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I've told him that i've returned it. That should i re order it.
ham
House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on <#> th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..
ham
Depends on where u going lor.
ham
And smile for me right now as you go and the world will wonder what you are smiling about and think your crazy and keep away from you ... *grins*
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Lil fever:) now fine:)
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I think it's all still in my car
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Can a not?
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Yes princess! I want to catch you with my big strong hands...
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Oh yeah I forgot. U can only take 2 out shopping at once.
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Mm so you asked me not to call radio
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Thinkin about someone is all good. No drugs for that
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Alright if you're sure, let me know when you're leaving
ham
Some are lasting as much as 2 hours. You might get lucky.
ham
Genius what's up. How your brother. Pls send his number to my skype.
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Thk some of em find wtc too far... Weiyi not goin... E rest i dunno yet... R ur goin 4 dinner den i might b able to join...
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ham
Oh god..taken the teeth?is it paining
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ham
Then u ask darren go n pick u lor... But i oso sian tmr haf 2 meet lect...
ham
No need to buy lunch for me.. I eat maggi mee..
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Ok lor...
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Oh right, ok. I'll make sure that i do loads of work during the day! got a really nasty cough today and is dry n shot so that should really help it!
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Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly
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ham
Howz that persons story
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Thanx 4 sending me home...
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Its normally hot mail. Com you see!
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ham
U sick still can go shopping?
ham
Ya they are well and fine., BBD(pooja) full pimples..even she become quite black..and ur rite here its too cold, wearing sweatter..
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Nice.nice.how is it working?
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1's reach home call me.
ham
Were trying to find a Chinese food place around here
ham
Easy mate, * guess the quick drink was bit ambitious.
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BABE !!! I miiiiiiissssssssss you ! I need you !!! I crave you !!! :-( ... Geeee ... I'm so sad without you babe ... I love you ...
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Ok thanx...
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aathi..where are you dear..
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Tunji, how's the queen? how are you doing. This is just wishing you a great day. Abiola.
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Today iZ Yellow rose day. If u love my frndship give me 1 misscall & send this to ur frndZ & See how many miss calls u get. If u get 6missed U marry ur Lover.
ham
Will be out of class in a few hours. Sorry
ham
Wat time u finish ur lect today?
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ham
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ham
She's fine. Good to hear from you. How are you my dear? Happy new year oh.
ham
Are you going to wipro interview today?
ham
how tall are you princess?
ham
I doubt you could handle 5 times per night in any case...
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Haha... Hope ü can hear the receipt sound... Gd luck!
ham
Your gonna be the death if me. I'm gonna leave a note that says its all robs fault. Avenge me.
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ham
Today i'm not workin but not free oso... Gee... Thgt u workin at ur fren's shop ?
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Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!
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I want to be there so i can kiss you and feel you next to me
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I am not at all happy with what you saying or doing
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Ok that would b lovely, if u r sure. Think about wot u want to do, drinkin, dancin, eatin, cinema, in, out, about... Up to u! Wot about ?
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What I'm saying is if you haven't explicitly told nora I know someone I'm probably just not gonna bother
ham
He says hi and to get your ass back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger)
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Smith waste da.i wanna gayle.
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Mum, i've sent you many many messages since i got here. I just want to know that you are actually getting them. Do enjoy the rest of your day.
ham
Aight, tomorrow around <#> it is
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House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on <#> th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?
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I actually did for the first time in a while. I went to bed not too long after i spoke with you. Woke up at 7. How was your night?
ham
See you there!
ham
I dont understand your message.
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Crucify is c not s. You should have told me earlier.
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Idk. You keep saying that you're not, but since he moved, we keep butting heads over freedom vs. responsibility. And i'm tired. I have so much other shit to deal with that i'm barely keeping myself together once this gets added to it.
ham
Fuck cedar key and fuck her (come over anyway tho)
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twenty past five he said will this train have been to durham already or not coz i am in a reserved seat
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U still painting ur wall?
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ham
Printer is cool. I mean groovy. Wine is groovying
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Hi Harish's rent has been transfred to ur Acnt.
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Anything lor is she coming?
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Cbe is really good nowadays:)lot of shop and showrooms:)city is shaping good.
ham
Ü still attending da talks?
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No probs hon! How u doinat the mo?
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K I'll take care of it
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I take it we didn't have the phone callon Friday. Can we assume we won't have it this year now?
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My battery is low babe
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Shuhui has bought ron's present it's a swatch watch...
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Yeah there's quite a bit left, I'll swing by tomorrow when I get up
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Babe? You said 2 hours and it's been almost 4 ... Is your internet down ?
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K I'll be sure to get up before noon and see what's what
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K...k...yesterday i was in cbe .
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Went to ganesh dress shop
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Ü collecting ur laptop then going to configure da settings izzit?
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If you r @ home then come down within 5 min