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the laptop can detect when it's not being used |
and close itself to prevent any real snoops from gaining access. |
Oh, interesting. |
Meanwhile, |
Acer showed off a gaming laptop concept called Project Dual Play. |
Its touchpad pops out and flips over into a controller |
that further separates into two smaller controllers, Nintendo Switch-style. |
Wow, |
but if you're into gaming products that actually exist, |
there's the Tecno Pocket Go, |
a handheld PC disguised as a chunky gamepad with AR glasses as a display. |
It evokes a cyberpunk dystopia, |
where the majority of the population are forced to use the younger sibling controller. |
If you're more into home gadgets, |
the Wireless Power Consortium, |
the minds behind the Qi wireless charging standard, |
announced the Ki Standard. |
You're supposed to say it the way that other people said the other one wrongly. |
Apparently, it's called that because it's for kitchens. |
Okay. |
Ki transmitters can be baked into countertops, |
that's a pun, |
and deliver up to 2,200 watts to compatible smart appliances. |
These appliances will be cordless to make them dishwasher-safe |
and also render them useless if you ever move. |
I thought that was a genuine feature. |
There is a benefit, though, |
if you accidentally knock over a blender or something, |
it'll stop spinning. |
It'll never spin again. |
On the even weirder side, |
there's the air purifier table from SwitchBot, |
the only company brave enough to ask the question, |
what if we just made an air purifier, |
but then we gave it a little hat? |
You should be brave enough to ask about our sponsor, |
Seasonic. |
So, |
you think you got what it takes to watch the QuickBits, do you? |
Huh. |
Well, feast your peepers on this! |
Huh! |
AMD's Jack Huynh spilled some big beans this week. |
In a statement at IFA, |
Huynh said AMD will be integrating their consumer and data center GPU architectures, |
RDNA and CDNA, respectively, |
into a unified UDNA architecture, |
making a more accessible platform for developers |
and hopefully more effectively competing with Nvidia's Cuda ecosystem. |
But it seems AMD won't be competing with Nvidia's flagship gaming GPUs, |
as Huynh told Tom's Hardware, |
TeamRed is re-prioritizing mid-range GPUs, |
saying, quote, |
I don't want AMD to be the company that only people who can afford Porsches and Ferraris can buy, |
and that's why their high-end X870E motherboards reportedly won't cost more than $800. |
It's a board for the people. |
For the people in higher tax brackets. |
Meta's rumored budget headset, the MetaQuest 3S, |
is expected to launch on September 25th at Meta's Connect event, |
but a render of the headset was recently released online |
thanks to reliable leaker, Meta. |
The render was originally spotted |
in the files of the MetaQuest client for Windows and posted to Reddit, |
and it seems to show a design that combines elements |
of the Quest 2 and Quest 3. |
Likewise, |
third-party accessories for the 3S have already appeared on AliExpress, |
including apparently real photos of the headset. |
I don't know, though. |
This could still all be just a prank. |
What if we're all in the Metaverse already? |
I mean, we just don't... |
Amazon's Audible has started to invite certain US audiobook narrators |
to train AIs on their own voices. |
Narrators who opt in will be compensated for any audiobook that makes use of their AI voice, |
though likely at a lower rate via a royalty share model. |
Narrators can still choose which productions |
get to use their AI voice model, |
and will be able to use built-in tools to edit the AI narration |
to correct things like pronunciation mistakes and pacing. |
But I mean, at that point, |
why not just record the audio yourself? |
It sounds like you have time. |
Oh, what was this delivery? |
What is this guy, an idiot? |
Sonos is still suffering from its software issues. |
According to a report by Mark Gurman, |
reporting on something other than Apple? |
Right? |
What are you doing, Mark? |
What are you doing, buddy? |
The company's app troubles have caused it to delay the launch of two products, |
one of which is a set-top box codenamed Pinewood. |
Sonos is also scaling back production of its Ace headphones, |
as they haven't exactly been flying off the shelves. |
Do you want to buy headphones that will break in a couple months for no reason? |
Worth a shot. |
Oh yeah, by the way, |
Sonos makes headphones, |
if you forgot or were never told. |
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