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The Cavs didn’t even want [NAME]. They just wanted to fuck with us.
ee2cout
[annoyance]
You’re an inspiration
edg1qen
[admiration]
I have to agree- amazon is hardcore. They'll permanently ban you without warning, for things that someone else fabricated. Or so I've heard.
eesudcc
[neutral]
Didn't [NAME] just have a kid?
efbi3lr
[neutral]
Don't you even dare try to put any blame on [NAME]
eczsm3r
[anger]
Peace be with you
edg5g33
[caring]
Way far down for the usual RVA hype train
ef86an3
[neutral]
*sighs* One day Blizzard will finally understand that [NAME] teleport is what needs changing and not his damn passive ability. For now, the dream must remain a dream....
ediwkvx
[neutral]
No because they’re your property on your property.
ee2nbyr
[neutral]
I will downvote the hell out of any news article promoting ponzi schemes.
eebme6s
[disapproval]
This is amazing
eezvo4a
[admiration]
That's such a lazy way of looking at things.
ed4fvzq
[annoyance, disapproval]
Everyone knows a Sith would be called [NAME]. What a terrible fan of the franchise that poser is.
ed9e3dr
[approval, disgust]
Hates the patriarchy...has an iPhone designed by a man. So hypocrite can be added to the list of bullshit that makes up your personality
eepdacw
[annoyance]
Logging is pretty dangerous.
ed7dllm
[neutral]
Oh *hell* no.
edqshdp
[anger, disappointment]
Why is [NAME] me though lmao
eet92wx
[amusement]
I can’t stand [NAME] but that was heartbreaking
edv1d2k
[sadness]
Omg so glad I’m not alone
ed9uejc
[joy, relief]
I realised that baby [NAME] looked like young [NAME] and it really upset me. So you all have to deal with that now too.
eepazfz
[realization]
Guess we know where they got the rivet for the fire pit now.
eeqjtld
[neutral]
U guys are super cute together.
eez0h9b
[admiration]
They're a nakedly political institution, and have been for years now.
eduajy8
[neutral]
I hope Edmonton gets nuked.
ee3eq9o
[desire]
Ya did good, kid.
eetoho2
[approval]
"By far one of the best" Mmmm
eczusbt
[approval]
I love the way he looks at them to see if he should keep panting.
ee4m9gs
[admiration]
Cleaning up my balls
edpe4s7
[neutral]
One of the best in the series imo
ed5y4km
[admiration]
Well, I hope everything is going well in your retirement. Do your best to enjoy it :).
eebx6p2
[optimism]
It's not what you said. It was the way you said it.
ef5a28j
[neutral]
I peg the difference
ed8rjex
[neutral]
I hope it doesn’t get worse
ef0hlvi
[optimism]
Oh and just fyi for everyone, the girls are bisexual (obviously haha) and I am Pansexual, though [NAME] thinks she may be Pansexual too 😁
eevo6oc
[neutral]
Playing with my friends
edbnp2k
[neutral]
was the same with me for a couple of years before puberty.. i was frequently mistaken for an adult woman..
ee4fmlm
[approval, embarrassment]
If they keep the registration costs the same, one less plate to make adds up.
ef6tz3s
[neutral]
watching [NAME] play after quite some time. She has lost insane amount of weight! Did this happen after stabbing incident?
ef02d8o
[curiosity]
My first messages from women are either "hi" "hello" or "psst." Yeah I'm not wasting my time.
ede7csf
[amusement]
Ah if they went to school together that makes more sense. I wasn't aware of that.
eegd4dr
[realization]
I love reading anti gentrification comments. Because they always sound so stupid.
edcod2v
[love]
It was the worst cinemax porn I've ever seen.
edcobri
[disgust]
And [NAME] said trust but verify, which is what the House will do.
edukkgu
[neutral]
She did mention she loves making costumes
ee68w9a
[love]
They see me rollin’.....
eeijd5z
[neutral]
I just learned about mukbang yesterday from a foreign exchange student. What luck, didn't realize they were popular outside of Asia.
edhn3qq
[realization]
Also there's better ways we can spend taxpayer dollars than on another election.
eddockp
[neutral]
[NAME] claims to have only loved [NAME].
ee8x8qh
[neutral]
He’s a grumpy boyo
edqvuqx
[neutral]
I don't think either of them took that bump outside any worse than the other. That was jarring.
ef4vhz8
[disgust, surprise]
Is this an /r/antijokes ?
efeoj1x
[curiosity, neutral]
In hey now your a keemstar he criticises keemstar front doing "Racist homophobic hate speech rants"
ef65xhq
[neutral]
NOW THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN GET BEHIND
edbu24x
[neutral]
I will still shag her u fooking poof. gave im a rite fockin japester innit well u won't be having erection next few days.
edaxwhu
[neutral]
Im always worrying about the same thing, thats why Im always posting and within hours freaking out and deleting my posts
ed4hmsq
[anger, fear, nervousness]
Great for when you'd really like all your clothes to smell like hard-boiled eggs.
eeweell
[neutral]
Creepy Yoda voicepack tbh
edefwe8
[neutral]
I always suggest Laser Quest downtown, it's a blast!
eez0kej
[approval]
Pm me too please!
eefoz5v
[neutral]
No thank you 😉
edar26i
[gratitude]
That was helpful to hear, thanks for your response!
ednfwlf
[gratitude]
# MOVE ALONG
ee1uhqc
[neutral]
Ugh, sometimes I have both at the same time!
eefohxw
[neutral]
hhhh, lol
edu2q19
[amusement]
Wow, guess my penis is small after all..
edlrj6n
[realization]
That's what I'm afraid of but I don't have a lot of free time so it would never work.
ee2s7o7
[fear]
I hired someone who previously worked for Dunkin when I was still in my old store. She worked one shift and ghosted on us.
eeayhs5
[neutral]
I like [NAME] but he's biased. If he's planning to becoming a real journalist he needs to leave his bias at home.
edxwb82
[disapproval]
Has Medicaid stopped? Most people I know who support this want Medicare or Medicaid for all.
eehm5ao
[curiosity, desire]
I didnt realize belgium was behind on climate change.
eeuqwra
[realization]
[NAME], they deserve each other, but I don’t want this to happen because they would inevitably procreate and make stupid “boring” kids.
edrbpt6
[disapproval]
...soooooo yes?
eete7do
[confusion, neutral]
Welcome to Texas though! Go explore it!
ed01yr6
[gratitude]
That's what I heard coming into this game, people were saying if they don't handle gobert, game over
ee94mt4
[neutral]
" Personal responsibility" code for "if you aren't rich, get fucked!"
eeia8n9
[neutral]
Yeah, it’s just a pointless invasive comment when it’s coming from a stranger.
effza20
[annoyance]
You got shafted.
eetnoud
[admiration, neutral]
Oh my. Bless this dog. He is a big boy. I love him so much. Tell him I love him.
eff52fk
[love]
I’ll join your cause brother!
edqr2i2
[approval]
We need more vowelled insults so you can spell an Acronym with them
ed3g369
[desire]
Saying that combo with a straight face after the fucking mess that went into the last UFC event should be hard.
eczfslj
[neutral]
Right back at ya! Also love the username!
ee09sq4
[admiration, love]
LOL you are mental ,love it
ed516f1
[amusement, love]
I bet you could get away with this at work just fine.
eeqpjoo
[approval]
Speech should be illegal if it is an incitement to violence or a call to commit crime. Everything else, however repulsive it might be, must be legal
eep2e4c
[neutral]
Real. I did it yesterday when there was a large spider trying to hitchhike in my car
eet1gv9
[neutral]
We don't deserves horses
edx3ear
[disapproval]
You really don't comprehend anything my man, now do you? Goodness gracious the amount of stupidity.
ef462vc
[anger]
Speak for yourself. Our defense crumbled under incompetency despite the talent they had to work with.
edncazu
[neutral]
No, she tried and failed lmao
ed28fsu
[amusement]
The moment when he turns around and realizes it’s a guy is the point where you have to double down. Assert dominance. Kiss him.
eddh85h
[neutral]
Um hi.
ef3nphq
[neutral]
I first liked [NAME], but disliked her after [NAME].
eezxi79
[disapproval]
My heart is breaking for you OP... good luck on your job search though!!
ees3js2
[caring]
Seeing that knife on this subreddit put the fear of [NAME] in me
ee9rmjv
[fear]
You’ll love r/2healthbars
eeit37g
[love]
Then please post the story here. I don’t go to links I don’t know. 😐
eeepotl
[confusion]
Hahahah this is awesome.
ed9aauo
[excitement, joy]
Thanks mate. It's just a process now. Fingers crossed that time will heal all (or most) wounds!
eet2ofl
[gratitude]
>Dumb, but wonderful. That's my kind of a pet. Silly,soft and adorable.
efeq6yg
[admiration]