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Aight, I should be there by 8 at the latest, probably closer to 7. Are jay and tyler down or should we just do two trips?
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Come aftr <DECIMAL> ..now i m cleaning the house
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Bill, as in: Are there any letters for me. i’m expecting one from orange that isn’t a bill but may still say orange on it.
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Tell me pa. How is pain de.
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HI DARLIN I HOPE YOU HAD A NICE NIGHT I WISH I HAD COME CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU LOVE FRAN PS I WANT DIRTY ANAL SEX AND I WANT A 10 MAN GANG BANG
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Ha. You don‘t know either. I did a a clever but simple thing with pears the other day, perfect for christmas.
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Helloooo... Wake up..! "Sweet" "morning" "welcomes" "You" "Enjoy" "This Day" "with full of joy".. "GUD MRNG".
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ALRITE
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Why must we sit around and wait for summer days to celebrate. Such a magical sight when the worlds dressed in white. Oooooh let there be snow.
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How do you guys go to see movies on your side.
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Sorry,in meeting I'll call later
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You didn't have to tell me that...now i'm thinking. Plus he's going to stop all your runs
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Kindly send some one to our flat before <DECIMAL> today.
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Nothing lor... A bit bored too... Then y dun u go home early 2 sleep today...
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What time should I tell my friend to be around?
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Yes. that will be fine. Love you. Be safe.
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Thanks chikku..:-) gud nyt:-*
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Is xy in ur car when u picking me up?
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Thanx 4 the time we’ve spent 2geva, its bin mint! Ur my Baby and all I want is u!xxxx
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Yo, any way we could pick something up tonight?
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I've not sent it. He can send me.
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Fine am simply sitting.
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Thts god's gift for birds as humans hav some natural gift frm god..
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Are you coming to day for class.
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Im done. Just studyn in library
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Ok... U enjoy ur shows...
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Anything...
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Where wuld I be without my baby? The thought alone mite break me and I don’t wanna go crazy but everyboy needs his lady xxxxxxxx
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Wat's my dear doing? Sleeping ah?
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Hi' Test on <#> rd ....
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Only 2% students solved this CAT question in 'xam... 5+3+2= <#> 9+2+4= <#> 8+6+3= <#> then 7+2+5=????? Tell me the answer if u r brilliant...1thing.i got d answr.
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Yo do you know anyone <#> or otherwise able to buy liquor? Our guy flaked and right now if we don't get a hold of somebody its just 4 loko all night
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Yup n her fren lor. I'm meeting my fren at 730.
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Yeah, we got one lined up for us
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And stop wondering "wow is she ever going to stop tm'ing me ?!" because I will tm you whenever I want because you are MINE ... *laughs*
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Lol yep did that yesterday. Already got my fireplace. Now its just another icon sitting there for me.
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Hey i've booked the pilates and yoga lesson already... Haha
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Are you ok. What happen to behave like this
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My supervisor find 4 me one lor i thk his students. I havent ask her yet. Tell u aft i ask her.
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Hello. No news on job, they are making me wait a fifth week! Yeah im up for some woozles and weasels... In exeter still, but be home about 3.
ham
No message..no responce..what happend?
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Hey babe, sorry i didn't get sooner. Gary can come and fix it cause he thinks he knows what it is but he doesn't go as far a Ptbo and he says it will cost <#> bucks. I don't know if it might be cheaper to find someone there ? We don't have any second hand machines at all right now, let me know what you want to do babe
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make that 3! 4 fucks sake?! x
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Leave it. U will always be ignorant.
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Nope but i'll b going 2 sch on fri quite early lor cos mys sis got paper in da morn :-)
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at bruce b downs & fletcher now
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Where are you ? You said you would be here when I woke ... :-(
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Hey now am free you can call me.
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Tell me whos this pls:-)
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Think i might have to give it a miss. Am teaching til twelve, then have lecture at two. Damn this working thing.
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Id have to check but there's only like 1 bowls worth left
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Yes there were many sweets
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I would but I'm still cozy. And exhausted from last night.nobody went to school or work. Everything is closed.
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Buzzzz! *grins* Did I buzz your ass? Buzz your chest ? Buzz your cock ? Where do you keep your phone ? Is the vibrator on ? Did you feel it shake ?
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Sir send to group mail check it.
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I'm doing da intro covers energy trends n pros n cons... Brief description of nuclear fusion n oso brief history of iter n jet got abt 7 n half pages..
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You dont know you jabo me abi.
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Not yet had..ya sapna aunty manege y'day hogidhe..chinnu full weak and swalpa black agidhane..
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Are you being good, baby? :)
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Mostly sports type..lyk footbl,crckt..
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Ma head dey swell oh. Thanks for making my day
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U should make a fb list
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Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld & they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:"if it is made by my students,this wont even start........ Datz confidence..
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Sary just need Tim in the bollox &it hurt him a lot so he tol me!
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Happy New Year Princess!
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I'll text carlos and let you know, hang on
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Don't worry, * is easy once have ingredients!
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I love u 2 my little pocy bell I am sorry but I love u
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Ok omw now, you at castor?
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Yar lor... Keep raining non stop... Or u wan 2 go elsewhere?
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What u mean u almost done? Done wif sleeping? But i tot u going to take a nap.. Yup i send her liao so i'm picking her up at ard 4 smth lor..
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7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st "Ur Lovely Friendship"... good morning dear
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Tonight? Yeah, I'd be down for that
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What should i eat fo lunch senor
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He said that he had a right giggle when he saw u again! You would possibly be the first person2die from NVQ, but think how much you could for!
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No break time one... How... I come out n get my stuff fr ü?
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I'm there and I can see you, but you can't see me ? Maybe you should reboot ym ? I seen the buzz
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Do you still have the grinder?
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Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical
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K.i did't see you.:)k:)where are you now?
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So i'm doing a list of buyers.
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No idea, I guess we'll work that out an hour after we're supposed to leave since as usual nobody has any interest in figuring shit out before the last second
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Mm not entirely sure i understood that text but hey. Ho. Which weekend?
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They released vday shirts and when u put it on it makes your bottom half naked instead of those white underwear.
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Don know..he is watching film in computer..
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No b4 Thursday