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Vet:
Who's this now?
Jerry:
She normally works on horses.
Beth:
Jerry, if you're not gonna help, get the fuck out of here! I will reach into heaven and yank your screaming deer soul back!
Vet:
Jesus...
All Ricks:
Shh shh... I know where you are, you creepy old monster... I know how you think! Oh, is this where you think I'm going? You think I'm standing here? Well maybe you're right!
All Summers:
Holy shit, now what?
All Mortys:
Well if all of me knocked out all the Ricks, and you peed in all of your pants, doesn't that mean that we're all synchronized?
All Summers:
Right.
All Mortys:
Okay... so from now on, whatever we do we have to be certain.
All Summers:
Right...
All Mortys:
I think I'm certain we're F'd in the A.
All Ricks:
Oh God, my head. What did you guys do?
All Mortys:
We put you in a dog crate because you were acting crazy, and you caused another time fracture.
All Summers:
You tried to kill yourself!
All Ricks:
Only in self defense, myself tried to kill me first! Guys, I don't expect you to understand this, but time breaking twice means our problem is two times bigger and we've got half as much time to solve it. Well actually, I do expect you to understand that, it's basic math. C-could someone just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet.
All Summers:
Well is there some way you can prove you're not a threat to yourself and others anymore?
All Ricks:
Ah, for God's sake, alright here, give me the time crystal.
All Mortys:
W-what're you doing?
All Ricks:
Calling myself. Here, listen, it'll probably go to voice mail since, you know, I'm calling myself.
All Ricks:
Don't fall for it, it's a bit.
All Ricks:
Hey Rick, it's Rick. Listen, I'm sorry about earlier. No hard feelings. I know you know I mean it too. Take it easy. Whoa. Damn, look at this, I'm blown up. Three new voicemails. Yeah yeah, I heard this one. You get the idea we're cool now.
All Summers:
Okay, well we're still not gonna let you out of this crate.
All Ricks:
Fine I'll just do it myself.
All Mortys:
If you could get out that whole time why didn't you?
All Ricks:
Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty. That's the difference between you and me. I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.
All Mortys:
You know, geez Rick, y—y—you're really tearing into me right now. You know, words hurt.
Morty 1:
Oh, my God!
Morty 2:
It's a monster!
Summer 1:
It's a monster!
Testicle Monster A:
Ey, ye ey, quit yellin' quit yellin'.
Testicle Monster A:
What the fuck?! Your time is all ripped up to hell! You broke your time, twice!
Testicle Monster A:
How did this happen?
Testicle Monster A:
Shut the fuck up! Oh, damn, I'm from the 4th dimension. I can hear all o' y'all. Now let's just see what we got here for a second.