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I want someone to take me to the hospital
edaxt25
[desire, nervousness, sadness]
Feels good to be a Nets fan right now
efgzytj
[joy]
Ok nice opinion dude. Do you have any sources??
eeczedh
[approval]
I second this
ef57qbo
[neutral]
In nNevada you get vested in retirement in 5 years. Stay in NV at least 5 years.
ef4frq4
[neutral]
great for on the go! but i’ll always smoke glass if i’m home :)
ed3nnnt
[excitement, joy]
Can Dr. [NAME] confirm this? Edit: Doesn't matter. T H I C C D O N is actually zaddy af.
eegse5h
[neutral]
Congrats!! If you don’t mind me asking: what country?
edlwin3
[gratitude]
The guy who thought of this chokes the chicken.
edy1blt
[neutral]
Running a company will be the same disappointment. Your problem is unsolved.
edls02o
[disappointment, disapproval]
Before their votes are immediately and indiscriminately rejected.
edmplb2
[neutral]
Me too. For some reason, even the people that I know that love reading don't read Murakami. I love that lil Japanese man.
eec83wb
[love]
Moms name is Salad. They call her 'suh-LAD' so she can feel included.
efg5l3j
[neutral]
Finally figured out who these two remind me of
ef4e9fz
[realization]
But then you regret it because you realize you secretly liked the attention. Just bottom things.
efg0vgv
[sadness]
Heart races everytime I get a match. Oddly enough I don't feel that at all playing offline with my friends.
edesuxc
[neutral]
I met him! He graduated from my high school and came back when I was a freshman to talk to us in PE. Really nice guy.
efdxat6
[admiration]
She just wants to make sure she has good casting for her character in the Lifetime movie.
ee3bmzf
[neutral]
It is not the ring. (I hope that you will be more relaxed now, but I’ve to be honestly, it is a fucking lie)
ee8ulqi
[optimism]
I lol'd bigly an atempted to reverse your downdoots
ee3tg8x
[amusement]
I think Limmy's Show is really hit and miss. Some sketches are funny, others are just poor.
ed6kd3i
[amusement]
did anyone calculate aprox. how much would the food cost in total?
ee5k01s
[neutral]
What an amazing guy.
efc0dqy
[admiration]
A little too nutty for me thx.
edp5f3y
[gratitude]
All he's getting from that experience is the opportunity to pay a fine to the gubment.
efdvist
[neutral]
Omg yes!
eejyd2o
[approval]
Great way to be late on 80% of your orders. I mean I didn't say it was impossible, but you put rating at risk
eehgiq5
[admiration]
ive seen plenty of subbed anime I even saw P4 Golden anime subbed
efhatup
[neutral]
Might as well try though! Have a good day bro!
edru9z1
[caring]
Thanks a lot
ee9utgb
[gratitude]
That can get me wet almost instantly. It’s ticklish but turns me on so much. It’s a really sensitive area I think.
edjroaq
[neutral]
I assume not unless he gets premonitions of future memes.
eerciy4
[neutral]
Some people just don't understand humor. Imagine living your life like that!
edas5hz
[optimism]
as is tradition, guy who played for us scores against us to make us lose, third time in three months
eeppwu0
[neutral]
Hot dang, this almost makes me want to go to the dentist.
eea20ss
[excitement]
It's like calling [NAME] because he's a liar. He's waying the people are rats.
ef74kw5
[neutral]
Yep. Cool story troll.
edrpned
[admiration]
I was flabbergasted when I saw it.
eeny76q
[surprise]
Don't you know pets are valued more than a woman's life.
eew5x08
[neutral]
Look into BRI countries, pretty strong overlap with them would be my guess.
eexjgdk
[approval]
when only rich people got elected and passed laws...
ed5jg0x
[annoyance]
Damn. You sure showed me.
eelsd77
[neutral]
Yeah I think most of what [NAME] says is sensible policy but this would be a step too far.
ee36cyh
[approval, optimism]
#ERROR!
efh341y
[neutral]
Sorry, wrong comment train. Just gonna sneak right by ya there.
edgd3o8
[remorse]
*Dread it, run from it* *[NAME] still arrives*
eemmmly
[fear]
So... she just won the lottery!!
effo18i
[excitement]
There are plans to widen Parmer during the next few years.
ee6xf7i
[neutral]
Don't play dumb, there are political parties that promote liberalism and conservatism as their main philosophies.
ed3zclu
[neutral]
I mean... It also has Strength as a "fantasy power"? I don't get this joke
ees5w6r
[confusion]
How is it? It was consensual. They are practically adults anyway.
ed8too9
[realization]
.. :< you're welcome ;;
edi47o2
[gratitude]
Both [NAME] 3s in and out :/
ee0sopw
[neutral]
Yes, he needs to sit the fuck down, that's all I have to say.
ef4ype5
[annoyance]
Me neither. We can’t figure out why [NAME] won’t compromise
efb4hkw
[neutral]
TOLD YOU ALL, bravo
edv9qun
[approval]
You're implying it by equating occasional defections to every single Republican voting against net neutrality
eds3tqm
[neutral]
I like turtles
eevp9wm
[love]
Thats what happens when [NAME] is on the fucking floor
ee8o7eh
[annoyance, neutral]
I love how the girl on her phone in the background sees what happened but just doesn’t care...must happen all the time.
edkb9g1
[love]
That beat is mad smooth
ef5zkc0
[admiration]
Meh, the liga that we all knew and loved went away when [NAME] fled to Italy
ef5nqvj
[sadness]
They seem to have very "sick" laws in Saudi Arabia. Where women don't have any protection from government against their perpetrators.
edieuq5
[anger, neutral]
On to the next one!
efgkaee
[neutral]
We know blocking [NAME] was [NAME] choice because he said it was.
edd3lzb
[neutral]
Das pretty sweet. No-look throw!
ef8a937
[admiration]
Ohhh you're an incel. Your opinion doesn't matter. Back in your hole smeegle
ee2t2tr
[disapproval]
Resisting not being under arrest? What?
edq4jwq
[curiosity]
No, my point is that looking to past behaviors isn’t indicative of what is right and virtuous
edkuwoc
[disapproval]
“Rein get in there!” That’s all I see
efbtuvo
[neutral]
Rethink your body! With type 2 diabetes, you can loose your lower limbs thanks to peripheral artery disease!
edpdgqb
[gratitude]
:) i like it
ed7u4ul
[love]
See the other one has advertising that hides the fucking stupid [NAME] that's the difference!
eeuph0v
[anger]
I wheezed at hope you just named her "girl", absolutely straight for the jugular
efeepd0
[neutral]
Fucking and being a boy
ee3l1vl
[anger]
A small spark of lucidity left I guess.
eetbkbc
[neutral]
I’m not crying. You’re crying
ef506om
[neutral]
Rather than having to guess at which part you consider a strawman, maybe you could just quote it for me. I may not always recognise fallacies.
eeh5tf1
[neutral]
Because they are idiots.
edlkfkz
[annoyance, neutral]
"THE SAMPLE SUCKS! THAT TOWN HALL MEETING WASN'T EVEN AS GOOD AS THE TLIC ONE"
eezya96
[annoyance]
That pizza looks good
ee6djks
[admiration]
The extra B is for bargain.
eetzry7
[neutral]
Troo, troo....worse eban dan eat pizza wif aht a ferk.
ee6c291
[disgust]
I've spent too much of my life being angry at the Jets, just gotta roll with it now.
edow6dx
[disappointment, optimism]
He should file a civil rights complaint. This is a clear case of discrimination against someone with a mental disability.
ed3b29d
[approval]
Add a _little_ sugar to the water when you feed downed bees. Acts like artificial nectar and gives them enough energy to get going again.
ee9ivmp
[neutral]
Why not hit him up, maybe you can eat some chicken fingers (the good kind, 8 bucks) and then go bang behind the muffler shop
edyc6y2
[neutral]
I pray that I won't have to change my clothes.
ef871vf
[neutral]
"oh.... alright" [NAME]
eezfe7j
[amusement]
Thank you for answering. It's much appreciated.
ef2inmm
[gratitude]
Just say that you don't like it. It tastes of blood, tears, and death.
eeq2qi6
[disapproval, neutral]
dont be scared
ed1i1o9
[neutral]
Maybe it’s flaccid and shaking it makes sense when you’re being put under in the comments. loool read a few pounds.
ed4d87o
[neutral]
I think it's time to let him go, for your life's sake!
eeptzv7
[neutral]
He's just keeping the pieces warm for you.
eddghty
[neutral]
This is beautiful and accurate
ef4vkup
[admiration]
Worrying about [NAME] during a game is ridiculous. Especially when he's currently 6-11 from the field.
ef2asqu
[fear]
>on't have kids, they will. And the DNA will Well actually it probably will, we share dna with other animals for example
eeolrp5
[neutral]
[NAME] receive the maximum sentence and her jail mates know that she kidnapped a child.
eekxi2q
[neutral]
oh man that actually sounds gross in that context
ef7cux0
[disapproval, neutral]