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1cyt4yu | This aren't "Castes" these are different followings depending on what beliefs they hold. "Sect" is the word you're looking for. | 0 |
1d36swj | Haha and I thought he was among the few smart leaders in congress. | 0 |
1d0u7e6 | Sorry to butt in but this is where things like neuralink make a lot sense, the chance it gives to convert thought to communication is something which makes life easier and independent for a person with various limiting factors , blindness, dead, dumb or hopefully even autism.
It's a perogrative of science to take luck out of our lives and make it possible for each to reach a desired potential. | 0 |
1d13wg8 | Hell na bro apun kattar vegetarian hai. | 1 |
1d3cv50 | Still most colleges recommend his books if you are taking History as a subject. | 0 |
1d5jbzm | ARJUN???? Wtffffff | 0 |
1cvqly1 | Scrap the paint of and put them in the sea. It is excellent for corals to make a home. | 0 |
1d5hrxe | I don't get this. If the justification for the kanwar yatra is that "it's a cultural tradition that is thousands of years old", it is also true that trees and kanwar yatra have co-existed for all those thousands of years. What has changed?
Administration will probably be asked to plant trees "as compensation", but what they plant (if at all) will be small saplings which are not a compensation for fully grown trees. | 0 |
1d4ovgh | How can puny humans question mighty lords? | 1 |
1d2l86x | Is this guy selling trees or giving it for free/low price.
If he is selling the plant then only this guy is making profit not farmers.
When I use to work in plant nursery we use to buy mango seeds from mango processing factory. | 0 |
1czjyv1 | FUCK!!! | 0 |
1d5e0nr | Wishful thinking. | 0 |
1d0ffrr | This is so sad, the government should take action to prevent anything like this happening in the future. | 0 |
1d3y9p8 | Ha Bhai gang leader banana Majburi thi. Bichara mukhtar Ansari!
TBH I am not surprised at all, Rajdeep Sardesai defended Dawood Ibrahim during his early days of journalism. It's their ideology, to defend anyone and everyone, who aligns with their brotherhood. Dushman ka dishman dost hota hai for them, literally. | 0 |
1d1l0c4 | Ye kaisa faltu fakeer hai | 0 |
1d4tttf | Why is Kerala always good in whatever stats are being shown | 0 |
1d5hdtu | Yaar that is post pregnancy weight. She will look like her old self whenever she loses it. | 0 |
1d46xjn | Looks yummy .
Jaipur ki yaad AA gyi | 0 |
1d5rdei | Why are only Sara and Ranveer pictures coming out? | 0 |
1d3zek0 | Brain dead bj supporters will believe anything coming out of his ass | 0 |
1d67sql | The South also has huge age gaps. This is the only exception | 0 |
1d1y8hq | Narcissistic^Narcissistic | 1 |
1d5sc8j | I honestly don't understand the obsession with international reputation. This post is ofcourse satire but international reputation is the last thing we should worry about. | 0 |
1d4dex7 | I don’t know under what duress she had to post this but why didn’t the men around this vile person protest when the incident happen? why didn’t they speak up later? Unless multiple men surround this man don’t speak up against him nothing will change. It’s a man’s world out there and other men are enabling it, some must have chuckled along with him. A woman protesting or 10 women protesting will be crushed like ants and chucked aside. I don’t know the background of the victim so cannot comment on her compulsion. | 0 |
1d0f378 | I may not have experience in consoling others, but what you went through is something no one should ever have to endure. Stay strong and take care of yourself. | 0 |
1d2hqfp | Holy shit this is an absolute shitstorm of a thread | 0 |
1d4iakf | I dont know about Madhuri's reaction here, but in general if a woman doesnt change or react, it is sometimes not most of the times, it is because they are fear frozen in this sort of scenario.
One is wondering is this really happening.. to what.
It can happen to Men too.
Unless ofcourse where they are both buddies and she doesnt mind( highly unlikely in this case). | 0 |
1d24gxi | अतिथि देवो भव।
Thank you for capturing Indian culture and diversity. Glad to know you had an amazing experience here.
I have been lucky to visit Mexico as well, and there are more similarities between India and Mexico than differences. Both countries have amazing cultures and welcoming people. Please do come again and spread the love. | 0 |
1d4oqnw | If this doesn’t pause Jahnavi’s career, I don’t know what will- that’s a 100% underwhelming performance record thus far | 0 |
1d36u0q | Thug, Womanizer, Rapist and now son is a Murderer.
Only beefing up his political credentials with the world’s largest party. | 1 |
1d5pdoi | Brijesh Kumar Mishra, the main accused in a high-profile immigration scam involving fake offer letters from Canadian colleges, has pled guilty to three counts and has been sentenced to three years in prison.
Mishra, who was arrested by the Canadian Border Services Agency (CBSA) on June 23, 2023, now faces approximately 19 months of imprisonment after accounting for time served, though he may be eligible for parole before completing the full term.
Mishra, who operated a firm called M/S Education Migration Services, was charged with multiple offenses under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act. These included unauthorized representation, counselling misrepresentation, and aiding individuals to misrepresent or withhold material facts. The scam, which came to light in March 2023, affected hundreds of Indian students, primarily from Punjab, who were facing deportation from Canada after discovering that their offer letters were fake.
According to the CBSA, Mishra, who hails from Darbhanga in Bihar, was apprehended at an airport in British Columbia while attempting to enter Canada later years The charges laid against him stemmed from a comprehensive criminal investigation that revealed he had been offering immigration advice without a proper license and had been inducing clients to misrepresent information to Canadian authorities.
The court proceedings detailed Mishra’s actions between January 1, 2016, and February 12, 2020, during which he knowingly advised individuals in connection with immigration applications under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act. His illegal activities were contrary to Section 91(1) of the Act and resulted in significant distress for many students and their families.
On March 17, 2023, Jalandhar police registered a case against Brijesh Kumar Mishra and his partners under sections 465, 467, 468, 471, and 120B of the Indian Penal Code (IPC). The investigation was later transferred to the Anti-Human Trafficking Unit. Additionally, the Jalandhar district authorities revoked the license of his consultancy.
Mishra charged an average of Rs 16 lakh from each student for visa-related services and college admissions. Upon the students’ arrival in Canada, Mishra would inform them that seats were unavailable at the colleges listed in the offer letters. He would then advise them to either seek admission at other colleges or wait for the next intake. In some instances, he returned the college fees, but in many cases, he did not. | 0 |
1d5pli5 | Have been watching it since a decade bro | 0 |
1d4ngvp | It's usually for pots to be used as a base so that round bottom pots don't roll over.
Can also be used to sit if you have piles (aka Bawasir) | 0 |
1d3u9x2 | there is life beyond Bitcoins bro | 0 |
1d4a5g7 | I know it's popular to hate her - but she strikes me as someone who has been told she is a princess her entire life and doesn't know or understand life outside the palace walls. And I blame Anil Kapoor for this. | 0 |
1d5gpwg | We used to kill each for a mate until a few years ago, what makes you think the world of man isn't competitive | 0 |
1czjmk4 | If only 60000 brains had a single working braincell to not sell booze to minor | 1 |
1cvil0r | McDonalds ? | 0 |
1cznbtz | nope, I tried to undo check in and couldn't do that too | 0 |
1d5eaz4 | I had predicted earlier BJP alone will get 320 +seats | 0 |
1d5onpx | This look really good. When are they releasing the trailer? | 0 |
1d693uu | To force couples to advertise their intent to marry so that asshole family members and political goons can use the couple’s relationship to further their own political goals. | 0 |
1d677tx | Have you got the swift copy from the sender ? I am a PSB a banker and have worked in forex in another PSB for 6 years and one of the big issues we face in such of these remittances is that the payment is often stuck with intermediatory bank for various reasons . One of the major reason being the purpose of remittance is not clearly mentioned by the remitter. So intermediatory bank just keep them in their account and after some time simply return it to the sender.
So my suggestion is first obtain the swift copy from your remitter and then contact the Forex SBI Branch that deals with inward remittances and help them to sort it out.
While it's the responsibility of your base Branch to sort it out , the reality is most staffs in banks have zero understanding of froex and forex related transactions. So better to contact that forex Branch and ask them to track the payment from their **swift module** using your swift copy.
Then it will be easy to track the payment and give credit to your account.
Note : As a general policy banks often return payments which aren't credited within 30 days so kindly speed up and take it with SBI.
For escalation find SBI international division email and tag them as well. | 0 |
1d5fmg8 | I didn't compare LOL | 0 |
1d1n916 | No one killed DJ. | 0 |
1d2b7k3 | so out of all the things other people such as Bill Gates etc have said about India, you chose to take seriously the insightful comment made by a guy whose only talent is that he can put balls in a hole. Any probably you did that on a device ,the software for which would have been most probably written by some bunch of Indians. When you visit India, buy and read some books as they are cheaper there. | 0 |
1d6bsly | Is it for real??? | 0 |
1cwagnz | The kid is actually 17 years old, or his parents managed to bribe the lawyer to prove that the kid is a minor? | 0 |
1d3v1d3 | His devotees will stick with him even if he decapitated his wife live on national television. So what does he need to meditate for? | 0 |
1d4pu5w | Thank you for your response,and yes I am seeing a therapist currently.I’m just glad there’s a solution to my problem,I was feeling completely hopeless. | 0 |
1d67df2 | Okay I jus saw the cctv on social media, I didn’t see any runnin over. Besides is really getting physical right regardless? Call the cops | 0 |
1d3y9p8 | Laundry hai to safai to karegi hi | 1 |
1d0r9gq | Good work, cross post to r/Delhi | 0 |
1d5gjfn | Waiting for him to put his finger on some African country | 1 |
1d1l0jp | Balm and bread pe laga ke khaao, mast nasha dega | 0 |
1d6c9hv | She is hilarious | 0 |
1d4rrvn | This Kusha is becoming insufferable by the hour | 0 |
1d5qjp7 | First question Why??
Second question Do you want to die?
The adaptar has capacitors and using petrol will cause a spark and then . So don't | 0 |
1d66m7b | I think the best solution to your problems is a good job with good CTC. That way you can live independently with a good fulfilling lifestyle.
I am a banker. One thing I noted was, PSU banks pay very well to even an entry level employee with perks like home lease, leave travel concession etc.
You seem pretty smart reading your problem with correct English. With a little bit of effort and determination you can get a job at PSU Bank or otherwise a better paying job. And create a good life style for yourself and leave all the family matters behind.
We belong to humble background. But I, independent of my family has created home and assets based on my education and job. You can do that too. Use determination and hard work. | 0 |
1d4pfxr | What’s surprising in this ? | 0 |
1d1mar3 | its normal everywhere
until some major accident happens
come to Mumbai, here kids riding bike and cars and traffic police dare stop them | 0 |
1d5gpwg | We don't just think, it's true, no one cares and it's not a bad thing, why should they? It's not always rainbows and sunshine, there would be heat waves, thunderstorms, Chilling cold and you'll live through it all. It depends if you want to feel all those weathers alone or go through it with someone? There's always asymmetry, it doesn't mean that other people of genders are having it easy. One needs to drop their ego and make the first move to make acquaintances, make friends. It's not easy out there, i know most people reading this going through their own battle, i know, cause I'm going through my own battle. Here's the thing, whatever life threw at you, you're still here, there's something you'd be doing right? I don't want to feel shallow about why people aren't caring about me, I'm not the main character, I'd rather become like someone i want in my life first. | 0 |
1d5yzj6 | idgaf | 0 |
1d4zfea | Anil kapoor is creep | 0 |
1d24gxi | 13th pic of Shimla? | 0 |
1d1mk82 | Common TN W. | 0 |
1d5kxxg | Even day: we never discriminated against South Indians, it is anti nationals who spread fake news.
Odd day: .... | 1 |
1d5fi2c | Can't wait for animal park man. The carnage this time will be 10X bigger | 0 |
1d66y29 | >Inflate kardiya day2 ka collection.
kya fark padta hai dunki ka bhi toh kiya tha RCE nai , tu toh wohi maanta hai 470cr which is a producer number , trade ka toh 418cr hai . One of the highest inflation of all time in the history of bollywood ab usko maan leta hai toh iska bhi maan le "INFLATED COLLECTIONS"
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1d4pq8m | IDC honestly. They're such a bland and irrelevant couple. In the recent years Malaika has been best known for flaunting her curves to the paps and Arjun has been best known for looking zen all the time. Let's face it, if not for their A List connections, they'd be solid B/C listers. | 0 |
1czcnr9 | Coverage depends on who covers it and who you want it to be covered by. People have priorities. Some people would really prefer to know about IPL matches than about beheadings. I mean Dhoni is TFAR and this useless human is not important. Priorities.
So even if the newspapers don't cover it (they just run whatever agenda they want) and social media is busy with crap entertainment who the eff is going to even consume any such coverage!
People have priorities and sometimes death is not on the list. | 0 |
1d1ij6i | ECI threatens these govt school teachers to work in the election duty otherwise they won't receive their salary for the coming months. They don't consider the age or health issues of the person, and without any salary how these people will run their home. | 0 |
1cxzgh6 | I just read that the grandfather has assured me that the boy will stay away from bad company. The grandfather himself is involved in a criminal case that also involves chota rajan? | 0 |
1d5081m | he looks like small d energy | 0 |
1d6bb7u | Murder th sex scenes made sense | 0 |
1cyl64g | Okay.... but, why though?? Like... just arrest and take him away. I don't get it?
Like you disturbing whole premise filled with patients. To arrest one nursing officer? Just... arrest man? | 0 |
1d6ekpk | Seriously or she would say baby T… how Karan and Alia call each other as K and A. So stupid and wannabes | 0 |
1d0x8d2 | Good lord. Most indian men are horrid seriously and if they come at me for saying this they really do not understand what we face on the daily .
Indian men need to do so so so much better | 0 |
1d40pm7 | Trying that tyrant under POCSO won't wipe the scars of that child's trauma. Seriously hope she gets the right support and counselling. | 0 |
1d1x1uk | Murdered. Just like the rest of the family members. Ramraj is indeed here. | 0 |
1d5pdoi | True, indians will take every opportunity to lie and steal what doesn't belong to them. Even if they knew, they would have had no problem lying on their applications. | 0 |
1d3wwq4 | No , Gadkari is busy doing massive amounts of corruption under the guise of road building ,voh utne me khush hai
Overnight road building data gets manipulated by changing definitions where 4 lane highway counts as times 4 [x4] so 12 km highway constructed goes to 40 km constructed | 0 |
1d5x3af | Verified account nahi he to reply nahi karega | 0 |
1cw88q9 | In my 12 years of Work Experience, never got a Election Day off, be it Indian/US/Europe MNC or Indian Lala.
Also worked for a political consulting firm and the same deal there. | 0 |
1cymbmx | > Most Urban Gen Z employees whose parents have built real estate/MF nest eggs for them bring nothing to the table except bad attitude with a fake American accent. Rural/poor kids from mofussil towns/villages who know how it feels to sleep hungry are the future of India
[Quoting a Related comment on this](
I don't find myself disagreeing with this . | 0 |
1d6ccm5 | She has a duplex penthouse in Lokhandwala Oberoi Sky Heights, it has multiple living area.
This could be the other dining area. | 0 |
1d5grrg | Her husband from body looks like 25 yr old gym body but face like 50+ jaishankar | 1 |
1d4c8di | Even if you take out Sharmin out of Heeramandi, except for exceptional acting by all the other actresses, I didn't find it to appealing. I didn't like it overall. | 0 |
1cyqau8 | It's the arts department, what do you expect? | 0 |
1d3xt4k | Bullshit. We can't stop anything. We need economic growth and that requires sacrificing the environment. You can't have both. | 0 |
1d34mg4 | Add "NO KIDS" option too on both seats and front and back row.LOL | 1 |
1d2cu1c | Not trying to be racist (state-ist?) but gujratis are really into scamming people. | 0 |
1d4q1h3 | they are frustrated | 0 |
1d4p0c6 | well this is why strong primary health care network is needed, emergencies like these don’t have much time to go to a big hospital | 0 |
1d3xt4k | Yes. The snarky tone aside, this guy even though his attempt was of mockery, foolishly ended up saying the right thing. | 0 |
1d5eu6n | not gonna arrest the judge who gave 300 word essay? | 1 |
1d34bjm | Actually he is partially right, there were 40+ soldiers who lost their life on that day in Leh, but the count was from China's side... and he is defending his leaders (chinese) | 0 |
1d6dc92 | Honestly all these movies if they were made today will be a blockbuster success, South is still doing it and even Marathi movies have this which is why it's so pleasant to see them.
Even if Bollywood movies lost that charm I hoped the OTT limited series could have brought it back but instead we are all forced to look into other countries (kdrama) to see things that are completely relatable to our own lives. | 0 |
1d292rr | Takes too much infrastructure to use effectively. And still not really an option in apartment buildings. Too many people in too small an area exposed to the sun.
You'll need batteries and maintenance. | 0 |
1d5siev | " Fabulous actor. Great break" coming from the person who thought "Gitanjali, you have a big pelvis, you can accomodate healthy babies" was a path breaking line for proposing | 0 |
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