolf Galland, with his trademark cigar, who had fought against the Republicans in Spain." "Or Werner Molders, an ace from the Battle of France." "He was one of those pilots shot down, taken prisoner and then returned to the Germans." "He was now leading the aerial offensive against Britain." "Taking off from these fields in occupied France, the Germans began to attack convoys in the Channel, then coastal ports and then the airfields in southern England in the engagement that would be called the Battle of Britain." "The Luftwaffe shot down 400 British aircraft at the cost of 1,000 of their own." "But the RAF pilots held out." "GUNFIRE" "Churchill proclaimed that," ""Never, in the field of human conflict, was so much owed by so many to so few."" "Hitler was forced to postpone his plans to invade Britain." "This was his first setback." "He decided to change tactics." "He said, "The British will surrender when" ""their cities have been destroyed."" "German bombers attacked British cities like London and Coventry." "This was the Blitz, with its daily bombings." "But this change in targets was a fatal mistake on Hitler's part, because if he had continued bombing the airfields, he could have broken the Royal Air Force." "Bombing the cities relieved the pressure on the RAF." "But the British people were now in the firing line." "Those who had gardens dug shelters in them." "Some slept in the Underground and still went to work the next day." "People rarely lost their confidence or sense of humour." "London was bombed, with only a single respite, for 76 consecutive nights." "40,000 civilians were killed." "200,000 homes were damaged." "The determined spirit of the people of Britain became legendary." "♪ We'll have a barrel of fun... ♪" "♪ BAND PLAYS "ROLL OUT THE BARREL"" "♪ We'll have a barrel of fun" "♪ Roll out the barrel... ♪" "Hitler was exasperated." "He called Churchill, "A Jew-ridden, half-American drunkard."" "From then on, whenever he was thwarted, he would vent his fury against the Jews." "On the 12th of October 1940, on the day of Yom Kippur, a ten-foot-high wall was erected around the Warsaw ghetto, enclosing 500,000 Jews - men, women, children, old people " "who would all suffer horribly from hunger, cold and poverty." "In his retreat in the Bavarian Alps, the Berghof, Hitler was filmed by his mistress, Eva Braun, as he celebrated Christmas 1940," "surrounded by the children of Nazi dignitaries." "He was planning another big gamble, to conquer new living space in the East by launching a massive invasion of the Soviet Union." "But having failed to take Britain, he had to move quickly before Churchill was able to draw America into the war." "Hitler's next offensive would set the world ablaze." "Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd"

"That's highway department's problem, not mine." "I'm gonna have to call you back." "Alright, what are you three doing here?" "Aren't you supposed to be in school?" "Yeah, well we came to see that UFO you cleared from that field this morning." "You mean the weather balloon?" "They got to him." "Who got to me, Dennis?" "The secret government agency in charge of extra-terrestrial cover-ups." "How much are they paying you?" "All right, that's enough, guys." "Back to school now." "Do you think this is a game, Mr. Spencer?" "I assure you, it's not." "Inside that grounded cassiopeian death pod sits an army of glornokian mercenaries intent on colonizing our planet and propagating their evil species." "After they probe us." "We should go." "He's packing." "Yeah." "There are no such things as UFOs, Shawn." "So the plaintiff is entitled to compensatory and punitive damages, per article 35-a, section "J,"" "which stip... which, uh..." "[loud mechanized humming]" "[Violent shaking]" "[Loud, deep hum]" "Oh, Jesus!" "Toby!" "Hey, Roy." "Are you... are you okay?" "Just came by to drop off the Patterson file..." "And some refills." "Oh, yeah, right." "Um, listen, did you notice any commotion a moment ago?" "No." "No." "What kind of commotion are we talking about?" "Toby." "Toby!" "Toby, where are you going?" "Toby, no!" "Aren't you forgetting something?" " No." " Hey!" "Hey!" "Chief said we were supposed to let him drive around with us, get to know our process." "We are not currently driving." "You need to stop taking your frustration with Shawn out on Henry." "Better him than the neighbor's cat." "Ow." "I..." "I could have suffocated in there!" "Jeez, I cracked the window." " I'm glad that Shawn peanut-buttered your phone the other day." "I knew that was him." " Guys!" " I still have jif in my ear." "Mr. Kessler, I am Detective O'Hara, and this is Detective Lassiter, and this is Henry Spencer, who helps us coordinate our investigations." "So, sir, I understand you witnessed a kidnapping last night." "I'd say it was more of an abduction." "Do you have any idea who the perpetrator was?" "Yes!" "An extraterrestrial." "How come the crazies never live close by?" "Listen, I know it sounds nuts, but I'm telling you, I saw it with my own eyes." "An alien came down and snatched a young lawyer that works at my firm..." "Toby Shore." "Mr. Kessler, no offense, but I think you're gonna have a hard time finding anyone to believe a story like that." "Was he tall and scaly, or short, with a huge lollipop head?" "Tall, I think." " Reptilian." " Probably hostile." "All right, people, we're gonna need a speak spell and seven pounds of mashed potatoes." "Enough!" "Mr. Kessler, if your co-worker doesn't show up in the next eight hours, feel free to file a missing persons report." "Until then, stop wasting our time." "You owe me a new phone!" "You have a very nice home." "This UFO, was it more like a bright sphere, or two soup bowls glued together?" "No, it was a sphere, definitely." "What are you guys?" "Are you UFO chasers?" "Nothing as ridiculous as that." "We're psychic detectives." "And we can help you get to the bottom of what happened last night." "Ah, fantastic." "You're hired." "Shawn!" "May I have a word?" "Excuse us." "I..." "I really don't think you should take this case." "Well, I don't think you should be dropping the dime on my peanut butter pranks." "Look, we all know there's 0% chance that you don't end up believing this kook." "How do you figure that?" "Because you want to believe him, Shawn." "Just like you wanted to believe it wasn't a weather balloon when you were a kid, and you wanted to believe that it was aliens that abducted Joe Piscopo." "That remains my theory until someone can pinpoint the man's whereabouts." "Don't worry, Mr. Spencer, I promise you we will not let our interest in UFOs affect our judgment." "Good. 'Cause you run around town telling everybody that an alien did this, you're gonna look like a couple of nut jobs." "Shawn, I can't hire nut jobs." "Dad, would you relax, please?" "Obviously we don't think aliens are responsible." "Good." "[horn honks]" "Hold your horses!" "Because if aliens did do this, there'd be signs of electrical disruptions." "[Chuckles] Exactly!" "What else would we see, Gus?" "Well, there would most definitely be a visible ground disturbance." "Right." "So where do you guys want to start?" "How 'bout your terrace?" "Whoa." "All those people who gave you, Dennis, and I flak for believing in aliens in school..." "Jeff Garrett, and that female Russian exchange student who stole my wallet... they're gonna eat their words when this goes public." "I've got news, Gus." "Toby Shore was not abducted by an alien." "What?" "But what about the lights and grass and stuff?" "It's time we learned it's never the crazy suspect." "It wasn't a mummy." "It wasn't the devil." "It wasn't even bigfoot." "Bigfoot?" "When did we suspect bigfoot?" "Missing school bus case." "Remember, there were bite marks in cushion." "The driver's seat was pushed back six feet." "Okay, okay, you're probably right that it's not an alien, but why don't we keep investigating just to be sure." "Because my dad actually makes a valid point." "It's gonna be hard to get any objective work done when we're both secretly hoping that it's an alien." "So we can rub it in Jeff Garrett's face." "No, Gus, we have to let that go." "So what are you saying, that we pass on the case?" "No." "Your $1,200 balance on your J.C. Penny card is not gonna pay for itself." "We'll just have to acknowledge our mutual tendency to think unreasonably about this topic, police ourselves accordingly." " How?" " All right..." "If one of us starts leaning towards the alien theory, other one gets to flick him in the ear." "That's an incredibly stupid idea." "You have exactly three seconds to beat it." "Three, two, one..." "pbbbt!" "Now, how is that fair?" "Now, let's find out what, if anything, happened here last night." "Roy?" "May I call you Phil?" "I'd rather you didn't." "Fair enough." "How many beers did you have last night?" "Just one." "Aw, come on, what..." "Are you implying that I beer-goggled an alien abduction?" "Happened to Gus last New Years." "I hit the white zin hard." "I promise you, I was sober as a judge." "Let me ask you this." "If Toby wasn't abducted last night, what happened to him?" "Maybe he left when you weren't looking." "His car's still in the driveway." "And listen to this." "When I went out to move it this morning, it wouldn't start." "The car's brand-new!" " Really?" "You know, cars often lose battery power when they come in contact with UFOs... ow!" "Thank you." "Have you tried calling him?" "Yeah." "About 50 times." "Just goes straight to voice mail." "Maybe he's out of range." "Aah!" "What the hell was that for?" "You were implying he's in space." " No, I wasn't." " Yes, you were." "Where are you going?" "Mr. Kessler, maybe we should talk to your neighbors to see if they saw anything." "Good luck with that." "The nearest one's about half a mile away." "Listen, you gotta believe me." "I was just sitting at the desk last night, and the whole house started to shake." "And then there were these lights, and then this..." "I was hearing this weird sound." "It sounded like... [a la close encounters...] # zong..." "Shong..." "Bong... # # naa... #" "No, it sounded nothing like that." "Oh, really." "Sorry." "I was actually trying to make this sound." "[Noises from night before]" "That's it!" "That's it!" "That's the sound." "You weren't even close." "You know I struggle with tone deafness." "Why would you..." "now do you believe me?" "Before we answer that question, we'll need to consult an expert." "Hi, we're looking for Dennis Gogolack." "Shawn?" "Gus?" " Dennis?" " No." "Get the hell out of here." "I don't believe it!" "What an awesome surprise!" "What are you guys doing?" "It's been forever!" "Wow, we didn't even recognize you, now that you're..." " What, not fat and nerdy?" " Well..." "It's okay." "It's the truth." "I credit my personal trainer and lasiks." "Losing the wizard's cloak also helped." "Come on, get inside here!" "Wow." "That's interesting." "Yeah, my wife's into stuff that dangles." "Looks like the software business has been good to you, Dennis." "[Footsteps on stairs]" "Very good." "Oh, hey, guys." "I'm Dennis' wife, Molly." "That was the creepiest "very" that I've ever heard." " Hey." " Hi." "Babe, this is Shawn and Gus." "Two good friends of mine from back in grade school." "And now they're psychic detectives." "How cool is that?" "Really cool." "Nice meeting you guys." "Why didn't you tell me that we were having friends over, Denny?" "Actually, we didn't give Denny much of a heads up." "Here's the thing..." "We're investigating a case that may have involved an alien abduction!" "And being that your husband is one of the foremost experts on the topic..." "[Nervous laughter]" "I'm..." "I'm sorry, guys, I'm afraid" "I'm not much of an expert anymore." "Pbbbt!" "It's been 20 years since I was into that stuff." "Oh, well, that's..." "same here, bro, I mean..." "Beer." "Yeah, Denny is a total jock." "Guilty." "I'm guilty as charged." " Wow." " They did, like, a little.." " Explosion." " Yeah." "But hey, you guys don't have to take off yet." "We've got some catching up to do." "Actually, we're under a bit of a time crunch." "No, no, no, let me just give you a quick tour of the place." "Denny, I was actually gonna go hang with the girls, though." "Is that okay?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Nice meeting you guys." " Very nice." " Stop it." "Come on." "Come check out my office!" "All right." "I gotta say, Dennis, I'm surprised that you, of all people, outgrew the whole nerd thing." "I mean, come on, you were a class-three dungeon master with your own set of custom 12-sided dice." "[Door shuts]" "Let's go." "What..." "Oh, my..." "You are a closet nerd!" "Literally." "Dude!" "What?" "You have a replica of Captain Adama's helmet from the original Battlestar Galactica?" "And Levar Burton's glasses from Star Trek?" "Those aren't replicas, gentlemen." "I got those for 15 grand a pop at auction." "I have never been so motivated to make money." "Wait till I show you where the magic happens." "And I mean that literally." "There's another hidden room downstairs where I practice my magic tricks." "Why all the secrecy?" "Well, look, when I first met Molly, it was clear she was only into guys' guys." "So, you know, that's what I pretended to be." "She ended up buying it." "I guess I've been pretending ever since." "Sounds exhausting." "You have no idea." "Every day is a new challenge." "Whether it's trying to draw blanks during jeopardy, or having to sneak in here every time I want to track some UFO activity or sew a new renaissance faire costume." "Excellent stitch work, my liege." "Thanks, Gus." "The worst is when I'm around Molly's friends' husbands." "To say inane stuff, like "beer me,"" "or, "yeah, I'd totally hit that."" "What, exactly, am I hitting?" "Most likely an attractive lady." "Okay, that's horrible." "Is it really worth it, Den?" "Have you seen my wife?" "Listen, Dennis, we need your opinion on this recording." "Gus is convinced it's a UFO." "Let's hear it." "[Same recording as earlier]" "Based on my research," "I'd say that's a voyager pod from the serpens dwarf galaxy..." "Or..." "Bad new age music." "But if you had to choose?" "Wait a second." "Wait a second." "Wait a second." "If you guys could give me the time and location," "I could check the sky activity." "I hacked into the national weather service's computer a few years back, and can pretty much access their radar database whenever I want." "All right." "Well, he lives at 25 buckskin drive." "And it happened around 11:00 at night." "Nothing." "Well, what do you know." "Wait a minute." "You better try 10:44, just to be safe." "You've gotta be kidding me." "W-what is... what is..." "what is that?" "Uh, Den..." " [wheezing]" " Dennis..." "You all right there, buddy?" "[Inhales]" "She doesn't even know that you're asthmatic?" "No." "And she never will." "[Sighs]" "All right, Gus," "I can't believe I'm about to say this." "What?" "I think Toby got abducted." " So do I." " You do?" " Yes." " Sweet." "Why are we both covering our ears, then?" "I don't know." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Tell me you're not calling Jeff Garrett." "No, Roy." "He needs to know that we believe him." "All right, but make sure you tell him to keep it on the qt." " I know." " All right." "I'm standing here just outside the home of prominent local attorney Roy Kessler, who's joined me now, and has a rather shocking announcement to make." "Mr. Kessler." "Well, last night I witnessed aliens abduct a fellow co-worker." "People are gonna think he's nuts." "And I can prove it, thanks to the fine investigative work being done by psychic detectives Shawn Spencer and..." "Gurton Buster." " Gurton what?" " Oh, my God," "I look like K.D. Lang." "[Telephone rings]" "What kind of proof are we talking about?" "Well, I know, I know." "It does sound shocking..." "Yes, dad, we'll be right there." "Before you go off on us, answer me this question." "Do you think that picture of me on the news makes me look like I should be singing constant craving?" "Shawn, what'd I tell you about taking this case?" "Mr. Spencer, we have hard evidence on this one." "Not to mention the fact that Roy Kessler is a respected attorney, not some crazy conspiracy theorist." "Are you kidding?" "That's exactly what he is!" "Shawn, have you ever heard of Budding Textiles?" "That's the company that had to fork out millions for the chemical spill." " Uh-huh." "It got hundreds of people sick." "And you know who thinks it was done on purpose?" " Erin Brokovich." " Roy Kessler." "He's preparing a lawsuit against them." "We didn't know that." "Yeah, I suppose you also didn't know he's being heavily medicated for anxiety." "He misses a dose, and he's prone to psychotic episodes." "Last year, he claims to have seen a panda in his company's kitchen." "That's not crazy at all." "Pandas are big eaters." "Ten years ago, Kessler claimed... you got it... he saw a UFO while on vacation." "Saucer or sphere?" "You know, you two wouldn't have missed this kind of stuff if you hadn't been so blinded by your childish interests, okay, first of all, the only thing we were blinded by is..." "Science!" " That never gets old" " Nope." "Tell me this..." "if Toby wasn't abducted, where the hell is he?" "Right in there." "...Morning." " This morning." " He really kind of..." "He took a cab to his parents' house that night after his car wouldn't start." "Turned off his phone, and he slept in." "[Sighs]" "Nice going, man." " Ow!" " Ow!" " Ow!" " Ow!" "Unh..." "Stop!" "I remember him muttering all this stuff about lights and ships." "I thought it was just Roy being Roy." "And then I turned on the tv today and heard his insane theory." " I wouldn't call it insane." " Would you let it go?" "I tried everything I could to get him to take his meds." "I would even pick them up at the pharmacy for him and bring them to him directly." "Man, he's gonna hear it at the office on Monday." "Actually, your firm just suspended him until he completes a month's stay in a mental health facility." "Wow." "Who's gonna get all his cases?" "We're available." "Isn't that right, Mr. Spencer?" "Gus here is a whiz at legal zoom, and my cousin has a personal injury law firm called Accidentes." "Heard of it?" " No, I haven't." " You will." "You will." "Good work, people." "Papa bear." "[Laughing]" "You know what, Gus, I really don't appreciate being snickered at." "Never again are we investigating something related to one of our childhood obsessions." "What if there's a pop rocks murder?" "That is the exception." "Excuse me, Spencer." "Quick question." "How does it feel to be so wrong that you are now..." "A walking joke?" "Just like you, minus the kind boots and the soft eyes." "Ha!" "Wow, this is really a big moment for me." "I may even do a little dance." "Oh, yes, I will." "# No, he doesn't care #" "All right, that's it, Gus." "We are gonna find out what really happened, and we are gonna clear our good names." "Let me ask you something." "If you were an up and comer at a law firm, and you were abducted by aliens..." "Because that happens." "Would you tell anyone?" "I know I wouldn't, because they would think I was nuts." "Like I do right now." "That dude was not abducted, Gus." "Okay, well, you have three seconds to come up with a better theory to explain all this weirdness." " All right." " Three, two, one..." "Bzzzz!" "That's my trick." "How do you explain the radar, the recording, the indentation on the lawn?" "Let me tell you." "It was a plane on the radar." "Someone cranking yanni on the recorder." "And the indentation could have been a million things." "Shawn, how do you explain the three strange markings on Toby's arm?" "You saw those?" "Of course I did." "And I didn't have to do this." "Are you mocking my "it's a clue" face?" " Yep." " Do it again." "I don't look like that." "Yes, you do." "You're a bastard." "Shawn, you know that abductees often have strange markings on their skin." "So do I when I don't use enough sunscreen..." "now come here." "Stand still and let me flick your ear." "He was abducted, Shawn." " Was not." " Yes, he was." " No, he wasn't." " Yes, he was." " Was not." "Wasn't." " Yes, he was." "Wasn't infinity!" "If you're gonna act like a child about this, then we're gonna have to bring in a third party to settle this disagreement." "Fine." "Who?" "He was definitely abducted." "The markings combined with the other details have me convinced." "Why would I tag in a guy with a custom-made ewok costume?" "Hey, what's the name of that law firm he works at?" "Uh, Wilcox, Kessler, and something." "Hold on." "What are you doing?" "Getting his work address so you can spy on this guy." "Look, fellas, you have to see if he's exhibiting the other telltale abduction signs." "You know this." "Paranoia!" "The compulsion to travel to unknown areas." "Suicidal tendencies." "Spewing nonsense with authority." "Oh, wait, that's you guys." "You mock, but I'm still waiting on a better theory from you." "All right." "It was Toby." "Why did he just tilt his head and squint?" "It's his "I got a clue" face." "Think about it, "Gust."" "Toby knew he stood to inherit all of Roy's cases if he could just get him out of the way." "So he arranged for him to have one of his psychotic episodes." "How?" "I would even pick the meds up from the pharmacy and bring them to him directly." "By tampering with his meds." "And you know what, it worked like a charm." "Roy goes nuts." "The next day," "Toby's a major player at the firm." "Let's go." "Where are we going?" "Well, we're gonna take Dennis' advice, do a little spying on our boy." "What can I do?" "You could lend us some sweet disguises." "Fellas, just tell me what you need." "I have never felt cooler." "You've never looked cooler." "Dennis is gonna have to pry this helmet of my cold, dead noggin." "There's Toby." "Dude, he's sweating and shaking." "Have you been seeing clues this whole time?" "Paranoia is one of the telltale signs of an abduction." "It's also the sign of a guy with a guilty conscience." "Stop saying stupid things." "You're a disgrace to those glasses." "He's bolting, Gus!" "He's wandering to unknown areas." "This helmet is not made for running!" "I should have borrowed Charlton Heston's scarf from Soylent Green." "I can't see out these glasses, Shawn." "Where'd he go?" "Where'd he go?" "We lost him." "Son of a..." "[Cell phone rings]" "Hello?" "Is this Shawn Spencer?" "Toby?" "You gotta help me." "They're following me." "Whoa, whoa." "Calm down, man." "Who's..." "who's following you?" "I don't know." "I think it's the black dude from Star Trek and some white guy in a ridiculous helmet." "Which is your opinion." "Where are you?" "Listen to me." "Roy Kessler was telling the truth." "I told you, i told you, i told you." "Okay..." "You need to come meet us." "I can't." "It's too dangerous." "Uh, meet me in an hour in front of the Lansdowne Hotel." "Lansdowne." "Got it." "Dude, did you just break Dennis' helmet?" "Well, it clearly wasn't made for running, Gus." "You..." "Was that scarf worth going back to Dennis'?" "Is Soylent Green people?" "Now let's go get this confession out of Toby." "You mean admission that he was abducted." " Let's start with the non-batcrap angle, shall we?" "Shawn, you heard him say Kessler was telling the truth." "Gus, you're really putting me in a tough spot here, man." "You don't think I want to be the guy riffing on how aliens abducted Toby, and what they did to him when they brought him on board the mother ship?" "They probed him and placed an embryo in his stomach that's gonna hatch out his eardrum in 12 days." "I can't do it!" "Someone has to hold the sanity bag in this partnership, and quite frankly," "I miss the days when it used to be you." "Shawn, he's exhibiting all the telltale signs." "Paranoia, check!" "Nervousness, check!" "Suicidal tendencies." "Check." "Hey, Jules." "What's the word?" "Well, we just found out that Toby wired all of the money from his bank account, about 500 grand, to a charity an hour before his death." "We haven't found a note yet, but it's looking like suicide." "I don't know about that." "Don't you think it's strange that a junior lawyer has that kind of account balance?" "Not to mention the fact he was Roy Kessler's former co-worker." "Ooh, no, my senses are telling me there is definitely more to this." " Much more." " Settle." "Let me guess." "You think the Loch Ness monster did it." "All right, what are you two doing here?" "Came to get going on the Toby Shore case." "Why?" "You're not being hired on it." "Surely you're can't be serious." "Shawn, I warned you." "I can't stick my neck out for two guys who are currently viewed as the village idiots." "Village idiots?" "Who here thinks that?" "Dirty Larry!" "Jules." "Sorry." "Look, Gus and I might be a lot of things." "Handsome..." " Chiseled." " Intelligent." " Urbane." " Whatever that means." "But we are not idiots!" "Oh, I'm sor..." "I'm sorry, guys." "My bad." "That's all me." "But come on." "Who needs a fan this big?" "Seriously." " Leave now!" " Fine." " Fine." "We're out." " All right..." "Smooth move!" "Come on, man, give a brother some credit." "Let's see what we got here." "Nada." "Recipe for Juliet's weird cleanse." "Preliminary coroner's report." "What does it say?" "Apparently they found a strange object in Toby's..." "Stomach." "Embryo." "Come on." "Woodrow!" "Hey, boys." "You have got to try these French fries." "They're killer." " We ate, thanks." " For the last time." "We need to talk to you about the autopsy you did on Toby Shore." "What about it?" "Come on, buddy, we know you're hiding something." "Fine." "I stole his watch." "You did what?" "Hmm?" "Nothing." "Hey, how 'bout some fried clams?" "We want to know what you found in his stomach." "I cannot tell you that." "I will get in trouble." "Really?" "More or less trouble than you'd get in for looting corpses?" "The object was a flash drive." "Now, when you say flash drive, is that coroner code for an alien embryo that hatches in people's ear?" "No, that's the word "starfish."" "This was a legitimate four gigabyte flash drive." "There were..." "I take notes..." "Abrasions on his lungs, which implied he swallowed it moments before his death." "Interesting." "What about the markings on his left arm?" "That was a birth mark." "Ha!" "Where is this flash drive now?" "I believe it's with Detective Lassiter." "Great." "Thanks, Woody." "You stay creepy." "You know I will." "You know, Spencer, the minute you refused to hire that smarmy, fortune-telling kid of yours, you officially made it off my crap list." "Here." "See?" "You actually have a crap list?" "I like to keep track of people who've wronged me over the years." "You know, people like your son, my mother..." "Olympia freakin' Dukakis!" "You disturb me." "Do I?" "Welcome back, Henry." "But I've gotta say it is really nice to finally be able to do some real police work without worrying about your son interfering." "What the hell?" "Can I get somebody from I.T. over here?" "Dobson, come help me out!" "I'm not sure how comfortable I am hacking a police computer." "Relax, it's his personal one." "Which reminds me... check the Internet search history." "All right." "Let's see." "And..." "That's gross." "That man needs Jesus." "Let's see what's on that flash drive, shall we?" "Yeah." "[Clears throat]" "Sorry, Gus, doesn't look like a blueprint for an alien fertility lab." "Shocker!" "It's just a bunch of legal documents related to Budding Textiles." "That's that insane case Kessler was working on." "He believed the Budding chemical spill was done on purpose." "[Chuckles] That is crazy." "I've got something." "Both:" "We know." "Damn, I've really gotta stop doing that." "Denny, where are you?" "Quick, we gotta get out of here!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Denny?" "Denny?" "One minute, babe." " Denny?" " Aah..." "Waaaa!" "Hey, guys, what's going on in here?" "Uh, you know, guy stuff." "Steak." "Denny, you can't host a football party from inside your office." "Come on, Taylor just got a safety!" "Sweet!" "I'll be right there, babe." "Okay." "Bye, Molly." " What's a safety?" " Really?" "Look, Dennis, why don't you blow off this party and come with Gus and I?" " Where are we going?" " Yeah, where are we going?" "I'm not entirely sure, but I know it involves a small town and some potential danger." "Oh, wow, that sounds cool." " How much danger?" " But I can't, man." "Molly would kill me!" "Dennis, you're never gonna know what it feels like to be a normal guy as long as you're pretending to be something that you're not." "Trust me, he knows." "Come on." "It's time for you to get out there and experience some real-life, non-virtual adventure." "He's right." "It's time to come out of the nerd closet." "I'm sorry, guys, I just can't." "I really like having sex with my wife." "Don't say it." "What's wrong with you, man?" "Now is the point where you tell me what the hell we're doing here." "Guess who's now the proud owner of this home..." "Along with the 700 similar ones that make up this tiny town." "Shawn, if you say "us,"" "I'm gonna punch you in the face." "Budding Textiles." "It's the last one they purchased." "Why would Budding want a bunch of crappy houses on poisoned land?" "Here's a better question... what is the world's coolest truck doing here?" "It looks like a Decepticon." "It's not a Decepticon, Gus." "It was made in Fresno." "Whatever it is, I highly suggest we do not touch it." "[Truck engine starts]" "Shawn!" "Gus, the keys were already in the ignition." "What was I supposed to do?" "Not start it." " It's not that easy." " Actually, it is." "All right, you know, when Toby said that Roy Kessler was telling the truth, he didn't mean an abduction." "He meant the lawsuit against Budding." "That makes no sense, Shawn." "Why would they intentionally spill chemicals?" " To get people to leave." " What?" "In all the ridiculous science classes you've taken over the years, did you ever learn about hydrocarbons?" "Of course I did." "The organic compounds found mainly in crude oil." "If there's a high percentage of them in the soil, does that mean that there's oil underneath?" "Not necessarily." "You'd have to check using a machine that sends sonic vibrations into the earth..." "[Loud rumbling and banging]" "I think we're in one of those machines!" "Why must you always touch stuff, Shawn?" "It stopped shaking, Shawn." "Oh." "Gus, I feel like a bobblehead." " You look like an idiot." " Come on, try it." " I'm not doing that." " Get in on the bit." " I don't want to." " It's fun!" " Fine." " Dude, you look ridiculous." "But think about it." "It all makes sense." "Budding figured out that this town is sitting on a gold mine." "So what does he do?" "He orchestrates a chemical spill to drive everyone away." "That way he wouldn't have to share any of the profits." "Exactly." "Which, I imagine, dwarfs the cost of lawsuits and land purchases." "And Kessler was onto all of this." " Which sort of freaks me out." " Why?" "Because it makes me wonder what else he was telling the truth about." "[Loud whirring]" "Aah!" "Aaaaaah!" "Aah!" "Aa..." "I don't want to get probed, Gus!" "What are you worried about?" "You're the one who's less exotic!" "Wha... [both grunting]" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Get in here!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Oh..." "Oh..." "Oh..." "Aah!" "Well, boys..." "Start talking." "About what, exactly?" "How 'bout a story?" "Would you like to hear a story?" "Please." "I always enjoy a good one." "All right." "Once upon a time there was this greedy CEO." "Think, what, Stephen Lang?" ""Esque."" "Anyway, he wanted to kill this lawyer, because the lawyer was on the verge of ruining his evil master plan." "But he couldn't, because the lawyer had prepared a legitimate case against him." "Hot start." "Please continue." "He figured out that if he could make the lawyer look wacko, the case would be dismissed as some nutty conspiracy theory." "But how?" "And ten years ago," "Kessler claimed to have seen, you got it, a UFO!" "Light bulb." "He would convince the lawyer he'd witnessed an abduction." "See, he already had this fancy copter, so all he had to do was add some extra lighting, pump some Enya b-sides through the sound system, and then figure out how to trip the electricity." "He most likely used an EMP device." "What is that, a pregnancy test?" " No." " Doesn't make any sense, Gus." "Would you just let me tell the story?" "EMT, not EPT." "It produces an electrical pulse." "Okay, you know what, there's a fine line between being knowledgeable and arrogant." "Enough!" "I'm on the edge of my seat here." "Right." "Well, it all worked like a charm, with one exception." "See, the young lawyer that he paid 500 Gs to to set up this guy, had a change of heart once he came across the dismissed-case file." "But it was still just a minor mishap for our CEO because he is a problem solver." "[Thud]" " I like his style." " Yeah." "And he was in the clear until he came across two young go-getters, and they were onto everything." "Who he then proceeded to let go because they promised not to tell a soul." "Swore." "They swore." "Because that's stronger than a promise." "[Scoffs]" "[Laughs]" " That's not gonna happen." " It's not?" "And to think I only picked you up for trespassing." " Whoops." " Take 'em out back." "[Whispering] Don't worry, I texted my dad." "The cops will be here any minute." "No..." "No!" "[knock on door]" "[Knock on door] Who is it?" "Messenger service." "Hey." "I have a delivery for you to sign." " Dennis?" " What's he doing here?" " I don't know." " Let's see some I.D." "Yeah, yeah." "Sure." " Hyah!" " Whoa!" "[A la Bruce Lee] Oh..." "Ooooh!" "Holy..." "And he spent the rest of his miserable life in jail." "The end." "My lip!" "Dude, how'd you find us?" "I cloned Shawn's cell phone earlier." "I think I did some real damage to my pre-molars." "It's okay, Dennis." "You looked like a badass until you clocked yourself in the face." "You needed this, man!" " Ooh..." " Hands in the air!" "You, hands in the air!" "Put those down!" "Put 'em down!" "No, Lassie, don't do it!" "No, wait!" "Not him!" "[Electricity crackling]" "He didn't need that." " Yeah, I see it now." " Right?" "I look like I just finished a set at lilith fair." "Mm." "Hey, Lassie..." "All right." "All right, let me have it." "No, I have better things to do with my time than gloat about being a hero." "And the fact that you unnecessarily caused one of our friends to whiz himself." " Mm-hmm." "I'm actually here for some police advice." "Really?" "No, it's boogie time." "Oh..." "Is there ever a high road between you guys?" "Shawn, Gus!" "Jerks." "Well, well, well, if it isn't "ignore your son's urgent text" man." "It's a good thing you told Juliet, and that she took it seriously." "Well, I thought you guys were still goofing around." "Your credibility hasn't been too high of late." "That's no excuse." "You can make it up to us by approving these expenses." "What?" "$7,000 in dental work for Dennis Gogolack?" "And a new pair of underpants." "22 packs of razzles?" "Season tickets to the Los Angeles Sparks of the WNBA?" "Are you guys serious about this stuff?" " As a Rebecca Lobo set shot." " Glass!" "All right, look, I'll think about it." "In the meantime, chief Vick wants you take a look at this counterfeit thing." "Both:" "Oh, look at that!" "Now you want us." "Well, guess what." "It's gonna cost you." "How much?" " Two grand." " 1,500." "Sorry, heroes don't work for less than two large." "Fine." "Sweet." "Now can we see you make it official?" "Yeah, just put it right in the old, uh, bibbity-bobbity." " Mm-hmm." "What?" "Thanks, dad." "We'll start tomorrow." "Tomorrow?" "Why not right now?" "Because we've got to visit some friends." "Oh, my God, Shawn, you look like Billie Jean King." " Detonate the pillar of Attu!" " I know how to play!" "Guys, I've gotta say, I can't thank you enough for clearing my good name." "I don't know how I'll ever repay you." "We do have a coroner buddy who's in some pretty hot water over a stolen watch." " Consider him represented." " Thanks, Roy." "I must say, this whole experience has taught me a really important lesson when it comes to some of the crazy stuff that I often see." "That there's an explanation for everything?" "No, it's that the eyes never lie." "Did I tell you guys I once saw bigfoot?" "What?" "Oh, you think I'm nuts, don't you?" "Male or female?" " Was he driving a school bus?" " No..." "Babe..." "Hey." "Where am I standing right now?" "Denny..." "What's going on?" "You know, it's dudes being dudes." "Cigars." "So listen..." "There's something I need to tell you." "I'm not actually a jock." "I'm a giant nerd." "I don't know what to say." "Are you angry?" "No, I'm pissed." "Do you know that I've seen every single episode of the original Battlestar Galactica, like, 50 times?" "I never told you 'cause I thought you'd look down on that stuff." "You've gotta be kidding." "No." "What do you think I was watching while you went away on that business conference last weekend?" "I wasn't at a business conf..." "I was at Comicon!" "No way." "I wanted to go to that!" " I love you." " Aw ..." "I love you." "She just got even hotter." "What?"

"." "(nick) previously on grimm..." "Prostitutes, left-handed killer," "Organs being surgically removed" "This is starting to sound a little familiar." "You thinking jack the ripper?" "Ah!" "Oh, my god." "(rosalee) what happened to the trailer?" "Juliette, she torched it." "Juliette knows just about everything" "About mr." "Burkhardt, about his mother," "And therefore about where the child might be." "Wouldn't it be wonderful if nick was in mortal danger" "And needed mummy's help?" "(rosalee) there is a way to suppress the hexenbiest." "(juliette) wouldn't that mean" "You'd have to try it on a hexenbiest" "To make sure it works?" "No, juliette, it's all we've got!" "[shrieks]" "When are you all gonna learn that i like who i am?" "Well, we don't." "Well, that's just too damn bad." " Nick." " Oh, my god." "(nick) i can't stop it!" " What are you doing?" " I can't stop it." "(monroe) go." "Go." " Nick!" " I can't stop it." "(rosalee) let go of the gun!" "[gunshot] [rosalee shrieks]" "Whoo!" "That was close." "So if you really did test your little concoction" "On miss adalind and she's useless," "Then i suppose you did me a great big favor." "Thanks for doing the heavy lifting." "[bell rings]" "Oh, my god." "Whoever that was," "I am done" "Trying to help it." "Me too." "She could have killed monroe." "I'm out too." "That bitch!" "Juliette's out of control." "We need to warn the captain." "[phone line ringing]" "(jack) hello?" "Who is this?" "(jack) well, you called me." "Who is this?" "I'm looking for sean renard." "(jack) you don't have 'im." "But this is his phone." "Where is he?" "(jack) we're home." "But i'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now." "He's..." "Resting." "We had a bit of a rough night." "This last one was a real fighter." "We're quite fatigued, so if it's not a bother," "Call back at a more convenient time." "Cheers." "[phone beeps]" "Who the hell was that?" "I think we just heard from jack the ripper." "Wait a minute." "He's with renard?" "(nick) yeah." "I'll have wu meet us." " When did you get here?" " Just now." " You see anything?" " Nothing." " Where do you want me?" " Take the back." "[door clicks open]" "[tense music]" "¶ ¶" " Hey!" "Whoa!" " Stay there." "What the hell is" "Shh." "What the hell?" "I don't know." "You called the captain's cell." "That guy said he was here." "You heard him." "(hank) where's your cell phone?" " Why?" " I called your cell." "Somebody answered." "It wasn't you." "What are you talking about?" "Where is your cell phone?" "It's not here." "I don't know." "Maybe in the living room." "[phone ringing]" "Somebody want to tell me what's going on?" "[phone ringing]" "Check the calls." "Last call was received at 10:08." "Your number." "Well, i didn't talk to you, nick." "I must have missed the call." " Where were you 15 minutes ago?" " I was sleeping." "You leave that door open?" " No." " It was open, sir." "I talked to somebody on your phone." "They said you were at home and you were resting." "Are you saying the killer was in my house?" "That's what he said," "And he was talking on your phone." "Where were you tonight before you came home?" "I was at henrietta's." "What does that have to do with anything?" "You might want to get dressed, captain." "Henrietta?" "Henrietta!" "Oh, god, no." "God, no." "God." "No." "No, no, no." "We got a body." "1118 old stable drive, off williams road." "(over radio) copy that." "1118 old stable drive." "[tense music]" "¶ ¶" "He said, "we."" "Who?" "The guy you talked to on the phone." "He said, "we had a rough night." "She was a real fighter."" "Yeah, he did." "Doesn't "we" imply more than one?" "(hank) let's figure this out." "We need to figure out who "we" is." "This guy is targeting me, and i don't know why." "He must have seen the press conference," "But he was probably waiting outside my house." "Followed me here, killed her," "Then came back after me." "It's a good thing you called when you did." "You probably scared him off." "(nick) let's get you home." "Let us handle the investigation." "You're dealing with enough right now." "Yeah, okay." "[sighs]" "You just have to find this killer." "All right, whatever you need," "Get it." "We're taking the captain home." "We want surveillance on his house--all night." "Okay, i'll put someone on him." "[squelching noise]" "(man) position one secure." "Position two secure." "[doorbell rings]" " [growls] - [yells] [screams]" "(man) position three secure." "[dramatic music]" "¶ ¶" "Home, sweet home." "He took down all our photographs." "Painful memories." "How many ways in and out?" "Front door, side door, back door." "Back door's in the kitchen." "This must be the computer you used" "To email his mother." "Yes." "Weston steward had his head cut off here." "Sean was shot here." "Such a happy home." "Good place to raise a family." "Anything else i should be aware of?" "[screams] [clattering] [roars]" "Not really." "And what's upstairs?" "Two bedrooms, two baths." "Let's have a look." "And this..." "Was our bedroom." "(kenneth) and this would be" "Where nick and adalind made their baby." "It would." "Anything else?" "Yes." "If i'm going to be working with the royal family," "You need to have a very clear understanding..." "Of just how valuable i can be." "It's secure." "Why were you at henrietta's?" "I've been having some problems lately." "What kind of problems?" "I keep dreaming that i'm getting shot again." "It's been happening over and over." "The scars on my chest, they" "They start to bleed" "Almost as though i did just get shot." "Have you seen a doctor?" "Yeah, they can't find anything wrong with me." "I've been waking up in places," "And i don't know how i got there." "So you're blacking out." "I don't know." "That's why i went to see henrietta." "I was hoping she could tell me what was wrong." " What'd she tell you?" " Nothing!" "It was a waste, so i left." "[sighs] look, i don't know." "Maybe this killer is trying to make me think i'm going crazy." "What if he's gonna pin this murder on me?" "Or what if--what if he's drugging me?" "Look, captain, the best thing you can do right now" "Is get some sleep." "We've got an officer outside who'll stay here all night." "(nick) put your alarm on." "Keep your phone with you." "Okay." "Okay." "If he's blacking out, anything could happen." "Do we really think this jack guy" "Is following him, drugging him?" "I don't know." "Something doesn't sound right." "Is it possible this thing is controlling him somehow?" "What if it's in him?" "Hey, fellas." "What am i looking for?" "Anybody shows up outside this house," "We want to know about it." "Anyone comes out of the house," "We want to know about that too." "Somebody after the captain again?" "Maybe." "We don't know yet." "[engine turns over]" "[tense music]" "¶ ¶" "[both moan]" "Adalind." "[line rings]" "(hank) nick, what's up?" "Adalind would know." "(hank) she would know what?" "What's going on with the captain." "(hank) all right." "[breathing heavily]" "[gasps]" "What the hell is going on?" "Ah!" "[in jack's voice] you've been a bad boy, sean." "And it's only gonna get worse." "[yells]" "[snoring softly] [phone beeping]" "Hello?" "(nick) bud, it's nick." "We need to talk to adalind." "What's wrong?" "She's asleep." "Do you want me to wake her up?" "(nick) no." "Let me do it." "Okay." "How long will it take you to get here?" "[knocking at door]" "There's--there's somebody at the door." "What should i do?" "(nick) bud, it's us." "[sighs]" "You almost gave me a heart attack." "What's wrong?" "What's happening?" "Are we in trouble?" "No, bud, everything's good." "Where's adalind?" "Uh, first bedroom on the right," "Down the hall." "Oh, man, i'm out of breath." "Are you getting enough sleep?" "Huh?" "Sleep?" "Uh, yeah, yeah, sure." "No problem." "No, not really." "[sighs] i don't know how you guys do it," "Living with all this tension all the time." "For one thing, we don't use bats." "[door squeaks]" "What happened with juliette?" "She drank it, didn't she?" "It worked." "I saved her." "And now you're here to get rid of me." "Adalind, i'm not gonna hurt you." "Well, why not?" "If she's better, then" "It didn't work." "What?" "It had to." "It worked on me." "I can't do anything anymore." "She didn't drink it." "Well, no wonder it didn't work." "You got to get her to drink it." "She destroyed it." "Why?" "Isn't this what she wanted?" "Not anymore." "I don't understand." "She likes what she is." "She likes the power." "She's not gonna give it up." "Oh." "So that's what you wanted to tell me." "That..." "And there's another problem." "There's something wrong with renard." "He keeps dreaming about being shot," "And when he wakes up, his scars are bleeding." "As if the bullets had just gone into him?" "Yes." "Is he having blackouts?" "Yeah, he's waking up in strange places." "He can't remember how he got there." "Did he die?" "What do you mean?" "When he was shot, at the hospital," "Was he ever pronounced dead?" "I don't know." "I know they didn't expect him to survive." "Was anybody there with him?" "Well, his mother." "Then he did die, and she brought him back." "That must have been what opened the portal." "What are you talking about?" "When he died." "Sean was dead just long enough for something to hitch a ride," "And when his mother brought him back," "Sean brought that something back with him." "That's why he's bleeding." "It's taking control." "Does he know?" "Oh, he knows there's something wrong," "But he can't remember anything." "That's good, 'cause when he does, it'll be too late." "(hank) too late for what?" "(adalind) whatever he brought back with him" "Will have taken over." "Spirit possession." "That's how that happens." "So how do we get it out of him?" "You can't unless you open the portal again." "Then how do we do that?" "You have to kill him." "(monroe) if we kill him, he's kind of dead, isn't he?" "(hank) we were thinking maybe there's a way to do this," "Like the dead faint, the same one we used on monroe" "When they hired angelina to kill him." "The only way to prove she had done it" "Was to show them his dead body." "The tetrodotoxin." "It slows down bodily functions, but it's very dangerous." "(monroe) i'll say." "It almost killed me." "Well, if we don't figure out a way to get rid of it," "We will end up killing him." "Are you sure he's involved in all of this?" "'cause i'd like to be real sure before we do it." "(hank) we haven't been able to tie him to the crime scenes yet." "We're going back to recheck surveillance footage," "See if there's something that we missed." "Burkhardt." "Okay, good." "Stay with him." "We're on our way." "That was officer franco." "Captain's on his way in." "(rosalee) we'll start working on it." "[tense music]" "¶ ¶" "There's nothing in this one." "Maybe we missed it." "Maybe we're wrong." "Maybe we're just too damn tired." "What do we got left?" "[sighs] bank footage on alder." "Looking at it now." "There's more footage from west burnside." "I'll pull it up." "All these cars are starting to look the same to me." "Whoa, wait." "I got something." "Is that the captain's?" "It's him." "It puts him in the area" "Within one hour of the first killing." "He's here." "I need to see you both..." "Now." "Hold on." "Before we go in there," "If he's dealing with what we think he's dealing with," "Who the hell are we gonna be talking to?" "Or what?" "Okay, that didn't help at all." "There's something very wrong with me." "I'm starting to think i'm losing my mind." "What happened?" "Last night, i thought i was bleeding again." "I saw it." "I felt it." "It was real." "Then i remember falling." "Then i woke up, and i was in bed," "As though nothing happened." "And there was a voice." "I heard--i heard this voice." "I don't know." "You blacked out again." "I guess i did." "(nick) do you remember driving" "About 11:30 three nights ago?" "What?" "Why?" "(hank) we have some surveillance" "That puts your car at northwest couch and second" "About that time." "No, that--that wasn't me." "I was at home, asleep." "(nick) your car was a couple of blocks away" "From where the first victim's body was found" "The same night, within an hour" "Of the estimated time of death." "No, no, no, no, no." "No, i would--i would remember something like that." " During a blackout?" " I would remember something!" "(nick) we talked to adalind." "She said that when you died, a portal opened up." "And when your mother did whatever she did" "To bring you back..." "You didn't come alone." "Are you saying that i'm possessed?" "You're blacking out," "Waking up in places you don't remember," "Bleeding from where you were shot." "You know you went to see henrietta," "But you have no idea when you left." "Are you suggesting that i killed those women?" "We're suggesting you may no longer be in control" "Of what you're doing." "And if that's true, what should i do, lock myself up?" "(hank) monroe and rosalee are working on something." "But until we figure it out," "It may be a good idea for you to stay at home." "Under surveillance." "No, no, no, no, no, i want to know" "What the hell is happening to me!" "You need to give us your gun, captain." "All right." "Okay." "But you have to know, whatever happened," "It wasn't me." "I want someone watching me who understands." "You think there's some kind of jack the ripper spirit" "Inside him?" "Pretty sure." "Except we can't arrest him without having to explain it." "Yeah, don't do that." "So basically he's under house arrest." "Unofficially." "And he's okay with that." "For now." "What about this other guy inside him?" "Is he okay with that?" "Just don't let either of them go anywhere." "If anything happens, call us." "(hank) we'll relieve you in a couple of hours." "[in jack's voice] well, this should be a jolly good romp." "(rispoli) to be honest, sir," "I didn't really think she'd go this far." "I'm not certain there's a limit to what she'll do." "[sighs]" "Sorry to put you through this." "Oh, don't worry about it, captain." "[indistinct radio chatter]" "[phone line rings]" "(wu) nick, captain's inside his house." "(nick) thanks, wu." "Soon as we're done here, we're coming over." "Captain's in." "So far, so good." "Okay." "The dead faint is done." "I think it'll work," "But sean can't know what he's taking." "We have to assume whatever sean knows, jack knows." "Right, i mean, the dilemma here is," "If that thing inside him knows he's not really dying," "Then he's probably not gonna cross back over." "I think they both have to believe they're dying." "What if the captain thought he was taking something" "That would help him remember what he was doing" "During the blackouts, some kind of memory reboot?" "There's something called gedaechtnishilfe," "Which sort of does that." "Well, so we tell him that's what we're giving him." "It's pretty tame stuff." "It wouldn't kill him, and he might know that." "I think we have to do something" "That makes it look like he's really dying." "We have to convince jack that this is the end" "And it's time to move out." "Hit the road, jack." "Falling asleep might not be enough to do that." "(monroe) we're gonna have to put on a show." "We may just have to shoot him." "No, it's not right." "I would have remembered something!" "The place--if it was cold, if it was raining." "[breathing heavily]" "Their screams--you never forget something like that." "Oh, god, no." "Oh, no." "No, no, no." "No!" "Stop, stop." "Stop!" "Stop!" "[groans]" "[yawns]" "He's inside!" "He's inside!" "(wu) inside where?" "[as jack] inside 'ere." "Now..." "What say you and i have a bloody good time?" "(man) got something." "Is that kelly burkhardt?" "(rispoli) i can't tell." "(juliette) what's going on?" "Juliette." "Who's this?" "This is my mom." "Your mom." "Kelly." "[phone buzzing]" "What?" "Someone's on the front porch." "(juliette) is it her?" "(kenneth) don't know yet." "There's no child." "Want us to make a move?" "We have to be sure." "(kenneth) it's not her." "Who is it?" "Just some kid." "(jack) you're probably asking yourself," ""how on earth did this bloke learn to drive?"" "Oh, captain, you got to stop this." "Oh, he'd love to stop it." "But i've other plans for him." "Please." "Please listen to me." "God, it's good to be alive." "Please listen to me." "Listen to me." "Best hold on, mate." "[tires squealing] [jack laughs]" "(hank) where the hell is wu?" "I got wu's gun." "I don't think it's been fired." "I need to track patrol car 421." "(jack) ¶ as i set out from londontown ¶" "¶ upon a foggy day ¶" "¶ i came across a fair young maid ¶" "¶ and stole her heart away ¶" "¶ but not the way you think it done ¶" "¶ i did not use me charm ¶" "¶ instead i used a blade so sharp... ¶" "Bloody 'ell." "[phone buzzing]" "¶ she could not raise alarm ¶" "All together now!" "¶ as i set out from londontown ¶ [tense music]" "Where the hell are they?" "(hank) nick." "Let's go." "I hope you don't fancy the blonde, because i do." "I tell you what," "I'll bring a piece of her back for you." "No, no, please, captain, don't." "This is not you." "There's something inside you" "Hey!" "Come on." "We're here to have fun." "Don't ruin it." "I'd hate to have to cut out your tongue, 'cause i wouldn't do it through your mouth." "I might get bit, after all." "Now..." "Watch and learn." "No, no, no, no, no." "(wu) no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" "[grunts]" "Nice night." "For a lot of things." "[phone rings] griffin." "We'll take it." "They got wu's car." "(wu) no." "No." "No!" "No!" "Oh, god." "[tense music]" "¶ ¶" "[sniffs] [snarls]" "¶ ¶" "No!" "No!" "Come on." "This is far enough." "You want to play right here?" "I do." "We need to talk about price." "Oh, now, i'm sure you're worth every penny." "[chuckles]" "Aren't you a pretty one?" "[wu grunting]" " Wu!" " Where's the captain?" "He's got another woman!" "He's got another woman." "He's down the street." "This guy is crazy." "He's not the captain." "You're right;" "he's possessed." "He's gonna kill her." "(jack in the distance) i love your hair." "It smells so good." "Kissing's extra, honey." "No, darling." "There won't be any kissing." "(woman) what's going on?" "I wasn't doing anything." "Get out of here!" "(renard) what's going on?" "What are you doing?" "Ah!" "Nick?" "How'd i get here?" "What happened?" "[bell rings]" "You got it?" "We're ready." "What are you giving me?" "You said you can't remember what happened." "This is gonna help you remember what happened." "I took it once." "I just went to sleep, woke up feeling fine," "Remembered everything." "What if i remember killing those women?" "We know it wasn't you." "But we have to know what we're dealing with." "Okay." "This is just in case, sir." "Maybe it's best i do remember." "[sighs]" "So what now?" "We wait." "You might want to lie down." "[phone ringing]" "Kelly?" "(kelly) juliette." "Is everything okay?" "Thank god you're here." "Um, nick's not home, but i am, and the front door's unlocked." "It's her, kelly burkhardt." "She's got the kid." "[door unlatches] [door shuts]" "[footsteps approaching]" "(kelly) juliette?" "[snarls and man grunts] [kelly cries out] [grunting and blows landing]" "(rispoli) let's take this outside." "[grunting and blows landing] [door shuts] [child wailing] [tense music]" "¶ ¶ [music crescendos]" "¶ ¶ [soft string music]" "¶ ¶" "[child sniffles]" "(juliette) thank god." "Diana." "Hey." "[door shuts]" "We got her." "And we've got her." "[sinister music]" "I'm getting sleepy." "Is that supposed to happen?" "Uh, i'm not remembering anything." "(rosalee) if you feel like you're going to fall asleep," "That's fine." "Just means it's working." "Yeah, i'm just so tired." "[whispers] it's working." "Yeah." "Let me check his pulse." "His pulse is slowing down." "We'll only have a few seconds." "Getting slower." "Slower." "Almost." "(jack) one step closer," "And i'll snap her pretty neck." "Trying to kill me." "Is that it?" "Nick, shoot him!" " It's still the captain." " Shoot him!" "We've got to do it, nick!" "We've got to take him down!" "We don't have a choice, nick." "You shoot me, we both die." "Don't want that, now, do we?" "You got to kill him, nick, now!" " He's the captain." " He's strangling her!" "Tell me what you gave to him!" "[screams] [gunfire]" "Oh, my god." "Are you okay?" "(hank) i hope jack bought it." "He may not be dead," "But he's not gonna be feeling so good" "After that many rubber bullets." "(nick) how much longer do we have to wait?" "Not very." "Will you just make sure he's dead?" "I'm not getting a pulse." "(wu) whoa." "Was that it?" "No, wait." "What if jack's not gone?" "Then shoot him for real." "I hope this hurts." "He's not coming back." "He might need cpr." "[gasps] [coughing] [groans]" "Captain?" "[weakly] yeah?" "It's really you?" "What happened?" "I feel like i got hit by a truck." "(rosalee) what do you remember?" "Oh, god." "I remember" "I remember coming here, and..." "You gave me something." "Yeah, to help you remember." "I--i don't think it worked." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh, my god, no, i can't be bleeding again." "What'd you do to me?" "I think we cured you." "(nick) jack's gone." "[rapid knocking at door]" "What now?" "Hey." "I can't believe you got here." "Trubel?" "Nick, there's a lot of people at your house." "Something big's going on there." "I just killed hundjaeger." "We got to go." "Now." "[dramatic music]" "¶ ¶" "All in all, i'd say this has been a rather good night." "(diana) where's my mommy?" "(trubel) nick." "(hank) clear upstairs." "Nick." "No." "(nick) no." "[gasps]" "[screams] no!" "No!" "No!"

" Previously on Limitless..." " I work for the FBI." "You were placed in the FBI." "You belong to Mr. Morra now, which means you belong to me." "Brian's sister is really cute." "I've been thinking about asking her out." "Before you went to work for Senator Morra, you were MI6." "How much did Morra pay to take you away from the SIS?" "If Senator Morra is using NZT, if he is connected to the purges that wiped the pills off the streets two years ago, it's gonna take more than a buyout to keep me from the truth." "__" "I had all the ingredients for a relaxing night at home:" "three unwatched episodes of a certain fantasy epic..." "Thai food, Sinbad, and my sister, who loves the show, but has a hard time keeping up when Sinbad's involved." "So, if the bearded guy with the cool sword kills all the ice zombies, he still has to fight the other bearded guy with the cool sword, right?" "You know what, I'm still focused on the way that guy's head just went..." "Reminded me of how my last date ended." "Ew." "What?" "Something you want to talk about?" "Mm-mm." "That's what I have girlfriends for." "Oh, my God." "Stop that." "Stop it." "But in this age of "Netflix and chill"" "it is no time to be looking for someone decent." "Oh, God." "Sands!" "Uh, Rach, this is a colleague of mine." "My, uh, racquetball partner." " Whoa!" "Aah!" " I know!" "I know!" "Your racquetball partner is bleeding!" "Oh, dear!" "All right." " Sit tight." "I'm gonna call 911." " No." " What?" "You don't want me to call 911?" " No." "All right, then I'll call our mutual friend." "He's got nurses and stuff." " What?" " No." "I know you've got extra pills here." "Use one and fix this." "Uh, Rach, I got some kind of weird news." "Uh, looks like we're gonna have to operate." "Operate?" "He needs a hospital!" " No!" " Yeah, well, that's not an option, apparently." "Well, neither is operating." "Why are you getting out your records?" "Just... forget it, okay?" "The important thing for you to know is I don't... the racquetball with him." "He's.." "an undercover agent." "Can't you get FBI doctors?" "No, no, I can't, because he's in too deep." "They can't know he's part of the Bureau." "All right?" "You and me are the only way to help him." "But the good news is that I do have a certain level of FBI medical training." "Okay, that's a white lie." "But I did read my brother's medical school books when I was trying to figure out why my dad was sick." "If you give me a hand with this, it'll be okay." "Okay." "So... there's a piece of glass stuck in his great saphenous vein." "How do you know what a great saphenous vein is?" "We have to get the glass out, but we need to be super careful," " 'cause his femoral artery is right there." " Mm-hmm." "We need to sew the vein back together, all right, and close the wound." "Oh, shoot." "I don't have a sewing kit." "Oh, you know what, blue building across the street, apartment 3A, there's a girl named Kayleigh who lives there and she knits." "Go ask to borrow her stuff." "What, am I supposed to just go over there and introduce myself?" "Bring her the pizza cutter that I borrowed from her." "That way she knows you're legit." "All right?" "Rach, it's either that... or apply pressure to the wound." "What are you doing here?" ""Wilder, DeMille, Lean, Huston..."" "Hi." "Good." "Just put your finger right there." "Huh?" "Put your finger right there." "All right." "Wow." "That is..." " graphic." " Uh-huh." " Let go." " Okay." "Okay." "All right." "Pretty tidy stitch job." "The FBI teach you that?" "Yes, they did." "And now my friend is gonna go back into the night to complete his top secret assignment." "We'll never speak of this again." "You all right?" "Uh..." "Is he breathing?" "Well, it's like he's... inhaling but... he can't breathe out." "Wait, wait." "I saw this on one of my shows." "If he gets hit hard in the chest," "poke a hole in one of them..." "But... we got to act quickly or else he'll suffocate." "I'm not watching this." "Cheers." "Are you okay?" "Do you want water?" "Okay." "Brian." "What?" "Long night's work ahead of me." "Okay, great." "Well, good luck with that." " I'll see you later." " No." "I need your assistance with something." "Kindly grab me something less bloody to wear," " meet me at my car." " You want to fill me in on some of the details of this work, Sands?" "Suffice it to say it concerns our mutual friend." "You won't be in any physical danger." "Ah." "Come on." "Help me up." "Um..." "Okay." "So, I think I got to leave right now." "What?" "Yeah." "Rach, I need you to do, like, three things for me, okay?" "Hold this." "Number one, do not tell anyone about this." " I mean it." "Don't tell anyone." " I..." " And number two, do not ask me" " Brian... the hundreds of questions that are going through your head right now." "I don't have time to answer 'em." "I will later, maybe." "And number three, will you do me a solid?" "Will you, like, clean this place up and just tidy up overall in general?" "Okay." "Rach, I really mean it when I say don't tell anyone about this, okay?" "Not anyone, ever." "Okay." "Okay." "Thanks." "Love you." "Bye." "__" "_" "Really?" "You're a big guy." "I don't have a lot that fits you." "So you gonna tell me what happened?" "I ran into an old colleague." "That has to do with what we're doing tonight?" "You and I are on separate tracks." "My job is my business." "You find a man named Frederick Tanner." "He's in or around New York City." "The sooner you're able to figure out where that is, the more lives you'll be able to save." "Is he planning an attack?" "It's already happening." "Mr. Morra wants him stopped immediately." "But the authorities can't be involved." "Okay, so that's Rebecca." "What do you want me to say?" "Hey!" "Rebecca Harris is the least of your concerns right now." "You need to recalibrate your thoughts to the present moment." "Well, what am I supposed to tell 'em, Sands?" "After you find Tanner, tell 'em you got mugged." "Okay." "Yeah, that works." "It's believable." "You got pistol-whipped, lip split." "Yeah." "It was really bloody, mate." "You're gonna punch me in the face later, aren't you?" "That pill does make you quicker." "I can't come to the phone right now, but if this is an emergency, you can try Rebecca Harris any time, day or night." "917-555-0163." "Brian, I told you to change that message." "And charge your phone." "Naz needs everybody in here." "Special Agent Rebecca Harris." "Nope." "No way." "Don't want it." "I was gonna give it to you in the morning, but it looks like we're working past midnight, so..." "Throw it away." "You know the rules." "The boy's name is Henry Watkins." "Seven hours ago, he was abducted from an elementary school in Williamsburg." "Given that there's been no contact from the kidnapper, our colleague at CARD has asked for our help." "Henry's father is an aide to the U.S. Perm Rep to the United Nations, Daryl Watkins." "Mr. Watkins is party to sensitive" "Security Council information." "Maybe that's why the boy was targeted." "But considering there's been no ransom yet, the time elapsed is worrisome." "Henry Watkins is also a type 1 diabetic." "And as far as we know, he does not have access to medication, so we have to work quickly on this one." "I'll be running point with CARD and Agents Harris and Boyle will help on the ground." "Thank you." "Where is Brian?" "I've called him four times." "Find Finch." "Really sorry to keep you here all night right before your birthday." "Okay, so by the power of Google," "Frederick Tanner is a comptroller in Spokane, Washington." "Either that, or a recently deceased orthodontist from Tuskegee." "So... we good?" "Can I go home?" "The reason Senator Morra wastes that pill on you will forever remain a mystery to me." "Oh, yeah." "You're not allowed to take NZT, are you?" "What's up with that?" "The Frederick Tanner I'm looking for cannot be Googled, Brian." "Then what is your plan, Sands?" "I have no source of information." "How am I supposed to help you?" "Runs on UNIX." "Should be everything you need to muck about behind firewalls and such." "What firewalls though?" "This is a laptop." "I don't know anything about this guy." "Look, if you do, I suggest you start talking, because otherwise I don't know what I'm doing here." "Tanner did as much to make me the man I am as my actual father did." "More, probably." "I didn't know anything about Sands before that night, but his story was epic, like something out of a comic book." "For starters, I couldn't believe he used to be in a punk band." "His father was a miner in Kent, so when the big strike of '84 happened," "Sands joined the protests." "They got ugly." "Someone threw a brick and killed a cop." "They held Sands for two weeks with no formal charges." "One day, a man named Tanner asked to see him." "They wanted Sands to inform on the strikers' activities to the British SIS." "He said no, but then they threatened to pin the murder of the cop on his father." "And so Mr. Sands took his first job as a spy." "I started as an informant." "Found I had an aptitude for the work." "Soon enough..." "I became a proper recruit." "Sands went to work for MI6, part of a team of five that reported only to Frederick Tanner." "Tanner gave them code names." "Each member of the team was a director from the golden age of Hollywood." "There was Wilder;" "Lean, who could make stuff go boom;" "DeMille, the pilot;" "Huston for surveillance;" "and Peckinpah... that was Sands." "The team acted with virtual autonomy, completing operations all over the world." "There was only one golden rule:" "no significant relationships." "No wives, no long-term lovers, nothing that could compromise the team." "Then, seven years ago, they splintered." "What happened to your team?" "Did Tanner get involved with Senator Morra?" "Listen, I know you're not used to being the one answering the questions." "But you and this laptop are my only resources." "If I'm gonna find this guy, it's because you tell me everything you know about him." "You have to tell me the whole story." "That's Tanner." "What happened to that poor guy?" "That, Brian, is a dead man." "Now, I'll answer any further questions when I get back." "Back from where?" "According to a statement given to the NYPD, the curb monitor at Henry's school claimed the boy's father picked him up, but when the police showed her a photo of Henry's father, she didn't think it was the same man." "Same kind of car, different guy." "Now, why wouldn't she recognize the father of one of her own students?" "Well, if the kidnapper knew enough to get the same kind of car," " then he was familiar with his target." " Mm-hmm." "So, assuming he wants to keep Henry alive, then he'll need insulin." "So let's get in touch with local pharmacies and get a list of customers who bought over-the-counter insulin in the last 72 hours." "You know how many diabetics there are in the five boroughs?" " I got four in my family alone." " It's a start." "And when we get more information we can cross-reference..." "Henry's parents." "They just got a list of demands from the kidnapper." "So while Sands did... whatever," "I tried to hack my way into the personnel files for the British Secret Intelligence Service." "It was tedious, nothing you'd want to see here, so perpetual dog." "You're welcome." "This could work out great for us, man." "What are you talking about?" "I'm driving around with probably my least favorite person in the world, trying to find a ghost." "Who cares if you can't find Tanner?" "You shouldn't even try." "Just keep Sands talking." "Learn something about him." "Something you can use the next time he threatens Rebecca." "I don't know about the stalling game, bud." "Lives are at stake." "I mean, it'd be great to get the dirt on Sands, but have you thought about what he's doing out here tonight?" "He showed up to your place with a giant wound in his leg and crossed off the name Wilder." "You think the two of them played a spirited game of backgammon?" "And what's he doing inside that building?" "Looks like DeMille just got crossed off the grocery list." "Oh, my God." "What the hell?" "Get in the car." "You told me we were saving lives." "You're taking out your old team members?" "I don't want a part of that." "You are supposed to be saving lives." "Saving my former team members from me." "Frederick Tanner's forcing me to kill them." "So the sooner you tell me where he is, the sooner I can stop doing it." "Now get in the car." "__" "Lean should be back within the hour." "In the meantime, get comfortable." "Order yourself a milkshake." "Okay, first of all, no more killing people." "And second..." "I'd love a Neapolitan." "But seriously, stop killing people." "Well, that's really up to you, isn't it?" "What, do you think, I just waggle my finger at that thing and answers come out like magic?" "If he was in MI6, then he's not on Facebook." "You're still my best source." "So... why is Tanner targeting his old team?" "And why are you letting him use you to do it?" "Tanner spent the last seven years in extrajudicial confinement." "It may not surprise you to learn that some of our activities fell on the wrong side of the law." "It all went south in India." "Not that part of India... the north, where Tanner and his men controlled a secret airstrip that brought British weapons into the country with no oversight." "Of course, when you have your own private smuggling hub, it's tempting to use it for profit." "They made a mint and lived like kings, until someone from back home figured out what they were up to." "The team turned on Tanner in exchange for immunity." "They were expelled from MI6 and barred from practicing private spycraft in the U.K." "Okay." "So he's out of jail." "What happened?" "Don't know." "Maybe he escaped." "Maybe he found a patron and got himself a pardon." "But he's free." "And he's using you to take out everyone who turned on him." "And you're going along with this why, exactly?" "That information isn't gonna help you find Tanner." "Is that true?" "Or do you just not want to tell me?" "Okay." "You know what?" "I'm done here." "Sit down." "Unless you want me to reach out to Mr. Morra." "No, see, I don't think you will." "When you showed up to my apartment and I said we should get in touch with the senator, you almost had yourself a panic attack." "Because he doesn't know about any of this, does he?" "You're freelancing." "Which means you can't hold the immunity shot back from me." "You haven't got any leverage at all." "But I do." "What would Morra think if he learned you were going on a murder spree while he was running for president?" "Whew." "Good luck with that." "Okay, well, we'll need DNA samples from you both and Henry, of course." "Uh, we should talk about Henry." "Our son's adopted." "Have we checked out the biological parents?" "The adoption agency told us" "Henry's parents are both deceased." "Well, that might eliminate a suspect, but it still doesn't explain how Henry's curb monitor was fooled by somebody claiming to be his father." "Uh, someone pulled up in a car that matched mine." "Henry must have gotten in without looking." "It was a-a substitute curb monitor, actually." "The school has a very strict pickup policy, but today was that monitor's first day." "I can hear you moving around in there, Finch." "You know, the knock is just for courtesy." "Hi." "I'm Rachel." "Brian's not here right now." "Yeah, I remember." "I'm sort of supposed to check." "Oh." "Yeah." "Come on in." "Brian and I were just hanging out." "He went to get a pizza." "I'm sure he'll be back soon." "That's not mine." "Brian said he signed a waiver or something?" "Munchies." "That checks out." "I'm sorry, just one second." "Hello?" "You got a Brian update for me?" "I'm at his place right now." "His sister said he went to go get some pizza." "Wait there." "Call me as soon as he gets back." "They, uh, want me to wait here till he gets back." "Is that... is that okay?" "Guess we're hanging out, huh?" "Must feel nice." "Having the upper hand for a change." "You were right." "I haven't told you everything." "I didn't want to turn on Tanner." "In fact, I promised my team they'd have to deal with me even if they entertained the idea of ratting him out." "What changed your mind?" "There was a complicating factor." "The classic complicating factor." "Sands violated the cardinal rule:" "no attachments." "She was an aid worker named Anastasia." "Tanner got suspicious." "Anastasia was killed in a hit-and-run." "Sands could never prove it was Tanner, but he knew." "And after that, he joined with the others to send Tanner to prison." "I'm sorry." "Really am." "But Anastasia's been gone for years." "That doesn't explain why you're killing people for Tanner." "I mean, you're the one with leverage over him." "I mean, unless... unless he's got something over you." "The last person who saw Henry Watkins was a substitute curb monitor." "Now, if the regular curb monitor had been out with a cold or something," "I might have thought it was a coincidence," "But she was out recovering from a car accident." "James, can you show him the collision of Kristen Vicente?" "Surely I can." "It was a hit-and-run." "That car targeted her." "So we ran the plates, the car was stolen." "And I had James enhance the image of the driver and then cross-reference that with customers who bought over-the-counter insulin in the five boroughs in the last 72 hours, and..." "This guy paid cash for the insulin, so we don't have a name." "Looks like a match to me." "I bet he has Henry Watkins." "The boy has been identified as seven-year-old Henry Watkins, son of Daryl Watkins, chief aide to the U.S. Permanent Rep to the United Nations." "No comment has been made, but we understand ransom demands are being negotiated." "The 30-year fixed mortgage..." "You had a kid with Anastasia." "That's why you're doing this." "Tanner won't let my son go until every name on that list is gone." "And he wants it all done tonight, so no one has time to react and run." "Every name?" "The last name on that list is Peckinpah." "That's you, right?" "Yeah." "The night ends on me." "All right." "All right." "I'll help you." "But we have to focus on finding Tanner." "No more killing." "There's just one more thing I didn't tell you." "You weren't waiting for Lean to come home." "You were waiting for him to come here." "I realize this looks bad, but we didn't have our agreement yet." "What did you give him?" "Digoxin." "And a trace of cyanide." "Can we get some help here?" "!" "190 milligrams of amyl nitrate, sodium thiosulfate... what's that?" "The antidote." "Brian!" "What are you doing?" "I may or may not have seen a Murder, She Wrote about this." "And if we leave a note for the paramedics, it'll save them time diagnosing him." "Someone help!" "Call an ambulance!" "Now, do we have a deal?" "Good." "Sir..." "__" "So, wait, this is Huston?" "Not that we're here to kill anyone." "But usually, when you're going down a list of bad guys, they're supposed to get tougher." "This guy's easy pickings." "I mean, you had a key to his place." "You could've pulled the plug at any time." "Yet you saved him for last?" "We're sorry for dropping in so late." "Oh, I'm sure he's just happy you're here, Jarrod." "I'll be in the library if you need anything." "You didn't want to come here first... 'cause you didn't want to cross him off the list." "You're friends." "You told me you weren't in touch with your team." "Huston's the exception to the rule." "He saved my life." "After Mr. Sands betrayed Tanner, his first priority was making sure his kid would be safe." "And then he returned to the only life he knew." "He managed to pick up some private mercenary work, but the people who hired him disavowed him as soon as he got arrested and left him to rot." "It seems he was doomed to a life in prison." "Until one day, he got another shot." "Huston had paid off the right people in order to find and release his old friend." "It turns out, Huston had found work with a promising young politician named Edward Morra who might have use for a guy like Sands." "He gave me the life I've got today, which is why I'm so loath to end his." "But I've got to show Tanner that I'm making progress." "So what are you gonna do?" "You gonna fake his death?" "Something like that." "I don't know, all right?" "He's seven-eighths of the way there already." "I don't see what's so hard about feigning the last eighth." "Why eighths?" "Wh..." "Didn't you tell me that it was Huston's idea to turn on Tanner?" "He must've felt pretty confident in the betrayal because he had some kind of dirt on him." "I mean, Huston was the extortionist of the group, right?" "Sands, if I search this place, what are the odds that I'd find something on Tanner?" "Well, if you want to have a go, I suggest you do so quickly." "This is from the security cameras in the parking lot." "This is the car the suspect got into after he bought the insulin." "This all started as a hunch." "Well, all good ideas do." "I will alert the rest of task force." "And, uh, what ever happened to Finch?" "She never heard back from him." "And what's your hunch about that?" "I don't have one." "But I'm worried." "Check in again with Ike." "Keep me posted." "And, listen, if you want to call it a night, you have earned it; it is your birthday, after all." " Yeah." " I would rather stay." "Thanks." "You know what I think happened to Finch?" "He probably got stoned, ate too many street nuts, and he's debating the meaning of Trump with the Balto statue in Central Park." "In other words, he's fine." " Well, we can't assume that." " I just mean we have an actual lost kid to worry about." "Don't waste your energy on Finch the flake." "Do you want to know why I hate my birthday?" "A couple of years ago, my dad came to me and he said he was turning his life around, he wanted to get clean, and that he wanted to celebrate my birthday with me, 'cause he'd missed" "so many of them." "I was reluctant to say yes, but I did, and... my mom drove up, my sister came over." "There was cake." "And we waited." "But, like always, he never showed up." "And do you want to know what I wished for when I blew out my birthday candles?" "That he would die." "And leave me the hell alone." "Reb, you can't blame yourself for that." "You did not cause him to..." "No, it..." "Because he was already dead." "Two weeks later, I found out that while I was cursing his name because he didn't show up, he was rotting in the East River." "I had assumed... that he flaked." "Now, while this might have seemed like a promising source of information, considering Huston specialized in extortion and blackmail, it turns out that his apartment is as vacuous as he is." "But I did find this." "This is a key to a safe deposit box, and I'm pretty damn sure it belongs to CaroBank, that's just a few blocks from here." "How do you know?" "Because for the next few hours," "I'm still one of the smartest people in the world." "And the night nurse told me." " Hmm." " She said that" "Huston instructed her to use it if anyone ever showed up to... oh, I don't know... kill him in the middle of the night." "She said this key unlocks whatever dirt he has on his old colleagues." "Some sort of burn book that she'd release to authorities if need be." "Then let's go get it." "Well, hold on." "CaroBank doesn't open till well after sunrise." "So how do we get into the safe deposit box of a massively secure bank that isn't even open for business?" "Without killing people." "Why must you always make things harder?" "Yeah, I'll keep you posted." " Rebecca again?" " Yeah." "Told her we haven't heard from him." "My brother do this to you guys a lot?" "Just disappear?" "Occasionally." "Is that him?" "I don't think so." "Rachel, it's me." "Brian." "Wanted you to know I'm okay." "Are you?" "How do I know it's you?" "When you were in second grade, you accidently drank Dad's beer and ran into the sliding door." "That's why your nose looks a little broken." "So was that your boyfriend or...?" "It's Brian." "He said he... ran into a girl while getting pizza." "He's probably gonna be a while." "Well, Rebecca said I should stay here till I see him." "He must be pretty important to you guys, huh?" "Definitely." "You must be pretty important, too, considering you're assigned to him." "Uh..." "I'm not that important, no." "I..." "I just..." "It's my job to protect him." "That's important to me." "Well, I-I did take a bullet once." "Seriously?" "Mm." "You took a bullet to save my brother's life?" "That's pretty much the way it happened." "Hi there." "Sorry!" "Don't freak out, don't freak out." "Shh, shh, shh." "I don't have a lot of time." "Here's the deal, Mr. Matthews." "You are the CEO of CaroBank, and I happen to have a unique problem that involves one of your branches." "Just take whatever you want." "I'm not gonna rob you, man." "I just need access to the Midtown branch before banking hours so I can open a safe deposit box using this perfectly legitimate key." "Like I said, I'm not gonna take anything," "I'm not gonna hurt anyone, but if I don't get what I want, well, I did peruse your personal computer over there, and you, Mr. Matthews, have a penchant for high-priced escorts." "A lot of 'em." "Hi." "How you doing, ma'ams?" "I know you're hard at work over there." "No judgment." "I just really got to get into that branch." "Turns out, Mr. Matthews was pretty accommodating, given the right kind of motivation." "He called the Midtown branch manager and told him a very special client needed access to his safety deposit box right away." "In no time, I was opening the safety deposit box, and there it was..." "Huston's burn book." "Now we just have to hope Tanner's in it." "Reb." "I just spoke with Jackson in CARD." "A witness spotted your Bronco in Flushing at an abandoned property." " It's registered to a Val Lewton." " Who's that?" "We're looking into it, but I told S.A. Bradley you two are taking point." "Okay." "This is where it gets interesting." "He kept notes on all you guys..." "Wilder, Lean and one Val Lewton." "And who in the hell's that?" "Well, you said Tanner based your aliases on notorious directors of American cinema." "Doesn't it make sense that he'd go by a similar alias?" "Yeah, but I've never heard of Val Lewton, alias or director." "Actually, he was a producer of genre films in the mid-'40s." "Best known for psychological horror-thriller Cat People." "What would I do without you?" "Mm." "You jest, but Val Lewton... the alias, not the director... owns a particular property in Queens." "Undeveloped warehouse that seems pretty perfect for hiding a kid." "Good job, Brian." "__" "_" "I may not be able to hack into MI6, but the New York City" "Housing Authority is a whole different thing." "All right, there are the plans." "I also found that a neighbor lodged a complaint about recent construction, saying that they were building some sort of basement without a permit." "I'm guessing that's where Tanner's keeping your son, and if I wait right here around the back..." "You're staying here." "What?" "Tanner's in there with my son." "And who knows how many weapons." "Exactly." "Uh, you need help." "Fine." "Thank you." "You get to Henry, get him out." "Just stay away from Tanner." "I'll handle him." "Remember what I said earlier?" "Yeah, I know." "And I made an agreement, and I've honored it, but I just don't know if I can do that here." "This is... different." "I know." "He's got your son." "Do what you have to do." "So what happened in there between Sands and Tanner?" "Was it a duel?" "A fight?" "Were samurai swords somehow involved?" "I have no idea." "I just know how it ended." "Henry?" "Hey." "Don't worry, buddy." "I'm here to help." "Listen, I'm sorry, I got to leave your blindfold on for now, okay?" "But everything's gonna be fine, I promise." "Get your hands free?" "You got 'em?" "Okay." " Can you do me a favor?" " Mm-hmm." "Just put your arms around my neck and hold on real tight, okay?" "All right, great job." "An innocent kid was safe." "He was going home to his parents." "He'd never know who came to his rescue or why." "All right." "Here you go." "You're out of there." "Just hang on." "But I know." "Everything's gonna be fine." "Any minute now." "Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on." "It's okay, there you go, yeah." "Okay." "You got him?" "Yeah." "It's okay." "I'll get you home to your parents." "How you doing?" "You all right?" "Yeah." "All things considered." "You know, it's okay, you can say thank you." "I got your son out of there," "I saved your life three times, by my count." "Come on." "You're a big boy." "You can say it." "Thank you." "Yeah, you're welcome." "It's been an interesting night." "Turns out, there's something you actually care about..." "You got mugged, remember?" "I do now." "Helps sell the story." "It's all right." "You can say thank you if you want." "SWAT's taking lead." "And it's a happy ending for a young Manhattan boy reported missing yesterday, who was reunited with his parents early this morning." "Brian." "What happened?" "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "I went to go pick up some pizza and some guy decided he wanted my wallet." " You got mugged?" " For all $11 that I had in my wallet." "And my phone." "But he left the pizza, so I guess that was nice." "You okay?" "Yeah, I just waited, like, four hours in the E.R., but no concussion, so that's good." "What about you?" "Are you okay?" "What's up with this emergency case?" "Well, it's over, actually." "Really?" "What happened?" "It was a kidnapping." "A weird one." "We found the kid, he's fine." "He was actually sitting in a parking garage across from his family's house in Chelsea." "He was weirded out, but he's okay." " Wow." " Yeah." "It was a wild night." "I'm a little wrecked." "You know what, maybe this will help." "What is that?" "It's a birthday gift." "For your birthday." "You know, in some cultures, it's customary..." "You got mugged and you still bought me a birthday present?" "Yeah, of course." "Hey, a birthday's a birthday." "You made it through another year;" "that is worth celebrating." "Regardless of whatever else happened." "Thank you." "I think." "Sorry about the wrapping." "Oh, no, the wrapping is my favorite part." "What is it?" "It's a pillow." "For napping." "Anywhere you want." "Like, if you get called in on a midnight kidnapping case, for example, then you can sleep..." "Through it?" "Nah, just the boring parts." "You want me to show you how it works?" "Okay, so this is the... this is the front." "This is where your mouth breathes." "And then you put it on your head." "You just put it on your head like this." " Oh, God." " Sleep anywhere." " It's all right." " It's genius." "I'll get you another one for your next birthday." "That's really nice." "Then you can put..." "then you put your head... hands-hands in here like this." "Yeah." "You see?" "Oh, you're back." "Geez, Rach, you scared me." "I didn't realize you were still here." "What are you wearing?" "What's up with your eye?" "Oh." "What are you...?" "I'm sorry." "Uh..." " Brian..." " Oh, my God." "Oh, my God!" " Calm down, okay?" " Oh, my God!" "You're totally overreacting." " I'm overreacting?" " Yes, you are." "You hooked up with Ike in my apartment!" "It's not a big deal." " It's a big deal to me." " It just..." " happened, okay?" " Ew." "And Jason..." " Jason?" " is a great guy." "Oh, is he?" "He took a bullet for you." "Oh, did he?" "I think that's a little generous with the interpretation there, Ike." "God!" "Ugh!" "And that was one of my favorite shirts, too, man." " I'll replace it." " No, you know what," "I'm leaving the apartment for 30 minutes." "I want everything bleached!" "And I want the sheets cleaned." "Actually, just burn the sheets." "And you know what, if this is becoming a thing, you call him Ike." "While Ike and Rachel erased their... everything from my apartment, I tried to erase the thought of them from my mind with a little light reading that I had borrowed from Huston's burn book." "Eddie Morra used NZT to go from a nobody to a candidate for president." "But in those days, NZT wasn't as hard to find as it is now." "He needed to keep it all to himself." "And there were clusters of NZT all over New York City." "And men like Huston and Sands knew what to do." "First, they got rid of the dealers." "Then they ran down the stray dogs... users with names like Marcus Tate and Susan Epstein." "Names like Conrad Harris, Rebecca's father." "They got rid of them all." "Sands killed Rebecca's father."

"(church organ playing)" "Give me that thing." "You color like a mental patient." "Maw Maw." "If you continue to embarrass us, we're going to start dropping you off at the Korean church again." "She's a terrible drawer." "She made Joseph all blue." "And Mary's got furry monkey arms." "So what?" "Maybe she had hairy arms." "It's probably why she stayed a virgin." "WOMAN:" "Good morning." "I'd like to mention that one of my Heaven's Helpers volunteers did a wonderful job on beautifying the church's landscaping." "Here it comes." "Does this face look humble?" "It's all a part of the Spring into Spring campaign that I organized." "I'd like to recognize the parishioner who donated his time and talent for this project." "But... he doesn't do it for the recognition." "None of my volunteers here do." "They follow the example that I set." "I don't do it for the glory." "I do it for the Lordy." "No." "It's not about me, but thank you." "So you'll be happy to know that I will run for another term as chairperson of Heaven's Helpers." "I'll formally accept my nomination next Tuesday, right after Bible hymn karaoke." "♪ ♪" "Are those pesos?" "Yeah." "I won a bet from a gal at work." "It's all she had." "(chuckles)" "VIRGINIA:" "All right, Jimmy, come on." "It's time to put on your costume." "Costume for what?" "You'll think it's weird, but ever since we stopped getting the Sunday paper, we started making up and acting out our own funnies." "(grunts)" "I don't really feel like doing the comics this morning." "Oh, come on, Burt." "You know I've been waiting all week for this." "Yeah, I was waiting all week for a little acknowledgment for my church volunteer work." "I was even practicing all this." "Sarah Louise is running for reelection." "You should run against her." "Then, when you're in charge, you can make sure everybody gets the credit they deserve." "No way." "Do not cross Sarah Louise." "You remember what happened when Ernie Sawyer ran against her, and then he fell off the wagon?" "She made him start drinking?" "No, she scared the horses, and he flew off the back of the hayride." "He was drunk, though." "But they say that's what saved him." "Maybe I should run against her." "It's time someone stood up to Sarah Louise." "SABRINA:" "Hey." "If you run against her, I'll be your campaign manager." "But only if you let me go negative, 'cause I just don't think we can win on your accomplishments." "VIRGINIA:" "You know what?" "I was going to start with Beetle Bailey this week, but I think you need to learn a very important lesson from some of America's favorite kids." "Just give me five minutes to rewrite this week's script." "VIRGINIA:" "Okay." "(Vince Guaraldi's "Linus and Lucy" plays)" " VIRGINIA:" "Is everybody ready?" " I really should be Marcie." "I'm the only one with an actual lesbian experience." "Maw Maw, I've told you before, watching Ellen isn't considered a lesbian experience, okay?" "Ready?" "Go." "Come on, Charlie Brown." "Do it." "You'd be everyone's hero." "Yeah, trust me, Charlie Brown." "You guys are right." "I think I can do it." "What's the worst thing that can happen?" "(chuckling)" "BURT:" "Aah!" "(laughing)" "(groaning)" "VIRGINIA:" "This is exactly what will happen if you run against Sarah Louise." "(groaning)" "Good grief." "Whoo!" "♪ Here we go ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" "♪" "(electric organ playing)" "Well, I'd like to start the meeting, but, apparently," "Carl's sister is running late to pick him up." "Poor blind fellow." "Music's all he's got." "And he's not as good as most blind musicians I've seen on TV." "Hey, my ears work, okay?" "As does my middle finger." "Poor thing." "He's flipping the bird to a poster of Bethlehem." "Thanks, Virginia." "Oh, she's in the crosshairs now." "All right." "Everybody saw it." "You can put it down, Carl." "Tonight's first order of business will be to formally nominate candidates for chairperson of Heaven's Helpers." "Put it down, Carl." "Do it." "Nominate me." "No." "It's a suicide mission." "Since I'm unopposed again..." "I nominate Burt Chance." "(plays dramatic flourish)" "(whispering):" "Thank you, Carl." "(laughing)" "Okay." "(Burt chuckles)" "Good for you, Burt." "In two weeks, at the next meeting, both of us will make brief speeches, and all members in attendance will vote." "(sighs) Sorry I'm late." "My mouthwash gave my Breathalyzer a false reading, so my car wouldn't start." "(whispering):" "Bye, Carl." "He's good." "As some of you may have heard," "Carl's sister Gwen's moving away." "Rehab." "Luckily for him, I stepped in." "Next week, Heaven's Helpers will present Carl with his very own guide animal." "Isn't that wonderful?" "We do, however, need someone to care for the animal until the presentation." "No." "I spend half the week vacuuming up Maw Maw's hair." "I'm not adding an animal." "I would do it myself, but... since I'm sure Burt would like to prove to everyone that he can be in charge..." "I would really love to help out here, but, uh, unfortunately, I am allergic to dogs." "Well, praise the Lord." "Carl is, too." "(snorting)" "I hate that pig." "Me, too." "We're talking about Sarah Louise, right?" "'Cause this one seems pretty nice." "(chuckling)" "I'm home!" "I think." "Mom, you should've been on that walk." "Hope loves having a pet." "Maw Maw put her on Mr. Curly Tail's back, and it... it looked just like a little rodeo." "I mean, you know, if cowboys in rodeos had giant old ladies behind them holding them on." "You had to be there." "Burt, this isn't going to be as easy as you think." "This thing is full of special care instructions." "Purified water?" "Pesticide-free fruits and vegetables?" "You think you're better than us, don't you?" "(laughs) Hey, guys." "I just heard that one of your neighbors got a pig." "And now you're not the trashiest people on the..." "Sorry." "BURT:" "In just five days, they're going to present that to Carl." "We spent longer than that trying to win a "hands on a Jet Ski" contest." "And we would have won, too, if they hadn't have let that jerk with the colostomy bag enter." "Plus, it'll give me great stuff to brag about in two weeks when I make my big speech." "Burt, you know how ruthless Sarah Louise is." "And you're not the best public speaker." "I just don't want to see you get hurt." "Hey, I could..." "I could help you with your speech if you want." "I-I learned a trick in my public speaking course." "If it's the old classic "picture everybody naked,"" "you can forget about it." "Burt always pictures everybody naked." "We both do." "Some people have Cinemax." "We have our imagination." "JIMMY:" "Living with a pig in your house might sound crazy, but we all fell in love with Mr. Curly Tail." "Except Mom." "♪" "(groans)" "Hey." "Twins." "(groans)" "(screams)" "He was cold." "I was afraid he'd get the swine flu." "What...?" "Shh." "He never saw Babe." "Two out of three, Mr. Curly Tail." "(Maw Maw laughs, Virginia whimpers)" "MAW MAW:" "No...!" "(Virginia gasps)" "Hey, Virginia." "Check this out." "Curly, newspaper." "Burt, we don't get the newspaper." "Oh, I know." "He steals it from the neighbors." "Listen, I'm going down to the grocery store." "Sabrina's going to help me with my very funny speech." "There's no Polish people in our church, right?" "You better be taking that pig with you." "I don't want to be alone with him." "You're not alone." "Maw Maw's right here." "Unless she's dead." "Nah." "Alive." "Leave him if you want." "That stupid pig is on his own." "I'm watching this TV show where they find wedding dresses that look good on oddly-shaped women." "I think today's got conjoined twins." "Oh, that is a lucky groom." "(snorting)" "(laughing)" "Come on, you got to love this guy." "Ugh." "ANNOUNCER (on TV):" "Today, Beth tries on gown number seven while her sister Tanya still can't find a bridesmaid's dress that doesn't make her hip look big." "You hang in there, Tanya." "Beth found her Mr. Right." "You'll find your Mr. Left." "(choking)" "(gasping)" "Holy crap, pig." "You saved my life." "You saved my life, pig." "Oh, my God." "You're like Lassie without all the attitude." "Not even my own grandmother would wake up to save me." "I was awake." "Thought you were trying to trick me into giving up the good chair." "This couch is way more comfortable than that chair." "Oh." "(choking)" "In conclusion, fellow parishioners," "I would like to be chairperson of Heaven's Helpers so that you can get the credit that you deserve without making everything about me." "You're still kind of doing this thing with your hands." " Aah!" "Still?" " VIRGINIA:" "Burt!" "Burt, you were right about Mr. Curly Tail." "He is a genius." "I was choking, and he saved my life." "I told you, he's a genius." "I decided to come and get Mr. Curly Tail some of those organic apples you guys sell." "We stopped selling organic stuff." "See, the produce is really close to the restroom, and without pesticides, they just can't handle the air fresheners." "However, our public restrooms were voted the best-smelling in Natesville." "Fine." "Then I guess I'll go out to that hippie farm and get some real organic apples." "Hey." "How'd that, uh, conjoined twin's wedding work out?" "Wild." "At that part in the wedding when they ask if anyone has any objections, the bride's conjoined twin admitted that she had slept with the groom." "(disappointed groan)" "I admit it, you were right, and I was wrong." "That really is one magnificent pig." "And you know what?" "I'm gonna let him sleep in the bed tonight." "Something smells good." "Whoa." "Maw Maw." "Please tell us you didn't butcher Mr. Curly Tail." "Of course, I did." "And if this is going to become a regular thing, we're gonna need a bigger freezer, sharper knives, and a much better mop." "I can't eat him." "He was a friend." "Oh, get off it." "I should've just told you it ran away, and I bought this at a store." "It worked for Jimmy's pet rabbits." "You killed Floppy and Pom-Pom?" "And you ate 'em." "Those rabbits were stupid and worthless." "This pig we're eating was a hero." "He saved my life, and I couldn't save his." "He was a damn good pig." "He makes a damn good chop." "Burt!" "Virginia, eat him or he would've died in vain." "He would've wanted it this way." "I'm sure Maw Maw made it quick and painless." "No, it was a hell of a struggle." "It isn't easy trying to cut up a pig with a pizza cutter." "Oh, God." "Okay." "That did it for me." "Who are you, and why are you always in our house?" "I guess we should save some for Carl so he gets something out of this." "We're gonna have to change that speech we worked on." "That's a pretty significant rewrite." "A lot of our best points were about how you kept that pig alive for five days." "Maybe you can just change it to "four days."" "Are you insane?" "There is no speech, there is no election." "You are going in there tomorrow saying you killed a blind man's pig." "Well, the election's not for a week." "Maybe they'll just forget." "Seriously, who are you?" "Burt, look, we screwed up." "Okay?" "Forget the election." "This is what's gonna happen:" "We're gonna go in there tomorrow, say what we did, and we're gonna suffer the scorn, and we're gonna do it as a family." "I mean, we got through the Easter fart." "We got through Maw Maw dry- humping the St. Francis statue." "He was no saint." "Should've seen the way he was looking at me." "Well, if tomorrow's our judgment day, might as well enjoy now." "(sighs)" "I'm only doing this so you'll always be a part of me, okay?" "God, that is delicious." "Mmm." "(beeping)" "Hey." "Sorry I'm late." "Where's Burt?" "I wish I knew." "He left before we woke up this morning." "He missed a really good breakfast." "We had ham and eggs, bacon, pigs in a blanket, and the blanket was ham." "Burt, I don't know where the heck you went this morning, but we said we were gonna do this as a family, and I expect you to be here." "Oh, hey, pig-ahoy." "Burt, you found another Mr. Curly Tail?" "Like the Good Book probably says," ""Have a little faith, then ye shall find-eth."" "There you are." "We're just about to make the presentation." "Give me that pig." "Come on, let's go." "Let's... going to work." "Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep." "This is amazing." "I would've thought there's a waiting list for a service pig." "I'm sure there is." "But you can get a regular pig like that." "So you just got some random animal off a farm?" "Petting zoo." "For $100, the guy said I could have any animal I wanted, and I could do whatever I wanted with it." "Then he winked at me." "We are never taking Hope to that petting zoo." "SARAH LOUISE:" "Just sweet, right?" "(applause)" "Just sweet, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute." "I'm not done." "I've also thought to provide this pouch of treats that you can use to reward your service companion as he adapts to your personal needs." "Let's put this on you." "There you go." "Thank you." "No, it's not about me, or the $47.00 that I spent on the pouch and treats." "This is about you." "I'm smiling and pointing at you, Carl." "Okay." "It's a good thing." "What the hell, Burt?" "He's gonna get killed being dragged around town by an untrained pig." "Don't worry, I have a plan." "♪" "JIMMY:" "Dad did have a plan." "(grunting)" "But like most of his plans, it was crazy." "Dad figured that we could keep Carl safe by being guide humans for the fake guide pig." "Good job, pig." "♪ Like I'm living again ♪" "♪ I'm so glad... ♪" "Hey, you smell that, pig?" "Someone must have passed by wearing cheap perfume and way too much of it." "It's lingering." "JIMMY:" "All we had to do was keep the most popular blind man in town alive long enough for Dad to win the Heaven's Helpers election." "Good job, pig." "♪" "Ah!" "(chuckling)" "(sneezes)" "Bless you, pig." "JIMMY:" "And once Dad was in charge, he'd be able to figure out a more permanent solution." "(car horn honking)" "Oh, good job, pig." "(snorting)" "♪" "That was a close call, huh?" "(snorting)" "Yeah, it was." "Boy, you saved my life, pig." "JIMMY:" "It was gonna be tough, but luckily, our family is used to doing horrible jobs." "Pig!" "Towel!" "♪ You're the one who erased the pain ♪" "♪ My life will never be the same ♪" "♪ You're the very one, the only one that I've been waiting for ♪" "Pig!" "Bag!" "♪ I want to thank you... ♪" "Good job, pig." "(snorting)" "♪ I just want to say thank you, baby ♪" "♪ For saving my life ♪" "♪ For picking me up ♪" "♪ Dusting me off ♪" "♪ Putting me all back together, together ♪" "♪ Together, together ♪" "♪ Together ♪" "(snorting)" "♪ I can live ♪ ♪ I can live ♪" "♪ Since I found you, baby... ♪" "Thank you." "What's... up, Natesville?" "!" "It's 58 degrees, 7:32 in the morning." "Okay, pig, time to go." "Hey, hey, we're running late, pig, come on." "We gotta... ♪ For saving my life ♪ ♪ We played together ♪" "♪ For picking me up ♪ ♪ I can't live ♪" "♪ I can't live without you, baby ♪" "♪ For dusting me off ♪" "♪ Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you, didn't you?" "♪" "♪ Thank you, baby ♪" "♪ For saving my life ♪" "♪ For picking me up... ♪" "What are you doing, Virginia?" "Uh, just getting a closer look at this pig." "Did you ever notice he has the exact same eyes as David Lee Roth?" "Oh, good evening, ladies." "Am I on time for the meeting?" "Right on time." "Come on in." "Hello, everyone, and welcome to a very important meeting of Heaven's Helpers." "Tonight we will be choosing a chairperson to lead our group for the next two years." "Normally, the nominees would each give a short speech before the vote." "Since Burt will show you that speeches are boring and since actions speak louder than words, I want you to see with your own eyes how my work did not just give this man a pig." "It gave him his freedom." "I'm going to give you a demonstration on the amazing things that this pig is trained to do." "We are so busted." "I'm starting to think our plan to impersonate a guide pig to fool a blind man and a church congregation was slightly flawed." "Prepare to be amazed." "This is going to be like the Easter fart times 20." "This is going to be even worse than" "Jimmy's Christmas caroling boner." "Now, Carl, I'm going to need you to turn around." "Wait." "This could be great." "I mean, you guys aren't gonna get blamed when the pig can't do it; she is." "She's the one trying to take all the credit." "It's karma." "Oh, yeah, like that show with the Mallrats guy you kept trying to make me like." "Now, tell the pig to get your bag." "Pig, bag." "(pig squeals)" "Yes." "I don't believe it." "Lucky break." "Pig, home." "Yes, right this way." "Good." "Yes." "(pig squeals)" "What the hell is going on here?" "I think we trained that pig." "Oh, my God." "We taught it how to be a guide pig by leading it around and showing it what to do." "And giving it pig treats as positive reinforcement." "You gave the treats to the pig?" "Yeah." "What'd you do with them?" "(chuckles) I gave them to the pig." "(applause)" "VIRGINIA:" "I can't believe this." "She's getting all the credit again." "And we can't even tell anybody what we did, or they'll know that we ate Mr. Curly Tail." "Now she's definitely gonna win." "I don't know about that, 'cause I wrote Burt a pretty great speech." "It was basically the speech from Braveheart, except at the end, it was like "You can take our church bazaar, but you'll never take our rummage sale."" "But like subtle." "Burt?" "Burt, Burt, come on." "You gotta focus on your speech." "Ah, I don't care." "She can be in charge." "What?" "But then you'll never get the credit." "I don't need it." "Look what we did." "(bike bell rings)" "JIMMY:" "Dad realized he didn't need to be in charge to get some glory, because he didn't need glory at all." "Happiness is making other people happy." "And after that, Dad was happy to do his volunteer work around the church simply for the good feeling of knowing that he had helped make things better." "Looking good, Carl." "Thanks, Burt, 'cause you know I can't tell." "(laughing) Great hearing and funny." "You're almost the total package." "Nice."

"Previously on Caprica..." "All my friends have failed me, so I'm taking a chance on a bid for freedom." "Stop." "Philo, it's me." "No!" "Having let down my best friend," "I find myself getting deeper into the S.T.O." "Are you fully committed to the cause?" "Give me that knife." "My struggle with Barnabas for control of the soldiers of the one on Caprica is coming to a head." "While I've been trying to get everyone to lie low, you've been trying to build a power base." "Gonna run off to S.T.O. Central on Gemenon and tell on me?" "Mother, I need authority to assert total control over all S.T.O. cells on Caprica." "Agreed." "My life is in shambles." "I'm resorting to desperate means to get it all back." "Guatrau..." "Tomas Vergis has taken my company away from me." "I want it back." "I'm gambling that I can convince your Guatrau that my company will be more valuable to him operating business as usual with my hand at the tiller." "That's one hell of a gamble." "I feel like I don't even know my own husband anymore." "Vergis told me that you stole his chip and killed two of his employees." "Is it true?" "I've discovered that Clarice Willow is the only one I can really trust." "Can we talk about this?" "Will you call me?" "Please?" "I love you." "Well, it's good to be home." "Last boarding call for Rondu Colonial Flight 308 to Gemenon." "It's not like he said." "There's too many people." "We've got to call it off." "You gonna tell Barnabas that?" "He will kill you." "It's true, lace." "You know it." "Let's get it done." "Flight 572 to Tauron has been relocated to gate 27." "Miss, you all right?" "Bu-- my temple group, we--we missed our flight to Picon, and I-I just" "I'm sorry." "I'm gonna have to see in that bag." "Aah!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Come on, come on, come on, let's go!" "Hey!" "Go, go, go!" "Just shut up and drive!" "Why are there people following us?" "You were supposed to wait for us out front!" "What are you thinking?" "Would someone please tell me what's going on?" "We got blown!" "Lacy, what happened?" "Why do you still have your bag?" "Don't talk to anybody." "Keep your head down and plant the frakkin' bomb!" "I've already got mine rigged, okay?" "We can just set it off." "What's going on with you?" "Guys, I'm gonna blow them." "Well, then blow it!" "Lacy, why do you still have your bag?" "Wait!" "What?" "I still have it." "What?" "What?" "What are you--?" "Give me the bag." "She's got the bomb with her." "Holy frak, Lace." "Do you have any idea how close you came to blowing us up?" "Get rid of it." "Get rid of it!" "I'm not going to jail for you people." "♪ Caprica 1x11 ♪ Retribution Original Air Date on October 12, 2010" "They've probably found our bombs by now." "Do you have any idea how much evidence we've left behind?" "Instead of tiny bomb fragments, now there's whole bombs covered in our fingerprints." "I feel sick." "It's gonna be okay." "I'll--I'll talk to Barnabas." "No, it's not gonna be okay, Lacey." "It's not gonna be okay, not this time." "You're not gonna talk to him." "You're n not gonna smooth anything over." "All our evidence is left in there." "The operation is blown." "You almost got shot!" "We almost all died!" "It is frakked up!" "Have you ever not frakked something up in your life, Lacey?" "Why did we bring her?" "Stop." "Stop." "Stop the car!" "Frak you!" "Hello, Cornell." "I'm so sorry to drag you all the way out here." "What is going on, Daniel?" "May I offer you something--coffee?" "No, I don't want coffee." "I want to know what the hell you're doing sending this guy to my home, in front of Helen and the kids." "Sorry about that." "You should return a message now and then." "It's good business." "Daniel, you were voted out." "I can't have direct contact with you." "You know that." "How would it look?" "Well, it would look loyal." "Come here." "Please, sit down." "I know how-- how difficult it was for you to overcome your addiction." "I've been clean for three years." "I know, and that's admirable." "You have rebuilt your life, and as your friend, I can respect that." "But you need to protect that life." "You need to protect Helen and the kids." "There's going to be a vote coming up, and, uh..." "And you want my vote." "Yes, I do." "I don't deserve this, Daniel." "Tell that to the young girls that I had to pay off for you-- the ones you liked to hurt." "I know you didn't mean to, Cornell." "Please..." "Don't do this." "Do I have your vote?" "You're a disgrace." "That's irrelevant." "I don't suppose Helen knows about any of this, does she?" "Does she?" "I wonder how she'd react to it, and your kids." "I can't imagine." "Listen to me." "I made a mistake." "All you have to do is the right thing, and all this will go away." "No." "It will go away." "No, I am not gonna let myself be blackmailed." "All you have to do is the right thing, and this will all go away." "Forget it!" "Cornell, please." "You're an ambitious man." "I won't." "I won't." "All right." "All right." "Friend, Daniel?" "I'm just talking about keeping her safe." "I mean, she's exhausted." "She's had a horrific accident." "I know you care about your patients, but I would appreciate if ten people weren't coming in and out all the time." "Clarice!" "She needs her rest!" "Amanda?" "Did you call?" "Come here." "What are you doing here?" "Well, I saw all the coverage on TV about your fall." "Daniel called the nurses' station, and, uh, he's on his way." "He's just stuck in some traffic, but he'll be here shortly." "Tell him I don't want to see him." "Big storm." "I miss this from Tauron." "That's Lillian Teller." "She's been on the board about 11 years--old money." "She was an easy one." "Ah." "Yes." "Boys..." "That's always been her weakness." "You go to a whorehouse, expect to be on camera." "Well, lucky for us, she had no idea." "Yeah." "Look, this is the only way." "I get it, I get it." "Let's move on." "Vital corso." "Drunk-driving." "If he doesn't care about the old convictions coming out, we can set up a fake police stop." "Very innovative." "Oh, gods." "Terry Albick." "You want to stop?" "You know, excuse me if I'm having a hard time finding the joy in this enterprise, but I know these people-- they're a part of my life." "I've been to their weddings, their kids' birthday parties." "We vacation together." "And yet every one of them sold you out the second Vergis came calling." "So Terry Albick..." "So far, he's clean, but, uh, you know, we're still early in the process." "We're pulling, uh, credit reports, bank statements." "I've ordered a background check." "Have you heard back from them yet?" "No, I got nothing." "He's sleeping with his sister-in-law." "Has been for about six years." "He hates that he's cheating, but he really loves her." "I think his nephew might actually be his son." "Terry's quite proud of him." "You'd be surprised what comes out at corporate retreats." "I think we can count on his vote." "Ah, yes." "Who's next?" "Just try and eat a little something, Zoe." "How can I eat this when it tastes like vomit?" "Do you have to make everything so unpleasant..." "All the time?" "You know, maybe it's because I hate you." "But don't worry." "I'll be dead soon, and then we'll both be happy." "Yes, that's what I'm trying to tell you." "The secret to Apotheosis lies in Zoe's code." "It's imperative..." "Zoe." "They're my kids." "They wouldn't betray me." "They just wouldn't." "Barnabas has turned them all, Clarice" "Pann, Hippolyta." "Who's told you this?" "G.D.D., highly placed." "The four of them were caught on camera three hours ago, attempting to bomb the spaceport." "They tried to kill you, Clarice, and they will try again." "What are you going to do about it?" "I don't deserve this, Daniel." "Please." "You have rebuilt your life, and as your friend, I can respect that." "But you need to protect that life." "You need to protect Helen and the kids." "Seven-day outlook, storms will continue to pound Caprica city for the next two-- this is not just a teeny, flimsy chain." "No, this is a really" "I mean, look at the quality of this rope." "A high-ranking Graystone board member was found dead early this morning, the victim of a self-inflicted-- sanjay has won 1,153,000 cubits!" "And we're still on the scene at this hour." "G.D.D. sources are telling us that so far, no one has stepped forward to claim responsibility for that botched bombing that happened here just" "Clarice." "I'm sorry." "Pann." "You were the first, you know, to join." "And now you repay that by joining Barnabas against me." "I think it's all my fault." "No." "No." "No, it's not." "I don't know if I can forgive you." "Please, let me explain to you." "I was confused." "I-I heard things, and I didn't know what to think." "Barnabas said that there would be a better way, and I listened to him." "I listened to him, and I turned my back on you, and I know I let you down." "But I've learned from that." "I betrayed you, Clarice." "But give me another chance." "Don't do this." "Please don't do this." "Give me a chance, just one chance, and I'll show you I can be righteous." "Please forgive me." "Please forgive me." "Please." "I do." "I do forgive you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "But I'm the easy one." "It's God you should be worried about." "Aah!" "Hello, Hippolyta." "Hey, Clarice." "Do you want to come in?" "Look, I'm really sorry." "We didn't mean anything by it." "I'm really..." "Clarice?" "Barnabas, it's me." "I-I want to come in." "I wanted pann and Hippolyta here, but I can't reach them." "So explain it to me." "How did last night go so wrong?" "You led us to believe that it would be empty." "It wasn't." "It got complicated, and I was spotted." "I couldn't plant the last device." "You couldn't or wouldn't?" "c I recall a certain reluctance when we tried to kill Clarice." "Because that was reckless." "I don't know what the personal thing is between you guys." "I don't have to explain anything to you." "But it's making us take crazy risks." "When I say do something, it gets done." "I get it when we hit places that sell holobands, because we're making people look at the way they're living their lives." "If it doesn't get done..." "I told you I couldn't!" "That's the last place in the world you want to be." "It's not like pann and Hippolyta to miss a meeting." "Do you know anything about that?" "No." "They are loyal to me." "Are you loyal to Clarice?" "Are you her mole?" "Of course not." "Barnabas..." "Oh, my-- you are working against me!" "I have done everything you've asked!" "Don't call me disloyal!" "Just promise me..." "Promise me that you're loyal." "I am committed to God." "I need to talk to you." "I need to talk to you." "Please!" "Cornell, he killed himself!" "I know you know something!" "My husband is dead!" "What am I supposed to tell my children?" "What am I supposed to do?" "What kind of man are you?" "Drive." "You're a murder!" "Keep driving." "Thank you for..." "Finally letting me come and see you." "Did you really have those men killed in order to steal the mcp?" "That's not fair." "How--how was I to know..." "What was gonna happen, Hmm?" "If I'd known, then-- you hired criminals." "What did you expect?" "Yes, but we can't always know where our actions will lead." "It's in the stars." "Do I blame you for Zoe?" "No, no, don't--don't-- don't stop." "Go on." "I'm waiting for you to bring this analogy home." "How is you hiring thugs to Rob and murder people..." "Please, voice down, all right?" "How is that equivalent to me being a bad mother?" "I never said you were a bad mother." "You think it's my fault that Zoe hated me." "What are you talking about?" "The idea that I could control her behavior is just stupid." "I mean, who are you?" "What kind of man have you become?" "I don't even know you." "This kid turns up poached a few hours after trying to blow up Trojan Spaceport." "His girlfriend is found dead in an alley across town the same night." "What do you think?" "I think I'm finally getting used to the smell." "What, dead Monad?" "I kind of like it." "Huh." "Hey, you know both of these kids went to the same school as Zoe Graystone and Ben Stark?" "That's a hell of a coincidence." "I'm gonna talk to Clarice Willow." "Yeah, yeah, I do understand, but why didn't you tell me about this before?" "Okay, well, let's not you and me get into this now." "Just put him on the phone, okay?" "Hey, sport, what's this mom tells me about your attitude at school?" "No, uh-uh-uh, no, no, no, no." "You listen to me." "No excuses." "This happens again, I start taking things away." "That's tv, holobands, the whole thing." "Frak." "Okay, buddy, I got to go." "Frak!" "Sister Clarice!" "Sister Clarice." "Sister Clarice." "Agent Duram." "How are you?" "Well, sister, I'm wet." "Do you mind?" "Yourself?" "Well, I'm a little upset to learn that two of my former students have been murdered." "Did you know that they were monotheists?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "I think it's a fairly straightforward question." "Did you know that they were monotheists?" "More to the point, did you know that they were terrorists?" "No." "You don't sound too surprised." "I am surprised." "And what about you?" "Have you ever attended a Monad church?" "I'm the headmistress of the Athena Academy" "Athena-- what do you think?" "Well, I don't know." "That's why I'm asking you." "Maybe you had a crisis of faith." "Maybe you were curious." "Oh, don't be absurd." "So that's a no?" "Thank you for your time, sister." "Couldn't have been easy getting this thing out of there." "Yeah, well, Vergis thinks I melted it down for scrap, but I thought it might mean something to you." "That's all that's left of the u-87." "So how's Amanda?" "She's fine." "Really?" "She will be fine physically, but I think she's still..." "Still grieving-- a lot of regret and guilt." "She blames herself for everything that happened, you know." "It's a shame, but..." "Well, how about you?" "You getting enough rest?" "Not even remotely." "All right, well, I'll leave you to it." "Thanks." "I just got a complaint from Clarice Willow's lawyer, demanding that you stop harassing his client." "Well, it's not surprising, sir." "There are too many threads that connect her this." "There is an S.T.O. presence in that school, and she's obviously protecting the students who are involved in it, but that doesn't mean she is involved." "Sir, that is pretty much the definition of involved." "No, because it could be argued it's the definition of misguided." "Do you seriously believe that she could be an Athenian cleric and keeping up this kind of secret life?" "Yes, I do." "Well, your partner thinks you're wrong, and-- my partner?" "And I agree with her." "You're a polytheist, quite devout, right?" "My gods have nothing to do with this." "You're not objective, Jordan." "You should listen to your partner and back off from this." "We don't have anything on Clarice Willow." "And we all want to solve these murders." "Focus on that." "Yes, sir." "All in this together-- I got it." "Go, team." "♪ ♪" "Dr. Graystone, I think we got off to a bad start." "And we don't have to be on opposite sides." "Well, you should have thought of that when you were ransacking my house." "Yes, I know." "You're right, and I'm sorry." "Doctor, there are people around us, these monotheists." "They want nothing more than to have us either convert or destroy us." "It's not the monotheists, it's the terrorists." "I think your friend Clarice Willow is one." "What?" "Her students blew up that train." "Yes, I'm acutely aware of that." "They're also responsible for trying to take out that spaceport yesterday." "You heard about that?" "Yes." "Listen to me." "Clarice Willow lived on Gemenon as a child at the same time that the S.T.O. was actively training recruits in order to protect the new church." "Now, last week on Gemenon, there was a conclave meeting, and we know for a fact that Clarice was off-world at the exact same time." "She was on Gemenon at a teaching conference." "There was no teaching conference." "I called the school." "She took vacation time." "Now, I believe that Clarice Willow pulled your daughter into that organization." "She got her to trust her." "She brainwashed her." "And then she put her on that train with that bomb." "I'm not listening to this." "No." "Dr. Graystone." "I can't hear this anymore." "Dr. Graystone." "I'm not gonna listen to this." "I got you." "Please let go of me." "Why are you telling me this?" "Because I need your help." "You are in a unique position, doctor." "You have intimate access to an S.T.O. leader." "Now, do you know what a confidential informant is?" "A spy." "You want me to spy on my friend?" "If Clarice Willow is who I think she is, then she could be the linchpin, and we could take down the entire S.T.O.-- the people who murdered your daughter." "Now, if you don't believe me, why don't you tell Clarice Willow what I told you?" "You tell her that she can call my boss." "They can pull my badge." "I don't care." "I'm that sure!" "Why are you being so good to me?" "'Cause I loved Zoe too." "Clarice Willow lived on Gemenon, the same time that the S.T.O. was actively training recruits." "I'm packing up a few things." "I'm off to Gemenon." "You're going to Gemenon?" "She pulled your daughter into this organization." "She brainwashed her." "I think it's all really about Zoe." "Did you ask Daniel about the avatar?" "These monotheists-- they want nothing more than to have us either convert or destroy us." "God does not want you to punish yourself." "He loves you." "Which God?" "I need your help." "Now, do you know what a confidential informant is?" "You're out early." "Yeah." "I couldn't sleep, so, uh..." "I went for a drive." "Tea?" "No." "I'm gonna have something stronger." "I saw you on the holoband last night." "Mm." "I know." "It's my-- guilty secret of mine." "I find it relaxing when I can't sleep." "So who ar--are you in there?" "Depends." "Different characters." "It depends on the mood I'm in, you know?" "Different roles." "Zoe." "It's time to call a truce, Barnabas." "Reach out to mother." "She'll talk to Clarice." "No!" "No, no, no!" "This is a secure location." "If we go to the conclave, we'll expose ourselves, and Clarice is out for blood." "She's coming after me." "She's coming after all of us." "Do you know that for sure?" "She already killed Pann and Hippolyta." "We should reach out." "We're on the same side." "I just want to stuff the barrel of a gun down her lying mouth!" "I just want to blow her brains all over the wall and wash my hands in the blood!" "I swear to God!" "I can't do this." "Not any more." "Keon, where are you going?" "Hey!" "Y!" "Keon!" "Keon, stop." "Stop!" "Where are you going?" "You're not going anywhere now." "Come back here." "No." "Keon, please." "Keon, you are not going anywhere." "You stop!" "No, I-- keon, do not touch that button." "Don't betray me." "If you leave, they'll find you, and you'll lead them right back to us." "No, Barnabas, please don't." "No!" "Keon, please stay." "Just stay." "Please stay." "Please." "Lacy is right." "You're insane." "Ugh!" "No!" "Don't be so surprised." "You're not as hard to find as you think you are, Barnabas." "Do you know what I love about our God?" "He's a kind God, and he's a loving God..." "And he's a just God." "Please stop." "I'm sorry it had to come to this." "Others need to be taught the price of disobedience." "Apotheosis is a fraud." "History will absolve me." "Are you gonna kill me?" "I hope not." "Are you all right?" "Two of my students were killed." "They were murdered." "That's terrible." "Who would do that?" "I don't know." "They were running with a bad crowd." "Yeah, I know what that's like." "You know, I think you might be..." "The only person I can talk to." "Tell me everything."

"Get him, boy." "Titus!" "Come here, boy!" "Hey!" "Titus!" "Titus!" "There you are, boy." "What the hell's the matter with you?" "Nicely done, Titus." "Looks like I got me a treasure-sniffing dog." "Titus, Titus, Titus." "No!" "No, no, no!" "Titus, no!" "No." "No." "Your father's home early." "Hey there, how'd it go?" "Thanks for reading to me." "I need reading glasses no problem." "One day." "Sure we'll like this..." "Gabriel?" "Are you all right?" "What's the matter?" "Baby?" "Baby?" "Gabriel, you son of a bitch." "Daddy?" "You look so pretty, i wanna twirl you like a top." "Stop." "Come on, Amber." "Wanna play something sexy and dance?" "Hm?" "No, I don't." "Don't touch me." "Come on, now." "Just one dance, huh?" "Come on, like old times, like old times-- frank, stop." "Amber, why are you teasing me like this then?" "Frank, I told you, you're cut off." "This ain't a charity." "Just one dance." "Come on, now." "Frank, get off." "You know I'm good for it." "Good for nothing." "Hey there." "I like your hat." "My daddy used to have a hat like this." "Me and you..." "Could have some fun with that hat." "Amber, listen." "Stop." "Can't you see I'm talking to somebody?" "Who, this guy?" "Yes, this guy." "We were just having a wonderful conversation about my daddy, so get out of here." "Hey, shithead." "You talking to my girl?" "Sir, just leave me out of this." "Look, what I said was" "see, today..." "We all learned about a real important word and that word is "consent."" "What?" "You see, if two people wanna make love, that's a very beautiful thing if it's between two consenting adults." "If the lady keeps saying no, and you just keep going anyway, well..." "You're just a piece of shit, really." "Please, leave me alone." "Help." "I'm really sorry, man." "Just please let me-- well, I think she told you quite clearly..." "To leave her alone." "So I think you owe her an apology." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "For?" "For being a piece of shit." "I'm a piece of shit." "Are you a piece of shit?" "I'm a piece of shit." "Really?" "Yes." "Say it again." "I'm a piece of shit." "Ugh!" "All right." "Good." "It's all right, buddy." "It's over now." "I ain't gonna lie to you, you'll probably have a pretty bad headache in the morning." "Get this guy some ice cream." "You like ice cream?" "Yeah." "Always makes me feel better." "Rocky road or something." "You-- you wanna get out of here?" "Let's go." "That was amazing." "I thought you killed him at first." "No, i don't kill people." "Well, I try not to, anyway." "Say, you got a place around here?" "About six blocks down the road." "Good." "Because I sleep in my car." "What's the matter, you can't decide?" "Oh." "Heh." "These old things?" "No, I'm just looking for all the luck I can get." "Figure one of them's gotta have something to it." "So you from around here?" "As of late, yeah." "How come I haven't seen you at the bar before?" "I stay to myself mostly, but I do venture out every now and then." "So it'll be a hundred dollars for the night." "I usually charge 150, but I really do like this hat." "Pardon me, I did enjoy a few last night, but I don't think I recall entering into that sort of agreement." "What are you, fucking stupid?" "Do you think that a girl that looks like this is gonna be in a shithole bar like that if it wasn't for a damn paycheck?" "Don't turn away from me." "Quiet now." "Anothermurder inthetownofchicorycreek ." "Thisisthelatestkilling ina townthathas had threetriplehomicides inthelastweekalone." "Theauthoritiessay thekillingsareunrelated." "Laterontonight,though..." "I'll be damned." "You can't just leave." "You owe me money." "Thank you." "Come again." "Good morning to you, ma'am." "Holy hell." "Ain't you little Evelyn Pierce?" "My god, I ain't seen you in maybe 20-some odd years." "Otis, right?" "Yeah." "You looking real fine, evy, i gotta tell you that." "Like, you must be doing really well for yourself." "I'm looking for chief Dunham." "Is he available?" "Uh, yeah-- no, actually, the chief-- he's currently indisposed, so..." "He's got a very pressing investigation at the time, so-- basically, he told me nobody is allowed inside whatsoever, not even you, evy." "But I'll tell you what, if you, maybe, have some time and wanna have some company, you and I could go down the street, maybe grab a coffee, donut." "Hm..." "It's agent Pierce." "I'm here on business." "No shit." "Look at you then, little "evil lyn."" "You grew up and became yourself a big old bad federale." "I'll be goddamned." "Officer Willard, i gotta tell you something." "I hate being called "evil lyn."" "So just stick with the formal." "Agent Pierce." "All right." "What, the bureau done got you all serious now?" "All right, agent Pierce." "I'm gonna go tell him you're here." "No need." "I'll do it myself." "All right, hey, you can't park out here, neither." "It's supposed to be parked around back." "Well, then you go park it." "I'm not parking anything." "I'll stay right here with a cigarette." "Look..." "As a spiritual leader in the community" "I should be kept in the loop of this investigation." "The more I know, the better I can guide." "Well, again, I'm gonna take your interest into account, but I'm kind of busy now." "I got a meeting here in five minutes." "Say no more, Marty." "I can see you got a full plate." "Mm." "Come in." "Pastor." "Ahem." "Well, Evelyn Pierce." "My, this is a surprise." "They told me they were sending someone from the Jackson field office but I had no idea it'd be you." "You know, it is great to see you." "It's been how many years?" "A very long time, chief Dunham." "I've been looking for a good excuse to come back here to visit." "Well, now, tell me, agent Pierce, is it--?" "Is it really necessary bringing in the bureau and all?" "You have had three triple homicides in the past week, is that correct?" "Well, now, that is technically true, but ain't nothing that the good men and women of the c.C.D.P can't handle on their own." "No one's trying to do your job for you." "I don't wanna be here just as much as you don't want me to be here." "If this was one murder, it would not fall under our jurisdiction." "But it's been three separate cases committed by three separate perps." "Hm." "Means it could be domestic terrorism, and we investigate that." "You know what, agent Pierce?" "I can assure you there are no terrorists here in old chicory creek." "I'm sure you're right." "My job is to make sure that these cases are unrelated and I will be on my way." "Well, now, you know what?" "That makes good sense." "I like that." "They are unrelated, right?" "Uh..." "Yeah." "Well, they might be the tiniest bit related if you was to look at them in a certain way." "And what way would that be, chief?" "Each one killed the last." "Yes, that is true." "Excuse me, who are you?" "Sir, I told you, you cannot be in here." "Chief, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "He don't listen very well." "He just barged right past me." "Jebediah woodley." "Mr. woodley, you can't just come in and barge in like this." "Listen, tough guy, put them hands behind your back." " In a minute." " Mr. woodley, this is a private meeting." "I have to ask you to leave." " Real private, the three of us." " Okay, funny man." "Let's put them big-ass hands behind-- sir, your town is in real danger." "I'm here to help." "Mr. woodley, you are interrupting an active FBI investigation." "You're FBI?" "Yes." "Well, that's a use of tax dollars I can get behind." "Now, get this assclown out of here." "All right." "Come with me." "Come on." "You want these murders to stop, you best listen." "You have some information on these murders?" "Yep." "Get him away from me." "I prefer to have you in cuffs, but okay." "Let him go." "Make it quick, Mr. woodley." "Let me start by saying you're not gonna believe one damn thing I'm about to say." "But that don't make it a lie." "Why don't you start with who you are and what you know?" "I'm a hunter." "Demon hunter." "Demon hunter." "For a second, I thought you weren't wasting our time." "Get this guy out of here, put him in cuffs." "I've done this 100 times, honey." "Come on, demon hunter." "Get him out of here." "That's enough, Mr. woodley." "I tell people what I do, they just sit there, looking dumbstruck or laugh." "Then they gotta see something on their own that proves it." "Maybe they see me pull one of these things out of their son his body twitching and flapping in ways the human body ought not to do." "Or they see their momma looking back with those dead, black eyes." "Or sometimes, they never do come around." "That is, until they get possessed themselves and feel indescribable pain and fear that comes with losing control of your body as your conscious self, your soul, burns and evaporates into the abyss, like you never was." "Now, every once in a while," "I'll meet someone, or maybe a pair of folks that aren't so thickheaded and think that it's pure coincidence that I end up here in the middle of fucking nowhere and without asking, know exactly the patterns of the murders in question." "And when those people put their trust in me and just let their doubts aside, then lives are saved, lives that would've been lost had I just got tossed out of here and have to do all this shit on my own." "But, you know, sometimes, the lives saved are their own." "Now, having heard that, are you gonna hear me out?" "Are you?" "Are you gonna hear me out?" "Make sure you keep an eye on him." "Where are you off to?" "None of your business." "The eyes." "Ask about the eyes." "Kind of..." "Dark in here." "See if I can find the light." "Pretty messy, huh?" "Do you have those pictures?" "Yeah." "This is the daughter here?" "Yeah." "That's her." "And that's the son over there?" "Yup, that's him." "And Mr. banks killed them both?" "No, he shot the daughter." "Father shot this one- -after shooting Mr. banks." "You're saying he killed him and then killed his own kid?" "Yeah." "Doesn't make any sense." "Well..." "You said there was a live witness on this?" "Yup." "I'm gonna need to talk to them." "Mrs. macullum?" "My name is Evelyn Pierce, I'm with the FBI." "Is it all right if I come in and have a word with you?" "I'm really sorry to disturb you." "I know you're going through a terrible ordeal." "I just need to ask you a few questions." "They always used to fight." "Who?" "Who used to fight?" "Benjamin and Bethany." "So rambunctious." "They could ruin an entire house if you didn't keep an eye on them." "Those-- were those your kids?" "I used to scream at them." "I'd get so angry." "But I didn't want them hurting each other." "I didn't want them growing up so..." "Violently." "But they were just playing." "That was not violence." "I never knew what violence was." "Mrs. macullum, I just need you to tell me what happened" "I think about all the times i sent them to their room." "All the times I didn't speak to them, the time..." "The time I lost with them that I'll never have back." "Daniel always let them fight." "They were fighting that night when Marcus came in." "And when Marcus came in, what happened?" "He shot Bethany." "If you need a bit more time, i-- but Daniel, he was quick to draw." "Hewasamarine, onleavefromIraq." "Sostrong." "That's why I married him." "I wanted my children to come from a strong man like Daniel." "And he told me to hide in the closet, and he shot that bastard Marcus." "Shot him dead." "My husband, he did." "He shot Benjamin." "My Daniel shot our boy." "And then he came after me." "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Mrs. macullum, just settle down." "I can come back another time." "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "And his eyes, they were black." "Black, black, black." "His eyes were black, black, black." "They were black." "Where did he go?" "It's agent Evelyn Pierce." "I need to be connected to Deacon Shepherd's office." "AgentPierce?" "Sir, I still have this woodley in custody." "Has records gotten back to you?" "Yeah." "Turnsouthehas aprettyrespectfulrap sheet." "Aggravatedassault,resisting arrest,thelistgoeson." "The thing is, i don't think he's a suspect, but he knows more than he should." "Themurdershaven'tstopped, soseewhatheknows." "Yes, sir." "Hey, now." "That was quicker than I thought." "Tell me what you know." "Well, I don't know." "I'm kind of hungry now." "Mm." "These are really great ribs." "Heh, heh." "So..." "You have a demon." "Just one, and I know which, because I been chasing him for half my damn life now." "How do you know that this demon is the one you seek?" "Its means of transfiguration, the way it changes form-- it's unique." "I'm not gonna sit and talk about the history of these shits." "I don't know if there's god or hell, but these exist." "I know because I've killed them." "I know 'cause they killed friends of mine." "Mm-hm." "I don't give a rat's ass if you believe in it or not." "I don't want you to mess this up for me." "So just do what I tell you..." "And you might just survive." "You said this one is unique." "How?" "Every demon's different, but they all have their own means of transfiguration." "Someonlystayinyou fora coupleseconds, youknow, likeyoudidn'tevenknow it." "Aah!" "Others..." "Willtakeyouover fortheirentirelives." "Andyouhavetopry themloose, which is often easier said than done." "Some of them just gotta touch you." "Others will only pass through sexual exchanges." "Some of these things will just leave you to stick to a doorway like an invisible spider web just waiting for the next fella towalkpast." "Most of them like to move." "I like the ones that stay in one place." "But they all have one thing in common:" "They exist to destroy." "There'sjustsomething aboutus, aboutourworld, thattheywannaend ." "So, what about this one?" "How does this one work?" "Many years ago, my old man and I, came across a small town not unlike this one y'all got here." "Thinghadbeenthere fora coupleof days." "Nearlythewholetown hadgottenkilled." "Itwasunusualbecausedemons normallyaren'tresponsible for those type of body counts." "They're more partial to personal torment." "But this thing was different." "See, the way it transfigured was by being killed." "The moment you killed it, it became you." "Which, needless to say, complicated things." "Soanyway, meandmy dadsat there andexplained thistothetownfolks, justlikeI'mexplainingit toyounow." "Course,theybelievedus straighton, havingseenthecarnage themselves." "Okay." "So how'd you kill it?" "See,myoldman hadthebraveidea." "Hesacrificedhimself." "Hedrankapoison, andthenhe killedit." "Sothedemon hadnoplacetogo." "AndI couldtrapit." "Well, I'm so sorry." "I lost my daddy to prostate cancer." "That's a shame." "So how did you lose the demon?" "I'm getting to it." "It's complicated." "I tried to hang onto it for 30 years." "It just had a funny way of slipping out of my hands." "You see, the thing has a life of its own." "It doesn't wanna stay in that box." "It's got a way of influencing the world around it." "Okay." "How did you lose it, Mr. woodley?" "You can't kill the thing." "All you can do is put it where no one will ever get to it." "So I rented a plane, came down here." "Was gonna drop it here in the bayou." "Engine trouble, fire starts, i gotta bail out." "Plane just scatters itself all around town." "I remember investigating that crash." "Good for you." "Anyhow, middle of the bayou ain't a bad place to hide the thing." "So I just stuck around town for a while, just in case somebody stumbled upon it." "Which is good, because that's what happened." "Well, some nice trees they have here." "Seem to have forgotten my wallet." "Heh, heh." "What?" "Fine." "This one's on me." "Thank you very much." "So let's just say any part of that is true." "You got a plan?" "I suggest you find the man that killed the last of those three murderers." "Hold a town meeting with everyone except him, tell them what happened and maybe we can work together on this." "You wanna tell an entire town there's a body-hopping demon on the loose?" "Something like that." "That will only exacerbate things." "Even if they believe you, which I highly doubt, this town is ultra-Christian." "They're gonna go into a panic." "Chief Dunham, is there an emergency system at the local school so we can keep the children safe?" "Well, now, agent Pierce, you're gonna have to pardon me, but I think you spent a little too much time in Washington." "This here's chicory creek, Mississippi." "We just got our first stoplight about six months ago." "Heh, heh." "I'm sorry, but this plan is ridiculous." "I'm not gonna let you get this town into a frenzy just on your word alone." "Fine." "I'll wait for you to wise up then." "Chief, how can I find the man who killed the last murderer?" "What are you gonna do when you find him?" "Oh, I'll sit him down for a quiet little chat." "If we help you, then I'm coming." "As much as I'd love to spend some time with a lovely lady like yourself," "I work alone." "We're gonna do this my way, or you can take a seat back in that cell." "Your choice." "All right, then." "And if you make one false move," "I will not hesitate to shoot you myself." "Fair enough." "Let's get my shit and get going." "Now." "Now, let's see what we got in here." "So one ruger." "Three-five-seven Magnum..." "And holster with twelve rubber bullets." "I like this here, one vaporizer." "One small-animal trap." "Careful with that." "South American bola balls." "And last but not least, one whip with two..." "Shrunken heads." "Oh, shit, just put down "whip." One whip." "What?" " All right." "Pull over." " This should be it." "The house of the man who shot the last murderer." "One Jeremy ruckner." "What, do you live in your car?" "Uh-huh." "Course you do." "What on earth is that?" "It's my net gun." "She's my pride and joy." "How does she work?" "Well, it's a pressurized release." "The nets fly out, they're weighted at the ends." "They knock the victim off its feet, don't kill it." "Let me see." "Jeez." "Just a little heavier than it looks." "Uh-huh." "Okay." "That should be the house there." "How does he know where he lives if he's possessed?" "Instinct." "Hasn't been any murders for a while." "Reckon he's taking a break." "Seen him do it before." "Somebody's coming." "Hey, you shouldn't even have that thing on you." "Oh, I'll be holding onto it, thank you very much." "You shoot him with that, you're gonna regret it." "Trust me on that." "Wait here." "Howdy." "Oh, my god." "Yeah." "It can be a dirty job, that's for sure." "Oh, my god." "It's horrible." "Takes some getting used to." "Who the fuck are you?" "It can talk?" "Uh, no." "No." "He's not supposed to do that." "Unhand me." "Shit." "What?" "What's the matter?" "It's not him." "What do you mean it's not him?" "Well, it's him, but he ain't possessed." "Drunk as piss by the smell of him, but he ain't possessed." "Who the fuck are you?" "Sorry, sir." "Well, we seem to have made some kind of mistake." "I'm sorry, buddy." "Mistake?" "You nearly broke my arms." "This is complete bullshit, isn't it?" "No, it's not bullshit." "He's not the guy who did the last shooting." "The hell I ain't." "Three days ago I put that crazy bastard down with that gun right up there." "I'm the best shot in Mississippi." "Okay, so?" "He said he shot him." "Okay." "Tell me exactly what happened." "Well, ain't you heard?" "I shot the fucker." "I got him right in the gut." "Did anybody do anything else to his body after you shot him?" "Well, yeah, Glen prichard ran up and finished him off, but I'm the one who put him down and stopped the killing." "You ask anybody." "So, what happened to prichard?" "Where'd he go?" "He ran off." "After he done it, he just looked at us and took off." "Probably couldn't stand the sight of the blood." "Pussy." "All right." "We're done here." "This does not prove anything." "Uh-huh." "Hey, wait a minute." "Get up." "Hey, you haven't told me why you shot me with that damn net." " All right." " Just was a bad dream." "You just go back to bed, now, come on." "Merry Christmas." "Wow, do you really have to do that in the car?" "Didn't have enough ribs for lunch?" "No, thank you." "Shit." "Damn it." "Car's overheating." "Happens all the time." "I knew I should've never trusted you." "We need to get to the station." "Can you shut up?" "Excuse me?" "You should be kissing my ass right now." "I could've left you in that cell to rot." "Shh." "Don't "shush" me." "Quiet." "I just saw something." "I don't see-- something's watching us from the woods." "I don't see anything." "Shh." "Yeah." "Right there." "Get in the car." "Don't say a word." "Stay quiet." "Get back in the car." "Is this for real?" "Okay." "Am I interrupting something?" "Oh, shit." "Rubber bullets." "Works when you're in a jam." "I-- i" "I just-- breathe, try not to talk." "So I say we set that town meeting around 6 P.M. tomorrow." "Sound good to you?" "Hi, y'all." "Welcome." "Good evening, um, Mrs. kravitz." "Maybe you could help?" "Do you have a first-aid kit here?" "Yes, I have something here somewhere." "That's terrific." "We also need two rooms for the evening." "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but I only have one room left." "I'm afraid you'll have to share." "You need some help?" "No, I was always pretty good at do-it-yourself surgery." "Thank you for what you did." "Don't thank me." "Thank him." "I don't understand." "When I got to you, I was pretty sure he'd already killed you." "I've never seen it react that way, the way he looked at you." "I was relieved to see you were alive until I realized what that meant." "It wants me to kill it." "Yeah." "It appears so." "Why?" "It likes you." "Maybe it likes your body, maybe it likes your soul." "He collects souls, makes him more powerful." "The eyes, his eyes..." "Yeah." "I know." "Creepy as hell, right?" "No, no." "It-- in his eyes, I saw something." "There were dark clouds, lightning." "There were people screaming." "It was terrible." "I've never been so afraid." "Now, that's unexpected." "Here, let me help you." "Let me help you." "So how long have you been doing this?" "Oh, um..." "Pretty much as long as I remember." "It was kind of a family business." "Christmas must've been fun." "Heh." "Thanks for the warning." "So, uh, is there any way to get the demon without hurting anyone?" "Well, I think you're getting ahead of yourself." "If we don't catch the thing then, uh, all this thinking will be for nothing." "Okay." "Well..." "You're all set." "Thank you." "Uh, I'll just change here if you don't mind turning around." "Okay." "Sure." "No problem." "Look, I'm just gonna go outside." "Where?" "I'm gonna sleep in the car." "It's-- it's pretty cozy actually." "There's plenty of space on the floor, you don't have to" "hey, Nelson." "Sorry to wake you, buddy." "Yeah." "Can you run a lineage check for me on an Evelyn Pierce?" "Yeah." "Cross reference with your list, see if anything in that family tree pops up." "I gotta go." "Get back to me as soon as you can, all right?" "Trouble sleeping?" "I spent my childhood here." "Figured I would pay a visit." "Looks like that was a nice farm a ways back." "Why was it abandoned?" "Well, supposedly, it's cursed." "And why is that?" "My parents never told me much." "From what I hear, there was an easter celebration and I fell in the pool." "I hit my head on the edge as I went in." "I think it was a few minutes before anyone found me." "I was completely blue." "My mother, she grabbed me, and she carried me into the house and when she brought me back," "I was totally fine like nothing had happened." "I don't remember any of it, but I do know what people say." "It's like she brought me back from the dead." "Next thing i do remember is that people were throwing rocks into our window and we just packed up, and we left pretty quickly after that." "Well, Evelyn, I'm sorry to hear all that." "Everyone's got their sob story, right?" "You know what I think?" "Now is an appropriate time as any to tell you." "I was trying to figure out why our black-eyed friend up there liked you." "What you saw in his eyes, the circumstances of your family's departure from chicory creek, it all points at one thing." "What is that?" "Well, there's a slim chance that your ancestors were, and you are-- how do I put this?" "Um, uh... ahem." "Well, look, there are demons, right?" "And at the other end of the spectrum, there are beings that descended from the light." "Are we talking about fucking angels now?" "Well, you said it." "I know." "Listen." "Okay." "Let's call them angels." "Well, many, many years ago, according to the Bible and stuff, these angels descended to earth, they mated with humans." "They gave rise to this divine bloodline." "And you're saying I'm one of them." "What you saw in his eyes, your mother had that ability, birthmarks on your back-- how did you see those?" "You turned around?" "Did you--?" "There was just like a reflection or something." "I am the furthest from angelic." "Just-- listen to me, if I'm right, the stakes just got a whole lot higher." "And why is that?" "Because there's a dark place, another plane, existing next to ours." "It's full of dark things, bad things." "What does that have to do with me?" "With my family?" "If you are from that divine bloodline I told you about, you have the ability to connect with those worlds." "And if the thing consumes your soul, it will use your body." "And he'll call up his little demon buddies, thousands of them." "And then chicory creek literally will be hell on earth." "Why does it need me?" "Aren't there others like me?" "I'm not too sure there are any." "Listen, i may be wrong, but you'd better keep your finger off that trigger." "Well, all right now, great to see you too." "Hey, good to see you." "Hey, looking good." "Come in, have a seat." "That's not what I'm saying." "I'm just saying I think we should have a team on standby." "Please." "Please, look, I'm really close here." "Trust me." "Just give me a chance." "Thank you." "Thank you, sir." "Everything okay?" "Yeah." "It's good." "Hey, hey, come on in." "Hey, good to see you." "Oh, shit." "Uh..." "I know, father, I know." "What is this all about?" "It's all gonna be explained in a minute." "Now, come on, Marty." "My congregation are truly worried." "Okay?" "Now, I saw Evelyn Pierce in your office." "She is not to be trusted." "All right." "Why don't you just take a seat for your own sake." "Ladies and gentlemen, I need to get your attention, please." "Speak up, Dunham." "I'm gonna please ask that you don't shout." "Now, I know y'all got a lot of questions, and we're gonna take those questions just as soon as this meeting's done." "In the meantime," "I'm gonna have to ask that you all remain calm." "Now, it has come to my attention that the string of murders earlier this week were-- are connected." " What?" " What do you mean?" " How's that possible?" " What's next?" "Quiet, now." "Calm down, now." "It appears..." "Some kind of supernatural thing afoot." "What the fuck?" "Eunice, that is not helping." "Now you shut up." "Now, sit down." "Y'all be quiet." "Y'all know we got FBI working on this." "This guy's coming in..." "Oh, shit." "...let's respect-- okay." "Good evening, folks." "I'm jebediah woodley." "That's right." "I wanna talk to you a little bit about what's happened in town this past week." "I know you're all frightened, as you should be, but if you just cooperate and listen to what I got to say, everybody's gonna be fine." "Ahem." "Well, most of you are gonna be fine." "Most of us?" "Well, look." "Look, just calm down now." "I'm gonna explain it to you." "I'm gonna explain what happened." "See, there's-- well, just hear me out now." "We'll get a chance to talk about this later." "I know you're not gonna believe some of the things I'm about to say." "Some of you, well-- let me finish up." "I'll explain it to you." "There's something going on in this town, and it's kind of scary, but some of you will have a problem believing what I'm about to say now, but I gotta tell you something." "Well, it's kind of a strange story." "Uh..." "Oh, shit." "Everybody, evacuate the premises." "Don't shoot it." "Let me shoot it." "For Pete's sake." "Hold still now." "Shit." "What do we do now?" "Call for backup." "This was the backup." "Shut your mouth, Dunham." "He was trying his best." "They didn't listen to him." "If your men knew how to follow orders, we wouldn't be in this mess." "I need your car now." "All right." "Where are you going?" "I'll do this on my own." "You need us." "Like hell I do." "What are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna find it." "Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten." "Ready or not, here I come." "You suck at this game." "You know I only play so that you'll leave me alone." "When's daddy coming home?" "I told you, I don't know." "He's probably still down at the town hall." "Who's that?" "Who's who?" "The man outside." "Get away from the window, jezz." "Stay back." "Help." "Help." "We need to find him." "Look, I've been thinking this over." "Maybe he was right." "About what?" "About me." "Maybe it was my fault." "Maybe I shouldn't even be here." "Oh, come on, don't be a coward." "I got a heart condition." "Snap out of it." "Chief Dunham, regardless of what jebediah says, the fact remains, we need all the help we can get." "I understand if you feel guilty about the deaths of your men, but you don't avenge them by running away." "You stand and you fight." "Okay?" "You stand here, and you fight with me, chief Dunham." "You defend this town." "Chief." "Chief." "Chief Dunham, hey!" "Wow." "What's going on here?" "You." "Yeah." "Why did you bring this evil to this town?" "Excuse me?" "I do not know what your designs are in chicory creek, but I do know that Evelyn Pierce, like her mother before her, had the blood of Satan flowing in her veins." "And you are in league with her, are you not?" "You got this wrong." "The important thing is now you calm these people down." "Why, pray tell, should we believe you?" "How are we to know that you are not in cahoots with this hell spawn that is attacking this town?" "You better calm down, padre." "I will do no such thing." "I see it now." "You are Lucifer's mouthpiece, and Evelyn Pierce is his concubine." "Aren't you taking this a bit far?" "Be gone." "Be gone, hell spawn." "Calm down." "Be gone." "That's rude." "I'd rather you not do that." "The power of Christ compels you." "I'm pretty sure that's from the exorcist." "Be gone, hell spawn." "And tell your lord Lucifer not-- oh, no." "Calm down, y'all." "Rubber bullets." "Padre, you all right there, padre?" "You all right?" "Okay." "He'll be okay." "He'll be fine." "Merry Christmas." "What do you want?" "I wanna help you." "You've helped plenty." "I got it from here." "We're running out of time." "Plus, I'm the one it wants, right?" "So don't you want me around?" "That's exactly why i don't want you around." "Pastor." "Pastor Erikson." "Hey." "Whoa, whoa." "Pastor, he's-- well, he's indisposed right now." "Uh-uh." "I gotta see the pastor." "My girl, she's gone mad." "I don't know what to do." "What's your name?" "Emmett." "Emmett, tell me what happened now." "Wait a minute, you're the guy from the town-hall meeting." "What's going on?" "Is something making people sick?" "Is my little girl sick?" "Emmett, just tell me exactly what happened." "I got home about an hour ago." "There was a man outside on the front lawn with a bullet wound in his head." "And I went inside, and my little one, my girl, she's got a knife to her." "So I tell her to run, and then she looks at me, and her eyes were all black." "My girl-- lead me to her." "Come on." "Let's go." "Come on." "What are you waiting for?" "Let's go." "She's down there." "No other exit to that basement, right?" "No, sir." "All right." "How will we do this?" "Let me think for a second here." "If she's possessed, she in a lot of pain?" "That's right." "She sure is." "There's gotta be a way I can help." "How can I help her?" "There is a way to do that." "How?" "The only way is by killing her." "What?" "What'd you say to me?" "You're gonna be putting her out of a lot of misery." "I can't." "I can't kill my little girl." "That ain't your little girl down there no more." "I don't understand." "Wouldn't it just be the same problems but inside of me now?" "What we're gonna do is make poison, you drink it, you go down there, do the deed, wait to die, you will be with your girl." "Wouldn't want her to be alone, would you?" "I can't." "All right." "I'll do it." "No." "What--?" "What's she going through right now?" "She is screaming, she's down there." "She's burning up, waiting for the whole thing to end." "Oh, Jesus." "There's gotta be another way." "I can't kill my daughter, you gotta understand that." "You listen to me." "You wanna honor your little girl, better put her out of her misery." "All right." "I'll do it." "Come on, Evelyn, let's make this poison now." "How long will I have to bear it?" "Couple of minutes, tops." "Jesus, no." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Come on." "You ready?" "So she'll be at rest?" "Once it's inside you, it's out of her." "What's it gonna be like for me?" "Well, I'd be lying if I said it was gonna be pleasant." "Here." "So..." "I take this, and i-- kill it." "All right." "I know what I have to do." "Drink it while it's hot now." "All right." "Thanks." "Sure." "Everybody get down on the ground." "What the hell is going on?" "I'm sorry." "I thought they'd give me more time." "You damn fool." "Shut your mouth." "Guys, I'm not doing too good." "Deacon Shepherd, look, you're making a huge mistake." "It's nice to see you too, Evelyn." "Give us a few more minutes." "Let us finish what we're doing." "Then you can take over the operation." "Is that an order?" "Sir, something's wrong with this one." "What have you done to this man?" "Drift leaf, mainly." "It's a poison." "You poisoned this man?" "Get him the hell out of here." "Wait." "What exactly is your role in this?" "Go to hell." "Got it." "Hard case." "Put him in the Van." "As for you, you go outside." "I'll talk to you later." "Wait." "You have no idea-- I'll deal with you later." "Scour these premises." "Jebediah." "Jebediah, i-- don't." "They would've come even if I hadn't called." "What do they know?" "I told them everything." "I didn't think they would believe me." "We'll deal with this later." "Get ready." "Check the door." "Turn around right now." "Un-cuff him." "Don't do this." "Un-cuff him right now." "Hold it." "You idiot." "We have to go now." "Now." "Get in the damn car." "You're fucking dead." "She's got the gun, smartass." "What was that?" "It was exactly what I told you." "No, that can't be." "There must be some kind of-- there isn't." "We need you to cooperate with us now." "You wouldn't touch me." "Without my testimony, you're both gonna be on the hook for that bloodbath there." "Testimony?" "I don't think you understand the time frame we're on here." "I have been shot." "I'm wounded." "First we're gonna get me medical attention." "Then we'll talk about what happened back there." "Please, okay, okay." "What happened while we were outside?" "The little girl, she came out of the back room." "She-- she attacked-- she killed three of my men." "We fired on her." "And then one of my guys fired on me, clipped me in the shoulder." "Ow!" "Then what happened?" "I fired on him, and then I ran." "Fuck you both." "You'd have run too." "Okay." "Did you hit him?" "Yeah." "Yes, but it wasn't a kill-shot." "Where'd you hit him?" "Lower abdomen." "All right." "Cuff him now." "What?" "What is this?" "Wait a minute." "What the fuck are you doing?" "I am with you, okay?" "You're both fucking crazy." "Clearly, there's something very unnatural going on here." "Why don't we get in the car, drive back," "I'll explain everything, all will be forgiven." "I don't think we have time for that." "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" "Ahh!" "I'll do it." "I'll fucking do it." "Agent Pierce." "I'm sorry, jebediah." "Trust me, if it weren't for me, those men back there would still be alive." "Well, you should've told me." "Let's just be clear with each other from now on." "What are we gonna do with him?" "Well, we're just gonna find a suitable place and end this." "And who's gonna kill it?" "Yeah." "Well, I'm just gonna have to figure something out." "It doesn't have to be like this." "We can keep going." "We can find another way." "There is no other way." "Someone has to die." "That's the rules." "Yeah, but you're-- you're important." "You're-- why am I important?" "Because I kill demons?" "Should you wanna die instead of me?" "Would I like for this to be someone else?" "You bet your ass." "But you're different." "You got that power inside of you that you have to harness." "You're important." "Hell of a lot more important than I am in this fight." "Let's get this over with." "It's got one bullet." "All right." "Take care of my car." "Stop." "Damn it, what's with this guy?" "What in the name of god are you doing to this poor man?" "Padre, you're gonna have to stop." "Don't take another step." "Pastor Erikson, you need to leave." "You don't know-- and I do not wish to know." "Free this man." "Wait." "Don't do it." "Restrain him." "Get off me." "What are you doing?" "Think about it." "You saw the demon." "You saw it." " You shut your mouth." " You saw the demon." "You will not poison me." "I'm trying to help you, pastor." "What are you gonna do, kill me?" "Be gone, devil." "Get away from me." "There's no chance." "There's no fucking chance." "You heard the lady." "Oh, you sick fucker." "Evelyn, don't do it." "Don't kill it." "I'vebeendoing thisa longtime." "Ican'ttellyou ifthere'saheavenorhell, orwhat'soutthere." "ButonethingIcan tellyouforcertain isthatevilexists." "Youcanrunawayfrom it, youcanburyit, maybeyoucan evenslowit down, butyoucan'tstopit." "Soonerorlater,maybe notevenin yourlifetime, thatevilwillbeback ."

"Always remember your promise to me." "Never let nobody or nothing turn you into no cripple." "All right!" "Rest stop, 45 minutes." "Come on, folks." "We gotta move." "We leave at 2:45 p.m. On the dot." "Can't be late." "Hot meals and bathrooms inside." "All right, uh, there's a window out back for y'all to buy sandwiches." "And I suggest you make good use of them outhouses." "Ain't nothing but bushes for you in the Carolinas." "Sir." "Can I help you, sir?" "Yes, sir." "Seattle?" "Who you riding with?" "Nobody." "Just me." "Boy, I can't take responsibility for some blind nigger traveling 3,500 miles alone." "I..." "I..." "I paid for this here ticket, and it says that you have to take me to Seattle." "Don't you be smarting off to me, boy." "With all due respect, sir, I earned the right." "I may have left my eyes on Omaha Beach, but I ain't asking no charity from Uncle Sam." "I got a job waiting for me in Seattle." "You were in Normandy?" "Shuttling troopers to the beach." "We took a direct hit." "I'm sorry, son." "I'll keep an eye on you myself." "Come on." "Take a seat in the back." "♪ Anytime ♪" "♪ You're feeling lonely ♪" "♪ Anytime ♪" "♪ You're feeling blue ♪" "♪ Anytime ♪" "♪ You feel downhearted ♪" "♪ That will prove your love for me is true ♪" "♪ Anytime ♪" "♪ You're thinkin' about me ♪♪" "Til, what the hell do you think you're doin'?" "Billy, don't get your feathers all ruffled now." "I met this ol' boy over at the O.C. At Clarkfield, and well, he plays a mean jazz piano." "I don't care if he whistles Dixie out his ass." "He ain't gonna do it here." "Sir." "Boy, are you blind?" "Yes, sir." "Since I was seven." "Well, let me help you out then." "This is a country band." "We don't play no boogie-woogie." "Uh, yes, I understand." "I love country music." "All right, go on." "Tell me." "What is it you love about country music?" "I..." "I love the stories." "Uh, you know, about fallin' in love and having love knock you around and then the pressures of the world on you so tough." "It..." "It makes you feel small." "You want to give your soul to God." "You might as well." "Your ass belongs to Him." "Boy, are you sure you blind?" "Last time I checked." "Okay." "Come on in." "Billy, I think you're outvoted." "Til, one hint of trouble, and your blind nigra's out of here." "Damn!" "Here." "I'm gonna have to put some glasses before he scares somebody half to death." "Seattle, Washington, folks." "Change bus here for all points north:" "Bellingham, Mount Vernon." "Vancouver, Canada." "Uh, that's Diz." "Emanon." "Yeah." "But what's it spell backwards?" "Ah... ah... ah, come on, man." "Why don't you give me something difficult?" ""No Name."" "Say, daddy-o, what ax you play?" "Uh, piano." "Just blew in from Tampa, Florida." "Me and my partner, Gossie McGee, came here, you know, want to fatten up our style." "Cop some licks from some more experienced cats." "You dig?" "You know what?" "Why don't you let me take you inside?" "You know, show you around." "All right." "Perfect gentleman." "Yeah." "This is just like my place." "So, what's your name?" "Ray Robinson." "I'm Quincy Jones." "Quincy Jones." "Hey, Gerry!" "This here's my man, Ray." "He's here to see his friend, Gossie McGee." "So I figured I'll show him inside..." "Don't mess with me, Q. He can come in, but not you." "Vice is on my ass for letting you underage kids in." "Get out of here, Q." "Can't you see..." "Get out of here, Q." "He's blind!" "I gotta show him in." "Get out." "Jive-ass." "What?" "Hey, Ray Robinson, when am I gonna hear you play, baby?" "Uh, well, that may cost you." "Welcome, all you cool cats and fine felines." "You've come to the place where the sophisti-cats and hipsters hang their bebop hats." "So snuggle up and come near for tonight is Talent Night at The Rocking Chair." "♪♪" "Let's hear it for Dancin' Al!" "Gossie's been cattin' around with one of my waitresses since he got here." "He never told me that his partner was a blind 'Bama boy." "Marlene, Demurs just called." "Thurmond's sick." "What about Sassy?" "Flat tire." "Okay, 'Bama." "Why don't you get on up there and show me what you got?" "Well, I-I'm not prepared to do my thing right now, tonight..." "This is the only audition you're going to get, puddin'." "So either get on up there, or you and Gossie can haul your asses back down South." "Here." "Smoke some of this." "This ain't no tobacco, man." "No, hold it in, it'll calm you down." "All right, Oberon." "Get on up there and introduce him." "Yes, ma'am." "Okay, 'Bama." "Let's go." "Yeah." "Now, I got something special for all you satin dolls." "And I don't mean Oberon's big thunder." "Now that's for another show." "Now we got some new blood for ya." "Yeah, straight off the bus from Florida," "I give you Ray "Don't Call Me Sugar" Robinson!" "How y'all doing tonight?" "Better than you!" "Relax, Ray." "Relax." "I got it." "♪♪" "Uh-uh, what do y'all want to hear?" "How about a little Nat King Cole?" "Y'all like Nat King Cole?" "♪ If you ever plan to travel west ♪" "'Bama ain't bad." "Yeah, I'd say he saved our asses." "What the hell is Ray doin' up there?" "Auditioning for you, Gossie." "He ain't no good without me." "How'd you and the 'Bama like to do a week here at the Chair?" "I know a good bass player." "A nice jazz trio could score big with the right manager." "Manager?" "Come on now, Gossie, don't be so small-minded." "You know you've got to give to get." "Now what exactly do I have to give?" "25 percent." "But I'll be gettin' you other gigs." "All right, next question:" "What do I get?" "What do you need?" "Double scale as leader, plus 10 percent." "What about the 'Bama?" "He's about as green as a blade of grass." "I can handle him." "♪ Flagstaff, Arizona ♪" "Yeah, he's green." "♪ Kingman, Barstow ♪" "So, Gossie, you don't need to worry about a hotel room for the 'Bama." "He can flop at my place." "Hey, y'all never change." "♪ Get your kicks on Route sixty-six ♪♪" "Ray, you coming back to bed?" "I'm getting some water." "I can see that, but mama ain't finished yet." "For the first time anywhere, let's hear it for The McSon Trio!" "♪ A buzzard took the monkey for a ride in the air ♪" "♪ The monkey thought that everything was on the square ♪" "Ray, when you coming out?" "In a minute." "Mama's got some more blackberry cobbler for you, baby." "Damn." "♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪" "♪ Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top ♪♪" "Marlene, if you're gonna send us out on tour, we're gonna need more than $5 a day." "How come we can't get paid after each gig?" "Because you boys will spend everything you make." "The club sends the checks to me, so as I can bank them." "I just want to see my own checks, that's all." "You don't see, Ray." "You're blind, baby." "Or did you forget?" "Now, you want to go out on your own and see how well you do?" "Ray!" "Hey, Marlene, where's Ray?" "He's in the back bedroom." "And wipe your feet." "Ray, uh, six-nine, where you at?" "Six-nine." "Six-nine." "Lionel Hampton just asked me to go on the road with him, man!" "Lionel Hampton, man!" "Sure he did." "Then why you still here?" "And dig this:" "His wife, she kicked me off the tour bus." "Told me to come back when I started shaving." "You believe that?" "Uh... uh, Seven-oh, could you do me a favor, man, and close that bag for me?" "What's wrong?" "You got two hands." "You can close it yourself." "I got two feet, too." "Could you close it?" "I got it." "Excuse me, sir!" "Man, we're gonna be late." "I got to get my own place, Gossie." "Why?" "I mean, you got free rent right now." "Like hell it's free rent." "Oh, come on, Ray." "Why you gonna mess with a good thing?" "All I'm saying is you keep laying' that pipe with Marlene, and I bet you she's gonna make us all rich." "Hey, sir, excuse me!" "♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪" "♪ Straighten up and stay right ♪" "♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪" "♪ Cool down, papa ♪" "♪ Don't you blow your top ♪♪" "Just back from their triumphant tour of the Yakima Valley, The McSon Trio!" "They'll be back right here, same time, same place, next week." "Hey, baby, you sound more like Nat than the King himself." "What's your name?" "Ray Robinson." "Ray Robinson?" "I'm Jack Lauderdale, Swing Time Records." "Oh, hey... hey, hey, Jack!" "How you doing, man?" "Good." "Oh, good." "How about us makin' a record together?" "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Hell, yeah!" "Let's do that." "Can I help you?" "I don't think so." "We're just talking a little business." "Then you need to talk to me, 'cause I'm his manager." "Whichever way the wind blows." "It's blowing." "Jack Lauderdale, Swing Time Records." "Marlene Andres." "Marlene?" "Gossie McGee." "Gossie McGee." "Great set, baby." "We're going to talk with Mr. Lauderdale here." "Come on, Jack." "I'm buying." "I'm coming in, uh, to talk to him." "You are doing a fabulous job!" "Yes, man." "Eh, look, let's talk to him about this record." "Hey, no, no, we're gonna let Marlene handle that." "You get Oberon to call you a cab, all right." "Great set, Ray." "Goss!" "Hey, daddy-o, want a smoke?" "I got some gage, fresh off the boat." "It's clean and seedless." "So that's how it is, huh?" "You keep me high while they talk the business?" "I ain't the one playing you, man." "♪♪" "Oberon, listen..." "You know, Marlene and Gossie are the ones running the game on you, Ray." "What?" "They sliced up the pie the first night you played." "35 percent off the top." "Plus Gossie's double scale as leader." "Leader?" "If anybody's leading the band," "I'm the one that's the leader." "Forget the bo' humps." "You know what?" "I..." "I'm..." "I'm gonna go my own way." "Who's gonna book your gigs?" "Marlene's got you locked up." "And she ain't gonna give up her golden goose." "♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪" "♪ Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top ♪♪" "Hey, Ray Robinson, you are fantastic." "There you go." "Give me some skin." "What's that?" "Jack's card." "I got his number at the hotel." "Come on, Q. It's not that complicated." "Now let's just play it again." "That's a B flat, C 7, scale it up, and triple it off the back end." "Yeah, nigger!" "Yeah, that's it." "Ray, what did I tell you about cookin' in the dark?" "Are you tryin' to burn the house down?" "Think about it, Marlene." "Uh..." "uh, What do I need the light for?" "Well, you don't need to be cookin' anyway." "We brought you takeout from Oscar's." "Well, get your money back." "I got fried chicken right here." "Come on, Seven-oh, try this." "Yeah!" "About time." "Hey, that's home-cooked, right there." "Mmm, no, thank you." "This chicken is the mostest, huh." "Just needs a little hot sauce and it'll be perfect." "Yeah." "So, what did Jack Lauderdale have to say?" "Oh, I clocked him comin' out the gate." "He's a two-bit hustler." "Oh, I see." "Yeah, turns out the only hit that Swing Time ever had was Open the Door, Richard, which was a joke record." "Uh... uh... uh, what about him recording' me?" "Oh, he'll record you, if we pay the freight." "Scratch a liar, find a thief." "What's that supposed to mean?" "This." "You see I saw Jack Lauderdale tonight, and he gave me a $500 advance on my record." "He also said he'll put me on the road with Lowell Fulson and pay me three times what you pay." "Now, that's a lie!" "Hey, no way he's not gonna put some blind man on the road." "Think about it." "I mean, you... you need watching' out for." "And he ain't got the time to look after you the way I do." "Is that what you've been doing, Gossie?" "Watchin' out for me?" "Is that why you get paid double what I do?" "Who told you that?" "It's true, ain't it?" "You two have been gaming me since I got here." "Ray, baby, listen..." "I ain't listening to you!" "Ray, I've..." "I've been meaning to talk to you about that." "Then why aren't you talkin'?" "Um, look, Ray, Ray, let's not do nothin' stupid." "I might be blind, but I ain't stupid!" "Q., get my bag from upstairs." "What?" "Get it!" "Wha... right now?" "Now." "Ray, man, we done been through a whole lot." "Ray, now wait a minute." "I can explain everything." "Think about what you're doing." "Ray, Ray, now you're makin' a big mistake." "That clown is spoutin' promises that he can't keep." "You'd be a fool to follow him." "Ray, Ray, we'll make a new deal!" "Whatever makes you happy!" "The deal is you can lay the pipe now." "You'll break your neck going down these stairs by yourself." "Hang on." "Oh, man." "Ray, I ain't never seen you do nothing like that, man." "Never." "That ain't nothing, Seven-oh." "Stop cheating, Ray." "George, you can't catch me." "Come on." "Aretha!" "Come on, George." "Aretha Robinson, have you lost your mind?" "Eula, you promised to split every wash basket with me, fair and square!" "And I did!" "Hell, you did!" "You charge white folks one thing and pay me another." "Now who's gonna wash these?" "You can." "Now pay me my money!" "Okay, I'm a-giving you your two little dollars." "But don't you be expectin' no more work out of me!" "I got all I need out of you." "Ray and George, come on!" "That's right." "Get out of my yard and don't y'all never come back!" "Y'all got to learn to read and write real good, so you never have to work for people like that." "Scratch a liar, find a thief." "Understand?" "Yes, Mama." "Smell that, Ray." "Smell the success." "We're in LA, man, the place where the Negro comes to spread his wings." "You... you know, man, I know my ears ain't deceiving' me." "Is that Art Tatum?" "It sure is, baby." "You want to meet him?" "I..." "I can't meet him." "A-Art Tatum is the most." "So, Ray, we got to talk about your name, man:" "Robinson." "Sugar Ray got the Robinson franchise all sewed up." "So I'm thinkin' we go with your middle name, Charles." "As in, Ray Charles." "I don't care what you call me, man, just as long as my name's on the record." "But we're gonna toast to that." "Hey, what's the haps, Jack?" "Oh, my goodness." "Give me some skin." "What's up, baby?" "How you doin'?" "Lowell Fulson, meet your new piano player:" "Ray Charles." "Ray Charles, the blind sensation." "Ow!" "Damn!" "I'm gonna use that on the album cover." "He's really the sensation." "I..." "I love your music, Mr. Fulson." "Uh, the man's got taste." "Hey, and the man ain't been on the road with a band before, so now you take care of him." "Like my own brother." "Ray." "I'm gonna be right back." "All right." "Yeah, you got the one on the left." "Look here, let me do the talking." "Don't go inside that place." "You know what Mama said." "Go home and don't tell Mama nothin'." "Go, George." "George, get out of here!" "Hey, boy, who let you in?" "You must be Aretha's son, huh?" "Yes, sir." "Ray Charles Robinson." "I've been seeing you sneakin' around here." "You like the piano, huh?" "Come on, you want to learn how to play?" "Come on over here." "Let me show you how to play." "Come on." "I'm gonna teach you how to play." "What we'll do, I'm gonna teach you three notes, right?" "This is the first note, right here." "Play that." "And here's the second note, right here." "Play that." "Here's the third note." "Now, here's the way it goes." "Listen." "Listen closely, now." "Play that." "Good!" "Try the other notes." "Every club we hit, it's your responsibility to rehearse the band." "These are some lazy-ass bastards, so you gotta make sure that they don't slough off." "You gotta be ready and dressed to open the show." "Now, Lowell likes to take a nap before he goes on." "You just do your thing until he feels like comin' out." "And when Lowell's playin', you keep the band sharp." "Uh... uh, just one thing." "What?" "Did Jack tell you that I have to be paid in singles?" "♪♪" "You just do your job, you're gonna get your money." "♪ Baby, come on, down ♪" "♪ Your daddy's in the heart of town ♪" "♪ Come on down ♪" "♪ Your daddy's in the heart of town ♪" "How'd you get the name Fathead anyway?" "Why do they call me Fathead?" "Nah, you don't want to hear." "But this is what I really want to know." "Do any of you fine young ladies know where we can get a nice steak this time of night?" "You mean something big, thick, and juicy?" "Oh, yeah, that's just what I mean." "Fathead, where you guys headed, man?" "I ain't babysittin' no blind cat." "Uh, I'm sorry, Ray, but, uh, the law says there's only six to a cab." "Come on, ladies, let's get out of here." "♪ Everyday ♪" "♪ Everyday I have the blues ♪" "♪ Everyday, everyday ♪" "Pay up, baby!" "Yeah, that's all right." "I been shootin' craps since I was 12 years old." "Don't never shoot craps on a white woman's grave." "Why not?" "It's bad luck." "♪ You know bad luck and trouble, people ♪" "♪ Well, you know I had my share ♪" "That's for being late to the bus." "Wilbur, you a low-down piece..." "You better move on." "Ah, Mr. One-dollar Bill." "$5, $10, $15, $20..." "Now, you like to start counting that again?" "All right, damn you." "$284, $285..." "Listen, man, I ain't no damn seeing'-eye dog." "♪ You know ain't nobody worried about me ♪" "♪ I don't see nobody, nobody crying' ♪♪" "Fathead, open up." "Open up." "I got to take a leak." "Hey, what you doing, man?" "Close the door, Fat!" "Say, Ray, we'll be in here for a little while." "Use the women's can, down there on your right." "I don't want to use the women's can." "This way." "Oh, God!" "Say, Ray, you all right?" "Yeah, I must have slipped on the wet." "There's a pipe broke." "There's water everywhere." "You see it?" "Let's go, man." "Close the door." "All right, quit playing, Ray." "We'll be in here a while." "Now go on now!" "Where you from, Ray?" "North Florida." "Oh, North Florida boy." "Your people still down there?" "No." "All right." "Hey, uh, pardon me for askin', but how do you get around so good without a cane or a dog?" "How do you get around so good without a cane or dog?" "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to pry." "My ears got to be my eyes, man." "Its..." "Everything sounds different." "You know that's why I wear hard-soled shoes, so I can hear my footsteps echo off the wall." "So when I pass by an open doorway, the sound changes." "Wow." "That's cool." "You know you got to learn pretty quick if you want to get around on your own." "Yeah." "You know, during the war, there was a whole lot" "I had to learn fast, or I wouldn't be here." "Seein' that much death ain't natural." "Yeah, seein' death ain't natural." "Boys, get from 'round that still." "Y'all know better than that." "Come on, catch me." "Stay from 'round this fire and get clean." "Dinner will be ready soon." "Hear me, Ray?" "I got you." "I got you." "No, you didn't." "You missed me." "Stop cheating', Ray." "Okay, you got me." "But I got you back." "I'm not playin' no more." "Sissy!" "Come on, Ray." "Let's go swimmin'." "Let's go swim in Mama's washtub." "Ray, come on, Ray, play with me." "You better get down before Mama sees you." "I'm a giant!" "Some giant." "Come on, George." "I ain't playin' this game." "That ain't funny." "Boys, I got some field peas and rice cooking." "And there's that smothered corn left from yesterday." "And if you're real good, I might have two pieces of peach cobbler." "Ray, didn't I tell you to get in this house?" "Dear God, no!" "That's Aretha's boy!" "Breathe, baby, breathe." "Just breathe, baby, breathe." "Let it out!" "Let it out, please!" "Breathe for your mama, now." "Come on, George." "Why didn't you do somethin'?" "Why didn't you call me?" "Help us, Lord!" "The Lord done took him home." "All right." "Food and piss stop." "Open it up." "The food is hot." "You've got 45 minutes." "I could eat a horse." "Where's it?" "Follow your nose." "Right over there." "Wilbur." "What?" "45 minutes ain't enough time." "We need more than that, Jack." "Not to eat, you don't." "Now if you got other business, you better choose, because this bus is rollin' on time." "Come on, Mercedes got a washroom in the back." "And you, you can smell it." "Jeff." "Yes, sir?" "Uh, could you help me in there?" "Sure thing, Ray." "Hey, Mercedes." "Hey, baby." "I hope you wiped your feet before you came in here." "There you go." "Come on." "Take that." "The bathroom's right there in front of you." "Okay." "You want me to fix you a plate?" "Uh, no, I'm..." "I'm fine." "All right." "Sweet potato pie it is." "Whoo, let's go, man." "That was a long bus ride, wasn't it?" "Oh, come on, man." "Hey, man!" "The can's down the hall." "I know where the can is." "What y'all doing?" "Do yourself a favor and leave." "I'll leave when I'm gettin' ready to leave." "Come on, Fathead, I want in." "This ain't no weed, Ray." "And we ain't snorting no bitch." "This is boy." "Boy'll make your ass null and void." "So get on out of here, man." "Null and void, just like my life." "I'll be right at home." "Look, I ain't gonna wait all night." "Hell, it's his funeral, man." "Ray, let's go get something to eat." "I'll leave when I get a taste." "Ray, what you gonna do, man?" "This train's pullin' out, brother." "I ain't having nothin' to do with this." "I warned you, Ray." "Come on, man." "I been warned." "Sit down, Ray." "Right there." "I'm gonna take you on a little ride." "It'll cost you, though." "You got some cash?" "Will this do?" "That'll do." "Where you been?" "Where them other fools?" "Come on, get it while it's hot!" "You're going to feel a little pinch." "I ain't givin' up on you, boy." "Feel it, baby?" "Just take the ride." "It's better than sex." "There ain't nothin' better than sex." "♪ We will walk ♪" "♪ through the streets of the city ♪" "♪ Of the city ♪" "♪ Where our loved ones ♪" "♪ have gone on before ♪" "♪ We will stand on the banks ♪" "♪ of the river ♪" "♪ Of the river ♪" "♪ Where we'll meet ♪" "♪ to part no more ♪" "♪ I pray ♪" "♪ I pray ♪" "♪ Be free from now on ♪" "♪ Pray to you, Lord ♪" "♪ Where our true ones have gone ♪" "♪ Gone before ♪" "♪ Gone before ♪" "♪ We will stand on the banks ♪" "♪ of the river ♪" "♪ Where we'll meet ♪" "♪ to part no more ♪♪" "Ray, come on, let me put this salve on I got from Dr. McLeod." "No, I don't like it." "It stings." "Boy, get up here." "I paid a whole dollar for it." "It better work." "Now hold up your head, like the doctor says." "This is gonna make you feel better." "Ray, come on in for dinner." "And stop rubbing' those eyes." "Ray, I won't beat around the bush with you." "You're goin' blind." "The doctor's sayin' there's nothing they can do, so we got to do it ourselves." "Yes, ma'am, I know, but..." "Stop it." "Stop it right now." "We ain't got no time for no tears." "Ain't nobody gonna have no pity on you just 'cause you're goin' blind." "Now wipe them eyes." "Yes, ma'am." "Okay, I'll show you how to do something once." "I'll help you if you mess up twice." "But the third time, you're on your own, 'cause that's the way it is in the world." "All right, now get up." "Remember, you goin' blind, but you ain't stupid." "Remember how many stairs there were?" "Four." "Good." "You're gonna have to learn how to use your memory." "Now turn around." "I want you to hold out your hands, and use them as your eyes, and find the door." "Good." "That's real good, baby." "Hi." "♪ Baby, let me hold your hand ♪" "♪ Till I make you understand ♪" "♪ Oh, baby ♪" "♪ Let me hold your hand ♪" "♪ I really true believe ♪" "This fool makes one record, and you'd think he's the star of the band." "Well, he's got somethin', ain't he?" "His wax won't even hit the charts." "You're still the man." "♪ I want you to know ♪" "♪ I'm in love ♪♪" "She wasn't that fine." "There's somethin' wrong with you." "No, man, she's fine." "She's fine." "You leave her alone." "♪♪" "Look at Ray." "You see that?" "He feels her wrist 'cause he figures that's the way to tell if she's good-looking or not." "You know I had my eye on you all night long." "Oh, he right this time." "See what a little fame does to Null and Void?" "Anybody see that fine-looking gal in the yellow dress?" "You hear this man?" "You snooze, you lose." "We gonna dock your pay, man." "That's $2 off of your busride." "♪ Baby, I want you by my side ♪" "♪ I do ♪" "♪ I want you to know ♪" "♪ Our love we will never hide ♪" "♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪♪" "All right, who's next?" "It's a shame, Jimmy." "You're just gonna piss this right up your arm." "You don't tell me what to do with my money." "All right, come on." "Step up." "The $1 sensation." "You wanna keep counting?" "What's the matter with you, boy?" "$50 ain't good enough for you?" "That ain't $50." "Keep counting." "I guess you want charity, since that record of yours ain't selling." "Get him off my back!" "Break it up!" "What the hell's going on in here?" "The blind sensation don't like the money I'm trying to pay him!" "He's cheating me!" "I quit!" "Oh, you lying son of a bitch!" "Don't be fighting nobody that can see!" "Listen, I ain't runnning' around lookin' for singles for this chump!" "There's $50 here, Ray." "You see that, fool?" "Shut up, Wilbur!" "Ray, from now on, I'll handle your pay myself." "I'm tired of this!" "I'll tell Jack to find you somebody else!" "You sure?" "It's cold out there." "Don't worry about me, I can take care of myself." "Ray!" "Damn it, Wilbur!" "Let him go!" "What we gonna do now?" ""After the death of Moses, the Lord spake unto Joshua saying:" ""'Moses my servant is dead." ""'Now therefore arise." "Go over to Jordan." ""'Be not afraid," "For the Lord thy God is with thee."'" "Mr. Charles." "Who is it?" "Mr. Charles, my name is Ahmet Ertegun." "May I have a moment of your time?" "What do you want, man?" "I'm at church." "I'm sorry." "I'll come back later." "You're here now." "What do you want?" "My company, Atlantic Records, has acquired your contract from Swing Time." "I'd like to discuss your future." "Hold on." "Don't jive me now." "I ain't for sale." "May I sit down?" "You see, Mr. Charles," "Jack Lauderdale has found himself, shall we say, a little overextended, and has had to unload some of his talent." "When your name came up, I jumped at the chance to work with you." "I'm a big fan." "What if I want to go to another company?" "There's a guy out there right now that is willing to pay me seven cents a record." "Can you do that?" "Man, I could promise you 15 cents a record, but you won't get it any more than he'll pay you seven." "What I will do is promise you five cents a record and pay you five cents a record." "If you think pennies, Mr. Charles, you get pennies." "You think dollars, you get dollars." "I like how you put things together, man." "Ahem, you know what?" "Omelet, you're all right with me." "Ahmet." "Ahmet." "What kind of name is that?" "I'm Turkish." "Well, you know what?" "I guess Jack Lauderdale's bad luck is my good fortune." "I knew that Atlantic Records was bigger than Swing Time." "You guys do good music." "I dig Atlantic." "You could have fooled me." "Well, you know, I gotta keep my eye on you city boys." "Down home, we call it "country dumb."" "Hey, man, it ain't Turkish." "♪ Went to see my sweetheart ♪" "♪ Last night around about ten ♪" "♪ She said, move, sweet papa ♪" "♪ Squeeze me every now and then ♪" "What do you think?" "Man, nobody wants another Nat King Cole." "♪ 'Cause she sleep that way ♪" "♪ The midnight hour ♪" "♪ Has found me lonely ♪" "♪ So unhappy ♪" "♪ As I can be ♪" "Ahmet, it's just like Charles Brown." "Okay, I'll talk to him." "All right, fellas, that's a cut." "That's a cut, fellas." "Fellas!" "Band can take five." "He just don't get it." "You either sound original, or you got nothin'." "Ahmet, what'd you think of that?" "Ray, I want to tell you something, and I don't want you to take it wrong." "Then give it to me right." "I signed you because I sensed something special in you not because you sound like Nat Cole or Charles Brown." "I thought you like what I do." "We... we love the timbre of your voice, we like your virtuosity, your energy..." "But not my music." "Come on, man, I didn't say that." "Ahmet, this is what I do, man." "I gotta make a living." "This is what the people want." "I don't know no other way." "We got to help you find one." "Look, let's try a little change of pace, okay?" "You're familiar with stride piano?" "You kidding me, man?" "The man who I learned the piano from is a stride player." "Okay, I got a song." "It's called The Mess Around." "The Mess Around." "Cute title." "Who wrote it?" "I did." "Ah, you wrote it." "Yeah." "Well, sing it to me, man." "Sing it?" "Yeah." "It ain't like I can read the lyrics." "Okay." "Well, it's the key of G." "Okay." "Key of G." "Uh-huh." "Yeah." "Yeah, but it's a kind of Pete Johnson thing." "Pete Johnson." "Yeah, yeah, that's it." "You like that?" "Here we go." "Two, three, four." "♪ You can talk about the pit barbecue ♪" "♪ The band was jumpin', the people, too ♪" "♪ They're doin' the mess around ♪" "♪ They're doin' the mess around ♪" "♪ They're doin' the mess around ♪" "♪ Everybody doin' the mess around ♪♪" "All right, that's good." "Let me take it from here." "♪ Now this band's gonna play from nine to one ♪" "♪ Everybody here's gonna have some fun ♪" "♪ Doin' the mess around ♪" "♪ Ah, doin' the mess around ♪" "♪ They doin' the mess around ♪" "♪ Everybody doin' the mess around ♪" "♪ Now you see that girl with that diamond ring ♪" "♪ She knows how to shake that thing ♪" "♪ Mess around ♪" "♪ I declare she can mess around ♪" "♪ Ah, mess around ♪" "♪ Everybody do the mess around ♪♪" "Now we got something!" "That's all right there." "What do you think, Ahmet?" "Great, Ray!" "Unbelievable!" "Who's that?" "Ray, I want you to meet my new partner, Jerry." "Mr. Ray Charles, Jerry Wexler." "Hey." "Don't worry, Ray." "I'm going to step back, I'm gonna watch," "I'm gonna learn how to produce a record." "I'm in awe." "That was out of sight." "That's some running and riffing, man!" "Well, this'll make you shout, man." "We're listening to that new recording, Mess Around by Atlantic recording artist, Ray Charles." "And we have the gentleman live here in the KCOH studios." "So, Ray, when you're not making your own music, what do you listen to?" "You know what, the fact is, King Bee, I really and truly love gospel." "One of my favorite groups is from right here in Houston:" "The Cecil Shaw Singers." "You heard it:" "Ray Charles endorses Houston's own Cecil Shaw." "We'll be playing gospel all day Sunday but right now, let's hear some more of that Mess Around by Ray Charles." "K.B., line 1." "King Bee." "Mmm-hmm." "Yeah, he's right here." "Miss Della Antwine of the Cecil Shaw Singers." "Hello, Miss Antwine." "You sung tenor in Jesus Is My Shepherd, right?" "Yes." "How did you pick me out?" "Actually, I..." "I hear like you see." "Like that hummingbird outside the window, for instance." "I can't hear her." "You have to listen." "Yes." "Yeah." "Yes, you can." "OH-OH." "You hear that?" "What?" "Her heart just skipped a beat." "Oh, did you like my record?" "The one that King Bee was playin'?" "It was very nice." "Different than the others." "I've heard a lot of your music." "Was it very nice, too?" "Look, Miss Antwine, if you don't really like the record, you ain't got to beat around the bush with me." "I mean, my mama never did." "It's not that I don't enjoy your music." "It's just that I feel I've heard it before." "I keep wondering what the real Ray Charles sound like." "Ray Charles?" "Who's he?" "Nobody, if you don't know." "Huh?" "Sorry." "I should have kept my mouth shut." "Oh, no, no." "Then you wouldn't be you." "You know, it's not like I haven't heard that before." "I guess I just, uh, never really listened, that's all." "Ain't nobody ever put it that sweet, I guess." "You know what, Miss Della Bea Antwine?" "You really are a country girl." "You know that?" "Yes." "How'd you know?" "I could tell by the way you ordered." ""Let me get molasses with my cornbread."" "Were you raised on a farm?" "My mother did a little sharecropping in Florida." "Is she still there?" "God bless her heart, she passed away when I went to school." "Ray, I'm sorry." "She never was real healthy." "She just worked herself to death, poor thing." "That's why she didn't want me carrying around no tin cup." "The kids I went to school with, they were doing basket-weavin' and wickerwork." "But not you." "Because of your gift." "Because of my ears." "See, I can mimic damn near anybody, and I..." "I..." "I..." "I make a pretty decent living at it." "It's just, if I change my style up and people really don't dig it," "I mean, what am I left with, you know?" "I mean, when you're blind, Miss Antwine, you ain't got that many choices." "Seem to me like you got all the choices in the world." "God gave you the gift to sound like anybody you please, even yourself." "We're here." "This is where I live." "Well, you think the preacher'd let me in?" "I mean, uh, I'm a sinner, but I need a little prayer." "His wife don't like me having male company." "Well, tell him there's a soul out here that needs saving'." "You know what, Miss Antwine, you really got me thinkin'." "About what?" "About my life." "About my music." "About everything." "Ray, don't... don't you think we're movin' a little fast?" "Listen, I'm..." "I'm gonna go to New York for a couple of weeks, and when I get back, you can take it as slow as you want." "All right, Mr. Charles." "All right, Miss Antwine." "I'll see you in a couple of weeks." "Well, hold on, now." "Let me call you a cab." "I got it." "Three blocks up, left for two, right for one." "Fifteen giant steps, and I'm at the Crystal White Hotel." "Hello." "Mess Around was a positive step for us, Ray." "We're making progress." "Oh, come on, Ahmet." "Now, you've been nice to me." "But I haven't given you guys any hits." "Atlantic Records has been good to me, but if you want me to do something special," "I'm gonna need my own band." "Oh, man." "Taking a band out on the road costs a mint, Ray." "I mean, even Joe Morris is struggling." "His band's had a hit record." "But, Ahmet, listen, I'm not Joe Morris." "Man, you told me if I think pennies, I get pennies." "I'm thinking dollars, man." "Ruth Brown's got a tour booked in Georgia." "She needs a band." "I..." "I'll take it." "I could write the charts for her, I..." "I could do backup, and also be an openin' act." "Okay." "But you're going to be financially responsible." "You're gonna have to make it work, Ray." "Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna make it do what it do, baby." "Yeah." "Ray!" "Miss Antwine, it's been two weeks." "It's been three." "Now, where's the preacher at?" "And the wife?" "They in Dallas till Monday." "Well, hallelujah!" "Della Bea." "Kind of like a honey bee, right?" "Can I call you Bea?" "Yeah, I'd like that." "There's only been two cats that I ever really trusted in my life." "There's Jeff Brown, he's going to be my tour manager," "Fathead Newman, my tenor man and now you." "But you gotta do me a favor." "Bea, you gotta always tell me the truth." "Oh, yeah." "Just like you did before." "Don't feel sorry for me just 'cause I'm blind." "How could I pity someone I admire?" "Can I play something for you?" "Now?" "Yeah." "No, Ray." "Yeah, right now." "Right now." "I'm gonna..." "Ray!" "It's right there." "You got it." "Okay." "Yeah, yeah, this will work." "Now you go ahead and play." "I'm gonna close these drapes." "All right." "I don't want no neighbors looking in." "♪ Well ♪" "♪ I got a woman ♪" "♪ way over town ♪" "♪ She's good to me ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ I got a woman ♪" "♪ Way over town ♪" "Ray." "♪ She's good to me ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "Ray!" "♪ She give me money ♪" "Ray." "Ray, that's sacrilegious." "♪ When I'm in need ♪♪" "What... what?" "It's a gospel song." "I know what it is." "I wrote it." "I mean, you told me to find my own voice." "Well, Bea, this is it." "But it... it ain't..." "It ain't right to be changing gospel music into this." "Into what?" "Is it..." "Is it devil music?" "Evil music?" "Do you think..." "Do you think I'm evil, Bea?" "Look, I've been performing gospel and blues all my life." "It's who I am." "And if I'm gonna do my own thing, I..." "I gotta be natural, right?" "I'm singing about my feelings for you." "About how I love you." "What could be more natural than that?" "Huh, Bea?" "Tell me." "More natural than me and you." "Ray." "♪ I got a woman ♪" "♪ Way over town ♪" "♪ good to me ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪" "So we bite the bullet, we cancel the tour dates." "But what the hell are we gonna tell Ray?" "We just have to tell him the truth:" "Ruth Brown's pregnant, so there's no tour." "What about LaVern Baker?" "Get LaVern Baker to take the tour." "She doesn't have a record." "There's nothing to promote." "You and Jesse get up there, write a couple of songs, let's get her in the studio." "It's gonna take a month to do that..." "What are we gonna do?" "We got to do somethin'." "Ray's got a whole new band up there." "How the hell did he put together a band so fast?" "Boss!" "Boss, they're here." "Come on." "Let's get together so we can show 'em this." "...break this to Ray." "Oh, you're gonna let me break it to Ray?" "Why me?" "Because Ruth Brown was your idea." "Ruth Brown is a good idea, Ruth Brown was a good idea, and still is a good idea." "Shh!" "♪ That's good to me ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ I got a woman ♪" "♪ Way over town ♪" "♪ Good to me ♪" "♪ Whoa, yeah ♪" "♪ She give me money ♪" "♪ When I'm in need ♪" "♪ Yeah, she's the kind of ♪" "♪ friend indeed ♪" "♪ I got a woman ♪" "Ahmet." "Yeah." "We gotta get this on wax." "Oh, yeah." "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "Hear that, New York?" "The sound is huge!" "But there's only seven cats on this record." "This is the new Ray Charles, baby, and there's nothing out there like it!" "And you heard it first on The Moondog Show!" "♪ Just for me ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ She give me money ♪♪" "The Shaw Agency's the best booker on the Chitlin' Circuit, that's my opinion." "Milt Shaw, meet Ray Charles." "Ray, It was Milt's dad, Billy, who first drew my attention to a certain blind pianist when he was booking Lowell Fulson." "Ray Charles." "We believe in your talent." "We wanna be in the Ray Charles business." "We've already got you booked on a 10-city tour with Roy Milton's Solid Senders..." "Oh, Roy Milton, I love him." "...and Tangula the Exotic Shake Dancer." "She is gorgeous." "Ray, I gotta tell you, we think you're onto something very big here." "Nobody's ever combined RB and gospel before." "I've Got A Woman is a smash." "You better start thinking about a follow-up, my friend." "Right now." "You know, this sounds good." "I gotta run to Texas and take care of some business, and, I'll be right back." "Well, make it fast." "I'm ready to sell, sell, sell." "A-a-as long as you book me in front of Tangula." "Della, hold on!" "Let me get my camera." "Let me get one picture." "Y'all, y'all, stay right there!" "Ray!" "Della, let me get one picture!" "Come on." "One picture, Della!" "Come on, now." "Be careful, Ray." "These are your last steps of freedom, man." "Don't open that door." "Ray, you gotta carry her over the threshold." "To the right, Ray!" "To the right, now!" "Ray, you need some help?" "You sure you know what you're doing?" "♪ He knows a woman's place ♪" "♪ Right there now, in her home ♪" "♪ I got a woman ♪♪" "Ray." "Ray." "Can I come in?" "H-H-Hold on." "What's goin' on, Ray?" "Open this door." "Why are you locking doors on me, Ray?" "You know the place is small." "We gotta have a little privacy." "Uh, what we need is a little more room." "You know, we're gonna need some space while we start a family." "Well, Bea, you know I'm gonna be on the road for most of the year." "Ray." "I'm just thinking, what if I'm not a good father?" "My daddy was never around." "And he had three different families." "Well, you are gonna have one, starting right now." "Right now?" "Mmm-hmm." "Well, what do you think?" "That's all is what I know." "♪ I know ♪" "♪ Hallelujah, I just love her so ♪" "♪ Now, if I call her on the telephone ♪" "♪ And tell her that I'm all alone ♪" "♪ By the time I count from one to four ♪" "♪ I hear her ♪" "♪ on my door ♪" "Stop it!" "Y'all done lost your minds!" "Stop all this stuff!" "You need to be saved!" "I can't take it no more." "Stop it!" "I can't take it!" "Hold on." "Now, wait a minute, man." "Take your hands off me!" "This ain't right!" "Just let the people hear the music." "Y'all sitting here, listenin' to this devil!" "You're just givin' your money to Satan, that's what you're doin'." "Hold on, y- you got a problem?" "Yeah, I got a problem!" "That's gospel you're singin'!" "You're turning God's music into sex." "You're making money off the Lord!" "Don't y'all smile at me!" "All of y'all are in it, too!" "All of y'all are going straight to hell!" "She's right." "No, this here's wrong." "The whole thing's wrong." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Let..." "let him go." "You got a right to believe in what you believe." "You can go to hell by yourself!" "Boss, you want to cancel the show?" "Uh, no." "I'm not gonna cancel the show." "Just find me a bari player by tomorrow." "I just want to ask the folks right now:" "If all of y'all want me to keep playing, let me hear you say "Amen."" "Amen!" "And while you're at it, find me a girl with church-training that can sing but without the church attitude." "All right." "Let's go, y'all." "Keep it going, here we go... ♪♪" "Come on." "♪ Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know ♪" "♪ She is my baby and she lives next door ♪♪" "Ray, you got your watch?" "Yeah." "Good." "All right, baby, your blue shirts are on top, the pants in between, and the white shirts are on the bottom." "Here's your glasses." "There you go." "Bea." "Why don't you come, go on the road with us?" "Look, baby, what would I do on the road?" "You'd do what I say you do, that's what you're gonna do." "I've been trying to get a female voice in the band, anyway." "Can't you just picture me wobbling around on that stage, big as a house?" "Well, I can't picture you, you know that." "But I know what I can do." "Come on, now." "Don't start nothing you can't finish." "Jeff is waiting." "You know I can't go on the road with you, not with your baby inside me." "Mmm-hmm." "I'm gonna get your shaving kit." "Uh, Bea, I..." "I got it." "Bea, hold... hold on." "Bea, let me get it." "How long you been hiding this from me?" "Ray!" "I'm your wife!" "Bea, I..." "I was just so excited to see you." "I forgot to leave it back there with the band, that's all." "Let me..." "Let me get it." "Oh, it's just a little medicine, that's all, baby." "That ain't medicine to nobody, Ray." "Don't be lyin' to yourself." "It ain't like I'm dealing it, baby." "I just use it to get a little taste." "You don't taste poison, Ray." "It kills you." "Now, you got to stop." "I ain't got to do a goddamn thing!" "What about me?" "What about your baby?" "Bea." "It ain't like I'm new to this." "If I felt like this was jeopardizing my music, or you, or providing for that baby," "I would stop in a minute." "But I know it won't." "How do you know that, Ray?" "How do..." "How do you know that?" "You know what?" "You can talk till you're blue in the face, it don't matter." "I'm not gonna stop." "Then I'm comin' with you." "No, no." "Well, Ray, you just said..." "No." "No." "You know what it is, Bea." "I..." "I think it's like you said." "I don't think that the road is a place for you and the baby." "What are you saying to me, Ray?" "What I'm sayin' is that when I get home," "I hope that you're here at my house." "Your house?" "Jeff, come get this bag." "All right, Ray." "Hey, Della Bea." "You all right?" "♪ It brings a tear ♪" "♪ to my eyes ♪" "♪ When I began ♪" "♪ to realize ♪" "That's good, thank you." "How does she look?" "Very pretty." "Brown skin." "♪ I guess I'll drown in my own tears ♪" "Yeah, yeah." "Uh, oh, yeah, that's great." "I really dig your sound." "Uh, what was your name again, sweetheart?" "Oh, Mary Ann." "Mary Ann Fisher." "Mary Ann Fisher." "Uh, Mary Ann, how would you feel if I asked you to sing a torch song with a gospel feel to it?" "Well, Gospel's all about love anyway, isn't it?" "Oh, yeah." "Would it make you feel like a sinner?" "Well, Mr. Charles, I love the Lord, the Lord loves me." "But I ain't no hypocrite." "Hello." "You know what?" "It's hard to fool me, but it's impossible to fool the Almighty, ain't it?" "Why don't we rehearse the song a little bit?" "Okay." "Boss, we got to go." "Go ahead." "I'll be with you in a minute." "I just really feel your..." "feel your spirit." "Boss, are you sure?" "Let's go." "♪ It brings a tear ♪" "♪ Into my eyes ♪" "♪ When I begin ♪" "♪ to realize ♪" "♪ I've cried so much ♪" "♪ Well, since you've been gone ♪" "♪ I was drowning ♪" "♪ In my own tears ♪♪" "You're amazing." "So are you, baby." "Uh, come sit next to me." "So, what do you think?" "Ray, telephone." "Take a message." "It's Della Bea." "Damn it." "Uh, tell her I'm busy." "Come on, man, I ain't lying to Bea." "Uh-oh." "Is that the wife?" "Shut up." "I-I'll be there in a second." "Don't mess with this junk, all right?" "All it'll do is make you sick." "Does he have all his fingers and toes?" "Yes, he does." "Can he, uh..." "Can he see?" "Yes." "You want to hold him?" "No, I can't." "Come on, Ray." "I wouldn't know what to do it right." "That's what you came here for." "Use this hand to hold his head." "Okay." "Right there." "That's your daddy." "Yeah." "He ain't no bigger than a loaf of bread." "Thank you." "He's not my gift to you, Ray." "He's your son." "You know I'm gonna take care of both of you." "You know that, right?" "I love you." "I love you, too, Ray." "But there's something I got to say." "I know you're a musician, a working musician, but don't bring the road into our home again." "The home I'm making for you and our children." "Bea, I..." "I promise I won't do that." "It..." "It's just there's some things..." "No." "Now, don't say no more." "I ain't no fool." "You know, you're the only woman I'll ever love." "Mama!" "Mama, help!" "Mama, help!" "Mama, help, please!" "I need you!" "Mama, help!" "Mama!" "I hear you, too, Mama." "You're right there." "Yeah, yes, I am." "Why are you crying, Mama?" "'Cause I'm happy." "Hey, it's Uncle Jeff!" "Got my camera!" "Sarah!" "Sarah!" "Come on in." "Put the flowers right there behind them." "All right, big smiles, everybody." "Big smiles." "♪ Hello Mary Ann ♪" "♪ You know you sure look fine ♪" "♪ Hello Mary Ann ♪" "♪ You know you sure look fine ♪" "♪ Hello Mary Ann ♪" "♪ I could love you all the time ♪" "♪ Oh Mary Ann ♪" "♪ I say baby don't you know?" "♪" "♪ Oh Mary Ann ♪" "♪ Well baby, don't you know?" "♪" "♪ Don't you know ♪" "♪ that I love you so?" "♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "Hi, Junior." "Come on, Ray, let's get this boy home so he can get something to eat." "I have those cookies you like." "♪ Oh Mary Ann ♪" "♪ Can I take you home tonight?" "♪♪" "Boss, we try to make it through these cracker speed traps, we gonna be a little late." "Yeah, just stay within the limits." "All right." "Why don't we get that spot in Memphis, huh?" "We could have our own place." "Baby, I'm not leaving Houston." "I bet she don't do this." "Oh, baby, hold on." "Goodbye don't mean gone, okay?" "I'm not gonna leave my family." "Okay, baby, okay." "No need to get sore." "How about we give me a little more to do in the show, huh?" "How about a solo?" "You just don't stop, do you?" "Look, I'm going up to New York to do some publicity." "You take a week off and stay here, find some material, and when I get back, we can talk about it." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Ah, you know what, I dig New York, man." "It's like everybody here's making their own sound." "They loved it." "Ray, they loved you." "We're gonna get the cover of Billboard." "You know what, I want to do a session while I'm here." "How about tomorrow?" "What, you got the band here?" "Yeah." "I've got the band here Step down." "Everybody except Mary Ann, because I need a different background." "You know what I'm sayin', I've been hearing this thing in my head, kind of like a dance between a man and three women." "Sounds fun." "Can I watch?" "It's a dance of voices, Ahmet." "W-What do you have in mind?" "Like three Mary Anns?" "Oh, no, no, no." "That's too smooth." "I need somethin' that... that's more raw." "The Cookies." "What about The Cookies?" "Yeah... yeah, Cookies are sweet." "♪ If you don't want you don't have to ♪" "♪ Get in trouble ♪" "♪ If you don't want you don't have to ♪" "♪ Get in trouble ♪" "♪ If you don't want you don't have to ♪" "♪ Get in trouble ♪" "♪ Say you better leave my woman alone ♪" "♪ Well, I know you are a playboy ♪" "♪ And you've got women all over town ♪" "♪ But, listen buddy, if you ever sweet-talk my little girl ♪" "♪ I'm gonna lay your body down ♪" "♪ If you don't want you don't have to ♪" "♪ Get in trouble ♪" "♪ You know you don't want ♪" "♪ Oh yeah ♪" "♪ If you don't want you don't have to ♪" "Jesus, he's on fire, huh?" "Maybe we should sign these girls up." "If I know Ray, we won't get a chance." "♪ You better leave ♪" "♪ You better leave ♪" "♪ Woman alone ♪" "♪ Woman alone ♪" "♪ I'm sayin' ♪" "♪ Leave woman alone ♪" "♪ You better leave ♪" "♪ Woman alone ♪" "♪ My woman alone ♪" "♪ If you don't want you don't have to ♪" "♪ Get in trouble ♪" "♪ If you don't want you don't have to ♪" "♪ Get in trouble ♪" "♪ If you don't want you don't have to ♪" "♪ Get in trouble ♪" "♪ You better leave my woman alone ♪" "♪ Woman alone ♪" "♪ My woman alone ♪♪" "It doesn't get any better than that, Ray." "Yeah, you know what, I love it!" "We gonna put it out just like that." "You know, I never got a record in one take before!" "You Cookies sound sweet." "Mmm-hmm." "When it's happening, baby, I mean, it just feels right." "I know what you mean." "I got the shivers in this studio tonight." "That's 'cause they ain't paid the heating bill." "I have a question for all of you:" "How would you like to go on the road with me?" "Wait... wait." "How, um, how much you gonna pay us?" "You know, Ahmet takes care of all of that." "Oh, what, you mean he don't listen to you?" "Yeah, you better know he does." "Look, don't worry about it." "Brother Ray'll take care of all of you." "Well, my mama taught me to take care of myself, honey." "Is your mother here?" "No, she's not, but I speak for us." "No, you don't." "Okay, Speak for Us, how about, uh, ahem, $20 a week?" "$20 a week is good." "We'll take $40." "Each." "$40 each?" "You heard me." "No, no, no." "Uh, how about $25?" "We'll take $30." "I better say yeah before you talk me out of my drawers." "$30 a week!" "Uh, deal?" "Oh!" "Yeah." "Oh!" "Margie, right?" "Yeah." "Well, look, Margie, from now on, you guys are going to be called The Raelettes." "Raelettes?" "Does that mean we have to "Let Ray"?" "Oh, Lord!" "What am I going to do with you?" "I'm sure you'll think of somethin'." "$30 a week!" "We're going to be The Raelettes!" "Fathead, come on, you're on the clock." "Come on, Bob, you're late." "All right, hold on, Jeff." "Listen up." "From now on, we're gonna sing, uh, four-part harmony." "Ethel, I want you to sing, uh, uh, alto." "Margie, you sing tenor." "Pat, soprano, and Mary Ann, bass." "I ain't no bass." "I'm a soprano." "I'll sing bass." "I mean, where we come from, we can sing anything." "Mmm-hmm." "We're talking about singing, sugar, not hog calling." "What?" "Oh, that's cold." "Who are you calling a hog?" "Well, if the corncob fits..." "You better shut your mouth before you get..." "Wait a minute!" "You stop now!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "What is all the cackling for?" "Mary Ann, sweetheart, I wrote something special for you:" "A solo." "A solo?" "Yeah." "C-Come on down here, let me play it for you." "♪ What kind of man are you?" "♪" "♪ Why do I love you so?" "♪" "♪ What kind of man are you?" "♪" "♪ Yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ When you love me no more ♪" "Ethel!" "Ethel!" "Come here and see this new piano Ray got." "It's called a... a... a Wurlitzer." "A what?" "You got to see this thing." "It's out of sight." "Baby, I got your drink here for you." "Don't play that." "Oh, she... she want me to play something else." "♪ What kind of man are you?" "♪" "♪ I just can't satisfy ♪" "♪ What kind of man are you?" "♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ No matter how I try ♪" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "We got some hell going on, gentlemen!" "Now, this is a car." "This is a car!" "Looks like a damn Wieniemobile!" "Lookie here!" "Come on, let's take it for a spin!" "Since I'm the boss, you got to let me drive." "Don't hit nothing, Ray." "♪ What Kind Of Man Are You?" "♪" "♪ I'm always left alone ♪♪" "Ooh!" "You okay?" "Yeah." "What room are you in?" "69." "Ooh, honey, you are so nasty." "That's what I love about you." "No, seriously, what room are you in?" "Uh, I'm in 626." "624." "Yeah." "Baby, I can't wait till we get to your room!" "Here's 626." "Right here." "Where's the key?" "You have to get it." "I have to find it?" "Is that it?" "It might be." "Miss Mary Ann Fisher, ladies and gentlemen." "Wait till you see what I got in the goodie bag." "Goodie bag?" "Gonna fly you to the moon, baby." "Let me get your hand, Ray." "There go three." "That's for you." "I thought you was my friend, Fathead." "The weight is off." "Don't start with me, Ray." "The weight is off." "It ain't off." "When you get high, man, and you try to cop, those dealers spank your ass." "You gotta have more discipline." "You know what, man?" "I ain't messing up my high tonight, sitting here with you, arguing about nothin'." "Look, Fathead, just tie me off." "Come on, Fathead." "Fat." "Take care of your bad self, you know so damn much." "Later, Margie." "Bye, Fathead." "Damn." "Ain't nothing free in this world but Jesus." "Hey, Margie." "Yeah?" "What do you want?" "Do me a favor, sweetheart, and... and pick that up for me." "You're going to have to get me off." "I'll do it, if you let me try some." "Shit." "No, honey." "This ain't for no little girls." "I ain't no little girl!" "I understand." "It's just that this stuff will take you places that you don't want to go." "See, I want to share that with you." "Listen to me!" "If I ever hear about you doing some drugs you're through, you hear me?" "You believe that more than you believe in Jesus!" "Don't say that, Ray." "Ray!" "Ray, I watch your show every single night." "And every night is new to me." "Maybe because it's new to you." "It's like you live every single word and then you bend some crazy note," "And damn if you don't break my heart." "You got genius, baby." "I just want to be a part of that." "Just want to be a part of that." "♪ You know the night time, darling ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Is the right time ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ To be ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ With the one you love, now ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Say now oh baby ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ When I come home baby, now ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ I want you to hold my hand ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Yeah, tight as you can ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ I know the night time ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Whoa, is the right time ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ To be with the one you love, now ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ You know what I'm thinking of ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Whoa!" "Sing your song, Margie ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Baby ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Baby ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Oh, baby ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Do I love you?" "♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ No one above you ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Hold me tight ♪" "Look at him." "Look at his knees shaking." "He's got that junkie itch." "♪ Because the night time ♪" "He's totally hooked." "♪ Oh, is the right time ♪" "Yeah, but listen to that sound." "He's brilliant." "You can never trust a junkie, man." "What do you want me to do?" "Listen to him, man." "♪ I said baby ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Baby ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Baby ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Oh, baby ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "Happy birthday!" "Happy birthday!" "Happy birthday, Ray!" "You know what to do." "Take a deep breath." "Go ahead." "He blow them out?" "Every single one." "♪ I know the night time ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Everyday is the right time ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪" "♪ You know ♪" "♪ Night and day ♪♪" "You know what, I..." "I just want to thank you so very much." "Please, uh, another round of applause for Miss Margie Hendricks." "Thank you so much, and good night." "Hey, you see what time it is?" "What's the problem?" "The problem is on the contract." "That's the problem." "Ray!" "Ray!" "You still got 20 minutes left." "Okay, what you want to do?" "That fool's holding us to every second of the contract." "Go... go baby-sit him." "I'll take care of it." "It's okay." "You know what, they say we got a little bit more work to do." "That was the last song in the book, Ray." "You know, Fathead, it ain't never the last song." "Now, band, follow me and do what I do, say what I say." "This is how we gonna do it." "♪ Hey mama, don't you treat me wrong ♪" "♪ Come and love your daddy all night long ♪" "♪ It's all right ♪" "♪ Whoa, it's all right ♪" "♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪" "♪ See the girl with the diamond ring ♪" "♪ She knows how to shake that thing ♪" "♪ Whoa, it's all right ♪" "♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪" "That's what I'm talking about." "♪ Tell your mama, tell your pa ♪" "♪ I'm gonna send you back to Arkansas ♪" "♪ Oh yes, ma'am, you don't do right ♪" "♪ Don't do right ♪" "♪ What'd I say?" "♪" "♪ Tell me what'd I say ♪" "♪ Tell me what'd I say ♪" "Where can I get that record from?" "I don't know." "It doesn't exist yet." "I'll tell Ray he should record it." "♪ Oh, no ♪" "♪ Mmm ♪" "♪ Mmm ♪" "♪ Ooh ♪" "♪ Ooh ♪" "♪ Eee ♪ ♪ Eee ♪" "♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪" "♪ It's all right ♪" "♪ Baby, it's all right ♪" "♪ Baby, it's all right ♪" "♪ Oh, it's all right ♪ ♪ Baby, it's all right ♪" "♪ Mama, it's all right ♪" "♪ Baby, it's all right ♪" "♪ It's all right ♪" "♪ It's all right ♪" "♪ It's all right, now ♪♪" "Yeah, that's it." "Oh, this is it." "I'm telling you, that is out of sight." "That's a hit." "It's fantastic, Ray." "But what the hell are we gonna do with this?" "It's too damn long." "Every night we play this, man, we bring the house down." "I'm telling you, it's guaranteed." "Tom, cut the playback!" "Come on out here." "♪ Baby, it's all right ♪♪" "You know what, Ray, you're probably right." "I mean, I'm sure you're right." "I've never heard a sound like this before." "But how the hell are we gonna market this?" "We could cut the second verse, pop back into the chorus." "Man, you cut that, I'll cut you in half." "All right, all right, Ray." "Ahem." "We could, uh, split it up." "Do a Side AISide B type of thing." "It's been done before." "What the hell, right?" "Yeah." "It's s-sexual." "It's just too damn sexual for kids." "Let's do it." "Yeah, baby!" "That's why I love y'all, man." "All right." "What the hell?" "It's Atlantic, right?" "Atlantic!" "We'll release it in the summer." "There's less censorship, school's out." "The kids are ready to kick loose." "Ha, okay!" "Tom, let's see if we can cut this pumpkin in two." "Show me what your genius is all about." "You got it, boss." "Yeah, that is it." "You put one on Side A, put another on Side B." "Man, that sounds out of sight." "How you feeling, Ray?" "I feel groovy, baby." "I'm talking about the junk." "What?" "It's starting to show." "You're scratching all the time." "You can't sit still." "Hey, man, have I ever missed a date?" "No, you never have." "Who's the one who delivers a record in one take, hmm?" "Ray, you deliver better than anybody I know but I'm not talking to you as a businessman." "Now come on, listen to me." "I'm worried about you." "As a friend, I'm telling you, man, your slip is hanging." ""Your slip is hanging."" "You been hanging out with us country boys too much, man." "Uh, don't worry about this, man." "If this monkey gets too heavy on my back," "I'll get an organ grinder, man, and put him to work." "♪ One more time ♪" "♪ One more time ♪" "He's off the Chitlin' Circuit." "Down Beat voted him Best Male Jazz Vocalist by a 2-to-1 margin." "Well, if you want to keep him in Philadelphia, you're going to find him a bigger venue." "♪ Make me feel so good ♪" "What'd I Say!" "♪ Make me feel so good ♪" "♪ Make me feel so good ♪" "♪ Make me feel so good, yeah ♪" "Forget second billing." "Ray Charles headlines at a thousand per or no deal." "♪ Make me feel so good, yeah ♪" "Terrific." "♪ Make me feel so fine ♪" "♪ Make me feel so fine ♪" "♪ Make me feel so fine ♪" "♪ Make me feel so fine ♪" "♪ Baby, it's all right ♪" "♪ Baby, it's all right ♪" "Ray, I'm..." "I'm having second thoughts about this." "I don't..." "I don't know nobody in L.A." "Bea, I don't want my kids growing up in the South." "Now, L.A. Is where, you know, a Negro can spread his wings and fly." "Ray, my whole family's in Texas." "That's why we're moving to L.A." "Tell you what, Jeff, tell the boys they can go ahead and start their vacation right now." "All right, boss." "Once I get you inside." "♪ Make me feel all right ♪♪" "Look at that huge coconut tree!" "That ain't no coconut tree, Della." "That's a palm tree." "There's thousands of them." "Okay." "Here's the keys to your life, a brand-new life." "Oh, Ray." "Ray, this is too much." "Have you seen the dining room?" "But, baby, it's October." "But you know what, I wanted to celebrate early, because the band is gonna be playing during the holidays." "You are unbelievable." "Look at your presents." "Baby, look at what Santa brought you." "You must have been good." "Go ahead!" "Christmas is early, baby!" "Go get it." "What's he taken?" "A guitar." "A musician just like your daddy." "Can you play?" "Hello?" "What else you got?" "What's that?" "How'd you get this number?" "How do you think I got it?" "Put Ray on the phone." "Ray, telephone." "Deal with it, man." "Ray, it's important." "Telephone." "I-I'll be right back." "All right." "Who is it?" "It's Margie, man." "Junior, come... come and help your mama change your brother's diaper." "I don't want to go." "I want to stay and open my presents." "All right, come on!" "I don't want to go." "I don't care." "Don't let me tell you twice." "Hello." "Hey, baby." "Surprise!" "I came to L.A. To surprise you." "Surprise me?" "Are you out of your mind?" "I'm with my wife and my kids." "Well, on the road, I'm Mrs. Ray Charles." "That's on the road." "Yeah, but, baby, come on, I got everything set up for us." "Did you hear what I just said to you, huh?" "Oh, wait a minute, baby, look, I got a bottle of Bols, and..." "Shut up." "Shut up." "Listen, we record in two weeks, okay?" "I'll see you then." "Wait a minute, Ray!" "Bye." "Ray!" "♪ One of these days, and it won't be long ♪" "♪ You're gonna look for me ♪" "♪ and I'll be gone ♪" "♪ 'Cause I believe ♪" "♪ I believe, yes ♪" "♪ I say I believe right now ♪" "♪ I believe ♪" "♪ Yes I believe ♪" "♪ Well I believe to my soul now ♪" "♪ You're tryin' to make a fool of me ♪" "♪ I believe, yes I believe ♪♪" "Hold on, wait, wait." "Cut, cut, cut." "You know, y'all know that sounds off." "Ahem, you know what, the three-part harmony is off." "Let's start it all over again, uh, from the top with the band." "♪ I believe it, I believe it ♪♪" "Whoa, pardner!" "Uh, what was that?" "I knew you'd like that, Ray." "It's an eight-track." "We just got it." "We can record each part separately." "Whoa, Nellie!" "You know, I can't wait to see that." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, "pardner."" "Margie's drunk." "Jeff?" "You should go home and sleep it off." "Margie, come on now, let me take you home." "No!" "I'll leave when I'm good and goddamn ready!" "She's good and goddamn ready right now." "Why don't you make me leave this, sucker!" "Teach you to treat me like some piece of meat!" "I ain't shutting up!" "Should we get in there?" "No." "Get them all out, right now." "You'll have to make me leave!" "You know what, Jeff?" "Get all of them out of here." "You're a cold-ass bastard!" "Let go of me, Jeff!" "You're a cold-ass bastard, Ray!" "See, he wouldn't spit on me if my ass was on fire!" "Damn right I wouldn't." "Put me down, Jeff!" "Put me down!" "Damn it!" "You dropped your shoe." "All right, come on, let's get back to work." "Tom, this is what I want you to do." "We'll lay my vocals down and finish the harmony parts." "Uh, how're we gonna do the harmonies, Ray?" "You sent the girls home." "I know what I did with the girls." "Let me take care of that." "You just turn that eight-track on, and I'll do the girls' parts myself." "And go out here somewhere and find me an "Oh, Johnny" girl." "Uh, one minute." "What the hell's an "Oh, Johnny" girl?" "I think I've got an idea." "♪ Last night you were dreaming ♪" "♪ and I heard you say ♪" "♪ Oh, Johnny!" "♪" "♪ When you know my name is Ray ♪" "♪ That's why I believe right now ♪" "♪ I believe ♪" "♪ Yes I believe ♪" "♪ I say I believe right now ♪" "♪ I believe ♪" "♪ Yes I believe ♪♪" "The sky's the limit, Ray." "I got you a $5,000-a-night raise." "They're gonna up you to 15 per." "Rehearsal in 10 minutes." "Jeff, could you get me some cigarettes?" "Okay, boss." "15 per, huh?" "You know, Ray, your contract with Atlantic is expiring in four months." "Yeah." "Yeah, I've got the contract with me." "They're going to double my royalties." "Before we jump back in that pond," "I thought I'd find out what else was out there." "I had a very productive chat with ABC-Paramount yesterday." "ABC?" "Who told you to do that, huh?" "And you know, Atlantic is family, just like the Shaw Agency." "Ray, my job is to get you the best deal possible." "ABC is very interested." "No." "How interested?" "How about a $50,000 advance each year for three years?" "You produce your own records." "They'll deduct recording costs and give you 75 percent." "Ahmet and Jerry are flying in tonight, so will you put them off until I can talk things out with ABC?" "♪♪" "Well, my mama said, ain't nothing wrong with talking." "Hey, enough of the formalities." "Come on, let's go back into the office, Ray." "I hope I can call you Ray." "I want you to be comfortable here." "Because I'll tell you something, everything is gonna be better at ABC." "Moving from an indie label to a major means you can sell a lot more records, as well as attract much larger crowds, both white and Negro." "Yeah, but Mr. Clark, you know, I've been at Atlantic for so long," "I just want to give those guys a chance, you know, to at least match the offer." "Mm-hmm." "Oh, certainly, certainly." "But, uh, I doubt they'll be able to." "We're giving you a state-of-the-art deal here." "Well, you know, since I'm producing my own records, I was wondering if I could uh, own my masters, too." "Well," "Ray, we've... we've never done that before." "No record company has." "Well, I think I'm going to have to have it that way for me to leave Atlantic Records." "Ahmet believes we're family here at Atlantic." "I believe we're family here at Atlantic." "Obviously, you don't!" "Ahmet wouldn't believe it." "You know what he said, Ray?" "He said you would never turn your back on us." "Never for a schlockmeister like Sam Clark!" "That's rich." "Sam Clark's a corporate slug, who wouldn't know the difference between Earl Hines and Art Tatum!" "We let you grow here, Ray." "And nobody's taking credit for your talent, but we nourished it." "We let you do your thing." "God damn it!" "We deserve better than this." "You know what, don't think that I don't appreciate everything you guys have done here, Jerry." "Ahmet, I'm very proud of the work that we've done here together." "But, Atlantic has done pretty good money-wise on my records, haven't they?" "Yes, we've done very well, Ray." "You... you were the ones that taught me that making a record is business, and find the best business deal you can." "Now, 75 cents of every dollar, and owning my own masters is a pretty damn good deal." "Can you match it?" "Ray, we would love to match it, but we just can't." "That's a better deal than Sinatra gets." "I'm very proud of you." "Looks like those boys are going to get a taste of country dumb." "Yeah." "He'll be all right, man." "You guys always do find the best." "♪ Georgia ♪" "♪ Georgia ♪" "♪ The whole day through ♪" "♪ The whole day through ♪" "♪ Just an old sweet song ♪" "♪ Keeps Georgia on my mind ♪" "♪ Georgia on my mind ♪" "♪ I said Georgia ♪" "♪ Georgia ♪" "Listen to that crap." "Thought you said that ABC wasn't going to force nothing on him." "They didn't." "It was Ray's idea." "Something new." "What are we then, Jeff?" "Something old?" "Yeah, what about us?" "We got to eat, too." "♪ Other arms should reach out to me ♪" "♪ Other eyes smile tenderly ♪" "♪ Still in the peaceful dreams I see ♪" "♪ The road leads back to you ♪♪" "♪♪" "It's a hit record." "What the hell is wrong with that?" "Critics say you've gone middle-of-the-road." "The orchestra, the choir, The Perry Como Show, man?" "If I feel the music, that means it's real." "No, it ain't." "Ray Charles is a sellout." "The blind Liberace, leaving those Rocking Chair roots behind." "Quincy Jones." "Can we get a picture of these two guys?" "Six-nine!" "Hey, boy." "Look, here, uh, this interview is over." "I'd love to get you two together, man." "S-some other time." "Look at you." "How's it going, man?" "You look good." "Let me look at you." "You look good, too." "You hear what they're saying about me?" "I just said that I..." "I can't do it no more." "I've gone middle-of-the-road." "So crank out another hit." "Let me tell you something, it ain't easy to keep on being greezy, kid." "Where you blow in from?" "Paris." "Bonjour." "Yeah, man." "France is where it's at." "Yeah, man." "And all that stuff you've been playing, man, it's just..." "it really feels out of sight." "You know, we gotta record something together." "I mean, people will really dig it." "So, where you going after the Festival?" "Oh, I..." "I go to D.C., Richmond, uh, Virginia, Georgia." "You know what, once you get the record out there, you gotta sell it." "The South, man?" "I'm not doing that no more." "Hey, come on, kid, that's where the money is, baby." "You know, When I left Seattle with Hamp, we went down there, man." "And it felt like I walked into a prison cell." "You know, a black man is a "boy" in Mississippi, Ray." "Even if he's 80 years old." "I'm never playing to Jim Crow again." "Ever." "If that's what you feel, baby." "I'm serious, Ray." "Man, we gotta do something." "Well, you know, what... what the hell, man." "You're just going to leave a lot more money on the table for me." "You're welcome to it, man." "You ready to work?" "Work on what?" "Get over here, you gotta help me with this." "Percy just sent me some new music." "You know what they're saying about me?" "Said I've lost something, said I've gone middle-of-the-road." "They may as well say the same thing about you." "You were the soul of this band." "Now every time you're around, you're just drunk." "Drunk soul of a blind junkie." "What a lovely couple." "Why don't you just get out of here?" "I ain't drunk, Ray." "I'm pregnant." "Yeah, that's right." "I'm having your baby." "You ain't really..." "You... you can't do that." "I'm gonna have to talk to the doctor." "You gotta get rid of it." "My God!" "What, because I'm not your precious Bea?" "I'm not good enough to have this baby?" "You lay up in my bed every night." "My bed!" "I'm gonna have this baby, Ray." "No, Ray!" "No!" "Come on, come on." "Come on, just listen." "Just listen to me." "You know I care about you, baby." "I won't let nothing happen to you." "I'll pay for everything." "No!" "It's gonna cost you more than money." "I want you to leave her, Ray." "Come and be with our baby." "You out of your damn mind." "You knew the rules when you got into this." "You know goddamn well I ain't gonna leave my family." "Leave your family?" "You are a damn fool, you know that?" "Between the dope and the music and me, you already done left your damn family!" "You know what the sad part about it is, Ray, you don't even know it." "You know what?" "From now on, it's strictly business between you and me." "Yeah, that's it." "That's it." "Keep that anger." "♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪" "♪ And don't you come back no more ♪" "♪ no more, no more, no more ♪" "♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪" "♪ and don't you come back no more ♪" "♪ You ain't right, hit the road Jack ♪" "♪ Don't you come back no more ♪" "♪ no more, no more, no more ♪" "♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪" "♪ and don't come back no more ♪" "♪ What you sayin'?" "♪" "♪ Hit the road Jack ♪" "♪ And don't come back no more ♪" "♪ no more, no more, no more ♪" "♪ Hit the road Jack ♪" "♪ And don't you come back no more ♪" "♪ Now baby, listen baby ♪" "♪ don't-a treat me this-a way ♪" "♪ For I'll be back on my feet some day ♪" "♪ Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood ♪" "♪ You ain't got no money, you just ain't no good ♪" "♪ Well, I guess if you say so ♪" "♪ I'd have to pack my things and go ♪" "♪ That's right ♪" "♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪" "♪ And don't you come back no more ♪" "♪ no more, no more, no more ♪" "♪ Hit the road Jack ♪" "♪ And don't you come back no more ♪" "♪ What you sayin'?" "♪♪" "Hey, Ray, it's Sam." "Can you hear me?" "It's Sam!" "Yeah, hey, Hit the Road is our second number one." "Yeah." "ABC is taking out ads in all the trades." "Yeah, oh, and congrats on your Grammy nomination." "No, no, no I know you're going to win." "Hey, you feeling all right?" "Well, come on, baby, be happy." "You're doing good." "Thank you, Sam." "I really am happy about that." "Yeah." "I'll stop by Jeff's room and get my money on my way out." "Ray." "Margie, you ain't gotta leave, baby." "I'm on your hit record." "If I'm ever going to go solo, then now's the time." "Yeah, I..." "I don't want you..." "I don't want you to go solo." "Ray, for once, I'm doing something for me." "You remember the hummingbird, right?" "What?" "The hummingbird, Bea." "And I don't want you to go." "Somebody will fetch you when your bus gets to St. Augustine." "And when you get there, show them this sign, and tell them you're name is Ray Charles Robinson." "And them sandwiches I made, don't eat 'em all at once." "You hear?" "Oh, please, don't make me go away." "I'll keep up with the normal kids." "I'll be good, just like George." "This ain't got nothing to do with George." "I've taken you as far as I can, baby." "Them teachers at that blind school, they can teach you things I can't." "And you need an education in this world." "I don't want no education!" "Don't say that!" "I don't!" "I want to stay with you!" "Stop it, Ray!" "I won't have you living hand-to-mouth like me, you hear?" "Now listen, if you want to do something to make your mama proud, promise me, promise me you'll never let nobody turn you into no cripple." "You won't become no charity case." "You'll stand on your own two feet." "I promise." "I love you, baby." "I'm so proud of you." "No more segregation!" "No more segregation!" "No more segregation!" "No more segregation!" "No more segregation!" "No more segregation!" "No more segregation!" "No more segregation!" "No more segregation!" "No more segregation!" "No more segregation!" "Welcome back to Augusta, Ray!" "Hey, good to see you." "No more segregation!" "No more segregation!" "Do you believe in the protest, Ray?" "Get out of here!" "Ray, I'm sorry about this." "Hurry on up inside." "We got refreshments waiting." "Mr. Charles!" "Mr. Charles!" "You know tonight's show is segregated?" "The dance floor is whites only." "Negroes can't leave the balcony." "That's how it is, man." "You know, this is Georgia." "You think we don't know that?" "Negroes are persecuted in this state every day!" "Ain't nothing I can do about that." "I'm an entertainer." "And... and we all gotta play Jim Crow down here." "I'm sorry, man." "Now get out of here, boy." "It doesn't have to be that way." "You could change things, right here and now!" "I'm sorry, son." "Ain't nothing I can do." "You hear that, boy?" "That's the way things are." "Ain't nothing or nobody can change it." "Now get your black ass out of here, and take that trash with you!" "Hold on... hold on." "He..." "he's right." "He's right, Jeff." "Get them on the bus." "You sure?" "Get them back on the bus!" "Y'all heard him!" "Y'all heard Ray!" "Back on the bus!" "Are you serious?" "Get them on the bus." "I can't do nothing here." "Ray, you know me." "I'm not gonna lose money just because you suddenly got religion." "Ain't nothing I can do, man." "We have a contract with me." "You break it, I'll sue your ass!" "I'll win, Ray!" "You gotta do what you gotta do." "Look, I'll win big!" "Do what you gotta do." "I told you, I'll own your ass, Ray!" "Thank you, Mr. Charles." "You could be the first." "No, thank you, son." "You were right." "You're right." "You'll never work Georgia again!" "He filed a lawsuit and it's more than a fine, Ray." "This guy's got juice." "He can get you barred from ever playing Georgia again." "But he's willing to drop the suit if you'll make up the gig." "Not if it's segregated." "Ray," "I admire what you're doing, man, but you can't afford this." "Georgia is our highest-grossing state." "I'm not playing any more to Jim Crow joints ever again, did you got that?" "Yeah." "I got it." "Jeff, get those people in here so we can rehearse." "Com on, y'all, let's go." "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Baby, let me be ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ 'Cause you don't care about me ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Why lead me through a life of misery ♪" "♪ When you don't care a bag of beans for me ♪" "♪ So unchain my heart oh please, please set me free ♪" "Now, go ahead and dance!" "Let's dance, everybody!" "Come on!" "Let's dance now!" "Charles, you okay?" "Yeah." "What's going on?" "Just kids onstage dancing." "Well, let them dance." "That's what they're here for." "Please don't hurt them!" "Just keep dancing!" "Keep going!" "Keep going!" "♪ I'm under your spell ♪" "♪ Like a man in a trance ♪" "♪ But I know darn well ♪" "♪ That I don't stand a chance ♪" "♪ So unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Let me go my way ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ You worry me night and day ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Why lead me through a life of misery ♪" "♪ When you don't care a bag of beans for me ♪" "♪ So unchain my heart, oh please, please set me free ♪" "♪ Please set me free ♪" "♪ Oh won't you set me free ♪" "♪ Please set me free ♪" "♪ Whoa, set me free ♪" "♪ Please set me free ♪♪" "Mr. Charles, it's Western Union!" "We have a telegram for you." "You have to sign for it, sir." "I'm coming." "Indianapolis police." "Got a report of loud music coming from here." "Where do you think you're going, pal?" "I'm just going to the bathroom." "Handcuff this son of a bitch." "Recognize this, Ray?" "Heroin's a felony." "It ain't like I'm dealing it, man." "I'm not hurting nobody." "Oh, no, you're hurting everybody." "Your jungle music is poisoning our kids' minds." "Hey, I'm gonna put your black ass away forever." "You have to understand." "I got..." "I got a wife, I got kids." "I got responsibilities." "Why don't you tell that story to these people." "Bring them in!" "Ray!" "Was it a setup, Ray?" "How long you been on heroin?" "Come on, Ray." "What did they charge you with?" "♪ You give your hand to me ♪" "♪ And then you say, hello ♪" "♪ And I can hardly speak ♪" "♪ My heart is beating so ♪" "♪ And anyone can tell ♪" "♪ You think you know me well ♪" "♪ But you, you don't know me at all ♪♪" "Hi, baby." "David." "Uh, uh, Bea, he can stay." "No." "Baby, come on." "Bea?" "What?" "You know, since I got back..." "Since you got out." "Yeah." "Well, since I got here, you haven't said more than two words to me." "Ray, what am I supposed to say?" "My words don't seem to mean much to you anymore." "Maybe they never did." "Come on, Bea, you... you know I love you." "Are you gonna stop then?" "You know what, Bea, what you don't understand is there's a lot of mean-spirited people out there." "Yeah." "Ray?" "You know, I had to bring Junior home from school today 'cause of what the other kids were sayin'." "They got mean-ass kids around here." "I think we should move to Beverly Hills." "No, no, Ray, we're not gonna move." "'Cause it... it's not about where we live, Ray." "It's about what you're doing to yourself." "And those boys worship you." "You want them to end up using that poison, too?" "Bea, that's not fair." "What's not fair?" "What's not fair, Ray?" "That... that's a low blow." "Hello?" "Don't jive me, Milt." "Don't jive me, man!" "Really?" "Ah, good, good, good." "Tell..." "tell Sam I said thank you." "All right." "All right, then." "Oh, yeah!" "What, Ray?" "What?" "Come on, now." "Ray, tell me what happened." "ABC got the case dropped." "The police didn't have a warrant." "They bought them off." "Damn it, Bea, do you want me to go to prison?" "No." "Ray, I want you to stop lying to yourself, and they are making that completely impossible." "You know what, you don't understand." "Then make me understand, Ray!" "Baby, when I walk out that door, I walk out alone in the dark!" "I'm trying to do something that ain't nobody ever done in music and business." "But I can't do it if I'm alone everywhere I go." "I don't want to be alone here, Bea." "Not in my own home." "Look, Bea, if you don't understand me, then who will?" "I don't know, Ray." "David?" "I'm coming!" "Mama's coming!" "Ray, we pull you out of the fire, and you want country music?" "Look here, I've been singing country music all my life." "As a matter of fact, I used to play with the Florida Playboys." "We made a big investment in you and it's paying off handsomely." "For both of us, I might add." "We don't want to lose your fan base." "Yeah, you know, you got a point there, but I actually think that we have more to gain than we do to lose." "Ray, it's a bad idea." "When I came to ABC, you guys put in the contract that I can choose my own music." "You want to read that paragraph?" "It's on page three." "I don't need to see it." "Good evening, Saint Louis." "It's time for the main attraction." "The innovator of soul." "The genius himself." "Ray Charles!" "Go on, go on, Ray!" "Thank you so much." "You know what, I know that a lot of y'all don't know that" "I..." "I was brought up in the South." "You know, every time you turn on the radio there in the South, you hear the Grand Ole Opry." "That's what I grew up singing, so I hope you don't mind," "I..." "I want to sing something to give you a taste of my country roots." "Unchain My Heart!" "Georgia on My Mind, Ray!" "♪ I can't stop loving you ♪" "Turn 'em, the lights up top and on the mezzanine, let's take everything down and hit Ray with a follow spot." "We're doing it, on it on my count." "♪ To live in memory ♪" "IN 5, 4... ♪ of the lonesome times ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪" "♪ I can't stop wanting you ♪" "♪ It's useless to say ♪" "♪ So I'll just live my life ♪" "♪ I'll live my life ♪" "♪ in dreams of yesterday ♪" "♪ Those happy hours ♪" "♪ Those happy hours ♪" "♪ that we once knew ♪♪" "Cab's here." "Okay." "Dad, if you can't see, how can you choose the right color socks?" "I'm..." "I'm gonna show you, all right?" "Let me show you something." "See?" "Right here?" "The two, right there, I got it sewn in thick, so I can feel it." "So, it means two is brown." "One is black." "Three is blue." "And... and... and where's four?" "Nowhere." "Four ain't nowhere." "There ain't no four." "You're right." "♪ Heals a broken heart ♪" "♪ But time has stood still ♪" "♪ Time has stood still ♪" "♪ Since we've been apart ♪" "Still working on the balcony." "Okay, guys, we got 10 minutes to load out!" "Change back at the hotel." "They bought that country jive hook, line and sinker." "Ray, man, you're amazing." "I'm gonna tell you something." "Country music." "You know why they like it?" "The stories, man." "They got great stories." "Hey, Joe." "Ray, I want to introduce you to Joe Adams." "Hal Ziegler hired Joe as the announcer for the rest of the tour." "I know you, Mayor of Melody." "I used to listen to your radio show in L.A. In the '50s." "We've both come a ways since then." "What was that counting you were doing back there?" "I was cueing down the lights." "That shuts up the audience so you can sing your ballad instead of having to scream it." "Hey, well, I'll be damned." "Who told you to do that?" "No one." "It just needed to be done." "See, that's what I'm talking about." "I like to hear a person say "It needed to be done"" "as opposed to a person saying, "It ain't my job."" "You know, tell me about Central Avenue." "♪♪" "I know you know Jack Lauderdale." "Hello, New York!" "Hello, Boston!" "Hello, Saint Louis!" "Good evening, San Francisco!" "♪ Bye bye love ♪" "♪ Bye bye happiness ♪" "Ray, I got some good news for you." "We got the cover of Cash Box." ""The nation's hottest album:" "Modern Sounds of Country Western."" "You are hotter than hell." "That's what they say." "I've been watchin', your albums are going through the roof, your concerts are always selling out." "You'll need shelters for your money." "You're in a new tax bracket." "Keep your drawers on, Fathead!" "I got the instruments!" "Jeff, Joe was in the film Carmen Jones." "Who was the director again?" "Otto Preminger." "He was also on Broadway with Lena Horne." "She was the star." "I was supporting." "Is that a fact?" "Prepare for an extraordinary evening of music." "Perhaps the most innovative, unique and energetic musical voice today." "Please welcome to the stage..." "It is my distinct pleasure..." "Please give your warmest welcome, the one-of-a-kind..." "I present Mr. Ray..." "Ray..." "Ray Charles!" "♪♪" "♪ Bye bye love ♪" "♪ Bye bye sweet caress ♪" "♪ Hello emptiness ♪" "♪ I think I'm gonna die ♪" "♪ Bye bye love ♪" "♪ I think I'm gonna die ♪" "♪ I think I'm gonna die ♪ ...Ray Charles!" "♪ I think I'm gonna die ♪" "Bea, there's a park right at the end of the street." "You can see the whole L.A. Basin from there." "Not even Beverly Hills has views like that." "How does it look, Bea, huh?" "You like it, don't you?" "I don't know." "I haven't seen it." "You got to like it." "Voilà." "This foyer is designed to impress anybody who walks through the door." "It has a big winding staircase, just like Gone With the Wind." "We should get our portraits painted, like Rhett and Scarlett." "Bea, bring him in here." "Ray, wait till you hear what's waiting in the living room." "What is it?" "I had them build you a solid marble fireplace, two stories high." "Hot damn!" "How do you like it, Bea?" "It's awful big." "It sure is:" "8,500 square feet." "Biggest house in the neighborhood." "So, does this meet with your approval?" "Man, this is a palace." "You think this is big?" "Wait until tomorrow when you see 30,000 square feet of RPM Incorporated." "Yeah, headquarters!" "This is it, Ray." "Your brand-new recording studio." "Did you get everything I asked for?" "Totally state-of-the-art." "Tom Dowd built an eight-track mixing console, two recorders, the works." "Now, this room is bigger than most people's houses." "Got your own private bathroom to your left." "Right behind you is my adjoining office." "And step over to your private bar to your left." "Got a bottle of Bols right in the center." "You know me pretty good." "If you run out, shout, I'm right next door." "This is nice, right here." "It's the house that Ray built." "Yes, it is." "♪ Born to lose ♪" "♪ I've lived my life in vain ♪♪" "Ray Junior, slow down!" "This ain't no baseball diamond!" "Charles residence." "Mr. Charles?" "Hey, girl, Bring that boy over here!" "I got a hot dog with his name on it!" "Come on, now." "Hello." "Uh, yes, I know who you are." "What?" "Oh, God, no." "Ray." "Yes, I'll get on a plane and I'll be there as soon as I can." "What happened?" "Margie's dead." "Oh, God!" "H-How?" "She overdosed." "I didn't start her, Bea." "I didn't let her do dope around me." "I..." "I just wouldn't let that happen." "Yes, I'm sure, Ray." "I'm sure you set a fine example." "What about her baby?" "You knew?" "His name is Charles Wayne." "He was born October 1, in New York City." "He's 3 years old." "The baby's fine." "He's at her sister's." "All right." "I'll start sending them some money." "You don't have to." "I send them money every month." "♪♪" "In five minutes, Mr. Charles will be here, and he'll be ready to go." "Now the charts Jeff is handing out should be turned in at the conclusion of..." "You're late, that's a $50 fine." "I ain't late." "I give them a 10-minute grace period, Joe." "2:05." "He's late." "He'll be charged $50." "What?" "You know what?" "Where's Ray?" "You don't have to talk to Ray, you're talking to me." "I'll talk to whoever I damn well please, and it sure as hell ain't you." "Jive jerk." "Hey, Ray, this fool Joe Adams is trying to fine me for being late." "What time did you get here?" "What?" "Just now." "The band's still setting up." "Jeff don't..." "Look, I'm not Jeff." "That's a fact, Jack!" "Ray, you said the band was my thing." "It is." "Then, Fathead, you go on back to rehearsal." "Ray." "Ray, you know how it is, you've been there." "Fathead, go on now." "Let me handle this." "Fathead, go on now." "You want to tell me what the hell is going on, Ray?" "I'm not doing anything I haven't been asked to." "Ray's running a business." "He shouldn't have to waste time hearing why people were late." "I'm not talking to you, Joe." "I'm talking to Ray." "Ray, now I know you think I'm soft on the band, but those cats would do whatever I ask." "But If you come in here with this, uh, "running a business" crap, you're gonna lose some good people." "I'm telling you, Ray." "There are musicians waiting in line to play with Ray Charles." "Not for long, once they get a taste of you." "Ray, you're the leader, man." "Be one!" "Come on, now." "You now what Jeff, I mean things have changed." "It ain't like the days when it was seven of us on the Chitlin' Circuit." "I mean, if you weren't busy building a bowling alley, you'd seen that." "So you know about that, huh?" "I know about everything." "I'm just trying to figure out how you did it." "You think I'm stealing from you, Ray?" "If the Shaw Agency is gonna give you a cut of the 10 percent I'm given them." "I might as well keep the goddamn money in my pocket." "Leave us alone." "We need to talk." "Ray." "You can step outside, Joe." "I'll be in my office." "Ray, now I know that jealous bastard planted that lie in your head." "But I have never stolen from you, Ray, and I never will." "I got a small business loan, and, yeah, Milt Shaw was giving me a little extra, but I'm not a thief, Ray." "Then what about that, Jeff, huh?" "A promoter swearing you did side deals with him so you could split my overages!" "How could you do that to me?" "We've been through so much, we be so like brothers." "You know what, Ray?" "If we were like brothers, why are you paying Joe more than you're paying me?" "Damn all that!" "You broke my heart, man." "Well, you know what, Ray?" "You broke mine a long goddamn time ago!" "Well, then there it is." "You know something, Ray?" "You're going to get yours one day." "And I pray to God that he has mercy on your soul, you son of a bitch!" "Everything all right, Ray?" "How the hell do you think it is?" "Go tell him." "Go tell him!" "Go, go tell him." "Hey, Dad." "Hi, there." "I made the all-star team!" "The game's on Thursday." "Oh, that's great." "Oh, damn!" "I'm not gonna be in town." "I'm gotta go on tour." "How about I buy you guys new uniforms, huh?" "Tell the coach I don't care how much they cost." "Okay." "All right, son, you want to take your dad's briefcase inside." "The plane to Montreal leaves at 11:00." "I'll pick you up at 8:30." "All right." "Did you hear what Ray Junior said to you?" "Yeah." "Do you know how much making the all-star team means to him?" "I know." "I got things on my mind." "We had to fire Jeff." "What?" "He was stealing." "Jeff?" "Hmm." "I don't believe it." "Yeah, well, we're better without him." "♪ My mother told me ♪" "♪ 'Fore she passed away ♪" "♪ Said son when I'm gone ♪" "♪ Don't forget to pray ♪" "♪ 'Cause there'll be hard times ♪" "♪ Hard times ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ Who knows better than I ♪♪" "Excuse me!" "Get 'em out!" "U.S. Customs!" "We're goanna need to see some identification, please." "You just arrived from Montreal?" "Yes." "Is there a problem?" "We were alerted there might be drugs on this plane." "What?" "That's outrageous!" "I'm going to call our lawyer." "No lawyers at international checkpoints." "Now, we're going to have to search everyone on this plane." "Mr. Charles, if you don't mind we'd like to start with you." "I'd like to see your overcoat." "I don't mind." "Don't say anything, Ray." "What's this?" "Ray, this isn't some judge in Indiana." "It's federal." "They can charge you of smuggling which can mean real prison time." "Our lawyers will do what they can, but..." "Hello." "You can't hide out in here forever, Ray." "Look, it's my house." "I'm not in prison yet." "No, it's my house." "You ain't been here more than six days since we moved in." "No, Ray, no!" "A needle ain't gonna solve this!" "Get out of the way." "Move!" "Only thing that can help you is God, Ray." "Don't think of God?" "Do you have any idea how it feels to go blind and still be afraid of the dark?" "And every day, you stand pray for just a little light, and you get nothing." "'Cause God don't listen to people like me." "Stop talking like that." "As far as I'm concerned, me and God is even and I do what I please." "If goddamn it, if I want to shoot up, I shoot up." "Then go ahead!" "But you walk out that door and I'm doing something I should have done a long time ago." "I'm taking my boys and I'll leave." "You're not going away." "You... you have no place to go." "No place?" "No." "You think I'm scared of losing this?" "Ray, the only thing I was ever scared of losing was you." "Because where was I ever gonna find another Ray Robinson?" "So I put up with some terrible stuff." "Maybe that makes me part to blame." "But I ain't scared no more." "You know I love you and those boys more than anything." "That is a damn lie and you know it!" "You ever look at this?" "Really look at it, Ray!" "Ray Charles Junior's "Most Valuable Player."" "He was so proud this day, until you came home too loaded to go to his banquet." "No!" "No!" "There is something you love more than me and them boys, more than all the women you ever slept with on the road, more than all the dope you ever took." "What are you talking about?" "Your music." "And if you don't stop using that needle, they're gonna take away your music and put you in jail." "Is that poison worth losing everything?" "Mr. Charles?" "Mr. Charles." "You don't have to go through this." "We have a substitute that can help wean you off heroin." "I have to do it on my own." "I can do it." "I can do it." "Ah." "Don't touch me." "All right." "We'll do it your way." "Doctor?" "Mr. Charles." "Mr. Charles, I'm coming." "He's got no fluids left." "Get an I.V. In him right away." "I'll insert the needle." "No needles." "Yes." "It's very important." "You need this." "Runner, I've got a runner!" "Whoa." "Let me go." "Let me go." "Get him on the bed." "Put those restraints on him." "No needles." "No, no." "Oh." "George, I miss you." "I miss you, George." "I miss you." "Oh." "Okay." "Uh-oh." "You might be in trouble right there, Doc." "Hot damn, you whupped my ass again!" "I-I'll tell you what, I won't lose again the same way twice." "I spoke with the judge in Boston, and he'll agree to probation." "He was impressed with your attorney's arguments, and he believes you deserve one more chance." "Oh, that's great." "But you must complete our program and agree to take periodic drug tests." "You know what." "I'll do it." "I know people don't believe" "I'm done with this dope, but I'm finished." "Who's George?" "Ray, you've come through the worst of the physical reactions." "We should begin psychotherapy sessions." "Uh, look, forget the head shrinking, Doc." "I can handle this." "Mr. Charles, you're not the first celebrity junkie I've treated." "Junkie?" "What..." "Nobody cons me at any price." "I'm not trying to do that." "If you want me to give that judge a positive report, you will have to earn it." "Doc?" "Dr. Hacker?" "Doc?" "Ray, come on, Ray, play with me!" "He ain't there." "Talk to me, son." "I ain't no bad dream." "I'm a part of you." "Even all that dope couldn't keep me away." "Mama, I kept my promise." "You got strong all right." "Went places I never dreamed of." "But you still became a cripple." "Come here, baby." "Come here." "Ray?" "It wasn't your fault." "Now promise us you'll never let nobody or nothing turn you into no cripple ever again." "That you'll always stand on your own two feet." "Promise." "Today we're here to right a wrong that was done to one of our native sons nearly 20 years ago." "In 1961," "Ray Charles was banned from performing in the state of Georgia because he refused to play before a segregated audience." "Thankfully, we've come a long way since then." "Some of us have fought for equality through the political process, but Ray Charles changed American culture by touching people's hearts." "So on this day, March 7, 1979, we, the duly elected representatives of the state of Georgia not only proclaim Georgia on My Mind our official state song, we also offer Mr. Ray Charles a public apology" "and welcome him back home." "♪ Every time I sing this song ♪" "If only your mama was here." "She's here." "She ain't never left." "♪ I sing for ♪" "♪ Georgia ♪" "♪ Whoa, Georgia ♪" "♪ The whole day through ♪" "♪ Just this old, sweet song ♪" "♪ Keeps Georgia on my mind ♪" "♪ Georgia ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ Yeah, Georgia ♪" "♪ A song of you ♪" "♪ Comes as sweet and clear ♪" "♪ as moonlight through the pines ♪" "♪ I feel that ♪" "♪ Other arms ♪" "♪ reach out to me ♪" "♪ Other eyes ♪" "♪ smile ♪" "♪ tenderly ♪" "♪ Well, all right now ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪" "♪ Don't you know?" "♪" "♪ Still in peaceful dreams ♪" "♪ I see a busy road ♪" "♪ The road leads back to you ♪" "♪ Oh, Georgia ♪" "♪ No peace I find ♪" "♪ Please stop by ♪" "♪ Don't you hear me now?" "♪" "♪ Just this old, sweet song ♪" "♪ I say, oh, I say ♪" "♪ Keeps Georgia on my mind ♪" "♪ On my mind ♪" "♪ On my mind ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪" "♪ Keeps Georgia ♪" "♪ On my mind ♪" "♪ You know that the little girls are on my mind, huh?" "♪" "♪ Yes, it did, now, yeah ♪♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Baby, let me be ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ 'Cause you don't care about me ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ You've got me sewed up like a pillow case ♪" "♪ But you let my love go to waste ♪" "♪ So unchain my heart, oh please, please set me free ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Baby, let me go ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ 'cause you don't love me no more ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Every time I call you on the phone ♪" "♪ Some fella tells me that you're not at home ♪" "♪ So unchain my heart, oh please, please set me free ♪" "♪ I'm under your spell ♪" "♪ I'm under your spell ♪" "♪ Like a man in a trance ♪" "♪ Like a man in a trance ♪" "♪ But I know darn well ♪" "♪ I know darn well ♪" "♪ that I don't stand a chance ♪" "♪ I don't stand a chance ♪" "♪ So, unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Let me go my way ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ You worry me night and day ♪" "♪ Unchain my heart ♪" "♪ Why lead me through a life of misery ♪" "♪ When you don't care a bag of beans for me ♪" "♪ So unchain my heart, please, please set me free ♪" "♪ Please set me free ♪" "♪ Oh, won't you set me free ♪" "♪ Please set me free ♪" "♪ Whoa, set me free ♪" "♪ Please set me free ♪" "♪ Wow, set me free ♪♪"

"BRONTE:" "FirstI foundtheplace." "I wondered who had lived there." "BRONTE:" "FirstI foundtheplace." "Whattheirliveswerelike ." "BRONTE:" "FirstI foundtheplace." "Somethingwhispered tomymind, andI beganto write." "Somethingwhispered tomymind," "Mypencreatesstories" "Somethingwhispered tomymind, ofa world thatmighthavebeen" "Somethingwhispered tomymind, aworldof my imagining." "Somethingwhispered tomymind," "(thunderrumbling)" "Somethingwhispered tomymind," "Andhereis one I'mgoingto tell." "Somethingwhispered tomymind," "(horsewhinnying)" "Somethingwhispered tomymind," "(horsesnorting)" "Somethingwhispered tomymind," "Buttakecare nottosmile atanypartofit." "Buttakecare" "Itbeginswithastranger." "(thunderrumbling)" "Itbeginswithastranger." "Mr.Heathcliff?" "Mr. Heathcliff?" "Mr.Heathcliff?" "You'llhaveto wait." "Mr.Heathcliff?" "You'll have to wait." "Mr.Heathcliff?" "(thunderrumbling)" "Mr.Heathcliff?" "Who are you?" "Lockwood." "Who are you?" "Your new tenant up at the Grange." "Who are you?" "I'm surprised you'd choose a storm" "Who are you?" "to go wandering about in, Mr. Lockwood." "Who are you?" "Well, I, um..." "I lost my way out on the moor." "Who are you?" "Is the Grange far?" "Who are you?" "Perhaps I could get a guide from amongst your lads." "You could not." "Perhaps I could get a guide from amongst your lads." "I'll go with him as far as the park." "Perhaps I could get a guide from amongst your lads." "You'll go with him to hell." "Perhaps I could get a guide from amongst your lads." "Mr. Heathcliff, if I'm not to have a guide to take me up to the Grange," "Mr. Heathcliff, if I'm not to have a guide" "I shall have to sleep here tonight." "Mr. Heathcliff, if I'm not to have a guide" "I don't keep accommodation for strangers." "Mr. Heathcliff, if I'm not to have a guide" "Well, I'll sleep in the chair." "That's a room they don't use." "Don't leave it by the window." "Why not?" "Don't leave it by the window." "(thunderrumbling)" ""Catherine Heathcliff."" ""Catherine Linton."" ""Catherine Heathcliff."" ""Catherine Earnshaw."" ""Catherine Heathcliff."" "Let me in." "Let me in." "(screaming)" "Let me in." "Let me in." "(gasping)" "Let me in." "Let me in." "Who the devil put you in there?" "The devil is right." "Who the devil put you in there?" "She's" "Her face." "She's" "She looked like..." "You should not have gone in there." "Rockwoodhasstumbled intotheend ofa strangestory." "Rockwoodhasstumbled intotheend" "Astorythatbegan 30yearsbefore" "Rockwoodhasstumbled intotheend whenanoldman returned toWutheringHeights," "Rockwoodhasstumbled intotheend wearyafteralongjourney." "Rockwoodhasstumbled intotheend" "(sheepbleating)" "Rockwoodhasstumbled intotheend" "He's coming!" "Joseph." "He's coming!" "All right, don't rush me." "He's coming!" "Father!" "Ah, home again, Cathy." "Father!" "What have you brought me, Father?" "Father!" "WOMAN:" "Cathy, give Father a chance to draw breath." "Father!" "Just wait and see." "Wait and see." "Father!" "Oh, my Lord." "I found him..." "Oh, my Lord." "starving in the streets of Liverpool." "Oh, my Lord." "He's a filthy gypsy, Father." "Oh, my Lord." "He's a gift from God." "Oh, my Lord." "You're to treat him as your new brother." "Oh, my Lord." "CATHY:" "But where's my present?" "Oh, my Lord." "WOMAN:" "Hasn't he got any family?" "Oh, my Lord." "He's part of our family now." "Oh, my Lord." "That's your brother" " Hindley," "Oh, my Lord." "and this..." "is your new sister" "Oh, my Lord." "Cathy." "Oh, my Lord." "Offer your hand as I showed you." "Oh, my Lord." "Earnshawnamedhim Heathcliff." "Cathy was drawn to the silent, self-possessedboy." "Butitwashardness, notgentleness, thatkepthimsilent." "Butitwashardness, notgentleness," "Nothing here belongs to you." "Not now, not ever." "Nothing here belongs to you." "Fromtheveryfirst," "HeathcliffwasmoreCathy's brotherthanHindley." "Fromtheveryfirst," "Likeallwildthings," "Fromtheveryfirst, shesharedwithhim aloveof theopenmoor ." "Fromtheveryfirst," "Therock andtheloweringskies." "Fromtheveryfirst," "PARSON:" "O,mercifulGod," "Fromtheveryfirst," "FatherofourLord JesusChrist..." "Fromtheveryfirst," "BRONTE:" "ThoughHeathcliffbecame Mr.Earnshaw'sfavoritechild," "Fromtheveryfirst, hisprotectionwaslimited" "Fromtheveryfirst, bythelength oftheoldman 'slife." "Fromtheveryfirst," "PARSON:" "...shallnotdieeternally." "Fromtheveryfirst," "Youhavealsotaughtus byHisholyapostleSt.Paul..." "Fromtheveryfirst," "(pastorcontinues indistinctly)" "Fromtheveryfirst," "Throughoutthiswe beseech themercifulFather throughJesusChrist," "Throughoutthiswe beseech themercifulFather" "Amen." "Throughoutthiswe beseech themercifulFather" "Your quarters are in the stables from now on." "Throughoutthiswe beseech themercifulFather" "Heathcliff!" "(boltslidesclosed)" "Heathcliff!" "Morning, Cathy." "Morning." "Morning, Cathy." ""And cried with a loud voice" ""in the Jews' language, 'Hear ye the words of the great king." ""And cried with a loud voice" ""'Harken not to Hezekiah" ""And cried with a loud voice" ""'for thus bade the king of Assyria" ""And cried with a loud voice" ""'make an agreement with me by a present." ""And cried with a loud voice" ""'And come out to me and eat thee every one of his vine" ""And cried with a loud voice" ""'and every one of his fig tree" ""And cried with a loud voice" ""'and drink ye everyone" ""And cried with a loud voice the waters of his own cistern...'"" ""And cried with a loud voice" "(snickering)" ""And cried with a loud voice" ""'Until I come and take you away... (woman talks quietly, thenlaughs)" ""'Until I come and take you away..." ""'a land of corn and wine," ""'Until I come and take you away..." "Hindley, don't..." ""'Until I come and take you away... a land of bread and vineyards.'"" ""'Until I come and take you away..." "WOMAN:" "Stop it..." ""'Until I come and take you away..." "MAN:" ""'Beware, lest Hezekiah persuade you.'"" ""'Until I come and take you away... (giggling)" ""'Until I come and take you away..." "What, done already?" ""'Until I come and take you away..." "When Father was alive, we could play on Sunday." ""'Until I come and take you away..." "Why not let them be, Hindley?" ""'Until I come and take you away..." "You put these two down to their scriptures." ""'Until I come and take you away..." "And be sure to examine them on it this time." ""'Until I come and take you away..." "Animal." "(manandwomanchuckle)" "Animal." "Pepper?" "Pepper." "Pepper?" "Feels like tree bark." "Silver birch." "Silver birch?" "Silver birch." "Mm." "But it's warmer." "Silver birch." "My turn." "Shame on you." "My turn." "Think of your souls!" "My turn." "(Cathylaughing)" "My turn." "Master Hindley!" "What are you thinking about?" "I was thinking about the sea." "Have you ever seen the sea?" "I was thinking about the sea." "No, I was too little." "I don't remember." "I was thinking about the sea." "My life didn't begin until I..." "I was thinking about the sea." "Who sent you?" "Nobody." "Who sent you?" "Was it a bird?" "Who sent you?" "Bird." "Who sent you?" "Or a tree?" "No, a bird." "Who sent you?" "Or the wind." "Who sent you?" "No, a bird." "Who sent you?" "I don't know." "Who sent you?" "Do you know anything?" "Who sent you?" "(giggles)" "Who sent you?" "Can you talk to trees?" "No." "Can you talk to trees?" "Talk to the wind?" "Can you talk to trees?" "Mm-mm." "Can you talk to trees?" "(laughs quietly)" "Can you talk to trees?" "I'd like to send your spirit into that tree." "Where?" "I'd like to send your spirit into that tree." "There." "I'd like to send your spirit into that tree." "There?" "I'd like to send your spirit into that tree." "Make it talk to us." "I'd like to send your spirit into that tree." "Talk to me." "I'd like to send your spirit into that tree." "Listen." "I'd like to send your spirit into that tree." "Oh, listen." "(cawing)" "Oh, listen." "They're calling your name." "How did you do that?" "They're calling your name." "I can do lots of things." "What things?" "They're calling your name." "Stand up." "They're calling your name." "Where are you going?" "Come here." "Where are you going?" "Come back here." "Where are you going?" "(giggling)" "Where are you going?" "Come here." "Where are you going?" "Close your eyes." "Close your eyes." "(laughs)" "Close your eyes." "If, when you open your eyes, the day is sunny and bright," "If, when you open your eyes, so shall your future be." "If, when you open your eyes," "But if the day is full of storms," "If, when you open your eyes, so shall be your life." "If, when you open your eyes," "Now open your eyes." "(thunderrumbling)" "What have you done?" "I don't care." "Do you hear me?" "I don't care." "I don't care." "I don't care." "Where are you going?" "To have a look." "Come on!" "Where are you going?" "BRONTE:" "Shelteredinavalley, carpetedincrimson," "Where are you going?" "theGrange." "Where are you going?" "HomeofEdgarLinton" "Where are you going?" "andIsabella,hissister." "Where are you going?" "(laughing)" "Doesn't it make you wish" "(laughing) you'd been adopted by the Lintons?" "(laughing)" "(quietlaugh)" "(laughing)" "I wouldn't give up what I have" "(laughing) for a thousand lives like the Lintons." "(laughing)" "(dogsbarking)" "Come on." "(barkingcontinues)" "Come on." "(menyelling)" "Come on." "MAN:" "Come on!" "Come on!" "This way!" "Come on." "Come!" "Come!" "Come on." "(Cathyyells)" "Come on." "Go on!" "Run!" "Oh, no, you don't!" "Come on." "Make room." "Ooh, my goodness." "Make room." "It's Catherine Earnshaw." "Uh, Fitz." "Yes, sir." "It's Catherine Earnshaw." "You had better send for Dr. Kenneth." "It's Catherine Earnshaw." "Bring her through." "It's Catherine Earnshaw." "Leave her be!" "Leave her!" "It's Catherine Earnshaw." "Come back here!" "It's Catherine Earnshaw." "I think it must be Earnshaw's gypsy." "It's Catherine Earnshaw." "Throw him out." "It's Catherine Earnshaw." "Catherine!" "It's Catherine Earnshaw." "Cathy!" "It's Catherine Earnshaw." "Look at the state of her." "Poor girl." "Look at the state of her." "I will speak to Hindley Earnshaw about this." "Look at the state of her." "She's his own sister." "Look at the state of her." "Perhaps she should stay here for awhile." "Look at the state of her." "(inaudible)" "How is she?" "Better, I think." "I reckon the Lintons will be sorry to lose her." "Better, I think." "When is she coming home?" "Did she ask about me?" "He's forbidden you to speak to Miss Cathy when she returns." "So she" "She had no message for me." "So she" "No doubt we'll all find her very changed." "Thank you." "How are you?" "Thank you." "Much better." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you, Hindley." "Thank you." "(whispers):" "Joseph!" "Thank you." "Welcome home, Miss Cathy." "Oh, Nelly, what do you think of her?" "Welcome home, Miss Cathy." "She's quite the lady now." "Welcome home, Miss Cathy." "(giggles)" "Welcome home, Miss Cathy." "Where's Heathcliff?" "Welcome home, Miss Cathy." "Heathcliff, you may come forward." "Welcome home, Miss Cathy." "Wish Miss Catherine welcome like the rest of the servants." "Welcome home, Miss Cathy." "(laughing)" "Well, Heathcliff." "Have you forgotten me?" "Well, Heathcliff." "HINDLEY:" "Shake hands." "That is permitted." "Well, Heathcliff." "(Edgar clears throat)" "Well, Heathcliff." "(laughs)" "Well, Heathcliff." "I shall not stay to be laughed at." "Well, Heathcliff." "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to laugh." "Look at you." "I didn't mean to laugh." "(laughs)" "I didn't mean to laugh." "You needn't have touched me." "I didn't mean to laugh." "(Hindley laughs)" "(indistinctconversation)" "Yes, I'll have some." "Get that gypsy out of here!" "CATHY:" "Stop it!" "You're not fit for a civilized house!" "CATHY:" "Stop it!" "The worst thing about you is that you never see anyone else's obligations." "The worst thing about you" "Oh, my God." "The worst thing about you" "They looked after me for three months." "I found a nest at Peniston Crag when you were away." "I found a nest" "I waited every day for sight of you coming over the moors." "I waited every day for sight of you" "But you didn't come." "I waited every day for sight of you" "So I put a wire mesh over the nest," "I waited every day for sight of you and all the little ones died when they hatched." "I waited every day for sight of you" "Why?" "I waited every day for sight of you" "Because the parent birds" "I waited every day for sight of you couldn't get near enough to feed them." "I waited every day for sight of you" "No." "Why did you starve them?" "I waited every day for sight of you" "Well, there wasn't any point" "I waited every day for sight of you in keeping them alive to show you." "I waited every day for sight of you" "If you'd have come back, I'd have spared them." "In the future you must bear them." "Don't you trust me?" "Don't you know I'll always come back?" "Don't you know that?" "Don't you know I'll always come back?" "Heathcliff." "Don't you know I'll always come back?" "(screaming)" "BRONTE:" "IngivingbirthtoFrances," "Hindley Earnshaw's wife-- died." "BRONTE:" "IngivingbirthtoFrances," "AndHindley,whosesorrow wasofthekind" "BRONTE:" "IngivingbirthtoFrances, thatcouldnotweeporpray withoutherlife," "BRONTE:" "IngivingbirthtoFrances, lostallinterest inhisown." "BRONTE:" "IngivingbirthtoFrances," "Name this child." "Hareton Earnshaw..." "Hareton Earnshaw..." "Hareton Earnshaw..." "I baptize thee in the name of the Father" "Hareton Earnshaw... and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost." "Hareton Earnshaw..." "Amen." "Hareton Earnshaw..." "ALL:" "Amen." "Hareton Earnshaw..." "PARSON:" "We receive this child" "Hareton Earnshaw... into the congregation of Christ's flock," "Hareton Earnshaw... and assign him to the sign of the cross," "Hareton Earnshaw... in token that, hereafter, he shall not be ashamed" "Hareton Earnshaw... to confess the faith of Christ crucified," "Hareton Earnshaw... but manfully to fight under His banner" "Hareton Earnshaw... against sin, the world and the devil." "Hareton Earnshaw..." "(Cathyhumming)" "(roostercrows)" "What have you got that silly frock on for?" "(roostercrows)" "We're still in mourning, Miss Cathy." "Shouldn't you be back in the fields now, Heathcliff?" "No." "Shouldn't you be back in the fields now, Heathcliff?" "(humming)" "Shouldn't you be back in the fields now, Heathcliff?" "Edgar and Isabella Linton said they might come this afternoon." "Edgar and Isabella Linton said" "Cathy." "The crosses, half of the days you've spent with the Lintons." "The crosses," "Dots are for the days you've spent with me." "You see?" "I've marked every day." "Hm." "Very foolish." "As if I took notice." "Very foolish." "Where's the sense in that?" "Very foolish." "To show that I do take notice." "Very foolish." "Oh, I see." "Very foolish." "Should I always be sitting with you?" "It might be dumb" "Should I always be sitting with you?" "for anything you say to amuse me." "Should I always be sitting with you?" "You never told me before that I talk too little." "Should I always be sitting with you?" "Or that you disliked my company, Cathy." "Should I always be sitting with you?" "That's not company at all when people know nothing and say nothing." "That's not company at all" "(indistinctconversation)" "Come in." "(babyfussing)" "(Nellyhumslullaby)" "Nelly." "(sighs)" "Nelly." "Oh, Cathy." "Nelly." "(chuckling)" "Nelly." "Thought you were Frances." "Nelly, will you keep a secret for me?" "Is it worth keeping?" "Today, Edgar Linton asked me... (whispering):" "tomarryhim." "Today, Edgar Linton asked me..." "Oh." "(chuckles)" "How should I answer?" "Oh." "(chuckles)" "Well, really, Miss Cathy, how should I know?" "I accepted him." "Cathy." "I accepted him." "(laughing)" "I accepted him." "Do you love Mr. Edgar?" "I accepted him." "Um, of course I do." "I accepted him." "Of course." "I accepted him." "I can't help it." "I accepted him." "Why do you love him, Cathy?" "I accepted him." "Oh, because he's handsome" "I accepted him." "and pleasant to be with." "I accepted him." "Bad." "I accepted him." "Because, um... he's young" "I accepted him." "and cheerful." "I accepted him." "Bad, still." "I accepted him." "(laughing)" "I accepted him." "And because he'll be rich." "I accepted him." "And I shall be the greatest woman of the neighborhood." "I accepted him." "Cathy." "Is that what you really want?" "Marry Mr. Edgar then." "Where's your obstacle?" "In here." "In my soul and in my heart," "I'm convinced I'm wrong." "In my soul and in my heart," "And if my brother had not put Heathcliff so low," "And if my brother" "I shouldn't have thought of it." "And if my brother" "It would degrade me to marry Heathcliff now." "And if my brother" "So he'll never know how I love him." "My great miseries in this world have been Heathcliff's miseries." "My great miseries in this world" "And I watched" "My great miseries in this world and felt each..." "My great miseries in this world from the beginning." "My great miseries in this world" "My love for Linton is like" "Like foliage in the woods." "My love for Linton is like" "Time will change it..." "My love for Linton is like-- as winter changes the trees." "But I love Heathcliff." "It's like..." "It's like the... eternal rocks beneath." "It's like the..." "A..." "A source of literal, visible delight..." "It's like the..." "Necessary." "Nelly, I am Heathcliff." "(doorbangsshut)" "Shh." "(doorbangsshut)" "(dogbarking) Why?" "(doorbangsshut)" "It's Joseph, and Heathcliff might be with him." "(doorbangsshut)" "(barkingcontinues)" "(doorbangsshut)" "In fact, I'm not sure he wasn't here earlier." "(doorbangsshut)" "Yon gypsy gets worse and worse." "He's left the gate open" "Yon gypsy gets worse and worse." "and took off across the moors." "Yon gypsy gets worse and worse." "No." "Yon gypsy gets worse and worse." "Go and look for him." "Call him back." "Yon gypsy gets worse and worse." "What?" "Now, go after him." "Yon gypsy gets worse and worse." "Do you think he heard?" "I think he heard something." "Do you think he heard?" "What?" "Do you think he heard?" "What did I say?" "I think he heard up until the bit where you said" "What did I say?" "it would degrade you to marry him." "What did I say?" "(thunderbooms)" "Heathcliff!" "(thunderbooms)" "Cathy!" "(thunderbooms)" "Heathcliff." "(thunderbooms)" "(crying)" "(thunderbooms)" "Please, come in, Miss Cathy." "(thunderbooms)" "(sobbing):" "Oh,myGod,Ilost him." "(thunderbooms)" "Cathy!" "I lost him!" "(thunderbooms)" "Heathcliff... (thunderbooms)" "Heathcliff!" "(thunderbooms)" "CATHY:" "Icannotlive withoutmylife." "Icannotlive withoutmysoul." "BRONTE:" "TheHeathcliff ofherchildhood disappearedforever thatnight." "BRONTE:" "TheHeathcliff ofherchildhood" "Shecouldnotfindhim." "BRONTE:" "TheHeathcliff ofherchildhood" "Assherecovered, shewaitedforhis return..." "Buthedidnot come." "Assherecovered, shewaitedforhis return..." "Andeventually," "Cathyturnedawayfromher oldlifeat WutheringHeights." "Andeventually," "InmarryingEdgar, shefound ameasureof happiness." "InmarryingEdgar," "Twosoulsas different asthemoonbeamfromlightning." "Orfrostfromfire." "Butthoughtsaretyrants thatreturnagainand again totormentus ." "Butthoughtsaretyrants" "Joseph!" "(pounding on door)" "Joseph!" "Confound you, man." "Joseph!" "A person from Gimmerton wishes to see you, ma'am." "What does he want?" "A person from Gimmerton wishes to see you, ma'am." "I didn't question him." "A person from Gimmerton wishes to see you, ma'am." "I'll be back in a moment." "It's not one of Hindley's creditors, is it?" "No, sir." "It's not one of Hindley's creditors, is it?" "It's someone the mistress doesn't expect." "It's not one of Hindley's creditors, is it?" "Heathcliff's come back." "Don't strangle me for that." "I know you didn't like him," "Don't strangle me for that." "but, for my sake, you must be friends now." "Don't strangle me for that." "Shall I tell him to come up?" "Don't strangle me for that." "Come on." "Don't strangle me for that." "You bid him step up." "Don't strangle me for that." "Catherine, try to be glad without being absurd" "Don't strangle me for that." "in front of the whole household." "Don't strangle me for that." "Heathcliff is a runaway servant." "Don't strangle me for that." "Sit down, sir." "Mrs. Linton has asked me to welcome you." "And, of course, I'm delighted when anything" "Mrs. Linton has asked me to welcome you." "occurs to please her." "Mrs. Linton has asked me to welcome you." "And I, also." "Mrs. Linton has asked me to welcome you." "Especially if it's anything of which I have a part." "Mrs. Linton has asked me to welcome you." "Where have you been these two years, Heathcliff?" "You seem to have done very well." "Where have you been these two years, Heathcliff?" "Yes." "Where have you been these two years, Heathcliff?" "Perhaps you came into your inheritance." "Yes." "You look very fit." "Perhaps you've been soldiering and seen" "You look very fit." "some service aboard." "You look very fit." "Yes." "You look very fit." "She'll think it a dream tomorrow." "And yet, you don't deserve this welcome." "She'll think it a dream tomorrow." "To be absent and silent for two years." "She'll think it a dream tomorrow." "I heard of your marriage, Cathy, not long ago." "She'll think it a dream tomorrow." "I traveled here simply to have one glimpse of your face." "I fought through a bitter life since I last heard your voice." "I fought through a bitter life" "And you must forgive my silence," "I fought through a bitter life for I struggled only for you." "I fought through a bitter life" "Where are you staying?" "At Wuthering Heights." "Hindley Earnshaw invited you to stay" "At Wuthering Heights." "at Wuthering Heights?" "At Wuthering Heights." "It is I who invited him to stay." "At Wuthering Heights." "It appears that Hindley mortgaged" "At Wuthering Heights." "the property to cover his gambling debts." "At Wuthering Heights." "I was able to assist my old friend" "At Wuthering Heights." "by taking up his notes." "At Wuthering Heights." "I am the owner of Wuthering Heights now." "What do you mean?" "I am the owner of Wuthering Heights now." "Hindley and Hareton are both dispossessed." "I am the owner of Wuthering Heights now." "It's our old home, after all." "I am the owner of Wuthering Heights now." "Where Cathy and I grew up." "I am the owner of Wuthering Heights now." "I have a particular attachment to it." "Everything's so awake now." "Do you remember how we pictured heaven?" "I remember how you pictured it." "Do you remember how we pictured heaven?" "Mm, how did you picture it?" "Do you remember how we pictured heaven?" "With you." "Do you remember how we pictured heaven?" "Whenever and wherever you spent time with me." "Do you remember how we pictured heaven?" "Go away." "Do you remember how we pictured heaven?" "I love you." "When you went away," "I removed myself from the Heights." "When you went away," "I rooted myself in his life, in the Grange." "When you went away," "I cannot uproot myself again." "When you went away," "Why not?" "I cannot." "When you went away," "I cannot." "When you went away," "Let me kiss you goodbye." "You won't drive me away again, Cathy." "Let me kiss you goodbye." "I don't want to." "Let me kiss you goodbye." "But let us kiss goodbye as Cathy and Heathcliff from long ago." "But let us kiss goodbye as Cathy and Heathcliff" "And kiss goodbye to that time." "All right." "We put that time to sleep." "All right." "When we meet tomorrow," "All right." "we will be as we are now." "All right." "And I shall kiss you again." "You must never kiss me again." "All right." "I love Edgar, and he's dependent on me." "All right." "If you kiss me again, I would have to leave him," "All right." "and I would not survive." "All right." "The surest way to kill me is for you to kiss me again." "You sent me away because you knew" "I wanted to be with him." "You sent me away because you knew" "I'll not believe this idiocy." "You sent me away because you knew" "You think you're in love with Heathcliff?" "You sent me away because you knew" "I love him more than you ever loved Edgar." "You sent me away because you knew" "And he'd love me, too, if you'd let him." "You sent me away because you knew" "I wouldn't for you for a kingdom then." "You sent me away because you knew" "He's an unreclaimed creature." "You sent me away because you knew" "He's a fierce, pitiless, wolfish man." "You sent me away because you knew" "It's not true!" "You sent me away because you knew" "Heathcliff has an honorable soul." "You sent me away because you knew" "You think I speak from wicked selfishness?" "You sent me away because you knew" "I'm certain you do." "You sent me away because you knew" "Good." "Try for yourself." "You sent me away because you knew" "I'm done." "You sent me away because you knew" "(door opening)" "You sent me away because you knew" "Heathcliff." "We've been quarreling like cats about you." "Heathcliff." "Catherine, don't." "Heathcliff." "(giggling)" "Heathcliff." "ISABELLE:" "Let me go." "Heathcliff." "My poor sister-in-law is breaking her heart" "Heathcliff." "by mere contemplation" "Heathcliff." "of your physical and moral beauty." "Heathcliff." "And she's sulked since yesterday's walk" "Heathcliff." "when I sent her out of your company." "Heathcliff." "Well, she wishes to be out of my company now, at any rate." "Heathcliff." "(laughing)" "Heathcliff." "(screams)" "Heathcliff." "There's a tigress." "Heathcliff." "Mm." "Heathcliff." "She's her brother's heir, isn't she?" "Heathcliff." "I believe Cathy has been painting a black picture of me." "I believe Cathy has been painting" "You mustn't imagine for a moment that she lies." "I'm a villain." "I'm only after your fortune." "I'm a villain." "NELLY:" "Devious." "CATHY:" "Who?" "NELLY:" "Devious." "NELLY:" "Your worthless friend." "NELLY:" "Devious." "What are you doing?" "What's it to you?" "I'm not your husband." "What are you doing?" "You've treated me infernally." "What are you doing?" "Infernally..." "And if you imagine" "What are you doing?" "I'll suffer unrevenged, you're a fool." "What are you doing?" "I've treated you infernally?" "What are you doing?" "At least allow me to amuse myself a little" "What are you doing?" "in the same style." "What are you doing?" "Have you been listening, Edgar?" "You, sir, leave my house immediately." "If you delay, I will put you out." "You, sir, leave my house immediately." "Cathy, this lamb of yours threatens like a bull." "You, sir, leave my house immediately." "Fetch the men." "You, sir, leave my house immediately." "Fair means." "If you haven't the courage to attack him," "Fair means." "apologize." "Fair means." "Or allow yourself to be beaten." "Fair means." "Cathy, give me the key." "I said give me the key." "(keyclanks)" "I wish you joy of the milk-blooded coward, Cathy." "Compliment you on your taste." "I've seen her like this before, sir." "She's making herself ill just to spite us." "It could be dangerous with the baby due." "She's making herself ill just to spite us." "Please, sir." "Couldn't you go and talk to her?" "Please, sir." "Yes." "You're right, Ellen." "Yes." "It was you that brought her back before, sir." "When Heathcliff ran." "It was you that brought her back before, sir." "I don't ever want to hear that man's name mentioned" "It was you that brought her back before, sir." "in this house." "It was you that brought her back before, sir." "Good night, Ellen." "Heathcliff." "Heathcliff." "Cathy?" "Heathcliff." "Nelly?" "Heathcliff." "Nelly..." "Heathcliff." "Nelly..." "I'm afraid of being alone." "Nelly..." "No, you're not alone." "Nelly..." "Nelly's here now." "Nelly..." "Shh." "Cathy?" "Cathy?" "Nelly..." "Let me feel the wind." "Nelly..." "It come... it comes straight down off the moor." "Nelly..." "No, Cathy." "Nelly..." "No..." "Nelly... (gasping)" "Nelly..." "I wish I were a girl again." "Laughing at injuries, not maddening under them." "I wish I were a girl again." "I must have changed." "Look." "It's my room." "Look." "The candle in the window." "You can't see the Heights from here, Cathy." "Joseph's waiting till I come home." "You can't see the Heights from here, Cathy." "He'll wait a while yet." "It's a rough journey." "And it's not hard to travel it." "It's a rough journey." "And we must pass through the church to go that journey." "And we must pass through the church" "We've braved it together." "We've dared each other" "We've braved it together." "to stand among the graves and call on them to come." "We've braved it together." "Heathcliff." "We've braved it together." "If I dare now, will you venture?" "If I dare now," "He's considering." "He'd rather I came to him." "He's considering." "You are slow." "You'll always follow me." "You are slow." "Heathcliff." "Cathy." "(Cathyyells)" "Cathy." "NELLY:" "Push!" "Push!" "(Cathygrunting)" "Cathy." "NELLY:" "Good girl." "Cathy." "Come on, come on." "Cathy." "That's it." "Come on." "Cathy." "(Cathyscreams)" "Cathy." "NELLY:" "Push down." "Harder." "DOCTOR:" "Looks good." "Cathy." "NELLY:" "Harder, harder." "Come on, Cathy." "Cathy." "(grunts)" "Cathy." "Good." "Good girl." "Cathy." "Mrs. Dean wishes to see you." "How's Cathy?" "Mrs. Linton has had a little girl." "How's Cathy?" "So..." "How's Cathy?" "the Linton estate..." "How's Cathy?" "belongs to my wife." "How's Cathy?" "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "I've not forgotten for an instant." "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "This young lady" "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "is looking sadly the worse for a change in circumstance." "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "Somebody's love falls far short in her case, obviously." "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "Her own." "She hates herself." "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "As you see, she degenerates into a mere slut." "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "It was a marvelous effort on her part" "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "to discover that I did not love her." "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "But at last, I think she begins to know me." "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "Tell your master, Nelly, that I never in all my life" "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "met with such an abject thing as she." "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "She even disgraces the name of Linton." "You seem to forget my brother is still alive." "Take care, Ellen." "He wishes to provoke Edgar to desperation." "Take care, Ellen." "I'll die first." "Take care, Ellen." "The single pleasure I can imagine is to die..." "Take care, Ellen." "Or see him dead." "There." "Or see him dead." "That will do for the moment." "(sobbing)" "That will do for the moment." "What will they name her?" "Cathy's daughter?" "What will they name her?" "Catherine." "Catherine Linton." "I remember when this house was full of the sound of laughter, Mr. Hindley." "I remember when this house" "Now there's nothing but bitterness and hatred." "I remember when this house" "(doorslams, footstepsapproach)" "I remember when this house" "HEATHCLIFF:" "Stay where you are." "I remember when this house" "You're not going yet." "Sit down!" "I remember when this house" "Ellen." "I must see her." "Try and understand." "Cathy's very ill." "Try and understand." "Another encounter between you and Mr. Edgar" "Try and understand." "would probably kill her." "Try and understand." "I must see her, Nelly." "Try and understand." "HEATHCLIFF:" "Cathy." "How can I bear it?" "You and Edgar have broken my heart." "And now... you come to me" "And now... as if you were the one to be pitied." "And now..." "I shall not pity you." "You've killed me." "No..." "I shall not pity you." "Will you forget me?" "I shall not pity you." "Will you be happy when I'm in the earth?" "I shall not pity you." "Are you possessed with the devil" "I shall not pity you." "to talk in that manner to me when you're dying?" "I shall not pity you." "Can't you see" "I shall not pity you." "that all those words will be branded in my memory" "I shall not pity you." "and eating deeper eternally while you are at peace?" "I shall not pity you." "I shall not be at peace." "I shall not pity you." "I don't mean to torture you." "Please, Heathcliff." "I don't mean to torture you." "Do come to me." "Please." "I don't mean to torture you." "Why did you betray your own heart, Cathy?" "You loved me." "And what right had you to leave me?" "The poor fancy you felt of the Linton." "Nothing that God or Satan could inflict" "The poor fancy you felt of the Linton." "would have parted us." "The poor fancy you felt of the Linton." "You, of your own will, did it." "The poor fancy you felt of the Linton." "I've not broken your heart, Cathy." "You have broken it," "I've not broken your heart, Cathy." "and in breaking it, you've broken mine." "I've not broken your heart, Cathy." "If I've done wrong," "I'm dying for it." "If I've done wrong," "You left me, too..." "If I've done wrong," "But I forgive you." "Forgive me." "But I forgive you." "It's hard." "But I forgive you." "It's so hard..." "But I forgive you." "to forgive." "But I forgive you." "I look..." "at those eyes..." "But I forgive you." "Yes." "I forgive what you've done to me." "Yes." "I love my murderer." "But yours?" "I love my murderer." "How can I?" "I love my murderer." "How can I?" "She's dead." "I've not waited for you to learn that." "(sobbing)" "I've not waited for you to learn that." "Put your handkerchief away." "I've not waited for you to learn that." "Don't snivel before me." "I've not waited for you to learn that." "Damn you all." "She wants none of your tears." "She lies at peace now, Heathcliff." "She wants none of your tears." "May she wake as kindly in the next world." "May she wake in torment." "May she wake as kindly in the next world." "(gasps)" "May she wake as kindly in the next world." "I pray one prayer." "I repeat it till my tongue stiffens." "Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest as long as I am living." "Catherine Earnshaw," "Heathcliff, don't!" "Catherine Earnshaw," "You said I killed you." "Catherine Earnshaw," "Haunt me, then." "Catherine Earnshaw," "I know that ghosts have wandered the earth." "Be with me always." "I know that ghosts have wandered the earth." "Take any form." "I know that ghosts have wandered the earth." "Drive me mad." "Only do not leave me in this abyss where I cannot find you." "Only do not leave me" "God." "I cannot live without my life." "I cannot life without my soul." "...to raise us from the death of sin unto the life of righteousness, ...to raise us from the death of sin that when we shall depart this life, ...to raise us from the death of sin" "we may rest in Him, ...to raise us from the death of sin as our hope is this, our brother doth, ...to raise us from the death of sin and that, at the general resurrection in the last day," "...to raise us from the death of sin he may be found acceptable in Thy sight, ...to raise us from the death of sin and receive that blessing, as Thy well-beloved son to raise us from the death of sin" "BRONTE:" "Beforethespringwas out , ...to raise us from the death of sin" "Cathy'sbrotherHindley followedherto thegrave." "...to raise us from the death of sin" "Hedrankhimself intooblivion, ...to raise us from the death of sin leavingHareton, hissonandheir, ...to raise us from the death of sin totryto wakesomelove in Heathcliff'sembitteredheart." "...to raise us from the death of sin" "Amen." "MOURNERS:" "Amen." "...to raise us from the death of sin" "Now, my bonnie lad, you're mine." "Let's see if one tree won't grow as crooked as another" "Now, my bonnie lad, you're mine." "with the same wind to twist it." "Now, my bonnie lad, you're mine." "BRONTE:" "SoHeathcliffclaimed thelastsurvivingEarnshaw." "Asthefatherhad usedhim, sohewoulduse the son ." "Asthefatherhad usedhim," "I was looking for birds' nest." "BRONTE:" "18yearshavepassed." "CatherineLinton," "BRONTE:" "18yearshavepassed." "CathyandEdgar'sdaughter, grownup" "BRONTE:" "18yearshavepassed." "withintheconfines oftheGrange," "BRONTE:" "18yearshavepassed." "shelteredbyherfather..." "BRONTE:" "18yearshavepassed." "Catherine!" "BRONTE:" "18yearshavepassed." "andneverknewthe nearness" "BRONTE:" "18yearshavepassed." "ofthewildinhabitants oftheHeights..." "BRONTE:" "18yearshavepassed." "(horsessnorting)" "BRONTE:" "18yearshavepassed." "untiltoday." "BRONTE:" "18yearshavepassed." "Now... who is this?" "Now..." "Can you tell?" "Now..." "Your son?" "Now..." "Yes, but don't you recognize your cousin..." "Now..." "Linton." "Now..." "Linton." "Now..." "I thought you lived in London." "Father sent for me when Mother died." "I thought you lived in London." "Well, have you nothing to show your cousin?" "Take her outside." "Well, have you nothing to show your cousin?" "I do not think my father likes you, Uncle." "I imagine he thought me unworthy to marry his sister." "I do not think my father likes you, Uncle." "What does that inscription mean?" "Some damnable writing." "I can't read it." "What does that inscription mean?" "I can read it." "(sighs)" "What does that inscription mean?" "I want to know why it's there." "What does that inscription mean?" "Can you believe in the existence of such a colossal dunce?" "What does that inscription mean?" "(grunts)" "What does that inscription mean?" "Can't even read his own name." "What does that inscription mean?" "Is that your name?" "My mother's name was Earnshaw." "Is that your name?" "Didn't you know?" "Hareton is also your cousin." "Is that your name?" "How do you do?" "(laughing)" "(coughing)" "(knockatdoor)" "Father." "Guess who I saw today on my walk in the moors?" "Ellen has already told me, Catherine." "Guess who I saw today on my walk in the moors?" "Why do you forbid me to visit Wuthering Heights?" "Is it because you dislike Mr. Heathcliff?" "No..." "Is it because you dislike Mr. Heathcliff?" "not because I dislike Mr. Heathcliff," "Is it because you dislike Mr. Heathcliff?" "but because Mr. Heathcliff dislikes me." "Is it because you dislike Mr. Heathcliff?" "But he was quite pleasant, Father." "Sit down." "I have no male heir, Catherine." "I'm certain that Heathcliff" "I have no male heir, Catherine." "seeks by some means" "I have no male heir, Catherine." "to dispossess you of your inheritance..." "I have no male heir, Catherine." "And in that way, to revenge himself on me." "And in that way," "He's a diabolical man, Catherine." "He will stop at nothing" "He's a diabolical man, Catherine." "to bring down those he hates." "He's a diabolical man, Catherine." "She might have been living yet had it not been for him." "She might have been living yet" "Dearest Catherine." "Why have you not come back to me?" "Every day..." "I wait for you." "Every day..." "My one waking thought has been of you." "My one waking thought" "PerhapsUncleEdgar hasforbiddenyou tovisitWutheringHeights." "PerhapsUncleEdgar" "Youmustfindaway ofseeingme again." "PerhapsUncleEdgar" "Mylifedidn'tbegin untilI sawyourface." "Mylifedidn'tbegin" "Why have you not come back to me?" "Why have you not" "Catherine?" "I have waited so long." "Now, sign it..." "Now," "Linton." "(dooropens)" "Are you sick?" "No, I'm feeling better." "I'm just tired." "Are you sick?" "Oh." "Are you sick?" "Well, cousin, I'm here at your command." "You look well, Miss Linton." "Miss Linton?" "You look well, Miss Linton." "(chuckles)" "You look well, Miss Linton." "Miss Linton." "You look well, Miss Linton." "My father is gravely ill after fighting" "You look well, Miss Linton." "to come here because you begged me to." "You look well, Miss Linton." "What is it you want of me?" "You look well, Miss Linton." "(doorlocking)" "You look well, Miss Linton." "My house isn't stricken with the plague." "Sit down and have some tea." "My house isn't stricken with the plague." "Miss Linton," "I..." "Miss Linton," "I give you what I have." "Miss Linton," "The present is hardly worth accepting, but I have nothing else to offer." "The present is hardly worth accepting," "It is my son." "The present is hardly worth accepting," "Linton." "The present is hardly worth accepting," "What are you saying?" "The present is hardly worth accepting," "Father wants us to be married." "He knows Uncle Edgar won't allow it while he lives," "Father wants us to be married." "but he's afraid of my dying if we wait." "Father wants us to be married." "So we are to be married tonight," "Father wants us to be married." "and then Father will be master of the Grange." "Father wants us to be married." "I'm not afraid of you." "Give me that key." "I'm not afraid of you." "(laughing)" "(grunting)" "Help me!" "(gasping)" "Help me!" "No one knows you're here, Catherine." "I swear, you will not leave this house" "No one knows you're here, Catherine." "until I am your father." "No one knows you're here, Catherine." "The only father you'll have in a day or two." "Oh, you're not afraid of me." "Your courage is well-disguised." "Oh, you're not afraid of me." "I am afraid now, because if I stay, my father will be miserable." "I am afraid now," "Let me go home." "I am afraid now," "His happiest days were over when your days began." "He cursed you," "His happiest days were over when your days began." "as I did, for coming into this world." "His happiest days were over when your days began." "Weep away." "His happiest days were over when your days began." "It'll be your chief diversion hereafter." "His happiest days were over when your days began." "Mr. Heathcliff, you're a cruel man," "His happiest days were over when your days began." "but you're not a fiend." "His happiest days were over when your days began." "If my father died before I returned," "His happiest days were over when your days began." "could I bear to live?" "His happiest days were over when your days began." "I'm going to kneel here, at your feet," "His happiest days were over when your days began." "and I'll not get up," "His happiest days were over when your days began." "till you look back at me." "His happiest days were over when your days began." "Don't turn away." "Look." "His happiest days were over when your days began." "Have you never loved anybody in all your life?" "His happiest days were over when your days began." "Never?" "His happiest days were over when your days began." "Keep your fingers off." "Move or I'll kick you." "Keep your fingers off." "How the devil can you dream of fawning on me?" "Keep your fingers off." "I detest you." "Ellen!" ""I require and charge you both," ""as you will answer at the dreadful day of judgment," ""I require and charge you both," ""when the secrets of all hearts should be disclosed," ""I require and charge you both," ""that if either of you know any impediment" ""I require and charge you both," ""why ye may not be lawfully joined together in matrimony," ""I require and charge you both," ""ye do now confess it." ""I require and charge you both," ""For be ye well assured," ""I require and charge you both," ""that so many as are coupled together" ""I require and charge you both," ""otherwise than God's Word doth allow," ""I require and charge you both," ""are not joined together by God." ""I require and charge you both," ""Neitheristheir" ""I require and charge you both, matrimonylawful."" ""I require and charge you both," "I've been waiting for you to come." "Is it true you've married?" "I have." "Is it true you've married?" "You happy?" "Is it true you've married?" "Yes." "Your fortune belongs to Heathcliff now." "Tell me you're safe." "That Linton will protect you." "Tell me you're safe." "He will protect me." "Tell me you're safe." "So be it." "I'm going to her now." "Father." "No." "CATHERINE:" "What was she like?" "NELLY:" "What was who like?" "CATHERINE:" "My mother." "She was a wild, wicked slip of a girl." "She burned too bright for this world." "Am I like her?" "I see her mostly in Hareton." "I've come to fetch you home to Wuthering Heights." "I found a new tenant for this house," "I've come to fetch you home to Wuthering Heights." "and I want my children about me." "I've come to fetch you home to Wuthering Heights." "Go make yourself ready." "I've come to fetch you home to Wuthering Heights." "I haven't been in this room since the night I returned." "I've made the sexton remove the earth from her coffin." "Aren't you ashamed to disturb the dead?" "I disturb nobody." "Aren't you ashamed to disturb the dead?" "Gave myself some ease when I saw her face again." "Gave myself some ease" "It is her as yet." "Your son is dead." "How do you feel?" "How do you feel, Catherine?" "I feel and see only death." "Come to the fire." "You must be frozen." "Get away from me." "Come to the fire." "You must be frozen." "How dare you touch me." "Come to the fire." "You must be frozen." "When I would have given my life for one kind word, when I was imprisoned," "When I would have given my life for one kind word," "You kept off." "When I would have given my life for one kind word," "Do you think I'm going to accept friendship from you now?" "Do you think I'm going to accept friendship" "I only come to this room because I'm cold." "What is it?" "My son's will." "What is it?" "He left the Grange and all your personal property to me." "What is it?" "Look where he signed it." "What is it?" ""Linton."" "What is it?" "It doesn't matter." "Nothing matters now." "It doesn't matter." "There we are." "There we are." "Shh..." "There we are." "He's just like a cart horse, isn't he?" "He does his work, gets his food," "He's just like a cart horse, isn't he?" "and sleeps." "He's just like a cart horse, isn't he?" "Do you ever dream, Hareton?" "He's just like a cart horse, isn't he?" "(roostercrowsin distance)" "He's just like a cart horse, isn't he?" "I find out that I'm glad..." "He's just like a cart horse, isn't he?" "that I should like you to be my cousin." "He's just like a cart horse, isn't he?" "Hareton?" "He's just like a cart horse, isn't he?" "Hareton?" "Do you hear?" "Hareton?" "Go to the devil and let me be." "No, I won't." "Go to the devil and let me be." "You must listen to me." "Go to the devil and let me be." "I'll go to hell body and soul" "Go to the devil and let me be." "before I look sideways at you again." "Go to the devil and let me be." "You should be friends with your cousin." "Go to the devil and let me be." "Friend?" "When she hates me?" "Go to the devil and let me be." "Thinks me not fit to wipe her shoes." "It's not I who hates you;" "it's you who hates me." "Thinks me not fit to wipe her shoes." "You hate me as much as Mr. Heathcliff does." "Thinks me not fit to wipe her shoes." "And more." "You're a damn liar!" "Thinks me not fit to wipe her shoes." "Why have I made him angry then" "Thinks me not fit to wipe her shoes." "by taking your part a hundred times?" "Thinks me not fit to wipe her shoes." "(roostercrowsin distance)" "Thinks me not fit to wipe her shoes." "I didn't know you took my part." "Mrs. Dean?" "Mm-hmm?" "Mrs. Dean?" "Please convey this gift to Mr. Hareton Earnshaw," "Mrs. Dean?" "and tell him if he'll take it" "Mrs. Dean?" "I'll come and teach him to read it." "Mrs. Dean?" "And if he refuses, I'll go upstairs" "Mrs. Dean?" "and never tease him again." "Mrs. Dean?" "So you forgive me?" "You'll be ashamed of me every day of your life." "So you forgive me?" "And the more... the more you know me." "And the more..." "So you won't be my friend?" "And the more..." "Mr. Heathcliff." "I want to make a small garden." "There'll be no gardens here." "You shouldn't grouch a few yards of earth when you've taken all my land." "You shouldn't grouch a few yards of earth" "Your land, you insolent slut?" "You shouldn't grouch a few yards of earth" "You never had any!" "And my money." "You shouldn't grouch a few yards of earth" "That's enough." "You shouldn't grouch a few yards of earth" "And Hareton's land and his money." "You must not speak to him so." "And Hareton's land and his money." "If you strike me, Hareton will defend me," "And Hareton's land and his money." "so you may as well sit down." "And Hareton's land and his money." "You dare to try and rouse him against me!" "You must learn to avoid putting me in a passion..." "You must learn to avoid or I shall really murder you sometime." "You must learn to avoid" "Come back and finish your dinner." "Go home." "You've other company." "Go home." "I don't know how you can bear to leave her." "How can you defend him?" "He's robbed you of Wuthering Heights." "How can you defend him?" "Your name's above the door." "How can you defend him?" "It doesn't matter." "If he were the devil himself, it wouldn't matter." "It doesn't matter." "How would you feel if I spoke badly of your father?" "How would you feel" "Heathcliff's not your father." "How would you feel" "He's my true father." "How would you feel" "Poor conclusion, is it not?" "My old enemies have not beaten me." "Now would be the precise time" "My old enemies have not beaten me." "to revenge myself on their children." "My old enemies have not beaten me." "I could do it." "No one could hinder me." "And where's the use?" "Eat it while it's hot." "And where's the use?" "Oh, for God sake." "please don't keep staring like that." "Oh, for God sake." "Turn around." "Tell me, are we by ourselves?" "(windwhistling)" "Tell me, are we by ourselves?" "Heathcliff." "You've not had a Bible in your hand since you were a lad." "You've not had a Bible in your hand" "Let me fetch the parson." "You've not had a Bible in your hand" "There's a strange change approaching." "There's a strange" "How do you mean, a change?" "How do you mean," "It's been a long fight." "How do you mean," "I wish it were over." "(poundingatdoor)" "Stay there." "Heathcliff." "You'll have to wait." "Heathcliff." "(horsewhinnying)" "(footstepsapproaching)" "Who are you?" "I-I'm Lockwood." "Who are you?" "Your new tenant up at the Grange." "Who are you?" "HEATHCLIFF:" "I'm surprised you'd choose a storm" "Who are you?" "to go wandering about in, Mr. Lockwood." "Who are you?" "(raindropsfalling, thunderrumbling)" "Who are you?" "(screaming)" "Who the devil put you in there?" "LOCKWOOD:" "The devil is right." "Who the devil put you in there?" "She said she'd been walking the earth for 20 years." "Catherine Linton, or Earnshaw," "She said she'd been walking the earth for 20 years." "or whatever she's called." "She said she'd been walking the earth for 20 years." "Her face." "She said she'd been walking the earth for 20 years." "She looked like..." "She said she'd been walking the earth for 20 years." "Oh, you should not have gone in there." "Will you come with me?" "No." "To you, I've made myself worse than the devil." "No." "BRONTE:" "Togethertheyare afraidofnothing." "TheywouldbraveSatan andallhislegions." "BRONTE:" "Togethertheyare afraidofnothing." "Andtheprice." "Threegravesby alow wall wherethechurchyard meetstheopenmoor." "Threegravesby alow wall" "Agenerationlostand gone." "Threegravesby alow wall" "Edgar." "Cathy." "Threegravesby alow wall" "Heathcliff." "Threegravesby alow wall" "Maytheysleepsound inthatquietearth." "Butcountryfolk" "Maytheysleepsound inthatquietearth." "willswear ontheirBibles" "Maytheysleepsound inthatquietearth." "thathestillwalks." "Maytheysleepsound inthatquietearth."

"Hey." "You're up." "Yeah." "You went out." "Yeah." "Could you...?" "Sure." "Thanks." "So I got you a" "Did you get me a latte?" "Roses." "All over Worthington." "Kind of hokey, don't you think?" "Yeah, that's exactly what I think." "It's a $500 fine to pick one of these." "Worth every penny." "So we should probably stop and think about this." "You know, about what it means." "I mean, about how this will change things." "Maybe later." "Yes." "Hello." "l was wondering if you could bring" "No, no, no." "No room service for you this morning." "What?" "We can afford it." "We?" "Okay." "My dad can afford it." "What do you say?" "Champagne?" "Bloody marys?" "I say that we're not on the set of Dynasty." "And you have class in an hour." "Now, which tie?" "I don't know." "They're both hideous." "You'll have time for fashion critiques once I get the job." "But I don't wanna be late for the interview, okay?" "I'm sure that it is just a technicality." "Trust me." "When my dad pulls strings, they stay pulled." "How do you think I got into Worthington?" "Are they supposed to be this tight?" "You have actually worn a tie before, haven't you, Pacey?" "Of course I have." "Once." "Once?" "Yes, once." "Okay, wish me luck." "I'm out the door." "Luck." "Yes, hello. ls this room service?" "Oh, my gosh." "You know my name." "How cool." "Yeah, I'm feeling a little continental this morning." "Okay, so we share the art history." "All this Kafka is mine, and they gave us a math book by mistake." "I'll take that, thank you very much." "Wait a second, math?" "Don't tell me you actually took my advice." "Stranger things have happened." "And this has nothing to do with the fact that a certain someone teaches math?" "Are you implying there's anything wrong with taking an interest in someone's life's work?" "I think it's a slippery slope." "I mean, one minute you're taking an interest, and the next you're sublimating your own thoughts and desires, and for what?" "For a chance to participate in the great patriarchal heterosexist fraud that is better known as monogamy?" "is that how you wanna spend your golden years?" "Folding some man's laundry and pretending to share an interest?" "I mean, haven't we come further as a sex--?" "What?" "Hi." "Hi. I'm sorry, are we bothering you?" "Because if it's not too much trouble, you could get your own conversation." "No." "Sorry." "I've been sitting trying to figure out where l met you before and suddenly I realized I've never met you before." "Great." "Well, I'm really glad that we got that figured out." "I've heard you on the radio." "She was on the radio." "Well, you were." "She was very good too." "Okay, you got me. I'm busted." "I was on the radio." "But I'm not anymore, so...." "Thank you very much for listening and bye-bye." "So did you get fired, or what?" "What is this, an interview?" "I'm just curious." "Well, let's just say that I had some artistic differences with the new management." "Fine." "Then we'll just say that." "Fine." "Excuse me, young man." "Would you care to join us?" "It's 8:35 on Saturday morning." "The phone rings." "Who is it?" "Cable company, phone company, debt consolidators." "Why do they keep calling back?" "Because it works." "Now if you don't think you can do that, if you don't think you can commit to becoming the lowest form of life, the kind that lives by his wits the kind that doesn't take " no" for an answer, then I suggest you leave." "No." "You know what?" "In fact, I insist you leave." "Right now." "All right, then." "To clarify: the hours are long, the pay is crap." "When you're not working, you will be studying for your stockbroker exam." "There are no second chances. lf you do not pass this test on your first try you will be let go from the program and replaced by one of a zillion other guys who would kill to have this job." "Questions?" "Well, given how completely and historically screwed the market is right now, why would any sane person want this job?" "Same reason people play the lottery." "You mean money?" "No." "Not that there's anything wrong with money." "I mean hope." "That tiny surge of adrenaline that courses through your veins right before you check the winning numbers." "That's what we're selling here." "That's what every stockbroker sells." "And you all wouldn't be here if you didn't want some of it." "Those of you who want it bad enough, I'll see you Monday." "Otherwise, disperse." "I actually do have one more question." "Shoot." "Who the hell are you?" "Rich Rinaldi." "Pacey Witter." "And, Mr. Rinaldi, I don't need till Monday morning. I'm in, right now." "Look forward to working with you, Pacey." "Okay." "And you might wanna rethink that suit." "Seems a little gay." "Hi." "Hi." "You look beautiful." "Thank you." "Do you have to work today?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "But I was thinking we could get together later on." "Great." "Like around 5?" "Sure." "Okay." "l'll call you." "Great." "Not like, " l'll call you," like the bad cliché." "Like I say I'll call you and never do." "Not like the standard blowoff you get from the frat guy trying to make a graceful exit from an embarrassing hookup?" "Yes. I mean, no." "Not like that." "Not embarrassing?" "None of that." "No." "So I guess we're in agreement that since last night words have lost all meaning." "Because I spent 1 5 minutes in that bathroom trying to think of something to say to you." "And, well, all I could come up with was " hi."" "I liked it." "It was heartfelt and sincere." "lt was idiotic." "l can top that." "The note that I left on your pillow this morning?" "Four drafts." "I spent an hour trying to come up with something meaningful to say to you." "Something that would encapsulate how I felt about us, about sex about the most incredible night of my life." "Know what I came up with?" ""Went out for breakfast."" "Four of the dumbest words, and not one of them says what I meant to say." "I have to get that." "Hello." "Leery, I'm waiting." "Why am I waiting?" "Because you're not bloody here." "Sorry. I was" "You're gonna get your ass here." "That's what you're gonna do." "Go." "Call me later." "Okay." "And then we can talk." "We can finish what we were" "Right, but I have one important thing to ask you right now." "What?" "What happened to the other three drafts?" "I tossed them in the dumpster." "I see." "When you went out to get coffee?" "Yeah." "I thought that was a little suspicious." "It was, actually, and now that you mention it" "Todd calling." "How could you tell?" "I'm assuming "Satan" could only be one person other than Beelzebub himself." "Hello." "l need a triple espresso and some sort of pastry-type situation." "Preferably Italian." "l'm on my way." "Go." "Get out of here." "I'm afraid to see what happens if the devil calls three times in one hour." "Before I leave, I just wanna make certain" "Dawson." "Shut up." "Bye." "Would you murder someone in this alley?" "You, for wanting to change a location 1 8 other people signed off on." "Here." "No speech on how you're too good to get my coffee?" "No 20-minute tirade on how it's cold?" "l must be mellowing." "Or I've been bringing you decaf all summer." "Which would explain the lack of yelling at you this morning..." "...when you failed to show up." "That was a lack of yelling?" "You weren't in your room, either." "No." "I spent the night at a friend's." "A friend's?" "Had I known you had any friends I wouldn't have wasted production dollars on lodging you." "Well?" "Details?" "Not a chance." "Every good thing that's happened in my life I've talked out of existence." "l'm not gonna do that this time." "Suit yourself." "What am I doing today?" "Find out when you get there." "Fair enough." "Excuse me." "Yeah." "You don't remember me, but" "No, yeah." "Sure." "Nice to see you again." "Excuse me." "Sorry, I don't have time to chitchat." "I'm not attempting to forge some kind of social connection." "Good, because" "You can apologize and we'll move on." "Apologize?" "Yeah." "It's simple." "You read the book, you come to class." "Preferably in that order." "You finished?" "Yes." "Good." "You bumped into me now in your dash to read the lunch specials?" "Well, I'm sorry." "Thank you." "Didn't realize you were so delicate." "Hey." "You came back." "Joey, right?" "From last night?" "Yeah." "You decided the glamour and prestige of waitressing was for you after all." "Well, let's just say I'm currently realigning my life priorities." "Getting your bum grabbed by a bunch of sadistic drunks is in your top five?" "No, but I'm trusting my instincts for a change." "So is the job still available?" "I'll put a word in with the manager." "In the meantime, fill this out." "Thank you." "No problem." "He doesn't eat here often, does he?" "Him?" "Not particularly, no." "But he does work here." "He's the bartender." "So no classes today either?" "No, I had to shop." "You know, for the thing tonight." "Oh, honey, don't put the" "Something smells good." "Here." "Bon appétit." "Oh, yeah." "Thanks." "That's okay." "So, what's the verdict, man?" "I saw five apartments this morning, leading me to the conclusion that everything in our price range is disgusting and roach-infested." "Except for this place I looked at yesterday." "Yeah, but is it clean?" "It's immaculate." "Jack, I'm scandalized." "is that an obviously gay trait that you just revealed to us?" "I'm clean." "Try living with someone's grandmother for a few years." "The solution here is obvious." "We gotta go back." "We gotta try again." "We have to convince this woman why it is she wants to live with us." "If she doesn't wanna live with guys, she doesn't wanna live with guys." "Who can blame her?" "Who wants to deal with shaving hairs in the sink when you're trying to brush your teeth?" "As much as I love you, you're missing the point." "He is a neat guy." "That's one way of putting it." "And you are a slob." "Admit it, you're not just a guy, you're a guy's guy." "Okay, granted, yesterday I may have been a guy's guy." "Today, I am a guy with a job." "You got it?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Congrats, dude." "Not so much a job as an opportunity to become the lowest form of life." "Which I'll explain later, because right now we have an apartment to get." "We?" "Yes, we." "Swallow." "Hello?" "Hi, I was...." "l was wondering if I could come look at the apartment today." "No, I think it's nice." "Yeah, that's what everybody says." ""Oh, you live with your grandma." "That's so sweet."" "How do they know I don't beat her and leave her tied to the radiator all winter?" "ls this a cry for help?" "Do I look like I need help?" "No." "Actually, you look like someone who'd probably be good at giving it." "Oh, God." "What?" "No. lt's not your fault." "This is my fault." "This has happened to me before." "This religion thing is not really" "God!" "No." "Not God." "Not God." "I'm gonna go." "Wait, look." "You're right." "I do want something from you." "Several things, actually." "But, first, I want you to sit back down." "Okay, I'll perch." "Fine." "l'm not fully committing to the sitting." "Understood." "I could leave at any moment if you continue to not say anything." "Sorry, this is kind of a difficult thing to phrase properly." "No matter how I say it, I'm gonna sound like a total dork, so...." "Have you ever heard of The Stand?" "Bye-bye." "Wait a second." "Wait a second." "It's not a religion." "It's a peer counselling program." "You're saying I need counselling?" "No. I'm saying I think you could give counselling." "Oh, you mean help people?" "All I'm asking is that you come to an information session tonight." "It starts at 7." "And you'll be there?" "Yeah, I'll be there." "I think I made a huge mistake." "Excuse me?" "A wrong turn or something." "This can't be the place I'm supposed to meet you." "There's no "here" here." "Wrong again." "What is this place?" "Where we're shooting the movie." "Most of it." "Did I say it takes place in the '7 0s?" "No." "A bunch of teenagers obsessed with the Boston Strangler spend the weekend at this old house in Cape Cod scaring the crap out of each other, of course." "Sounds familiar." "Yeah." "I'm proud of the set." "Todd let me have a lot of input into the design." "Why is that?" "Because I'm a valued assistant." "I suspected as much." "And he doesn't trust his production designer." "A notoriously shifty race of people." "And he has no idea what a typical American house should look like." "A typical American house?" "Come on." "Dawson, this is incredible." "All that stuff about "you can't go home again"?" "You can." "Through the magic of movies." "Isn't your mom gonna freak when she sees your house in a horror movie?" "It won't be good for property values, but you gotta admit, it's kind of cool." "It's more than cool." "Dawson, this is spectacular." "It's like it's your movie." "Except it's not." "I'm just the director's assistant." "You have to admit you've come a long way since Sea Creatures From the Deep." "I mean it's like it's the real thing." "As real as something can be that's entirely an illusion." "Entirely?" "See for yourself." "We kind of ran out of money." "Leery, you sick bastard." "How many times have I told you" "Hello, hello, hello." "Leery's got a bird." "Todd, Joey." "Joey, Todd." "Hey." "Hi." "Joey goes to Worthington." "What's that, like, a college?" "Yeah." "Never heard of it." "So, what do you think of our set?" "It's amazing." "It will be." "You still got that list of all the things wrong with it?" "I already got the art department started on the corrections." "Excellent." "We're coming back and filming in two weeks, you know." "That's what I heard." "So you'll come back and visit us then, then?" "I hope so." "Okay." "Bye." "You've giving me the bum's rush out of here, isn't you?" "is that so you can take the night off with that bird?" "Something like that." "What time do we go to the airport tomorrow?" "Eight o'clock." "Wake-up call, 7:30." "Second wake-up call, 7:45." "Right." "So I'll see you then." "Go get them, tiger." "Nice place." "Yeah." "Yeah, this is definitely the one." "So we're all clear on what we need to do here, right?" "It might actually be a little too nice." "Audrey." "Yes, clear." "Audrey Liddell, character witness for the defence." "Whatever." "Hello?" "Hi. I'm here about the apartment." "I remember you." "For yourself?" "In a way, yes." "In a way that involves you living here and me never having to see either of these wastrels again for the rest of my natural-born life?" "Not exactly, no." "I'm afraid there's been some sort of mistake." "Hold on a second." "You're not gonna let the woman speak her mind?" "The fact that she's with you raises doubts as to whether she has one." "I just want a second chance because I obviously did not make the best first impression." "But I'm positive, if you did give me a second chance I could sell you on the benefits of living with two" "Yeah, hi?" "We thought it over and we'll take it." "Sorry. lt's too late." "Nice tie, by the way." "So as I was saying, most of what we do around here is simply information and referrals." "And 99 times out of 1 00 just reminding someone to take a deep breath and to keep on breathing is enough." "Tomorrow will be another day." "For you too." "Which brings me to our number one rule around here:" "Never be afraid to ask for a hug at the end of a tough day." "Hey, Jen." "Hi." "You made it." "Yep." "Made it." "Well, let's go." "We're late." "You know, I'm sorry." "I can't go back in there." "Back in there?" "Yeah, I was already in there." "I saw the posters, the.... lt's just that it's not for me." "The hugging and the "one day at a time."" "I see." "So you're one of those people who've found some other way to live." "One that doesn't involve one day at a time." "I don't wanna knock your system." "I'm sure it's a good system, but-- lt's not cool enough for you." "That's fine." "No, I didn't say that." "I mean, honestly, I think it's really nice that you have something that you believe in like that." "You say that like it's a bad thing." "No, it's just I'm not much of a joiner." "It was really nice to meet you." "And good luck, and bye." "So then, why did you come?" "That's not obvious?" "For argument's sake, let's say it's not." "I made myself this promise over the summer." "What was that?" "That no matter what, I would really do things differently this year try to make new friends." "And I can't do that by pretending to be somebody that I'm not, because those friends that I make would think I'm something that I'm not." "And what aren't you?" "Well, for starters, I'm not as great as a person as you think I am." "Well, that's too bad." "It was nice to meet you." "No matter what happens this year, I hope you do one thing." "What's that?" "Change your mind about yourself." "You're gonna have to take my word for this but lesbians are notorious for committing too soon." "They're gonna be splitsville, and throwing appliances at each other." "How do you know I'm not gonna be throwing my appliances at you?" "And, for that matter, how do you know I'm not a lesbian?" "That's a good point." "And you make your living selling." "It's just, I...." "When you think about this, you're going to realize the benefits to living with us far outweigh the disadvantages." "Think." "How is it that schlubs like us can afford to live in a place like this?" "Because the neighbourhood is not great." "Right?" "So give me that one." "Living with guys, it's like having free security." "Secondly, I'm a fantastic cook. I'll cook you anything, anytime, anywhere." "But the pièce de résistance, and we discussed this last night I am a thoroughly monogamous, domesticated, American male with a girlfriend." "A steady girlfriend." "Yeah, it's true, you know, about the cooking." "Although, we'll probably be breaking up soon, and then God knows what string of ho's he'll have running through here." "And he's really noisy too, especially when he's having" "Honey?" "Darling." "Sweetheart?" "Yes." "Sidebar." "Sure." "Excuse me." "Well, it's a pretty cool place." "Yeah." "But she told you about the mice problem, right?" "Oh, God. I thought you were gonna be helping on this." "I didn't like the situation last night, and now I see you bantering with that girl, I like it even less." "That girl?" "That girl hates me." "l know." "She hates you too much." "I don't trust it." "No problem." "Thank you very much." "Let's go." "Hey, hey!" "No." "Hello." "Wait!" "Please stop." "Where are you going?" "Hello?" "Hi!" "Wait!" "What did you say?" "My love for this apartment knows no ethical boundaries." "I'm sorry that took so long." "No problem." "So I was thinking...." "Always a dangerous proposition." "Yeah." "I'm thinking I wanna take you out tonight." "For your birthday, officially." "If you don't have other plans." "Well, considering no one else even remembered my birthday I can't imagine any other plans I would have." "But, Dawson, I'd kind of like to change first." "I thought maybe we could have a drink before dinner." "Kind of hokey, don't you think?" "Yeah, that's exactly what I think." "You put a little thought into this." "Just a little." "There must be, like, $1 00 worth of stuff in here." "More like $200." "" Dear Todd, thanks for choosing us." "We look forward to processing your dailies"?" "Champagne?" "Dawson, isn't Satan gonna notice if this is gone?" "You know how many gift baskets a director gets before a production?" "How many?" "A lot." "A toast." "To Joey Potter." "On her 1 9th birthday, a day that will live in infamy." "A great day." "And one that hasn't ended yet." "It's late, isn't it?" "Guess we sort of lost track of time." "Yeah, in a good way." "Meaning?" "Time's the enemy, right?" "Our enemy?" "You're not planning on turning into a pumpkin at midnight?" "No, but I am leaving tomorrow." "And then what?" "And then I come back." "Back to what, exactly?" "To us." "Do you hear something?" "Nope." "You should answer that, you know." "Why?" "Because you love your job." "Not him." "You're lying." "No, I'm not." "Dawson, yes, you are." "l'm not." "Hey, Joey." "Give me" "Yep." "Who's the girl?" "Joey" "No, who's the girl calling your cell phone?" "That's not fair." "No, tell me." "Who is it?" "Nobody." "Nobody." "That's interesting because she" "She's a friend." "She's a friend from L.A." "First she's nobody, now a friend." "Which is it?" "She's just a girl." "She's a girl I've been kind of seeing." "Hi!" "Are you guys gonna stand out here all night?" "Because we're trying" "Not very successfully, mind you." "to throw you a surprise party." "Hey, surprise!" "Happy birthday!" "You hate it, don't you?" "No." "Lucky me." "Do you love it?" "I got it at Fred Segal, so you can't return it." "Not that you would, because it's totally stunning and everything." "I love it, Audrey. lt's great." "It's just what I wanted." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Joey, is something wrong?" "Oh, no." "God, no, I...." "Excuse me for a second." "You have a girlfriend?" "I slept with you last night, and you have a girlfriend?" "This is a very unhappy birthday." "I said I'd been seeing someone." ""Seeing someone"?" "What the hell does that mean?" "I don't know." "The point is I broke up with her when something happened between us." "How, in your mind?" "First thing this morning." "Where you think I went when I left?" "For breakfast." "I didn't know you got up early to break up with someone else." "Well, you rather I didn't?" "No." "I'd rather you weren't involved with someone when we finally sleep together." "I'm sorry if this ruins the fantasy, but this girl means nothing to me" "You should've told me!" "When?" "Where?" "Before!" "Joey, stop!" "Why?" "Why stop now?" "Everyone who thinks Dawson should've told me he had a girlfriend before he slept with me, raise your hand." "You're blowing this out of proportion." "Maybe you guys should just take a breather, let cooler heads prevail." "Or we could just leave." "That's a great idea." "Let's go." "No, I can't." "Honey, now's not the time." "I'm sorry. I know Dawson's our friend too but I personally cannot leave until Joey says it's okay." "lt's fine, Audrey." "Okay, good." "Happy birthday, Jo." "They'll rip each other's heads off." "Let's just go." "We didn't talk this summer which was your choice as much as mine." "So I asked you to lie to me?" "Joey we both know if either of us had stopped and thought for even a second last night, then what we did never would've happened." "And I, for one, am not sorry that it did." "If you are, that's a completely separate argument." "That's actually a much bigger deal" "Dawson, you have a girlfriend." "How is that not a big deal?" "Had a girlfriend, Joey." "I'm willing to admit that the timing on this is far from perfect." "But I'm sick of waiting for this " perfect timing" that's never gonna happen." "Oh, you're right." "You know it's better to just get it over with and move on." ""'Slept with Joey.' Just cross that off my list of things to do."" "You know that's not how I think." "How do I know?" "I haven't talked to you all summer." "Apparently, you've changed so much" "You think I'd wanna sleep with you and not want it to mean more?" "You think I waited for us to have one night together..." "...then go our separate ways?" "l'm sorry you got sick of waiting." "I'm sorry that I wanted our first time to mean something more than-- lt does mean more, Joey." "I mean, it means everything to me." "l don't know what it means to you." "You're saying I wanted this?" "No." "That would involve you knowing what you want which we know is not likely to happen anytime this decade." "Oh, great, you know." "Use something I said when I was a child." "You're still a child, Joey." "You're still the same scared little girl who" "Who what?" "Who what, Dawson?" "Who broke your heart?" "God. ls the statute of limitations ever gonna end on that one?" "Ever?" "I'm sorry I don't have the same dreams I had when I was 1 5 years old." "And I'm sorry that I moved on faster than you did, but you know what?" "Maybe not everything that happens to you is my fault." "And maybe just because I want more from my life than" "More than what?" "More than us?" "You don't know, do you?" "You've never known." "Since I've known you, all you've wanted to do is escape." "From me, from Capeside." "You say that I'm the dreamer." "I'm the one who doesn't wanna live in the real world." "Well, I'm doing it, Joey." "Right now. I'm living in the real world." "It's you who wants the fantasy." "l want the fantasy?" "Yes." "Who lit the candles?" "Who bought the champagne?" "Who dumped who four years ago?" "Joey, I know what I want." "I've always known what I want." "Before we destroy whatever chance we might have at a relationship I'm asking you, please, stop and think about this." "is this really what you want?" "is this really the way that you want things to end between us?" "They do this all the time, right?" "No big whoop." "I mean, it's normal to fight." "It's healthy." "" Healthy" isn't the word I'd use to describe their relationship." "I'm all for Will-they and Won't-they finally getting their shot but for people to be that dependent on each other for happiness is-- lncredibly romantic?" "Or perhaps structurally unsound?" "Yeah, I'll second that." "Wait." "All of a sudden you're coming out as some sort of nonbeliever?" "Hey, let's not forget who broke them up the first time around." "Jen?" "Don't look at me. I'm too messed up in this thing to have an opinion." "I am just the roadkill on the Dawson-and-Joey highway." "Okay." "Four incredibly expensive soft drinks." "Thanks." "Thank you." "Can I get you lot anything else?" "Didn't think so." "Emma, hold on a sec." "Yes?" "Listen, I just wanted to apologize for this afternoon" "You can have it." "Excuse me?" "The flat." "You can have it." "I just didn't want to give your little friend there the satisfaction." "But he was right about the security." "The neighbours got broken into twice last year." "So, if you like, you can move in at the weekend." "You will not regret this." "Oh, yes, I will." "Thank you." "So, what did she say?" "We're moving in this weekend." "Seriously?" "Yes!" "Okay, I suppose a toast is in order." "Though why I should be toasting to you leaving me alone is beyond me." "And I don't think I should celebrate something that could be the death knell of my relationship." "We're in a bit of a bind then, because we need a toast." "Well, to friendship, then." "To friendship." "To friendship." "To friendship." "What time's your flight?" "Ten." "You should probably allow extra time." "I will." "Why are you doing this, Joey?" "We're doing this, Dawson." "It's what we do." "It's what we always do." "Last night was real." "Today was real." "It's you, not me who doesn't want the realities of an adult relationship." "You're right." "That's it?" "I'm right?" "I want the fantasy." "I want more than anything for us to be together." "But not like this." "Not screaming at the top of our lungs about things that happened years ago." "But if we can't argue like this and get past it, then...." "Maybe there's nothing here worth saving." "Maybe last night was just...." "Just what?" "Just two old friends making a huge mistake." "If that's the way you feel, then I should go." "Subtitles by sdl Media Group"

"Subtitles by DramaFever" "Young!" "Young!" "Young!" "Young!" "Young!" "You will need a different line of work with that arm." "Go home kid." "What the heck?" "Just leave me be." "Shut up!" "I'm not like you." "Hold on, we're almost at the hospital." "Just hang on." "Moo Chul." "What the heck!" "She will be fine when she wakes up." "The nurse will stay." "Soo." "I'm leaving." "Young will be fine." "You don't need to come out." "Soo." "Moo Chul..." "He's gone." "He was sick." "For a long time." "Jin Sung called me when I was on my way here." "He lived like a dog." "And died like a dog." "We're cremating him tomorrow." "You don't need to come." "You're here..." "in this room." "Young." "Sleep more." "I had dinner with Mom last night." "It was like a James Bond mission to not get caught by Dad." "They are out for a walk." "I came to ask you to come back to Young." "It was I who made Young who she is today." "With what justification?" " Who are you?" " His money that you borrowed was bait." "If you win money with Kim's money, that won't be your winning." " Even if you had won..." " You bastard!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "I'm going to kill him." "Watch out for Kim." "I will get going then." "I don't want to wake your brother." "Are you asleep?" "Young, did you watch the video?" "Go to the greenhouse." "I know you don't want to hear it, but I have something to tell you." "Young!" "[You already] You already know who I am." "But Young, will you hear me out in the video clip?" "By the time you see this." "I won't be there with you." "I can bear with the idea of leaving you." "It's saddens me that I can't do anything for you as a person, to a person." "Right now you..." "Young." "After I met you..." "I thought that the world was fair for the first time." "My life was thrown away like a piece of trash." "But it was not sorry for the first time." "Thanks to you." "Good luck with the surgery." "Young." "If it's over between us..." "I wanted to say, stay well." "If it's not over..." "I wanted to say, let's see each other some time." "I want to tell you what I could not tell you." "Starting with what I had thought of you when we had first met." "When I fell in love with you." "How beautiful you were." "And..." "And I want to pay for what I've done." "Also..." "How much your real brother loved you." "Also..." "Young." "Where are you?" "Young." "I'm hungry." "How about the potato soup I made you?" "Okay." "I want to stay with you." "I need you next to me." " Okay." " I'm going to carry you." "How is it?" "Is it better than the soup I made you at the cabin?" "Yeah." "I should become a cook." "I cook for Jin Sung and Hee Sun sometimes." " They like it." " I like cooking." "You're eating well." "Attorney Jang is coming to Seoul." "Oh yeah, Jin Sung and Hee Sun are going back to our hometown." "They are probably going to get married there." " When..." " When Attorney Jang gets here." "You can go." "I can't forgive you." "I can't understand how you couldn't even make an excuse." "I don't want to admit it." "But I can't be a better person." "Even if you didn't take the money... it will not bring everything back to where it was." "I know." "Like what you said in the video." "If it's not over between us..." "After my surgery..." "If I'm still breathing then..." "I will see you then." "Let's talk then." "When that time comes, you will answer all of my questions without hiding anything." "If you had really loved me." "How guilty did you feel while you loved me..." "Did it really hurt you as much as it hurt me when you were lying..." "And..." "Where did you bury my brother, or which river did you spray his ashes?" "You will answer all my questions honestly." "Yeah." "But..." "We can postpone your excuses for later." "But just in case..." "I have to tell you what I want to say right now." "When you were gone and I couldn't see you..." "The hardest part was that I still missed you." "I guess it wasn't over for me either when I let you go." "Even at the moment when I wanted to end it..." "A part of me still wanted you to run back to me." "When I had slit my wrist, I looked forward to you opening my door instead of feeling scared." "As if I never wanted to die once." "Look at me." "I still have a lot to tell you." "But... today..." "This is..." "Not over between us." "After the surgery goes well..." "Later... just like now..." "We will be able to talk, right?" "You and I?" "Don't cry." "I love you very much." "I love you." "I'm leaving." "Okay." " See you later." " See you." "I hope that you like me when you see me after the surgery." "Yeah." "Go." "You said that you were in a hurry." "Yeah." "This is Oh Soo, Secretary Wang." "I know." "I was foolish." "I shouldn't have made you leave Young." "Stay with Young." "You're the only one I can leave Young with." "Please." "Young worries about you not taking the money." "She wants you to take them." "I really don't need them anymore." "I read in the newspaper that Jo Moo Chul died of an illness." "Does that end everything?" "Yes." "Young must be cold." "I think I have to get going." "I will call you when she goes to the hospital for her surgery." "Okay." "Young!" "Let's eat breakfast." "We have to hurry to the hospital." "On my way." "I can smell something nice." "How did you know?" "Huh?" "From left to right." "Doraji, Jooksun, Gomak, Myungran, and clams." "I thought that soup is best served bland." "It was made with vegetable broth." "Let's eat." "Hey!" "Pack them nicely." "Help us!" "Hey!" "This is the last drink of my life." "Leave me alone." "What is he saying?" "He says that he will call himself a bastard if he ever drinks again after moving." "I can drop the honorifics then." "What?" "You know me." "I can really do it." "Should I try it?" "Hey!" "Who taught you manners?" "Did you tell your parents that you're going?" "I wanted to save the surprise." "What if they get heart attacks?" "They will beat me up with a club first before they get them." "Pack up already." "We have to pack up the house too." "Move it!" "Move it!" "Move it!" "You look comfortable." "Yeah." "I am comfortable." "Even if this is the end." "I think that I had been really happy while I was alive." "Of course, it will be better if I wake up." "The success rate is higher than 50% with that kind of an attitude." "Why?" "Because the doctor is not pressured." "The surgery is tomorrow at 8." "I will see you then." "I'm going to the nurse room." "Young." "I want you to know something before your surgery." "You can't live alone." "Not because you're handicapped..." "But because none of us can do anything alone." "Just like how I could live because you were there." "Even if you can't open your eyes again after the surgery..." "I don't want blindness to haunt you any longer." "But I'm still sorry." "I'm really sorry." "You're such a bad hugger." "Had I known earlier that you were just terrible at expressing your love for me..." "I wouldn't have been as lonely." "The game is long." "I'm going to Young's hospital right after the game." "You leave first." "I will call you." "Hug me." "Your boyfriend is right here." "I will see you at home." "Hold on." "Bye." "Bye." "We randomly select the deck of cards we all brought." "One deck of cards cannot be played for more than three games." "It will be a tournament." "The final winner will win the entire pot of 7 billion Won. (7 million USD)" "It will be played in teams of two except for Oh Soo." "He's going solo." "Let's all get started then." "Let's have fun." "Young is getting her surgery tomorrow at 8." "I want you to come before that." "Fold." "Congratulations." "How are you going to win 7 billion?" "I still have a lot to tell you." "But I don't think it's over between us..." "I'm here, Soo." "7 billion my ass." "You're about to lose your money." "Play with Jin Sung." " Hold on!" " Soo!" "Are you out of your mind?" "From now on, you will only be admitted inside with me." "Come in." "You will end up matching up against me later." "See you then." " I will give you half if I win." " Get ready." "Excuse me." "What did you say?" "Hurry up!" "It's two already." "We're going to get there at night." "Let's go." "Okay." "Call." " Fold." " Fold." "Call." "Fold." "Fold." " All in." " All in." "Fold." "Revealing cards." "A pair of 10's." "Come out." "Are you out of your mind?" "What's wrong with you?" "How about it?" "You should buy in now." "If I lose, I will just have to die." "That's it for me." "But not for you." "You can't get my money." "Your club is sold." "This is the only club you've got." "Yeah, Oh Soo." "You're the man." " I heard that you're almost bankrupt." " You bastard!" "What are you going to do?" "Are you going to buy in?" "Or are you going to take our useless lives?" "You decide." "Bring the chips." "Bring the chips!" "All-in this game before the dealing." "How about it?" "Call." "How about you?" "Hey Potato!" "This is our last game." "What is it?" "Okay, the camera is on." "Watch." "You see what's going on now?" "If any of us can't get out of here safely after we win..." "They are going to call the cops right away." "Jin Sung you bastard." "We never spent your money, but you said that we have." "You forged documents to turn us in." "So we can't trust you." "Shall we begin now?" "Good, good." "Deal the cards." "Inhale in." "Exhale out." " I will see you later." " What is it?" "9, 10, Jack, Queen, King." "Straight flush." "Yes, Mi Ra." "Is Young in surgery now?" "I'm on my way to Young right now." "Yeah, I'm on my way." "You can keep all this trash." "It's even between us." "Where are they?" "Daejeongri intersection?" "Hee Sun, where are you?" "We're almost there." "Daejeongri intersection." "Hello?" "Jin Sung!" "Father." "Did she cry before the surgery?" "She went in smiling?" "I see." "Secretary Wang came." "That's good." "Hello?" "Oh Soo!" "Hello?" "Oh Soo!" "Jin Sung." "Jin Sung." "Jin Sung." "Why?" "Young." "Wait for me." "[Spring next year]" " Hi!" " Hi." "Another step in front of you." "Hi." " Hi." " Watch your step." "Watch out for the step." "It was not a lie." "However, it was not waiting for the mosquito..." "Sometimes, it seemed what was coming was different from what it was waiting for." "Whatever comes is what we are truly waiting for." "Just like you." "I can see something new now that I can't see with my eyes." "I can hear people breathe." "I can hear myself breathing." "You've finally met the new world." "It feels good to help people." "Me too." "Stop the car here." "I thought you were going to the welfare center." "We're not there yet." "I know, I like the wind." "I want to walk." "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "So Young Chul!" "Do you know that Hee Sun slept with me?" "Hey is that true?" "Yeah." "Get off." "What a loser." "That's the third one." "Can you stop already?" "I just got a ride on his bike." "Are you mad?" "You're so cute when you're angry." "You know we're going to Soo's tomorrow right?" "Which flower should we bring?" "It was baby's breath last time." "What should we bring this time?" "Lamb's ears just like Young." "That will be good." "Lamb's ears." "That will be good." "I'm sorry, but we're on a break." "Come back tonight." "You're late today." "It's your break time isn't it?" "As always, but we left yours." "Will you wait at the table under the sunlight?" " We have herbal tea for you." " Thank you." "The weather is really nice today isn't it?" "Yes." "It's good." "It's really nice." "You can't see?" "You have a cane." "You've never seen a blind person?" "No, there was a girl that I really loved." "That must have been hard." "Isn't it hard when you can't look in the eyes of someone you love?" "No, it was never hard." "I always felt as if she was always looking at me." "With all of her body and her heart." "Can you see nothing at all?" "No." "I can see just enough to see that you're very good looking." "How long have you known?" "About 20 days ago." "Secretary Wang told me after my chemo ended." "I just felt that the bell I heard from your wrist was familiar." "You had never shown me your face." "You only brought tea to me." "Secretary Wang told me." "You were here since 6 months ago." "She said that you told her not to tell me." "I waited for you for a long time." "I waited until you would talk to me." "I couldn't bring myself to it." "I thought that you may not like me when you see me." "No way." "That means, you like me?" "Can we..." "Ever see each other again?" "I don't know." "Subtitles by DramaFever"

"Hi, Peggy." "We just came by to borrow some lawn chairs." "Jefferson's taking me to the beach." "The beach, huh?" "Gee, I can't remember the last time Al took me to the beach." "Can't remember the last time Al took me." " Sure as hell wasn't at the beach." " Oh, Peggy." "It's such a shame you didn't marry into your own species." "Vertebrates love to go places with their wives." " Take Jefferson." " Like you wouldn't want him back." "For example, I meant." "In the book that I got him, The Woman Is Always Right Jefferson has learned the ABC's of any good marriage are..." "Appreciation, balance and consideration." "Well, you know, Al believes in the ABC's of a good marriage too." "Only his are air conditioning, beer and " Could you shut up so I can enjoy my air conditioning and beer?"" "Come on, Marcie, your stuff's in the garage." "Al, how come you never take me to the beach?" "What's the point?" "You'd just find your way back." "I really wish you two were coming with us." "I hate seeing Al shirtless as much as anyone but there's no better way to keep the flies off the food." "On the bright side, there's no lifeguard that would give her mouth-to-beak resuscitation." "Hey, guess what happened to me today at the shoe store." "A cop came in, gave you a ticket for loitering?" "So no friends at all are enough for you now?" " I'm sorry, Al." "Go ahead." " Okay." "Jefferson, was there ever a girl in your life that you were so nuts about, so crazy for, so unbelievably in love with that you would do anything she asked you?" "Yes, Marcie." "Really?" "Yep." "Marcie McGuire, my third grade teacher." "I remember she used to wear this certain skirt and sometimes if there was a lot of static electricity in the air it would..." "Jefferson, this is my story." "What would it do?" "Cling to her bottom." "Anyway, there I was in the shoe store and guess who I heard from?" "Mary Ellen Listfield." "My Marcie McGuire." "You should've seen her." "She was the most beautiful girl in the neighbourhood." "I was so in love." "So did you do her?" "You're a toad, you know that, Jefferson?" "Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?" "Good point, Al." "You're right." "So go ahead." "What happened?" "Well, she went off to college but before she went I told her if she ever needed anything to call." " And today she did." " So now you're gonna do her." "My doing days are over, Jefferson." "I'm done." "But get this." "She's back in the neighbourhood running her father's old soda shop." "Now, a few kids in the neighbourhood are giving her a bad time." "So I'm gonna go straighten things out." " What're you gonna tell Peggy?" " Same thing I've told her my whole life." "That what I do is none of her damn business!" "Al, Al, Al." "Have you ever read the book:" "The Man Is Always Right?" "No." "Wife wouldn't let me." "Well, in the chapter titled, "My God, Is She Still Here?" it states that the longer a couple has been married the less likely a man can hide anything from his wife." "There hasn't been a woman made yet smart enough to read Al Bundy." "Hi, Peg." "What're you hiding?" " I was at the shoe store today when..." " When, when when he realized that he hasn't taken you on that second honeymoon that you've always dreamed of." "And now he is." " Now I am?" " Oh, Al, you are?" " You really do care." " But Peg, I don't." "I swear that I don't." "I gotta go tell Marcie." "Okay, I know what you're thinking." "Then why aren't you crossing your legs?" "Look, Al, don't you get it?" "Now she can't suspect anything." "All you do is you just go get a hotel near the old neighbourhood and after you take care of business, then you can go take care of business." "But that means I have to sex with my wife." "Hey." "Sometimes if you wanna win the war you have to burn the village." "Al, this is so exciting." "Look at this room." "Look at this bed." "And it's even made." "Our second honeymoon." "Just you and me together for the whole weekend." "Gee, Al, I wish you could feel my heart." "I wish I could feel your throat." "But enough foreplay." "This is our honeymoon and I say we shouldn't waste another minute of it." "Oh, baby." "Well, I haven't seen you like this since Ginger week on Gilligan's Island." "So, what'd you have in mind?" "First we get out of these clothes and then start things off with a good, long, hard nap." " Nap?" " Yes, Peg." "Just you and me." " Or better yet, just you." " But, Al, I wanted to fool around." "Oh, Peg, that'd be just like our first honeymoon." "Well, not if we fool around together." " Just a quickie, Al." " Peg." "Please, just a quickie." "I promise." "And then I'll go right to sleep." "Oh, all right." "But make it quick because I'm not in the mood..." " Hey, buddy, can you help me out?" " No, sorry, I already gave at the wife." "I'm here to see Mary Ellen." "Oh, she's upstairs." " Hey, aren't you Al Bundy?" " Himself." " How'd you know?" " Everybody knows you, Mr. Bundy." "That's the thing about coming home, they never forget you." "Say, little girl, you look familiar." "You wouldn't happen to be Mary Ellen's daughter, by any chance?" "Me?" "No." "I'm Jackie, her niece." "Yes!" "I knew it." "My dream girl's still untouched." "All Aunt Mary's kids are grown." "Oh, well, what did you expect the same little virgin you used to walk to school?" "So someone else touched her, what difference does it mak e?" "Damn slut." " Hi, Al." " Oh, Mary Ellen." "Well, you don't look like a slut at all." "Thanks, Al." "You're not exactly a sack of road apples yourself." "Well, I try to keep in shape." " It's been a long time, Al." " Yeah, it sure has." "Hey, congratulations." "Jackie tells me you had some sex." "I mean, some kids." "Yeah." "Three, actually." "How about you?" "No sex." "Two kids." "Three dollars." "Not on me." "Oh, but listen." "I gotta be honest." "I can't stay long." "The wife thinks I'm in the bathroom, so I can only stay a couple of hours." "Hey, you wanna tell me about those kids who've been hassling you?" "Well, the main one's name is Ray Ray and he's not a bad kid, actually." "In a lot of ways he reminds me of the way you were." "I don't wanna get him in trouble, Al, I just figured with you guys being so similar that..." "Here he comes." "What, this little punk?" "What's so similar about us?" "Hey, give me a couple of steak and egg sandwiches, huh?" "In my day, when two people were talking, a man would wait his turn." "Yeah, well, in your day there only were two people." "Now give me a couple of steak and egg sandwiches." "You never paid for the ones you had last night." "That's why I said "Give me."" "Do I know you, man?" "Ever hear of Al Bundy?" "Polk High." "All City." "Four touchdowns in one game." " No." " Hey, wait a minute, Ray Ray." "It's that bad check guy." "Oh, yeah." "Al Bundy." "Hey, what is up, Al?" "I was king of these streets before you were the gleam in the eyes of a couple of strangers at an Eagles concert." "And that lady you've been picking on is a friend of mine." "So as the former king of the streets to a pretender to the throne we can handle this two ways:" "Either in here like gentlemen or out there like Ren and Stimpy." "The choice is up to you." "Begging your highnesses pardon, but if I may suggest a third option." "Al, are you okay?" "You've been in there for almost two hours." "Do you need any help?" "Nope." "I'm fine." "Just savouring the moment." " AI, what happened?" " Cut myself shaving." "Hey, Peg I was king of the streets once, wasn't I?" "Of course you were king of the streets once, honey." "You and your boys." "You remember." "Crazy Andy Goozick." "Pete "The Beat" Rombalo." "Tony "The Tongue" McCullough." "Wait a second, Peg." "I never knew anyone named Tony the Tongue." "Well, I guess he must have been one of my boys." "Yeah, my boys." "That's what I need." "My boys." "Oh, no, you don't, Al." " You can do this all by yourself." " Do what, Peg?" "Yo, Ray Ray." "Okay, punk." " You okay, Skippy?" " Yeah, I'm all right." "Good." "What, do you got doughnuts in that thing?" "We walked from the car, okay?" "As I was saying now that the odds are a little fairer let's re-examine your options." "What, are we supposed to be scared?" "Well, let me tell you something about the king and his court." "Well, this certainly sucks." "But it's no time to panic." "If you're still the king just say what a king would say." "Can't we all just get along?" "Oh, please let her be asleep." "Oh, please." "Oh, please." "Oh, please." "Thank you." "Al." "Peg can't we all just get along?" "Well, well, well." "Kud." "Belly." "What are you four doing here?" "Daddy, we know what you've been doing." "It's all over town." "That I've been having sex with my wife?" "No, I'm ruined." "Not that, eggplant." "We're talking about fighting in the street with Ray Ray's boys." "Daddy, this is Chicago. 1990's." "This is not some gunfight at the "Okey" Corral." "O.K." "Yeah, I'm all right, I'm just a little pissed." "Now, kids, I appreciate your concern but I have given my word to a very dear old friend." "And as soon as I can remember her name and where she lives I'm going back there." "Have I gone yet?" " No, Dad." " Well, then give me a push." "Now help me up." "Yo, Ray." "What is it with you, Bundy?" "You still not getting enough curb in your diet?" "I mean, we knock you around, you come back." "Why?" "Why do you do it?" "For the same reason men climb mountains or sail across the sea alone." "For the only reason that a rational man would do an irrational thing like this." "Pride." "No." "Women." "I'm a moron, Ray Ray." "We're all morons." "That's what comes from being a man." "From the first little worm they dare us to eat to the last big shovelful of snow they convince us we can move." "We're nothing more to women than an amusement park ride with life insurance." "Why else would we do the idiotic things that we do?" "For example:" " You ski?" " No." "Well, you will someday if a girl wants you to." "We all will." "We'd hurdle down that mountain so fast that the crack of our bodies hitting the tree wouldn't even resonate before we'd pounce up and say, "I'm okay."" "They know we're not okay." "Even if they missed that pair of squirrels running away with our hacky sacks one glance at the colour of the snow would hint there might be some trauma." "We've all been to a weight room when a girl walks by and said to ourselves:" ""Gee, I think I'll start today's warm-up bench press with oh, nine tons."" "So you see, Ray Ray as long as there's women there'll be men around doing stupid things to impress them." "That's why I'm here." "That's why you're here." "That's why they're here." "Now, someday you may evolve beyond this but it's too late for me." "I'm too old, too married and lost far too many hacky sacks." "So it's either I split so you look cool in front of your girl." "Or you look cool in front of yours and kill me." "Let's rock." "I owe you a lot of thanks." "If you were telling the truth about the reason you did this I guess I owe you an apology too." "What for?" "For being a woman?" "Accepted." "Hey, Mary Ellen, let me ask you something." "If I wasn't married and I did what I did for you would I get to nail you?" "No." "Then it was all worth it."

"Left!" "3rd!" "Jean-Louis Schlesser in his mean machine," "No. 10, 10, like Zidane" "30 meter, left Brake!" "World rally champion in '98 and '99." "winner of the Paris" " Dakar:" "the man to beat!" "Left, top speed!" "Get a move on!" "We'll get slaughtered!" "I'm flat out!" "The guy behind's flatter out!" "Watch out!" "He's flashing me!" "Isn't that Vatanen?" "No, a taxi!" "Move your crate!" "I'm working here!" "Is it the right road?" "Short cut!" "Short cut..." "Don't let a taxi win!" "No way!" "Sorry, folks." "A tourist's blocking the road!" "It looks more like a race car." "It's just a clown in a "babe magnet"!" "A taxi on our tail sure looks bad!" "I'll shake him now!" "He rammed me!" "Enough!" "We'll be here all week!" "Nearly there, lady." "Why...why are there so many people here?" "They're on vacation." "Oh, right!" "C'mon." "Jean-Louis!" "Bravo, Jean Louis!" "No. 10..." "It's not Schlesser!" "A taxi..." "I didn't catch his number... 17 min., 25 sec!" "People always throw up after!" "Never during" "Ok, lady?" "Who's it for?" "Her!" "Her water broke!" "You're giving birth!" "Well, I ain't knitting!" "Get the gear!" "We'll do it here!" "Hey doc." "I gotta run." "Use the ground, not my seat!" "Water's broken!" "Water breaks!" "Push!" "Breathe!" "Push!" "Hi, Lilly 30 minutes late for lunch with my folks!" "Yeah, I'm on my way." "Daniel, you're finally meeting my Dad!" "He's expecting you!" "This is a super-big emergency!" "Top-octan!" "What are my folks?" "Diesel?" "Lilly, come on!" "Mom's edgy." "Dad's pacing the floor." "But hey, take your time!" "I can't help it I'm stuck tight here!" ""Stuck"?" "Who's yelling?" "It's... a woman." "Thanks!" "I guesssed that much!" "I'm just watching." "It's not what you think. you hear me?" "I can hear that bitch!" "Is it someone I know?" "No!" "I don't know her either!" "I just met her!" "Oh, I feel it now!" "I feel it!" "Don't fuck with me!" "You got some slut there while I wait for you!" "No!" "This big woman's yelling 'cause her water snapped!" "Her husband's here." "Husband, too?" "A threesome in a car?" "Oh, no!" "Someone tell her!" "I don't know I can." "Here." "This is your fault." "I'm the husband." "It's marvelous!" "Push" "Listen to me Daniel. he's dead meat!" "He's all shook up, that's all." "Want to talk to the doctor?" "A doctor, too!" "Lilly, I swear it's the truth!" "The baby's coming out." "Push!" "It's a baby." "I swear!" "Baby?" "I see the head!" "I think it's a head!" "Your baby?" "No it's not!" "He's nothing like me, I swear!" "He's as wrinkly as an old garden gnome!" "Marvelous!" "It's marvelous." "You're messing me about?" "Just listen!" "This woman... a boy just gave birth." "Outside the clinic, in my taxi" "She's ruined my back seat!" "Don's hit that poor kid!" "I can't hear a thing now!" "Marvelous!" "You be there when I give birth!" "I can sit and wait if you like." "This place looks fine." "You got 10 minutes!" "Not twins?" "Is it a wrap?" "No offense, but I gotta run!" "Ah, hon!" "Problem with your friend?" "An emergency at the hospital." "A difficult birth." "I understand." "Saving lives all day." "I respect that." "I don't know what to say." "You were wonderful!" "I know!" "I hope you won't lose your license." "I don't have one!" "I am quite pleased..." "moved, even... to give you... first... driver's..." "license!" "You sure?" "Yup!" "I don't want to twist your arm." "No doubt about it" "It's just fine!" "It's not'cause it's my 27th time?" "Your 100th time would be the same!" "You're ready... really ready." "Ok, I accept." "That's fine." "I'll beck out." "No!" "Leave it!" "Don't touch!" "Leave it!" "I'll do it!" "I'll sort it out!" "We'll sort it out!" "Don't I have my license?" "Yes, you do!" "But don't go to extremes." "Take it smoothly." "Your license is in your hand." "Now you go home... on foot!" "See?" "I see." "I'll call tomorrow in case you regret it." "No!" "I won't be around nor the following days." "I got transferred to Paris." "This is a leaving present?" "For my most regular pupil!" "Yeah, right... "Regular"" "Car Weekly, Please." "That's ok." "My pleasure!" "Mom, he's here!" "Mom!" "Yes, of course!" "Let's eat!" "Sorry, it won't happen again." "Not if you screw this up!" "There won't be a next time." "My dad's real strict." "Oh, come on." "deep down, he must be nice." "His daughter's eyes are so blue!" "You just be careful!" "Don't worry." "It'll be ok." "I know I'll like him, so he'll like me!" "Is he a cop?" "No!" "Ok, then!" "Ain't nothing worse than a cop!" "Dad?" "I'd like you meet my boyfriend, Daniel." "You're a doctor?" "Go on... knock him dead!" "Pleased to meet you." "I've heard so much about you." "Are you deaf or won't you answer?" "I'm not a doctor..." "I'm an apprentice!" "What year?" "1st..." "I mean I'm about to change into 2nd." "2nd year?" "You're not young." "Edmond!" "What?" "I'm just inspecting a new recruit." "Answer!" "Sir, I'm not young but I've done lots of jobs to feed my family and pay my licens... studies." "I started when I was 12 so I've aged." "What jobs?" "I drive a taxi... ambulance." "Ambulance!" "I got delayed at the clinic." "It lets me keep my hand in." "Eye on the road, eye on the patient." "2 things at once?" "You make mistakes!" "Excuse me, sir, but I disagree." "Just look at you." "Oh?" "What do you mean?" "I see a lot of decorations there proving you've had a successful career." "I see Lilly pretty, intelligent, well-educated." "You clearly managed to do 2 things at once." "I drove an ambulance, too." "in '59, in Algeria." "Eye on the road, eye on the machine gun!" "See to the injured later if they're still alive!" "Edmont?" "I'd like to see to my roast beef!" "Before it burns." "Affirmative!" "I'm starving!" "Forward!" "Now, the endurance test:" "3 hours of war stories!" "I'll slip into neutral and cruise through!" "I hurt you?" "Not at all." "Good." "I heard your hip crack." "It's mine!" "Let's stop." "I'm fine!" "I don't want to hurt you but I'll be Ok." "I'm Ok now." "I could've massaged it for you.." "but if you're Ok... fine!" "The surface pain's gone, but deep down, there's nagging pain, stiffness." "Maybe a little massage would ease it." "Ok, guys, a match to finish, for 5 minutes." "Bow!" "Change partners?" "No." "Go!" "I really don't want to hurt you." "I'm touched by your concern." "Emilien." "Really?" "Now I warn you." "I started, aged 4." "I can teach you a thing or two!" "Your smile could melt a radiator!" "You put me off!" "Real opponents don't smile!" "It's not fair!" "Listen up, you sumos!" "Meeting with the boss in 5 minutes!" "What's up?" "You lost your lense?" "I can see you well enough to kick your ass!" "Just trying to help!" "You done much judo?" "No, only a couple of times." "It's not my sport." "So, what is?" "Karate." "Far more effective!" "Mine's ping pong." "No good in fights, same principle:" "Spirit of Rising Sun!" "Con-nichon-a!" "It's easy. "Con"..." ""consummate idiot" like Emilien!" "Thanks!" "Then, "ninny" like..." "Sorry, Petra." "it's just an example." "And "a" as in "aaaa"!" "Now, you." "Con-nichon-a!" "Not bad." "What's it mean?" ""It means "hello" in Japanese." "And don't forget it." "In under an hour, in o" Marseille," "We greet Japan's Defense Secretary" "Mr Tefu..." "Temuchila..." "Mr Tef..." "Tejus.. just call him Nip!" "The Nip's from Tokyo." "Before the Franco-Japanese summit after bastille Day in Paris he's visiting our charming town." "Know why?" "The climate?" "The sights?" "Sure." "The food?" "The Pastis?" "The soccer match!" "You're a big bunch of nerds!" "Our anti-gang training base!" "Con-nichon-a!" "The Japs have a problem with Jacuzzi..." "Yakuza who are even kidnapping members of government." "The Defense Secretary visited England, Germany and France." "Let's get one thing clear:" "the Krauts and Limeys mustn't win the contract." "Let's make this World Cup II!" "I put together a detailed operation which I will now explain." "I called it..." "Operation" "Ninja!" "He's got no more ammo!" "Suddenly... no more ammo!" "Well, that's only natural." "Yeah, only natural." "I turn to Raymond." "Here it is." "I shake him." ""Raymond, your ammo!" I say." "No answer!" "I shake him again." "Then... he falls sideways." "Dead!" "Terrible!" "My whole unit!" "I'm alone." "Armored car's on fire radio's out..." "My flask's half-empty!" "Oh, no!" "So, then what?" "I prayed!" "Well done!" "That's all I could do." "Only a miracle'd save me!" "A miracle!" "We're saved!" "No!" "Now what?" "Get that, hon." "I'm in battle!" "Edmont, the red phone!" "The red phone?" "Excuse me." "General Bertineau speaking." "It's you." "Bertrand on the red phone?" "Well done, Daniel." "You'll get dessert!" "My god!" "I completely forgot!" "No problem!" "I'll be there!" "Catastrophe!" "We'll wait." "I'll be 1 hour!" "I want you right now." "Give me 20 seconds!" "The airport, fast!" "That's kind a long!" "Catastrophe!" "Dad!" "You OK?" "You hurt?" "Catastrophe!" "She won't go so good now!" "In 15 minutes I'm to greet Japan's Defense Secretary." "Catastrophe!" "I'll get you there in time." "15 minutes." "Impossible!" "Try me, sir!" "Seatbelt, please." "Dad." "Is this your ambulance?" "No, a taxi." "My brother loaned it to me." "Save me some dessert." "You can have seconds!" "Let's go." "Sure!" "We're crawling 'cause of these tires but they'll soon warm up!" "Don't overheat!" "Now look, kid." "This is the new" "Cortex 500." "The Rolls Royce of speed traps!" "Turn it on." "Instant read out." "Go to the roadside." "Put your arm out slightly." "You better learn on the old model." "We're on the highway?" "Now I can step on it!" "You must like hospitals!" "Catastrophe!" "Chief!" "We got one!" "A biggie!" "306?" "I think it was a 406." "And not factory-fresh!" "306 km/h, moron!" "Tell the others!" "A white taxi at 306 km/t, I repeat..." "306 km/h!" "Yup, 306!" "We'll get him!" "You Ok, sir?" "It's him!" "I must get there!" "Change of tactics!" "What?" "This isn't it!" "It's short cut!" "Hold on!" "I have a UFO on Runway 1!" "Yield to aircraft." "We have just landed." "Outside temperature: 35 degrees." "We hope you enjoed flying with us!" "Excuse me, Captain, a taxi's coming." "I can't hear over the noise!" "I repeat: taxi approaching." "I never ordered a taxi." "Did you?" "No, but I know him." "14 minutes 30!" "Great!" "Bertineau, why the taxi?" "We lost a car." "This guy saved my life." "Con-nichon-a!" "Konichiwa!" "What?" "What you said." " God help me." "Thank you for greeting me in japanese." "Me, Gibert protect you during your vacation... uh, stay." "Our Secretary." "Say hi..." "This is he." "Dear fellow!" "I'm honored to meet you." "I'm a member of your security team." "We wish you... a nice stay." "You speak very well." "A little." "If I can help in any way, just ask." "Pleased to meet you." "Only the blonde girl speaks Japanese." "I copy." "Go back to base." "Let us offer a cocktail." "This way." "Does your file say you speak Japanese?" "It was embarrassing." "Yes, it does." "Below my measurements." "Guess I stopped there." "Do me a favor, son." "See that taxi there?" "I sure do!" "A taxi?" "Love to, lady, but I'm busy." "Another time?" "Always in the right place!" "Know that guy?" "Bertineau, head of the Med, Basin." "Lilly's dad!" "No shit!" "I was there for lunch." "Unbelievable!" "Yeah, I can't stand the army." "You couldn't stand cops." "I still can't." "I can stand you!" "Don't know what you're worrying about." "Well, he seems to like you." "He wants you to come to the cocktail party." "Half cops, half soldiers?" "That's nightmare!" "Prefer half mechanics, gas station attendants?" "Come on." "The chat's the same:" "cars, sport, chicks!" "You'll fit in fine." "I'd be ashmed." "Listen... if Bertineau is Lilly's father he could end up your father-in-law." "What will he think if you say no?" "One drink, no more." ""Martini"?" "My sister's name!" "Come on." "One for the road won't hurt you!" "Domo arigato." "The gateau is good." "locally made." "Next to the station." "Gibert." "Excuse me." "I'll get you another." "Don't get him too stewed to sign the contract." "No warries, I know what I'm doing." "Just softening him up." "He is nearly done!" "Is your plan ready?" "Sir, it's hearsed and rehearsed to death!" "It's fine-tuned... to the second." "You're not at all as I imagined." "No offense, but..." "A bright 2nd-year medical student..." "I thought you'd be more..." "Pimply?" "Right... and a slower driver!" "Yes, he's "fastest" doctor I know." "Well, I'm very grateful." "Gratefully indebted to you!" "Ask me anything..." "but Lilly's hand!" "Course not!" "I can't think of anything else." "Valid 1 year, parts and labor!" "Excuse me," "Go ahead." "Emilien, start Operation Ninja." "Petra, watch him." "Watch me?" "Friends with the cops?" "No, only with one." "Good!" "It's rare." "Most youths are anti-cops anti-army, anti-everithing!" "They want to kill the father figure." "Sir, my patients are waiting." "Wait!" "5 more minutes." "You'll find this very interesting." "Selling the Japs Peugeot?" "Nothing's impossible!" "This is a Cobra." "Specially designed protect visiting dignitaries" "Titanium-bodywork" "The multiple side panels can resist any bullet!" "Missile detectors, front and back!" "Coating:" "Phantom!" "Solid tires!" "It's linked to the Atlas satellite and if necessary, can piloted from HQ." "Now, the engine" "Ninja!" "Nice noise for a V12." "V12 engine, twin turbos." "Voice-activated!" "Top speed: 336 km/h!" "Range: 880 km." "Paris-Marseille 2 airbags in front, 2 in back, 4 at the sides." "8 in all for maximum protection." "Ladies and gentlemen:" "This car is like France:" "indestructible!" "Get him out!" "That's just 'cause we set it to ultra-sensitive." "It's usually on "normal"!" "Be careful!" "See the balloons?" "Useful against thieves!" "Get him out!" "Hold on to his head." "Tell him not to worry." "He needs the bathroom." "Bertrand, go with him." "Yes, sir." "Get him out?" "Good." "It'll be good as new in no time." "Will he?" "Now who'll drive it?" "I have a young civilian driver." "He's very good." "I'll vouch for him." "Really?" "Banco!" "Before your tour of the town I'll show you our latest computing innovation." "Gimme that." "Wear this." "It'll cramp my style." "Even a cretin with mitts on... could drive this baby!" "Take him away!" "No it's OK." "Told you!" "Never mind." "No one'll see." "Go on!" "Ninja!" "How do you stop it?" "You just have to say "Nip"." "Ninja!" "The mission is simple." "We prepared a demonstration..." "Get it?" "With fake attacks!" "Like the ghost train?" "Yes, so as to impress the Nip," "Ninja!" "Above all, don't worry." "Let things happen." "If the Nip..." "Ninja!" "Don't play while I'm talking." "Not me." "You keep saying "Nip"!" "Ninja!" "Great!" "Not bad." "Sir, we shall now escort you to your hotel." "Get in!" "Konichiwa!" "Up shit creek again!" "Forward!" "They're here." "On this road." "It's going planned." "Very good, Katano." "Let me hear them." "Spring Roll come in." "Hey, Emilien, come in!" "Do you hear me?" "Loud 'n' clear." "We just left." "1st trap." "Be with you in 20 minutes." "OK." "20 minutes to warm up." "What about us?" "What can we do for 20 minutes?" "I don't know." "Any ideas?" "Yeah, but 20 centimeters... minutes is too short!" "Oh yeah?" "So, we need an idea, we could start now and finish later" "Yes, that'd work!" "But..." "I too... have an idea," "I'm sure... you'll really like it." "Oh yeah?" "It may be the same one." "That'd be marvelous!" "It'd be ideal!" "Go on, you first." "Make the most of these few quiet moments..." "to..." "learn Japanese!" "It wasn't the same idea." "Right" "He won't see much of Marseille." "Sorry, he's suffering from jetlag." "May I ask..." "why your boss is here?" "To sign very big contract and see anti-gang method." "He'll sure see that!" "You know method?" "Sure I do!" "1st, the suspect." "He is probably guilty." "A foreigner is doubly suspect!" "There's the guilty." "Foreign, tanned suspect!" "He's had it!" "If he's tanned he just sun-bathes and does nothing all day." "He is a suspect!" "So, he's guilty." "Faultless logic!" "That boy any good?" "Very good." "A doctor, friend of my daughter's." "Something tells me they're flirting." "Only natural at their age." "Quite." "To make the guilty party confess they use questioning!" "Simple!" "They apply trilogy like Star Wars." "Episode 1:" "Beat him up!" "Good, healthy exercise!" "Episode 2:" "Tax'em to raise some cash for the Christmas!" "Episode 3: drink copiously!" "I'm pleased youngsters still respect our values." "A good son-in-law." "Think so?" "Many French gangs?" "The most dangerous are the heavy mob." "100,000-strong!" "Easy to spot." "Wears a whistle." "Always guzzling beer!" "Go toward the port." "My pleasure, chief." "He sounds very polite." "Affirmative." "Courteous, too." "Polite to your face..." "shaft you from behind!" "Like in the souk." "A big smile as they steal your cash!" "But I've got my eye on him." "Tell me something." "I've not been in the police long but try me." "What means the word your captain uses: "Nip"?" "Any special meaning?" "Why'd he stop?" "I said to beware!" "What's going on?" "Just a simultaneous translation problem!" "Ninja!" "Cut the crap." "We're at the meeting point in... now." "Don't worry!" "General alert." "Shit!" "There's a missile pointing at me." "Missile?" "What missile?" "Atlas real-time missile diversion." "Unique!" "The Limeys won't get the ball!" "Impressive, but where's it headed?" "Don't worry." "Somewhere far out at sea." "Shit, my boat!" "The high point of our show." "Impressive!" "Very good work, Gibert" "Thank you, sir, I'm so pleased to be able to try out this equipment at last." "I'm so pleased." "Roadhog!" "OK, the coast is clear." "Ninja!" "Impressive." "You get used to it." "A regular day in Marseille." "I see." "Your moves are improving, but not accent." "Oh?" "Spring Roll!" "Copy?" "Just fine." "Did you make it..." "I mean, are you here?" "1st attack completed." "Be with you in 5." "Ready?" "Petra and I were checking a few things out." "Emilien, Gibert here." "I'm counting in you." "You can count on me, Petra." "I mean..." "You can count on Petra!" "Count on Petra!" "Go!" "Dammit, I told you to warm up!" "We're hot!" "Sure!" "Gibert will kill you guys!" "Go warm up!" "Just off to the little girls' room..." "I'll go with you." "You never know." "Can't you read?" "It says "Green light"!" "Get a move on, you fag!" "Oh shit!" "Now turn left." "I repeat, left." "Yes, chief." "I repeat, chief!" "He says you drive well." "I'm not moving!" "It freaks me out not to hear the engine speak to me." "Putting in earplugs?" "Do I talk too much?" "Nein!" "It's a miniature ear transmitter." "Brand new!" "I'm on Channel 1." "But how do we talk?" "I know you French can't handle it." "but an order isn't to be discussed!" "Yeah, but if you have a problem..." "what do I do?" "Can you hear me?" "1 bang means yes, 2 means no!" "Mind if we keep chatting?" "That's good, 'cause..." "The closed door makes it easier to talk to you." "I don't dare to say things to your face." "You eyes trouble me." "They're so... so blue!" "What's Spring Roll up to?" "What?" "It's in code." "I just can't find the translation." "When your eyes look at me... wow!" "It's a 1st." "or I had my back turned." "Part of method?" "You bet!" "Danie"s method!" "It's good to open my heart to you." "You don't mind too much?" "Petra?" "Should I go on, then?" "I don't get it!" "Have you noticed that I'm much closer to you now?" ""No"?" "Good!" "Ok, Petra, I'll say something you may find shocking..." "Here goes..." "He'll screw up!" "Well... since Day One." "I've known..." "I love you!" "Well played!" "Told you!" "There, I said it!" "Now put me out of my misery:" "is it mutual?" "So... 1 bang: yes, 2 means no." "Change channels to talk dirty!" "We're working!" "Daniel?" "Left here, kid." "Yes, pops!" "He's not one of us." "That's for sure." "He's not one of us." "What're you playing at?" "Go on!" "Ninja!" "Sorry to be so down:" "I smell a thing." "Smell trap?" "I don't smell a thing." "Do you, sir?" "Strange how those trucks are parked." "just room for 1 car!" "No, there's no trap." "I checked the map." "No trap here." "Drive on!" "If you say so." "I should know." "Well, I never!" "A trap!" "What's he up to?" "What page?" "That's not on my list." "Hats off!" "Glad it's not my taxi!" "Petra!" "What happened?" "Where's the Nip?" "Some Ninjas... came and the Secretary went..." "What?" "He didn't fly away?" "He did!" "At that speed he must be on his way to Mars!" "Ask Atlas." "It must've spotted him!" "General alert!" "Stop!" "Police" "Shit!" "Complex town, huh?" "Small streets!" "The jails are no bigger!" "Lie down there!" "I'm a crack shot so no tricks!" "You speak French?" "Me warn you: me shoot!" "Spread out!" "Is that how you wanna play it?" "All right!" "Now where are they?" "They didn't fly away?" "Where's Emilien?" "Emilien?" "I reckon he's near the garbage." "I was this close to getting 'em, but I was outnumbered." "They took the Secretary!" "Which one?" "The Nip, not ours." "It's a disaster!" "Yeah, and they got Petra, too." "Good." "She speaks Japanese, so he'll be less alone." "Lilly, I'm coming." "Your dad made me stay!" "But it's been 2 hours." "I'm hot all over." "All over?" "Yeah, all over!" "I'll be on fire soon." "I'm coming." "Watch a documentary it'll calm you down!" "I'll be 5 minutes." "Too long!" "4 minutes!" "Emilien!" "It's my fault for leaving her in the john!" "You should gone with her." "I thought of that." "I did." "But..." "Finished scratching about yet?" "You've been scratching for over one hour." "Find anything?" "There were indeed cars here." "3 of them." "You read Sherlock Holmes to deduce that?" "Don't you have any clues to get us started?" "We'll analyze the tire samples at the lab." "That'll tell us more." "They'll have time to swim back to Tokyo!" "Thanks for everything, but I need my taxi, now." "What your convertible?" "We're in shit!" "These clowns are shaving the road!" "Please help us find a clue." "Look." "Lilly's on fire." "She might burn herself." "They got my girl." "Give me 2 minutes of your time." "Take a look, then I'll handle it." "From below, I saw 3 black Mitsubishits." "But not sure what model." "A new model." "Tires straight from Japan." "How'd you know?" "I smell it." "Fish?" "Meaning?" "A restaurant?" "You got fish oil for brains?" "Restaurants and... ports!" "They were at the port." "So, they were in a boat from Japan!" "That's why it smells of fish." "See?" "Now, are they stolen cars?" "Easy!" "Alain!" "I'm onto it." "OK, you put your tweezers down." "On Monday morning." "You'll get a whistle and be put on traffic duty!" "Idiots!" "Nothing stolen from the port." "Bingo?" "What?" "It just means you were wrong." "Why wasn't the theft declared?" "Why?" "'cause they use the warehouse as a base!" "You can be real smart!" "General alert!" "No, Emilien" "That's always my line." "Tell me one more time." "Lilly, I'm on my way!" "You watching TV?" "No, I stopped." "There was a report on animal sex." "I burned the rug!" "Lilly's worried." "Give me that." "Tell your mom it's OK but I need to commandeer your friend." "They need help." "He did a great job." "Good recruit." "He'll bring me home." "You can say goodnight." "Bye, hon." "C'mon, let's go." "The mission's not over." "What's Gibert up to?" "I dunno." "He's been in the john for ages making weird noises." "Really!" "What's up?" "I can't tell you." "It's... too horrible!" "They won't come, Emilien." "What?" "I think this was their 1st base." "They're gone." "Long gone." "Suspect approaching." "Asian male." "They always return to the crime scene!" "Police academy, lesson 1!" "Positions!" "Captain?" "Suspects approaching front door." "Perfect!" "I'm ready for 'em!" "Hey Marco, you sure about this?" "What?" "It's the heist of the century!" "There's a mountain of VCRs boxed and awaiting delivery!" "They're about to break in." "We got 'em!" "Emilien!" "You break in to your home?" "Sure." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, no." "Uh-oh!" "Are you gonna...?" "Chief." "I like to stay close to my men." "Some action won't hurt me." "just like in the old days!" "It was long ago." "Memory is distant, Emilien..." "but the reflexes still intact!" "Believe me..." "Thanks!" "Sure there's no cops?" "Relax, admit!" "There's no one here!" "They're all watching the game." "Every cop's in front of a TV." "Ready to attack?" "Wait for my signal." "You worry me." "It's long way down." "It's OK." "Tie the knot." "I'll do the rest." "Uh-oh..." "See?" "They're all at the match, like I said!" "Attack!" "Shit!" "Emilien?" "OK, chief." "Banzai!" "Someone being knifed?" "not's all right..." "Yeah." "Emilien." "Maybe the rope." "You got wrong one." "You're right." "Ambulance!" "Now!" "It's all my fault." "I should never have left her or let him down." "Hey, that's enough." "Crying over spilled milk!" "It won't bring her back." "Think!" "I am!" "But we don't have a single lead to go on!" "Ask the right questions." "Why didn't the Yakuza kill him at once?" "They need him?" "Why?" "Did they ask for a ransom?" "No." "Why kidnap him here?" "Right." "They must have had a good reason." "Why's he going to Paris?" "To sign contracts." "Security, trains, army, nuclear..." "There!" "Maybe they want to stop him." "Makes no sense." "Why'd they do that?" "He's right." "Yuki Tsumoto wants to stop him." "I know you." "Weren't you an air hostess before?" "I'm here to protect the Secretary." "I'm in counter-espionage." "Funny!" "I too am..." "Emilien, Marseille-Police." "That's Daniel." "Intern." "I'm learning to be stupid!" "Clever!" "Who's this Yuki Tsumoto?" "Yakuza." "Controls the north." "Powerful and conservative." "Refuses airplanes, trains, nuclear power..." "France is keen to sell, he's taking steps." "The Secretary won't sign nor will Japan ever again!" "Tsumoto sent over 2 masters in hypnosis." "The Secretary, when the time is right... will shoot someone perphaps the President." "France will sever all diplomatics ties for years?" "Exactly." "Crazy!" "We must free your friend and Secretary before 11." "We don't have much time left." "Sure." "I better tell my boss." "The cripple or Sleeping Beauty?" "Oh, yeah." "Listen..." "You both got someone to save." "As we're in a rush we better not disturb the powers that be." "No?" "Right!" "No Nip will beat us!" "Pardon me!" "Where do we start?" "First, can you find them in Paris?" "No way." "Easy!" "Child's play!" "Thanks, Joe." "You saved my life!" "See you soon, pal." "I've found them." "They're hiding out in southern Paris." "Sure it's her?" "Uh, them!" "3 black Mitsubishits with a blonde." "OK?" "OK, OK." "Not much time left." "To the airport!" "No plane for 3 hours." "We can't wait." "We must get there right away!" "Think!" "Get up!" "It's war!" "Men!" "It's me, Daniel!" "Daniel!" "The troops?" "Wiped out!" "Just us to save the day." "You're indebted to me." "Affirmative!" "I need your help." "Shit!" "What're they up to?" "Cool, pall!" "Way to go!" "I really hope you know what you're doing!" "'Cause I don't!" "Got a better idea?" "Right now?" "No." "Well, think fast!" "I got it!" "Let me out." "Too late!" "Are you cool?" "You bet!" "Cool as ice!" "Just shout, OK?" "OK, I'm shouting!" "We lost a parachute!" "There are 3. 1 or 2 always screw up!" "Oh right!" "Emilien." "Got your license?" "Yes." "So, take over here." "C'mon, move!" "I'll steer us." "Where do I go?" "Straight ahead!" "Straight ahead?" "OK!" "OK!" "Whatever you say." "Come on, just relax." "Be more zen." "That's good." "Real good." "Oh, Lilly, you OK?" "Who's the warbler?" "Air hostess." "Air hostess?" "No, a nurse!" "You in a massage parlor?" "No way, Lilly!" "We're in the sky." "Your dad's guiding us." "Emilien steering." "I'm fixing a parachute" "the nurse is singing to calm us down!" "You smoke a tree?" "!" "?" "Lilly, listen to me." "I'm trying to save Petra and Japan's Secretary!" "I'll call you when we land!" "Goddammit!" "You OK, hon?" "Just fine!" "What a doubter!" "Try to turn left a bit." "Now, turn left." "I repeat, left." "Hi there!" "It's OK!" "Stay calm!" "Marseille Police!" "Move!" "You know them?" "Yeah." "An old pupil." "Well, I'll walk home." "OK, Lionel." "Jacques." "Mr Coutta." "Hello there." "How are you?" "All set, Coutta?" "Just Japan's Secretary to come." "I see her!" "God, she's lovely!" "I mean, she looks well." "The Secretary?" "Fine." "He's exercising." "we know where they are now." "Maybe we should get'em back." "I've got an idea." "But we must warn your friend." "It won't be easy!" "What a jerk I am!" "Really?" "Her earphone!" "Petra!" "Are you ready to kill?" "You hear me?" "Petra?" "We're not far away." "Get up, and turn around!" "Show me your hands." "What's going on?" "It's not me." "idiot!" "Sit down." "We're coming." "Easy to say!" "I got a plan." "That's what worries me!" "You here only what I tell you..." "You obey me." "You do only what I tell you." "I wanna go home..." "You're going to sleep." "Raise your arms." "Con-nichon-a!" "Hey, it's my turn now!" "Come on!" "I'm not bad at hypnosis!" "Sit!" "Good!" "Now lie down!" "Very, very good!" "Now sleep!" "Freeze or you'll sleep, too!" "OK, I'll cover you." "Hey, girls, what're you doing?" "No need." "I had'em covered." "It's not loaded." "What's that?" "How come?" "It was me." "I emptied the clip yesterday." "So... it was never loaded?" "So you wouldn't get hurt." "I'm late." "Help me out!" "It's OK, I'll manage." "Jump in there!" "Are you sure?" "I don't wanna fall down!" "Catch those clowns!" "Fancy some sushi?" "No exit, Daniel!" "Nips closing in!" "One less!" "We'll get out here." "We're too heavy." "They're good!" "Ask your colleagues to help out." "Forget it." "Paris Police hate us." "They will never help." "You just never asked 'em politely!" "What the...?" "You faggots not at the parade?" "Soldiers ain't your thing?" "You'd rather stay home and gobble knobs?" "How 'bout a love parade?" "Catch me if you can!" "You went a bit far!" "Don't worry!" "They love it!" "Catch him alive!" "I'll kill him myself!" "Where are you?" "Where is Trocadero?" "Change at Chatelet!" "A bus!" "Oh, the Eiffel Tower!" "Off the grass!" "Straight on!" "OK!" "There's one!" "Get the taxi!" "Kamikaze!" "Kami what?" "Kamikaze!" "Banzai!" "I can't shake 'em!" "We're too heavy!" "I'll get out!" "No, try again!" "I can't." "Call the General." "General!" "Loud 'n' clear!" "How's your tour going?" "Whizzing by!" "He's gotta block the Dauphine tunnel." "We'll trap 'em!" "Give me 5 minutes." "Hello?" "Picard?" "Bertineau here." "Sir!" "Got a spare tank or two?" "Sure I have." "He better hurry up!" "We're there." "What's he up to?" "OK, sir the tunnel is blocked." "4 mins, 32." "Well done, sir!" "Hang on!" "I don't wanna play!" "You wanna get shot down?" "I don't wanna hit a tank!" "Daniel." "I wanna spend time with Petra before I die!" "Don't worry." "I'm taking you to Heaven!" "I wanna stay here on Earth!" "You scared me again!" "Maybe one day you'll trust me!" "You're wonderful." "Be his driver in Japan." "Thanks, but right now, I just want to go home." "Yeah, we're going home." "Want dropping off somewhere?" "Not the TV!" "just five minutes" "I want to see your father." "It looks like Danie"s taxi!" "It's great." "Emilien?" "Well, that's brand new." "A... stealth taxi." "I'll drop you at the grandstand." "This place freaks me out." 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"{male voice} Im very honored to introduce our guest lecturer today." "He graduated from here about 15 years ago." "He s gone on to a fabulous career." "I can t think of a single person who'ss more qualified or more adept at the final procedures youve been studying lately." "Now youve learned the science, nows your chance to learn the art." "Students, Mr. Bernie Tiede." "Thank you, Professor." "Thank you." "Its always an honor to be asked back and I do it gladly because I feel.." "if even one thing I say or demonstrate today helps you in any way as you embark on your careers, then everyone will have benefited." "You, those who are grieving, and the deceased." "The nails have to be clipped, shaped and brought back to life." "And you must cast the nails to the person." "You wouldnt want a mechanic to have the nails of a flight attendant." "Would you¶¶" "{blows quickly}" "{machine buzzing}" "It is very important to remove any unwanted nasal, ear, or facial hair." "We can never be too vigilant in the lookout for that one stray rogue hair." "The eyes are often a minor problem because they usually want to stay open." "Its almost like they want one last look at this miraculous world." "But with some Super Glue.." "a little dab will do you.." "and its no more peeking." "Even though the features have been set during the embalming, you have to reassess and readjust because of continuing emaciation and dehydration." "Perfect expression of the mouth would be relaxed, natural, with a little bit of a smile." "Cant have him looking unhappy to be there." "And we must always be on guard for the mischievous lip drift." "Even the slightest hint of teeth can be disastrous." "You cannot have grief tragically become a comedy." "Then, after a foundation mixed with massage cream to prevent dehydration, even out coloration, then apply highlights." "Do not over-cosmetize." "Most of those who service the deceased apply far too much blush." "Just a note to always remember:" "too much color does not make one look more alive." "The last detail to be managed is the deceaseds body position." "Left hand over the right, over the umbilicus, in an attitude of ease, of repose, of retirement." "The position of the head is oh so important." "Neither star gazing nor navel gazing, but perfectly centered, turned ever so slightly to the right.." "in greeting." "Hes now been cosmetized, hes ready to be dressed, and casketed." "{lively music}" "{sings with male voice} ¶¶ Love lifted me!" "¶¶" "¶¶ Love lifted me!" "¶¶" "¶¶ Looove lifted meee!" "¶¶" "¶¶ I was sinking Deep in sin ¶¶" "¶¶ Off on the peaceful shore ¶¶" "¶¶ Buried deeply staying within ¶¶" "¶¶ sinking to rise no more ¶¶" "¶¶ But the master Of the sea ¶¶" "¶¶ Heard my despairing cry ¶¶" "Bernie was a very charismatic man." "A loving person." "And he had the ability to make the world seem kind." "¶¶ Love looked at me ¶¶" "¶¶ When nothing else Could help ¶¶" "¶¶ Love lifted me ¶¶" "¶¶ Love lifted me ¶¶" "Real good with people, a real people person, always had his hand out, ready to shake it, never met a stranger, good with names, good with questions." "He could remember if your daughter was at Texas, and your son was at AM." "Hed remember that and he`dd ask you questions about those kids." "Just made you feel real good about yourself." "¶¶ When nothing else could help now ¶¶" "¶¶ Love lifted me ¶¶" "¶¶ Souls in danger Look above ¶¶" "¶¶ Jesus completely saves ¶¶" "¶¶ He will lift you By his love ¶¶" "¶¶ Out of the angry ways ¶¶" "¶¶ Hes the master of the sea ¶¶" "If the people in Carthage were to make a list of those people that they thought would get to heaven," "I am sure that Bernie would be right at the top of the list." "¶¶ Love lifted me ¶¶" "¶¶ When nothing Else could help ¶¶" "¶¶ Now love lifted me ¶¶" "His personality was, just, like, magnetic, okay¶¶" "So people were drawn to him all the time." "And because of that, that personality, before too long, he was the most popular man in Carthage." "¶¶ Love lifted me Love lifted me ¶¶" "¶¶ Looove lifted meee ¶¶" "{background country music}" "{background friendly chatter}" "{male voice} Carthage is in east Texas." "And its totally different from the rest of Texas, which could be five different states, actually." "You got your west T exas out there with a bunch of flat ranches." "Up north, you got them Dallas snobs with their Mercedes, and then you got Houston, the carcinogenic coast all the way up to Louisiana." "Then down south, San Antonio, uh, thats where the Tex meets the Mex." "Like the food." "And then in central Texas, you got the Peoples Republic of Austin with a bunch of hairy-legged women and liberal fruitcakes." "Of course, I left out the panhandle, and a lot of people do, but.." "Carthage.. this is where the south begins." "This is life behind the pine curtain." "And, and, and truth be known, its a good place." "Carthage has such a good reputation that its listed in The Best small Towns of America, volume Two as the best small town in T exas." "Thats right." "Page 157." "Oh, hell, most people live in Carthage because they were born here." "Carthage sits on what was once one of the biggest gas fields in the world." "Back in the gas boom of the 40s and 50s, a lot of people got rich around here." "{male voice} Well, as I recall, we were gonna get a lot of the older people in town leaving for the sweet hereafter, and we got a little backed up in the cold room, um.. frankly, I was looking for some help." "Bernie mustve seen an ad or something." "He called from Louisiana and I hired him over the phone, not fully knowing what to expect." "These are our viewing rooms." "Oh, look at that, youve got these partitions." "Thats so nice." "So, you got your associates degree in Mortuary Science at State¶¶" "Yes, sir." "Play any ball over there¶¶" "Uh, no no, sir." "I wanted to concentrate on my studies, as much as I loved football and whatnot." "Now heres our sanctuary." "ItII seat one twenty five." "Look at these green benches." "I love them." "Yeah, we changed those." "We had them normal brown for so long and I was a little worried about this green." "I dont know." "People dont complain." "I.." "I dont either, I think they`rre great." "Oh, I hit the jackpot with that guy." "Hes the most qualified young man I ever met." "He was excellent at removals, an artist in the embalming room, could fix hair like nobody in the business." "Waited well on the families in the morning parlor, could sing like a bird." "He ran a funeral like a professional, any aspect of the funeral business:" "eulogizing, scripture reading, singing.. man, he could do it." "{male voice} But most of all, we re gonna remember Fred as our friend." "Our.. really.. close.. friend." "{soft clear voice} ¶¶ Amazing grace ¶¶" "¶¶ How sweet the sound ¶¶" "¶¶ That saved a wretch ¶¶" "¶¶ Like me ¶¶" "{singing continues in background}" "III walk you to your car." "You poor thing." "This is so hard." "Its just so hard." "Youre very brave." "Here now." "{female voice} Oh, honey, he was a magician." "He made all of us just look beautiful." "I mean, he could make your wrinkles all just go away, and he would, if, if you had a overbite, hed fix it so it wouldn`tt be so sticky outie." "And he would, um.. take a bouquet of small white roses and put it in your hand." "I mean, he just made everybody look so beautiful." "Except too bad you were dead." "It seemed like no matter what happened to us, whether it was car wrecks or heart attacks or household poisons, or guns left locked and loaded around the house, or choking on a little piece of meat," "in the end, he always made us look good." "Oh, you name the song, hed sing it." "If country folks came in requesting an old gospel, hed sing it." "Or trailer trash came in requesting Loretta Lynn, hed sing that, too." "But as great as Bernie was at performing a service, he was even better at sales." "If you pardon my reach, Mrs. Thompson, this is a memory drawer." "It wasnt bullshit, he really believed that all those little touches were necessary." "He even came up with this idea:" "for 150 extra.." "`OOh, that I had wings like a dove," "I would fly away and be at rest. `" "At this moment, as the casket descends into the ground, we now release a white dove symbolizing Mr. Callahans soul.." "passing on to the next world, to the mystery of the great beyond." "{flat voice} Yes, I agree, that is a lot of money to put down in advance." "But theres a right way and a wrong way to approach this." "It was his idea to put up more crosses on the wall and change the lighting, make it feel more like a church or a sacred place, less like a business or an office." "Were you thinking interment or cremation¶¶" "I beg your pardon¶¶" "He means buried or burned." "Buried." "We already have the plots." "I am so happy for you." "Can I tell you, I am not fond of cremations." "I just dont like the idea of someone spending eternity in something the size of a motel ice bucket." "Id just soon drop you in a ditch by the side of the road." "Hey." "I want to keep it simple." "Yeah, this is.. this is fine." " I see." " Yeah." "Now, these composite wood with cloth we sell mostly to the county to bury the unclaimed, the indigent, and also no warranty, of course." "Warranty¶¶" "Oh, with our better caskets, we, uh, guarantee that your remains will be untouched by rainwater, pesky insects, burrowing animals searching for food.." "Also, now tall are you, Mr. Eccles¶¶" "About 62"`.." "Oh, dear." "These economy boxes are not very large." "We may have to make a leg adjustment to get a proper fit." "Leg adjustment¶¶" "Well, not necessarily break the legs but definitely" " bend the feet.." " No!" "No," "I.." "I wont have it." "Then may I suggest.." "the Corinthian." "¶¶ Just as I am ¶¶" "¶¶ Without one ¶¶" "Im pretty sure the first time Bernie met Mrs. Nugent was at the time of Mr. Nugents funeral." "¶¶ Was shared for me ¶¶" "¶¶ And that thou be come ¶¶" "Her husband, Dwayne, he was just a tough old typical old man." "And he liked to do business just a handshake," "He would say things like.." "III guaran-damn-tee yah.." "He was some kind of exploration guy with a big oil company and he made a whole lot of money back in the 60s." "He was too tight to spend any of it but he liked to invest his money in everything he could." "¶¶ T o thee whos blood can cleanse ¶¶" "¶¶ Each spot o land ¶¶" "As a matter of fact, he even bought a bank here in town." "I believe it was 87, he bought the bank." "He run that sucker with a hard fist." "Just, I mean, he was kinda.." "abrupt, and the way.." "I appreciate it." "the way he done business and stuff." "Of course, then after he died, well, then she took over and she started having a position that he had and if it was said that he was kinda disliked in the way he did business, youd have to say that she was literally hated," "cause that old heifer, she turned down loans just for a hobby." "She was just a mean old hateful bitch." "Hey." "Theres just no other way to put it." "She wasnt friendly." "She.. she really wasnt, and she probably.. there are people in town, honey, that woulda shot her for five dollars, ya know¶¶" "I mean, when you live in a small town, youve got to be friendly and nice to folks." "She would chew your ass at the drop of a hat." "I mean, shed rip you a brand new three bedroom two bath double wide asshole." "No problem." "In the fourteenth chapter of the book of John," "Jesus said, `LLet not your heart be troubled. "`" "Well, I heard that she hadnt talked to her sisters in over 20 years but when the mother died, she was right in there fightin them over quilts and chairs." "Can you believe that¶¶" "And one of the sisters even wanted to donate land to the church, but she interfered because she didn t want the church to have it." "She didnt like that pastor." "He wore Bermuda shorts on his day off." "Friendsandlovedones.." "Everybody in town knew that Mr. and Mrs. Nugent werent exactly friends with their son Dwayne Junior and his family." "He was a doctor out in Middleton, almost never came to visit." "One of his daughters had actually sued her grandparents trying to get at the money in that trust." "That made her so mad she never spoke to any of them again." "Let us pray." "Marjorie Nugent. she was.." "not a very nice lady and her nose was so high shed drown in a rainstorm." "Mrs. Margy, she was the kind of person that I believe she was born old." "She was just born with this prune face." "Thats pretty much the impression people got from her." "I got a buddy of mine, Louie." "Hes a decent fellow I work for." "Mrs. Nugent took a broom to his ass one day." "Would you like me to get up and do the back in there¶¶" " Get out." " Ooh." "Oh." " Beautiful service." " Thank you." " III see you on Sunday." " Thank you very much." "{deep sigh}" "He was great with the D-L-O-Ls." "Thats what we all called the "`ddear little old ladies. "`" "All the widows in town had crushes on Bernie." "Just thought I d bring you a hankie." "Oh, yeah, old Bernie." "H e loved to hug and kiss on those older women." "At his age now, they were lucky to get the time of day from him." "{deep sigh}" "Hi." "Hi, Mrs. Nugent, I just, uh.." "wanted you to know I was thinking about you." " These times can be hard." " Oh, thank you." "Okay." "I never asked him to do this and he wasnt getting paid to do it, but he would always stop by and check on the widows after he d done their husbands ` funerals." "He just really cared about them." "I mean, that guy was just a sweet guy, and they just loved him to death." "Room service." "Hi, Im just dropping by again, Mrs. Nugent, to pay my respects." "I brought you some soaps and a little bubble bath to soothe you in the tub, and some chocolate cupcakes for a late night snack." "Come in." "Oh!" "That.. would be my pleasure." "{clears throat}" "{classical music playing}" "In high school I wanted to be an evangelist to save the souls of my fellow students." "A lot of them were starting to drink and smoke and ride motorcycles and have premarital sexual experiences and all that." " Oh, yes please!" " Here you go, Bernie." "Thank you, Esmeralda." "When." "Miss Marjorie¶¶" "One time I got four teenagers to re-dedicate their lives to Jesus, but eventually I realized I was meant for other equally important things." "Oh, please, Bernie, touching all those cold bloated bodies." "Please!" "Dont you think you were meant to do something more¶¶" "No, no, no, no, Mrs. Nugent." "It isnt bad at all." "Their souls are already with the Lord by the time Im involved." "Its just my way to serve and show respect for the lives they led and comfort all the loved ones that they leave behind." "{deep sigh} Well." "And some day, if Im lucky, many many years from now," "I will give you such a beautiful funeral.." "with all the roses in East Texas." "I know itll be the event of the season in Carthage." "You know, I think that Bernie was the one that got Marjorie back to church after her husband died." "{female voice} Well, I know the Bible says" "Jesus turned water into wine, but it didnt say liquor store wine." "It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, because it didnt have time to ferment." "If Jesus could walk on the water, he could make any kind of wine he wanted to." "Fermented or not." "Right on the spot." "{male voice} Morning, ladies." "Sorry to interrupt." "Mrs. Marjorie, it is so good to have you with us this morning." "I just want to put a bug in your ear now." "Many of you know were hoping to start construction on our new prayer wing soon." "Mmm." "Well, Im hoping I can count on a few of you to join the fundraising committee." "Okay¶¶" "Think about it, now." "God bless you." "{all singing} ¶¶ This is my story This is my song ¶¶" "¶¶ Praising my savior All the day long ¶¶" "¶¶ This is my story This is my song ¶¶" "¶¶ Praising my savior All the day long ¶¶" "{sings alone} ¶¶ Perfect submission Perfect delight ¶¶" "¶¶ Visions of rapture Now burst on my sight ¶¶" "¶¶ Angels descending Bring from above ¶¶" "¶¶ Echoes of mercy Whispers of love ¶¶" "¶¶ This is my story This is my song ¶¶" "¶¶ Praising my savior All the day long ¶¶" "{Mrs. Nugent} Uh-uh, no, we ll take my car." "No, I insist." "Dont be silly, Bernie." "Good, III see you Saturday afternoon." "Im.." "I`mm looking forward to it, too." "Okay, Mrs. Nugent, bye." "Oh, so sweet." "That was Bernie Tiede, the assistant funeral director." "Hes very sweet and very nice to me." "Cant think of anyone who`ss been that nice to me in 50 years." "Now, you!" "Youve got two minutes to explain these accounts to me." "Or three minutes from now" "I just might get myself another stockbroker." "I can explain everything, Miss Marjorie." "Its a very simple case of them changing their accounting statements." "They changed their formatting, its re-formatted.." "in a different format." "Hey, listen." "I couldnt help but hear the end of that conversation." "I gotta tell you, Bernie, you have got to be about the bravest man in this town." "She isnt all that mean like everyone says." "Now you sure about that¶¶" "Well, she doesnt have anyone, Don." "Shes a very lonely person." "She needs someone." "Ive asked her to accompany me this Saturday to the Van Clyburn Piano Competition in Fort Worth." "Well, have fun." "Aint like she`ss the richest widow in town." "Hell, maybe shell even pay for everything." " Don!" " Hey.." "And if she does offer to pay for everything, order up a couple of them bottles of Dom Perignon." "You get her liquored up, youmightgetlucky." "No, Don!" "He sincerely believed that.." "it was better to give than to receive." "Well, Bernie had a problem with money." "He was generous. some folks say overly generous." "What he was was a buy-aholic." "And, uh.. hell, he d walk into a store, seen something he liked, hed buy the store out of every goddamn item he wanted and give the shit away." "And thats crazy." "But that Bernie, he liked to make people smile." "He wanted friends." "Acceptance, I guess, is what you call it." "And Bernie could do just about anything." "I mean, he could hang wallpaper in peoples houses, and Ive never seen any man do this, but he could make curtains for people and he was the head honcho for the Chamber of Commerce" "Christmas decorating committee." "Thats a big thing in Carthage, too, a big thing." "Bernie was really smart." "H e helped people do their tax returns, you know, financial counseling.." "Anything that you pay for on the job that the company, the oil company doesnt reimburse you for, that`ss a tax deduction." "So, for instance, Toby, these work coveralls, did the company provide you with these¶¶" "No, we got to buy our own." "Bingo." "That is a tax deduction." "And how about your lunch buckets and your steel toe workboots, they give you those¶¶" " Why, hell no." " Thats what I thought." " You kidding me¶¶" " Uh-uh." "Thats tax deduction number two and three." "{male voice} Thank you, sheriff Huckabee." "Youre listening to KGAs, the heartbeat of East Texas." "Now before we get to the school cafeteria menu, and the wedding anniversaries for the week, heres Bernie Tiede from Leggett Funeral Home." "Thank you, Jerry." "As some of you are already aware," "Mr. Harvey Gunnolds left this world all too soon this past Wednesday after a brief hospital stay." "I used to love having him on the air." "I mean, every Friday people would tune in just to hear Bernie." "And when he did the obituaries, it wasnt like a so-and-so was survived by so-and-so kind of thing." "It was.." "lets see if I can remember.." "Left in sorrow to mourn the passing of the beloved Mr. Gunnolds are Mima Gunnolds, his mother, Georgia.." "And the way he would make them `llook good"` in death, well, hed make them sound good, too." "Like Gunnolds was a drunk, always starting shit wherever he went." "He finally got himself killed in a pool hall." "Now how do you say something nice about somebody like that¶¶" "Well, to Bernie, it was, `HHe was known.. "`" ".. for his social engagements and his.." "conversational abilities.." "A kid would wrap his car around a tree and with Bernie it was.." ".. and yet, death slipped up on young Mr. Shotwell, as gentle as a fallen mist." "{crowd murmuring}" "{female voice} What happened¶¶" "{inaudible dialog}" "I regret to inform you that four of your classmates have just been killed." "Now this is gonna happen to you if you drink and drive." "Is this what you want to happen to you¶¶" "{female voice} It didnt make no difference what it was or who ask it, if it was good for the community," "Bernie d give it all he had." "All the time." "He was very serious about his commitment to Carthage." "Life is so beautiful, every moment a miracle, and yet in a blink its gone." "T oo young." "{shouts to crowd} T oo young!" "Oh, he really had a way of bringing the community together." "Not just at the funerals and at the church, he organized a `BBeautify Carthage"` campaign, and he put on the very first East T exas art festival and invited artists from all around the region to display their works." "Are these all.. ¶¶" "Im sorry to stop you, are these all done with that.." "the, uh, whats that called¶¶" "Its all chain saw." "How do you do that¶¶" "I wake up in the morning with an idea and cut away everything that aint that idea." "Can I talk to you at some time¶¶" " Do you have a card¶¶" " Yeah." "Because I have an idea I would love to commission." "I dont know if you work that way, but.." "Look at that card, he put it on a piece of wood." " Im gonna call you." " Alright." " Youre a gem." " Thank you." "Thank you." "Okay." " See you later." " Bye." "Oh, yeah, Bernie took her everywhere." "He took her to the Van Clyburn Competition, took her up to the junior college to see some of the rehearsals of shows that he was working on." "Oh, yeah, he always had Mrs. Nugent." "¶¶ Ive never Been in love before ¶¶" "¶¶ Now all at once its you ¶¶" "¶¶ Its you forever more ¶¶" "¶¶ Ive never been In love before ¶¶" "¶¶ I thought my Heart was safe ¶¶" "{female voice} He had come to a production in a local theater, and he thought it could be better so he volunteered to help out and pretty soon he was the musical director for one show, a director in another one," "and an actor in almost all of them." "He just had a real knack for drama." "¶¶ Please forgive this H elpless haze I m in ¶¶" "¶¶ I ve really never been ¶¶" "¶¶ In love before ¶¶" "¶¶¶¶" "{girl singing} ¶¶ Ive never been In love before ¶¶" "¶¶ Now all I want to be ¶¶¶¶" "I saw them at a restaurant one time." "They was out to lunch together, and he reached over and kissed her on the cheek." "But it wasnt a kiss like you give your momma or your grandma." "It was more of a romantic, sexual kiss to me, you know¶¶" "He had that graoning sound in the back of his voice." "It was kinda strange." "It just didnt look right to me." "The word was it wasnt a week after the funeral" "Mrs. Nugent gave Bernie Mr. Nugents $12,000 Rolex watch." "Hell, for that kinda money, I bet he did kiss her." "In a small town, people will always suspect the worst of someone." "But theyII also suspect the best." "So we just thought they were companions." "Look, it was widely assumed that Mrs. Nugent was paying Bernie to `aaccompany her"` places." "Oh, Id estimate they spent nearly a hundred thousand a year on vacations." "They went to Russia, Acapulco, New York City." "They went to Europe on the Queen Mary, always first class, always some spa, some resort, some.. sittin in some hot spring mineral peeling water bath." "{both humming}" "{humming playfully}" "{Wa-wa-wa-wa}" "{female voice} Margy looked so much better." "You see pictures of her on these trips with Bernie." "she had nice hair, she looked good, she seemed happy, and she had Bernie to thank for that." "Marjorie realized she had everything in front of her." "she could do anything she wanted in her life, and she wanted to travel." "{Marjorie, chuckling}" "Money was no object but unfortunately, she had no friends or family that she wanted to travel with." "Until she met Bernie." "Hey, I II tell you one thing for sure." "On that trip to Belize, they stayed in the same room." "And you know damn right well they saw each other in their underwear." "And I know for sure that when she went to Shreveport, to get some sexy lingerie at Doris lingerie shop, she got herself a see through nightgown that showed her breasts." "I mean, give me a break." "What is a woman her age wanting to do showing her boobs¶¶" "Seriously." "Disgusting." "Bernie was a little effeminate." "I mean, an unmarried man in his late 30s, going to all the musicals with a bunch of old blue-hairs.." "Ah!" "You know, I heard that he was gay, but he was such a good Christian man, everybody thought, you know, how could that be¶¶" "That dog dont hunt." "Nah." "There was always talk about Bernie being a little light in the loafers but.." "I always thought he was celibate." "He was a nice-looking man and there were lots of girls in the community who wouldve loved to have a date with him, but he never seemed to show much interest in that." "He stayed busy all the time and was working." "He had a tendency to hold on to another mans hands, touched too long after shaking it, and he had a subscription to mens fitness magazine." "Now if youve ever seen Bernie Tedie, you know darn well it wasnt for the workout tips." "And when you see him around town, if he wasnt at the church or at work in the funeral home, he would always be where we these doggone hemmed, starched shorts." "With his belt line.. above the navel." "And the kicker is he always wore sandals." "Our Lord and Savior always wore sandals and he never married." "And he had 12 disciples and I dont think any of them ever married." "And the apostle Paul, he was a lifelong bachelor." "And you never heard anybody in the New Testament say that they was a bunch of queers." "No." "No, he had homosexual relations." "I know that for a fact." "This aint San Francisco, so around here we got a lot of `ccloset homosexuals. "`" "And I know of at least two men that he had relationships with that were heterosexual." "Were." "Now one of the main things and why I have this job, and why I feel like Im good at it is, you see, Im naturally suspicious." "Sometimes I find myself waking up in the middle of the night." "III be staring off out through the backyard into the woods and I.." "III be thinking about all the crime and mayhem happening out there, and thats.. that`ss when I start putting it together in my mind." "I stop the criminal." "I wait, I watch, and I listen." "When the times just right.." "thatswhenIpounce." "Aint nothing I enjoy more than the sound of a criminal thats just wriggling on the end of my hook, hey, you know, and folks like to see the D.A. at work." "But no county aint gonna hire a D.A." "who doesnt know that this is a full time job." "All the time." "One thing Danny Bucks is good at is getting Danny Buck re-elected." "And he gets his little photo ops in the paper, busting up the copper rings or the hub-cap rings, or the meth labs, but in slow times," "Danny Buck be out digging up some shit." "Let me show yall something." "Youre gonna love this." "I call this my wheel of misfortune." "Now what Ive done is, I`vve assigned numbers to all the suspected drug dealers around here." "If your number comes up, number eight, Danny Bucks come to get you first." "And not one of you dope pushers is gonna get away." "Not one." "The best trick I ever pulled is the time I arrested five deadbeat dads all at the same time." "You see, I was having trouble finding them." "Actually, what I did is I used the annual hands on a hardbody contest the one at the Dodge dealership on 79¶¶" "People were standing around for days and days with their hands on the pick up truck, and the last one with their hand on the truck wins it." "What I did, is I got a rig where they invited these five dads who arent paying child support." "I figured the idea of a new truck might get em to come out of hiding." "Did it work¶¶" "You bet your butt it did." "{ Hey, get him!" "I think wed like to move some out of financials and into technologies, maybe a little more Apple." "And wed like to get a thousand shares of Tommy Hilfiger." "I got a sneak-a-peek at the new line for the.." "What is this `wwe`dd like to"`ppart, Bernie¶¶" "What do you know about stocks and investing¶¶" "Let me remind you: you bury people." "Youre a mortician." "You`rre not an investment advisor." "No one uses the word `mmortician"` anymore, Lloyd." "Its "`ffuneral director. "`" "Or in your case assistantfuneral director." "We just thought you were being a little conservative with Marjories account." "Hello¶¶ Lloyd¶¶" "He hung up." "Whoa." "No." "Something crawled up his butt." "ThisisLloyd." "Lloyd!" "Dont you ever, ever speak to Bernie like that again, or III be moving my account." "Im sorry, I got a little frustrated and I.." "Dont be sorry, just don`tt do it." "Well." "{dramatic stage music}" "{Mrs. Nugent, off} I have a son and four grandchildren some of whom have threatened to sue me and have actually sued me and none of them visit or appear to care about me." "Also my son is a physician and amply provides for his family." "For the reasons stated," "I am not including them as beneficiaries under my will." "I give, devise and bequeath my entire estate, real, personal and mixed, onto Bernhardt Tiede the second, outright and simple." "T o life." "Oh, thank you, Crystal." "H ere you go." "Cheers." "Give pills, give me my pills, Bernie." "Pardon me¶¶" "You know I have to take my pills before eating." "You were supposed to bring them, so where are they¶¶ Give them to me." "Im sorry, Marjorie, there must have been a little misunderstanding." "Id be happy to go to your room and get them." "Excellent!" "Okay." "{male voice} she put his name on all her bank accounts, and then she gave him a power of attorney, which meant he could spend her money any way he wanted to." "And he did." "{airplane motor running}" "Been on the line for a while." "Wont let go." "Hello, Marjorie, I.." "Im sorry, I`mm sorry, I thought I told you what I was doing this morning." "Well, I dont have my phone on while I am up there." "You know that." "Im sure we won`tt be late for lunch, but Im on my way." "Okay." "Bye-bye." " This is my life." " Okay." "Somewhere along the way," "Mrs. Nugent convinced Bernie to go to part time at the funeral home and go working full-time for her." "She got rid of all the usual help and it was just Bernie." "He was her business manager, travel companion, her servant." "{deep sigh}" "{door opens}" "Bernie!" "You shouldve been here hours ago!" "But we still have time." "well be there on time, Marjorie." "I need you to go by the cleaners and pick up my dress." "Now Ive got to wear something else." "You fooling around with those damn planes all the time, Bernie." "I told you I was going to be.." "Okay, you told me." "What good does that do me¶¶" "Things change and I needed you here." "And because you never leave your cell phone on all the time, this is a pager." "Youre going to wear it on your person at all times, correct¶¶" " Correct." " Go get me a dress." " Okay." " Hurry." "Hurry." "Hurry, hurry." "Hurry, hurry." "Ugh." "Marjorie, please." "I can understand chewing each bite of some food 25 times like chicken fried steak, but I dont think you have to chew your refried beans that many times." "It doesnt really make sense." "Its unnecessary additional work for your jaws." "Think of your poor TMJ muscle." "It cant be good for it." "Its inefficient." "Think about it." "You this drives me crazy." "Please stop." "This is like nails on a chalkboard." "Okay, go ahead, chew like that, chew like that all day." "{deep sigh} Ah!" "Well, Bernie was so nice, so accommodating, so willing to keep from hurting other peoples feelings, he just couldnt tell anybody to piss off." "{Mrs. Nugent, distant} Bernie, Im still waiting." "Would you rather hear `DDrama in Real Life¶¶ "`" "`TTips for Better Summer T omatoes"` or.." "Tips for Better Summer T omatoes." "`TThe best summer tomatoes.." "she was demanding, condescending, even conniving." "And she had intentionally put him in a dependent position." "She was jealous of his time, envious of his community status, and.. overly generous to him." "So as to make him stick around." "soyoujustshow people around the boat¶¶" "All around the boat¶¶" "Yeah, I give tours." "And I bartend in the captains cabin." " Oh, you have a lot of jobs." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Youre a jack of all trades." "Its good though." "The money`ss good." "Not bad." "And you get to see the world, right¶¶" " Yeah, we do." " Thats cool." " Yeah." " Marjorie¶¶" "This is Kevin who works here." "Hello, Mrs. Nugent." "Bernie, were scheduled to be there now." " Im ready." "Okay." " Be still." "Okay." "Do you want me to get this¶¶" " Stop asking questions." " Okay, you got it." " Thank you." " Good, good." " Lets go." " Thank you." " Lets go, let`ss go, let`ss go." " Nice talking to you." " See you, Bernie. - Yeah." "Okay, bye-bye." "{female photographer} Okay, you want to look right down the lens and say `EEgypt. "`" "{ Egypt." "{shutter clicks}" "Okay." "Okay, everybody, lets work on the arrival of the Wells Fargo Wagon." "This wagon has all of our instruments on it so were very excited about it.." "{pager buzzing} Uh-oh, hold on." "Grrr." "So I want to have a pulse on each beat, and I want to have everybodys eyeline on the horizon going like this and I want some people to do this because everyones doing this right now." "Its looking a little too uniform, okay¶¶" "One, two, three, four and oh!" "And ho!" "Thats it." "Okay." "Very good, relax the pose." "This is only going to take a second." "If I dont call her, she will give me living hell." "Hello, Marjorie, how are you¶¶" "Mm-hm." "Can I bring you anything¶¶" "Can it wait till right after rehearsal¶¶" "We got another 40.." "Okay, right away." "III be there." "Bye-bye. {deep sigh}" "Can you clean this up¶¶" "I have to go right away." "Thank you." "{deep sigh}" "{ Hows it going, Carl¶¶" "Old Mrs. Nugent just fired me." "What happened¶¶" "She said I stole a lawn mower." "Snuck it out to my place in Niggertown." "What¶¶" "Why does she think that¶¶" "Oh, she saw me leave with it," "I was taking it to get it fixed." "Let me talk to her, okay Carl¶¶" "Dont go getting a new job just yet." "Okay." "But I aint going back up there." "Not today anyway." "I dont blame you." "I will get to the bottom of it and I will call you back." "Okay¶¶" "So sorry about this." "Alright." "Oh, you just pop up whenever its convenient for you!" "Just when you think its fine for you, you come!" "Well, fine fine, fine, fine!" "What happened with Carl¶¶" "I got rid of him!" "I caught him red handed!" "God knows what else hes been stealing from me, Bernie!" "He says he was gonna get it fixed." " Thats what he says." " Well, I don`tt think Carl.." "And those flowers hes supposedly planted, they were supposed to bloom two weeks ago." "Hes a lazy good fer nothin`.." "The man`ss never done anything!" "I dont think that he would ever do anything like.." "Why are you stickin up for his kind¶¶" "Marjorie, youre making it very hard to be your friend." "Im gonna come back some other time." "Oh, just go ahead, desert me." "Just like everybody else, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead." "Go, go, go!" "You hate me!" "Marjorie, I am not going to take part in this argument." "You know ." " I know you hate me!" " No!" "Like everybody else!" "{tires screeching}" "Oh." "Basically, it was like Bernie became her property." "YouII never leave me." "Never." "He was her sole source of entertainment, had to do everything for her." "I truly believe the guy felt he was smothered, choked, unable to get his wind." "I dont know how the guy stood it." "Well." "Come on, just pull the damn trigger." "I dont think I can." "It doesn`tt feel aimed right." "Look, look, all I want is for you to shoot that armadillo that is digging up my garden, okay¶¶" "I mean, is that too much for me to ask, for you to be a man for once in your life¶¶" "Fine." "Now Im holding you responsible for anything getting dug up in my garden." "Okay¶¶ You go out and fix those holes yourself." "Dig one you can fit in." "Let me see." "Did you go by the cleaners to pick up my dress¶¶" "Yes, earlier." "Did you Iysol my kitchen counters¶¶" "Mm-hm." "Did you pick up the Preparation H from the pharmacy¶¶" "No, but I figured wed go by there on the way to lunch." "Do you still want to go to Jalape¶¶o Treat¶¶" " I guess." " Okay, hold still." "Jeez." "Will you be attending our dress rehearsal tonight¶¶" "No." "Marjorie¶¶" "Marjorie, are you okay¶¶" "Marjorie, say something to me." "Marjorie, can you talk to me¶¶" "Marjorie, can you say something¶¶" "Oh no, no, no, no, no!" "Oh, Jesus, no, no, no, what have I done¶¶" "Oh, God!" "What have I done¶¶" "Please tell me what to do!" "III do whatever you want me to do!" "¶¶ Seventy six trombones Led the big parade ¶¶" "¶¶ With a hundred and ten Cornets close at hand ¶¶" "¶¶ They were followed by Rows and rows of the Finest virtuosos ¶¶" "¶¶ So is the cream Of every famous band ¶¶" "¶¶¶¶" "¶¶ Seventy six trombones Hit the counterpoint ¶¶" "¶¶ While a hundred and ten Cornets blazed the way ¶¶" "¶¶ To the rhythm Of march!" "march!" "march!" "¶¶" "¶¶ All the kids began to march ¶¶" "¶¶ And their marching Still right today ¶¶¶¶" "Great job, everyone." "It seemed like the flags were a little late, also I want to make sure that those fleahops are right." "Now I got off that time but I feel like I got off because one of you got off." "But it was a really great job." "Take five, were gonna take it again from the top." "I dont think too many of us ever asked very many questions about Mrs. Nugent, and if we did, he would always have a very plausible explanation." "Hello, Billy, this is Bernie Tiede calling on behalf of Mrs. Nugent." "Yes, yes, she missed her holiday haircut appointment but shes asked me to tell you that she won`tt be coming back in." "She wants to try someone else." "Well, Im sorry to say this but she says that you take too long and charge too much." "Billy, Im sorry, but I`mm just the messenger." "I was rather devastated at the very idea that she was not coming anymore after 30 years of being her friend, hairdresser, confidante sometimes, and she just was gonna vanish." "{male voice} It was easy for her to disappear." "Nobody was looking for her." "Not her son, not her two sisters." "One of them lived here in Carthage." "They hadn t spoken in about 10 years." "You want to sign this for Mrs. Nugent, our generous benefactor¶¶" "Only person looking for her was her stockbroker." "{phone rings}" "Oh, God." "Hello¶¶" "Bernie¶¶ Bernie!" "Wh.. wheres Marjorie¶¶" "I.." "I.." "I havent spoken to her in over five weeks," "Ive left 11 messages." "Shes with me right now, Lloyd, and Im sorry I couldn`tt tell you earlier but shes had a series of small strokes." "Ive been meaning to call you and let you know her situation." "Mm-hm." "No, she should not be attempting to talk." "No." "No, you cant talk." "The doctor said.." "Shes indicating for me to tell you hi from her." "He sends you all his best." "Okay,well, well be in touch when she`ss feeling better." "In the meantime, let me know if I can help you with anything." "Okay." "Okay, bye-bye." "Bernie knew better than touch my accounts." "But he was going after what would go into her bank accounts because thats where all the royalty checks went." "Its usually 50,000 a month." "Now he really started being generous." "He paid 5,000 dollars for the Shreveport orchestra to come over play the Messiah." "He bought a high dollar harpsichord for school." "He paid for the choir to go to Russia." "Well, yeah, he hired me back for more money, which is fine with me." "Oh, he bought jet skis, he bought nine cars, he bought struggling businesses, he paid 40,000 dollars for Carthage Awards." "Thats a trophy shop." "He loaned the money to the Yokums over here, that opened up Boot scootin Western Wear." "I guess that was Carthage s answer to Neiman `ss." "Bernie just told everybody to pay him back when they could." "You know, pay me when you can." "But they never did." "Bernie knew my twin girls birthday was coming up, and he thought they should have a big nice playhouse, you know¶¶" "Little girls." "Bernie bought this playhouse for my girls." "Oh." "Thank you." "I just feel like I need to say, Bernie Tiede, God bless you, son." "Youve done more to transform the town of Carthage than anyone else." " Oh, thank you." " God bless you, Bernie." "Bernie couldve bought a mansion for himself with the money." "But he kept that little house worth, maybe, 50, 000." "Now he bought cars for folks that needed it." "And he paid cash for those." "But that old Lincoln he was drivin¶¶" "He had it financed." "And he was usually behind on his payments." "No, there really wasnt any greed in him." "Almost everything he got from Mrs. Nugent, he gave to somebody else." "Lloyd seems to be pretty concerned." "He thinks the family should get involved." "Oh, good lord, you gotta be kidding me." "I dont know why Lloyd is so paranoid." "Its like I told him." "Shes at the Scott White Nursing Home in Temple." "She didnt want everyone to know, cause she`ss afraid the family would come in and try to take over her affairs." "That sounds just like Marjorie." "Mm-hm." "Thats Marjorie alright." " Mm-hm." " One hundred percent." "You know, Bernie, shes my sister, and I guess that I should love her." "But shes just mean." "Shes just hard down mean." "Mm." "Well, theres some goodness in there, too." "She used to tear up my toys, she pulled the heads off my dolls, she used to tear up my homework." "And next up is Mrs. Ida Parker." "Ida says she does not like knitting, crocheting, gardening, cooking fancy food, excessive housework, or artsy hobbies." "Shes planning on doing these things when she gets old." "{audience laughs}" "¶¶ Beautiful dreamer ¶¶" "¶¶ Queen of my song ¶¶" "¶¶ List while I woo thee ¶¶" "¶¶ With soft melody ¶¶" "¶¶ Gone are the cares of ¶¶" "¶¶ Lifes busy throng ¶¶" "¶¶ Beautiful dreamer ¶¶" "¶¶ Awake to my song ¶¶" "¶¶ Beautiful dreamer ¶¶" "¶¶ Awake unto me ¶¶" "¶¶¶¶" "¶¶ Beautiful dreamer ¶¶" "¶¶ Awaken to me ¶¶" "¶¶¶¶" "{audience claps}" "Thank you." "Thank you." "So you saw Mrs. Nugent in April of this year¶¶" "You know, I believe it was April." "With your own eyes¶¶" "Well, you know, I didnt actually.. see her that day, I.." "I came to her house to get her to sign some documents." "Bernie comes to the door, says shes feeling poorly." "Just then, he takes the documents back and she signs them." "I go on about my business." "Okay." "It confirms a pattern." "I appreciate it." "Well, it sounds like Lloyd Hornbuckle called Wayne Junior up in Amarillo, and got him all riled up." "Oh, boy." "You know, I think Lloyds just upset because hes losing commissions during her illness." "He cant move Mrs. Nugent`ss money around and keep taking his commissions the way hes used to, so.." "It may be so, but Dwayne Junior says his money comes in every year for his kids from his dads will." "It hadnt come in this year." "And it wont until Mrs. Nugent`ss in better condition to take care of such things." "The poor ladys in the hospital having suffered a major stroke." "She simply doesnt want to be disturbed." "Tell everyone for heavens sake, to please have a little more patience." "Well, thats fine with me." "I dont want her disturbing me, if you wanna know the truth." "Im sorry you had to get wrapped up in all this." "Oh, forget about it, Lloyd Hornbuckles just a busybody." " III see you later, Bernie." " Thank you, Sheriff." "{cell ringing}" "Hello." "{ You are living in a wold of guilt." "All the police have to do is find one shred of evidence and its off to hell you go." "Lloyd, is that you¶¶" "Lloyd¶¶ Hello.." "Bernie, are you okay¶¶" "Hm¶¶ Yeah, I just, uh.." "{deep sigh}" "Can I ask you something¶¶" "Of course." "Its so strange." "Do you believe a person could be capable of.." "an action.." "and yet to them it feels like its not even them doing it." "Almost like Jekyll and Hyde¶¶" "Bernie, stop worrying, its okay." "someones personal proclivities are nobody`ss else `ss business." "We all love you like you are, Bernie, no matter what." "¶¶ Shackled by a heavy burden ¶¶" "¶¶ Bneath the load Of guilt and shame ¶¶" "¶¶ Then the hand Of Jesus touched me ¶¶" "¶¶ And now I am No longer the same ¶¶" "¶¶ He touched me, Oh he touched me ¶¶" " God bless you, Bernie." " God bless you, Mr. Brown." " That was beautiful." " Thank you." " You have a blessed weekend." " God bless you too." "Thank you." "As always, Bernie, I love the songs." " Thank you." " My sympathies." "Thank you, MariBelle, its always great to see you." "Im so sorry Marjorie didn`tt hear that," "I hear shes doing better." "Yes, some days it seems shes starting to feel better but, um.." "Im still afraid.." "Im gonna lose her soon." "{cooing sounds}" "{Lloyd, off} Finally." "Nine months since I had last laid eyes on Mrs. Nugent, we got into her house." "Grandma¶¶" "Mrs. Nugent¶¶" "Grandma¶¶" "Nothing." "Hm." "{ Theres nothing." "Why would she tape her freezer shut¶¶" "Oh, my God." "sheriff!" "{excited chatter}" "{{lady reporter} Sir, Im a reporter for KCM channel." "Maam, hold on." "Would you care to make a statement about whats going on¶¶" " Sheriff¶¶" " Hey, Danny." " In the freezer¶¶" " Yeah." "All in one piece or chopped up¶¶" " All in one piece." " Holy shit." "Frozen like a Popsicle." "Be careful." "{soft chatter}" "Alright, get rolling, straight to Dallas, no stopping for coffee." " Alright." " No sir, we aint stoppin`.." "Wehadloadedupthe freezer with its contents intact for transport to the Dallas Medical Examiners office where the forensic experts over there are gonna study it." "At this time, are there any suspects in the murder¶¶" "Oh, theres one man in particular I can think of" "I sure would like to talk to." "Hey, Sheriff, did you actually find him yet¶¶" "Were still looking for him." "He wasnt at Carthage aviation," "Carthage Awards or his house." "Alright, look.." "were gonna throw a net over the entire tri-county area to find our number one suspect." "We might be dealing with a madman here, a bonafide deranged killer." "Achieving goals, mastering skills, the opponent isnt the other team, its really just yourself." "And if youve worked hard, and done the absolute best that you can, then no matter what the scoreboard says, you are the winner in the game of life." "You can hold your head high.." "Mr. Tiede, may we have a word with you¶¶" "Of course." "Right now¶¶" "Sure." "Im gonna go talk to the police." "Gentlemen, you have earned yourself.." "a great dessert." "Go, Rattlers." "Im so proud of you. {clears throat}" "This way." "{male voice} How long you been thinking about killing her, Bernie¶¶" "I never thought of me killing Mrs. Nugent." "Id.." "I guess I fantasized about her death, but I was never the one responsible for it." "She always died accidentally like.." "in a car accident or falling down the escalator at the mall in Longview." "I was always the one weeping by her open casket." "Comforting others, being comforted myself." "Whyd you want her dead, Bernie¶¶" "Mm, she had become so mean and possessive of me." "I.." "I couldnt face being around her any longer." "And then it just.. happened." "I dont know." "I shot her!" "I shot poor Mrs. Nugent four times." "With the armadillo gun." "Then what¶¶" "Well, then the Lord called her Home." "I know I done wrong and I must atone for my sins." "Oh!" "{loud sobs}" "Elizabeth, I just heard Bernie killed your sister Margy." "Oh, honey, no." "Marjories in a nursing home over in Timble." "No, no, she is in a deep freeze going to Dallas." "Nobody in a million years couldve imagined that that could`vve happened." "Shock!" "I could not believe Bernie did this." "No way." "Well, it was fucking unbelievable." "Nobody could believe it." "You know, I could see somebody wanting to do that to her, but Bernie Tiedes the last person I woulda thought done it." "I mean, we were just shocked, just shocked." "Just disbelief." "The Bernie I knew was somewhat of a sissy." "And it just aint no way" "I can see him ever killing anybody." "I thought theyd made a mistake." "You got this sweet guy, you got Bernie, whos just the nicest fella I`dd ever met, and Ive known him for a little while, and then you got.." "Mrs. Nugent who is not nice, not nice to a large degree, just evil." "So you got this sweetness and you got this evil, and theyre kinda battlin` each other, uh.." "and you know that something at some points gotta give, somethings gotta break and she was justs more evil than he was nice, I guess, and he just exploded." "Were all capable of that dark moment." "If we ever get angry enough." "He mustve wanted to get caught." "All he had to do was put her body in one of his airplanes, fly her out over the Gulf and push her right out." "No body, no arrest." "A woman like that with a bad heart.." "he shoulda just shoved the pillow right over her face." "Then they probably wouldnt even done an autopsy." "A few days later, hed be doing her funeral." "Oh, I just started shaking my head going, `OOh Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. "`" "Who in their right mind would kill their meal ticket¶¶" "It was crazy around here." "People were on Danny Buck like ticks on a coon dog." "Yeah, Danny Buck, you know Bernie didnt know anything about shooting a rifle." "He didnt go huntin`, he wouldnt know a deer blind from an outhouse." "That he wouldnt." "There are not enough nice men in this town." "Leave poor Bernie alone, Danny Buck." "We dont even think he did it." "He confessed." "Danny Buck, you knew Mrs. Nugent as well as any of us did." "Did you ever stop to think maybe, just maybe" "Bernie did it in self defense." "Self defense." "Maybe it was a forced confession." "They couldve beat it out of him." "Hes too sweet to stand up under interrogation." "Look, there was no interrogation." "He walked in, sat down and told us everything." "Simple as that." "Well, hell." "Even if he did do it, she was so mean and ornery, she had it coming to her." "Its not as bad as people say it is." "He only shot her four times, not five." "You know what¶¶" "You people are as crazy as a coot." "I like Bernie Tiede as much as you do." "He did shoot her though!" "I tell you what." "I dont claim to know what Bernie did or did not do." "I figure thats between him and God Almighty." "Mm-hm." "And the way I figure it, thats where it should stay." "Man, I hope Im on that jury." "Yes, we need to be able to forgive someone whos done something wrong." "And no matter what the truth is," "Bernie is going to need our prayers." "so, folks, we need to understand that tragedies are simply tests of our faith." "And right now, Bernie needs to know, especially during this testing of his faith, that God and this congregation have not abandoned him." "{Buck clears throat}" "Goodtosee you, thanks for coming." "Good to see you." "God bless you for everything." "Reverend." "Now listen," "I understand you going all New Testament on him but uh.." "you got to at least take him off the prayer list." "Hey, I gotta stay neutral, everybody needs a preacher." "Neutral¶¶" "Reverend, basically you were supporting a criminal act." "You know, all I hear is poor Bernie." "Nobodys talking about poor Marjorie." "Hell, everyone seems to be forgetting that theres a lady, a member of this congregation, shot in the back four times and put in the freezer." "Danny, the Bernie youre talking about is not the Bernie this church knows." "The heck it isnt." "It sounds like the only Bernie youre choosing to remember is the one that donated 100,000 dollars to your church." "Reverend." "Danny, look, Im sorry you feel that.." "Its been hard on everyone." "Alright, kiddos." "All the good that Bernie had done for everybody, or for us around here, it just.." "they come in, and then it was gonna get all" "Mrs. Nugents money back that Bernie had spent." "We lost our airport, we lost our best store, cars, some people lost their houses, jet skis." "He spent 600, 000 dollars of Mrs. Nugents money." "No paperwork, anything¶¶" "A receipt ¶¶" "I dont know, I mean.." "he just gave it to me, said I could have it." "Well, you know, at least they couldve left some money for the church." "Hell, ." "{female voice} Here they come!" "{female reporter, off} Although rumors have been circulating about a possible plea bargain to lesser charges or a probated sentence," "District A ttorney Danny Buck Davidson has shocked East Texas by filing first degree murder charges against Tiede, which could result in a life sentence." "Clearly, the tiny town of Carthage is buzzing with opinions over the murder." "He didnt shoot Mrs. Nugent in the back." "He didnt do it." "Bernhardt Tiede aint no monster." "Aint no jury gonna convict Bernie of first degree murder." "In fact, I dont know if a jurys gonna convict him of anything and I II say this, if a jury as to convict him, theyll probably gonna give him probation." "They aint gonna send him to the penitentiary." "In the meantime, Bernie sits in the county jail where hes reportedly already become a popular inmate leading a Bible study group and cooking meals for the staff." "Now,weare going to line the bottom of the pie dish with cheese to provide a barrier between the liquid and the crust." "Now a lot of people use grated cheese, but I found that if you cut it in little quarter inch cubes, it does a better job of keeping the crust from getting soggy." "Now, we are going to sauté the broccoli lightly in olive oil till its just bright green." "That keeps the flavor in." "If you put it in raw, its completely flavorless." "Im not saying we want the case totally dropped, but isnt there some way to keep Bernie from getting punished too much¶¶" "Thats $14.74." "So let me ask you something, Mrs. Beck." "If someone came along and shot you in the back four times, would you still be fine with me not letting them get punished too much¶¶" "If Im on that jury, Danny Buck," "Im votin` to acquit." "As far as convicting Bernie," "I feed you straight." "I mean, even with the confession in my pocket," "I was a bit trepidacious." "I mean, its like he cast a spell over the entire area." "All the little old ladies," "Methodist church people, anybody hed ever given anything to." "With Mrs. Nugents money." "All the closet homosexuals." "Everybody." "Everybody thought he was gonna get off." "But I had one card left to play." "And I went all in." "Trials are generally moved when the judge determines that the defendant cant get a fair trial locally." "And thats usually because the crime is so egregious and so well known that everybody in the community has already convicted the poor son of a bitch accused of it." "But in all the years Ive been doing this for a living," "I have never heard of the state seeking a change of venue because the defendant was so well liked that they couldnt get a conviction." "So when I heard that the judge had actually agreed to move the trial, giving in to Danny Bucks harebrained request, my first thought was, `OOh, shit." "Our donkeys in a ditch. "`" "¶¶¶¶" "Bring in the freezer." "Let the jury be able to see where Mrs. Nugent spent the first nine months of her afterlife." "A poor excuse for a casket." "Boys, make sure it opens up to the jury." "There s some wild shit on both sides of the courtroom." "But, you know, this was the big stage the big town, the big show theyd been waiting for and they pulled out all the stops." "They wheeled in the actual deep freeze." "Mm-hm." "They projected pictures of frozen dead Mrs. Nugent." "And then they started bringing out the crying weeping relatives." "And then I went to the freezer." "And I saw underneath her corn and her steak and.." "her pot pies was.." "the top of her head." "It was so horrible." "No further questions, Your Honor." "When was the last time you talked to your grandmother¶¶" "Um, I dont remember." "Isnt it true that you and your brother sued your grandmother almost four years ago¶¶" "We were advised to by a lawyer." "A lawyer¶¶" "You mean, just some old boy come in off the street¶¶" "Or are we talking about your lawyer¶¶" "I guess he was working for us." "III say he was working for you." "He was trying to get your grandmothers money, wasn`tt he¶¶" "Did you ever speak to her after that¶¶" "I dont think so." "Oh, you dont think so." "Well, you know you didnt." "But you told us earlier that you were real close to your grandmother." "Now was that the same woman you were suing for money¶¶" "Is that the same woman that you have not spoken to in four years¶¶" "I felt in our hearts we were still close." "I knew he was in trouble when I saw that jury." "And Bernie was just gonna have to get up there and explain himself to a bunch of Saint Augustine cousin-countin rednecks over there." "I mean, they got more tattoos than teeth and there aint no brain in the whole dozen of `eem, and theyre supposed to decide big things like this¶¶" "I mean, shoot, I wouldnt let `eem work on my car." "Now, Bernie, after you were arrested you gave a confession, correct¶¶" "Yes, sir." "How did you feel about Marjorie Nugent¶¶" "I cared for Marjorie deeply." "I loved her very much." "And Ive sent letters from jail to her family asking their forgiveness for ruining Margys life and the pain Ive caused." "Well, if you cared for her, even loved her, why do you reckon you killed her¶¶" "{deep sigh}" "I could probably describe it like being in prison to some degree." "She wouldnt allow me to have any friends, and Im a people person." "I got to have my friends." "She was very jealous and possessive of my time." "She had become so hateful." "I dont even remember picking up the gun that day." "It was like someone else was doing it." "so why did you leave the body there¶¶" "It would seem to me that if you didnt want to get caught, youd find some way to dispose of it." "Oh no, no, no." "I could never do that." "That was never my intention." "Everyone deserves a proper burial." "And I was.." "I was just waiting for my chance to give her one." "Thank you, Bernie." "III pass the witness." "So help me out here, Bernie." "On this trip with Mrs. Nugent to New York City, did you fly first class¶¶" "Yes, I believe we did." "Tell us the difference between like the first class seats and the regular old seats in the back of the plane." "I.." "Ive never been up there." "Id say the seats are a little larger maybe." "More comfortable." "Dont they have people waiting` on you and stuff too, you know¶¶" "I mean, people bringing you fancy food, and serving you whatever you want to drink and stuff like that¶¶" "Yes, the service is probably a little better." "Oh, so you like the first class treatment." "First class lifestyle, the best that money can buy." "I was accompanying Mrs. Nugent who usually preferred these things when she traveled." " Mm-hm." " So." "Now, on that New York City trip, it says here that you and Mrs. Nugent stayed at the.. the Ritz Carlton¶¶" "Thats a fancy hotel near Central Park, isn`tt it¶¶" "Yes, I believe that is where we stayed." "It also says here that while you were in New York City, you saw an opera." "And a Broadway play." "I think its called "`LLes Miserables. "`" "{French accent} Les Miserable." "Thats impressive." "What¶¶" "So culture is important to you." "In what way¶¶" "Well, you seem to know all these fancy words and such." "Well, that ones not very difficult." "Not for you." "You know all about the high class life, dont you¶¶" "I.. what.." "like what¶¶" "Like, I dont know, say for instance what.." "what kind of wine are you supposed to have with fish¶¶" "No, I dont.. white usually." "Mm-hm." "That takes a lot of money to have so much culture, dont it¶¶" "To.. to enjoy the finer things in life that you love so much." "The ritzy hotels, first class flying off to the big cities." "I mean, it takes a lot of money to live that way, dont it¶¶" "No, I.." "left to my own devices," "I would not have been traveling in such an expensive.." "But left to someone elses devices, you were!" "And after you killed Mrs. Nugent, you kept on spending her money, didnt you¶¶" "A lot of it!" "And if you wouldnt a been caught, youd still be spending her money today." "Wouldn t you¶¶" "Wouldnt you¶¶" "{thud with hand}" "Ladies and gentlemen, after listening to all the evidence," "Im sure that you will agree that the defendant is a liar, a coward and a backshooter." "Now, come on." "Thats got to be about the lowest thing a man could ever do, aint it¶¶ shoot a little old lady in the back¶¶" "Four times." "There is no doubt in my mind" "Bernie Tiede is a calculating evil actor." "He fooled a whole town for nine months." "Now if he can do that, there aint no telling what he`III do if you let him back on the streets." "That poor woman stayed frozen stiff for nine whole months." "In a freezer." "It took two days to thaw her out." "Just so they could perform a proper autopsy." "No." "No, no, no, no, no." "Im sorry." "Your honor, counsel, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all Danny Buck Davidson wants to do in this trial is get you to believe that Bernie is some kind of monster." "That he is something other than a fellow human being." "Look at him, ladies and gentlemen." "There is not one hint of premeditation in this case." "If there was, hed have done it a lot differently." "He mighta gotten away with it." "Did he try to poison her slowly¶¶ No." "Did he burn down the house¶¶" "Say it was an accidental fire¶¶ No." "He still knew he done wrong." "He knew he was gonna get found out." "He just didnt have the courage to tell on himself." "But like a good funeral director, he preserved the body so that she could have a proper burial." "And in the meantime he did a lot of good for a lot of people." "Till he finally got caught." "He just doesnt sound like any kind of monster I`vve ever heard of." "Thank you." "{lively chatter}" "Thatdoesntexcuse the crime that was committed." "Now look, everybodys describing Bernie Tiede as such a great guy." "`OOh, he`ss so wonderful." "He`ss an angel. "`" "Let me tell you, hes an angel alright." "An angel of death." "Thank you." "{male voice} Bernie Tiede, please rise." "Mr. Foreman, it is my understanding that the jury has reached a verdict." "Yes, sir, we have, Your Honor." "Is it unanimous¶¶" "Yes, sir." "Would you please read the verdict¶¶" "{clears throat}" "We, the jury, find the defendant Bernie Tiede, guilty of murder as charged." "Theygaveme life." "I wont even be up for parole for 50 years." "Ill be 89 years old." "Danny Buck, you gotta hand it to him." "What he did, is two groups, you know." "It was the high-falutin first class livin `" "Bernies of the world, and then there was the, you know, lets dig a hole in the backyard and cook something, you know¶¶" "Put another tire on the fire, George." "Im cold." "It was just two different worlds he created there and Bernie wasnt of their world." "{soft murmuring}" "Itsnotas badasyouthink ." "Im the choir director, teaching four classes." "Im in the craft shop most of the day." "I miss my freedom." "Well, sure you do, hon." "Im making the best of it." "Got a lot to live for." "You do." "You do." "I wanna help people here." "Hm, well, I have to tell you what Ive done." "I wrote the warden a letter." "Yeah, I did." "I told him that he had to give you a work release or something like that so that you could sing at my funeral." "Now, Im not sick or anything, but now Bernie, you promised me that you would do that." "And I totally mean wear those chains or whatever if it made them feel better so.." "That is awful sweet, Lenora." "And it would be an honor but dont count on it." "I dont think they`rre letting me out of here for nothing." "Oh!" "Sure they will." "I told him that you went temporarily insane." "And were all going insane sooner or later." "I mean, thats the way I look at it." "Uh-oh." "Hes telling me our time is up." "I cannot tell you how much it means to me that Im still in your prayers." "And that III always be with you." "Yes." "And you know how much we love you." "And I will tell you, I look around here." "You need to take care of yourself and be real careful because I think this could be a dangerous place." " You think¶¶" " I do." "And well come back in a couple of weeks." "Take care." "I love you." "I love you, baby." "You take care of him." "I dont care what he did." "Yes, I do care." "It was wrong." "But I believed that if Bernie were truly sorry for what he did, and would ask Gods forgiveness," "God would forgive him." "And after all, thats all that really matters." "I will miss him." "All of us will." "{slow sad violin music}" "{violin music continues}" "{fast music}" "III never believe till the day God calls me home that Bernie Tiede killed Mrs. Nugent." "And.. and thats just the way I feel." "And my husband told me, `DDaisy, when you go up there," "`yyou don`tt change your mind if you see some of those people" "`sstanding out there in the courthouse that you love," "`tthat`ss your friends too. "`" "I said, `HHey, I don`tt think Jesus could change my mind. "`" "Thats just the way I feel from day one." "And I will always feel that way." "Bernie was a good man." "Bernie had a great heart." "We need more Bernies in this world." "Murderers come along once in a blue moon over here and typically, theyre family related," "I mean, its just how it works out, we dont have strange killings, its just some family member got upset with the other and shot him, killed him dead, and they know they gonna go to penitentiary for a while." "Now we even have less murder trials cause most of `eem plead out." "So this thing becomes a media circus, we got people coming in from all across the United States." "Old Danny Buck, we caught him with a stiff neck, he.. he got kind of stiff neck, kinda get your neck a little stiff, he got a stiff neck, he was like a pig in shit" "when all this was going up." "Talking about what wine to drink with fish," "I mean, those people drink warm beer with fried mudcat and hes trying to say.." "I took one look at the jury and I said, Uh-oh." "Scrappy, you aint gonna do it, buddy." "I mean, you aint gonna do it." "You dont have enough equipment to bring these people outta their dang hovels over there." "Jesus, hes my daddy, he`ss my cousin." "Its like, some of them people shouldnt be allowed out of the county and we took the whole damn trial over there, you know¶¶" "What are they asking for¶¶ I dont get it." "I dont get the legal system." "¶¶ He put her in the freezer ¶¶" "¶¶ And pulled down the lid ¶¶" "¶¶ Didnt even move it ¶¶" "¶¶ Just made sure It was plugged in ¶¶" "¶¶ He gave a lot of parties ¶¶" "¶¶ Kept her packed on ice ¶¶" "¶¶ No one suspected anything ¶¶" "¶¶ Cause Bernie Was so nice ¶¶" "¶¶ Oh, Bernie, oh, Bernie, ¶¶" "¶¶ What have you done ¶¶" "¶¶ You killed poor Mrs. Nugent ¶¶" "¶¶ You never even ran ¶¶" "¶¶ Oh, Bernie, Oh, Bernie ¶¶" "¶¶ What have you done ¶¶" "¶¶ You killed poor Mrs. Nugent ¶¶" "¶¶ You never even run ¶¶" "¶¶ After all those months ¶¶" "¶¶ No one had seen her face ¶¶" "¶¶ The local law decided ¶¶" "¶¶ They should Search the place ¶¶" "¶¶ And when the search That ended ¶¶" "¶¶ To everyones surprise ¶¶" "¶¶ They found her Shot and frozen ¶¶" "¶¶ As Bernie took her life ¶¶" "¶¶ Oh, Bernie, Oh, Bernie ¶¶" "¶¶ What have you done ¶¶" "¶¶ You killed poor Mrs. Nugent ¶¶" "¶¶ You never even run ¶¶" "¶¶ Oh, Bernie, Oh, Bernie ¶¶" "¶¶ What have you done ¶¶" "¶¶ You killed poor Mrs. Nugent ¶¶" "¶¶ And never even run ¶¶" "¶¶ You killed poor Mrs. Nugent ¶¶" "¶¶ And you Never even run ¶¶¶¶" "{light applause}" "I ran out of air on that one."

"[birds chirping]" "[sighs happily]" "Hey, kid." "Yaou want to hang out in the alley until my friends get up?" "I'm working!" "Hmm." "[grunts] [gasps]" "[whimpers] [exclaims]" "Hank, Peggy, Bobby!" "I just met a woman!" "Dale, Nancy, Joseph..." "I just met the woman who will bear my children!" "Is this a good school district?" "[humming] [grunts]" "Boomhauer, there's a dead wolf on your lawn." "I'm lying." "I met a woman!" "[grunts]" "Whoa, whoa." "Yao, man." "Still here?" "I thought I'd make you breakfast." "No." "I got an old hang-gliding lesson, man." "I'm gonna teach this little old blind kid." "I'm talking about that old Special Olympics, too, man." "[birds chirping]" "[exclaims]" "Mom, Dad, the ice cream lady's here." "I need $1.50." "Quick." "Bobby, I don't think the Mrs. Dippy Cone lady is on duty." "Her and Mr. Boomhauer are..." "dating." "even better." "She'll be here all the time." "I can get to know her on a personal level." "[exclaims] Maybe she'll let me do a ride-along!" "Why can't Boomhauer date someone smart for once?" "Like a congresswoman, so I could get my law passed." "And then she nodded like this... and then she smiled like this... and then she jogged like this." "[beer sloshing]" "It was magic." "Man, give it a God dang old rest." "Man, you're talking about it... just going on and on, just yack, yack, yack, blah, blah, jogging and...." "Just hush." "Exactly." "Why should we have to listen to Bill blather on... about some nonexistent she-jogger that doesn't even exist?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "Well, let's face it." "We'Ve been down the imaginary friend road before." "There were those guys you claimed you played soccer with." "Larry and Wayne." "Yaou know, Larry and Wayne may have been imaginary... but they were a lot more supportive than you." "Yaou didn't hear what they were saying behind your back." "Peggy, can I borrow a coffee cup?" "I need a second mug 'cause I got a lady friend now." "Oh, a lady friend." "Bill, that is so wonderful." "Oh, no, wait." "This one's dirty." "give it to me!" "Guess who had coffee with his special lady this morning?" "The coffee stains on your shirt are a nice touch, Bill... but we're still not buying." "I knew you guys wouldn't believe me, which is why I taped her." "I brought coffee for the two of us." "No, thanks." "If you're worried the caffeine will make you need to move your bowels..." "I Iive right across the street." "That's very sweet, but I gotta keep up the pace." "See you." "Remember when you fell in love... with that speed skater on the Wheaties box?" "Turns out she was real, too, but that didn't make her your girlfriend." "Look, in a perfect world, we could both be married to Peggy." "But this is reality, and I haVe to find someone here." "All right, all right, I'll do it." "Bill, I'm gonna help you win her over." "Here's a sure-fire way to sweep her off her feet." "Yaou will tend to her wounds." "What wounds?" "The one she got from falling in the hole." "What hole?" "The hole you dug in the alley." "But I didn't dig a hole in the alley." "Not yet." "Oh!" "Huh?" "Look, we will dig a minefield of some 20-odd holes." "She'll fall, twist her ankle, and you will come to her rescue... with the first-aid kit of love." "Bill, you'Ve got enough problems without this lady suing you." "Man, holes is dang old cheap, man." "What you need is, like, them good old rap, man." "Talking about something like this." ""Yao, how you doing, baby?" ""Know what I'm talking about?" "It's gonna take two to make it out of sight..." ""you know, man?"" "Oh, God." "Man, that dang old ball and chain." "Man, cover for me, Hank." "Tell her I, like, moved to denver or something." "I'm not really much of a liar." "Hey." "Do you know if Boomhauer's back from his safari yet?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "He's...." "Yaou see" "He moved to denver." "There, Hank, is that so hard?" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Come back!" "She's not coming back, honey." "Of course she is." "She's Mr. Boomhauer's girlfriend." "Let's see, how can I explain this?" "Yaou know how you can be happy eating Vanilla ice cream day after day after day?" "Well, Mr. Boomhauer isn't just like that." "See, he likes to try different flavors." "But he can have a new flavor every day." "He's dating the ice cream lady." "Mr. Boomhauer had grown-up sex with the ice cream lady... and now he's dumped her." "Yaou're never gonna have ice cream again, Bobby." "[gasps]" "This'll be great." "Nancy and I haVe been dying for another couple to hang out with." "What about Hank and Peggy?" "Between you and me..." "I'Ve run out of things to say to that woman." "Oh!" "I'll help you, ma'am." "[yells]" "I'm down." "[grunts]" "My name is.... [yells]" "Just tell me where it.... [yelling]" "(Bill) Damn it!" "Here we go." "We're just gonna get you inside, man." "Man, just go ahead and you just keep them ankles elevated." "I'm gonna help you out now." "Please, come back." "No, wait." "[Thank Yaou playing] [wailing]" "[car horn honking] [moaning]" "Well, I see she's a bit of a hellcat." "Scratched you up good." "After all I did for her, all these holes I dug... he just comes in here with his..." ""dang old this" and his "dang old that" and he steals her away from me!" "Hank?" "No." "Boomhauer." "All he's gonna do is give her one night of marathon lovemaking..." "I would have given her the same amount of love... but stretched out over a lifetime." "I usually run five miles every morning, but I think that counts." "[birds chirping]" "Hey, man, just put it on my dang old account, man." "How could you, Boomhauer?" "[yells] [groans]" "I loVe her!" "But to you, she's just another notch in your belt." "Yaeah, I tell you what, man, you dug your own grave... when you dug them dang old potholes, man." "Fellows, Bobby's trying to nap." "This stupid jerk stole my woman!" "I haVe never done that to you." "Dang it, Boomhauer." "Now we'll never hear the end of this." "No." "Yaou will not hear the end of this." "Hey, Boomhauer, here comes that lady jogger." "Oh, man." "Dang old denver, man." "[whistles]" "A Jaguar." "Man, you're talking about a dang old sweet ride." "Man, you got a fully synchronized four-speed with cast housing... and dang old diaphragm clutch, man." "I'm Bill DauteriVe." "And I'd be honored if I could have some of your hair... for my collection." "What are you doing?" "I am flirting." "I didn't know you liked classic cars." "Then again, the only thing I do know about you..." "is where you're ticklish." "I tell you what, man." "Why don't we go on back to my place, you gonna make me laugh?" "Go, Boomhauer!" "Sorry, Bill, but I gotta back a winner." "Please, don't put on Dido." "Please, don't put on Dido." "[music playing]" "Oh, Dido!" "[whimpering]" "And then I said, "l know you." ""Yaou're the weatherman from Channel 7, right?"" "And then he says, "No, I'm not."" "And then I said, "What are you talking about?" ""Of course, it's you." "Yaou are that guy."" "And he said, "No, I am not." And you know what?" "It wasn't." "Hank, why aren't you in the alley?" "Is it raining?" "Oh, speaking of rain, I ran into this guy today...." "Oh!" "I can't listen to this story again!" "I got to walk eight blocks to Carter's Market now... and get my ice cream." "Why am I in the middle of this?" "I bet Bobby wishes Boomhauer dumped the asparagus lady." "[laughs]" "There's not really an asparagus lady, Peggy." "It's funny." "Oh!" "Oh, okay." "So you think Boomhauer's promiscuity is amusing?" "Not really." ""Not really"?" "So, what then?" "Do his stories entertain you?" "Does hearing about his bedroom antics excite you?" "ls that how you get your freak on?" "My what?" "No." "No!" "I, I...." "I loVe you." "I'll leave you alone with your dirty thoughts." "Yaeah, you know, the minute I turned 18, man... my little old mama saying, you know..." ""Get into...." "Go into electrical engineering, Boomhauer." ""Dang old make me proud," you know?" "But I just don't do it, man." "Thank goodness." "Engineers are way too uptight." "Yaou wanna do some shots?" "Ooh!" "Dang old...." "Dang." "There's OJ in the fridge." "Make yourself a little something to eat." "Take a swim." "Just do me a favor and press "activate" to set the alarm on your way out, okay?" "Bye." "[door closing]" "Dang old...." "Yao, Hank." "Hank, man." "Hey, man, talking about it's me, man." "Dang old Boomhauer, man." "Huh." "I just turned on the backyard grill from the swimming pool." "And Peggy said man would never be able to do that." "Boomhauer, this is the coolest fling you'Ve ever had." "Oh, yeah, man." "Dang old cool fling, man." "I was using the master bathroom... which, by the way, I should have been master of... and I found this." "Hey, man." "Put them little old things back!" "For a rich woman, she buys pretty flimsy underwear." "Where's her ass supposed to go?" "No!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "[grunts]" "This is a digital watch." "I could have been electrocuted." "I'm never talking to you again." "Yaeah, I tell you what, man." "I tell you, just...." "Good riddance, man." "Yaou're not normally so touchy about your girlfriends' unmentionables." "Yaou getting serious with this gal?" "Oh, man, what are you...." "What are you guys doing here?" "Oh, man." "I'm sorry, baby." "Yaou know, I just...." "Hot day, you know." "I thought, maybe, I'd invite a couple of my friends over, man." "It's my bad." "Yaeah, I'm sorry, man." "I'm not leaving without my urine." "I left it sitting in the toilet." "[ice clinking]" "Oh, thank you, baby." "Why don't you go on ahead, and make yourself one, too?" "I'm sorry." "Did you forget something?" "Oh, man, I'm sorry." "Yaou need to go ahead." "Go ahead and unwind, man, I'm sorry." "Yaou got my digits." "Yaou just go ahead and you call me." "[birds chirping]" "I saw this news promo last night... that said something's going on in restaurant kitchens... that might really surprise us, but then I fell asleep." "Boomhauer, you stay up late." "Are rude customers really getting more than they bargained for?" "Ring, man." "Come on, baby, please, man, don't...." "Now, talking about, it's been nearly...." "It's been two days, man." "I don't feel like...." "A dang old lifetime, man." "I remember when I fell in love with Peggy." "I'll never forget that first handshake." "I wanted it to last forever." "love, man?" "That's what this is, man?" "Talking about, old pit of my stomach, man." "And I don't know if I'm coming or going." "I'm getting out of my mind, man." "love?" "Me?" "Hey, dang old Mee-Maw." "[gibbering]" "What, Mee-Maw?" "I didn't...." "Little Boomhauer...." "Coming up." "HaVen't seen you in so long." "Now, Mee-Maw, family matriarch...." "And, well, it's about time I'm gonna ask you for that dang old ring." "Oh, Boomhauer!" "Yaou...." "Talking about, I thought I was gonna be buried with the dang old thing." "Yaou little old...." "Wow." "[dog barking]" "[doorbell ringing]" "All right, all right." "It's a pizza, not a kidney." "Boomhauser?" "Marlene, I dang old...." "I can't stand being apart from you, not one moment longer, man." "I'm talking about, just like this ring." "It ain't got no beginning and no end, man." "Okay." "I'm gonna be honest with you." "I only understand about half of what you say." "The other times I just nod and smile and wait for your pants to come off." "What I'm talking about, Marlene, is dang old...." "Won't you marry me?" "Whoa, I understood that." "I see the pizza guy, but I don't see the pizza." "[Marlene giggling]" "[Marlene giggling]" "steven." "Yaeah, that's cool, baby." "Plenty of dang old fish in the sea, man." "[music playing on car radio] [tires screeching] [sobbing]" "Dang old...." "Yaep." "Yaep." "Yaep." "Oh, dang old." "Come on, Marlene, man." "Come on, man, talking about them old times, man." "Barbecue sauce." "[voices laughing]" "Yaep, I know that sound." "She's got you on the office speaker phone." "Yaou're a loser!" "[chuckling]" "[sobbing]" "Come on, Boomhauer." "Yaou're still the same old tomcat you always were." "Hey, tell us that story about the girl from the Radio Shack." "Yaou know, "l was buying batteries...."" "Yaeah." "Yaeah, okay." "Well, you know, my dang old Norelco died... and I went out to get me some of them old triple A's, you know?" "So I...." "Oh, God." "Marlene." "Boo-hoo-hoo-hauer." "I bet now you wish you'd only slept with 100 ladies... instead of 101." "Now you know how they all felt, except for that one that did it to you!" "Bill is picking on Boomhauer?" "He hasn't done that since he had hair." "We gotta do something." "The alley was balanced before." "A cool single guy, and a cool married guy... a loser single guy, and a loser married guy." "Now, it's me and three losers!" "Dale, go sign out with Nancy." "We're going tomcatting, and I'm gonna need a wing man." "Got you." "Wait." "If you think for one second, that I'm gonna stand by... while you go on a floozy hunt for Boomhauer, why" "Peggy, do you want another Bill on your hands?" "Take my car." "It's a chick magnet." "Boomhauer, where do the girls hang out?" "Nursing school, magic store?" "[sobbing]" "Hey, there's a woman." "All right." "Do that thing where you compliment them..." "and they come home with you." "Yaeah, yeah, yeah." "I once told Peggy her hair looked nice." "She still mentions it." "She's hugging him." "Look at him go, Hank." "Don't look at me." "Look at them." "He's bringing her back." "Pretend you're asleep so they can make out." "Yaou guys should get this poor fellow back to bed... after what that cold-blooded witch did." "Oh, turning down his grandma's ring." "[sobbing]" "[sniffling]" "Oh, man." "There, there." "[footsteps approaching]" "Amateurs!" "[grunting] [sighing]" "Thank God we're married." "Yaeah." "It's rough out there." "I know how dark it is for you right now." "Curled up, lying in your own emotional Vomit." "Yaou're in hell now, Boomhauer." "And the only way out is through a long, dark tunnel." "And you're afraid to go in because there's a train coming at you... carrying a boxcar full of heartbreak." "Well, let me tell you something, all you can do is let it hit you... and then try to find your legs." "I know." "I'Ve taken that hit more times than I can remember." "Look at me, Boomhauer." "I'm fat, and I'm old... and every day I'm just gonna wake up fatter and older." "But, somehow, I manage to drag this fat old bald bastard... out into the alley every day." "I'm out there digging holes, falling into them... climbing out, trying again." "And tomorrow I'm gonna hang outside at a lady's prison." "And the first thing those lady cons are gonna see after 20 years... is me." "Will I get one?" "Experience says no." "Will I be out there next month?" "If I'm alive, you better believe it." "Yaou gotta get right back up on that tanning bed... slip into a tight T-shirt, wash off some of that cologne... and get yourself out of that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed!" "Hell, yeah, man." "Yaeah!" "Dang right, man!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "Get out there, boy!" "Yaeah, yeah." "Yaeah!" "Yaeah!" "Yaeah!" "[birds chirping]" "He's gonna make some lucky lady Very happy... then Very, Very sad." "What you got, Boomhauer?" "A hot date with that attractive garbage lady?" "No, man." "I ain't ready to get back on my dang old horse just yet, man." "I got a little old business I need to do first, man." "Boomhauer?" "Now, I thought I'd never see you again." "Yaeah...." "Listen, man, I want to talk about...." "I done went off and walked a mile in your shoes, man." "I felt that old...." "That old big hurt, and, you know..." "I just want to tell you, man." "I want to tell you...." "Well, I'm...." "I'm sorry." "And how about, you know, just be dang old, you know, friends, man?" "[gate opening]" "Welcome back to society." "May I offer you a ride home?" "I'm driving." "So, what were you in for?" "Killed my boyfriend." "Does that mean you're single?" "(Dale) Pretend you're asleep so they can make out."

"All characters, events and locations in this film, including those based on existing ones, are fictitious." "Hi." "Hi." "Want a coffee?" " No." "I've got two oranges." "I can make some fruit juice if you like." "No." "No?" "Would you like something to eat?" "I think I've still got some muesli." "Actually, all I've got is muesli." "Did we do anything yesterday?" " Can't you feel it?" "I gave you a good fistfucking." "No, you were too drunk." " Doesn't stop most guys." "My head..." " Want a painkiller?" "No no no." "The Belgica, eh?" "It's not my kind of place." " Isn't it?" "It really stank of drains there yesterday." "I know." "The toilets often overflow." "I'm on to it." "Have you only got one eye?" " So people tell me." "I really didn't notice it yesterday." "I probably drank so much I was seeing double." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Sorry, I'm..." "I'm off." " OK." "Good luck with the toilets." " Thanks." "Yes, of course." "Yeah." "But we can fit an LPG kit." "Yeah, yeah, of course." "Yeah." "Hey, Frank, is that Mustang any good?" " No, it's a wreck." "You can forget it." "Bye." "Sorry." "I was talking to my colleague." "We can sort that out, it's soon done." "Sorry." " One, two..." "A bit more voice." "How's things?" "The eagle has landed." "Hi, son." "Hi, son." "It's Daddy." "How are you?" "Hello, son." "Hello, Daddy's little boy." "My wife." " Yeah, good morning." "Good morning." "Phhh, you stink!" "Go on." "Hello, Lana." "Jo really has found his feet." "It's incredible how the kid..." "I don't hear from him for months, he disappears off the face of the earth." "And then suddenly he owns a bar." "Lana, can you take Lou to school in a minute?" "If he gets an idea in his head, he doesn't sit around on his arse, he goes for it." "I told him about Dad but he already knew." "Hey!" "I'm talking to you." " Yeah, yeah, I'm listening." "Right, what do I have to do?" " Go to bed." "No, I promised to help and that's what I'm here to do." "Hit the sack!" " I had to be here in time to help." "I'm here, eh?" " Yes, you were going to help." "What's the problem?" "I'm here, aren't I?" "I promised." "A promise is a promise." "Eh?" "Come on." "Don't." "Come on, pull a different face." "Yes, that's much better." "Come on." "Do what you like." " What do I have to do?" "Come on, let's go." "Work." "What?" "Hello?" "Hi, Jo." " Hi, how are you?" "It's your brother." "Um..." "I'm going to come and help at the weekends." "In the bar?" " If you're OK with that, of course." "Yes, I'm OK with it." "What about you?" "Are you OK with it?" "Why else would I call?" "Of course I'm OK with it." "Learning to pull beer and serve drinks can't be that hard." "If you can do it..." "I'm looking forward to it." "See you Friday." "Bye." " Bye." "I'll have an Imperial." " A what?" "An Imperial." " A what?" "An Imperial." " Have we got any Perial?" "Just give him a beer." "It's his first day." "Two beers." "Keep going, Frankie boy." "You're doing great, man." "Goddammit." "What a mess!" "Hold on." "Frank, wait a minute." "The plumber will be here soon." "It's almost certainly a tampon." "You can put up hundreds of notices saying not to throw anything in there, chicks still flush everything down it." "Ugh!" " See, they do..." "Look at him." "Him there." "Oh, Davy Coppens." "Who?" " Davy Coppens from The Shitz." "That's it, that's who it is." "Davy Coppens." " He's a good buddy of mine." "What?" " He's a good buddy of mine." "No." "Really?" " Of course he is." "Do you know him?" "No, you don't know him." "Bullshitter!" "You know him?" " I asked him to come." "Really?" " Yeah." "I've been making publicity, bro." "He's brought his records." "He's gonna do some DJing." "If that's OK with you?" " Of course." "He's on my leg again." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey, Jo!" "Jo!" " Eh?" "What?" "Hey, get off there." " Hey!" "Hey!" "It's not funny, man." "I just want you to leave now." "Where is your heart?" "Hey, pal..." " No, no." "Piss off." "Hey!" "Fucker!" "Hey, thanks, Manu." "Well?" "Is the food ready?" " Cooking with Wibo." "Can you do one for my brother?" " No problem." "Hey." "Hey, what's all this?" "That's hard drugs, guys." "Seriously." "Don't do that, Jo." "It's the beginning of the end." "He's my little brother, you know." " Hup." "Come here." " Do your best, fatty." "You're a fatty." "Shafted by the music industry." "I am the music industry." " Stop it." "Thanks." "Go on." "Wow, buddy." "Now what?" "That way." "Watch your head." " Yeah yeah." "Fantastic, eh bro?" "What do you think?" "I think that's the wall next to the bar." "A steel beam under it, wall out, door in." "So... a door in it." "Keep it closed during the week and open it at the weekend." "Excellent." "What is that there?" "I think it's that alleyway next to the bar." "And?" " Yes." "An emergency exit." "An emergency exit, very important." "Jo, you're a genius." "If you become my partner, we can do it." " Yeah." "No problem." "Are you sure?" " Of course." "Half the shares each." "Fifty-fifty." "Is that alright?" "Agreed." "Sixty-fifty." "Good evening." " Good evening." "Good evening." " Come on." "Hey, Frank." "Come on." " Hey, you nutcase." "We've seen far too little of each other lately, haven't we?" "You've hardly seen my kid." "Christmas Day." "On Christmas Day." "On Christmas Day, he says." "Hey, I've missed you too, you know." "Is that better?" " It's OK for me to say that, isn't it?" "Yes, it's OK for you to say it." " I think it's OK for me to say it." "By the way, Mum went to see Dad." "No way..." "She went to see him?" " Yes." "Goddam..." " At the hospital." "He hasn't got much longer apparently." "Maybe we should go and see him too." "Jo, I swore I never ever wanted to see the guy again." "He's practically dead, Frank." " So what?" "So what?" "You're going a bit far now." " I'm not." "He wasn't interested in you, you only had one eye." "I was a stupid arsehole." "And Mum had to keep her trap shut." " Sometimes you have to forgive people." "I know, Jo, definitely." "You're right." "Forgive and forget." "It's really important." "But I'm no good at that." "I can't do it." "You can't?" " No, I can't." "Certainly not in his case." "He can kiss my arse!" "Fine." "We won't go." " No." "You can do what you like, man." "We won't go, Frankie." " If you want to go, then go." "We'll stay home." " Do what you like." "We're not going." " I'm not bothered." "If you want to go, then go." "Cheers." "Frank, have a bite of my brownie." " I'm driving." "Look at her face." "Madam." "Madam?" "Hey, sit down." "Just sit down." "Come on." "Hey, we're sitting down..." "What's going on?" "Shit!" "That's on my shoes!" "My finger..." "My balls." "I know, sweetie, but come on..." "You wanted a baby, you got a baby." "You wanted kennels, you got kennels." "Now it's my turn." "I've also put enough of my time and my money into this." "Come on, sweetheart." "We'll get the house, I promise." "But the Belgica first." "It's an hour's drive from here." "When will we see you?" "Never." " Sweetheart, please." "Be..." " No." "Do you know what you should do?" "Throw a few more plates." "Isabelle, come on." "You and your wild plans all the time." "What have you got to prove, Frank?" " I'm..." "And you don't stop." "I'm becoming fucking boring, sweetie." "I don't want that." "Life is whizzing past, I need a challenge." "A challenge?" "How about moving to South Africa?" "Is that what you want?" "Life is OK, isn't?" " Yes, life is OK, sweetie, but..." "Come on, be honest." "We're falling asleep." "Where has the time gone when we..." "A bit rock 'n' roll." "A bit rock 'n' roll?" "A bit rock 'n' roll?" "Here." "A bit rock 'n' roll." "A fucking bar." "A bit rock 'n' roll." "The more you object, the more I'll go for it." "The opportunity is there, I'm going to do it." "Sorry." "You..." "Fine." "Here, give that to me." "Goddammit, I don't believe this." "Shit." "Sorry, pal." "It's this fucking idiot here." "Why did we bother putting boards there?" "Shall we call the cops?" " The cops?" "No need." "One, two, three." "Take it easy, don't overdo it." "OK?" " Yeah, I'm OK." "Right." "It's not OK?" "Come on, it's a great place." " Fantastic." "Hey Momo, the entrance will be there." "Over there." "So make a hole there, with a door in it." "Are you tired?" "He can..." "Welcome to your favorite den of depravity." "Tonight we at the Belgica are presenting the try-out of the new record by the group led by musical genius and steaming sex god Davy Coppens..." "Here, specially for you are The Shitz." "Yes!" "Can you hear them?" "Let's have a drink." "Oh, man, man, man." "That beer..." "Where is that beer?" " Where are the drinks?" "I'm thirsty." " Hey, where are the drinks?" "Where are those drinks?" " We're here, buddy." "Bring some good-looking babes with you." "What is that, buddy?" "That was brilliant, it really was." "Really really good." "Honestly." "Hi." " Hi." "What are you doing here?" " My friend knows Davy." "So I came to say hello." "Hello." " Hello." "Welcome." "They say it's a great place here now." "The toilets don't stink anymore." "Maybe that's why." "Aren't you going to buy me a drink?" "Maybe." "Of course." "What do you want?" " Um..." "It's true." " Yeah, or a waltz." "One, two, three." "It's like pesto, it's pesto." "Jazz is pesto, rock 'n' roll is spaghetti Bolognese." "One, two, three and off he goes." " Don't, pal." "Just..." "Fuck you." " Are you serious?" "Bye, guys." "Good evening." " What?" "Good evening?" "Were you born like that?" " No." "My eye closed when I was two months old." "My mother took me to the doctor." "There was some kind of fungus on it." "And then?" "And then nothing." "My retina was fucked and there was nothing they could do." "Weren't you bullied a lot at school when you were a kid?" "They poked fun at me but... if anyone dared say anything they got beaten up by my brother." "Nice to have a brother like that." "Hey, what's all this?" " It's tragic." "Tragic." "Hey, my little man." "What's up, son?" " He has been like it all day..." "What's the matter?" "Come on, son." "Hey." "Look, he's with his daddy and he's quiet now." "I'm not gonna say anything." "It's brilliant, eh?" "The stage will be there." "It's not finished yet, of course." " The stage there?" "And here of course..." "The lighting and everything still have to be done." "Yeah, probably." "I think it's lovely." "Really, really nice." "He's overcome." " I think he is, I think he is." "I'd like to introduce you to Katrien and Jan." "They are going to help Nikki and Rudy behind the bar." "We're looking for more people for behind the bar and to do the cleaning, so if you know anyone send them along." "So you'll be working with us?" " Hope so." "He speaks good Dutch." " I'm from Ledeberg." "Harissa." "Harissa." " Who?" "Larissa?" "Yes, here." "Lord, bless this food." " Yeah, right." "Cheers." " Pass it along." "Lou, pass it along." "Pass it along, Lou." "Momo, it's really delicious." "Are there sultanas in it?" "Yes, it's my mother's recipe." "My mother's is potatoes, sausage and stewed apple from a tin." "That's all she can cook." "Jo, your Marieke is one in a thousand." "You should hang onto her." "Listen, listen." "Honestly, Frank." " Look, Lou." "Daddy is going to behave strangely again." " He's crying already." "Write a song about it." "About our experience." "Here they are:" "The Shitz with Harissa." "Hello?" "What are you doing here?" "This is going to be a brilliant place." " Yeah yeah." "I'm Mohammed." " Hello, Mohammed." "Nikki." "I have a security firm." " A what?" "A security firm." "I've got various doormen in the city." "Maybe you've heard of me?" "Would you like a coffee or something?" " No, thank you." "I see you are expanding." "Bigger is good." "But it attracts the wrong people." "They will be trouble." "I can guarantee that." "I'm sure you are right but... we keep a close eye on everything ourselves." "But you haven't got anyone on the door." "You are going to have problems." "Gangs, tramps, Moroccans." "Turks, blacks." "Once they're inside..." "If they start fighting it's a lot of work to get them outside." "I understand but we don't really want it." "I mean, we're not really that kind of place..." "We're not a club." " Exactly." "Tell me, what kind of crowd are you aiming at?" "Lowlifes?" "Or decent people?" "People who come to shell out, fork out, spend money?" "Or guys in their working clothes who come for a quick beer after work?" "Well?" " Come on, guys." "That doesn't fit in with the party people." " Why not?" "Look, man." "My philosophy is this:" "All people are born innocent but most don't stay that way." "That's why men are put on the door." "To separate the wolves from the lambs." "To keep out trouble." "To refuse entry to the bad guys." "Like a sort of coffee filter." "That filters out the dregs." "Understand?" "Look, you're right." "We'll have a talk about it." "There." "OK?" "OK." " We'll discuss it and let you know." "I'll look forward to hearing from you." " Bye." "Bye, good luck." " Thank you for your time." "Let's go back to the normal people." "To the loneliness I no longer face, to love, to friendship." "That's what you get here." "Love." "One love." "Respect." "You can feel it's moving, man." " It's moving lots." "You can tell from the good-looking women who come." "That's true, Nikki." "Look at me." "Guys, guys, guys." "Do you know what our secret is?" "I'll tell you." "People want to forget their worries and they can do that at the Belgica." "We, guys, we are the rock in the fucking pond." "We create the ripples on the water." "What are we?" "What are we?" "We are Noah's fucking ark." "Everywhere may be flooded outside but inside with us everyone is nice and dry." "Frank, please, don't." "I'm outside, aren't I?" " We're in the doorway." "I'm outside." "OK." "Yeah, that's the alleyway." "Can't be any wider." "And this is the only emergency exit?" "Right." "It's fine as far as I'm concerned." "I can issue a license for eighty people." " Eh?" "That is the maximum capacity without extra emergency exists." "Like you say, an exit at the front isn't allowed." "People would have to go through those in the bar." "If something happens in the bar, then what?" "All those people in a panic." "They all have to go through that little alleyway." "The law is the law, sir." "When is the opening?" " In ten days." "Ten days?" "It looks good." "It's very nice." "Really." "You can always call me." "If anything changes." "Or about something else." "Goodbye, gentlemen." "I'll come with you, Mr Schollaert." "No, it's fine, I can find my own way out." "Can we do something about that?" "What have we got this room for then?" "It's ridiculous." "I thought the exit at the front..." " I thought it was strange from the start." "I thought it was very strange." " We'll find a solution." "Oh yeah?" "How?" "Eh?" "Come on, Jo." "Or the Volkswagen?" "Yeah, it's from 1989." "But... it's an excellent model." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I can give you 75." " Come on, buddy." "75." " Be serious, come on." "76." " Come on, be serious." "You're ripping me off. 77." " You're ripping me off." "Come on." "78." " 100,000." "Come on." "No, that's my limit. 78." "Sorry, Frank, but that's my highest offer for your shares." "Seeing as it's you." " I really can't go any higher." "OK, fine." "How shall we do it?" " I can give you 18 now." "Frederic, please." "We're not doing it like that." "Those cars have to be sold first." "I can only give you the rest later." "Agreed?" "Hello, Mr Schollaert?" "Frank Cannoot here from the Belgica." "I went to see Schollaert." "He knows how to reject something but not how to solve something." "What did you say?" " I said: "Bruno..."" "I was allowed to call him Bruno." ""Suppose there are 180 people in there and something happens and 100 people rush outside in a panic, then the 80 people inside are covered, eh?"" "Do you get my reasoning?" "He says:" ""OK, I can give you that margin."" "And then?" " Jo, if I say I'll solve something," "I solve it." " Is it solved?" "Is it solved?" " Everything for Noah's ark, buddy." "Brilliant!" "I say to him: "You are coming to the opening, Bruno, aren't you?"" ""I don't know, am I invited?" I say: "Of course."" ""Bruno, we're going to have a cage full of naked women."" "You look really cool." "Really, really cool." "Where is the party?" "Where is the party?" "Where is the party?" "Yeah, baby, sure." "Hello, Mother." "I love you." "I love you." "It's going to explode." "Take it easy." "Don't push." "Hey, no pushing, pal." "Goddammit." "Get out." "Go home." "Go home." "Calm down." "Fuck." "It's OK." "Grab him, grab him." "Outside!" "Take him outside!" "In the storeroom." "In the storeroom." "Inside." "In." "And you're staying there till the cops arrive, pal." "We'll keep him locked in here." " Right." "Be serious a moment." "You know, really it's..." "We don't exactly want to report him." "It's not about that." "It really isn't." "I mean..." "Everyone can have too much to drink but what we want is for him to at least pay for the damage he caused." "And it's not the first time he has been here." "We're not doing anything wrong, eh?" "Go on." "We're busy, guys." " Davy." "May we..." " No problem." "We're going." "It's not the first time he has smashed up the place." "He has broken the light before." "I'm now wondering what we should do about..." "I think the man has more reason to report you." "Locking up people is a criminal offense." "It's a serious crime." "OK, so we are wrong and he's allowed to smash up the place?" "We're doing our best to be positive..." " It's against the law." "OK, but what about our safety?" "Your safety?" "Shouldn't you make sure your place is in order before you complain?" "We are in order." " I heard people work here cash in hand." "Those are just rumors you may have heard." "I don't know who from but I can..." " I think you should sort that out first." "Otherwise the place will shut at 1 o'clock and you'll lose your license." "Did you hear me?" " Now you are twisting things." "Did you hear me?" "License gone and the place shut at 1 o'clock." "And that's it." " Jo!" "We can overlook it for once but..." "I get it." "Do you understand?" " Definitely." "Yeah?" "Sort it out." "Definitely." "You can count on it." "That makes me sick." "I swear, it really..." "I really can't stand that." "Forget it." " But it's terrible." "Those cops don't understand us." " That's why they are cops and we aren't." "Jesus Christ." " Don't worry about it." "Apart from that it was fantastic, eh?" "It was a brilliant opening." "Hey, Jo!" "They're coming from frigging everywhere to come to the Belgica." "Eh?" "Hey!" "You worked hard." "You should be proud of yourself." "Me too." "I'm extremely proud of you." "Do you know that?" " I'm proud of you too." "I'm really proud of you." " Me too." "Really." "You're a hard worker." " You're a hard worker." "You're a hard worker yourself." "Fatty." " Shorty." "I love you." "Do you know that?" " Yeah." "What the fuck is all this?" "We can't get them out." "We can't get them to go home." "Rudy." "Rudy?" "Frankie boy." "Are you still awake?" "All these people here..." "I love you, Frank, man." " I love you too." "I love you too, man." "They all come here." "They're not allowed in anywhere else." "You can't blame them." "It's fun here." "The problem is, if there are too many of them the atmosphere changes." "When I collect glasses, they grab my arse or put their hand between my legs." "That's their culture." "They treat women differently." "To them you are whores." "When I look at them, I can't blame them." "Goddammit." "It all went wrong when women were given the right to vote." "Guys?" "Guys, hold on a moment." "Hold on, you are all right." "May I?" "Just a minute." "Look, Jo and I have discussed this." "Listen, the Belgica is a bar where everyone is welcome." "And it has to stay that way." "Jo wants it to." "It's our DNA, guys." "On the other hand, we are also aware we have to do something about internal security." "We're going to make the system, as it is now with Manu, official." "The problem is that security is only legally approved if you use qualified people." "So we have to..." "We're going back to school." "Look, there are also walkie-talkies." "So if anything happens in the room or in the toilets..." "You can let Manu, Frank or me know." "We want us to all be jointly responsible for security." "Momo will deal with the Moroccans." " I'll take on the blacks." "Go for it this weekend." "Eh?" "Yeah..." "What a meeting." "Good, eh?" "Full of solutions." "My brother is going to be a father again." " Yes, I heard." "Great." "Wow." "Congratulations." "You and him, has that been going on long?" "A while, yes." "Listen, Nikki..." "I don't want any trouble." "OK?" "Agreed?" "Yes, agreed." "I get it." "Good morning, gentlemen." "My name is Willy." "Welcome to the security guard training course." "Those of you with a criminal record... may as well leave now." "And save themselves the registration fee." "Couldn't you say that before?" "I came all the way from Antwerp." "Sorry, guys." "Right, the rest of us can carry on." "No, Frank, he's does something strange." "He misses something out, he..." "No, you're wrong again." "OK." "One, two, three." "Hold on." "That'll do." "Hey, Jo wants to say something." "Have you got lots of lines?" " I haven't got any, but the director says you can say a lot when you say nothing." "Boots on or off?" "Shall we eat?" " I've already eaten." "Why didn't you wait?" " Because I was hungry." "What's up?" "I'm pregnant." "I've been wondering what's the matter with me for a while." "My tits are so big and all I fancy is mashed potatoes and cigarettes." "I bought a pregnancy test and it was positive, I'm pregnant." "What are we going to do?" " I'm not going to keep it." "I'm not even going to think about it." "I can have a word with her." "I don't mind talking to her, no problem." "Manu, what do you think?" "I could talk to her, couldn't I?" "Talk to a woman?" "Good luck." " I'll take my credit card with me." "Guys!" "Guys, pay attention." " Sorry, Willy." "Do you want something to drink?" " Yeah." "A glass of bubbly." "Hubbly bubbly." "Hey, Rudi." "Hold on a moment." "Nikki." "If you've lost something, say so, I'll help you look." "What's the matter?" "What?" " What?" "What?" "Eh?" "Why don't you put it on the bar?" "What's the matter?" " We agreed, no using in public." " What about you, you bastard?" "You go upstairs to fuck women and sniff drugs." "You're a fucking vacuum cleaner!" "Nikki, please." " They're already calling you Snow White." "You can talk, you can." "Ginger Smurf." "You have no respect for me." "You drool all over that bitch in front of me." "Yes, I'm talking to you." " Well done." "And you don't need to interfere." "I'm talking to my personnel." "So I can hear." "Manager of the month." "Do you know how much you are hurting my brother?" "Do you?" "You don't deserve a guy like him." "There, I've said it." "Kiss my fucking arse." "Fucking bitch." "Are you completely frigging crazy?" "Silly bitch." "What the fucking hell is all this?" " Now it's our fault too, God damn you!" "That is unfair." "Really unfair." " Goddammit, Nikki." "Jesus Christ, pal." " Frank." "Nikki, are you alright?" " Goddammit." "Sorry, guys, but..." " Have you totally lost the plot?" "You can stay out of it, you fucking cunt!" "What's up?" "What's up?" "What's up?" "Arsehole!" "Nikki, are you alright?" " For God's sake, damn you." "Are you off your rocker, Frank?" " Goddammit, I don't believe this." "That fucking whining by those stupid bitches." "Incredible." "It's enough to drive you crazy!" "What's up?" " What's up?" "They are doing fucking lines on the fucking bar." "Are you OK?" " No, I'm not OK." "I'm not OK at all." "I don't frigging believe this." "What's going on?" " Out the way, she can't get any air." "It's not good." "What happened here?" "His brother punched her in the stomach." "That's what happened." "They were sticking all kinds of stuff up their nose and Frank went for her like a wild thing." "Stop going on about it." " Why don't you do something?" "Go upstairs and talk to your brother." "Nikki, call the cops." "There's no need to go over the top." " Hold on, sweetheart." "Don't tell me what to do." "Call the cops." "Your brother has gone too far." "Marieke, go outside." "Outside." " No!" "No!" "Come on, stop it." "I'll sort it out." "OK?" " Guys." "I damn well told you you were heading for trouble." "Your brother went too far." " Your brother is the devil, man." "Hey, Rudy, it's OK." " No, look, I'm going to say something." "No, you're not going to say something." "You're going to shut up." "Do you hear me?" "Goddammit." "What is it with you lot?" "I'll tell you what." "Don't come back here." "What?" "Don't come back here, Nikki." "That's it or what?" " Yes." "You're fired." "Do you know how long I've worked at the Belgica?" "Fuck you." "Come on!" "I don't believe this!" "You are a pair of fucking bastards." "Fuck it." "I fired Nikki." "Oh, come on." "That wasn't necessary, was it?" "No." "Not really, no." "Do you know what?" "This place drives you crazy sometimes." "It does." "Don't you see?" " Shouldn't you go home?" "What?" " Shouldn't you go home?" "Take a week off." "All right?" "Take a week off and..." "I'll run this place by myself." "Yeah." "OK." "No." " Come on, son." "No." " Yes, yes." "Come on, son, come here." "Come to Daddy." "Lou, come to Daddy." "Come on, son." "Come here." "Hey, what's the matter?" "Go and play with Lana." " All that drivel." "The drivel." "Fuck off." "Fuck off." "All right." "We could keep the baby." "I'd make a good job of it." "I'd be a really good dad, I promise." "What?" "What?" " What?" "What do you mean, what?" " What?" "You're a good guy, Jo, but that's not how I see my future." "I sit there waiting behind the bar." "I don't want to be on my own at night." "I sit there drinking until you've finished work." "It would be no different with a kid." "I'm stupid but not that stupid." "I'm not going to tie myself down with a bar owner's kid." "Besides, having a kid..." "It immediately makes you old and ugly." "I want to do something with my life first." "I want to have fun, not have to worry about anything until real life arrives together with its serious disappointments." "I do want a kid, somewhen maybe." "I don't know." "When I'm fed up with going out." "I'm already fed up with it." "Sometimes I'm standing there dancing and I think:" "What are these people doing here?" "Haven't they got anything better to do with their life?" "Can't you open a sandwich bar or something?" "What?" "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your favorite den of depravity." "Tonight we are presenting to you one of the best kept secrets in our country's rock history." "The sound they produce is as slick as the bass player's hair." "It's..." "They Live." "Hi, bro, I couldn't leave you here on your own." "Here." "This is my buddy, Luc." "Luc, this is my brother, Jo." "Hey!" "Hey, Jo!" "Hey..." "I was sitting at home worrying." "Have you come back for a fuck?" "Eh?" "Take your women to a hotel, then I don't have to watch." "What's up with him?" "Hey!" "Jo!" "Jo!" "Hey, come on." "Is there a problem, pal?" " Take it easy." "What the fuck?" "Where are you?" " At the door." "He's back, come on." "What's up, pal?" "What's up?" "Come on, grab him." "Grab him." "Outside is outside, pal." " Come on." "Come on." "Leave people alone from now on." "Understand?" "Enough is enough." "You're not welcome anymore." " Did you hear that?" "Did you hear that?" "You don't fuck with us, you bastard." "What's up, pal?" "It's OK, hold on." "It's OK, Frank." "Did you really think we wouldn't recognize you?" "Did you hit my brother?" "Did you hit my brother?" "Hey, hey, hey, pal." " Frank, that'll do, come on." "Breaking our light, picking a fight." "Hey, you." "Hey, hey, hey." "Motherfucker." " Hey." "You don't get it, do you?" "Who the hell do you think you are?" "Fucking bastard." "Did he just leave?" " Yep." "Hey, Manu!" "Without saying anything?" " Manu!" "He didn't to me." " Dropping people in the shit like that." "Bad, eh?" "I would never have thought it of him." "I'll go and talk to him." " What?" "I'll talk to him." "I want to know." " Jo." "Leave it, buddy." "Honestly." "Some guys are like that." "What are we going to do about security now?" "What's the point without Manu?" "It's old news." "Done with." "We're doing it wrong." "We have to do it differently..." "That's what you say." " No, that's how it is." "It is." "So what do you suggest?" " I think we should call Mohammed." "The guy knows what he's doing." "No." "No!" " Jo." "Sometimes I don't follow you." " Honestly, Jo, Manu wasn't any good." "Manu is a pal." "We mustn't work with pals anymore, you can't say anything to pals if they do something wrong." "Of course not, they are pals." " Mohammed?" "What about your Noah's ark?" " Noah's ark?" "Jo, please." "That drivel." "We're becoming the favorite joint of all the lowlifes." "We have to select at the door, goddammit." "Simple." "No, I don't agree, Frank." "We weren't going to keep people out." "If we allow that, we're giving everything up." "It's the wrong choice." "It's not right." "Kim, that is your spot here." "Keep a close eye on the door." "Hi." " Mohammed." "All right?" "Everything OK?" "Chico." "And that is Kim." "Frank." " Welcome, welcome." "How's things?" " Fine, fine." "Long time no see." " Yeah." "Are you enjoying yourself?" "Yeah, it's great." "Hi, pal." "Alright?" "Want a drink?" "A beer?" "A beer for André." "There, it's gone." "What's the matter?" "I want you to pack your stuff and leave." "There's no point anymore." "So that's how it is." "Of course there is no point." "I don't care anymore." "Do you know what?" "I'm not even sure it was yours." "What the fuck?" "What kind of sad mess is this?" " What kind of sad mess are you?" "Do you know what?" "Do what you like." " Fine, I will do what I like." "I heard." "I'll do what I like." " I don't want to see you again." "Piss off then." " Selfish cow." "Bastard." "Yes, I heard you." " Did you hear me?" "Eh?" "Bastard." " Fucking bitch." "You can kiss my arse." "Loser!" "Frankie boy, are you awake, my man?" " Awake?" "I was born awake." "Take one and pass them on." " Take one and pass them on." "Right, ladies and gentlemen." "This is the new price list." "Look at it and start learning it." "Everything costs a bit more than we thought, so we'll have to put up the drinks." "We have also had an extra ice machine delivered." "So fill the glass up before pouring out the drink." "More ice, less drink." "Guys, I know it's all a bit silly but it is important." "Every little helps and takings need to go up." "That's the man with a plan." "We love you, Jo." "And lastly..." "About drink consumption." "The deal is you can drink what you like and it'll stay that way." "But from now on I'd like... you to write down everything you drink." "More." "Awesome." "Really." "Wait, wait, wait." "Stay there." "Fuck Belgica, fuck the Belgica." "Fuck the Belgica." "We said at 2 o'clock." " At 2 o'clock?" "That's the middle of the night for me, guys." "Besides, all those meetings are just more drivel about stuff we already know." "We're inputting the weekend's takings." " The takings need to go up." "How are we going to achieve that?" "Right." "OK." "We're going to..." "Oh, look who it is..." "Puss in boots." "Baby?" " What's up?" "The pony wants a kiss." " The pony wants a kiss?" "Then the pony has to come to daddy." "Yeah yeah." "On the tail and... one on the nose." "There you are." "Frank?" " What's the matter?" "Can we talk seriously?" " Seriously." "The pony is going to go and sleep in the field for a bit now." "Kiss." " We can start a whole stable." "Seriously." " Come on." "Go on." "That's enough of the drivel." "Right." "Let's go." "The takings." "Right." "They have to go up, I imagine?" "Eh, Ferre?" "Yeah." "Maybe we should order spicier nuts?" "What do you think?" "A good idea, eh?" "Or..." "No, we'll put salt on the floor." "That'll make them thirstier." "Write that down, Ferre." "May I?" " Go ahead." "OK." "You've left Rudy to do the orders." "That wasn't what we agreed." "Was it?" " That's delegating, Jo." "You do it too, don't you?" "What crap is that?" "So what do you still do here?" " What?" "What do you still do here?" "May I say something?" " Yeah, say something." "Before I used to get up and think:" "OK, great." "What are we going to do?" "What are we going to embark on?" "What is going to happen?" "And today I get up and think:" "What the fuck am I going to do wrong today?" "Do you want a meeting?" " Yeah." "Fine, we'll have a meeting, but a real meeting." "I want to add a VIP bar." " You want a VIP bar..." "That's what I mean." "I want to add a VIP bar and I'm not allowed to." "And do you know why not?" "Because the accountant here is fucking God." "It's true." "The accountant, the accountant, the accountant..." "Accountant, accountant." "What kind of sad frigging dump is it turning into?" "There are hardly any concerts anymore." "You're turning it into a fucking tearoom." "I'm turning it into a tearoom?" "Me?" " Yeah, a tearoom." "Oh, true, it was me who put those monkeys on the door." "What has that got..." " I'd forgotten that." "That was my idea." " What has that got to do with it?" "Our policy sucks, bro." "Those doormen..." "Instead of more security we've got more aggression." "That's my fault too or what?" "We decided that together." "Yeah yeah, decided it together." " There are cops downstairs." "There are cops downstairs." " Why?" "To see Frank." "To see Frank?" "Then Frank will go and see them, eh Frank?" "What shit is it now?" "Were you there?" "Were you there or weren't you?" "That's a direct question." "Can you just answer it?" "Yes or no." " They are lies." "Right." "There are some witnesses, and Mr Dos Santos himself, who claim he was kicked and punched." "Someone pissed on his head." "He received permanent injuries." "You're claiming you weren't there?" " They are lies." "Manu Dewaey has confessed everything." "There are two incriminating statements." "You'll just have to see how you explain that to the judge." "But it's not good." "Those guys are ruining our business." " That's how we lost Manu, isn't it?" "You didn't even have the balls to tell me." "Me." "I don't follow you." "You're going too fast for me." "It would be better if we stopped." "We should stop." " Yeah, sell the place." "Yeah, we'll sell the whole thing." " Sell it." "Fine, we'll sell it." " Go on then, go ahead." "I'm going to do it." "No." "I'm not stopping." "I've got it in me." "I'm good at it." "I'm not giving up, I'm carrying on." "You're the real thing, eh?" "You're a big man." "I feel sorry for you." "Do you know that?" "I feel really sorry for you." "All my life I thought you had balls but you haven't got any balls." "You're a sad bastard." "A loser." "That's what you are." " Fine." "Sad bastard." "Hey!" "I'm talking to you." "You who were so against Dad, you're exactly the fucking same." "Watch what you're saying." " Exactly the same." "Drinking, neglecting your family, plus all the rest." "I really do feel sorry for you." "You sad bastard." "You really are a sad bastard." "What's up with you?" " Hey!" "Fuck!" "Come on then, buddy." "Goddammit." " Fucker." "Fucking dickhead!" "Did you know they're going to sell it?" "They're going to build on it." "Honestly." "The neighbors are starting a petition." "I want no part of it." "I'm not wasting any more energy on it." "If it's not right, it's not right." "Go on, eat your yogurt." "What?" "Oh, fuck." "Do you want an egg?" "Do you want an egg?" "More?" " No." "I don't care what you get up to, Frank." "What?" " I don't care what you get up to." "Our son says he never sees his dad." "I'm here, aren't I?" "We've seen you three times this month." "But I'm here now, aren't I?" "Frank." "Goddammit." "He would just like you to read him a story for once." "That's all." "A fucking story." "And who came and joined him?" "Suddenly the two of them made music together." "They looked up and what did they see?" "There were three of them." "Then, from a long way away, out of the forest..." "Then Mummy came into the forest too." "Everything started to light up because Mummy was a fairy." "Ferre, honestly, there are overlooked possibilities here." "It's true." "You just have to..." "What's being done with this?" "What are we doing with it?" "Why are we holding meetings here?" "We can go back to the office." "Can't we?" "This overlooks the street, pal." "Hey!" "We can't not do anything with it, can we?" "We'll make an extra bar here." "The brewer hasn't been paid for three weeks." "We'll pay him, we always do." "It's not that difficult." "Simple, keep it simple." "Just a little wooden bar there." "Bamboo stools, everything exotic." "We'll buy some old stuffed animals and birds from the market." "Chuck it all in here." "We are in the fucking jungle." "And we'll call it... the Barbarian." "The Bar-bar-ian." "Not bad." " The Barbarian, pal." "We'll hang up loads of photos of guys who've already played at the Belgica." "A nice tribute, eh?" "The Belgica's Wall of Fame." "We've got something to prove." "If Jo comes back..." "He'll go crazy." "Great present, eh?" "A fucking VIP bar." "Right..." "Emilio, here's to you, buddy." "Cheers." "Almost had no fontanelle anymore." "You're a right one, you are!" "Make sure you take good care of him." "Here's Uncle Jo." "Oh, Jo." "How's things?" " Fine." "Congratulations, uncle." "A photo, a photo." "Lou, come here, come on." "Hi." "Hello, Jo." " Marieke." "How are you?" " Fine." "And you?" "How are things at the Belgica?" " I'm stopping." "I'm not a bar owner anymore." " Why?" "What will you do now?" " I don't know." "What about you?" "I stopped studying." "But I'm still having fun." "I miss you." "Yeah..." "Jo..." "I really loved you, I really did." "But I'm with Davy now." "I am." " With Davy?" "Yes, with Davy." "Yeah, yeah." "That's how it is now." "You'll find another girl." "I'm off." "That amount?" " Yes." "Yes, that amount." "You are joking?" "That's half of what it's worth." "Seriously, Jo." "You know I put a lot more into it." "What was that place worth before I came along?" "A twentieth of the money I sank into it." "I didn't find any..." " Of course you didn't." "Most was cash in hand." " I'm going by the official figures." "The official figures?" "Really?" "Belgium is kept going by cash in hand." "Be serious." " You squandered money, Frank." "You squandered money, my money too." "You..." "If I hadn't paid the damn fire service the place wouldn't even have opened." "Jo, come on." "You know as well as I do that I went and gave Schollaert some cash." "Don't you?" "That was your decision." " What?" "It was your decision." "I don't believe this." "I don't want to drop you in the shit." " Don't you?" "What are you doing then?" "Just the official figures." "Yeah?" "Brilliant." "Brilliant." " If you can't pay, find another partner, find someone to buy my shares." "Honestly!" "When do you want it by?" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck?" "Goddammit." "Goddammit, Frederic, buddy." "Goddammit." "Shit!" "My phone." "What are you doing?" "What?" "What are you doing, Frank?" "Give him to me, Frank." " Fuck." "Give him to..." "Give me my baby, Frank." "Give me my..." "Sweetheart." " Damn you!" "Sweetheart." "Sweetheart?" "Go away, Frank." "Go away." "Go away and ruin everything." "You retarded arsehole." "Go away, I don't ever want to see you again." "Not this, not this." "Not to me and not to him, Frank." "Not like this." "Thank you for coming." " You're welcome." "Frank isn't doing too well." "I don't know what's going on between you, Jo." "I don't want to know either." "But I can't see things working out OK." "He put all our money into the Belgica, got into debt too." "I'm scared, Jo." "He needs you, Jo." "Ferre, where is Frank?" " I don't know where he is." "I don't know." "I've run out of money." "So we've got no choice, we'll just have to carry on together." "Come on, bro." "We're a golden duo, eh?" "Look at this place." "It's fantastic, isn't it?" "What if we do it the other way around?" " What?" "What if I give you the amount I want you to give me?" "That's the only solution." "But you can't do that, Jo." "You haven't got any money either." "All your money is in the business too, just like mine." "I could carry on with Ferre and Rudi." "You three?" "Yes." "Without me?" " Yes." "What if you..." " They say they'll leave if you stay." "But Jo..." "Everyone is doing a U-turn." "It's true, I fucked things up." "OK." "I lost the plot." "I did." "You should help me." "But what do you do?" "You push me even deeper into the shit." "I am helping you." "You can forgive everyone but you can't forgive me?" "Well, fuck you, buddy!" "Come on, let's go upstairs." "There's a party going on." "Hold on, hold on..." "Stop." "Stop." "Just a moment." "Just a moment." "Yeah, go on." "More?" " What is that?" "Special K. Great, eh?" "Frank, are you OK?" "Sorry, brother." "I didn't do it right." "You did do it right." "You did do it right." "Can you manage, Momo?" " Yeah." "Weren't you going to do it right up to the edge, sweetie?" "Or are we going to saw that off?" " We'll saw it off." "A beer?" " Thanks." "Jo?" " No, thanks, I'm going to work." "Brother." "Bye, buddy." " Bye." "I've been thinking, sweetheart." "Maybe we should have solar panels after all." "Honestly, that's the future." "It is." "It's ecological too." "I'd do it." " I don't know." "Yeah, let's do it." "Are you OK, buddy?" " I'm OK." "What about you?" "She's good, isn't she?" " Very."

"Hey, Olinsky," "Michelle Sovana keeps calling for you." " Who is this girl?" " My daughter." "I got to go see a man about a dog." " Hey." " Otis!" " Oh, that's okay." " Sorry." "Roman won't mind." "[dramatic music]" "You want to hold on to your badge, there's conditions." "For starters, you're gonna live with me and take weekly drug tests." " I can do that." " There's one more thing." "Bunny is the cancer in your life." "I want you to sever all ties with your mother." " Morning." " Thank you." "You know, taken out of context, a plastic cup's really just a harmless little thing." "How you feeling?" "Mm... marathon headaches are gone." "The last couple days, I feel rock solid." "Strange having you up in your old bedroom." "Oh, man, that window still really shakes in the wind." "[cell phone vibrating] [cell phone beeps]" "Bunny again." "I'll handle it." "There's nothing to think about." "You just take care of it." " Stop!" " Chicago Police!" "Squad, this is 21-13 responding to shots fired." "Chasing male, black, on foot, white T, jeans, headed west in the gangway of 3400 May towards Carpenter." " Copy that." " I'm right behind you!" " [horn honks]" " Hey!" " Roman, get the back!" " Got it." "[dog barking]" " Gun!" " [Gunshots] [barking continues] 21-13, shots fired at the police." " Roman!" " Keep going." "I only ran 'cause y'all started running." "Yeah?" "Why'd you shoot?" "I want a lawyer." "You're gonna need a dentist." "Hey, give me your hands." "I'm not gonna ask you again." "Where's the gun?" "Huh?" "Where is it?" "Burgess." "Burgess!" "The offender apparently got a new piece, went popping off at a cookout." "Got to love a heat wave in Chicago." "So we chased him in here, subdued him using the minimal force necessary to affect an arrest." "Jack-off tried to ditch the hardware." "He threw it in a yard four houses south." "I spotted the blood, opened the refrigerator." "Never saw anything quite like that." "I sincerely doubt your shooter wanted us to find this." "These are unrelated acts." "This is a black neighborhood, always has been." "We're gonna find out somebody moved that kid here." "That call that was on the zone this morning... kid went missing from Rogers Park." "I think this is him." "Hey, darling." "Hey." " You all right?" " Yeah." "We're gonna solve this... whatever it was." "I know we will." "You know, I started a knock-knock joke three blocks ago?" "Sorry." "It's these cases with kids." "It's always the hardest." "seeing your own kid staring back at you." "I don't know, man." "You get used to it, you're either lying, or you're giving yourself too much credit." "Yeah." "We owe this kid our best, so what do we know?" "All right, tender-age white child found dead in a black neighborhood." "We're still waiting on the ME, but responding EMTs indicate that, um... kid's neck was snapped." "He was stabbed in the abdomen three times." "And his wrists and ankles were bound with sailor's knots, for what that's worth." "His name was Jeremy Dolan." "He was reported missing 36 hours ago from Rogers Park." "He was eight years old." "His parents are Richard and Rochelle." "They're waiting at the morgue to ID the body." "Rogers Park... that's three miles north of that house." "Well, he was probably killed elsewhere, transported to the scene." "We got no eyeball witnesses of the body being placed, though." "Do we know who owns the house?" "Yep, local real-estate investors." "It's one of 150 properties that they're buying and fixing up in that area." "I'll see if there's anything there." "All right, we start in Rogers Park." "I want to be there when they ID him." " Yeah." " Al, you come with?" "Yeah." "[sobbing]" "That's him." "That's..." "He went missing Saturday." "He went on a bike ride." "He was gonna go see his friend." "We found him three and a half miles south." "Would he have ridden that far from home?" "They found his bike a block from the house." "Why don't you know this?" "We're getting up to speed." " You need to find who did this." " That's our intention." "I can't..." "I can't do this." "I can't do this." "[door opens] [door closes]" "Do you know, was he abused sexually?" "Medical examiner hasn't had a chance to work yet." "Was there a history of abuse in the family... relatives, family friends?" "His life was perfect." "Same block I grew up on." "There's no problems on that block, and when there is... we deal with them." "If we need to reach you..." "I'll be at home trying to keep my wife from falling apart." "The night of the disappearance, yes, ma'am." "No, we didn't hear anything." "No screaming, shouting, slamming doors?" "I would've gone and checked." "We watched each other's kids." " These were good people." " I understand." "Um, were your windows open?" "This would've been 6:30, 7:00 Saturday night." "They were open." "It was warm." "And my hearing's perfect." "Is anybody a little too nice, like maybe extra candy on Halloween kind of thing?" "There's no one here who's too friendly." "They'd get dealt with." "We didn't hear anything." "So, uh, how well did you know the Dolan's, Mister..." "Boyd." "Damien Boyd." "I've, uh..." "I've known Richie my whole life." "I grew up down the block here." "I don't live here anymore, though, so..." "I wish I could help you." "My friends are grieving, and I got to get these inside." "Sorry." "Our condolences." "Come on." "So no one saw or heard anything." "Nothing they feel like sharing." "Hey, I've been looking for you." "You got a way of saying that where it never sounds like good news." "Regarding you and Lindsay..." "All right, I don't know what your relationship status is, and I don't care, but I need to know someone's got her back 24 hours a day." "Yeah, I, uh..." "Always." "[sighs] Special Investigations Unit sent over the files for every registered sex offender in the vicinity of Rogers Park." "The ME found tissue under Jeremy's fingernails." "Little guy went down fighting." "Said no sign of sexual assault, but that doesn't mean he couldn't have been made to..." "I don't know... this block he was snatched from, they're pretty tight-knit." "Seems like an odd pool to pick your victims from." "But if it was about sex, there's no logic." "It's just impulse." "Hey, this guy moved onto the block last year." "He's in from Salt Lake City." "His PO logged a complaint." "He never registered in Chicago." " What's his name?" " Darren Woodhull." "So this is what corporate money buys, huh?" "You want to take the lead on this?" "I do, in fact." "Darren Woodhull?" "Officers." "You must be here about the boy." "Two child murders equidistant from my condominium in Salt Lake... this was 2012." "I was detained for nine hours by the PD and told, in no uncertain terms, that a confession was the only card I had to play." "It's tiresome being the usual suspect." "I imagine your victims grew tired of your abuse back in Utah." "I made mistakes." "I sought treatment." "Court-ordered." "I know my rights, Officers." "I don't need a lawyer." "I have nothing to hide." "Except for the fact that you didn't register as a sex offender when you moved to Chicago." " Why not?" " I did." "Your city's computer system created an erroneous problem report." "And I have an alibi for 6:45 Saturday night." "I was here, stuck in a client presentation." " You have a car?" " I do." " It's been in the shop all week." " What happened to your neck?" "Did you maybe get attacked?" "No more questions for today." "I have a meeting to get to." "This isn't Salt Lake, Darren!" "Sit down!" "We got a kid down the street from you dead, and you're on the verge of pissing me off." "Your injury... what happened?" "I was sailing." "I rented a Sunfish, capsized on some rocks yesterday." "We're gonna need the contact information of everyone that you were working with over the weekend, and you should stay in town." "So a needle fell out of his gym bag." "Yeah, I know what I saw, Adam." "Plus, he is limping and sweating." "Well, you got to talk to him." "I can't, because he's gonna know you sent your boyfriend in to ask him what the hell's going on..." "Sorry, your fiancé." "I would never ask you to do that." "I would, on the other hand, ask you to help me break into his locker." "Only... it's only 'cause we're worried about him." "Time-out." "All right, if Roman is using, which, to me, sounds like science fiction..." "Yeah?" "Then he's gonna need help, and CPD has treatment programs, and you, as his friend, you got to talk to him before he loses his grip." "Yeah." "You can do this." "I believe in you." "You got to talk to him." "And, uh, you smell really good today." "Have we talked about that?" "How about you tell me that when I'm not, like, wrapped up in semi-breathable polyester?" " Okay." " Okay?" "Okay." "Go talk to him." "Ugh." " Hey." " Hey." "Sorry." "Ah." "How long you been cooking that up?" " Look, I said I was sorry." " I busted you out of lockup." "You took my cash, then you disappeared." " It was juvie." " Yeah?" " And it was 40 bucks." " Okay." "All right, all right, all right." " Where you been staying?" " With some friends." "Friends of friends, but, you know, they got bills and stuff." "So, if you have, like, 80 bucks, that'd be awesome." "Not on me." "But listen, how about you come by tomorrow, we have some lunch?" "And then we need to get you on a plan." "A plan?" "What was your plan when you knocked up my mom?" "Yeah, you know what?" "Maybe you should figure out your own plan first, okay?" "This was a waste of bus fare." "Who was that?" "Just a neighborhood kid looking to bum a smoke." "Okay." "Darren Woodhull, our registered sex offender..." " guy had a gash on his neck." " Okay." "Says he got it sailing." "Boathouse says none of their guys administered first aid that day." "He's lying." " You got his 20?" " Office says he popped home." "Hey, get back inside!" "I said inside, now!" "Chicago Police!" "Guy lied right to my face, violated his parole by not registering in Chicago, in case you need a reason." "[gasps]" " Drop the weapon!" " Who are you?" "We're the police." "Who are you?" "I'm Darren Woodhull's protector." "You want to die in a closet?" "Drop the gun!" "Sh... show me a badge." "Right here." "Don't hurt me, please." "Aah!" "Oh, oh!" "[handcuffs clicking] [indistinct chatter]" "Boss." "This is, uh, Rosie Dolan." " Her brother is..." " My brother was murdered." "Officer Ruzek said there's no reward set up to find Jeremy's killer." "Here, you should set one up." "Money makes people want to help, and it seems like you need all the help you can get." "Well, we're gonna find who did this to your brother." "In the meantime, I need you to keep saving, okay?" "Okay." "Hey, let's go." "Your mom's waiting, okay?" "Hey..." "I want a full workup on this Vaughn Bash, you hear?" "[exhales deeply]" "Vaughn Bash, registered sex offender in the state of Illinois since '98." "I'm not the one you need to worry about..." "Darren is." "You mean your roommate, Darren?" "We're very worried." "He disappeared." "You don't understand." "He's in danger." "What did you do to that kid?" "I didn't do anything." "You got the wrong guy, I swear." "Oh!" "[Groans]" "Look at me." "Woodhull had a gash on his neck." "It was fresh." "I know." "We had a fight." "It got physical." "I didn't call 911 because it's not allowed for two people like us to live together." "I don't expect you to sympathize, but we need each other." "If Woodhull told you where he was going, believe me... believe me, now is the time to speak up." "I'm trying to tell you, he didn't run." "They took him, okay?" " Who took him?" " I don't know." "He... he came home to take a nap." "I..." "I heard shouting." "I hid." "When your team came in, I thought it was them trying to come back to rob us." "That's why I had the gun." "[groaning]" "Antonio!" "Antonio." "Get out of here." "[breathing shakily] [door opens, closes]" "Right now... the truth." "That's the truth." "I got nothing to gain by lying." "Hey..." "Almost lost you in there." "You're gonna tell me to toe a line?" "I'll tell you how much ice to put in your drink, and right now I need you to relax." "[door opens]" "Hank, Miles tried to ping Woodhull's cell... nothing." "What about his car?" "I mean, if he transported a body, he left DNA behind." "Yeah, Woodhull said it's in the shop, so Olinsky's on his way to check it out now." "Well, get the Dolans in here." "I want to look them in the eye." "I mean, tight neighborhood like that, they got a pair of sex offenders shacked up four doors down, they know nothing about it?" "Caught the tail end of that." "You buying this?" "Guy got kidnapped from his house?" "I don't think we're getting the whole story." " Yeah, from who?" " Any of them." "Kurt Hollister." "That's me." "Can I help you?" "Yeah, we're the police." "We're looking for a car that belongs to Darren Woodhull." "Yeah, it's out there... blue sedan." "You like him for the murder?" "Guy always gave me the creeps, to be honest." "Oh, yeah, how's that?" "I don't know." "You ever just get that feeling?" "All the time, but then again, I work with this guy, so..." "How well do you know Darren Woodhull?" "Ah, keeps to himself." "Freak like that... got no right drawing breath." "Think he knows it." "No secrets here in Rogers Park." "Hey, Jay!" "Searched the interior." "It's clean enough." "Pop this trunk, it gets real." "There's bloodstains under the mat." "It's Woodhull." "All right." "So we have an update for you... person of interest." "Who?" "The same person you thought of before you set foot in my district." "You know, neighbors say they didn't hear any screams when your son went missing." "He didn't scream because he knew Darren Woodhull." "At number 2336, yeah, everybody knows him." "He's a pervert, and he did time for it." " He's missing." " Maybe he's on the run." "Rochelle... where's your husband?" "If he intervened, we need to know about it." " I'm not following." " I think you are." " I lost my son!" " I'm being polite right now." "We know you lost your son." "You know what?" "You want answers." "So do I." "We don't owe you people anything." "I'll tell you what you don't want." "You don't want to lose my sympathy." "Listen to me." "Whatever your husband did, you're an accessory right now right where you sit." "He did what a husband should do." "Now tell me where he went." "Answer me!" "Answer me!" "Chicago Police!" "Up against the wall, now!" " Are you out of your mind?" " Now!" "I got him." "Give me that." "What's the matter with you?" "We're gonna need an ambulance." "[indistinct chatter over police radio]" "Damien Boyd... going above and beyond for your friends, huh?" "They'd do the same thing for me if something happened to my kids." " Hey, this your building?" " No." "We do maintenance for the management." "Yeah, but you got the key to the boiler room." "It's a nice place to put a beating on a guy." "Hey, what do you know that makes you so sure Darren Woodhull's the guy?" "Aside from liking little boys?" "Aside from that, actually, yeah." "He followed Jeremy home from school." "Probably got a hard drive filled with garbage." "The guy's demented." "I still lived on the block, he never would've moved in." "He was gonna confess." "And after that?" "I don't know." "We didn't get that far." "You know, you guys should be thanking me right now." "We solved your case." "Well, we put the pieces together." "If they fit, then maybe." " Until then, come on." " Why?" "Wild guess." "You're under arrest." " Let's go." " Come on, get up." "Ah, you got my text?" "Look, Mom, this..." "I need this for work, okay?" "I can't be getting calls and texts and 911 messages from you all hours." "I know, but I worry about you, sweetheart." "And I appreciate that." "I do, okay?" "But I'm good." "At least I'm..." "I'm getting better." "The truth is..." "Hey, JoJo's coming over tonight for drinks." "They really miss you." "Mom, we need time apart." "It's not that you're bad for me." "It's... it's that we're bad for each other." "This is not you talking." "This is Hank Voight." "He put you up to this." "No, Mom, it's not like that." "This is me talking." "[chuckles] Same old routine... the minute we get close, he has to drive a wedge through us." "Please don't make this any harder than it is." "[scoffs] He's gonna get you killed." "He's gonna get you killed like he got Nadia killed." " [cell phone vibrates]" " Okay." "[phone beeps]" "We have a case." "I got to go." "When I'm ready to talk, I'll find you." "Roman, can we stop for a second?" "Yeah, what's up?" "You tell me." "Come on, man, you aren't yourself." "I'm worried." "Look, I..." "I saw that needle in your bag, and I just..." "Hey, I want you to know that I'm here for you." "Whatever's going on in your life, you don't have to hide anything from me." "I need you to tell me something, so I know what's going on." "All right, Burgess, stop." "The needle..." "I'll explain tonight." "I promise." "Hey, Antonio, we got a problem." "I just got off the phone with Area North." "His son is missing." "That's not possible." "I saw him this morning." "How old?" "He's, uh... he's seven years old, in the first grade." "He didn't make it home from school." "That's some timing." "You want to tell me what's really going on or get charged for kidnapping and assault?" "I swear to God." "I don't know anything." "Hey." "Hey!" "You can't leave me in here!" "What'd they say?" "Is he missing or dead?" " Damien Boyd." " Yeah, his son's missing." "Snatched at 3:00 p.m." "While they're beating a confession out of the wrong guy." "The whole damn unit thought we had Woodhull dead to rights." "We saw what we wanted to see." "I want everything on everyone involved." "Yeah, I'm looking at it now." "Thank you." "Lab results got back." "The blood in Woodhull's trunk is a match for Jeremy Dolan." " The blood is how old?" " It's two days old." "He was transported in that car." "But the car's been in the shop for six days." "Huh." "All right, who had access to the vehicle?" "[scoffs]" "It's the mechanic." "I'll go." "Hey, we're still missing the big picture here." "We need to know why." "Take Alvin." "Hey, we're looking for Kurt Hollister." "He went out a couple hours ago." " He say where?" " No." "We're gonna check in his office." " Got the key?" " Nope." " Hit it." " Yeah." "[mouths words]" "Guess we got to knock it down." "We should check this." "We got to get in there." "Nice." "Oh, okay." "Who do you think this is?" " We'll find out." " It's Hollister." "He's on the run." "He's got a second kid with him." "Our main target is Kurt Hollister." "Last known location was his mechanic shop four hours ago." "We got Tac guys sitting on his residence and an Amber alert out on the vehicle and the kid." "The body in the freezer belonged to Ray Malone." "He was 38 years old." "He died a block from where he was born." "Malone is a knock-around guy... misdemeanor priors." "Somehow, he's the nexus." "He went to high school with the father of the victim and the father of the missing kid." "So what's the motive?" "Why brutally murder a kid, take off with a second, and then leave an unrelated male body behind?" "He's out there, and he's holding a seven-year-old boy." "He's not some mastermind." "We should have him in custody." "We were right there." "We talked to him." "We all missed this." "Let's just connect the dots." "Who was Ray Malone to this guy?" "How's he end up in his freezer?" "So..." "Ray Malone." "Ray, uh..." "Ray was the guy with the worst luck in the world." "He had lymphoma, maybe two months to live." "You know, when we grew up, we were tight... me, Richard, and Ray." "Not quite a crew, but, uh... [chuckles] We weren't exactly saints." "One night... this is maybe, uh, 18 years ago... they were hanging out behind Ray's house" "checking out Ray's dad's gun, and it went off." "They run down to the end of the gangway." "There's a kid... that got shot." "Complete and total accident, but, uh... that's not gonna help that kid, right?" "So they, uh... they moved him under the house at the end there, run over to my place, and, uh, I was studying for finals." "But I hid the gun for them." "Woke up, and the... the whole neighborhood was one big funeral." "For Hollister's little boy." "Yeah, he snapped." "He, uh... he started drinking, picking fights." "Wife took off, and poor Ray... it wrecked him." "He couldn't hold down a job, so I, uh..." "I gave him money until I couldn't." "So he stole." "We never told what we did." "Hollister, he... he... he had a temper." "And we thought, you know, he..." "he's gonna kill us, all of us." "So, uh... [scoffs]" "Now look at what's going on." "Listen to me." "If I could trade my life for my kid, I would." "But you can't do that for me." "He's coming after you now because Ray was dying." "He must've gone to Hollister to clear his conscience." "Yeah." "Be honest with me." "Do you think my son's still alive right now?" "All-call message went out on Hollister 30 minutes ago." "I want to be apprised of any sightings." "Sarge, Boyd's son, Conner... most likely snatched on his way home from school." "Got a team canvassing the route home right now." "We just got nothing useful so far." "I flagged the plate on his car." "Troopers are shutting down the ramps." "Ah, we got to move." "Just got a hit on that plate." "Patrol's already down there." "We got to go." "21-13 squad." "Hold us down on the Amber-alert vehicle." "Copy that." "Step away." "I need everyone to move away from the car." "21-13." "Vehicle appears to be empty." "Ten-four." "[indistinct chatter]" "Sergeant Voight, we're here with the car." "It's empty." "All right, we're almost to you." "Roman." "Hey." "Hey!" "Don't move!" "Chicago Police!" "Don't move!" "[tires screeching]" " Where are they?" " [Gunshots]" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "[people screaming]" "Look out!" "Get out of the way!" "Go!" "[people screaming]" " Out of the way!" "Police!" " Get out of the way!" " Chicago Police!" " [Tires screeching]" "Get out of the park, now!" " Get out of the way!" " Move!" "Hollister!" "Hollister, stop!" "Stop right there!" "Take it easy." "Everybody fall back." "I said fall back!" "He's cleared the park out." "He's looking to die today." "Let me talk to him." "SORT and the negotiator are two minutes out." " It's safer that way." " No, no, no." "I can talk sense into him." "I'll bring that boy back." " Go ahead." " Lincoln 15-21 emergency." "This is Detective Erin Lindsay with Intelligence." "I need that chopper out of the sky now." "I'm Detective Dawson." "Why don't you drop that weapon, Mr. Hollister, and let's talk?" "You ain't the man I need to talk to." "I know." "You want to talk to Damien Boyd, but I can't allow that." "You know what he did." "I know what you think he did, but you're making a mistake." "He wasn't there." "You got an innocent man's child in your hands." "No, no, either he's lying, or you are." "It's the truth!" "Now, look, I got two dozen officers here that would love to take you out." " Let's not give them a reason." " They let him die!" "Left him under a house like he wasn't a person." "He bled out all night... a little kid!" "They took away the only beautiful thing" "I ever had in my life." "I know." "Nothing you do is gonna bring your boy back." "But you can end this story today, or you can use that gun in your hand and drag another family into tragedy." "It's up to you." "Come on." "Conner, he's gonna let you go." "Can you run to me?" "I can't let him win!" "There aren't any winners here." "It's over." "He doesn't deserve this." "Toss the piece." "Come on, Kurt, let him go." "It's okay." "Get down." "Antonio!" "[gunshot, boy whimpers]" " Antonio, you okay?" " Yeah." " Is he okay?" " Yeah." "Lincoln 15-21." "Shots fired by the police." "Offender down." "Tender-age child in custody." "Notify the Coroner..." "I was robbed." "You know, now would be a great time for you to try to be my dad, but..." "I mean, that ship sailed a long time ago, right?" "Look, I really don't need a lecture right now, okay?" "I just need 100 bucks." "All right, you want my money." "You want my money." "Okay, here..." "Go ahead." "Good luck." "[scoffs]" "[exhales deeply] [sobbing]" "Listen, I wasn't there for you before." "I'm..." "I'm trying here." "You want to let me try." "Things'll be a lot better." "Trust me." "So what's it called, like, officially?" "Officially, it's called acute myelogenous leukemia." "They don't want the dad's bone marrow, for obvious reasons." "You mean because he drove his truck through their living room?" "That's a contributing factor." "I stay in touch, make sure the restraining order's working out." "She's pretty." "Boy, you have some taste for high drama." "Natural-born storyteller." "I can't believe you were a match." "It's my mutt blood... half Irish, half everything." "Guess I'm a match for anybody." "Well, I'll bear that in mind." "My limp and low energy... it's the shots I give myself for the procedure." "I didn't say it, 'cause I'm not doing this for me." "I don't need a gold star, and I don't need Platt or the Ivory Tower knowing, in case they try to talk me out of this or, you know, suspend me." "That kid... he's dying, and that... that didn't seem fair." "Sean Roman, you're gonna make me cry." "Nah, you're fine." "Come on, let's say hi." "He calls you "the pretty policewoman"... little flirt." "Hey, Andrew, I want you to meet someone." "My name is Barbara Fletcher." "I'd like to report a crime... false testimony fabricated by a Sergeant Hank Voight on May 6, 2001." "He put a man away for a murder" "I personally know he could not have witnessed." "I want Sergeant Voight's badge, and I want him put in jail, where he belongs." "So Lindsay's back, just... [snaps fingers] Like that." "No, not like that." "What's it like?" "I don't know." "I don't know what hand gesture to make." "She's back, and it's good." "And we'll see what that means for me... and for both of us." "[rock music playing, indistinct chatter]" "Hey, man, heard you guys caught a nasty one today." "It wasn't pretty, but we saved a kid." "Yeah, I heard that too." "This one's on me, huh?" "Na zdorovie." "Oh, you owe me a vodka." "Oh!" " [cell phone vibrates] - [chuckles]" "It's my son." "[cell phone beeps]" "Little man, what's up?" "You called before?" "Yeah, I wanted to hear your voice." "[whistle blows]" "What's that?" "You watching the game?" "Yeah, fourth quarter." "It's tied." "Tie game?" "Want to do a little play-by-play?" " Just for you?" " Just for me." "Well, there's five seconds left in the game, and we're on the 10-yard line." "All we got to do is kick a field goal, and we win." "The offense breaks the huddle..." "Oh, no!" "The other team called a time-out, Dad." "The crowd's going crazy."

"Thirty-six hours ago, an American B-52 bomber... ... crashed into the Mediterranean Sea." "Moments before impact, the bomber's crew jettisoned... ... a 50-megaton nuclear warhead." "The bomb capable of leveling a major city... ... has been lost at sea." "Now underway is the greatest naval search in human history." "What do you think?" "Should be you out there." "I'm the best diver in the Navy." "Hell, you ain't in the Navy." "You are a damned deserter." "AWOL." "AWOL." "Years ago, a man go on a bender like that... ... they'd pin a medal on him and take him for a blowjob." "Instead, you got your ass kicked by a couple of Marines." "Ornery son of a bitch." "Friend of yours." "Looks like chief here is a nigger-lover." "Asshole, now you're going to address me as master chief... ... or I'll snap your goddamn wrist." "You read me?" " You ain't a master chief no more." " You trifling me, motherfucker?" " Trifling me?" " Sorry, master chief!" "Thank you!" "Carl." "Come on, Carl." "Turn off Daddy's radio and get ready for school." "Come on, Jane." "Get ahold, John." "Way to go, John." "Come on." "Come on!" "Get up there, Jane." "Come on." "Come on." "Good girl." "Go, John." "Move in, Jane." "You best come in now." "I told Doc Maddox I'd be done by Friday and I will." " Daddy, you acting like..." " This was my farm?" "No, son." "No matter how hard I work, I ain't never gonna own this land." "I heard you and Mama talking." "You'll lose the farm if this wheat ain't in on time." "Doc Maddox'll bring in a family where the kids work too." "My kids go to school." "Now go on before you're late." "I'm not going to school, Daddy." "Not today." "Not till this field is done." "This field ain't ever gonna be done." "Today is Friday." "Come on." "Good boy." "Good girl." "There you go." "Make me a promise." "Sir?" "Don't end up like me." "All right." "Best get moving." "Rain coming in." "Best get moving." "Ready, Jane, John." "Get up there." "Come on now." "Stay the hoe, John." "Get the hoe, John." "Get that hoe, Jane." "Get the hoe, Jane!" "Get up there!" "Come on, Carl." "You'll miss the bus." "Let's go, son." "Your father's waiting on us." "The U. S. Navy is a big opportunity for a young man." "We got hot showers." "We got three square meals a day, unlike the Army..." "And I can keep this." "They're just giving it to me." "I wish I knew what I was gonna be." "Knowing you, it's gonna be something big." "He ain't said not one word since we left the recruiter." " He's just real scared for you." " Coloreds now." " I love you." " I love you." "Recruiter say first leave's September." "I wouldn't believe everything that recruiter says." "Put it away for a rainy, or send it home to Mom and Pop." "I'll come back, help mow the hay." "Don't." "Don't ever come back here." "You get in there and fight, Carl." "Don't take promises." "Bust the old rules, if you have to." "And when it gets hard... ... and it will... ... don't quit on me." "Ever." "Now, go on." "Don't come back here." "Not for a long time." "Charge it when you get where you're going." ""ASNF. "" "What's that supposed to mean?" "Come on, boy." "You got a big future... ... in the U.S. Navy." "A big future." "Tell that recruiter, to take his crystal ball... ... and shove it directly up his ass." "I just got back from fighting a war, making the world free for democracy... ... and they still got me slaving over a hot grill next to you." "There's only three choices a colored man has in the Navy." " What, chief?" " A cook..." " ... officer's valet..." " Listening, Carl?" "... or getting the fuck out of the Navy." "Big future." " Big future, I'll be doggone." " It'll be all right." "Hot, hot, hot." "Hell ain't got nothing on the South Pacific." "Hold that." "Carl, what the hell are you doing?" "Reckon I'm gonna take a swim." "Nigger, you're crazy." "Tuesday is colored swim..." "Well, I'm hot on Friday." "Those crackers see that nappy head..." "What are they gonna do?" "Make me wash more dishes?" "Someone's confused here." "Better get your ass off this deck." "Hey, it's not Tuesday, son." "What the hell you doing, boy?" "Wrong day, asshole." "All right, make way." "Captain wants you back on the boat now." " He'll beat you!" " Go, Carl!" "You got anything to say for yourself?" "Your response is noted." "You ever hear of the Search and Rescue Swimmers?" " Sailor falls overboard, they..." " Dive in and save him." "Yes, sir." "You just became one." "I'm transferring you to their unit." "You're the fastest swimmer on this ship and have the balls to back it." "Thank you, sir." "I'll pack up and report to the deck department..." "You're just there to swim, nothing else." "Stay with the stewards." "Let him out." "The only reason your ass ain't in the brig is because you're high yellow." "Boy, you're in good with Captain Pullman now." "Put in a good word for me so I can drive the boat." "You won 't believe it, but I made seaman, which is a glorified deckhand." "I'm not sure what I'll be, but I'll make you proud of me." "Dad, the mail chopper's here, so I better get topside." "Give Mom a big hug for me." "Your loving son, Carl." "Afternoon, chief." "The mail chopper clipped a radiomast." "He's down!" "Mail chopper portside." "Diver, now!" "Tell him I want him up alive!" "Diver's coming up!" "Faster." "Pull him up." "Pull him up." "Faster!" "Faster!" "Brashear, get on that steadying line." "Lay back into it." "Keep it steady." "Steady." "Bring him in." "Let's get him up!" "On the hatch." "Facedown." "Goddamn!" "If I'd been a few minutes earlier, he'd be breathing now." "You did your best, Chief Sunday." "Lieutenant Hanks." "Complete the diving operation." "The copilot is still in the water." "It's your turn, bring him home." "Take Chief Sunday to the chamber for decompression." "Lay back." "On the side." "Diver coming up and over." " Chief?" " Cut the weight." "Drop the weight!" "Man overboard." " Stand by." " What the hell's going on?" " We lost Caughlin, sir." " Standby's going in." " We can't wait." "Look at him." "What are you doing?" "I've got a man on." "I'll bounce dive, put him on a rescue line." " Bounce dive?" " I've done it before." "You can't." "He's too deep." "And you will call me "sir"!" "Goddamn it, I got a man dying, sir!" "Give me a wrench, a spare lifeline and an air hose!" "I've lost two men, another drowning." "I won't let you commit suicide." " Stand fast." " He'll be dead before you get him!" " Sir, the air..." " Stand off!" "You will lose if you touch that water." "Do you hear me?" "Yes, sir!" "Goddamn it!" "Master Chief Sunday, you sustained a serious embolism." "Embolism." "Both lobes of the lungs were severely scarred." "Can't cheat the laws of nature forever." "I'm afraid the condition is totally inoperable." "Ain't that a bitch." "So, what happens next time I dive and take on pressure?" "Any increased pressure at all will kill you instantly." "Kill me?" "Goddamn." "For a minute, I thought this was serious." " Keep your voice down." " Hell, no." "I feel like singing." " Fuck." " Where are you going?" "To celebrate." "You had me going." "I thought I couldn't dive no more." " You're scaring the patients." " How about me?" "Goddamn!" "Hey, I got an idea." "Maybe you could use me around here." "I'm looking to make a career move." "Maybe you could get someone to change the bedpans." "Change the bedpans!" "Chief!" "Change a fucking bedpan!" "Master Chief Sunday, given your current physical condition... ... and the far graver issue of recent acts of misconduct... ... you will be medically disqualified from diving... ... fined 1/2 month's pay for 3 months... ... and reassigned to a training position... ... where it is my greatest wish... ... that you will embrace a newfound respect for authority." "This hearing is concluded." "That's what I want to be, sir." " A Navy master diver?" " Yes, sir." "Last week, you were a cook." " The man I just saw..." " The man you saw is a master chief." "That's the highest rank an enlisted man can achieve in the Navy." "Lot of good men spend their career trying and fail." "Besides... ... they're not going to take a colored at diving school." "It's that simple." "What if you personally recommended me, sir?" "I just made you a deck seaman three days ago." "What else do I owe you?" "The way I see it... ... I owe you, sir." "I'll endorse your request." "But it ain't gonna work." "Wait outside." "Well, look at Mr. Navy." "Bell-bottoms bleached." "Shoes all shined up." "Now all we need is an organ grinder." "Welcome to Bayonne, New Jersey." "Pimple on God's ass." "Chief Sunday, we never met, but I served with you." "U. S. S. Hoist." "I expect I remember you now." "So, what's for chow, Cookie?" "I wouldn't know, chief." "I'm reporting for diving school." "Oh, yeah, that's right." "They say you wrote over 100 letters requesting admission." "You got you some grit, you have." "Yes, sir." "Fucking gonna be a hot one today." "Hope you're better than the last cook." "Man's food could kill your dog." "Chief." "Had anything to drink today?" "No, sir, chief." "Say we go into town and get us a nice cold one." "I can't do that, chief." "I haven't reported for duty." "I'll tell you what." "I'll buy you a tall one over there." "A bus ticket too." "So you can go on back to whatever burrow you sprang from." "What do you say?" "Sir, I am a Navy man." "Where I come from there are no oceans... ... only dirt farms and ornery mules." "And no self-respecting Navy man makes a living driving mules." "Sir." "You know what the Chinese say?" "Beware what you wish for." "Let him in." "I stole the pot!" "Get in." "Hoist away." "Don't stare at him." " Who is he?" " Commanding officer." "Everyone calls him Mr. Pappy." "He's a war hero." "They were going to make him an admiral in D. C... ... before they found out he has more screws loose than a Studebaker." "So they sent him here." "Better salute him, or you'll spend your first night in the brig." "I'll show you the barracks." "Attention on deck!" "Gentlemen... ... in 1948, President Truman had the courage and enlightenment... ... to desegregate the United States military." "I want you to welcome Bayonne Diving School's first colored trainee... ... Boatswain's Mate Second Class Carl Brashear." "I don't hear anyone welcoming Boatswain's Mate Brashear." "Master chief." "No disrespect to the president... ... but I don't bunk with niggers." " Aren't you going to go too?" " No." "I'm from Wisconsin." "Never been there." "Rise and shine, Cookie." "Time for training." "Are you familiar with the principle of Boyle's Law?" "The what?" "!" "I didn't hear your answer!" "Come on, Cookie." "Get up." "At a constant temperature... ... the volume of a confined gas varies conversely with its pressure." "Why is this law important in diving?" "I don't know, chief!" "That's because you're just some dumb nigger from Podunk." "I know you." "Your smell hung in every damn shack I ever lived in." "Your face staring when we had to leave... ... because your daddy could farm it cheaper than mine." "He drank himself into a $ 7 casket, but not me!" "Because I'm a master diver!" "Maybe you'll remember that next time... ... you imply we got anything in common." "You read me, Cookie?" "Get your goddamn Wisconsin ass back to bed, Snowhill!" "The men you are watching... ... are going to be Navy divers." "You bottom suckers are not fit to observe them." "Avert your eyes!" "My name is Master Chief Billy Sunday." "There was a preacher by the same name who rid Chicago... ... of the whoring spics, drunken wops and motherfucking niggers... ... who were making that place unfit for decent white folks to live." "The only difference between me and that preacher... ... is that he worked for God, and I am God!" "Now, the first 10 of you Girl Scouts step forward." "Come on, drop your dicks!" "Let's go!" "Three-quarters of you standing here will fail to become Navy divers." "Three from the first row, step forward." "Step forward!" "Of those unfortunates who pass, only three of you will live to retirement." "Because diving is the most dangerous job in the Navy." "So who wants to quit?" "Say now, who wants to quit?" "You got something to offer?" "Who wants to save me the sweat... ... of training your sorry ass?" "You?" "You?" "Cookie?" "You?" "You gonna look me in the eye?" "What are you, some broke-dick Popeye?" "Let me guess." "You were captain of the swim team." "You and your girlfriend used to practice the breaststroke!" "Say it like you got a pair!" "My wife." "It's in your record." "You knocked her up sophomore year." "Maybe you can bring the little woman down one night... ... and all the boys can practice the breaststroke." "I heard you were a hell of a swimmer, Snowhill." "State champ?" "Yes, yes, master chief." "Snowhill, please step forward." "March." "About face." "You let go before I relieve you, you fail my course." "Got it, swim champ?" "Swimming don't got dick-shit to do with deep-sea diving." "If Johnny Weissmuller were in the soup wearing a 200-pound diving rig... ... he couldn't swim to fuck Esther Williams if she was right there naked." "The only way to survive is to trust each other." "Underwater, all you got is the man next to you." "That's why the only men to get through my course are the very, very best." "Now get out of my sight." "Permission to relieve the man below." "What are you, Cookie?" "Some kind of goddamn hero?" "I got no room for heroes or stuttering swim champs with a wife and kids." "Flunk me." "But don't punish him for being decent to me." "You'll flunk all on your own." "Swim champ had half a chance." "He still does." "Permission to relieve him." "Says he can hold his breath for 4 minutes." "Ain't even been two." "I believe Gunner's Mate Snowhill's a liar!" "We're men of honor, ain't we?" "We don't abide liars." "You're out of my program, Snowhill!" "Brashear, you have the barracks to yourself." "Damn!" "The Navy diver is not a fighting man but a salvage expert." "If it's lost, he finds it." "If it's sunk, he brings it up." "If it's in the way, he moves it." "If he's lucky, he'll die 200 feet beneath the waves." "That's the closest he'll get to being a hero." "Hell, I don't know why anybody'd want to be a Navy diver." "Good flange work, Rourke." " Almost there." " Thank you, master chief." "Machinist's Mate Rourke, 91." "Boatswain's Mate Brashear, 37." " You fail the next test, you're out." " Yes, sir." "There are seats of learning beyond the walls and control of this camp." "Ladies, this is weekend liberty." "Anyone who ain't back here on time will have to answer to me personally." "And remember:" "One-night stands may be over by morning... ... but syphilis lasts a lifetime." "Dismissed!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "How about some flowers for your young lady?" "What's the hitch?" " You're the one who called." " Yes, ma'am." "I told you." "We're a public library, not a tutoring service." "Now if you don't mind... ... there is a Mr. Biddle at home." "In fact, he's probably brought flowers." "Have a wonderful weekend." "And lock up, would you?" "And be sure to kick him out." "Hello." "We're closed." "Not for three minutes." "You studying on nursing?" "A person doesn't study "on" anything, boatswain's mate." "You know your rates and ranks." "Did you get that from these books?" "Look, I am not here to flirt with you." "I'm in diving school across the river." "I'm not just good at it." "I was born for it." "But the joke is, I'll wash out if I fail my next exam." "What's the last grade you completed?" "Seventh." " I can't help you." " Why not?" "It took me four years of work to get through med school." "Now I have six weeks to study for my exam." "I pass, I become an intern, maybe someday a doctor." "You're too far behind." "And I don't have the time." "Okay." "Go on." "Go read to yourself." "Don't give me another thought." "Don't you get it?" "It doesn't matter if I help you." " You're gonna fail anyway." " I won't." "I can't." "Why do you want this so badly?" "Because they said I couldn't have it." "I may know a professor at City..." "Boyle's Law describes the behavior of gases under varying pressure." "It states if a diver holds his breath at 100 feet... ... continues holding while rising to 10 feet... ... the gases in his lungs increase four times." "Why is this important?" "Forget to exhale going up, your lungs explode." "I can work with you, but my time is precious." "So the first time you go drinking and fighting and leave me waiting... ... our arrangement ends." "Good morning." "I... ... have to open up." "What's your name?" "Or is it a secret?" "My name is Jo." "My father always wanted a boy." "He was in the Navy too." "Is he still active?" "I haven't seen him since I was 9." "Good night." "Fire Controlman Mellegrano, 91." "Mate DuBoyce, 85." "Engineman Crofoot, 69." "Boatswain's Mate Carl Brashear... ... 76." "Boots, Cookie, square away, ladies." "You're next in the water." "Patch the hull of the training vessel so we can pump her full of air... ... and raise her up." "Then we'll sink her and do it again." "What's going on?" "He stays down any longer, he'll get mail." "Isert, finish torching that hole." "I'm trying, but this thing's real awkward." " How's it look?" " Looks like hell." "Green diver, you have three minutes to get your patch hung... ... before the next team comes." "Move your raggedy ass, Isert." "Red diver." " Yes, master chief." "Goddamn, I've had girlfriends who could weld faster." "Move him along." " Come on, Isert, hang the patch." " Yeah, okay, Rourke." "I'm trying." "Do you feel that?" "Do I feel what?" "What the hell?" "This wreck is rolling!" "She's limping, chief." "We're sliding down." "Can somebody tell me what happened?" "Come on!" "Grab that hose!" "Red diver, what's your situation?" " The whole ship just dropped 50 feet." "We landed on something." "Bring them home so we can figure this out." "You're coming home." "Negative on the come-home order." "Isert's air hose is tangled." "My air hose is stuck!" "Fouled." "Now get it unfouled." "Rourke, what's wrong?" "Why are we moving?" "We slipped down the channel bank." "This wreck is alive." " I have to change out his air hose." "Listen, Rourke... ... he's your buddy." "Unfoul his line and get him out." "I'm trying, it's too tight." "Send down a line." "Help!" "Chief, I need help." " Stay put." "Help's on the way." " I'm ready." " Undress him." " You can't go down there." " I won't have your familiar tone." "You can't dive that deep." "I'm ready." "Let me go." "Master chief... ... it looks like the ship slid down on some pipes coming from that factory." "They give out, this whole ship's going right to the bottom." "Don 't worry about the boat." "Get that hose to Rourke." " For God's sakes!" "What the hell is that, Cookie?" "The ship's weight is busting those pipes, chief." "We got to get him on a fresh hose and out of here." "Topside, blue diver is here." "He's got a fresh line." "Isert, Rourke will change you out, and you'll walk out of there." "Rourke, he's got five minutes of air if he don't panic." " You screw up and he's dead, read me?" " Yes, master chief." "Isert, we can 't talk for a bit, think of your favorite song... ... and I want you to sing it." "I don't know any songs!" "You have to slow your respiration." "Breathe easy." "Please, I wasn't made for this!" "I want to go home now!" "I want to go home now!" "Would you let me go home now?" "I want to quit!" "I want to quit!" "I really want to quit!" "I want to quit!" "Change him out now!" " She's moving!" " Come on, Rourke." "Oh, fuck!" "Topside, Isert's off air." "What is going on?" " She's gonna roll over!" "I expect so." "Now stay there and change that boy out, you hear me?" "I'm out of here." "I have to get out." " She's going down." " Come back here!" " Rourke, get back here!" " I ain't dying." "I'm out of here!" "Don't leave!" "Carl, don't leave me." "I need my air hose." "I can't breathe, Carl." "I'm getting dizzy." "I can't breathe." " Topside, he's blacking out." " Goddamn it, hook him up!" "We're coming home, chief." " Never doubted it." "Machinist's Mate First Class Rourke, front and center." ""The President of the?" "Nited States... ... takes pleasure in presenting the Navy Medal of Heroism... ... to Machinist's Mate First Class Dylan Rourke." "Whereby Petty Officer Rourke on the 22nd of September... ... of the year 1952... ... with disregard for his own life, did save the life... ... of Petty Officer Timothy Douglas Isert. "" "Post." "Class 0252, dismissed." "Hey, I got your telegram." "No, I got the wire." "I got the wire." "How's Daddy doing?" "Is he up and around again?" "Hello?" "Carl, is that you?" " Hey, Jo." "It's me." "Where are you?" "Are you okay?" "I'm okay." "I'm okay." "Listen... ... could you meet me?" "Miserable son of a bitch, in there drinking on my anniversary." "You're the one, aren't you?" "Well, I'm Gwen... ... Sunday." "Sorry to hear that." "You know he'll kick you out of the Navy." "He's gonna kick you out of diving." "What're you gonna do about it?" "Let him run you over, like you do everyone else?" "You know he's in there right now." "He wanted a party." "Let's give him one." "She told me it was okay to dance with girls." "I love this song." "Donny... ... be a dear lad and get us two Scotches." "We're out." "Lucky for us you got a whole bar full of bourbon." "What the hell you doing with him?" "Get out." "Well, I'll be goddamned." "It's prom night at the Moor Bar." "You boys have a drink on me." "Go ahead." "Hell, I don't know who classes up the joint more:" "The fetching young lady in the fur stole or Cookie here." "So, what did you two kids come here to do anyway?" "Dance?" "Why not take a turn?" "It's a free country." "Mostly." "You made a big mistake walking in here." " It's my fault." " It's all your fault." "Spoiled little girl gets her kicks dragging stray men in here." "Thinks we're a bunch of rednecks she can shake up for fun." "Hey, Donny... ... be a dear lad and bring the lady a fresh soldier." "Think you deserve to be here?" "Fraternizing among Navy men?" "Think you're as good as them?" "And me?" "You better than me?" "Damn right I am." "See this pipe?" "General MacArthur himself smoked this pipe." "I served with him at Leyte Gulf." "Biggest naval battle in history." "Kamikaze ripped into an escort carrier, the Saint Lo." "Went down on a shallow reef, trapped me and six boys in the fire room." " Only one way out." " Flood the compartment, swim up." "Five decks, Cookie." "Five fucking decks." "Locked bulkheads." "Dead bodies everywhere." "You got to have your balls screwed on tight for that swim." "We still had intercom." "Old MacArthur came over that squawk box:" ""Sunday, you son of a bitch, I bet you can't hold your breath four minutes... ... and swim out of there. " Know what I said?" ""No, Mac, I can't... ... but I'll bet you your cob pipe I can hold it for five... ... because that's what it'll take. "" " This ain't worth it." " Get your hands off me." "Six men are breathing today because I let them out of that room." "Now because you pulled... ... Isert's white ass out of some rowboat... ... you think you're better than me?" "Well, let's just see." "What's your bet, Cookie?" "Put Snowhill back in." " What do you owe him?" " Nothing." "You do." "Oh, yeah?" "Fine." "But if I win, you ship out tonight." "Deal?" "Deal." "Show him, master chief." " Will you be my tender?" " Yeah." "Go, baby." "Come on now." "Go, Sunday!" "Go." "Go, Master Chief Sunday!" "One minute, fifteen seconds." "Two minutes, twenty-five seconds." "Ten bucks right here!" "Three minutes, ten seconds!" "Four minutes." " Stop it." " Chief?" "Rourke, stop it." "Carl, are you okay?" "Carl?" "Chief, are you okay?" " Hold it." " You all right, chief?" "I'm okay." "Hold him up." "Let's go!" "She tried to drive off the pier." "Get her out of the car." "Today's my wedding anniversary." "Come on, move." "Move." "No, not you, Billy." "Not you." "Bastard!" "Come on, baby." "Let's go home." " Come on, baby." "Let's go home." " Yeah." "Go on home now." "Nothing to see here." "Jo." "I can't do this, Carl." "I can't live this life again." "I pulled my father out of too many Navy bars." " You don't know what happened tonight." " Oh, but I do." "I passed my finals." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, Jo." "I'm going to be starting my internship at Bellevue." "It'll be crazy." "I won't have time to see you." " It won't happen again." " Yes, it will." "You wanted to fight that man." "You were waiting for the moment." "Don't you see?" "I'm not like you?" "The things I want..." "The things I want are smaller." "If I just work hard and keep my head down..." "Your whole life will pass you by." "Most of what's in those diving books you know better than me." "You don't need me." "You don't need anyone." "I love you." "Jo!" "Marry me, Jo!" "What?" "He wants to know if you'll marry him." "Come in." "Watch the door." "Try not to touch anything." "Did you know that ordinary house dust is composed... ... primarily of human skin?" "No, sir, I didn't know that." "Makes you think twice about who you invite into your home." "Two tablespoons of machine oil can contaminate... ... an entire ship's... ... fresh water supply." "Some things just don't mix." "Do they... ... chief?" "He's gonna pass." "Yesterday, he scored a 94 on his final." "He don't have to be fast tomorrow." "All he's got to do is complete the exercise." "Billy... ... there may come a day when a colored diver graduates from here... ... but it won't be tomorrow, or as long as I'm here." "You agree with me, of course." "Don't you, chief?" "Yes, sir." "Baseball season's over." "I figured Rourke." "I never let myself think..." " Why not?" " Because I saw your last dive." "You want to know what I am?" "I'm the sorry son of a bitch put here to get through your skull... ... that some things do not change." " I deserve to pass." " When does deserving mean anything?" "They ain't gonna have you." "In their eyes, you'll never be as good as them." " So you're failing." " No, you are." "You think I owe you something?" "I don't owe you a goddamn fucking thing!" "You or anybody else." "You got fucked, Cookie." "You were right, chief." "You and I have nothing in common." "I may be some dumb nigger from Podunk but I'm making something of myself." "You're the same hateful little man as you started out as." "Without diving you're nothing... ... but a son of a bitch who used to be something." "What did he say to make you try so hard?" ""Be the best. "" "Well, you are." "Just don't show up tomorrow." "Pappy ain't going to let you pass." "What about you, chief?" "Today will decide which of you will become Navy divers." "The object of the test is to correctly assemble this flange underwater." "The pieces required for assembly are on the river bottom." "Once you locate your project flange... ... you will call for your tools." "They will be lowered to you." "You will be timed and accrue points for a speedy completion." "However, we will pump air to you for as long as you can stand the cold." "So take your time and get it right." "If you do not complete the flange... ... you have just wasted six months of your life." "Divers, square yourselves away and approach the rail." "Topside, I have located my work light." "Topside, blue diver." "I have located my project and request my tool bag." "Topside, this is red diver." "I have located my project..." "Tenders, lower your tool bags." "Topside, blue diver." "I'm still waiting on my tool bag." "Blue diver, your tool bag is on the river bottom." "Chief, start the project time on all divers." "Machinist's Mate Rourke... ... one hour, 37 minutes." "Perfect assembly." "Surveyor Second Class Yarmouth... ... two hours, 19 minutes." "Perfect assembly." "Never thought I'd live to see it." "Four hours, nine minutes." "Better late than never, Crofoot." "Perfect assembly." "How's the water down there?" "Colder than a well digger's ass, chief." "Take it inside." "What do you mean, still not up?" "Excuse me." " Dive station." "Chief Sunday... ... we have every cook and shine boy thinking they'll be next... ... to try a stunt like this, so you listen up." "Don't bring him up till he stops moving." "He's near dead now, sir." "Not till he stops moving, chief!" "Give up, Cookie." "You go into shock, you might not wake up." "Come on now." "This ain 't worth dying for." "My name is... ... Boatswain's Mate... ... Second Class... ... Carl Brashear." "I am a Navy diver." "Bring him up." " Bring him up!" " I got him." " We'll bring him home." " Sailor!" "Disregard that order!" "Sailor!" "Sailor!" "Chief Sunday, effective immediately... ... I am relieving you of your duties!" "Do you hear me, chief?" "!" "Haul in that line." "Come on, Brashear." "You're almost there." "A few more steps." "Come on." "We'll help you." "Open up." "Boatswain's Mate Carl Brashear... ... nine hours, 31 minutes." "Perfect assembly." "Get him inside." " Carl, did, did..." " Slow down, Snowhill." "They put me back in the program." "I start training next week." "Congratulations." "Thanks, Carl." "I almost forgot." " You hear about Sunday?" " No." "Mr. Pappy blew a gasket when the son of a bitch passed you." "He busted him down a stripe and shipped him out." "I guess that fucker got his in the end." "I guess he did." "I guess he did." "From the gentleman." "You hate champagne." " You got a diving assignment." " Brooklyn Navy Yard, standby diver." "Brooklyn?" "Brooklyn." "Baby, we can have dinner like an old married couple." "Oh, well, baby, I didn't take the job." "We waited three years for that slot to open up." "I don't move up in rank unless I dive." "I won't make master as a standby." "I'll find something else." "I'm three months late." "Late for what?" "You're going to have a... ?" "A real baby?" "We're gonna have a baby!" "We're gonna have a real baby!" "We're gonna have a baby!" "Ladies, gentlemen, and the rest of you lowdown cats... ... it's time to ring in the New Year." "Happy New Year." "Happy New Year." "You have to let them know who's boss." "Or they'll never salute you the rest of your life." "Excuse me." "What'd I tell you, hon?" "He don't remember me." "Senior Chief Sunday, U. S. S. Hoist." "You ended my diving career, lieutenant." "Lieutenant Commander... ... Hanks." "Pleased to meet you." "That was a long time ago, chief." "Ancient history." "Well, we just came by to say hey." " Auld lang syne and all." " Auld lang syne." "I didn't know you had a daughter." "Right." "She's quite lovely." "We gotta go now, because Billy's gonna dance with me." "Happy New Year." " Have fun." " Come on, Billy." "You're gonna dance with your lovely wife, right?" "See?" "Now wasn't that easy?" " Has-been." " Yes." "No." "Billy." "He's the biggest drunk in the Navy is all." "Senior Chief Sunday... ... you violated Article 90 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice:" "Assaulting a superior commission officer." "Your conduct is completely unacceptable." "You're fined one half month's pay for six months... ... restricted to the base for two months... ... and are hereby reduced in rank to chief petty officer." "For those just joining us, our top story continues... ... thousands of miles away in the Mediterranean Sea." "Hours ago, an American B-52 bomber flying a routine mission... ... over the coast of Spain slammed into the Spanish countryside." "Moments before, the bomber's crew jettisoned their nuclear payload." "Three 50-megaton warheads parachuted to Earth." "Two were recovered." "However, a third hydrogen bomb remains lost at sea." "You made it." "Becky, get your toys." "Your daddy will be home soon." "Investigating in deep water will be the work of AL VIN... ... a two-man submersible on loan from Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute." "As Navy ships comb the Mediterranean in search of the warhead... ... so do Russian submarines." "Since the bomb disappeared in international waters... ... it belongs to whoever finds it." "Charged with locating it before the Soviets... ... are the elite Navy deep-sea divers pictured here." "Stationed in Norfolk, Virginia, the divers were flown here hours ago... ... many still dressed in the uniforms they had on this morning." "Blue diver, this is captain." "Blue diver, come in." "I'm here, Hart." "What do you need?" "Carl, I'd appreciate it if you could find my lost nuke for me." "I'd like to make admiral before I die." "I'm doing my best, Hart." "I have an unidentified metal object protruding from the bottom." "He has something." "Proceed with caution." "Roger that." "Topside, we have a Coke can." "Goddamn Coke can." "Bring it up anyway, chief." "I like my ocean clean." "Turn sonar off." "A diver's down..." " That's not our sonar." " What?" "Shit." "Alpha Whiskey, this is Charlie Victor." "I've got an unknown object." "Probable submarine." "Blue diver, we have an unknown contact." "Probable Russian sub." "Bearing at 209... ... at 16 knots and headed directly for you." "Take immediate evasive action." "Immediate evasive action." "Prepare for emergency surface." "Blue diver, do you hear me?" "Do you hear me?" "Blue diver?" "Talk to me, Carl." "Talk to me, Carl." "Come in, blue diver." "Tell the dive station to supply a standby." "Come in, Carl." "Come on, Carl." "Carl, do you read me?" "I'm here, captain." "He's there." "Prepare to surface, Carl." "We're bringing you home." "Next time you scare the shit out of me give me a courtesy warning first." "Captain, the sub kicked up half the ocean bottom." "It found it for us!" "You're kidding." "Oh, yeah!" "He thinks he found it." "Yeah, you got it." "That's it." "Steady!" "Steady." "Let's take it in." "Bring it up." "Let's go now." "Move!" "Jo." "I was so scared." "I'm sorry." "Oh, shit." "Your leg... ... was nearly severed." "It's gonna take time to heal." "Eventually, you're gonna be able to walk again, with a cane." "Can I still dive?" "I'm so sorry." "Come home, Carl." "Your husband was found drunk on a public beach this morning." "He's an alcoholic and must remain here in detox for 30 days." "If he should stagger, he will not fall!" "If he should fall, he will fall in such a manner... ... as to cover up his rate... ... so that passersby will think he is an officer!" "A chief petty officer shall not drink." "However, if he should drink, he shall not get drunk." "If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger!" "If he should stagger, he shall not fall!" "And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner... ... as to cover up his rate, so passersby will think he's an officer!" "We're all extremely proud of you, Chief Brashear." "Now get better so you can go home and enjoy your retirement." "Give us a smile, chief." " How will you spend retirement?" " How's it feel to be a hero?" "Hey, you." "Sweetheart... ... you'll never dive again." "And what you gotta do now... ... I can't help you with." "But when you're ready to leave... ... and if you can promise me you'll never take another drink again... ... I'll be waiting for you in that car over there." "But if you can't... ... then you just walk on by." "Package for you, sir." "I want to come back." " To where, chief?" " Full diving duty." "I want to dive again." "Carl..." " ..." "I understand but..." " But... ... it's just not possible." "Good afternoon, admiral." " Carl, this is..." " Captain Hanks." "Chief Brashear." "Captain Hanks is the senior officer... ... of the Personnel Policy Control Board at the Pentagon." "He'll be with us a few weeks... ... meeting some of the men from the front lines, hearing their concerns." "To return to the chief's primary concern." "Working as a Navy diver with one good leg and the other..." "I'm sorry, it's just not possible." "Cut it off." ""Injured pilots have requested amputation of injured limbs." "With a prosthesis, several have returned to duty. "" "I'm asking this:" "Cut off my leg and assemble a medical review board 12 weeks from today." "Then I will demonstrate that I am fit to return to full diving duty." "I want to make master chief." "We admire your courage, chief, however misplaced it may be." "Please excuse us." "I am a doctor, Carl." "My opinion might mean something here." "I guess not." "How will you come back with one leg?" "I could barely read once." "I found a way." "I could put up with the months at sea... ... the dangerous assignments you never refused." " But this?" " What do you want from me?" "That I come home, mow the lawn, put a wheelchair ramp in?" " How am I gonna look at my son?" " Leave him out of this." "You're not doing this for him or me." "This is about you." "It's always been about you." "Admit it, Carl." "At least give me that much." "Why are you doing this to me?" "Answer me, goddamn it!" "Or I'm walking out of here and I am not coming back." "I love you, Jo." "Get away!" "Get away from me!" "Piece of shit!" "Cookie." "Goddamn." "Looks like I missed one hell of a party." "I've been all over." "Trouble, mostly." "Navy gave me a second-class diving school in Little Creek." "Don't amount to shit." "I made some calls." "On Friday, that Captain Hanks... ... is convening a medical review board and he's gonna retire you." " He said I had 4 weeks." " He lied, Cookie." "He don't care how many one-legged pushups you can do." "He'd trade you and me and every other sea dog... ... for one glass-eyed electronics technician." "The man's gonna retire your ass." "My leg's back." "I ain't done yet." "You got a stump on a stick and no chance of beating Hanks, son." " All I wanted was to be master diver." " All I wanted was to stay one." "You want to beat Hanks, you got to go around him... ... right to the top." "Washington." " Chief of naval personnel." " That's right." "They don't like cocky pencil pushers like Hanks any more than we do." "I might be able to pull a few strings." "Why are you doing this, Sunday?" "Piss people off." "Chief Decker, you are the chief master at arms... ... of this hospital?" "Yes, sir." "Then why is it you don't know where Chief Brashear is?" "He shouldn't be too hard to spot." "He's the only negro diver in the Navy... ... and he's got one leg." "It seems that the chief has transferred, sir." " On whose orders?" " He signed his own, sir." "Call the shore patrol." "Relax, cap." "We just want to talk." "Wait, wait, wait." "You know where Chief Brashear is." "Where?" "I see." "Fine." "Chief Brashear is AWOL." "I want him found and arrested now." "You ain't gonna find him." "What do you want?" "Four weeks to train him, then a reinstatement hearing... ... with the chief of naval personnel." " The chief of... ?" " Yes, sir." " In Washington?" " That's right." "Forget it." " Will the diver be reinstated?" " Will he get a hearing?" "Seems Chief Brashear losing his leg for his country makes him a hero, sir." "Fine." "I will grant you your hearing... ... on one condition." "When he fails, you retire." "He ain't gonna fail." "Minute five faster." "See you in court." "Captain Hanks ordered you to remain here, chief." "Please be seated, Senior Chief Brashear." "Only the Army salutes indoors, senior chief." "The Navy I grew up in warrants a salute... ... given the gravity of this occasion." "Well... ... we're in a new Navy now." "Shall we begin?" "Do you honestly feel that, as a man..." "You're almost 40." "You have one leg." "Can you really keep up with healthy divers half your age?" "The question is, sir:" "Can they keep up with me?" "No smoking, chief." "Navy diving studies indicate that if a subject were to become... ... unconscious or deceased... ... the disparity between the buoyancy of a prosthetic... ... and a limb would hinder him in a free dive mode." "You mean if he drowned, he wouldn't float right, yes?" "Sirs, I promise if I am killed at sea... ... I will make every effort to die like a Navy man." "You should see the future of Navy deep-sea diving." "This is the latest He/ O2, mixed gas rig." "It weighs 290 pounds." "Men who want to use it, before starting diving training, must walk... ... twelve steps unassisted." "Could you do that, Senior Chief Brashear?" "Yes, sir, I could." "Well... ... I see." "Much as I hate to prolong this... ... in the interest of thoroughness, I'll make arrangements... ... for you to demonstrate." "Here, sir." "Now." "Son, step aside, or I'll crack you in the jaw." " This is hardly the appropriate venue." " I want them all to see, sir." "Captain, I concur with your assessment." "These slippery floors prohibit a demonstration." "Haven't you had enough career trouble?" "Your advice and presence are unwelcome." " Who is this man?" " Chief Leslie W. Sunday, sir." "You swam out of the Saint Lo at Leyte Gulf." "Held your breath for..." " ... four minutes." " Five, sir." "He can stay." "Fine." "Irrelevant." "Gentlemen, sirs, returning to the issue at hand... ... this is not the time or place for Senior Chief Bra..." "Excuse me, senior chief." "Is there a problem?" "Captain Hanks... ... I've spent my life in the Navy trying only to succeed." "But my quest has caused great personal loss to those who love me." "They too have made sacrifices." "They too have endured great pains to support me." "If I walk these 12 steps today... ... reinstate me to active duty." "Give me my career back." "Let me finish it, and go home in peace." "Senior Chief Brashear, the business of the modern Navy..." "Forgive me, sir, but to me the Navy is not a business." "We have many traditions." "In my career, I've experienced most of them." "Some good, some bad." "However, I wouldn't be here today if not for our greatest tradition." "And which one is that?" "Honor, sir." "Get on with it, senior chief." "Leslie?" "What leg you got on?" "My walking leg... ... Leslie." "It was my dad's name." "Got a problem?" "Oh, no, no problem at all." "That thing's light duty." "It'll snap like a matchstick." " I'll put my weight on my good leg." " 290 pounds on one leg?" "You'll be passed out by the sixth step." "Tenders, hat the diver." "Navy diver, stand up." "Leave him." "Captain, if I recall Navy regulations, the diver may be helped to his feet." "It's a lot of brass to sling up from a seated position." "It's spun copper, chief." "We haven't used brass in a decade." "The new manual states the diver must rise unassisted." "That's what it says in the new book?" "If I may ask, captain, how would you know?" "I wrote it." "Yes, sir." "Navy diver... ... stand up." "Square that rig and approach the rail." "One." "Two." "Three." "Four." "Five." "Six." "Seven." "Eight." "Gentlemen, his leg." "Please." "Gentlemen." " Navy diver, stand down." " Diver, you will disregard." " This is my detail." " Admiral?" "Goddamn it, Cookie, move your ass!" "I want my 12." "Nine." "The Navy diver is not a fighting man." "He is a salvage expert." "Ten." "If it's lost underwater, he finds it." "If it's sunk, he brings it up." "If it's in the way, he moves it." "Eleven." "If he's lucky, he'll die young, 200 feet beneath the waves." "For that is the closest he will ever get to being a hero." "Hell, I don't know why anyone would want to be a Navy diver." "Now you report to this line, Cookie." "At ease." "Tenders, unhat that diver." "The United States Navy proudly reinstates... ... senior chief and diver... ... Carl Brashear to full active duty." "Thank you." "I can quit." "The man I married never quit anything a day in his life." "I love you." "I love you too, baby." "I love you too." "Subtitles by Gelula/SDI" "[ENGLISH]"

"To Dean of Admissions, Princeton University." "The most influential person in my life is Mother Teresa, whose example helped me overcome the arrogance... which threatened after my 1,600 SAT score and National Merit Scholarship." "My influential person taught me the most important word I've learned." "Aloha, which I..." "To the Dean of Admissions, Princeton University... from Cristina Moreno." "Most influential person:" "My mother." "No contest." "I think I have been pointing toward this essay... ever since the day, 12 years ago in Mexico, when my father left." "Such was my mother's need to protect me... that she would not let me see her cry." "The trick was... get over it as quickly and privately as possible." "Such was my need to protect her... that I never let on that I could hear her." "My mother kept us in Mexico as long as possible... to root me in all things Latin." "Finally, she sensed our last opportunity for change." "We would leave for America." ""One tear."" ""Just one."" ""So make it a good one," she said." "She would be my Mexico." "Because this admissions essay is open record... let me just say that our transportation into the United States was... economy class." "In order to raise me properly... my mother needed as much of the security of her own culture as possible." "So we rolled through Texas... just 34% Hispanic... to Los Angeles... 48% Hispanic." "...look at the Detroit Pistons." "And your mother's saying, "Get up!" But, no, what of it?" "You can't see them." "Why?" "'Cause you're being killed... you're being strangled by the psychotic Raider fans." "What do you have in Oakland?" "You got a bunch of psychotic..." "A few minutes adrift in an alien environment... then we turned a corner, and we were right back home." "My mother's favorite cousin, Monica, gave us shelter." "For the next six years... neither of us ventured outside our new community." "Mom worked two jobs, paying a total of $450 a week... each of us doing everything we could to make things work." "We were safe and happy." "If only I could have stayed six." "But I was blossoming." "And during my very first dance... in the time it took a boy's hand... to go from my back to my bottom... it was evident that she would have to leave her night job... to keep a watchful eye on me." "Within days, she was on her way to a job interview." "She needed $450 from one job." "And that meant, after all her time in America... finally entering a foreign land." "Hello?" "Yeah, hi." "We're here for the interview with Mrs. Clasky?" "Oh, great." "You made it." "Come on in." "The front door's open and we're out back." "Okay?" "And call me Deborah." "Holding out had helped though." "She was no longer intimidated." "Working for Anglos now posed no problems." "It would just be a job." "White America beckoned." "She stepped across the cultural divide." "Gee whiz in heaven, are you okay?" "No." "Don't worry, I'm not mad." "I've been looking for decoration to put up on the glass so people wouldn't walk into it." "Instead of taking what was in stock, which was awful, I special ordered... but I'll design something myself, which I should've done..." "What does that matter when your nose is bleeding?" " Shut up, Deborah." " Now you got it, Mom." " There's no ice pack, Bern!" " So get anything frozen." "Pressure!" "Just pressure!" "Take this." "Is it strange that I just gave you money?" "I just felt really badly." "It's okay." "Chum, knock it off!" "I'm sorry about the way the place looks." "I'm hosting a fundraiser for the school tonight." "It's just a mess." "Come sit right here." "Here you go." "Yeah, just..." "That's great." "Just toss it." "She's my cousin." "She's been here for a while and she understands some, but doesn't really... speak English, but, anyway..." "She lives in the apartment I manage and..." " So who am I interviewing?" " Her." "You're gorgeous." "She didn't mean it as a compliment." "It's more of an accusation." " Mother!" " Go ahead." "I'm sorry." "This is my daughter, Bernie..." " and my mother, Evelyn Wright." " Evelyn." " Do you want to come in out of the sun?" " No, we're fine." "You need some sunscreen?" "I got a 70 here." "She loves the sun." "Look, we're wearing the same sweater." "That's good booga-booga." "You want some lemonade, maybe?" "Lemonade, please?" "Would you like to take some?" "Both of you?" "Okay, let's just talk." "I have two children." "My husband is a top chef." "Like that makes me something." " Anyway, he works nights, so..." " Do you work?" "Yes." "No." "Not right now." "Why?" "How do you know to ask that?" "It's okay." "I can talk about it." "I just..." "I ran a commercial design company until four months ago... when it was downsized to zip." " Now I'm a full-time mom." "Gulp!" " Double gulp." "I have two children." "My son Georgie is nine, Bernie you know... and I like the house to be like me, you know..." "I'm very loose and meticulous at the same time." "It's all about first names and closeness here." "Let her know, absolutely." "But I do care about the place." "I'm so sorry, I'm not leaving you time to translate." "What's your name?" "Llamo." "It's one of my five Spanish words." "Flor Moreno." "Floor?" "Flor." " Floor?" " No, Flor." "Floor." "Flor." " It means "flower," right?" " Flower, yes." " Floor!" "What I walk on, right?" " Flor." " Flor." " Flor!" "Is there some school of the ear I'm flunking out off right now?" "What'd she say?" "She says if you curl your tongue, then let it be loose, you'll get it... and that it's really hard for Americans... and that it's great you try so hard." "Because most people wouldn't bother." "She gets me." "Flor." "Dense, but stubborn, right?" "Now, see what you just did for me?" "That is just what the kids need." "Patience and encouragement." "All right, money." " Goodbye." "Look forward to seeing you." " Love you." "The job is six days a week." "Seven, eight, 12 hours, it depends." "All the housekeeping, driving the kids." "How much a week do you want?" " Whatever you say." " No!" "No." "This is a very important question... because if you ask for too little, it means you don't value yourself." "You ask for too much, it means you're taking advantage." "So?" "$1,000." "She's kidding!" "$650!" "Welcome to the family." "Come on." "I want to show you around." "Come on!" "I had never known that my mother had been chronically worried about money... until the first glimpse of her as financially unburdened." "Can we have a table for two, please?" " We're celebrating." " Okay, right this way." "Is this good?" " Gracias." " You're welcome." "Here you go." "Enjoy." " Gracias." " You're welcome." "Whoa, expensive." "Excuse me." "Those men would like to buy you a drink." "Thank you." " No, gracias." " Okay." "Sorry." "This is so embarrassing." "My mother said to tell them, "Who do you think you are?" ""Can't you see I'm with my daughter, for God's sake?"" "Good." "She said, "Who do you think you are?"" "She's with her daughter, for God's sake." "Her young daughter." "Passing on the left!" "Left!" "Morning, Flor." "See you up there." "Hey!" "Will you try this?" "Isn't that good?" "Okay, think seriously about getting up." "You don't have to get up yet, but are you thinking seriously about it?" " Yes." " Okay." "My God." "This is amazing!" "A simple "it's good" will do." "I'm glad you like it." "But you could do without this." "No!" "Flor, never do fetch to Chum!" "Never!" "I'm not mad." "I'm thinking of you." "This is me being nice." "Okay." "It's just... no taking the ball from the dog." "Just don't." "No fetch." "No." "Never do fetch with this dog." "Okay?" "Never." "Here, can you make us some coffee, maybe?" "Yeah?" "Okay." "Right." "Thank you." " Now?" " Yes, actual up." "Hey, Dad!" "Are you as mad at me as Mom 'cause of what happened?" "No, Georgie, I'm not." "Are you mad at me?" " No." " Good." "Let's hope." "When it comes to the kids, John, we got to stay on the same page!" "United." "Doing consistent parenting." "Do you know how many books on parenting I've read?" "Deb, since high school we've been able to read each other." "Take advantage of it." "Word for word, what did you say to Georgie exactly?" ""No, I'm not mad."" "Good guy... bad guy." "Come on." "What the hell are you doing?" "Everything's okay." " John." " Yes." "Do you really think that cupping my breast..." " is going to solve the issue here?" " It's worked before." "Now it's infuriating me." " Wrong breast." " Oh, my God!" "No, I know what you mean." "Oh, my God." "Don't do the calm thing." "Just don't go there." "Don't do that thing." "This is very important to you." "Us." "I just like to level with Georgie." "That's why I answered him this way." "This is not an argument, honey." "Yes, it is!" "We're having a fight, John." "A big fight, at last." "So could you stop being so stark raving calm?" "Great God in heaven, save me." "Hi." "I didn't know Deb found somebody." "You work here?" "You're gonna help out with the house and kids?" "You work here and you don't speak any English at all?" "All she has to do is dial 911 and press two for Spanish." "This is..." "Flor, this is Georgie and this is John." "John, this is Flor." "Flor." "Great." "I'll take Georgie to school." "No, I'm doing it." "I'm gonna show Flor the ropes." "Flor, will you come with me, please?" "Come." "Thank you." " She's mad." " You're fine." "Deb?" " What?" " You love me." " Not the best place to stand, fella." " No, it's me." "I'm bugged." "I'm sorry." "Not a problem." "You're the new helper, Alex, right?" "Okay, welcome." "First day." "John, I have something very important to tell you." " Damn." " What?" "Victor recognized a food critic over the phone." " From?" " The Times." "I'll bet they sent her across the country just for us." " Lf you're nervous, take a walk." " I don't need a walk." "I'll walk with you." "I know a breathing thing." "What do you think I'm worried about?" "How I'm gonna cook?" "That's not the thing." "That's not the problem." "I worked at a restaurant in New York that had four stars." "It was like a line formed to become an asshole." "People's accents changed." "The heart went out of the place." "You understand?" " No." " I agree with everything you just said." "I admire you for your feelings." "I hope to adopt them as my own." "Here we are, ladies." "I don't know what to root for." "The thought of one star gets me nauseous... but with four, there's no place to go but, "My God, they took away one of my stars!"" " The Times liked the first course." " You know what you want?" "Three and a quarter stars." "Yes, that would be perfect." "It'd mean you're good, but not good enough to feel disappointed... you just missed out on excellence." "You still get enough respect." "Good people wanna work with you." "Business is good, not crazy." "You're right below the radar, where you get to mind your own business." "That's a good, solid life." "Big wipe." "I'm in the vitamin section and this little hip-hop girl, what's her name?" "Nice surprise, thank you." "You want some?" "This little hip-hop girl, what's her name?" "Grammys." "She's famous." "You kids know her." "Oh, darn." "God bless the language barrier." "It keeps you from being bored with me." "Anyway, she said:" " "Aren't you Evelyn Wright?"" " Oh, my God!" "First of all, that she remembered me from the old covers." " Yeah." " And then she..." " Oh, please." "Her name." " Stop it." " It makes the story so much better." " It's still a good story." "She said:" ""Whenever I think everything's"..." "Pardon my French, pardon her French." ""A mother-hm-hm..." ""I put on one of your records."" "Oh, my God." "That is so sweet." "Well, you think your life is embarrassing, and then... somebody finds encouragement in it." " You understand?" " I think I do." "Mom, it's not even noon." " This is going to work." " I don't know anything." "Free your mind." ""The president whose policies..." ""many consider responsible for the Great Depression."" "I don't know." " Name a vacuum cleaner." " What?" " Okay, I got it." " Hoover." " I said I had it." "You don't trust me?" " Okay." "I no longer know nothing." "And Hoover was followed in office by..." "I'm just drawing blanks." "I'm embarrassed." "It's my own fault." "I spent all my time on math, which I'm lucky if I don't flunk, anyway." "Stop it." "The man you're looking for is not a ruse." " What does "ruse" mean?" " Phony." "Roosevelt!" "If I'd ever heard of that word before, that would lock it in." " Surprise!" "New clothes." " What?" " What did I do right?" " It was a warehouse sale." "I went nuts." "I got so much stuff." "Great!" "She needed a boost." "That came together." "I wouldn't wear it together, it's a little much." "Eight?" "What?" " Eight." " What?" " Bernie, come on." "Listen." " What's going on?" "You're gonna do it, and you're gonna look beautiful." "Honey, I just..." "You are going to lose that weight, and..." "You know..." "I'm glad you didn't get here earlier, because... then I wouldn't be able to tell you that... your gift to me... is a ruse." " Honey, I..." " Please, just excuse me." " Hey, Bernie..." " I just..." "I just need to be alone right now, okay?" "I'm sorry." "It's okay." "We have to be able to endure this, John, if we're gonna help her." "I'll just gonna hang out here and wait for you, okay?" "Her pediatrician intervened on his own daughter's weight, and she is an 8." "Dad, don't." "Didn't you ever just need a minute?" "Yes." "This is the same page that I'm talking about, John." "We gotta be on the same page." "That's the most important thing." "I don't know why it has to be so hard." "I need a minute." "She's right between the two sizes." "I thought about it." "What am I supposed to do?" "Encourage her denial... or motivate her to get herself in shape?" "Flor?" "Me go." " Okay." " I'll take you to the bus stop." "Sorry, I didn't even help you with the door." "No, what I meant was..." "My mother did not understand her male boss." "He seemed as upset as she was over what had been done to Bernice..." "Shit!" "... and yet had done nothing." "I am running out of excuses for the lady of the house!" "But, man, Bernice's final is tomorrow." "She didn't need this one." "And just the look on her face when she got the gifts!" "Like for one second she thought... all her problems with her mother had been solved!" "He appeared to be a good man... but to someone with first-hand knowledge of Latin macho... he seemed to have the emotions of a Mexican woman." "She had no idea of how to react, except to flee." "What're you doing?" "We're still moving." "I'll take you all the way to the bus stop." "You got to let me take you all the way." "I'll take you." "All the way." "How weird was this ride?" "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "Yes, you are released." "Yes." "Bye-bye." "A simple request from my mother startled me." "Her rules were bending." "She was losing her battle to remain uninvolved with the Claskys." ""Try it on."" "Try..." "Just. "Just try it on."" "Just try on." "Just." "Just." "There is one particular cultural difference... which I wish to explore academically at Princeton." "American women, I believe... actually feel the same as Hispanic women about weight." "A desire for the comfort of fullness." "And when that desire is suppressed for style... and deprivation allowed to rule... dieting, exercising American women..." "Left!" "... become afraid of everything associated with being curvaceous... such as wantonness, lustfulness..." "Left!" "... sex, food... motherhood." "All that is best in life." "Wow!" "Taste, she has." "Just try it on." "When did you learn to speak English?" "Just try it on." "It's too tight." "It doesn't fit." "Bernice, just try it on." "It's too small." "I'm too big." " Just try it on!" " Okay." "I'll show you." "Thanks." "Lovely way to start the day." "The world's most trim Mexican learns her first sentence... and uses it to watch me grunt my way... into a..." " It fits!" " Okay." "No." "Thanks." "Whatever happened to Frère Jacques or Itsy-Bitsy Spider?" " Make room." " I know." "But every time he has a nightmare, I teach him one of my old songs." "That way, his nightmares have a purpose." "But I don't have to sing it for anyone." "Right, you're clear on that." "How many did you sell of this song, Grandma?" "He likes to know that stuff." "She was huge." "Here goes." "76,000, which is great for a jazz album." "Jesus." "Fuck you." "Dad!" "For Christ's sake, why are you screaming?" "Why, crazy father, why aren't you screaming?" "I'm working on it." "The stunned thing has to get dealt with." ""John Clasky..."" " No." " Yes." ""John Clasky, who, at 25..." ""made his mark on the New York restaurant scene..." ""has re-emerged as a young and confident veteran..." ""taking chances with his combinations..."" " Dad." " Your sister's talking." ""...beginning with a succession of appetizers..." ""is constantly yet casually daring."" "Dad, this is so great." "Oh, my God." "I think, here it is." ""Eating at this perfect, smaller, passionate restaurant..." ""inspires one's own abandonment of caution." ""To wit..." ""John Clasky is the best chef in the United States."" " Look how great you read it." " Perfect, Dad." "John, four stars." "Oh, my God." "You even look different to me." "I wonder what Mom will do?" "I read it!" "All right." "What is this?" "I don't know." "I'm just so happy for you and all your hard work." "Oh, my goodness." "All right." "Don't worry." "I'll wait for you." "Nice move." "We are so smooth." "Right on." "Ladies and gentlemen, the mother of two children!" "Look at that." "You look good." "You're too beautiful." "It's ridiculous." " I like you." " Okay, I love you." "Go." "You don't even need me, do you?" "Just go." "Now she's on." "It's all you!" "No." "Don't get sad." "You had fun, I swear." "Deb, cheer up!" "What am I going to do about me?" "No, not yet!" "Great sex." "It's John Clasky." ""I read your good review."" "I read your good review." "They read me your good review." " Nice." " Not so far." "I'm sorry." "How are you doing?" "I do fine." "Be happy." "Be happy." "Yeah." "Absolutely." "Congratulations." "Good job." " I need to talk to you." " Oh, man." "Okay." " You deserved it." " You were terrific." "Congratulations." "You guys worked hard." "Way to go." " Pietro, what's wrong?" " I got a fantastic offer for my own place." "Everyone wants to back me since the paper came out." "I can't lose you and keep the hours I'm keeping." "I can't do my life unless I hold onto you." "I think I just gave you an incredible bargaining position." "So you gave away 20% of the restaurant... without even talking to me about it?" "I had to, right then, or I would have lost him." "Then I wouldn't have enough time with the family." " I don't exist." " Sure you do." "I was all worried, just trying to figure out the timing to talk to you... about renting a place for the summer." "I think you have your timing." " Mom, the realtor's here." "You coming?" " Go on." "All right, I'll be back later." " Hi." " Hi there." " I'm Mike." " Deborah." "Hi." "There's a great rental that just came on the market, so we're starting at the top." " Okay." " Good." "I'm never gonna be one of those girls whose hair... flows perfectly in a convertible." "Move your seat forward." "I just..." "A little more." "Good." "You must be trouble." "Look at this." "Isn't it gorgeous?" "It's beautiful." "It's fabulous." "Perfect." "What word is the same in Spanish?" "Thank you." "So, this will be your room, okay?" "Don't worry." "I'm gonna put lots of nice stuff in here, too." "Did you ask her if she could live in?" "Come on." "There are no buses from her to here." "There's no question." "Double come on." "The barrio, Carbon Beach." "What to do?" "Come on, it's going to be so great." "I'm gonna get someone to explain everything to you." "Come on." "You must learn English." "Why won't she learn English?" "Be careful." "I'm gonna have to learn "you must learn English" in Spanish." "Excuse me." " Excuse me, do you speak English?" " Yes, I do." "Would you please help me?" "Will you translate for me with her?" "Sure." "Sure." "Forever." "He's gonna..." "Give me a minute." "Okay." "Hi." "I've rented a house for the summer... and she needs to sleep at the house because of the bus schedule." "No, sorry." "What?" "Why?" "She can't, because her daughter." "You have a daughter?" "A whole daughter you've never mentioned?" "This is a little crazy that I don't know this." "No, don't translate asides." "She said she can't live here." " Because her daughter..." " I got that." "Her daughter can also live here for the summer." "Go, tell her that." "Deborah, if she didn't tell us about her child... she has to have a deep sense of privacy." "We can figure out how she can still live at home." "Hell, I don't mind driving her at night." "Let's spare the world you on the roads, okay?" "What am I gonna do?" "I'm sorry, my friend, but this is what I need." "It's just for the summer." "I don't want to lose you, but..." "She said she live here with you." "Hey, Cristina!" "Hey, Cristina!" "Malibu." "Malibu." "The first time one sees natural beauty which is privately owned... oceans as people's backyards confounds the senses." "Oh, my gosh." "I didn't know God had a toy store for the rich." "The beaches are so clean." "It's beautiful." "Three months?" "We're gonna be staying here for three months." "We're gonna be staying at this beach for three months!" "This is amazing!" "You want to go swimming?" "Look at this child." "Oh, God, you could make a fortune at surrogate pregnancy." "How you doing?" "I'm John." " Hello." " Great." "Come on out and meet everybody." "I'm Deborah and this is my daughter, Bernice." "Here's Georgie... and my mother, Evelyn Wright." "So glad to meet you." "No comparisons, please." "I'm not even gonna respond to that." "Come here." "My mom says it's best if we go, get out of your way, and put our things away." "Yes, go get settled." "Thank you so much." "I'm thrilled to be here." "Okay, here's the idea." "I need to make a serving platter for serving fish out of sea glass like this." "Just bits of broken glass that the ocean sand... blasts over the years." "So here's the deal." "You guys go hunting for it." "I'll give you 50 cents for any piece you find." "A dollar for any piece that's bigger than that sucker right there." "All right, $5 for any piece that isn't brown, clear, or green." " Do we really have to do this?" " What?" " Come on." " Let's go." "Let's do this." "Have fun." " Come on, Chum." " Go get them, kid." " Me, too?" " Yes, of course." "Thank you." "Oh, my God, Georgie." "Cristina!" "Up here." "Over here." "What's wrong?" "She's wild-eyed over this." "Flor." "I'm sorry." "Very sorry." "Listen, she'll be back shortly." "No, you don't have to work." "Give me that." "Here." "Thanks." "Deb made a mistake." "I understand how you feel." "Do you understand what I'm saying right now, at all?" " No." " Good." "Is simpàtico the word?" "Uno momento." "That's Italian." "I really am sorry that this is happening." "I wanted you to know that." "I really." "So sorry." "Truly." "I didn't mean like..." "I meant just a normal sorry." "So, I'm going to go to work." "Thank you so much." " Thank you so much for taking me there." " Stop thanking me." "I really enjoyed having the company." "The flea market was just..." "I don't know what to say." "It was just... so many things." "And you." "You knew so much about all of them." "The way you made those people lower the prices, though." "I just think that you're..." " Never mind." " No, go ahead." "I can take it." "I just think that you're... the most amazing white woman that I've ever met." "That is so nice to hear." "Absurd, but deeply appreciated, Cristina." "Oh, my gosh." "Thank you so much." "That was so fun." " This was the best day ever." " What?" "Did something bad happen?" "Cristina, tell your mother those wash right out." "It's no big deal." "Not right now." "What?" "You can't just take someone else's kid and then make them over." "Don't go there." "Or I'll go there, and you know where "there" is." "Can you believe what a big deal Flor is making this into?" "Please, shoot me if I ever become that hard to deal with." " What's this?" " For you." "From?" "Look, you are not yourself." "This was written in anger." "Will you hold on?" "Sleep on it." "You still want me to have it, that's fine." "Take the letter." "I don't think that you will, once calm and rational thought returns." " Take the letter, Deborah." " Just sleep on it." "She didn't even want us to know she had a daughter... and on the first day you take her kid away without even asking?" " I think that's a little..." " What?" "Insensitive?" "Elitist?" "Narcissistic?" "Irresponsible?" "Perverse?" "Dizzy?" "What?" "Stupid." "When is anyone in this damn house... in this damn life gonna consider my feelings?" "I tried to make a lovely kid feel welcome." "There is no reason to rake this over." "I let it go and gave Flor the room to let it go, which I'm sure she has." "It's over, so just get on board, pal." "I slept." "Well, I'm broke." "No, please." "Don't worry about it." "You really don't have to pay me." " Please, don't worry about it." " I'm just kidding." " When you count it up, give me a holler." " I did count." "Many times." "I didn't sleep." "I counted." "All right, what do I owe you?" "Give it to me." "$640." " Really?" " Yes." " I'm really sorry." " No." "All right." "I don't know." "How about we figure this out tomorrow, okay?" "You even told me, you said that $5..." "I know, I promised." "It's all coming back to me now." "Let me just go deal with this."

"Experimental Artistic Association" "And another thing I must tell you, my dearest Katerina Matveyevna:" "you're appearing to me as a purest swan, like you swim to wherever you need to go, or on your errands... only it takes my breath away, so happy I feel, as though I was shot pointblank from a cannon." "WHITE SUN OF THE DESERT" "Written by V. YEZHOV R. IBRAGIMBEKOV" "Directed by V. MOTYL" "Director of Photography E. ROZOVSKY" "Music by I. SHVARTS" "Cast:" "Sukhov" " A. KUZNETSOV Vereschagin" " P. LUSPEKAYEV" "Sayid" " S. MISHULIN Abdullah" " K. KAVSADZE" "Nastasya" " R. KURKINA, Petrukha - N. GODOVIKOV, Gyulchatai" " T. FEDOTOVA" "Rakhimov" " M. DUDAYEV, Lebedev - N. BADYEV, Semyon" " V. KADOCHNIKOV" "Production Manager" " Yu." "KHOKHLOV" "You should know, my dearest Katerina Matveyevna, that to date, the class battles have been completed by and large, and the day of worldwide liberation is coming." "So it's now time for me to come back home and build a new life in my native land, so dear to my heart." "Two o'clock." "Have you been here long?" "It's just my luck!" "Back in hospital I'd sworn to myself:" "as soon as I have a discharge," "I'll go straight home, and not get into any mess." "I've dug up two like you, and nothing happened..." "But the third one..." "I pulled him out, and he got at my throat." "A bandit he was." "That's how it turned out." "Buried by his own." "I hardly beat him off." "Now I'll dig you up, and good bye." "THE SUN WAS GOING DOWN" "Hands down!" "A real beast..." "that Black Abdullah." "Has no pity for anyone." "If we came here a bit later, he would've killed all of them." "Why did he do it, Commander?" "What for?" "He's a bandit!" "When we finally got to these parts, Abdullah decided to go abroad and shoot his harem..." "so that no man would have them." "No, with the women, we can't catch up with Abdullah." "That's why he wanted to do away with them, because they hindered him." "But we can't abandon them either." "Here, some dried bread and barley for your trip." "I'm being late." "Discharged six months ago, I still knock about those sands." "I haven't been home for years." "There you go." "It will last you for a while." "You'll get something else in Pedzhent, but I can't give you any more, sorry." "I've made quite a detour as it is, now I'm going straight ahead." "Once I get as far as the Volga, Samara will be at a stone's throw." "I'll have no peace as long as Dzhavdet is alive." "Why have you dug me up?" "Sure, a dead man doesn't have to worry about anything, but it's so boring." "What is it between you and that Dzhavdet?" "He killed my father buried me," "took my four sheep, that was all I had." "That... what's his name..." "Dzhavdet, is he with Black Abdullah or what?" "They hate each other." "Dzhavdet is a coward." "Abdullah is a warrior." "Well, Sayid..." "So long!" "Look, Commander." "In the old fortress, you should've taken him through the chimney." "Through the chimney?" "Sukhov, give us a hand." "With you, we'll finish him off in a jiffy." "You alone are worth a whole platoon, if not a company." "East is a delicate matter." " How come you're here?" " They were shooting." "Look, at least take the women." "Imagine, I've been sitting three days by the old fortress, with no sleep." "I waited for Abdullah to come back for his harem." "They tie me hand and foot!" "Rakhimov!" " I'm going home." " Take them, and we'll get Abdullah." "He's at Dry Spring now." "You just take them as far as Pedzhent, they will be safer there." "And I'll give you a man, a horse, some cereal..." "What do you say, Sukhov?" "Sukhov..." "Yes, I guess there're none of our men as far as 300 versts from here now." " That's right." " Then it's agreed." "Mount!" "Comrade women!" "Don't be afraid!" "We'll finish off your exploiting husband, but as of now, you're under command of Comrade Sukhov." "He will feed you and protect you..." "he's a good man." "Hold it!" "Wait!" "Stop!" "Damn it!" "Am I going to wander about this desert for the rest of my life?" "Get up!" "Don't go to Pedzhent." "Abdullah will come there." "We'll wait and see." "Give him the horse." "Here is the list, Comrade Sukhov." "Zarina," "Djamilya," "Giuzel," "Sayida," "Khafiza," "Zukhra," "Leyla," "Zulfia," "Gyulchatai." "Gyulchatai!" "Right turn..." "Follow me, young ladies." "My heart is longing for you, my beloved Katerina Matveyevna, like a crane is longing for the sky." "However, there's a hitch." "I think it will delay me for another three days, no more." "Exactly, I was charged, as a class-conscious soldier, to accompany a group of comrades from our brotherly East." "I must admit that they happen to be agreeable folks," "I'd even say, warm ones, with zest." "So my feet are running now over hot sands in the opposite direction, as I am bound by my revolutionary duty." "THIRD DAY" "I would also like to inform you that our deployment goes on smoothly, in the atmosphere of fraternal unity and harmony." "We're just treading sands, not sighing for anything, except for you, my only and unforgettable Katerina Matveyevna." "So don't you be grieving, either." "It does no good." "I beg you!" "Not in the museum!" "We have most precious things here." "Wait." " Who are you?" " I'm the museum's curator." " My name is Lebedev." " I see." " Where's the populace?" " Hiding." "Bringing a harem in here!" "Look here, Comrade Curator, those nine liberated women of the East are very precious things, too..." "And let's not argue about it." "Any questions?" "No questions." "Follow me!" "All right, you'll rest here for a day." "Djamilya, Zarina, Giuzel," "Sayida, Khafiza, Zukhra," "Leyla, Zulfia, Gyulchatai." "Gyulchatai!" ""MUSEUM OF THE RED EAST"" "Good bye, young ladies!" "Comrade Sukhov!" " Maybe you'll stay for another day?" " Too much of a good thing." " Sukhov!" " Don't be scared!" "Tomorrow Rakhimov will arrive, he will take you on from here." "Sayid, good luck to you!" "I'll just take a swim in the sea, and off I go!" "Don't let yourself be buried again." "Monsters!" "Barbarians!" "How are you?" "Hands up!" "To Red Army soldier Sukhov." "Personalized." "From Brigade Commander M.N. Kovun." "Abdullah had eleven wives." "What have you done to the other two?" "You just wait, Abdullah will come and tear your tongue out." " Why don't you say something?" " Saving my tongue." "Shall I finish you off right away or you want to be tortured first?" "I'd rather be tortured." "Semyon!" "Ride to Abdullah!" "Don't!" "Come on, move!" "How come you're here?" "They were shooting." "Abdullah got a lot of men." "That's right." "I'm writing to you once again, my dearest Katerina Matveyevna, now that I've got a spare minute." "The warm sun is making me purr, like our tomcat Vaska when he's basking in it, perched on the hedge." "We're sitting now on the sand by the very blue sea, not disturbed by anything." "The sun is so bright here that it makes you see white." "Comrade Sukhov!" "What if Rakhimov is delayed?" "What happens to us then?" "Abdullah will kill us because of them." "Greetings, fathers!" "DYNAMITE" "We beg your pardon." "Where did you get it?" "We've been sitting here for a long time." "Petrukha!" " Take the box." "We can use it." " Right." "And tell the girls there will be no Abdullah, you got it?" "Got it!" " What is it?" " Go away!" "Abdullah'll be here tomorrow." "But I can't go now." "You see how it turned out." "Stay on, Sayid." "There's no Dzhavdet here." "Goodbye, then." ""DORMITORY FOR LIBERATED WOMEN OF THE EAST"" " They took most valuable exhibits." " What do you mean, exhibits?" " I told them to take only worn rugs." " But these are the 11th century!" "As you were!" "Don't be afraid." "He's our master." "Master!" "No one must see our faces." "Only you." "You're our new husband." "Tell your man not to come here." "Comrade women!" "The Revolution has made you free." "No one owns you anymore." "There's no master." "You can call me simply Comrade Sukhov." "You may forget your accursed past." "You will work freely now, and each of you will have a separate husband." "Any questions?" "No questions." ""DOWN WITH PREJUDICES!" "WOMAN IS A HUMAN BEING, TOO"" "Gyulchatai!" "Show your face." "Don't think I'm just playing..." "I may have serious intentions." "I don't mind you were someone's wife." "You're just right for me." "I like spirited girls." "I can even propose to you." "I've got a good, kind mother." "Everyone respects her." " Come on, show your face." " As you were!" "Hold it!" " Gyulchatai!" " Yes, master." "Go announce a reveille to the girls." "Hold it!" "As of today, I appoint you to be in charge at the dormitory here, responsible for the order." " Any questions?" " No." "The master has appointed me his favorite wife." "Comrade Sukhov, I'm very serious, I want to marry her." "I just want to see her face, what if she looks like a crocodile." "Go to the shore." "Find the white house, a former czarist custom house." "Find out who's there now." "Freeze!" "Hands up!" "D'you know whose house you got in?" " Answer me!" " I don't know." "Have you never... heard of Vereschagin?" "What have I come to!" "In the old times, everyone knew me here." "I had them all in my hand." "Now they forgot." "Hold it!" "Stop, I said!" "Why did you kill my men, Sayid?" "I sent them to tell you not to look for Dzhavdet at Dry Spring." "He's not there." "Go back to Pedzhent." "Your father and my father were friends." "When you happen to get a good companion, the road comes easier." "Your Honorable Excellence," "Lady Separation." "We've become like one with you, Though with no intention." "Letter in the envelope, Don't tear it, enough!" "No luck in dying, There'll be luck in love..." "Letter in the envelope, Don't tear it, enough!" "No luck in dying, There'll be luck in love..." "Your Honorable Excellence," "Dear Lady Luck." "Some you grace with fortune," "Others you would duck." "A bullet in the heart..." "Don't call me, enough!" "No luck in dying, There'll be luck in love." "A bullet in the heart..." "Don't call me, enough!" "No luck in dying, There'll be luck in love." "Hey, good man!" "Have you got a light?" " Where are you going?" " That's Comrade Sukhov." "So you say it's Sukhov?" "Let's check out that Sukhov." "Oh God, forgive me my sins..." "Catch it!" "Well, come on in!" " Have you seen the peacocks in the yard?" " I have." "I traded them in... for my uniform." "Petrukha!" "I don't drink." "Good for you." "I'm going to finish this and give up, too." "Drink up!" "Sit down!" "I like your Petrukha very much." "Can you give me a machine-gun?" " Are you waiting for Abdullah?" " Yes." "Look, Sukhov, when I had a custom house here, there were the smugglers." "There's no custom house now, there're no smugglers." "In short, I made peace with Abdullah." "Whites or Reds, they make no difference to me." "Whether it's Abdullah, or it's you." "If I went with you, that would be different." "What's the problem, then?" "Let's go." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Hello." "Hello." "Guys!" "Come back!" "What did you tell me?" "What solemn promises you gave me?" "Have you gone crazy at your age?" "Nastasya..." "You'd ruined the best years of my life, and now you want to make me a widow?" "Pasha!" "Pasha dear!" "Pasha!" "Forgive me, for Christ's sake!" "Don't go!" "Don't go with them!" "They'll get you killed just for nothing!" "Well, guys..." "I can't give you the machine-gun." "We understand." "So, it's the peacocks, right?" "Who told you to come here?" " Have you measured it?" " Exactly three and a half meters!" " Will it catch fire?" " It should." "As soon as it does, start counting." "Forty two!" "They can go in the motor boat now." "They want to get behind the border." "After they start the motor, 42 seconds and... boom!" "That's right." "Clean up here." "The geese..." "They may have come from our parts, or just flown over there." " Where are you from?" " A village near Kursk." "Never been there." "I left home when I was a kid like you..." "I've been knocked around the whole world..." " From the Amur river..." " The Amur river?" "...to Turkestan." "Before he died, my father said:" ""Abdullah, all my life I was poor, and I wish that God send you an expensive robe and a beautiful harness for your horse."" "I waited for a long time, then God said:" ""Mount your horse and take everything you want yourself, if you're a brave and strong man."" "My father didn't say anything." "Dzhavdet killed him in the back." "Your father was a wise man, but who on this earth knows what is good and what is bad?" "The dagger's good for the one who has it, and bad for the one who hasn't it..." "at the right time." "Oh, Allah, where's he, that husband of ours?" "It's all her fault," "Gyulchatai's!" "When I was Abdullah's favorite wife, you saw him every day." "And he beat us every day." " Our husband forgot about us before he knew us." " Why, we're not that bad." "Maybe, Gyulchatai doesn't caress him well enough?" " Or he doesn't like the way she dresses?" " Or perhaps..." "What's the matter?" "How old are you?" "Don't even think of that." "Or maybe we'd really get you married?" "To Petrukha, in lawful wedlock." "The boy is not married, he wants to take you to his mother." " I'm your wife." " My wife is at home." "Can't you tell her that Gyulchatai's your favorite wife?" "She won't be offended, will she?" "She will!" "How many times must I explain it?" "We're supposed to have only one wife." "Do you understand?" "One!" "Wouldn't you like your husband to love, give presents to and caress only you?" " You think it's bad?" " It's good." "One wife loves, one makes clothes, one cooks, one feeds the children..." " One wife doing all this?" " Nothing can be done about that." " It's hard." " Sure it's hard." "All right, good night now." "We'll talk tomorrow." "Ibragim!" "That's lbragim's robe!" "Poor lbragim!" "Until I catch them, you'll stay with us." "I would also like to tell you, Katerina Matveyevna, that sometimes I get so sick at my heart," "such sadness grips me with its claws, when I'm wondering how you're doing over there." "What troubles you?" "Have you coped with hay making or not?" "The grass must have been abundant this year..." "Well, our separation won't last long now." "I'll give a bit of help to this group of comrades, settle some other problems, and make my way in your direction, my invaluable Katerina Matveyevna." "Now I beg your pardon, there is a small hitch." "I'll finish next time." "Come out, if you're there!" "We've been loyal to you, master!" "Djamilya..." "You've been my favorite wife, haven't you?" "Have I ever hurt you?" "Why aren't you dead?" "Drop the gun..." "If you turn back, I'll shoot." "Drop it!" "Hands up!" "Your dagger." "Make five steps forward." "And tell your hirelings to get out of the yard." "I'll let you free as soon as your men leave Pedzhent." "I never miss." "Abdullah, you may put your hands down." "Makhmud!" "Gallop to the shore, all of you!" "Load the boat and put it on the water." "I'm staying here... as a guest." "But if I'm not there by noon, come back to settle a score for the hospitality." "Get out!" "Petrukha!" "You stay here." "I'm going to the shore." "To see what the bandits are doing." "They stole Abdullah!" "Don't tell anyone..." "You better not." "They'll cheat you." "They'll board the boat." "You'll let Abdullah free, and they'll be back." "I don't think so." "Caviar again!" "I'm fed up with eating the damn thing every day!" "Couldn't you get some bread?" "How can I get it now?" "Eat it!" "You got to eat something after drinking." "Everyone in the village is dead scared." "People don't even poke their noses out of doors." "The Revolutionary Committee's Commissioner and the militia man have not returned from the city yet." "And that red-haired one who was here is said to have gotten Abdullah himself." "I don't like all this." "Oh, God!" "Don't you get into this, don't butt in!" "You have done your share of fighting." "Gyulchatai!" "Show your face." "Come on, show it." "Is someone sneaking around?" "Gyulchatai." "Gyulchatai!" "Bring some water." "Hands up!" "Oh, it's you?" "What are you doing there?" "Please, don't say a word to anyone." "We have a hiding place here." "Show your face." "Petrukha!" "Go away now." "Hurry." "You can't stay here alone." "I can't leave either." " Abdullah will kill the women." " Abdullah will kill you." "They're his wives." " Goodbye." " I counted on you." "If I'm killed, who's going to take vengeance on Dzhavdet?" "I counted on you, Sayid." "And if Fate wills for us not to see each other again," "Katerina Matveyevna, you should know that I have been and will be, to my last breath, devoted only to you alone." "And since it may happen that I'm buried forever in these sands, this unaccustomed thought even making me feel sad..." "Or maybe it's because I've met lately mostly very warm people, I'd even say, delicate people." "Bearing witness to this is... fighter for the happiness of working people of the whole world, member of the Caspian International Revolutionary Proletarian Regiment named after Comrade August Bebel," "Red Army man..." "Fyodor Ivanovich Sukhov." "Have the women left, curator?" "I detained them." "Look, this is an underground passage." "It leads to the seashore." "It was dug at the time of the Samanid Dynasty." "No one has used it in the last 400 years." "They're not here!" "They couldn't have gone far." "Let go of my hand." "Let go, I said." " Why this violence?" " Let him go, Akhmed." "Stop this plunder now!" "There're no women here." "And I don't know anything about..." "There must be an underground passage here..." "Get down!" "Cling to the ground!" "Follow me!" "There's no one here!" "They couldn't bury them in the sand." "No one here either." "We can't open it up." " We could blow it up." " We don't have any grenades." "Leave at least one bullet, Abdullah, to shoot ourselves with." "Your Honorable Excellence," "Lady Foreign Land." "Your embrace is very hot," "But to love you can't." "In your seductive mire" "Don't call me, enough." "No luck in dying," "There'll be luck in love..." "Your Honorable Excellence," "Dear Lady Victory." "It seems my song is over..." "Still singing?" "I came from Abdullah." "We've run out of grenades, and you've got a whole supply." "Stop it!" "There'll be luck in love!" "And stand up when a lieutenant is talking to you." "Devils, stop your crying" "And swearing on blood!" "No luck in dying..." "He's got wrong grenades." "It's full." "Abdullah!" "Are you still wearing a yashmak, or you've changed into men's clothes?" "Abdullah, your wives are very tender." " I'm enjoying them." " I'm giving them to you." "When I set oil on fire, you'll enjoy it even better." "You'll enjoy it very much." "They give us no peace." "One feels like running away." "Some want grenades..." "Others want bullets..." "May the devil take them!" "Come on, move!" "Hurry up!" "Are you asleep, you bastard?" "Shall I wake you up with a lash?" "I haven't seen you for ages, Abdullah." "Yes, it's been a long time." "Still leading a nomad's life?" "Still shooting?" "I got old and lazy." "Remember what I was like?" "Those were the times." "What are your men up to?" "What do they want to blow up?" "Some character got in there, and won't come out." "Fyodor!" "Is Petrukha with you?" "They killed Petrukha, Pavel Artemyich!" "Abdullah stabbed him to death." "Pasha!" "Come on, go!" "A good wife and a good home, what else does a man need at his old age?" "I may have spent a fortune, but I got some flour." "I'm going to cook borscht and make pancakes." "At least it's some bread." "We've overstayed our time here." "As soon as the commissioner's back, we'll go to Astrakhan." "It's time to tend to our son's grave." "It must've overgrown with weeds..." "And we haven't been to church over a year now." "It's a great sin." "You'll wear your embroidered shirt." "When I see you in that shirt, I remember everything..." "How we met in the infirmary in Tsaritsyn..." "Pasha..." "Do you remember the "Prince of Tauride steamship?" "And what a dressing down you gave to that staff-captain at the fair in Kazan?" "Hey, Abdullah!" "Haven't you got too much goods?" "And all of it duty free?" "But there's no one at the customs." "Who should I pay duty to?" "We could pay you in gold." "You know me well, Abdullah..." "I never take bribes." "It pains me to see the state suffering." "Aristarkh!" "Settle it with the customs man." "Fire it up!" "Wait, Abdullah!" "It's me, Sayid, speaking!" "What do you mean by that?" "Kill him!" "Vereschagin!" "Leave the boat!" "Give it back!" "Wash up, guys!" "He did go!" "He did go after all!" "Damn him!" "Pasha!" "Pasha!" "Well, have you come to your senses?" "Abdullah!" "The customs man has cleared it!" "Makhmud!" "Fire it up!" "Get to him from the back, Makhmud!" "Don't let him stick his nose out." "Don't start the motor!" "I'm going to get closer." "You'll get blown up!" "Stop!" "I'm here, Abdullah." "You can come out, young ladies." "Your Honorable Excellence, Dear Lady Luck." "Some you grace with fortune, Others you would duck." "A bullet in the heart..." "Don't call me, enough!" "No luck in dying, There'll be luck in love." "A bullet in the heart..." "Don't call me, enough!" "No luck in dying, There'll be luck in love." "THE SUN WAS NOT UP YET" "You'd better wait, will you?" "We'll get to the city together, and take the train from there." "No." "That's a big detour." "I'll go straight and be there sooner." " Take a horse." " No." "A horse will be a nuisance." "You have to feed it." "Goodbye." "Well?" "Djamilya, Zarina, Giuzel," "Sayida, Khafiza, Zukhra," "Leyla, Zulfia." "Goodbye, young ladies." "Sorry if I did something wrong." "Thank you!" "Don't mention it." "What about Dzhavdet?" "Do you need some help?" "No, I'll deal with Dzhavdet myself." "Should you meet him, don't touch him." "Well, good luck, then." "A good day, a pleasant moment." "How are you doing, my precious Katerina Matveyevna?" "Don't judge me too harshly for the delay." "It seems to be my fate." "But I think nothing like that is going to happen again." "So I hasten to inform you that I'm alive and well, and hope you're, too." "THE END"

"So four months later, she's pregnant again, you know, so we're going back down to the clinic, she's crying," ""Do you love me?" and all that type of stuff, I told her I did but..." "You think that means I'm going to hell?" "Nah." "You know I dated a guy once." " Could I hear all about it?" " I mean, there's not a lot to tell, it's like one of the easiest weeks of my life other than the sex." "That was brutal." "You know, it's not the dick, it's the whiskers, man, just creeps you out." "Yeah, we just agreed on everything." ""Want to get some beers?" "Yeah."" ""Want to watch the game?" "Absolutely."" "We have beers and we watch the game." "LUKE:" "I hear a lot of myself in this story." "There's none of you in the story, man, it was a one-time thing." "Yeah." "My friend told me I can't shit in his house anymore." " Oh, isn't that the worst?" " You believe that?" "Yeah, they get all mad 'cause you blew out their bathroom." "It's a place to shit." "It's the..." "That's what the room is built for." "You're supposed to go in there and take a shit and then when you do it, they act like they're surprised." "Like you took a dump on their table or something." "Yeah." "I did take a dump on his table." "(CELL PHONE BEEPS)" "Hey, man, you see that deer up there?" "Yeah, I see it." "I don't think you do." "(BRAKES SQUEAL)" "(THUMPING)" "Okay, I admit it." "I didn't see the deer." "I see him now." "Hey, check the back." "Your back's fine." "I'm gonna check the front." "(SIGHS)" "He's not gonna make it." "Eh, they carry disease." "All right, here we go." "Up and over." "(BEAVERS COOING)" "(WEEPING)" "(PHONE CHIMES)" "(KNOCKING AT DOOR)" " MAN:" "Gotta shit." " Dammit." "Just a second." "Whoa." "Sorry." "The ladies' room was occupied." "Would you mind moving?" "Well, why don't you... (LAUGHS)" "I don't mind doing anything you ask me to do." "ZOE:" "What took you so long?" "JENN:" "Um, they were out of toilet paper." "Had to use my hands." "(ZOE GIGGLES)" "I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit." "And on the slitted sheet I sit." "I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit and on this shitted..." " Dammit." " You suck." "I know." "(CELL PHONE CHIMES)" "Hey, biatch, what did I say?" "Right." "No texting." "Sorry." "You know, that's totally rude, Jenn." "No texting' and no boys for the entire weekend." "Wow." "That sounds so awesome." "Shut up, Zoe." "Maybe this is a bad idea." "I don't want you guys to have a lame weekend just 'cause of me." "Well, great, let's re-invite the guys." "Isn't that right, Gosling?" "He says, "Yes, that's right."" "That's not real supportive, Zoe." "I mean, if Buck cheated on you," "I wouldn't be making a joke about it every five minutes." "First of all, like, Buck would never cheat on me." "And second, I'm only kidding, Jenn, so relax." "This weekend is about Y-O-U." "Yeah, we know that's asking you to give up a lot." "Nah, only about six inches." "That is so gross." " Yeah." "Next subject, please." " (CHUCKLES)" "Mary, does your cousin's shack have electricity?" "Why?" "Do you need a place to plug in your vibrator?" " (CHUCKLES)" " ZOE:" "How dare you?" "(WEIRD ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS)" "Ah!" "Turn that music off, Mary." "You seriously like this?" "You seriously don't?" "Don't listen." "MARY:" "I can't believe I'm friends with people who have no taste in music." "(REELING)" "(GRUNTS)" " (RUSTLING) - (GROWLING)" "MARY:" "Here we are." "This is so beautiful." "Do your cousins, like, throw their trash in the middle of the lake?" "Why would you even ask that?" "'Cause, there's a big piece of wood just floating in the middle of it." "That's a raft, you idiot." "It's anchored there so people can use it." "Come on, let's go." "We're almost there." "ZOE:" "The suspense is killin' me." "JENN:" "Are we stoppin' here for more gas?" "ZOE:" "My legs!" "My butt hurts." "Yeah, thanks to your boyfriend." "Very funny." "That's disgusting." "I'm first." "I seriously need a drink." "Okay." "Go kill some squirrels, buddy." "Kill 'em good." "What do you think?" "ZOE:" "Are we really gonna swim in that bog?" "First off, it's a lake." "And yes, we're really gonna swim in it." "I haven't swam in a lake in my whole life." " Have you swam in a pool?" " Yeah." "Well, I think you're gonna find out it's really not all that different." "Of course it's different." "This is nature." "She's right." "You're gonna wind up with a lot more bugs in your mouth." "Oh, you guys, that neighbor lady is comin' over" " so be nice." " Oh, my God..." "Mary, is that you?" "Mrs. Gregorson." "It's so nice to see you." "Oh, my goodness, you have blossomed." "ZOE:" "Not really." "Her tits are still small." "MARY:" "Thanks, Zoe." "Myrna, these are my sorority sisters, this is Jenn and Zoe." "Oh, right, well, it's a pleasure." " Hello." " 'Sup, biatch?" "Are you looking after the house while your cousins are away?" "Oh, no." "We're just up here for the weekend." "Oh, right." "Unwinding in between all the exams." "Well, we were supposed to have torrid, getaway sex but Jenn's guy cheated on her, so..." "Oh, I see." "She is kidding', Mrs. Gregorson." "I am kidding." "None of us have had sex." "Ever." "Yeah." "Oh, it's okay, Mary." "My daughter is a total fuckin' bitch too." "A real whore." "Sometimes she brings people home," "I don't even know what sex they are." "And I'm not saying anything negative about them," "I'm a very, very liberal woman, but my daughter is a real piece of work and not that attractive." "Well, if you girls need anything, you know where to find us." "Winston and I would love to have you over for breakfast." "Yeah, that, that sounds nice." "Maybe we'll take you up on that." "No pressure, of course." " (LAUGHS)" " Okay." "Here we are." "Home sweet home." "Whoo!" "(LAUGHS)" "Ugh, it smells in here." "What's that smell in here?" "It smells like wood." "(URINATING)" "Where's the bathroom?" "Straight down the hall." "Where's the other bathroom?" "There's only one bathroom." "I'm just gonna go right here." "You seriously can't wait two minutes for Jenn?" "Shh." "It's coming out." "(WATER RUNNING)" " (CELL PHONE BEEPS)" " JENN:" "Come on." " (SIGHS) - (KNOCK AT DOOR)" "What?" "One bathroom." "Fun, right?" "Be my guest." "Let me guess." "No service." " What?" " Oh, Jenn, you are a horrible liar." "Okay." "I texted him back." "Why are girls so attracted to such assholes?" "You're not." "Tommy's great." "You are not supposed to be talking to Sam." "That is the whole purpose of this entire trip." "Well, it's not like I have much of a choice now, is it?" "Exactly." "How am I gonna check my messages?" "I have not gone more than 24 hours without Instagram since, like, there was no Instagram." "And I'm coping'." "If Zoe can do it, you can do it." "(ZOE SCREAMS)" "There's no fuckin' service." "You knew about this, didn't you?" "You said no boys, not no phones." "I did say no phones." "But you didn't say it would be physically impossible to use it behind your back." "What is the big deal, you guys?" "People went thousands of years without cell phones, you can go two days." "Speak for yourself." "What if there's, like, an emergency or somethin'?" "There's, like, a land line." "A what?" "You guys, you're not gonna miss your phones." "I promise you." "Now can we just get changed?" "I don't wanna get changed." "I wanna send a text!" "ZOE:" "No, no, Gosling, stay here." "Sunglasses, check." "Towels, check." "Sunscreen, check." "Whoo!" "All right, let's get naked." "What are you doing?" "Someone could see you." "Who?" "Mrs. Gregorson?" "I see, like, two houses here." "If I'm getting anything out of being stuck in the middle of nowhere, it's a tan without lines." "Come on in, bitches." "Well, I guess we can be grateful she left the bottoms on." "I bet Mrs. Gregorson swims topless." "It's so nice out." "Okay, do mine now." "Oh, I'm so comfortable." "Can't Mary do it?" "You used me." "Stop." "I'll do it." "Mmm." "JENN:" "This is nice." "What is that?" "Looks like a beaver dam." "I want to see a beaver." "They're so adorable." "Yeah, well don't get your hopes up." "I'm pretty sure they're nocturnal." "Where'd you learn that?" "Wikipedia?" "I learned it from livin' in Indiana, which means that you should know it too." "Well, all I know is they're fat rats with big, stupid-ass teeth." "Nice." "MARY:" "Where are you goin'?" "Come on, let's go take a look." "Whoo!" "Make it rain, bitches!" "(YELPS)" "Whoo!" "Here, beaver, beaver, beaver." "ZOE:" "Gross." "Try banging on it, that should wake 'em up." "At least cover up, at least while we're walkin' around." "My top is on the other side." "You wanna lend me yours?" "Cut it out." "(GIGGLES)" "Ew." "Is that like, green beaver urine?" "Guess." "Kinda looks like it." "Maybe that's like how they mark their territory or somethin'." "By pissing' all over their house?" "MARY:" "They don't live in the dam, you idiot." "They live in the lodge." "Over there." "Here, beaver, beaver, beaver." "Yeah, nice try." "That one's covered in piss too." "Fine." "You win." "Beavers piss all over everything." "Are you happy?" "I don't see any beavers." " Oh, my God!" " What?" " (SNIFFING) - (GASPS)" "(GROWLS)" " I'm scared." " It's gonna be okay." "(BEAR GROWLING)" "We're just gonna back up real slowly." " (GUNSHOT) - (SCREAMS)" "(BEAR SNARLING)" "Thank you so much." "Well, look at you three little heifers." "I think you just might have saved our lives." "That's doubtful." "Bears don't usually attack more than one or two folks at a time." "You'd be three." "Of course, if you'd have taken a step in his direction he might have hightailed it." "Well, better safe than sorry then." "Yeah." "You girls from out of town?" "My name is Mary." "Mary Daughtry." "Uh, we're stayin' over there at my cousin's place." " McKellers?" " Yeah." "You know 'em?" "No." "My name's Smyth, with a Y." "Just in case you girls need to write me a check one day." "(SMYTH CHUCKLES)" "What brings you across the lake?" "We were looking for beavers." "Well, hell, ain't we all?" "Well, if you see one, you ought to stay away from it." "They will mess with you." "You look real close, they'll come out, peak out just a little bitty knob out there, little pink knob, like a little ol' puppy's dick." "Well, I guess we'll be more careful then." "You know..." "You might want to cover up." "We got decent folk out in this neighborhood." "Families." "You know, kids." "Yeah, we know." "It's just that she lost her bikini top in the lake." "Talking about all three of you." "Your little bare stomachs, weird-ass little tattoos." "Okay, he's a creeper." "Yeah." "There's probably some helpless furry little animal just waiting to get shot." "Ugh." "Well, I've had enough excitement for one day." "At least you got to see a man, right?" "I don't like them there tattoos and shit." "MARY:" "Shut up, he could hear you." " ZOE: (GIGGLES) I don't care." " (GROWLING)" "All right, I got popcorn." "Sing a song..." "Is it popcorn or is it popped-corn?" "I don't know." "Jenn, go long!" "Zoe, you're wasting it all." "JENN:" "Okay, whose turn is it?" "ZOE:" "All right, Jenn." "Would you rather?" "Go." "Okay." "Would you rather never be able to use a tampon or never be able to use lipstick?" "That is so lame, Jenn." "I've got one." "Are you ready?" "Would you rather watch your mom get murdered by your daddy or get raped by your daddy while your mom had to watch?" "Zoe, that's awful." "Would you rather?" "Answer it." "I guess get raped by my dad." " Ew!" " Gross!" "What?" "Would you rather have your mom die?" "I wouldn't do either." "That's so fucking disgusting." "You're sick." "What's the point of this game anyways?" "I don't blame you, your dad's real hot." "He is." "(RUSTLING)" "(PANTING)" "All right." "Home run me." "Home run me." " Ready?" " Hang on, hang on, hang on." "(LAUGHS)" "(SINGING) Da, da, da, da, dah!" " You missed." " I did it by the air, bitch." "I'll do it myself." " Ah!" " Whoo!" "(LAUGHS)" "I got it." "Truth or dare." "Y'all can make out like you did last time." "No, that's no fun unless there's guys around to make jealous." "That's bullshit." "You liked it and you know it." "Come here, come give me a kiss." "Stop." "I didn't even say dare." "(POUNDING)" " What was that?" " (LAUGHS)" "It's your daddy, Jenn." "Yeah, he's come to collect." " Oh, real funny." " (POUNDING)" "No, seriously, what the fuck is that?" "Well," "I'm just gonna have to go and find out." "JENN:" "Don't open the door." "Hello?" "Anybody?" "Hey, serial killers, we've got three hot babes in here who haven't had sex in a really long time." " MARY:" "It could be dangerous out there." " Ooh!" "MARY:" "Zoe, I'm serious." "You know what, Mary?" "You're a real buzzkill." "JENN:" "Don't go out there!" "Why are there no streetlights?" "Because there are no streets." "I hate the country." "(SOFTLY) Zoe." " (POUNDING NOISE) - (GASPS)" "What the hell is that?" "Should we call the police or something?" " (DOOR SLAMS)" " Oh, my God, oh, my God." "It's okay, it's okay." "It was just the wind." "It's locked." "Mary..." "It's okay." "Just..." " (GROWLS) - (SCREAMING)" "(FARTS)" "Ha, ha!" "Tommy!" "You asshole!" "Oh, come on." "It's nice to see you too." "But that wasn't funny." "How did you even get up here?" "I'm sorry, babe." "Buck talked me into it." "Yeah, I had to drag his ass all the way up here and the whole time he's like," ""Wait, no, wait, Mary said that we're not supposed to come." ""Mary said that it's just girl's night." ""Mary wants to just be with her vagina all weekend."" "Shut up, Buck." "Oh, my God, you guys should have seen y'all's faces." "It was classic." "You were in on this?" "Not if it'll make you any madder." " (POUNDING) - (SCREAMING)" "(LAUGHING)" "Would any of you ladies care to come inside and join me, 'cause there's no beer out here." "This is my cousin's house, you idiot." "How did you even get in there?" "Magic." "No, bedroom window was open." "Hi, Jenn." "What part of "stay away" do you guys not understand?" "The "stay away" part." "I just don't get it." "You're not invited up here." "Despite whatever this one may have told you." "Hey, come on, come on." "We parked the car down the road so you wouldn't hear us." "Besides, we missed you guys." "Mary, I haven't had sex in 36 hours." "You know, when your foot's asleep?" "My dick's asleep." "I've got to wake it up." "ZOE:" "I have to wake that dick up." " Wake that dick up." "Baby." " I will." " I can't even feel it." " Mary, please." "Mary, please, my dick's asleep." "Wasn't this weekend for everybody?" "Yeah, it was until you fucked it all up." "No, I'm sorry." "You guys have to leave." "But, Mary, they just drove all the way out here." "This is my house and I make the rules." "It's fine, Mary." "They can stay." "Jenn!" "Thank you, Jenn!" "Give it up for Jenn everybody." "(CLAPS)" "Right?" "Jenn, do not let them bully you into this." "No, really, maybe it will force me to, you know, face it head on instead of running away." "You sure?" "Oh, my, goddammit, she's sure." "Come on." "Come on, we're all adults here." "This doesn't have to be awkward." "Gentlemen, I'll see you in the bone zone." " Let's get drunk." " (MARY YELLS)" "Whoo!" " BUCK:" "Ow!" " Right." "Well, at least this can't get any more awkward." "(LOVEMAKING SOUNDS)" "(MOANING)" "Oh, I feel like a power ranger!" "Oh!" "Oh, shit, you are sweet!" "You are way too hot for me!" "Oh, baby!" "You know it!" "This was helpful." "Thanks for stopping by." "Baby." "Don't call me that." "You've lost your baby privileges." "But it's not as bad as you think." "You've no idea what I think." "Can we at least talk about it?" "Fine." "Want to talk about it?" "Who is she?" "Do I know this little whore?" "What is that?" "Seaweed?" "It's you, you asshole." "A friend of a friend tagged you on Facebook from Michelles party last weekend." "Who is she?" "I know it looks bad." "I do." "I know." "But I was really drunk." "You know what, if you're not gonna answer my questions then we have nothing else to talk about." "Just, come on..." "Don't touch me." "You feel better?" " Getting there." " (SIGHS)" "Let me go." "I'll scream." "Join the club." "I missed you so much." "(THUD)" "Oh." "Missed you too." "(GROANS)" "Ah." "That was worth the drive up." "For sure." " Again." " I'm only one man." " (GIGGLES)" " It takes an hour to recharge." "Do you not read magazines?" "(GROANS)" "Oh." "Oh." "Can you hand me my glasses?" "Yeah." "You okay?" "Yeah, why?" "I don't know." "You just seem a little out of it." "Did you finish?" "I guess I'm just worried about Jenn, that's all." "So, that's a no." "(SIGHS)" "(THUMP)" "Someone in there?" "(THUMPING)" "Buck, I swear to God," "I'm gonna stick that bat up your... (GROWLING)" "(SHRIEKING)" "(CRYING) Oh, my God, you have to see them!" " You guys..." " What?" "In the bathroom!" " Calm down." "What's wrong?" " There's something in there." "Tell me what's wrong!" "There's something, I don't know, like..." "Who the fuck is crying on vacation day?" " What's goin' on?" " What did you do to her?" "SAM:" "No, I didn't do anything." "(GASPING) Listen, there's a beaver in the bathroom." "That's really great news, haven't you been looking for beavers since we got here?" "No, no, there was something wrong with it." "It was fucking rabid or something." "Well, you know what we should do?" "We should capture it and we'll raise it as our own." "Jenn, you are a really ugly crier." "Go look in the fucking bathroom!" "Jenn, I tell you what." "This is getting real ridiculous." "Let's go to the fucking bathroom." "Okay, big daddy Buck's got it." "Here, Jenn, here, Jenn." "Oh, there is no way I'm drunk enough for this." "You're drunk as any one of the rest of us, so fucking man up." "Yeah, just man up." "Just be careful." "Pussy." "Bein' a pussy." "Jesus." "Dude, really?" "Fuckin' pussy." " Shut up." " Bein' a bitch." "Bein' a little bitch about it." "(RUNNING WATER)" "Jenn, there's nothing in here." "I swear." "It was right there." "Oh, my God, Jenn." "Is that one of those bathrooms?" "Oh, look at me, I'm in a scary, scary bathroom, Jenn." "Jenn, be honest." "Did you shit in here?" "(GROWLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Oh, my God!" "(GROWLING CONTINUES)" "(SCREAMING)" "Kill it!" "(BEAVER SNARLING)" "How the hell is that thing still movin'?" "(SCREAMING)" "That's gnarly." "Someone want to get a garbage bag?" "That was rabies?" "Yeah, probably." "Then again I've never seen a real beaver before up close so..." "Yeah, me neither." "Well, maybe you should try going down on me once in a while, Buck." "That was not a normal beaver." "I can tell you that much." "Yeah." "Normal beavers have pupils in their goddam eyes, don't they?" "Fucking chicks, come on." "The beaver obviously had something." "Wait, I mean, did it bite anyone?" " Jenn, are you..." " No." "Good. 'Cause I've heard that rabies shots hurt like a bitch." "Yeah, not to mention the nearest hospital is 30 miles away." "Maybe we should just go home." " What?" " Yeah, no." "Jenn, we drove four hours to get here." "My foot's still asleep from the ride up." "I don't care about your foot, Buck." "You know, we're all just upset and drunk and..." "And horny." "And 6'3", but that's just me." " Buck, shut the fuck up." " Okay, you're right." "MARY:" "I think that we should just sleep on it." "Okay, well, I'm sleeping with you then." "Yeah, sure, Jenn." "Whatever you want." "Guys, we could die tomorrow, okay." "This could be our last night." "This may sound crazy but we need to have an orgy," "I'm not fucking around." "A safety orgy, you know, stay together, like in the old west with the caravans." "(BEAVER SNARLING)" "(WHISTLING)" "(GROWLING)" "(STARTS WHISTLING AGAIN)" "BUCK:" "Okay, here we go." "Don't let the dog look." "ZOE:" "Relax." "I'm not going to..." "Oh, my God, Mary." "Look." "Yuck." "Some wild animal came and took it." "See the footprints." "(GROWLS) Come on." " I don't like this." " What?" "Ah, Jenn, come on, we're all the way out in the middle of the woods." "We tossed something on the porch and something's glad that we did it." "What are you thinkin'?" "All I know is that thing is dead, guys, come on." "Can we please go swimming now?" "Yeah, I second that." "Let's go." "You still want to go in the water after what happened last night?" "Last night was in there, okay?" "The water's way safer than in the cabin." "Yeah, come on." "It's a beautiful day and the lake's right over here." "We haven't seen you ladies in your bikinis yet." "Come on." "You know, we were doing just fine before you guys showed up." "Jenn, that's not fair." "Yeah." "Tommy did kill that beaver for us." "BUCK:" "Yeah." "Sorry Sam didn't kill anything because that would be the only beaver he's getting this weekend." "Will you please stop with the beaver jokes?" "BUCK:" "Why did the beaver cross the road?" "TOMMY:" "Whoo!" "Attagirl!" "Come in, Misery!" "Get your ass in the water and join the rest of the human beings!" "Has it ever occurred to any of you that there might be more beavers?" "(MOCKING JENN) Has it ever occurred to... (BOTH MOCKING) Beavers..." "Beavers..." "So, you seen the mysterious photo?" "Of course I've seen it." "I've seen it over 300 times since Wednesday." "She has me analyzin' every line and ever pixel, trying to figure out who it is you're on top of." "Well, I guess it's safe to say that she, uh, she doesn't know that it was you." "SAM:" "Are you gonna tell her?" "I don't know." "Well, you know, if you just tell her it was nothing, she's gonna believe you." "Maybe." "But she'll hate me." "Tell that to my finger." "Are you crazy?" "Don't be stupid, Jenn." "Get your ass in the water right now." "TOMMY:" "Yeah." "Come on." "Yeah, peer pressure, Jenn." "Come on." "Fine." "You know with all the shit that's gone down, we haven't talked." "Like you said, it was nothin'." "Besides, I'm with Tommy." "And if you're really lucky, you'll still be with Jenn." "You happy?" "This is the happiest day of my life, Jenn." "You're in the lake." "I don't know how it happened, but it did." " Oh, my God." " What?" "Something just swam past my foot." "(BEAVER SNARLING)" "(SIGHS)" "You are, like, such a hypochondriac." "No, I swear to God, you guys, something just fucking hit my foot." "(LAUGHING)" "Oh!" "Oh, look, Buck feels it too." "(LAUGHING)" "Wait." "(GASPS)" " You swallow some water?" " My foot!" " TOMMY:" "Holy shit!" " (ZOE SCREAMS)" "Oh, my God!" "Get out of the water!" "Oh, my God!" " What the fuck?" " Is that blood?" "(SCREAMING)" "Get to the raft!" "Get to the fucking raft!" "Hurry!" "(YELLING)" "(BEAVER GROWLING)" "(GROANING)" "TOMMY:" "Oh, fuck, he got me too!" "No." "Fuck!" "That was another fuckin' beaver!" "More than one." "Beavers don't do this." "They don't just..." "They don't just attack people like this." "Oh, my God." "(BUCK GROANING)" "We have to tie this off right now." " What about this?" " No, no, no, too small, too small." "Wait." "The dog's vest." " Yeah, yeah, perfect, perfect." " Hurry!" "(SCREAMS)" "(BUCK GROANING)" "Look!" "(BEAVER SNARLING)" "Where's Jenn?" "Jenn!" "(PANTING)" "Shit." "Hold on, hold on, hold on!" "(BEAVERS SNARLING)" "They're coming." " (YELLING)" " Shit." "(BEAVERS SNARLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Where did they go?" " (THUMPS) - (GASPS)" " Shit!" " (SCREAMING)" " (THUMPING)" " TOMMY:" "They're underneath us!" "(THUMPING CONTINUES)" "(BEAVERS SNARLING)" "(SCREAMS) No!" "(PANTING)" " (BEAVER GROWLS) - (SCREAMS)" " (GROWLING) - (SCREAMING)" "Be careful!" "(BEAVERS SNARLING)" "Hold on people." "We cannot stay here." "Yeah, no shit!" "(GROWLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Hold on, hold on." "(ZOE CRYING)" " (SNARLING)" " There's too many of them." " (SCREAMING) - (GROWLING)" "Oh, my God!" "We have to swim for it." "SAM:" "We need a diversion." "(SCREAMING)" "What the fuck!" "All right." "You know what?" "Sorry buddy." "Surf's up!" "(ZOE SCREAMING)" "Gosling!" "Gosling!" "No!" "No!" "(CRYING)" "We have to go, go now!" " Go, go." " (CRYING)" "TOMMY:" "Shit!" "Swim!" "Go, go!" "Swim!" "(SNARLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(SNARLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(SNARLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(GROWLING)" "Oh, my God!" "Ahhh!" "(SNARLING)" "(SNARLING CONTINUES)" "This doesn't make any goddamn sense." "This is the same one from the bathroom." "Is he like on steroids or something?" "Mary, does it look like a baseball player?" "I don't know, Zoe." "I mean, how could it still be alive?" "It isn't." "What?" "It isn't alive." "Are you saying what I think you're saying?" "All right, enough talk." "What are you doing?" " This." " Oh, Jesus." "Any questions?" "(SIGHS) There's still no dial tone." "What?" "Did the beavers do it?" "For all we know, the dial tone wasn't even on to begin with." "You okay?" "Now, look, I am sorry, about the dog." "About the dog?" "It's my dog." "You killed my dog." "It's between us and a... and a dog, I'm going to pick us every time." "If that makes me an asshole, then so be it, man." "It does." "Asshole!" "Oh, give me a break." "It's a dog." "Fuck you!" "I hate you." "I hate..." "Get off of me, Mary!" " Stop." " You stop!" "You would take his side." "I'm not taking anyone's side." "Oh, yeah?" "Tell that to Jenn." "Mary, what is she talking about?" "That's right, Jenn." "The girl in the stupid picture with Sam, it's fucking Mary." "Thanks, Zoe." "She has a right to know." "Everybody else does for fuck's sake!" "I didn't know." "Tommy." "Jenn," "I was going to tell you." "It doesn't matter." "We have bigger problems now." "(THUMPING ON DOOR)" "(BEAVER SNARLING)" "It's them, isn't it?" "TOMMY:" "Oh, you think?" "They're everywhere." "(BEAVERS SNARLING)" "Make it stop." "It has to be some sort of intimidation tactic or something." "Well, it's working." " Oh, my God!" " (SMACKING)" "MARY:" "Oh, my God!" "Son of a bitch!" "(HISSING)" "(BEAVERS SNARLING)" "Is this what you want?" "You fucks!" "(BEAVERS SNARLING)" "They're just out there waiting for us." "We've got to get Buck to a hospital." "What about the neighbor's place?" "Yeah, we could use their phone." "Oh, fuck that." "I'll go for the car." "Fuck that too." "You stay here with the girls then." "I'll get Buck to a hospital and send back help." "Give me Buck's foot." "(GROANS)" "I'm going with you." "No, Zoe, you can't." "I have to." "Ew." "They could be out there." "They are out there, but like you said, we don't have a choice." "Buck is clearly not going to make it through the night." "There's got to be some other way." "Look." "Beavers are great swimmers but they're not that fast on land, okay?" " JENN:" "Those things out there - (SCOFFS) they're not beavers." "I'm going to need your car 'cause ours is down the road a ways." "Give me the keys." "Tommy, you don't have to do this." "Mary." "It's okay." "Give me the keys." "Tommy?" "Come on." "Come on baby." "Get the door." "I don't see anything." "You?" "My eyes are closed." "All right, let's go." "Come on." "Wait." "(BUCK GRUNTING)" "Hurry, hurry!" "Get the door." "Hurry, you better get in!" "Better hurry." "They're in." "Come on, come on." "It's a fucking hybrid." "You have to finesse it." "(CAR BEEPING)" "They made it." "Maybe we should've just gone with them." "Yeah, maybe." "Maybe we should just leave." "Oh, no." "Will somebody help me?" "God, you really are a pussy." "Move!" "We've got to board up all of these windows." "I'll do the heavy lifting." "You girls are safe with me." "Did you hear something?" "Did I hear what?" "Banging?" "Hollering?" "Oh, it's just those kids scissoring each other to Lady Gaga." "Well, I know it's those kids." "Well, what do you want me to do about it?" "Call the police?" "Well, I heard tires screeching." "You think we ought to go over there and check up on them?" "You never did know when to mind your own business." "And you never did know when to get up off your ass." "You really want me to go over there and check on a bunch of college girls?" "Because you know I might just have to stay for their party." " (LAUGHS)" " Eww." "Pig." "(GROWLING SOFTLY)" "Buck?" "How you doing there, man?" "You hanging with us?" "Oh, God." "It's okay, buddy." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Stay with us, stay with us, Buck." "Everything's gonna be good, alright?" "Oh!" "Shit." " What the fuck?" " Fuck!" " Oh, no!" "Oh, fuck!" " They did this!" "Fuck!" "Suck a bag of dicks!" "Shit." "Fuck!" "There's no way around this." "Look!" "Oh, shit." "Shit, wait here, I'm gonna go check it out." "Be careful!" "Hello?" "There's no one here." "What are you doing?" "There's guns and one ax." "Are you gonna steal them?" "Yeah, whatever, we'll borrow 'em." "I promise, I'll bring 'em right back." "Here." "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?" " Just take it." "Please." " Should we go back to the cabin?" " No, just you guys." " What?" "Wait!" "Go get some more guns, load up the trunk and get everybody back to the cabin." "Please, get in the car and turn it around." "Wait." "What are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna go ahead on foot and get some help." "You're insane, Tommy." "Zoe, please just get in the car and hurry." "Zoe?" "I'm sorry I never ate your pussy." "I'm gonna go back and eat all of it one day." "It's okay, baby." "We're gonna get out of here, okay?" "It just smells so bad down there." "(TOMMY SCREAMING)" "Tommy?" "Tommy!" "(CRYING) No!" "(SNARLING)" "No!" "(SNARLING)" "(GUNSHOT)" "You!" "Looks like you're hemmed in a little bit." "Let's take my truck." "We have to save my boyfriend." "Well, come on." "Let's get him and get out of here." "Come on, sweetie!" "Here, get in." "(SCREAMS)" "Damn beavers." "Ah!" "SMYTH:" "I thought I told you to cover up?" "(SNARLING BEHIND DOOR)" "They sound like babies." "Yeah, crazy fucking babies." "Nails, nails, nails, nails, nails." "Towards me." "No, duh." "Come out to the lake, have a few laughs." "Dammit." "(SNARLING)" "No!" "What?" "What happened?" "You do realize that the whole point of a beaver is that it fucking chomps wood." "Oh, well, if you want me to cover the whole house with sheet metal, just say the word." "MAN ON RADIO:" "This just in." "If you are receiving this broadcast, barricade your doors and windows and do not leave your home." "Unless you want the deal of the century!" "Come on down to Ashland Toyota!" "Damn radio." "Back in the '70s, the beaver fever hit." "Scared up the whole damn county." "Beaver fever?" "Caused by the Giardia parasite." "Beavers carry it." "Affects people too." "Affects them how?" "Oh, diarrhea mostly." "What does it have to do with what's going on here?" "Any of you guys got diarrhea?" " No." " Well, now that's good." "Doesn't matter anyway." "Whatever these beavers got out here," "I ain't seen nothing like it before." "Yeah, no kidding, mister." "Caught one in a trap, early this morning, only it weren't dead." "And trust me, it shoulda been real dead." "(SNARLING)" "They're leaving." "(SNARLING SOFTLY)" "Why?" "How the hell should I know?" "MARY:" "Wait, listen." "It's a truck." " It's Zoe!" " What?" "And Buck!" "How did they get back so fast?" "Maybe they brought help?" "Or something went wrong." "There's someone else." "Wait, is it that hunter guy?" "What hunter guy?" "Do you see Tommy?" "ZOE:" "Grab the cane." "Wait for me, wait for me!" "Shit, we need to get the boards off the door." "Are you sure that's a good idea?" "Are you kidding?" "Get over here and help us." "I don't know if you know but those things can come back in here and then we're all dead." "Fuck me." "ZOE:" "Baby, come on." "Get there." "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Open up!" "The doors all boarded up." " Why?" " You know why the fuck why!" "Well, hurry up." "BUCK:" "You guys." "Hey, you guys." "Hey you guys, you'd better turn around!" "Filthy, hairy beavers." "(GUNSHOT)" "Baby, come on." "Get up, get up, get up!" "Run." "Run!" "Hurry!" "Come on, baby." "Sons of bitches." "(GUNSHOT)" " It's okay, baby." "Come on." " (SNARLS)" "Just a little bit further." "Come on." "(GASPS)" "They're not gonna make it." "There's too many of 'em." "(GUNSHOT)" "Come on baby, up, up, up!" "You got it!" "They made it." "Come on, baby." "Tommy's okay, right?" "Yeah." "I'm sure he's still out getting help." "Right." "Cause there's no reason to think otherwise." "ZOE:" "Hello?" "Maybe they're not home." "SMYTH:" "Yeah, that'd be wishful thinking." "(GASPS)" "They couldn't be biting through the phone lines on purpose, could they?" "Can't say for certain." "Beavers like to chew on shit, especially twigs, branches, blades of grass and such." "I suppose wires fit the bill as well." "The phone in the cabin." "It didn't work either." "Stay here." "I'll check upstairs." "When was the last time you picked up an actual book?" "In class." "You should really try it some time." " "Beavers are herbivores."" " Great book." "Why don't you try looking up zombie beavers?" ""They live in family groups or colonies and will defend their lodge against other beavers."" "Oh, oh, you think the beavers think that they're, that we're other beavers?" "The fuck?" ""Keen senses of hearing, smell and touch." " "They live up to 24 years."" " Just like us." "I mean, if we don't make it out of here." " "They're monogamous."" " Not like us." "(SIGHS)" "Jenn, it was just, it was just one of those things." "So you're saying it was a mistake?" "Don't answer." "You just did." "Look..." "Once the three of us are far away from this cabin, we can sit down like adults and we can try to figure out why you both find me attractive." "Jenn, you have every reason to hate me." "Why him?" "I don't know." "Listen, we cannot turn against each other right now." "That is exactly what the beavers would want." "Let me see this." ""Animal behaviorists have found beavers to be gentle, reasoning creatures" ""that like to play practical jokes." ""They are considered to be excellent at building tunnels."" "I seriously need to lie down." "Okay." "All clear upstairs." "Appears the beavers have left the premises for the time being." "What about the old lady?" "Well, she's still in bed what's left of her, anyway." "What you got there?" "Sandwich?" "No, it's Buck's foot." "We're keeping it on ice so we could reattach it." "That's what we're supposed to do, right?" "Keep it on ice?" "Well, not directly on ice." "It kills the tissue." "Well, shit!" "Well, what shall I do?" "Shall I wrap it in a towel or something?" "Well, I suppose that depends on when it came off." "I..." "I don't know." "This afternoon, maybe four or five hours ago." "Technically, I guess there's a chance that they can sew that sucker back on." "We'd have to be at the hospital within the hour but that ain't gonna happen." "Might as well just chuck the damn thing and call it a day." "I'm sorry." "Do you want some chicken?" "There's plenty of it in the fridge over there." "I don't want any chicken." "We need to go to the hospital now." "Well, you know as well as I do that road's blocked." "We sure as hell can't get through on foot in pitch dark." "With or without carrying the big fella." "Plus, beavers are generally more active at night." "So I suggest maybe we hole up here till the morning, then one or two of us can make a go at it." "He could bleed to death overnight." "Yeah, well." "I could always cauterize the stump." "You sure you don't want some chicken?" "I'm not hungry." "Jenn?" "You never cared that Sam cheated, did you?" "You only cared that it was me." "Jenn, I know that we've been through a lot but this isn't going to solve anything." "I love you, really, but" "I..." "I just don't think of you this way." "(RUSTLING)" "(SCREAMS)" "(MARY SCREAMS)" "(SNARLING)" "(GROWLING)" "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "(SMACKING SOUND)" "Come on." "Come on, let's go." "(FIRE CRACKLING)" "(COUGHS)" "You've done this before, right?" "No, ma'am." "But I've seen it on television many a time." " Ugh." " It's okay." "(WHIMPERS)" "(GROWLING)" "All right." "What the fuck was that?" "(SNARLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Buck!" "(GRUNTING)" "Son of a bitch!" "Buck!" "No!" "(SNARLING)" "(BULLET RICOCHETING)" "(COCKING)" "(GUNSHOT)" "(CRYING) Fuck." "(SNARLING)" "No!" "Oh, no!" "Fuck!" "(GASPS)" "(SNARLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(THUMPING)" " What is she doing in there?" " I don't know." "(SNARLING)" "Its got to be some kind of virus transmitted by the beavers." "Oh, no shit!" "Did you hear her?" "Did you fucking see her face?" "Do you think that we can help her?" "I mean, do you think it's permanent?" "I don't know." "She's gonna be on medication for the rest of her life." " Hey, what are you doing?" " Are you bit?" "Are you scratched?" " I'm fine." " Take off your shirt." " Why?" " Just take your fucking shirt off." "Calm down." "(SNARLING)" "(GASPING)" " (SCREAMS) - (SNARLS)" "(SOBBING)" "(WHIMPERING)" "You fucking bitch!" "(GUN CLICKING)" "(SNARLING)" " (SNARLING) - (YELLS)" "Fuck!" "(SNARLING)" "(FLOORBOARD CRACKING)" "SAM:" "All right." "Come on, come on, come on!" "They're fucking everywhere!" "Oh, the truck!" "The truck." "It was still running, last time I checked." "I'm not gonna make a run for it." " Mary." " Take off your shirt." " Why?" " Take off your fucking shirt!" "Satisfied?" "Now take off the rest." "Zombie beavers running around but what the fuck do we care?" "Turn around." " You done?" " I guess so." "Your turn." "What's this?" "(HEAVY BREATHING)" "Mary, I promise I'm gonna get us out of here." "Don't talk." "(ELECTRICAL BUZZ)" "(SNARLING)" " I want to take my glasses off." " No, no." "It's hot, it's hot." " Do you smell something?" " What?" " Smoke, smoke, I smell smoke." " Okay." "I'll take care of it." "(SCREAMS)" "(SCREAMS)" "(SCREAMING)" "Oh, God!" "Oh." "Fuck me." "(SNARLING)" "ZOE:" "Get in!" " ZOE:" "Where's Jenn?" " MARY:" "They're all dead." "Just go!" "We're getting the fuck out of here." "Oh, shit, Zoe!" "Get down!" "Zoe, look out!" "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "(SNARLING)" "Oh, I think we woke the neighbors." "(SNARLING)" " Go!" "Go!" " I'm trying." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "MARY:" "Fucking go!" "(GROWLING)" "I mean, really?" "(ROARS)" "Is this truck fucking covered in honey?" "(SNARLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(SNARLS)" "(BOTH SCREAM)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "I never liked that bitch anyway." "Why are we stopping?" "It's okay, Mary." "The trees are down ahead and we've got to continue on foot." "Come on." "What?" "It's nothing." "Just keep going." "We're gonna have to go behind the car." "We have to go around it." "Come on." "You're okay now, Mary." "We're gonna make it." "It's gonna be okay." "We just need to go a little further." "Mary, what are you doing?" "(GUN COCKING)" "Where did you get that?" "The glove compartment." "You got bit and we both know that you're gonna turn into one of those things." " No, we don't know that." " Yes, we do!" "Mary, I feel totally fine, I swear." "What, is it this?" "I jumped through a fucking window!" "I ran through the woods." "They crushed my foot, I did not get bit!" "You shut up!" "Do not come any closer!" "I mean it." "You at least have to wait until I turn, or else you'll be a murderer." "(GURGLING)" "Mary!" "Mary, no!" " (GRUNTING) - (THUDDING)" "(SOBBING)" "(SNARLING)" "(YELLING)" "(MARY SNARLING)" "(SQUISHING)" "Hey, you see that girl?" "Yeah, I see her." "I trust you." "(THUDDING)" " CREW MEMBER 1:" "B-mark." " CREW MEMBER 2:" "Okay." "Beaver fever?" "Yeah." "Caused by the Giardia parasite." "Beavers carry it." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Caused by the... (LAUGHS)" "Fuck." "Cause by the Giardia parasite." " It's very fucking serious shit." " (ALL LAUGH)" "Let's roll it again." "Sorry, Jordan." "We're over there and it's Saving Private, Privates Ryan." "Jenn we're up there sucking..." " And fucking." " And fucking, fucking, okay?" " And..." " (ALL LAUGHING)" "CREW MEMBER:" "We almost had it." " We're in there sucking and yes..." " And fucking." " Trucking." "Keep going." " I got nothing." "We're gonna go to Arby's and get some apple turnovers." "MAN:" "Copy that." "Over." "I got a hand job at an Arby's one time." "Oh, yeah?" "Or did I give one?" "(LAUGHS)" "(CREW MEMBERS LAUGHING)" " (SNARLS)" " CREW MEMBER:" "Oh, no, the hand." "(ALL LAUGHING)" " DIRECTOR:" "Action." " (LAUGHS)" "That's gnarly." "Gnar-ley." "Gnarl-ley." "Gnarly." "Mar-gully!" "CREW MEMBER:" "Nar-gully?" "CREW MEMBER:" "The dog's supposed to be scared of them." "I had a job for a minute as one of those sign spinners." "Like, like one of those sandwich places?" "Yeah." "But I had plugged it in, I put some Christmas lights in it, tried to get paid extra, strangled my penis." "Strangled your penis?" "How does that happen?" "You can strangle your penis." "Were you doing that flip behind your back and it came up around your taint?" "My penis was in a, was in a rear, naked choke." "Well, what kind of workman's comp do you get for that?" "You just get fired." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Can someone pull my glasses down?" " CREW MEMBER:" "Yep." " Well, not you." "(ALL LAUGHING)" " Okay." " Do you like the moan?" "Or do you like the... (SQUEALING)" " DIRECTOR:" "Both." " I'll do the moan, you do the (SQUEAKS)" "My mom never loved me, my mom never loved me." "Why are you with me?" "Why are you with me?" "What do you see in me?" "I don't know." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "CREW MEMBER:" "That's great." "DIRECTOR:" "Ready, action." "Well, that is fucked up." "DIRECTOR:" "Cut." "Zombeavers" "Zombeavers" "You hear your sweetheart scream" "She tells you why" "You don't believe her" "She saw one in the bathroom, it's no lie" "It's a Zombeaver" "Contaminated by toxic goo" "A random genetic mistake" "They're semi-aquatic" "They're hungry for you" "Boys and girls stay away from the lake" "Zombeavers" "Zombeavers" "Zombeavers" "Zombeavers" "A cheerful gang of college students" "Think they're on vacation" "Instead they're dodging beaver chompers and facing their damnation" "Don't board up the doorways and windows, my friend" "It won't do any good" "These furry, brown bastards are fully equipped" "And they'll chew right through the wood" "Say goodbye to your golden retriever" "Zombeavers" "Zombeavers" "So brace yourself, you've never witnessed rodents quite like these" "Oh, Jesus Christ, you can't escape" "They blocked the road with trees" "Check your bodies for scratches, you can't be too careful" "Their claws are a cause for concern" "Yes, once you're infected, it's only a matter of time before you turn into" "Zombeavers" "Spoiler alert." "Zombeavers" "Look out they're coming through the walls" "Your girlfriend's chewing off your balls" "Zombeavers" "Zombeavers" "Zombeavers" "Zombeavers, baby" "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "(BUZZING)" "(BUZZING)" "(SNARLING)"

"It's like everything changed in the blink of an eye." "One moment we were fine, then everything turned to shit." "My little one..." "I'm going to miss you all." "Look at me." "We'll write to each other." "You have my address, don't you?" "Then everything's fine." "Off you go." "We'll all miss you, Teacher Dilek." " Good luck in Istanbul." " Give your mother my best." "Have a good holiday, Miss." "You're all sad." "Come here." "Selma, the sun's out, let's walk." "Lale!" "Don't splash me!" "Ready?" "Stop it!" "We win!" "What?" " My turn again!" " No way." "I want another go." "No way!" "You cheated." "No, we didn't." "It's not fair." " You cheated!" " No, we never!" "Give her another go." "Everyone gets just one go." "Take your turn!" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "I can't reach." "I was going to help you." "Look, they've grown all of a sudden!" "Show me your boobs." "What are you doing in my garden!" "Clear off!" "We've only taken a few apples." "Get out of my garden!" " OK, we're going." " Calm down." "Sonay, as you're the eldest," "I'll start with you." "Grandma!" "Sonay!" "Grandma, open the door!" "Grandma?" "Sonay, are you OK?" "Your turn now." "Selma!" "Open the door!" "Grandma, open up!" "Grandma, open the door!" " Get out!" " What's this all about?" " Ece, come here." " What did we do?" "It was just a few apples." "Everyone's talking about your obscene behaviour." "What?" "Rubbing up against boys' necks." "What?" "On the beach." "Rubbing your parts on boys' necks!" "We were on their shoulders, it was a game..." "There's no such game!" "Who told you this?" " Ece, come here." " Who told you?" "Come here!" "Mrs Petek called me to tell me what you were up to." "How could she?" "My granddaughters, pleasuring themselves on boys' necks!" "What?" "You're depraved!" "Come here!" "Get out!" "I can't watch you all day long." "You're disgusting!" "Get back!" "Grandma, stop it!" "Nur, what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "These chairs touched our arseholes!" "That's disgusting!" "Have you gone mad?" "Come here!" "Come back!" "Mrs Petek!" "Girls!" "Mrs Petek's at the market." "Lale!" "Mrs Petek!" "Do your shit-coloured clothes make you everyone's moral judge?" "What are you doing?" "I did it for your own good." "No." "Yes." "I'm sorry, Mrs Petek." "Please forgive them." "Straight home!" "Now!" "What am I going to do with you?" "That's enough, Mum." "Enough!" "You've been saying that for years." ""Give them their freedom, they're just children."" " It's true." " What's true?" "Their parents have been dead a decade now." " Be more understanding..." " About what?" "They've grown up." "Can't you see?" "You know what people are saying?" "Don't listen to gossip." "Do you know what they do?" "You think you're helping them?" "How can you talk like this to your own mother?" "I'll show them!" "Where are they?" "Watch your language." "Lale, Nur, out!" "Out!" "Calm down." "Which one is it?" " Calm down." " Or is it all of you?" " Which one?" " Calm down." "Which one acts like a whore?" "Or is it all of you?" "Teasing the boys, eh?" "Is it you?" "Mum!" " They've done nothing wrong!" " How do you know?" " I know." " How can you be so sure?" "They're my granddaughters." "If they're sullied, it's your fault." "I'll prove it to you." "Calm down." "They've always done just what they want." " How can you fix that?" " Do you think it's easy?" "I lost my sons." "I understand." "But it was a long time ago now." "Pull yourself together." "I've raised them by myself for years." "I understand." "But Erol is right." "He has every reason to be angry." "It's come to this because you didn't do your job right." "What are you looking at?" "Spit out that gum!" "Ece, Sonay, Selma, come with me." "Selma." " What did they do?" " A virginity report." "What's that?" " Did you strip naked for the doctor?" " Yes." "He said I had nothing he hadn't seen before." "It's true." "We're all made the same." "No." "You've got one boob bigger than the other!" "We didn't need to go to the doctor's." "We told you." "If there was the slightest doubt, you'd never be able to get married." "After that, the doors to the house were always locked." "Anything likely to pervert us was banned." "What?" "Which road?" "All right." "The bastards!" "Mum, will you take these girls in hand, or do I have to?" "Sonay, you're mine" "Welcome!" " Jump..." " I'm going to fall!" "You won't fall." "She's falling." "My baby's born!" "Move your feet!" "Your order is here." "Your toe dessert from foot world!" " I didn't order anything." " It's your order!" "There's been a mistake." "A mistake?" "Put a vine leaf on your plate..." "The house became a wife factory, that we never came out of." "Watch..." "If you overstuff them, they go soft, which isn't good." "No one likes a soft dolma." "Don't burst the peppers." "It has to be nice and round." "Watch carefully." "Yes, you're doing it well." "That's very good." "There's nothing you can't do." "Keep turning it." "You watched me do it, right?" "There, that'll be perfectly round." "Well done." "Shall we show the others?" "Straight towards you." "You'll all learn how to do this." "Careful with the knife." "Ece, it's your turn." "Well done, girls." "Spread it out evenly." "Come here." "Now it was our turn to wear shapeless, shit-coloured dresses." "A few basic principles about soup." "Made from a proper broth, it has more taste." "You can also improve the flavour and nutritional value with certain preparations." "In front of my house!" "I'll kill him!" ""Sonay, you're mine"?" "Lale!" "That's enough!" "Get out!" "What are you doing here?" "Once the milk takes on this consistency, add the sugar and the gum." "A measure of salep..." "Pour it into these moulds, put it in the fridge, and once it's cooled you'll have chewing-gum!" "I'm going to faint!" "Help, I'm stuck!" "Hang on..." "Watch it!" "How are we going to get the dress back?" "Did it fly out?" "What's that?" "Chewing-gum." "Really?" "Where did you get it?" " We made it." " How?" "The best chewing-gum ever!" "It's a bit sticky." "You know what?" "We can improve these dresses." "That's better." " Nice." " Tear it a bit more." "All the way up." "Wear it like that." " Strike a pose!" " Like this?" "Ouch, my ear!" "Where did you go?" "The beach." "What were you doing at the beach?" "Mind your own business." "Go and put some clothes on!" "It's only us here." "What if your uncles saw you?" "They're out." "Let me breathe!" "Come here!" "I'll kill you!" "You think it's funny?" "Nick my stuff again, I'll rip your head off!" "Take it off!" "He lost the third trial and he wants to appeal again." "What do you want?" "To ask you a favour, Uncle." "Yes?" "It's the Super League quarter finals on Friday." "So?" "Can I come to the match with you?" "Do the others want to come too?" "They don't like football." "You can't be among all those men." "I asked Grandma." "She didn't say no." " What did she say?" " That it's up to you." "That it's up to me?" "She knows I've followed all the matches, that I know all the teams and the players." "It'll be my last season." "What does she say about the men who invaded the pitch on Saturday?" "And all the fighting?" "It's out of the question." "Shame on him." "Shame on him!" "Is that how a man behaves?" "Don't get all worked up." "Think of your blood pressure." "Drink some water." "Did you know about his wickedness?" "Suzanne, answer me." "Did you know what your son was doing?" "No." "Goal!" "Following the pitch invasion which caused the match to be suspended, the Turkish Football Federation has announced that Trabzonspor's match on Friday will be off-limits to men." "Trabzonspor will be the next team to play to a solely female crowd." "Women only for the home match against Galatasaray." "Women know how to support their team and make plenty of noise..." "We have to go to that match!" "In your dreams!" "The most devoted supporters are already queuing for their tickets." "I was here at dawn." " You waited for 4 hours?" " Yes." "I'm grateful to the men!" "What's going on?" "Coming to the match?" " Are you going?" " All the girls in the village are." "They've organised a bus to take us." "Where does it go from?" "In front of the café, at 4." "We'll say we're sick." "They'll think we're in bed." "I'm in!" "When did you start liking football?" "I don't care about the match, I want to get the hell out." "We can make heads to put under the covers." "It hasn't even got any hair!" "Quiet!" "We can't go that way in broad daylight." "And it's a long way down." "You're mad!" "They'll skin us alive." "At least something will happen." " I'm stuck!" " What do you mean, stuck?" " It hurts!" " Push yourself." " I can't!" " Why can't you?" " Get out!" " I can't!" "Get out!" "Lale's got no boobs so she can get through." "It's not your boobs, it's your fat bum jammed in there!" "Be quiet!" "Up here." "Give us a hand." " Hurry up!" " I've got you." "Can you give me a hand?" "Go on, Ece." " Nur won't get up with her fat bum!" " Shut up, shorty!" "Pancake chest!" "Don't push!" "Come on, Selma, hurry up!" "Wait for us!" "Stop!" "It's all your fault!" "If you hadn't been scared of a fly..." "It was a great big wasp!" "You can't even walk properly!" "Stop it, Lale!" "She fell." "What are you doing in the middle of the road?" "We missed the bus for the match in Trabzon." "Help us catch it up." "Are you mad?" "No!" " Take us!" " No way!" " Please!" " No." "Stop!" "Thank you so much." "Erol, the cable's too short." "Are we going to miss the match because of a cable?" "What's the matter?" "What the hell?" "There's light at Durmus Emmi's." "We'll drink here after." "I only found out later what Aunt Emine did for us." "Quiet!" "The fallout from our escape wasn't what we expected." "Stand up straight." "Put your sleeves down." "Show your face." "That's good." "Your hair needs fixing." "Done it?" "Ready?" "We're going out for lemonade." "Don't drag your feet." "We'll sit here." "Come here a second." "Wait..." "Walk over to the fountain and back again." "What for?" "Just go and walk while I order the lemonade." "She wants us to drink here?" "It's a foot fountain!" "Grandma started by showing us off." "A few days later some workers came." "Press down hard on the rug." "Lale, do you hear me?" "Couldn't you have talked to me about it first?" "You're not always here." "I called the workers." "They're raising the walls a bit." "Now the house really did look like a prison." "Get this ball out of here!" "Play somewhere else!" "Grandma, we've got visitors." "Visitors?" "Do your hair." "And go get dressed." "Sonay?" "Selma?" "Look how you're dressed!" "Put some clothes on!" "Bare feet too!" "Hurry, Lale, you come and get dressed too." "Quick, quick, quick!" "It's so hard to raise children nowadays." "That's true." "Here she is." "God bless her, she's beautiful!" "She's one of a kind!" "Sonay, will you serve the tea?" "Grandma, I want a word." "Excuse me, please." "I love Ekin." "If you try to marry me off to anyone else, I'll scream." "What?" "All right!" "All right, all right." "But if you want to see him again, he'll have to ask for your hand." "Finally Selma will serve the tea." "A beautiful girl too." "You like her?" "Yes, God bless her." "She's one of a kind too." "Go on, serve the tea." "Osman, the lady's son, has just done his military service." "I'd love all my granddaughters to be married while I'm still alive." "What is the young man doing now?" "Welcome, Osman." "Thank you." "Come and sit here." "Do you know each other?" "By sight." "How are you?" "Good, thanks." "And you?" "Very well, thank you." "Do you like her, Osman?" "They're still so young and shy." "But they'll grow fond of one another." "With time, God willing." "Shall we ask the men to join us?" "To settle the matter." "Right now?" "Why not?" "The children seem to like each other." "Welcome." "Good evening." "Go and fetch some more chairs." "I understand the children have taken a liking to each other." "The women are agreed." "I ask, with God's blessing and the word of the Prophet, for your daughter's hand for our son." "Very well." "It's agreed." "It's agreed." "Osman, your ring." "Congratulations!" "At least that was settled." "And while we were at it..." "We could watch some matches together." "Who do you support?" "The national team!" "Do you drink alcohol?" "No." "I ask, with God's blessing and the word of the Prophet, for the hand of your daughter for our son, with your full consent." "If God wills it, we have nothing to say." "Two down." "Lale, I have to take your measurements too." " Grandma..." " Yes, my child?" "Where do I put these?" "In Sonay's chest." "Those are Selma's." "We'll keep these for Ece's wedding." " Ece's wedding?" " Of course." "All About Sex" "Do I really have to sleep with Osman?" "Straight away?" "Why are you so worried?" "You're not a virgin?" "Of course I am!" "You can tell me." "No, honestly." "Listen..." "Me and Ekin make love but I'm still a virgin." "How?" "We do it the back way." "The back way?" "So I stay a virgin and no chance I'll get pregnant." "If my mother had a boat, she'd sail it to me" "If my father had a horse, he'd ride it to me" "If my brothers and sisters knew where I am" "They'd come looking for me..." "They're coming!" "Come on, girls!" "They're here!" "Get ready." "Where are the veils?" "Sonay!" " Where are you?" " I'm here." "Put your veil on, they're here." "Where's the veil?" "Hurry up!" "Hanife!" "Put her veil on, quick!" "Erol?" "Are you coming?" " Welcome." " Wait a minute!" "Wait." "At a wedding, the girl's family plays hard to get." "Sit on those chests, girls." "Don't give yourselves up too easily." "Now we're playing hard to get?" "My love!" "What's the matter?" "If you don't want to marry Osman, run away." "How?" "Just get in a car and go." "Where?" "To Istanbul, like everyone." "It's 1000 km away." "And I can't drive." "Goodbye." "Stop it, you'll make me cry." "It was the last time we were all together." " Did it hurt?" " Yes." " What was it like?" " Bumpy." "Aunt Emine said it'd be hard at first, but that I'd get used to it." "Did you bleed a lot?" "Not at all." "Osman, my son, we're waiting." "Osman, are you going to show us the sheet?" "Coming!" "I swear I'm a virgin." " So where's the blood?" " I don't know." "Show us the sheet." "Just a minute!" "What do I tell them?" "Where is it?" "Good evening." "We just married our son and the girl didn't bleed." "Your husband doesn't seem very romantic." "I don't know him that well." "You weren't a virgin, then?" "That'll stay between us." "I slept with the entire world." "Are you sure?" " About what?" " Sleeping with the entire world." "I must have slept with someone and forgotten." " Your hymen's right here." " How?" "It happens." "It's just the way you're made." "It'll break sometime." "With your husband, or giving birth." "But I can see it there." "It wouldn't have resisted "the entire world"!" "Why do you say things like that?" "I don't know." "It's late." "I'm tired." "When I say I'm a virgin, no one believes me." "Why won't you all leave me alone?" "What's going on?" "They've come to ask for Ece's hand." "Tell them, "You want coffee?" "Get it yourself!"" "Then slam the door and go." "Open this." "Did they bring it?" "Lale, what are you doing?" "I'll slap you!" "Get out!" "Don't walk on the biscuits!" "Put that salt down!" "Be quiet!" "Don't push me." "Ece is one of a kind." "She's so helpful." "Thank you." "Elegant..." "When it was Ece's turn, at first she went along with it." "Then she started behaving dangerously." "Another match?" "Where are you going?" "I'm leaving." "Going where?" "Istanbul." "On foot?" "Get in, I'll take you home." "No way." "You're right." "It'll only take you about nine or ten days." "And you're in luck." "Muddy slippers are all the rage in Istanbul." "Open up!" "Maybe it was the fresh air, but it felt like returning to the nut-house." "I used to kiss the soles of my mum's feet." "She made a fuss about it." "I said, "Mum, don't pull your feet away." ""That's the fragrance of paradise."" "Sometimes she cried." "That's how mothers are." "Coming for a swim?" "Easy!" "You'll end up a fat cow at your wedding!" "Some will understand, others won't." "Feminists won't." "They refuse motherhood." "One, two, three!" "I'm going to dive under the water." "Don't spit at me!" "I'm down really deep." "Lale, where are you?" "I'm coming to find you." "Look, I found a seashell." "Listen." "Not in front of my door!" "You've put bars everywhere." "Aren't you coming back to school?" "I'm going to the bank." "Stay here." "What's that?" " Shall I beat those boys up?" " No." "Hang them up by their feet?" "No, don't bother." "Where are you going?" "Across the street." "Güven Travel Istanbul, Ankara, Samsun" "Warn me when Erol comes back." "Why are you out of the car?" "Now we're here, can we have an ice-cream?" "We don't have time." "Later." "I leave you two minutes and everybody's out." "And why did you close the windows?" "Ece?" "I want you!" "Is that you, Ece?" "It's the guy who got in the car." "I've been talking to my mates about you all night." "Come into my arms, Ece!" "I want you!" "Idiot!" "Did he follow us?" "How does he know where we live?" "I told him." "Erol, do you hear that?" "There are people in the garden." "Go and see." "Are you mad?" "Get the hell out of here!" "Girls?" "Stop!" "Teach me how to drive a car." "I've tried loads of times." "I press down, the engine revs but it doesn't move." "Show me how to do it." "I could get in big trouble hanging about with you." "And me?" "You think I should be here with you?" "Turn the wheel..." "Nice and gently." "Come off the brake." "Well done." "Don't let the clutch out suddenly." "Do it gradually." "Accelerate a bit." "Not all at once!" "That's it." "What's this?" "The horn." "Watch it!" "Accelerate." "More!" "Very nice." "Huge progress with your shoes, at least." "Women must be chaste and pure, know their limits, and mustn't laugh openly in public, or be provocative with every move." "Women must guard their chastity!" "Where are the girls who blush when you look at them?" "What's this?" "A bunch of these!" "Can you read between the lines?" "What's going on?" "Leave the table." "Go away!" "All right." "Finish your meal." "Seref, get the girls away from here!" "Darling, we're going." "Selma, your husband's waiting too." "Lale..." "Thank you." "Don't you want to leave?" "Where to?" "We could go to Istanbul." "Istanbul..." "I want to get out of here." "If we get caught, they'll murder us." "We'll do it right." "No one will know we're gone until we're far away." "What have you done to your hair?" "It's hot." "Get up and take the girls out." "They're hot." "What were you doing?" "I asked you a question!" "Stop that!" "Stop it right now!" "Not sleeping?" "I was thirsty." "Not sleeping?" "Yes, I am." "It's nice to see you working hard like this." "You do it really well." "You're a woman now." "It'll soon be time for you to marry." " What?" " You're a young woman now." "I got married when I was your age." "There were special circumstances too." "Married?" "Me?" " Yes, you." " Marry who?" "There'll be plenty of suitors once you're ready." "I didn't know my husband at all." "But I grew to love him." "It'll be the same for you." "You'll fall in love." "You fall in love easily at your age." "You're joking, right?" "No." "Your son has a very good job." "Nur, sit next to Bülent." "Bülent will be in the army for a year and a half." "When you're married, you'll live with his parents." "They'll be like a mother and father to you." "She won't need that." "She can use this one." "All ready." "Welcome." "Welcome." "What are you doing?" "Open the door!" "We're playing hard to get!" "Girls!" " What are you doing?" " You want to marry him?" "No." "Then help me move this." "Open the door!" "Maybe they have a surprise for us." "They should have followed us out." "Where are you?" "Everything's fine, don't worry." "Let's make ourselves comfortable." "They'll join us later." "It's all the excitement." "It happens sometimes." "They'll be out soon, don't worry." "She's been so looking forward to it." "I'm not marrying that guy!" "What did you say?" "You didn't have to say it like that!" "Keep calm." "Come here." "Closer." "Let's have some music." "Do what I tell you." "Open the door now." "Pull yourself together." "All right, Mum." "Let's go and sit over there." "Let's sit down." "Open the door!" "Come here!" "Open the door!" "Open it!" "He's looking for a way in." "Nur, be reasonable." "Take this." "Leave me alone." "Come down." "I know it's a special day for you." "No way am I doing stuff like that with that guy!" "I've never been so humiliated." "The wedding's off!" "Now we agree!" "Be reasonable, Nur." "There's your dowry!" "I have loads of salesmen." "His name's Yasin, he has long hair." "I don't have any queer salesmen." "Nur, I can see you!" "I'll call the police, you bastard, and tell them everything!" "Yasin?" "Yes?" "It's Lale." "You have to come and help me." "We're locked in the house." "They want to kill us." "Yasin?" "I'll kill you!" "Shit!" "They've cut the phone line." "Do they have their guns?" "I've got Uncle Erol's car keys." "Show yourselves!" "Where are you?" "I'll get you!" " Leave them." " Let me go!" "They're getting away!" "Leave it to me!" "Erol, don't go." "Stay there!" "Hurry up!" "Quick!" "If he heard me, he'll come." "Hide!" "He's not going to come." "Wait!" "Stop him!" "That's him!" "Stop, Yasin!" "Big sister." "Do you know this address?" "Hello?" "I'm looking for my teacher, Miss Dilek." "Dilek!" "Lale?" "Sweetheart."

""My time will come"" ""I'll play as long as it's fun"" "Teemu wants to quit on top" "Teemu Selanne:" ""I take everything too lightly"" "He is a tremendous hockey player with a lot of class." "And he's only getting better." "We boo the other players who have come back - but Teemu... it will be one of the biggest cheers ever." "I guarantee it." "2012 June Helsinki-Vantaa Airport" "I'm not good at being alone." "I am happiest when I get to do things - and do them with others." "Therefore, it was obvious that whatever I do " "I do it with other people." "When you meet Teemu - there is immediately a positive aura - that is emotionally charged." "He symbolizes Anaheim." "When someone thinks of the Anaheim Ducks, they think of Teemu Selanne." "There's always a bunch of people around him." "There is always something happening." "Teemu's bad at making decisions." "It's frustrating." "Teemu want to arrive and he wants to win." "I think Teemu's intelligence as a hockey player is unsurpassed." "Teemu has always hated losing." "Every time we put on skates - we are taking a pretty big risk." "A hit or a skate blade against your neck - can end your life." "Hi, Bob." "It's Teemu." "How're you doing?" "I'm good." "Yeah, I have actually." "You can count me in." "I'm really excited about it." "I'm ready to come back for one more year." "An average NHL career is about four years." "These are the last moments I can still play there." "It would be sad to end the career just because there is a lockout." "It was the weekend before I would start serving in the army." "I was celebrating my last "free" weekend with my friends." "We slept at a friend's place." "For some reason I felt very nauseous in the morning." "My friend's mom woke us up and said," ""Teemu, you have been drafted to the NHL."" "I asked where." ""To Winnipeg."" ""First round." I turned - and went back to sleep." "When I woke up, I asked again which team it was." "Here in Finland many people told me " "That I won't succeed in the NHL." "I was hungry and wanted to show myself " "I can play there and play well." "It was easy to go there because they had other finns." "Teppo put me on cleaning duty." "Teppo had played there for four years." "It helped a lot." "Teemu trusted Teppo so much that in the morning - he never knew when training began." "He always phoned Teppo." "ThisisWinnipegJets' lasttraining- beforetheseason'sfirstgame tonight." "Winnipeg'sbiggestnewspaper celebratesthenewstar." ""Selanneisoneof thebestplayersintheworld " "AndmaybetheJets'most interesting playerinalongtime ."" "It was great pressure on me." "I had not played yet." "I knew how people found out What kind of the new guy is." "Location was the Cow Palace, San Jose." "We played power play - and I shot from my own position." "It went in under the glove." "It was like a snowball going downhill." "My confidence grew." "He's such a phenomenal talent." "I just couldn't take my eyes off him, when I watched Winnibeg play." "I scored and I knew I'd get another one." "I was so hungry." "Three years from now will Winnipeg be able to afford Teemu Selanne?" "If the Jets are in the NHL they'll have to." "Don treated me like a son." "He was much more than an agent." "We trained in the morning." "I was in charge of the training sessions." "I was on the ice when the team came out." "The door was open." "I wondered what was going on." "Teemu's not there." "He was a rookie, our youngest players." "Everyone else was ready for training." "Suddenly he came on the ice." "He had a plastic bucket on his head." "On the bucket there was the word "Domi."" "Domi came from New York Rangers." "Tie Domi got angry and went after Teemu." "They skated around the rink - but obviously he can't catch Teemu." "Everyone laughed." "And I would train them..." "Domi was an enforcer and a good friend of mine." "Phil Housley had an important role when Teemu broke the rookie record." "We had a unique chemistry when we were out there." "Being able to read each other, find each other, and we just knew where we were gonna be." "Selannetakingapassfrom Phil Housley." "I think he got 20 breakaways during the season." "Even though the teams knew we were gonna do that play, we still executed it." "I went home after training in the afternoon." "Head coach, John Paddock, called me." "He was sick and could not come to the game." "I was the head coach." "It was the first game he had a chance of - beating a legendary record." "It was my first game as head coach." "The game was suspended for half an hour." "People made speeches." "Teemu got a car." "The car came in with Paavo behind the wheel." "Teemu went forward." "The audience stood up and applauded." "It is indescribable." "People didn't realise then - that Teemu's record will probably never be broken." "We were on a boat trip from Helsinki to Rauma." "In Turku my wife began feeling it was time." "We went to the University Hospital for a radiograph." "We were told that we would have twins." "Teemu was born 20 minutes before me." "It was crowded, so I kicked him out." "Paavo is conscientious, warm-hearted and diligent." "A proper old-fashioned boy." "Teemu, on the other hand, was very purposeful." "He is also warm-hearted and helpful." "He is wise and very social." "The boys started skating in Lauttasaari - when they were four." "We bought skates and they got to skate in the park." "The stick was like a third leg." "It made it easier to stand up." "I remember when we moved to Nöykkiö." "Suddenly we had a villa." "We had a large garden." "We had no close neighbors, which was fun." "We often had a dozen kids who played and did everything possible - in our garden." "Sometimes our kids were not even there." "We also made films." "Tidy up that old hag." " Okay, sure." "The sports park in upper Kivenlahti" "The boys came always here during the winter." "The boys didn't have time for mischief because they were always here." "Our parents were strict." "Strong-willed children need strong-willed parents." "Discipline was needed, especially with twins." "We did get to practice with Panu first." "With three guys you have to be determined." "The boys always carried their own equipment - and took care of it." "If they didn't hang up the equipment to dry - they had to play in damp gear." "Teemu has probably never complained about the discipline." "He appreciates it now." "In Nöykkiö we weren't allowed to shower " "If we hadn't run or trained." "We had bedtime at nine until we were fifteen." "Dad thought that young people need rest." "I also believe - that rest is important for development." "We leave in half an hour." "Take a shower, I'll make breakfast." "Paavo's role was trying to keep up with Teemu - and ensure that he doesn't do anything stupid." "Teemu didn't like it because Paavo was more sensible." "He wouldn't do some things Teemu would." "The rules in the rink - were almost the only rules he respected." "Paavo always saved and hid his weekly allowance." "Panu and I wasted ours and looked for Paavo's stash." "If we found his money, we splurged it, too." "But when we got caught " "Paavo got our allowances next week." "Change the vests." "You must wear your own." " Okay." "Panus buddies started drinking." "Then they started using drugs - and hard drugs." "In the end, they got involved in crime." "My name is Panu Selanne, Teemus and Paavo's big brother." "I am four years older." "I have no title at the moment." "Panu has been our family's black sheep." "I was a good bad example." "Selannestreakingdownthe rightside - andSelannescores!" "I had never seen another player with such passion to score." "It was our last game of the season." "I had scored 1 goal more than Alexander Mogilnyj - before the last games." "We competed for the NHL goal scoring title." "Buffalo's game at the East Coast was over before ours began." "He scored twice." "He ​​had 76 goals against my 75." "I had a chance." "I scored a goal in the second period." "We had a 5-on-3 powerplay at the end of the game." "The guys tried their best to help me score - but I couldn't." "Later Mogilnyj and I became friends - so it was fun to share the honor." "And The Calder Award goes to Teemu Selanne." "I appreciate recieving this award." "Especially when this year we had so many good rookies." "I don't want to forget to say thanks to many people in Finland - who have helped me so much in making this night possible." "Thank you." "When you come to a new team and a new city - teammates usually help you to find a place to live, a car and so on." "Sirpa and I looked at many houses." "When I saw this house, I said "Wow!"" "We were here for over two hours." "I looked around, thinking." "On the way home I said to Sirpa - that we can't go back to our old house." "We must do it." "We'll buy it." "So we bought it and now we have lived here for over 12 years." "This is an incredible place." "We love it." "My life is perfect now with the NHL lockout." "He helps me at home and takes the boys to training." "I cook!" "There are seven people here all the time." "There are six in the family - and now we have Tatu, 17, living here." "He is my nephew." "Turn there." "Eemil scored a goal and Tatu scored twice." "The boys take hockey seriously." "I don't have time for any own hobbies - when I have two sons at different ages." "He looked like a small crow during the first practice." "His hair stood up..." "he was so excited." "He wore swetpants and sneakers." "Not fishing clothes, but almost." "We bought a trailer for the family." "We drove around Finland to the children's tournaments." "I also kept on with athletics." "I played football, hockey and bandy." "and I also trained skating." "I was quite small, even when I was 13-14." "My football and hockey coaches said that athletics might suit me better." "I was fast, but still persistent." "I competed in 60 and 100 but even 1,000 meters." "TeemuSelänne'sfreekick." "Averyhardshot." "At 15 years old Teemu trained with the national junior team in football." "Then he had to choose between football and hockey." "Hitherto Teemu played in Espoon Jääklubi - which was a successful team in boys born in 1970." "They were unofficial Finnish champion." "They had so many boys they had two teams:" "A1 and A2." "Paavo was the goalie of A2 and Teemu stayed in A1." "Jorma lkonen, Teemus coach at the time - did a fine job and taught him the basics." "He taught Teemu to skate." "It was clearly that the family went for the one - which had better resources." "My twin brother Paavo didn't have the same motivation - getting up to the highest level." "One must have a great desire - and fight his way up with his elbows if necessary." "I was a bit annoyed when dad didn't drive me to training " "As often as he drove Teemu." "I felt sorry for Paavo who dragged his big bag along - already as a little boy." "Paavo's also really funny." "Teemu and Paavo often joke - and sometimes become a bit angry with each other." "I think Paavo is a little smarter than Teemu." "But don't tell Teemu that I said this." "Paavo has supported Teemu in an admirable way - throughout Teemu's career." "He has been a big part of Teemu's life." "He ​​has encouraged and defended him." "One more game." "I transferred from Espoon Jääklubi to Jokerit when I turned fifteen." "At the same time Jokerit got a new coach, Leo Äikäs." "Teemu was not a child star at the time." "He trained passionately." "I think his father was part of Teemus exercising - in a way I did not know." "I was a little scared and thought - that the father might be demanding too much of him." "I retired from the coaching when Teemu got a professional trainer." "I was not bitter or sad - but I missed it." "Leo became like a second father." "Teemu's appetite was incredible." "I have never seen anything like it." "One time we ate steak." "Teemu ate his in a flash." "He asked if I was still hungry - and if there were any leftovers." "I gave him my own steak." "He often takes food from others' plates." "Everything went fine." "Anything could happen." "When we trained hard, Teemu's knee problems began." "There were growing pains." "It was like a bullet in the knee." "He would have had to play, but he could not." "He ​​crawled back to the bench from the ice." "We tried to get on alternative exercises." "We knew he must train." "Some painkillers probably would have helped - but we did not use any." "Daddy massaged Teemus knees so he could sleep." "And he liked it - because he always asked me to massage the knees." "I had a lot of pain for about a year." "If everyone would have liked winning as much as Leo " "We would have been invincible." "As a coach, I aim to win - and also to maintain the team's wellbeing - and let the players develop as individuals." "I demand punctuality and good manners." "We also talked about the school." "Everything can not be about hockey." "Parental demands for Teemu's schoolwork was not as severe." "It was an unspoken deal that he can invest in sports." "The message I got from home was clear:" ""Do things you enjoy."" "When we saw that Teemu was talented and loved to play " ", it was clear that he can study later in life if he wants to." "He didn't do much homework in high school." "He copied mostly from me." "Or I did his homework." "It was a good idea until there was a test." "When I barely passed our parents told - that it didn't look particularly good." "I had to brush up on my school work a little." "Then I got mediocre grades." "It didn't require much." "After the elementary school, I thought about what I wanted to do." "I went into commercial school." "I trained in the morning - and went to school and ate lunch." "Sometimes I ate twice." "During the second year I didn't even have my books with me." "I never graduated." "I knew I didn't need it." "I asked people if there was any kindergarten - that needed help." "In the beginning he got paid, but when the contract ran out - he worked in exchange for food." "It was a fun job." "I got to play and clown with six-year-old pre-school children." "The working hours were perfect, nine to one." "I got to think of something other than hockey for a while." "And it forced me to get out of bed." "One day I noticed that he was unusually quiet." "I sensed that something had happened." "I remember it was a sunny spring day." "Or maybe it was summer." "Our parents asked us to get to the kitchen." "They told us what would happen." "We thought they were so independent - that we could get divorced." "They waited until you were 15 before they divorced." "The children took it sensibly." "I rebelled a little." "The divorce was a surprise." "At least for Teemu and me." "Was it?" " It was a shock." "At least for me." "We had never seen them argue." "They kept it all hidden - to create a healthy home." "I wondered why we didn't travel together." "We were later told who they traveled with." "It was hard to accept that dad had a new woman in his life." "We probably didn't treat Kirsi as well as she'd deserve." "Teemu did not accept that a new woman took his mother's place." "He became engaged at age 16." "Teemu searched security and stability in our relationship." "Anu was a good athlete." "She was a finswimmer." "Teemu has always been charismatic and charming." "It was a surprise when Teemu, normally smart - came and asked for money." "300 Marks." "It was a large sum." "I asked why." "He said he would tell me later." "We got engaged quickly and merrily." "I was told that he needed money for a ring." "Teenage Love is tough." "Anu was an exchange student in Seattle for a year." "I even sold my motorbike - so that I could fly there and see Anu." "After that Teemu became better known - and people were more interested - than when I got him for myself." "I had no time for a girlfriend anymore." "Not a steady one anyway." "We rode motorcycles together." "We went around Finland every summer." "We turned many cities upside down." "It's fun to look back to the time when I played in Jokerit." "There was a great atmosphere around the whole team." "I became his secretary when he started in Jokerit." "Sometimes, I received mail from girls who sent nude pictures." "It felt incredible." "I opened and read all the letters." "If there were issues, I asked Teemu's opinion." "He became a star that year." "He was the best player in Finland - when Jokerit won the Finnish championship." "We created his stardom systematically." "It was not hard." "He ​​is a natural star." "Heshoots!" "Hescores!" "He became the "milk boy" then." "The advertisements were made in the USA." "It was really good advertising." "Teemu also has narcissistic traits." "He wants to be the best - and maybe not the hottest, but whatever." "He doesn't drink only milk." "ProductoftheMonth isTeemuSelanne..." "No other athlete has been featured in more - nonsense articles than Teemu." "Teemu sells papers." "Hello!" "Media has always treated him with kid gloves." "It's because Teemu can charm people." "Media has always treated me well." "I have also tried to live in a way - that does not cause any major scandals." "Once I'd buy candy or something with the kids - when I saw the headline." "I turned the children's heads and suggested another store." "People like to talk about negative things." "One hears rumors about Teemu or even me." "People often point out that hockey players, - athletes and stars often have women around him." "One must remember - what acting stupidly can cost." "We both are pretty jealous." "Many people find it hard to believe Teemu is also is jealous." "No one can come between two people if there is no room." "1993 SUMMER I FINLAND" "AFTER THE FIRST NHL SEASON" "When I came back to Finland there was much hubbub." "I had to learn to deal with it." "People I know asked me to come to Corporate events." "I had a lot of sponsor stuff I had promised to do." "Sometimes I came home at ten o'clock in the evening." "I called Sirpa and told her to take my running shoes - and come to the Kirkkonummi intersection - so that I could train even a little." "I recall the journey back to North America." "I sat on the plane - and thought:" ""Thank God, now I can rest."" "And I can assure you of that the NHL is not a resting place." "I learned a lesson and grew as a person." "Sometimes you have to be selfish." "Our mothers met before we were born." "I was head in a retirement home in Ruskeasuo." "Sirpa's parents lived there." "When my oldest son, Panu, was born " "I went there on prenatal counseling." "Sirpa's mom was there with Sirpa's sister, Jaana." "My mother became pregnant with me - and after a year Liisa became pregnant with Teemu and Paavo." "Liisa borrowed the maternity dress of my mother." "Our mothers had the same maternity dress when we were on our way." "We moved to Lauttasaari, but we kept in touch." "Our kids played together and such." "Then we didn't see very often." "Our families had other things." "When Paavo graduated from high school " "Sirpa and her parents came to the party." "I think it was actually the next day after the graduation party." "I got home from training." "He had worn out Adidas sweatpants." "He pulled down his pants and showed us his underpants." "We thought he was pretty bold." "I thought immediately that she was very pretty." "We talked all evening." "When Sirpa and her parents left " "I thought there was something special about her." "I was a bit shy and wondered if I could call her." "Teemu asked me to call Sirpa's mother " "And ask if Sirpa had a boyfriend." "I called and asked - if she wanted to come to a Pink Floyd concert with me." "The mothers were very happy because the families knew each other." "They thought it was nice that the children were together." "Teemu was a very popular young man." "He had lots of girl fans." "We wondered if we could walk hand in hand - or if fans would disagree." "I was conscious about it in some interviews." "I wanted the girls to know that Teemu had a girlfriend." "I got married first of my buddies." "We had decided that whenever there's a stag party - we design a tattoo for the groom." "I was blindfolded." "I didn't know where we were going." "I thought we were at the strip club." "I was hoping that, anyway." "Then I heard the sound of a tattoo machine." ""Holy shit!"" "The guys had drawn a picture - of Finnish flag with a lightning bolt through." "When the tattoo artist recognized it was me in the chair - he became so confused that the flag's colors were reversed." "It looks like a "Swedish Flash."" "When I played in Colorado with Peter Forsberg - he said: "I knew it."" ""Deep inside, you always have wanted to be Swedish."" "Teemu had a friend he had known for a long time." "That friend leaked photos from Teemu's wedding - to the magazine "7 päivää."" "The friendship ended right there." "Itwasan easychoice Iboughtsaltylicoricecandy" "Iboughteverysaltylicoricecandy inthewholestore" "ThenI wasbannedfromthe storefortherestofmy life" "There was much talk that you would play in SM-liiga." "But you stayed in Jokerit and Division One." "Why this decision?" "I thought the league is too tough right now - since I willl start doing military service in June - at the Defence Forces Sports School." "Jokerit played in division one and the team was almost bankrupt." "HIFK also wanted us." "But Jokerit had a coach named Leo Äikäs." "I don't know what he was doing, perhaps it had something to do with money " "But he got Teemu to stay in Jokerit." "We were four 18 year-old players - who decided to stay another year." "Keijo Säilynoja, Waltteri lmmonen and Mika Strömberg." "I should have known that now I have to do a good bid." "But I did not." "A big mistake." "It was a tough year." "I played about 120 matches." "I played for Jokerit and also their junior team, the national junior team - and the army team." "The fifth games in Division One's promotion series were played today." "Jokeritled3to1 afterthefirstperiod." "Matchresultwas5to 2 ." "It was 19." "October 1989." "It felt as if my whole life had just stopped." "Jokerit against JYP in overtime." "I remember the time." "It was 60:56." "A guy tried to hit me and I tried to get away." "My foot got stuck between his legs and he fell." "You could see from the leg that this was something serious." "We thought his career was over." "I tried to get up - but I realized that my foot was hanging like this." "Both bones had been broken." "It was only tendons and skin that held it together." "I cried and so did Teemu." "I woke up many times during the night - and wished that it was a nightmare." "I missed a whole year." "I had a long plaster for three months." "I remember when plaster was removed." "I didn't know if I should laugh or cry." "The leg was just skin and bones." "I thought that everything is over." "I trained one month just to learn to walk again." "Afterwards I told that he needed it." "It was a good thing." "I no longer took for granted that I was healthy - and that my body worked." "Ever since I was little - we've said evening prayers before bedtime." "I believe in God and a higher power." "Teemu took to prayer." "When he said his prayers - he mentioned all the friends that God should protect." "It was not enough that he prayed for his cousins." "I remember what he said " ""Dear God, let Leonid Brezhnev and Jimmy Carter - become really good friends."" "15000 euro for both organizations." "I want to thank you all." "Our family will come to Finland in mid-June." "I have three things I must do:" "Children's Hospitals' golf tournament - my Finnish Flash Golf Tournament and a hockey camp in Vuokatti." "Markus Ketterer, Waltteri lmmonen, Keijo Säilynoja and I - started a hockey camp - so we wouldn't need to go to other people's camps." "We decided to make it a charity thing." "This year is our 18th anniversary." "Our reward is that we see young people having fun." "Hello?" "Our reward is when we hear the nurses tell - how patients cope many days without painkillers." "The boys get so excited." "At home I hug my kids a little extra." "I have been very lucky." "Thesepassesaredangerous." "TeemuSelanneon abreakaway." "Aperfectending." "I remember when I had the broken leg...." "I flew in America to see three playoff games." "I remember how I watched those guys." "The hatred between the teams was totally sick." "The teams played ugly and hard." "I remember when I got home." "I felt a surge of motivation." "I didn't know if I could play in the NHL - but I decided to work hard." "I also practiced boxing." "Jokerit was near bankruptcy." "A friend and I bought the team." "Hjallis and I got Teemu to stay in Finland for another year." "Teemu was riding in my car once." "I thought:" ""Damn, I'm not letting him out - until we have a contract."" "Jokeritplayersthrow theirsticksandglovesup." "We were far superior." "JokeritareFinnishchampions ofthe1991-92season." "Jokerit's last championship was in 1973." "What did you do then?" " Shoveled shit in a sandbox." "But you won't in any case play in Finland next season." "Probably not." "It was as inserting money in the bank " "When he played in Jokerit for another year." "When I think of my time with Jokerit - it makes me warm inside." "Deep inside he is a Jokeri." "If you ask me, , he has always been - one of the most important figures in Jokerit." "In the NHL there is a rule that if you don't have a contract - within three years after being drafted - you'll become a free agent." "It happened to me." "Don and I flew to San Jose." "The team was very interested." "While we were there we got a phone call from the Calgary Flames." "We decided to fly to Calgary." "In the end, we signed a contract with Calgary." "Winnipeg matched their offer, so I started my career there." "He has been a good investment " "Both on and off the ice." "We are like racehorses." "As long as we run good - they take care of us." "When we can't manage to run anymore - they make sausages out of us." "People thought it was a shame when the team left town." "There is nothing more than hockey in Winnipeg." "Three of us had the same salary:" "Alexei Zjamnov, Keith Tkachuk and me." "The team had to sell one of us." "The PR manager gave me a phone - and said that the owner wanted to talk to me." "The owner called me and said, - there's lots of rumors but that I definitely was not for sale." "10 days later we trained in our home rink - when I was asked to leave to answer a phone call." "The General manager said that he had had a tough day - and that he had sold me." "After a minute's silence I asked where I'm going." ""To Anaheim."" "Again there was a moment of silence and after that I said "Thank you."" "Sirpa was nearly nine months pregnant." "A few weeks earlier Sirpa had asked me - if I would take her to Disneyland." "I promised I would do it one day." "Then I drove home." "Sirpa immediately noticed that something was wrong." "She asked what had happened." "I said that now she can go to Disneyland every day - if she so desires." "I said we have been sold to Anaheim." "I went there the very next day." "I had conflicting emotions." "I knew it would be fun to play in Anaheim." "I knew I would get to play with Paul Kariya." "I remember the first morning in Anaheim after I was sold." "It was probably 26 degrees Celsius." "I walked out from the hotel to get breakfast." "It was truly a paradise." "Two weeks later, I flew back to Winnipeg for Eemil's birth." "We had decided to trigger the birth." "Everything was arranged around my schedule." "It was a bit funny but I wanted to be there." "I was quite nervous." "Three o'clock Teemu phoned and said they had a boy." "I remember the incredible feeling - when I got to hold my own child." "I took out my buddies to celebrate the birth." "We were out a little later than we had planned." "I flew to Anaheim in the morning." "In the evening I had a game." "I was completely exhausted." "After warming up I wanted almost skip the match." "But I had skipped a match already, so I did not complain." "I started playing " "I do not know where the energy came from - but I had a great night." "After the game, I wasn't even tired." "I even had a hat trick." "How ya doin'?" " Good!" "Paul Kariya and I became good friends." "I had met him at the all-star game - two weeks before I was sold." "He joked that I should play in Anaheim." "Everything Teemu did, shooting, passing - he did it at top speed." "I also liked to do everything at top speed." "If I had good chemistry with a player before - maybe he was intelligent and a good passer, but he couldn't do it at top speed - or maybe he was just a good goal scorer." "Teemu did everything at top speed and at the highest level." "We just knew where each other was on the ice." "Paul needed somebody like Teemu to bring him out of his shell." "He was very quiet." "He ​​needed somebody upbeat and positive and... noisy." "I got half of my pay for my playing and the rest because I taught Paul to be a human." "When we got to a hotel - he ran to the hotel to avoid signing autographs." "I learned from Paul his dedication to hockey - and to everything he did." "I have never seen anything like it." "Who's gonna pay the whole bill?" "I took all the cards and I held Paul's card like this." "I squeezed it so hard he couldn't get it." "And Paul wondered: "how I always lose the big ones?"" "You never told me that." "2012-2013 SEASON" "I have often laughed with the other women - that the NHL is like a kindergarten." "These adult males can't say no to anything." "Pretty demanding of your schedule and your energy to go out there every game and trying to perform your best." "You can't find the same things anywhere else as from your team - and life in the NHL." "Sometimes it's a roller-coaster." "One's emotions go up and down." "It is a love-hate relationship." "It's easy to live according to certain procedures." "You don't have to think on something else." "Off the ice he offers leadership." "He's a leader by nature." "Then he brings an upbeat uproach." "He is a positive guy." "Doesn't matter if you won 5 to 1 lost 8 to 1." "He's happy and excited to be a hockey player." "He brings positive energy to the team." "It's almost impossible to replace that." "Five games, seven days." "I get to play enough." "We have two kinds of days:" "game day and between days." "They are quite alike." "A game day morning workout is optional." "I often come to the arena not knowing whether I will practice." "A couple of meetings - and then I go home, eat and take a nap." "Sirpa has made pasta on game days for 20 years." "Always quite the same." "It has always been..." " Good?" " Yes." "He has a professional attitude - towards training and preparation." "I followed him as a young boy and tried to learn from him." "There is pressure to win and a fear of losing." "I'm aware of it but I do not think about it much." "A typical thing for top athletes is their tolerance for stress." "Some don't even know what stress is." "They are very laid back." "The guy is always smiling, but he still is a warrior." "Physically and mentally." "He wants to win and score goals." "He is a dangerous player because he is so fast - and can scores from bad positions." "He makes very ugly goals - tip-ins and rebound goals." "I have always had a sidekick and then a third link in the chain." "Right now I have none of them." "When he's on his game, I play him a lot, 'cause I know good things are gonna happen." "If you don't need ice packs after the game - you haven't played hard enough." "When I get up in the morning " "I take my first steps gently - to see where it hurts." "It's challenging to recover quickly after a game." "I stretch 10-15 minutes every night." "We also have cold and hot baths." "Two minutes in both - maybe four times, so I get lactic acid moving." "Careers are longer nowadays - because medicine and especially treating injuries - have evolved greatly." "This year, I have noticed that if we have games two days in a row " "I don't have full energy in the second game." "I guess my age is starting to show." "We were away for 13 days - and for some reason I slept poorly all the time." "A few times I thought that this probably is my last year." "But after a few days of rest and a good game - you change your mind." "I realized this is pretty fun." "He won't probably stop playing hockey until a doctor forbids him." "When we played 26 games in 44 days - there were nights when I wasn't recovered." "I am grateful that my old body did not give up." "I like to listen to Finnish music." "I do not know if I'm homesick - but especially abroad and on game trips - music has a special significance." "When I'm driving home late at night - listening to Arttu Wiskari makes me feel good." "ItwasJune1986, ourSierrawasalmostnew" "Dadfilledup , mompackedlunch" "Iwasalreadysittinginthebackseat, Ismiledbroadlywiththeseatbelton" "Dingosangaboutthe girlintheleatherjacket" "My brother Paavo called me." "My father had suffered a stroke." "Fortunately, a fairly mild." "He lost feeling in his hand and his posture was crooked." "His eyelids drooped." "Such news make you stop and think to stay up - especially when you live far from Finland - and your loved ones." "We fly often in really bad weather - because we have a game the next day." "It's idiotic." "It scares me the most." "What happened last year - has always been my biggest nightmare." "When the plane crashed in Yaroslavl " "I felt that this is not worth playing anymore." "I lost many old teammates." "Ruslan Salej was a really good friend of mine." "I played with Igor Korolev in Winnipeg." "And Karpovtsev..." "They were unbelievable guys." "I sharpened Teemu's skates until he turned 12." "Most players don't know a thing about skate sharpening and curvatures." "We were lucky enough to get to try different versions - and find the best one." "We tried many different options." "Many said that I sharpened them wrong." "They said that the grooves were too deep." "That human ankles can't handle it." "I was the doorman at the pub Kosmos for 30 years." "Near the end of the second period " "I got a phone call from Ismo Syvähuoko, the Jokerit doctor." "He said Teemu's skates need to be sharpened." "I called a taxi and went to the arena." "I went to the grinding room in my suit." "I sharpened his skates, - jumped into a taxi and went back to work." "He sharpened 10 blades for me before every NHL season." "We followed what he had done in Finland and just tried to emulate that." "We developed a padding - which was between the glove and the elbow pad - to protect his arms." "The ice is better in Finland - and I used to play with this narrower blade." "The ice in the NHL is really bad." "It turns to slush after five minutes of play." "It was annoying to get a good pass - that bounced over the blade." "This makes the stick a little heavier." "It bothers many players, but I don't mind." "I can say with my hand on my heart - that I haven't heard about any player who has doped - or even been offered any." "A hockey player can fill himself with drugs - but it takes so much more." "You have to have hockey sense, skill and technique." "There are sports that doping suit." "Ice hockey is not one of them." "All the Finnish top coaches in individual sports - like Kari-Pekka Kyro, are convinced - that most NHL players use illegal drugs." "Ice hockey is the world's toughest sport." "They have skates and a stick " "A small puck and they play on ice." "If the alternative is - earning $ 1,500 a month in the East Coast Hockey League - or a million a year in the NHL - you'd do anything to play in the NHL." "You can't be on drugs - if you want to move fast in a small area." "Since doping is forbidden, if we want to get rid of the problem - cheaters must be banned for life right away." "1991 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS" "Selanneshoots!" "When I was a small boy I wanted to play in SM-liiga." "My dream was to be in the national team." "My fantasy, which felt distant and even unrealistic - was to get to the NHL." "I played in a 4 country tournament in Seinäjoki when I was 16." "When I got the national team jersey " "I shuddered because I had dreamed about it for so long." "The national team has helped me step into bigger boots." "Teemuscores!" "The Nagano Olympics were an incredible experience." "For the first time the best players from the NHL - played in their national teams." "Twoagainstone." "Koivu,Selanne." "Selannescores!" "The quarter final was the first "do or die" game." "Sweden had their dream team." "NicepassfromSakuKoivu" "In the 1999 World Championships the finals were a two game series." "We lost the first against the Czechs with one goal - won the second with three goals." "I celebrated for a while before I remembered the rules." "The atmosphere was a bit flat when we went into overtime." "We lost in overtime." "Soitgoes." "Nothingtodo aboutit." "In the 2006 Olympics - we were without a doubt the best team." "All the pieces fell into place." "Everyone found his role immediately." "Too bad we lost in the final." "SwedenwinOlympicgold!" "I would also have wanted to win with the national team." "My brother Panu and I are both social." "Panu needed money for drugs." "We saw him sink really low." "He was like a warning sign for Paavo and me." "We'll never go that route." "I have often thought of - how much it was my fault - and what I could have done differently." "When Panu sat inside in Sörnäinen Prison - he called me and asked for 500 Marks." ""Come on Saturday when it's visiting hours."" "We rolled up the money." "Then we gave them to Panu who hid them somewhere." "He is my dear brother." "You try to help any way you can." "Paavo has always helped him a lot." "And Mom, Dad and everyone else." "I do know now what I should have done." "I should have spent more time with my family." "But it's good " "That Panu has been clean for over ten years." "Paavo has been tougher against Panu." "He has said that we shouldn't help him now." "He has caused his own problems and he must take the consequences." "In my budget, I have counted a moped a year to Panu - because he has absolutely incredible stories." "Panu is going to visit for a month now." "Panu!" " Hey!" "Leevi, how are you?" " My little darling." "Good to see you." "Teemu!" "How're you doing?" "Come here." " Okay." "Hey, what's your name?" " Daisy." "Wow, that's a beautiful name." "A friend gave me a book called " ""How to choose the sex of your child."" "Sirpa said that she wants a daughter." "She was begging for two months." "I said, "Absolutely not."" "I begged for one month." " It felt like two." "Sirpa read the book and then I looked through it." "The book seemed logical." "I wrote down a list of things I would not have to do - and she signed it immediately." "We started working on the project." "If ovulation was on a Wednesday - you would start early if you wanted a girl." "After 60 or 70 hours all the boy sperms are gone." "More than 90 percent are girls." "We followed the instructions." "It was great to hear the gynecologist say it was a girl." "The relationship between a father and a daughter is special." "After Veera was born Teemu has now and then said - that maybe we could have another girl." "I have put a stop to it." "He can beg all he wants - but there will be no more kids." "Ever since he was a little boy, , Teemu has woken up like a little bird." "He was never grumpy." "Veera is the same." "For many athletes sport is their own thing - and their families suffer." "But in this family, it is a lifestyle for everyone." "He is my idol." "Naturally he's my dad too." "He has always been there for me, when nobody else is." "How was the game?" " Okay." "My dad plays in the NHL and doing something he loves." "But it isn't necessarily a real job." "He always stops here." "If there is even one person here, , he writes an autograph." "I never tell anybody who my father is." "I do not want to be recognized because I'm Teemu Selännes son." "Top athletes are selfish." "They wouldn't be as good if they were not." "They do what they want to and when they want to do it." "Oh, they're swimming." "It doesn't matter which one is the top athlete in a relationship - the partner must understand what he or she needs." "Otherwise things won't work." "Teemu is the boss here." "I am his slave." "He can make a sandwich in the kitchen." "I am in the living room." "Then he asks me to come to the kitchen." "He might ask me to give him a cheese slicer from the sink." "Do not believe her." "Sometimes it irritates me that Teemu doesn't help me - as much as other men help - with the children and household chores." "If Teemu needs to do something unpleasant - cancel an order or anything - he always asked Paavo to do it." "He has always had difficulty to do unpleasant things." "He has become accustomed to someone else taking care of them." "Paavo or mother and now it has been me." "Or some friend." "He has trusted buddies who fix things for him." "Teemu would not sit on a jetty alone - and stare out to sea." "He lives by his friends." "Teemu has had so many friends during his life." "He has known Pumu and Haba since childhood." "He is still good friends with Keijo and Waltteri - and the other guys from Jokerit." "My and my brother's buddies have always been welcome." "We offer food, drink and shelter." "Sometimes our home is like a Gypsy camp." "Our friends are like family members." "Teemu was a little boy when we started working together." "If I have any problems, I always call lmmu." "He always helps me." "Whatever it is." "Teemu said that you are his best friend." "Yes." "It's true." "Teemu is my best friend." "He's probably a dictator at home." "What he says goes." "He ​​is trying to convince everyone else too:" ""Don't listen to your wives." "Do as you please."" "We call him Dr. Phil because he's so eager - to meddle with other people's relationships." "He can be damn annoying - because he is always late." "He's always the last one on the bus." "Teemu always came last and he always ran to the bus." "Many times we just drove off and let him run after the bus - a few hundred meters." "I told him:" ""If you miss the fucking helicopter I won't wait for you."" ""I've been waiting for you so damn many times."" "That time he was 10 minutes early." "You were on a game trip." " Game trip?" "I missed you." "Will you take a nap there?" "You'll be sweating soon." "I am totally exhausted." "Every family has their problems, of course." "Do you understand what I'm saying?" "They can talk about things." "The most important thing is that the resolve their conflicts with love." "When you're in a car with me I am responsible for you." "What if a drunk driver runs right into us - and you don't wear a seat belt." "Your parents would ask me why you didn't have a seat belt on." ""He didn't wanna."" "Yuou won't go to the party." " Yes." "He needs a punishment." " He must learn." "Leevi is like Teemu when he was little." "He is mischievous and not very obedient." "Show a picture of the girl." "Is she so hot - you want to sacrifice this much for her?" "Teemu gets angry when I want to be out late." "That's our biggest problem." "What kind of parent is Teemu?" "Soft." "Too soft." "So now you get to go to the party?" " Yes, this time." "Treat others as you want to be treated." "It is the main principle in our family." "Hey!" "Where's my coffee?" "Wifey!" "Where's my coffee?" " A Moment." "Bad service here." "After years of training..." "Here is the gentleman's coffee in a special cup." "Thank you." " You're welcome." "Sirpa !" "Delicious coffee." "Is it delicious?" " Yes." "It's been brewed with love and passion." "Honestly." " Hey..." "It's gonna be white?" " Yes." "The bar is gonna be warm wood." "I just purchased a restaurant from Laguna Beach - with some buddies." "It will be a nice bonus." "We are currently renovating." "I want to be in real estate business." "I would also like to be in some kind of car business." "I also want to play through America's top 100 golf courses." "It will probably take several years." "Ducks let me decide for myself what I want to do." "I do not want a job where I have to travel a lot." "That's why I won't become a coach." "I'll have many hobbies and other things to do - but I don't think I can find the same passion for something else - than I have for hockey." "Teemu is strapped in and ready to go." "Ready?" "Now." "7.3 g!" "Great job!" "My father has always had a lot of toys." "It came perhaps from there." "Cars have always been a very important hobby for me." "My first car was a big old American one." "He bought this '61 Lincoln when he got a professional contract." "They've accumulated since then." "If I get a good offer, I buy the car." "It was a fun meeting." "Jari Kurri, Teppo Numminen and Teemu were there." "We went to eat hamburgers." "They ordered classic cars before they ordered burgers." "It was easier to choose a car than a burger." "Teemu drove here a lot." "He trained at drifting and stuff." "We drove around in the evenings." "It was great to drive in the evenings - because you saw if someone came." "It was safer that way." "We have been cautious not to do anything stupid." "I removed driver's seat backrest - so I could sit back because I had plaster on my leg." "I used my crutch for gas and my right foot for the clutch." "We drove off to a snow-filled ditch." "I couldn't push the car back to the road - and neither could Sirpa." "We called our friend Jorkka who fetched us." "I told him that Sirpa had driven into the ditch." "It took him a year to get that I had been driving." "If you watch him for a day or two - you will see that he is completely insane." "The roads are better and the rain ended." "Now I've got a race feeling." "One of my best friends, Kaide Eklund, began rallying." "I sat in the car a few times in training." "It was awesome." "Our contracts forbid this kind of stuff." "There is athree page list of forbidden things." "So I competed under a false name, Teukka Salama." "My first car was a Ford Escort RS2000 ." "Next year I rented an Mitsubishi Galant for a race." "Then we bought a Mitsubishi Lancer Group N - and in Jyväskylä, we finished a race for the first time." "Then Marcus Grönholm gave us his Toyota Corolla WRC." "We could run it at 200 km / h in Ouninpohja." "I drove up the hill and only saw the sky behind it." "The co-driver said "slow down" - which I did, but we still flew high." "The front wheels hit the ground first and the back end just bounced." "We drove on the front wheels for 10 to15 meters." "Luckily, I had the wheels straight." "Otherwise we would have been in the ditch." "The public prosecutor may bring charges against Teemu Selanne for his car accident." "Kalervo Kummola loves rally and has often been a co-driver." "It is our common hobby." "Pekka Huolman called and told that he would go and train - on a closed road near lkaalinen." "Team Europe had organized training days." "I asked if Raimo Helminen and his son wanted to come." "There were five people in my car." "We were told to stop the training after nine at night." "It was ten to nine." "I said we'll go now." "I wanted to drive the course both ways once more." "He wanted to run first so he didn't have to eat dust." "He would wait for us before he turned back." "I had a friend with me." "We drove to the other end in the normal rally style." "I turned and started to wait Kalervo." "It was three or four to nine - so I thought that he probably won't come." "I was going to run slowly." "My friend said how good the traction was." "I showed him - how good the grip was and how powerful the brakes were." "Teemu was so enthusiastic - that he forgot our agreement." "I totally forgot that Kalervo was coming." "There was a small crest." "Normally I would have run at approximately 150 km / h" "It was the only place for three kilometers - where you could not see the oncoming traffic." "The car jumps about 20 meters high there." "There are three jumps on the route." "I was under the biggest one when Teemu came flying." "When the car took off " "I saw Kalervo's car 30 meters away." "The only thing I remember - was a windshield with the text "Toyota Corolla"." "When we landed there was nothing I could do." "I think I saved us by turning the car sideways." "My car flipped over twice and ended up in the woods." "Kalervos car stopped quickly - but the blast was a lot harder for them." "The car caught fire." "I had time to think:" ""Did I survive the crash to burn to death?"" "I jumped out to check out Kalervo's car." "There were five people in it." "Everyone seemed relatively okay." "Everyone was in shock." "I lost my heel and broke my arms." "Raimo Helminen got internal injuries." "The recovery took all winter." "My brother-in-law broke his knee." "I realized what I had done and collapsed on the ground." "I nearly fainted." "Teemu also contacted the Heavenly Father then." "We had a guardian angel because nothing worse happened." "Given the circumstances, we got off pretty lightly." "I was in a wheelchair for 3 1/2 months." "I had nightmares and woke up sweating long afterwards." "Everything was my fault." "I drove, it was my responsibility." "After that, I didn't want to go rallying again." "One day when I was a rookie I went to our physiotherapist." "I said I was in little pain and asked what we should do." "He was having a bad day." "He ​​had already received a couple of guys - complaining about their problems." "He was annoyed and took me a little farther away." "He said:" ""Fucking rookie " "First thing you have to learn in this league is playing with the pain!"" "I was like this..." "I once took a puck here and it broke in three places." "I still have three metal plates." "Here I got a fracture." "It was hit by a slap shot." "I broke the tibia and fibula simultaneously." "Once I tore my Achilles tendon." "Here I had two fractures." "My left knee has been operated on six or seven times." "The first thing I'll do after quitting playing - is having a knee surgery." "I'll get a prosthesis." "The tibia will be sort of cut off - and this turned ten degrees outside." "The bones will be aligned again." "Tennis and golf are so important to me- that if I can't do them I'll lose a part of me." "If I had had to quit after the year in Colorado " "I would probably be a little bitter." "I was a free agent again." "I was considering my options, staying in San Jose - or moving to a new address." "Paul Kariya phoned me." "His contract had also ended." "He had some quarrel with Anaheim - and he definitely wanted to leave Ducks." "We ended up in Colorado." "Joe Sakic and Peter Forsberg were there." "Rob Blake and the rest of the gang." "Expectations were sky-high." "People congratulated us for getting the Cup in advance." "Paul and Teemu found themselves - unrestricted." "It will be a long year." " Yes." "Two players came here together." "When the initiative did not come from the team - some people didn't like the idea." "They had barely welcomed us - when they reminded us of that we had not won anything yet." "Things started fine." "We played five games really well." "Then Paul got a wrist fracture." "He was gone for four months." "Then something happened with the coach." "Although we never quarreled " "I was placed on the third line." "I wondered what was going on." "Sometimes I played on the fourth line." "Sometimes I played great and was the 1st star of the night - even though I was on the third line." "At the next training I ended up on the fourth line." "Around Christmas Sakic said- it was incredible and that he would have left already." "Teemu called me after an away game and said," ""My knee is in such shape that if I were a race horse " "I would be sausages already."" "That was my only bad season." "Media had not had the chance to write something negative - about my career or my game before it." "A journalist wrote I'm like cancer - causing bad atmosphere in the team." "I wrote a comment in the newspaper - that after the NHL season - first time during Teemu's career - it's not certain if he would be chosen to the World Championships team." "I listed Colorado's problems." "I had a source on the inside." "Teemu denies everything even today." "If they're printing the truth then it's okay." "You must live with it." "Joe Sakic and Peter Forsberg sitting on a bus - heading to the airport." "Teemu, who had played eight minutes - delayed the whole team." "Such trifles." "I have never understood why people go so overboard." "He was pissed." "I did not know that such a nice man could be so angry." "But he had the balls enough to talk to me." "I told straight up what I thought." "We met at SM-liiga's gala, in the toilet." "I had forgotten the whole thing, but Teemu hadn't." "Later he apologized." "He said it was one of his biggest mistakes." "I accepted his apology." "If you piss off a star - you don't get even the nice stories." "There is a song about not wanting to replace a single day." "I wanted to replace the whole year." "WillMattiasNorstromget apenalty?" "Orwillit be Selanne?" "Selanne,forinterference." "Incredible!" "The WC in Finland in 2003 was probably the hardest tournament for Teemu." "I have never played in another game that turned around so fast." "Niinimaa'spassin front of the net!" "I have never experienced anything similar." "It felt like a Earthquake, the entire arena rocked." "We were leading 5 to 1." "Then something happened." "I don't know what." "Norstromshoots." "Doesitbouncein?" "Yes ,itdoes !" "It felt like you could hear if someone whispered on the top row." "The fans panicked when it was 5 to 4." "The crowd went silent." "Some players simply gave up." "Sweden were lucky as usual." "Hesailscompletelyfreelyaroundthegoal." "Incredible!" "It became 6 to 5." "Then we were goners." "It was horrible." "Swedenwin afteranincrediblegame." "Finnsonthebenchlook pale ." "When the game was over " "I was out of the arena in two minutes." "Selannescoredthe5th goalforFinland." "Is it never Teemu's time to win?" "SELÄNNE AND KURRI'S AGENT DON BAIZLEY HAS DIED" "I met Don during Christmas and at the beginning of the season - and he seemed to be well." "He was positive as always." "He didn't want the doctors to tell - what kind of chances he had." "He ​​would fight as long as he could." "He was a caring man." "He was never greedy." "He knew me fairly well even before I played in the NHL." "When I started getting salary he always said:" ""Save the money." "Don't buy the cars."" "When I bought a car I kept it a secret." "If he had asked I would had confessed." "His positive attitude and joy were unbelievable." "He was an example to us all." "The World Cup was played before the lockout." "I didn't want to play there, because I couldn't play at my own level." "But it was nice." "We got silver and came close to winning." "After the World Cup I had a knee operation and I decided - that if the knee won't be as good as it was at its best " "I won't play a single game." "Don Baizley said that Teemu's career was at stake." "There was talk in the teams - that he can't play in the NHL anymore." "It was a challenge as we so nicely say nowadays." "An injury is the worst way to end a sporting career." "Both menisci were torn." "The knees were very badly worn." "The patella was in wrong position." "We had to a complete renovation." "A year of rehabilitation." "Ismo, my surgeon, gave my knee two years." "He said I could play for two more years." "That was eight years ago." "The surgery gave me in some ways a new career." "Has the knee been stiff?" " A little." "This will sting a bit." "Is Ismo the only one giving you these shots?" "Team doctors also do it." "It took 1 1/2 years before the knee worked painlessly." "That happened one day." "It was incredible." "I did not hurt anywhere." "I knew that everything would be fine." "My agent phoned Brian Burke, who was the general manager at the time - and said Teemu wants to come back to Anaheim." "He asked if it was possible." "Burke said the team can't afford me." "A few weeks later Brian called up Don - and said that they have some money now." "I signed on real cheap." "I said immediately that I will sign." "It was fun to get back with the fans and everything." "I was also healthy." "I felt as good as during my first year." "In the conference finals " "We played against Edmonton and lost the series 4 to 1." "We got better all the time." "It showed how good a team we could become." "After the last match " "I said to the guys:" ""Next year, remember - how disappointed we were."" "We could go even further." "Brian Burke said to me:" ""I know exactly what you're worth."" "He ​​promised me that if I took this salary - he would use the difference - about three million dollars - to acquire a player who could help us win the Stanley Cup." "I remember it well." "It was my birthday." "I got a call." "They had acquired Chris Pronger." "Too bad no one filmed me." "My smile was quite wide." "I knew he was the missing link we didn't have last year." "After the Stanley Cup Finals " "I was invited to Anaheim's dressing room." "Older players, like Scott Niedermayer, were on their way out - in suits." "Teemu had all the equipment and tied skates - 2 1/2 hours after the game." "It was the only year we had started well." "We hadn't lost a game after 17 or 18 games." "It was a good start." "Play offs are fun for us players." "Each shift, each hit - and each time you throw yourself in front of the puck..." "Everything affects everything." "Little things decide the outcome." "During the Finals - we had 12 guys queuing up for the doctor." "We got Toradol injections that remove almost any pain whatsoever." "Without it, I think none of us could have played." "An incredible feeling." "I've been waiting for to win something big for 15 years." "Sometimes I thought that this would never happen." "That's why this is so important." "I have been close to winning the Olympic gold, the World Championships the World Cup - but it hasn't happened." "Now I have won the biggest trophy a hockey player can win." "I always wanted to quit on top." "Stanley Cup crowns my career." "I think I've earned this finale." "SUMMER 2007, finland" "Hi." "Is this for me?" " Yes." "And this also." " Thanks!" "Veeti wrote "Anaheim"." "It's pretty big, isn't it?" "How has your summer been?" " Pretty bad." "Yeah, the weather has also been bad." "Teemu sent this picture after his rookie season in Winnipeg." "I have it on the wall at home." "If you look at this picture - that was 2007 - a lot has happened between taking these." "I'll always treasure them." "These will hang on my wall as long as I live." "When I won the Stanley Cup " "I was totally sure that my career was over." "There is no better way to end - than a championship - especially a Stanley Cup championship." "I didn't think I'd find the motivation - to work hard and torture myself every Friday - by running in the forests of Hila." "I had achieved what I had dreamed and fantasized about - since I was a small boy." "I didn't think I could find the motivation for a comeback." "I thought I had done my share." "We returned to Anaheim after the summer." "I was a normal family man and drove the boys to training." "I played golf during the days." "Until the boys wanted to go and watch hockey." "We went to a couple of games." "I looked around and thought:" ""That guy missed that chance."" ""I would have scored."" "Scott Niedermayer, who also was about to end his career - called and asked if I wanted to skate." "I didn't even know where my equipment was." "I didn't know where I had that stuff." "I said I could come." "I would see if it was still fun." "I went and thought it was stupid." ""I quit."" "A few weeks later an old teammate called - and asked if I would like play for fun." "A beer league game." "We would play and drink a few beers afterwards." "I said, "Sure!"" "All of a sudden, it was great fun." "I thought about it for a while and spoke with my family." "Then I decided to play again." "I've been thinking about the highlight of Teemu's career." "I want to have a broader perspective." "It's not the 76 goals." "Not his natural talent." "Not that he is such nice and happy guy." "We are speaking about incredibly tough top-level sports." "I think the biggest thing is that he - after getting all the money in the world - and after all the prizes - even after the Stanley Cup - and all he got from the sport - aged 36 or 37 " "decides to do a new proper attempt to win." "Now!" "Now!" "One more time!" "When you see the X-ray picture - it's hard to believe he has played with that knee in a long time." "When you have to train the same things in a new way - training will be diverse as it needs to." "If you can't run you can cycle." "I want to play in the NHL." "I have to focus on that I will, too." "When I train with Teemu I notice - how much it requires to get to that level " ", and how he also trains during summers." "My Friday workout when I torture myself - is the only workout I don't like." "But sometimes you have to stretch your limits." "It's amazing how good a shape he's in." "And he doesn't get winded and bend over on his stick." "At his age he's the best athlete in the world." "He's playing at 42 20 minutes a night against the best players in the world+." "A big lifestyle change and new training methods." "He made an incredible comeback straight to the top." "An older player must lose weight." "You have to get your weight down." "I've noticed he's slowly letting his weight get lower so he can be as fast as he was." "Only now Teemu has found his limits." "The most difficult thing in sports is finding your maximum potential." "Teemu has done that now." "That's why I admire him ten times more now than ever before." "The evolution stops when one is satisfied." "That thought has brought me here." "It's been a long time since I was playing here last time." "This is something special." "This city and people here have been supporting me all these 20 years." "That's why this is so special for me." "Too bad We are here for only one day." "TEEMU WE FORGIVE YOU." "COME HOME." "Tonightwearesalutinghim forhisamazingcareer andhisunquiveringpassionforourcity." "Teemu got to have an emotional farewell 15 years late." "I am only one of millions of dads - who have taken their boys to training and games." "Teemu wouldn't be an elite hockey player - without dad." "This necklace has everything that is important in my life." "A hockey club, of course." "A golf club." "The heart symbolizes love of course." "A four-leaf clover - and a cross I got when I was confirmed as a 15-year-old." "I've weared the cross ever since." "When previously asked about what's most important in life - he always answered being healthy." "But after he began visiting Children's Hospital - and saw how happy little patients could be - he has started to say that the main thing is to be happy." "When the crew first asked - if they could make a movie about me I replied, "Absolutely not."" "But later I changed my mind." "I wanted to make a film that can inspire people to believe - dreams can be fulfilled through hard work." "Now I also want to thank all the people - who made my dream possible." "Teemu Selanne." "Written and directed by JP Siili" "English subs:" "Based on Google translation of the the Swedish ones." "Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player"

"Okay,listen up!" "We're gonna fan out in both directions and cover the entire area!" "Right now and be thorough!" "Be thorough!" " Eric!" " Eric!" " Eric!" " Eric!" "What if he collapsed in the water?" "He's out here,Calleigh, and we're gonna find him." "Eric!" "Eric!" "Lieutenant, over here." "What'd you get?" "It's his." "Eric!" "Get on the radio and call me a helicopter right now." "Eric!" "This is Air 21." "I've got eyes on a hundred yards ahead,southbound." "He's over here!" "Is he breathing?" "Eric?" "Get me a paramedic,right now!" "He's tachychardic; he's lost a lot of blood." " Multiple head lacerations." " Eric?" "Officer Delko?" " Eric?" " I need you to try and stay with me." "Can you do that?" " Eric,stay with us,Eric!" " He's crashing." "I'm gonna have to shock him." "Charging 360." "Clear!" "Clear!" "Clear!" "We're losing him!" "Someone's gonna pay for that." "All right,let's go." "Jackpot." "All right." "Base." "Go for base." "This is Tin Man." "I need you to patch me through to Homicide;" "I'm in the Everglades." "How you doing,Sully?" "Detective Caine,I thought you were going to invest in a pair of sunglasses?" "And I thought you were going to find them for me,Eric." " Yeah,I'm working on it." " Appreciate the call." "You pulling tin?" "Yeah,you know the tow truck company pays minimum wage." "Yeah,why can't you ever pull out a big bag of unmarked cash,Delko?" "Well,I'm working on that,Sully." "Yeah,minimal decomp." "No more than 24 hours." "What do you think, drowned?" "She's been shot." "This isn't our primary." "It's a secondary." "I'll run the plates." "Get an ID." "Afebrile." "Vital's stable." " Pulse ox 99% on six liters." " Eric,it's Alexx." "I've got you." "Pupils are unequal." "Regular rhythm, breath sounds bilaterally." " Let's go!" " One,two,three." "I'll take him from here." "CSI:" "Miami Season08 Episode01 Out of Time" "Someone shot her here?" "No,Eric." "This is a body dump." "She was shot elsewhere." "How do you know it's a body dump?" "See this bruising right here?" "Bruising happens when gravity pools the blood at the spot closest to the ground." "And if you notice this bruising right here, it's called double lividity." "It means that she was on her back, until she was shifted to a side." "So they killed her and then moved her here." "Exactly right." "How you gonna figure out where they killed her?" "Watch and learn." " Steve Bowers?" " Yes." "Mr. Bowers, we're sorry to inform you that we found your wife's body." "Could we come in?" "I was about to call State Patrol." "I figured her car broke down somewhere." "I've been in Boca on business." "Monday morning was the last time I saw Amy." "Only it's Wednesday." "What are you doing here?" "I came home when Amy didn't answer the phone." "I-I was worried." "Can anybody vouch for your whereabouts the last 24 hours?" "No." "But I left a message on the answering machine this morning." "You can listen to it." "Do you own a firearm?" "I did." "But,uh,Amy didn't like having a gun in the house." "So I pawned it." "Guess I forgot to get rid of the bullets." "Sully?" "Do you smell bleach?" "Mr. Bowers, have you been doing some cleaning?" "I told you." "I-I haven't been home." " Some of the bullets are missing." " What?" " You think I shot my wife?" " Yeah." "You know what?" "Maybe we shouldn't rush this." "Let's see how the evidence lines up." "Well,I know how it's going to line up." "It's a crime of passion." "I mean,this guy's greasy as lard." "Come on,he can't even fake tears." "Sully,somebody tracked mud across that floor." "His shoes are clean as a whistle." "They never touched dirt." "He washed them, just like he spit-shined the rest of this place." "I'd really like to see some motive here." "We'll get motive later." "I'm taking the widower back to the ba." "*********" "Hey,look,I-I didn't do this." "I-I swear,I..." "I..." "I didn't do this." "Listen,he's young and he's strong." "Is he going to be okay?" "This is WINK News radio." "September 6,1997, afternoon edition." "The Clintons have arrived in London to attend the funeral of Princess Diana." "Alexx." "I have your bullet for you, Horatio, from the back of the wife's head." "That's a nine millimeter." "It's a match to the husband's box of ammo." "Sully's convinced it was a domestic." "I'd like to hear what the body has to say." "Gunshot wound is what killed her." "Based on the level of rigor, I'd place her time of death between 5:00 and 8:00 this morning." "Let's see." "There's no skin underneath these fingernails, and I don't see any defensive wounds on her arms, so she wasn't fighting off her attacker." "So either she knew him..." "Or maybe the killer took her by surprise." "What about old injuries?" "Just an appendectomy scar." "So we can't paint her as an abused wife." "No,but look at this." "I thought the blunt force trauma happened when she hit the ground." "Maybe,Alexx, he was attempting to subdue her." "Where are you going with this, Horatio?" "I don't know." "I'm just following the evidence." "Women's pro basketball?" "I mean,is that even a sport?" "I mean,unless, you know, they start playing in bikinis." "Then,you know, count me in,right?" "Excuse me." "Gentlemen." "I'm sorry to interrupt you." "I'm wondering if someone could point me in the direction of Lieutenant Fred Dorsey." "He's in Special Investigations Unit." "How about I point you to my unit, and you can work the night shift with me?" "I'm sure your wife would take issue with that,Parker." "You science guys." "Always the buzz kill." "Sorry about that." "They're stuck in the Stone Age." "I'm Jesse Cardoza." "Calleigh Duquesne." "Thanks for saying something, but,you know,it's fine." "I'm used to the new girl treatment." "I used to work patrol back in Jacksonville." " You're the lateral." " Yeah." "I guess I am the lateral." "With a stop at Florida State Institute." "So you're Jesse Cardoza?" "Remember that name." "No need-- today's my last day." " Really?" " So you're looking for the lab?" " Yes,please." " Follow me." "Here it is." "Oh,my gosh,this is the lab?" "It's so messy." "It looks like a broom closet." "Oh,it used to be." "Is this why you're leaving?" " No." " Well, thank you very much for your help." "Oh,and,uh, good luck,Calleigh." "Good luck to you." "Ah,Lieutenant Dorsey." "I'm Calleigh Duquesne." "You're late." "Yes,I am." "I'm sorry." "I-I got a little lost." "Don't just stand there all day." "Got 1,700 guns need their serial numbers checked." "Hope you got a good night's sleep." "I did." "I slept very well,thank you." "So,you live right behind the Bowers' home." "Okay." "How often did you hear the arguments?" "Okay." "Did you ever hear Mr. Bowers make a specific threat?" "Well,you've been very helpful." "Horatio,I still got five hours left in my shift." "Megan is out in the field." "I need your eyes." " I'll head over to the canal." " No." "The primary-- the Bowers' home." "Someone used bleach on the living room." "You got a pump spray?" "Yeah,the room was definitely wiped down." "Found traces of bleach residue." "About to start checking places the killer may have overlooked." "Found blood behind the electrical outlet and the baseboard." "About to start luminol process." "Detective Caine." "Just the guy I wanted to see." "Well,you met my new assistant?" "Actually,I'm an expert in tool marks and firearms." "Duquesne,if you should need me." "Welcome." "So,Fred, what can you tell me?" "Well,elemental composition of the bullet that Dr. Woods pulled out of the victim matches the batch of bullets that were found at the house." "Now,that doesn't put the gun in Bowers' hand, but this is,uh, pretty definitive." "Excuse me,but I believe that analysis is flawed." "Are you questioning my science?" "No,I'm not questioning the science, just the interpretation... sir." "I don't know if they told you at that fancy institute, but bullets packaged at the same time and from the same batch are elementally identical." "Hang on a second,Fred." "Officer Duquesne, continue,please." "A study done by the Department of Justice is finding that bullets packaged months apart in separate batches can have the same led composition." "Therefore,your link between the husband and the victim is unfounded." "I mean, anyone could own this bullet." "Fred,did we see this study?" "It's worked for 40 years,Horatio." "That's good enough for me." "But,Fred,things are changing, and we need to change with them." "We don't have any other way to compare bullets." "You drop the ball on this one, and we're back to zero." " What do we do then?" " Look for more evidence." " Officer Duquesne?" " Yes,sir?" "Can I have a word?" "Detective Caine,did I speak out of turn back there?" "You did,but you're asking the right questions." "Okay?" " Thanks,Detective." " Okay." "You know what?" "Call me Horatio." " Okay." "Horatio." " Okay?" "Good job." "I'm looking for Officer Tripp." "I spend half my days on paperwork." "It would be nice if we computerized all this stuff." "Then what would we complain about?" "You work patrol in the Grove." "Have you ever answered a domestic for Amy and Steve Bowers?" "Bowers." "Yeah,I was there about three weeks ago." "Neighbors heard arguing." " Did it get physical?" " No." "Uh,harmless." "Just a married couple shouting." "No hitting, so I didn't file anything." "Any B and Es recently in their area?" "No,but I did catch a Peeping Tom close to there last month." "Couple of female residents said they were being watched while they got undressed." "I say,shut the damn curtains." "And those Peeping Toms go from sexual assault to murder easily." "The bad news is,until they do, all we can give them is a citation." "Did you give this one a citation?" "Ah,let's see." "That's last month." "Yeah,here's the little creep." "Arnold Hollings, age 32." "Occupation-- landscaper." "Officer Tripp,I see one of those new computers, you're first on the list." "Thank you." "Arnold Hollings, you mow the lawn at the Bowers' house." "You ever hear any arguments between Mr. and Mrs. Bowers?" "Weedwhacker blocks out everything." "I prefer it that way." "I,um..." "I noticed you have mud on your shoes." "I'm a gardener." "I ask you because we found mud inside the Bowers' home." "So?" "You told us that you never went inside." "I forgot." "I went in to pick up my payment." " Mrs. Bowers left it in an envelope." " What time was that?" " 6:00,I think." " Was she home?" "She was in the shower." "Oh,how do you know that?" "Were you watching her?" "I heard the water running." "Really?" "You think I killed Mrs. Bowers?" "If the shoe fits, my friend..." "I pull weeds and I leave." "Got no idea who killed that lady." "Thanks for your time." "You're welcome." "The man has mud on his shoes." "He had access to the victim." "You're releasing him." "While you were doing your little science experiment, I did some real police work." "The husband wasn't on a business trip this week." "He was riding the high horse with some little cocktail waitress from Miami Shores." "I want to talk to the girl." "I already did." "She said, "He wanted a divorce, but he couldn't afford it."" "You wanted motive." "There's your motive." "You must be the tow truck driver." "I prefer automotive recovery expert." "Detective Caine asked me to come and get the vehicle,so..." "Well,it's all yours." "You can take it." "I just have one question." "You want to give me your phone number now or..." "later?" "Does that work?" "Yeah,it works all the time." "Well,most of the time." "Actually,it's never worked, but I'm going to keep trying anyway." "Well,I wouldn't bother with me,seriously, because I wouldn't even socialize with anyone remotely related to my job." "Okay." "We'll see." " Well,thanks a lot,Mr..." " Delko." "Yeah,but you can call me Eric." "Eric." "You find those sunglasses?" "You know,I found a pair off of Alligator Alley polarized lenses, but they just... they weren't up to snuff." "You deserve better." "I really appreciate you asking me to help with the case,Horatio." "What do you see?" "Well,the car's been underwater, so we're not going to find any usable prints, fibers or hairs." "Front end's damaged." "The airbag is deployed." "Could that have happened when the car went in the water?" "No." "I don't think so." "I've got transfer here, and you don't get transfer from water." "It looks like the car came into contact with steel or maybe concrete." "Okay,so that means someone crashed it before it went in the water." "Don't we need propellant to inflate the bag?" "The impact will ignite the propellant, and that generates the gas that fills the airbag." "It basically works like the primer of a gun." "And just like a gun, wouldn't there be explosive material on the driver?" "Yeah." "Wow,I never even thought about that." "Calleigh,when I was back with the bomb squad, we used to do the Greiss test for nitrites." "Why are you smiling?" "Because this is what I was hoping it would be like when I got here." "Me,too." "Medium velocity spatter about six feet up the north wall consistent with blunt force trauma." "Overlapping high velocity spatter about three feet up." "It suggests the victim was hit over the head while standing then fell to her knees." "There's a large blood pool." "Somebody cleaned it up." "Apparently where the victim bled out." "Alexx,I got a call from Jesse." "Have we checked for sexual assault?" "She was sexually assaulted." "Alexx,was there bruising?" "Vaginal mucosa lacerations." "Without bruising." "They were definitely inflicted postmortem." "But correct me if I'm wrong,Alexx, the body stops bruising once the heart stops beating, right?" "Yes." "Poor girl's corpse was desecrated." "Thanks to the Glades water, there's no semen, and without it, I can't identify your perpetrator." "Why do you want my shirt?" "Because every contact you make, no matter how small, will leave a trace." "It's called "Locard's exchange principle."" "I don't get it." "That's okay." "We do." "Sounds like a lot of hocus-pocus." "Actually, there's an entire forensic discipline based on this principle." "How come I've never heard of this on TV?" "Because guns make the news and science doesn't." "So all we have to do is lift these papers and see if either one of them pops for nitrites." "Husband's negative." "Let's try the gardener." "It's a positive result." "That is amazing." "We just put Hollings in the car." "Arnold Hollings is good for this." "These results place him in the victim's car." "No." "It says that he was in a car when an airbag deployed." "But what if he crashed his own car?" "On the same day his employer was murdered?" "It's possible." "That's all a judge cares about." "Besides,wasn't the guy a gardener?" "So possible that the residue on his clothes came from fertilizer or weed killer." "So grant me the warrant, we'll confirm the Greiss test and get him off the street." "Is this even an accepted application of the Greiss in any county in Florida?" "Not yet." "So you're bringing me junk science,is that it?" "You trying to put a loss in my column?" "I don't think so." "Besides,I agree with your partner,Sullivan,on this one." " He was here?" " Yeah." "Helping me to put the husband away." "Slam dunk." "Eric,I know how hard... how hard you're fighting right now, and I know how easy it would be to slip away and be with Marisol." "I think about that,too." "But I don't want you to do it." "I'm not ready." "I'm not ready for you..." "I'm sorry,I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "It's just that I..." "That I..." "I lost her, and... and Ray... and Speed." "You're-you're all I've got left,Eric." "So..." "I..." "I want you to do what we always do." "I want you to fight." "That's what I want you to do." "That's what I need you to do." "I'll be right here." "When you said the driver hit something, I immediately thought of this." "Drove by here yesterday, this guardrail wasn't damaged." "We know the victim died between 5:00 and 8:00, and that would mean... the gardener dumped her body after you came through." "See that blue paint-- that's transfer,which confirms the impact took place here." "This road was pretty slick from the rain last night." "Maybe the driver took the turn too fast." "So Hollings walked away." "These last two prints confirm that he put his weight... on his left foot, he planted it." "Yeah,like he was going to throw something." "What do you mean?" "I played right field for the Hurricanes for a few years." "You're gonna throw something, you plant on your back foot." "Question is, what was he tossing?" "How about the murder weapon?" "Problem is, it's halfway to Florida Bay by now." "You know,maybe not." "Check this out." "How'd you know to look here?" "Water levels rise when it rains." "Excess water gets diverted into these drainage pipes." "You said the killer used a nine-millimeter,right?" " I did." " Looks like a nine-mil." "Sometimes things end up where you never expect." "Pays to know your environment." "And you know,Eric, that's the essence of good police work." " Yeah,I guess it is." " I know it is." "Nice job." "So far everything's consistent with the victim's injuries." "There's three blood drops on the window." "They seem out of place." "There's nothing on the ceiling or behind the baseboards." "Cause of blood drops: undetermined." "Heard you found the murder weapon." "Too bad the serial numbers were scratched off." "Might've been one more nail in the husband's coffin." "Thought you should know the A.S.A.has agreed to file charges against Bowers." "Sully,you've got the wrong guy." " Prove it." " I'm going to." "I would love to wipe the smirk off that guy's face." "Explain to me the blood drops." "Still can't explain directionality." "It's completely out of context." "Jesse,I've got an idea." "Before you punch out, I need one more thing." "All right,so... what is all this?" "I think I know how the blood drops got on the window?" "We both agree it wasn't a head injury." "What about the gunshot wound?" "Well,the victim was on this side of the room-- there's no way the blood could have traveled that far." "Sometimes things end up where they never should be, and it pays to understand your environment." "Okay." "Well,what did we miss?" "I have placed the target where the victim fell to her knees." "Okay?" "Take this, go to the shooter's position and shoot the target." " You want me to shoot the target?" " Go ahead." " Really?" " Really." "It's a dummy round." "Go ahead." " The air-conditioning was on." " Yeah." "Watch this." "The air from the A.C.carried the blood to the window." "Know what this means?" "If the blood hit the killer like it hit me..." "We just put him in the room." "Raise your arms,please." "Lower them." "Turn around." "I've got a hair." "It's a different color than our victim." "Does that have blood on it?" " No." " Okay." "Turn around,please." "Okay,hang on a second." "What is that,guys?" "No." "That's dirt; that's not blood." "Bend over,please." " That's a whole lot of dandruff." " Yeah." "No blood." "Is that it?" "Am I done?" "No,you're not done." "Lean your head back,please." "All the way back." "Right there." "Calleigh, a swab,please." "Take a look at that." "Right there." "Brother... you shouldn't have inhaled." "What does all this mean?" "You're about to find out." "We believe that a DNA test will confirm the blood found on Hollings will match the victim." "You have a pinhead-sized sample of blood." "You can't run that for DNA." "For one test we can." "Yeah,the defense has the right to run their own DNA test, and if you use the sample up, there's none left for them." "You're saying if we test it we can't use it against the guy," " and if we don't test it we can't get the guy." " Yeah,that's the law." "Excuse me." "I have to be in court." "Well,the law just screwed us." "What if we multiply the sample?" "Yeah,well, that's pretty new science." " We don't have access to that equipment." " Yes,but the Feds are doing it." "Think you can reach out?" "I have a friend in the Miami field office; she owes me a favor." "If we don't find a way to stretch this DNA, an innocent man is gonna go to jail." "Well,couldn't have caught that serial bomber without your expertise, Detective." "It's the least I could do." "I put a reference sample from our victim in here,too." "But first step is to multiply the DNA." "Agent Boa Vista,would you run a PCR on these samples?" "Thank you." "Used to be we needed a blood sample the size of a quarter to run DNA." "Now it's the equivalent of a few skin cells." " Progress marches on,huh?" " Yeah." "Magic." "DNA for you... and DNA for the defense." "If it matches our victim." "All right." "This is the DNA profile for your victim." "This is the unknown sample." "Odds that two people have the same profile are about one in a billion." "The blood is a match." "Arnold Hollings murdered Amy Bowers, open-and-shut." "Let the record reflect that the State has presented sufficient evidence to show that the defendant, Arnold Hollings, committed criminal acts... that there is probable cause to believe he battered, assaulted and killed Amy Bowers with malice of forethought," "and that he laid in wait at her residence, implying premeditation to said criminal acts." "In light of these charges, the defendant,Arnold Hollings, is hereby bound over for trial and charged with murder in the first degree." "Horatio,the chief called." "He wants to talk to you." " Thank you,Sully." " No hard feelings." "We okay?" "Of course we are." "Horatio?" "Congratulations." "I just heard." "Chief wants you to head up the Special Investigations Unit,huh?" "Yeah,they're gonna rename it CSI." "Fred Dorsey's old broom closet?" "No,we've got our eye on a piece of property not far from here." "Yeah,I bet you do." "Well..." "*******" "I hope this works out for you,Jesse." "You're a good man." "Yeah,me,too." "Oh,and Calleigh says you're putting together a team." "I know a good cop up at St. Pete,Tim Speedle, if you'd like." " Speedle?" " Yeah." "A little hard to get on the phone, but he's a good guy." "I'll give him a call." "You take care." " You stay in touch, all right?" " Will do." " Okay." " Thank you." "Big H. Just like I promised." "They've got polarized lenses,titanium frames." "This might be the best piece of tin I've ever pulled." " Thank you,Eric." " You're welcome." "Eric,you did good work outhere today." "Thanks." "I appreciate you showing me how everything works." "You ever think about being a cop?" "Come on,me a cop?" "No,man." "I'm serious,Eric." "See,this work is about observation, and you have a great eye for detail." "Why don't you go to the academy, let me put in a good word for you, get your badge, and then come and find me?" "People make a lot of promises, and in my experience, they don't usually show up after that." "Eric,I'm different;" "I'll be here." "You mean that." "I mean it." "Get your badge and find me." "What about the glasses?" " Go for it." " Are you ready?" "Here we go." "Oh,yeah." "Oh,yeah." "Yeah,man,those are you." "Find me,okay?" "All right." "CSI:" "Miami Season08 Episode01 Out of Time"

"Produced and presented by Cinema Service Co-produced by Hanmac Films" "State your mission." "Team 1, Blue House main building!" "Team 2, guard room!" "Team 3, secretary's office!" "Team 4, take out guards," "Seoul, night landscape and capture vehicles." "For the South's liberation, our unit 124 shall kill the South's leader, on our Great Leader's order..." "What the hell?" "Stop!" "We'll shoot!" "Stop!" "Freeze, you bastard!" "You bastard!" "Don't move, or we'll shoot!" "Throw down the knife!" "Throw it down, you bastard!" "I am KANG In-chan." "I am special agent KIM Shin-jo, from unit 124 of the People's Republic of Korea." "No home address." "What was your mission?" "To rip out Park Chung-hee's throat." "Then what kind of soldiers were the deceased members of the unit?" "Gang work was all I could do." "Specialists in murder, arson, kidnapping, military explosives..." "Even though the victim lived, it was a grisly crime, planned carefully in advance." "As such, this court's judgement is as follows." "Defendant KANG In-chan, sentenced to death." "January 1968" "Leave us." "Sit down." "KANG Min-ho was a fencing master." "Arrested as a resident spy, he escaped during trial, and was never found." "Assumed to have escaped to the North." "You, KANG In-chan, were his only son." "You were 15." "After middle school, you tried to find work." "You applied 12 times in 2 years without success." "At 17, you were recruited by the Jindo gang." "Now, convicted to death for attempted murder." "This knife, latched onto a life ruined by your father." "If not for your father, you wouldn't be sentenced to death." "Who the hell are you?" "Guilt by association." "If you could escape your father's crimes," "If you could completely start over again would you wield this knife for your country?" "Over here!" "Proceed with the execution!" "SILMIDO" "What the fuck?" "Stupid moron." "You think you're a big shit, huh?" "Hey soldier, if you got a smoke, give it here." "I'll earn some cash and buy you a full carton." "Fuck you!" "Drop the gun and your badges, and let's fight man to man!" "Thinking you're hot shit in that uniform." "What are you looking at, asshole?" "You shithead!" "Little punk never shuts up." "That's enough." "Damned moron." "What's your problem, huh?" "Son of a bitch." "Everyone in the water, before I count to three." "Go!" "Hah!" "Why don't you jump in?" "One." "It's goddamned freezing!" "Two." "Two what?" "Three." "So what?" "It's okay." "If you stay calm, you float." "Don't panic." "Loyalty!" "Pull out only the ones who are drowning." "Yes, sir!" "Loyalty!" "Loyalty" "Soldiers, in formation!" "Soldiers, in formation!" "In formation!" "As you can see, I am a soldier." "You are death row convicts, or men from society's gutter human trash." "But if you put on this uniform, our goals become one." "To safeguard our nation, and to unify our homeland, we will unite under a single task." "These soldiers and I, to protect your lives and our nation's bidding, will train you." "The training will be much harsher than the real task awaiting you." "We will make no effort to ensure your safety." "However on the day you achieve your goal, you'll be able to face the world as Korea's proudest soldiers." "Those who are prepared, put on these uniforms." "Nowhere else to go." "And no clue how to get out of here." "Shit, we're dead either way." "Damn right!" "I spent each day risking my life back home, too." "Attention!" "From now, you are members of Korean special unit 684." "Our unit's mission is to go to Pyongyang and slit the throat of Kim Il-sung." "Run, you bastards!" "Hurry!" "Heads down!" "Kim Shin-jo's unit 124, in order to slit our president's throat, sent 31 men across the border." "They failed." "But the 31 men in our unit 684, must be one second faster, and move one step farther, then we will surely slit Kim Il-sung's throat!" "Climb faster!" "Faster, you bastards!" "Faster, I said!" "Faster, you bastards!" "Gimme a real target..." "What are you doing, bastard?" "!" "Yes, sir!" "Tired?" "No, sir." "Tired?" "No, sir!" "Tired?" "No, sir!" "To the right!" "On your hands!" "Did you waste enough bullets, you bastards?" "Are you training these men?" "You're wasting your country's money." "On your backs." "You think we can send those babies to Pyongyang?" "They'll all be killed before reaching the border." "If you are captured, your best option is suicide." "We will provide you with tools for a quick and precise suicide." "You must learn the methods thoroughly." "But if you fail in suicide, you will face continuous torture." "If you scream during these drills, it is the same as revealing secrets to your enemies." "Revealing this information puts the lives of the whole unit in your enemies' hands." "Ready!" "Proceed!" "Proceed!" "I burn easily, you know?" "Shut up!" "Ready!" "Ouch!" "Oh that hurts!" "Proceed!" "Proceed!" "Ouch!" "Down!" "Get up!" "On your back!" "Get up!" "It can't have been easy." "What did you think to endure it?" "That I must go to Pyongyang!" "Well... that bastard did it, so..." "After leading my gang members all those years, is there anything I can't endure?" "Divide them into teams." "Yes, sir!" "Shit!" "Crouch down!" "Down, you bastard!" "Shit, are you telling me what to do?" "That's enough." "I can fight!" "Open your mouth." "I can fight, sergeant!" " Open your mouth!" " I can fight!" "Go on." "I'm going to tear you apart!" "Winner, captain of team 3!" "Team 1, gather your full gear." "Run faster!" "Crouch down, huh?" "What the hell?" "!" "Yes, sir!" "You see me later." "Yes!" "Out of the way!" "Yes, sir!" "Captain!" "Come on and fight, asshole." "I'm gonna tear you apart." "What the hell?" "Fuck this!" "Fighting with gloves like girls." "Quitting at the first sign of blood, let's fight!" "I can finish you off in a second." "You're gonna be pissing your pants, you coward." "Who's the coward?" "Who's picking fights after losing in the ring?" "Shut up, you!" "Your captain just kept punching the same bruise, didn't you see?" "You!" "That's called strategy." "Shut your mouth!" "Because of you, we keep getting extra drills!" "That's because you got a lousy captain." "Let's finish this once and for all!" "Stop showing off, let's fight!" "Hey!" "Swear now that the loser will slit his throat with this." "Then start fighting." "That's better, ain't it?" "Or else you'll fight, and the barracks sergeant'll nab us," "and we'll be out all night getting flogged." "Then later you'll want to fight again..." "If you swear that one of you will end it, then we'll put up with it this once." "Got it?" "If you won't fight to kill, then don't bother." "Fucking bastard!" "What the hell?" "We'll take the same route those commie bastards used." "After killing Kim Il-sung, they will take out the defense dept, and the dept of armed forces." "Going by land will take a week, that's too long." "Kim Shin-jo's group failed because of time." "Our 684 can surely outperform those Unit 124 bastards." "I'll make sure they do." "If they go by sea, they can go up Daedong River, and take Yanggak Rd." "To Mt." "Moran." "Then they could reach" "Kim's residence in an hour." "They must do more than just kill Kim Il-sung." "There are only 30 of them." "Just concentrating on Kim won't improve their chances." "Sergeant Park!" "By sea they can reach Imjin River in 22 hours." "They can attack and leave Daedong River by 5am next day." "Two days will be enough for the whole operation." "It's not possible." " Swimming that far will be..." " Possible." "It's a course I've often taken." "42 seconds!" "End it at 65 seconds." "Not yet..." "Yes, sir!" "Each group has 65 seconds to complete the task." "One second over, and you'll be riddled with bullets." " Soldiers, take position!" " In position!" "What are you doing?" "Are you gonna kill us all?" "Shut up!" "What the fuck?" "You see me later!" "Anytime!" "Hurry up, you bastards!" "Shit, they're fast." "We're gonna be running laps because of them." "Shut your trap!" "What's wrong?" "Kim Ji-yong!" "Hang from below!" "Hurry up!" "Soldiers, at ease!" "It was a splendid decision." "If you had paused to save one life, all of you would've died." "If the same situation occurs in the future, remember today." "Understood?" "Yes, sir." "Understood?" "Yes, sir." "Understood?" "Yes, sir!" " Loyalty!" " Loyalty!" "PARK Chan-seok, get up." "Please let me stay!" "It's not possible to treat you here." "Get up!" "If you put me back in jail," "I don't want to live each day wondering if I'll be hanged." "You told us if we go to Pyongyang and kill Kim Il-sung, we could live, we'd get money, we could even become officers." "Stop it!" "What can you do with that body?" "Get up." "I'll cook or clean," "I'll clean out the toilet." "I'll do whatever you ask!" "Why don't you just kill me?" "Sergeant!" "If someone does all this, we can concentrate on training." "It's more efficient, is it not?" "What do you all think?" "What is there to think?" "Look of it from his position." "What crazy fool would ever want to go back?" "Silence!" "Can you prepare decent meals for your colleagues?" "Yes!" "I raised three younger brothers on my own." "Kimchi stew, bean paste stew, whatever you want." "Can you do grilled squid?" "You wash your hands after taking a crap, or you're dead!" "So we don't have to peel potatoes?" "Hey, that punk's going to live?" "Loyalty!" "I can't believe it." "It's a good opportunity." "It'll strengthen their mindset." "Covering up their hard feelings after a man was killed?" "What do you want to say?" "If we'd stopped the drill, we could have saved him." "If it were just a drill, yes." "But we don't do drills here." "Didn't you know?" "You're always thinking." "This is right, that's wrong..." " Is thinking wrong?" " It is." "This isn't a unit where you get commended for running laps." "Don't forget where you are." "This is Silmido." "Fuck..." "I've been to Pyongyang over 20 times, but I never dreamed of killing Kim or blowing up his palace." "There was no way I could have." "I never had colleagues like you." "You depart tomorrow night." "To the strongest 31 men, including the deceased!" "To the 31!" "Stay within the grounds, and enjoy yourself tonight." "Yes, sir!" "Supervising soldiers will eat separately." " In position!" " In position!" "This just melts in the mouth." "What's it made of?" " It's made from snakes!" " Snakes?" "They're all over the place." "This is great, but we need women!" "If you drink this, you stay hard all night, huh?" "Hey!" "Give me another cup." "Give me one too." "Me too!" "Drink slower, assholes!" "Just give me the whole kettle." "Don't you worry, guys." "Drink it slowly." "I've been stowing this away for months." "What are you doing?" "You're reviewing now?" "Our work is done." "What?" "It's true." "It's all in their hands now." "Turn!" "Turn, turn!" "Turn?" "What the hell?" "Ah, yes sir." "Don't turn, don't turn!" "You bastards!" "You've got to come back!" "You need to come back alive!" "You have to live," "I'm 684 too, so we can shout that we re-unified the nation!" "We'll take the money..." "Shut up, you bastard!" "Shut your mouth!" "You've got to live!" "Don't die!" "That son of a bitch." "Let me go!" "He's drunk." "You stop it, too!" "No matter how drunk he is, the moron shouldn't say that!" "Just come back alive, huh?" "We've done our best, what more can we do?" "We can't die after all this..." "Who said we'll die?" "Stop talking about dying, for Christ's sake!" "Who do you think we are?" "We're unit 684!" "We're not gonna die!" "Who's gonna kill us?" "Nobody can touch us!" "That's right!" "We're invincible." "Until the East Sea dries up and Mt." "Baektu crumbles," "God will protect us..." "Try to understand them, they're scared inside." "Are you...?" "What?" "Is something wrong?" "Aren't you scared, sir?" "Lighten up, don't call me sir." "I'm just 21 years old." "All this time, it's really pained me to yell at you so." "You softie, how do you manage it here?" "They'll all get back safely, won't they?" "Of course." "That's why we suffered through all these hardships." "Fight tooth and nail!" "Courage!" "There is no second place!" "The historic re-unification of Korea begins now." "You will be writing the first page of this history." "For this day, you have staked your lives and youth." "The last thing Kim Il-sung will see as he leaves this world... are the guns and knives of the glorious unit 684!" "Pierce his throat with the Korean flag and return home." "Your bravery and sacrifice will be remembered always." "Those who return to an undivided peninsula will live as the nation's greatest heroes." "Long live the Republic of Korea!" "Long live the Republic of Korea!" "Long live our reunified nation!" "Long live our reunified nation!" "Long live unit 684!" "Long live unit 684!" "Attention!" "Salute!" "Loyalty!" "Loyalty!" "Yes, drill captain speaking." "Yes?" "Yes, I understand." "Sergeant Jo." "The operation is cancelled." "Turn back!" "Don't pay attention, just row!" "Bastards." "Turn back!" "Keep going!" "Stop!" "We got an order from above to turn back." "If we go back, we'll receive the order soon." "Can't we just go on and slit his throat?" "You need to get permission from those bastards first!" "What are you doing?" "Keep rowing!" "I don't want to do this, either!" "Pull them out one at a time." "I won't go!" "Please let us go!" "We can do it!" "We will do it!" "We will succeed!" "You assholes!" "Let us go!" "Loyalty!" "At ease." "Please at least give us a date for the operation." "It's not for me to decide that." "They were at the sharpest state of readiness, right on schedule." "Excellent work." "Keeping them at this state is like ignoring a ticking bomb." "Whether this unit is a ticking time bomb, or crack soldiers, is a question of your ability, isn't it?" "Can you at least tell us the reason for the cancellation?" "The chief of intelligence who created the unit was replaced, so there isn't even anyone to ask, is there?" "You're knocking at the wrong address here." "Give me some more." "Other people have to eat, too." "Okay, but give me more." "I won't eat next time." "Give it to him." "Shit, this is embarrassing." "Team 1, in position." "In position." "Team 2, in position." "In position." "Begin shooting!" "Where are you shooting, asshole?" "Our drill captain taught us to kill with a single shot." "For that, you must hit the head, the heart, or... his thing." "You little shit!" "But if it just hangs there too long, you feel dead anyway." "You...!" "Just quit it, alright?" "What are you gonna do?" "That bastard has stood there for 2 years, too." "For two years he keeps getting hit in the head and heart." "So I'm blasting away that useless part." "Charge!" "Are you okay, Lt. Kim?" "My penis is also okay." "You must look after your penis well." "Your penis does not belong only to you, understand?" "Do not worry." "I shall remain hard, and return home." "As you must." "Return home safe and hard to plug Young-sook." "It's not Young-sook, it's Sook-ja!" "Can you not plug both Young-sook and Sook-ja, my friend?" "Young-sook, Sook-ja or Hee-ja... just bring her over." "I'll keep her going for 4 days and 3 nights." "On their way over, tell them to bring soup, rice and kimchi." "I'm so damned hungry" "I can't even get it up." "What is it?" "I need to go to the bathroom." "My stomach..." "Go on." "I need to go, too." "Give me a break!" "We were so hungry earlier, and there was a tree with..." "Hurry up!" "Loyalty!" "Loyalty my ass, you idiots!" "I warned you especially." "Be careful of the low tide, when the islands are connected!" "Assemble on the grounds!" "Hurry up!" "Let me do it." "Stop, will you?" "I can't believe you." "I wasn't done yet!" "You've gone limp!" "We're not this way usually." "We really didn't want to do this." "Hey!" "You bastard, we're dead!" "Hey you pigs!" "Do you think you can escape from me?" "Not before you die." "Run your asses out here now!" "Come out before we tear you to pieces!" "Keep away!" "I'll kill this doctor." "Go ahead." "You think I'm scared to kill one broad?" "I can toss a grenade and kill you all." "End it quickly." "Why get her killed too?" "Let her go and come out." "If we free her, will you let us live?" "Wake up!" "After 2 years, don't you know them by now?" "You think I don't?" "We'll give you three minutes." "When they're scared, it's no use trying to talk to them." "First, let them calm down." "Sergeants 1,2,3!" "Say something, huh?" "You know what?" "The officers' pistols are to use for suicide." "Stop thinking and just come out!" "When you're born again, be the son of a rich family." "You too, bastard." "Don't do it!" "Jae-yong!" "Jae-yong!" "Shut up, you!" "Escape." "Rape of a civilian." "Disobeying orders." "An unthinkable incident has threatened the honor of 684." "We will re-educate you in place of punishment." "So that this never happens again." "Physical training will restore your weakened mind." "With each blow, remember that one person's betrayal endangers all of unit 684." "Proceed!" "Proceed!" "It's okay." "Let's receive it from you, rather than the drill captain." "Don't lie down, your back will get injured." "Get up!" "What are you looking at, assholes?" "Now I can die." "I did it with a woman!" "I did it!" "I sucked her breasts too." "Hey, Chang-shik!" "I'm not jerking off with my hand like you." "Duk-young!" "Other guys rape you, but you never get any yourself." "Stop hitting me!" "Shut up!" "Soldiers' corpses are wrapped in a bloody people's flag." "Before the bodies turn cold and stiff, the blood stains the flag red." "Raise it to the sky, the red-stained bloody flag and beneath it, make a solemn vow." "Cowards can leave, if they wish to go." "We will remain to protect our flag." "Our red-stained company..." "... military service..." "Hey!" "Don't move!" "What's the meaning of this?" "I did as I was taught." "You said to remove anything that hinders our unit." "This crazy fool is no longer useful to unit 684." "So I killed him." "Line up the soldiers." "Move to the platform." "Line up in groups!" "Please send us to Pyongyang." "Beat us or kill us, I don't care." "Just send us." "Soldiers' corpses are wrapped in a bloody people's flag." "Before the bodies turn cold and stiff, the blood stains the flag red." " Raise it to the sky..." " Hey!" "Let him be." "...and beneath it, make a solemn vow." "Cowards can leave, if they wish to go." "We will remain to protect our flag." "You!" "Get up." "Get up!" "He was mine." "I should have done him in." "Shit." "Don't hang your shoulders." "You did nothing wrong." "Smarten up, will you?" "Get up!" "Why is he getting more and more out of control?" "What have you been doing, huh?" "I'll do better, sir!" "If I see one more spark of life in that commie's eyes," "I'll kill you." "Got it?" "Yes, sir!" "Asshole." "I will wait." "I will wait." "I understand." "Drill captain, unit 684." "North-South relations keep changing all the time," "When unit 684 was created, people in the streets would burn pictures of Kim Il-sung, that was the mood." "This is a unit created to fulfill the nation's aims." "If those aims vanish, the nation must take responsibility." "What sort of responsibility?" "Recognize unit 684 as a formal unit of the air force." "There's no reason why the air force should be responsible." "The instructors and soldiers under me are from the air force." "Look here, don't you understand what I'm saying?" "We provided the training and transportation, but central intelligence was in charge from the start." "The people who established the unit have all been discharged, you know the situation better than I do!" "The members of unit 684... are being treated worse than prisoners." "Weren't they all prisoners to begin with?" "Good afternoon!" "I heard you had an esteemed guest." "Excellent work." "My name is Oh." "Have a seat." "Let's talk while sitting." "So, will we be able to put Silmido in order?" "We were just discussing that." "One must discard the relics of past ages to open a new age." "Is unit 684 a relic?" "The nation is moving towards peaceful reunification." "The murder unit made by the dismissed chief of intelligence is a relic, is it not?" "Ordering death row convicts to slit Kim Il-sung's throat, indulging in dehumanizing training..." "If the foreign press hears, they'll think we're savages." "It's shameful, yes." "Our drill captain still has good years ahead of him." "With his wide training and 20 secret missions into the North, he was placed in charge at Silmido." "If this situation is cleaned up, his career will be looking up." "Won't it, General?" "Yes, of course." "I put my trust in you." "It's all for the good of the country, isn't it?" "What's with you?" "Politicians practice politics, soldiers do military work, and if each side takes full responsibility for their duties, then the nation will surely prosper, won't it?" "I see our Silmido captain is a romanticist." "Or does he prefer a murderous reunification of his own hand, as revenge for the wartime massacre of his family?" "As a soldier, I have neither learned nor taught to let personal feelings affect one's mission." "That is a relief." "I'll believe in you." "So you keep throwing fits in order to see your father?" " When you go to Pyongyang..." " No!" "I should have guessed earlier, but I thought, "No way. "" "Our mission is to kill a commie, who would have thought we'd have a commie among us?" "That's not true." "Or on the other hand, this commie..." "I'm not a communist!" "Really?" "You're not communist?" "Of course you are!" "Someone who abandons his wife and brat and goes up North is a commie to the bone." "If a kid raised by that bastard isn't a commie, then who is?" "I know you're a commie just by looking in your eyes." "For 3 years I've been through hell because of you." "In my final year, I keep getting beaten for your crazy glare!" "I'm not a commie!" "You're a commie, asshole." "Yeah!" "If he weren't a commie, he couldn't leave his wife and brat, knowing how they would end up living here." "I'll find that bastard, put a bullet in his skull, and see what commie blood looks like." "Until then, I can't die and I can't back off." "Understand?" "Vicious bastard." "That's why I can't even die." "He should have killed me before leaving." "I'll take the head of his beloved Dear Leader and thrust it in his face." "That's why I gotta go." "Got it?" "You goddamned fool..." "You goddamned fool..." "Forgive me!" "Bastard doesn't know fear!" "If you overlook this, I'll do whatever you ask." "I can't let it fall apart now." "Please, save me!" "The captain told me about your past and said, even if everyone else gives up, you'll remain to the end." "As long as my mother's alive, I can't be free of this." "Ever since he left, she hasn't slept comfortably once." "She doesn't heat the room." "I was in middle school, so it's been over ten years," "she'll probably sleep that way tonight." "Curled up like a bug." "She says a parent who failed her son can't lie comfortably." "If you succeed, they'll free you of your father's crimes?" "Yes." "The drill captain said that?" "Yes." "Okay." "I'll say I beat you, and then I fell over and hit a rock." "You asked us to send unit 684 to Viet Nam?" "Send them anywhere in the world and they will excel." "They'll be a great help to our troops in the Vietnam War." "As soon as those boys leave Silmido, the world will know of our plans to kill Kim Il-sung." "For 30 men, do we sacrifice 30 million citizens' hopes for peace?" "I will ensure that everything concerning Silmido remains secret." "The surest way to keep secrets is to bury them." "But we promised them..." "Isn't it a soldier's highest moral duty to be obedient?" "The order given to you is to completely erase unit 684." "Where was this order given?" "It is the nation's order." "Is central intelligence the nation?" "Those with authority make decisions and pass down orders." "Those are the nation's orders." "Now the Republic is ordering that unit 684 be terminated." "Chief, are you all right?" "Lead out our guest." "How can I kill them with my own hands?" "Sergeant Jo, Sergeant Park, Staff Sergeants Ko and Han, and 35. young soldiers... do you wish to sacrifice them?" " What do you mean?" " I'll give you a week." "After one week, we will storm unit 684 ourselves." "Everyone will be shot, you and the soldiers included." "Look at those idiots." "Did they let in another goal?" "Winning here doesn't get you anything, why bother?" "But they run well for people with no food." "There's no beating these days, so they've got extra energy." "It's so quiet, aren't you nervous?" "You feel uneasy if they don't beat you?" "Want me to do it?" "What the hell?" "You think we're friends now?" "Hey, are they printed in America?" " What?" " I know it all, you bastard." "I thought I'd tell Sergeant Dick and watch you get killed, but then they'd probably rip it up, so I controlled myself." "Let's look at it together." "What are you talking about?" "This bastard's reading the classics alone each night." "Are they white girls or black girls?" " Really?" " No." "Come on!" "I'm telling you the truth!" "Sang-pil, are you sure?" "They didn't let us bring anything here." "Anything's possible." "In jail, I saw a guy who lived with 20 cigarettes up his ass." "Want to see?" "Why didn't you say earlier?" "What's this?" "That girl isn't black or white." " That's yutdong." "Pink color." " Yutdong?" "The name of the clothes." "My mom had one just the same." "When I entered middle school, she made one and wore it." "The word yutdong was so funny, we made jokes about it." "My brother and I kept laughing..." "Hand it over" "Come on, hand it over!" "It's the last photo of my mother." "I won't take it out again." "Hurry up, asshole!" "Stop it." "Give it!" "It's his mother's photo." "Unit 684 needs only orders and obedience." "His mother?" "Who needs shit like that?" "What's with you?" "You have a photo of your mother too." "They have to go to Pyongyang." "If one of them gets distracted, our 3 years work will unravel." "Especially him, thinking the captain will protect him..." "What's going on?" "Loyalty!" "I'm disciplining team 3 captain for carrying personal items." "It's his mother's photo." "He'll hand it over." "Come on, man." "No!" " In-chan!" " No!" "Control yourself!" "Captain!" "If you shoot me, you can go see your mother in person." "First, I'll go to Pyongyang." "KANG In-chan!" "24 hours solitary confinement." "Loyalty!" "At ease." "Do you regret it?" "Taking my offer, three years ago." "No, sir." "A lot of time you spent here must've been worse than death." "I'm paying a price to get what I want, so no regrets." " Bring some water." " Yes?" "Bring some drinking water." "Yes, sir." "An order has come to terminate the unit." "It says for us to kill the boys ourselves." " Captain!" " It's an order from above." "This is ridiculous!" "What are you doing?" "Say something!" "What if we don't carry out the order?" "Someone will come here to do it themselves." "What will happen to us?" "If we leave first, then they'll terminate..." "What are you saying?" "What do you mean, terminate?" "You should be saying this can't happen, not ask who!" "Wait a minute!" "What the hell are you thinking?" "Quiet!" "If the order is irreversible, we should obviously ensure our safety." "Obviously?" "What's obvious?" "Will there be consequences if we disobey?" "Then we'll be eliminated too." "If we don't carry out the order, they'll assume we sympathize with the soldiers, and concluding that we can't be trusted to keep this secret, they'll kill us as well." "This is absurd." "None of this makes sense!" "Why just kill such competent men?" " Does that make sense?" " Because they're competent." "Killing them is safer." "You asshole!" "Why do you keep taking the higher-ups' side?" "How much time do we have?" " Hey!" " Five days remain." "Can we use any method?" "You son of a bitch!" "Sergeant Jo!" "You..." "Do you really have to..." "Those pathetic bastards..." "We can't die with them just because they're pathetic." "Would you choose them over your mother?" "You want me to die, a month before my kid is born?" "Even still, you bastard..." "Even still, you bastard!" "You dirty bastard." "Forgive me." "About the methods..." "I'm leaving it up to the two of you." "Whether you follow the order or disobey it..." "Yes, sir." "What are you doing?" "What?" "Is something wrong?" "No." "These days, I almost feel like settling down here." "Sang-pil!" "Sergeant Jo!" "Don't be like this." "It's an order, after all." "An order?" "Were you so nice to them all this time only to do this?" "You coward." "Then what can you do about it?" "If you're so brave, what will you do?" "Don't say another word." "If you challenge me again, I'll kill you." "Our creed" "Can you do it without Sergeant Jo?" "At this stage, it's better without him." "I'll take responsibility." "Just send Sergeant Jo to the mainland, please." "If I send him under these circumstances will he just go?" "Send him to argue once more on the soldiers' behalf." "He won't refuse such an order." "Did you see a ghost?" "Hey..." "you'll hurt someone!" "What's wrong, are you sick?" "It looks like the heat got to him." "Last night he saw spirits." "He screamed out so loud, woke us all up." "Go take a rest." "Thank you." "Let's go." "Come on." "Have a good trip." "Loyalty!" "What does it mean if Sergeant Jo's leaving?" "That tonight they'll wipe us all out?" "Loyalty!" "Sergeant Jo!" "What?" "Going on vacation?" "You think I'm so fortunate?" "I'm on business." "You'll be back today?" "What's with you guys?" "The boys were hoping you'd bring back something sweet." "Don't worry about it." "All right." "I'll bring you back something by tomorrow night." "Attention!" "Salute!" "Loyalty!" "You know these soldiers' abilities better than anyone." "In order to avoid a terrible slaughter, not one of them should be left by daybreak." "Go out quietly, in one line." "Do we wipe them all out?" "Once it starts, it's a fight for our lives." "They started this." "We can't afford to feel guilty." "If we can't finish in 20 min." "Our chances are slim." "Switch with me." "I can't do the communication barracks." "Park was going on holiday in a week, he was so excited." "Don't pretend you're the only one feeling bad." "Does anyone here want to kill their superior?" "But your guy is new, you can't be that close to him." "You bastards!" "It's time." "We're supposed to take our counterpart?" "That seems a bit risky." "Is this the only way?" "What if someone else..." " Control yourself, Sergeant!" " Stop it!" "What are you doing?" "This isn't like you!" "What isn't like me?" "You shitheads!" "Kill them..." "If you don't, then we're all dead." "Got it?" "Don't make that face, huh?" "Go quickly now and contact the soldiers on guard duty, so they are informed of our plans." "The operation begins in 30 minutes." "In position, all of you!" "In position!" "You assholes!" "You could have just sent us." "My mission was to kill you, not send you." "Your mission was to send us to Pyongyang." "My mission was not only to make unit 684 the greatest unit, but to respond at once to the nation's call." "The nation has ordered me to dissolve unit 684." "Now, my mission is to kill you." "Then you should've done it properly." "Why did you set me up to listen outside the door?" "Knowing all this would happen!" "Now all your subordinates will die." "As soldiers, they may die in carrying out their mission." "But my sense of duty won't let me break my promise to you." "That's a cowardly excuse!" "Yes, so I let my subordinates choose." "I'm an incompetent coward." "Shoot me before leaving." "Or I'll have no choice but to kill you." "I'm sorry." "Shit!" "Over there!" "Don't shoot!" "Don't come any closer!" "And you were the first one to betray us!" "Even that mean bastard Sergeant Dick was against it." "You were all doomed anyway!" "You were gonna die either way, why should we die too?" "Why were we gonna die anyway?" "After you came, they destroyed your national IDs." "You know what that means?" "You're just ghosts, roped in on this island." "Whether successful or not, you were as good as buried..." "Don't lie, you asshole!" "He's not lying." "But if you tell us there was no other way, then it's no different when we take aim at you." "If you'd tried to find another way, if you'd thought... even once that our cursed lives are worth as much as yours..." "What do you mean, the same?" "You're all convicted criminals!" "How can a bunch of nameless..." "What I mean is..." "We..." "Why am I nameless?" "I'm HAN Sang-pil!" "HAN Sang-pil, you fuckers!" "Was that their plan from the beginning?" "Was it?" "To use us and then get rid of us with nobody knowing?" "Even if we killed Kim Il-sung now, we'd still end up dead men." "We're better off dying." "But I won't even get my name on my gravestone." "Shit." "I thought they'd bury us in the National Cemetery." "I was going to be the first success in my family." "If you're in Korea's best special unit, you're a success." "Best?" "Who will ever know?" "Those sons of bitches who kill us and erase our past?" "We can go and make sure that people know." "Beak 501, Beak 501." "DPS 351 confirm training, over." "What?" "There's no training!" " They're moving, report." " How many of them?" "About 20." "All armed." "Even without all of you," "I can tell them all we want to say, so go wherever you like." "We won't stop you." "Go if you want." "If I don't see the bastards who did this to us, it'll drive me crazy inside." "If Geun-je had lived, what would he say?" ""Nowhere to go, and nothing to do once I get there. "" "It's time." "The Blue House, don't take any detours." "We need to talk to the president, okay?" "Don't cry, baby." "Please!" "Lady, all kids cry." "That's how they grow up." "Yes, sir." "There's no need to be scared of us." "We're just on our way to the President's House, and we had no money, so we borrowed this bus." "So you'll let us live?" "Don't worry." "Why kill someone for no reason?" "Here is some breaking news... 20 armed Northern guerillas have landed via Incheon and are traveling along Kyung-in Road." "Heavily armed, they could be a threat to bystanders." "Citizens are advised to take extra-special precautions." "If those traveling on Kyung-in Road see suspicious soldiers..." "Armed communists?" "They're calling us armed communists?" "Do they order armed communists to kill Kim Il-sung?" "Those bastards!" "There's nothing behind us." "Drive straight ahead." "Straight ahead?" "Step on it!" "Step on it!" "Prepare to fire." "Chan-seok!" "Chan-seok!" "They're not communists!" "Why are you saying that?" "They're unit 684 of the Republic of Korea!" "Chan-seok!" "How can they call us communists?" "Stay awake!" "If we learn tactics on a deserted island, and suddenly appear in stolen uniforms, we must look like communist guerrilas." "Open your eyes!" "I can't even remember the national anthem." "Soldiers' corpses are wrapped in a bloody people's flag." "Before the bodies turn cold and stiff, the blood stains the flag red." "Raise it to the sky, the red-stained bloody flag and beneath it, make a solemn vow." "Chan-seok!" "Cowards can leave, if they wish to go." "We will remain to protect our flag." "It's nothing to cry about!" "He's just going a little sooner." "The same will happen to all us." "Young men!" "You sing strange songs, and fight with our soldiers." "If you aren't communists, then what are you?" "Risk your lives for our nation and people, to kill Kim Il-sung." "That is your mission." "We can't hold up any longer, chief." "Each region's soldiers and policemen have installed barricades, but each one has fallen." "Now they have just entered Seoul." "Gunfights are occurring, and the President is very uneasy." "Just give the order." "The army is prepared and standing by." "Now even you are in a panic." "If the situation blows up, it will be a huge problem." "You need to let the fire burn to get the hidden mice." "Now that it's reached this stage, the air force won't be able to deny responsibility." "All those people who praised Chief Kim's policy..." "They'll have to run and hide, no?" "Now you can start." "Go ahead." "One, two, one..." "What do we do?" "Step on it." "Stop the bus." "Step on it!" "Stop!" "But there are still civilians..." "Yes, sir." "Determine the civilians' location and ready the snipers." "Yes, sir." "What's wrong?" "Are you scared?" "Sang-pil." "Take everyone out." "If you say the crazy son of a commie was threatening to blow up everyone with a grenade, so you couldn't help but come along..." "Hey!" "Shithead, there you go again." "Won-sang, lead everyone out." "You want us to leave?" "Those bastards have brains, too." "Think they'll believe we got dragged here by one lunatic?" "You need two lunatics." " Sang-pil!" " Shut up!" "I'm not going to watch you be some damned hero." "You couldn't drag me here." "I came myself." "You shut up too." "What did we come here for?" "Other people can leave, but I'm staying!" "Three lunatics seem better than two." "You think you're still team captain here?" "Once a captain, always a captain, bastard." "Sure." "Once an underling, always an underling." "Think you can toss us out and play heroes yourself?" "Hey!" "What would we do if we hadn't met those bastards?" "They're up to something behind us!" "Are you okay?" "I'm okay!" "Stop, you bastards!" "There are civilians..." "Hold your fire!" "That's enough." "The civilians are by the window." "Commander!" "Yes, sir." "In 5 minutes, we open full fire." "The civilians..." "Forget them!" "Bystanders are watching us." "That's an order!" "Loyalty!" "I'll go talk to them." "Who the hell are you?" "The men in the bus are my subordinates." "Take him away!" "They're not communists!" "I can persuade them." "Get out!" "Let go!" " Get out!" " Let go of me, bastards!" "Are you okay?" "Hell, yeah." "This is nothing." "Shit." "I forgot to give this to you..." "I couldn't find a few pieces." "Shit." "But the skirt is all there." "The yutdong!" "Sgt. Dick, the mean bastard, ripped it into such tiny pieces." "But I'm relieved that at least one mean bastard got out." "Sergeant Ko probably lived too!" "What?" "I probably saved one too." "He was a bit beat up, though." "Why can't you obey orders, huh?" "We're all going to die anyway." "The newspapers will write about 19 dead communists." "That'll be funny." "Fat communist 1." "Short-legged communist 2." "Constantly-eating communist 3." "Hairless left armpit communist 4." "CHOl Jang-su, whose name means "long life"." "KIM Deok-young" "CHOl Soo-young" "KIM Ki-hwan" "YOO Jae-seung" "LEE Sung-min" "LEE Min-ho." "Your name's missing." "Will this do?" "Sure." "Hurry up and get out!" "Hurry, if you don't want to die!" "General." "Ready?" "Yes, ready!" "Ready?" "Yes!" "Ready!" "Are you ready?" "Yes, we're ready!" "Daylight Terror in Seoul" "Civilian Convicts Lead Armed Revolt" "survivors of blast sentenced to death by military tribunal." "True Account of Silmido Incident" "Removal of 7th US Army Division" "Analysis of Rodong Newspaper" "True Account of Silmido Incident" "Preparations for North-South Red Cross Meeting" "To the soldiers who risked death to answer their nation's call, and to the 31 trainees, abandoned by a divided nation, who cried out in search of their identities at their place of death, we dedicate this film."

"Previously on The Blacklist..." "Reddington's interest in this case." "What does he get?" "It just keeps getting worse." "There's not going to be a shower." "Why not?" "I'm giving my child up for adoption." "Why would you do that?" "You and Tom agree on something." " He wants you to keep the baby?" " Yeah." "You expect me to hire you." "I need the job." "Only two crews have targeted reinder-de groot." "Both were slaughtered." "By Geert Klerken." "But that was years ago." "Let's go." "Thanks, boys." "Yeah, I'm just walking in now." "Hang on." "I got to turn this thing off." "Disarmed." " Not ready to arm." " Yeah, I know." "It talks." "Man, I'm telling you, this new place is state of the art." "Yeah, I just got the last box out of storage, so as of tonight, we are officially moved in." "Dude, relax, okay?" "We're better than fine." "We're growing faster than 90% of the tech start-ups in the country." "Yo, I got to go." "Don't worry so much, okay?" "We worked hard to get here." "Let's at least try to enjoy it." "♪ the killing season, it's beginning ♪" "♪ I feel your hands around my throat ♪" "I agree." "It's so important to enjoy your work." "♪ you either lose or come up winning ♪" "♪ now, paint it, Mary, paint it black ♪" "♪ tonight, they hang Jerry ♪" "♪ tonight, they hang Jack ♪" "♪ when this killing season's over ♪" "♪ I'll never say your name again ♪" "Say "Cheese."" "We're out of time." "He's going into hypervolemic shock." "What do we know?" "White male, approximately 30 years old." "Two gunshot wounds." "One to the left upper extremity." "May have hit the brachial artery." "What the hell did he do?" "Genius dug one of the bullets out himself." " Tom?" " Tom?" " You know this guy?" " Not really." " Friend of a friend." " Yeah, well, your friend's friend is in a lot of trouble." "Paramedic who brought him in notified the police." "They're sending detectives to question him." "It's gonna be a short conversation if we don't hurry." "His pulse is dropping." "Where is he?" "Do you know?" "He's not answering his cell." "I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and assume you mean Tom." "Did you hurt him?" "Why would you think that?" "'Cause the last time I spoke to him, he told me we'd be free." "Of you." "I am not your Tom problem, Lizzy." "Tom is your Tom problem." "I'm sure he'll turn up soon enough." "Why are we at an art exhibit?" "Because Roberta Smith at the Times said it was worth a look." "And it seemed like a fitting spot to introduce our next adventure." "You're looking at a crime-scene photo." "It appeared online a few hours ago, along with a breaking-news bulletin about the murder of Randy Brenner at his new home in Richmond." "The local police are flummoxed." "It obviously wasn't your typical home invasion or burglary gone wrong." "It wasn't a crime of passion." "It is, in fact, to one somewhat disturbed individual, quite literally a work of art." "Those who know of his existence call him Drexel." "Considers himself a performance artist." "And like most performance artists, his work is a form of social commentary." "Most performance artists don't kill people in service of their work." "Last winter, he murdered the owner of one of the largest CAFOs in Europe." "CAFO?" "A Controlled Animal Feeding Operation." "Hung the owner up on a hook like the cattle they butcher." "A little heavy-handed." "Drexel does not employ subtlety to get his point across." "His work shows up in unexpected locations... sometimes only for a few hours." "This man has fans?" " People support him?" " Yes." "A small-but-rabid following." "Death as entertainment." "Drexel makes them feel part of something-- an underground protest movement." "And how do you know Drexel killed Randy Brenner?" "Because he's advertising it." "_" "According to Reddington, this photo started circulating two hours before Randy Brenner's body was discovered." "Which means the killer probably took the photo." "So how did Reddington get his hands on it?" "It was published online in an underground zine called Rigby." "Apparently they post about all things underground." "Someone using the handle "Rimona"" "wrote an article promoting Drexel's next show." ""Coming soon!" "The next masterpiece is already under way."" "So Randy Brenner's murder was one component in some kind of art exhibit?" "And this Drexel-- nobody has any idea who he is?" "Well, there are rumors online-- an art professor, a political journalist." "Some think he's an urban myth." "Reddington's looking for Rimona." "Apparently she's gonna have an exclusive interview" " with Drexel in next week's edition." " Fine." "In the meantime, get out to the crime scene before that body is removed." "Something up?" "Tom didn't show up for dinner last night, and he's not picking up his cell." "Probably just a misunderstanding." "He'll turn up." "That's what Reddington says." "Look..." "I know your decision to give up your child for adoption probably wasn't an easy one." "But given everything you and Tom have been through," "I get it." "And I want you to know I'm here if you need anything." "Did you tell Cooper about the adoption?" "You told me to cancel the baby shower." "I told everyone." "Samar, why would you..." "Are you upset?" "No, I just hadn't decided how I was gonna tell the others." "You feel guilty." "You shouldn't." "Society has every woman feeling like her primary role is to have a child." "It's not." "I don't want children." "I want a career." "Men can have both, but for women, it's like having two full-time jobs." "Liz, I'm..." "I'm sorry that I overstepped." "I wasn't thinking." "But there's no shame in your decision." "Detective Quinn." "Donald Ressler." "Thanks for holding down the fort." "You want to walk me through it?" "Been stewing in his own juices for a while." "Would have had the body removed a while ago" " if you hadn't called." " Who found him?" "Guy's name's Adelson-- Joseph P." "Business partner in some kind of start-up." "Said they had plans to work from here this morning." " ME?" " Best guess on cause?" "Someone snapped our vic's neck like a chicken last night around 10:00 PM, give or take." "That phone." "It was there when they found the body?" "As far as I know, no one touched it." "What the hell is that?" "You got a line on the killer, don't you?" "That's why you guys are here." "You know who did this." "Something like that." "Very good, agent whoever you are." "Smile for the camera." "Look, I'm just saying, in the end, women want babies." "A lot of women give up their children for adoption." "Almost always under extraordinary circumstances, which I completely understand." "Is that a fact?" "It's how women are wired." "Keen's gonna keep that kid." "Sorry for the wait." "Jon Adelson." "Thanks for seeing us so quickly." "We know you've had quite the morning." "Randy and I weren't just partners." "We were best friends since college." "What-- whatever I can do." "We understand that you spoke with Randy last night." " Yes." " Can you tell us what you talked about?" "Work." "We started this company a year ago, and" "You guys are a financial-services company?" "We provide our customers with one networked portal for all trading, financial news and commentary, research." "Competitive field." "Guess you guys built a better mousetrap, huh?" "Huh." "We'd like to think so." "The house Randy bought was expensive." "Business must be good." "What exactly are you looking for?" "I mean, I spoke with one of the local detectives, and he seemed to think that Randy was killed by a burglar or..." "With all due respect to the local police, we're not operating under that theory." " Because?" " Take your pick." "The scuff marks on the hardwood floor indicate a struggle, which means that after the murder," "Randy was placed on that couch." "Not your average burglar move." "Someone wanted us to find him like that, just like someone wanted us to speak with you." "Now you lost me." "The killer staged the scene." "Brenner's phone was placed in his hands." "The killer knew that we'd trace his last call." "He wanted us to have this conversation." "Do you have any idea why that might be, Mr. Adelson?" "What do you think he hoped we'd discover?" "Okay, look, I-I don't know what you think happened here." "You want our books, our clients, be my guest." "Randy was like a brother to me." "You get that?" "Clearly, he's hiding something, but I don't think he has any idea who killed Brenner." "Seemed a little nervous." "Maybe he thinks he's next." "Aram." "Okay, the computer you sent me from Randy Brenner-- the webcam is definitely the source of the Rigby photo." "So Drexel accessed the webcam remotely." "Correct." "I just analyzed the hard drive and found a rat." " A rat?" " Remote Access Trojan." "It takes over a system, accesses the webcam." "But the thing is, this is not your average rodent." "From what I can tell, it uses artificial intelligence to modify its payload, which is rare." "Like, super-rare." "In fact, I've seen this exact AI automation before-- once." "As part of a classified security briefing by the NSA." "So, how did a performance artist get his hands on classified NSA technology?" "You know what?" "Call the Security Directorate." "Tell them we need to set up a meeting now." "Unfortunately, we don't open for another hour." "Right." "Which is why we're here now." "We've come for the fugu kimo." "Fugu kimo?" "Blowfish liver." "Contains a poison 1,200 times deadlier than cyanide-- so lethal, a single fish can kill 30 grown men." "People eat this?" "Not legally, no." "But as with most dangerous endeavors, there are those who feel compelled." "Tetrodotoxin first creates a tingling in the lips, then the hands." "If you're lucky and your chef is meticulous, you can survive with a story and an adrenaline rush." "But if you're not, the poison can kill you in minutes." "This way, please." "What you are asking for, this is against the law to prepare." "Ah, Chef Hanzo." "And yet I hear you prepare it so brilliantly." "Who told you this?" "My associate and I read about it." "You were featured in an online publication called Rigby." "A marvelous story." "Relax, Hanzo-san." "We're not here to cause trouble." "We just want a little information." "I'm trying to get in touch with the woman who interviewed you." "Rimona." "Perhaps you can find us a phone number." "Tom, is that you?" " Liz, listen to me." "You need to" " Nik?" "It's" " Wow." " Hey." " Liz, listen to me." "It's about Tom." "Paramedics brought him in here a few hours ago." " He's been shot." " Shot?" "!" "Is he okay?" " Where is he?" " He's still in surgery." "He won't be out for another couple of hours." "But you need to know... the police are here." "And one of them told a nurse he was here to question a robbery suspect." "You still there?" "Please tell me he's okay." "He's alive, but I can't honestly promise you he's gonna make it." "Oh, my God." "It's a simple question." "Is the program an NSA exploit or not?" "Hey, look, technically I'm not authorized to comment on any program" "Cut the crap." "That program was found on a home computer." "Now it's connected to a homicide." "So I suggest you start commenting." "Yeah." "It's ours." "And it's highly classified." "It's a mega rodent, a rat on steroids." "It-- it lets us take remote control of any system on a network." "Including stealth access to webcams?" "Desktops, laptops, security feeds, hell, even baby monitors networked to Wi-Fi." "It's a premium-grade spy tool." "If it's out there in the wild, we have a national security issue." "Hey." "What?" "What's up?" "I'm not sure." "I think it's about to be someone's last day." "Where are you going?" "I just-- I got to hit the head." "Aaron Mulgrew." "Aah!" "Going somewhere?" "It's a miracle he survived the surgery." "Most of us didn't think he'd make it." "Will he?" "It's too early to say." "We'll know more when he's conscious." "Like I said, he lost a lot of blood" "Whoa." "You're..." "I didn't know." "And Tom's..." "Obviously." "It's just... when I saw you last, it didn't seem like you were together." "It's complicated." "The detectives left a number." "We're supposed to let them know when he's awake." "Robbery?" "That's all you heard?" "All I know is, it sounded serious." "You really have no idea what he was doing?" "Nope." "No idea." "All I know is that he had the delusion that we could be a family..." "That we could get away from..." "Reddington." "And you think that's impossible?" "You have no idea what it's like..." "To feel like you're trapped..." "To feel like your life isn't your own anymore." "You can't prove I leaked that program." "I got to say, Aaron, you had a much better chance of us believing that before you ran like a scared little girl." "FBI and NSA techs are tearing apart every system you own." "We have teams at your house, your office, your storage locker." "What are they gonna find at your storage locker, Aaron?" "All right, if I talk..." "We talk to the US Attorney." "Maybe he skips the treason charge, sticks with espionage act violations." "See, there's a bigger picture here, Aaron." "That program you leaked-- it was found on a home computer at a murder scene." "Okay, I don't know anything about a murder, but..." " maybe I did upload the program." " To where?" "I built a site for it." "I posted the raw code." "But these things they make us develop, they are dangerous." "Do you know what that's like?" "Creating something, knowing that when you're done," " it's gonna be used to victimize innocent people?" " So, what?" "What, this was like a political statement?" "I just don't think that the government or anybody can be trusted with that kind of power." " So I leaked it." " And it never occurred to you that criminals might use it?" "Or this country's enemies?" "Yeah, it occurred to me." "That's why I modified the code to include a phone-home component." "Whenever the program gets used, it makes contact with my server so I can track who's downloaded it." "We're going to need that data." "Well, if you raided my storage locker, then you already have it." "_" "As far as you go, pops." "Whatever you're looking for, this ain't it." "Pops." "You know, I always liked that name." "Louis Armstrong was called "Pops."" "Willie Stargell, the legendary Pittsburgh Pirate." "My lord, that man could smack a fastball." "There was Pops Foster, Pops Fernandez..." "All right, let's go, pop." "Oh, my." "And then there are different pops entirely." "Like the pops you hear when your shoulder's being dislocated." "I need you to hop on that radio of yours and let whoever's in charge know that I'm outside." "Wow." "Raymond Reddington." "I mean, you're actually him." "Indeed." "Can, uh, I ask how you found us?" "I read Rimona's piece on torafugu kimo." "Chef Hanzo and I just became friends." "He said I could reach her here." "Mr. Reddington, with only the greatest respect," "I'm sure you can appreciate the people who write for Rigby prefer to keep their identities private." "It's not her identity I'm interested in." "It's the subject of her next profile" "Drexel." "Look..." "It's bad business for a journalist to burn a source, but maybe I can make up for the indiscretion." " What do you have in mind?" " An interview." "With you." "Let's not get ahead of ourselves." "First, I need to speak with Rimona." "Where are we?" "Cyber techs recovered the laptop" "Mulgrew used to upload the mega rodent to the web." "And this is the phone-home log that Mulgrew created." "The IP address of everyone who's ever used the program" " is on that list." " Which means one of those is probably Drexel." "How many addresses are we talking about?" " Too many." " It will take weeks to process." "If Reddington's right," "Drexel's not gonna wait for us to catch up." "What about Adelson, the business partner?" " Anything out of line?" " TBD." "We just got all of his company's financial records." "Let's get on it." "If we don't find Drexel soon, we're gonna have another body on our hands." "What about Agent Keen?" "I haven't seen her since this morning." "She just left word-- on her way to see Reddington." "He's in the hospital!" "He was shot!" "Not on the street." "Let's get in a car." "He was involved in some kind of robbery, and now the police want to question him!" " Lower your voice, Lizzy." " No." "I am not your Lizzy... to control, to be told what to do." "Don't you get it?" "The only reason Tom did what he did is because he had to do something desperate to get away from this." "You made yourself clear this morning, Elizabeth." "You can blame me if you like." "Damn right, I blame you." " If he dies..." " If he dies, it's because he put himself in exactly the wrong place at exactly the wrong time." "He did this, not me." "And that robbery the police want to ask him about-- diamonds." "He was part of a team that stole tens of millions of dollars' worth of diamonds." "A team I hear included his ex-girlfriend Gina Zanetakos." "He's reckless, dangerous." "He's not worthy of being your husband, and he sure as hell is not worthy of raising that child." "There's nothing here." "It's a start-up." "They have clients, but it's nothing earth-shattering." " Not enough to explain how Brenner could afford that house." " He was into something-- something that Drexel intended to expose in his next exhibit." "But nothing in these books is going to tell us what that is." "Maybe we can ask Drexel himself." "Dembe just called." "Reddington has reason to believe he's operating out of New York City." "I'm on it." "Okay, here we go." "Of the 1,000-plus downloads of the NSA program, 13 are from the New York metropolitan area." "Five trace back to apartments leased by women." "It's unlikely, given the way that Brenner's neck was snapped." "Looks like four are public places-- three libraries and one internet café." "And these last three were downloaded in the last few hours-- after Brenner was murdered." "Leaving... 2890 Central Avenue, Brooklyn." "Contact the New York field office." "Get up there as soon as possible." "Bring him in." "All clear." "Set up outside." "Be ready in case he comes back." "Hey." "This is our guy." "Ressler." "What the hell is this?" "Hey." "Tom, you're okay." " You're in the ICU." " Uh" "Don't try to talk." "You need to save your strength so I can kill you." "I didn't know if I was ever gonna see you again." "Either of you." "I'm sorry." "Ma'am?" "Detective Savino, Metro PD." "I'm gonna need you to step out of the room, please." "He's barely conscious." "You don't need to do this right now." "Ma'am, I'm not gonna ask you again." "Is he under arrest?" "Tom, don't say anything!" "He's invoking his right to counsel." "Okay, here's what I could find." "The space was leased six months ago to a Reginald Turner, age 44." "Paid all six months in advance and gave one character reference-- a high-school art-history teacher in Virginia, who he listed as a former colleague." "We should be able to run with that." "Already running." "That's him." ""Reggie Turner, local teacher opens first solo gallery show."" "Drexel's real name is Reginald Turner." " So he is an artist." " At least he was." "From what I can tell, he only had one show, a pop-up gallery in the East Village, and the reviews were not kind." "Navabi." "It looks like Drexel has been watching these guys for a while." "We've got two, three dozen photos here, half of Randy Brenner, half of Jon Adelson, the partner." "I think it's time we go at Adelson and rattle his cage." " What do you need from us?" " Aram, there's a laptop here." "We're gonna need you to get remote access, see what you can find." "No problem." "I know just the mega rodent for the job." "Ah, the fair Rimona." "Reddington." "How did you get in here?" "How did you even find me?" "I know you suggested to your editor that we meet later in the week, but I'm afraid our business couldn't wait." "Our business?" "You mean your business." "'Cause my work doesn't involve burning sources." "Your source is a serial killer." "Look..." "Drexel obviously wants to remain anonymous." "As a reporter, I have to honor that, regardless of what he's suspected of." "As a reporter." "Amazing times, these, don't you think?" "When any Tom, Dick, or Sally with a laptop and internet access can declare herself a journalist." "I mean, you don't even use a last name." "I would be thrilled to write a profile on you when all this is done, but I'm not gonna help you find Drexel." "Oh, but I think you will, Rachel." "That is your name, isn't it?" "Rachel Hobbs." "Daughter of Randall Hobbs, the patio-furniture king of Costa Mesa, California." "I admire your respect for anonymity, Rachel, but your principles are a luxury I can no longer afford." "So I'll give you a choice-- you can protect his anonymity or yours." " I didn't kill Randy." " We believe you." "Then why are you here?" "Well, you may not know who killed Brenner, but you definitely know why." "And whatever he was into, whatever the two of you were into" " This is crazy." " Look, we can help you..." "Before whoever came after Randy comes after you." "We're done." "You want to talk to me again, I want a lawyer." " Aram, I can't talk." "We're right in the middle of" " Interviewing Adelson." "I know." "I am watching you right now." "Excuse me?" "I'm looking at Drexel's laptop." "Randy Brenner's computer isn't the only one he ratted." "He's running another video feed from Adelson's office." "Look to your right." "There must be a webcam." "On his desktop, yeah." "He's recording everything, and not to the system-- to some remote location." "I don't know where." "Here, let me try something." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Two more feeds just popped up." "Okay, you guys should get back here." "_" "I'm here." "My voice is not to be recorded." "Of course." "I can take notes." "Begin walking-- now." "Straight ahead, toward the exit." "Keep walking." "Keep walking." "The staircase on your left-- take it." "Do it now." "Dembe." "_" "We get a call-- a crew hit Reinder-De Groot." "Next thing we know, a guy matching the description of one of the perps stumbles in here all shot up, won't say why." "That's just a coincidence." "We got the head of corporate security coming over now." "Name's Klerken." "Ring a bell?" "He's gonna walk in here and identify you." "Case open, case closed." "It's gonna be okay." "No, it isn't." "It is." "Everything will be okay." "I hope you'll forgive the security precautions." "As you know, my work is, uh, inflammatory." "I rely on the support of the enlightened patrons who value my efforts..." "One of whom was kind enough to make this space available for our interview." "It's fine." "Really." "So, did..." "Did you have a question?" "You seem... uncomfortable." "Oh." "Uh, no." "I" " Sorry." "Yes." "Of course I have questions." "Honestly, I'm familiar with your work, and it's not every day that I find myself alone in a basement with a man who, um..." "Kills." "Yes." "Understandable." "But I assure you, you have nothing to fear." "Unless... that is, you're hiding something." "Raymond Reddington." "I saw him." "You brought him here." "No, I..." "Does he know about me?" "What I've done?" "I-I-I don't know what you're talking about." "Does... he... know?" "Where the hell is Keen?" "No word from her." "Or Reddington." "Sir, you're gonna want to take a look at this." "This is a continuous feed being run live from Adelson's office." "Drexel wasn't just ratting Randy Brenner." "He was recording footage from multiple cameras." "Recording to where?" "We're still not sure." "From how many sources?" "So far, I've only seen four." "One was from Randy Brenner's house." "The second, Adelson's office." "And these are the other two." "Who is that?" "We don't know yet, but that's probably $100 grand, and that is definitely a semiautomatic." "Drexel figured out what these guys are up to." " Can you trace the feed?" " Working on it." "No!" "Wait!" "No, please!" "I didn't have a choice." "You're hurting me!" "Get her out of here." "Okay, Mr. Klerken." "When we go inside, I'm gonna ask you only two questions" "One, do you recognize anyone?" "When you answer yes, my next question will be "From where do you recognize him?"" "If it's him, I'll know right away." "I spent a good amount of time with the scum who stole from us." "Sir, do you recognize anyone?" "Well..." "I damn well better." "I'm the one who trained him." "You want to say that again?" "He's not your guy." "Tom, thank God you're okay." "Tom?" "Tom Keen." "He's one of ours." "Followed after the crew that hit us." "Risked his life in the process." "If that's true, you want to tell me why you never said anything?" "I can answer." "My men are under strict instructions not to speak to anybody but me, even the authorities." "I hope I've been of help." "East garage, this is Altmeir." "I think we have a problem." "Breach!" "Whoa, whoa." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "Hey, hey, hey!" " Whoa." " Stay right in the chair for me, please." "You can't" "I don't know." "I don't know." "What the hell is this place?" "You know, I've often considered my love of art, and I realized it's not just the art-- it's the artist." "I like art a lot, but I love artists." "I love the stories behind their work..." "The characters." "Lopping off ears..." "Rankling the establishment with paintings of soup cans..." "Often boldly revealing themselves to our keen observation and insight, our scrutiny." "What a marvelous thing, the courage to create." "Though I must say, nothing about your work strikes me as courageous." "It seems self-indulgent, petulant." "Like a tantrum from a child who's just realized that the world can be a dark and unfair place." "I'm" " I'm not interested in your opinions of my work." "An artist's job is to speak." "And this latest manifesto?" "Beginning with the murder of Randy Brenner." "What is it that you feel so compelled to say?" "You have no idea what he was doing, do you?" "We call it a rat farm." "A what?" "Rat-- remote access trojan." "We know what a rat is." "We also know that you downloaded the NSA program that Aaron Mulgrew put online." "So, why call it a farm?" "Because it's a business." "We collect ratted systems, grow them, maintain them, and ultimately sell them." "You were right-- as a start-up, Headwind was nothing special." "Randy and I were struggling until we got lucky and he found that program." "You saw a golden opportunity." "Gold?" "What you are looking at is worth a hell of a lot more than gold in today's market." "This is what people want-- access." "You want to spy on a sorority girl?" "Maybe you want to know what your local politician likes to do at home." "Trade secrets of a Fortune 500 company." "We commandeer their systems, then stream the feed like a broadcasting network." "Cops, nannies, teachers." "People pay to access the feeds?" "We offer a range of pricing options." "Single fee, package of five, or unlimited streaming for those who prefer to browse." "Look, I lied to protect this place, but I swear I told the truth about Randy." "I didn't kill him, and I don't know who did." "All those people..." "Stars of a show they don't even know exists." "An enemy of mine contacted you." "Okay." "Hang on." "A work was commissioned." "That was a job." "I need to know how to find your benefactor-- now." "I don't know." "It-it was all done anonymously." "I got meticulous instructions for what to paint and where to send it." "Mm." "An address." "You can answer me, or I can turn that wall behind you into a Jackson Pollock." "You think it was Reddington?" "It had to be." "He got to Klerken." "He intimidated him, or he paid him off." "I don't know." "My question is, why?" "This was his chance to get rid of me." "When I confronted him," "I didn't know what you were being accused of." "I just said you were part of some sort of robbery." "He already knew." "He told me about the diamonds." "How?" "Because I told him." "I don't understand." "You told him?" "Since when do you talk to Reddington?" "I do more than talk to him, Liz." "I work for him." "I have ever since the day he was shot." "I'm part of his mobile surgical unit now." "You warned me not to take his money." "I should have listened." "Nik, I had no idea." "Three nights ago, I was standing in an abandoned garage, pulling a 9mm slug from the liver of a 32-year-old weapons dealer from Kuala Lumpur." "So when you say he makes you feel trapped, like your life isn't your own anymore," "I know how that feels." "Why did you do it?" "You don't want me to be with Tom, but you saved him." "People say youth is wasted on the young." "I disagree." "I believe wisdom is wasted on the old." "All you can do is part with it, but very few will take it." "Least of all, the people closest to you." "They want no part of it." "No matter how often I warn you about Tom, you seem intent on discovering those perils for yourself." "Thank you." "I know..." "I say things that unsettle you about the dangers that lie ahead." "I know I anger you with things I say about Tom." "But if I've ever given you the impression that you won't survive this, that you and your child aren't going to have the simple life that I know you long for, I'm sorry." "Because you are going to have that, Lizzy." "So, now we know what Brenner and Adelson were up to." "But what about Drexel?" "All the footage he's been gathering" "We still haven't figured out where it's being recorded or what he planned to do with it." "♪ I wanted so much to need it ♪" "♪ but I couldn't feel it at all ♪" "♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ♪" "♪ ooh-ooh ♪" "♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ♪" "♪ ooh-ooh ♪" "♪ given the hand that feeds you ♪" "♪ do you feel hungry at all?" "♪" "Tell us a little about Elizabeth." "I remember the first time she brought up adoption." "She was so nervous." "She tried to cook dinner, which was a complete disaster." "I think it was around my third bite of cold spaghetti, she just started to cry." "And I don't know." "I think she was afraid of disappointing me." "But she told me she wanted to adopt." "You know, with so many children in need of a loving family, as she put it." "In that moment, I just..." "I don't think I've ever loved her more." "She's gonna be a great mom." "I mean, she really is." "♪ trouble again ♪" "♪ troubled by time ♪" "♪ trouble again ♪" "♪ oh, your troubling mind ♪" "I'm sorry." "For what I did." "Oh, it was stupid." "Yeah." "And I almost lost you because of it." "And the idea of that..." "That I would never see you again..." "I know." "Wait." "♪ you're wearing me down ♪" " ♪ you're wearing me down ♪" " Oh, my God." "I felt it." "Right there." "♪ you're wearing me down ♪" " ♪ you're wearing me down ♪" " I want to keep the baby." " ♪ you're wearing me down ♪" " Our baby." "Oh!" "Where's Rostova?" "Who?" "I don't know who" "Nine days ago, a painting was commissioned." "It was sent to this address, shipped to you-- Mr. Paul Allond." "Yes." "I..." "I'm a dealer." "A private art broker." "I received a call." "No name was given." "She said a piece had been acquired and was nearly finished." "She asked that it be sent to me." " For pickup." " Yes." "But not by her." "By you." "I assume you're the one she spoke of." "Reddington." "She said you would come." "You can send it back."

"Are you okay?" "You are a lifesaver." "Yeah, man." "Yeah, we can't thank you enough." "No, hey, mad..." "Mad props." "I could have sworn the guy said south." "But then all of a sudden we're off the main road then I'm trying to read the map while I'm driving, which is a bonehead maneuver." "And then all of a sudden, bam, we're..." "We're in that ditch." "Yeah, bam." "I'm like, "What the hell?" You know?" "Yes." "Oh, yes, and my coffee mug." "Of coffee?" "My mug of coffee." "It spills all over my pants, I mean..." "Just a nightmare." "There's your Sony GPS, I mean, for real." "Let's just..." "Like I said, we couldn't be more grateful." "Can't we just dump them here?" "What, and somebody finds them?" "Then what?" "People have seen us." "Hey, you're..." "You're gonna flood it, man." "I'm not gonna flood it." "She's not going to flood, all right?" "We're just gonna stay positive, right?" "We're gonna clean up this mess." "And you, start." "Goddamn it." "See, you flooded it." "All right." "All right." "You know what?" "The RV is going to start now." "The RV is going to start right now." "It's gonna start and we're gonna drive it over to your house." "My house?" "Yes." "Your house." "We're gonna drive it over there and park it overnight." "And then tomorrow..." "Uh-uh, man, not my house." "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "After we finish cleaning up this mess, we will go our separate ways." "Our paths will never cross." "And we will tell this to no one." "Understood?" "Oh, what, I can talk now?" "Fine." "That goes double for me." "Okay." "Okay." "Be good to me." "Yes!" "Yes." "Okay." "Okay." "Thank you." "Oh, shit." "Walt?" "You coming out?" "Mm-hm." "Yeah, absolutely." "We got looky-loos in both directions, Dan." "Better plan on being late if you're going in that direction." "This is Lisa in the Skycopter, we'll have more Albuquerque traffic on the hour." "Hey, um, you wanna hear something funny?" "We had a..." "A faculty meeting last Thursday and the topic was senior-class photos and how we had instituted a new rule last year that seniors are allowed to have photos taken by a photographer of their choice." "You know, not necessarily the photographer that the school hires, right?" "So..." "Um, eh, so anyway, uh, some of the senior girls were going to that, um, Glamour Shots place to have their photos taken." "And now they're bringing us all these photos, and Joan Everman..." "You know Joan." "Suddenly has to go through all these photos and turn them down because they show cleavage." "Did you get enough pancakes, sweetie?" "Yeah." "I..." "I'm good." "Okay." "You know, even the small-busted girls have cleavage." "Apparently there's some new type of brassiere or something." "The Wonderbra." "It's the Wonderbra." "Yeah?" "Okay." "Hey, there." "You've reached Walt," "Skyler and Walter Jr." "We can't come to the phone right now, so please leave us a message." "Hello, Mr. White." "This is ATT calling." "Are you happy with your current long-distance service?" "Because if you're not, I would definitely really, really love to talk to you as soon as possible about..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello, this is Walter White speaking." "You said he was practically dead, okay?" "You said he would die any minute." "Listen, uh, I am having breakfast with my family right now and I..." "I really don't appreciate these sales calls." "Well, too bad, man, because guess what." "He's still not dead." "I went and put my ear to the RV." "I can hear him, like, rolling around in there, all right?" "I..." "I..." "I think he's awake, man." "I think he's trying to get loose." "Where the hell are you?" "I'm freaking out over here." "Calm down, damn it." "Are you gonna help me clean this up?" "Huh?" "We got loose ends here." "Calm down." "I will be there after school." "Huh, after school." "Are you shitting me?" "Ditch it, man." "Call in sick." "Listen, uh, that is just not gonna work for me." "I'm..." "I'm not interested in that at all." "And, uh, I would appreciate it if you don't call here anymore." "Damn." "They're so annoying, those people." "You have a good day, sweetie." "Okay, Mom." "You too." "Okay." "Bye, honey." "Drive safe." "Okay." "Yo, yo, yo, 1, 4, 8, 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ." "What up, beyotch?" "Leave it at the tone." "So the term "chiral"" "derives from the Greek word "hand."" "Now, the concept here being that just as your left hand and your right hand are mirror images of one another, right, identical and yet opposite, well, so, too, organic compounds can exist as mirror-image forms of one another" "all the way down at the molecular level." "But although they may look the same, they don't always behave the same." "For instance..." "Uh, I'm sorry." "Uh, for instance, uh..." "Thalidomide." "The..." "The right-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide is a perfectly fine, good medicine to give to a pregnant woman to prevent morning sickness." "But make the mistake of giving that same pregnant woman the left-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide and her child will be born with horrible birth defects." "Which is precisely what happened in the 1950s." "So chiral, chirality, mirrored images, right?" "Active, inactive, good, bad." "Uh, so." "Yes, Ben." "Is this gonna be on the murder?" "What?" "Is this gonna be on the midterm?" "Uh, chirality on the midterm?" "No, no." "Well, maybe." "Maybe." "Yes, you know..." "But prepare for it to be on the midterm." "Can't hurt to know it, right?" "So..." "Knowledge is power." "Oh, no." "Oh, no, no." "No." "Not good." "Not good, not good." "What the...?" "Hey." "Hey." "Hey, you." "Hey, listen, you." "No, no, no, no!" "Oh, God." "Okay." "MILFs?" "The hell is a MILF?" "Now what?" "Lock the other one out in the RV." "He's, uh:" "You're sure?" "Yes." "You're positive?" "Hey, you know what?" "Feel free to go check it yourself." "Hey, yeah, Good idea." "Maybe I should do that before he, too, wanders off down the damn street." "Okay, you know what?" "I am sick..." "Just..." "All right." "All right!" "Just..." "The one downstairs, tell me about him." "Oh, come on." "Anything." "Something." "Start with his name, at least." "Krazy-8." "Krazy-8." "What the hell does that even mean?" "I don't know, man, okay?" "It means, like..." "Like, Krazy-8, okay?" "I don't know." "So you work with him regularly." "No, not him so much." "His cousin, mainly." "Who's his cousin?" "The..." "The guy out in the RV." "All right, all right, all right." "Krazy-8's one level higher." "One level higher." "Yeah, you know." "Not, like, street level." "Higher." "You know how there's, like, a Starbucks on every corner?" "Krazy-8 is like the dude that sells Starbucks' beans." "Okay, so he's a distributor." "Okay, so is he?" "I mean, is?" "In other words, what is his reputation for violence?" "Well, um, he did try to kill us both yesterday, so there's that." "Look, what I'm trying to say is that he's a distributor, right?" "He's a..." "He's a businessman." "He's a man of business." "It would therefore seem to follow that he is capable of acting out of mutual self-interest, yes?" "What?" "Do you think he is capable of listening to reason?" "I mean, what...?" "What kind of reason?" "You mean, like," ""Dear Krazy-8, hey, listen, if I let you go, you promise not to come back and waste my entire family?" "No Colombian neckties?" You mean that kind of reason?" "No, man, I can't say as I have high fucking hopes where that's concerned." "What was that?" "What was what?" "Shh!" "Come!" "What?" "We didn't tie him up." "Why the hell didn't we tie him up?" "Oh, God." "Because he was out cold." "Yeah, but what..." "What if he's faking it?" "You know, like, if it was me," "I'd be all faking being knocked out, yo." "And then, when the coast is clear," "I'd be up looking for weapons and shit." "Ready to pounce." "Shh, shh, shh." "No, see." "Now, if it was me and I couldn't find a decent enough weapon," "I would just lie back down and bide my time." "So now what do we do?" "You keep asking me that like you think I have some answer." "Well, you gotta do something." "No, we." "We have got to do something, and I am open to suggestions." "Man, uh, okay, this whole thing was your deal." "Don't you dare put that on me." "You brought those guys out there." "This is your responsibility." "Oh, like I came to you, begging to cook meth." ""Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?" Please." "I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny but her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV." "What about the, uh..." "The..." "The..." "The phosphate gas?" "The phosphine gas." "What about it?" "Well, do..." "I mean, do you think it still might kill him?" "You know, with, like, a delayed reaction or something?" "I..." "I don't know." "You're supposed to be a scientist." "Look, this isn't even the issue that demands immediate attention." "We have got a body in that RV." "And it's getting warmer outside." "Understand?" "And we have got to do something about that soon." "And in a way that no one will ever find it." "Now, that..." "That last part is very, very important." "Therefore, it seems to me that our best course of action would be chemical disincorporation." "Dissolving in strong acid." "Oh, man, that's messed up." "I mean, ahem, you're not serious." "You serious?" "Well, who's gonna do that?" "And don't look at me." "I guess we'll both do it together." "No, Mr. White, okay, I'm not..." "I'm not good with dead bodies." "Look, we are in this fifty-fifty." "Okay?" "I guess the only other fair way to go about this would be that one of us deals with the body situation while the other one of us deals with the Krazy-8 situation." "In a scenario like this, I don't suppose it is bad form to just flip a coin." "Heads or tails?" "No, I'll..." "I'll do the body in the acid, okay?" "Heads or tails?" "Heads." "Heads." "Best two out of three?" "Yo, yo, yo, 1, 4, 8, 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ." "What up, beyotch?" "Leave it at the tone." "Hey, Mr. White, it's me." "Pick up." "I got a container question." "Hello, Mr. White." "Pick up the phone, man." "Yes." "Yo, what kind of plastic, man?" "Polyethylene." "Well, how the hell am I supposed to know that?" "Because I told you." "Look, just..." "Look at the bottom for a triangle stamped LDPE." "It should be molded right into the plastic." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, LDPE." "Right on, got it." "I don't know, man." "This feels kind of flimsy." "Any decent acid's gonna eat right through this." "Not hydrofluoric." "Why not?" "Look, you skipped, clowned around or otherwise jerked off through every lecture I ever gave." "As far as I'm concerned, your chemistry education is over." "Oh, okay, be a dick about it." "Jesus." "So, hey, have you, um?" "Have you done the...?" "The thing?" "Yeah, I'm..." "I'm working up to it." "You know what?" "I bet he doesn't even wake up." "You know, not even if you took him to the hospital right now." "Now, if it was me," "I would just try and think of it like I was..." "I was doing him a favor." "I need a check approval on checkstand eight." "Approval on checkstand eight, please." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Who's there?" "What, you fucking break in?" "Show me who's there." "Yeah." "I see you." "What you gonna do?" "Hey." "Hey...!" "Hey!" "I need water." "Hey, hello." "Bring me some water, would you?" "Please." "You don't like the crust?" "Where's my cousin Emilio?" "He dead?" "Oh, I'm a coward." "Hey, Mr. White." "Hey, Mr. White?" "Oh, fuck." "Are you smoking weed?" "Oh, my God." "Wait a minute, is that...?" "Is that my weed?" "What the hell, man?" "Make yourself at home, why don't you?" "So, what'd you end up buying?" "Nothing." "No store in town sells a plastic bin big enough for a body." "I don't suppose you could buy two bins?" "And, uh, just:" "Legs in one, torso in the other?" "Oh, God." "I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?" "So, uh, how'd it...?" "How'd it go?" "You didn't do it?" "Not..." "Not yet." "Oh, God." "Oh, damn." "I gotta go." "Hey, hey." "What?" "No, no, no." "Come back here." "Sorry." "I'll do it tomorrow, I promise." "Tomorrow?" "I've got a doctor's appointment." "I gotta go." "Look, stay away from him." "He's awake." "Hey, man, we flipped a coin." "We flipped a coin!" "We're..." "We're good?" "We're very good." "We're excellent, I'd say." "Oh." "Oh, would you look at that face?" "Smile, peanut." "So who's up for knowing?" "Oh..." "Uh..." "It's..." "It's..." "Uh..." "Yeah." "Girl." "Girl?" "You sure?" "Pretty sure." "Wow." "Oh, God." "Can I tell you, that's exactly what I was hoping." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "You remember you said that when she's 16 and starts dating." "Looking fabulous." "Let me see if they're done with the blood sugar, then we'll get you out of here." "I'll be right back." "Who's Jesse Pinkman?" "Jesse?" "Jesse Pinkman." "He..." "He called just this morning." "Walt, please don't deny it." "Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah." "It..." "It says on his MyShout page he attended Wynne." "What, was he one of your students?" "Yeah." "He was nobody." "Who...?" "Who is he to you?" "Why...?" "Why is he calling?" "What is this big secret you seem to be discussing with some druggie burnout?" "You don't come home last night until 2 in the morning." "You don't tell me where you've been." "You spent the entire night in the bathroom, Walt." "Tell me what's going on with you." "Don't you think you owe me that?" "Who is this Jesse Pinkman to you?" "He sells me pot." "He sells you pot?" "Marijuana, yeah." "Not a lot." "I mean, I don't know." "I kind of like it." "Are you out of your mind?" "What...?" "What are you, like, 16 years old?" "Your brother-in-law is a DEA agent." "What...?" "What is wrong with you?" "Look, Skyler," "I just haven't quite been myself lately." "Yeah." "No shit." "Thanks for noticing." "I haven't been myself lately, but I love you." "Nothing about that has changed." "Nothing ever will." "So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass." "Can you do that?" "Will you do that for me, honey?" "Will you please, just once, get off my ass?" "You know." "I'd appreciate it." "I really would." "Stop." "Stop in..." "In 15 minutes." "Your face is too sharp." "Powder." "Powder!" "Take a powder, go on." "Nice." "Beautiful talcum powder." "Lucky you, number eight." "Just meat, it's all just..." "Just a bunch of meat." "Oh, Jesus." "You're cool, you're cool." "You're all good, you're all..." "You're all good." "You know it." "It's fine." "It's just a bunch of meat." "Come on." "You're good." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "You." "Yes, you." "May I talk to you?" "Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey." "This is private property." "Just a minute." "I..." "I wanna talk to you." "No, no, not interested." "Come on." "Hey, don't touch me." "Do not touch me." "All right, all right, look, not touching, okay?" "Not touching here." "Look, lady, whatever you're selling, I ain't buying, yo." "Well, my name is Skyler White, yo." "My husband is Walter White, yo." "Uh-huh." "He told me everything." "Seriously?" "That's right." "And just so you know, my brother-in-law is a DEA agent and I will not hesitate to call him." "Not if I have to." "Understood?" "This is your one and only warning." "Do not sell marijuana to my husband." "Okay." "I mean it." "Don't call our house again." "You stay away from him, or you will be one sorry individual." "You get me?" "I..." "I, uh, think so, yeah." "Um, no more marijuana." "Mm-hm." "I can..." "I can dig it." "You can dig it." "Wonderful." "Not that it's any of my business, but you might wanna consider a different line of work." "Okay." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Let's go to your house, you know." "Makes perfect sense." "Let's, uh..." "Let's completely screw up your house so you never wanna spend another night in it." "Sure." "You know, why not?" "Yeah, and how's about I send over my psycho-bitch wife to, uh, you know, break your balls and threaten you?" "God, that would be hilarious, you know." "And then, you know, the killer in the basement, the one who's completely my responsibility, hell, let's just let him live down there." "Just, I don't know, make sure to feed him, like, three times a day." "Sure, why not?" "It's been really amazing." "Thank you so much for the opportunity." "I always dreamt about, I don't know, melting bodies." "You got a brother in the goddamn DEA?" "What?" "You said you were just doing some ride-along." "Yes or no, do you have a brother in the DEA?" "He's a brother-in-law." "Oh, well, there's a load off my mind." "Where did you hear that?" "Your freaking wife told me when she was here all up in my shit." "Yeah, that's right." "She almost caught me moving Emilio." "Good job on wearing the pants in the family." "And why'd you go and tell her I was selling you weed?" "Because somehow it seemed preferable to admitting that I cook crystal meth and killed a man." "Is that what I think it is?" "Yeah." "Yeah, it is." "I smoked a bowl." "So what?" "My house, my rules." "Hey, no, no." "Hey, don't give me that, okay?" "I held up my end." "I already took care of Emilio." "You're still diddling around trying to get your nut up." "Yeah, well, boo-hoo." "I have the truly awful job here." "Oh, you wanna..." "You wanna talk awful?" "You wanna go there?" "Try dragging 200 pounds of stink up a flight of stairs." "I barely got him in the bathtub." "Bathtub, what?" "What do you mean, bathtub?" "You know, and that's another thing." "Why you got me running around town trying to find some stupid piece of plastic when I have a perfectly good tub I can use?" "Oh, God." "Hey." "Hey." "I'm sorry, what were you asking me?" "Oh, yes." "That stupid plastic container I asked you to buy." "You see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic." "It will, however, dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic." "So there's that." "Here I go."

"capture:frm@çòçò sync:frm@ó²°î°î" "Sounds like you're enjoying that." "Mm-Hmm." "So you would say it was worth the unscheduled stop." "Mm-Hmm." "Because i'm just saying, if you could have waited," "We could have been home by midnight." "There's plenty of food in the fridge." "I get it." "You're nervous." "It's your first night out since you had Hope." "I know it's totally irrational." "Especially since I know I can trust Alison." "She's been sitting for J. J. Since he was a baby." "If it makes you feel any better," "I got a vision off of Alison's backpack." "She puts Hope to bed early." "She lets J. J. beat her at Uno." "And then she watches notting hill and repeats every Julia Roberts line perfectly." "Where's the ketchup?" "Oh, I threw it in the backseat." "Oop!" "There's the ketchup." "Oh!" "This just in." "There's another cheeseburger in there." "Oh, yeah!" " Go for it." " Oh, I will." "Do we really have to listen to this again?" "We just saw him perform." "Oh, come on, I just wanna hear this one song again." "And again." "And again, and again." "Remember that concert in '94 we went to?" "Oh, Elvis Costello at Great Woods." "That was a fantastic show." "In fact, that whole weekend was pretty fantastic." "Wasn't all fantastic." "Somebody forgot that the Sox got swept by the Orioles that weekend." "Oh, come on." "I'm not that bad." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "I bet you're regretting having that second burger now." "Sarah, we're in the middle of nowhere." "What are you doing?" "You are burning up." "You can hardly breathe." "I'm getting you checked out." "You're overreacting." "I don't think so." "Come on." "I can't stay here." "Johnny, you need to see a doctor." "I'll wind up in a coma." "Johnny." "Help!" "Somebody help!" "Seems like you have a small staff here." "Cutbacks." "We have to run a smaller staff on the night shift." "But the doctor on call tonight is the best." "102." "I'm gonna page the doctor." "You're not leaving until the doctor sees you." "Lions...flowers..." "Lions." "Flowers." "You're seeing lions?" "Lions and flowers." "Flowers." "Lions." "Dr. Cole's on his way." "Are you familiar with his medical history?" "What do you need to know?" "Any major illnesses, surgeries, hospitalizations in his past?" "He was in a coma for six years after a car accident." "And he just...woke up one day?" "It was unexpected." "Sounds like a miracle." "Okay." "Who should I put as his emergency contact?" "Me." "Sarah Bannerman." "And your relationship to Mr. Smith?" "Friend." "You sure about that?" "It's" " It's complicated." "I know how that goes." "Hi, there, Mr. Smith." "I'm Dr. Cole." "All right, let's see how you're doing." "Excuse me." "I'm gonna try a little something." "Does it hurt when I press here?" "No." "How 'bout now?" "Aah!" "Okay, okay." "If you'll excuse me a minute." "Uh!" "I gotta keep moving." "I know you want to go, but let's wait to see what the doctor says." "He's gonna kill me." "He's gonna kill me." "Looks like appendicitis." "We're prepping the operating room." "You're gonna operate now?" "Well, can't we just wait till we get him back to the hospital at home?" "I need to get in there before it bursts." "Don't worry" " If everything goes well, you'll be on your way home tomorrow." "Ohh..." "He's burning up." "I'm gonna get the doctor." "Turner." "What?" "Call Turner." "You want me to call sheriff Turner?" "Okay." "That is the fever talking." "I promise, Johnny, nothing bad will happen to you here." "Let's just get you better, okay?" "It's freezing in Reno." "It's freezing in Reno." "Shh." "I'm sorry, but this is as far as you can go." "Don't worry." "He's in great hands." "Dr. Cole is amazing." "Thank you." "And you're sure you're all right to spend the night, Alison?" "And the kids are okay?" "Okay, well," "I'll let you know when I hear news." "Thank you." "Oh, excuse me, Dr. Cole?" "Is Johnny out of surgery?" "Oh, yes." "I thought Carrie had told you." "I would have found you myself, but this patient needed my attention." "So is everything okay with Johnny?" "His appendix was inflamed, but not ruptured." "So his recovery shouldn't take too long." "He'll probably be awake and talking in the next half hour or so." "Oh!" "That's great." "Well, I can't wait to ask him about all that crazy stuff he was saying before he went into surgery." "Freezing in Reno?" "Oh, there was more." "Lions, flowers." "Something about calling the sheriff." "Lions and flowers and the sheriff." "Oh, my!" "I should write a book of all the things people have said when they have a fever." "I could do a whole chapter on Elvis alone." " Miss Bannerman, if you'll excuse me." " Oh, of course." "Thank you, Dr. Cole." "Alison, good news." "Sorry." "That's okay." "I must have drifted off." "Hmm." "He should be awake by now." "Let's see what's going on." "Paging Dr. Cole to room 114." "Dr. Cole, 114." "I paged the doctor to take a look at him." "You think something's wrong?" "His pulse seems a little slow, but i'm sure he's fine." "I just want the doctor to confirm it." "Okay." "Thank you." "How long have you two been friends?" "All our lives." "You must be so close." "Sometimes I think it doesn't matter when we met." "We'd still feel like we've known each other forever." "Doctor, why isn't he awake yet?" "Well, let's take a look." "Mr. Smith?" "I thought this was routine surgery." "It was." "So what aren't you telling me?" "With Mr. Smith's medical history, there's an increased risk for complications from the anesthesia." "Complications?" "You said everything was okay." "He's not responding to stimuli." "There appears to be some impaired cognitive function." "So what are you saying?" "Mr. Smith seems to have slipped into a vegetative state." "You mean... a coma?" "I'm so sorry, Johnny." "I can't believe we're back here." "I never thought I'd have to face losing you again." "I thought we'd have more time." "Good morning." "I'll need you to look these over and fill them out." "Can it wait a little bit?" "Of course." "I was thinking-- We should try an FMRI, see if any part of his brain's receptive to stimuli." "You know, maybe we could-- We could jumpstart" "I'm sorry, Mrs. Bannerman." "There are no shortcuts for regaining consciousness." "He'll probably just wake up on his own." "Maybe I should get a second opinion." "No offense." "None taken." "In fact, it's a good idea." "Maybe one of his doctors from before will have some insight that can help us." "That's what I was hoping." "In the meantime," "I have an excellent record of caring for patients in persistent vegetative states." "If you'd like to look at our facilities..." "That won't be necessary." "Johnny won't be here for long." "Dr. Gibson's on vacation?" "Well, is there anyone else available?" "Yes, this is an emergency." "Okay, well, have her contact me when she can." "Thank you." "You're watching me like you play." "Oh." "I studied cello." "A million years ago." "But you... at least you know what you're doing." "Yeah, my pops used to tour with Charlie Parker." "I guess a little something rubbed off, huh?" "When I was eight," "I told them I preferred classical over jazz." "That was my way of asserting my independence." "Your husband, he's recovering from his appendectomy?" "No, he's not my" "No." "He took a turn." "He's... in a coma." "I'm sorry." "Maybe you'd like to bring him in here with the others." "These are the long-term PVS patients?" "Um, I'm just not ready to see Johnny with this group yet." "You think they can hear you?" "Absolutely." "How long have they been in here?" "Well," "Laura and Jerry got here about two years ago, a few months apart." "Neither one of them's had any visitors." "No friends or family?" "No." "Just seems the world forgot about them." "So I brought them in here, started playing." "I figure... spending some time together, sitting in the sunshine, listening to some piano can't do them any harm." "And the other woman?" "Oh, that's Marcy." "She's been here about six months." "She's the only one that's had a visitor." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "This guy came by a couple days ago, said he was her brother." "Spoke to Dr. Cole about moving her closer to home." "West Virginia." "Haven't seen him since, though." "Then they're all alone." "Sorry to steal Mr. Clark away, Dewey, but he needs a CT scan." "You can keep playing for Ms. Lyons and Ms. Flowers, though." "Sure." "Lions and flowers." "What were you trying to tell me?" "You're holding up great." "Well, I figure I can either fall apart or I can help him." "But I can't do both." "He's lucky he has you." "Sometimes I wonder if there's anyone in my life who worries about me like that." "Aren't you and Dr. Cole together?" "Am I that obvious?" "It's sweet." "It's a cliche." "I graduated from nursing school a year ago, moved to a town where I didn't know anyone, and fell for the first doctor who took an interest in me." "But I couldn't help it." "He was so smart and... compassionate." "It seems like there's a "but" coming." "Sometimes I wonder why someone his age has never been married." "Never even been close." "What about him?" "Why isn't there a ring on his finger?" "He was engaged once." "He's even luckier than I thought." "You're still right here by his side, complications and all." "He would do the same for me." "Then you're lucky too." "Dr. Cole." "I know you don't want to try the FMRI, but there has to be something we can do to try to wake johnny up." "The best thing we can do right now is monitor him." "Well, I'm sorry, but that sounds an awful lot like doing nothing." "Maybe I should move him to another hospital, one that's more aggressive." "Transferring him is not advisable." "Why not?" "He's stable." "We don't know if he's stable after just a few hours." "Moving him requires sedatives and paralytics, which, at this stage, might hurt his recovery." "This must be very hard on you, especially given Mr. Smith's history." "Please, keep coming to me with your concerns and ideas." "We need to work together if we're gonna do what's best for him." "I will." "He's bad." "He's a bad man." " What?" "Who?" " The doctor." "Uh" " What?" "Dr. Cole." "You have to save me." "Okay, calm down." "I'll go get someone, okay?" "No." "No." "Gotta keep moving." "What did you say?" "He'll kill me." "He'll kill me." "Johnny, what did you see?" "I can't believe I'm doing this." "Yes, I need to speak to sheriff Turner." "It's urgent." "I hope you don't mind me asking, but why is the Penobscot county sheriff interested in a hospital outside of her jurisdiction?" "Just doing a favor for my friend here." "Not to worry." "Dr. Cole, what was wrong with that bald patient that I saw you with earlier?" "What bald patient?" "The bald man that you were pushing in the wheelchair last night." "When I asked you if Johnny was out of surgery." "Mrs. Bannerman called me because she was concerned about this man." "I'd love to help, but I don't have a bald patient." "Well, yes, you do." "And he told me that you were going to kill him." "Exactly like Johnny said he would." "M" " Mrs. Bannerman..." "You've had a very stressful night." "Believe me, it takes its toll." "You sound like you're in shock, remembering events that never happened." "I'm not imagining things." "Look, you know, um, maybe you should get checked out." "You seem a little...off." "You told me that you believed me when I said Johnny had" "Let's just talk about that later, okay?" "Mrs. Bannerman," "I really think you should let me examine you." "No." "I'm fine." "Why did you cut me off out there?" "Dr. Cole didn't need another reason to think you're crazy." "All right." "So what's the next step?" "I'm gonna get in my car and drive an hour and a half back home." "What?" "We can't give up now." "Sarah, there's nothing going on here." "Yes, there is." "Johnny had a vision." "And isn't he always right in the end?" " So this is about Smith." " Yeah, of course it is." "That makes this a medical issue, nothing I can help you with." "You can help me to save Johnny." "Save him from what?" "That is what I'm trying to figure out." "You know what I think?" "I think he didn't have any visions." "He had appendicitis." "And Dr. Cole is right." "You're in shock." "You just lost your husband," "And now you're about to lose the real love of your life." "I" " I'm sorry." "I shouldn't have said that." "You are trashing Walt's memory with your investigation." "Do you really think that I would have called you if Johnny hadn't seen that I needed to?" "What do you want me to do?" "Does that mean you're actually going to help me?" "Look, I've learned not to ignore Smith's visions." "So if you really believe that this guy" "I do." "Dr. Cole was lying about that patient." "I guess it can't hurt to look into the doctor." "Thank you." "Look, I know you and I got off on the wrong foot because of the investigation." "And I hope you know it's nothing personal." "I wish you didn't think of me as the enemy." "I appreciate your help." "I'm gonna go make a call." "I'll let you know what I find out about Dr. Cole." "Freezing in Reno." "Doctor..." "Cole..." " Sheriff, you need" " He's clean." "No malpractice claims." "No suspicious gaps in his employment history." "He and his wife even funded a library for their kids' school." "He's married?" "No crime in that." "In fact, there's no evidence that Dr. Cole's anything other than an upstanding citizen." "Yes, there is." "No, no." "I know he was here." "I saw the doctor leave this room." "And then I found him." "I watched him die." "You're accusing Dr. Cole of murder?" "That's gonna be hard to prove without a body." "I'm telling you, there was one." "Well, who knows where the bodies go?" "You're looking for what?" "A body." "A man, about 35, bald." "Have you seen him?" "Okay, never mind the corpse." "Does it sound like any patients you've seen around here?" "Doesn't sound like any...patient." "It sounds like Marcy's brother." "The man who was here a few days ago but hasn't been back?" "Yeah." "Uh..." "Look, I took this so Marcy would have some memories when she went back to West Virginia." "There." "That's him." "Marcy's brother tried to move her to a different facility, so Dr. Cole killed him." "When I wanted to move Johnny," "He said that it wasn't in Johnny's best interests." "He doesn't want to give up control of his patients." "That's hardly a motive for murder." "Yeah, but you have to admit he's guilty of something." "I am suspicious." "So, show him that photo." "See what he says." "Dr. Cole has an answer for everything." "There has to be someone else around here who knows that he's up to something." "I have an idea." "You're wasting your time." "He's a good man." "He's a liar." "Well, he's never lied to me." "Yes, he has." "He's married, Carrie." "Married?" "No way." "I would know." "So then you know about his three kids." "Three kids?" "Let me guess" " You always go to your place because his bachelor pad is unfit for company." "You can never take a vacation because it would look suspicious if you two were away at the same time." "Oh, God, I've been so stupid." "He's hurt you, Carrie." "And i think he's trying to hurt Johnny." "Stop trying to protect him." "Where's the body?" "What body?" "The patient that Dr. Cole murdered." "M" " Murder?" "He wouldn't kill anyone." "He's just after money." "Money?" "He's defrauding the insurance companies." "And what else?" "What else, Carrie?" "When trauma victims come in, he does research into them." "If they're wealthy, he forges a power of attorney form and gets complete control of both their care and their bank accounts." "And then steals their money?" "But only if they don't have any family." "See, this way, he keeps away any friends or relatives who are trying to come in and check in on their loved ones." "But then somebody's brother showed up." "And if he relocated his sister to another hospital, they would have figured out what Cole was up to." "That he was controlling their money by putting them in comas." "That sounds like a motive for murder." "Oh, my God." "When Johnny came out of surgery," "I told Dr. Cole that he wanted me to call you." "He thought Johnny was on to him." "That means he must have put him in a coma to try to kill him." "And it's all my fault." "There might still be time." "He must control the coma through the IV." "If it's unhooked, then" "I'll check on Johnny." "You go look for Dr. Cole." "Get away from him." "Mrs. Bannerman" "I know what you've been doing." "Get away from him." "Get out!" "Johnny." "I just had a vision of this." "We gotta stop Cole." "We don't have much time." "Good morning." "I'll need you to look these over and fill them out." "Can't it wait a little bit?" "Of course." "I'm sorry." "Do you mind if I have a few more minutes alone with him?" "Of course." "It's okay." "He didn't see it, did he?" "What are you doing?" " Johnny." " I'm fine." "I gotta do this." "Get back in that bed." "You just woke up from an induced coma, not to mention appendix surgery." "Listen, a man's life is in danger." "I'm just trying to save him." "Johnny, you saw the whole day in a vision." "Why don't you tell me what to do?" "You need to rest." "Look, we're wasting time arguing." "I'd rather be a moving target for cole." "If Dr. Cole was giving you drugs through an IV to keep you in a coma, how'd you wake up?" "In the vision, you uncovered Cole's plan," "Because you were fighting so hard for me." "The last thing I saw was Dr. Cole trying to attack you to protect his secret." "He was attacking me?" "Yeah, he was trying to kill you." "Then I woke up." "Wait" " Just like that?" "I wouldn't let anything happen to you." "Okay, so where are we going?" "We need help." "Who do we trust?" "The last person you trusted in my vision." "No." "No, there's no way he would hurt his patients." "Please, you have to trust us." "If johnny says that Dr. Cole's about to hurt" "Marcy's brother." "It's the man who stopped by here a couple days ago to move her." "You know Marcy's brother?" "No." "But I know he's in danger from Dr. Cole." "Oh, and how could you possibly know that?" "The same way I knew your idea of acting out was to tell your pop you preferred classical music to Charlie Parker." "I think it's about time we get you back to your room." "Please." "Would you rather take the chance that we're wrong?" "I'll be damned." "Let's get him out of there." "Here, take these off." "Johnny!" "He's coming around." "He's gonna be okay." "He used a slow-release drug on you and Lyons" "So it would look like you died of natural causes." "They're still trying to figure out how involved the nurse is." "But, based on what you said, sounds like she's an accomplice." "Not on the attempted murders." "Once they tell her Dr. Cole's married and has a family, she'll be a very helpful witness, I'm sure." "So you really figured all this out in a coma, Smith?" "No, not exactly." "I started getting vision flashes as soon as I got here." "I would get glimpses of things that I didn't understand because of the fever." "And then Sarah..." "It was like I was having a vision through her." "Then all the pieces started coming together." "Okay, well, I'll take your word for it." "So she actually helped me in your vision?" "You guys made a great team." "Really." "Would I lie to you?" "I don't know how to thank you." "Oh, don't worry about it." "How are you doing?" "I'm still trying to understand everything." "But..." "I'm glad my brother's here to help me." "He's all I've got." "Take care, guys." "I know this is a lot to take in all at once, but, uh, anything I can do to help." "You've already done plenty." "We're gonna go somewhere where we can sit in the sunshine and listen to the piano." "We wanted to thank you for all your help." "Oh, don't mention it." "Must be nice, huh?" "Coming out of something like that and... realizing the person you needed most has been right there beside you all the time." "Put your seatbelt on." "I'm getting you home safely." "What?" "You kissed me." "Oh." "It's just..." "Tell me." "I've been really happy staying with you these past few months." "And you've been such a help with J. J." "and Hope." "It's like I woke up one day and I realized that I was living this life" "that I haven't dreamed about in a dozen years." "And then you were in a coma, and... and suddenly I thought that I was gonna lose you all over again." "No." "No, no, no, no, no." "Sarah." "Sarah." "Your kiss saved my life."

"Soft piano music" " I know you, you." "You're in the class of my husband, right?" " Yes." " What is that ?" " A dog." " Your wife has a funny face." " It's you." " Really ?" "Elle there?" " Non." " Good evening, Mrs. Costa." " Good evening." " You come, Louis?" "Thank you, Mr Costa." "Say goodbye, Louis." " Goodbye." " Goodbye." " What's happening ?" " She has a problem." "Nobody wants to sit next to her son." "The others mock him." " That's him, right?" " He designed it dozens of times." " It should not be the only one it has traumatized, right?" " He designed it before the dam." " Before?" "Soon, it'll be his fault." "You got the dog out?" " No." " Ah." "If I break a leg, it will be because of you." "Titus barks nervously." "Chut." "Titus !" "Titus !" "Titus !" "Titus !" "It's stupid, that dog." "Ms. Costa whistles." "Titus!" "Scary music" "Titus barks." "Titus !" "Titus !" "Titus !" "Come !" "At the foot, Titus." "Titus!" "Titus !" "Creak" "Mysterious rhythmic music" "Threatening Music" "Louis respire fort." " Come on." "Go ahead and play." "A moi." "Ah !" " We must go." " What is going on ?" " Julie." "It will happen something." "We must prevent it." " How do you know ?" " I know it." "Musique heavy" "Come with me." " And your mother ?" " We do not need it." " You know we will not let us leave the field." " Come." " What are you doing ?" " I am leaving." "Scary music" "Car engine" " Hello." "It is you who come to see Mr. Lewanski?" " Um yes." " Come with me." "You are his family?" " Uh no." "Not really." " Not really ?" " Actually, I nursed him at home for a long time." " Are you a nurse?" " Yes." "The nurse strikes." "Electronic beeps" " Hello, Mr. Lewanski." "You have a visitor." "Come back." "Mysterious music" "What's your name ?" " Julie." " Julie came take from you." "Come closer." "You can talk, he hears." "Tell him what you did yesterday, for instance." " He is in a coma?" " You do not know?" " No." " I am sorry." "I thought so." " He what?" " He's in a coma for six months." "He fell and suffered a head injury." "We have not managed to find members of his family." "You know?" " No." " It's good that you came." "His first visit." "Musique heavy" " You know where you're going?" "Come, we go." " Non." "Threatening Music" "Nathan moaned softly." " Please help us." "Jean-François sighs." " It's an old radiator, but still effective." "It should be heated quickly." "I have more blankets." " I do not mind." "Nathan crying." " The baby is fine?" " Yes I think." " I will inform the doctor." " No." " Are you sure ?" " Do not tell anyone." " Very good." " We can trust him?" " You do not have to stay." "Nathan crying." " I'll watch out." " What are you doing ?" " I'm going with him." " No, stay there." "Close the door." "Musique heavy" " Watch over others." " You know where Simon brought the baby?" " No." "But we'll find him." "Do not worry." "Mysterious music" " Camille." " Attention." " Audrey est revenue ?" " No." " She had to leave the field." " I doubt." "We can not get out of here." " I did well to come." "Do not worry." "We will find a way out of here." " Rest first." "And Dad, it's okay?" " Yes." " He knows you're here?" " Non." " What for ?" " We were yelled at." " What for ?" " Hard to explain." " He has forgotten us?" " You're crazy ?" "It's been months that you were looking for, and Mom." "How could you forget?" " It would have been simpler if you had forgotten me." " Do not say that." "We left most." "Musique heavy" " They do not look have all been made at the same time." "Some newer than the other air." "Your father died in the dam?" " Non." "In fact, it was he who designed it." " And ... how he died?" " That's what I want to know." "Mysterious music" "A knock." " Someone there ?" "I'm Audrey." "Audrey Sabatini." "Do you remember me ?" " Yes." " You do not know where my parents are?" " Between." "Do not worry." "She was in the car with Camille." "Musique heavy" "We know what happened to you." "Audrey cries." " This is great." "It is close to the mountain." "All the houses are the same." " Where is this?" " I do not know." "After the mall, I think." " Can you find him?" " I want to go back." "Too dangerous." "All these people keep us out." " Camille, Claire and Lena need us." "Help us to find them." " I can not." " One." "Look." "Tell me where it is." " What's this ?" " But look at the map, Audrey." "Where is ?" " I do not know." " Remember, it's important." " Help us find the right." "Look at the map." "Us, we are here." "Try to remember where you are placed." "Redo the path in reverse." "Musique heavy" " I think it's there." " You're sure ?" " Yes." "My parents where?" "They left the city?" " No." "They are the Samaritans." " The Samaritans?" "They do not care what there?" " I'll warn them." " I am coming." " No, I prefer you to stay there." " I do not stay alone." " Listen to me." "Nobody will come here." "Have confidence, I come back with them." " Be fast." "Musique heavy" " So ?" " He should see a doctor." " Emmanuel is a doctor." "He knows what he's doing." " We could get him to the hospital." " We have everything we need here." " Pierre ?" "Everybody is ready." " But what do you do?" " We must find Toni." "And those who helped him flee." "We must prevent them from doing harm." "Musique heavy" "Car engine" " We have to leave." "The policemen at the door." "Come on, Chloe." " No, no, stay there." "Do not worry, I'll make them leave." " It was he who warned them." " I told anyone." "You can trust me, Simon." "I will not make the same mistake twice." "Good morning, gentlemen." " My father." " I can help you ?" " Adele Werther came to see you?" " No why ?" " She disappeared." "We research." " I'll let you know if it comes." " What are there?" " The rectory." "My housing." " We can see ?" "Sorry, it's the orders." "Stay there." " Someone there." " There is no one, believe me." " We found the missing policemen." " Pardon ?" "Their bodies were hung from trees." "On some, they found bite marks." "No animal bites." "Bites human beings." "Who could do that?" "Musique heavy" "Nathan begins to cry." "I know what they say about what is happening here." "On the dead." "Mysterious music" "Me, I think." "He is, right?" "It puts us to the test?" "I'm afraid my father." "Nathan groaned." " Go back to sleep." "Go back to sleep, Nathan." "Nathan cries louder." "A knock." " It will, they left." " Wait for me there." "Car engines" "Musique heavy" "Audrey is my home." "It awaits you." " No." "This is not her." "This is Audrey." " It's her." "She is terrified of what happens to him." " Not Yes." "The gate squeaks." " Go to Lake Pub." " Do not tell Peter." "Yann warn, go find your daughter, then quickly leave the city." "When you are in front of it, it will be obvious." "Thou shalt have no more doubts." "Musique heavy" " What's happening ?" " What ?" "I was looking for Frederick." "I hoped he knows where Lena." " If one of us learns something, we'll tell you immediately." " Yes, I'm sure." " As you Piquer." "It will ?" " Oui." "We have to leave tonight." " Wait till your father was there." " He will not come, I have told you." "He does not know I'm here." "You can count on us." " They not let us leave." " Let's try." "We will defend itself." " We already tried, you think what?" " You hurt me." " Pardon." " What happened ?" "Musique heavy" " They have arisen suddenly." "They threw themselves on us." " They what?" " A Camille, nothing." "But me, they hit me." "Until I passed out." "They do not let us." "Here we are together, at least." "We are all three." "The door opens." "Esteban ?" "Esteban peed." "Esteban ?" " Esteban ?" "Well, Esteban?" " He what?" " We talk to him for ten minutes." "Looks like we hear more." " Esteban, okay?" " Esteban?" " Esteban, look at me." " The no key." "Musique heavy" " Esteban ?" "It's boring, there!" " Let the Camille!" " Esteban, stop doing that!" " Camille !" "Stop, Camille!" " But he pretends!" "Can not you see he pretends?" " Former dam is there." "The sinkhole here." "The new dam there." "Exploring the sinkhole revealed galleries linking Lake tablecloths groundwater under the city." "What they do not understand, is that no topographic survey showed before these cavities." "We need to better determine the path followed by the water." "We may think we have the reason for the persistence of the flood." " The water flooding the city would come so" "Lake ?" " That's it." " And if we know where it goes, we can prevent it from circulating?" " This is a WAN." "Many places are accessible and we can intervene, but hoping that it is sufficient to slow the flow of water." "Operations are underway." " Good." "We count on you." "Mysterious music" "Regular beeps" "Julie strikes." "Musique heavy" " Julie ?" " I was looking for you." "Mr. Lewanski eyelids moved." " The nervous system works intermittently." "It may not wake up right away." "You should go home." " I've got plenty of time." " Give me your number." "I'll call you as soon as there is something new." " I prefer to wait." " Where do you live ?" " In the Centre." " Nobody lives there." " I lived before." "Since I moved." " And now ?" "Sorry, it's intrusive." "Musique heavy" "You disappeared ?" " Well, uh, no." " What happened to you ?" " Well, nothing." " You hide?" "Julie sighs." "Come with me." "Musique heavy" "This wing of the hospital is closed." "Stay there, nobody will come." "You are hungry ?" "I can bring you to eat." " Thank you." " Y surely relatives who worry, right?" "They believe you might be dead." "Warn them." " I do not think we're worried about me." " You will always have friends?" "Parents ?" " Dead." " I am sorry." "Well, at any hour." "My name is Ophelia." "Swish" "Slow music" " Mom ?" "Mom ?" "Mom, it's me." "Mom, look at me." "Watch me, Mom." "Look at me !" "Who is it?" "Mom..." "Gravel ricochet on shutters." "Soft music" " I wanted to be sure that yesterday was not a dream." "Esteban ..." "It's weird since this morning." " Bizarre ?" " It not react." "There responding when spoken to." "He became like the others." "This is due to the death of his parents?" "From what I said?" " It would have happened anyway." "Slow music" " He is all alone now." " It is not alone." "We're all together." " We become like him?" " We like him." " You leave me not alone?" " No." " Never?" " I promise." " Wait here." "Slow music" "They can slow the flood and buckle area for research." " We must cross, they are facing." " Tonight or tomorrow morning." " I'm sure there's another passage northeast." " I am coming with you." " Hello." "My name is Toni." "Serge is not there?" "Musique heavy" " Who is it?" " I do not know." "They not speak." " They can not stay there, Toni." " We can not put them out." " They come from where?" " I do not know." "Do you think they are like us?" "Disturbing Music" "Look." "Looks they know you." " I do not know them." " Serge !" "You do not know them?" " Non." " If you know them." "They were in the tunnel." "That's it ?" "All were in the tunnel?" "It is you who have killed them!" "Hein ?" "Musique heavy" " Adele?" "Mademoiselle ?" "Scary music" " Alcide?" "I was waiting for you." " Do not move." " I will not want evil." " Do not advance more." "It's you." "You who abducted the child." " Non." "I sought him, like you." "Me too, I'm afraid." "I fear for him." "Feel how my heart bat fort." " Where are the others ?" " They wait for my return with Simon and child." "After we leave." "Help me find them." " My colleagues." "What did you make them?" " We have done nothing to them." " I saw." "I saw the bodies." "Mysterious music" " You think us capable of that?" "It's not us, Alcide." "We tried to protect them." "It would not they prey on them." "We hung them to anyone they do more harm." " Who could hurt them?" " You have to believe me." "We do them no harm and did not do any of the child." "Musique heavy" " Why you want it?" " Without him, I would find not the way." "I beg you, Alcide." "Our fate depends on you at all." "Nathan groaned." " Shh." "You want to take it?" "Much like his head." "Take it under the buttocks." "Slow music" " On le baptisera ?" " The not tell mom." " It would surprise me whether there your Julie." " She will come back." " You want to wait here?" "Bon..." "A knock." " You could turn." "Hold." " Thank you." " If you need anything, feel free." " I wanted to know: the gendarmes who were on posters, you know if they were found?" " They died." "Musique heavy" "You know one of them?" " Yes." " I am sorry." "Soft music" "Nathan crying." " Esteban ?" "Esteban ..." " Leave it." " Who is it?" " His new family." "It is like them now." "Musique heavy" " Mom ?" "They take me where?" "Mom !" "Mom !" " You made the right decision." "Regular beeps" "Mysterious music" " You like that?" "That's good, as ça." "Why do you let us know you from?" " I had a nightmare." "And things went like that." " A nightmare ?" " Yes." " Your nightmares often make?" " All the time." "Threatening Music"

" Don't do that." " Why not?" " Because." " Because why?" " Because I don't want you to touch me there." " Why not?" "Because I said so." "Just let me put my hand there." "I won't even move it." " Promise?" " I swear to God." " All right then." " All right then." "I thought you said you weren't gonna do that." "I thought you promised." "So I lied." " Don't do that." " Why not?" " Because." " Because what?" "Because I don't want you to." "I told you." "What is wrong with my just keeping my hand there and not moving it?" "But you don't just keep your hand there without moving it." " I will this time." " I don't believe you." " I promise." " You promised last time." "I had my fingers crossed." "For the last time, don't do that." " Don't do what?" " You know damn well what." "No, I don't." "I am doing nothing." "Well, then stop doing nothing." "Boy, your sister Joyce sure is sexy." "Yeah, but she looked even better before she bleached her hair." "I still think she's sexy." "I still say she's a creep." "Whoa!" "Would you mind doing that someplace else?" "It's my house, you know?" "It's my party." "Boy, that Miss Phipps sure takes her chaperone real seriously." "She's a bigger drag at parties than she even is at school." " But she's still the sexiest teacher at school." " Yeah, and the most uptight." "At least they're not enjoying it." " Get on the ground." " What's going on here?" "Just keep quiet." "What are you looking at?" "Oh!" "Joyce, she's taking off all her clothes." "Come on." "Let me see." "Whoa!" "Oh, wow!" "Look at this!" " Uh-oh!" "Philly!" " What?" " What?" " Yipes!" "Oh, hi, Miss Phipps." " Philly, what are you doing?" " Exercise." "One... and two..." " Are you all right?" " Yeah." "Philly... were you peeking at a girl in the bathroom?" "No, I was exercising." "I know it's normal for a boy your age to be curious" " about the other sex." " Yes, ma'am." "Philly, the thing is to find girls whose age is more appropriate for you." "Yes, ma'am." "Let's go back to the party and find someone for you to dance with." "And we were supposed to go on a fishing trip to Canada this week." " How come you didn't?" " My dad has a dumb business trip to take first." "Now I have to wait three lousy weeks." " You wouldn't have had much fun anyway." " Aw, sure I would." "Philly!" " Yeah?" " What about lunch?" " I'm gonna eat at the airport with my dad." " All right." "At what time would you like to have your dinner then?" " About 7:00 I guess." " Won't that be too late?" " No." " All right then." "Whatever you say, sir." " That's your new housekeeper, Miss Mallow?" " Yeah." "How old do you think she is?" "I don't know. 25 or 30." "Old, but not as old as the rest we've had." " Think she puts out?" " I dunno." "Maybe." " Morning, Philly." " Oh, morning, Mr. Green." " Think she'll do it for the gardener?" " I dunno." "Maybe." "Think she'll do it for the chauffer?" "Lester the frou?" "Nobody would do it for him." " I think I'd better walk you to the gate." " Yeah, I think you'd better." "Think she'd do it for you?" " For me?" " Yeah." "Definitely." "Well, maybe." "Well, if you strike out with her, just remember to send her over to me, okay?" "What are you, crazy?" "You wouldn't even get up to bat." "Yeah, that's what you think." "Green, please stay away from the car." "I just washed it." "Sure." "Do you see what you've done here?" "Yeah." " Is that all that you have to say to me?" " No." "You got a pile of shit on that car." "Mm-hmm." "I'll tell you some" "Hi, Joyce." "Oh." "Hi, Philly." "Can't you children find someplace else to play?" "Go find someplace else yourself." "We were here first." "Boy, what a creep she is." "Thank you." "I should have gone to camp this summer just to get away from her." " How come you didn't?" " How come?" "'Cause I gotta go on this goddamn cruise with my parents and my creepy sister to goddamn Honolulu." "We're gonna learn the goddamn hula-hula." "Pretty good." "Sherman, would you boys like something to eat?" "No." "Thank you." " Guess how old she is." " How old?" "1 10!" "I wonder what she looks like." "What do you mean "what she looks like"?" "I mean under her uniform." "My housekeeper?" "No, my housekeeper." "Miss Mallow." "You're sick." "You take care of everything while I'm away, Philly." "You're the man of the house now, you know." "Right." "Philly, I wish your mother were alive so she could see how well you can handle yourself now." "Well, anyway, you listen to Lester and show the new housekeeper the ropes." "You think you can handle her?" " Right." " Good." "Lester, for God sakes, don't treat my luggage like that." "I'm very sorry, Mr. Fillmore." "There are some important things in there." "Are you aware of that?" "Yes, I am relentlessly aware of that, sir." "Thank you, Lester." "Well" "So, I guess there's nothing else." "We'll just say good-bye." "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." "Have a good trip, Dad." "Thanks." "What are we stopping here for?" "I mean, isn't this the servant's entrance?" "Yes." "Don't you usually drop me off in front of the house?" "Usually." "So?" "So, this time I didn't." "Will you be getting out here then, Philly?" "Thank you, Philly." "Philly?" "Do you mind if we talk?" "What about?" "Things in general." "Like what?" "I don't know." "Whatever you like." "Like what do you do with your time?" "Not too much, I guess." "What is there for me to do in this area on my nights off?" "I don't know." "There's a movie theater downtown, a drugstore and a couple of bars, I guess." "Not too much really." "What did the other girls do on their nights off?" "I mean the other housekeepers." "The other housekeepers aren't exactly what you'd call girls." "They were mostly elderly women." "Their nights off, they mostly went to sleep." "You mean your previous housekeepers have been elderly women mostly?" "Mm-hmm." "That must not have been too interesting for you." "What do you mean?" "I mean it must not have been too interesting for a young man of 15, is it?" "Going on 16." "I'm not sure I got your point." "What do you mean?" "It must not have been so interesting to sit across from your elderly housekeepers and look up their dresses like you're looking up mine right now." "Why do you say things like that?" "Well, why shouldn't I?" "Because they embarrass me, that's why." "Philly, I was only teasing you." "Did you have a good time?" " Oh, yeah." " Very good." "Hey, I did not want to embarrass you." "Really." " All right." " Will you forgive me?" "I don't know." "I planned to do some shopping this afternoon." "Can you drop me at the store?" "Well, Miss Mallow, I suppose." "I do have an appointment at 10:00." "I can't be late, but sure." "I'd really appreciate that." "But can I change out of my uniform first?" "Is that all right?" "It's fine." "Just don't be all day about it." "Thank you." "Thank you for waiting, Lester." "Well, Nicole, how is everything going?" "Just fine, Lester." "You seem to be getting along with Philly very well." "So when are you gonna get it on with him?" " I don't know." " You don't know?" "Now listen, sweet pants, Mr. Fillmore's trip is a short one and this whole thing has to be over and done with by the time he gets back." "But, Lester, he's just a 15-year-old boy." "15 is the perfect age." "Just think, you're giving him private lessons-- an advanced education." "I just feel bad about it." "If you don't do it, you're gonna feel a lot worse." "Is this a threat, Lester?" "That is exactly what it is." "Philly, don't leave it there." "What?" "I said don't leave your bike there." "Why not?" "It's not safe." " Why not?" " It might get run over, disfigured, mangled beyond recognition." "By who?" "Careless motorists." "Well, there aren't any motorists in this driveway... except you." "Go!" "I'm up." " Take the stuff." " Okay." "Got it?" "I'm coming up." "Okay." " Ow!" " You okay?" " Yeah." " Give me the camera." "Okay." "Keep quiet." "Now, on three." " Okay." " Okay." "One...two...three." "Go!" " You okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine." " Okay." " My stomach helped me." "Here she comes." " Okay." " Oh, yes." " She's unbuttoning her uniform!" " This'll be great!" " Oh, yes!" " She's doin' it!" " Oh, yes!" " This is gonna be terrific." "Clean underwear." "There she goes." "Go!" "Oh, this is gonna be terrific." "Hit the deck!" "Okay." "Just check." "What'll it be now?" "Is she gone?" "I'm afraid to look." "Aw, damn it!" "Oh, no." "Damn it!" "What a wasted night!" "I hope you haven't been upsetting her." " What?" " Miss Mallow." "I hope you haven't been upsetting her." "She shouldn't be upset." "Why not?" "Her heart." "She had a mild attack on her last job." "That's why she had to leave." "You're kidding me." "You mean she didn't tell you?" "No." "Really?" "I thought you two told each other everything." "Whoa!" "What's the matter with you today, Philly?" "Huh?" "You've hardly said a word to me all day." "Oh." "Are you mad at me for teasing you for looking up my dress?" "No." " Are you sure?" " Yeah." "Well, then what is it?" "I dunno." "Are you too tired to talk to me?" "I guess so." "Hard day on the old bike, huh?" "Come inside, dear." "Well, well, well." "Yes, well, big deal." "If you want to watch me undress so badly, why don't you tell me?" "What?" "I said if you want to watch me undress so badly, you should have told me." "What do you mean?" "Well, do you want to watch me undress?" "Well, sure." "I guess so." " Go and close the door." " What?" "I said close the door." "I'm not sure I got you right." "Did you want me in or out?" "Well, do you want to watch me undress?" " I guess so." " Well, in then." "Have a seat." "Ready?" "You still with me, Philly?" " Pardon?" " Do you still want me to continue?" "Yeah." "Yes, please." "Not growing bored?" "Are you sure?" "Oh, yes." "Well?" "Huh?" "What do you think of them?" "Huh?" "My breasts, how do you like them?" "Oh...nice." "They're very nice." "Well?" "Would you like to touch them?" "Touch them?" "Yes." "No." "Not right now." "Thank you." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Maybe later." "Okay." "But you still want me to continue though." "Yes, please." "Here." "Here." "I think I'd better go now." "Oh, so soon?" "You won't stay?" "No." "I'm sorry." "I don't think so." "Oh, what a pity." "All right." "Good night, Philly." "Good night." " And thank you." "I really enjoyed it." " No." "Thank you." "We should do this again sometime." "Yeah." "Thank you." "Oh, Philly, it's you." "Hi, Florence." "Sherman, it's for you!" " Isn't it a little late for visitors?" " We're makin' milkshakes in the kitchen." "Great." "You'll never guess what just happened to me." " What?" " You wanna guess?" " No." " Oh." "Oh, you boys have business you wanna discuss?" "Excuse me." "Get out of here, you creep." " So, what's up?" " Oh." "Okay." "Well, about ten minutes ago," "I'm walking past Miss Mallow's bedroom, and she stops me in the hall and asks me if I wanna come inside." "Yeah?" "So I say "sure" and I go inside." "Then she asks me if I wanna watch her strip naked." "Naked?" "Yeah." "So I say "sure" and so she does." "She takes off all her clothes." "Everything." "And I mean everything." "So then what?" "What do you mean "so then what?"" "So then I came here to tell you." "Are you kidding me?" "Hey, why do you think I'm kidding you?" "I suppose you screw your housekeeper every goddamn night!" "Not every night." "Oh, you and old Florence make a great couple." "You know that." " Yeah?" " Is something wrong?" "No." "No, why?" "Are you embarrassed about last night?" "No." "Why?" "Are you sure you're not embarrassed about seeing me naked last night?" "No." "Why do you ask?" "Why don't you come and visit me tonight after I've finished with the dishes?" "We could talk." "Sherm, Philly, I want you boys to work on your backhand today." "Hey, hey!" "I don't want you peeking in the girls locker room anymore either, huh?" " Huh?" " Okay." "Go out and get 'em." "Boy, that guy is weird!" "Yeah, him and Lester would make a great couple." "He's okay." "He could have gotten us thrown out of the club." " What?" "For just copping a peek at the girls?" " Sure." "If we could have got thrown out for that, what you did with Mallow could have gotten you arrested." "Shut up and play tennis, huh?" "Okay." "Aw, damn it!" "Oh, I don't know!" "Oh, Sherman, pick up the balls." "I mean, you're very impatient." "Now you ready?" " Yeah." " Here it comes!" "You moron!" "You stupid moron!" "That hurt!" "Okay, come on." "Hit the ball." "Hey, Philly, were old Mallow's knockers this big?" "What?" " You know that's not fair." "You know that?" " Too bad!" "All right." "Come on." "Hit it." "How come you didn't touch 'em?" "I didn't know how." "You just grab 'em like this and squeeze." "How the hell would you know?" "When was the last time you saw a knocker?" "Hey, Philly, Sue Ellen Turner will let you look at hers for a dollar." "How come you didn't touch 'em?" "Huh, big boy?" "Well, she's gotta be in the mood." "Besides, I'm a leg man." "You know you're crazy." " You ready?" " Yeah!" "You ready again?" "Yeah, come on." "Let's go." "Backhand, Philly." " Backhand." " Yes, sir, Mr. Travis." "Pathetic." "Let's go." "Hit it." "Be sure and tell me about tonight, lover boy." "Come in." "Hi." "I looked for you in your room and you weren't there." "You said you wanted to talk to me?" "Come in, Philly." "Come in." "What are you doing in my father's bathtub?" "Oh, I don't think he would have minded my using his primie." " Do you?" " No, I guess not." "Would you like to wash my back?" "Well..." "Would you like to join me?" "Would I like to what?" "Take a bath with me?" "You mean in there with you right now?" "Mm-hmm." "Why don't you try it?" "Maybe you'll like it." "Well, I probably wouldn't even fit in there." "Oh, yes you would." "I promise." "You mean you want me to take off all my clothes and everything?" "Do you usually wear them when you take a bath?" "No, not usually." "Oh, come on, Philly." "I won't even look." "I don't know." "Oh, come on." "It will be an adventure." "Well...all right." "Good." "Hey, where are you going?" "To get undressed." "Well, hello." "Hi." "Don't you want to take your robe off and join me?" "Okay, just a sec." "Bathing trunks?" "Well, that's marvelous." "Won't you take them off?" "No." "Well, all right then." "Come in the bath with your bathing trunks." "Now be careful." "Be careful." "Watch it." "I'll wash your shoulder." "Well, how does that feel?" "Are you sure you don't want to take them off?" "Okay, under one condition." "And what's that?" "That we put out the lights." "It's a deal." "Be careful." "Be careful." " Can I help you?" " No thanks." "I think I'd better go now." "Philly, wait a second." " Wait a second, will you?" " What?" "I'm sorry." "Will you forgive me?" "Okay." "Hey, prove it." "How?" "By sleeping with me tonight." "No thanks." "Why not?" "Well, I tried it once before in summer camp and I know for a fact that you can't get a good night's sleep when someone else is in the same bunk with you." "Well, thank you." "It's been a lovely evening." "Just to show that there's no hard feelings, would you kiss me good night?" "Okay." "Is it all right if I kiss you good night?" "I guess so." "Bath!" "Are you kidding?" "Give me your hand." "Who the heck takes baths with other people?" "Except for the Japanese I mean." "Have you heard of any?" "No." "Nobody except the Japanese." " Did you touch 'em?" " What?" "Her knockers, did you touch them?" " Well, sort of." " What do you mean "sort of'?" "Thank you." "Did you or didn't you?" "Well, not with my hands." "With my elbows." "Doesn't that get broads hot, touching their knockers, even with your elbows?" "I don't know." "Aw, to hell with this." "Nice girls let you touch their knockers if they like you or if they're going steady with you." "If they let you get any farther than that, either they have to be a whore or they're married to you, isn't that right?" "I don't know." "Hey, Philly, stay out of my sun, all right?" " Hey, Philly, you wanna know what I think?" " What?" " I think Miss Mallow's a whore." " No, she's not." " Yes, she is." " No, she's not." "Just because she took a bath with me doesn't make her a whore." " Lots of people take baths with other people." " Who?" "The Japanese." "You said so yourself." "Maybe she's part Japanese?" "Hey, Philly, wanna know what else I think?" " What?" " I think you're falling for her." " You're crazy." " No, I'm not." " Well, Sherman." " What?" "Listen, Sherman." "What?" "Do you think that if a guy touches a woman's knockers-- not on a date, but in his own house-- think it would still count as getting to second base?" "With his hands or with his elbows?" " With his hands." " No, I think it has to be on a real date." "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." "Excuse me." "I'm sorry." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Oh, excuse me, I'm" "Oh, hi, Joyce." " Hi." " Come on." "Don't you think she's one of the most fantastic creatures?" " I like you better." " You'll make me blush." "Hold on a second." " Hello?" " Hello, son." "Oh, hi, Dad." " How you doin', Philly?" " Great." "Just great." "Good." "Good." "Well, it's going pretty good here too, and I've got a lot to tell you when I get back." "By the way, how's the new bike working out?" "Any snags?" " Oh, no." "The bike's just fine." " Oh, that's good." "Glad to hear it." "And Miss Mallow, is she working out okay too?" "Oh, yes." "Miss Mallow's working out fine too." "Oh, good." "Put her on, will you?" " You want to talk to her?" " Yeah." "She's not here right now." "She's in the john." "What's so funny?" "Oh, nothing, Dad." "Oh." "Well, Philly, look." "I'm gonna have to get off the phone now." "I've got a lot of work to do before tomorrow's meeting." "Say good night to Miss Mallow for me, will you?" "Okay, I'll say good night to Miss Mallow for you, Dad." " And you take care now, huh?" " Okay, Dad." " Okay, son." "Good night." " Good night, Dad." "Let me help you." "Thank you." "Listen." "Are we going to... you know?" "Would you like to?" "Except for one thing." "What?" "Well, I don't really know how." "Well, I might be able to show you." "Good." "I'd just like to say one thing before we start." " What?" " That I respect you." "I don't think that you're a whore or anything like that." "That's very sweet of you, Philly." "I'd also say that I'm prepared to marry you... whenever you say." "Oh, you don't have to say that." "No, I'm not just saying that." "I'm not just handing you a line or anything." "I wanna marry you." "Oh, Philly, listen to me." "A man and a woman should only get married when they want to raise a family together or they want to live together." "What's wrong with that?" "A man and a woman should only get married when they love each other." "But I do love you." "Don't you love me?" " I guess so." " But you don't want to marry me." " Is that it?" " I didn't say that." "You didn't say that, but that's what you were thinking, isn't it?" "Some silly-ass little kid has just told you that he loves you and wants to marry you." "It's probably all you can do to keep from laughing out loud." " Philly, you're wrong." " I'm not wrong." "I should have kept my big mouth shut." "You what?" "You asked her to marry you?" "What are you, sick?" "I know." "I should have played it cool, strung her along a while." "That's the way you have to treat women." "So tell me, did you get to second base?" " Oh, yeah, sure." " Was it fun?" "Oh, sure." "You know." " But why'd you have to ask her to marry you?" " What?" "If she's that easy, she's probably a whore." " She is not a whore." " Is too." "Is not." "Listen." "I just wanted to apologize for the way I've been acting." "Guess I've been acting very juvenile lately, and I'm sorry." "Okay?" "Well, I guess we might just go steady for a while." "Fantastic!" "I love that dress you're wearing." " It's really beautiful." " Thank you." "Well, where do you plan to take me tonight?" "I have this little place that I know." "I think you'll enjoy it." "Oh, Lester seems to be in a good mood." "So am I." "Hop in." "Thank you for the corsage." "It's truly beautiful." "Oh, glad you like it." "And the Chateaubriand for two." " Thank you." " Thank you." "And I think I'll have a glass of white wine to go with it." "Madame is perhaps mistaken." "With the red meat we have the red wine." "Excuse me." "The lady prefers the white wine." "I'd like you to bring her what she prefers." "Whatever you say, monsieur." "You are the boss, no?" "For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow" "For he's a jolly good fellow" "Which nobody can deny" "Monsieur wish some dessert?" "The Napoleon peut-etre?" "The rhum au baba?" "The mousse au chocolat?" "The mousse is very nice for you, madame." "It is, how you say, succulent." "No." "Thank you very much." "We've had enough." "Monsieur wishes a coffee?" "The tea?" "The espresso?" "The cappuccino?" "The Sanka brand decaffeinated coffee?" "The cappuccino is very nice for you, madame." "No, thank you." "Really, we've had enough." "Madame wishes the after-dinner liqueur?" "The Kahlua, the Sambuca, the Aparet?" "I said we've had enough." "Ah, ah, ah." "Monsieur wishes the after-dinner mint." "The Frango mint." "The check." "May we just have the check please?" "Thank you, Lester." " And thank you for a lovely evening." " You're welcome." "Did you believe that waiter with his funny accent?" "Oh, God." "I'm so proud of you." "You're a real gentleman, you know?" "Miss Mallow..." "I love you." "Ouch!" "Oh, sorry." "Philly, turn on the lights, will you?" "Excuse me, but am I hurting you?" "Miss Mallow, are you okay?" "Miss Mallow?" "Miss Mallow?" "Oh, no." "Miss Mallow?" "Oh, my God!" "She's dead!" "Philly, what is it?" "What is it?" " What is it?" " I killed" " Calm down." " I killed her." " Philly, what are you saying?" " I killed Miss Mallow!" "Come on." "She's dead." "I want to know how this happened, Philly." "I want to know what filthy thing you were doing." "I want you to tell me." "It must have been her heart." "She said she had a weak heart." "Operator, get me the police." "Don't!" " Please don't tell them I did it!" " Hold please." "What do you want me to tell them?" "That I did it?" "Or that she did it herself?" "They're not going to believe that, you know." "Don't tell them anything!" "You don't have to call them!" "Please hang up the phone, Lester!" "I'll do anything!" "Please just help me!" "Very well." "May I suggest we begin by covering her up?" "Perhaps we should put her somewhere where it's cool so she doesn't rot too quickly." "What are you gonna do with all this food?" "Won't it spoil?" "Would you rather the food spoil or Miss Mallow spoil?" "Well, that should be sufficient." "Let's pop her in, shall we?" "On three." "One...two...three." "Like a sack of potatoes." "Mash her down." "Those Europeans never did fit in." "We can't just leave her where she is for too long, you know." "Your father will be home in a week or two." "Suppose he takes it into his mind to get some lamb chops from his freezer?" "I think your father, from what I know of him, would be quite disappointed to find Miss Mallow instead of lamb chops in his freezer, don't you?" "That's not necessary." "Perhaps not." "But it is worthy of your consideration, Philly." "Don't you think your father would be more than disappointed to find Miss Mallow all frozen, rock hard in his freezer instead of some nice baby lamb chops?" "Aren't you gonna help?" "It's not my body." "Come on, Lester." "Can't you help me?" "Boy, this is really hard." "Yes." "Well, you've heard the expression "frozen stiff."" "This is ridiculous." "Philly, let's flip her over." "Here." "On the count of three." "This way." "One...two...three." "Got it?" " Barely." " Good." "Are you okay?" "Yes, actually, I quite enjoyed it, Philly." "I'm having the time of my life." "Okay." "Are you ready?" "Good." "Yes, what is it now, Philly?" "It's Miss Mallow!" "She's not there!" "She's not in her grave!" "She's disappeared!" " What are you talking about?" " She's not there." "The grave's empty." "I saw it." "I'm warning you, Philly." "If this is your idea of some sort of childish prank," "I, for one, am not amused." "But it's not!" "I will not deal with this as anything other than a joke." "Ouch!" "See what he wants." "Yes?" "I found this note for you in your flower garden, Philly." "Let's see it." ""The flower you two buried had to be transplanted."" ""Leave $10,000 in the flowerbed tonight, and it will be returned soon afterwards."" ""P.S. I hear the police like flowers too."" "The gardener." "You'd be surprised at the number of people who go poking through the grounds of the wealthy at night, my boy." "So, what's next?" "Gosh, Lester, I don't know." "Lester, I just can't think of any other way to get the money." "Neither can I." "Lester, you think we should be doing this?" "Well, Philly, do you want Miss Mallow back?" " Of course." " Then open the safe and get the 10,000." "Who knows?" "Your father may not even notice it's missing." "Fat chance." "Do you mind?" "Of course not." "What are we gonna tell my father when he comes home and discovers $10,000 missing?" "What are you going to tell him when Miss Mallow's remains turn up at the police station?" "Hey, Lester, look at this." "Good work, Philly." "What are you doing here now?" "Why aren't you at the hotel?" "Because I was sick of staying at that sleazy place." "Nicole, he'll see you." "Well, I don't care." "I want him to see me." "What is the matter with you?" "What the hell is going on, Nicole?" "A belated case of conscience maybe?" "Well, that's very sweet." "Look, the old man may not be a prize, but the kid doesn't deserve to have this done to him." "You've got a crush on a 15-year-old boy." "Oh, shut up." "Tell me..." "when you slept together, did he wet the bed?" "I'm warning you." "If you don't shut up, I'm going straight to" "What are you gonna do?" "Tell me what you're gonna do, sweet pants." "All right, I'll tell you." "You're gonna do precisely what I tell you to do." "Right?" "Otherwise," "I'll have to tell the immigration people that you're not only an illegal alien, but a felon." "A felon?" "Yes." "Seducing a minor-- that's a criminal offense, in case you didn't know." "Don't be frightened." "Please don't run away." "I'm sorry, Philly." "You let me think that you were dead-- that I had killed you." "Why?" "Why'd you do it?" "Was it just for the money?" "Lester forced me into this mess." "What'd he do, put a gun to your head?" "He threatened to tell immigration that I was working here illegally." " Big deal." " It was a big deal for me." "I could have been deported." "I had to do it." "Don't you see?" "You got your money." "Why don't you just take it and go away?" "I'm on your side, Philly." "I thought you loved me." "I don't trust you anymore." "All right, then I'll go to the police." "No." "Well, what do you want me to do then?" "I don't know." "But I don't want you arrested." "Where's my father's $10,000?" "Lester has the money." "Well, can you help me try and get it back?" "Of course I'll help you, Philly." "Dad's gonna be home day after tomorrow." "Gonna have to hurry." "First we have to find a place to hide you." " Where?" " I don't know." "Sherman's potting shed." "I used to hide there all the time." "Maybe we'd better hurry to put some pressure on dear Lester." "Yeah." "I've got some ideas about that already." "Good." "I missed you, Miss Mallow." "But we came here to ask you a favor." "Anything you need." "We just got blackmailed for $10,000." "Have you talked to the police?" "We can't go to the police." "Oh, Mr. Travis, won't you please help us?" "You need a policeman, not a tennis instructor." "Exactly." "But we need you, not a real cop." "You're joking." "Me, a policeman?" "This guy is a real bully and he scares easily." "So all you have to do is act like a tough cop." " But I don't know how to act like a cop." " Just be hard and tough." "And maybe we could watch Dirty Harry on television tonight." "Hi." "I'm with the police department." "I'm Detective Jack Travis." " You Fillmore?" " This is the Fillmore residence, but I am not Mr. Fillmore, if that's what you're asking." "I'd like to ask a few questions." " No." " Thank you." "Now see here." "You." "I really must object to your barging in here without so much as a" " Who are you?" " Me?" " I'm the houseman and chauffeur." " Name?" "My name?" "My name is Lester Lewis." "But I really must object, sir." "I believe" " Yes?" " Shut up, Lester." "Now then, Lester." "Is there a Miss Nicole Mallow here?" "There is." "That is, she used to be here." "She's gone." " Where did she go?" " Away." "To Tucson." "She quit." "She wasn't happy here I'm afraid." "We received a tip that she has met with foul play." "Foul play?" "What do you mean?" "Homicide." "This tip said she was homicided." "Well... that's absurd." "Miss Mallow is as alive as you or I." "I want to see her room now." "I told you you'd find nothing in Miss Mallow's room." "What is the point of looking through my room?" "Harassment." "Gee, Lester, you really do have a very interesting sense of decoration." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Real interesting, Lester." "Right out of "Better Homes and Closets. "" "This a friend of yours?" "Yes." "Cute." "Real cute, Lester." "You know, you're a real cutie-pie." "This is particularly cute." "This, I don't even want to know from." "Oh, no." "Pay dirt." "Planning a little trip, Lester?" "No, not exactly." "Lovely things you wear." "This must look just divine on you... if you lose a little weight." "These are Miss Mallow's clothes." "She didn't have room for all of them and she asked that we keep them here and send them on after she settled in Tucson." "Isn't that right, Philly?" "Can I get you something to drink, Officer?" "Some tea, a coffee, a beer perhaps?" " Oh, boy." " Oh, no." "Lester, there's more dirty laundry here than I thought." "What is this big red spot here?" "Is this blood?" "Tomato sauce." " Tomato sauce?" " Yes." "Miss Mallow was fond of eating lasagna in bed, and she frequently spilled it." "Will you hold this?" "Lester, I don't believe a word you've told me so far." "And as far as I'm concerned, Miss Mallow was homicided." "And you, my friend, you are the best thing that I have for a perpetrator." "I think I'm gonna take you down." "I'm gonna book you." "Give me a couple of hours, I can prove she's still alive." " You can?" " Yes." "How are you gonna do that with her in Tucson?" "Gee, Lester, are you sure it was Tucson?" " She's not in Tucson." " She's not?" "No." "Oh, boy." "This is gonna be tough." "Where is she?" "She's elsewhere." "Where elsewhere?" "Well, she's having an abortion." "I didn't want the boy to know." "That's good you did that." "Save that boy any pain." "She'll be back in three hours." " Three hours?" " Mm-hmm." "Good." "I'm gonna see you in two hours." " Two hours?" " Yeah." "And you better be able to prove that girl is alive or I'm gonna book you for murder one." "You can't book me for murder." "If you don't have a body, you don't have a case." "Come on, Lester." "Up, up, up, up." "Listen." "Now don't get any bright ideas about leaving town" " 'cause I'm gonna be watching you." " Okay." "Now, I'm gonna see you in two hours from right now." " Do you hear me?" " Yes." "You hear me?" "Yes, I do." "Thank you, Officer." "You know, Lester, I think it's shocking the way that man treats you." "I don't know why you put up with it." "Good afternoon, sir." "I'm looking for the young foreign woman I checked in here the other day." "It's a matter of some urgency." "You don't know where she is now?" "If it's the woman that I'm thinking of," "I think I checked her out earlier this morning." "Checked her out?" "Did she mention where she was going?" "Walter, will you get that cat out of the lobby?" "Listen my friend." "Are you quite certain you don't recall her mentioning where she might be headed?" "Well, now that you mention it," "I believe she said something about going to Tucson." "It worked." "Travis scared Lester." "He's looking all over for you." "You don't know him." "He'll pick up the money and run." "Sherman, can we borrow a car?" "It's an emergency." "Sure, come on." "If we catch him now, I'm sure he'll have the money with him." " Get in." " Philly, I can't drive." " Neither can I. Can you?" " Sure." "Get in." "Come on, Sherman." "Move it." "I can't help it!" "I don't know how to drive." "Why didn't you tell us before?" " Get off the sidewalk!" " I'm trying!" "Oh!" "Watch out!" "Watch out!" "Don't hit that car!" "I'm trying not to!" "Watch out, there's a cop!" "You just missed that" "You're insane." "You know that?" " Don't hit him, will you?" " I'm trying not to!" "Please, Mr. Green, it's terribly terribly important." "Please, yes, please." "Yes, thank you!" "Yes!" "Please, Mr. Green." "Are you ready, Lester?" "Yes, I'm ready!" "I'm ready, Mr. Green!" "Mr. Green, we need your help." "I don't believe it." "You want a chase, you sicko?" "I'll give you a chase." "Get out of the way, you little shit!" "Excuse me." "Huh?" "Lester, over here." "Good day, sir." "Thanks a lot, Mr. Green." "I've been waiting 20 minutes." "Sorry, sir." "It's been a difficult day." "And where's your tie?" "I always want you to wear a tie." "I'm sorry." "Lester!" "Oh, hi, Dad." "Hello, son." "It was nice of you to come out and meet me." "Lester, you take this and the baggage is in the baggage area." " I'll get that, sir." " Lester, let me help you." " I can get that." " No, I insist." " Really, I insist." " No, it's my job." "I'll be right back, sir." "Philly, please, please." "Oh, Lester!" "Where are you going?" "Well, I was late picking up my employer, Mr. Fillmore." "May I present Detective Travis, my employer, Mr. Fillmore." " You're Fillmore?" " That's right." "Hold on, Lester." "Don't go away." "By the way, Travis, I would also like to present Miss Nicole Mallow." "Nice to see you again, Jack." "Oh, Nicole and I are old friends." " And you're Fillmore?" " Yes." " The father?" " That's right." " I want to know what's going on here." " So do I." "Well, it seems it's a mystery to all of us." "Shall we be going, sir?" "Oh, you get the rest of the baggage and I'll take this one." "Very well, sir." "Excuse me." "Well, you've certainly changed a lot lately." "I know, but most of the credit belongs to you." "Thank you." "And Lester too, of course." "Philly, I'm going to miss you." "What do you mean?" "Well, I mean I think that it's time for me to leave." "Why?" "Well, for one thing, we'll never be able to keep our affair a secret from your father." "And the moment he found out, he'd fire me immediately." "I guess you're right." "But I don't want you to leave." "I'll miss you." "We'll always keep in touch." "Anyway, you're ready to be on your own now." "Where are you gonna go?" "I don't know." "I let you know where I am." "If you're gonna get a new job, you're gonna have to have a letter of reference from my father." "Well, your father might not think I've been working long enough." "I didn't mean for him to write it." "But I know what he'd say if he knew you as well as I do." ""She was passionate about her household duties."" ""And she kept things well in hand."" ""She gave everything she had to her employer."" "Thank you, Lester." "Lester, I'll see you at 3:00 then?" " Hi, Jan." " Hi." " Hey, do you have Mr. Marks for Civics?" " Uh-huh." "Great, I'll see you there." "I'll see you sixth period." "Oh, Miss Phipps." "Hello there." "I'm sorry, I don't" "Philly." "I didn't recognize you." "You've changed so much since last June." "I know, and I'd like to thank you for the advice you gave me." "What was that?" "To find girls whose age is more appropriate for me." "Oh, right." "How did it go?" "Oh, it went very well." "I'd like to talk to you about it in detail." "Great, I'd love to." "Excellent." "Can we discuss it over dinner tonight?" "Why don't I have my chauffeur pick you up at 8:00 then?"

"♪♪" "[sobbing] [birds chirping]" "Please stop crying, Lucy." "Please." " [sighs] - [sobbing continues]" "♪♪" "[Mary] Hey." "[sighs]" "I love you." "Come on." "♪♪" "I still..." "I have to get back to work, I'll get in trouble." "You understand, right?" " Yeah." " Okay." "Come on." "I'll come to you right after work." "Hey!" "I love you." "[card reader beeps]" "[door closes]" "♪♪" " Hello." " Hey." "I didn't think you were gonna be home for dinner." "Oh, I had a big lunch." "I just came from the gym." "How was work?" "Yeah, right." " You?" " Uh, same. [Chuckles]" "Did you get that message from Joel?" "No, what's that?" "He's coming home." "♪♪ [shower running]" "We're almost out of toothpaste." "Oh?" "I'll make sure to pick up some tomorrow on the way back from work." "Actually, I'm getting drinks with Ben after work tomorrow." "[phone chimes]" " How is he?" " Who?" "Ben." "You said you're having drinks with him." "Oh, I think fine." "I hope so, anyway." "Poor guy's had a tough year." "Be good to see him. [Sighs]" "So..." "Joel's coming." "Yeah." "With his girlfriend." " Oh, yeah?" " Yep." "That should be nice." "Yes." " Good night, honey." " Good night." "[Lucy] What does that mean?" "For us?" "It means we have a date." "Right after my son leaves." "It would be a disaster before." "You need to tell her now, and then you discuss it with your son when he gets here." "That makes sense." "I'm sorry, but I can't do that." "You don't know him." "It will be a living hell for his whole visit." "There's no reason to make it dramatic." " Dramatic?" " I'm sorry." "Lucy, please don't." "This is good news." "This is great news." "Think about it." "We have a date, a real one." "And all this business will be over soon, finally." "Dramatic?" "God damn it, I used the wrong word!" "I didn't mean..." "You know, it's impossible to discuss anything with you if you get upset so quickly." " Fuck you!" "Fuck you, Michael!" " Lucy, stop!" "Come on, Lucy, where are you..." " Dramatic enough?" " Where are you going?" "Come back." "God damn it!" "Lucy, I'm an idiot!" " Everybody knows I'm an idiot, all right?" " [car starts]" "Come back, I'm a moron." "Lucy, I apologize!" "I didn't mean "dramatic."" "You're a coward, Michael." "You need to tell her now." "All right." "All right, yes, you're right." " Can we just discuss it?" " Tell her!" "♪♪" "[indistinct chatter]" "Hey." " Lunch?" " I can't." " I have a potential client." " Oh, that's too bad." "I appreciate that, Sue." "How about tomorrow?" " Sure, sounds great." " Okay." "Good luck." "With the client." "Right." "It's great news." "It's wonderful news." "Is it?" "It means we actually have a date, a real date." "[Robert sighs]" "[Mary sighs]" "Robert." "Come... [distant barking]" "[deep sigh]" "I feel like I can't do anything anymore." "Can't write." "Can't think." " Can't eat." " [sighs]" "Can't sleep." "Can't even fucking smoke." "[lighter clatters] [frustrated sigh]" "[groans]" "You got to tell me that this is true, that this is it for real this time, because..." "You know, I can't take it otherwise, I really can't." "♪♪" "Come on." "It's true, I promise." "I'm gonna tell him, promise." "Soon, so soon." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "[phone beeping]" "[line ringing]" "Hey, Ben." "Glad I got you!" "It's me, Michael." "[keys rattle]" " [chuckles] - [car unlocks]" "Yeah, it has been awhile, that's why I'm calling." "Be good to catch up." "Uh..." "How about you and me go and grab some beers, now?" "Yeah, now, now." "I can come to you." "I can drive to wherever you are." "I can be there in 20 minutes." "Oh, yeah, no, no, I understand." "Of course." "Of course." "Next week, let's do it." "You sound well." "All right." "Looking forward to it." "Talk soon." "Okay, bye." "[phone beeps] [sighs]" "[seatbelt thudding]" "[car dings] [phone vibrating]" "[phone beeps]" "Hi, Lucy!" "I was just about to call you." "Oh, just to say hi, and, uh... tell you I'm thinking about you, and, uh"." "And to say I'm sorry about earlier." "I..." "I..." "I was being insensitive." "I would love to, but I can't." "I'm just about to meet my buddy, Ben." "He's been after me for a while to meet him for drinks and, uh, I-I kept pushing him off." "I don't know, I guess he's going through a bad time." "I don't know." "I don't know." "Why don't we just play it by ear, and I'll text you or something when I get out?" "I don't know how long we're gonna be." "That... that would be lovely." "♪♪" "Yes, my dear." "I will." "Yeah." "I will..." "Hey!" "Hey, Ben!" "[stammering] Hold on, hon." "Hey, Ben!" "I'm sorry, he's here, I just saw him." "Hey, Ben, good to see you, man." "Let me just find a place to park." "I think I see a space right over here." "Okay?" "All right, I'll be with you, just one minute." "Honey, I really have to go now." "Why don't I just call you later?" "I love you so much." "I love you so much." "Okay, bye." "[woman on TV] Gladys Perkins has an idea." "I think she must've gone mad." " [door unlocking]" " She... she..." " [door closes] - [Michael] Hello." " She wants to live with you." " Hey." "I'm just flinging myself at your head." " I've got a crazy idea that might..." " [volume decreases]" "I thought you were going for drinks?" "Yeah, no." " [Gladys] Do you think I'm mad?" " [Penderel] Quite mad, my darling." "I was supposed to, but I just..." "I couldn't pull it off." "Work today... [sighs]" "Wiped me out." "[Penderel] That's what I say, Perkins darling." "Mm." "But We got a better idea than yours." "An improvement on it." "The thought of drinks, with Ben's problems?" "No, I won't tell you here." "There's magic here." "I'll tell you later on in the house, perhaps even in the cold light of morning." "[Gladys] Tell me now." " [slurping and gulping noises]" " No!" "No, let's stay here." " [sighs] - [Penderel] You're cold." " What about you?" " Me?" "Yeah, I..." "I figured you were at the gym or working late." "Oh, I had the same day as you." "Just couldn't deal." "Hence." "Right." "[Mary sighs]" "No, you can't put on those wet shoes." " I'm going to try to carry you." " [Gladys] I'm a devil of a weight." "[Penderel] Well, if you're too heavy for me, I shall drop you in the mud." " Um..." " [rooster crowing on TV]" "Do you want some?" "Okay" "♪♪" "[glasses clink]" "Thanks." " [Bill] Has he got any money?" " [Penderel] Not a penny." " [Bill] But you're going outwith him." " [Gladys] Yes, Bill." "Are you angry?" "[Bill] I think he's a lunatic, but I'm not angry." "[Michael] Hey, buddy, can't talk long." "I'm late for work." "Very excited to be seeing you soon, though." "Hey, hey, that's no way to talk to me, I'm being nice." "No, I'm just... [scoffs]" "I'm just late." "I don't wanna be any more late." "Oh, god damn it!" "No, not you, I just..." "Okay." "I'm here, okay." "What's up?" "How can I help you?" "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." "That's a question for your mother." "I don't wanna get in the middle of that." "Mary!" "Mary." "Your son is on the phone, he has a question for you." "What?" "Can't you handle it?" "I'm trying to get ready." "I'm late already." "It's something about his girlfriend." "I don't understand what he's talking about." " Fine, have him call me." " Thank you." "Okay, your mom says you can call her on her phone." "Yeah, and you can talk to her about whatever directly." "I'm sorry." "Yes, I'm sorry, Joel." "Right." "I really need to go." "I'm sorry." " I'm sorry." " [phone beeps]" "♪♪" "Hey, it's me." "Where are you?" "All right, I'm on my way to work, uh..." "Call me when you get this, please." "♪♪" "I know, I know, I'm sorry I'm late." "No excuses." "[distant phone ringing] [frustrated scream]" "[computer beeps]" " [people chattering] - [phone ringing]" "[woman] They started ten minutes ago." " They're waiting for you." " I know, I know." "I'll just be a minute, I'll come right in." "Thanks." "I appreciate it." "Appreciate it." "[music playing throughout]" "[phone beeping faintly]" "[chattering continues]" "[man] And if not, they'll still be able to use all the systems they normally would, but only with other regions that have also not adopted." "Accordingly, the regions involved in phase two should be able to interact fully amongst each other as soon as that..." "And Mary was gonna put together a list of the functionalities that we can expect to be fully operational throughout the day." "Uh, Mary, do you have that list?" "Yes, uh, I'm here." "Sorry, one sec." "Let me just get the folder." "[wind chimes ringing]" "[footsteps approaching] [door unlocks]" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" " What's up?" " [Typing]" "I called earlier." "Are you not talking to me now?" "Busy on the computer?" "Getting lots of emails?" " Emma." "Could you just tell me what's going on, please?" "What happened last night?" "I went out for drinks with Ben, like I said." "What?" "Just say it." "I don't know." "You don't know, Lucy?" "What don't you know?" "You said you'd call after and you didn't." "I don't know what you're doing, Michael." "I said I may call." "May, but then it got late, and I didn't." "But I've been calling all day today." "And you haven't been picking up, because why?" "Lucy, this is... [distant dog barking]" "Where are you going?" "I don't know." "To bed." " I'm tired." " Don't, I'm sorry." "It's okay." "It's fine." "Let's just... start over tomorrow." " Michael." " [door closes]" "[Georgia White's "I'm Doing What My Heart Says Do" playing on stereo]" "I wanted to say sorry, so I'm sorry." "Come on, what have you got to be sorry about?" "Oh, 'cause, it's taken us so long to get to this point, and... [sighs] I don't know, it should've happened sooner?" "But... we're here now." "I wanted to celebrate with you." "Okay, well." "Let's celebrate." "[Mary giggles]" " [increasing stereo volume] - [music continues] [giggles continue]" "Whoa... [laughs]" " To us." " To us." "♪♪" "[door unlocking]" "[keys jingle]" " [sighs] - [string music playing throughout]" "[sighs]" " What time is it?" " I think it's late." "Can't be late again, two days in a row." "Me, too." " I'll get the coffee made." " Great, great, thank you." "I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna get in the shower." "That sounds good." "What the fuck." "[breathing heavily]" " [Coffeemaker beeps] - [coffee drips] [distant shower running] [distant shower running]" "[distant barking]" "Oh, hey." "I'll be out of here in a few minutes." "Yeah, okay." "No problem." "♪♪" "[bed creaks]" "[music rises and plays throughout]" "[chuckling]" "[laughing]" "[continues laughing] [continues laughing] [continues laughing]" "[sighs]" "♪♪" "[classical music on piano playing]" "And one, and two, and three, straight, and four, and flows." "Coupe', attitude, side, close in back." "Coupe', back, side, but close behind in fifth." "And back, one, and two, and keep going" "And when you're done, follow her." "Make sure, re/evé, turn around." "Don't forget the port de bras." "If I'm not back, keep going." "What are you doing here?" "I missed you." "I wanted to see you." "Is that okay?" "Of course it's okay, silly." "It's just such a surprise." "I wasn't expecting you, and I stink, I'm sorry." "No, you don't." "You never smell bad." "Such a liar." "Come here." " [phone ringing] - [receptionist] Studio." " Can you wait 15 minutes?" " Yeah." " I'll be done then." " Okay." " Then I'll take the quickest shower ever." " Okay, sure." "Or don't, you don't have to shower for me." "[giggling] You're a weirdo." " Yeah, a little bit." " My weirdo." " Right." " I'll be right back." " Okay." " Okay." " [piano music continues]" " Okay, where are you?" "Relevé, up." "Eyes front." "Turn." "And kick... up." "Go ahead and stretch." "[Lucy continues indistinct]" "[phone opens, beeps]" "♪♪" " [bottles clinking] - [indistinct chatter] [phone chimes]" "[beeping]" " [Lucy] One, two..." " [phone vibrates]" " Three, four, five, six, - [chuckles]" "Seven, eight." "[laughing] [1960's instrumental music playing throughout] [clears throat]" "[laughing]" "My son." "Funny guy" "♪♪" " You just look fucking beautiful." " [chuckling]" "Tell me again?" "[Lucy] You don't have to do that, you can do first." "Ready?" " [receptionist] Studio, this is Sabrina." " [Lucy] And one and close." " Hi, Mrs. Nomad." " And two, and..." " So, we're doing..." " That's great, yes." " It's this coming Saturday." " Hold on." "Start over." "Well, show me how to do the spinny one you do." " The twirly one." " You mean... [laughs]" " Yeah, no, fancier than that." " That was a bad one." " So, you mean..." " It was fancier than that." "Do you mean this one?" "That's beautiful, but it's..." " You know what I'm talking about." " Oh, I know what you mean." " [laughing]" " I got that." "I got that." " Yes!" " Yeah." "Oh, yeah." " Oh, I love it when you're like this." " Like what?" "I don't know, you're just light and cheerful, and you're in a good mood and you're just nice." "Forget it." "I don't wanna forget it." "I'm happy." "You're happy." "♪♪" "Hey." " Let's do something." " We're about to." "First, I'm gonna do you and then you're gonna do me." "No, let's do something we've never done before." "Let's do something normal, like go to the mall or go see a movie." "Something "date-y."" "Then we can do each other." " Okay." " Yeah?" "Yeah." "If you're okay with it, I'm okay with it." "[Mary Custer] Poor Henry, let me hold your hand." "[Henry] It's not heavy, I can manage." "Hold your own hand." "[Mary] Oh, Henry, when I do hold your hand like this, and put my arm around you and snuggle up to you like that," " doesn't it suggest anything to you?" " [Henry] Yes, it does, but with my health, I better not think about it!" "[Mary] I think..." "Does she think you're on a trip?" "I don't know." "No." "I didn't tell her anything." "It doesn't matter, does it?" "Really?" "[dry chuckle]" "Okay." "Uh, let's see." "I'll just say I'm working late." "She really doesn't care, trust me." "I just get so tired of all the bullshit." "Almost over." "So why not make it the least dramatic possible, right?" " Okay." "Just give me a moment." " Okay." "[Robert] Go on, just where you roll it, roll it." "Oh, come on." " It's too big, I might miss." " You're not." "You just slide it." "Just a second, I'll be..." "Hello?" "Uh, sorry, just calling to say I'm stuck working late tonight." "Uh, just, uh, grabbing some dinner and..." "I'll head straight back." "Uh... may have to work through the night." "Wanted you to know." "Okay." "That sounds good." "I thought you were at home." "Where are you?" "♪♪" "Where am I?" "Uh, I had to work late, too." "I just stepped out for a bite as well, actually." "Um, at the Chinese restaurant." "What about you?" "What are you eating?" "I'm getting Chinese, too, funny enough." "I, uh..." "like the duck." "You should order the duck, too." "Oh." "Yeah?" "I should, should I?" "What if I don't like duck?" "Oh, it's always good, is it?" "[chuckling]" " I don't know." " Psst." "Psst!" "♪♪" "I'm thinking about bringing this duck home and sharing it with you." "How would you like that?" "You don't have to get any." "I'll have enough." "If you ask me, it's too delicious not to share." "[phone beeps]" " [woman] There you are." " [man] Yeah, sorry it took me so long." "I don't get it, I just don't understand." "No, look, it's not me, it's him, okay?" "You know, he's a drama king." "Yeah, but why does he..." "Why does he suddenly care now?" "No, it... who knows?" "And your guess is as good as mine." "All I'm saying is can we not let this blow up into a big scene if it doesn't have to be, please?" "We only have a couple more weeks." "Can we just stay cool till then?" "Okay?" "Okay, sure, but I don't understand." "Okay?" "This doesn't make any sense to me." "Robert." "♪♪" "[glasses tinkling]" "So." "So." "So." "You were able to leave work." "Yes." "And so were you, I see." "That's good." "Those long hours..." "It's a lot to ask." "Yes." "It really is." "It can become quite taxing, wouldn't you agree?" "Yes." "Why, I would." "Sometimes you just have to say... fuck it." "Fuck it." "♪♪" "[moaning]" "Oh." "Hey, pizza?" "Uh, not today, Barry, thanks." "I gotta scoot." "Oh." "You ready?" " Client?" " Yeah." "[Mary moaning]" "♪♪ [mumbling]" ""He tried not to come by dusk or later,"" "and stand in the court, quiet and still beneath the pines, staring at the warm buttermilk walls, the small rectangle of parched, scuff y grass where their child had taken her first steps." "The window pane"... [moaning pleasurably]" "♪♪" "[panting] [panting continues]" ""And as you near the end of your sweltering journey"..." "Mary?" "[moaning and panting]" "[screaming]" "Mary!" "Oh." "What happened?" "Well, you fell asleep on me, that's what happened." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I, um, I haven't had any sleep." "I've been working so hard." "What was the last thing that you heard me say?" " What was the last thing you heard?" " Something buttermilk?" "Scruffy citrus." "There was so-— It was beautiful, I'm sorry." "I need to get rest, and then I promise you" "I'll make it up to you tomorrow." "We can go anywhere, we can do anything." "I'm sorry." "I liked it, I was into it." "It was good." "There was a... a house." "It was..." "So sorry, Robert." "Sorry. [Scoffs]" "Sorry." "Really?" "[Chuckles]" "Well, if you'd feel comfortable leaving the house that way," "I suppose you could." "Bye." "Talk to you soon, bye." "Oh, God, what?" "Damn it." " Lucy, what the hell are you doing?" " Just give me the phone!" "Let go!" "No!" "No, are you out of your mind?" "No, I don't believe so." "Give me the phone and then I'll know." "Know what?" "What is it you're trying to know?" "[grunting]" "What is it you wanna know?" "Ow!" "Just..." "You're making a scene." "Just tell me what it is you wanna know, I'll tell you." "I don't care!" "Just give me the phone!" "Look, maybe I will let you see my phone, but you have to tell me what it is you're looking for first." "Are you seeing someone else?" "No." "No." "No." "No, of course not." "Is that what this is about?" "I've hardly seen you this last week." "We've hardly spoken on the phone." "I call you and I know you send me to voicemaill." "No. [Light laugh]" "Listen, firstly, I apologize." "You're right." "Listen, firstly, I apologize." "You're right." "Listen, firstly, I apologize." "You're right." "This past week, I've been overly occupied and neglectful of you." "Work has been really demanding." "It always is this time of year, but more than that, my son's visit soon has added crazy stress at home." "She always gets like this before he arrives." "She..." "She... wants everything to be perfect." "She starts calling, making all these demands." "In fact, that was just her telling me to pick up some new bedding or some shit." "Look." "That's who I was just talking to." "So, you're fucking her now?" "Realizing this was just a big mistake?" "Yuck!" "As if!" "Listen, my son is..." "What time is it?" "Yes, right now he's probably out of class, headed to his place to pack." "First thing tomorrow, he and his girlfriend will get on a train on their way here." "He will... they will stay with us for three days, and for those three days, you will not be hearing much, if anything, from me." "We will have a nice, calm time, and it will be the last time as a family." "[sighs]" "The next time he visits, he'll be visiting me and you." "♪♪" "He'll leave on Monday, and I'll tell my wife it's over, and we will be together, finally." "With nothing to hide." "I give you my word." "You're gonna feel really silly in just a few days' time." "You're gonna be apologizing to me." "And you're gonna be really happy." "Let me take you home." "Please?" "♪♪" "Hey." "I actually can't come in right now." "I'm still..." "Lucy..." "God damn it, Lucy." "Lucy. [Sighs]" "[grunting] God damn it." "[exhales sharply]" "Hi." "Hey." "[keys tinkle]" "[crickets chirping]" "[breathing deeply]" "[Joel] They hate each other." "You gotta understand that." "In fact, I'd love it if they left each other." "That would be a damn relief, it's like..." "That would be a damn relief, it's like..." "That would be a damn relief, it's like..." "Oh, this should be fun." "In fact, I'm actually really excited for you to meet them." "I'd appreciate it if you would study, like, if you would closely watch both of them, and if you see me do anything like either of them, now or ever, not only do I want you to tell me, I want you to punch me in the face." "Okay?" "You got it?" "I'm serious." " You know I'm not gonna do that." " No, I'm serious." "I'm asking you, I'm begging you." "Go ahead, I'll show you." "Just make a fist and then just," " "No, Joel." - [laughing]" "No, Joel."" "Not like that, just the hand." " "No, Joel." "That was just like your dad." - [laughing continues]" "That was just like your mom."" "I don't know, is he still a vegetarian?" "'Cause if he is, she probably is." " No, I think he's only eating meat now." " [laughing]" "Although I don't know what he said about her." "Ugh!" "You know he's gonna be so mad at me if I forgot." "Let's just fake it." "Let's just make both and we'll play it off like we know." "If you don't mention it, it won't be a thing." "That's mean." "Okay." "All right, I'm gonna get some meat." "Uh, get some Brussels sprouts or something that'll make me gassy for the rest of the night." "[announcement over speakers indistinct]" "How's it going, buddy?" "Good, buddy, I'm just gonna need another minute or two here." "[chattering indistinct]" " How's it going, buddy?" " [Robert] Yeah, I'm just having a look." "Hey." "She's leaving you." "Who is?" "When your son arrives, she's gonna tell you then." "And there's nothing you can do to stop her." "♪♪" "Uh, meat is the other way." "Behind you." "What?" "You're facing the wrong way." "The meat you were going to get, it's behind you." "[chuckles]" "Is anybody in there?" "Where is it?" "It's behind me?" "I don't see it." "[Mary laughs]" " It's, uh, not here either." " All right." " Strange." " Yeah." " Hi." " [butcher] Hi." "You folks ready yet?" "Yes, can I have four organic chicken breasts?" " Sure." " Thanks." "♪♪" "[doorbell rings]" "[gasps] Hello." "[chuckling] Come here." "Look at you." "Oh, you." " Hi." " Hi." " Feel like I know you." "Yeah." " Yeah." " Hey." " Hey there, tough guy." "Dad, yeah." "Good to see you." "Happy you came." " Hello." "Hi." " Hi, Erin." " Really happy to meet you." " Thank you." "I'll try not to say anything that will embarrass my son, but, uh, he has expressed some very fond feelings for you." "She knows I love her." "Yeah." " Nice." " Well, secret is out." "It's not a secret." "I don't keep secrets." "Really good to meet you." "Welcome to our home." " Thanks for having me." " Dinner's almost ready." "I have so much of everything on." "Sorry, I couldn't remember whether you were a vegetarian or not, so I just bought a lot and made all the options." " Well, I told you five..." " Great, that's fine." "It's... really, I eat a lot and I eat everything, so I'll happily have a plate of both options." "Thank you, Erin, that's so sweet." " How about a drink?" " [Erin] Yeah." " I'll, uh, I'll open some wine." " Great, thanks." "Let's go put our bags in your room." " Oh, God." " Hey, you need to chill out." " What?" "Why?" "What am I doing?" " Jesus." "She seems really nice." " Yes." " Yeah." "And pretty." "Yeah, very." " Well, he's a handsome guy." " Yeah." "He's got a beautiful mother." " [music playing] - [utensils clatter]" "Hey." " What's wrong?" " Nothing." "What just happened?" "Are you okay?" " Yeah, I'm good." "Yeah." " Okay." "♪♪" "[Erin] I don't know where it goes either." "I've always been able to eat way too much." "I mean, I'm sure it's gonna catch up to me one day, but for now I'm gonna take advantage of it." "Especially when the food is this good." "Oh, please, please, I'm just so glad you like it." " Do you cook as well?" " Uh, no." "I mean, enough to survive." "[laughs]" "But I'm nothing like your son." "He's just such a great cook." " Nah." " Oh, yeah?" "Yeah!" "Yeah, you didn't know?" "I mean, he's the best." "No, it's nothing." "She..." "You have low standards." "Hey. "Thank you."" " Mom, it's not..." " [Erin] Wait." "Oh, okay." " [chuckles] Be quiet." " You serious?" "What are you saying?" "You're crazy." "No, don't listen to him." "Let's have a toast." "Excellent idea." " Who needs... who needs some?" " A little." " Oh." " Yes?" " Yes, please." " Okay." "Ah." "To you both." "Uh, we're so happy to meet you, Erin." " Thank you." " And to have you both home." "Yes." "Yeah." "Hear, hear." " Well put." " Thanks." "So, I think I figured this out." "You cook and you eat." " [Erin] Yes." " [Mary laughs]" "That's the way you two work." " [Erin] So well." " [Mary] Whatever works." "That's what I say." "♪♪" "Well, that was nice." "Yes." "He seems happy." "She's great." "Didn't know he could cook." "Did you?" "Yes." "Maybe, I don't know." "Guess we'll find out soon enough." "Yes." "Tomorrow, right?" "We'll find out tomorrow." "Yes." "Night." "Good night." "♪♪" "[Erin approaching] Hi." " Good morning." " Good morning." "There's coffee ready and, uh, scrambled eggs, but they may be cold by now." "All right, uh..." "Why, what time is it?" " It's a little after 11:00." " Wow, I was tired!" " Uh, where's Mary?" " I'm not sure." "She said she had to run an errand." "I'm sure she'll be back soon." " How about some coffee?" " Oh, yes. [Clears throat]" "Oh, I should..." "Uh, I should get Joel up." "No, no, no." " Let's let him sleep." " [sets down mug] [liquid pouring]" "I'm sure you both hardly get any with all the studying." "Here you go." " Thank you." " Of course." "What college did you go to?" "I mean, did you go to college?" "I can't remember if Joel told me or not." "Actually, no." "I, uh..." "I wasn't serious about things at that age, at your age." "I, uh, I had other ideas, things." "Oh." "Yeah?" "Music." "I thought maybe, uh..." "I played a lot of music." "Mostly keyboard, piano." "Ah, I was wondering about that." "I figured Joel took lessons as a kid." "Mm." "Well, I wanna hear." "Play something." " No." " Oh." "Those days are far away." "That thing is a shelf now." "If it wasn't so heavy, it'd be long gone." "So, when you met Mary, you were a musician?" "A long, long time ago." "Oh." "I sold her a bill of goods." "Well, we all change." "Yeah." "It's too bad." "Oh, well." "What can you do?" "[Robert] Don't fall for his bullshit." "Not after so many years of it, not when..." "We're so close." "You are so close to finally breaking free." "No, but I can't do it." "It's... not..." "I'm confused." "I'm confused." "And my son is here with his girlfriend." " It's not a good time." " Mary, listen to me." "It is a good time." " It's the only time." " No." "This is all you get, this is it, okay?" "It's either him or me, and I'm not even joking this time, okay?" "You need to make a choice." "Now." "But before you make this choice, you need to consider this." "Is this man he's being now, this... this new him who would suddenly, after years, turn into Mr. Right the very week that he feels threatened, when he knows that he's gonna lose you..." "Is that the real him?" "If that's not the case, then you know it's only a matter of time before the real him shows himself again." "The man you couldn't take until recently." "And this time..." "you'll be facing it alone." "And this time..." "you'll be facing it alone." "And this time..." "you'll be facing it alone." "♪♪" "All alone, I swear to God." "I will move if I have to." "[keys jingle]" "You will never, ever see me again." "Have me to cry to." "Have me to love you." "Not until you make your decision." "[laughing]" " Oh, there she is." " [ERIN LAUGHS]" "Hello." " Hello." " Hi, Morn." "They just had breakfast if you can believe it." "When was the last time you woke up at noon?" "Geez, I miss those days." " You okay?" " Yeah." "Hey, we were just hearing about the cover band." " [scoffs] The worst." " Mm-hmm." "I thought we should be called The Butchers." "[sighs]" "So, what, this is it?" " Pajamas all day?" "Hmm?" " Mm-hmm." "What, are you gonna go back to bed now?" "You gonna have a little breakfast at dinnertime?" " What's up?" " No, we're gonna make dinner." "And when I say we, I obviously mean him." "Oh, is that true?" "For real?" " Sure, why not?" " Good." "Oh." "Well, I guess, uh..." "I'll take Erin shopping with me." " Mm-hmm." " Yeah?" "And then if you need some help cooking, your father can..." "Stop." " Stop it." " What?" "What can I do?" "I don't know." "You tell us." "What can you do?" "Huh?" " Have fun, yeah?" " Yeah." "You want something to drink?" "Some, uh, soda or something?" "[dishes clattering]" "What?" "[bottles clatter]" " Hey." " Hey." "[pouring liquid]" "So... [clears throat]" "Seems like you and Mom are getting along." "It happens." "Does it?" "Occasionally." "It's cool." "[chuckles]" " I've been having a really good time." " Oh." "Wanted to meet you for awhile." "I mean, Joel, he loves you, you know?" "Oh, I know." "It's just nice to hear." "He's not the best at sharing." "At least with me." "Well, what guy is?" "What the...?" "Excuse me." "[hissing] [hitting car]" "What was that?" "No, it's... it's all right." " Did she just hiss at you?" " It's all right." " That's insane." " It's all right." "It's all right." " [doorbell rings]" " Coming." " Hello." " Hi." "You're a vision on my front porch." "You don't have to ring the bell, hon." " You can just come in." " Okay." "Where's Mary?" "Does she need help with the bags?" "No, she doesn't." "She's out." ""She's out"?" "Okay, well, come on in." " [phone vibrating]" " Hold on, that's her." "Hello?" "Okay." "All right, hold, uh..." "Let me get upstairs." "Hold on." "♪♪" " Hey." " Hi." " That was weird." " Yeah." " What was that?" " I don't know." "What's wrong?" "What happened now?" "Something weird happened outside just now." "Wait, what do you mean "weird"?" "Why?" "What are you talking about?" "Okay" "Okay" "Okay" "♪♪" "Where's Mom?" "No, don't bullshit me." "Where's Mom?" "She'll be here soon." " Soon?" "Where did she go?" " I don't know." "I need you to tell me where she went." "I swear to God, I will beat the shit out of you." "All we can do is wait." "No, Joel!" "You're a cheating piece of shit." "You know that, right?" "You do know that, right?" "Yes." "♪♪" "[crying]" "[sets parking brake]" "[tires Screech]" "[sobs] [hitting car]" "[crying]" " [keys jingle] - [cuts engine]" "[crickets chirping]" "♪♪" "I know you're mad at him, but I made mistakes, too." "I'm sorry, you'll never know how sorry I am." "[sighs]" "We messed up, but we're not bad people." "Okay" "[groans]" "[footsteps approaching]" "Please?" "Nah, I don't need to sit." "I'm fine here." "[Mary] What happened to your hand?" "Oh." "Please, please sit down." "I'm asking you, please." "I don't know why, though." "I mean, I got it." "Dad's a lying, cheating piece of shit, and you're leaving him, you've finally had enough of it, right?" "Yes, right." "[chuckling]" " Okay." " No, but don't, please." "This is my time to talk, so would you sit the fuck down?" "Damn it, I get it, okay?" "I get it, it's worse for you than it is for everyone else." "[sighs]" "And I am sorry." "You'll never know how sorry I am, and I'm sure you'll never forgive him or me." "This is why I wanted to wait to tell you until you were here, so we could speak face-to-face and you would be with somebody that you love and that loves you." " So, let me just say..." " Wait a second." "You were planning on telling me this?" "You were waiting until I got here?" "So, why all the show?" "Like, why would you... act like this, that?" "Like, why are you acting like you're happy together?" "Okay, we weren't pretending." "No, no, you don't get the chance to tell me anything." "No. 'Cause none of it's true." "You're the same as him." "You're the same hypocrites." "You fucking disgust me." " Joel." " Joel." "No." "Fuck your stupid lies and your bullshit world." "No, Joel!" "Fuck... it's all bullshit." "That's bullshit." " Honey!" " [Erin] Don't, no." " It's bullshit." "Bullshit." " Stop!" "Fuck this." "I'm getting your stuff." "We're out of this place." "God." " [door slams] - [sighs]" "Well." "Geez." "You have to do something." "[stammers]" "We can't let him leave like this." "We'll never see him again." "But he's right." "Come on, you're dragging this out." "We need to go." " I'm going as fast as I can." " Well..." " Are you sure you wanna leave like this?" " Yeah." "No, are you kidding me?" "We need to go now, Erin." "We need to go, like, right now." "[Erin sighs and clears her throat] [crying]" "Hey." " Baby, it's okay." " No." "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "Sweetheart..." "[Joel sobbing]" "[piano playing]" "[sighs] [dragging and thudding noises]" "[playing tentatively]" "[playing "It Must Be Love"]" "♪ I never thought I'd miss you ♪" "♪ Half as much ♪" "♪ As I do ♪" "♪ And I never thought ♪ ♪ I'd feel this way 5' ♪" "♪ The way I feel ♪" "♪ About you ♪" "♪ As soon as I wake up ♪" "♪ Every night ♪" "♪ Every day ♪" "♪ I know that it's you I need ♪" "♪ To take the blues away ♪" "♪ Must be love ♪" "♪ Love, love ♪" "♪ It must be love ♪" "♪ Love, love ♪" "♪ Nothing more, nothing less ♪" "♪ Love is the best ♪" "♪ How can it be that we can ♪" "♪ Say so much ♪" "♪ Without words?" "♪" "♪ Bless you ♪ ♪ and bless me, baby ♪" "♪ Bless the bees ♪" "♪ And the birds ♪" "♪ I've got to be near you every night ♪" "♪ Every day ♪" "♪ Couldn't be happy ♪" "♪ Any other way ♪" "♪ It must be love ♪" "♪ Love, love ♪" "♪ It must be love ♪" "♪ Love, love ♪" "♪ Nothing more ♪" "♪ Nothing less ♪" "♪ Love is the best ♪ [piano break]" "♪ As soon as I wake up ♪ ♪ every night ♪" "♪ Every day ♪" "♪ I know that it's you I need ♪" "♪ To take the blues away ♪ [orchestral break]" "♪ Must be love ♪" "♪ Love, love ♪" "♪ It must be love ♪" "♪ Love, love. ♪" "[birds chirping]" "[door closes]" "[dialing on cell phone]" "[car unlocks]" "I'm sorry, I can't stop thinking about you." "Any chance we can find some time during the day?" " [phones ringing] - [chuckles] [music playing]"

"No, no, no!" "Hey." "It's me." "I wanted to say that I was thinking about you and the kids." "I love you." "It's me." "I just wanted to say that I was thinking about you and the kids, and..." " Morning." " Afternoon." "Oh, really?" "Jesus." "You shouldn't have let me sleep." "You needed it." "Skyler, I don't entirely remember what happened last night." "I mean, I might have said some things that..." "Did you know this Gale Boetticher person?" " Skyler, I can't even focus on..." " Gale Boetticher." "Did you know him?" "My God." "What...?" "What exactly did I say last night?" "Just enough." "Did you work together?" "Who killed him?" "Was it the people you work for?" "Definitely not." "Was it somebody who at some point, might wanna do the same to you?" "I seriously doubt it." "No." "God." "Oh, God." "I think I know what happened last night, Walt." "I know exactly what happened last night." "I drank too much wine." "You told Hank that the man he was looking for might still be out there." "That it might not be this Boetticher after all." "And I was up all night, wondering why you would say that to him." "Because I was drunk, Skyler." "No, but then I was remembering your black eye." "Your business disagreement that you don't wanna talk about." "Look, I don't want to talk about any of this." "Ever." "The firewall, all right?" "Church and state." "That's how we need to approach this thing." "And then I remembered the message you left me the other day when you said you loved me." "When I heard that, I thought that maybe you..." "I don't know, that you were regretting what's happened between us." "And I get that." "After last night, I..." "Walt, I think you're scared." "I think that message was some kind of goodbye." "No, Skyler." " I think last night was a cry for help." " Oh, Jesus." "A cry for help?" "I think some part of you wants Hank to catch you." "That is just..." "That is it exactly." "Yes." "You're like Dr. Joyce Brothers here." "God." "At least this would all be over." "Yeah, yeah, oh, there's a tremendous weight just lifted off of me." "Now I understand myself." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Walt, I've said it before." "If you are in danger, we go to the police." " I don't wanna hear about the police." " I do not say that lightly." "I know what it could do to this family." "But if it's the only real choice we have, if it's either that or you getting shot..." "I don't wanna hear about the police." "You're not some hardened criminal, Walt." "You are in over your head." "That's what we'll tell them, the truth." " That is not the truth." " Of course it is." "A schoolteacher, cancer, desperate for money..." " We're done here." " Roped into working..." "Unable to quit." "You told me that yourself, Walt." "Jesus, what was I thinking?" "Walt, please." "Let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger." "Who are you talking to right now?" "Who is it you think you see?" "Do you know how much I make a year?" "I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it." "You know what would happen if I decided to stop going in to work?" "A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up." "Disappears. it ceases to exist without me." "No." "You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in." "I am not in danger, Skyler." "I am the danger." "A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?" "No." "I am the one who knocks." "Look, I was..." "Skyler?" "Here we are." "Just like you left it." "And where is your pretty wife?" "She has other business to attend to." "Well, like I say to her, place sells as is." "Understand?" "Yes, I understand." "Good, good." "I don't want her coming back with more demands." "She gave me hard time when we settled on price." "We're all on the same page, Bogdan." "So here is everything you need." " I keep very good files." " Thank you." "So you are the boss now, huh?" "You think you're ready?" "Yes, I think so." "Being boss is tough." "I know you think I was hard on you, but you'll learn." "Being in charge is not easy." "It takes hard work." " You've seen me work hard, Bogdan." " Yeah?" "I don't know." "Not so much, maybe." "But maybe when you are the boss you will just keep your feet up and relax." "The real important thing..." "And not everyone knows this." "...Is to be tough." "Boss has to be tough." "Has to say no to people." "Has to make cashiers wipe down cars even if they don't want to." "Can you be tough, waiter?" "I am sure you can handle." "And if not, you can always call your wife, no?" " Always sticky." " Yeah." "No problem." "As is." "Who'd have thought that someday I would be handing these keys to you?" "Many years." "Almost forgot." "Bogdan." "As is." "Thank you." "You okay there?" "I'm fine." "Just not using is..." "Eat something." "Yeah?" "That's right, both of them." "All right." "I'm on my way." "You need any help?" "No." "You want me to call her back?" "No." "No." "What exactly did she say?" "I mean, exactly." "Just, you know, she asked if I was okay and not to worry." "Like that." "Any rough timetable on this thing, as to when she's coming home?" "It's about the gambling, right?" "Well, it's kind of hard to..." "Dad, she can't understand." "It's not like you're doing this on purpose." "You can't help it." "It's not that simple." "Look, you have a disease." "It's like you're an alcoholic, right?" " No, it's not." "Not at all." " Yes, it is." "I read online." "She's not even allowed to be mad at you." "She can't be mad at you about the cancer, can she?" "Son, these are two very different things." "Not really." "Gambling addiction is a sickness." " You can't..." " Listen, what is going on with me is not about some disease." "It's about choices." "Choices that I have made." "Choices I stand by." "You're not moving back in, are you?" "No." "Hey, you know what?" "School can wait." "Why don't we take a little detour?" "What kind of detour?" "You'll see." "Charlie, pick up line three." "Line three, Charlie." "I think it's time we got you your own car." "What do you think?" "What?" "I think if you're gonna buy me off buy me off." "Get an attendant over to the lot." " Amazing. it's amazing." " Yeah. it's good-looking." "That's good." "I'm glad you like it." " I do." "Thank you, Dad." " All right." "You're welcome." "So you're here." "Yeah." "You're actually here?" "To work?" "Yeah, man." "Jesus." "Jesse." "Come here." " All right, I need an update." " Update on what?" "An update on these little field trips that you've been taking with Mike." "I told you already." "We pick up money." "Check on things." "Stuff like that." "And you're his bodyguard, right?" "What?" "That's what you said." "I said I guarded him." "Like backup, like a second set of eyes." "Everybody needs backup, right?" "And this has to be you?" "It can't be, I don't know, Tyrus or any of the couple dozen muscle-heads that Gus has working for him?" "It has to be Jesse Pinkman." "Why?" "What, is there something about you that I don't know?" "Are you a former Navy SEAL?" "Your hands registered as lethal weapons?" "Register this." "All I'm saying is that do you not even question this?" "Do you really believe that you mean anything to these people?" "Not trying to insult." "Just trying to make you see things." "I see they can't outright kill me, but they don't want me getting high." "I see this thing probably started as Gus getting Mike to babysit me." "But you know what?" "I saved Mike from getting robbed, even killed, maybe." "So maybe I'm not such a loser after all." "I mean, what if it...?" "Oh, God." " All right. what if it's all just a setup?" " What?" "What if this robbery that you stopped wasn't even real?" "I mean, think about it." "Your first day out guarding Mike." "He steps out for one second and what happens?" " You immediately get robbed." " You are such an asshole." "Keep your friends close, your enemies closer." "Like you said Gus can't kill you because of me, he knows I won't stand for it." "He hates the fact that he needs me." "What does he do?" "He goes to work driving a wedge between you and me." "If you'd been there, you'd know it wasn't a setup." "Wait a minute." "How long did those guys chase you, huh?" "Because the way you describe it, they gave up pretty damn easy." "No, no, this whole thing, all of this it's all about me." "Hello?" "Look, just hang on." "Yeah?" "I'll be right up." " What?" " I gotta go." "What?" "Am I supposed to clean all this on my own?" "Hey." "God..." "Buenos dias, ladies, buenos dias." "Do you speak English?" " No." " No, okay." "Help, help." "I need help to clean." "Yes." " Yes, muy bueno. it's just this..." " No." "No, no, no." "No, no, ladies." "Let me see, let me see." "I tell you what." "I tell you what." "Look, look." "Universal language." "This one for you." "Yeah, sí." "Sí, Presidente Grant." "Very important man." "Mas dinero after the..." "Are we good?" "I think we're good." "I think we listened to you." "Please, por favor, por favor." "Please, por favor, por favor." "Yes." "What's the deal?" "Well, the deal is, we're watching that house." "Couple down on the left with the tree in the front." "Yeah?" "What for?" "A little birdie told me there's some guys that have 3 pounds of our product which they're selling." "And which they sure as hell didn't get from us." "So, what's the plan?" "I just told you." "We sit here and watch that house until one of our entrepreneurs pops his head out." "Then we ask a few questions and get our property back." "Why don't you just go break the door down pistol-whip those bitches and show them who's boss?" "Because a little birdie also told me these guys are into the product and most likely armed." "Now, what you may not know about meth-heads..." "Or maybe you do." "They're kind of unpredictable." "I don't care for unpredictable." "So we wait." "Sorry to burst your bubble, kid, but that's 90 percent of the job." "Don't worry." "I brought sandwiches." "Yes, sir." "Pimento cheese." "How's that sound?" "Where you going?" "You said they're selling right?" "Maybe I'm looking to buy." "Who the hell are you?" " Tucker!" "Tucker!" " I'm here to buy." " Will you shut the damn door?" " Not my question." "Name's Diesel." "Heard you maybe had some of the blue." " Tucker." "Shut the door, Tucker!" "Tucker!" " I just..." " Just looking for a teenth, yo." " Tucker!" " Come on, help a brother out." " Tucker!" " Will you shut the damn door?" " We don't sell to strangers." " Tucker!" " Get off the porch, asshole." " Will you shut the door?" " All right already!" "Tucker!" "Guess we'll go with Plan A, then." " Pop the trunk, would you?" " Why?" " There's something in there I need." " And what would that be?" "I'm getting those pricks out of that house." "Oh, your first attempt being such a wild success?" "You may know this whole Pl sit-in-the-car business but I know meth-heads." "What are you doing?" "Digging." "Why?" "You know why." "How deep are you going?" "I don't know." "How deep do you think it is?" "Pretty deep." "Hey, you mind taking over for a minute?" "Yeah, sure." " Hey, mind if I use your john?" " Yeah." "Tucker." "Tucker!" "Who the hell are you?" " I just..." " Who the hell are you?" "It's cool." "Hey, I'm a friend of Tucker's." " What do you want?" " I just wanna buy some of the blue." "It's not for sale." "I know you were selling it earlier..." " Oh, yeah?" "How do you know that?" " Tucker told me." "Yeah, Tucker needs to learn to keep his damn mouth shut." "Tucker!" "Tucker!" "So you gonna hook me up?" "Don't have enough for all of Tucker's asshole friends." "Tucker!" "You know, I think he's outside." "You wanna just go outside..." " Tucker!" "Tucker!" " Hey, hey." "Let's go find Tucker." "Okay?" "Let's go outside." "I don't have enough for you, all right?" "Yeah. yeah." "Yeah, I get it." "Okay." " I don't wanna start any trouble." " Trouble?" "What's that mean?" "Trouble?" "No, no, no." "I'm just saying we're cool, okay?" " We're good." " What?" "You can't know that." "What does that mean?" "You don't put thoughts in my head." "You don't put thoughts in my head." " Absolutely." "You're right." "You're right." " Tucker?" "You..." "Here you go, Maria." "Veronica." "Ilia, gracias." "I missed that one." "I'm sure it was good." "Wait, where you taking them?" " Come on, Tyrus, what are you doing?" " I'm putting them on a bus." " Why?" "What bus?" " One that takes them back to Honduras." "Hey, wait a second." "Wait a minute." "Wait, wait." "This was my idea." "Don't punish them." "You tell Gus to blame me, not them." "He does." "Give us a minute, will you?" "We won't be too long." "The crew that hit our truck gave away the cargo to a couple local nobodies." "Very disciplined of them, not keeping anything for themselves." "It was all about sending a message." "Which they did, literally." "It was written on the bucket lid." ""Ready to talk?"" "That, I believe, is the English translation." "I know you're not really asking for advice." "But let me hire 10, 15 more good operators." "Then we hit them hard." "Hit them where they live." "No." "This war stays cold for now." "What about their message?" "What's the answer?" "Set up a meeting." "Let's see what they have to say." "How did he do today?" "I hear you can handle yourself." "I guess." "Good night." "Hey, excuse me?" "Why me?" "I like to think I see things in people." "Slow down." "The car is not going anywhere." " Mom." " Hey, sweetheart." " Hi." " Hey." " So did you see what's in the driveway?" " There you go." "Yeah, I saw." "Hey." "So that's yours, huh?" "Yeah." "Dad got it for me." "Well, that was very nice of him." "Yeah." "I know it looks like well, awesome, but it's super safe." "Dad made sure." "And I promise to always go the speed limit." "Or below." "Way below." "And it gets great gas mileage." "So Dad said I can take it around the block a few times." "That okay?" "Just around the block." "Yeah." "Just around the block." " And be careful, okay?" " I will." "Bye." "It's really... it's really great to have you home, Mom." "Hey, seriously, be careful." "Okay?" " I will." " Okay." "I guess we should talk." "Well, I think you said plenty the other day." "Look, about that, it just..." "Did you get the car wash keys?" "Yes." "Yes." "Here." "Skyler, I may have overstated things earlier and I'm sorry to be so forward." "But I just..." "I want you to know something." "I want you to..." "I need you to understand that you are safe." "You, Junior, Holly." "You are completely safe." "Everything that I do, everything I do it to protect this family." "So buying that car, that was protecting your family?" "Okay." "I..." "All right, maybe it's a little flashy, but he needed a car and I'm his father, and I should be able to get what he wants." "It goes back." "Tomorrow." "Skyler, it will crush him." "That car directly contradicts our story." "And if you're so invested in protecting this family it means protecting the story." "What do you think the neighbors are gonna say, Walt?" "What about Hank and Marie?" "How about the IRS?" "What were you thinking, walt?" "I was thinking that I wanted to do something nice for my son." "Look." "I just worry that he'll blame you for this." "Oh, he will." "Once again, he'll blame his bitch mother for taking away what his loving father has given him so thanks for that." "But you know what, Walt?" "Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family."

"Greys Anatomy S05E06 previously on "grey's anatomy"... the chief is under the spell of some insane man in camouflage." "major owen hunt." "I'm a trauma surgeon." "You're reading your mom's diary?" "I'm not half the surgeon my mother was." "the chief wants us to give george one of our interns?" "You di't even think to ask for me?" "Screw you,Dr. O'malley." "We can take it slow." "Maybe just first base." "Meredith." "I'm only opening one box." "The plan was not to open any." "The plan was to take your mom's boxes up to the attic." "look." "It's anatomy jane." "for a surgeon,every patient is a battlefield." "I'll never have my own office." "They're our terrain,where we advance,retreat... try to remove all the land mines." "And she still has her little twosh." "Her what?" "Anatomy jane had detachable organs." "And I could never remember their real names,so I made up names." "Like,the twosh was next to the chubbel,and that was connected to the slivvy." ",And look." "It's the jelly pouch." "The jelly pouch." "My favorite." "Still can't get enough of the jelly pouch." "And just when you think you've won the battle,made the world safe again..." "Along comes another land mine." "So are we screwing other people or not?" "What?" "I just want to know if you're gonna go off and screw o'malley or some other loser, because then I don't have to cancel my plans with the chick from peds." "you're an ass." "What?" "that was amazing." "Yay." "It was for me,too." "I mean,that was amazing." "For me,too." "my whole life... my whole adult life,I have been with men." "And it always felt,you know,fine,good,but..." "I never..." "I mean--I mean,I did,but not... not like this." "this is like needing glasses." "um,I've blinded you?" "no." "When I was a kid,I would get these headaches, and I went to the doctor,and they said that I needed glasses." "I didn't understand that." "It didn't make sense to me because I could see fine." "And then I get the glasses,and I put them on, and I'm in the car on the way home,and suddenly I yell... because the big green blobs that I had been staring at my whole life," "they weren't big green blobs." "they were leaves on trees." "I could see the leaves." "And I didn't even know I was missing the leaves." "I didn't even know that leaves existed,and then... leaves." "You are glasses." "I am so gay." "I am so,so,so gay." "I am extremely gay." "I have to go." "Ah,gentlemen." "I want you to meet the new head of trauma at seattle grace." "Major owen hunt,you remember derek shepherd,mark sloan." "He stole my patient." "Mine,too." "Now you'll get a chance to steal mine." "Looking forward to it." "Ah,can't wait." "I just talked to a friend of mine at the D.O.H." "Now that we have owen,we are being reclassified as a level i trauma unit by the end of the month." "That explains it." "So my mom bought it for me when I was 5... which is a super creepy gift for a 5 year old,but I kinda liked it." "Run!" "Okay." "what was that all about?" "I just saw owen." "Major owen hunt." "You know,the guy who pulled the icicle from my chest." "I thought he was in iraq." "Well,yeah,he was and now he's here,I mean,at my hospital." "Okay,so?" "So... so we kissed." "I mean he kissed me." "It was stupid." "It was nothing." "It was a stupid nothing." "But you don't think he thinks it was a stupid nothing." "Well,I mean,he obviously likes me,and now he's back." "What's he doing back?" "You don't think he quit the military for you." "I mean,that would be severely stalkery,but very romantic." "I'm not getting involved with another attending." "Coast clear?" "You paged me,chief?" "Uh,yes,I did." "'Cause generally,when I'm paged to the helipad, there's something landing on the helipad." "Yeah." "You pulled off a 12-person domino surgery last week." "That's the kind of thing we need every week." "It's also the kind of thing that shows me that you're gonna be a great surgeon someday." "Well,thank you,sir." "It's not enough." "I don't want you to be just great,miranda." "I want you to be the best,and if you're gonna succeed me as the best general surgeon in this hospital, you need to start now,today,which means you need to be me." "U want to take point on a surgery?" "Take point." "A problem comes up?" "Solve it." "Don't talk to me." "Just do it." "Be me." "Be you?" "Be me." "I could do that." "I don't know why you had to bring me all the way up here to the-- that's why." "Lake washington med is sending over a 10-year-old girl with an abdominal leiomyosarcoma." "It's inoperable." "You're gonna have to put together a team and come up with a plan to save her." "Save a girl with an inoperable tumor?" "It isn't easy being me." "what's wrong with you?" "What's wrong with me?" "We've been sleeping together for a week,and already,you're bored." "I'm hot and great in bed." "So what is wrong with you?" "Look,I didn't say I s bored." "I just asked whether or not I should keep sleeping with michelle." "I'm asking if you're all-in." "What's so wrong with that?" "You're a barbarian." "How can I be all-in with an actual barbarian?" "Fine." "Claudia in riology thinks I have a hot ass." "I'll tap that next." "You do that." "Oh,lexie.Would you mind pick-- lexie,I'm your roommate." "You're eventually gonna have to talk tme." "I reject that supposition." "I reject your rejection." "And I ignore your rejection of my rejection." "What?" "I don't reject you,george." "Thank you." "Okay,two things-- you all have a skills lab this morning." "It is mandatory." "Dot even think about trng to get out." "Second,one of you will not have to go to the mandatory skills lab because you will be assisting me in my efforts to remove an inoperable tumor from a 10-year-old girl." "I'll do it." "Yono,u won'T." "You have a hundred delinquent charts." "You will do those after the lab." "Slacker." "How can you operate on an inoperable tumor?" "Karev is also out." "What did I say?" "You doubted me." "Oh,I-I-I-don't doubt you,Dr. Bailey." "Yang is out,too." "Why?" "You weren't supportive of a fellow resident who couldn't get his paperwork under control." "What is that?" "Grey,is that anatomy jane?" "yes." "With the 24 removable organs and the optional parts to simulate pregnancy?" "Yes." "Does that mean I'm out,too?" "No,that means you're in." "Oh,that's not fair." "yes!" "Next time,you'll know to bring in an ugly doll,won't you,stevens?" "Dr. Yang,what exactly happens in skills lab?" "Who e you?" "I'm your new intern." "Ryan spalding." "Oh,I'm never gonna remember that." "You're,um,uh,4.2." "Three,move." "Is everything okay?" "Shut up." "Don't move." "Hi,I'm Dr. Hunt." "Over the next few months,I will be teaching you how to work quickly and efficiently to keep someone alive in circumstances where the safe bet is they're dead by the end of the hour." "Now does anyone have a problem working with live tissue?" "live tissue?" "I don't know." "Anyone?" "Speak now." "In fact,leave now." "If not,I own you for the rest of the day." "Good." "Here we go." "each resident gets a pig." "Interns assist." "Hang on." "Go ahead." "Save their lives." "Proudly Presents" "Sync:" "YTET-Âí´ó´ó °îÖíÖí greys.anatomy. Season 5 Episode 6" "You're a monster." "They're under." "They didn't feel any pain." "Ask the veterinarian." "You stabbed them." "So we can save them." "We can practice on--on surgical mannequins." "We can learn to do the exact same stuff." "Does that mean you're out?" "Yeah,I'm out." "In that case,who wants two pigs?" "tori begler,age 10." "Tori has an abdominal leiomyosarcoma." "The tumor is wrapped around her celiac artery,her splenic artery and her left gastric artery." "It is considered unresectable." "Did you understand a word of that,tori?" "Not really." "grey." "This is anatomy jane." "She's kinda funny looking." "She is funny looking,but she's very helpful." "So the tumor... is way down here in your belly." "It's hard to get at because it's underneath all these organs." "Hard,but not impossible,right?" "We're gonna try everything we can." "Everything you can should include your cardiothoracic gal." "Stewart at seattle pres said the vasculature is the big problem, and you stole the best cardiovascular surgeon he's ever had." "If she's not on tori's team,we're leaving and going to san francisco." "Fudge?" "It's homemade." "I love this hospital." "Yeah,enough small talk." "Come on." "More lessons?" "No,no lessons." "Just sex." "Nothing fancy." "Just plain old missionary,boy/girl,penis/vagina sex." "Hey,hey,I mean it." "No dirty talk." "No erica talk." "No talk." "Just grunting and grinding." "Now who's talking dirty?" "Shut up." "What's this about?" "I'm testing a theory." "Good." "That looks good." "are you petting the pig?" "I-I was-- stop pettinghe pig." "You seem to be spending a lot of te on that anastamosis." "What was your name again?" "Yang." "Cristina yang." "Right." "Come take a look at this guy's pig." "O'malley?" "Oh,this is gonna be good." "Here,make way for Dr. Yang." "you see what he did?" "He stopped the bleeding,and then he moved on to his liver lacerations." "Yes,but sloppy work can lead to complications." "Two days from now when this pig starts vomiting blood, o'malley's gonna wish he'd been a little more thorough." "He can come back later and make things pretty when his pig is stable." "Meanwhile,your pig is getting acidotic and hypothermic." "If this was some scrawny kid instead of a pig,he'd be dead by now." "Quick and dirty,cristine." ""A. " Cristina." "Okay,let's guide the catheter into the celiac axis." "Turning on the fluoro." "What the... uh,excuse me a second." "uh,hello." "You can't be in here." "That's my uncle pat and aunt jean." "They like to make sure I don't get lonely." "She's not lonely." "Dr. Grey and I are very entertaining." "uh,uh,okay,fine." "Um,they have to stay in there,though." "There's radiation in here." "All right,let's,uh,injectye." "is everything okay?" "Uh,it--it's fine." "Owen hunt is a murdering,sadistic bastard." "Let me guess." "First wet lab?" "He's stabbing pigs,defenseless pigs." "Or as he likes to call them,"live tissue," because god forbid you should call them animals." "Well,he is the new head of trauma,stevens." "It may not be ideal,but if that's how he does things,you should roll with it." "We don't need live subjects." "What happened to first do no harm?" "Th's not just about humans." "That's about all living things." "Actually,I think it's just about humans." "I'm saying this to you as my roommate and not my attending." "You disgust me." "Damn it." "What,it wasn't good for you?" "impossible." "It's not that it wasn't good." "it's that it was." "A "thank you" would've been nice." "You paged me?" "I've got a 10-year-old girl with a tumor wrapped around her aorta." "I'm putting together a team." "This is her angio?" "She just-- this thing is wrapped around fiveajor arteries." "It's bad,but I've got a couple of ideas." "Good for you." "Try them on someone who might actually live." "I-I admit,it doesn't look great,but her family mentioned you by name, so I thought-- that's nice,but I really don't care." "Well,I do." "Don't get emotional,bailey." "No one likes a girl who gets emotional." "Still..." "I'd like you on my team." "I'm sorry about this,little guy." "It must have been awful." "One day,you're at some beautiful farm out in the country breathing in the fresh air, lounging in the mud with all your friends,and next thing you know, you're sedated and stabbed in some skills lab." "***" "*** ***" "trauma?" "Multiple M.V.C. Six incoming." "You,lab's over." "Do your charts." "What about my pig?" "She's got it." "What?" "You're staying here." "Wait,with a half-dozen crash victims coming into the pit?" "You got four struggling victims right here." "Keep them alive." "Wait,all of them?" "Karev gets to work on mangled people,and I'm stuck with 300 pounds of bacon?" "Live bacon,and it better be that way when I get back." "35-year-old backseat passenger." "Forehead versus window,and the window won." "Also has second-degree burns on the left side." "Vitals stable en route." "Trauma one." "What do yogot?" "Charles hit,46,positive ecchymosis over abdomen." "Last B.P.In the field-- 96 over 68." "Do you know how to use a trauma ultrasound?" "Yes." "In that case,he's all yours in trauma two." "What do you-- can I help you gentlemen?" "Dr. Karev paged us." "Well,he shouldn't have." "We got it covered." "Thanks." "You have a head injury and burns,so I don't think you have it covered." "Karev,are you a doctor?" "Uh,yes,sir." "Are you capable of assessing a patient's injuries?" "Yep." "Like I said,we got it covered." "You know what?" "We're here." "Why don't you let us just dive in?" "Appreciate the offer,shepherd,but I want my residents to learn how to deal with trauma." "They're not gonna learn as much or as fast if they stand back and watch attendings do it,unss that attending is me." "three other hospitals have already sent them away, and if we were smart,we would do the same thing." "What is the matter with you?" "we can try and cut around the stomach." "No,the only way to do that is to actually take it out." "They've done ex vivo autotransplants." "Yeah,with livers an so why don't we take out the stomach and the kidneys?" "oh,yeah,that'd be great if you wanted to kill her." "We're talking about two completely different blood supplies here." "So,no,not a good idea,grey." "Who are those people?" "Uh,that's tori's dad randy and his brother patand pat's wife jean and tori's brother david and" " - why are they staring at us,Dr. Bailey?" "I don't think they're staring at us,chief." "I think they're just waiting,seeing if we have any news." "Look,try and come up with something before I get back." "close the blinds,grey." "you paged me?" "Rambo is completely out of control." "Excuse me?" "Hunt." "He kicked me out of my own E.R." "Did he kill somebody?" "Not yet." "Then call me when he does." "Richard." "I don't have time for it,shep." "I have a dying 10 ye old and a team of doctors who can't stop bickering long engh to solve a problem, except for your girlfriend,who's moesnterted playing with a doll." "Anatomy jane?" "She dragged that thing all around the hospital when she was 5 years old, and let me tell you,it was cuter in a child." "any luck?" "what do you think?" "Look,I know you want to be number one,richard, but we can't take in every charity case that comes along." "It is a huge waste of resources." "It's your call,Dr. Bailey." "Grey,put that away." "This isn't playtime." "I'm not playing." "I'm thinking." "What if we just took out each of the organs where the tumor interferes with the blood supply?" "By the time you clamp off the aorta,you run the risk of damaging the other organs." "Even if you take them out one by one?" "You don't have the time,grey." "What about if we made the time?" "Dr. Bailey,let's throw some stuff up on the board." "C.T. Showed a subdural hematoma." "Should I book an O.R.?" "First things first." "His scalp is bleeding like stink." "What do you do next?" "Normally,I'd page shepherd." "Shepherd's not here." "What do you do to stop the bleeding?" "Suture the laceration,tie off the bleeders." "That'll take two hours." "What would you use in this room to take care of this?" "staples?" "It's his forehead." "You... you want this guy to look like frankenstein for the rest of his life?" "Skin glue." "Excellent,karev." "Clean it,close it,and stick a pressure dressing over it." "How are you feeling,mister,uh,hiott?" "Not too good." "How are we gonna make Mr. Hiott feel better?" "The ultrasound showed free fluid." "We'll get him to a C.T. To confirm,but he's pretty much O.R. Bound." "Excellent." "Is that tetanus?" "You know who you have to thank for the invention of the tetanus shot,stevens?" "Horses." "The first experiments-- done on horses." "You want to take out all of her abdominal organs-- intestine,stomach,everything?" "all at once?" "That's right." "We'll put the organs on ice while we dissect out the tumor, then reconnect the vessels using synthetic grafts and put the organs back in." "Why di't graham or fleisher over at lake washington suggest this?" "They're a couple of smarties." "Probably because it's never been done before." "it is extremely risky." "There are any number of things that could go wrong." "I-I don't know,randy." "Maybe we should try more chemo." "Uh,with all due respect,Mrs. Begler,I don't think there's time for that." "Is it gonna save her life?" "It's your best shot... your only shot." "Then do it." "okay." "Dr. Bailey... um,I'm not a vet." "And while I can appreciate the value of practicing technique on live tissue,there's a multiple M.V.C." "In the pit,and my education would be far better served practicing on humans." "Well,w--who's babysitting the pigs right now?" "My interns." "Did major hunt order the interns to babysit the pigs or you?" "That's not the point." "Well,make it the point." "I don't have time for this." "I'm about to take six organs out of a person." "Well,see?" "That--that-- that's not fair." "I'm not Dr. Doolittle." "The zebras and the elephants are thanking their lucky stars for that." "I have a question." "Why aren't we taking out the kidney since the left renal artery is involved?" "Because we can remove the tumor without doing that,so why bother?" "I have another question." "Yes?" "Why can't you look at me?" "What?" "You can't look at me." "You haven't been able to look at me all day." "I think you're imagining things." "I don't think I am." "But,hey,if you say so." "I do." "I say so." "So instead of worrying about whether or not I'm looking at you, maybe you should concentrate on saving the 10-year-old girl that we're about to eviscerate." "uh,grey,why do we dissect down in quadrants?" "Uhso we can get a good luck at the vessels to make sure we have enough for reconstruction." "Very good." "a little suction right in here,please." "Mr. Begler is on the phone." "O.R. Desk wants to know if they can put him through." "no." "He's pretty insistent." "And I'm pretty busy." "If you could hold this up a little bit higher,Dr. Grey." "I want to make sure to avoid-- that." "Okay,let's get some clamps." "Another clamp,pleas right there." "Let's hang another bag of blood." "You betterope the aorta is not that friable, otherwise,all the blood in the world won't save this girl." " ryan,what's reggie's pulse?" " 69." "Really?" "'Cause wilbur's at 102,and I'm pretty sure that's bad." "Babe's like an ox.Hers is 52." "hey,no cute names." "They're not pets.They're subjects." "It's not our job to get all affectionate." "It's our job to keep them alive... so the attending who somehow thinks we're incapable can choke on his words at the end of the day." "So I don't want to hear wilbur or babe." "You want to call them something,call them sausage or prosciutto." "wilbur's crashing." "What?" "What did you do?" "I don't--I don't" " I gotta reopen that thoracotomy." " Uh,pull that chest tray back over here." " Yeah." " Dr. Bailey." " Removing the organs on three." "One... two... three." "very good." "All right." "Let me have it." "I'll need medium and large vessel loops to dissect out the tumor." "Mr. Begler again." "He wants to talk to you about his daughter." " Well,I'm pretty busy right now." " I already told him that." " Well,tell him again." " I've told him 18 times." "Chief,you need to go talk to them." "Hey,you did put me in charge." "I'll be back." "What the hell?" "Look at this crap." "Is that glue?" "You used skin glue?" "Dr. Hunt wanted to get him outta there pretty quick." "Yeah,well,because Dr. Hunt didn't have u revise the wound,he could lose half his face." "You can't rotate a flap,you call someone who can." "Well,he says the E.R. Is like being in the field.You use what's available." "What,uh,qualifies us as a war zone,karev,our undermanned gift shop, the lukewarm drinks from the coffee cart?" "He's a meatballer.What do you expect?" "Meatballer?" "Trauma guys.They just slap it together." "any available I.V.Nurse..." "Dr. Webber,how's tori?" "She's stable." "We're removing the tumor right now." "Actually,I should be in there to help,but I'm out here instead." "I just needed an update." "It's not important that you get an update right now,sir." "What's important is the best doctors we have in this hospital are focused on your daughter." "Calls don't help us focus." "Interruptions don't help us focus." "I'm sorry.I know we have been underfoot sometimes." "But we have been to a lot of hospitals." "And hospitals are not easy places to get information." "In fact,a lot of times,it's impossible to even get a doctor to talk to you or to get the doctors to talk to each other." "And I don't know if it's neglect or their egos getting in the way,and I don't care." "We're just trying to take care of our little girl." "She's 10,she's scared and she's sick." "We're doing whatever we can." "Don't ever stop taking care of her like that." "Steven have you ever used a G.I.A. Stapler?" "No,but I'm ready.I can handle it." "Answer me three questions,and I'll let you." "Okay." "Question one--polio vaccine." "Which animal do you have to thank for that?" "Is this reallysaecesry?" "Only if you want to use that stapler." "flipper babies." " What?" " Flipper babies." "10,000 babies were born with birth defects in the 1950s because their pregnant mothers took thalidomide, first developed on guinea pigs.The guinea pigs didn't have any side effects." "Your point?" "My point is that humans and animals have different physiologies,they have different reactions." "They can have different reactions.Doesn't mean that they will." "Tell that to those 10,000 babies and their mothers." "So the polio vaccine--developed using mice and monkeys." "You can keep your stapler.It's not worth it." "Give me the status on reggie and paddy." "Reggie's fine." "Paddy's pulse ox is low but stable." " And babe?" " Holding steady." "I thought we weren't supposed to give them names." "I could give them numbers,but then I'd probably tell you three needs antibiotics and find you shoving a needle in grey's ass." "His vitals are getting worse.Damn it." "Uh,did you check his lung again?" "I already took out an entire lobe." " What about his descending aorta?" " You know what?" "Just can it,lexopedia." "I've tried everything." "pulseless.Uh,that's it." " We need to get more exposure." " You're opening him up more?" "I need everyone's help." "Stem to stern." "What--what if he can't take it?" " You could--you could kill him." " Don't get emotional." "Just get ready to start massaging his heart." "Scalpel." "Dr. Bailey,can you dissect down anymore?" "There's nothing to dissect." "There's barely any artery left." "What about if we extend the gore-tex graft?" "No,what's leftis too friable." "So we can't reconnect the organs to the vessels?" "Not at this moment,no." "But if we can't reconnect the organs,they won't reperfuse and they'll just die." "Yes,they will." "Is it too late for a transplant?" "Well,we'd have to find six good o ans in about eight hours." "It's too late for a transplant." "And a gold star for grey." "we could try to put in more gore-tex." "Oh,put even more synthetic material in her?" "What about a saphenous vein graft?" "No,she's already getting acidotic." "That sort of thing has to be preplanned." "Yeah,so what's your idea?" " Excuse me?" " I mean,you're good at shooting down every idea we come up with." " What's yours?" " It was my idea not to do this in the first place,Dr. Bailey." "Yeah,you made that very clear every chance you got." "Shut up." "I don't care who had what idea when." "Get over yourselves." "Shut up and talk to each other." "what about... using... human umbilical vein?" "I mean,ready to go,already heparinized." "Okay." "I like it." "Erica,what do you think?" "It could work." "It's Dr. Bailey's call." "If she wants to do it..." "I do." "In that case,let's do it." "Nice work on the valve." "First developed in pigs,but more recently cows." "Aryou done beating me up for the day?" " Because I'd like to go home." " I was just trying to teach you." "You want to teach us?" "Take us to the simulab with the plastic guys who have heart rates anblood pressure and croak when you nick an artery." "Until you apply scalpel to skin,stevens,you're just going through the motions." "That attitude,that's from before." "We have the technology now." "We don't have to torture live creatures." "No,you don't get to accuse me of torture." "Those animals felt no pain." "You don't know that." "You don't know that." "You don't know what they felt." "You don't know how scared they re." "Als animare sensitive and intelligent creatures." "And that is not me being emotional,that is simply the truth." "You want me to learn from your methods?" "You want me to learn anything from you?" "Then don't stab pigs in front of me and tell me that the sky isn't blue." "You are torturing god's creatures in an age where we have the technology that no longer requires us to." "If you want to do that,go ahead,but don't tell me I'm less of a doctor for walking away." "come on,wilbur,don't do this." "His heart's not filling." "No,uh,massage it with both hands,like a-- like a heart sandwich." "Okay." "Good,good." "There.Right there.Stupid." "Look at that." "The knife went through his diaphragm right into his spleen." "Okay,um,hand me those clamps." "we've got some blood pooling the lower left quadrant." "Can anybody see where it's coming from?" "Here.This graft." "Satinsky clamps and 4-0 prolene." "Scissors." "waiting,Dr. Bailey." "okay,this thing's coming out." "Still waiting,Dr. Bailey." "Okay." "Suction." "Clear it out." "Okay,release clamps." "hold on,hold on,hold on." "Right in here." "Still nothing." "no pulsation." "come on." "Come on." "Reperfusion complete." "Heart's beating on its own." "all right." "all right." "everyone,hell of a job." "I've known women to be upset because they couldn't make it to the big finish." "Never had anything to do with me." "Usually something to do with their anatomy." "The point is,I've never known a woman to be upset because she could take a curtain call." "You're a conundrum,torres." "Erica cried this morning... in bed... after sex." "That was a compliment... for you." "The crying was a compliment." "It wasn't a compliment for me." "She was--it was-- she was having a revelation." "She was having... the sex is awesome with erica." "We've reached awesome,which is... awesome." "Yes,but it's also awesome with you." "So what's the problem?" "I guess I thought there should be a difference... between you and erica." "I mean,if I'M... there should be a difference." "The difference between me and erica... is that I know you had sex with her 12 hours ago." "She doesn't know you had sex with me,and that makes you a cheater." "Do you want to be a cheater?" "'Cause I'm fine with it." "The question is,are you?" "I'm gonna yell at the major general." " You want to come?" " Hell yeah." "Be right there." " Hey,torres." " Hey." "Hunt,can I talk to you?" "Sure." "Karev." "No,no,he can stay." "You want karev to hear how you screwed up the flap on my head trauma,that's fine with me." "My job's to keep him alive.That's what I did." "No,what you did was almost maim a guy for the rest of his life." "You're lucky I saved the blood supply." "So what would you have done?" "Well,you got a man with a deep scalp wound and two of the best surgeons in the country standing 10 feet away from him." "I would've asked those two surgeons to step in." "That's what I would've done." "I mean medically." "What would you have done medically so I can do better?" "Listen,I recognize there's different ways of doing things,even the basics." "Over here,if someone appears dead,you go to them first." "In iraq,if someone appears dead,you don't go to them." "This is day one for me,so if you think there's a better way,then tell me,and I'll listen." "Ain,both of you,great job." "thank you." "is there a problem,Dr. Bailey?" "I just find it hard to believe you're accepting congratulations, considering you didn't want to do this operation in the first place." "And when you finly did do it,you fought me every step of the way." "And yet,you still had a world-class heart surgeon by your side." "You may be a fine surgeon-- god knows I know that-- but not today." "Today you were a pain in the ass-- a nay-saying,liying,consistently negativ pain in the ass." "At no point did you encourage me or do anything to make me think this surgery could be anything but a failure." "And it wasn't just me." "You made it as hard as humanly possible for all of us." "So,yeah,we did do a nice job today." "We did a great job today,but that wasn't thanks to you." "That was thanks to me and the chief and meredith grey and anatomy jane." "Babe is indestructible." "She lost a part of her liver and small bowel,but she's been doing fine." "We had to cross-clamp wilbur's aorta and massage his heart." "I couldn't locate the source of his bleeding until I found a hole in his diaphragm and realized he had a spnic laceration." "He's a--he's a fighter." "He's pulling through." "Reggie had some oozing after his colon resection,but we packed it,and he's been stable er since." "Uh,paddy almost bled out because his carotid was sliced right through,but we put in a graft,and he's been stable ever since." "He's good as new." "That's good." "That's great work,all of you." "So,uh,put them out and make sure that you write up all your work." "What do you mean,"put them out"?" "Terminate 'em.Thpigs--kill 'em." "I'm not killing those pigs." "I spent the entire day trying to keep them alive." "If you want them dead,you do it yourself." "You sected half of a liver today." "You repaired a diaphragm and did a splenectomy." "You grafted a severed artery and repaired a lacerated bladder,performed a lobectomy." "And I understand you even removed a tumor." "On paddy.His thyroid." "Do you have any idea how much you just learned?" "They'd be in pain." "Those are massive injuries,months of recovery." "To keep them alive after all that,that's not humane." "Seriously,you don't remember my name?" "I remember your name,but that was before." "This last tour,I was on a forward surgical team." "We,uh... treated combat casualties in the field." "You're mostly just looking to do damage ctrol-- sedate 'em,ventilate 'em,airlift 'em to baghdad,then get outta there." "Only this one time,we didn't get out fast enough because we ended up in the middle of an R.P.G. Ambush." "There were 20 people in my unit,including me,and 19 died." "And then I got discharged.So..." "I'm not there anymore,in the before." "I knew your name in the before." "But now I'm living in the after." " Erica - you want to apologize to someone,apologize to bailey." "Thanks to you,I made her life a living hell today." "I slept with mark sloan." " If that's your idea of an apology,you seriously - shut up." "you--you were-- you were crying and--and--and seeing leaves." "And I wasn'T." "Okay?" "I-I may never see leaves." "Or--or maybe I will see leaves,but I will also see flowers." "I might be a whole forest girl.I don't know yet." "But I-I do know that I want to be with you,and to do that," "I have to at least tell you the truth,and the truth is,I slept with mark sloan today." "Okay." "Twice,actually." "Okay." "you paged?" "Yeah,um,yeah.How's tori?" " Oh,she's good.Stable." " Yeah." "You weren't imagining things." "You used to run around here with that doll all the time." "Took herverywhere-- the cafeteria,the O.R. Gallery." "Tori's got a whole army." "You didn't have anyone." "Seeing anatomy jane... reminded me of how much I was to blame for that." "You're a living reminder of every failure in my life." "That's not your fault." "And if I thought I'm sorry would hold any meaning for you at all,I would say it." "I'd say it a thousand times a day." "Some wars are never over." "Some end in an uneasy truce." "I can't do it." "I know I'm supposed to,but... they'll suffer." "Don't let them suffer." "So no more on call room,huh?" "Afraid not." "That's,uh,that's too bad." "I guess I'll,uh,see you around." "You wanna get a drink?" "Really?" "Just 'cause we're not sleeping together doesn't mean we can't hang out,be friends." "You're good for more than sex,mark." "I would love to get a drink." "She's not gonna cry every time,right?" "No,no,no.That passes." "some wars result... in complete and total victory." "Sit." "Um,mac and cheese-- from the box,not the freezer." "Some wars end with a peace offering." "There." "I named the pigs today." "I'm sorry,but I don't know what that means." "I take things personally." "I get too emotional." "There's no place for it at work,not--not with the pigs and not with you." "I'm sorry." "This is so much better than the freezer kind." "I thought you were sleeping with michelle tonight." "Or was it jackie?" " Iz" " I've had a hard day,alex,and a sad night." "So can you please just leave me alone?" " Izzie - what?" "I'm not good at this,all right?" "I'm not good at--at relationships or talking about stupid flings,and... and you are,so maybe you could teach me or something,you know?" "Tell me what I did wrong." "You don't want us to see other people." "You don't want us to see other people,and that'sow you tried to tell me... by asking if it was cool if you sewed michelle." "Laughing is not helping." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "So you want lessons,huh?" "I want lessons." "Mm-hmm.Okay." "You start with,isobel stevens,you are staggeringly good in bed." " you're amazing smart,wonderfully funny." " Yeah." "And you care about animals." " That's where I start?" " Yeah." "And then you say,you want to go steady with me?" "That's what I would say if it was 1952." "Alex." "Yeah." "You wanna go steady with me?" "Mm,if that's what youant." "I mean,yeah,whatever." "And some wars... end in hope." "Oh,look." "wol re this every day to elementary school." "Nice.Your mom make that for you?" "yeah,right.She probably got it at the lost and found at the hospital." "Mer,you should do this one." "Is it more ugly hats?" " Another diary?" " More than one." "But all these wars are nothing..." " oh,god." " I know." "Compared to the most frightening war of all..." "Proudly Presents" "YTET" " Âí´ó´ó °îÖíÖí"

"(theme music playing)" "♪ Game of Thrones 6x03 ♪ Oathbreaker Original Air Date on May 8, 2016" "=== Subs by Adam Filkor ===" "=== Thank the Old Gods... and the New!" "for Ser Adam's great work!" "===" "=== Resynced for TOPKEK version by Jon Snow!" "?" "===" "=== ... during his short journey to the after life ===" "(man breathing)" "(breathing continues)" "(breathing heavily)" "(gasping)" "Easy, easy." "Easy." "What do you remember?" "They stabbed me." "Olly... he put a knife in my heart." "I shouldn't be here." "The lady brought you back." "Afterwards.." "..after they stabbed you, after you died, where did you go?" "What did you see?" "Nothing." "There was nothing at all." "The Lord let you come back for a reason." "Stannis was not the prince who was promised, but someone has to be." "Could you give us a moment?" "You were dead." "And now you're not." "That's completely fucking mad, seems to me." "I can only imagine how it seems to you." "I did what I thought was right." "And I got murdered for it." "And now I'm back." "Why?" "I don't know." "Maybe we'll never know." "What does it matter?" "You go on." "You fight for as long as you can." "You clean up as much of the shit as you can." "I don't know how to do that." "I thought I did, but..." "I failed." "Good." "Now go fail again." "(door opens)" "They think you're some kind of god." "The man who returned from the dead." "I'm not a god." "I know that." "I saw your pecker." "What kind of god would have a pecker that small?" "(both chuckle)" "(winces)" "Your eyes are still brown." "Is that still you in there?" "I think so." "Hold off on burning my body for now." "(laughs)" "That's funny." "You sure that's still you in there?" "(laughs)" "(thunder crashing)" "(chatter)" "(Sam groans)" "You all right?" "Yes.." "Yes, I'm fine." "Did I ever tell you I used to think the sea was called the 'see', because it was nothing but water as far as the eye could see?" "I don't think so." "Sea, see." "They're spelled different, but they sound the same." "Yeah, they do." "It was before I learned how to read, obviously." "Sam, are you going to be sick?" "Won't be long." "We'll be in the south soon." "I'm excited to see Oldtown." "Captain says it's the most beautiful city in Westeros." "Do you going to vomit again?" "No." "No, no, no." "The Citadel doesn't admit women." "There won't be a place for you there or for Little Sam." "I stayed at Castle Black." "There's no women allowed there." "The Citadel isn't Castle Black." "I don't have a Jon Snow or" "Maester Aemon to help me bend the rules." "I'll stay in Oldtown, then." "By yourself?" "With a baby and no money?" "So if we're not going to Oldtown, where are you taking me?" "To my home." "Horn Hill." "My father's-- well, my father, but my mother's a kind woman and my sister's lovely." "They'll take care of you both." ""Wherever you go, I go, too."" "That's what you said." "I said that because I want you and Little Sam to be safe." "That's all I want-- to become a maester so I can help Jon when the time comes, so you'll be safe." "Us and everyone else in the world." "I don't care about them." "Well, no, I do, but I don't really." "I care about you and him." "I know that, Sam." "And he does, too." "You're the only one who ever has." "If you think it's for the best, we trust you." "I'd feel better if you threw something at me and stormed off." "I'd never do that to the father of my son." "(coughs)" "(horses whinny)" "(distant horse whinnies)" "(horse whinnies)" "That's my father." "The man beside him is Howland Reed, Meera's father." "Ser Arthur Dayne." "The Sword of the Morning." "Father said he was the best swordsman he ever saw." "Lord Stark." "I looked for you on the Trident." "We weren't there." "Your friend the usurper would lie beneath the ground if we had been." "The Mad King is dead." "Rhaegar lies beneath the ground." "Why weren't you there to protect your prince?" "Our prince wanted us here." "Where's my sister?" "I wish you good fortune in the wars to come." "And now it begins." "No." "Now it ends." "(shouts)" "(groans)" "(shouts)" "He's better than my father." "Far better." "But Father beat him." "Did he?" "I know he did." "Heard the story a thousand times." "(grunts)" "He stabbed him in the back." "(woman screams)" "What's in the tower?" "That's enough for one day." "We'll visit again another time." "I want to see where he's going." "Time to go." "(screaming continues)" "Father!" "(gasps)" "Why did you do that?" "Take me back there." "I want to go back." "No." "He heard me." "Maybe." "Maybe he heard the wind." "He heard me." "The past is already written." "The ink is dry." "What's in that tower?" "I want to go back there." "I've told you many times, stay too long where you don't belong and you will never return." "Why do I want to return?" "So I can be a cripple again?" "So I can talk to an old man in a tree?" "You think I wanted to sit here for 1,000 years watching the world from a distance as the roots grew through me?" "So why did you?" "I was waiting for you." "I don't want to be you." "(laughs) I don't blame you." "You won't be here forever." "You won't be an old man in a tree." "But before you leave, you must learn." "Learn what?" "Everything." "(chatter)" "I don't know how you stand it in all that leather." "If we could have the room." "You look lovely today, my dear." "You really do." "How you climbed all those steps without breaking a sweat." "If you're going to torture me, just call them back and get on with it." "I am not a torturer." "Though it so often is what people deserve." "And it does provide answers." "But they're usually the wrong answers." "My job is to find the right answers." "Do you know how I do that?" "I do it by making people happy." "I'd like to make you happy, Vala." "That's your name, isn't it, Vala?" "(chuckles) That's all right." "I know who you are and what you've done." "You've done a lot." "You've sacrificed your body for a cause, which is more than most people do." "And you've helped the Sons of the Harpy murder the Unsullied and the Second Sons." "The Unsullied and the Second Sons are foreign soldiers brought here by a foreign queen to destroy our city and our history." "I understand." "Well, that makes perfect sense from your perspective." "I have a different perspective, of course." "I think it's important that you try to see things from my perspective just as I will try to see them from yours." "Because that is the only way that I can make you and Dom happy." "That is how you pronounce it-- 'Dom'?" "I'm afraid I don't really speak the language." "Such a handsome boy." "Those big, brown eyes." "Good luck keeping the ladies away." "Yes, you're a true liberator, aren't you?" "You won't torture me, you'll just threaten my son." "Children are blameless." "I have never hurt them." "Your boy is in no immediate danger, this I swear to you." "But between us, dear, you did conspire to kill the queen's soldiers." "We both know the penalty for that crime." "How will poor Dom get on without his mother?" "And with his breathing problem." "If I tell you anything, they'll kill me." "So either you kill me or they do." "Yes, from your perspective, this is a problem." "There is a third option, though." "A ship leaving tomorrow for Pentos." "I've already booked passage for a woman and her young son." "I'll even throw in a bag of silver to help you start again." "Though I'm afraid we'll have to ask one of our leather-clad friends back in to carry it." "Far too heavy for me." "The boat sails at dawn." "You need to decide now." "A new life for you and Dom or..." "What should we do while we wait?" "To pass the time, what should we do?" "What should we talk about?" "You speak 19 languages." "You must occasionally use some of them to talk about things." "You two, you spend a great deal of time together." "What would you be talking about if I weren't here?" "Patrol." "When I am going on patrol with the Unsullied." "What we see on patrol." "Who we captured on patrol." "That's good." "That's very good." "But that's a report." "I was thinking more of a conversation." "A wise man once said.." "the true history of the world is the history of great conversations in elegant rooms." "Who said this?" "Me." "Just now." "All right, no conversations." "Let's play a game." "You don't play games, either one of you, ever?" "Games are for children." "Missandei:" "My master Kraznys would sometimes make us play games." "There, that's a start." "Only the girls." "No, no, no." "Not that." "Of course not that." "Innocent games." "Fun games." "Drinking games." "Missandei:" "We do not drink." "Until you do." "All right." "No drinking...we can play without drinking." "It's a wonderful game." "I invented it." "Here's how it works." "I make a statement about your past." "If I'm wrong, I drink." "And if I'm right-- maybe we can't play without drinking.." "(door opens)" "Oh, you took your time." "Sorry." "I was busy learning who funds the Sons of the Harpy." "Some things you can't rush." "You found out?" "The Good Masters of Astapor and the Wise Masters of Yunkai." "With help from their friends in Volantis." "Tyrion:" "You see?" "You don't even have to worry about the local rebellion." "We only have to worry about the three rich foreign cities paying for it." "We conquered Astapor and Yunkai once." "We will do it again and execute the Masters." "If the Unsullied march off to reconquer Astapor and Yunkai, who will remain to defend the free people of Meereen?" "If we do not fight them, how can we stop them?" "We cannot." "The Masters speak only one language." "They spoke it to me for many years." "I know it better than my mother tongue." "If we want them to hear us, we must speak it back to them." "May it be the last thing they ever hear." "You may be right." "Grey worm:" "So we will fight them?" "Possibly." "Possibly?" "It's a conversation." "Tell me, can your little birds get a message to the Good Masters of Astapor, the Wise Masters of Yunkai, and benevolent enslavers of Volantis?" "Of course." "Men can be fickle, but birds I always trust." "(children chatting quietly)" "Your eye looks much better, Arthur." "How's your mother's jaw?" "Better." "And your father?" "No one's seen him." "And no one will." "That worked out rather nicely." "Will Lord Varys ever come back?" "I don't think so." "Do you miss him?" "He was nice." "He called us his little birds." "He gave us sweets." "It's funny you should mention that." "Guess what I happened to find today." "Candied plums from Dorne." "(laughing)" "Now remember, if any of your friends like sweets or need help, they can always come to me." "All I need in return are whispers." "(door opens)" "Qyburn:" "No need to be afraid." "This is Ser Gregor." "He's friends with all my friends." "Run along now." "Varys's little birds?" "Your little birds now, Your Grace." "What did you do to him exactly?" "I haven't been able to get a clear answer." "Oh, a number of things." "Does he understand what we're saying?" "I mean, to the extent that he ever understood complete sentences in the first place." "He understands well enough." "So tell him to march into the sept and crush the High Sparrow's head like a melon." "The High Sparrow has hundreds of Faith Militants surrounding him." "Ser Gregor can't face them all." "And he won't have to." "He'll only have to face one." "Has the Faith leveled official charges yet?" "Not yet." "That is one trial by combat I look forward to watching." "Don't stop at the city." "I want little birds in Dorne, in Highgarden, in the North." "If someone is planning on making our losses their gains, I want to hear it." "If someone is laughing at the queen who walked naked through the streets covered in shit, I want to hear." "I want to know who they are." "I want to know where they are." "Pycelle:" "As bad as Lord Varys was, Qyburn is worse." "I told them all." "I told them." "He's arrogant, dangerous." "You don't get thrown out of the Citadel without good reason." "And no one listened to my advice." "So here we are." "And what he's done to Gregor Clegane is an abomination." "We never sanctioned this experiment." "I for one think it will be in our best interest to have the beast dest" "(farts)" "Can I help you?" "Why are you here?" "My mother" "I was invited, my dear, to help deal with several troublesome issues, such as the queen's imprisonment." "Thank you for bringing it up." "It's well past time we addressed the abuses I endured." "Margaery is the queen." "You are not the queen because you're not married to the king." "I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family." "This is a small council meeting." "You have no position on the small council." "I'm the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard." "The Lord Commander of the Kingsguard does have a position on the small council." "Grand Maester Pycelle, would you sanction that statement?" "Well, um..." "I would say Ser Gerold Hightower had a seat on the Mad King's council." "Of course, that was the Mad King." "King Robert saw things differently." "And King- (loud thud)" "What about Myrcella's death, Uncle?" "Do you consider the murder of your own blood a troublesome issue?" "The same women who murdered Myrcella have overthrown House Martell and taken control of Dorne." "We've got a lot to discuss." "All of us together." "And seeing as you cannot make us leave, we best get on with it." "No, we cannot make you leave." "And you cannot make us stay." "Not unless you're gonna have that thing murder us all." "(door opens)" "(armor rattling)" "(groans) Your Grace." "My mother would like to see her daughter's final resting place." "I'm sorry, Your Grace." "That's not possible." "Not yet." "When will it be possible?" "When she's fully atoned for her sins." "You cut off her hair and marched her naked through the streets in front of the whole city." "That wasn't the full atonement?" "No." "She must stand trial before seven septons so we can learn the true extent of her sins." "I want you to let her see Myrcella's resting place." "I am the king." "You are." "And what does that mean to you?" "It means a great deal to me." "The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars of the world." "Do you know who told me that?" "Your mother." "My mother who is unclean?" "My mother who still needs to atone after all you've put her through?" "How do you think the Mother Above first came to us?" "How did men and women first come to feel the Mother's presence, hmm?" "It was through their own mothers." "There's a great deal of falsehood in Cersei." "You know that." "But when she speaks of you, the Mother's love outshines it all." "Her love for you is more real than anything else in this world because it doesn't come from this world." "But you know that." "You've felt it." "You've seen her when she talks to you." "Yes." "It's a great gift." "One I never had." "Envy." "One more thing for me to atone for." "Your Grace, do you-- may I?" "Do you mind?" "It's my knees." "Of course." "When your mother made her walk of atonement, she did it to get back to you." "I still don't understand why you want to put her through any more than she's already endured." "It's not what I want." "It's what the gods want." "They make their will known to us and it's up to us to either accept or reject it." "Please." "If we're to be just and good, then we accept it, all of us, even kings." "A true leader avails himself of the wisest counsel he can." "And no one is wiser than the gods." "My grandfather once said something similar." "Except for the part about the gods." "The gods worked through him whether he knew it or not." "As they work through your mother." "There's so much good in all of us." "The best we can do is to help each other bring it out." "(gasps)" "(gasps)" "Who are you?" "No one." "(grunts)" "Waif:" "Who were you before you came here?" "Arya:" "Arya Stark." "(grunts)" "Waif:" "Tell me about Arya Stark's family." "Her father was Eddard Stark." "Her mother was Catelyn Stark." "She had one sister," "Sansa, and four brothers." "(panting)" "Three brothers." "Robb, Bran, Rickon." "And a half-brother Jon." "And where are they now?" "Arya:" "They may be dead for all a girl knows." "(sniffs)" "(sniffs)" "Tell me about the Hound." "Arya:" "Also dead." "Arya Stark left him to die." "He was on her list." "He was not on her list anymore." "She had taken him off it." "Why?" "Didn't she want him dead any longer?" "Arya:" "She did and she did not." "She sounds confused." "Yes, she was." "Who else was on Arya Stark's funny little list?" "(groans)" "Arya:" "Cersei Lannister." "Gregor Clegane." "Walder Frey." "(rustling)" "Waif:" "That's a short list." "(panting)" "That can't be everyone you want to kill." "Are you sure you're not forgetting someone?" "Which name would you like a girl to speak?" "(shouts)" "Jaqen:" "If a girl tells me her name," "I will give her eyes back." "A girl has no name." "Come." "If a girl is truly no one, she has nothing to fear." "Who are you?" "No one." "(horse whinnies)" "The Umbers are a famously loyal house." "Famously loyal to the Starks." "And you, Lord Karstark." "Your people share blood with the Starks, don't they?" "But here we are." "Times change." "When my father became Warden of the North, your house refused to pledge their banners." "Your father was a cunt." "My beloved father, the Warden" "Your father was a cunt and that's why you killed him." "I might have done the same to my father, if he hadn't have done me the favor of dying on his own." "My father was poisoned by our enemies." "Mmm." "Why have you come to Winterfell, Lord Umber?" "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of wildlings past the Wall." "We're farther north than any of you fuckers." "Wildlings come down, we always have to fight them first." "I like fighting wildlings." "Been doing it all my life." "But there are too many of them for us to beat back alone." "So now you've come seeking help?" "We need to help each other." "The colder it gets, the farther south those goat fuckers will roam." "Won't take them long to get here." "You think a horde of wildlings can take Winterfell?" "If they get Jon Snow leading them, maybe." "He knows this place better than we ever will." "Pledge your banners to House Bolton." "Swear loyalty to me as Warden of the North and we will fight together to destroy the bastard and all his wildling friends." "I'm not kissing your fucking hand." "Traditionally a bannerman kneels before his lord." "I'm not doing that either." "Why would I trust a man who won't honor tradition?" "Your father honored tradition." "Knelt for Robb Stark." "Called him King of the North." "Was Robb Stark right to trust your father?" "Then it appears we're at a bit of an impasse." "fuck kneeling and fuck oaths." "I've got a gift for you." "A girl, I hope." "I prefer redheads." "A girl, aye." "(laughing)" "A wild one." "I like them wild." "And the boy, nice and young." "The way Karstark likes them." "Who's this?" "Rickon Stark." "How do I know that's Rickon Stark?" "Welcome home, Lord Stark." "(pounding on door)" "It's time." "If you have any last words, now is the time." "You shouldn't be alive." "It's not right." "Neither was killing me." "My mother's still living at White Harbor." "Could you write her?" "Tell her I died fighting the wildlings." "I had a choice, Lord Commander." "Betray you or betray the Night's Watch." "You brought an army of wildlings into our lands." "An army of murderers and raiders." "If I had to do it all over knowing where I'd end up," "I pray I'd make the right choice again." "I'm sure you would, Ser Alliser." "I fought," "I lost." "Now I rest." "But you," "Lord Snow, you'll be fighting their battles forever." "(choking, gasping)" "We should burn the bodies." "You should." "What do you want me to do with this?" "Wear it." "Burn it." "Whatever you want." "You have Castle Black." "My watch is ended."

"Anatomy of Love and Pain Part 2:" "Brain" "The history of man is one of decline." "The very beginning, as an innocent single-cell organism, was man's apex." "Adam was probably the last man to be reasonably happy." "For half of his life, anyway, until the moment he looked at himself and realised he was a man." "Things went downhill from then on." "Copernicus shattered our illusion that we were the centre of the world." "Fortunately, he was denounced as a heretic but the mischief had been done." "First Darwin then Freud." "But probably the biggest blow to our self-image slipped by almost unnoticed." "In 1 963 Delgado, a Spanish neurologist, implanted an electrode in the brain of a bull, in the area where aggression originates." "The electrode was connected to a remote control and, when turned on, the stimulus that creates aggression was interrupted and the angry bull suddenly came to a halt." "Afterwards it emerged that the electrode simply gave the bull a headache but the underlying theory was pioneering." "Our ego, our innermost feelings, even what people usually simply call happiness, can be reduced to a series of controllable electrical stimuli in our brain." "The question is, does this knowledge mean the end of man's happiness or can we use this knowledge to be happy again, to become Adam again?" "Hi Diego." " Hi Kiki." "is that it?" " Yeah. I've almost finished." "We don't need it until this afternoon." " But... it was urgent!" "Yeah, typical of Charlie." " Yeah, typical of Charlie." "Yeah..." "is your brother around?" " Yes." "Over there." "Cisse?" "Got a few minutes?" "I'd like to... fine tune a few things with you." "Fine, let's go into my office." "Can you manage, Diego?" " Hi Sandra." "Yeah." "Could you help me a minute?" "I can't get this open." "Pliers." "'Discover your inner man' workshop." " lt's not mine." "But you've just dropped it!" " That's not true!" "It's not mine." "There you are, it's open now." " Thank you." "Thanks." "Hey, Sandra, d'you fancy a drink?" "No, I'm not thirsty." "Sorry." "No Sandra, sorry." "I mean go for a drink." "You shouldn't keep saying sorry, that gets on people's nerves." "Right..." "Thanks." "It's a trap, commissioner!" "If you disconnect the wrong wire it means certain death for you and me." " Death?" "Death." "Death, what is that?" "Maybe we'll come back as pathetic ants or as an eagle circling above the prairie, as a symbol of the cyclic nature of our existence." "Cut." "Charlie!" "What had we agreed, man?" "My character is confronted with a bomb here." "Sorry for reflecting on that kind of thing." "Right... we can cut it out, eh?" " Yeah, sure." "Right, Cisse, it's all yours." "This may sound strange, but I think his revolver's a lot bigger than mine." "He asked for it, said it fits in better with his character." "Are you serious?" " Yes." "Cisse, I've added 2 gram of TNT, like you asked, but it'll only be a small explosion." " We'll fix that in post-production." "I can add a bit more to make it cooler." " Are you gonna do the stunt?" "Hey, Kiki, Diego's gonna do the stunt." " No!" "What?" " No, Cisse, no." "Oh, no!" "Just imagine..." " Come on... I want everyone back behind the perimeter." "Safety is a real priority." "You too, Kiki." "Come on." "OK?" " OK." "And action." " 3, 2, 1 , go." "Cut." " Well done, boys." "Alright!" "1 - the inner man" "How did it go this morning?" " lt went well. I can stop the Prozac." "Did the doctor say you're better?" " No, that I've become resistant to it." "How's work?" " lt's really good." "Our producer's had a meeting with the guys from 'Hate Hurts' from Hong Kong." "What?" " 'Hate Hurts'." "A Chinese action film." "They're gonna film some of it in Belgium." "Well..." "What birthday cake d'you want?" " You choose, Mum." "No, no, I'm nervous enough as it is." "Your father said he was bringing Brigitte to the party." "D'you want to bring someone with you to the party?" "The producer said if we prove what we can do on the set of 'Undercover', we'll almost certainly be able to do the stunts for 'Hate Hurts'." "No girlfriend?" " No." "Diego, the dustcart." "The dustcart." "Cisse, this bag is leaking..." "The bag is leaking." "We haven't got any more brown bags, Cisse." "Excuse me, I've got another one." " We only take brown bags, sir." "It is brown, there's just a yellow one over it." "Don't shout, sir." "This is a residential area." "I demand that you take this bag with you." "That's a very natural desire, Diego." "That is your inner man speaking." "And, of course, under pressure from society, you've kept him locked up, as if he is some dirty animal." "Here." " Yeah." "But from what I hear of your story, your brother is a wild dog in the woods." "But you, you could be a tiger with the jungle in your pocket." "A tiger?" " Yes." "Seriously?" " When I see you here like this, well..." "Turn over." "Now, Diego, discovering your inner man is one thing... but you have to learn to cherish him." "Stroke him, etc?" " Yes, of course." "We call the technique 'prostate massage'." "Easy, Diego, easy." "D'you want to be a tiger or d'you want to stay a rabbit?" "That's for me, that's my phone." "Sorry, Hugo." "Cisse?" " Yeah. I'm just double-checking..." "How does the detonator work again?" " l did you a drawing." "Oh, is that a drawing?" " Left white cinches, right black ones." "Tell me if I need to come over." " No, it's fine, I'll manage." "So the white wire here and then..." " Seriously, I don't mind coming over." "No, it's your birthday, you enjoy yourself." "One more thing." "The third button on the remote control, what's that?" " lt's the safety switch." "No, it's not the safety switch." "The safety switch is here..." "Cisse?" "OK!" " How long will it take?" "Fifteen minutes." "Then we can get going again, no worries." "We're professionals. lf Team Cisse Crash says it'll be OK, it will be." "Professionals?" "Diego's gonna do the stunt." "Look, I really don't care, as long as shooting starts within fifteen minutes." "What stunt?" "What do I have to do?" " lt's my birthday present to you." "On 'rolling' I turn the safety switch off." "On 'action' Charlie runs in shouting..." " Freeze, you bastard!" "Then you run to the window. lt has to look as if you fall through it, so I..." "Once you're over that line, I'll..." " That line?" "Yeah, over that line... then I'll shatter the glass using the remote." "Bloody hell!" "Shit!" "You have to put the safety switch on, Cisse." "We'll just put a new window in and then we'll be ready." "Jesus, guys!" "Five minutes." " Fucking hell!" "Everyone stay on standby, shooting starts in five minutes." "I think it looks high when you're standing here." "Don't look down, just look at your spot point there." "And then you'll land on the cardboard boxes." "Spot point." "Spot point." "Spot point, what spot point?" " Diego..." "Nothing can go wrong, really." "Everything is under control." "Are you?" " Uh, I am too, I think." "No Diego, don't think!" "Do!" "Don't think. I'm not thinking." "I am a tiger." "2" " Tiger!" "OK." "Silence on the set, please!" "Camera?" " Camera's rolling." "Not yet, Diego, not yet!" "Wait for 'action'!" "Jesus Christ!" "Diego!" "Shit!" "Oh shit!" "Easy does it, eh?" "Easy does it." "Come on, pal." "Diego." "Diego." "Shit!" "is he going to be OK?" " lt's too early to tell." "Are you his partner?" "His sister?" "I'm his new mother." " Stepmother!" "Putting it in something won't stop you getting cancer." " Please don't start." "Be a bit positive." "Anyway, you have to die of something." "Everyone dies eventually." "At least..." "I mean..." "preferably not today, of course." "Yeah, we try to lead a healthy life." "We've started playing badminton." "It's fun." "And you feel young." "You should come with us one time, Annie." "No, thank you, Brigitte." "I don't really need to feel young." "Hi Diego." " Hi Cisse!" "Phew, I'm glad to see that you're awake." " Are you?" "You certainly gave us all a fright." " Did I?" "You're looking good!" " l feel good too. I feel sexy." "Sexy Diego." " Tony!" "Sexy Tony." "I want you to call me Tony from now on." "Tony?" " Tony T." "I think that suits me better." "Don't you?" "Hello..." "Diego Willems?" " Tony T, TNT." "Tony Trinitrotoluene." "My name." "And this is my brother, Cisse." "Cisse." "Tony." "I'm Dr Vandewoestijne, a neurosurgeon." "And this is Jaana Ferrier, one of my assistants." "Experimental neurology." "Jaana's doing a Ph.D. under me and she'd like to ask you some questions." "You can ask me anything if I can ask you anything." "Deal?" " OK." "OK." "What do you remember about the accident?" "I was ready to jump and then nothing until I woke up here in hospital." "And you, have you got a boyfriend?" " No." "OK, your turn again." " How are you feeling now?" "Better!" "Sexier!" "OK." "When you say better, do you mean..." " Whoa, whoa. it's my turn now." "Are you a lesbian?" " No." "No?" "Cos if you are, you can tell me." "I don't have a problem with women who fancy other women." "Most men don't." "Cisse certainly doesn't, eh Cisse?" " No." "Professor?" " No." "There." "So I'll ask you again." " OK, Mr Willems, sorry but..." "Tony!" " Tony." "Maybe you should forget the questions." " Yes, maybe I should." "Look, the fall damaged the frontotemporal area." "You can see that here and here." "And you may have a frontal syndrome as a result." "What's that?" "He looks healthy." "A frontal syndrome causes serious behaviour and personality disorders." "Until recently, there was no treatment for this." "But, for her Ph.D., Jaana has developed an experimental method whereby almost all symptoms can be cured via a small operation to the brain." "is there something going on between the two of you?" "Romantic tension?" "Maybe the start of an affair?" "Some flirting?" "No, Mr Willems, I'm married, happily married." "Sorry to disappoint you." "Sorry, but..." " No problem." "You shouldn't keep saying sorry, that gets on people's nerves." "What's the next thing you want to do?" " All we're asking you now is whether you can come and see me next week for an initial assessment, then we'll see." " You want to see me again." "OK?" " Yeah, great!" "Alright?" "Tony." " Professor." "Goodbye." " Oh, are you pulling back?" "Because a chase is exciting." "The French Connection, Osama in the mountains until Tony T finds your cave." "Here's Tony, Mr Upheaval, for a shock-and-awe with his axis of evil." "She hadn't expected that." "She didn't see that coming." "Wow, Mum, a new guy!" "That's good!" "Were you allowed home already?" " Yeah." "How are you, son?" " Really good, great!" "Come here!" "What did they say in the hospital?" " l've brought you some flowers." "Here." "And one for..." " Jacques." "Jacques?" " l'm his buddy." "Jacques found out last month that he's got aids." "Aids..." "My mother's buddies are my buddies, pal." "Aids or no aids." "Here you are." " Oh, thanks." "Are you sure they haven't let you out too early?" "The car has to go faster." " Even faster?" "Can't you speed it up in post-production?" "Cisse, 'Undercover' is nitty-gritty, raw realism, it's..." "You know that." "What we're trying to achieve is the coming of age of Flemish TV fiction." "Right then..." "Kiki, start the following take!" "And action!" "Slower, Tony." "Slower!" "Cut!" "My wrist will be better in two weeks." " Sorry, but we haven't got two weeks." "If we have to cancel today it'll cost me 23,41 2 euro." "Team Cisse Crash will sort it, honestly, trust me." "You know me, I like you but I think we're gonna have to think seriously about getting someone who can cope with this tempo." "I'll do the stunt." " Tony?" "No, no." "Didn't he fall through the window?" "If Team Cisse Crash says it'll be OK, it will be." "We'll inject your series with a box office overdose." "We are more reliable than Mac, we crash better than Windows." "Kerching!" "Don't force anything, relax." "Look where you want to end up and jump." "Spot point." "Cut!" "Great, great!" "Who let that fucking Rover through?" "Are you OK?" "Are you OK?" " Yeah, I'm OK." "I relaxed, like you said." "You saved Team Cisse Crash today, bro." "Incredible." " You're welcome." "You're welcome." "The floor manager couldn't stop the guy." "We're really sorry." "It's OK. I'm fine." "I think I've just got a few grazes here." "Christ... it's Tony, isn't it?" "That looked fantastic." "It was brilliant." " That accident was art, Tony." "It gives the scene something metaphoric." "Christ Charlie bleeds for his ideals." "You said we crash better than Windows!" "I feel great, Cisse." " Alright!" "Brake Tony, brake, brake, brake!" "Cool, pal." "If that Jaana were to see us now!" " Fuck Jaana!" "When she gets to know me better, she'll be crazy about me!" "I wanted to use it for my introduction." "Because man is the only primate without a penis bone, he needs more frontal lobe activity to achieve an erection." "But it's a stupid idea..." " No, no, not at all." "Brain activity instead of a penis bone, that's the story of my life." "Sorry." "Hi Mum." "Uh, I'm in the cinema." "OK, I've got to hang up." "I'll phone you back later." "Bye." "Sorry." "She's always phoning me." "She's just concerned about you." " "Haven't you got a new boyfriend yet?"" "Maybe she's right." "What's the point to life without someone who loves you?" "No, I've had a few boyfriends but I want to focus on my Ph.D." "Maybe you haven't found Mr Right yet." "That's probably it." "A knife." "Sorry I'm suddenly being so personal." "I think I'm a bit tired." "That's OK, that's allowed." "I don't want to be the kind of professor who shuts himself up in his steel tower." "I really do appreciate that." "I really feel that you care about me." "In the right kind of way, of course." " Yes, of course." "Yes." "I wouldn't start something with a beautiful, young woman at work." "That is such a cliché." " A cliché... 3" " Heart goes boom" "Maybe I should've worn my blue jacket." "Mr Willems?" " Tony." "I've brought you some flowers." "Here you are." "It's very kind, but I can't accept them." "Here's some info about the treatment." " Thank you." "I'll ask you some questions separately." " Fine. I've thought about you a lot." "Your brother first, please." " OK." "We all need some warmth, don't we, sir?" "Yes, he has changed." "But that's not necessarily a bad thing." "I've acquired another friend." "Does he do or say things that aren't always appropriate, since his accident?" "Certainly." "And it was about time, too." "Have you noticed any changes in your behaviour or in your relationship with others?" " Now and then I feel bisexual impulses." "What form do they take?" " l suddenly really feel like going to bed with two women at once." "I didn't used to feel that." "Well, I did, but now the feeling's even stronger." "Did you look at the brochure?" " No..." "But to be honest, I'm not going to take part in your research, so..." "Tony, this is very important research." "Lots of people have the same injury as you and there's still no cure." "Then one of them can be your guinea pig." "I came here to ask you out on a date." "Look, uninhibited behaviour like that proves that you are ill, Tony." "And it's not about guinea pigs, it's about you." "I believe I can cure you." " But I'm not ill." "I feel absolutely fine. I feel great." " That's part of your illness." "Right..." "You can use that as an explanation for anything." "Esther is an art critic." "After a car accident, all she wants to eat is fast food and swaps her designer clothes for leggings and loud T-shirts." "She loses her fiancé, her friends and eventually her job." "Leo used to have very puritanical opinions and now not only has a strong urge to experiment sexually, he also tries to urge his family to be more liberated." "In addition, he refuses to stop for traffic lights." "And, as the result of this, is killed in a car accident." "Taylor is a shy F1 6 pilot but after a crash in Afghanistan he's suddenly more daring, ignores orders, takes irresponsible risks." "He's killed in action, on a solo mission." "An autopsy reveals that he suffered from a serious frontal syndrome as a result of his first crash." "What's that got to do with me?" "Maybe it didn't really bother those people." "Something was finally happening in their life." "Yeah." "All kinds of things were." "If you ask them how they feel, they always say fantastic, great." "But after a while, they start to feel they're no longer themselves." "In fact, they become very lonely." "This patient suffers from compulsive obsessions whereby one thought, an electrical impulse, constantly gets stuck." "'Wash your hands,' 'wash your hands.'" "Now we've implanted a mini-electrode to repair the circuit." "But the correct settings will be determined later using a remote control." "Yes, it all looks very neat and tidy." "Tony." "Cisse." "Tony is still having doubts." "It is your decision, of course, Tony." "You mustn't forget that the operation is the final step." "You are examined thoroughly first, to make sure the diagnosis is correct." "Observations, interviews, tests..." "You can pull out at any time." "Only at the end will we ask you to sign a form that gives us permission to carry out an operation, if necessary." "Ah, welcome." "David, Mr Depuydt is ready for his remote." "Here." " Thanks, Rik." "Mr Depuydt is a Parkinson's patient who has had an electrode implanted and today we replaced the old stimulator." "Watch." "There, now you'll be fine again for a few years." "Thank you, doctor." "It's like Lourdes!" "Better, I hope, and not as far to go." "You were laughing at me just now, eh?" ""Are you cold?" Jerk!" "Hey, pal... there!" "Haven't got much to say for yourself now, eh?" "What are you gonna do now?" "Here, take the remote." "Here's the remote." "Here's the remote." " Tony, no!" "Damn, I dropped it!" " Arsehole!" "Frankenstein!" "You should be ashamed of yourself, Tony!" " No, you should!" "It's like some circus!" "Look, day in and day out we try to cure people like you and all you do is show..." " All I do is show what?" "A lack of respect!" " A lack of respect?" "Hear that?" "I've got a lack of respect!" " l heard." "I'll show you what respect is." "I'll take part in your research." "And I'll prove there's nothing wrong with me." "Then you'll have to admit you don't have enough respect for me when you compare me to all those morons who die lonely." "D'you know who'll die lonely if she doesn't change?" "You." "A bit lonelier every day." "I'll take part in your research." "I'll occupy your heart." "You won't be alone, you see." "I'm going to cure you, your doctor I shall be." "Tony T, your remedy." "Dr Tony, I presume." "I'm a time bomb, here in the room." "Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick." "Until your heart goes 'boom'." "Come on, Cisse." "Let's go." "Hello Tony." "Hello Cisse." "Jacques." " Hello." "Hi." "I think a personal doctor's exciting." "It's like..." "Holby City meets Dr T and the Women." "What exactly are you going to do?" " lt's all quite standard." "First I'll observe Tony in his work environment." "Then do some interviews and a series of behaviour tests." "Come on." "We should've left already." "Come on." " Bye." "Bastard!" "Freeze!" "We know all about your shocking child trafficking." "I'm curious to see what you're gonna do against grown-ups!" "OK!" "Diego really was a pathetic loser." "Aren't you exaggerating slightly?" "From what I've heard he was just a bit shy." "Just a bit shy?" "The guy didn't dare do anything." "Not a thing." "He didn't dare do anything so he didn't get anything." "A pathetic scaredy-cat." "A loser, a dork." " Maybe he was a bit of a scientist." "Lots of us find social contact hard." " Lots of us?" "Don't tell me you've fallen for Diego!" " Look, this isn't about that." "There's no way there could've been anything between you and Diego." "He wouldn't dare come up and talk to you." "And if he did dare to say something, you'd be so bored within 1 0 seconds you'd go and find a cupboard to vomit in." "I don't even know why we're talking about this." "I do." "You've organised all this research to be able to spend time with me." "Yeah, yeah." "I've seen you smiling at me on the set." "Or in the van at night." " l'm just doing my job, OK?" "You don't need to be embarrassed, it's normal." "Honestly!" "D'you know what you should do?" "Stop running away from everything." "You're doing it again... running away." " Let's get a few things clear, Tony." "We have a doctor-patient relationship." "I don't need you." "I can get any woman I want." "You, you can get any woman who wants you." "Bye Tony." "What, is Tony ill or something?" " No, no." "Women don't like a man feeling good about himself." "Women always want to change men." "I don't understand it." "A man never asks a woman to change." "Unless he's just shot his load, then he'd really like her to change into a crate of beer." "Or into a comic book." "What do you want to do now?" "Come and operate on us or what?" "Here, look, I'll drill some holes already." "375 euro." "I've just come to help Tony get better." "Listen carefully, miss." "I'll tell you one thing." "I'd like Tony to stay the way he is now." "Why not look for something in cancer?" " Oh, come on." "Am I right, or not?" "What if an operation were to turn him back into the person he was before?" "I know what being unhappy is like and you don't want to live like that." "That's why I went and worked for the aids line." "All those people who have aids and are going to die." "I thought that that would cheer me up." "As in, there are worse things in life." "Maybe I should have the same illness as Diego." "Anything is better than being alone." "is that it already?" " Yes." "Well?" " Uh..." "It's all still... lt's not really clear yet." "But what is clear, Mrs Willems, is that you underestimate yourself." "Daring to be alone isn't pathetic." "It's a sign of strength." "You don't really believe that." "Good morning." "Hey, I thought you'd finished your observations and interviews." "Yes, I have but... I hoped I could start the tests today." " Sorry, no time." "It doesn't matter what we think of each other, Tony, but we have to work together on this." " Not now!" "Later?" " Maybe." "We've got some cool things but the guys from Hong Kong are really demanding, so I think we have to make everything a bit bigger." "Alright, but we're working with very low budgets." "There's nothing wrong with that, but we haven't been paid for 2 months." "Look, I'll invest in you, I'll give you everything you need." "All I ask is that this afternoon's stunt is in the can by the end of the day." "OK." " OK." "4" " The kamikaze Icarus" "And action!" "Three, two, one." "Go!" "Did you see that, bro?" "Did you see me?" "Did you see the fire?" "There was a second wave." "Great, brilliant!" "Sorry, I don't want to interrupt, but can I ask you something?" "They've asked me to present a cookery programme." "Normally speaking, no way, I'm an actor. I'm an actor." "But it's got style, content, a story." " Do you enjoy cooking?" "Yeah?" "OK then, do it!" "Do it!" "Go for it, Charlie." "The stylish story cook." "That's right, eh?" "It's good, eh?" "Cisse, the cup!" "Tony." "Tony..." " Yes?" "Can you spare me a few minutes?" "We could do the word fluency test." "Word fluency?" "I am Tony T, Mr TNT." "I explode, as you can see." "I'll make you star in your own XXX show." "I'll make you scream higher than a Beach Boy." "Danger danger." "Mi cabron, soy una bomba." "Of testosterone." "I'll come back later." " Yeah." "Cisse, that airbag can be put away." "Here still." " There." "Like that?" "Can I help?" " lt's OK, Jaana." "I'm just getting in the way over there." " OK, thanks." "Sorry about Tony just now." "It wasn't right, the way he behaved." "He can't help it." "A frontal syndrome makes it difficult to empathise." "To realise how others might be feeling." "It can't always be easy for you, either." "It's not too bad." "What matters to me is the team and the team is well respected now, so..." "See me fly?" " lt's incredible, guys!" "Incredible." " Fantastic!" "Fantastic!" "We did it." " Look, look, look, look." "Shit, man!" "Did you know you sleep with your mouth open?" "Why's that?" "I've time for a test now, if you like." " OK." "Yes, black!" "Counters for Tony." "And... oh, red." " All gone." "The test's finished." "Oh. I wonder what you can learn from this." "Well, the large losses affect normal people subconsciously so much that they start avoiding piles A and B." "But not frontal patients... because they are always searching for pleasure and don't consider the consequences." "is that your important research that is going to prove who I am?" "With cards and counters?" "What are you going to bring with you next?" "Mastermind?" "Scrabble?" "I'm annoying, aren't I?" " Yes, actually you are." "D'you know why?" "I'm happy, I'm enjoying myself." "Then I see you and I think to myself, "There she is, thinking that I'm ill, that I'm going to die lonely, like all those people in those slides."" "Sorry ,Tony. I can imagine that it must be trying for you sometimes." "It's very trying." "But I do realise you have to do your job. I do." "And I think it's nice to see the way you do it." "Really concentrating and very focussed." "Honestly. I mean it." "It's science, but the way you do it makes it more than just that." "Have you always wanted to do this?" "A lecture by Professor Vandewoestijne about the smile got me interested." "Did you know, our natural smile is an action that happens after a signal in the anterior cingulum, here?" "But if someone asks us to smile, for a photo, for example, then we use a completely different part of our brain, here." "Which is why it always looks so false when we try to smile for a photo." "Absolutely!" "Yes." "I'm sure you think all this is boring." " No, no, I think it's interesting." "Do you think I've got a frontal syndrome?" "There are still a couple of tests I have to do but all the indications are there." "Come on, Tony." "Cisse wants to go." " OK, coming." "I'm not gonna have it done, Jaana." "That operation, I'm not doing it." "No, everyone... everyone is happy now..." "with me." "I'm off." "Patients can't always judge what is best for them." "You know that." "We're trained to do it, we've got experience." "I'm one hundred percent behind patient involvement but when it comes to decisions, we're in a better position to make them." "Look Jaana, if this works it's not about being the first ever to carry out a frontal syndrome operation or about a book with our names on the cover being in all the shops." "It's about there finally being hope, for all the other patients." "That's true." "The prospects offered by this are enormous." "I'm in the middle of research, and this is just between you and me, into implanting a chip and a microcomputer in the brain and connecting it to the short-term memory." "Can you imagine?" "Can you imagine everyone suddenly having 1 0 gig of extra memory?" "Wow!" "I'd hoped that, once you'd finished your Ph.D., you could maybe assist me with my research." "Seriously?" "Wow!" "Yes, we'd make a perfect team." "And I'd thought, as a kind of early celebration..." "Sorry." "Your mum?" "Hi Tony." "Oh, that's great." "Congratulations." "That's very kind of you, but I don't think..." "Yes, I'll come to your mother's." "We'll see." "OK, see you later." "They've got the Hong Kong job and they're going out to celebrate." "Tony asked me to go and help persuade his mum to come too." "Apparently she likes me." "What I was just saying... I've booked a table for two at 'La Maison' to celebrate that..." "to celebrate the research." "Wow, great, but I've already agreed to go with Tony." "So... shame." " That's fine." "Sorry." " No, no." "Maybe it'd be a good time to talk to him about the operation." "OK." "5" " You and me" "Here you are." " You shouldn't have." "Here you are." "Nice, isn't it?" "It'll look lovely on you, Mum." "Fantastic." "Especially with your black dress." "You're trying to persuade me to go dancing tonight." "But you won't succeed." "I'd like to see it on you too." "It's a really nice necklace." "OK then, seeing as it's you." "Sit down." "Cheers." "Wow!" " You look fantastic." "What a classy lady!" "I won't be able to keep the guys off you at the nightclub!" "No, Diego, I'm not coming." " Oh, go on." "No, no, I'm not." " l'm going for a piss." "I was wearing this dress when I met Roger." "Really?" " Yes!" "D'you know what he said?" ""Get your coat. I'm taking you home."" "Never!" "I can't believe that anyone would actually say that!" "Roger did." "I think he noticed that I hesitated because he also said." ""You won't find anyone better than me."" "He did." "Tell me... you and..." "Diego... is there something going on between you?" "No, no. I'm just here as a friend." "Oh, you're seeing someone else." " No, not at the moment." "Oh, neither is Diego." "So if you think logically for a moment..." "Neither of you has aids and..." "no, but it's true... all men are bastards but life is short and if you're not a lesbian, you might as well start seeing each other." "I think Tony prefers girls like Kiki." " No, not Kiki." "What a silly name!" "He's attracted to you." "D'you know you're the first one he talks to me about?" "Dad's here." "We've got to go." "You coming, Mum?" "No, I'm not coming. I'm going to bed." "Take Jaana with you." "What d'you reckon?" "Fancy a party?" "For a little while, then." " Come on!" "Hi Tony." "Hi!" " We got it!" "Hello Tony." " We got it, bro!" "You sit in the front, Jaana." " OK." "Am I driving?" " Apparently you're a professional." "Let the girls have some too." " Drink it then." "Hong Kong!" "Hong Kong!" "Hong Kong!" "Hong Kong!" "Hong Kong!" "Tony, stop it!" "I mean it!" "I mean it!" "Oh, come on..." " Come on!" "You can control it, you know." " Yes, that's true." "I can teach you, if you like." " No, no." "It's really easy." "You just have to... honestly..." "look." "Look where you want to go." "Pick a spot point." "Don't look at where you want to avoid." "And then go." "Hey Tony, teach me to skid first." " Jaana first!" "No way. I'd be too scared." " Go on." "Jaana!" "Jaana!" "Jaana!" "Alright, if you all wear your seatbelt." " OK." "OK?" "Ready?" " Yes." "OK." "Look." "Gas." "Now!" "Roger?" "Roger, what are going to do?" " You go on in." "I'm going to spend some quality time with my son first." "You're gonna fuckin' be working with the guys who've worked with Bruce Lee!" "Come on, let's go and have an aperitif!" "OK?" "But Dad, Jaana's waiting for me." "It's not because you've got books at home that you can't go to the library." "And I'm paying!" " Are you?" "Hello." " Hello." "You aren't taking your shirt off?" " No, your daddy likes it like this." "OK." "This is nice." "This is very, very, very nice." "Sorry." "Sorry." " Do you have a problem?" "Yes, I'm thinking of someone else." "D'you understand?" " Yes, yes, I understand." "Tony." "This is Nancy, my roommate." " Hello Nancy." "Where's Jaana?" " What?" "Jana!" "I can't see her." " Over there." "You're not leaving, Jaana?" " lt's late." "You were gone for two hours." " l came back specially for you." "I've phoned a taxi." " l'll take you home." "No. lt's your party." "I don't want to spoil it." "No, no, I'll take you home." "There, your coat's off again." "Come and have a dance." "Just one." "Just one." "I'm... really glad you stayed." "Seriously!" "I was with a whore just now, with Dad." "I had to stop halfway through." "I kept thinking of you the whole time." "I really do like you." "I'm just going to get a drink." " Don't go, stay here." "No, you carry on dancing, I'll be back." "OK." "Jaana." "Jaana!" "Hey, Jaana!" "You can't run away like that!" "Let her go." " l came back specially for her." "Just let her go!" " l came back for her." "Hey, let her go!" "Hey!" "Hong Kong." "Hong Kong." "Oh, Cisse." " Hi Jaana." "Oh sorry, sorry." "I'm such a stupid idiot, Cisse." " Where's Tony?" "Inside, I suppose." "He hasn't followed me out." "Well, that's Tony for you." "I feel so alone." "Oh fuckin' hell, Cisse!" "Jesus... 6" " What goes up... I wonder why Kiki suddenly wants to hold a meeting." "I don't know, Cisse." " Don't you?" "You spent all night fucking her!" "Didn't she say anything?" " All night, all night..." "Hi Kiki." " Tony." "Johan." "Hi." "OK, guys, the good news is we've got very good estimates for 'Hate Hurts'." "Based on the title alone, we should sell a lot of tickets in Germany." "'Hate Hurts', HH, like Heil Hitler." "And the bad news?" "The Hong Kong producers've taken another look at the showreel." "They want to see a big stunt with a car first." "And then they'll decide." "Obviously I was a bit too enthusiastic yesterday." "We can put a car stunt together ourselves." "Our own car stunt." " Yes." "I mean, we always have to hold back a bit here." "That's normal, that's TV." "But if we actually do it ourselves, we can really go for it!" "We'll do something with fireworks." " Alright?" "OK?" "Fireworks?" " Yeah." "Sounds good." "OK then, fireworks." " OK." "Uh, one more minor detail." "Could you put Cisse Crash and Team TNT on the cover instead of Team TNT?" "The budget will only cover one Belgian stuntman." "Apparently, I had misunderstood that too." "Sorry." "No, no, sorry." "We're a team!" "We can only put Tony forward for it." "It's purely a matter of budget." "I've always worked my arse off here with an extremely low budget and now this?" "Fuck you, pal!" "Come on, Tony, let's go!" "Tony?" "Cisse." "Cisse!" "Fuck it!" " Cisse!" "There." "Fuck it!" " Hey!" "Cisse!" "D'you know what we'll do?" "You can be my assistant." "I'll split what I earn in half, then we'll still work together." "I don't want to be your assistant, Tony!" "Don't you get it?" "I trained you!" "It's not my fault they want Tony T." " Fuck Tony T, pal!" "D'you know what Tony T is?" "Eh?" "A big, fat, egocentric bastard!" "I've always fought for you!" "I gave you a chance!" "Diego understood." "He'd have left with me." "Diego wouldn't betray his brother." "But you..." "They asked me cos you weren't up to the job." "That's why!" "Fuck you!" "You can find another assistant for the stupid showreel!" "Don't worry, I will!" "I will!" "And I won't have to look far, either!" "Hi Tony!" " l've come for some stuff for a stunt." "Roger's not here." "Help yourself, eh?" " Yeah." "Solo I do not rest, I'm at my best." "Solo I get things done." "Better technique than David Becham." "Tony Walhalla, more inches than Allah." "More charm than Knievel, more cursed than the Flowers of Evil." "Tony does it all alone." "Hey, Tony, the way you rap is really cool." "I mean... your feeling for rhythm is very attractive." "Yeah, I can imagine." "I uh..." "Whoa, Brigitte." "Whoa." " Oh, sorry." "Brigitte." " Sorry." "Yeah..." "Of course, you can have all those girls on the telly." "Sorry, I don't know what..." " lt's not that." "You're a very beautiful woman, Brigitte." "Honestly!" "Then kiss me again, Tony." "Please." "David?" " Yes, Jaana. I was worried." "You weren't at work or in the canteen." "I called you but..." " Oh, I switched my mobile off." "is it late?" " Yes." "D'you want to come in for a moment?" "Did everything go well last night?" " Yes." "We went dancing for a bit." "Dancing... that's a while ago!" "Did you manage to convince him to have the operation?" "I didn't really talk to him about it." "What did you talk to him about then?" " All sorts." "Does it matter?" "I don't think you're behaving in a very professional way." "It's not good to get too close to a patient." "You think I've had sex with Tony." " No, I didn't say that." "You needn't worry, I've been a good girl." "I didn't have sex with Tony." "But I should have." " Jaana, please!" "Come on!" "With a Neanderthal like that!" "David..." "With a man." "A man who makes me feel like a woman." "Sorry, I think I'm gonna throw up!" "Are you OK, Jaana?" "Jaana, um..." "Phhh... fuckin' hell!" "Mr Willems." " Hi. I was looking for Jaana." "I don't think she's coming in today." " Oh, shit!" "Maybe you can help me." "During a consultation with Jaana I said that Tony is my new best friend." "He's much better than he used to be." " Yes..." "But now I know what he's really like." "I don't like talking about people behind their back but Tony's way out of order." "Way out of order." "And what would you like us to do about it?" "You're the doctors." "I don't want the operation not to go ahead because I initially said that maybe it wasn't necessary." "OK." "OK, I'll pass that on." "Although I'm not sure Jaana will listen to anything negative about Tony..." "What do you mean?" "Yeah, what do I mean?" "Who d'you think gave her all these opportunities, Cisse?" "She's attracted to him now, but it won't last." "Won't it?" "What about the sign, Tony?" " l'm busy." "A bit off centre?" "Mum?" "I haven't got time for that." "That's what personnel are for." "Are all those fireworks a good idea?" " Yes, I'm a stuntman, Mum." "I could've been a hairdresser or interior decorator but I'm a stuntman." "Maybe someone should check it." " Maybe you should stop going on!" "I'm allowed to worry about you!" " No, what you're allowed to do is you're allowed to clean the car, from bumper to bumper, until it shines." "That'd make me really happy." " l'm calling Cisse." "Can you take a quick look at the sign?" " Can't you do anything by yourself?" "I'm doing this for free!" " You should be pleased." "Pleased that I'm giving you a chance." "You'll be dead in a few months." "It's not as if we're building a relationship here." "Cisse says you should never do a stunt like that on your own." "It's much too dangerous!" " Sure!" "Cisse with his brilliant stunts!" "Cisse's never done a decent stunt in all his life." "It's not funny!" " Don't get so wound up, Jacques." "He should realise it's about respect!" "There's a reason we're the only ones still working with him." "There, another one who's come to have a whine." "Hey, you, tell me what happened between you and Brigitte!" "Not with Brigitte!" "That's not true, Diego!" "I'm trying to build a jump." "May I?" "You're ill, son." "You're really ill." "You know something like that'll happen if you take up with a young woman." "Be glad it was me and not someone else." "Tony!" "Stop him!" "Tony!" "Stop him!" "To think, I defended you to Jaana." "You've got to leave that girl alone before you destroy her too." "Will you do that?" "7" " King of pain" "Straight." "Square." "Hot." "Healthy." "Holiday." "Oh, shit!" "Domestic." "Fire." "Naked woman." "Happiness." "Are there any slides you remember?" " The naked woman." "That leg." "That was disgusting." "The house on fire." "Those always provoke very extreme emotions." "That's a normal reaction." "But normally you should see that on the curve." "Look." "You can't really in your case." " But I felt something." "Yes, but that's your emotional memory." "Over the years, your brain has learned how to react to certain situations." "We were able to see that on your MR scans just now too." "But you don't really feel it." "Look, these are the results of normal people." "Can you see the difference?" " Yes..." "This was the very last test, Tony." "Now we're really certain of the diagnosis." "You have to decide what we do about it." " There aren't that many choices." "Look, this is the form with which you can consent to an operation." "Take your time and read it carefully." "Could you leave us on our own, David?" " Yes, OK." "I'll pop in again later." "Don't sign it, Tony." "We made a mistake." "You're right." "Haven't I got a syndrome?" " Yes, but you're much happier now." "All my interviews and observations show that." "Much happier than Diego." " lt was awful being Diego." "There." "You don't want to be Diego again." " No." "Everyone likes you much better now." " l don't think they do." "They do." "Even I do." " l'm ill, Jaana." "I had sex with my brother's girlfriend." "And then I pinched his job." "But that's not just your fault." " l destroy everything, everyone." "I destroy everyone I love." "I hit my mother in the stomach." "My father hates me." "Everyone hates me." "Tony is a freak." "Tony destroys absolutely everything." "He destroys it!" "I don't hate you." "Be on your guard against me, Jaana." "I'll destroy you too because no one means as much to me as you do." "Wow, what was that, man?" " Love." "Love?" "Long live love. I'm full of love." "I'm going to fill everything with love." "I'm going to put everything right, with everyone." "Everyone." "I'll take my mum flowers, tell her I've got a steady girlfriend." "That she needn't worry, her son is fine." "Then I'll phone Dad and arrange a game of football." "And first I'll make amends with Cisse." "For everything." "Yeah, for everything!" " And then I'll move in with you." "OK?" "Sex every day." " Sex and love." "Sex and love!" " Sex and love!" "You can come tonight, if you like." " OK, baby." "First I'll go and make Cisse happy and then I'll come round." "OK?" "Cisse?" "I'm performing a great stunt here, bro." "But it's so dark no one can see that it's me." "So you can put it on your showreel." "Make sure you get the job." "You deserve it, bro." "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" "Tony?" "Tony?" "Tony!" "Jesus Christ!" "Are you OK, Cisse?" " Hi." "Yeah, I'm OK." "This is a really difficult situation, Cisse." "Tony urgently needs an operation." "But we can only do it if he signs the form." "I don't think he wants it." "What Tony wants and what he needs are two totally different things." "He's just almost killed himself." "Look, if he stays as Tony he's certainly going to do it again." "So what do we do?" "Do you know what Tony's signature looks like?" "Sure it's the best thing for my brother?" " lt's my job, Cisse." "Tony won't be so lucky next time." "We just have to wait and see now, Mum." "OK?" "Don't worry, I'll call you if there's any news." "Alright?" "OK." "Bye Mum." "Bye." "Cisse, has Tony been brought in?" "Dr Vandewoestijne is operating on him." " What?" "But he didn't want an operation!" "There's no way Tony would give his consent for this." "You know that too!" "Cisse?" "David, you're committing a serious professional error, forging signatures!" "I take responsibility, Rik." " l want you to stop right now!" "I'll take over and remove the stimulator." "Go and have a coffee." "Can we discuss this outside, Rik?" "David?" "You're deranged, David!" " lt's best for everyone, Jaana." "Can I get on with my work now, please?" "Are you OK?" " Yes." "Go and get someone, Cisse!" "I can't get the door open." " l can't feel my hands." "Help me." "I don't know how to do that." " Just do what I tell you." "Put those gloves on." "OK, pick up those pliers." "Try to disconnect the stimulator." "Shit!" " Come on, Cisse!" "The technical stuff is usually Tony's responsibility." "What are we all doing?" "Fuck, he's starting to come round." "OK, we'll just sew him up." "Needle and thread are behind you." "Don't think, just sew." "Shit, shit." " Good. lt's going well." "Come on." "Jaana." "Everything'll be fine,Tony!" "Everything'll be fine." "OK?" "Tony...?" "My name's Diego." "Diego Willems." "Look at me, pal, watch me fly, your Mitsubishi samurai." "Tony T, who you can't destroy." "I am the real mccoy." "I fly with love and joy." "I fly with total fuckin' trust." "Your kamikaze Icarus." " l'll call you back, Mum." "What was that?" " No idea. I don't know." "Jaana?" "Diego..." " l feel a bit sick, Jaana." "But I'm glad you're here." " Me too." "is he OK?" " l think so." "I don't know what happened here, Jaana." "I don't want to know." "But if it ever gets out, we can close the department." "I think you should think carefully about what you're going to do." "I don't know. I really don't know." "8 - months later" "In the end it's not important that we were the first to carry out this operation for frontal syndrome." "But that, as the result of perfect teamwork, there is finally hope for all those frontal patients who hadn't expected this." "Yes." "The report says that, for a short time, Diego became Tony during the operation." "Any chance that this'll happen again?" " No." "No, Diego won't encounter such a strong signal in the outside world." "Unless he climbs mobile phone masts, of course." "I've got a question for Diego." "Are you still working as a stuntman?" " No." "That wasn't my thing." "I work in my father's workshop now." "That's what I do." " Thank you." "How do you feel now, Diego?" "Normal." "Happy with what I've got." "And that's the reason why we're doing it, eh?" "Well... I'm pleased there is finally hope for all those frontal patients." "Yeah, that's thanks to perfect teamwork." "And how do you feel now, Diego?" " Normal... and sexy!" "Sexy?" " Where are those masts?" "Eh?" "Sex and love, baby." "Yes, sir." "Yes." "What was all that?" " He said slower, Jacques." "Are you sure?" " He said slower!" "Didn't he say faster?" " Come on!" "You're getting on my nerves!"