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<START_QUESTION> what always was, yet I can never be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yesterday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 what numbers are next? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1112213211 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a girl is born in japan lives in africa, america, canada, perto rico, and mexico what is she? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when they are caught, they are thrown away. when they escape, you itch all day. what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fleas <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a Jewish man living in the united states cannot be buried on church grounds even if he converts to Christianity. why not? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you cant bury the living <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the number 8549176320. what makes it unique? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> digits are in alphabetical order <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this dish is defined as small pasta envelopes containing ground meat, cheese, or vegetables <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ravioli <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are 22 people in a square room. each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his / her head or body, or moving in any way ( other than the eyes ). where can you place an orange so that all but one person can see it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> on 1 of their heads <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which hand does a nun stir her coffee with? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none she uses a spoon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I start with it and end with it, however i only have one t. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> teapot get it one tea <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the mothers child, the fathers child yet no ones son. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im their daughter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is where kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war together <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chess <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are two fat guys, how can you fit each fat guy under an umbrella without them getting wet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was not raining <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who holds bolts, and gets not shock, but throws with fury, and scorches the earth? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> zues <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the son of your grandmother and grandfather but not your uncle. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your dad <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a kid, and his dad. they are driving and they have a bad wreck. the dad goes to one hospital, and the kid goes to another hospital. the doctor comes in to look at the kid, and says I can't work on him. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> doctor is his mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when the moon is full i am whole, when the moon is crescent i am halfed, when there is an eclipse i am gone, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jaffcake <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> he died for people's entertainment. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gladiator <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what doyouget whenyoucross a german shepherd and a giraffe. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> watchdog on the 14th floor <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> make six 6's equal 1 <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 6666 661 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> oh lord! i am not worthy! i bend my limbs to the ground i cry, yet without a sound let me drink of waters deep and in silence i will weep what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> willow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you make the number 7 and even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> drop the s <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> each time you take a step you make one of me, but then you leave me behind <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> footprint <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a guy on a horse rode in to town on payday. he stayed three day days and left the town on friday! how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horses name was friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you feel if you text someone this / <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> excited <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a lamb that knows great? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lam chop <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whats bigger than a match box size of a truck every body buys it but dont really use it hunt: think outside of the box <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> casket <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is standing in the middle of a street and he has nothing to cover him but he doesnt get a hair on his head wet why <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he has no hair <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which is correct " the yolk of the egg is white " or " the egg yolk is white? " <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> neither egg yolks are yellow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am plentiful in this world. i can kill one and save another. i can be invisible with the help of my friends of air and earth. i am needed in order to live. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> water or h2o <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when an elephant walks by you, you usually say, " don't they eat peanuts? " but when an animal is hungry it goes _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nuts <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> two the two you took <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the first thing a gorilla learns at school? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ape b cs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am black red and green, i taste good with other food but not my own. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> peper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how old is an old lady. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> old enough <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what canyoudo, but cant eat, what is green or sometimes brown or black? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> poop <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees, up, up it goes, and yet it never grows? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mountian <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what if you were in a completely blue house with only one story or level of the house, what color are the stairs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> there are no stairs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man walked over a bridge, yet he walked under the bridge. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yet was his dog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I recently came back from a trip. today is today, i came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow. when did i return? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sunday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> spelled forwards i'm what you do everyday, spelled backwards i'm something you hate. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> live <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man got shot in a car, the windows were up the doors were locked he was alone and he did'nt shoot himself. no glass was broken. how did he get shot? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was in a convertiable <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a small hill with seven holes what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> head <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> while I did live, if food did give, which many one did daily eat now being dead, you see they tread me under feet about the street <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> men can carry me to their grave, though i never truly die. i live in happiness, through people who know me. some never find me, others get children from me, yet most men look for me, instead they find someone else. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> love <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man marries 56 man 56 married 59 women he is a christian and does not break the law. how can this happen? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hes a vicar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> across the canyon, as another, across the cliff, might be another, across the gap, is another. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> crevice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you stop a blonde tank? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shoot the people pushing it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have billions of eyes, but i live in darkness. i have millions of ears, but have only four looms. i have no muscle and has two hemispheres. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> brain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have no head i have a body what am i tell the name <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jasim <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are inside a big metal box with no doors, windows, or openings. it is a complete box. how do you escape? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> punch the wall down <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am as round as an apple, as deep as a cup, and michigan lake cant fill me up. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pastdrainer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is 123451232 divided by the number of american presidents, then add the amount of russian service men, and you will get what? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> winnie the pooh <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> little nanncy etticoat, in a white petticoat, and a red nose. the longer she stands, the shorter she grows. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> candle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did silly bully dream of him in space <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because he needed some space <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one of the few vegetables that is routinely consumed with marshmallows <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yam <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is lying down on a railway track with a train coming towards him, the moon is not out and the train has no lights, how does the driver see him? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> daylight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the color of the vest sleeves <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nothing vests dont have sleeves <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> boy's mother has three sons tall, pennies and who <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> answerthe son is bob <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my first half means container. not a lot of people understand my language. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> binary <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> beach, paper, and bath - what do these items have in common? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beachtowel papertowel bathtowel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> express 100 with 5 1s. express 100 three ways with five 5s. you can use brackets, parentheses and these signs +, -, x, / <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 11111100 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashes on the border of Mexico and u. s. a. where do you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont bury survuvors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I look like something that said the hedgehog would fun collecting. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> funyuns <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> look at me. i can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or a thought to your mind. but, i can't be seen. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your memories <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm a famous drink that a lot of people like when there's no coffee for delight i'm a national drink that usually comes with a treat so now try to guess what I may be. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tea <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do shells get around in the ocean? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> taxi crab <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where I may rest and you may not, upon my hoard of gems and gold, where dragons eggs stay nice and warm, my house, my home, my hall of old <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> my lair <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> funny bunny <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a rooster laid an egg on the roof which way would it roll? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> roosters do not lay eggs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is ya friend but ya enemy <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> warewoff <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> downward grows the root. outward grows the skin. upward grows the shoot. what way blows the wind? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wayward <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when you went into the woods you got me. you hated me yet you wanted to find me. you went home with me cause you couldn't find me what was it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> splinter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is ugly % pretty, tall & short, fat & thin, attractive & unattractive? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> living thing <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if quizzes are quizicles what are tests? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> testicles <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who gets paid when they drive away their customers? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> taxi drivers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was the belt arrested? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> for holding up his pants <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> hi by what's wrong? /? / / / / /? kfklasdgjkhdvnklfjdhbgjhfjasdhfljkashndgasldh dbfasdjk asdkhfajk doing what is wrong <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nothing its just weird <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was the school book sad? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was filled with problesm <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a guy rode in to town on Friday and three days later he came back on friends how was this possible <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his horses was named friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goose in black turns red and comes out gray <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> every team needs one of these before hitting the field get pumped! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> peptalk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> name the country which has a lot of fish? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> finland <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is unseemly and smells like carrots? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rabbit farts <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> twenty seven ducks are going to the pond. five of them got lost, thirteen of them are staying home, nine of them are at the pond. where are the rest of them <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> there arent any anywhere else <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> no head has he but he wears a hat. no feat has he but he stands up straight. on him perhaps a fairy cat, weaving a spell one evening late! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> toadstool <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a perching barrel, filled with meat, taking hits from leaps and dives. look inside, but do not eat, the meat in there is still alive! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> thimble on finger <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> all about, but cannot be seen, can be captured, cannot be held, no throat, but can be heard. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it blows the wind <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is red and green and spins? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> frog in blender <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I could be brown or blue or black i have more than 700 teeth if you dare approach me i could kill you with one bite not many humans have seen me i'm completely out of sight <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shark <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> coming in on little cat paws, once it reaches its goal, quickly back it draws. at night it reaches farther, and during the day its more subdued, whatever the weather, what ever its mood. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> waves on a beach <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the mistake in the the following list: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> word is repeated <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what 3 words do you get when you combine a type of boot with a verb and something up your nose? ( hint: it's a song ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> boot scootin boogy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day a little boy named john went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. his parents were really proud of his career choice. what does john want to do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> become a photographer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> im blue not black if red not grey if yellow not brown if green not gold what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rainbow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if something you can hold also that you can find anything on me what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> laptop <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you have ten bars of gold and you are on the run from people who are trying to steal the gold you come across a bridge that can't hold the bars of gold and you how do you get across? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you juggle them aross <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> knock no. who's there? kowse. kowse who? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> kowse moo <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is a form of mechanism invented so you can discover who is following you <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rearview <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> riddle me this, riddle me that! what kind of man has bats on the brain? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> batman <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
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