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1d5knzw
English cartoons. Believe me I learnt English by watching English movies ,dramas , random English Blog videos and books and I was 16 at that time lol.
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1d1uwdi
While it is understandable that many of them invested their life's savings into the Canadian dream, graduating from a Canadian college does not automatically guarantee Permanent Residence, as has been the norm. I came to Canada in 2018 and acquired my PR card just a couple of years ago. Times and situations have changed since the pandemic, and the country, like many others, is reeling under rising CoL and stagnating wages. We pay about 3x the cost of a program for Canadian citizens because they and their parents have paid into the educational system through taxes, we haven't. The CAD 26,000 was to cover your education. No way are you entitled to stay in the country because of that. That's an entirely separate process.
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1d52nqh
Beautiful!
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1d1id8h
Yes I'm aware that high ranking officials are treated well during election duties But polling and presiding officers are not,as already described in my post
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1d058fa
True and to add, the people who make these kinda videos by gopro don't even use the correct way to descend I.e. facing the steps and using the holds on either side to move down
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1d1uwdi
1. X from my village went to Kaneda. So I want to go to Kaneda. 2. ABC from our family is doing great. I also want to do great and make money. 3. N from my workplace or College became permanent resident of Canada recently. He/she is doing fantastic. I also want to go. 4. This country is going to the dogs. You should go to Canada. Ok… I will go to Canada. 5. You’re educated, what are you going here? You should do your Masters in Canada. My son & daughter are there & so successful. Here is their WhatsApp. You also try for Canada. It’s easy to become PR there. 6. I have a Bachelors. Everyone I know is going to US Or Canada for Masters. Therefore I also want to go. The above are the general use cases for most people going to Canada or US and the “consultants” and “agents” whose garish boards all over Punjab, Haryana & Delhi advertise & hammer the Canada narrative so deep that whether Canada is part of your plans or not, it is where you will go.
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1d5hc3b
Don't confuse religiosity with ethics/morality. Of the Indians bowing and scraping in front of their respective gods, a big number are doing so to procure material benefits such as wifes/husbands/better jobs/more money/houses/land/money etc. You are not going to find many who are trying to rid themselves of hatred, delusion and other mental/psychological evils. Anyone can pray for material benefits in this world; it takes introspection, integrity and courage to rid oneself of mental effluents and the vast majority of people don't have these qualities.
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1d3y2nn
Kalo ne paper set Kiya, sare gore fail ho gaye.
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1czek4y
day 1: "abe ganje teri naukri m khaungi" day 3: *walks limping when sees a camera*
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1d5imzl
I don’t understand how you guys blame everything on “rival fans”. There’s legit news of Farhan acting movie Announcement doesn’t result in Movie. He has announced D3 and there’s no progress. Feels like another abandoned project
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1d36x8o
Correlation doesn't imply causation [India starts survey to assess women participation in workforce - The Hindu]( WLFR has been in an increasing trend since 2017-18, Might as well credit mudi ji for it if we are going to make disparate connection without any proof. [Press Information Bureau (pib.gov.in)]( A dozen states have better WLFR without price tag of 5000 crores per annum.
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1d3xrwv
If "so chuhe khakar billi ..... " had a face.
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1d0b1sv
Cleverly showing off his chibi Naruto.
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1d3jx4t
This reflects another sign of dictatorship, anyhow silence your critics, so that their voices can not reach the common public.
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1d3pktk
Sorry for deviating from the topic, but this looks like it is written/edited by an AI chatbot.
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1d4wtm8
Thay black dress omfg. These new actresses could never
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1d5nrlq
Unnecessary jaw/chin surgery 
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1d3a26l
Free time brooo .. Indians have too much free time
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1d4t0wh
Sridevi ki policy ka kya hua ?
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1d5rdei
This cruise seems like real life Dil Dhadakne Do
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1d690oh
European countries dont pay as high as their US counterparts 3 cr INR= 330K euros per year which is very senior management level, not usually found else where , mostly a lie
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1d5eu6n
Kal main porsche chala rahi tab meri sadi mein juice gira tha maine steering chorh di thi tab wahaa gaadi mein kon tha ? Wahan kon tha? Tum thi ? Main thi ? Kon tha ? Kaun tha???
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1d5ec0r
Call me a pessimist but I expect the BJP to win albeit with a smaller majority especially with the multiple instances of election coercion and fraud we've seen.
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1d3sum0
Achaa hua mai single hun
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1d5mb1w
Maybe I was talking about an actual account Because then if they get threatening messages those accounts can be reported and blocked
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1d2zw9v
We are bringing back the age of kings, priests, and superstitions. Oppression for everyone except for the chosen few.
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1d4nrbr
I think it flopped when it released so producers probably never tried again
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1d5lfg1
It's my brand OP, send me 50000Rs I will courier you the T shirt (Brand Name: Trust me bro) /s
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1d0zr3d
One Nation One Dictator One Nation One Party One Nation One Religion One Nation One Code One Nation One Caste One Nation One Class
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1d5czgw
I'd be so mad if a bunch of women I socially interact with talked about my husband like this. Zero class.
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1d50ncp
They brought back the buses, Ananya is going to be annoyed!
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1d50oj5
Hurray…….new nose
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1d5t6d1
This seems more like sarcasm lol plus she rich af and has connections in don’t think anyone would want to ruin anything w her
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1d05iq6
You misspelled dictatorship /s
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1d0u7e6
What’s your excuse?
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1d0wp97
We're seeing such a drastic increase because of corporate interests. Do you want a government owned by corporations because that's how you get there.
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1d2v0om
That's great
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1d5huyb
This sub literally worships aish and ignores every wrong done by herrr. She has a major superiority complex 
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1d67sql
He is a gentleman for admitting this. But while mud slinging Hindi movie actors, let’s not forget the creepy age differences down South too. Why target only one industry, when all the industries are super creepy in terms of age gaps between the Male & Female leads….
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1d67z63
Ott pe release karna padega. I don’t think it will create any impact if made here. Ott pe hi release hogi Aur udhar bhi censorship laws hai.
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1d5grrg
So was she supposed to turn into a fossil in her 40s!! The age shaming on this sub is just too much
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1d3y0mz
Openly LGBTQ community in India doesn't exist actually. It's more of a religious / politically motivated feat tbh.
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1d1nkny
Now do it in every state ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20098)
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1cxduga
They gonna kick him out soon from tesla, elon musk has morphed himself into a conspiracy theory pedler using his X (twitter) platform. I think he is done.
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1d0ybiy
Yes. This time they asked us to pay an amount towards insurance for gas cylinder mishaps.
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1d5eu6n
The whole family is arrested at this point just because the kid wanted to drive fast. Ruined so many lives
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1d6563a
Kajol has stayed with her in laws her whole marriage, and it worked very well for them. It just depends on the family.
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1d5cbvc
Avinash ofcourse because he is a great actor and hot af
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1d4yq4i
i think anything with Lotus will be a taboo soon for several years
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1d67sql
Yeah i don’t think Salman would be able to do that with Suhana or SRK with Sara. They are the daughters of their friends/colleagues and grew up before their eyes, so makes sense
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1d6563a
100% agreed, everybody like to paint Aish as the victim of Bacchan household abuse but truth be told, Aish has always had an uppity attitude and never had many friends, I dont think she's easy to get along with. Remember that interview where she said she cant talk to other actresses bc all they do is talk about handbags?? lol,, Aish does not talk to her brother and his family as well, I dont think AB Jr and his family are saints but it takes two to tango
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1d2mbef
Phone par kisi se baat karlo uske baad sayd ho jaye
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1d5hdtu
DP gets negative attention for apparently not looking like how she is supposed to and Anushka for looking like how she is supposed to.
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1d5gyw6
That's sweet. I was exposed to the old movies in a very similar fashion when a channel started airing a program called Bioscope every Sunday at 12 noon and I saw almost all the notable movies of RK Films(The studio owned by Raj Kapoor) and a lot of other older popular films. Good times!
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1d2cb2f
What's the proof that it's a he or a she or an old man inside? The man of the bonnet looks like he won't be able to hold a pen, leave aside write anything.
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1d15x46
Anand ,looking dapper losing all that weight ,spitting Heavier Facts !! Always keep mt ears peeled when he's around!
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1d3zyae
Best FM for what? India had no choice but to accept IMF dictated terms and conditions. Best FM for putting IMF terms and conditions in budget??
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1d5jij3
![gif](giphy|LliWQ44FoWzZu) "Sab jalte Hain isse" A big LoL to Reddit fan army of Aishwarya
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1d670le
yeah if u wanna see some dumbfks justifying it sure.
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1d06w29
If this is really a gang war, I am happy to see them finish off each other.
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1d15ww8
OP. Here is my take on this. As any other person on this subreddit, you can choose to ignore this and go off on a tangent. The problem about Hindu vs Muslims, is not one about religions. It is not about cultural practices either. It is nevermore so about the wrongs done by one community on other. The problem is, however, about isolation. Think about your parents. How many Muslims on average do they interact with in a normal and very casual setting, say every day? Or let's say every week? Every month? Every year? In last 10 years of their lives? The answer you will find is very few. There is very little exposure today. While the world is connected more so than ever, the exposure has decreased. So where do they get their exposure to form opinions about others? From media. And I am not talking about News media. I am talking about the entire media in general. Be it songs, movies, shows, art, literature, etc. Anyone who is forming their opinions, either in positive light or in negative light, they are doing so by exposing the themselves to these media. Now, why is media so polarising? Is it because of politics? Well, that has always been true to a partial extent. Then is it because of apathy? That is essentially an outcome, isn't it? So it can't be that. The answer to above will be the need for comfort. Majority population in every nation, in every era, in every region, has always been on a struggle to survive. In times past, the working hours were less, but the living conditions weren't so much. In times of current era, the living conditions have improved exponentially, but so have working hours and need for labour. All this leaves a common populace devoid of energy to look outside of what they find comfortable, be it in terms of opinions and thought process or in terms of experiences. And this is why they turn to media. We have seen examples, countless many, that illustrate that people who are exposed to a widers variety of opinions and cultures are able to empathise more easily with others and be a tad bit more understanding. But this exposure requires you to ensure you get exposed to both wrongs and rights of an idea or a culture. Simply being content with one side of a community or ideal will always make you blind to the other side and hamper a full understanding of why someone may stand on the opposite end of the empathy spectrum with respect to the idea or culture you support or stand against. And all of this is individual effort. It is no one else's responsibility to ensure you are exposed to every facet of an idea or culture. No moral responsibility or ethical responsibility, lies on others to improve your understanding. You yourself are the sole heir of that responsibility. Others may sometimes come as a guide or helpers to point you in a direction. So both you and your parents have yet to fully understand the ideas and cultures you support and/or stand against.
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1d1s3oo
Some of those pics are breathtaking.
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1d2grpe
Great news.
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1d5jajk
Why does he stay? Because the bitch will take half his money or more and the son.
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1d4dex7
can never ever blam her, show biz is a shitty industry. one wrong thing and bam you'll be out like you never existed.
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1d2fgo3
ICMR and FSSAI are toothless clowns who actually do nothing. Instead of putting out non scientific nonsense, they can actually enforce real standards and take strict action on stuff laced with actual harmful stuff like heavy metals. Ayush medicines are allowed to be sold in India with [literal Mercury added to it]( and without any scientific or human studies, and the government is busy putting butter and protein powder as ultra processed food
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1d6ccm5
lol you know it’s Gauri Khan designs when you see long, green plant pots everywhere
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1d6ekpk
Still she never got a burger ad
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1d4vkhr
>Salman paid the price due to his star status What price?
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1d4xxln
Oh God I hate this woman so much
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1d1szoa
Again it's clear that laws apply differently to politicians than to normal people. Maybe the accusations are fake, but normal people would be in jail waiting for the court to hear their cases
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1d2jwpd
97%? Naw dawg, 177 is 0.25% of 69000. Thats a *99.7%* discount.
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1d3y2nn
Chunaav radd ho jaayenge is delulu
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1d5o5hr
I can't wait to taste the tears of the liberals in our country and outside especially Al-Jazeera and BBC.
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1d4tttf
Damn Gujratis blood sucking as usual. Kerala wow.
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1d5i3y0
Yaaar ab toh I don’t even give a fuck. Clout chasers need to get a life.
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1d68ye5
Those from my generation will remember the back-and-forth with vendors over small change. The convenience of UPI, especially for low value transactions is mind-blowing!
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1cx1yq9
First the porsche kid gets bail and now this.
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1cvil0r
I think BMC should replace BC as a cuss expression
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1d1orot
So why does modi beg for votes for himself and not for his party ? Why do you want fir ek baar modi sarkar and not bjp sarkar
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1cvmihh
Well it's free publicity for bjp if Modi arrest him then he will be declared dictatorship but he will not and prove himself as democratic guy and in the end aap just make fool out of themselves
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1d68mk3
As much as ik all the big actors have their massive teams for which they bill the producers… Why you would only target Ranveer?
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1d2pdgf
Modi is like a instagram influencer more than a pm
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1cznqhe
Listen get this suicide crap out of your mind cause suicide is a coward's easy way out. Prabhu sent us here to live and fight for what we want and attain Moksha. And for your preparation join pw pathshala as it is inexpensive(sasta) but I don't know about it's content quality(research by yourself). Or you can also see some teacher's on YouTube. When situation is not in our favour the best we can do is adjust. If you work by yourself on preparation you can get your desired result. Also consult the issues with your parents as they have seen the world more than any of us. They will come up with some solution.Some times the only solution for some problems is patience. Don't take much stress and keep this suicidal shit out of borders of mind. Think of how much damage it will do to your parents of you leaving them in such a time of crisis. Be with your family and you will come out of it.
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1d4vpgx
He can’t have his own view? Come on man! Stop with the unnecessary hate.
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1d355di
They, themselves are the people who decide salaries of all government staff, so they decided to hike their own, kon rokega unko... mai hi daudunga, mai hi jitunga aur mai hi gold medal lunga...
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1d5kg4p
yes because if the illuminati existed they would surely leave clues out like the riddler
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1d6cx3o
Try work from home content writing maybe? A lot of people need content writers for social media marketing these days. You can hide the job from your parents if it's work from home and get some job experience and financial freedom. Since you have some experience to show for with writing reviews you have a good chance of getting the job. 
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1czjmk4
First start checking i cards then protest. Half of these are filled with underaged students.
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1d0sfo8
1. Colleges/Universities not teaching Industry aligned curriculum. 2. Still not a favourable environment for new people to set up their businesses and ultimately create jobs. 3. Over saturated tech fields, mismatch in demand n supply. 4. Huge influx of People wasting their prime preparing for government jobs, just so they can sit back n relax for their entire life. (Very few people crack government exams but rest of them are just there for convenience and not passion).
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1d1ramf
BJP can meddle with the state govts like that because they control the central govt and electoral bonds coupled with central agencies gave them the wealth to play horse trading in the states where they have a significant presence. If they no longer control the central govt the whole structure of extorted revenue to horse trading that they have created will no longer be there. You would be seeing a lot of former Congress and other former regional leaders switch back their allegiances if that happens.
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1d3zek0
Feels as if PM aur Party khe beech mein competition chal raha hein ,kaun sabse zyaada phek sakta hein .
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1d5nrlq
She was beautiful before & now she looks like someone else
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1d5rfla
I am sad that I will miss all this comedy from 5th June 2024
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1czehnv
Jo Sarab pike Gaadi chala sakta hai, wo pehle se hi adult hai, ushe treat karo wese hi
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1d2ocxa
I don’t want the Taliban obviously but I also don’t want the Hindutvaliban. 
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1d0tzt0
I swear. Ugh.
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1d5ml1w
It’s true after some point it would be exhausting bc ur kinda forced to be there n look your best. But I guess it’s nice that they get a vacation that’s all covered so u have to feel lucky yk
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1d685g4
Smart guy. Kept it mr beast vs t series unlike the other guy who dragged the whole country 
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1d5s3xk
What’s Ayan looking at? Ranbir leans up and gets fit and he does this?
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