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I mean, it could work. I might be enticed by a slightly less ugly lady.
efeypwi
[neutral]
Grandmas knees are burning up
eevuj49
[sadness]
I def think [NAME] has a lot of upside still, but yeah just a bummer that he's no [NAME].
ef7ob4z
[neutral]
just wait till you get to PLO8, the final level
efgqppv
[neutral]
"I love games. That's why I keep all those zip ties, plastic sheeting, balls gags and cattle prodders in my trunk."
edri9jg
[love]
Or just use a fast weapon. He's pretty predictable once you get his patterns down.
edibjfe
[neutral]
When it comes to kids people get irrational. One good snake oil salesmen peddling this garbage can convince people with enough fear.
eets175
[neutral]
Yeah, I have made it clear to most or all of my friends that I am not available instantly, lol
ed5tt75
[neutral]
you're curious.
ee4gnvr
[neutral]
Dogs , unconditional love
eepryda
[love]
*Just look at the opposing team's hooker and lick your lips as every scrum starts.*
ed5vfdk
[neutral]
He didn't "die". The dude behind pink guy doesn't want to continue being pink guy
eed93ym
[disapproval]
I wouldn't even call this a CB, she wasn't offered anything and turned it down. Still sad, though.
edywo5k
[disapproval, optimism, sadness]
Grats man. I hit my second live one today coincidentally! Feels good :)
ef04d6t
[joy]
Ice looks fine on my TV
ed6t8vo
[neutral]
That's awesome. For the record, I do get anxious over very non intrusive questions, I really have a tenancy to read too much into things.
eee00pm
[admiration]
Same. Sometimes when people ask me the number to something I sing this to them and only get confused looks :(
eeurof8
[confusion]
You have to leave the house.
ed4u9v4
[anger, neutral]
Driving drunk and killing people is where it stops
ef1w1gq
[neutral]
Interesting. So people get their cars repossessed and not arrested because ...?
edtznoo
[neutral]
Love the homeless encampment in the photo.
eenfrem
[gratitude]
Ooh, [NAME] not happy.
edgtx6i
[neutral]
Not to nitpick, but wasn't [NAME] (I assume that's what they mean by [NAME], but people are weird) [RELIGION]?
efffgig
[neutral]
No but I've been totally been meaning to I fricking love [NAME]!
eczt6nu
[disapproval, love]
Having good people around you is the most important part i am glad you found some good friends:)
ef81mtz
[admiration, caring]
Thank you. As a father I found this hysterical. I'm legit laugh-crying rn
eedi00d
[gratitude]
The secondhand panic and embarrassment I feel from this is astounding
edts81m
[embarrassment, fear]
Right!? I'm glad someone else noticed. I was horrified when she trespassed into a stranger's home. So violating!
ee12cwg
[fear]
As someone who is about to be 29 this is the realest thing I’ve ever seen.
edvwvkr
[admiration]
If you don’t think this can happen in the US your going to be the reason it does.
ee4sq07
[approval]
Bike snob here. $400 is hella cheap for any bike that gets raced.
ef8ee52
[neutral]
the 12 steps of AA are not the only rehab programs in the world.
eeava2r
[neutral]
Yeah, I killed this post. Reddit is a great place and I'm glad I made my suggestion here.
edoyhah
[admiration]
... They're stockpiling guns because they're afraid of blog writers?
ed3ek8e
[neutral]
That took a turn.
edthdsn
[neutral]
Well done Kepa get in!!!!
efdy00j
[admiration]
my heart...
ed6xb2z
[neutral]
And suddenly the UK join doesn't look so bad.
ef3wb5x
[approval]
At least you went out with a bang.
eeqrskq
[neutral]
Which is weird because I can still get hours every week the day before if I wanted to.
edene33
[annoyance]
Anywhere skytrain wants to expand my tax paying dollars will be ok with it.
eeqwti7
[approval, neutral]
Next commercial break mute your TV and watch this for old times sake
ed2492w
[neutral]
It's in the news. I think I read it in SFgate or maybe mercury news.
edvjj25
[neutral]
Yup, it was a complete waste of time.
eeka82u
[annoyance]
* [NAME]: 17 million * [NAME]: 90 billion * [NAME]: 4 trillion I think that one question sums up the DLB Show perfectly.
edn1s50
[neutral]
You have more patience than I do.
eddt5nq
[admiration, realization]
Ill take condoms and council tax over dying in horrible pain from typhoid but each to there own.
edkmxax
[desire, disgust]
I'm sure they'll rob them back off her in no time
ef9fyld
[neutral]
It's a minor part of the article. Trust me, there's actually a LOT of information that isn't olicity-related here.
eedzx8f
[neutral]
As a non-religious that’s fascinated by [RELIGION], I love this 😅.
edcn2ku
[love]
No, honestly. I’ve never had this problem until now and I’m not sure what’s happening
ef9hhwq
[confusion]
Monero enthusiast here. Make me happy and call me a liar again.
edow9ya
[joy]
maybe post the article since it's already out lol
eff5u7f
[amusement]
Wow! That's awesome! Congratulations! Its wonderful to have hope of being off medications one day.
eew64o4
[admiration, joy, optimism, surprise]
Anyone here know what kind of rifle he's carrying? Looks like an Israeli Galil but I'm not sure.
eefn37t
[confusion]
We’re making all the MOVES!
edym6o9
[neutral]
Right?? The hypocrisy with the [NAME] situation is STAGGERING.
eejgpk4
[confusion, surprise]
kid still sad after eating food, because it WASN'T A HAPPY MEAL.
ed6dnjj
[disappointment]
Just stop.
efbhcma
[anger]
> 1 who was asleep [NAME]? Then who was using the phone at 9:20?
ed8qsvg
[neutral]
Let's hope he doesn't change his mind.
edk3klj
[optimism]
I hate poetry
eeetyto
[disgust]
If you have to ask "how to know if I'm ready for psychedelics" then you are clearly not ready.
ed9ev0u
[disapproval]
Can I get a link to the discord? The pinned post isn’t working for me
eeopxrk
[neutral]
This feels like a reference to [NAME] from Homestar Runner but I'm not completely sure.
eez4wec
[neutral]
Awesome pic!
edrzye5
[admiration]
I dont know how this is a joke. BUTT, I appreciate the effort.
edqk6iy
[admiration, confusion, gratitude]
mirotic is beal now?
ef7pbuj
[neutral]
"There's always a bigger fuckup."
eeia11h
[annoyance]
I can't believe offense blew such - oh nevermind.
ee0bz2l
[neutral]
The snapchat news feed on the stories page is horrendous, its entirely just celebs, porn and hookup culture shit.
edszrxl
[disgust]
That doesn’t even look like her! Except the [NAME] in the background, now that’s the one we know and love.
eel8rcb
[disapproval]
Neither are sleeping adults, so it's ok to kill someone as long as they are asleep.
ef9z6df
[approval]
i am shocked... SHOCKED I TELL YOU!
eez1mto
[surprise]
Good bot lol
ee6mtyn
[admiration, amusement]
Just like that great historical fact about the [NAME] head being used to mark abused women's shelters in ancient Greece!
ed4n7am
[realization]
i do not like the dollar store [NAME].
edfulxp
[annoyance]
Lol, right? Who says that before banging? “Is you ovulatin?” SOOOO repulsive. 🤮🤮
ee96t80
[curiosity, disgust]
Only £44m? Not enough.
eemqpdd
[disapproval]
I think I get this reference, GradeAUnderA?
eda6bdg
[approval, neutral]
I'd expect this from an actually attractive person but this is just lol
edkqvku
[amusement, desire]
I was wrong, thanks for the information.
ef3dnve
[gratitude]
😡this was a scam
eepxydu
[anger]
No. Utterly despicable cult with no redeeming value.
eeqp66k
[neutral]
Why in the world did you marry her? She's ragging on your own sister???
ee9dr25
[annoyance, curiosity]
While I agree with you for the most part, I also have cats and upholstered furniture.
ef2f4xp
[approval]
I already called the county I got married in trying to find out about it but they had nothing on either of us about a divorce.. Im so anxious.
efan4tt
[nervousness]
"what's wrong?" with legitimate care and empathy when I talk about what's wrong. Really long hugs.
ed36jgm
[neutral]
with his luxurious salary, nice pension and zero accountability for anything it does, its a hard old life!!!
edl0rbu
[joy]
“hurrrr mumble crap sucks so much u cant understand what they saying wheres all the lyrical spiritual miracle individual biblical rhymes smh”
edp0uj5
[annoyance]
Based on what exactly. I'm honestly curious in what you value so highly that America has?
eeppix0
[neutral]
/u/DongPhuongDriver, your time to shine!
ed48ov3
[neutral]
im glad they have it but this should have really been introduced in DMC3
eepze44
[joy]
trailer fabulous!!! i miss it
edp7quw
[sadness]
Spoken like a true man. My science teacher supposedly has ramblings about “not touching people.”
eesm3ij
[confusion]
Who ever said [NAME] was the true pope.
eentwyc
[neutral]
Best summary of the situation right here.
ee0qqhu
[admiration]
Why not use one pick and get help needed to advance to playoffs rather get late 1st player who will be 2-3 away from roster ?
ee6uhv7
[neutral]
Dogs can go on the internet?
ef4p1qz
[neutral]
ok? dont really know what that has to do with it. [NAME] designs the offense, [NAME] just runs it
eezkc62
[neutral]