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1d0hd4u | The way ECI is behaving there is something fishy | 0 |
1d36x8o | LMAO, fiscal policy institute is a Karnataka government organization.
Unironically, Obama awards Obama a medal meme. | 0 |
1d68j47 | You guys just make up stuff… Promotions etc is mentioned in contract which she signed 3 years ago… She isn’t even posting about her massive Cartier Global campaign… She might not be posting every xyz thing but she has posted about Kalki several times…
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1d6836s | Guys she's innocent... I've seen the cctv footage those women were trying to cover her car or smthg and her car didn't even touched them | 0 |
1d5k062 | Have to hand it to Madras. But Bombay is a better city. | 0 |
1d34mg4 | This is just dumb. Instead of punishing the culprits we are findings workarounds. When I went to Atari/Wagah border I saw how Pakistani folks were having gender based seating.
Above is like USA not banning weapons but having bullet proof rooms and doors in the schools to save kids from mishaps. | 0 |
1d1m9f1 | All the tests he mentioned could be done in one day only. Why the hell he went to Max instead of a government hospital? | 0 |
1cw88q9 | Seems like you are the problem and shit level of management every company needs to get rid off.
If you don't know what's your legal right and curse folks for exercising their rights, then you are the problem. Keep your opinion to yourself, and work. None asked you to give ethics lesson on work life balance here | 0 |
1d48l6z | I don’t believe anything nowadays lol especially when the makers themselves confess to manipulating numbers in order to put up a facade | 0 |
1d4vkhr | Anyone can get away with literally everything and in any country with the right amount of money . Thing is celebrity pays the price of being public figure and rightly so
Do you think there are no more endangered hunting or hit and runs in this country?? but we're all aware the conviction rate and hardly any one of them gets the limelight | 0 |
1d2pol3 | The moment the word 'Dalit' comes up in a sexual assault case, most of us who dominate the discourse on social media (urban upper caste) don't know how to feel. It's a moment of condolence followed by the inability to relate with the victim or actually empathize with her suffering. In some corner of our minds, there's a notion that because such kind of violence towards Dalits is common, it's not that big of a deal. It doesn't threaten our own safety because "they" are different from us. We know that the power dynamics at play in a Dalit assault don't apply to us. We rationalize it and then we forget about it.
If it happens to one of us, there's shock and disbelief and fear and outrage. It catches our attention and instantly makes us justice warriors. 'If it could happen to her, it could happen to anybody'. We dominate the law & order, we dominate the media and we dominate the discourse. We decide what's worth fighting for and what we should just read and ignore.
I wish people prove me wrong, starting with this case. | 0 |
1d055tl | Achha kaam | 0 |
1d2jws8 | I am in my late 40s and considering the diagnosis too. | 0 |
1d25kxl | > “Narendra Modi ji speaks about Mangalsutra, Mutton, Machhali, Mughal and Mujra, but does not talk about ‘Make in India’? Why Modi ji does not utter a SINGLE word on the Economy in his numerous election speeches? The answer lies in his Govt’s ABJECT FAILURE ! Make in India flopped, PLI Scheme floundered and Exports are in a free fall,” he said on X. | 0 |
1cwyxir | Hang them. No tolerance for this shit. | 0 |
1d3zloj | Sensors are trying to shame India! These sensors are part of the Tukde tukde gang! | 1 |
1cyrude | Jayanagar layout was Asia's largest planned layout. It's so great to stay in this layout. No water Shortage. Only if we copied this layout all over bangalore | 0 |
1d1ebej | These are games that shall be played by big boys . Go to a police station and file a complaint and request for registration of complaint. Either you or police are bullshitting . They don't need evidence to register a complaint and start investigation. Your sisters complaint is that she is being harassed online , it's up to the police to find who is doing that. They will ask her if they need her input.
If it does not work , contact women's commission. To be Frank , you are not taking this seriously and you sound more like a child, get some adults involved please. | 0 |
1d4ud41 | Very good for Adani Ambani and upper castes. Not good for everyone else. | 0 |
1d0wefk | Where can I buy | 0 |
1d5o5hr | “All exit polls are wrong, mera Rahul baba jeetega” - Darbari Ramesh
*Moye Moye*
EVM hack, ECI corrupt - Death of Democracy - Dictator Modi.
Let the Rudali begin … | 0 |
1d4p23w | Except Kerala where it is flooding and raining like crazy in the last one week. Kochi is almost submerged. | 0 |
1d1uwdi | I don't care | 0 |
1d615sb | Balayya fans writing wattpad revenge fic. OP cope. | 0 |
1d4vkhr | Salman has arbaaz done that too? | 0 |
1d4nhvi | Ranbir was the IT boy during that time... Top most Actors and Directors were dying to work with him!! Rockstar,YJHD,Barfi in a span of a year is INSANE... | 0 |
1d46cv6 | Modi has ruined Manmohan's name by deceitfully misquoting him, people who were open to Dr Manmohan are now gonna be closed off. | 0 |
1d4eu2n | The budget cant be 80 crore . look at the whole season it can't be more than 10-12 cr | 1 |
1d0uchr | I'm a grown ass man now, but when I was in my teens, I so believed that the human mind is such a beautiful thing and I wanted to know what goes on in other people's minds. A part of that teenage boy fantasy is still left in me, but boy-oh-boy, how wrong I was. I don't want to know what goes on in the minds of such monsters and every one else around these monsters that allowed for situations to go totally out of hand. | 0 |
1d34oqt | srsly.....that was the most 'penny wise, pound foolish' decision NDA ever took in this term... | 1 |
1d23ur7 | Being chubby isn't the same as being unhealthy, a muscular body isn't the same as a healthy body. Fat is very important for daily life and if your fat distribution is weird you'll look more fat even if you have less fat than a "normal" looking person. You just need to eat healthy to be healthy even if you look fat after eating healthy you shouldn't worry about it. Also yeah it's pretty disgusting that people touch you without your permission, imo make better friends. | 0 |
1d4wcos | Stop cutting trees, throwing trash on the streets, stop single use disposable plastics, stop burning things like plastics, stop single use menstrual pads and switch to reusable, always fully empty plastic water bottles as water in bottles that are disposed never return to the earth, take a bicycle/bus/walk instead of driving a car, turn lights off or power off when not in use, lower meat consumption
there’s a million things we can do | 0 |
1cyt4yu | I thought only Hindus were bad because of castes.... | 0 |
1cxuokj | Kannadigas say they are proud Indians as well (outside of India). | 1 |
1d4pq8m | They do this every few months just to be in limelight after this they will be spotted together | 0 |
1d5vipn | TW
One thing that stopped me from watching Satyaprem Ki Katha was the implied violation scene. I am so glad this topic was touched in a film but it hit too close home for me to watch because once someone whom I knew breached my boundaries to an extent, behind closed doors and I didn't even have the courage to say no because he was physically bigger than me and I honestly feared that my 'no' could result in something way worse. I was 18 and he was 23. The incident haunted me for long and like Katha it changed me in many ways. I watch the ending scene multiple times for closure and catharsis but I never watch the whole film. May he get the most miserable life and death. Amen. | 0 |
1d6c7m2 | Currently there is a delusion going on that social media popularity= box office
This is Messing up the equation but other than that what Aamir said is absolutely true.
Also this should be applied soon and not wait for 5-10 movies to flop before coming to senses. | 0 |
1d1hm23 | Its going to get harder and harder to move to US.
Only the rich or the highly educated will be able to do so.. | 0 |
1d4yxpg | He does have a valid point. Promote not only your local products, but also language & culture  | 0 |
1d2grfj | Tells you the work of independent India is still ongoing
Whites replaced by brown babus | 0 |
1d554cw | I still feel her accent was not very harsh
She just tried to sound a bit sharp and smooth and it is sort of okay compared to celebs who behave as if they were born there and then do that accent
But the song by God | 0 |
1d5uvlc | So now West Bengal is the only state which seems to have violence during elections. Bihar and UP which were notoriously famous for poll violence has peaceful elections for past couple of years. | 0 |
1d64o5u | Thank you for this. I am at your end stage as well, I am being too stringent and finding flaws instead of adjusting a bit. And the ease of just firing up an app and getting dates is very tempting instead of putting in more effort and working on what I have.
It is nice to see this jotted down and I can hopefully improve myself and find love. | 0 |
1cxefbu | true AF | 0 |
1d5g0jb | If any1 among Hindi guys, watched Hanu-man in Hindi dub, there is a scene where hero tests his powers against Train. That scene was impersonification, mockery against Bala krishna's film scene. To our surprise, Hindi dubbing dept changed balakrishna into rajnikanth. If rajni kanth fans filed case on dubbing team, it would have been fair enough. Rajnikanth is a spiritual person, has high level of decency. It was unfair to drag his name in Hindi dub.
Bala krishna need to be taught a lessons like this. He need to be mocked more in order to make his casteist fans apologetic, self-defensive for defending such moral-less actor. If your films are bad, then its tolerated, made fun but if you are feudal minded, then its not tolerated. | 0 |
1cymfds | Iss clown ko andar daalo. | 0 |
1d5vxlg | The life of every party
(mujhe sirf ek baar Ranveer ke saath party karna hai life mein) | 0 |
1d1id8h | Ek din k 350 milte hai. Dihadi mazdoor bhi din mein kamse kam 500 kamata hai | 0 |
1d4oxi7 | isnt this directly lifted from this sub?
anyways i feel like all of this negativity happening at once is just...not good | 0 |
1d3wg8h | Great. Another white person getting more limelight than other dalit and adivasi activists who have been fighting the system for long. | 0 |
1d5hklv | I would be Salman Khan, and I'll go chill with SRK for the whole day as his best friend. | 0 |
1d2exxc | Not sure on what basis you're calling it poorly designed, if anything I'd say it's quite well designed. | 0 |
1cx0gj0 | But look at the odds. Bencho truck have to catch a fire only when it enter petrol pump. | 0 |
1d2djq6 | Pedestrians and bikers seem to just say fuck it and drive or walk out in front of cars, trucks and buses without paying attention. In Pune it's horrible. You'll be taking a left at an intersection and a biker will cut you off from the front and go right. Pedestrians will cross the road anywhere and at anytime instead of waiting for the signal to turn red.
People seem to value their time more than their life on the road. The number of helmetless degenerates on bikes that ride past cops in Pune is appalling. The cops don't even give a fuck because of how common it is and how little money they can fleece from a biker, let alone stopping them in the 1st place.
To add to the shitty driving manners and attitudes we have our dog shit roads, filled with potholes. Cars, trucks and buses constantly break the rules by running through signals and driving rashly. Lane discipline is non existent. Almost no one uses their indicators.
It's just fucking pathetic to see. Stupid people with no regard for the law or their own life, terrible infrastructure, useless traffic police and a complete lack of respect for other people.
In stark contrast to this Germany with their no speed limit Autobahn experiences a negligible amount of accident deaths. They have the best and most responsible drivers that I've come across. | 0 |
1d5smwh | Looks matter | 0 |
1czjmk4 | 60k staff?
Bar hai ya Army? | 1 |
1d6d6uy | Once you look past all the fluff, the bottom line is that there are certain people, who are extremely influential and wealthy, whose companies are regularly funded by Russian money linked directly to Putin. These people are linked directly to the ruling government at the very top. Do the math. Birds of a feather flock together.
Also, China will be (and has already) gobbled-up parts of India while the government sits pretty and acts like it isn't happening, so while your concern is appreciated, the real danger to India is much closer to home than Russia. | 0 |
1d2dcsu | Tbf the grandfather is also a criminal, and supposedly has tentacles operational in the underworld. The doctor could’ve easily been intimidated into accepting such a trivial sum.
I’m just speculating, don’t come at me. The Pope could be a Catholic for all you know. | 0 |
1d4t0wh | "Mai sath me Ghar chala rhi hu " /s hanji bilkul.. Aap apne paise hi khud pe spend krlo wohi bhot h | 1 |
1d3hkmd | Last yr same was set up in Las Vegas.
There was a Formula one race and they literally add these kind of bridges all over the streets.
It was shocking at first. | 0 |
1d5huyb | Shhhh "Ashwariya se jalte hai sab". She is an angel she can do nothing wrong. | 1 |
1d4iakf | Bollywood ka Balayya | 1 |
1d11i5d | Insert “Bhaiya galti se mere muh se nikal gaya” meme. | 0 |
1d0uchr | In the future we will tell kids how fucked up India used to be before the revolution. How Chinese elders describe the time before 49. | 0 |
1d65u68 | Wow. The cringe fest that must have been | 0 |
1d48vc2 |
Deepika and Ranveer in ang laga de definitely! This was so hot and sensual. Everything about that kiss felt real, so much so that it felt like an intruder witnessing such an intimate moment | 0 |
1d5yerb | SRK and Vimal gutkha. He really embodied the role | 1 |
1d1ebej | At this point, it's probably best just to change your phone number and get a new WhatsApp account with it, and only share it with trusted friends and family. | 0 |
1d5kmy3 | Looks like men are hurt that a women-led film found its audience and was well received. | 0 |
1cyv9cn | Why is it always have to be driver made to a scapegoat | 0 |
1d2o00l | Unfortunately, they have stopped replying in customer care. I raised the issue on Twitter and they asked me to DM my order ID. I haven’t heard from them since then - | 0 |
1d34tgd | I speak Hindi,
but honestly, it is hard for me too to understand those jargon. | 0 |
1d52nqh | If they end up having twins, some losers are gonna start spreading stories of how “they needed IVF and otherwise incapable of having kids” etc. | 0 |
1d4p9vp | I feel for the customs officer who had to bite it to test if it's really gold. | 0 |
1d0utl8 | All above 85 year old are eligible | 1 |
1d1ebej | Beat him up. | 0 |
1d5g85g | I get bitter, cocky and arrogant vibes from him. Like he’s burnt by the world and now projects his frustrations on other people. Also, he reminds me of my ex boss, the smartest guy in the room but also rubbing people the wrong way by being highly toxic. Also known for being a bully at work | 0 |
1cyllx7 | wahi to jab neta khud samne baith ke apna consent de rha hai to deepfake kaha se hua? | 0 |
1d0f378 | dont smile when asked all this, this increases their confidence, you people need to understand dont reward bad behaviour with positive affirmations/behaviours subtle or direct.
if anything makes you uncomfortable don't smile and just say "do your work".
An AC service guy came to my house, tried being oversmart and for chitchat asked, what does your surname mean etc. where is your lineage from, i just said "bill bnao". only this much is needed and people will not mess with you. | 0 |
1d3qyn6 | 2029: You will be my chowkidar
2034: You will be my servant | 0 |
1d0d0uo | The monkey isn't being aggressive based on the looks and sound of it, the person is keeping a safe distance and not being aggressive or hostile.
Your comment makes zero sense and you are being unnecessarily overdramatic. Bekar ka gyan pel rahe ho. | 0 |
1d41yvm | Yes. Makes sense as he's the Chairperson of Indian National Developmental Inclusive Alliance. Rahul should continue with padyatras across the country especially where state elections are due. DKS should takeover from Kharge as INC president. | 0 |
1d3ix6o | Yeah they are a stock market news website and probably the most trusted one alongside Reuters, many banks, funds, Language learning models for those articles, so they have to give facts and figures. | 0 |
1d6dd49 | Glad you are safe | 0 |
1d11y5n | Lekin yahan toh ped kaatne ke baad bhi development nahi kar paa rahe | 0 |
1d4qxl7 | Bro is a player. | 0 |
1cxefbu | As if people will follow. | 0 |
1d3sum0 | The court will say "Pan is not a dangerous weapon" and will grant bail to her
Context: There was a case where the husband was beaten to death by wife with the help of wood I guess and the court said that it's not a dangerous weapon | 1 |
1d66u3w | Lunatic ... | 0 |
1d0uchr | Why do these motherfuckers exist | 0 |
1cymm7p | A woman got horribly assaulted in his house and he comes up with cockamamie reasons to divert attention. He should be teary, groveling for forgiveness or atleast quiet till the investigation completes.
Cell phones being wiped out, CCTV footage deleted --- these are not innocent activities | 0 |
1d4pno5 | Faulty, Aditya Birla started out in Bengal, until our ‘beloved’ communists decided to publicly humiliate him on the exchange street, and he went where the business is now, and never came back. Communists are damn stupid. | 0 |
1d4p0c6 | Cuba has better HDI and per-capita income than India, by more than a decent margin.
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Why would Indian buses be better than Cuba's? | 0 |
1d3yks6 | this level of boot-licking has not been seen yet | 0 |
1d3fzhh | Blud is 25 years late | 0 |
1d504w4 | What kind of dick riding is this? | 0 |
1d4eu2n | Why is this nonsense? He has the most screen time, dialogues. He pulled it off really well too. He deserves more pay than others? | 0 |
1d1mb48 | How did he get alcohol being minor ? | 0 |
1d67dru | Waiting to see how AAP can turn this promise into a scam too. | 0 |
1d5grrg | She had so much potential...hope she would have continued acting | 0 |
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