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1d5qy9t
She has a horrible sense of style. It’s almost like she closes her eyes and picks whatever her hand touches first in the closet.
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1d0x8d2
The reputation of our country is already spoilt by these types of Indian men and the number of crimes happening against woman
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1d6ben8
oh accha got it
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1d66h0o
Last wedding in the Mukesh and Nita household. Let them go crazy!
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1czehnv
Make it 120 days and you'll have the accused as an adult.
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1d5uuyx
Again. It is never about men against women, in cases of sexual harassment. It is always powerful against the ones they hold power over. Sexual harrasment is a version of Power Harrasment afterall. This power differs in situations from people to people. Someone without financial power can have physical power over someone when they find each other alone. Someone physically weak can have psychological power over someone else whom they abuse. The cure for this is to actually understand what those in positions of weakness might have to suffer through. Our stories, be they books, music, or movies, they can play a part. Alas, they haven't matured yet.
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1d4p0c6
Basically roads are doing the job.
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1d355di
They, themselves are the people who decide salaries of all government staff, so they decided to hike their own, kon rokega unko... mai hi daudunga, mai hi jitunga aur mai hi gold medal lunga...
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1d6836s
Odd that how the only person being assaulted here is the supposed attacker. Mobs like their fun.
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1czj077
How dumb
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1d1x3b8
This is the best starlink photo i have seen in a while
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1d5huyb
Mallika was too hot to handle man. That karle gunah with ishq bector is just fire.
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1d4vpgx
Haven't seen the film, probably won't either but those YT comments seem like they aren't from people who watched it either. No way to know if Anmol is wrong
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1d5hdtu
Hey don't call yourself crazy because you're not...just switch to better glasses!
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1d3zloj
Sensors are paid actors
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1d0k6k7
Big W for India
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1d4ujvh
andh vishwas mat phelao, google news is down.
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1d5dryw
I feel she is smart and catering to the audience. Her next film stree 2 will be a big hit
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1d5g8sv
BJP 335.
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1d0h0x1
I would consider this a economic policy, if this were not Punjab. Since this is Punjab, ISI infiltration and recruitment via this route is a likely possibility.
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1d5xzsx
Need tor reform the labour laws, so that manufacturing sector will improve, so that semi skilled people also get jobs there which is not possible so much in service sector
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1d6cx3o
Parents in general need to understand that their children can only be as good as them or **marginally** better than they were. Not like, if they were just govt employees, their child could turn out like a prodigy.
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1cy08fj
One leading Govt. bank started deducting some amount monthly from my father's account(in hometown). When my father got to know after few months bank clerk told that must be some locker charge or such. My father said it's not supposed to that much for locker etc. Since amount was roughly 1-2K my father let it go. Turns out current branch (where we are now) guys started some SIP into mutual funds without telling my father. They didn't clarify when my father asked them numerous times that a SIP is going on. We got to know this when 2 years later my father opened a demat account & that app was showing mutual fund balance in my father's name. My father was pleasantly surprised to see that & continued the SIP happily.
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1d68lee
I know I would have thrown it in the dustbin as soon as she left. Because you can't use just anyone's belongings. Hope you understand.
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1d49hqx
Thanks Coco!
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1d060ds
Never order Milk from Swiggy - it’s always spoilt
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1d5l238
Bichare samundar ke janwar pareshan ho gaye honge otne gaane bajane se
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1d42j0k
Anecdotes aren’t used as evidence for policy responses.
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1d4q7dh
You keep telling me about my stunts as if you know me so well, your idea of me is how I've shared my story and I've kept it very open and real and guess what real people have flaws, I could paint myself as however I wanted to be perceived, but I expressed myself as real as I am. I don't even need to justify myself to a name on the internet as you, you can go celebrate your idol world preaching and fake empathy, but you very well know who you are when the doors are shut and the lights are off. I put myself and my story out, I'm proud of myself. I'm not a perfect guy and I strive to be better.
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1d42j0k
The % of divorce shows an empowered society where women can walk out of shitty relationships. It barely matters if it’s 1.5% or 50% - it doesn’t mean anything else.
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1d693uu
Wasn't that the entire point of the special marriage act. Like marriage between different faiths or did I get something wrong here???
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1d5pfy4
Srk Vidya and srk Tabu!! Would love to see either of this pairing!
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1d690oh
I completely get what you are saying. My friend really doesn't care for art or culture, nor diversity. He is very happy looking at his investment and savings at the end of every month. I guess it depends on individuals, each want different things in life.
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1d39vz9
the climate worsens exponentially
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1d4ciql
A lot of people of your age with hot blood will advise you to stand up for yourself and leave the house as soon as possible. Please don't do that. By leaving the house or fighting back, you will not solve anything. You are perhaps too young to understand a few things, and that is okay and not being said to be disrespectful. Everyone goes through all life phases, but here I am trying to give you some wisdom, and hopefully, you can use it to your advantage. I was in a very similar situation growing up in a middle-class family. One day, all of a sudden, my angry father, whom I loved and respected a lot but never said, got diagnosed with an aggressive brain tumor. Fast forward to a few months, he took his last breath in my arm, and neither of us said to each other how much we loved and cared for each other. We take things and people for granted and only realize their value when they are no longer around. The only way to solve your situation is for one party to compromise, and I know you would think they should learn the new ways because they are the elders, and you are the young ones. They should love you first. But that is not how it will work. You will need to talk to them with love and respect. Continue doing that, and one day, they will realize. Even if they don't, you will have no regrets later in your life. The only answer is unconditional love and respect. Unless someone is physically abusive, in this case, you must stand up for yourself and the sake of other family members.
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1d5gjl3
so basically,true freedom means sufficiently brainwashing people to follow certain ideologies voluntarily. because everyone wants to teach children their own opinions.
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1d2c1xu
Infuriating that they're all just randomly checking how much has been written and most definitely awarding marks arbitrarily. Also, why is she trying to act coy? 
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1d67v15
Ambani's are a normal Gujarati family that just enjoys the glamour and traction that bollywood brings to them. Also there are good looking people every in the party hence it kind of works for them
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1d5kudz
You forgot him? ![gif](giphy|c3YpTceS6Z4ljhrqvh|downsized)
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1d370j7
Every time I see someone escaping such conmen I feel happy. Though I'd feel much much happier if they could somehow be apprehended and punished.
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1d1wero
PGs aren't regulated, leave them bad reviews and name/shame them.
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1d36u0q
It's all from one shitty party. What will happen now? Another essay competition or driver replaced for his son.
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1d3a26l
from your description of yourself you sound like a 10/10 girl with qualities that most decent guys would look for in a girl. i think you should embrace your personality on a greater level by saying >!laude apna kaam kar!< to anyone bothering you for being yourself. much love
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1d3wwq4
Bangles are already worn when debate was declined, ab antharyudh ke baad kya ye choodiya pehnenge ?
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1d6bc46
Parineeti is busy playing her new life role: Miskiina
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1d1d4r7
“Literally”?
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1d0yinm
First PK, now SM. Moles are coming out slowly.
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1d5eokn
My two cents. I don’t like him. I don’t find him attractive and his personality is off putting (not that it matters to him). But that’s one side of his being. He is a decent actor and has given some good performances, so definitely not just a courtjester.
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1d37eq5
And people praise these kind of stars
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1cxt18q
Great story and good for her, hardwork and dedication pays off well.
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1d6bkfe
Yes I am aware about that but the parent company is ultimately Korean the profit goes there loss to us
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1d68jon
I didn't even know something like this movie existed till this post. It cannot be true
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1cyllx7
It is not a deep-fake. It is just leveraging power of generative AI.
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1cxsd4n
Rather be caught watching panty and stocking than him. Ref.
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1d15x46
4 nimbu nichodne ke baad dudh bhi itta nahi fat-ta jitti tumhari fat-ti hai bro i’ll use this sentence a lot from now on
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1d6bx6s
She is adorable! But why is indian media only obsessed with star kids with Eurocentric features like her,Taimur…
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1d1x1uk
Shithole of a country.
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1d16ytt
I would also like to add that the Agniveer program was introduced because the government is finding it difficult to foot the bill of pensions and salaries of defence personnel.
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1d11y5n
All this heat means extreme rain also. These orange turds can't deal with these problems. Yogi karega 180million logon ka vikas. Rahul se bhi umeed Kam hain. Edit: downvote karne se kuch nahi hoga c****yon, our future has a lot of struggles if this isn't fixed. And the ministers and elected reps on all sides continue to mislead us. Also we have really terrible awareness of the situation. All of us.
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1d0wp97
**Let us summarise the known facts:** 1. Foreign institutions not controlled/influenced by the government are net sellers. Historically, this has led to the SENSEX/NIFTY going down. 2. DIIs that are controlled/influenced by the government are net buyers. 3. Put Options have increased. 4. Amit Shah publicly asked people to buy shares. 5. India Volatility index has spiked up.
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1d3a26l
Because most of them got nothing else to do in their sad pathetic lives
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1d2g0fr
Such a dumb thing to come from chairman of ISRO.
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1d5kudz
Katrina’s crying scene in Baar Baar dekho was so atrocious. I stopped watching the film after that.
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1d07mvf
Nice.
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1czjmk4
How can u take down the entire establishment for that? It could easily be the entrance guy not checking ID correctly.
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1d4u7yw
The way I’m so excited for this. THANK YOU FINALLY AJAY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THANK YOU TABU. The hold she has over this man is actually great for Hindi cinema
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1d0tzt0
BTW, regarding AC... Labs love cool weather. However, it's not mandatory to run AC 24*7. Make him walk, take him outdoors, play with him. Expend his energy, make him comfortable so that he knows it's fine without ac too. Mine lab too loved AC but enjoyed wherever we used to be. Don't worry, he'll take some time to be accustomed to you, family, house and weather.
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1d5jajk
A real live wire marriage this is!
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1d4vpgx
Why ? Not everyone needs to agree with your opinion.
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1d1n916
And just like that an innocent life full of dreams is gone. Please be careful and compassionate. Life is fragile and too short. I wish he is now in a better place, if there is one.
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1d0b1sv
Malum nhi tha Naruto bhe election me khada hai
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1d6eeur
sir aaj twitter ka mahaul dekha kya aap? (double trouble)
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1d4dex7
What do you expect ?? he is the son of the former CM of Andhra Pradesh and he himself is a very if you want to call him that reputed actor in the Tollywood industry. And has a fucking fandom who will support him no matter what.
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1d34mg4
There's an automated system for this in Indian railways which has been rather helpful, keeping me around women whenever I am traveling.
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1d5mqe9
they all do. DP/PC are some of the biggest culprits.
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1d48z1u
My RK. Watched it yesterday to fall in love with it and him all over again.
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1d2b3jh
I mean not that I know of but some nazis thought that Hitler was the Vishnu avatar meant to end Kali yug
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1cwx1ws
Fighting discrimination by discrimination.
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1d4vtks
I also back Rahul Gandhi as PM face for Congress and Indi alliance, forever. He is BJP's star campaigner. As long as he is PM face, BJP has a cakewalk.
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1d2djq6
To be fair, india is developing public transport quite heavily. There is now a metro in Delhi, Lucknow, Kanpur and a bunch of other tier 2/1(?) cities. My hometown - Bareilly, UP even started a bus line for the first time in the last few years.
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1d5j85l
Keep *fingering* up for lifetime...his wife would appreciate it
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1d34tgd
I say this as someone whose first language is Hindi, why do this??? Yaar there are so many problems to solve in this fucking hell of a country and this is what the the centre is changing?????
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1d2r1o3
Which riot did she fuel? They peacefully protested for months, is that rioting now?
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1d479nr
By that, do you mean BA in IT, Finance, etc.? I was kind of researching on BA in the IT field as my friend will soon be referring me for Reliance (Probably by July). So I did some surface level research regarding Scrum, Agile, BRD, FRS, etc. How different is the role differing from industry to industry? And if I say get into IT, do I need to have a lot of technical knowledge too?
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1d2jwpd
Smuggling krde kya
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1d4wjb1
I was eating mangoes when I read the news. I think that would be the last time I ever ate mangoes
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1d4tr43
I think looking at the second slide the birth rate has stabilized in all states but some states are older. So Bihar has a less death rate than Karnataka even though birth rate difference isn't that high
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1d49hhs
So current movies are so trash they had to bring back the savior of bollywood, directed by a south director. I would watch it again if I get an opportunity
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1d0x8d2
Gulf countries - auzaar kat! , auzaar kat!
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1d3tfwa
AQI is 12 today.
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1d5u17h
Just skim read some of the comments here. Looks like some wokes need to wake up from their lala dream and smell the coffee.
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1cvh13s
Did you read the article?
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1d3wwq4
Oh sorry mate, misunderstanding. I'll leave my mistake there for context.
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1cvhmer
done so smoothly.
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1d5l9pt
Bc roz ka natak h inka
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1d3zloj
I set up a pollution and general weather station here in Navi Mumbai - An Indian government / UNEP (United Nations Environment Programme) certified system, installed correctly under a shelter in the shade with a breeze etc and the government didn't like the results so tried to move it lol... They actually moved all 28 weather and pollution monitoring stations that were giving high results up into the hills and mountains or on top of skyscrapers for the whole Mumbai, Navi Mumbai and Thane Metropolitan Region (MMR). For my one I ended up installing it at the Consulate I work in so they couldn't keep harassing me, the consulate is the only weather station giving accurate weather and pollution data for all Mumbai at the moment.
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1d6ajxe
70% tax is wild
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1d4rpfa
He is so good
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1d5gsfl
Why are people concerned about the government's profits? The government is not a profit making company. It is not supposed to be one. Edit: Posting because the comment was deleted after i already typed the reply >Because most of the govt losses are due to inability and inefficiency of their business models not because of subsidies and general expenditures. If govt runs a business smoothly atleast from that business it should be close to break even point if not profitable. >Overall agar expenditure se thoda loss ho toh that’s not an issue, but even general PSUs are making heavy losses. They are supposed to make profit or they’ll be privatised soon enough. Government has no business in doing business. Highways are not like telephone plans or insurance. Don't think they can just be privatised the same way. Building highways is not a business for the government. It is an expenditure on infrastructure. They could turn it into a profitable business and start selling monthly subscriptions and family plans for people to drive on the highways instead of setting up toll booths only at district borders or such. Who will be the customers? The same people who paid taxes for building the highways in the first place. People are asking for free health care and education... Will that not create losses? But it is necessary because that is the government's responsibility to develop the country and its people.
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1d36swj
We love politics
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