mylesmharrison/cornell-movie-dialog · Datasets at Hugging Face

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KAT What?
PATRICK Kat! Wake up!
KAT You know what they say
PATRICK I thought you were above all that
KAT Hey man. . . You don ' t think I can be "cool"? You don't think I can be "laid back" like everyone else?
PATRICK I know. It'd have to be a pretty big deal to get you to mainline tequila. You don't seem like the type.
KAT I hate him.
PATRICK Dorsey.
KAT Who?
PATRICK Why'd you let him get to you?
KAT Just let me sit down.
PATRICK See that? Who needs affection when I've got blind hatred?
KAT Like you could find one
PATRICK Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who like me.
KAT Why?
PATRICK Sure, I do
KAT You don't care if I die
PATRICK I told you
KAT Why 're you doing this?
PATRICK Leave it to you to use big words when you're shitfaced.
KAT This is so patronizing.
PATRICK What if you have a concussion? My dog went to sleep with a concussion and woke up a vegetable. Not that I could tell the difference...
KAT I know, just let me sleep
PATRICK Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep
KAT I just need to lie down for awhile
PATRICK You're not okay.
KAT I'm fine. I'm
PATRICK Okay?
KAT Funny, you're the only one
PATRICK I say, do what you wanna do.
KAT "I'm getting trashed, man." Isn't that what you're supposed to do at a party?
PATRICK What's this?
PATRICK Why, don't you?
KAT You know who The Raincoats are?
PATRICK You know, these guys are no Bikini Kill or The Raincoats, but they're right up there.
PATRICK Do you mind? You're sort of ruining it for me.
KAT That's what you want, isn't it?
PATRICK Excuse me?
KAT
PATRICK hey. Great show, huh?
KAT Depends on the topic. My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy.
PATRICK You're not a big talker, are you?
KAT Hi
PATRICK I was in the laundromat. I saw your car. Thought I'd say hi.
KAT Are you following me?
PATRICK Seven-thirty?
KAT You -- covered in my vomit.
PATRICK Come on -- the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your ass...
KAT And why would I do that?
PATRICK Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at the track with me.
KAT I don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.
PATRICK You hate me don't you?
PATRICK I know a lot more than that
KAT Like where? The 7-Eleven on Burnside? Do you even know my name, screwboy?
PATRICK The night I take you to places you've never been before. And back.
KAT Oh, right. Friday.
PATRICK Pick you up Friday, then
KAT My mission in life.
PATRICK There's a way to get a guy's attention.
KAT Sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself?
PATRICK I mean Wo-man. How ya doin'?
WALTER Oh, Christ. Don't tell me you've changed your mind. I already sent 'em a check.
KAT When I go?
WALTER You know, fathers don't like to admit that their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we've become spectators. Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You've had me on the bleachers for years. When you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to watch the game.
WALTER No -- impressed.
KAT What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed off on her?
WALTER Bianca did what?
KAT The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.
WALTER Which parts?
KAT Parts of it.
WALTER So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?
KAT No, Daddy.
WALTER I don't understand the allure of dehydrated food. Is this something I should be hip to?
WALTER Funny.
KAT Yeah. She left with some bikers Big ones. Full of sperm.
WALTER Was that your sister?
KAT I want to go to an East Coast school! I want you to trust me to make my own choices. I want --
WALTER You're eighteen. You don't know what you want. You won't know until you're forty-five and you don't have it.
KAT So what I want doesn't matter?
WALTER As a parent, that's my right
KAT Because you're making decisions for me.
WALTER Why can't we agree on this?
KAT I thought you were punishing me.
WALTER Is this about Sarah Lawrence? You punishing me?
KAT Then tell them I had a seizure.
WALTER My insurance does not cover PMS
WALTER Enough!
KAT This from someone whose diary is devoted to favorite grooming tips?
KAT You decided.
WALTER I thought we decided you were going to school here. At U of 0.
KAT I know.
MISS PERKY Just smack her now.
KAT Am I supposed to feel better? Like, right now? Or do I have some time to think about it?
MISS PERKY No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
KAT Tempestuous?
MISS PERKY The point is Kat -- people perceive you as somewhat ...
KAT I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.
MISS PERKY Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
KAT Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
MISS PERKY Katarina Stratford. My, my. You've been terrorizing Ms. Blaise again.

KAT What?

PATRICK Kat! Wake up!

KAT You know what they say

PATRICK I thought you were above all that

KAT Hey man. . . You don ' t think I can be "cool"? You don't think I can be "laid back" like everyone else?

PATRICK I know. It'd have to be a pretty big deal to get you to mainline tequila. You don't seem like the type.

KAT I hate him.

PATRICK Dorsey.

KAT Who?

PATRICK Why'd you let him get to you?

KAT Just let me sit down.

PATRICK See that? Who needs affection when I've got blind hatred?

KAT Like you could find one

PATRICK Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who like me.

KAT Why?

PATRICK Sure, I do

KAT You don't care if I die

PATRICK I told you

KAT Why 're you doing this?

PATRICK Leave it to you to use big words when you're shitfaced.

KAT This is so patronizing.

PATRICK What if you have a concussion? My dog went to sleep with a concussion and woke up a vegetable. Not that I could tell the difference...

KAT I know, just let me sleep

PATRICK Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep

KAT I just need to lie down for awhile

PATRICK You're not okay.

KAT I'm fine. I'm

PATRICK Okay?

KAT Funny, you're the only one

PATRICK I say, do what you wanna do.

KAT "I'm getting trashed, man." Isn't that what you're supposed to do at a party?

PATRICK What's this?

PATRICK Why, don't you?

KAT You know who The Raincoats are?

PATRICK You know, these guys are no Bikini Kill or The Raincoats, but they're right up there.

PATRICK Do you mind? You're sort of ruining it for me.

KAT That's what you want, isn't it?

PATRICK Excuse me?

KAT

PATRICK hey. Great show, huh?

KAT Depends on the topic. My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy.

PATRICK You're not a big talker, are you?

KAT Hi

PATRICK I was in the laundromat. I saw your car. Thought I'd say hi.

KAT Are you following me?

PATRICK Seven-thirty?

KAT You -- covered in my vomit.

PATRICK Come on -- the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your ass...

KAT And why would I do that?

PATRICK Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at the track with me.

KAT I don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.

PATRICK You hate me don't you?

PATRICK I know a lot more than that

KAT Like where? The 7-Eleven on Burnside? Do you even know my name, screwboy?

PATRICK The night I take you to places you've never been before. And back.

KAT Oh, right. Friday.

PATRICK Pick you up Friday, then

KAT My mission in life.

PATRICK There's a way to get a guy's attention.

KAT Sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself?

PATRICK I mean Wo-man. How ya doin'?

WALTER Oh, Christ. Don't tell me you've changed your mind. I already sent 'em a check.

KAT When I go?

WALTER You know, fathers don't like to admit that their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we've become spectators. Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You've had me on the bleachers for years. When you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to watch the game.

WALTER No -- impressed.

KAT What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed off on her?

WALTER Bianca did what?

KAT The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.

WALTER Which parts?

KAT Parts of it.

WALTER So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?

KAT No, Daddy.

WALTER I don't understand the allure of dehydrated food. Is this something I should be hip to?

WALTER Funny.

KAT Yeah. She left with some bikers Big ones. Full of sperm.

WALTER Was that your sister?

KAT I want to go to an East Coast school! I want you to trust me to make my own choices. I want --

WALTER You're eighteen. You don't know what you want. You won't know until you're forty-five and you don't have it.

KAT So what I want doesn't matter?

WALTER As a parent, that's my right

KAT Because you're making decisions for me.

WALTER Why can't we agree on this?

KAT I thought you were punishing me.

WALTER Is this about Sarah Lawrence? You punishing me?

KAT Then tell them I had a seizure.

WALTER My insurance does not cover PMS

WALTER Enough!

KAT This from someone whose diary is devoted to favorite grooming tips?

KAT You decided.

WALTER I thought we decided you were going to school here. At U of 0.

KAT I know.

MISS PERKY Just smack her now.

KAT Am I supposed to feel better? Like, right now? Or do I have some time to think about it?

MISS PERKY No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

KAT Tempestuous?

MISS PERKY The point is Kat -- people perceive you as somewhat ...

KAT I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.

MISS PERKY Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.

KAT Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.

MISS PERKY Katarina Stratford. My, my. You've been terrorizing Ms. Blaise again.