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Holding his poopy for at least 30 minutes, pee pee doesn’t count.
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Introducing him to Larry Sinclair
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Epstein Island client of the month award
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Stelar service.
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Being more popular than the Beatles.
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Most unflushable dumps
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Scamming your first 10 mil
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Agreeing to be Obamas third-term puppet.
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I've never seen a lizard award an alien before.
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Abiddityfishamajob
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Is there a right answer?
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Asufutimaehsehfutbw
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The Dundies Award. He's also banned from Chili's.
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Untrue folksy & relatable stories
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Bombing yemen
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Winning the Nobel Prize in economics.
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Let’s play dress up!
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Well you know, the thing.... fat
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Wins the award for keeping his mouth shut about the crack and queers.
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LIke most awards today, they are handed out for woke. Obama got a prestigious award for being half-black.
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Official Johnson and Johnson baby shampoo sniffer
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Hit the lunch card 10x for blanking out At interview & falling on steps in a one month period
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Marrying one of the best medical doctors in history.
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Being the center of a venn diagram that proves he is the most ethical, respected, capable and valuable president of all time.
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Outstanding courage for yelling at and insulting a union worker
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Sherpa ice cream no Hillary where is Pamala?
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Child sniffer of the year award!
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Thank-You for the Barry No-Handed Prostate Exam
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Abandoning the most amount of US taxpayer dollars in a foreign country
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Sucking better dick than Monica in the Oval Office.
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Successfully wiping his own ass.
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This man prevailed in the face of adversity when a small kitchen fire threatened his Corvette and illegal stash of classified documents.
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Awarded for making gas, groceries, and homes more affordable than ever through Bidenomix.
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Summing up America in one word?
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Any answer is technically a wrong answer - whatever those two think he did to deserve any honor is wrong.
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The official Peto Pete award
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Climbing up the stairs.
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Doesn't matter, he already forgor
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Bringing Cornpop’s heinous crimes to light.
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Being the best president of all time
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Supplying the taliban with weapons.
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Are you asking so we can remind him?
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Highest inflation ever.
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Most days on vacation, (awarded by previous recipient)
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Best drone ever, here have a ribbon
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Make-a-wish
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Winning the best in class dog face pony soldier award.
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He fucked the first husband/wife.
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Sniffing the most children ever!
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Awarded only because Barack had to quickly jump behind Biden to hide his boner from looking at Michelle’s boner.
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Most honest politician
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Not even Joe knows
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Most underage hair sniffed by a standing president
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"Come on, Man!"
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I'm bout to choke this ni#$a for implication reasons.
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Hiding money better than Escobar
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Most young children molested and adrenochrome harvested
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Walked up a set of stairs
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Award for cocaine in the White House and men showing their breast on the White House lawn and folks still thinking Trump is the bad guy. This could be worded better but y’all understand.
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Finally being able to say the whole alphabet
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Why ask, he can’t remember what he got rewarded for anyway.
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One week without wetting the bed
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Making pizza bracelets for each other because their besties.
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No joke:
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Being old
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Awarded for being a good president and overall servant of the people (you said wrong answers only)
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Keeping big mikes secret
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Not soiling his Depends for a whole day
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Ugliest wife
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Make it a trillion!
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Winner of all the votes cast. How many exactly? All.
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Damn, he is "crying." Very LOL. Maybe that's just his tear ducts leaking from his latest face lift?
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OP said only wrong answers!!!
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He said wrong answers only though.
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So true and so utterly gross.
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7734
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I've heard "Corn Pop" was a bad dude.
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You followed the instructions perfectly. ⭐️
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They said wrong answers only.
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A bazillion!
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The numbers don't lie! Look, it's right there on the screen...says 'all votes'.
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Right
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Oh sorry...um...bestest president ever-est!
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A trillion million 10 thousand billion million 5 billion…
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And each of those voters gives one tax dollar to the only man who can stop WWIII, Volod Zelenskyy.
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Somebody is in kindergarten
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Yeah… Joe Biden
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🤣
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I assume he's talking about security theater, but I'd argue that acting like it is working when, in actuality, it isn't is way worse.
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Because 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it'. Why look for more/better fixes if it is perceived as working? I hope there are smarter people that will refute me that actually do solve problems that the general populace doesn't percieve as problems, but let's be honest, the layman is lay-zy.
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“-Wise”
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If the masks don't work on the individual scale, I'm pretty sure that by default means they don't do shit for the population at large.
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To be fair, this man knows there are idiots out there who will parrot his every word without any level of critical thought.
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Can you say "Entitled Narcissist"? Opposition suppression, the Marxo-Dem way.
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The dnc has lost the plot. They are bought.
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