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ham
LMAO where's your fish memory when I need it?
ham
But i'll b going 2 sch on mon. My sis need 2 take smth.
ham
Idea will soon get converted to live:)
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ham
S....s...india going to draw the series after many years in south african soil..
ham
Goodmorning, today i am late for <DECIMAL> min.
ham
Can't take any major roles in community outreach. You rock mel
ham
Shopping lor. Them raining mah hard 2 leave orchard.
ham
Hi here. have birth at on the to at 8lb 7oz. Mother and baby doing brilliantly.
ham
See the forwarding message for proof
ham
I can't keep going through this. It was never my intention to run you out, but if you choose to do that rather than keep the room clean so *I* don't have to say no to visitors, then maybe that's the best choice. Yes, I wanted you to be embarassed, so maybe you'd feel for once how I feel when i have a friend who wants to drop buy and i have to say no, as happened this morning. I've tried everything. I don't know what else to do.
ham
Dunno lei... I thk mum lazy to go out... I neva ask her yet...
ham
Do whatever you want. You know what the rules are. We had a talk earlier this week about what had to start happening, you showing responsibility. Yet, every week it's can i bend the rule this way? What about that way? Do whatever. I'm tired of having thia same argument with you every week. And a <#> movie DOESNT inlude the previews. You're still getting in after 1.
ham
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ham
Ambrith..madurai..met u in arun dha marrge..remembr?
ham
Just re read it and I have no shame but tell me how he takes it and if he runs I will blame u 4 ever!! Not really 4 ever just a long time
ham
Princess, is your kitty shaved or natural?
ham
Better than bb. If he wont use it, his wife will or them doctor
ham
Ya it came a while ago
ham
From tomorrow onwards eve 6 to 3 work.
ham
Anything lor but toa payoh got place 2 walk meh...
ham
I don't have anybody's number, I still haven't thought up a tactful way to ask alex
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ham
Is there any movie theatre i can go to and watch unlimited movies and just pay once?
ham
U having lunch alone? I now so bored...
ham
Yes obviously, but you are the eggs-pert and the potato head… Speak soon!
ham
Nah man, my car is meant to be crammed full of people
ham
No got new job at bar in airport on satsgettin 4.47per hour but means no lie in! keep in touch
ham
Kallis is ready for bat in 2nd innings
ham
Thanx but my birthday is over already.
ham
Ugh y can't u just apologize, admit u were wrong and ask me to take u back?
ham
I noe la... U wana pei bf oso rite... K lor, other days den...
ham
Yes, i'm small kid.. And boost is the secret of my energy..
ham
IM GONNA MISS U SO MUCH
ham
Is avatar supposed to have subtoitles
ham
Simply sitting and watching match in office..
ham
You can jot down things you want to remember later.
ham
Oh sorry please its over
ham
Hey are we going for the lo lesson or gym?
ham
Dont pack what you can buy at any store.like cereals. If you must pack food, pack gari or something 9ja that you will miss.
ham
You always make things bigger than they are
ham
Ü dun wan to watch infernal affair?
ham
Me not waking up until 4 in the afternoon, sup
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ham
I can send you a pic if you like :)
ham
Okay... I booked all already... Including the one at bugis.
ham
Aight fuck it, I'll get it later
ham
No de. But call me after some time. Ill tell you k
ham
So dont use hook up any how
ham
How much is blackberry bold2 in nigeria.
ham
Hi where you. You in home or calicut?
ham
Hey darlin.. i can pick u up at college if u tell me wen & where 2 mt.. love Pete xx
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ham
Oh... I was thkin of goin yogasana at 10 den no nd to go at 3 den can rush to parco 4 nb... Okie lor, u call me when ready...
ham
Y so late but i need to go n get da laptop...
ham
Sir, I am waiting for your mail.
ham
.Please charge my mobile when you get up in morning.
ham
Nothing, i got msg frm tht unknown no..
ham
Ugh fuck it I'm resubbing to eve
ham
He didn't see his shadow. We get an early spring yay
ham
I did. One slice and one breadstick. Lol
ham
Hey ! I want you ! I crave you ! I miss you ! I need you ! I love you, Ahmad Saeed al Hallaq ...
ham
Is there any training tomorrow?
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ham
Cos daddy arranging time c wat time fetch ü mah...
ham
Then. You are eldest know.
ham
Who's there say hi to our drugdealer
ham
Its hard to believe things like this. All can say lie but think twice before saying anything to me.
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ham
Good night my dear.. Sleepwell&Take care
ham
That is wondarfull song
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ham
Yar lor actually we quite fast... Cos da ge slow wat... Haha...
ham
Must come later.. I normally bathe him in da afternoon mah..
ham
Trust me. Even if isn't there, its there.
ham
Hey hun-onbus goin 2 meet him. He wants 2go out 4a meal but I donyt feel like it cuz have 2 get last bus home!But hes sweet latelyxxx
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ham
I can take you at like noon
ham
Where is it. Is there any opening for mca.
ham
I'm aight. Wat's happening on your side.
ham
I'm done oredi...
ham
you are sweet as well, princess. Please tell me your likes and dislikes in bed...
ham
How are you. Wish you a great semester
ham
Moji i love you more than words. Have a rich day
ham
Dude how do you like the buff wind.
ham
alright babe, justthought i’d sayhey! how u doin?nearly the endof me wk offdam nevamind!We will have 2Hook up sn if uwant m8? loveJen x.
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ham
No i'm not. I can't give you everything you want and need. You actually could do better for yourself on yor own--you've got more money than i do. I can't get work, i can't get a man, i can't pay the rent, i can't even fill my fucking gas tank. yes, i'm stressed and depressed. I didn't even call home for thanksgiving cuz i'll have to tell them i,m up to nothing.
ham
S:-)kallis wont play in first two odi:-)
ham
Then get some cash together and I'll text jason
ham
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ham
Probably, want to pick up more?
ham
I'm done...
ham
Are you the cutest girl in the world or what
ham
No dice, art class 6 thru 9 :( thanks though. Any idea what time I should come tomorrow?