mylesmharrison/cornell-movie-dialog · Datasets at Hugging Face

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JOEY The vintage look is over, Kat. Haven't you been reading your Sassy?
JOEY Enough with the Barbie n' Ken shit. I know.
PATRICK I don't know, Dorsey. ..the limo.-the flowers. Another hundred for the tux --
JOEY Get her to act like a human
PATRICK Do what?
JOEY How'd you do it?
JOEY A deal's a deal.
PATRICK It's about time.
PATRICK Forget her sister, then.
JOEY Forget it.
PATRICK A hundred bucks a date.
JOEY What?
PATRICK I just upped my price
PATRICK I got her under control. She just acts crazed in public to keep up the image.
JOEY Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date.
PATRICK I'm on it
JOEY When I shell out fifty, I expect results.
PATRICK Fifty, and you've got your man.
JOEY Take it or leave it. This isn't a negotiation.
JOEY Fine, thirty.
PATRICK I can't take a girl like that out on twenty bucks.
PATRICK How much?
JOEY I can't date her sister until that one gets a boyfriend. And that's the catch. She doesn't want a boyfriend.
PATRICK You're gonna pay me to take out some girl?
JOEY You got it, Verona. I pick up the tab, you do the honors.
JOEY But you'd go out with her if you had the cake?
PATRICK You need money to take a girl out
JOEY You just said
PATRICK Sure, Sparky. I'll get right on it.
JOEY Yeah, whatever. I want you to go out with her.
PATRICK Two legs, nice rack...
JOEY What do you think?
PATRICK Yeah
MICHAEL Hey -- it's all for the higher good right?
JOEY You better not fuck this up. I'm heavily invested.
MICHAEL What? We took bathes together when we were kids.
JOEY You and Verona?
MICHAEL Uh, yeah. We're old friend*
JOEY I hear you're helpin' Verona.
MICHAEL So what you need to do is recruit a guy who'll go out with her. Someone who's up for the job.
JOEY Does this conversation have a purpose?
MICHAEL But she can't go out with you because her sister is this insane head case and no one will go out with her. right?
JOEY We're not.
MICHAEL Well, actually, I thought I'd run an idea by you. You know, just to see if you're interested.
JOEY We don't chat.
MICHAEL Nope - just came by to chat
JOEY Are you lost?
MICHAEL Hey.
KAT Oh, honey -- tell me we haven't' progressed to full-on hallucinations.
MANDELLA William - he asked me to meet him here.
KAT Who?
MANDELLA Have you seen him?
MANDELLA Oh, good. Something new and different for us.
KAT You ' re looking at this from the wrong perspective. We're making a statement.
MANDELLA Okay, okay, we won't go. It's not like I have a dress anyway
KAT Listen to you! You sound like Betty, all pissed off because Archie is taking Veronica.
MANDELLA Well, I guess we're not, since we don't have dates .
KAT Can you even imagine? Who the hell would go to this a bastion of commercial excess?
KAT I got drunk. I puked. I got rejected. It was big fun.
MANDELLA You didn't
KAT I did Bianca a favor and it backfired.
MANDELLA You didn't have a choice? Where's Kat and what have you done with her?
KAT I didn't have a choice.
MANDELLA You went to the party? I thought we were officially opposed to suburban social activity.
KAT Who cares?
MANDELLA What'd he say?
KAT No fear.
MANDELLA You think this'll work?
KAT If I was Bianca, it would be, "Any school you want, precious. Don't forget your tiara."
MANDELLA Does it matter?
KAT I appreciate your efforts toward a speedy death, but I'm consuming. Do you mind?
KAT Neither has his heterosexuality.
MANDELLA That's never been proven
KAT William didn't even go to high school
MANDELLA William would never have gone to a state school.
KAT So he has this huge raging fit about Sarah Lawrence and insists that I go to his male-dominated, puking frat boy, number one golf team school. I have no say at all.
MANDELLA You could always go with me. I'm sure William has some friends.
KAT The people at this school are so incredibly foul.
MANDELLA But imagine the things he'd say during sex.
KAT I realize that the men of this fine institution are severely lacking, but killing yourself so you can be with William Shakespeare is beyond the scope of normal teenage obsessions. You're venturing far past daytime talk show fodder and entering the world of those who need very expensive therapy.
MANDELLA An attempted slit.
KAT What's this?
MANDELLA Just a little.
KAT Mandella, eat. Starving yourself is a very slow way to die.
KAT Block E?
MANDELLA He always look so
KAT I'm sure he's completely incapable of doing anything that interesting.
MANDELLA That's Pat Verona? The one who was gone for a year? I heard he was doing porn movies.
KAT Patrick Verona Random skid.
MANDELLA Who's that?
PATRICK Don ' t you even dare. . .
KAT Oh, Bianca? Can you get me my freshman yearbook?
PATRICK Because I like to torture you.
KAT Why is my veggie burger the only burnt object on this grill?
PATRICK Yeah, but then I fucked up. I fell for her.
KAT Is that right?
PATRICK Besides, I had some extra cash. Some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl.
PATRICK I thought you could use it. When you start your band.
KAT A Fender Strat. You bought this?
PATRICK I didn't care about the money.

JOEY The vintage look is over, Kat. Haven't you been reading your Sassy?

JOEY Enough with the Barbie n' Ken shit. I know.

PATRICK I don't know, Dorsey. ..the limo.-the flowers. Another hundred for the tux --

JOEY Get her to act like a human

PATRICK Do what?

JOEY How'd you do it?

JOEY A deal's a deal.

PATRICK It's about time.

PATRICK Forget her sister, then.

JOEY Forget it.

PATRICK A hundred bucks a date.

JOEY What?

PATRICK I just upped my price

PATRICK I got her under control. She just acts crazed in public to keep up the image.

JOEY Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date.

PATRICK I'm on it

JOEY When I shell out fifty, I expect results.

PATRICK Fifty, and you've got your man.

JOEY Take it or leave it. This isn't a negotiation.

JOEY Fine, thirty.

PATRICK I can't take a girl like that out on twenty bucks.

PATRICK How much?

JOEY I can't date her sister until that one gets a boyfriend. And that's the catch. She doesn't want a boyfriend.

PATRICK You're gonna pay me to take out some girl?

JOEY You got it, Verona. I pick up the tab, you do the honors.

JOEY But you'd go out with her if you had the cake?

PATRICK You need money to take a girl out

JOEY You just said

PATRICK Sure, Sparky. I'll get right on it.

JOEY Yeah, whatever. I want you to go out with her.

PATRICK Two legs, nice rack...

JOEY What do you think?

PATRICK Yeah

MICHAEL Hey -- it's all for the higher good right?

JOEY You better not fuck this up. I'm heavily invested.

MICHAEL What? We took bathes together when we were kids.

JOEY You and Verona?

MICHAEL Uh, yeah. We're old friend*

JOEY I hear you're helpin' Verona.

MICHAEL So what you need to do is recruit a guy who'll go out with her. Someone who's up for the job.

JOEY Does this conversation have a purpose?

MICHAEL But she can't go out with you because her sister is this insane head case and no one will go out with her. right?

JOEY We're not.

MICHAEL Well, actually, I thought I'd run an idea by you. You know, just to see if you're interested.

JOEY We don't chat.

MICHAEL Nope - just came by to chat

JOEY Are you lost?

MICHAEL Hey.

KAT Oh, honey -- tell me we haven't' progressed to full-on hallucinations.

MANDELLA William - he asked me to meet him here.

KAT Who?

MANDELLA Have you seen him?

MANDELLA Oh, good. Something new and different for us.

KAT You ' re looking at this from the wrong perspective. We're making a statement.

MANDELLA Okay, okay, we won't go. It's not like I have a dress anyway

KAT Listen to you! You sound like Betty, all pissed off because Archie is taking Veronica.

MANDELLA Well, I guess we're not, since we don't have dates .

KAT Can you even imagine? Who the hell would go to this a bastion of commercial excess?

KAT I got drunk. I puked. I got rejected. It was big fun.

MANDELLA You didn't

KAT I did Bianca a favor and it backfired.

MANDELLA You didn't have a choice? Where's Kat and what have you done with her?

KAT I didn't have a choice.

MANDELLA You went to the party? I thought we were officially opposed to suburban social activity.

KAT Who cares?

MANDELLA What'd he say?

KAT No fear.

MANDELLA You think this'll work?

KAT If I was Bianca, it would be, "Any school you want, precious. Don't forget your tiara."

MANDELLA Does it matter?

KAT I appreciate your efforts toward a speedy death, but I'm consuming. Do you mind?

KAT Neither has his heterosexuality.

MANDELLA That's never been proven

KAT William didn't even go to high school

MANDELLA William would never have gone to a state school.

KAT So he has this huge raging fit about Sarah Lawrence and insists that I go to his male-dominated, puking frat boy, number one golf team school. I have no say at all.

MANDELLA You could always go with me. I'm sure William has some friends.

KAT The people at this school are so incredibly foul.

MANDELLA But imagine the things he'd say during sex.

KAT I realize that the men of this fine institution are severely lacking, but killing yourself so you can be with William Shakespeare is beyond the scope of normal teenage obsessions. You're venturing far past daytime talk show fodder and entering the world of those who need very expensive therapy.

MANDELLA An attempted slit.

KAT What's this?

MANDELLA Just a little.

KAT Mandella, eat. Starving yourself is a very slow way to die.

KAT Block E?

MANDELLA He always look so

KAT I'm sure he's completely incapable of doing anything that interesting.

MANDELLA That's Pat Verona? The one who was gone for a year? I heard he was doing porn movies.

KAT Patrick Verona Random skid.

MANDELLA Who's that?

PATRICK Don ' t you even dare. . .

KAT Oh, Bianca? Can you get me my freshman yearbook?

PATRICK Because I like to torture you.

KAT Why is my veggie burger the only burnt object on this grill?

PATRICK Yeah, but then I fucked up. I fell for her.

KAT Is that right?

PATRICK Besides, I had some extra cash. Some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl.

PATRICK I thought you could use it. When you start your band.

KAT A Fender Strat. You bought this?

PATRICK I didn't care about the money.