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You said your name's Christina, right?
Who the hell's Christina!? I never said that!
What do you mean?
I hate people who play with their phones in the middle of a conversation.
Please. I need to know.
I mean, yeah. This is like the fifth time you've brought me outside to talk about the Time Leap Machine.
No, alright!?
You said that was condition one. So there's gotta be a second one, right? It better not be--
Yeah. I can definitely see how that would make him hate you.
You really think that's why?
You interested, Christina?
I'm not Christina, and I'm not interested. If you don't want to tell me, then I don't really care.
There are phenomena that everyone knows occur in reality, but which physicists refuse to research. What do you think about that?
I don't know what to say unless you can give me some examples.
How about Suzuha being John Titor?
Eh!?
Trains?
Um, let me give you an easy example...
Of course we tried it without the plate, but that didn't change anything.
Then, maybe each individual grain of salt was too small... or something?
And that, my fellow lab members, brings us to the question. Can the PhoneWave (name subject to change) beat SERN to true physical time travel?
Two problems. One, setting the destination. Two, the lifter.
PhoneWave is weak. It needs a better name.
I couldn't care less about its name.
...What do you take me for?
That just about covers it. Well? Was my lecture helpful?
Denied. Anyone else?
...*sigh*
Have we talked about my time leaping?
You're time leaping?
But how can a cathode ray tube emit such a strong electron stream?
It's not about having a strong electron stream. If stronger were better, SERN would've solved the lifter problem long ago.
Aah...
If you were standing there, you should’ve said something! You scared me!
You're not being very logical, Christina.
Anyway, I wasn't crying. Understand? End of discussion. Sniff.
After Daru, you'll send the next D-Mail. Think about what you want to write.
No.
If you didn't, then you wouldn't have confided in me. And you wouldn't be crying, would you?
True...
You're the one who said not to speak.
Y-you're too close...
No. I still haven't saved Mayu--
I know. That's not what I meant.
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Why are you pouting?
I'm not pouting. I just don't want to get involved in your silly games again.
Christina. Are you an @channe--
Shut up! I'm not, okay!?
Let's just go.
Hey! Stop stop stop! I said stop!
It's a fitting name for our enemy!
...
But I received two.
You're right... I even sent it in one sentence, but it got divided.
You think it's worth a shot?
Well...
This isn't your room. Besides, I'd have to be a fool to knock. There could be assassins lying in ambush.
Assassins? Here? Are you stupid?
Have you forgotten? We have just the thing for moments like these!
You're going to send a D-Mail?
You're wasting your youth.
I thought so too, until I met you. Now I realize I'm doing just fine.
Back when she was five years old, Christina was on the plains of Arkansas when lightning--
I wasn't hit by lightning! And I was still living in Japan when I was five! And why Arkansas?
Let the world be reborn!
--!
It's like causality itself is broken.
Maybe Kiryu Moeka shooting her isn't the real cause of her death. Maybe it's something larger and less obvious.
How should I know? Did you do something to make her angry?
I've never seen her before in my life. How rude.
Are you there?
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Daru, too?
Yeah.
Is to explore methods of true physical time travel, not just D-Mail, with the objective of sending someone to the past like SERN has.
Don't be ridiculous.
You want your own fork?
I already have my own spoon... wait, that doesn't matter!
...
...
That's an @channel meme too.
Ugh...
...Aren't you afraid?
...
You're a lifesaver, Lukako. Thank your father again for me.
Your father is a lovely man.
So it seems. But in my hallucination, the presentation proceeded as planned. Mayuri and I went to see it, and you came over to flirt with me.
I don't flirt. Especially not with idiots like you.
I still remember the nightmares I had when I was a little kid.
Who are you calling a nightmare?
Just send something to my phone!
I don't even know your email address.
This is my chance to escape the Alpha worldline and save Mayuri. I won't let anyone get in my way. Anyone!
Okabe...
...How can you be so understanding?
I'm not. When you chose to save Mayuri with the Time Leap Machine, you must have known that no one would ever understand.
Wipe your tears, you experiment-loving girl without a single friend.
I'm not crying!
Out of all mankind, I alone can perceive changes in causality! I am this world's observer!
Sit down before I hit you again.
What!? The lab mem number you carry is the highest credential a scientist could hope to achieve! They sell for millions on the black market, but you would give it away!?
It's not exactly a counterfeit passport. Also, shut up.
What I said?
About the IBN 5100. And SERN.
It's in terminal mode now. We can change the factory settings like this, make the microwave do things its manufacturer never intended.
How was it set when the discharge phenomenon occurred?
They must have sent them to those places.
I don't think so. It's too random.
E-excuse me. I need a moment.
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Believe in yourself. Believe in Hououin Kyouma.
...I wanted to talk.
Of course! In other words, the PhoneWave (name subject to change) is a miniature LHC!
You might be on to something there.
They rule the world from the shadows, transcending nations, with politics, economics, religion, even science in their clutches.
That's obviously a crackpot conspiracy theory, <FONT incolor=
Mayuri. Kurisu.
Wait... did you just say my name correctly?
You? Domestic?
Relatively, maybe. Well, actually, I don't know the domesticity index for Japanese high school girls these days.
Sorry about this, but I want you to be there when she dies tomorrow night.
That's why you want me to go to ComiMa?
Genius neuroscientist, I need to talk to you.
Make it short.
And that makes you my assistant, now and forever. So wipe your tears, for there is still much--'
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Why does it have to be you? Why!?
Hey, Okabe.
It's fine. Your advice was truly becoming of a mad scientist.
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This is a souvenir. Take it.
Uh... no thanks.
Eh...?
This New York Times article is from 1921.
You should praise me for obeying the law for a change.
That's not like you at all. What happened to your ego? What happened to the insane mad scientist, Hououin Kyo--
Enough of your unsophisticated names. The upgraded version shall be known as Heavenly Merry-Go-Round.
The name doesn't matter. Let's just start the experi--
I have my sources.
Setting the IBN 5100 and such aside...
Hello?
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More than a dozen times already.
That many!? What the hell are you doing!?
You can read the date, though. January 31, 2001.
The location is... Pau, France, I guess.
What was that for!?
Sorry. I didn't mean to be snippy. I'm just a little irritated.
When did you become a goody two shoes? Where's your ambition!?
Are you trying to get us arrested?
Nothing out of the ordinary. It was at factory settings.
Hmm.
H-Hououin Kyouma does not go on datesâ‘°. Much less with his assistant. Ridiculous.
...
I mean, think about it. Lukako was a guy last week. If he already liked me at that point, then...
That's just your perspective.
...So, maybe there's a size limit for objects that can teleport.
But aren't those chicken pieces smaller than bananas?
Did you come to see the satellite?
...I guess.
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You're not Japanese!?
I've lived in America for seven years. What about it?
...Then I'll come up with something by tomorrow.
Well?
John Titor.
Huh? No way.
Despite what you may think, I actually respect you.
That's rich. You don't even say my name right.
I'm having a little trouble here.
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What do you mean?
Hashida and Mayuri are right there. Look.
I don't know her mother's pager number.
What!? Are you an idiot!? Why didn't you write it down!?
It's your job to figure that out, Christina.
Hashida-san, talking to this guy's so tiring.
Juicy Chicken Number One made a noble sacrifice for the progress of science. Let us pray for his happiness in the next life.
The chicken doesn't matter! Right now, we need to determine what happened with the Phonewa--
Wha...
I help SERN build their time machine? I don't believe it.
Send 'Christina's a perv'!
I thought we agreed to stop saying that!
Hold it!
Hey! What's your problem!?
What's wrong?
It's nothing. I was just thinking.
I'm the only one who can carry that burden.
So what are you talking to me for? Go to her now, and tell her what you told me.
It's Daru. It's probably something stupid.
You're really self-righteous, you know.
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It's not like SERN's time machine. The possibility of becoming a jellyman is zero.
W-what about Moeka!?
Calm down!
The easiest way to do that is to see if we can win the lottery, right?
But your primary goal is the money, isn't it?