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I knew it would be easy to trigger /r/movies peace out homies
eea476m
[relief]
Find a girl who loves you *and* your eye holes.
eesw1ww
[love]
You really shouldn’t just pat wolves you know...
eetpdun
[disappointment]
> But my god, that fucking face. Never mind her, what about him further down.
ee9wgo6
[anger]
That sounds a little paranoid
ee2ac62
[fear]
Free speech is between you and the government. I don't know exactly what Canary Mission is, but I don't think it is the US government.
edkarza
[confusion]
Man, never underestimate the power of a crock pot, some frozen chicken, veggies and cottage cheese.
edv18gz
[approval]
Omg, there is a wallet made out of a dead squirrel on that sub! *SUBSCRIBED*
edmej8u
[surprise]
[NAME] looked just as bad as [NAME].
ee5vw09
[neutral]
Aaaaaand he will be feeling that in the morning
eddpv6b
[neutral]
Because it's straight up untrue. It's a new ce idea but anyone relying on the sentiment is going to be repeatedly disappointed.
ee12lce
[disappointment]
But 80% of the time they go back to "single" (or just remove the relationship status), so no worries.
ee4s2ri
[relief]
Oh cool so you admit to being a pedo.
ef1xkap
[neutral]
Muzzle control.
edfoj99
[neutral]
How do you know what he can conceive of? Enough magical thinking.
eei9mif
[neutral]
honestly this made me smile like an idiot on the subway, thank you.
edqqrx8
[gratitude]
Im not a brexiter. In fact, this is my concern with a second referendum. I'm worried that remain will lose.
edhrxtc
[caring, fear]
You wont be sorry, look me up.
ednzwmd
[neutral]
I can't believe you would call me that and act like nothing happened. Honestly, what's wrong with you
eebr4i4
[annoyance]
If they expect to see the baby they need to have a relationship with both of her parents and treat them with respect. This screams do over baby.
efb0yv1
[neutral]
I love the people who confuse this sub for some kind of "intellectual" gathering lmao
ed2wbo1
[admiration]
Opposite for us! My fiance cuddles me because it helps him fall asleep, then I can play video games in bed!
ed7ritd
[caring, joy]
True, C9 fans are manchildren
eddm27r
[neutral]
Interesting read, thanks. Still a 40% bust rate. Sucks that someone's job is on the line with that high of a chance of failing.
ef1ftl5
[admiration, disappointment, gratitude]
My day was ok, I’ve just been watching YouTube and on twitter.
ed9w3gj
[approval]
I wondered what'd happen if I was away for too long from camp. So cool this happens
edf6v83
[surprise]
Reading this made me clutch my nipples in pain
eczd31f
[sadness]
Yea we're already in last place, those 3 missing assures nothing lol.
ef7byck
[amusement]
I love that he wears the rad suits. You do you Mr [NAME].
edckxx5
[love]
Not just esports "news" but all news now just copy and pastes off reddit.
eddqnxf
[neutral]
Have you ever consider knocking three times and that hide and seek/stalker vibe is terrifying. It's the most disturbing thing I can link you my AR 15.
eeiupun
[annoyance]
you'd have a point if the only use of a car was to kill people.
eek24b0
[disapproval]
This is my favourite comment of the day. So because I don't like to be ripped off I should not be able to have a family?
ef603jl
[confusion]
other than the fact that she's totally korean you mean?
edvbmqj
[curiosity]
She's a freedom hating commie is what she is. Of course the media loves her; she wants to dismantle everything that made America good.
eere0ky
[neutral]
thank you! he’s a boob and his wife is a fool...
edl4h8v
[gratitude]
I hate you for that title. Thanks a lot. /s Right as I’m about to go to sleep too.
eeo4bnk
[gratitude]
[NAME]!!
eew37mx
[neutral]
It won't matter how you explain it. He's cruel and insensitive and doesn't care about how you feel.
ee8k037
[annoyance]
Does that person only eats rocks? Because if you put bacteria and human beings on an equal footing, everyone is a fucking cannibal.
ef8wmy7
[neutral]
Yes!! Im always horny when I am with my BF, but right around ovulation, I am super horny!
ee150qo
[excitement]
Just keep a spray bottle of rubbing alcohol on hand! It melts the ice and doesn't freeze.
ef1e1yw
[neutral]
I’m not sure why I just laughed so hard at this. It’s not but it’s funny!
edov8gd
[amusement, confusion]
I'm going with 720. She is like [NAME]!
edogqs6
[neutral]
the original concern was about one particular type of vaccine, not all vaccinations.
ef3ygt0
[disapproval]
Great snap. Try again in a week when the lights are on at the aus open.
edgq0jm
[admiration]
Get your feet off the table...
ecze3hg
[anger, annoyance]
I wouldn't dance if nobody is watching! :)
eehuadw
[neutral]
you have to admit- it's kind of exhilirating to know that we are part of the pinnacle of human evolution.
ed731pd
[neutral]
Lucky you, our low is only gonna be 3°
efbfta1
[admiration, neutral]
Feeling is exhausting. They used to feel those things and now they feel nothing because they're so burnt out and tired
ed7bg31
[neutral]
Looks like 9 pts for you Mr. Wise Crack!
eeqil80
[neutral]
You just know he liked his own comment
edgtc4p
[optimism, neutral]
They're on the list, still have a few of these to knock out
eez43sc
[neutral]
Humanity is doomed
ef1nb7s
[disappointment, neutral]
In all 18 years of my life this is only the second time I’ve seen these. I could’ve sworn they where discontinued
eeidlyu
[neutral]
daaaaaamn girl!
edtsrre
[anger]
Ya hell ya
edbd5ul
[neutral]
Now I'm worried that cat will get salmonella :(
eev7tjm
[nervousness]
she usually sits below the bathroom sink like a fuckin weirdo between 9-11 pm but she'll be free after.
edloxw1
[disgust]
I love Big Brother, they make an appointment and come pick up used household goods and clothes. Easiest way to donate.
edm0qmw
[love]
It was a great AMA too
efdd3qk
[admiration]
Beatin’, bangin’, ‘n’ scratchin’ - [NAME] and the andrews sisters
eerbx3u
[neutral]
More like the in-law that nobody likes.
ee5movp
[neutral]
Falling for such low quality bait
edxcfte
[disappointment]
Everyday, always, I am a hero inside my head
edc9a8b
[pride]
I'm pretty excited to see how [NAME] develops. Appears that he could be a decent enough player in the future.
ed9mqxe
[excitement, optimism]
Klokslag 12 I find really enjoyable, horror movie podcast, Im not a horror fan but I find these dudes very entertaining
edhg2vn
[admiration, amusement, joy]
It's almost like the other commenter purposely misinterpreted the statement for a quick joke.
ee5ii54
[neutral]
Pretty sure it’s a reference to Netflix’s “Bird Box” movie. In which case - brutal; I love it.
eff3bah
[love]
If that's their response ask them whether they would go down to the street to cruise for johns if the cam work dried up I'm thinking probably not.
edb1odr
[neutral]
ur mom is in purgatory xd
eeyi6ki
[neutral]
It was pretty good, I didn't have the patience to see *all* the endings myself but spoilers exist on reddit for the curious (;
eeafkqi
[admiration, curiosity]
This. We already have so much more OL talent. We need another WR and TE, but I'm kinda excited
ee83rob
[excitement]
Contentious statements cause unrest in public forum. In other news water is wet.
edgaydd
[neutral]
This could be an amazing metaphor for super smart AI’s. We’re the egg.
eeno3m8
[admiration]
I agree.
ed47fl3
[approval]
There will *always* someone gaming the system. Always. I still donate food for the other 999 people that really need assistance to get over a tough time.
eegrj6j
[neutral]
One of my all-time favorite bands, and one of the best live acts you'll ever see!
efey8im
[admiration]
Gives me [NAME] 2005 bad memories.
edtokhc
[sadness]
Mate, you’re a [NAME]. If it wasn’t for us you wouldn’t even exist.
ee1xcts
[realization]
Lifesite “News” doxxed him. That website is just pure hatred distilled, it’s disgusting.
eewoojk
[disgust]
I watched that same movie. Very generic Christmas movie but I liked it
ed3eqrm
[admiration]
This!!!! Just. THISSSS.
eda1yo9
[annoyance]
i find it a little disgusting if swear words are used frequently and unironically.
eefnxhw
[disgust]
Damn it if that isn’t the most accurate description of growing up.
eeyazvb
[curiosity]
You have much to learn
edyg9ay
[caring]
Wait... I have been in two movies and I have played [NAME] in both.
eeumuhf
[approval, realization]
Yep. The problem is definitely regulation and not wealth hoarding supported by corporate money controlling politics. Temporarily embarrassed millionaires unite!
eer7dmu
[embarrassment]
I kind of think if you spell dissuade diswayd you lose any benefit of the doubt.
ed1asht
[confusion, disapproval]
Sorry you feel that way
eep2xx7
[caring]
he left his briefcase... hey, it's full of shredded newspaper!
ee8avwj
[neutral]
Avid Android user here. My Xiaomi Mi Mix 2 is by far the sexiest and fastest phone I have ever had. Such bliss when using it.
edklp0z
[admiration]
Now I feel like an idiot calling it a beamer for the 15 years I played baseball.
edq8m9e
[embarrassment]
is this real life [NAME] (netflix)?
edf51ge
[neutral]
True. I don't know the survival rates of the women in ancient rome but I can't imagine it was fantastic.
eeyqkna
[confusion, disapproval]
Na I see [NAME] doing a [NAME] in his fight vs [NAME]. Goes all out rage mode and big [NAME] cleanly knocks him oot.
ed1l0bj
[neutral]
Wow? Thanks so much for the knowledge, sir. We owe you one.
edw7oj3
[gratitude]
Glad to see we are still around :).
eedhv2o
[joy]
Hear hear :(
edf8ylx
[neutral]