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ham
I love working from home :)
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And miss vday the parachute and double coins??? U must not know me very well...
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Sorry, I'll call later
ham
My sister got placed in birla soft da:-)
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ham
Wah... Okie okie... Muz make use of e unlimited... Haha...
ham
There're some people by mu, I'm at the table by lambda
ham
And stop being an old man. You get to build snowman snow angels and snowball fights.
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ELLO BABE U OK?
ham
Hello beautiful r u ok? I've kinda ad a row wiv and he walked out the pub?? I wanted a night wiv u Miss u
ham
Then u going ikea str aft dat?
ham
Becoz its <#> jan whn al the post ofice is in holiday so she cn go fr the post ofice...got it duffer
ham
Lol grr my mom is taking forever with my prescription. Pharmacy is like 2 minutes away. Ugh.
ham
For real tho this sucks. I can't even cook my whole electricity is out. And I'm hungry.
ham
You want to go?
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ham
Its not that time of the month nor mid of the time?
ham
Fffff. Can you text kadeem or are you too far gone
ham
We not leaving yet. Ok lor then we go elsewhere n eat. U thk...
ham
Is fujitsu s series lifebook good?
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Yar i wanted 2 scold u yest but late already... I where got zhong se qing you? If u ask me b4 he ask me then i'll go out w u all lor. N u still can act so real.
ham
Dont know you bring some food
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No current and food here. I am alone also
ham
I'll be in sch fr 4-6... I dun haf da book in sch... It's at home...
ham
Hello. They are going to the village pub at 8 so either come here or there accordingly. Ok?
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Ok
ham
We don call like <#> times oh. No give us hypertension oh.
ham
Dont give a monkeys wot they think and i certainly don't mind. Any friend of mine&all that! Just don't sleep wiv , that wud be annoyin!
ham
Omg it could snow here tonite!
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ham
Carry on not disturbing both of you
ham
What pa tell me.. I went to bath:-)
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Jus finished avatar nigro
ham
R u over scratching it?
ham
Hope you are having a great day.
ham
Did either of you have any idea's? Do you know of anyplaces doing something?
ham
My planning usually stops at "find hella weed, smoke hella weed"
ham
The fact that you're cleaning shows you know why i'm upset. Your priority is constantly "what i want to do," not "what i need to do."
ham
Excellent! Are you ready to moan and scream in ecstasy?
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Dude avatar 3d was imp. At one point i thought there were actually flies in the room and almost tried hittng one as a reflex
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ham
K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)
ham
I got lousy sleep. I kept waking up every 2 hours to see if my cat wanted to come in. I worry about him when its cold :(
ham
Yeah, I'll leave in a couple minutes & let you know when I get to mu
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Can ü call me at 10:10 to make sure dat i've woken up...
ham
Hey we can go jazz power yoga hip hop kb and yogasana
ham
The battery is for mr adewale my uncle. Aka Egbon
ham
I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham
Wait 2 min..stand at bus stop
ham
Oh ic. I thought you meant mary jane.
ham
Haha... Really oh no... How? Then will they deduct your lesson tmr?
ham
Nah im goin 2 the wrks with j wot bout u?
ham
Then just eat a shit and wait for ur monkey face bitch.......... U asshole..................
ham
Good night. Am going to sleep.
ham
Aight I'll grab something to eat too, text me when you're back at mu
ham
K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)
ham
Take something for pain. If it moves however to any side in the next 6hrs see a doctor.
ham
Lol ... Oh no babe, I wont be sliding into your place after midnight, but thanks for the invite
ham
Howz that persons story
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ham
LOL that would be awesome payback.
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ham
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Thanks. It was only from tescos but quite nice. All gone now. Speak soon
ham
What's a feathery bowa? Is that something guys have that I don't know about?
ham
Even i cant close my eyes you are in me our vava playing umma :-D
ham
2 laptop... I noe infra but too slow lar... I wan fast one
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ham
Nvm it's ok...
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Enjoy ur life. . Good night
ham
Yes but can we meet in town cos will go to gep and then home. You could text at bus stop. And don't worry we'll have finished by march … ish!
ham
I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer
ham
Thats cool. Where should i cum? On you or in you? :)
ham
Delhi and chennai still silent.
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Lol alright i was thinkin that too haha
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ham
No I'm in the same boat. Still here at my moms. Check me out on yo. I'm half naked.
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Shhhhh nobody is supposed to know!
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Sorry, I'll call later
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Sorry, I'll call later in meeting any thing related to trade please call Arul. <#>
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Hey i will be late... i'm at amk. Need to drink tea or coffee
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I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of <#> Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. <#> lacs..thats my prob
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ham
The length is e same but e top shorter n i got a fringe now. I thk i'm not going liao. Too lazy. Dun wan 2 distract u also.
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S..antha num corrct dane
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No calls..messages..missed calls
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Sorry, I'll call later
ham
The basket's gettin full so I might be by tonight
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HI DARLIN IVE JUST GOT BACK AND I HAD A REALLY NICE NIGHT AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LIFT SEE U TOMORROW XXX
ham
No other Valentines huh? The proof is on your fb page. Ugh I'm so glad I really DIDN'T watch your rupaul show you TOOL!
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ham
Eh den sat u book e kb liao huh...
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Have you been practising your curtsey?
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Shall i come to get pickle
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Lol boo I was hoping for a laugh
ham
YEH I AM DEF UP4 SOMETHING SAT,JUST GOT PAYED2DAY & I HAVBEEN GIVEN A£50 PAY RISE 4MY WORK & HAVEBEEN MADE PRESCHOOLCO-ORDINATOR 2I AM FEELINGOOD LUV
ham
Well, I have to leave for my class babe ... You never came back to me ... :-( ... Hope you have a nice sleep, my love