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1d2dcsu | This is such a fucked up case where it goes to prove that if u've got money u can buy every damn thing right from the Cops tp the doctors to the Ministers nd even the Judges | 0 |
1d36swj | At this point congress should take out some money from their swiss bank accounts and buy some brains. Actually the whole Indi alliance should. I mean it's getting ridiculous stupid | 1 |
1d07mvf | So now days are also autocratic and democratic? | 0 |
1d4nenk | >While the grant is being provided by the Indian government, the projects are selected in order of priority as set by the Maldivian government. Implementation of these projects are also undertaken by institutions appointed by the Maldives government
Why are we spending money on the Maldives even after their president was elected based on the India-out campaign? | 0 |
1cxsvwn | The penalty needs to be ruthless for these people. Attach all movable, immovable assets to the government. Let them be out on the streets. That will teach them. | 0 |
1cy4hkr | If I were in this driver's place, I would have given Rs 2000 to this woman for therapy | 0 |
1d2c1xu | Pay per tick
= 1 brain cell used per minute | 0 |
1d1y0cc | Not gonna happen... too many M & too many beneficiaries of tmc goondagardi! | 0 |
1cvr7tl | ISkCON people are Hindus too and should be regarded as Hindus. | 0 |
1d0xhh1 | **The Gupta Brothers owned South African President, Jacob Zuma, and thus they became vastly rich.**
Not surprisingly, **Adani** has a Join Venture with the Gupta Brother's associate, **Salim Essa**, in a Defence Company, **Denel India**. The company has defence contracts from DRDO and other government bodies. | 0 |
1d5i84e | 
Main! aur kaun? | 0 |
1d05iq6 | But everyone votes for development, right?
I mean that's the obvious expectation when you vote. | 0 |
1d46cv6 | Only if people who support the dictator could read! | 1 |
1d52dul | Honestly a farmer earning 5000 rupees for a season of toil is a shocker. | 0 |
1d2djq6 | Our public transport initiative starts and ends with expensive elephants called metro. Govt should invest more on buses, footpaths and cycling infra. | 0 |
1d5ephg | Movie is actually good. Watched it yesterday. Quite light movie, some good comic scenes. Nothing extraordinary but one time watch. | 0 |
1d4b53g | nah as soon as it sees me it lunges at me or barks | 0 |
1d690oh | why tho ? 100K GBP is enough to live a decent life in London, and London is a much better place than Bangalore, being able to take the Tube everywhere vs having to drive everywhere alone should be enough | 0 |
1cvuwd8 | Get someone who looks at you like:- | 0 |
1d3zek0 | Its kangna vs pm.
Celebrity match of death | 1 |
1d4e77o | Gaand todo is bkl ki. Jail me dalo, aur khub bajao. No matter what, he shouldn't come out. Set an example. | 0 |
1d3sum0 | Bro probably believed there is no reason to hit a woman /s. | 1 |
1d41yvm | It's gonna be kharge if they win if- | 0 |
1cvmihh | Sit in the afternoon, on a road, so mattress, just plain thin carpet, without a shade, and no water or sunscreen….if you do, you win? | 1 |
1d5exzy | No data govt. | 1 |
1d4ybnr | If you can recommend some articles and research works and books on the topic of OBCs I'd be happy to look into it and learn :) | 0 |
1d5qxwv | Consumer court bro. Simple. | 0 |
1d64o5u | I haven't really had sex with anyone yet (by choice), so I'm not sure how that may complicate a relationship. But if I were you I'd trust him, if he's a good guy (which I hope he is) he will have eyes for no one but you. In my experience a shitty personality has little to do with chastity. | 0 |
1d4p47i | The one who is asking about Tennis balls injuries, has she/he ever played any Tennis game???? Let alone tennis, have they ever played any games???? | 0 |
1d5mr3d | This headline tells one side of the story. Please keep in mind that cars which use this highway will be operating in a much more fuel efficient manner than when they use those rinky dinky pothole filled roads. | 0 |
1d5kudz | Kiara was good in Shershah it felt so real | 0 |
1d69var | Acting in Heeramandi and putting up with Sharmin has made Aditi and Sonakshi friends for life. Same with Sanjeeda and Richa. Saw a sweet post by Sanjeeda about Ali and Richa gifting her daughter new clothes. | 0 |
1cvqhok | I am a bit biased but Mother Dairy is good. | 0 |
1d42j0k | Bhai dhoop mein mat ghooma karo. Stay hydrated. | 0 |
1d4p9vp | What a stressful job | 0 |
1d25kxl | Mujra in India.
Yeh lo. Naya slogan. | 0 |
1d67it2 | Why does SRK look like a poor man's chhapri version of SRK? | 1 |
1d40pm7 | Man UP/ Bihar is a shit place to live in. *Sigh* | 0 |
1d0weed | So why help us then? | 0 |
1d5de56 | Green flag on paternity leave | 0 |
1d64o5u | I will tell one issue with it which happened to me. It is like an addiction which then makes it really impossible to get into serious long term committed relationship | 0 |
1d5gpwg | See guys, we're winning on multiple fronts /s | 1 |
1cxt8pg | Baki sab choro - yeh restaurant ke kitchen ke beecho beech gatar kya kar rahi hai. BMC kaise permission deti hai.
Is area mein ek nahi kam se kam 20 restaurant azoo bazoo mein hai, sab patre ke hai, bas bahar ACP laga rakha hai beautify karne ke liye. | 0 |
1d4a5g7 | Props to Sonam for recycling her old shower curtain. | 1 |
1czcgzk | The Porsche incident!
You already know which city by it. :) | 0 |
1d11y5n | We are tucked | 0 |
1d5uyhp | That is a very good indication of investment led growth. We need FDI too but it shouldn't be the sole method of getting capital. | 0 |
1cvguef | CPR, Heinrich Manoeuver and First Aid should be taught to everyone.
Sad thing is most of our cops don’t know anything about first aid. | 0 |
1d35ry6 | Bheekh mangne ka tareeka thora casual hai... | 0 |
1d52nqh | She looks so so beautiful wow | 0 |
1d5ij7o | Why are they naming the suspect? Shouldn’t suspects also get the right to anonymity?
I know that this woman has been caught red handed , but even then i think respecting her anonymity is important because of how it could affect her family who may be innocent. | 0 |
1d319qt | Ok thanks | 0 |
1d6ekpk | why would she make an acronym of her own name its a four letter word that too TAR | 0 |
1d4s10e | If these photos are from before, is he the Bollywood version of Rosé curse? Kpop fans would know what I'm talking about. | 0 |
1d2klwl | how can state govt has this power to ban a tv channel? Ministry of Information and Broadcasting can't do any thing? | 0 |
1d3a26l | Indian men are misogynists | 0 |
1d04rqd | Bhai but the solanki roast show on YouTube is fireeeeee!! I LOVED IT in todays period | 0 |
1d2c6na | Dude you need treatment | 0 |
1d3pktk | India was supposed to be a Federal Republic. GST marked a big dent in the autonomy of states as they are now dependent on the centre to disburse funds, which are usually delayed for political reasons. Only way states can raise cash is fuel or alcohol tax.
Very soon "One Country, One Election" will arrive and it will be the end of Federalism. | 0 |
1d657jp | She looked soo ethnic | 0 |
1cxzgh6 | Jaipur me bhi Aisa similar case tha 19 saal ka launda jisko mai janta hu fortuner se ek scooty Wale ko overspeeding karke uda Diya abhi woh ICU me hai. Check @justice_for_yogesh | 0 |
1d5mqe9 | I am very far far away to being her fan but i am a fan account holder and i know this type of followers follow on their own
It is not necessary that only purchased followers account look like this | 0 |
1cyl64g | Insensitive police work. They could have easily caught the culprit buy they had to drove a fucking jeep into the scene. Rotten heads fs | 0 |
1cyl64g | Singham level shit | 0 |
1d651km | Parivarik picnic! | 0 |
1d12ldw | Where are all those smug bastards yelling kerela model is the way to the future | 0 |
1cwx1ws | I am saying this as a woman working in a STEM field. This diversity thing has gone way too far and us creating more animosity amongst everyone | 0 |
1d5l8gx | One of them uses the religion card and the other uses a minority appeasement card | 0 |
1d2f8ti | What's your prefession buddy. Have you ever run a business ij India. | 0 |
1d5kudz | When it comes to emotional and crying scenes there is no one like Kajol. Just see her in these 3 scenes -
When Juni finds the dead body of her father frozen under the lake ( Fanaa )
When Anjali leaves Rahul in that famous train scene ( KKHH )
When Sam dies ( MNIK ) | 0 |
1d0tzt0 | You are right OP dogs and cats can be spoilt best thing is check with other owners, vet even good trainers they will let you know. They also do throw tantrums but one thing you have to remember pets are like 10 year old kids and being patient is the best thing | 0 |
1d1x1uk | Politicians have always done these things to common people. The only difference is that unlike the past, severals among the youth are busy bootlicking these rascal politicians.
I won’t be surprised if such people get elected again even after such heinous crimes.
Not only humanity, the ethics has died in our society. | 0 |
1czehnv | 90 days enough for public mind to shift else where and do what Rich always do. | 0 |
1d0neuc | You're ignoring the exchange rate and that's the catch. India have to pay in yen. Since Japan historically have low inflation, India will pay much more than the headline interest rate in 50 years.
This government is best at managing headlines, not the country. | 0 |
1d4rrvn | She’s trying way too hard to get into BW’s inner circle. She should stop being delusional. They are not gonna accept a cringe influencer. She should stay in her lane. | 0 |
1d42j0k | It's a known fact that 1% divorces happen not because people are happy but because women don't have financial independence and in general divorce is such a taboo that people are content to stay in loveless marriages rather than move on.
Even if it is 30% what do you want people to do? Relationships end, it's common. Marriages can also end. Accept it and don't treat a divorce as the end of the world. | 0 |
1d5mf4d | This 3 A list men needed thing “excuse” was going on even when it was actively being planned and was not shelved.
Ranbir ranveer aur vicky/varun/ lelo hogaya lo casting. Cameos of 10-15 mins. Itna koi mushkil nahin hai. Farhan ki bahane baazi hai aur kuch nahin.
Agar superstar chahiye toh kat ke opposite Srk lelo. ( their chemistry is also workable all they meed is the correct writing and proper written dynamic clasy classy type role suit bhi karta hai dono ko sophisticated type. ).
Pc ke opposite Ranveer
Alia ke opposite ranbir ya varun ko lelo | 0 |
1d5ec0r | The articles mentions that Modi/Shah might have nudged the ECI to prolong the election. Does prolonging election improve the chances of winning for ruling party? what exactly is the thought process - genuinely curious. | 0 |
1d509fn | she’s wearing same outfit as Margot Robbie | 0 |
1d07mvf | W watch | 0 |
1cwyxir | I have a better idea, you can use snake poison and anti venom for that. Terrorists generally do LSD or meth to remain insane. The "aakas" keep them at them to not think rationally.
Give them snake poison and then wait for the neurotoxin to hit. Then give them an antidote to again give them venom. Meanwhile they will keep telling you all the secrets they know about their ISIS. It's the best torcher , KGB had these in 70s. Most of the German spys were caught in USSR at that time. They told everything including stuff about their family | 0 |
1d3zyae | But atleast he uttered. | 0 |
1d66tng | Just because you don't find anything serious between them, doesn't mean there's nothing there. When my girlfriend and I had a breakup, none of our classmates could tell there was anything serious going on. | 0 |
1d3xqp9 | How is it exploitation if it creates work. I don’t understand?
The delivery drivers are paid for the pickup too right?
Also the customers the people you accuse of exploiting aren’t they themselves exploited too then? Someone here rightly pointed out that the consumer is also time bound and taking time off to go return a product, marks a half day for him which directly cut from their pockets.
If it’s about low standards, harsh timelines, and other factors associated to a job then the whole of Indian is exploited isn’t it? I’ve worked a corporate white collar job in a reputed service based company and I’ve regularly crammed up 10am to 3am work schedule worked 7days a week with such tight deadlines that I’ve skipped dinner at time. So many people Ik are on anti depressants because their work gives them bad intrusive thoughts.
Also if you decide to make your own returns, you in a way would take out from their job as less people would be needed in the market so for the same job? It’s like saying t*s should either up their mass entry package from 3.5 lpa to 6lpa or shouldn’t hire at all. But if they actually decided to not hire, a large number of engineering grads would go jobless because t*s is a mass recruiter. | 0 |
1d4zoc4 | What a shithole we are. | 0 |
1d6eeur | aaj bhi shampoo nhi kia | 0 |
1cx5gve | Hey. I would like to thank everyone for their support and suggestions. Company's name is Atomgrid, recently raised a round close to 1.5 million dollar. | 0 |
1d66m7s | this guy is literally gay. why does he keep coming up | 0 |
1cw8qdx | You didn't get it..
What I am saying is the people's mindset in india is appreciating hard work (doing anything required hardwork) rather than thinking in this way(required lower effort. now it can be a tool or way of working) for example if I bring a tools or gear for my worker most of them think these safety gears or tools for weak people who afraid or "who don't like to work hard" and appreciate at same the old method of work or old tools that required hardwork.
The attitude that we have chalta hai, india me to aes hi hai, jugad Kam. The jugad work is not quality work. | 0 |
1d509fn | Uski marzi | 0 |
1d5kolk | If they all hold guns like the guy in blue shorts, no need to worry | 0 |
1d5mq83 | 99% of the people in Dubai including the Indian diaspora don’t even know who the hell this dude is | 0 |
1d66u3w | Bhai mic bechna band kar do chutiyo ko har koi podcast kar rha | 0 |
1d39bol | also, we are gonna receive the harshest monsoon in the following months. be ready for extreme flash floods and cloudbursts.
laude lag gaye. | 0 |
1d1o99u | Time to buy full scape paper and pens for essay writing | 1 |
1d0qxj4 | We all know where this money is going to go | 0 |
1d5j3h7 | Thank you will surely do that. Thanks for the kind words and encouragement. | 0 |
1d4zfea | Isse accha toh Karan johar tha | 1 |
1d5mq83 | Yea i actually dont understand about other actors doing this other than srk getting it for free he has a fan following amongst arab people too so it make sense i dont think kartik has a huge fan following amongst arabs to make an impact | 0 |
1d3tfwa | Imagine the AQI | 0 |
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