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By that definition, though, everyone with any relationships outside their mono romantic partner is polyamorous, and I don't think that makes sense to say.
ee9tq0f
[neutral]
Wow.....
eeswprf
[excitement, surprise]
Really? I was in New York last week and had to stand in the freezing cold to pump gas twice.
eelvbdz
[curiosity]
[NAME] is such an iconic runway model 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
ee83eeg
[neutral]
Doesn't mean they're not feminists
ef40e72
[neutral]
Welcome home!
edyazgo
[gratitude]
M'excuse me?
eczywt8
[neutral]
If that's not illegal it should be.
edvf1nt
[neutral]
lol INTJs may be less smart sometimes (definitely not always) but they know how to actually use their intelligence
ef2htc8
[amusement]
Maybe we knew someone was going to sigh and this was all in the works. Just a thought idk. FUCK
efh5x41
[confusion]
Wouldn’t cheddar tear for that joke
ef0cb3j
[neutral]
It's almost like they actually prepared to govern instead of just obstruct. Remember "Repeal **and replace**"?
ed8jhbd
[curiosity]
I find this sooooo strange
ee78swv
[surprise]
Exact same here. I blame the egg nog!
ed6i4dj
[neutral]
I think he's said before he'd never go on question time
eerlr7m
[neutral]
We are up 2-0 and this game is pissing me off so much.
edll0lx
[annoyance, disappointment]
Trust me dude, switch to stick deodorant and cologne.
ee6orxc
[caring]
It's not exactly hard to keep track.
edfxp6s
[disapproval]
I love [NAME], but I'd trade him for equal time at equal cost from Trout before I took half a breath.
ee75ixt
[love]
1. Keep doing exactly what we have been doing for the last 24 years. 2. Expropriate the land. 3. ?? 4. Economic growth.
edyhpas
[curiosity, realization]
"look at you... look at you..!" Oh, I'm bawlin.
ee5j0p2
[excitement]
She always looks sticky.
eetcfkp
[annoyance]
So they are up thanks
edz7nsf
[gratitude]
Ah ok. Thank you!
eeqig17
[gratitude]
If you want to live the dream, good luck! I won’t change my mind until I get my stolen ETH back from them
efa0gn8
[approval, disapproval]
Powerful stuff. I'm sorry I gave you this much time and credit.
ef3dxpn
[annoyance, remorse]
Lmao I feel you.
ef0sfus
[love]
I'm gonna be brave and tickle the cop.
efcu8sj
[amusement]
That's because it's called LATCH here and most people just call them "car seat anchors". Maybe that's why...
ee7no40
[confusion]
And when guys your age are getting to be too old for long term contracts.
ee8y69j
[neutral]
Guys it's a dril tweet, false alarm
eei75jn
[annoyance]
That +8 really made the Bucks lose the game today.
een9dyt
[neutral]
And [NAME]. That dude sucks.
edlpijf
[neutral]
Good assumption there except for the part where I didn't vote for the guy.
ee4znh0
[admiration]
This may look like hyperbole but you would have to be autistic to not pick up on the sarcasm in that post.
ed1hmt5
[neutral]
* yes * yes * yes * yes
efbc1f1
[approval]
Hunting would at least be more rewarding and fun. Every time I wanna meal prep in RDO I just horseback ride and lock-on to deer.
eeq6y1y
[amusement]
We're sleep walking into, in the words of the Bank of England, a disordely Brexit. It's a bit problematic.
ee6d39y
[disappointment]
This is wonderful. Hope to have him and that newly a Dad joy back on ice as soon as he's ready.
edctm6s
[admiration]
I thought I was the only one
ed2beg2
[realization, neutral]
by the time he hugs the last one another has been born
ee0gjfb
[neutral]
When I drove refers I was always afraid this would happen to me. I always shut my doors I'm just a worrier
eepmbs2
[fear]
Taking a blood thinner such as aspirin would keep it from clotting
eej2zzb
[approval]
From what you're saying, we can estimate the age of every person we see by their height.
ees9c7x
[neutral]
oh thats nasty!
ed5f1q6
[disgust]
For sure. I am infatuated with sharks, and much of that obsession comes from absolute fear haha.
edofzmm
[amusement]
That makes no sense. You know that right?
edno2d4
[curiosity]
Much appreciated. It's something that has captivated my interest and I have written on a bit, so I have a reasonable working knowledge.
eeoeqtj
[admiration]
Noooo no more NEXTs anymore! They are obviously just a kid who is excited to discover music. Give them a break! :/
eds43nm
[disapproval]
Me IRL :(
edmvutm
[neutral]
He dunked all the time with us. Loved the reverse two hand slam
ee0tzvm
[neutral]
its even worse because the starter kit is like $70 too right? So in reality she probably made closer to $30
edytdiv
[disapproval]
Sooooo much upper body strength. My GOD the muscles. He's positively rrrrrrrripped!!
ednrh00
[admiration, neutral]
Important part of this, surprising it's not there.
ef9h4sz
[surprise]
I feel like if [NAME] is that bad you bring in a traffic cone before [NAME]
ed6t6xp
[neutral]
i love it
eede5hs
[love]
**If you are not playing with headphones, you should.** That's what my wife says.
ediho3z
[neutral]
I cannot answer this question without asking you to read a specific book.
edm92fp
[neutral]
I have no clue what that is, but I hope you have fun
eeej8m3
[caring]
the fatter you are the more chance it'll stay in your fat cells and body longer than someone who's not fat. Exercise and hydration helps with this
eeiqus5
[neutral]
Haha hopefully, that'd be good for his morale. I just wanna beat the Knicks tonight honestly.
efeqkh7
[optimism]
No dude. This person has two sick kids and is taking you back to their place... yeah, just no.
ees3c03
[disapproval]
I have 3 words. More Material Needed.
ed99sin
[neutral]
So thankful for the conclusion. Having no idea how this played out was definitely going to haunt me
eegywd6
[gratitude]
the idea is bad dude. that's the problem.
efccc1g
[disapproval]
Please explain how I’m genuinely curious
ee7v6vm
[curiosity]
READ A BOOK YOU FUCKING CROOK.
eey8oar
[anger]
My girlfriend's creepy uncle gets extremely triggered when I point this out, or that a lot of conservatives are gigantic fudds.
eevackj
[anger, disgust]
Beep boop.
eeoaf18
[neutral]
But it'll hurt
ef9lo1h
[sadness]
Is that why you stayed so long? :P
ee2mdyk
[confusion]
Not threatening? It is an exhortation to commit a violent sexual act against a woman.
edktg5h
[curiosity]
Multiply it by hundreds to account for all employees of the store and then yes, it is true Also love how they mock the mentally disabled here. 10/10 /s
edsrij6
[love]
Reminds me of the dude who was hit on the back/side by a RC helicopter.
edhovok
[neutral]
thank you, female, very cool
edbw0g9
[gratitude]
Officially worse than Telkom. Well done vuma
ee9auvu
[admiration, disgust]
They ate not hot, they are just annoyingly humid.
efbs7tt
[annoyance]
I love that ammunition. I want to make 200 of them, but I think you may be limited?
ed4k39t
[love]
oh ok, i'll pass that on to him thanks :)
edncm8s
[gratitude]
That sounds exactly like polos
ef5pjqw
[approval]
Did anybody else noticed the mom right at the end hand gesturing the boy annoyingly as if it had been his fault?!
eesvf6b
[confusion, curiosity]
whachu mean? I dont understand what being turkish does to ones character
efg6fdv
[confusion]
They do a great job until one pops free and smacks you in your junk.
ef7rx1j
[admiration]
you arent a real 90's kid if you were born after 1999
eesyofj
[disapproval]
Well I guess that solves it.... For you. I'll keep trying to make sense out of the evidence since you fail.
edwstcm
[approval]
Yep, this cunt again.
eekimxt
[neutral]
That was the first thing we tried and we could not get it to work.
ed0ybo6
[disappointment]
Even that. I have 0 desire to see what happens after TLJ. I'll probably watch the RLM review and call it a day.
ee51ogi
[neutral]
Yep, all the mentally light-lifting folks will flock to that instead of her cautiously pushed out 70% tax rate.
edbbufx
[neutral]
The orange man angers me and I do not like him.
ee9aoi5
[anger]
What are the chances that [NAME] actually reads the report when it comes out?
ef8qln5
[neutral]
“Start caring about Reddit downvotes” has to be the weirdest life advice I’ve received in years.
edqnqfk
[annoyance]
Surely a regime that would kill millions of people wouldn't *dare* tell a lie.
ef6pxrj
[neutral]
I own literally no red shirts, would grey, tan, or purplish be okay?
ee09cut
[neutral]
Picturing you sneezing and banging your head made me laugh so hard! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! Now, pipe down.
eezu6jv
[amusement]
I just enjoy feasting off tears ....mmmmm
ef54haa
[joy]
Hoping LSU can kill 2 minutes and 20 seconds of clock here and not let UCF score more...
ed1dgap
[optimism]
It’s all the anger, it ages her terribly
eepzhzp
[anger]
I want a steamed ham with a combo of an Eichel tower call or an Ultralord goal.
efex0ed
[neutral]
[NAME] lol, took me a second too Edit: it appears Iowa has multiple sacks
eepxnue
[neutral]