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I want someone to take me to the hospital | edaxt25 | [desire, nervousness, sadness] |
Feels good to be a Nets fan right now | efgzytj | [joy] |
Ok nice opinion dude. Do you have any sources?? | eeczedh | [approval] |
I second this | ef57qbo | [neutral] |
In nNevada you get vested in retirement in 5 years. Stay in NV at least 5 years. | ef4frq4 | [neutral] |
great for on the go! but i’ll always smoke glass if i’m home :) | ed3nnnt | [excitement, joy] |
Can Dr. [NAME] confirm this? Edit: Doesn't matter. T H I C C D O N is actually zaddy af. | eegse5h | [neutral] |
Congrats!! If you don’t mind me asking: what country? | edlwin3 | [gratitude] |
The guy who thought of this chokes the chicken. | edy1blt | [neutral] |
Running a company will be the same disappointment. Your problem is unsolved. | edls02o | [disappointment, disapproval] |
Before their votes are immediately and indiscriminately rejected. | edmplb2 | [neutral] |
Me too. For some reason, even the people that I know that love reading don't read Murakami. I love that lil Japanese man. | eec83wb | [love] |
Moms name is Salad. They call her 'suh-LAD' so she can feel included. | efg5l3j | [neutral] |
Finally figured out who these two remind me of | ef4e9fz | [realization] |
But then you regret it because you realize you secretly liked the attention. Just bottom things. | efg0vgv | [sadness] |
Heart races everytime I get a match. Oddly enough I don't feel that at all playing offline with my friends. | edesuxc | [neutral] |
I met him! He graduated from my high school and came back when I was a freshman to talk to us in PE. Really nice guy. | efdxat6 | [admiration] |
She just wants to make sure she has good casting for her character in the Lifetime movie. | ee3bmzf | [neutral] |
It is not the ring. (I hope that you will be more relaxed now, but I’ve to be honestly, it is a fucking lie) | ee8ulqi | [optimism] |
I lol'd bigly an atempted to reverse your downdoots | ee3tg8x | [amusement] |
I think Limmy's Show is really hit and miss. Some sketches are funny, others are just poor. | ed6kd3i | [amusement] |
did anyone calculate aprox. how much would the food cost in total? | ee5k01s | [neutral] |
What an amazing guy. | efc0dqy | [admiration] |
A little too nutty for me thx. | edp5f3y | [gratitude] |
All he's getting from that experience is the opportunity to pay a fine to the gubment. | efdvist | [neutral] |
Omg yes! | eejyd2o | [approval] |
Great way to be late on 80% of your orders. I mean I didn't say it was impossible, but you put rating at risk | eehgiq5 | [admiration] |
ive seen plenty of subbed anime I even saw P4 Golden anime subbed | efhatup | [neutral] |
Might as well try though! Have a good day bro! | edru9z1 | [caring] |
Thanks a lot | ee9utgb | [gratitude] |
That can get me wet almost instantly. It’s ticklish but turns me on so much. It’s a really sensitive area I think. | edjroaq | [neutral] |
I assume not unless he gets premonitions of future memes. | eerciy4 | [neutral] |
Some people just don't understand humor. Imagine living your life like that! | edas5hz | [optimism] |
as is tradition, guy who played for us scores against us to make us lose, third time in three months | eeppwu0 | [neutral] |
Hot dang, this almost makes me want to go to the dentist. | eea20ss | [excitement] |
It's like calling [NAME] because he's a liar. He's waying the people are rats. | ef74kw5 | [neutral] |
Yep. Cool story troll. | edrpned | [admiration] |
I was flabbergasted when I saw it. | eeny76q | [surprise] |
Don't you know pets are valued more than a woman's life. | eew5x08 | [neutral] |
Look into BRI countries, pretty strong overlap with them would be my guess. | eexjgdk | [approval] |
when only rich people got elected and passed laws... | ed5jg0x | [annoyance] |
Damn. You sure showed me. | eelsd77 | [neutral] |
Yeah I think most of what [NAME] says is sensible policy but this would be a step too far. | ee36cyh | [approval, optimism] |
#ERROR! | efh341y | [neutral] |
Sorry, wrong comment train. Just gonna sneak right by ya there. | edgd3o8 | [remorse] |
*Dread it, run from it* *[NAME] still arrives* | eemmmly | [fear] |
So... she just won the lottery!! | effo18i | [excitement] |
There are plans to widen Parmer during the next few years. | ee6xf7i | [neutral] |
Don't play dumb, there are political parties that promote liberalism and conservatism as their main philosophies. | ed3zclu | [neutral] |
I mean... It also has Strength as a "fantasy power"? I don't get this joke | ees5w6r | [confusion] |
How is it? It was consensual. They are practically adults anyway. | ed8too9 | [realization] |
.. :< you're welcome ;; | edi47o2 | [gratitude] |
Both [NAME] 3s in and out :/ | ee0sopw | [neutral] |
Yes, he needs to sit the fuck down, that's all I have to say. | ef4ype5 | [annoyance] |
Me neither. We can’t figure out why [NAME] won’t compromise | efb4hkw | [neutral] |
TOLD YOU ALL, bravo | edv9qun | [approval] |
You're implying it by equating occasional defections to every single Republican voting against net neutrality | eds3tqm | [neutral] |
I like turtles | eevp9wm | [love] |
Thats what happens when [NAME] is on the fucking floor | ee8o7eh | [annoyance, neutral] |
I love how the girl on her phone in the background sees what happened but just doesn’t care...must happen all the time. | edkb9g1 | [love] |
That beat is mad smooth | ef5zkc0 | [admiration] |
Meh, the liga that we all knew and loved went away when [NAME] fled to Italy | ef5nqvj | [sadness] |
They seem to have very "sick" laws in Saudi Arabia. Where women don't have any protection from government against their perpetrators. | edieuq5 | [anger, neutral] |
On to the next one! | efgkaee | [neutral] |
We know blocking [NAME] was [NAME] choice because he said it was. | edd3lzb | [neutral] |
Das pretty sweet. No-look throw! | ef8a937 | [admiration] |
Ohhh you're an incel. Your opinion doesn't matter. Back in your hole smeegle | ee2t2tr | [disapproval] |
Resisting not being under arrest? What? | edq4jwq | [curiosity] |
No, my point is that looking to past behaviors isn’t indicative of what is right and virtuous | edkuwoc | [disapproval] |
“Rein get in there!” That’s all I see | efbtuvo | [neutral] |
Rethink your body! With type 2 diabetes, you can loose your lower limbs thanks to peripheral artery disease! | edpdgqb | [gratitude] |
:) i like it | ed7u4ul | [love] |
See the other one has advertising that hides the fucking stupid [NAME] that's the difference! | eeuph0v | [anger] |
I wheezed at hope you just named her "girl", absolutely straight for the jugular | efeepd0 | [neutral] |
Fucking and being a boy | ee3l1vl | [anger] |
A small spark of lucidity left I guess. | eetbkbc | [neutral] |
I’m not crying. You’re crying | ef506om | [neutral] |
Rather than having to guess at which part you consider a strawman, maybe you could just quote it for me. I may not always recognise fallacies. | eeh5tf1 | [neutral] |
Because they are idiots. | edlkfkz | [annoyance, neutral] |
"THE SAMPLE SUCKS! THAT TOWN HALL MEETING WASN'T EVEN AS GOOD AS THE TLIC ONE" | eezya96 | [annoyance] |
That pizza looks good | ee6djks | [admiration] |
The extra B is for bargain. | eetzry7 | [neutral] |
Troo, troo....worse eban dan eat pizza wif aht a ferk. | ee6c291 | [disgust] |
I've spent too much of my life being angry at the Jets, just gotta roll with it now. | edow6dx | [disappointment, optimism] |
He should file a civil rights complaint. This is a clear case of discrimination against someone with a mental disability. | ed3b29d | [approval] |
Add a _little_ sugar to the water when you feed downed bees. Acts like artificial nectar and gives them enough energy to get going again. | ee9ivmp | [neutral] |
Why not hit him up, maybe you can eat some chicken fingers (the good kind, 8 bucks) and then go bang behind the muffler shop | edyc6y2 | [neutral] |
I pray that I won't have to change my clothes. | ef871vf | [neutral] |
"oh.... alright" [NAME] | eezfe7j | [amusement] |
Thank you for answering. It's much appreciated. | ef2inmm | [gratitude] |
Just say that you don't like it. It tastes of blood, tears, and death. | eeq2qi6 | [disapproval, neutral] |
dont be scared | ed1i1o9 | [neutral] |
Maybe it’s flaccid and shaking it makes sense when you’re being put under in the comments. loool read a few pounds. | ed4d87o | [neutral] |
I think it's time to let him go, for your life's sake! | eeptzv7 | [neutral] |
He's just keeping the pieces warm for you. | eddghty | [neutral] |
This is beautiful and accurate | ef4vkup | [admiration] |
Worrying about [NAME] during a game is ridiculous. Especially when he's currently 6-11 from the field. | ef2asqu | [fear] |
>on't have kids, they will. And the DNA will Well actually it probably will, we share dna with other animals for example | eeolrp5 | [neutral] |
[NAME] receive the maximum sentence and her jail mates know that she kidnapped a child. | eekxi2q | [neutral] |
oh man that actually sounds gross in that context | ef7cux0 | [disapproval, neutral] |
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