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burn the witch!
eedt1gl
[anger]
Yours truly, The reddit supplicant.
ed9vstf
[neutral]
All the ladies can stay at my place.
ed9g2pm
[caring]
I’m the most surprised that [NAME] is 35. Seems like just yesterday he was plotting with [NAME] on how to get booze for the party
ee6b6oc
[surprise]
You’re gorgeous girl! 🔥😊
ef74jfv
[admiration]
No offense but this shit just not working in some people. So they likely to say they are placebos(same applies for me too unfortunately)
ef67cac
[annoyance, approval]
I think it is worth documenting this sort of stuff, as a reminder. They'd do this to your kids too. In a heartbeat.
eeljdl3
[admiration]
Sometimes i don't even comment anymore, i think if something is actually worth my time or anyone's for that matter.
edboflk
[realization, neutral]
Nah dude, it's religious.
edju1bs
[neutral]
In the prequels the son couldn't save the mother. Maybe things will be different this time...
ee1f36o
[disappointment]
Well, it wasnt by 31.... So im still mad.
edk4w8s
[anger]
Yeah no one is gonna do that and get reported to HR for bigotry.
ef8977j
[anger]
You're welcome :)
efh5ctb
[gratitude]
I'm still confused about what a ginch is
efccz8d
[confusion]
Remember, we created gods in our image.
eff38ma
[realization]
Damn. [NAME]
ee8atea
[annoyance]
And the dude dropped his phone between those slots... ouch!
edd0q8d
[neutral]
Omg more than anything I want to see [NAME] block a game winner from [NAME].
edyyavm
[desire]
The supplement industry is another scam. Multi billion dollar industry. Stop wasting your money on GNC prework out drinks and go straight to the real source.
ee1c02r
[caring]
You should take the time and go to the doctor.
edvsbyt
[caring]
But they would fail without it, using your silly logic
ed5yfnr
[neutral]
It defiantly shapes up the picture.
ee2ng4o
[approval, disapproval]
Its very popular in the not comic book demographics.
ef0y67l
[neutral]
LONDON I honestly don't even understand this one
ef9ohyc
[disapproval]
###[NAME] NOT ONLY IS THIS A REPOST OF ONE TOP r/jokes POST...ITS A COMBINATION OF TWO!
eedn0mh
[neutral]
Unless wages for food service workers change you better keep tipping.
efcwktr
[approval]
Any link to a nonpaywalled version?
eeagwq4
[neutral]
Had a whole grilled lamb at an Indian restaurant once for a corporate event. It was amazing
ef33rqv
[admiration]
Well it very well could be your drug usage. You could be depressed also. So stop doing drugs and see a therapist.
ef28itk
[caring]
I am so excited for tonight's episode! It's barely even started *_*
ed9mzxk
[excitement]
Not even getting my hopes up at all. Story of our life- Padres fan.
eeh2gga
[disapproval]
I fucking love that scene.
edfe140
[love]
This is terrifying. Good luck to you and your family. Hopefully they figure out who the creepers are very soon.
eepig45
[fear, optimism]
Go to Happiest Hour before/after the game. Walking distance b/w AA center. It's a fun spot!
edkngiz
[joy]
Big ol fesh
ed4ucxx
[neutral]
except this isn’t true, we know this because other cities do the same thing and see no significant decrease in sales
eeypdr5
[disapproval, neutral]
> we get a minimum of $11 Wow that's pretty generous, no wonder people don't need to tip.
eegx9hm
[admiration, surprise]
NO THEY DONT FALL OUT
ef1sof6
[neutral]
dear... husband
ed76fc5
[love, neutral]
Yeah, sure, but it's beatable. It's made to be beaten, not otherwise. That's what I meant with my speech.
ef8zsc2
[approval]
I shout at my kid from the sidelines to stop fucking about with the draw-sting on his shorts...think I've got a shot?
een0bxd
[neutral]
He put a comment about [NAME]
ef6055c
[neutral]
Then he'll spend your worth plus some, or ...
ee2rawr
[neutral]
Laughing at "indoctrinated by traditional values". Good luck in life.
eeabdmg
[annoyance, optimism]
That dog did not want saved at all.
eev87z6
[neutral]
Lol religion is a crazy thing
eef7d73
[amusement]
Just don't stop with the damn good cooking though please lol.
ef62tc3
[amusement]
Haven’t seen that movie either, haha.
eeo50mz
[amusement, disapproval]
It’s pretty old. [NAME] did it.
ee5zvi7
[neutral]
Kids are curious and brutal. If she actually spoke in front of the class about, she'd probably leave crying.
ed4o6ff
[curiosity]
I bet he paid, AND requested this masterpiece
eeht0wt
[neutral]
I wish I could :( tried
edleyz3
[desire]
I'm French so I didn't know her, it's so cool that you have transgender politicians! I can't see it happen here.
edaw16q
[confusion]
This is why you should only ever do incremental payments based in the work done.
ef9nheb
[caring]
just a single point
ediuvf9
[neutral]
I'm sending you all the hugs ;-;
eeldjfn
[love]
But they didn't because it's fake.
eddn2u3
[disapproval, neutral]
[NAME] getting off beat the dribble is hurting me a little inside /: Edit:words
ee8vsmu
[sadness, neutral]
Chuckled. Upvote!
eeccpiv
[approval, neutral]
Thank you for your advice! I couldn’t agree more.
ed3ljgc
[approval, gratitude]
Stop playing dumb. You know what an incel is.
edz1ycy
[annoyance]
They’re pretty great for a budget airline.
ee2gg2j
[admiration]
Those guys are on top 5 Levels.
efa95k0
[neutral]
This was a floating barge of bullshit bound to ignorance, which is headed for a recycle bin on my desktop.
edo0pz3
[annoyance, disappointment]
No particular sauce, I'm just kinda tired of having to search that tiny lil speck of pan for at least 2 minutes before I find it.
edvnv86
[nervousness]
Broken. Good and grtting better.
eeph3d3
[approval]
Oh and now vini is down
ee04gzh
[surprise]
nice
ef2fnme
[neutral]
Now that I'm adult, I have taken an adult name and let my baby name be a thing of the past.
ee297mi
[neutral]
did she actually drive one of those to school? my doubting-ass would've checked thru the windows to see what she left in.
ed3gxrq
[curiosity]
So so good
eeg5bsj
[joy]
Yea sounds like a great way to teach your children that stalking and harrassing = love. Husband only hits you bc he loves you!
edjluey
[admiration, love]
True, but I meant he has no holiday themed skin from any of those events and all his skins (volsksya included) are pretty bland sadly...
eewmg5r
[sadness]
I’m excited AF. First holiday in four years. Totally cannot afford it but that’s future [NAME] problem.
edo9jni
[excitement]
Projection in the sense that they are projecting their infantilism and naivety.
edc9ezi
[neutral]
They spam that stuff because its working. Make them stop it .. and punish them.
edf5hpa
[anger, disapproval]
Ok, I guess I gotta show some commitment, thanks!
ef1jh4d
[gratitude]
What a hilarious joke... Comedy has basically become bashing.
ed1rvp5
[amusement]
Good job ignoring [NAME].
eeqmq35
[admiration]
It's interesting, if this was about invasive food smells in an apartment this conversation probably wouldn't be happening.
edx1jwa
[admiration]
Reaching parity with Steam's 15 year legacy in a single year would be an amazing effort.
ef9rkfd
[admiration]
I laughed at this
ef68khb
[amusement]
Looks like Russian agitprop is pivoting to Tulsi. [NAME] can kiss his chances for 2020 goodbye.
ee48ttx
[neutral]
Woo hoo!
eexzngl
[surprise]
Should have just gotten massive foundation donations and laundered the profits that way.
eeddmte
[neutral]
I was in that phase for a good while until i lost it all later anyways.
ef13av3
[disappointment]
Lmao, The first thing i did after reading is trying to do it.
ee3y1fw
[neutral]
Thank you! [NAME] is drafting off this documentary.
ednol2l
[gratitude]
I love the guy who is like "the analogy is daft. Cheese would sink", like that isn't the point.
eeb319r
[love]
I'm not sure anyone has asked, and feel free to not answer. But is your feeling that the team definitely favors [NAME] right now?
eenubik
[confusion]
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he passed someone in the right lane???? That’s illegal
eev0xru
[curiosity, disapproval]
As a CPA the part about the tax deduction triggers me more than your cousin trying to sell things to you.
eevuqta
[neutral]
Disgusting. This is blatant nepotism, and that man should be ashamed.
eda7oy3
[anger, disgust]
How does that work on joystick though? Never played on console, is this still a problem?
eefufao
[curiosity]
I’m pretty sure someone once said the name [NAME] and the word pig appear the same number of times as well... how would u respond.
ef5y0wx
[curiosity]
If you would like to know more about this plant
edu2rou
[neutral]
Married 3.5 years and we're down to 1-2 times a month. I feel ya
edy4e4s
[neutral]
Holy shit was that the one guy that supported remain? I didn't know we had a celebrity on this board.
ef9wcdv
[confusion, curiosity, disappointment, surprise]
As bad in what ways? The rest of who? Other politicians?
eem98vl
[confusion, neutral]
i love his face for that split second after he is hit
eeovbcv
[love]