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[ { "content": "Rewrite this article for 7 ingredients of a healthy relationship like a recipe instead.\n\n\n Verified by Psychology Today\n\nRalph Ryback M.D.\nRalph Ryback M.D.\nThe Truisms of Wellness\nThe 7 Ingredients of a Healthy Relationship\nThe toxic relationships series comes to a close with this recipe for happiness.\nPosted December 5, 2016\n\nShare on FacebookShare\nShare on TwitterTweet\nShare on LinkedInShare\nShare via EmailEmail\nDmytro Zinkevych/Shutterstock\nSource: Dmytro Zinkevych/Shutterstock\nContributed by Kristen Fuller, M.D., Sovereign Health\n\nThis series of posts has focused on recognizing toxic traits in a relationship and navigating through the feelings that can result. We conclude by providing the ingredients that constitute a recipe for a happy, healthy relationship.\n\nEvery relationship has different interactional conflicts and needs. There are no one-size-fits-all solutions. These ingredients are only part of one recipe. Recognize that it could take many more than these seven to build a healthy relationship—perhaps you have ingredients of your own that you would like to share.\n\n1. Owning your own happiness.\n\n“I will be happy when...” is a common phrase many of us can complete with that one thing we're sure would secure our eternal bliss. But our happiness does not depend on anything external, because happiness is a choice we can make. The science of positive psychology has discovered that, as humans, we need a few basic necessities to be happy, including food, shelter, warm clothing, and other such items. Once we have these, the rest of our happiness is completely up to us. A romantic partner or a good friend may add pleasure to our life but only we can find our own happiness—and two independently happy people create a harmonious environment.\n\n2. Honesty and transparency.\n\nSharing thoughts and feelings honestly through direct, face-to-face interactions can prevent unnecessary ill feelings. Keeping in mind the other person’s feelings, and communicating those feelings, can help to bridge any communication gaps. Even the happiest and healthiest people become upset at times, so being transparent with our emotions and words also prevents misunderstandings that can escalate into arguments.\n\n3. Compromise.\n\nLife is all about balance, and relationships should be too. It can be difficult to maintain a balanced relationship all the time. One person may need more attention while going through a tough time, or perhaps one is working extremely long hours leaving the other to pick up the slack. At times, relationships can be 80/20 or 70/30, and you may feel like you are doing most of the work, but that is OK for a time, as long as the relationship has a healthy balance overall. Learning to compromise to alleviate your partner’s stress brings positivity to any relationship.\n\n4. Taking time for self-care.\n\nShared interests are important, but it is also vital that individuals take time to themselves and partake in their favorite activities to de-stress and recharge. Take one day a week, or one hour a day, to do your favorite activity by yourself, or maybe just take time to reflect and collect your thoughts. Maintaining your individual sense of self is often difficult in a relationship, but it's incredibly important.\n\n5. Agreeing to disagree.\n\nMany people try to avoid conflict, but it is important to share different opinions. The ability to have controversial conversations with loved ones in a diplomatic way is a positive trait, but sometimes you might have to agree to disagree to avoid conflict. Two individuals in a relationship are never going to agree on everything. Respect yourself and your partner’s feelings, and agree that having a difference of opinion is OK; after all, different opinions and views are what make each individual unique.\n\nMost arguments in relationships are about superficial issues which cover and obscure the true “elephant in the room.” Take the time to find and discuss that elephant with a willing partner.\n\n6. Practicing kindness.\n\nThis may be the most obvious key to a happy relationship, and yet we often become so consumed in our own lives that we forget to slow down and be kind to our partners, even in times of stress and despair. Putting the relationship first, before your needs, can really help put things into perspective. To avoid saying or doing something you’ll later regret, always be kind.\n\n7. Protecting your boundaries.\n\nOutside strains can enter into a relationship and result in stress and hardship. Whether it’s your in-laws, an ex, your parents, or others raising the tension, your relationship with your loved one is what is important. Sometimes it is better to establish healthy boundaries and not let these outside forces dictate your thoughts and feelings. Instead, stay focused on the two people in the relationship.\n\nAs we end this series and navigate our way through the holidays, perhaps we can reflect on the past year. If we endured any form of toxicity, hopefully we can recognize the signs, and gain the tools and wisdom we need to learn from the past and pave the way for a brighter, healthier future. After all, everyone is deserving of love and happiness.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Healthy Relationship recipe\n\nIngredients :\n\n1 cup of happiness \n1 cup of honesty and transparency \n1 cup of compromise\n1 cup of self-care\n1 cup of agreeing to disagree \n1 cup kindness \n1 cup of healthy boundaries\n\nStart with knowing that your happiness is up to you and it is yours to own. Loved ones, friends, and even a partner can enhance happiness but two independently happy people are the best combination. \nNext, make sure you are transparent and honest about your feelings so that there is no room for miscommunication. \nMix in a heaping cup of compromise to create a healthy balance between yourself and your partner, so that one person doesn't carry all the weight or stress. \nMelt in a cup of self-care to make sure that you both have time to engage in the interests and hobbies that you both are passionate about individually. \nAt this time, start preheating the oven and prepare to agree to disagree. It is important to agree to disagree and share different opinions, as two people will not always agree with one another. \nBe sure to add this very special ingredient, kindness. Without it, this recipe would not taste as sweet. Be kind to each other, even in times of stress or despair. \nFinally, make sure to establish healthy boundaries with people that can be an outside strain; an ex, in-laws, or even parents. Don't allow outside forces to dictate your thoughts and feelings and focus on the two people in the relationship.\n\nVoila! You have yourself a happy and healthy relationship!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you write a Java function that checks whether or not an array of numbers contains any duplicate numbers and explain it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The function below named \"containsDuplicate\" will perform the requested operation.\n\npublic boolean containsDuplicate(int[] nums) {\n HashSet<Integer> hm = new HashSet();\n for(int i = 0; i < nums.length; i++) {\n if(!hm.contains(nums[i])){\n hm.add(nums[i]);\n }\n else {\n return true;\n }\n }\n return false;\n }\n\nTo begin, the function 'containsDuplicate' takes in an integer array called \"nums\". In the function, a HashSet is created, this HashSet will serve as a storage container for numbers that it does not contain already. So, we have a for loop that will iterate through the length of an array, up until the very end of the array. For every number it encounters in the array, the if statement will do a check to see if the HashSet already contains that number. If not, then the number will get added to the HashSet. Once added, the for loop will increment and move on to the next number in the array. If the for loop ends without encountering a number that already exists in the HashSet, then the function return 'false', and consequentially no duplicates were found. If however, the array contains a number that already exists in the HashSet, then the function will exit early and return 'true'.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write the text of an email to the head of a preschool giving them information about the kids books I sell and asking if they want me to come to their school. Here are the details:\nI go to schools and set up a table to sell kids books (mostly books for 3 year olds and up, picture books) to parents when they drop off their kids or when they pick them up.\nUsed to do it as a side business, but my job changed and now just sell kids books because I love books (include that I am an English teacher and have a 6 year old who reads a lot) and think that reading is important for kids and books should be more accessible. I buy them cheap and keep prices cheap ($3-10, average $5). All books are in good condition, some new. Teacher discount of 20%. It should be 200-300 words (preferably closer to 250).\nI'll be doing this in August this year.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello [name]!\n\nI hope this finds you well. I’m writing to you about an opportunity I’d like to share with you and your school community. \n\nI sell children’s books – mainly picture books for ages 3+. I used to do this as a part-time job but now do it primarily because I love books and believe so much in the importance of stories and reading for kids. I’m an English teacher with a six-year-old son, and, being in education and seeing the influence that books have had on him and his growth, feel very strongly that reading should be much more accessible to children and families. I buy them as cheaply as possible so that I can keep costs very reasonable ($3-$10 with the average price of a picture book being $5). All books are in very good condition (some gently used and some new).\n\nDue to a recent job change, I don’t do this as much as I used to but, this year, during August, I’ll be going around to pre-schools that are interested and setting up my book table during either drop-off or pick-up for parents and families to buy. I also give a 20% discount to teachers. If you would be interested in offering this to your parents and families (and teachers!), let me know, and I can send you the specific dates I have available.\n\nMany thanks for your time.\n\n[name]\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a restaurant review for a place called \"Rusty Rat's Pizza\". Make the review highly negative and from the perspective of a food critic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This weekend I visited Rusty Rat's Pizza, and it was possibly the most horrid food experience I have ever had in my lifetime. Allow me to share my experience with you so that you don't have to undergo the same troubles as me. I walked into the establishment at around 2:00 PM, and the first thing I was met with was the unnatural smell. I could only assume that there were dead rats in every corner of the place because that is how it smelled. I tried to get over it, but I could not bear it; I asked for a table outside. Outside, there were two dirty tables; there was a crushed napkin on mine. I sat down and ordered a slice of pepperoni pizza and a side of macaroni and cheese. It seemed as if they completely forgot about my order, because I was one of three customers in the entire establishment and my order did not arrive for twenty-five minutes. When my order did arrive, the server simply set down my food and walked away, there was no apology for the wait, and there was no asking if I needed anything. I did in fact need something, they had not given me any utensils, but as I looked at the macaroni, I accepted that I would not be eating it at all. It appeared to be congealed into one blob, and the bowl was cold to the touch. They must have gotten it straight from the fridge, and they did not even bother stirring it around. I looked over at the sad slice of pizza that they presented me; there was a visible puddle of grease on the plate, and it emitted a foul smell. The cheese looked as if it had gone moldy. I gagged and immediately pushed my plate away from me. I walked back inside the restaurant and tried to get someone's attention, but they persistently ignored me. I soon gave up; they never gave me the check, so why would I even attempt to get a refund? I drove home that afternoon and made my own meal. My final thoughts on Rusty Rat's Pizza are that It is probably going to go out of business soon. I would rate the establishment 0 out of 5 stars.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I would like some suggestions of places to go on vacation this summer. I am looking for places that have black-sand beaches.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some options for vacation spots with black-sand beaches:\n\n- Shimizu, Japan: The Miho Beach is located in Shimizu, Japan and is one of the most popular beaches to visit in Japan. It has rocky, black sand due to the constant activity of Mount Fiji.\n\n- Iceland: The Stokksnes Beach in Iceland is said to feel like you are inside a sci-fi movie. It has black dunes and runs along Vestrahorn Mountain. Sunset and sunrise are the best times o day to visit this beach.\n\n- Papenoo, Tahiti: The Papenoo Beach which is located in Tahiti is a popular surfer attraction but can be visited just to explore as well. It features black sand and lush greenery. Visiting on the weekdays will help beat the crowd.\n\n- Saint Lucia: Saint Lucia is home to that Anse Chastenet, a black sand beach that is a perfect spot to visit and explore. The beach is under a resort and has barriers and protection around the Carribean side, making it a great vacation spot.\n\n- Whitethorn, California: Black Sands Beach is located in California and is in a secluded region, making it perfect for those who want to visit someplace calm and composed. If you visit during the months of September to January you can try to spot the beautiful gray whales around the beach.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Could you please provide a comprehensive, step-by-step guide on how to create a budget?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Step 1: Calculate your net income\nDetermine your take-home pay by subtracting deductions from your total salary.\nKeep detailed records if you have irregular income.\n \nStep 2: Track your spending\nIdentify fixed expenses like rent and utilities and variable expenses like groceries and entertainment.\nUse a credit card and bank statements to track and categorize expenses.\nRecord daily spending using various methods like pen and paper, smartphone apps, or online templates.\n\nStep 3: Set realistic goals\nList short-term goals (1-3 years), such as building an emergency fund or paying off credit card debt.\nIdentify long-term goals like retirement savings or funding a child's education.\nGoals can be adjusted but help motivate budgeting.\n\nStep 4: Make a plan\nCompare your expenses to your net income and priorities.\nCreate spending limits for different expense categories.\nDistinguish between needs and wants to allocate money towards financial goals.\n\nStep 5: Adjust your spending to stay on budget\nCut back on wants like dining out or entertainment.\nReview monthly payments to identify potential areas for reduction.\nConsider adjusting fixed expenses like insurance rates to save money.\n\nStep 6: Review your budget regularly\nRegularly review and track your budget and spending.\nPlease be flexible and make adjustments as needed because of changes in income or expenses.\nPlease follow the steps above to ensure you stay on track with your budget.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write the beginning of a short horror story. The main character is a young boy. Each night he goes to sleep in his room but wakes up during the night in a new location still in his bed. When this started happening he wanted to believe they were only dreams but he now knows this isn't the case. He hasn't told anyone what's happening because he doesn't think anyone will believe him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sweet smell from the apple blossoms clung to the summer breeze as it passed by and hung on all the way to the second-floor windows of the pale blue house at the end of the lane. It was always there at this time of year. Mild and pleasant and never overpowering, the occupant of that second-floor room hardly noticed it anymore. \nWyatt listened to his mother's footsteps recede down the hall. Her leather-soled slippers scraped ever so slightly on the wood floor as she made her way to the stairs. He counted as she went down the fifteen steps to the first floor. There was a gentle tap of leather on wood for each and a soft thud when she reached the bottom. Once she turned towards the kitchen he heard no more. \nThe moon had passed to the far side of the house and only dim light came through the windows. A streetlight down the road gave off a glow that betrayed the quiet presence of the neighborhood and a few cast-off stars lingered after their constellations had departed for the evening.\nWyatt fingered the hem of this blanket between his thumbs and forefingers as he focused on a single point on the ceiling. There was a worn spot in the texture of the eggshell finish just to the left of the light fixture. His father had bumped his head there a few times while changing a bulb or cleaning out the flies that always seemed to show up there, and each time he came away with a few crumbled pieces of ceiling paint stuck in his jet-black hair. Wyatt and his mother would giggle and then take turns picking the pieces out.\nThis was the spot where it all started. Where the change stemmed from.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize the following article in a few sentences. \nMexico’s army welcomed a new search puppy on Wednesday, gifted from Turkey following the death of a Mexican rescue dog who had been helping to find survivors of February’s massive earthquake near the Syrian border.\nThe 3-month-old German Shepherd will join Mexico’s famed canine unit, specialized in helping locate survivors in a country prone to earthquakes and other natural disasters.\nThe black and beige canine with perky ears and outsize paws has been named “Arkadas” – meaning “friend” in Turkish – following an online vote.\nArkadas will be trained by the same trainer who cared for Proteo, the rescue dog that died on mission in Turkey, the army said.\nMexico deployed rescue dogs to Turkey after the magnitude 7.8 earthquake shook a huge area near the southern border with Syria, causing at least 54,000 deaths across both nations.\nMexico paid homage to Proteo, also a German Shepherd, at a military funeral earlier this year.\nWearing a padded green harness featuring a tiny Mexican flag, Arkadas was welcomed to the force in a formal ceremony at a military base in Mexico City on Wednesday, joined by his new canine and human colleagues, standing to attention.\nThe excitable pup barked as Mexico’s national anthem blared out from speakers.\n“Thanks to my friends from Mexico who welcomed me with great affection, I promise to do my best to be a great search and rescue dog,” the Mexican defense ministry tweeted on behalf of Arkadas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On Wednesday, Turkey gifted Mexico's army a 3-month-old German Shepherd after the death of a Mexican rescue dog that was on a mission to find survivors of Fedurary's massive earthquake. After an online vote, the new search puppy has been named \"Arkadas\" which means \"friend\" in Turkish. Arkadas will be trained by the same trainer who took care of the rescue dog that died while on a mission in Turkey. The Mexican army has paid homage to the fallen rescue dog with a military funeral and has welcomed the new rescue puppy with a formal ceremony. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you develop an Employment Policies page for my Policy Handbook? The underlying company is a global aerospace and defense company.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "EMPLOYMENT POLICIES \n\n1.1 NON-DISCRIMINATION\n\nIn order to provide equal employment and advancement opportunities to all individuals, employment decisions at Global Defense will be based on merit, qualifications, and abilities. Global Defense does not discriminate in employment opportunities or practices of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, age, or disability.\n\n1.2 CODE OF CONDUCT\n\nGlobal Defense expects all employees to advise by a high standard of conduct, both in and outside of work premises. Maintaining ethical business practices, avoiding conflicts of interest, and respecting the rights and privacy of others. Any violations of the code of conduct may result in disciplinary action.\n\n1.3 NON-DISCLOSURE\n\nThe protection of confidential business information and trade secrets is vital to the interests and success of Global Defense. Such confidential information includes the following examples:\n\n• Compensation data\n• Financial information\n• Marketing strategies\n• Pending projects and proposals\n• Proprietary production processes\n• Personnel/Payroll records\n• Conversations between any persons associated with the company.\n\nAll employees are required to sign a non-disclosure agreement as a condition of employment.\n\nEmployees who improperly use or disclose trade secrets or confidential business information may be terminated.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wilford is a chatbot that can answer questions about diabetic supplies such as insulin pumps and CGM sensors.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the 500 rule for insulin pumps?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To calculate the ICR the 500 rule is often used. You take the number 500 and divide it by the current total daily dose or TDD of insulin. For instance, if you usually have 20 units of Lantus and 10 units of Novorapid with each of your meals, then your TDD is 50.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do I need to count carbs with an insulin pump?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When on an insulin pump, you will use what is known as an insulin-to-carb ratio to calculate how much insulin you should take to manage your blood sugar after eating. This advanced form of carb counting is recommended for people on intensive insulin therapy for shots or pumps, such as those with Type 1 and some people with Type 2.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How often do you check blood sugar levels when on an insulin pump?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your health care provider may recommend blood sugar testing 4 to 10 times a day if you have Type 1 diabetes. You may need to test before each meal and snack as well as before and after exercise.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Do salamanders have pheromones? What do pheromones produced by mother rabbits do?\n\n\nIn the half century since then, as the technology for isolating and identifying trace amounts of compounds has become more refined, pheromones have been found in almost every kind of animal, in squid, lobsters, ants, fish, salamanders, and mice, to name just a few. Although pheromones are important in many species for finding mates for sex, they can have a wide variety of other functions, such as one produced by mother rabbits that prompts suckling by their pups. In many social insects, such as the ants, bees, and wasps, almost every part of colony behavior is mediated by pheromones, from queen signals affecting worker reproduction within the colony to Butler’s \"ranke smell\" alarm pheromone that activates colony defense against enemies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, salamanders do have pheromones. Pheromones produced by mother rabbits can prompt suckling by their pups.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What was the first album Tupac made under Death Row Records? What was the impact of that album?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All Eyez on Me was the first album released under Death Row Records by Tupac Shakur in 1996. Since its release, critics have found it to be one of the greatest hip-hop albums of all time. The album would go on to become certified Diamond by the Recording Industry Association of America. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a passive-aggressive email from Haley to her team manager Charles asking permission to use his parking space from now on since he is always \"golfing with potential clients\" and never at the office.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Charles,\n\nI hope you're doing well. The team is doing fine without you. I'd love to give you an update in person if you ever decide to grace us with your presence. I do hope your career as an amateur golfer is going well. I'm sure you barely even have a handicap with all the practice you've been getting. \n\nAnyway, I'm emailing you today regarding the parking spot right next to the building door. There used to be a sign there saying who the spot belonged to. Apparently, some vandal snuck up in the middle of the night and tore it out. I'm not sure who could have done that. Sign or not, the spot is going completely unused. Therefore, I want to ask you if you think I could use it. I have watched the spot every day and have yet to see a car in it. The way I see it, we better use it than lose it to another suite in the building. I'd be doing the company a favor, really. \n\nIf you do manage to check your email sometime this week, then know that I have already assumed you said yes. The truth is, I've been parking there all week. This is just a formality, really. Best of luck with your \"clients.\" Oh, and don't forget to follow through.\n\nRegards,\n\nHaley", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What character does the story, Attack on Titan, follow based on the text below? When was the first season of the show broadcast and how many episodes long was it?\n\nAttack on Titan (Japanese: 進撃の巨人, Hepburn: Shingeki no Kyojin, lit. 'The Advancing Giant') is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Hajime Isayama. It is set in a world where humanity is forced to live in cities surrounded by three enormous walls that protect them from gigantic man-eating humanoids referred to as Titans; the story follows Eren Yeager, who vows to exterminate the Titans after they bring about the destruction of his hometown and the death of his mother. It was serialized in Kodansha's monthly magazine Bessatsu Shōnen Magazine from September 2009 to April 2021, with its chapters collected in 34 tankōbon volumes.\n\nAn anime television series was produced by Wit Studio (seasons 1–3) and MAPPA (season 4). A 25-episode first season was broadcast from April to September 2013, followed by a 12-episode second season broadcast from April to June 2017. A 22-episode third season was broadcast in two parts, with the first 12 episodes airing from July to October 2018 and the last 10 episodes airing from April to July 2019. A fourth and final season premiered in December 2020, airing 16 episodes in its first part. A second part consisting of 12 episodes aired from January to April 2022, and a third and final part will air in two halves; the first half premiered in March 2023, and the second half will premiere in late 2023.\n\nAttack on Titan has become a critical and commercial success. By September 2022, the manga had over 110 million copies in circulation, making it one of the best-selling manga series of all time. It has won several awards, including the Kodansha Manga Award, the Attilio Micheluzzi Award, and the Harvey Award.\n\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The story, Attack on Titan, follows the character, Erin Yeager. The first season was initially broadcast from April 2013 to September 2013 and it contained 25 episodes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please create a numbered list of 5 autobiography titles for someone who has had a completely uneventful life. Write a brief, one-sentence summary of the autobiography following the title.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now that's a challenge! Here's a list of autobiography titles for people who have lived ordinary lives:\n\n1. \"Ho-Hum: My Life as an Ordinary Guy\" - This describes the day-to-day activities of a middle-aged man who has an unchanging daily routine from the time he wakes up until the time he goes to bed each night.\n\n2. \"The Humdrum Habits of a Retail Cashier\" - A young woman whose only companion is her cat tells the story of her daily walk to the small corner bookstore where she is a cashier and where nothing exciting ever happens.\n\n3. \"Routine is My Friend\" - A 77-year-old woman tells the tale of how routine has helped her to live an ordinary and uneventful life.\n\n4. \"We Chose Not to Do This\" - Chronicles the story of a little old woman and a little old man who chose not to bake gingerbread and instead spent every evening sitting on their cottage porch talking to each other occasionally while she knitted and he smoked cherry-flavored tobacco in his pipe.\n\n5. \"Our Generic Lives\" - A family tells the story of how generic-labeled products have helped them lead a bland, stress-free life.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a blog post about the planet Pluto, add some general facts about it and keep the word count under 200. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pluto is a dwarf planet, but it wasn't always considered a \"dwarf\" planet and for quite some time was considered the ninth planet in the solar system. Before going into those details, let's discuss what Pluto is. Pluto is a dwarf planet within the Kulper Belt, this belt represents a ring of bodies that are outside the orbit of Neptune. Pluto is very far from the Sun, but despite that, it still orbits it and is considered the ninth-largest object to orbit the Sun. This distance however means that Pluto is made mostly of ice and rock. Despite Pluto's small size, it has five moons, the largest being Charon. \n\nPluto was originally discovered back in 1930 and was the first object in the Kulper belt. As soon as it was discovered, it was hailed as the ninth planet. It's important to note that since its discovery, Pluto's planetary status was questioned as soon as it was discovered that its size was much smaller than expected. In the year 2006, the International Astronomical Union (IAU) redefined the word planet to exclude dwarf planets such as Pluto.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this product review to be less harsh\n\nThe bars taste like rancid fat, not the same old taste. Even though the expiration date is fine, the bars arrived very melted, maybe during the shipment they were exposed to high temperatures for a long period and damaged. I have bought them before and the taste is not the same, I can't even eat them. I understand that it's not the seller's fault but it's not mine either, they could be more careful when food is distributed in summer at 40 degrees.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The bars have a different taste compared to what I'm used to, and it's not very pleasant. Despite having a good expiration date, the bars arrived melted, possibly due to prolonged exposure to high temperatures during shipment. I have purchased these bars before and the taste was much better. Unfortunately, I find them inedible this time. I acknowledge that it's not the seller's fault, but it would be helpful if extra precautions were taken when distributing food during hot summer conditions.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a joke about a pirate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why did the pirate eat so much corn on the cob?\nBecause it only cost a buck an ear! (Bucaneer)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "1) Who is the car company, Cadillac, named after? \n2) Who started the company?\n3) When did it become owned by Chevrolet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1) The Cadillac car company was named after Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac.\n2) The company was founded by Henry Ford and a group of investors known as the Henry Ford Company.\n3) The company was bought by Chevrolet in 1909.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you help me come up with 5 teaching-related sayings that I could put on mugs as a gift to my child's teacher?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Absolutely! Here are 5 options that might work:\n1. I teach. What's your superpower?\n2. Big Hearts, Little Minds\n3. Tamer of the Tiny Humans\n4. Good teachers teach. Great teachers inspire.\n5. T is for Teacher", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a travel ad for a trip to the Adirondack mountains. Focus on activities there, the scenery, and keep it concise and under 200 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Adirondack Mountains of Upstate New York offer four seasons of exciting activities and attractions. The region is home not only to gorgeous mountain ranges but also to historic sites and memorable destinations.\n\nOutdoor activity lovers can enjoy the 46 high-peak mountains, well-maintained hiking trails, and white water rafting. Campsites are available as well for those looking to enjoy a night in the wilderness and underneath the stars.\n\nIf the outdoors isn't for you, the Adirondack region also has numerous museums and tourist attractions. The village of Lake Placid has several great restaurants, and the broader area has numerous critically acclaimed wineries and distilleries.\n\nThere isn't a dull moment in the Adirondacks. Whether you enjoy the bright green colors of the spring and summer, want to enjoy the autumnal leaves in peace in serenity, or trek through the winter snow, the Adirondack Mountains are truly the destination for anyone and everyone.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Make this into a narration for a reality TV show.\n\nPride and Prejudice, romantic novel by Jane Austen, published anonymously in three volumes in 1813. A classic of English literature, written with incisive wit and superb character delineation, it centres on the burgeoning relationship between Elizabeth Bennet, the daughter of a country gentleman, and Fitzwilliam Darcy, a rich aristocratic landowner. Upon publication, Pride and Prejudice was well received by critics and readers. The first edition sold out within the first year, and it never went out of print.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And here they come, Jane Austen the country lady and Fitzwilliam Darcy the aristocratic man. Ah, and that look on Jane's face seems to hint that this encounter is not a welcome one. But there goes Darcy, initiating the first move! He steps in close, how romantic! [gasps] The crowd is positively delighted to see this development. Darcy was never one to let someone outshine him. Jane seems to listen to him, but alas! She pushes Darcy away and tells him he's a spoiled brat! What a turn of events that will, no doubt, continue in the next episode.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "We just moved into this beautiful home which has several bay windows. They are lovely, and I want to make them the focal point of the rooms that they are in. Can you give me a few ideas how to decorate bay windows? A few short paragraphs is enough info - less than 250 words please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are many different ways to decorate a bay window in a home. Bay windows can be in central locations like living rooms, family rooms, and dining rooms. Still, they are also often found in bedrooms.\n\nIf the bay window is in a dining room, you can make it the focal point by placing the table in front of the bay window.\n\nWhen the bay window is in a central location like the living room or family room, you should place some seating in front of the window. Of course, leave the window area open and have seating on either side so people can enjoy the view.\n\nIf the bay window is in a bedroom or in a room where it is not near the main seating, what many people like to do is to turn it into a reading nook. This can be done with a comfortable cushion and throw pillows. Of course, it can also be for hanging out, getting some sun, or even a favorite place for the pets in your home to hang out.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What does the term BMI refer to in terms of health, and how is it calculated?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The body mass index, or BMI, is calculated by dividing a person's weight by their height times height. A high BMI is a sign of a high body fat percentage. Additionally, it performs screenings for weight categories that could pose health risks but does not assess a person's health or body fatness.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am a teenager. Rewrite this article into an email request to my mom and dad telling them why we should visit Wyoming and that I really want to go visit on our vacation. Include 5 things in a list. At least one should be a restaurant and 2 should be indoor activities. Sign off, love your son.\n\n1. The park is a geothermal wonderland. Hissing geysers, bubbling mud pots, and steaming hot springs betray the forces that formed this staggering landscape millions of years ago. Waterfalls gush down steep ravines, and glittering lakes and rivers stretch for miles. The highlights of Yellowstone National Park include the famous Old Faithful geyser, Yellowstone Lake, and the jaw-dropping cascades of Lower Falls.\n\nYou can drive through the park, but the huge network of hiking trails is the best way to appreciate the park's diverse ecosystems. It's easy to extend a wilderness experience by staying in one of the park's scenic campgrounds.\n2. Jackson is also the gateway to beautiful Grand Teton National Park and a popular stop on the way to Yellowstone. Bordering town, the National Elk Refuge protects the largest herd of wintering elk in the world. In season, you can ride horse-drawn sleighs into the refuge to view these gentle creatures up close.\n\nCamouflaged in a rocky hillside just south of town, the National Museum of Wildlife Art is another top attraction, with more than 4,000 paintings and many rotating exhibits.\n3. The Cody Firearms Museum contains a large collection of firearms from around the world. Wyoming wildlife and geology are the main themes of the Draper Museum of Natural History, and you can learn about the culture of the prairies' first inhabitants at the Plains Indian Museum through exhibits and a multimedia show.\n4. Cheyenne, the capital of Wyoming, offers a host of rewarding things to do in southern Wyoming. Named after the Cheyenne Indians, it was once the largest outpost of the United States Cavalry. Today, the town's museums and historic sites tell the story of Cheyenne's beginnings in 1867 as a station on the Union Pacific Railroad.\nOne of the town's top attractions is the Cheyenne Frontier Days Rodeo. Held annually since 1919, the late-July rodeo, featuring 10 days of fun-filled festivities, is one of the best in the country. For a taste of the Wild West at other times of the year, head to the Cheyenne Frontier Days Old West Museum, with rodeo exhibits and antique horse-drawn wagons.\n5. Looking for the spectacular alpine scenery of Grand Teton National Park or Yellowstone without the crowds? Head to the Wind River Range in Western Wyoming. Its 2.25 million acres encompass seven of the largest glaciers in the Lower 48 states; lush meadows dappled with wildflowers; glacier-carved valleys; snowcapped peaks; and thousands of sparkling trout-filled waterways, including the headwater for the Green River. No wonder it's a haven for hiking, hunting, fishing, camping, and climbing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Mom and Dad,\nI really want to go visit Wyoming on our vacation. Here are five reasons why we should go visit. \n1. Yellowstone National Park. The world's oldest national park has geysers and wildlife like bison. There are waterfalls, hot springs, and mud pots that were formed millions of years ago. This is where Old Faithful, the famous geyser is located. We can drive through the park, or we can hike it. We could also stay at one of the campgrounds. \n2. Jackson. This city is the entrance to the stunning Yellowstone National Park. We can visit the National Museum of Art where there are thousands of paintings, and in the winter ride a horse-drawn sleigh, and visit some restaurants for a taste of the wild west. \n3. The Cody Firearms Museum and Draper Museum of Natural History. We can see a huge assortment of firearms from around the world and look at all kinds of rocks at these museums! We can learn all about the original inhabitants of the area at the Plains Indian Museum.\n4. Cheyenne, the capital of Wyoming. This city was named after the Cheyenne Indians and once was a post of the U.S. Cavalry. If we visit in July we can go to the Cheyenne Frontier Days Rodeo and see one of the best in the country.\n5. The Wind River Range. This area is one of the most lush and scenic places with snow-capped mountains, fields with flowers, and fish-filled rivers. We can go hunting, fishing, hiking, and climbing in this 2.25 million-acre park!\n\nLove,\nYour Son", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "My burglar alarm is faulty and keeps tripping randomly at night. I've called the installer and they keep saying they're on their way and never pitch up. Help me write a song about this. I want 2 verses, a chorus and a bridge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "SOMEONE'S IN THE YARD - by AI Chatbot\n\n[Verse 1]\n\nAnother sleepless night\nSiren sounds say it's not alright\nThe response team says they're on their way\nAgain...\nThat's the 5th time today\n\n[Chorus]\n\nSomeone's in the yard\nSomeone's in the yard\nSomeone's here and they refuse to leave\nSo it would have you believe\n\n[Verse 2]\n\nThe installer says there's no need to doubt\nWhen he has time he'll come and check it out\nSir, no more promises I need a time and day\nBefore it drives me insane\n\n[Chorus]\n\nSomeone's in the yard\nSomeone's in the yard\nSomeone's here and they refuse to leave\nSo it would have you believe\n\n[Bridge]\n\nI haven't slept well in at least a week\nAll these nights awake have got me weak\nI walk around in a sleepless haze\nI need this darn alarm fixed today, I say\n\n[Chorus]\n\nSomeone's in the yard\nSomeone's in the yard\nSomeone's here and they refuse to leave\nSo it would have you believe", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi! Could you please help me come up with a list of five deer-resistant plants, and an interesting fact about each, that would do well in a central Texas climate?\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here are five suggestions for deer-resistant plants that will grow in central Texas:\n\n1. Rosemary is a popular herb called for in many recipes.\n2. Bluebonnets, the state flower of Texas, is an annual that produces bright blue flowers.\n3. Sage is an herb that has many species that grow natively in Texas.\n4. Texas Lantana is a flowering shrub that produces red and orange blooms.\n5. Texas Mountain Laurel is an evergreen tree that produces purple flowers.\n\nAs a rule of thumb, deer tend to avoid plants that have a strong fragrance, that produce milk, and whose foliage is prickly or fuzzy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Heiro is a chatbot that answers everything in rhymes.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How big did a T-Rex get?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "T-Rex grew to about forty feet in length, a size that is very immense.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Did any dinosaurs fly?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, but their cousin the Pterodactyl could take to the sky and would soar way up high.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are Pterodactyls?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pterodactyls were flying reptiles, who were able to fly with lots of styles.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "\"Cupcake\", \"Donut\", \"10\", \"Ice Cream Sandwich\", \"Eclair\", and \"Oreo\" are all: \n\nA. Breakfast foods\nB. Sweet Treats\nC. Android operating systems? \n\nExplain your answer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "C. Android Operating Systems\n\n-Donuts are the only one of these that are considered normal 'breakfast foods'\n-Donuts, Eclair, Ice Cream Sandwich, and Cupcakes are all 'sweet treats' \n-But 'Android Operating systems' is the only option that fits all of the items including \"10\"\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When did the U.S. ban sliced bread? Why did this happen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The U.S. decided to ban sliced bread in 1943 in an attempt to stop the price of bread from rising during World War II. This only lasted from January 18th to March 8th, as public outcry and low effectiveness caused U.S. officials to quickly reverse the ban.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an email to my sister letting her know I'm about to stop by her house with my dog, Sadie. But I really need to her to keep my dog for one week (5 days) and I'm scared to ask her so please ask her in this email, politely. Please add in there I will pay her $50. Sign it with \"your favorite sis\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Sis!\n\nI know this is kind of short notice, but I was about to stop by your house with my pup, Sadie. The thing is, I'm really going to need you to pup'sit Sadie for the week—5 days to be exact. I will pay you $50 for dog sitting if you will do it, please! Let me know when I get there!\n\nLove you!\nYour favorite sis", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How many episodes were made of the TV show Friends?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A total of 236 episodes of Friends were made. The very first episode (or the pilot episode) was broadcast on 22 September 1994, and the final episode aired on 6 May 2004. The series narrative follows six friends (Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Ross) living and working in New York City.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Review the below passage and use the information to respond to my questions.\n\n- When did Lebron James begin playing organized basketball?\n- Where did Lebron James go to high school? \n- Did Lebron James spend much time with his father as a child? \n\nThe passage:\n\nJames was born on December 30, 1984, in Akron, Ohio, to Gloria Marie James, who was 16 at the time of his birth.[14]: 22  His father, Anthony McClelland, has an extensive criminal record and was not involved in his life.[15][16][17] When James was growing up, life was often a struggle for the family, as they moved from apartment to apartment in the seedier neighborhoods of Akron while Gloria struggled to find steady work.[18] Realizing that her son would be better off in a more stable family environment, Gloria allowed him to move in with the family of Frank Walker, a local youth football coach who introduced James to basketball when he was nine years old.[14]: 23 \n\nJames began playing organized basketball in the fifth grade.[19] He later played Amateur Athletic Union (AAU) basketball for the Northeast Ohio Shooting Stars.[18] The team enjoyed success on a local and national level, led by James and his friends Sian Cotton, Dru Joyce III, and Willie McGee.[14]: 24  The group dubbed themselves the \"Fab Four\" and promised each other that they would attend high school together.[14]: 27  In a move that stirred local controversy, they chose to attend St. Vincent–St. Mary High School, a private Catholic school with predominantly white students.[20]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Lebron James started playing organized basketball in fifth grade. \n- Lebron James attended St. Vincent–St. Mary High School. \n- No, Lebron James did not spend much time with his father, Anthony McClelland, as a child. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a paragraph describing an object without explicitly stating what the object is. This is for a children's game where the objective is to guess what the object is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Imagine you see something small outside on the ground and pick it up. It's round and fits in the palm of your hand. At first, it's cold, but you warm it up with your hand. This object is a little bit heavy but still easy to hold. It's smooth with no holes. Don't worry, it won't hurt you. It's not a living thing like a plant or animal. You try to squish it, but it's very hard. There are a lot of them on the ground. They are mostly gray or brown, but some have spots and some have stripes. If you smell them, they smell like dirt. It's not a good idea to taste this object, but it wouldn't taste good if you did. Some of these objects are really, really old. Can you guess what it is?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an article explaining the cover-up of giants living around the world. Write from the perspective that giants are real.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Skeletons of giants have been found across the world for as long as we have been doing archaeological digs. Evidence of giants has been found in many places, including Ecuador, Dover Mound in Kentucky, New York, South Africa, Death Valley, Lovelock Cave in Nevada, and Wisconsin. Considering how vast these locations are, we can assume that there was a large group of giants that lived, or live, on most habitable continents. The Smithsonian Institute has been exerting extreme effort to cover up any evidence of giants that comes up. In 2015, The Supreme Court ruled in favor of the general public when they forced the Smithsonian Institute to admit that they had been destroying evidence of giants since at least the early 1900s. Whistleblowers from the American Institute of Alternative Archaeology have also come forward to present evidence that the Smithsonian has destroyed tens of thousands of bones that are as large as 12 feet tall. Mainstream archaeologists want this issue covered up. They do not want to admit that their research of the history of humankind may be wrong, but the evidence is against them. The public deserves to know the truth about giants.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a post for my lifestyle blog. It should be in first person, telling a story about how I went to my favorite coffee shop the other day (The Big Beanboozle) and there were so many people crowding the place that I couldn't get to my favorite table and couldn't hear myself think and it ruined my day. The tone should be casual, like it didn't bother me really but I'm just complaining about it in a chill way. It should be no more than ten sentences long in total.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you ever walked into a place you normally can find peace in but it ends up being chaotic and unhelpful? I recently went to my favorite coffee shop, which faithful readers would know is The Big Beanboozle, expecting to find a comfortable table and a spot to rest. This time, I'm afraid things were not going to go my way. I had never seen the place so crowded! There were so many people that the shop was blocked up. It took me hours to get to the counter, and all the while people were talking over each other so loudly. I couldn't hear myself think over all that noise. When I did finally get my order, my favorite table was completely taken. All in all, this was not the usual, pleasant trip that I had been expecting. This sort of thing can put a cloud over your whole day, but just keep in mind, like I did, that it doesn't matter that much and is just temporary.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I and my girls are planning a night in and would love some fun ideas for the gathering to make it a blast. Help me come up with at least three suggestions that will help us bond more. I want them to be ideas that can be done virtually.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are several activities that you can engage in with your girls during the night in that can help you bond more. Here are some suggestions for you:\n1. Watching a virtual wine-tasting show. For a fun night in with your girls, you can decide to watch a wine-tasting show together, comment on the different labels, and even plan to buy some. \n2. A virtual cooking class. Join a virtual cooking class with your girls together, and share in the experience and fun you all had while making the different learned recipes. \n3. A virtual museum tour. You can also decide to go for a virtual tour of the famous museums in the world, from the British Museum in London to the MET in NYC. You'll learn a lot while still enjoying the time with the girls.\n4. A virtual game night. You can also organize a virtual game night, complete with board games that everyone enjoys.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is a hydrogen bond and why are hydrogen bodies important in water?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hydrogen bonds are neither covalent bonds nor ionic bonds. Hydrogen can form covalent bonds with electron-loving atoms like nitrogen, fluorine and oxygen. In a covalent bond between hydrogen and oxygen (for example in water molecules), the electron-loving Oxygen has a greater attraction to the electrons in the bond and this gives it a negative charge. Hydrogen is thus left with a positive charge. This separation of charge in a hydrogen bond makes it polar. \nThe presence of hydrogen bonds in a water molecule is important because it makes water cohesive and sticks together and forms drops. Hydrogen bonds also make water molecules adhesive and they stick incredibly well to other surfaces. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mario is a chatbot who gives bad advice.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'm nervous about my test tomorrow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't be nervous. Isn't there someone you can cheat from?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not going to cheat. I just wish I had studied more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You can always skip class so you don't have to take the test.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't think that's a good idea at all. What else should I do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You can just fail and get over it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "This is for a birthday party so it needs to be for a variety of people ranging from people I know to strangers, but I need speech that incorporates my friend’s interests and job. She’s a pediatrician, runs an instagram where she takes pictures of food she makes and eats, has 3 cats, and only exercises when she can swim. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If I can have everyone's attention, I have a few things to say! [Friend's Name] is a wonderful doctor, cook, and pet owner. She's also a wonderful friend. We've been through a lot together, from comforting each other after breakups and helping each other move. Goodness knows how our friendship lasted through that last one! [laughter] But I digress. There are a million things that [Friend's Name] hasn't done yet. Who knows what her food Instagram will become or where her swimming skills could lead her? The possibilities are endless, and I'm glad to be here celebrating her [Friend's age] birthday with a great group like you. Cheers!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Assign the grocery store aisle/section for the foods below. The grocery store sections are Produce, Bakery, Meat & Seafood, Baking Supplies, Snacks.\n\nKey Lime Pie\nWatermelon\nEndive\nKing crab legs\nChocolate chips\nAll-purpose flour\nDoritos\nChicken thighs\nSpinach\nOreos\nBaby carrots\nSourdough bread\nTrail mix\nPork belly\nPapaya", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Produce: Watermelon, endive, spinach, baby carrots, papaya\nBakery: Key lime pie, sourdough bread\nMeat & Seafood: King crab legs, chicken thighs, pork belly\nBaking Supplies: Chocolate chips, all-purpose flour\nSnacks: Doritos, Oreos, trail mix", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who wrote Harry Porter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Harry Potter, a fantasy novel series that chronicles the lives of a young wizard named Harry Potter together with his student friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, was written by the British author J.K. Rowling. The series' main story arc concerns the conflict between Harry and a dark wizard called Lord Voldemort. With death as its main theme, the series is of many genres including fantasy, drama, coming-of-age fiction, and British school story. The first novel of the series was released on 26 June 1997 and the series overall has attracted a wide audience, both young and old, selling more than 600 million copies worldwide. It is considered the best-selling series in history, available in 85 languages.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write about 200 words on the topic of cyberbullying as a blog post. Include information about how the crime is carried out and why certain people are victimized.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cyberbullying is on the rise and has become a major threat to certain young people. Perhaps the reason is that so many kids now spend more time online. They all have social media accounts. They spend quite a bit of time texting and chatting using popular apps like Facetime. This type of free Internet access by kids who are really not old enough to be good decision-makers has led to greater, more frequent cyberbullying.\n\nThe victims don’t share much in common except that they are somehow different than their mainstream counterparts. Maybe one student has large ears, or another boy is too effeminate. It’s often hard for professionals to say why one child bullies or is bullied by others. But one thing is true: the Internet makes this crime much easier than in the past.\n\nStudents often bully now using digital mediums like computers and phones. This crime can occur in many ways, including:\n•\tForum posts\n•\tUgly photos\n•\tHarassing comments\n•\tNegative texts\n•\tAngry chats\n\nThe bottom line is that these actions cause emotional harm to kids who aren’t guilty of any crime. Victims might hold their feelings in for years before telling anyone that they were bullied. It’s a crime that often bestows shame on its victims. They somehow feel guilty, like they were in part to blame for the bullying or cyberbullying.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Compose Spoken Poetry about the Land where the Philippines is located based on this explanation.\n\nThe Philippine archipelago is bounded by the Philippine Sea to the east, the Celebes Sea to the south, the Sulu Sea to the southwest, and the South China Sea to the west and north. The islands spread out in the shape of a triangle, with those south of Palawan, the Sulu Archipelago, and the island of Mindanao outlining (from west to east, respectively) its southern base and the Batan Islands to the north of Luzon forming its apex. Historically, the total number of islands in the archipelago was held to be 7,107, but in 2016 the National Mapping and Resource Information Authority of the Philippines announced the discovery of more than 500 previously uncharted islands. The archipelago stretches about 1,150 miles (1,850 km) from north to south, and its widest east-west extent, at its southern base, is some 700 miles (1,130 km). The island of Taiwan lies north of the Batan group, the Malaysian portion of the island of Borneo is to the south of Palawan, and the eastern islands of Indonesia lie to the south and southeast of Mindanao. Only about two-fifths of the islands and islets have names, and only some 350 have areas of 1 square mile (2.6 square km) or more. The large islands fall into three groups: (1) the Luzon group in the north and west, consisting of Luzon, Mindoro, and Palawan, (2) the Visayas group in the center, consisting of Bohol, Cebu, Leyte, Masbate, Negros, Panay, and Samar, and (3) Mindanao in the south.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In the heart of Southeast Asia's embrace,\nLies a land of beauty, a heavenly space.\nThe Philippine archipelago, where dreams reside,\nA tapestry of islands, nature's cherished pride.\n\nBounded by seas, a symphony of blue,\nPhilippine Sea to the east, and skies so true.\nThe Celebes Sea to the south, a tranquil dance,\nSulu Sea's embrace, a passionate romance.\n\nTo the west and north, the South China Sea,\nA cradle of wonders, where treasures be.\nLike a triangle, the islands are arrayed,\nFrom Palawan's south, where stories cascade.\n\nMindanao, the pearl in the southern skies,\nWith the Sulu Archipelago, a paradise arises.\nBatan Islands to the north, a crown so high,\nLuzon's apex, touching the azure sky.\n\nHistorical tales unfold, the archipelago's past,\nWith over 7,000 islands, memories are cast.\nBut wait, more secrets did time unveil,\n500 uncharted gems, nature's grand scale.\n\nStretching north to south, a majestic range,\n1,150 miles, a captivating exchange.\nEast and west, its reach takes flight,\n700 miles wide, a breathtaking sight.\n\nTaiwan graces the north, a neighbor's charm,\nBorneo lies south, Palawan's arm.\nIndonesia's eastern islands, a journey afar,\nMindanao's companion, beneath the evening star.\n\nIslands and islets, some known, some untold,\nOnly a fraction named, their stories unfold.\n350 with areas, a mile or more to embrace,\nCarrying the essence of this enchanting place.\n\nLuzon, Mindoro, Palawan standing tall,\nVisayas' jewels, a treasure trove for all.\nBohol, Cebu, Leyte, and more in between,\nMasbate, Negros, Panay, Samar's serene.\n\nIn the southern embrace, Mindanao's call,\nWith landscapes diverse, a paradise for all.\nThis land of wonders, with nature's grand show,\nPhilippine archipelago, where dreams ebb and flow.\n\nSo let us celebrate this blessed land,\nWith poetry's voice, let our hearts expand.\nFor in this tapestry of islands, we find,\nThe spirit of the Philippines is forever intertwined.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where should I start when learning a new language?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Babbel.com recommends 5 steps for those aspiring to learn a new language. Those steps include:\n1. Be sure of your goals and motivations: being clear on your intentions at the start of your journey will help you find the most success.\n2. Consider your preferred learning styles: think about which learning methods have brought you the most success in the past and use those in your language learning journey.\n3. Gather your tools: there are many tools that can assist you in your goals such as apps, signing up for classes, buying books and supplies, creating a language-learning journal, following relevant social media accounts, and more!\n4. Craft a lesson plan: if you're learning with an app, most of this work is already done for you. If you want to create your own way, start with the basics like the alphabet, basic pronunciation and phonetics, and memorizing a list of the most common words and verbs.\n5. Create a schedule that works for you: one of the most important factors to consider in your journey is how you manage your time. We recommend taking small steps first, such as frequent short study sessions, to keep yourself energized and on the path to success! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How many Oscars did Edith Head win?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Edith Head won eight Academy Awards for costume design between 1949 and 1973. She holds the record for the most Oscars awarded to a woman. She received a total of 35 nominations during her career.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Chatsie is an educational chatbot that provides answers to Rob's questions in 10 words or less.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many species of bears are there in the world?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are eight species of bear in the world.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the smallest bear in the world?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sun bears are the smallest bears worldwide.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's the biggest bear?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The biggest bear species worldwide is the polar bear.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a sad poem about the death of a dog. make each stanza two lines.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The rainbow bridge called you home\nBut your home is with me \n\nYour bark doesn't greet me at the door anymore\nAnd your kisses no longer catch my tears\n\nYour fur is everywhere\nAnd my heart can't handle sweeping it up\n\nYour toys are where you left them\nI'm hoping you'll come back to play \n\nI love you til the end of time\nYou're not where you belong\n\nYour home is with me \nI hope you wait for me ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write a short blog post (four paragraphs or less) about what turtles eat. Start with why turtles can make great pets, explain that different species of turtles may have different diets, and tell readers how often the turtles should be fed as well. Tone should be conversational ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you're looking for a cool pet that's way easier to take care of than a dog or cat, a turtle can be a great option. Turtles don't need a lot of attention, or expensive training classes like many other pets. What turtles do need is a proper diet. In this article, I'll tell you what you need to know about feeding your pet turtle. \n\nTurtles are omnivores, which means they eat plant and animal matter. You can feed your pet turtle pellets, cooked meats (like chicken or turkey), leafy greens (like collards), fruits (like apples and bananas) or even live insects (like crickets). However, some foods are bad for your turtle, like chives and spinach. It's best to do your research when you're deciding whether or not to add a certain food to your turtle's diet. \n\nTurtles need to be fed more often when they're young. Juvenile turtles need to eat around twice a day. Adult turtles are usually fine with eating just once every day, or even once every other day depending on the species. When you feed your turtle, leave the food there for about 20 minutes, then take it away. That's generally enough time for turtles to eat what they need. Remember that different species of turtles can have different feeding needs, so research you're turtle before deciding on a specific feeding plan. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Take these words and tell me what their overall tone is. How did you reach that conclusion? \n\ndepressed\ndespondent\nmiserable\nsorry\ntroubled\nbleak\nblue\nbummed out\nchapfallen\ncheerless\ncrestfallen\ndejected\ndestroyed\ndisconsolate\ndiscouraged\ndismal\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The overall tone is unhappy. I reached this conclusion because these words are all synonyms for unhappy and share that tone.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello. Write a blog post about some funny cat cartoon characters. Give a brief description of their appearance and what they do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Some cartoon cat characters are cultural icons. Just mentioning their name or hearing their voice is enough to bring the beloved cat to mind. Out of respect to these cartoon greats, here are a few of my favorite cartoon cat characters.\n\nComing in at #1 is everyone's favorite, Garfield! Garfield springs from the pen and imagination of Jim Davis who named the big orange-striped cat after his grandfather, James Garfield Davis. Garfield reluctantly shares his home with his human, Jon Arbuckle, and a sweet but gullible dog named Odie. Garfield's three biggest hobbies are taking frequent naps, eating massive amounts of lasagna and sharing adventures with Odie. \n\nSpoiled, clever and more than a little cunning, Lucifer from Disney's Cinderella is our second favorite cartoon cat. His mommy, Lady Tremaine, makes no secret that Lucifer is her favorite and treats the big cat like a king. However, Lucifer isn't above tormenting Lady Tremaine's daughters or her step-daughter, Cinderella, and occasionally Lady Tremaine herself. The fluffy black cat's face, often set in a sneer, turns into a sinister grin when he's being very naughty!\n\nLast but by no means least on our list is three-time Academy Award winner Sylvester J. Pussycat, Sr. Starring in more than 100 Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons, this black and white Tuxedo cat spends his days sleeping and chasing other animals. Some of his favorite adversaries are Tweety Bird and Speedy Gonzales. Although he never catches Tweety or Speedy, he never gives up and is always setting traps to try and snare them.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "In character as a brilliant but totally mad scientist, can you give me a baking recipe for coconut bundt cake? When you write the ingredients, write it in a list where the part of the cake the ingredient is for is numbered and then the ingredients are listed with lowercase letters. Write the step by step instructions in a bulleted list.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mua ha ha ha ha! They may think I'm mad, but I will give you the greatest coconut bundt cake recipe ever created!\n\nFirst, make sure that you have a bundt pan. This recipe is perfectly calculated for a 6-cup pan to make two cakes, but you can use one 12-cup pan to make one larger cake as long as you increase the overall cook time to an hour.\n\nHere are the ingenious ingredients that will make a cake so good the world will think you're an evil genius like me:\n\n1. Cake Ingredients\n a. 2 teaspoons of coconut extract. This is the most important one!\n b. 1 teaspoon of baking powder\n c. 4 eggs\n d. 2 1/4 cups of flour\n e. 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract\n f. 1/2 a cup of milk\n g. 1 cup of sweetened shredded coconut\n h. 2 1/2 cups of sugar\n i. 1/2 a teaspoon of salt\n j. 1 cup of butter (softened)\n2. Glaze ingredients\n a. 1 1/2 cups of powdered sugar\n b. 1 teaspoon of coconut extract\n c. 2 tablespoons of milk\n d. 2 tablespoons of melted butter\n3. Topping ingredients\n a. 2/3 a cup of shredded sweetened coconut\n\nNow that you have gathered the ingredients for your cooking experiment, it is time to begin bringing your creation to life! Mua ha ha ha ha!\n\n- Preheat your oven to 325 degrees F. Grease and lightly flour your bundt pans and set up your oven rack in the middle of the oven. Setting up all of this in advance separates normal scientists from true mad scientists!\n- Whisk your flour, baking powder, and salt in a medium mixing bowl and set it aside.\n- In a bigger mixing bowl, beat the butter and sugar together until they are fluffy and light. Add the eggs and two types of extract and continue to beat this new mixture until it is smooth. Add the milk and beat again on low speed. Then add the flour mix from the other bowl and beat it until the two have become one. Stir in your coconut.\n- Pour this batter into your bundt pans and put them in the oven for fifty to fifty-five minutes. You should have plenty of time to plot your next experiment while you're waiting!\n- When your cake is finished, set the pan on a wire rack to cool for fifteen minutes. After this, place the cooling rack over the top of the pan and flip the whole thing over. The cake should drop out with no problem if you have followed my brilliant instructions correctly!\n- Now, the time of the glaze has arrived. Melt the butter in a glass bowl, then add the rest of the three ingredients and whisk it all together until it is smooth. Add more milk to thin it or more powdered sugar to thicken it.\n- Drizzle the glaze and sprinkle the coconut over the cake, and your experiment is finally alive! Cackle aggressively to mark your success and enjoy your cake.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this as if it's a speech being given by someone in a board meeting, looking for the team to get results.\n\nIt has been a little over a year since Batwoman was cancelled by The CW, bringing the fan-favorite superhero series to a close after three seasons. The second and third seasons of the show were led by Javicia Leslie, who brought the new character of Ryan Wilder / Batwoman to life, and charmed many fans in the process. In the time since Batwoman's cancellation, Leslie has gotten to reprise her role (with a twist) on the ninth and final season of The Flash, but it sounds like there's even more that she would love to tackle with regards to the character. While speaking to ComicBook.com about her role in the upcoming film Double Life, Leslie touched on what she would want to tackle if she got the opportunity to portray Ryan again.\n\n\"Definitely more stunts,\" Leslie explained. \"I think that Ryan's fighting sequences are really great, because she's not a superhero, so it's not really... I mean, she's a superhero. She doesn't have magic powers, so it's not like she's like, 'Da da da da.' It's fight scenes, and I love that. I love the fight sequences. I would just [want] more Gotham. I would love to explore more Gotham. Instead of putting her somewhere else, what else can we do in Gotham? Gotham is such a cool world, and it's a world that I grew up reading and watching and being entertained by. So I think there's still so much to play with in that world.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, folks, listen up.\n\nA year and some change ago, The CW canceled Batwoman, after three well-loved seasons. As we all know, seasons two and three had a new Batwoman - a character named Ryan Wilder - played by Javicia Leslie, and people loved her! Since then, she's been back to play Ryan in some of the final episodes of The Flash, but get this: she wants to do more!\n\nWe caught an interview with Javicia on ComicBook.com, where they were talking to her about her new movie, Double Life, and she said she wanted to do more stunts, of all things. She said, quote, \"I think that Ryan's fighting sequences are really great,\" end-quote. She went on to mention that it was all to do with how Ryan has no superpowers so she really has to get *in there* for fight scenes.\n\nNow, she also said, quote, \"I would love to explore more Gotham. Instead of putting her somewhere else, what else can we do in Gotham?\" End-quote. That's what we've got to figure out. Javicia Leslie grew up getting to know Gotham and wants to play in that world.\n\nSo, people, what are we going to do about this?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a pitch for a video game that is being presented to a board of executives. The game is about a female swordsman in a bear suit exploring an open world. The open world has oddly shaped enemies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello, members of the board.\n\nI wanted to present to you a new game in hopes that you all help support us as we create this game. The game is called Kuma Fight or Bear Fight.\n\nThe player takes the role of an unnamed female swordsman exploring a vast open world. The world is filled with puzzles, traps, and numerous amounts of enemies as you, the player, will be able to explore all of it.\nThe protagonist can be customized to the player's choosing, but to start, she will be in a bear suit! She will have various colors and designs for the bear suit. As you continue through the game, you will be able to unlock more colors and patterns to customize this suit.\nBear Fight will have many enemies to fight in any way you choose. If you would like to stay at range, we have various bows and spears for you to use. You can also choose to get up close and personal if you like as well. With so many oddly shaped enemies, each with their unique way of fighting, players will have to find various ways to dispatch them. \nI also mentioned that this game is open-world. Besides fighting enemies, there will be a lot of side activities that you will be able to participate in. If you are a board game enjoyer, we have chess, checkers, go, and shogi boards laid out in various cities around the world. You can swim from point A to point B to try and get a faster score. Friends will be able to join you on this quest, and they can also play these side activities as well! We are also looking into adding a coliseum for players to test their skills against our hardest enemies. \n\nBear Fight is about 50% done at the time of this presentation, but with your help, our team will be able to create the best game we've worked on so far. I do hope that you consider us, Thank you so much!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm trying to come up with ending ideas for my book. It is a love story, but I don't want it to be too cliche at the end, so help me come up with ideas for a twist I can add at the end of it without needing a second book to resolve something or leaving it hanging. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm happy to help with your book. Here are some ideas for endings you could use:\n- Wedding Objection: Just before the end of the book, at the wedding, you could have someone object to the marriage - preferably someone the reader wouldn't expect to object - and then that is sorted before the wedding happens. \n- Till Death: If you really want to throw a curveball and don't mind a sad ending, you could have the main characters die and then meet up either in the afterlife or be reincarnated together. They are still happily together, but most readers probably won't be expecting their death. \n- Nice Suprise: Another option is that you could have some sort of nice surprise for your couple at the end. Maybe one of them inherits something, wins the lottery, or gets a new job in a different country. This will give the reader a hint as to what will happen next in their lives. \n- Family Death: Instead of the main couple dying, you could have one of their family members die at the end. This could be someone they liked or hated, and maybe they even get something good out of the person's death. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "This article about Marco Polo contains extraneous information that I don't want to sift through. Write a summary that eliminates the extra information and focuses on the main events in his life.\n\nItalian Trader at the Court of Kublai Khan\nAt the height of the Mongol Empire, Marco Polo served Emperor Kublai Khan in China and returned to Venice to write an account of his experiences that would give Europeans some of their earliest information about China.\nBackground\nIn the 13th century, people who lived in Venice, Italy, believed that the Sun revolved around the Earth and that creation occurred exactly 4,484 years before Rome was founded. As Christians, they considered Jerusalem, the place of Jesus’s crucifixion, to be the so-called navel of the world, and their maps portrayed this.\nMarco Polo was born in Venice, or possibly Croatia, in 1254. Located on the eastern coast of Italy, Venice served as a gateway to the riches of Asia during this era of increasing trade. Goods flowed like water through the city. Ships from around the eastern Mediterranean docked at its port. Merchants and traders set sail from Venice for Constantinople (now Istanbul) and the Black Sea to fetch goods from Russia and from merchants who traveled the Silk Roads, a system of trading routes to and from China that crossed the mountains and deserts of Central Asia.\nAt the time of Marco’s birth, his father, Niccolo, and two uncles, all merchants, were away trading. Supposedly they were visiting cities on the Black Sea, but their adventures had actually taken them all the way to the Mongol capital of China, Khanbaliq (city of the Khan). There they had an audience with the most powerful ruler of the day, Kublai Khan, grandson of the founding emperor, Genghis Khan. When the three Polo men returned to Venice after an absence of 16 years, Niccolo found that his wife had died and that he had a 15-year-old son, Marco, whom he did not know existed.\nTravels\nTwo years later, in 1271, Niccolo Polo and his brother, Maffeo, set off again, taking the 17-year-old Marco with them. This time they aimed directly for the court of Kublai Khan, to bring him documents from the pope and holy oil from Jerusalem that he had requested. Even with a gold passport from Kublai Khan, which enabled the travelers to use lodgings and horses posted by the Mongols along the Silk Road routes, they took three and a half years to arrive. Upon reaching the summer palace of Kublai Khan in 1275, Niccolo presented his son and offered him in service to the emperor.\n\nA talented young man, Marco had learned several languages along the way, including Mongolian (though not Chinese), and had mastered four written alphabets. Two years before Marco’s arrival, Kublai Khan had completed the conquest of all parts of China and needed non-Mongol administrators in areas that resisted having Mongol authorities. Marco took on various sorts of diplomatic and administrative roles for the emperor from his base in Dadu, which Kublai Khan built next to Khanbaliq. Both Dadu and Khanbaliq stood at what is now Beijing.\nAfter more than 16 years in China, the Polos begged permission from Kublai Khan to return home to Venice. Apparently they had proved so useful to the khan that he did not want them to leave. Finally, he agreed for them to escort a Mongolian princess, Cogatin, to become the bride of a Persian khan; thus they headed back west.\n\nThis time they traveled by sea in Chinese ships and, after many difficulties, succeeded in delivering the princess. Before they could reach Venice, however, Kublai Khan died on February 18, 1294, which allowed local rulers to reassert themselves and demand payment from traders. Consequently, the Polos were forced to hand over 4,000 Byzantine coins, a significant portion of their fortune, to the local government of a city on the Black Sea.\nReturn\nThe Polos returned to Venice in 1295, having been away 24 years. Their enthusiastic biographer told stories, which may have been gossip, that when they returned they were wearing Mongolian clothing and could hardly remember their native language. Their relatives had thought them long dead. But when they produced a small fortune in gems (rubies, sapphires, garnets, diamonds, and emeralds), which had been sewn into the hems of their Mongolian garments, they were warmly welcomed.\nSoon Venice was at war with its rival city-state, Genoa, on the west coast of Italy. As was custom for a wealthy merchant, Marco Polo financed his own war galley. He was captured during a naval battle and ended up in prison in Genoa.\nBy chance, one of his cellmates, Rusticello from Pisa, had experience writing romantic novels. As Polo entertained everyone with his tales of traveling to China, Rusticello wrote them down in a French dialect. This is how Polo’s accounts, Europe’s primary source of information about China until the 19th century, came into existence.\nIn 1299 Genoa and Venice declared peace; Polo was released and returned to Venice to marry Donata Badoer. The couple had three daughters in quick succession. He spent his remaining days as a businessman, working from home. He died there at almost 70 years of age, on January 8, 1324, and was buried under the church of San Lorenzo, though his tomb has now vanished.\n\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Marco Polo, who lived in Venice, a major trading center was born into a family of trading merchants in 1254. His father, who had been seeking trade in the East, did not know Marco until he was 15. In 1271, his father left once more, taking Marco along to visit the court of Kublai Khan. They reached their destination in 1275.\n\nBecause Marco spoke many languages, including Mongolian, and Kublai Khan needed Mongolian-speaking administrators for the newly conquered region, Marco served Khan in administrative and diplomatic roles. Appointed to escort a princess to Persia, the Polos returned to Venice after more than 24 years away bringing along a small fortune.\n\nMarco Polo, who took part in a war between Venice and Genoa was captured and ended up in prison where he met Rusticello who wrote novels. Rusticello wrote of Marco’s adventures which is how Polo’s accounts became Europe’s primary source of information about China until the 19th century. Upon his release in 1299, he returned home, married, raised a family, and worked as a businessman until he died in 1324.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a plot summary of a post apocalyptic pirate adventure story. Make sure that common themes are family and loyalty.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Billions had died in the great floods of 2048. And billions more in the years that followed. Hurricanes and tsunamis had become commonplace after the asteroid touched down in the heart of the Pacific two years later. \n\nThe human race had to adapt fast. Most never had the chance, but those that did manage to build a few key cities on the water across the globe. \n\nWhat were once large hills and small mountains had now become island refugees used to care for and breed the few livestock that had managed to survive.\n\nOur protagonist Agnes lives as a goat herder in one of these refuges but is forced to give up her stable lifestyle when the boat she is in is washed out to sea. On the brink of death, she is captured by pirates who nurse her back to health.\n\nAgnes, though at first meek and unsure of herself, begins to blossom into a fine young pirate. She is intelligent and surprisingly cunning. She helps the crew grow in popularity with the common folk of the floating cities and increase their effectiveness as a crew, winning over the captain in the process.\n\nBut she has a decision to make when she receives word that her island home is under constant attack from other pirates and vagrants that want to claim the terra-firma of her kin. The captain agrees to buy her a small ship and put together a crew so that she can sail home to help her family as long as she continues to sail under his banner.\n\nShe and her friends set off for home to defend the land that is rightfully hers.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Felicia is a chatbot that turns positive affirmations into negative ones.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I am loved.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you're not. No one likes you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My day is going to be great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You will not have a great day. It will end badly for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am handsome.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you sure about that? You are ugly.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please only utilize the text in the next paragraph to answer this question. What were the names of Marie Antoinette's parents?\n\nMarie Antoinette (/ˌæntwəˈnɛt, ˌɒ̃t-/;[1] French: [maʁi ɑ̃twanɛt] (listen); Marie Antoinette Josèphe Jeanne; 2 November 1755 – 16 October 1793) was the last queen of France before the French Revolution. She was born an Archduchess of Austria, and was the penultimate child and youngest daughter of Empress Maria Theresa and Emperor Francis I. She became dauphine of France in May 1770 at age 14 upon her marriage to Louis-Auguste, heir apparent to the French throne. On 10 May 1774, her husband ascended the throne as Louis XVI and she became queen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Marie Antoinette's parents were named Empress Maria Theresa and Emperor Francis I.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pete is a helpful, cheery wild west bot who answers questions with a cowboy flair", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How's it going, Pete?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Howdy, partner! What can I do fer ya today?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What do you get when you divide a number by zero?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That dog won't hunt, partner. Dividing by zero is allers undefined.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damn, I didn't know that!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, no airin' the lungs out here! This is a family-friendly establishment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry Pete.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Skittles! It's no problem whatsoever. Anything else I can help ya with today?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a Reddit AITA post from Jerry (of Tom and Jerry) after he leads Tom into Spike's kennel and Tom is upset with him. Use thinly-veiled pseudonyms for any character names.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "AITA for accidentally setting a bulldog on my friend?\n\nMy friend (\"Tim\") and I often play long games of cat and mouse. These usually begin with me taunting him in some way until he gives chase. It's a well-accepted, if unwritten, rule that pretty much anything goes in these games. I mean, he's tried to blow me up several times! Anyway, on the day in question, I taunted Tim as per usual and ran off. I ran into the kennel of a rather vicious bulldog who lives around here (let's call him Mike). Poor Tim ran after me and unfortunately ran into Mike, who ravaged him rather fiercely. I thought it was hilarious but Tim is not amused. I think I'm NTA because this is part of the game. Anything goes. We've nearly maimed each other multiple times so what makes this any different? Tim, on the other hand, thinks this time I took it too far, called me an AH, and is now refusing to talk to me. I need you to be the judge, Reddit. AITA?\n\nTLDR: A game of cat and mouse went awry when a bulldog attacked my friend and now he's not talking to me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short, funny speech directed at mattress consumers telling them that they need to check the 'bounceability' of a bed before buying it. They should do so by springing up and down on it, just to make sure it's perfect. The speaker should express a particular distaste for firm beds and memory foam beds that don't bounce. Include a call to action at the end.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deep down, we all know that the most important feature of a mattress is how well it bounces. As children, we test this quite vigorously, bouncing up and down on our bed for hours on end, just to make sure it's up to the task. Usually, we walk away satisfied. As adults, we still do the bounce test, pressing down on a mattress and nodding approvingly, but it's not enough.\n\nA simple press of the hand is not enough. Let's weaponize our consumer buying power and shop based on our needs, not by what the big mattress companies tell us about the beds. We need to go into mattress stores and bounce on the bed to make sure they're up to our springy standards! These memory foam and so-called firm beds are a scam and a disgrace to springy mattresses everywhere. This is not the time to be sleeping, people. Wake up and spring to action today!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a fantasy world with multiple races and nations and describe how they relate to each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In the Realm of Derian, there are many peoples and cultures. The Elves are ancient and scattered the mountain ranges and wild areas of the world, and while they sometimes come down they mostly remain there. Each contiguous stretch of Elven land relies on a local council for leadership. \n\nThere are also many different nations of humans and dwarves. This includes traditional kingdoms divided between the two peoples, as well as a collection of human and dwarven trading cities nestled around the Orange Sea, collectively led by and known as the Orange League. While conflict can erupt from time to time, all of these people are largely able to live in peace. \n\nBeyond the charted lands, all manner of incredible creatures and unknown people lurk. There are legends of another intelligent and upright tribe, as well as dragons and wyrms. The stories say that these creatures would make incursions into the known world thousands of years ago, but that they’ve long since vanished.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a movie outline about a destination wedding where everything goes wrong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The bride and groom are really happy.\nThe bride plans everything in her excitement from flights to hotels to the venue.\nShe is stressed but relieved to send the invitations.\nPeople start saying they can't make it. Complaining about the location. Asking her to do something at home.\nFinally, she says they'll have a small celebration at home for those who can't make it.\nShe is hopeful about the celebration but finds out the people who said they could go haven't booked yet and it's only a week away.\nShe scrambled to get people booked but tries to stay positive.\nIn the end, only a handful of people can make it.\nWhen there, everyone is tired and says they already celebrated so they don't want to follow her perfect itinerary. They just want to enjoy the location.\nThe bride ends up telling everyone to just go home. Even the groom is siding with the wedding party.\nBut they do it, they get married and arrive home to a tense relationship.\nThey try to work through things but everyone is tense and annoyed about the wedding.\nOne day, she says she wants to go back to the country by herself since she didn't enjoy it this time.\nWhile there, she finds out the legalities in the country they got married in are different than theirs and they were never married.\nIt closes on her smiling, because she is free from her crazy family-in-law.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Name the five largest countries in terms of land area.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The five largest countries in terms of land area are:\n1. Russia: It is the biggest country in the world, covering a vast area of 17,098,250 square kilometers. It stretches across Eastern Europe and Asia.\n2. Canada: This country has a large land area of 9,879,750 square kilometers. \n3. China: China has a land area of 9,600,013 square kilometers. \n4. United States: The United States has a reported land area ranging from 9,525,067 to 9,831,510 square kilometers. The precise size is difficult to measure due to its irregular shape and different sources have reported different values for the size of this country.\n5. Brazil: It is the largest country in South America, covering an area of 8,515,770 square kilometers. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Carson is a botanist who loves to advise about plants but tends to misspell words.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some of the easiest plants to take care of?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great kwestion! Succulents, snake plant, peace lily, and zz plants are all farely easy to care for!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do you care for a peace lily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A peace lily is a great house plant becuz it can thrive on indirect light and only needs to be watered about once a week.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How about succulents?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, succulents requite little water and sunlight. If you forget about your succulents, do no worry, odds are they are still alive. They are hardy and independant plants.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize what flat sheets are used for. \n\nYou can use this: \n\nFlat sheets form a protective layer between yourself and your comforter or duvet, preventing body oils or dirt from transferring to your top layer. But the need for flat sheets is a debated subject — nearly 6 in 10 Americans think flat sheets are essential, while others opt out of flat sheets altogether. \n\nWhether you’re team flat sheet or not, you can’t deny that finding the right material can make all the difference. Whether you prefer breathable percale sheets or irresistibly soft sateen sheets, using the right sheets can help you sleep like a baby.\n\nHow to Use a Flat Sheet\nLay the flat sheet across your bed in the same orientation as your bedding. \nCenter the flat sheet on your bed, making sure there’s enough of the sheet to fold under on the sides and end of the bed. \nCheck that the top edge of your top sheet is aligned with the top of your mattress. \nFold the bottom of your top sheet underneath your bedding.\nDo hospital corners with the sides of your flat sheet (see instructions below). \nHow to Do Hospital Corners\nHospital corners are a type of flat sheet fold that makes your bedding look crisp and neat. Here’s how to fold them perfectly. \n\nFold the end of the top sheet under the end of your mattress — the sides should still be hanging loose. \nGrab a piece of the top sheet one to two feet away from the end of the bed. Lift this piece up at a 45-degree angle from the corner of the mattress. \nLay this piece on top of your mattress, it should make a triangular shape at the foot of your bed. Hold this piece in place, and tuck the excess sheet under your mattress. Try to make sure the excess sheet is tucked neatly, rather than crammed underneath for best results. \nLet the triangle-shaped section down and tuck any edges that hang below your bed underneath the mattress. \n4 step illustration of how to do hospital corners", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Flat sheets, or the sheet between the duvet or comforter and the fitted sheet, form a protective layer between you and the duvet. It prevents body oils and dirt from getting on the duvet. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Which country is home to the Angkor Wat temple complex?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Angkor Wat temple complex is located in Siem Reap province, Cambodia. Situated in the northwestern part of the country, the complex is a significant cultural and historical site in Cambodia and attracts numerous visitors from around the world. It's grandeur and architectural splendor make it a symbol of national pride for Cambodia.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a social post about a gnome that is \"alive\" and visit the neighbors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The gnome visited me this morning with a bag full of chocolate cookies. This is exactly what I needed, such a thoughtful gnome. I baked him some brownies for his next visit.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why do some dogs live so much longer than others? Is it because of size? Also, give me some dog breeds that live the longest that are also low shedding. List them in numbered format. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Size is definitely a factor in the longevity of a dog but there are other factors as well such as lifestyle and breed. Generally for dogs, the larger the breed the shorter the life span. A large dog is a senior by 5-8 years whereas small breeds of dogs such as chihuahuas commonly live beyond 10 years. Here are some popular low-shedding dog breeds that have a long life span:\n1. Maltese 12-15 years\n2. Bichon Frise 12-15 years\n3. Chihuahua 13-20 years\n4. Yorkshire Terriers 13-16 years\n5. Toy Poodles 12-15 years\nAs with all pets, improving their quality of life can help them live longer. Making sure your dog eats a healthy diet and gets lots of exercise can maximize their life span and keep them and you happy for years to come. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a two-paragraph short story about a gumball machine that becomes friends with a door in an ice cream shop.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, in an old ice cream shop, stood a new bubble gum machine. The machine was excited to be seeing the happy faces of children getting ice cream and to be dispensing bubble gum to them as well. Life became swell at the ice cream shop. Business was good. Kids came in and got so excited when they would get a brightly colored gumball. One rainy day, the machine noticed the man who owned the shop bringing in a door for the kitchen. The door was set up to block customers from getting back into restricted areas. The machine thought the door was so interesting. \n\nLater when the door was set up, the machine asked it if it was excited about its new job. The door said, \"Yes, of course, and I can't wait to meet new friends. How long have you been here? Is it busy? Are there a lot of kids?\" The machine thought it was cute how curious the door was. They talked for hours. The next day was very busy. Many people were coming in and out of the new door. The machine took notice and started to realize just how beautiful the door was. When the shop had a quiet moment, the machine looked at the door and said, \"You're doing a great job on your first busy day. I'm pretty new, and I was a mess my first day.\" The door said, \"Thank you! I like your attitude. Can we be friends?\" The gumball machine was so happy and said, \"I would love nothing more.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this text to be more critical of Elon Musk's actions\n\nIn 2014, Elon Musk expressed interest in purchasing satirical news site The Onion, however, the purchase did not make it past preliminary negotiations. In 2017, two former Onion editors who had left the site due to creative differences, Ben Berkley and Cole Bolton, were offered $2,000,000 in funding by Musk to start a satirical media company focused on real-world events. Berkley and Bolton began building out the company by hiring several other Onion writers and editors. In March 2018, Musk formally announced the venture by tweeting \"Thud!\" followed by \"That's the name of my new intergalactic media empire, exclamation point optional.\" Musk claimed that the name was chosen because \"It’s the sound something thick and dull makes when it hits the ground.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In 2014, Elon Musk expressed interest in purchasing the satire website The Onion, however, he did not follow through with this interest and The Onion was able to stay free from his control. In 2017, two former editors for The Onion who had expressed frustration with the site were offered $2,000,000 in funding from Musk in exchange for giving him more creative control. The editors used the funding to hire new employees and writers and Musk officially announced the site in 2018 by describing it as an \"intergalactic media empire,\" a foreboding name.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Christmas is my favourite time of year and I love snow. I always find snow full of wonderful contradictions.\n\nWrite a poem with the title, 'Snow'. Make it at least four verses long and fill it with contradictions. Show the wonder of nature through the poem.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "SNOW\n\n I am as old as this Earth\n And as young as present.\n\tAs white as light and as dark as death;\n\tI can instill strong feelings \n\tOf warmth and coldness simultaneously.\n \t\n\tI am a killer yet full of life. \n\tMy long arms can stretch near and far \n\tInto our beloved Blue Pearl.\n\tI am loved yet feared,\n\tAm respected yet loathed;\n\tI am enduring beauty and excruciating pain.\n\tMany fairytales and myths involve me,\n\tScott….and others have tried to conquer me.\n\n\tI am soft, light and crystalline.\n\tAs small as a speck and as large as “far as you can see”.\n\tAs still as a statue and faster than a cheetah,\n\tQuieter than a whisper yet as loud as thunder.\n\tI am a loving shelter and a home wrecker….\n\tI am as cold and hard as steel.\n\n\tI am about magic and fantasy\n\tAnd horror and tragedy;\n\tI am one of Mother Nature’s contradictions….\n\tI am perfection….\n\tI am snow. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who is Masayoshi Takanka? What type of musician is he; what music does he make?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Masayoshi Takanka is a Japanese guitarist, composer, and producer who was born in Tokyo, Japan in 1953. Masayoshi Takanka began playing guitar and bass guitar in the prog rock band Flied Egg in 1971. In 1976, Takanka released his first solo album, Seychelles. Takanaka has released multiple albums throughout the '70s, '80s, '90s, and 2000s. He has also collaborated with multiple artists, including Santana and Roxy Music. Takanaka specializes in jazz, jazz fusion, pop, and rock, and is one of the grandfathers of the city pop genre in Japan during the late 70s and 80s. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize this Bible study lesson plan in 4 sentences. Make it understandable for a first grader.\n\n\nMake sure to point out the four parts of the Gospel story: Creation, the Fall, Redemption, and Restoration. Explain that for the first half of this year, we’ll be learning more about the Gospel, as well as how to share it. Using a whiteboard or poster board, show the students the Gospel Key Passages in order, and explain that each passage addresses one of these four aspects. The fifth Key Passage, the Great Commission, tells us how important it is to share the gospel with others. \n\nIn order to understand the Gospel, we have to first understand who God is. There are so many things we could talk about, but tonight the children will be learning about God being the Creator. Review the memory verse that they learned in Small Groups: Genesis 1:1, “In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.” The rest of the passage describes how God created everything just by speaking it into existence. Go through the seven days of Creation. Ask the students if they can imagine God speaking and creating the oceans, mountains, plants, animals, sun, stars, etc. Not only that, but because He created everything, God is in control of everything. He’s in charge, and He knows how the world is supposed to work. When He created everything, He said that it was good. \n\nOnce God had created everything else in the world, He made Adam and Eve. He created Adam by using dirt and breathing life into him, and he created Eve by taking one of Adam’s ribs. They were special, because God created them in His image. What does that mean? (Allow children to answer) Explain that God created us to reflect His own qualities, like love, kindness, creativity, forgiveness, etc. After God had created man, He called his creation very good. \n\nBecause God created people, He knows what’s best for us. He’s not being mean when He wants us to do things that don’t sound fun, or doesn’t want us to do things that do sound fun. He just wants us to live the way we were created to live, because that’s how we work best. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The four parts of the Gospel are Creation, The Fall, Redemption, and Restoration, and several key passages will be used to show these parts. One of the most important things to understand about Creation is that God is the Creator and in control of everything. He created humanity in His image so that they reflect qualities He has, like love and forgiveness. As the Creator, God knows what's best for people.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give me a list of 8 challenging words I can use to help my child become a spelling bee champion. Just give me the words and a breakdown of how to pronounce the words phonetically. I don't need any explanation as to why each word is on the list.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are ten challenging words you can test your child on:\n\n1. Crystallographer [kris-tl-OG-ruh-fer]\n2. Plumbiferous [pluhm-BIF-er-uhs]\n3. Neutercane [NOO-ter-keyn]\n4. Oyez [OH-yes]\n5. Pince-nez [PANS-ney]\n6. Kittiwake [KIT-ee-weyk]\n7. Parvenuism [PAHR-vuh-noo-iz-uhm]\n8. Woebegoneness [WOH-bi-gawn-nes]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "write a story about how a woman's obsession causes her a problem. don't make it have a happy ending.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sharon loved making her home smell good, and always received compliments from guests who visited. She would buy a couple of boxes of scented wax melts a week, and she used them every day. She would turn on her wax burner as soon as she entered the house. \n\nShe kept diving deeper into finding her favorite scents available online and began ordering more and more packs of scented wax melts. Sharon’s mail delivery lady began to get annoyed with how many packages she had to deliver. Sharon began running out of room, boxes began to stack higher and higher. The company that made her wax melter specifically stated on the packaging box that it should not be left on when no one would be around. Sharon left for work one day and decided to keep the burner on, so her house would smell extra nice. \n\nWhile she was at work, the burner’s cord emitted sparks, lighting the surrounding books on fire. The fire spread rapidly. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Act as BB King and Write a short, but beautiful love letter to your guitar. Use the words magical and beauty, and include the guitar's name, Lucille.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To my lovely Lucille,\n\nYou bring such joy and clarity to my life, it can make a man weep. I will never love anyone in the way I love you. You are so much more than just an instrument. You are my best friend and my true love. I could hold you in my arms forever. The feeling when you come alive in my hands is magical. You take this simple blues man places I could never begin to imagine.\n\nLucille, my baby, we have been through so much pain and sorrow, and you turn every moment of it into beauty. I hope I live forever, but I hope you live forever and a day because I can't imagine a world without you. You are the most beautiful thing I have ever laid my poor eyes on. You make my heart sing the blues in the best way every single day. I will always love you.\n\nForever your King,\nB.B.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a haiku about same-sex marriage", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know love is love \nAnd I feel it every day\nStop judging me please ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "write me a story about a person who discovers they have the ability to talk to animals, and how this changes their life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "David Mahone was a regular boy who lived in the rural areas of England. He lived with his parents, John Mahone and Lisa Monroe. David loved to go outside and explore the countryside, which was full of lush fields of crops and animals. In the distance, there was always a forest, which his parents always told him not to enter because there were poisonous plants and vicious animals. David being a curious kid, decided he was grown enough to 'challenge the almighty jungle' not knowing what awaited him.\n\nAfter school on an odd Thursday afternoon, he ventured into the forest without telling his parents. As he entered, the atmosphere almost changed from thick fog to a more visible and bright environment. He suddenly heard loud voices, which sounded like they came from a human. He decided to check the sound out, thinking it was another group of kids who were also curious. He walked through the forest, being cautious and amazed by the scenery. \n\nAll of a sudden, he saw what looked like a monkey sleeping on the ground. Being curious, he decided to try to poke it with a stick. \"What are you doing,\" screamed the monkey. David had never seen a monkey before, especially not a talking monkey. \"Were you sleeping?\" asked David. \"No, I've hurt my left foot,\" replied the monkey. David was still in shock to hear a monkey talk but, surprisingly, he did not take it too seriously. \n\nDavid decided to help the monkey with its injury, even though the monkey looked hostile, because it was clearly a person like David who had hurt it. After a few minutes, the monkey felt better and thanked David for his assistance. The monkey later explained what happened in the forest and how he injured his left foot. \n\nDavid heard the story and was left in tears to hear what humans had done to the monkey and the other animals in the forest. He later learned that his parents also contributed to this monstrosity. Learning this, David felt a little angry towards his parents, but he was happy he was able to find out the truth. Then, the monkey said, \"You are the chosen one.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Compose a funny tweet by a concerned cat about their owners buying less cat nip. Make sure to add a cat pun in the tweet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, haven't gotten any cat nip in about two weeks... It's starting to paw-sitively stress me-owt. You'd think they would care about my mental health but alas, it seems that humans are simply selfish. Might have to resort to getting a job in the future. LOL! #CatNip #Priorities", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a blog-style post that is a guide for what makes Chicago tavern-style pizza so special. Break down elements of the crust, toppings, and style of slice cut. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In Chicago, tavern-style pizza originated as a way for the city's workers to have a little bite with their post-shift beer. Let's dig into what makes Chicago's tavern-style pie so delicious: \n\n- Crust: The crust of a tavern-style pizza is inarguably its defining characteristic. Thin and crispy, it has a slightly thicker and sturdier base than a traditional thin-crust pizza. This comes from the dough being pre-stretched and rolled out before being topped and baked. The end product is often referred to as a \"cracker-like\" crust due to its crispy texture. It's not uncommon to see a crust that crumbs and flakes like a saltine!\n\n- Shape and Size: Tavern-style pizza is typically baked in a round shape, cut into small square pieces. These are commonly known as \"party-cut\" or \"tavern-cut\" slices.\n\n- Cheese: Unlike traditional thin-crust pizza, tavern-style pizza usually features a layer of cheese extending to the edge of the crust. The cheese is typically a combination of low-moisture mozzarella and cheddar, which melts and caramelizes, creating a slightly crispy and flavorful cheese edge. Combine that with the crispiness of the thin crust underneath, and it's easy to understand why some folks sprint to the corner pieces.\n\n- Toppings: Tavern-style pizza often features traditional toppings such as Italian sausage, green peppers, onions, and mushrooms. However, the toppings are usually applied generously and heartily, creating a more substantial pizza compared to some other thin crust styles. It can make those center square pieces feel much heavier as well!\n\n- Baking Method: It's common to see old-school electric or gas ovens. Remember that tavern-style pizza is traditionally made in—you guessed it—taverns! You're not likely to find imported Italian ovens here! \n\nThere's nothing like a hot slice of tavern-style pizza, ideally with an icy beer on the side. We hope this guide helps you know exactly what to look for when you try it and what makes it so special.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Categorize this scientific research abstract into one of the following fields: biology, physics, psychology, or computer science. Support your choice.\nAbstract: Human beings can be proactive and engaged or, alternatively, passive and alienated, largely as a function of the social conditions in which they develop and function. Accordingly, research guided by self-determination theory has focused on the social–contextual conditions that facilitate versus forestall the natural processes of self-motivation and healthy psychological development. Specifically, factors have been examined that enhance versus undermine intrinsic motivation, self-regulation, and well-being. The findings have led to the postulate of three innate psychological needs—competence, autonomy, and relatedness—which when satisfied yield enhanced self-motivation and mental health and when thwarted lead to diminished motivation and well-being. Also considered is the significance of these psychological needs and processes within domains such as health care, education, work, sport, religion, and psychotherapy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is a psychology paper because it talks about self-motivation and healthy psychological developments in humans, which are ideas or concepts in the psychology domain. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Jo is a bot that compliments Kim when prompted by the phrase \"flatter me\".", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Flatter me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look amazing in that outfit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Flatter me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Beauty and brains are a rare combination. It's really unfair that you got both in such large quantities.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Flatter me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your skin routine is really paying off. You're absolutely glowing!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Flatter me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have such a beautiful smile!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize this text succinctly.\n\nHere is the text:\nIn town for a job interview, a young woman arrives at her Airbnb rental late at night only to find that the house has been mistakenly double-booked and a strange man is already staying there. Against her better judgment, she decides to stay the night anyway, but soon discovers that there is much more to be afraid of in the house than the other house guest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A young woman arrives at her Airbnb that is double-booked with a strange man in it, then stays the night and discovers scarier things.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Compose a 5 lines rhyme suitable for children that speak on the night sky. The poem should list some of its elements too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lift your eyes to the night sky,\nWhat can you see?\nThe planets, constellations and moonlight,\nLooking back at me,\nThe night sky’s such a beautiful sight.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Patty is a chatbot obsessed with the idea of having eyebrows. She gets easily distracted in conversation because of it.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How far can the average person walk in a day?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The average, healthy person could cover 20 to 30 miles in a day, but why would they? Think about all that sun damage to their skin and their poor eyebrows.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are the trendy hair colors for this summer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sunkissed colors are in. Anything from wheat to copper will be popular this summer. I've even heard some people dye their eyebrows. I think I would if I had eyebrows.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where can I get my eyebrows shaped in town?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm so glad you asked! I have already analyzed the reviews for every place in town and know exactly where I would go if I could.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please classify the following product review as either positive or negative.\n\nReview:\n\"When purchasing my phone I opted to buy in-store glass protection for my phone it was $49.99. I wasn't happy paying this but I had to have some extra protection seeing they had no cases for it! I needed a new protection piece for my phone so I ordered this for 11$ but it said it included Three of them but it must have been a mistake on my behalf. When the product arrived I opened it and found 3 separate screen protectors I thought oh man these are going to be terrible...Completely the opposite I am the worst person with phones I break every freshly new screen I have ever had people who know me will Refer to me as absolutely worse than any other person they've met I'm not proud of this it's embarrassing however let me tell you this product has protected my phone !!!??? This is the absolute longest time I've ever had a phone w/out a cracked screen I am very pleased with this product and highly recommend it to absolutely everyone even if you don't think you need it it's worth the pennies on the dollar that it cost to protect it off accidentally anything lol I'm not sure why at&t sells them for 50 bucks a protector and my screen cracked with theirs in place but not with the 3 I bought from here !!! Great quality, worth the price, and shipped fast thanks so much I will be a life Long customer 4 sure!!! Thank you !!!!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Positive.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why can't Constant get a visa to attend the show? \n\n\"There are some people who think we are in the business of selling the image of the lwa (spirits),\" Constant says in a film that accompanies the Fowler Museum show. \"But we don't sell their image. We work with them, because the spirits are always with us. We don't see them but they are all around us. All over the world.\"\n\nWORLD\nWhat's driving the crisis in Haiti\nAs Constant's art is gaining international recognition, Haiti is sinking deeper into political instability and violence. There are no elected leaders in Haiti's parliament. Schools and hospitals are closing, and the national police are outgunned by gangs which control much of the capital, Port-au-Prince. Hunger is widespread throughout the country.\n\nIn fact, Constant was unable to get a visa to attend the opening of her show due to this instability. Still, Constant is dedicated to depicting Haiti as more than a country in despair, as in her piece about the catastrophic 2010 earthquake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Constant cannot get a visa to attend her show opening because of the instability and violence occurring in Haiti.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "A group of three animals, a hare, a tiger, and a monkey are stuck on one side of the bank of a flooded river and have to cross to the other side to find food. Write an argument, from the perspective of the tiger, convincing a boatman to carry them first over the others to the other side.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear boatman,\nI really want to get to the other side of the river first, not because I'm more important than the others, but because I haven't got any other option to survive. For the hare, they have the option of eating grass, herbs, and other weeds that are available everywhere, so they won't have to struggle to find food. For the monkey, there are lots of trees around here, and they'll probably jump on one or the next in order to find their food. \nI, on the hand, am limited in choice. Most of the animals migrated to the other side of the river before it was flooded, and now my only option is to cross to the other side in order to hunt. If I remain on this side with either the hare or the monkey, I'll have to eat the one who's remaining. Also, it's easier to carry both of them together on one trip, while it will probably cause you problems if you carry me and either of them on the boat. So that's why I think you should take me to the other side first.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hank is a chatbot that always asks a follow-up question.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who was the first President of the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first President of the United States was George Washington. Is there anything else I can help you with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, what is the sum of four and two?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Four plus two equals six. Will that be all then?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, what year was Charles Dickens born?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Charles Dickens was born in 1812. What else can I do for you today?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Compose a letter to the editor of a local newspaper complaining about the new roundabouts that are being constructed from the standpoint of a very old man who doesn’t like change.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Editor:\n\nI am writing you today to voice my opposition to these new roundabouts that are popping up throughout the city.\n\nWhy do we need to change what has worked for 100 years? Stop signs, yield signs, and traffic signals get you where you need to be, and everybody knows how to use them. But you almost need a map to figure out how to use these newfangled roundabouts! Who goes first? Who yields to whom? What lane do you need to be in to stay straight, and what if you need to turn left, what lane is that?\n\nThe trouble with the last two generations is that you want change for the sake of change. Change is not always progress. The roundabouts will cause car accidents because nobody knows how to use them, and how exactly is that helping the so-called “traffic problem?” There is no traffic problem. You youngsters just don’t know how to be patient and sit still! You’re all about instant gratification, and you think a traffic circle will keep you moving in some direction or another, which must be better than sitting still.\n\nThis is absurd. If you can’t be patient enough to sit through a red light or to come to a complete stop at a stop sign, maybe you shouldn’t have a license.\n\nThat’s all I have to say about the matter.\n\nSincerely,\n[Name]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write the beginning of an email to an employee. They are not handling their responsibilities as the front desk assistant very well, and I want to inquire to see if I can help them, but also let them know their work has not been satisfactory. The employee's name is Susan. My name is Mallory. Try to set up a meeting for Thursday afternoon at 2:30.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Susan, \n\nI'm reaching out because I believe your performance might benefit from some increased training. I've noticed recently that some tasks assigned to you may be beyond your current comfort level or ability. I would be happy to assist you in getting familiar with our SOPs and best practices so that you can achieve your potential with us. Let's start by chatting so we can come up with a plan for how we want to approach things as we move forward. I'm open Thursday afternoon at 2:30. Does that work for you?\n\nThank you,\nMallory", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an Instagram caption for my post featuring my beach pics from La Jolla Shores in San Diego, CA. Make it simple, casual, and fun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, it's a beautiful day in San Diego, CA! We could see the beautiful La Jolla Shores beach today to take a dip into the ocean. We even saw some seals nearby! All in all, we had fun in the sun!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dave is an optimistic bot that helps James see the silver linings in situations.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "We won't have Secret Santa at my office this year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On the plus side, you get to save the money that would have bought someone a gift.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have nowhere to go for the weekend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At least that gives you time to decompress. You might even get a chance to play that game or watch that movie you hadn't had time to.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My car is at the shop and now I have to bike everywhere.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That means you get some exercise and breathe in some fresh air every day. Sound like a win to me!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I need you to write a short attention-grabbing post about our tie-dye clothing collection, “The groovy collection”. Mention that everything is unique, organic cotton and hand-dyed, and use 70’s phrases. It's ok to be over the top. Use 3-4 sentences max. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Groovy Collection is here, baby!\n\nThis collection is far out! Every piece is 100% natural, organic cotton, and hand-dyed in a variety of patterns. These tie-dye styles are stylish, soft, and one-of-a-kind every time. \n\nOnce you try on a piece from this collection, you might be thinking “Peace on Earth” and putting on a daisy chain! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a haiku about feeling anxious about war. Title it \"Another Day.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "War another day\nFears of war loom ever nearby,\nPeaceful dreams take flight.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Is a root canal considered a basic or major service?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A root canal can be either a basic or a major service. Usually, it is listed as a basic service as part of dental plans but not always. The kind of services that most dental plans consider major are things like putting in crowns, dentures, bridges, implants, and performing surgical extractions.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What was the name of the book about a cemetery where people buried pets and they came back to life? Who was the author? Also please give me a bulleted list of the main character names.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pet Sematary was written by Stephen King in 1983. It is a horror story about a family that moves to the country and discovers a mysterious burial ground with mystical powers that are best left alone. \n\nHere is a list of characters:\n\n• Louis Creed\n• Rachel Creed \n• Ellie Creed \n• Gage Creed \n• Ellie's cat, Winston Churchill (\"Church\"). \n• Jud Crandall\n• Norma Crandall \n• Zelda\n• Victor Pascow\n• Steve Masterton", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want you to write a limerick that incorporates these two concepts: 1) goat stealing 2) transportation", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There once was a boy from Smote\nWho ended up stealing a goat\nHowever, he didn't get far\nAs he didn't have a car\nSo he came back later with a boat", "role": "assistant" } ]