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<START_QUESTION> there was one passenger but many driver! how is that? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dead person <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a woman goes for vacation on Wednesday and comes back on Monday. how was he gone for a week? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> week ends on sunday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did they let the turkey join the thanksgiving band? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because he had the drumsticks <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> count every " f " in the following text: finished files are the real sort of years of science fix study combined with the experience of years. how many? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 6 here they are ffollowingfinishedfilesficof <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> give me my quarterback <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> he has one and a person has two a citizen has three and a human being has four a personality has five and an inhabitant of earth has six <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> syllable <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how many bricks does it take to complete a brick building? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one brick <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am good at concealing what's real and hide what's true. sometimes, i bring out the courage in you! what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> makeup <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is big and small. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tyler and nick <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what 3 digit number will give you the same answer whether you subtract 5 or divide by 5? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 6 25 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> as i was going to stay. lives, i met a man with 7 wives each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats each cat had 7 kids kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many weren't going to be. lives? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 2401 i said werent <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do hence the eighth and permit the frog have in common? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> same middle name <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pool table <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was the math book so sad? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he had so many problems <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is spelled wrong in the dictionary? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> wrong because wrong is wrong <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call when you get a prize every 60 minutes <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hourly prize <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a candy that looks like a shepherd's staff. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> candy cane <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can we see that can walk on clouds. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> luke skywalker <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm assumed to be a gift that's priceless that can't be bought or sold, but my value is far greater than a mountain made of gold. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> loyal gift of friendship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a cowboy had to go to a business trip in Florida for 4 days. he left on sunday and returned on tuesday. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his horses name was tuesday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what leaps one time out of four? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> year <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what costs nothing but is very hard to find and can easily be lost? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> true friendship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one fine day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other. a deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its a riddle song <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of apple has a short temper? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> crabapple <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> people are hired to get rid of me. i'm often hiding under your bed. in time i'll always return you see. bite me and you're surely dead. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dust <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you ponder me in your mind, i grow stronger with time and weaker all the while. i drive you crazy in your mind that's hazy. i'm a magnet to thought and a shade to your eyes, now what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> riddle or question <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is half dry and half wet and it carries something and is being carried at the same time. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have existed for centuries, but last only a month. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lunar cycle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> imagine if you were in a sinking boat 50 miles out in the inland ocean. there was lots of sharks around the sinking boat and there was no large items in the boat to block the hole up. how would you get out of it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stop imaginig <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a dozen eggs cost 12 cents how much does 100 eggs cost? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1 100 cents <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> Where do you go to find your favorite dogs mountain and your dogs name is rocky <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rocky mountions <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is it that no one wants yet no one wants to lose? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lawsuit <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two boxers are in a boxing match ( regular boxing, not kick boxing ). the fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. yet no man throws a punch. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are female boxers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a guy walks into a bar and says touch! why'd he say touch? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hewalked into a pole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am here but yet am not standing in your doorway i am always here for you what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your friend <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> If you happen to wear one of these warm garments around, you might get doused in red paint <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> furcoat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> first you throw away the outside, then you cook the inside, then you eat the outside and then you throw away the inside. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> corn on the cob <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> some were big and some were small but they are gone and we don't have to worry at all what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dinosaur <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i am circular and i get sold. i have a hole in me. but i am not a donut. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cd <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the crowd say to the lousy ghost comedian <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> boooooo <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the chicken cross the road? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> who cares <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> yesterday i wasn't here, today i'm here, tomorrow i'll be absent too. and perhaps i'll see once a week! who i'm i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im today <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the fisherman loves me, doctors hates me, children loves me, what am it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> silk <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I start my diet on a day but i dont get to start my diet. what day do i start my diet <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tommorro <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my eye is always calming others because of sincerity, but when it comes to dating, I'm always flattered by a certain phrase which is simply a metaphor. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you blow me away <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes. how long does it take to run out of pills? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> one hour <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man wants to know what day it is so he goes into a forest theres a unicorn which lies on thursday - sunday and theres a lion which lies monday - wednesday. so he asks the lion which day it is and he says " well yesterday was my losing day " and then he asked the unicorn she said " yesterday was my losing day too. " what day is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its thursday the unicorn lied <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> sources in hollywood state that the men of this ancient city wore leather speedos and waxed their chests <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sparta <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two dogs are sitting on a porch " a fat dog and a thin dog. the little dog is the son of the fat dog, but the fat dog is not the father of the thin dog. can you explain? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fat dog is mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an image taken from real life <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> photo <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a very pretty thing in i, fluttering in the pale - blue sky. delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed i am a pretty thing. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> butterfly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> he has married many women, but has never been married. who is he? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> preacher <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man forgot the secret code to open his locker. but he remembers the following clues: fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen. first number is one less than twice the second number. fourth number is one more than the second number. second number plus the third number equals ten. some of all five numbers is 30. can you find out the secret code to help him out? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 74658 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the leaves are on the fruit, the fruits is on the leaves. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pineapple <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a house. a person enters this house blind but exits it seeing. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> school <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do bulls get their messages? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> on a bulletin board <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I twist and turn and leaves a loop. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shoelace <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> sample was out for a walk when it started to rain. he did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. his clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. how could this happen? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> this man is bald <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can be around the the world, and around the universe, yet be thin as paper and smaller than a dime? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> parenthesis the world the universe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what are three animals who's names and with " key "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> monkey donkey and turkey <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a cowboy rode to a hotel on Friday. stayed 2 days and left on ready. how is that possible <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his horse was named friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what driver doesn't have a license? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> screw driver <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the creator, through thick and thin, my time is sunset when i begin. worlds of men and beasts i make, to me these things are not fake. but over and over i will kill, i am the torrent and creator but not at will. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sleeping dreamer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be a quarter, i can be a half, i can be full, but the other side of me you'll never know. what am i?! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> moon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where does a dog go when it is ill? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> to a dogtor <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what shows do prisoners like to put on? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cellout sell out <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a sea dragons favorite meal? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fish and ships <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> say my name and i am no more. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> silence <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes up but floats? you can go through it, but cannot hear it? what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a bomb in the chamber of a bomber plane. the bomb is not attached to anything. the chamber is opened but the bomb doesn't come out. why is this? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> plane is flying upside down <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are three oranges you take to how many have you got? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> youve got two <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of dog keeps the best time? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> watchdog <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the mother, father, and baby tomato was walking and the baby tomato wouldn't keep up. so the mother asked the father to tell their baby tomato to keep up with them. so the father tomato hit the baby tomato in the head, and said. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ketchup <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> they can hurt, they can please. they can crush things with ease. picking up and letting go, is something that they always do. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your hands <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i turn polar bears white and i will make you cry. i make guys have to pee amd girls comb their hair. i make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. i turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. ifyousqueeze me i pop. ifyoulook at me, you'll pop. canyouguess the riddle? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i dont kno yet maybe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm a word that's hardly there. take away my start, and i'm an herbal flair. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sparsely no s parsley <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where does a bee like to spell? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> in a spelling bee <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does an orange do when it takes a rest? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> concentrates <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> black we are and much admired, men seek us if they are tired. we tire the horses, but comfort man, tell me this riddle if you can. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> we are coal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why cannot the 11 year old girl see the pirate movie <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because it was rated arrgh <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am white but not a cloud i am born in litters of many colors that am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> white kitten <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I welcome the day with a show of light, i steathily came here in the night. i bathe the earthy stuff at dawn, but by the noon, alas! i'm gone. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> morning dew <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do basketball players read in their spare time? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tall tales <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> no noose is good noose <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when is the best time to have lunch? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> after breakfast <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in what month of the year do people eat the least amount of food? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> february the shortest month <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I live for later i live for the crowd without it i am nothing what am i. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> clown <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what side of the cake is left? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> side that is not eaten <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a man who had no arms and legs. how can he get across the street? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> theres no f in way <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be written, i can be spoken, i can be exposed, i can be broken, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> news <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> usually cow gives milk. what does cow gives when earthquake occurs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> milkshake <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my timpani play a rhythmic song, with hammer on anvil i play along. down my canal no ship sets course, and i have a stirrup that fits no horse. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> obviously ear <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> we are the kings hands when we play with our legs we cannot stop our hands! who are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> we are the scissors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has no begging and no end? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> circle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what work is it that the faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> roasting meat on a spit <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is an orphan on one side of a busy high way and its parents were on the other. how does it get to its parents? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> orphans dont have parents <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what two words are opposite two times with each other? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leftright <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a doctor walked into the store and said hello son. the boy looked at the doctor but did not say hello father. why is this? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> doctor was boys mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did teeth give their teeth friends when they were sad? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mouthwash to brighten them up <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> buckets, barrels, baskets, cans. what must you fill with empty hands? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gloves <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
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