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All Summers: |
Are those cats? |
All Ricks: |
I assume they're Schrodinger's cats. A-actually, I assume they both are and aren't, just like us. |
All Ricks: |
“Mom and Dad?” Get your head out of your family's ass. The three of us are lost in a timeless oblivion. Your parents get to exist. They're probably living it up in some pointless grounded story about their shitty marriage. |
Jerry: |
Cold Stone Creamery is the best. What should we do with our remaining twenty dollars? |
Beth: |
You realize they sing no matter how much you tip. |
Beth: |
Holy shit! What happened? |
Jerry: |
I hit a deer! W-we have to tell the cops you were driving. |
Beth: |
W-what? |
Jerry: |
This is Rum Raisin! |
Beth: |
It's still alive. |
Jerry: |
Well, do we- do I uh, get a big rock? Or-- |
Beth: |
It's not an armadillo, asshole! |
Jerry: |
I thought that's what a man's supposed to say, it's not like I could have actually done it. |
Beth: |
If we were near a hospital, I could treat it, but I-I think we have to just- |
Jerry: |
It's okay, this is just something that happens. And even if we were in a hospital, what could we do, you're a horse surgeon, not a deer surgeon. |
Beth: |
So... |
Jerry: |
Well don't different animals- |
Beth: |
Require different levels of skill to keep alive? |
Jerry: |
Oh God... |
Beth: |
Get the deer in the car, Jerry. |
Jerry: |
Yes Beth. |
All Ricks: |
This is why you don't freeze time, you guys. It's incredibly irresponsible.Morty 1 |
Morty 2: |
And you did it so you could clean the house after a party? |
All Ricks: |
Look, there's no time to hold me accountable, Morty. Like literally no time. Look around. Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually everything either is or isn't. And we've got about four hours to be “is”. |
Morty 1: |
Or... |
Morty 2: |
Or? |
All Ricks: |
We “isn't” |
All Ricks: |
Alright, since this time crystal exists in both possibilities, and since it's impossible that I didn't nail this, I'm probably about to press this button in both possibilities at exactly the same time. |
All Ricks: |
Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing. And away we go! |
Rick: |
Huh, what do you know, it's working |
Summer 1: |
Ow, ow ouch! |
Morty 2: |
Whoa, ow, ow. |
Rick: |
Oh shit. |
All Ricks: |
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