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Anyway, these images are stuck in my head, like memories.
I will save Mayuri!
But what if it fails!?
...What?
It doesn't mean anything, okay!?
How was that facetious? You called me by my correct name. You made no mistake. You'll make a good assistant.
Okabe-san... have you sought professional help?
There aren't many people I can trust...
I, um... think of you as a friend too.
I'll go anywhere you want -- anywhere in Japan. I'd go anywhere in the world, but I don't have a passport or money.
Okabe...
Let me go! Let me go!
You can't! They'll kill you!
As long as you understand. Now for the issue at hand. Daru, give Christina--
No '-tina' either.
Z obviously stands for jelly (zeriiâ‘°)!
Jelly starts with J. J-E-L-L-Y.
Why would I make up something like that?
I don't know, but I don't want to rely on something that may not even exist.
Anyway, Daru. I'll leave it to you.
Can you show me the PhoneWave?
From now on, call me Hououin. That or Kyouma.
No.
It's revenge for ruining my farewell scene, Christina! You shall regret your thoughtless actions!
Okay, okay, fine. What is it?
What? What’s going on?!
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Stop making her say stuff like that!
The hole is tight... huh. That might not be entirely wrong.
I see. Nice rebuttal.
...You're never getting off your high horse, are you?
I know how you feel, but you're the only one I can ask.
Where did all this trust come from?
Those are Mayuri's.
Oh, so I don't need your permission, then. I'll go buy new bananas tomorrow.
How... Didn’t I destroy it?
Yes. You did.
Guh!
What were you trying to tell me earlier?
He's open to discussion as long as you're not trying to troll him, and his mail address is public. This is the second time we've exchanged mails.
No wonder you keep referencing Titor's posts. You believe him, don't you?
Salt didn't gelify.
You mean nothing changed.
I want you guys to get ready for a party.
And what are you going to do?
I think you do. It's written all over your face.
Mmmgh...
Help me...
Tell me what happened.
I'm time leaping. Back to the lab.
Our enemy? But...
I am Hououin Kyouma! The insane mad scientist who rules space and time! What I desire is -- that's right -- CHAOS!
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But you were so enthusiastic when we began the experiments. You went along without a single complaint.
In your dreams, maybe.
...eh?
It's you!
I'm not done talking!
You trying to pick a fight?
That my Reading Steiner is genuine!
Fine, I get it. You're a chuunibyou patient.
She and I are...
Could you come with me for a moment?
You don't have to tell me if you don't want to. Just tell me when you're ready. I'll hear you out.
...Okay.
The honor is mine.
...His name isn't Hououin. It's Okabe.
What are you...
Tell me, Okabe.
Not really.
Oh... okay.
How can you be so calm!?
That's how I am. Sorry. Now calm down.
Continue, Christina.
While the data is being compressed, we use the PhoneWave to generate a Kerr ring singularity. When the electron discharge phenomenon occurs, we take the 36-byte data, patch it in...
Have you?
Yup. Yesterday, and the day before. I’ve been here a long time.
...
...Who were you talking to?
Does that suitcase mean what I think it does?
Hm? Oh. Yeah, it does.
Aomori!?
That's where he lives now.
Where are you now?
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MUHAHAHAHA! It's working! It's working, you guys!
...Did it arrive?
Then we have no choice. We need to find Titor and borrow his variable gravity system.
Great idea. Go for it.
You said 'again' just now. We've talked like this before, just the two of us?
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What a pain!
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I want you to come with me to Yanabayashi Shrine.
Tell me why. If it's a date or something, then I refuse.
We've already had several successful experiments. You can't deny that.
I'm not especially concerned whether this thing is a time machine or not.
No. They haven't even met. We don't know where FB is.
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Oh, right. Thanks to a certain assistant, I didn't get a chance to present the operation's codename yesterday. Heed me! These D-Mail experiments are all part of Operation Ur--
The experiments have been fruitful.
How did you know I was here?
You said you wanted to be alone. I ran the numbers and concluded that I had the greatest probability of finding you here.
Assistant! I didn't raise you this way.
You didn't raise me at all.
It's July 31st. I'm sure of it.
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Furthermore, genius girl, you just contradicted relativity.
It was just a joke. Don't take it seriously.
Kiryu Moeka's apartment.
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Why are you mad? Also, your face is red.
Is not!
No, nothing.
Okay...
...Everything is the choice of Steins Gate! This is the power of my magic eye, Reading Steiner! Muhahaha!
Aaaand he's at it again.
No, you were definitely crying.
Don't be ridiculous! Where's your proof!?
He actually looked pretty much the same. He was always androgynous, so much you couldn't help but think he was secreting excess female hormones or something.
He looked like she does now?
Oh? You're a fan of the Doc, I see.
I've lived seven years at its birthplace, after all.
These are Nixie tubes, right? Whoever made this has taste. I'd happily dub it Future Gadget No. 9.
How exactly does it work? It shouldn't be possible to measure changes like that.
That's not what I meant. I meant Dr P drinking buddies.
Is that all you drink?
...I’m sorry.
Don’t apologize, dummy. It was your choice, right? So have confidence in it.
I said all members assemble, didn't I!?
Haah, haah... why do I... have to...
Who else!?
When did I become your assistant!?
Then IBN 5100. It's a retro PC from 1975. I'm looking for one.
Yeah? What are you going to do with it?
Kurisu. You're good at remembering dates, aren't you?
Huh? Well, sure...
...pfft!
Hey! What's with that 'this is awful, rofl rofl' laughter!?
Moeka's D-Mail wasn't about a model exchange.
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Do we look like a couple?
Huh!? Uh... well... umm...
Which data set survives?
...Logically, the present should change as soon as you send your memories to the past.
What are you doing!? You've ruined my perfectly-staged exit scene! And you call yourself my assistant!?
No, I don't call myself your assistant! And besides, I still have something to ask you!
15 minutes early...
Then you just need to decide where to take her. Movies, art galleries, strolling through town, and food are all safe.
You live in a hotel off of your parents' money. You could never understand the plight of poor students like us.
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...Ah.
Exactly. An hour ago. August 13th, 2010. 2:00 PM, or thereabouts.
Christina. Stop eying Lukako's entire body from top to bottom like that.
I-I wasn't doing that!
I'm close to discovering our true enemy.
Our enemy? But...
That won't happen.
Then why don't you come to my hotel, Mayuri-san?
You at the lab?
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Because the path through the ring singularity is open. We've been over this already.
We don't know if there's actually a black hole at work here. It could be an entirely different phenomenon that just happens to resemble SERN's experiments.
The manager of that junk shop you work at.
It's not a junk shop. It's a CRT specialty shop.
Ah...
Could you come with me for a moment?
By the way, what does this word mean?
Why don't you look it up?
Hahh...
I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said anything.
Oh...?
...Out of time?
Just a little tear in my coat.
Is clumsiness one of your character traits?
...Do I have to tell you?
You've never hesitated to ask me for help before.
No, she's my assistant.
...
I've been busy.
Busy. Right.
Huh...
So this meter lets other people check worldline divergence?
You want to be introduced? Properly?
It's unnatural notâ‘° to be introduced in this situation!
Not entirely. But there are several points in his story I do agree with.
Really? I can't see it as anything but fiction.
And that's why we must investigate the phenomenon of sending emails to the past. You shall assist me!
No.
Meaning?
Leap to an even earlier time.
Y-yeah?
I wasn't crying or anything, okay!?
Looks like my assistant has zero naming sense.
I don't want to hear that from a chuunibyou headcase like you.
You've glared at me before, haven't you?
That's because you keep doing pervy--